1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:08,741 THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road 'til we 2 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,843 stop, and then we'll shop. 3 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:16,782 So one, two, three now baby, here we go. 4 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,150 Here we go! 5 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,052 Here we go! 6 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,721 On a mission undercover and we're in control. 7 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:27,860 Here we go, here we go, we're Totally Spies, so 8 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,595 get on with the show! 9 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:33,165 Here we go, here we go, here we go! 10 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:43,976 -So, there's three seconds left on the clock, and swoosh! 11 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:45,377 Right through the net. 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,312 It was totally awesome, man. 13 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,715 -Zachary Williams, please report to 14 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,017 the principal's office. 15 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:55,921 [whooping] 16 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,389 -Hey, no problemo. 17 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:00,426 Principal probably wants to put a statue of me in the gym. 18 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:07,699 [whistling] 19 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,600 No! 20 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,768 No! 21 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,552 -Check it out, girls! 22 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,354 The first annual Beverly Hills Youth Spirit Awards is looking 23 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:32,958 for contestants who typify youthful enthusiasm, ambition, 24 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,460 and optimism. 25 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,095 -That is so you, Sammy. 26 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,197 I wish I could be a little more optimistic about what 27 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,165 they're serving for lunch today. 28 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,835 -Fiber, riboflavin, and vitamins. 29 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:47,372 Everything developing gals need to grow fit and healthy! 30 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,574 -Ugh. 31 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:49,908 I'm starting to think fit and healthy is 32 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,276 overrated, Mrs. Muckle. 33 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,745 -Please tell me you're not thinking of entering the 34 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,647 contest that I'm gonna win. 35 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,883 -I have just as much chance as you, Mandy. 36 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:01,420 -FYI, this award goes to someone who best exhibits 37 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,255 youthfulness. 38 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,757 You're better suited to enter the Senior Olympics. 39 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:10,562 -Please, Mandy. 40 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,899 Sam's got twice as much youthful youth as you! 41 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,334 -Whatever. 42 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,469 I'm just trying to save her from total embarrassment. 43 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,606 After all, she's the one with gray hair. 44 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,273 -[growls] 45 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,208 Gray hair? 46 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,944 -Of course, if you get one, you're sure to 47 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,547 get another and another. 48 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,615 -Yeah, right. 49 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,150 But I'm just gonna go check anyway. 50 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,255 -I guess it's not so bad. 51 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,524 Gray hair is distinguishing, right? 52 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:39,291 -Totally. 53 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,159 I mean, what's the big deal? 54 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,394 It's just one gray hair. 55 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,329 I can't believe I just said that. 56 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:44,997 -You're right. 57 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:45,931 I'll just get rid of it. 58 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,065 -Don't pluck it! 59 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,834 Five more will grow in its place! 60 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,469 -I thought you said it was no big deal! 61 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,204 -One hair is no big deal! 62 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,372 Five is an irreversible trend. 63 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:56,441 -But I don't even want one gray hair. 64 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,343 -Oh, now see what you've done, Clover? 65 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,946 You'd better tell her about our surprise. 66 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:01,813 -Oh, yeah. 67 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,315 This will cheer you up. 68 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,717 Front row seats to the Happy Fun Fellas concert on Friday 69 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,552 night. 70 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:07,719 -How did you get those? 71 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,755 That concert's been sold out for weeks! 72 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,256 -Oh, it was easy. 73 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:13,926 The manager of the arena has a cousin who lives next door to 74 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,061 a guy who's best friends with a man who married a childhood 75 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,663 classmate of the mother of a guy I know from 76 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,097 the football team. 77 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,933 I just flirted with him, and he got the tickets for me. 78 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,034 -Wow. 79 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,535 I guess it really is who you know. 80 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,437 -Anyway, we can't go to the concert if you're going to be 81 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,072 crying about your hair, can we? 82 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:27,906 -I guess not. 83 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,309 Thanks, Clover. 84 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:34,646 [screaming] 85 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,316 -So glad you could breeze through, girls. 86 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,550 -As if we had a choice. 87 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,519 -Let's cut to the chase. 88 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:43,055 Oceanside Middle School is known for its superior 89 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,423 athletic programs. 