1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,754 ["Change" playing] 2 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,740 -Mrs. Mariann. -You have the nine and a half? 3 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,200 -Yeah, you're a lucky lady. -Oh, I'm excited. 4 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,327 Last pair. Let me see those beautiful feet. 5 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,873 The right foot's all right? 6 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,166 There you go. Get it in there. 7 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,376 [grunting] 8 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,086 -They're too tight. -It's okay. All right. 9 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,672 -Are these the nine and a half? -These are the nine and a half, yeah. 10 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,881 Do you have the next size? 11 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,175 No, not in a Kerrybrooke. But that's why I don't like Kerrybrooke, 12 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,136 because they fit really small. They're made for dolls or something. 13 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,347 -They're too tight. -Okay, take 'em off. Don't worry about it. 14 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,474 -You ever try Vitality? -No. 15 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,725 I'll be right with you. 16 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,603 Excuse me. Sorry. 17 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,523 I bought a pair of shoes here the other day from him, with the glasses. 18 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,607 -Marty. -Yeah? 19 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,568 This woman said she bought a pair of shoes from you. 20 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,654 Oh, yeah. You bought the brown Mary Janes, right? 21 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,073 Yeah, I did. They're great. I wore them out of the store. 22 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,200 -Okay. -So I left my old ones here. 23 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,368 Okay. What did they look like? 24 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,412 They're two-toned pumps, wingtips. 25 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,330 -Lloyd, did you see her shoes? -No. 26 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,624 Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes 27 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,377 of the other shoes that I was trying on and restocked them? 28 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,504 Okay. All right. Um... 29 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,548 Do you mind if my colleague helps you out for a second? 30 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,675 Lloyd. Can you help with Mariann here? 31 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,801 Sure. Sure. 32 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,428 Yeah, we'll check the basement. Come. 33 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,929 Thank you. Excuse me. 34 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,389 Lloyd's gonna help you. Get the Vitalities. 35 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,849 Okay. I'll think about the price. 36 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,601 I'll be right with you. Let me finish up here. 37 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:41,727 [Mariann] Okay, thank you. 38 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,936 -What? -Shh. 39 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,064 -[person] Marty. -Ah, fuck. 40 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,566 I wanna show you something. Come here. 41 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,568 -What? -One second. Just get low. Go low. 42 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,028 Why do I have to get low? 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,449 -How you doing? -Marty, look what I got for ya. 44 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,533 What is this? 45 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,201 Check it out. 46 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,495 [Marty] What am I looking at? 47 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,580 Turn it over. 48 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,959 -Manager? -Manager. 49 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,210 Come on, Murray. 50 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,296 Whatever you do, just don't tell Lloyd about this. 51 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,672 Look, I've been very clear with you. 52 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,925 I'm not trying to be disrespecitful. You built something very commendable here. 53 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,303 I don't wanna-- I don't wanna discuss this now. 54 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,138 Stop. Stop. Let me say something. 55 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,682 It's been good for my soul to see this up close and personal. 56 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,768 -But I'm not a shoe salesman. -l don't wanna discuss this. 57 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,646 -I'm not a shoe salesman. -1 don't wanna discuss this, okay? 58 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,731 I do wanna discuss it, 'cause when I'm back from my trip, this is over. 59 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:28,815 I'm not coming back and doing this. 60 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,942 Speaking of which, can we settle up now? I gotta buy my plane ticket. 61 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,027 We'll settle at closing. 62 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,320 I wanted to see the travel agent on my break. 63 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,988 You'll never come back after your lunch break. 64 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,490 That's what you think of me? 65 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,992 -Yes. -You think I would go and not come back? 66 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,869 Yes. I said settle at closing, okay? 67 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,788 -That's it? -Yeah, that's it. Goodbye. 68 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,997 [Marty] I love you. 69 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,708 -Come on. -Wait. Just wait for me. 70 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,503 [chuckling] 71 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:01,682 I was about... I was about to come to you. 72 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,767 No, Ira's home sick. 73 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,435 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick. -What? 74 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,645 I got the championships. 75 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,272 No, it's food poisoning. It's food poisoning. 76 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,565 ["Forever Young" playing] 77 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,615 [moaning] 78 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,756 I wish I could hide you in my luggage. 79 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,344 I wanna come with you so bad. 80 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,684 [both breathing heavily] 81 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,780 J Let's dance in style Let's dance for a while and 82 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,242 J Heaven can wait We're only watching the skies and 83 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,287 J Hoping for the best But expecting the worst and 84 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,290 J' Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? I 85 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:12,502 J Let us die young Or let us live forever and 86 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:16,089 J We don't have the power But we never say never J 87 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,718 J Sitting in a sandpit Life is a short trip and 88 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,053 and The music's for the sad men 89 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,141 J Can you imagine when this race is won? 90 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:30,103 J Turn our golden faces into the sun J 91 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:33,106 J Praising our leaders We're getting in tune I 92 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,401 s The music's played by the... The madmen and 93 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,862 J Forever young and 94 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,532 J I want to be forever young and 95 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,870 I Do you really want to live forever? and 96 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,832 J Forever and ever and 97 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,001 J Forever young and 98 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:56,421 J I want to be forever young and 99 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,343 I Do you really want to live forever? and 100 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,679 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand. 101 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,224 Forehand. Forehand. Forehand. 102 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,685 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand. 103 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,897 Forehand. Forehand. 104 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,983 Backhand. Backhand. 105 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,235 And lob. 106 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,653 [groans] 107 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,904 Forehand. 108 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,656 -Marty! -What! 109 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,825 -Phone! -Tell him I left 20 minutes ago! 110 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,452 I'm not your goddamn messenger! Pick up the goddamn phone! 111 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,621 I can't. Wally, take the white shirt off. 112 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,832 I can't follow the white ball against the white shirt. 113 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,626 Stop it. You're a fucking sun dodger. 114 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,670 Oh, yeah? I love you. I love you. 115 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,630 Hello? 116 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,923 It's Judy. 117 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,842 Hi, Judy. 118 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,593 Your mother, she's very sick. 119 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,678 Okay, really? 120 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,347 Yes. She's gray in the face. She's speaking nonsense. 121 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,140 She's asking for you. You should come home. 122 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:52,310 Sounds really bad. You should probably call an ambulance. 123 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,646 Who's gonna go with her? 124 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,982 Uh, I don't know. You should probably go since you're so invested. 125 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,024 [whispering on phone] 126 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,526 Hold on a minute. 127 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,443 [Judy] He's not buying it. 128 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,153 [mother whispering] Just tell him I stopped breathing! 129 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,948 [Judy] Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. I'm not saying that. 130 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,950 Tell him you're taking me to the hospital. 131 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,160 Okay, fine. I'll take her to the emergency room 132 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,246 and sit there and wait for God knows how long. 133 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,040 And you can come here and give my husband his medicine 134 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,293 and massage his feet all night long. 135 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,253 [mother] Tell him I passed out. 136 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,964 [Judy] Oh, my God! Your mother, she just lost consciousness. 137 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,883 [Judy] You've gotta come home now. 138 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,468 [Ira] Hello? 139 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,929 Hi. Just give me a second. 140 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,766 [Marty] I don't know what you want me to say, Judy. 141 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,226 I'm busy. I'm on my lunch break. 142 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,187 I can hear her whispering. She's right there standing next to you. 143 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,607 -[Judy] I told you she passed out. -[Marty] It's annoying me now. 144 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:39,691 Who are you talking to? 145 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,736 Oh. I'm not talking to anybody. 146 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,280 Judy's just been tying up the line for an hour. 147 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,073 I got you some broth. 148 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,536 It's ice cold. 149 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,663 Yeah, 'cause the line was really long at the shop. 150 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,041 Oh, yeah? So that's what they'll say if I call down and ask? 151 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,792 You don't believe me? You calling me a liar? 152 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,085 Pick up the phone and call them. 153 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,629 You're gonna have to get Judy off the phone first. 154 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,088 -Oh, okay. -[Judy speaks indistinctly] 155 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,049 Hey, Judy, get off the phone. 156 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,800 [rattling] 157 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,804 [spraying] 158 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,979 Okay, this is a normal IATT approved ball. 159 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,940 Try to follow the white ball against the white. 160 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,567 Almost impossible, right? 161 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,527 I don't even see your eyes moving. 162 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,738 If I'm wearing a white shirt, you can't see the ball. 163 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,449 Now, imagine it with an orange ball, which no one's ever thought of. 164 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,534 See? You're already following it way better. Look at his eyes. 165 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,244 -See how his eyes are looking? -Yeah, I see it. 166 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,621 [Marty] You're looking more engaged now. 167 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,498 So that's what we wanna do. Right now in the world of table tennis, 168 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,042 you're obliged to wear black, just so you can follow the white ball. 169 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,877 Look at this. That's Ted Bailey. 170 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,962 Who's that? 171 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,005 That's the number one ranked player in the world right now. 172 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,924 He's the British champion. I've already beat him, by the way. 173 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,050 Now look at this. 174 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,177 That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis player. 175 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,137 -What's the difference there? -He's wearing all white. 176 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,014 He's in all white. It's beautiful. 177 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,517 To me, that's luxury. To me, that's class. You could sell that. 178 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,020 Marty, a custom ball like that is gonna cost a lot of money. 179 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,356 Of course it's custom. It's an original ball for an original guy. 180 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,274 It's the Marty Supreme ball, not the Marty Normal ball. 181 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,442 But what's it gonna cost? 182 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,736 It doesn't matter the cost. We can't cheap out on this. 183 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,029 It's gonna be nominal, Mr. Galanis. 184 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,323 [person] You always said we gotta spend money to make money, right? 185 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,658 Get me a cup of coffee. 186 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,994 No. Get your secretary to get ya a cup of coffee. 187 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,578 Nancy's busy. Just get me a coffee. 188 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,455 Dad, we're talking like men about business here. 189 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,166 -I'm not getting ya a cup of coffee. -Get me the damn coffee! 190 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,549 Marty, you want a coffee? 191 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,384 No, I'm all right. I'm not drinking caffeine. 192 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,055 Listen. 193 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,435 I appreciate you're friends with my son. 194 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,645 -He's limited. -[scoffs] 195 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,480 He's 30 years old. He's still living at home. 196 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,149 He hasn't done much. 197 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,318 And he doesn't know business. He doesn't know the costs. 