90 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,891 Their teams have won state championships for years. 91 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,928 But suddenly, the teams are losing all their games. 92 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,230 -Wow. 93 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:51,964 They don't look like they could win a knitting 94 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:53,298 championship. 95 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,567 -I want you girls to go undercover and investigate 96 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,704 this strange shift in the student body of Oceanside. 97 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:01,006 Sam, you'll pose as a history teacher. 98 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,474 Alex, you'll be a gymnastics coach. 99 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,743 And Clover, you'll be a lunch lady. 100 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,944 -As if! 101 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,314 -I suppose you can always going undercover as a janitor 102 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,383 or a trigonometry teacher. 103 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,052 -On second thought, where's my hair net? 104 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,554 -Now, on to the gadgets. 105 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:20,225 Hoop earring communicators, expandable cable bungee belts, 106 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:23,161 Velcro band 3D body analyzer wristwatch. 107 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,165 -That tickles! 108 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,768 -And finally, DNA scanner sunglasses, a butterfly laser 109 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:34,573 emitting pendant, and a multi-purpose army knife. 110 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,507 You never know. 111 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,309 -Jerry, how long will this job take? 112 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,810 We're going to a Happy Fun Fellas 113 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,145 concert on Friday night. 114 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,913 -Well, then, I guess we'd better get you started 115 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,181 immediately. 116 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:51,323 [screaming] 117 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,758 -This is ridiculous. 118 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,460 Who'd ever believe that I could pass as a lunch lady? 119 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,462 -Hey, lunch lady, what's on the menu today? 120 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,397 -Ugh. 121 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,465 [growls] 122 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,934 -Come on, let's take our undercover positions before 123 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,070 the rest of the kids show up. 124 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,214 -[whistle] 125 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,884 OK, team, that was really slow. 126 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,085 Let's hit the showers. 127 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,623 All right, everybody out. 128 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,757 -But we just started. 129 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,060 -It's not like you worked up a sweat out there. 130 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,803 Wow, their DNA has been changed. 131 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,038 It's like they have the genetic traits of 132 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,107 someone in their 80s. 133 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:47,446 -OK, class, um, today we're going to learn 134 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,680 about the Cold War. 135 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,649 I need a volunteer to be the Soviet Union. 136 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:53,919 [fly buzzing] 137 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:57,122 -OK then, I'll volunteer someone. 138 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,657 How about you? 139 00:05:58,659 --> 00:05:59,358 Uh, Theodore? 140 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,193 -Oh, wonderful. 141 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,662 May I say it is indeed an honor and a privilege to 142 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:06,698 participate in such a lively classroom endeavour, for it is 143 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,133 often said that-- 144 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,301 -Bravo, you go! 145 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:10,535 Stand over there. 146 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,071 I'm gonna need some, um, satellite nations. 147 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,439 Here. 148 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,708 You be Yugoslavia, how about you as Czechoslovakia-- 149 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,478 actually, everybody come up here and face the blackboard. 150 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,645 -But why? 151 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,716 -Because you're the Berlin Wall. 152 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,220 All right, everybody close your eyes simulate night time. 153 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,254 You too, Theodore. 154 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,156 -But I'm the Soviet Union. 155 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,324 -You're taking a nap. 156 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,434 Weird. 157 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,836 Glandular functions slowing down. 158 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,438 Mental alertness dangerously low. 159 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,774 Small contusions l all their foreheads. 160 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,376 Energy and vitality levels-- hmm. 161 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,678 Not that bad. 162 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,949 OK, maybe I was wrong about that. 163 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,151 -What'll you have? 164 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,385 -Prunes, please. 165 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,287 -How about some ice cream or cake? 166 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,656 -No, I'd better stick with the prunes. 167 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,462 -How about you? 168 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,097 -Prunes also, please. 169 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,133 And if you have anything else that's easy to chew, that 170 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,334 would be great. 171 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,502 -Easy to chew? 172 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,404 You've got a head full of strong teeth. 173 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,005 -[laughs] 174 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:20,639 Yeah. 175 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,041 Those are the days. 176 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,409 -Aww. 177 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,614 -OK, is it me, or are these kids about 178 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,916 as lively as sloths? 179 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,317 -Yeah. 180 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,785 It's like they've all had liposuction or something. 181 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,822 -We've got to figure out who's behind all this. 182 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,056 -Darn kids. 183 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,225 Leave nothing but messes everywhere they go. 184 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,027 Snot-nosed good for nothings. 185 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:45,330 -OK, I think we just found our number one suspect. 186 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:45,931 -Huh? 187 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:46,998 Look! 188 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,800 That teacher's turning a kid into a zombie! 189 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:53,505 -Oh no you don't! 190 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,574 -What do you think you're doing? 191 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,343 -Stopping you from stealing this innocent student's youth! 192 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,580 -I was only showing the lad that he got an A on his 193 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,514 science test. 194 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:05,116 -I never got an A before. 195 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:08,253 Gosh, thanks, Mrs. Killiher. 196 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,789 -We are so sorry. 197 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:14,459 -I don't recall seeing you at this school before. 198 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,795 -Um, that's because we're part of the school district's 199 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:19,631 substitute gym teacher history teacher lunch lady program. 200 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,999 Gotta go. 201 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,372 -Yeah! 202 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,275 -Here's the copies you needed. 203 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,977 All collated and alphabetized. 204 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,913 I also got you these to brighten up your room. 205 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:35,881 -Thank you, Theodore. 206 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:36,681 They're beautiful. 207 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,283 You're a nice kid. 208 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,318 Why don't you go outside and play? 209 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,387 -I would, but my friends are so boring. 210 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:45,190 They just sit around and talk about their aches and pains. 211 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,425 Don't you have anything else that needs to be done? 212 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:50,595 -OK, um, how about distributing these memos to 213 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,030 all the classrooms? 214 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:52,731 -Great! 215 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,866 Thanks! 216 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,135 -Huh? 217 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,703 -[gasp] 218 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,455 [scream] 219 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,024 No, please, don't! 220 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,333 -Ooh, a pep rally! 221 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,801 I love these school events! 222 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,603 They're so full of energy! 223 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:35,473 -Thus the term pep rally. 224 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,942 -Theodore, what's the matter? 225 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,610 Guys, this is really serious. 226 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,913 Let's spread out and look for anyone suspicious. 227 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:46,217 -As you all know, this weekend is Oceanside Junior High 228 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,919 School's homecoming game. 229 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:53,258 So let's all give a rousing cheer to the football team. 230 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,560 -Yay. 231 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,429 -This is no pep rally. 232 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,930 It's a pep funeral. 233 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,032 -What's weirder is that Principal Smith doesn't notice 234 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,968 that the kids are acting so strangely. 235 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,904 -He either doesn't notice or he doesn't care. 236 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,873 Maybe it's because he knows why they're acting that way. 237 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,843 -Let's see what Jerry can tell us about this guy. 238 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,044 Jerry, it's Alex. 239 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,412 Listen, we may be onto something. 240 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,782 Can you do some research on Principal John Smith? 241 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,750 -Certainly. 242 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,118 Here you go. 243 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,727 -It says that Smith was previously a headmaster at 244 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,963 Ravenswood Boys' School in England, but it seems he left 245 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,199 under mysterious circumstances. 246 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,301 Looks like we're going on a field trip, girls. 247 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:50,615 -Wow. 248 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,183 Looks familiar, huh? 249 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,818 -Just like the students at oceanside. 250 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,986 [bell ringing] 251 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:55,654 -Hmm. 252 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,122 Lunchtime. 253 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,224 Perfect for spy mode, girls. 254 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,595 -Yeah! 255 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,331 -OK, let's see what we can find out about Smith. 256 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,935 -Nothing in here. 257 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,372 -What's this? 258 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,242 -Aha. 259 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:21,446 -[screaming] 260 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,381 -That was really unexpected. 261 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,089 -Whoa. 262 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,958 If only I had a finger big enough to wear that on a ring. 263 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,260 -Weird. 264 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,228 This manuscript describes how youth can be extracted from 265 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,596 people's souls. 266 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,299 -Hey, this guy looks really familiar. 267 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,701 -Yeah, he looks like Principal Smith. 