198 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,612 I don't think he's limited, Mr. Galanis, respectfully. 199 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,531 I mean, look at your business success. 200 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,575 That's in your DNA, and you passed that through to Dion. 201 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,702 -It just hasn't been awoken yet. -I don't know. 202 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,704 I wouldn't be here trying to involve you in something 203 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,415 that I didn't fully in my bones believe in. 204 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,126 I have tremendous respect for your money. I know it's hard to believe, 205 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,920 but I'm telling you, this game, it fills stadiums overseas. 206 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,965 And it's only a matter of time before it fills stadiums in the United States too, 207 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,634 before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box. 208 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,262 [Galanis] I don't know nothing about this business. 209 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,222 [Marty] No, you don't. That's why you gotta trust me. 210 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,309 This time next week, I'll be the first American to ever win the British Open. 211 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,187 That'll slide me into the number one ranking for the World Championship. 212 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,522 Life magazine's gonna cover it. Look magazine's gonna cover it. 213 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:28,651 They have to. The editor of Look magazine, he loves me. They all love me. 214 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:33,740 I'm uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United States. 215 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:34,866 [upbeat music playing] 216 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,621 [rattling] 217 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,082 Lloyd! 218 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,258 I'm closing up. 219 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,302 Yeah, I can see that. Just here to see my uncle. 220 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,386 He left. 221 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,181 He left? What do you mean he left? For the day? 222 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,434 He had to take your mother to the hospital. 223 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,561 For crying out loud. She's not sick. 224 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,855 Hey, Lloyd, he owes me money. We were supposed to settle up today. 225 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,191 Well, maybe if you didn't take that five-hour lunch, 226 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,859 -you would have spoke with him. -Oh, shut up. 227 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,073 [dialing] 228 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,830 [ringing] 229 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,129 [mother] Hello. 230 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,172 You're sounding a lot better, huh? That happened quick. 231 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,091 [chuckles] I'll live, no thanks to you! 232 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,844 Enough, Mom. Are you with Murray? Be honest. 233 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,597 No. I think he left for his trip. Okay? 234 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,224 His trip? What trip? 235 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,602 He's taking Esther to Kutchers for the weekend. 236 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,771 But he would have stayed if I asked him to. 237 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:50,358 You're not sick, Mom. He was supposed to give me my money for my flight. 238 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,777 Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie. 239 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,863 Yes, you do! Why do you think I'm working here? 240 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,157 I literally only accepted this job for that. 241 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,076 I have no idea what you are implying. 242 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,786 -You know what this is? -What, what is this? 243 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,080 This is sabotage. You're sabotaging me. 244 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,875 Oh, please. You're sabotaging your own life. 245 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,086 [door opens] 246 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,592 -What is that? -What? 247 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,553 Are you seriously thinking I'm gonna rob you? 248 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,637 Just a reflex. 249 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,182 If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead. You'd be in a pool of blood. 250 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,226 I came to grab my suit. You know I bought this specifically for my trip? 251 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,437 Didn't know you need a suit to play ping pong. 252 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,449 I just want the $700 that Murray owes me. 253 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,575 Yeah, or what? 254 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,535 -Or I'm gonna shoot you in the leg. -No you're not. 255 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,494 You sure about that? 256 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,830 You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few years in jail. 257 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,290 I'll shoot you in the head instead. 258 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,499 You're not gonna do that either. 259 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,211 Look, Lloyd, I just want what was promised to me, not a penny more. 260 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,504 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that amount in prize money. 261 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,590 So just turn the other cheek, let me take what I'm owed, 262 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,383 and I'll give you an even $100 dollars when I get back. 263 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,010 Not interested. 264 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,304 Lloyd, come on. Look at me, please. 265 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,724 We both know you'd love nothing more than to see my ass get canned. 266 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,060 You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job, 267 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,645 and yet look at this, okay? 268 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,230 Look. 269 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,233 Murray gave that to me. Flip it over. 270 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,194 Manager. I'm gonna be your boss! 271 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,905 How unfair is that? I could fire you whenever I want. 272 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,741 I could tell you to sweep the floor on your hands and knees. 273 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,243 How about that, okay? 274 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,160 [sighs] 275 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,372 Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at you right now. 276 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,165 I'm actually threatening to use it. 277 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,043 This is a legit robbery like any other. My fingerprints are all over this thing. 278 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,336 These are facts. 279 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,630 So open the safe, let me take what I'm owed, 280 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,007 and you can call Murray, tell him exactly what happened, 281 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,885 get me fired, press charges. Whatever you want, okay? 282 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,305 Fine. 283 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,765 ["l Have the Touch" playing] 284 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,440 -[flight attendant] Here you go, sir. -Thank you. 285 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,859 and The time I like is the rush hour 286 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,861 J 'Cause I like the rush and 287 00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,779 [thunderclap] 288 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,948 I The pushing of the people F 289 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,409 J I like it all so much and 290 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,328 and Such a mass of motion J 291 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,872 J Do not know where it goes and 292 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,042 We don't get our own rooms? 293 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,671 It's freezing in here. 294 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,759 [photographer] I really need you to be serious now. Eyes on me. 295 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,303 Pakistan, I need you to look at me. 296 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,513 Wait, Japan brought a team this year? You see that? 297 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,266 Yeah. The Japs sent a team. 298 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,726 What about the travel ban? 299 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,061 -They must have lifted it. -No more travel ban? 300 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,690 [photographer] Okay, gentlemen, I want you to flip your paddles for me now. 301 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:36,649 Thank you very much. 302 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,486 Here we go. One. Two. Three. 303 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,155 Hold it still. 304 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,656 ["I Have the Touch" continues] 305 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,700 and Shake hands 306 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,202 and Shake hands 307 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,370 [music ends] 308 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,416 [Marty grunting] 309 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,503 [umpire 1] Match point, Mauser. 310 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,921 [crowd applauding] 311 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,478 [both grunting] 312 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,777 Match, Mauser. 313 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,070 [crowd cheering] 314 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:28,368 You let me get to my forehand too much. Should've tried to put me in my backhand. 315 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,952 [umpire 2] Point, Endo. 316 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,914 [crowd applauding] 317 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,290 [tense music playing] 318 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,141 [umpire 2] Point, Endo. 319 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,441 -What's the score here? -Nineteen-four. 320 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,735 -The Japanese guy? -Japanese guy's trashing Bailey. 321 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,863 What's he using? What's that paddle? 322 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,199 [spectator] I don't know, mate. No one knows. 323 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,953 It's silent. 324 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,163 -[spectator] Like a ghost! -[Marty] Wow. 325 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,251 [umpire 2] Point, Endo. 326 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,962 Match point. 327 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,291 -Great game, Marty. -Great game. 328 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,792 [umpire 3] Match, Mauser. 329 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,770 The winners of the tournament at Stockholm... 330 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,815 Hey. You're Ram Sethi, right? 331 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,233 Sorry, could you hold for a moment? 332 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,527 -You don't mind? -No. Can I help you with something? 333 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,779 I was just curious, where are you staying while you're in town? 334 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,740 What business is it of yours? 335 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,408 I'm just saying, what hotel are you staying at? 336 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,827 All the IATT representatives are stationed at the Ritz. 337 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,205 -At the Ritz? Yeah, that's what I heard. -Yes. 338 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,081 -Do you think that's okay? -1 don't know what you're implying. 339 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,876 -Have you seen where they put me? -Is it a problem? 340 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,046 Well, with all due respect, sir, it's a dump. 341 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,632 I'm so sorry it doesn't meet your high standards. 342 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,676 We offer complimentary housing to all our players, Mr. Mauser. 343 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,678 So far as I know, you're the only one to complain. 344 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,847 You're talking to me like I'm any player off the street, okay? 345 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,099 I need good rest so I can win the tournament. 346 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,810 You know perfectly well what an American win will do for the future of the sport. 347 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,980 -I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Sethi. -Appeal to the USTTA. 348 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,691 There is no USTTA. The USTTA Is two guys and a desk. It doesn't exist. 349 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,235 -Well, that's not my problem. -It is your problem. 350 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,445 I wanna stay where you're staying! That's what I need! 351 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,365 I am finding this whole exchange really offensive. 352 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,824 -You're offended? -] am offended. 353 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:17,453 I'm offended! You're making your star player huddle in a rat's ass! 354 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,622 I'm so sorry for that interruption. 355 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,500 Um, back to Ceylon and Mexico... 356 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,170 -This is a nice hotel. Must cost a mint. -Yeah, very nice. 357 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,673 The IATT covers accommodations? 358 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,968 -Only for their star players. -Is that right? How many are there? 359 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,555 Star players? I don't know. I haven't seen any others, so one. 360 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,847 Any nerves, going into the semis? 361 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,767 Nerves? Against Kletzki? No. You kidding me? 362 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,103 Well, he's won the tournament for the last three years. 363 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,897 -He's got quite the reputation. -[Marty] I have quite the reputation. 364 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,484 Look, I'm gonna do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't. 365 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,319 Okay. I'm gonna finish the job. 366 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,700 -Jesus Christ. -[reporter 1] A little strong, mate. 367 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,285 It's all right. I'm Jewish. I can say that. 368 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,870 In fact, if you think about it, I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare. 369 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,080 And why's that? 370 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,873 Look at me. I'm here. 371 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:06,127 I did it, I'm on top. I'm the ultimate product of Hitler's defeat. 372 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,547 Yeah, write that down. That was good. Write that down. 373 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,299 -[reporter 1] Nice one. -"Ultimate product of Hitler's defeat." 374 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,593 -1 do like that confidence. -Put that under a picture of me. 375 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,928 -Tell us a bit about your background. -My background? 376 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,388 [snores] 377 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,514 [reporters laugh] 378 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,893 No, but seriously... My mother died in childbirth. 379 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,730 My father was a compulsive loser who abandoned me when I was two years old. 380 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,481 I got stuck in the New York City orphanage system, 381 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,442 got shuttled from one hellhole to the next. 382 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,235 -Naturally, got in trouble with the law. -Isn't that Kay Stone? 