268 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,603 Except why is he in those ancient clothes? 269 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,473 -Because Smith is 800 years old. 270 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,941 This is his journal. 271 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,444 There's entries dating back to the 13th century. 272 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:55,080 Somehow Smith must be stealing youth and 273 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,614 administering it to himself. 274 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,284 And I bet that jewel has something to do with it. 275 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:02,754 -You mean Smith literally found a fountain of youth? 276 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,055 [screaming] 277 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,390 -It's the janitor! 278 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,991 -And the teacher! 279 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,526 -What are you doing here? 280 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,628 -The question is, what are you doing here? 281 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,796 -Getting rid of you brats! 282 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,076 -We can't let them get away! 283 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,083 -Where'd they go? 284 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,553 -Where'd Alex go? 285 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,721 -Alex! 286 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:50,401 -Sammy! 287 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,669 [screaming] 288 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,649 -Where could they have taken Alex? 289 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,484 -Look! 290 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,285 Alex! 291 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,186 Are you all right? 292 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,992 -They've drained her of youth! 293 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,360 -Follow her. 294 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:22,867 -Where did she go? 295 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,768 -[scream] 296 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,470 -Now we got you. 297 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,344 -I don't get it. 298 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,513 Why are you doing Smith's dirty work? 299 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,382 -Give up, girls. 300 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,317 There's no escape. 301 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,653 I'm not sure how you discovered my little 302 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:45,390 enterprise, but you've made a terrible mistake. 303 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,058 -We know you're stealing these kids' youth. 304 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,861 You will never get away with it. 305 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,929 -On the contrary. 306 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,131 I have for centuries. 307 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:57,235 And this last big score will provide me with enough youth 308 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,771 to give me immortality. 309 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:02,340 -What do you mean, last big score? 310 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,977 -I mean the Happy Fun Fellas concert. 311 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,512 -You wouldn't dare! 312 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,581 -If you touch a single hair on their precious heads, I swear 313 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:13,985 I'll open a heavy duty can of whoop brand butt whoop on you! 314 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,321 -And miss one of the largest gatherings of 315 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,022 young people in years? 316 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,057 [laughs] 317 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,458 I think not. 318 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,962 Soon all that youth will be mine. 319 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,235 -Open the windows. 320 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:37,108 The jewel of Sumatra. 321 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,176 Quite rare. 322 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,980 Only three in the world, and I have them all. 323 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:45,617 When the sun strikes it, its rays will disperse and pass 324 00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:52,690 through you, taking your youth along with it. 325 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,126 -We gotta get loose before that jewel turns our brains 326 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,161 into oatmeal. 327 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,930 Can't get my hands free. 328 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,064 -This is awful. 329 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,333 I am too young to be old. 330 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,269 OK, try swinging back and forth. 331 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,637 Maybe I can untie your hands. 332 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,108 -OK, I've got you. 333 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,845 Now if we can just cut your rope. 334 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:16,581 -Hurry up, Sam, the sun's almost hitting the jewel! 335 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,283 -I'm doing my best! 336 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:18,950 -Alex! 337 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,151 Can you give Sam a hand? 338 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,719 -OK, right after my nap. 339 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,225 -Alex, wake up! 340 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,828 [scream] 341 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:35,900 OK, somebody's gonna have to go lighter on the ice cream. 342 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,235 Um, Clover? 343 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,303 -What? 344 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,537 -You might want to close your eyes. 345 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,471 -Why? 346 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,707 -[screaming] 347 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,010 -That went well. 348 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:50,682 -Come on, we gotta get to that concert before it's too late. 349 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:56,054 [cheering] 350 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,388 -Hey, Beverly Hills! 351 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,257 Are you ready to rock? 352 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:04,929 [music playing] 353 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:05,730 -He could be anywhere. 354 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,898 Let's spread out. 355 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,765 -Right. 356 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,200 I'll check backstage. 357 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,870 Alex, why don't you just sit here and enjoy the music. 358 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,075 Um. 359 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,376 -Whoa. 360 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,844 Where do you think you're going? 