383 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,403 I don't want any of that to define me. 384 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,655 Excuse me. Excuse me. What? 385 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,657 -It's Kay Stone over there. -That's her. 386 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,867 [Marty] Who's that? 387 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,494 [reporter 2] Well, you know, the movie actress. Like, from the 1930s. 388 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,246 -Opportunities. -Opportunities? 389 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,789 -That was good. -Yeah, yeah. Great movie. 390 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,749 -Black Box. -My dad loved her. 391 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,000 -Yeah. -Yeah. 392 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,627 -[Marty] She was big? -[reporter 3] She was huge. 393 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,503 [reporter 1] Came and went. That's her. 394 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,757 -[reporter 3] That's Hollywood, mate. -[reporter 1] Yeah. It's her. 395 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,592 [reporter 2] It is indeed. 396 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,218 Something about a lake? 397 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,471 -Shadow Lake. -Yeah, that was good. 398 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,516 [reporter 1] Great legs. Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous. 399 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,809 Think I have a chance, lads? 400 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,103 Next question. 401 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,608 [ringing] 402 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,655 [line clicks] 403 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:16,906 [Kay] Hello? 404 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,616 -Kay? -Speaking. 405 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,160 Hey, it's Marty Mauser. I'm in the Royal Suite. 406 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,079 I saw you in the lobby yesterday. 407 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,996 Okay. 408 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,248 Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed. 409 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,375 [Kay scoffs] 410 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,709 I don't recall. 411 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,462 Well, I'm a huge admirer. 412 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,255 Okay. Can I help you with something? 413 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,175 Maybe. I just ordered one of everything off the room service menu. 414 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,469 There's no way I'll be able to eat it all alone. 415 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,679 Ah. 416 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,389 So you'd like me to come up to your room? 417 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,266 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -Perhaps I should send my husband instead. 418 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,143 Sure. He can come up here, and I'll come down to you. 419 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,854 -Wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye. -Wait. I wanna keep talking. 420 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,439 [scoffs] Why is that? 421 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,274 Because I've never talked to an actual movie star. 422 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,361 Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would be. 423 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,071 You know, I'm something of a performer too. 424 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,156 -Are you? -Yeah. You don't believe me? 425 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,033 l... [stammers] 426 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,743 You... What? What? 427 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,620 You're a performer? 428 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,206 Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you? 429 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,333 Uh, I do have it, yes. 430 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,085 Okay. Well, turn to page 12. 431 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,586 [Kay sighs] 432 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,005 Uh... 433 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:16,716 Page 12. 434 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,676 Okay. What am I looking at here? 435 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,511 -Down the middle, in the center. -Uh. 436 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,471 This is you? 437 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,057 Yeah, "the chosen one." It's a nice picture, right? 438 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,058 Ping pong? 439 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,269 I play table tennis. I'm here competing in the British Open. 440 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,229 -How old are you? -I'm 23. 441 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,647 Twenty-three. 442 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,857 Yeah. 443 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,609 I bet you can't name one film I've done. 444 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,777 What makes you say that? 445 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,821 Because I stopped acting before you were born. 446 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,448 -Really? That's really interesting. -Mm-hmm. 447 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,159 Kay, did you use my razor to shave your legs? 448 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,326 It's dull. I've cut myself. 449 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,245 -No. -Who's that? Your husband? 450 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,289 I guess someone must've snuck in and chopped wood with it. 451 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,832 -I'm on the phone. -Holy shit. 452 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,584 -[husband] With whom? -[Kay] Debbie. 453 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,960 -[husband] Debbie. -[Marty] Debbie? 454 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,170 Tell her to get a life. 455 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,629 -Is he gone? -Mm-hmm. 456 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:56,964 Okay. 457 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,716 So, why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about that. 458 00:20:58,799 --> 00:20:59,967 You know, I really have to go. 459 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,595 You must miss it, don't you? Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow. 460 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,679 l... I can't. 461 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,432 Come on. You can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in the world. 462 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,516 I'm not available. 463 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,768 Oh, yeah? What you got going on? 464 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,188 Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband. 465 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,731 Oh, okay. 466 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,274 What's he promoting? 467 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,442 Pens. 468 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,527 -[laughs] Pens? Are you serious? -Pens. 469 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,321 -Like, writing pens? -Yes. 470 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,239 What, like, he's a pen salesman? 471 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,450 How can you afford the suite you're in? 472 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,494 He owns Rockwell Ink. 473 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,703 Oh. Okay. Well... 474 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,871 Yes. 475 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,123 -1 know Rockwell Ink. -I'm sure you do. 476 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,249 [chuckles] Okay. 477 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,335 Well, what's the event? 478 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:38,714 He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchards. 479 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,799 Ooh. 480 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,926 That sounds really boring. 481 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,052 Okay. 482 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,471 [Kay sighs] 483 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,308 [dreamy music playing] 484 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,104 -[phone ringing] -[Kay] Oh, for God's sake. 485 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,275 -What is it? [sighs] -[Marty] Don't hang up. Just one question. 486 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,944 Does your room face the street or the courtyard? 487 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,028 I don't know. 488 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,113 Just answer the question. Is it facing the street or the courtyard? 489 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,448 -The courtyard. -Okay. 490 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,368 I need you to go to the window. What floor are you on? 491 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,994 I'm on the third floor, I believe. 492 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,663 Third floor. Okay, perfect. 493 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,747 Look across the street. 494 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,625 You see the open window with a bowl! of fruit on the table? 495 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,586 I do. 496 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,965 Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make an apple appear in that bowl. 497 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:24,718 And if I do, you're gonna blow off your little rendezvous and come watch me play. 498 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,804 No, no, no. I'm not agreeing to anything, no. 499 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,890 You don't have to agree to anything. I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay? One... 500 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,475 two... 501 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,269 three. 502 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,316 I'll leave a ticket for you at the box office. 503 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,402 [hangs up] 504 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:05,885 [crowd applauding] 505 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,910 [announcer] Point, Mauser. 506 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,162 Twenty to five. 507 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,665 Kletzki trails Mauser two games to nil. 508 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,377 Game and match point, Mauser. 509 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,087 -Let's have a little fun with this one. -Okay. 510 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,672 -Have a little fun, all right? -Gotcha. 511 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,841 [announcer] Service switches to Kletzki. 512 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,599 [crowd cheering, applauding] 513 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,935 [grunts] 514 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,858 [cheering continues] 515 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,499 [announcer] Point, Kletzki. 516 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,006 Very well, gentlemen. Thank you for that. Thank you. 517 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,097 Kletzki serves 6-20. 518 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,684 Mauser leads two games to zero. 519 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,644 Match point again for Mr. Mauser. 520 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,688 Your service again, Kletzki. 521 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,024 [chuckles, grunts] 522 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,527 [announcer] Point, Mauser! 523 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,278 [crowd cheering] 524 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:52,574 [announcer] Mauser wins the game and match by 21-6. Three games to nil. 525 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:57,454 Mauser's on to the finals where he will face Koto Endo of Japan. 526 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,752 Get whatever you want. Don't even look at the prices, okay? 527 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,837 What are you getting? 528 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,423 I'm gonna get the Beef Wellington and the caviar tasting plate 529 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,299 because they're the most expensive items on the menu. 530 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:12,302 Listen, I would like to keep going back a little bit about the Globetrotters. 531 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:13,887 -About the Harlem Globetrotters, again? -Yes. 532 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,431 -1 told you, I'm not interested. -Why not? 533 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,640 'Cause I don't wanna do it. 534 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,225 It's great money. 535 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,811 And we will travel all over the world. Have you seen Venice? 536 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,771 I don't wanna be doing trick shots for a halftime show 537 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,398 while people are going to the bathroom. 538 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:25,482 That's beneath me, okay? 539 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,318 -They're treated like royalty. -Where's the waiter? 540 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:31,071 -Listen, I know people who have done this. -Excuse me. 541 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,239 Excuse me. 542 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,242 [Kletzki] It's a great opportunity. We should not miss it. 543 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,413 Marty. 544 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,000 [maitre d'] Yes, sir. May I help you, sir? 545 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,001 Hi. Can we order? 546 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,669 Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter. 547 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:46,754 -Hang on. -Yes. 548 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,298 Uh, I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tab tonight. 549 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,925 Put it on my room. The Royal Suite. Marty Mauser. 550 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,428 -And make sure they know it's me, too. -I will. Leave it to me, sir. 551 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,888 -Don't take no for an answer. -l won't. 552 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,974 -Marty Mauser. Royal Suite. Go tell 'em. -Will do, sir. 553 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,145 Okay. Look at me. Don't look there. Look at me. 554 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,396 -Who's Rockwell? -Some bozo. 555 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,482 Look over now. Be subtle about it. What's he doing? 556 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,985 He hasn't been here before, sir. 557 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,153 He's looking at us. 558 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,237 -Really? -Yeah. 559 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,572 Okay, keep talking to me. Be normal. 560 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,157 I want you to reconsider. 561 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,409 We would be a great team. I wanna do this with you. 562 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,078 Why are you so fixed on the Harlem Globetrotters? 563 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,205 It's very sad what they do, okay? 564 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:24,374 Some of the premier athletes on the planet reduced to acting like circus clowns. 565 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,667 What's he doing now? 566 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,252 Actually, he's coming towards us. 567 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,546 -Just be normal. Act casual. -Okay, fine. Okay. 568 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,345 Excuse me. Do I know you? 569 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,346 Mm-mmm. 570 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,555 I don't think so. 571 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,849 And you wanna buy dinner for my entire table tonight? 572 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,102 -[Marty] Yeah. Is it okay? -Why? 573 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,937 What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason? 574 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,272 Let me rephrase that. What do you want? 575 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:50,150 No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you. 576 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,610 -Thank you? -Yeah. 577 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,278 Thank me for what, specifically? 578 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,321 For all your products. 579 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,157 I mean, where would we be without pens? 580 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,829 You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of 581 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,289 is the ability to smell bullshit from a mile away-- 582 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,959 I'm being completely sincere. 583 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,047 -Where are you from? -New York. What about you? 584 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,715 New York too. What do you do? 585 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,300 I'm a professional athlete. 586 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,553 -Really? What sport? -Table tennis. 587 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,887 Table tennis? That's a sport? 588 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,931 Of course it is. I'm here competing in the British Open. 589 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,099 I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow 590 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,892 in front of a sold-out crowd in the finals against Japan. 591 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,435 I'm here representing the United States. 592 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,896 Wait, wait, wait. Japan? Japan has a team here? 593 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,149 -That's what I just said. -How'd they get around the travel ban? 594 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,442 Because table tennis is the fastest growing sport in Asia. 595 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,069 It's huge over there. 596 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,154 Oh, you're gonna like this. 597 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,573 Do you know what they call their grip? The way they hold their rackets? 598 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,408 -No. -They call it penholder. 599 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,660 So what? 600 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,036 You can use that. 601 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,121 Use it for what? 602 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,040 For an advertisement or something. I don't know, you're the business guy. 603 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,459 I'm being rude. This is my associate, Béla Kletzki. 604 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:50,544 [Kletzki] Nice to meet you, sir. 605 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,838 I assume you're a table tennis player also? 606 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,216 I am. I am. Actually, I was the World Champion from '35 to '39. 607 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,010 He was the World Champion. I beat him today. 608 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,845 He beat me. But he's much younger than me. 609 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,555 [Marty] I'm much better than him, much more talented. 610 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,642 I can't help but notice this tattoo. You were in one of the camps, weren't you? 611 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,437 Auschwitz-Birkenau. Yeah. Why do you ask? 612 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,939 My son lost his life liberating you. 613 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,860 I'm sorry for your loss. 614 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,196 I thought you were liberated by the Soviets. 615 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,655 -We were. -It wasn't the Americans. 616 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:21,491 I didn't mean it literally. He was serving in the South Pacific. 617 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,702 Well, what happened to him? 618 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,537 What do you mean? He was killed. 619 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:26,747 [chuckles] 620 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:27,831 You find that funny? 621 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:31,877 Oh, God. No, I just get nervous laughter sometimes. 622 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,086 If it's any consolation, 623 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,672 I'll be dropping a third atom bomb on their heads tomorrow. 624 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,716 Yeah, I'm sure his mother's gonna get a lot of comfort 625 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,426 that you're playing ping pong in his honor. 626 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:41,678 It's not that big of a deal, but I appreciate it. 627 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,389 Tell him-- He used to diffuse bombs for the Nazis. 628 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,141 Tell him the story you told me about-- 629 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,559 I've got a whole table of people waiting. 630 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,478 Wait, wait. You're gonna love this story. Tell him. 631 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,606 -You wanna hear it? -Not really, but go ahead. 632 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,149 [Marty] No, tell him. It's beautiful. 633 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,859 Okay, I'll make it quick. So... 634 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:59,571 when I first got to the camp, I was put into housing. 635 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,574 Lucky for me, there was an officer who recognized me. 636 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:07,287 He had seen me in 1935 at the World Championships in Prague. 637 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,999 This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real fan, okay? 638 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,585 You're telling me he let you live because you played ping pong? 639 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,879 They respected my skills, yeah. 640 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,172 [classical music playing] 641 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:21,677 [Kletzki] So then, they taught me how to dismantle SC bombs. 642 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,178 Okay? 643 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,765 Each morning, they would send me into the woods with the bombs 644 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:30,185 on the outskirts of the camp where I could only do damage to myself. 645 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,395 [honeybee buzzing] 646 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,691 So one time, 647 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,359 I followed a honeybee. 648 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,610 A bee? 649 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,195 A honeybee, 650 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,197 all the way to its hive. 651 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,702 And I smoked all the bees out. 652 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,247 And then broke it open, 653 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:54,501 and I smeared the honey all over my chest, my arms, everywhere. 654 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,044 Why? 655 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,754 '‘Cause later that night, 656 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:02,509 I let all my bunk mates to lick the honey off of me for nourishment. 657 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,737 [knocking] 658 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:43,610 [music stops] 659 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,362 Heads. 660 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,949 -Fuck. -Endo, choice? 661 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,325 Serve. 662 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,910 I'll go to that side. 663 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:53,870 [crowd applauding] 664 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,919 -[announcer] On my right... -Come on, Marty! Come on! 665 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,589 ...Marty Mauser of the United States, ranked second, 666 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:09,052 versus Koto Endo of Japan, unranked. 667 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:12,305 The gentlemen will battle to the best of five 668 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,683 in games to 21 points. 669 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:18,645 Each game shall be won by at least two points. 670 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:20,856 Good luck, gentlemen. 671 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,940 [crowd applauding] 672 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,442 Quiet, please. 673 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,403 [spectator 1] All right! 674 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:37,789 [announcer] Point, Endo. One-nil. 675 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,296 [spectator 2] Come on, Americal 676 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:51,428 [announcer] Point, Endo. Two-nil. 677 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,140 [spectator 3] All right, Marty! 678 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,642 Come on, Marty! 679 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,482 [announcer] Point, Endo. Three-nil. 680 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,120 Point, Endo. Four-nil. 681 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:20,874 [tense music playing] 682 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,960 [spectator 4] Come on, Marty! 683 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,970 [announcer] Point, Endo. Five-nil. 684 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,391 Service switches to Mauser. 685 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,066 Point, Mauser. 686 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,818 9 serving 19. 687 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:09,422 Point, Mauser. 10-19. 688 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:10,507 Okay, Marty! 689 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,690 [grunting] 690 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:38,994 Point, Endo. 20-10. 691 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,830 Game point. 692 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,210 Go! Serve. 693 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:11,818 [announcer] Point, Endo. 21-10. 694 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,570 Game, Endo. 695 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:18,992 Endo leads two games to zero. 696 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,413 Point, Mauser. 697 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,832 18-16. 698 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:38,887 [crowd applauding] 699 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:44,225 Point, Mauser. 17-18. 700 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,393 [spectator 5] Go, Marty! Come on! 701 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,146 [announcer] Service switches to Mauser. 702 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:50,440 [exhales] 703 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,566 [spectators whistling] 704 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,495 [grunts] Fuck. 705 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:04,829 [crowd cheering] 706 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:11,211 [announcer] Point, Endo. 17-19. 707 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,103 [Marty] Oh, fuck. 708 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:35,735 Point, Endo. 17-20. 709 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,362 And match point. 710 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,571 [crowd cheering] 711 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,954 [announcer] Quiet, please. 712 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:49,165 Quiet. Settle down. 713 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,793 Your service, Mauser. 714 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,169 [spectator] Come on, Marty! 715 00:36:58,425 --> 00:36:59,426 [grunting] 716 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,304 -[crowd cheering] -Fuck. 717 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,599 No, bullshit! No! 718 00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:09,269 I want a rematch right now with a standard-league hard-bat! 719 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,478 That is unacceptable! 720 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,147 What if I had a mechanical arm? 721 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,274 What if I put glue on the ball? Would that be kosher? 722 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,402 Why, he was getting coached the entire time! That is unacceptable! 723 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,404 [shouting] 724 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,532 I play real table tennis! Real table tennis! 725 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,534 Unbelievable. 726 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,077 Unbelievable. 727 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:28,455 [announcer] ...British Open champion from Japan... 728 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:29,456 [Marty] Fuck you! 729 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,707 [announcer] ...Koto Endo! 730 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,671 [orchestral newsreel music playing] 731 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:42,010 [announcer speaking Japanese] 732 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,117 [audience applauding on newsreel] 733 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:13,958 [announcer continues speaking Japanese] 734 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,708 [orchestral newsreel music concludes] 735 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,795 -[sirens wailing] -[pedestrians chattering] 736 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:07,679 [restaurant patrons chattering] 737 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,395 [maitre d' speaking French] 738 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,355 [in English] Do you have a Milton Rockwell reservation? 739 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,650 -Excusez-moi? -Milton Rockwell reservation, please. 740 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:21,734 Ah, Rockwell? 741 00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,153 So, listen, Marty, I wanna personally thank you 742 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,739 for introducing me to table tennis. 743 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,909 I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the Asias. 744 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,744 -Oh, yeah. I know. -And how big it is in Japan! 745 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,538 That's what I was trying to tell you. It's huge. 746 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:36,249 So, I'm thinking of incorporating it into some of the promotional events 747 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,334 we're gonna be doing over there in the fall. 748 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,711 How so? What are you thinking? 749 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,422 What I wanna do is stage an exhibition match 750 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:46,134 around the time of the World Championships between you and Endo. 751 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,136 -Mmm. -1 think you'd like that idea. 752 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,470 So I'm gonna make you an offer. 753 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,514 I'll pay you a thousand dollars. 754 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:54,142 I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo. 755 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,020 And if you're leaving from New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane, 756 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,230 and you'll fly in luxury for the first time in your life. 757 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:00,607 Okay, we can negotiate my price later. 758 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,358 But this would be before or after the tournament? 759 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,152 -About a week before the event. -No, it's gotta be after. 760 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,321 I can't face off against the guy in public before it actually counts. 761 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,323 Drama is very important to me. I can't undercut the drama. 762 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,782 Let's not get tied up in minutiae. 763 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,910 I just want to find out if you're interested in participating. 764 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,537 Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm interested in any opportunity to show off my talents. 765 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,206 And you don't have to worry either, ‘cause this time I'm gonna obliterate him. 766 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,625 It's really the racket that I'm playing, 767 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,251 but I can assure you, it's gonna be a victory. 768 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,462 Okay, listen. I need you to understand what this thing's about. 769 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:25,048 This is not an official match. 770 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,799 It's not even a real game. 771 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:30,970 This is purely promotional, to entertain the Japanese people, 772 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,890 so they buy more of my pens, okay? 773 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,601 You're gonna play a few games. You're gonna be great. 774 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,562 -But you can't play better than Endo. -You want me to lose? 775 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,192 Marty, let me show you something. 776 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,445 Biggest magazine in Japan. 777 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:51,115 You made Endo a national treasure. 778 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,408 -Listen-- -Why are you showing me this? 779 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,118 Do you think this makes me wanna lose? This makes me wanna win. 780 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,995 Sometimes, when you lose you're a winner. 