361 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,846 -I have to get back there and save the world. 362 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,582 -I've heard some good ones in my day, but nobody ever pulled 363 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,350 that one on me. 364 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,217 -But you have got-- 365 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,752 -Back you go, Missy. 366 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,527 -Clover, I see him. 367 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,767 -Once the circuit is connected, the final assault 368 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,167 will begin. 369 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,036 Hurry. 370 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,605 -This oughta slow him down. 371 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,110 -How did she get loose? 372 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:56,114 Guess I'll have to finish her off myself. 373 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:56,881 -Whoa! 374 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,216 Give it up, Smith. 375 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,685 You will never get away with this. 376 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,553 -On the contrary, young lady. 377 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,790 I already have. 378 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,959 -Hey, this isn't in the script. 379 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,032 -[gasp] 380 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,533 -Yes! 381 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,367 That's it! 382 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,137 Give me all your precious youth! 383 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:24,709 -Huh. 384 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,246 Hey, I wonder if-- 385 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,747 -Hey! 386 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,381 -Sorry. 387 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,016 I love your music. 388 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,853 -Stop her! 389 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,959 -Whoa! 390 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:49,100 -You could have at least fallen on her! 391 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,837 -Where do you think you're going? 392 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,005 -Class dismissed. 393 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,643 -Out of my way. 394 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,422 -[gasp] 395 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,790 Whoa! 396 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,527 [scream] 397 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,795 -Don't even think about it. 398 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,163 Your youth sucking ways are over. 399 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,769 -Not so fast, Smith. 400 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,137 -No! 401 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,545 -Was that part of our show? 402 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,248 -[gasp] 403 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,616 That's weird. 404 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,322 -Hey, I feel like myself again. 405 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,790 -And not a second too soon. 406 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,825 I was starting to worry that we'd have to put you into a 407 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,193 retirement home. 408 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:52,096 -Nice work, girls. 409 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,631 What happened to Smith? 410 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,066 -We're not exactly sure. 411 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:58,236 This is all he left behind? 412 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,337 -Odd. 413 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,038 I hope we've seen the last of him. 414 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,441 -For his sake, I hope we have, too. 415 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,643 -OK, girls, I've been old long enough. 416 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,377 Let's dance. 417 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:12,617 [music playing] 418 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,553 -Go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry! 419 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,163 -I'm so glad that's over with. 420 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,933 -Yeah, no offense, Alex, but you didn't age too gracefully. 421 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,669 -Speaking of not aging gracefully, I guess I should 422 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,704 withdraw from the Youth Spirit Competition. 423 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,140 Who'd vote for a teenager with a gray hair? 424 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,074 -Wait a second. 425 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,943 Your gray hair is gone. 426 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,345 -I told you not to pluck it, Sam! 427 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,013 -I didn't! 428 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,447 But I did wash my hair. 429 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,082 Oh, I am so lame. 430 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,250 Duh! 431 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,886 I was working on an art project using gray paint! 432 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,489 I'm not getting old and decrepit, I'm just messy! 433 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,090 -Put a sock in it! 434 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,760 They're just about to name me winner of the competition. 435 00:19:55,762 --> 00:20:00,965 -And the Youth Spirit Award goes to Mrs. Muckle! 436 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,333 -Mrs. Muckle? 437 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,004 -Ugh! 438 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,741 -Mrs. Muckle has 50 years of volunteer work, leadership in 439 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,110 the orphanage's annual trip to Europe, a series of gourmet 440 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:17,081 cookbooks with all the profits donated to help build that new 441 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,549 kindergarten. 442 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,017 -Congratulations, Mrs. Muckle. 443 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,419 You deserve to win. 444 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:26,591 -It's not how old you are, it's how you are being old! 445 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,528 -Come on down, Mrs. Muckle, and claim your prize-- 446 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,064 a brand new Wave Slicer jet ski! 447 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,904 -It's OK, Sam. 448 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,205 There's always next year. 449 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,506 -Or the year after that. 450 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,875 -Or the next 50 years after that. 451 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,279 -[laughing] 452 00:20:49,948 --> 00:21:00,057 (theme music) 453 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:19,043 (theme music)