781 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,414 -Let me explain. Let me explain. -I'm ten trillion times better than Endo. 782 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,375 You understand that, right? It's the racket that beat me. 783 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,085 -He's a mediocre player. -I couldn't care less. 784 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,295 I don't care about table tennis. This is theater. 785 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,172 -What are you worried about? -My reputation. 786 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,424 -Your reputation? -Yes, my reputation. 787 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,885 I don't wanna throw my reputation in the trash for you. I'm not doing it. 788 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,554 Aren't you playing in a vaudeville circus act right now? 789 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,807 What do you mean, vaudeville? Finish that sentence. 790 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,101 -What are you implying? -You're the halftime show, Marty. 791 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,062 Of the Harlem Globetrotters! The finest athletes on the planet. 792 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,188 [Rockwell laughing] 793 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,732 I've probably played in front of 80,000 people since January. 794 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,067 That's funny to you? 795 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,485 No. You're funny to me. 796 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,278 I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me? 797 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,280 That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly, 798 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,199 and they murdered your son. That's funny to me. 799 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,335 Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve. Okay? Now we're even. 800 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,087 Get out. 801 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,381 ["Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" playing] 802 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:52,010 Nah, I think you owe me a meal first. 803 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:56,139 [applause, cheering] 804 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,474 [emcee on PA speaking Bosnian] 805 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:11,612 [emcee, in English] "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"! 806 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:17,368 [playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on pots] 807 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:20,580 ["Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" continues playing] 808 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:24,667 s And everybody's gotta learn sometime and 809 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:31,299 I Everybody's gotta learn sometime and 810 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:37,305 -; Everybody's gotta learn sometime and -Yeah, Coach, yeah! 811 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:41,976 Three, two, one. Say cheese. 812 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,352 Cheese! 813 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,402 [song continues playing] 814 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,243 [speaking French] 815 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,663 [seal barks] 816 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,585 J 'Cause everybody's Gotta learn sometime and 817 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,255 [audience laughing] 818 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,758 I Everybody's gotta learn sometime and 819 00:43:17,637 --> 00:43:19,514 I Everybody's gotta learn sometime and 820 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,848 [seal growls] 821 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,186 [audience continues laughing] 822 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,859 -[audience continues laughing] -[song fading] 823 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,786 -[dog barking] -[faint chattering] 824 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,039 Excuse me. 825 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:46,874 Hello. 826 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,462 [announcer on radio, faint] 827 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,151 Please don't eat or drink in my room. It attracts bugs. 828 00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:15,361 I just go in there to clean. That's it. 829 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,206 Well, you don't seem happy to see me. 830 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,916 Yeah, and you don't seem happy to see me. 831 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,335 So, now are you going to be staying here? 832 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:32,962 What, is that not okay? Don't worry. 833 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:34,714 I'll be out of your hair in a few weeks. 834 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,257 Don't be stupid. 835 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,469 -Why? What's in a few weeks? -World Championship. 836 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,680 -So, where's that gonna be? -Tokyo. 837 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:44,891 Tokyo, Japan? 838 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,976 Are you asking me if Tokyo's in Japan? 839 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,645 Is that a serious question? 840 00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,606 You look very tired to me. 841 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,233 Yeah, 'cause I just traveled halfway around the world. I'm tired. 842 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:56,777 I was busy. I was working. I was making money. 843 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:10,041 You know, while everybody is at work in the building, 844 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:14,378 it would be a good time for you to take a nice, long, hot shower. 845 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:15,713 -Here. -What's this? 846 00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:17,006 -1 got you something. -Mmm. 847 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,568 It's from an original Egyptian pyramid. 848 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:41,739 We built that. 849 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,075 Okay. 850 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,466 Hey, Levi. You got a lot taller. 851 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:01,968 -No, I didn't. -Yeah, you did. 852 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:07,890 -Excuse me. Can I help you? -Yeah. Let's go. 853 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,475 -Come on, come on. -Hey! What are you doing? 854 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,769 -Let's go, let's go. Let's go. -No! What the fuck are you doing? 855 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,145 -You're under arrest. -No, I'm not! 856 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,189 -Yes, you are. Come here. Stop moving! -What am I under arrest for? 857 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,857 -That's my toiletries! Ow! -You're under arrest. 858 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,442 -For what? -Armed robbery. Come on. 859 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,777 Armed rob-- What are you talking about? 860 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,195 You're gonna hurt yourself if you keep moving! 861 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,280 -What is going on? -Come on. 862 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,949 -Murray, where's my mother? Murray. -I asked her to leave for a bit. 863 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:28,160 You told her-- What the fuck is going on? I'm getting arrested! Help me! 864 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:30,830 Sal, Sal. I wanna talk to him in private. Excuse us. Just go. 865 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,331 -Sal? You know this guy? -What do you want me to do? 866 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,000 -Just go in the back for a while. -Yeah. 867 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,209 Close the door. 868 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,003 [Sal] All right, if it gets crazy just holler. 869 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,630 What the fuck is going on, Murray? That money I took, you owed me. 870 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,757 No, no, no, no. It was money you stole at gunpoint. 871 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,801 -No, you promised me... Excuse me. -No, you didn't... 872 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,720 That was my money and you took-- 873 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,097 You promised me that money. I'm not... Why would I make this up? 874 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,558 -It was money for my trip to England. -What happened on your trip? 875 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,018 What do you mean, what happened on my trip? 876 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,144 -You lost! -No, I didn't! 877 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,687 -You did! -Where did you hear that? 878 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,355 -No, I got cheated against. -Do you know how many times 879 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,107 -in the middle of the night... -No, no. Stop with that. 880 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:00,067 -Shut up and listen to me! -Don't lecture me. 881 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,277 Shut up! 882 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:05,114 You don't know how many times I had to get woken up and bail you out. 883 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,324 When did I ask you to do that? 884 00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:08,367 -When have I ever asked for your help? -You never asked me to do that. 885 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:09,702 -Exactly! -But I did. 886 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,496 And now, you're gonna be a big boy. 887 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,998 -It's your turn. -A big boy? 888 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,667 -Did you really just say that to me? -Yeah. Yeah, you know, look... 889 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,420 I can't support your mother for the rest of my life. 890 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,172 -You're not gonna have to. -Oh, yeah? Why not? 891 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,549 -Because I'm gonna step up. -You're gonna step up? How? 892 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,801 In a way you can't imagine. She's gonna be living on Fifth Avenue 893 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:27,595 in an apartment and building with a elevator, 894 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,389 and a man who works in the elevator that takes her every time she needs to use it. 895 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,350 Sure, sure, sure. All right, look. 896 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,435 I'm gonna give you two options, okay? 897 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,479 I think you'll like the first one. 898 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:38,147 You come back to the shop. 899 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,691 This time, no more bullshit. 900 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:43,527 None of this ping-pong mishegoss, okay? 901 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,488 I'm gonna give you much more responsibility, 902 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:48,991 because truth be told, you're an amazing salesman. 903 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,785 I could sell shoes to an amputee. 904 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,703 So what? What's the other option? 905 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,163 I press charges. 906 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,290 -Lloyd is a witness... -You're not doing that. 907 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,375 ...and you go to jail! 908 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,710 Really? You'd do that to your own kin? Are you out of your mind? 909 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:02,755 -We'll see... You took it upon yourself. -Hey, Sal! Sal! 910 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,715 -What? -How much is he paying you right now? 911 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,217 What are you talking about, paying me? 912 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,843 How much is my uncle paying for you to scare me? 913 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,262 'Cause whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck my dick. 914 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:11,972 -What? -Suck my dick. 915 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,391 -You have terrible breath. -Watch your mouth, you-- 916 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:15,476 -Ow! Fuck! -Let's go. We're going now. 917 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,436 -He just hit me! -Stop. Please stop. 918 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,562 -Murray, he hit me. -Stop. 919 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,314 We worked everything out. 920 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,566 You were in the other room. You didn't hear. We already worked it out. 921 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,151 -He's paying back everything. -Animal. 922 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,320 He gave me the money, and everything's okay. 923 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,197 -Where did you get that? -1 got it from your luggage. 924 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,367 Are you out of your mind? That's my money for Japan! 925 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,036 -Are you out of your fucking mind? -Let's go. Let's go. 926 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,372 Just take him downtown, damn it! Take him downtown! 927 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,833 -Okay. All right! Okay! I'll stop! -You're done. You're done. 928 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,334 -Please. Stop. Stop. -Let's go. 929 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,670 -All right. Let him go. Let him go. -Let him go? 930 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,588 -Let him go. Let him go. -Sit up. 931 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:48,050 Listen, apologize. 932 00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:50,177 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 933 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,512 Take his cuffs off. 934 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:54,682 -This is what's gonna happen, okay? -Okay. 935 00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,978 We're gonna meet your mom at the Garden Café. 936 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,939 We're gonna have a really nice dinner. 937 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,275 And let's just put all this shit behind us, okay? 938 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:05,192 [Marty] Okay. All right. 939 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,778 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -[Sal] You're sorry? 940 00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:09,822 We'll take care of everything. Just get dressed. 941 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,991 -Come on. I love you. -All right. I love you too. 942 00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:16,162 Your nephew's a piece of shit, you know that? 943 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:18,122 Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry. 944 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,374 Here's another ten. 945 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,917 Yeah, all right. 946 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,462 Garden Café, huh? What do you get? 947 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,172 The pastrami, what else? 948 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,756 -Ah, pastrami. -What do you get? 949 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,757 Roast beef. 950 00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:30,092 -Roast beef? -Yeah. 951 00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:31,218 Goyishe cop! 952 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,596 [car horns honking] 953 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:40,186 Hey. 954 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:43,564 Open up. Come on. 955 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,066 -Break it down. -Break it in? 956 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:49,987 Fuck! 957 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,364 Hey! Where you going? 958 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:53,449 Shit. 959 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,868 -What happened? -He went out the window. 960 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,745 -What? Wait! -Frankie! 961 00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:00,164 -What? -He's coming down the escape right now. 962 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,292 There he goes! Down the escape! 963 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,628 -Oh, shit. -Go, go, go! 964 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,849 [horn blares] 965 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:29,443 -I'm just gonna use the phone in the back. -You hold it. 966 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,322 [rabbit chittering] 967 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:35,074 See how much he likes you? 968 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,039 -[on phone] Hello? -Hey, Wally. How you doing? It's Marty. 969 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,041 -Are you working tonight? -Of course I'm working. 970 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,168 Okay, great. Bring your cab and as much cash as you can. 971 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:48,629 I want you to meet me at The Halsey on 28th Street, okay? 972 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,965 What? You wanna go hustling again? 973 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,132 Yeah, exactly. 974 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,968 No, no, no. I got my ass kicked last time. 975 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,386 We went all the way to Staten Island, 976 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,930 and within ten minutes, they recognized you. 977 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,849 It's fine. We're gonna go to that place that Quinn was talking about in Jersey. 978 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:01,976 That's a bad idea. 979 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,353 -That's your new pet. -No, Mom, I want the armadillo. 980 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:05,437 No, I already-- 981 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:07,648 You know what? I'm just gonna get you the armadillo. 982 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,277 I'm gonna give him to you, and then you can make a decision. Okay? 983 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,570 They're not reptiles. They're mammals. 984 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:15,072 Okay, great. You're a beautiful man. I'll see you in an hour and a half. 985 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,532 -Where? -At the Halsey. Okay. I love you. 986 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:17,783 Thank you. Bye. 987 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,368 Good. Here you are. 988 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,662 Is there a way I can go out the back or something, please? 989 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,540 What? Why are you looking at me like that? 990 00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:26,083 Aren't you gonna say something to me? 991 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,003 What, congratulations? 992 00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:31,463 -Congratulations? -Yes. 993 00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:33,090 -Are you kidding me? -What do you want me to say? 994 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,092 I've been trying to get in contact with you for eight months. 995 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,885 I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. 996 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,137 -Excuse me? -That's not mine. 997 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,556 -It is absolutely yours. -No, it's not. I pull out. 998 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:41,974 Does Ira pull out? 999 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,976 -What do you want me to say to that? -It's a simple question. 1000 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,519 Does he pull out when he has sex with you? 1001 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:46,895 -Answer it. -You want me to answer that? 1002 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:48,564 Yes! Answer it. Does he pull out when he... 1003 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:49,982 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1004 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,651 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -[Rachel crying] 1005 00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:54,612 I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess, Rachel. 1006 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,196 I lost in London, by the way-- 1007 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,281 Hey! 1008 00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:00,409 God. 1009 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,788 What's this? 1010 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:08,500 His father died. 1011 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:13,422 -Bullshit! -This is my friend since I was eight. 1012 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:14,548 Am I talking to you? 1013 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,383 Ira, I've known her since I was eight years old. 1014 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,344 My father just died. She was consoling me. 1015 00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:20,471 Honey, it's okay. 1016 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,223 -Shut up! Don't touch me! -That's how you talk to your wife? 1017 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,100 Yeah, that's how I talk to her. 1018 00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:26,018 Okay. 1019 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,686 No, no, no! Come on. Keep going. 1020 00:52:27,770 --> 00:52:29,063 -Keep going. -Marty, just stop. 1021 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,940 I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking forehead! 1022 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:34,568 You wanna get physical? Like an ape? 1023 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:40,824 Ira. 1024 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,369 Ira! Come back inside. What are you doing? 1025 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:45,621 Somebody get the fucking cops over here, huh? 1026 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,623 -What did you do? -Fuck! I gotta get out of here. 1027 00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:48,874 Why are you running from the cops? 1028 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,292 Come on, he's right here! 1029 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:51,794 There's no way out the back? 1030 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:54,338 -What? What-- -Please! Come on. Rachel! Focus. 1031 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,798 It leads out the back. Go. 1032 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,341 Okay. Okay. Thank you, thank you. 1033 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,385 I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later. 1034 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:33,377 Guys, you see a white kid with glasses come through here? 1035 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,713 Nobody saw him? 1036 00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:37,631 No English, huh? 1037 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,008 Please insert a nickel if you'd like to continue the conversation. 1038 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,177 A nickel? They're gonna cut us off. 1039 00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:43,595 -Do you have a nickel? -No. 1040 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:46,223 Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you this will be the last time. 1041 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,976 Are my eyes broke, or is that motherfucking Mouse? 1042 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,144 -Thank you. -What's up, baby? 1043 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,271 Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you. 1044 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,564 You smell like a fish, Marty. 1045 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,774 That's why we gotta get a hotel room. I need to get a shower. 1046 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,568 How you doing? Hey, can we get a hotel room, please? 1047 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,194 -Four dollars. -You said it was three dollars. 1048 00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:02,197 -That was for the last room. It's four. -Why is it four dollars now? 1049 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:03,866 Let me get four bucks. I'll pay you back, I promise. 1050 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:05,784 I'm telling you right now, we only got ten to play with. 1051 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:06,869 You brought ten dollars? 1052 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,163 -You gave me a hour notice. -How are we supposed to make money? 1053 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,456 I got kids! I'm a fucking taxi driver. 1054 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,291 Do you have a cheaper room? It doesn't have to be nice. 1055 00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,752 There's a room on the fifth floor, but you can't use the shower. 1056 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,336 -Okay, how much is that? -Two fifty. 1057 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,130 Let me get three dollars. Thank you. 1058 00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,965 You better pay me back. You lucky I love you. 1059 00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:22,092 -Jimmy. Jimmy. -It's coming out your winnings. 1060 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,093 Give me the keys. 1061 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,428 [Jimmy] What's that smell? 1062 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,430 [Wally] Oh, my God! Fuck. [groans] 1063 00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:28,265 -Wow! What is that? -Oh, my God! 1064 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,808 He had a little accident. 1065 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:31,643 God! He had an enormous accident. 1066 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:33,270 -That's horrible. -[dog groans] 1067 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,688 -Smells like shit! -Fuck! 1068 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,148 Jimmy, you smell like shit. 1069 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,442 -Is that your breath or the dog? -Can I get my key, please? 1070 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:41,028 [Jimmy] Do not go in the elevator with that dog. Take the stairs. 1071 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,572 -Are you kidding me? -[Jimmy] Wash that dog. 1072 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:44,865 Goodbye, Jimmy. 1073 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:48,619 -[Wally] How big is she, Marty? -Very big. Big. 1074 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:49,745 Is she popping out tomorrow? 1075 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,080 I don't know when she's popping out. Look, all I know is it's not mine. 1076 00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:53,665 She has an agenda. You don't know her like I do. 1077 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,667 She's stuck in a miserable marriage. She has a horrible life. 1078 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:56,752 She's trying to pin it down on me. 1079 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,545 Since we were eight years old, she's trying to get me stuck. 1080 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:00,130 -Your bummy ass? -Yes. 1081 00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,256 Yeah, she is crazy. 1082 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:04,718 It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine, okay? 1083 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,762 -S0, you using raincoats? -No, I don't need to. 1084 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,555 So you must be shooting blanks. 1085 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:12,267 Do you know what continence is, Wally? No? 1086 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:14,645 Every time I take a piss, I pull back, 1087 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,897 I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi. 1088 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,148 That's how you build up the muscle. 1089 00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:19,566 That's how you get a fuckin' bladder infection. 1090 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,652 What are you doing? That's my mail. 1091 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,986 Are you out of your mind? 1092 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,239 You need to grab them goddamn diapers. 1093 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,323 [Marty] No. 1094 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,658 And get a fucking grip. 1095 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,284 -[Marty] I'm not a father. -[door slams] 1096 00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:36,583 [siren walils nearby] 1097 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,554 -Yo, Marty. -What? 1098 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:50,430 What's the Ritz? 1099 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,515 Why? 1100 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:53,976 You got a $1,500 fine 1101 00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:56,103 from the International Table Tennis... 1102 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,729 -What? -...Association and... 1103 00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,815 -And they... -[Marty] Bring it in here! 1104 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,191 -And they banned your scrawny ass. -Give me that. 1105 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:02,693 -[creaking] -[Marty yells] 1106 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,696 -[dog howling] -[Wally] What the fuck? 1107 00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:09,449 -Are you okay? -[man] Who the fuck are you? 1108 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:13,412 God! Help me! Get this fucking thing off of me! 1109 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:15,998 -[howling] -My dog! 1110 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:18,375 -[Wally] Holy shit! -[Marty] Shit! What happened? 1111 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:21,169 Come on! Get outta that fuckin' tub and help me! 1112 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:24,006 My dog's drowning, man. Come on! Help me! 1113 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:26,550 -Okay, I'm flipping it. Take your arm out. -[man shouting] 1114 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,051 -One. Two. -Lift it off! 1115 00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:29,845 -Three. -[both straining] 1116 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,638 [man screams] 1117 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,267 Take your arm out! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1118 00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:36,894 [Marty] Fuck! Fuck! 1119 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:38,395 Oh, fuck, your arm. 1120 00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:41,023 -Lean back. Lean back. Don't look at it. -[groaning] 1121 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,733 -l need to make a tourniquet. -Oh, fuck! 1122 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:44,318 -Come here. Give me your arm. -What are you doing? 1123 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:45,652 -What are you doing? -Give me your arm. 1124 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,112 -[Marty] Fuck. -Where's my dog? 1125 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:48,530 Don't worry about the dog! Give me your arm. 1126 00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:49,781 -Moses. -Do nothing. Do nothing. 1127 00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:51,241 I got you. Don't worry. 1128 00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,160 Wally, call an ambulance! 1129 00:56:56,455 --> 00:56:57,664 -Are you good? -No, I'm not good. 1130 00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:58,582 Where are my glasses? 1131 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,459 I mean, are you hurt? You just fell through the floor. 1132 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,628 Fucking horseshit. I'm getting our money back. 1133 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,421 -[people shouting] -Getting our money back? 1134 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,257 Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here. It's $2.50. What are you talking about? 1135 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,259 I'm asking for way more than $2.50. You see what just happened? 1136 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:10,552 [elevator dings] 1137 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:12,721 Wait here. Wait. 1138 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:15,390 -For how long? -Ten seconds. 1139 00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:17,017 [Halsey guest] My shoes, my clothes. 1140 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:20,437 Everything's soaking wet. It's a mess in there. 1141 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,647 [man shouting in pain] 1142 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:24,232 -[Jimmy] Why don't you put a sock in it? -[Halsey worker] You wanna switch? 1143 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:27,194 You! ... I told you not to use the fucking shower. 1144 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,780 No, you didn't. You're the one that rented me the room, okay? 1145 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,114 I could have broken my neck falling out of that ceiling. 1146 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,741 That can fucking still happen too. 1147 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:34,284 -Are you threatening me right now? -Yeah, I am. 1148 00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:35,452 -You want to threaten me? -Yeah. 1149 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,287 -[worker] Basement is locked! -Who's got the fucking key? 1150 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:40,123 Listen, man! Listen! I want my money for my room... 1151 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,667 -[paramedic] Ambulance. -...and I want a reimbursement 1152 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,043 -for my shit that got ruined. -Are you serious? 1153 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,252 You're not gonna get your shit back. 1154 00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:45,837 -$7.50! -You'll get nothing. 1155 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:47,547 -[man] Come on. Help me! -Paramedics. 1156 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:49,007 -Good, you're here. -Where's the patient at? 1157 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:51,843 He's in here. It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood. 1158 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:53,303 [paramedic] What happened? 1159 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,181 -[Jimmy] Bathtub fell on him. -[paramedic] Bathtub fell on him? 1160 00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:57,641 I can't feel my arm. 1161 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,768 Yo, Jimmy. Come on, you gotta help me with this dog. 1162 00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,979 -1 don't got nobody free. -We gotta get him to the vet. 1163 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:04,398 -1 got nobody free right now. -He's my family, man. 1164 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:07,484 Listen, now. Just give me the $2.50, and I'll get outta here. Forget the $7.50. 1165 00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:08,819 -Just give me $2.50. -1 can't help you. 1166 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:09,987 See the owner tomorrow. 1167 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:11,071 -Kid. -It's your shitty ceiling 1168 00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:13,031 -in this crummy hotel. -Kid. Oh! 1169 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,116 -1 ain't giving you nothing. -What? 1170 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,618 Kid. Come on. Just bring the dog to the vet. 1171 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,412 I can't. I got work. I got a job. 1172 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,538 -l can't get fired. -You got a job? 1173 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,707 -I'll give you double what you're getting. -No, I can't. I can't. 1174 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,917 -[dog barking] -[man] I'll give you triple. Come on. 1175 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,377 -[paramedic] Take it easy. Calm down. -Okay. 1176 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,547 Okay, look in that bag. See the bag on the chair? 1177 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:31,508 Yeah, go in that bag, okay? Open it up. 1178 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,093 [paramedic] I'm gonna apply a tourniquet to you. 1179 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,928 I'm gonna remove the other tourniquet right now. 1180 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,055 [man] Take 50 for yourself. Yeah. 1181 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,265 Bring 50 for the vet, okay? 1182 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,516 [paramedic] We got blood squirting out. 1183 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:41,059 [man] He's on 13th and 1st. 1184 00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:43,729 And tell him I'll be there as soon as I can get there, okay? 1185 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:45,772 [Jimmy] You're gonna give this motherfucker money? 1186 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,607 He's the one who fuckin' dropped the tub on ya. 1187 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,317 I told him not to get in the fuckin' bath. 1188 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:50,861 Fucking mensch, kid. 1189 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,529 [paramedic] Stretcher ready? We'll take him to Bellevue. 1190 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:54,614 -[barking] -[man] Fucking mensch. 1191 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:55,949 [Wally] We can still turn around 1192 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,784 -and take him to the vet. -[Marty] No. No. 1193 00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,870 -Fifty dollars is more than enough. -You know what's better than 507 100. 1194 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,329 We can clean house with a hundred. 1195 00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:02,956 Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew. 1196 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,876 No, no. It's a $1,500 fine. You're the one that showed it to me. 1197 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:08,045 By the way, we gotta do this every night for two weeks, 1198 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,629 -or else I can't go to Japan. -"We"? Oh, no, no, no. 1199 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,923 I'm not taking two weeks off work 'cause you fucked up. 1200 00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:13,008 -[dog whining] -Hey. Take this, boy. 1201 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:15,677 Take this. There you go. Good boy. 1202 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:18,388 Loosen up the collar on this motherfucker, man. 1203 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,265 -All right. -He sound like a radiator. 1204 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:21,224 [Marty] We're gonna go play, 1205 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:22,726 we'll drop him off at the vet on the way back. 1206 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:25,896 -What's a couple of hours to this guy? -Marty, I got rides set up, man. 1207 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:27,731 [Marty] Huh. Moses. 1208 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:29,691 [muffled music] 1209 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:32,444 [Marty sighs] 1210 00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:37,491 ["How High The Moon" playing] 1211 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,284 -[bowling balls clacking] -[people chatter] 1212 00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:44,706 [muffled announcement on PA] 1213 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:47,584 [employee] Lane three. That's you. 1214 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:51,088 [music, announcements continuing] 1215 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,510 -Hi, how you doing? -Could I help? 1216 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:57,844 Can I get a lane? 1217 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,473 Probably gonna be a half hour, 40 minutes. 1218 01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:02,641 -That's okay. -You all right with that? 1219 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,684 -You want shoes? -I'll just grab 'em later. 1220 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,561 [people chatting] 1221 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,313 [PA announcements continue] 1222 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,320 [spectators gasp] 1223 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:16,613 [winning player] Done. Over. 1224 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,199 Fucking pathetic. Pay up. 1225 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:20,408 Who wants next? 1226 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,410 Can I play? Hey! Can I play? 1227 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:24,204 -It's a dollar a game. -Okay. 1228 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:25,914 -What's your name? -Seth. 1229 01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:27,624 Let's get a warm-up rally going. 1230 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,459 Nah. Put up or shut up. I don't play for free. 1231 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,545 All right. Never heard of that. 1232 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:32,838 -I'm holding. -[player] He's holding. 1233 01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:34,005 [Marty] You're holding? Why is he holding? 1234 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:36,049 -[player] Have you got yours? -Can I trust you? 1235 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,509 Trust me, you can. 1236 01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,929 -[man] Where are we at? -All right, Seth vs. Roger. 1237 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:42,013 Dollar game. 1238 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:43,890 I serve. 1239 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,475 What are you doing? I'm not even looking. 1240 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,811 -One-zip. -l wasn't even looking. 1241 01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:54,860 -No, you can't do that. -What? 1242 01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:56,403 You gotta let the ball hit the other side. 1243 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,696 You can't catch it with your paddle. My point. 1244 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,156 -What are you talking about? -You can't do that. 1245 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:00,699 You gotta let the ball fall off the table. 1246 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,284 -That's ridiculous. -You're cheating. 1247 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,119 -I'm cheating? -Yeah, that's called cheating. 1248 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,454 -You're not following the rules. -[Roger] Fine. Take the point. 1249 01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:08,039 -Thank you. Give me the ball. -One-one. 1250 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:08,957 [Wally] Fuck! 1251 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,586 -[Wally's opponent] That was close. -[Wally] That was good. That was good. 1252 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,296 Oh. No, no, no, no, no. 1253 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:15,463 No, no. Take it. 1254 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:17,674 I should have spotted you, like, five points, man. 1255 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:20,093 You've had a rough enough day already. Keep it. 1256 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:21,428 Thank you, brother. Thank you. 1257 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:22,804 It's all good. 1258 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:24,055 Good game. 1259 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,099 All right, Adam. Adam, let's go. 1260 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:30,645 -What do you want to put on? -[Adam] I can go 50 cents. 1261 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:31,771 [Adam's opponent] You got a ball? 1262 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,106 What happened to your nose? 1263 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,482 [Adam] I got one, I got one. 1264 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:36,359 Fare ran out on me. 1265 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:38,570 Fare from what? What happened? 1266 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:41,239 I'm a taxi driver. From Manhattan. 1267 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:43,158 -Manhattan? -Yeah. 1268 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:44,701 That's an expensive trip, man. 1269 01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,578 Oh, yeah. $20, $25. 1270 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,622 Well, the high rollers tip five, 1271 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,957 -so that's five in tips. And... -[man whistles] 1272 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:54,044 I fucking get to the spot, the guy chokes me out, 1273 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,795 -punching me in the back of the head. -No. 1274 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:58,298 Takes my money and run the fuck off. 1275 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:00,759 Caught up to the motherfucker, and, boy... 1276 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:04,387 [laughs] I beat the brights off that motherfucker, man. 1277 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,681 And I took what he had. 1278 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:07,933 You took what he had? 1279 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:09,351 Hell, yeah! You fucking damn right. 1280 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:10,810 -You added that to your roll? -Sure did. 1281 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:12,103 To that fat roll I've seen you pulling out. 1282 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:13,605 It's principle. It's fucking principle! 1283 01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:15,273 I understand that. I would keep it hidden. 1284 01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:18,235 I would keep that down, if I were you, in this place. 1285 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:21,029 Not everybody's as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you. 1286 01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:22,405 [Marty] That's my point. 1287 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:24,282 What about that asshole right there? 1288 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,117 [man talking to Wally] I don't know who the fuck that guy is. 1289 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:28,036 -You can't serve like that. -What do you mean? 1290 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,246 I've been serving like that for years. 1291 01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:31,915 -Hey, Roger. Roger. Hello. -That's ridiculous. 1292 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,583 -Give me one more minute. -Our lane is open. 1293 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,794 -The lane can wait. It's fine. -No, we gotta go now. 1294 01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:37,629 -They're gonna give it away. -I'm playing now. 1295 01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:40,840 I have been waiting all night to bowl. Let's go. Come on. 1296 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:41,967 -Roger. -My point. 1297 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,343 [Roger] Look what you made me do. 1298 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:44,427 I gotta go. 1299 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,721 -What do you mean you gotta go? -Give me my dollar back. 1300 01:02:46,805 --> 01:02:47,931 We're in the middle of a game. 1301 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:49,766 You forfeit the game, then. Give me my dollar. 1302 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,685 -Give me my dollar back! -Relax. Back up, back up. 1303 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,978 -He's gonna leave the game? -You didn't finish the game. 1304 01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:54,521 All right, then you play. Then you play. 1305 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,106 I'm broke, man. I gave him my last ten. 1306 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:57,190 I'll play you. 1307 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,275 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1308 01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:01,653 Oh, wow. I didn't know you guys played table tennis. 1309 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:03,488 Put up a dollar. Do you have a dollar? 1310 01:03:03,571 --> 01:03:06,074 -[Wally] Fuck you. Put up five. -You don't have five dollars. 1311 01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:09,369 Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone. 1312 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:10,620 Put your money where your mouth is. 1313 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,163 Why don't I put my penis where your mouth is? 1314 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,875 Red shirt, Wally and whatever the fuck his name is. 1315 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,169 ["Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes" playing] 1316 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:23,174 [people cheering] 1317 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:27,387 Mark it blank, baby. I'll be right back. 1318 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,972 [woman with Roger] Where are you going? 1319 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:31,725 I will mark it blank! 1320 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,106 What's going on here? 1321 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,899 The colored boy is about to lose all his money. 1322 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:41,609 Yeah, to this asshole right here. 1323 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:44,112 -[Wally] Fuck! -[Marty] Match point. 1324 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:46,156 -Match point. Here we go. -[spectator] Wally! Come on! 1325 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:48,450 [spectator 2] Don't get upset though, Wally. Let's go. 1326 01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,249 -Yeah! -[cheering] 1327 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,834 It grazed the edge. You fucking saw that. 1328 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,169 [Marty] It didn't graze the edge. 1329 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,795 -It changed. You saw that. -It didn't graze the edge. 1330 01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:01,796 -No, give me my money. -What the fuck? 1331 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,757 -Give me my money. -This is b-- 1332 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,383 Give me the money. Give me the money. 1333 01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:07,344 -Pay me. -Come on. 1334 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:08,470 Let me hold five for gas money. 1335 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:09,637 No. You shouldn't bet with money you don't have. 1336 01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:11,723 -How the fuck am I gonna get home? -Walk. 1337 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:13,808 Just let him keep five. 1338 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:14,976 -No. -You've been a dick all night. 1339 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,102 -Give me my money. -Just stop being greedy. 1340 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,979 -Just give him five to get home! -This is bullshit! 1341 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,981 -And you're fucking smiling. -Fuck youl! 1342 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:21,733 Give me the money. Give me the money. 1343 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:22,859 Fuck you. 1344 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,611 -Yo, give him his five. -[Marty] I don't want to. 1345 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,154 [Wally] How the fuck am I gonna get home? 1346 01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:27,530 [Marty] That's what happens when you talk shit. 1347 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,282 -It stinks, doesn't it? -[Wally] Fuck! 1348 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:30,700 -Where's-- Where's Roger? -Shit. 1349 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,535 -Yeah, I got it. -Yeah, Rog! 1350 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,079 Play this numbnuts for his gas money. 1351 01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:36,039 You're gonna play Roger now, okay? 1352 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:37,415 -[spectator] Let's go, Roger. -Let's go. 1353 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:38,500 -Let's go right now. -You? 1354 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,959 I won't play you. You're too good. 1355 01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:41,503 [Roger] I'll spot you four points. 1356 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,047 Fine. Forty dollars. 1357 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,549 Forty dollars? I don't have forty dollars. 1358 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:47,675 [people shout out] 1359 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:50,136 You want it? Take it or leave it. I gotta go. 1360 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,305 -Forty dollars. -One, two, three... 1361 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,432 Come on, who's got cash? Who's got cash? 1362 01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,309 -[man] I got you. -It's Team Wally. Come on. 1363 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,686 Pitch in, pitch in. Let's get him home. Come on, come on. 1364 01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:00,146 [Wally] Thank you, everybody. Thank you. 1365 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:02,399 We're gonna get you home. We're gonna get you home. 1366 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:05,110 [blond man] Great. Great. Nothing? This whole row? 1367 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:06,486 Yo, I'll put a side bet. 1368 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:07,570 How much? 1369 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,489 -Five dollars. -You don't got more than that? 1370 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:11,574 [overlapping chatter] 1371 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,285 [Marty] Ten. Ooh, you got a little bit of money. 1372 01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,538 Thank you. Thanks so much. 1373 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:18,998 ["Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes" continues] 1374 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,212 -["The Fat Man" playing] -One seventy-four, 175, 176, 1375 01:05:24,295 --> 01:05:27,465 177,178, 179, 180, 181... 1376 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:30,593 J 'Cause I went 200 miles and 1377 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:31,886 181, 182, 183... 1378 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,763 -The Mouse is back, baby. -...184, 185... 1379 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,223 -Yeah! -...186 1380 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:37,434 -The Mouse is back, baby! -...187,192... 1381 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,894 -Oh, this is my part. -...197, 202, 207... 1382 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:41,521 -[Wally whoops] -What the fuck are you doing? 1383 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:42,605 Are you out of your mind? 1384 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:46,234 -and Wah wah wah, wah wah wah -[Wally whoops] 1385 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:49,195 and Wah wah wah, wah wah wah 1386 01:05:50,029 --> 01:05:51,364 s Wah wah wah and 1387 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:57,537 s Wah wah wah and 1388 01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:01,374 -and Wah wah wah, wah wah wah -[Wally laughs] 1389 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:04,210 and Wah wah wah, wah wah wah 1390 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,296 I Wah, wah, wah and 1391 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,923 Fuck. It's closed. 1392 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:12,677 -[Marty] Let's just go to the next town. -Next town? That shit is 20 minutes away. 1393 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:18,266 You see what we do? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 1394 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:19,517 -[Wally] 400... -Come over here, baby. 1395 01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:22,395 ...401, 402, 403... 1396 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,646 [Marty] His breathing's a lot better. 1397 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,440 We might not have to give the vet any money. 1398 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:27,150 -...407, 408. -[Marty fusses dog] 1399 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:29,319 408. That's 204 each. That's 50-50. 1400 01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:31,779 Here, here. Okay. 1401 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:33,740 Wally, I was thinking. If you give me the full amount now, 1402 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,034 I can give you ten times that when I get back from Japan. 1403 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:38,369 -Stop, stop. Stop, Mouse. -No, no, what do you mean? 1404 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,955 You're not gonna fuck me like you do everybody else. 1405 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:43,458 -You saw the fine. You saw it. -Mouse. 1406 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,959 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that. 1407 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,378 -I'll buy you a medallion. -l don't want no fucking medallion, Mouse. 1408 01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,756 I'll buy you a new cab. Don't give me a hard time about this. 1409 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:51,549 -[horn honking] -[man] There he is! 1410 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,635 -[Marty] Oh, fuck. -[people shouting] 1411 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,763 Oh, fuck. Marty. Marty, let's go. Get in the car. 1412 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,848 -Okay, just let me do the talking. -Get in the car! 1413 01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:02,227 Look who it is! Let's get this motherfucker! 1414 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,312 [Marty] Gentlemen. 1415 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,397 What's going on? How are we doing? 1416 01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:08,191 -Give us our money! -What are you talking about? 1417 01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:09,859 -I'm giving this guy some gas. -Look who it is. 1418 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,027 Don't pull that shit! 1419 01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:12,487 -You fucking hustled us! -1 didn't hustle anyone. 1420 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,781 I know who you are! You're fuckin' Marty Mauser! 1421 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,282 -Relax! -I don't know who that is! 1422 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:17,742 -Roger! Stop it! Stop! -[dog barking] 1423 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:19,827 No, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. 1424 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:20,912 Out of the fucking car! 1425 01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,789 Get out of the fucking car, nigger! 1426 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:23,957 -Why I gotta be-- -Get the fuck out! 1427 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,125 -[dog barking] -[all shouting] 1428 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,004 [dog snarling] 1429 01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:31,214 [shouting] 1430 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:34,133 [all shouting] 1431 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,261 Fuck! 1432 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,972 -Marty, let's fucking go! -[Marty] Fuck yourself! 1433 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:40,056 ["As Summer Turns to Fall" playing] 1434 01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:42,058 -Go, go, go, go, go. -[tires screech] 1435 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:44,310 Wally, watch out! Watch out! The pole! 1436 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,813 -[Wally] No! No! -[dog barks] 1437 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,648 Wally, the dog. The dog, Wally. 1438 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,692 -Fuck that dog! -l need the dog! 1439 01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:51,776 Fuck the dog, 1440 01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:54,571 -and fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! -Oh, no. No! 1441 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,614 They'll take this out of my paycheck! 1442 01:07:56,698 --> 01:08:00,660 My car's fucked up, man! I'm gonna lose my fucking job! 1443 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:03,454 This is all I got! I got people depending on me! 1444 01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:05,957 -l got real responsibilities! -1 got responsibilities too. 1445 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,458 -No, you don't! -What the fuck you think-- 1446 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,627 [voices drowned out by song] 1447 01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:14,215 [The Jubilaires] J ...may melt again and 1448 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:19,012 J Like winter show That melts and 1449 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,555 s With and 1450 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:23,349 J April rain and 1451 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:27,228 J For darling, in my heart and 1452 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:31,858 J You always will remain and 1453 01:08:33,401 --> 01:08:39,073 and As summer turns to fall 1454 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,534 [siren wailing] 1455 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,453 [Marty] Thank you so much. Thank you. 1456 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:44,746 I'm gonna make it up to you. All right? 1457 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,873 Don't be mad at me. Okay? 1458 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,750 I'm gonna get you a new cab. All right? 1459 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,543 Don't worry about it. Wally, I love you. 1460 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:51,794 Close my door. 1461 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:53,796 [siren] 1462 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:58,176 ["The Order of Death" by PiL playing] 1463 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,030 Hey, Marty. 1464 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:31,209 [song fades] 1465 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,920 -Hey, Ted. -Hey, Marty. How you doing, man? 1466 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,213 -Is Lawrence here? -Sorry about your loss. 1467 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,881 It's all right. Is Lawrence here tonight? 1468 01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:38,675 Uh, yeah. He's around here somewhere. 1469 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:40,593 -Okay. All right. Thank you. -[Ted] Yeah, yeah. 1470 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:41,803 -Good to see you, man. -Yep. 1471 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,888 [song resumes] 1472 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,476 -How you been? -Marty. 1473 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,353 -Nice to see you. -Hello, Marty. 1474 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:52,021 Hey, can I stay in your back room tonight, please? 1475 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:55,191 Hey, hey. Got your girl in the back, okay? 1476 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,943 She pregnant. She real upset. 1477 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:58,945 Oh, God. Okay. All right. 1478 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,446 Uh, let me go talk to her, 1479 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,073 but then please don't leave without finding me. 1480 01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:03,866 -Yeah, I'll be here. Okay. -All right. Nice to see you. 1481 01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:05,284 -All right, good to see you. -Okay. 1482 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,829 ["The Order of Death" continues] 1483 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:20,675 [song ends] 1484 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:22,093 Hey. What are you doing here? 1485 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,637 I don't mean to bother you. I know you're really busy. 1486 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,265 -What the hell happened to your face? -l didn't really have anywhere else to go. 1487 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:28,433 -Let me see. -He just started... 1488 01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:29,934 he just started yelling at me. 1489 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,186 And he was really mad and he was ripping my clothes. 1490 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,772 -He did this to you? -He was really scaring me. 1491 01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:36,607 I just didn't know where else to go. 1492 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,235 Are you mad at me? 1493 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:34,123 [woman shouting in nearby apartment] 1494 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:41,547 [Ira] Rachel? 1495 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,050 No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty. Open the door. 1496 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,593 [Ira] Yeah. Hang on. 1497 01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:50,598 What are you doing here? 1498 01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:52,767 [Ira groans] 1499 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:54,268 Shame on you. 1500 01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,731 [groaning] 1501 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,067 [wheezing] 1502 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:02,860 [doorbell rings] 1503 01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:06,656 Hey, Dion. How you doing, man? I really appreciate this. 1504 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,157 This is my sister Rachel, by the way. 1505 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,326 Rachel, this is my buddy, my business partner, Dion. 1506 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:11,577 -Hey. -Hey. 1507 01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:12,912 Her place flooded. 1508 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,122 She needs a place to crash for the night. That's okay, right? 1509 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,207 I don't know, man, it's... 1510 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:19,210 I know, but I can't have her exposed to mold and spores and shit. 1511 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:22,421 D, come on, she's eight months pregnant, all right? 1512 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:23,673 Come on... 1513 01:12:23,756 --> 01:12:25,091 That's my nephew. 1514 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,676 I'm not supposed to have people over. 1515 01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:31,097 She's got a bad situation at home. I can't have her going back there. Please. 1516 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,682 All right. Come on. You can spend the night. 1517 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:35,142 You just gotta be out of here by tomorrow before my parents get back. 1518 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:36,227 Okay. No problem. 1519 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,979 We should take advantage of the time we have together. 1520 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:39,480 You know, really firm up our business plan. 1521 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,816 That way, when your dad gets back, he sees how organized we are. 1522 01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:43,150 Yeah, he's pretty upset. 1523 01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:44,902 You left us with all of this inventory for eight months. 1524 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:46,946 That's fine. In a few weeks I'll take the championship. 1525 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,030 We'll be right back on track. 1526 01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:49,782 -Balls are right in here. -Really? Where? 1527 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,033 The top box. 1528 01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:52,535 Thanks. 1529 01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:00,960 -Whoa. You did the orange? -Yep. 1530 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,044 How'd you do the orange? 1531 01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,629 I contacted someone at Halex. 1532 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,172 They colored the celluloid for me. 1533 01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:06,966 -How? -Money, baby. 1534 01:13:07,758 --> 01:13:09,343 Me and my pop, we believe in you. 1535 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:11,178 We're invested. That's why he's been so mad. 1536 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:14,599 -Check it out, Rachel. -[Rachel grunts] 1537 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:15,933 Here, check out the packaging. 1538 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:21,397 "Marty Supreme. The official Marty Mauser championship table tennis ball. 1539 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,648 Professionally made. Orange..." 1540 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,525 Orange spheres? You came up with that? 1541 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:25,651 Yeah. Pretty good, right? 1542 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:28,529 Pretty good? Dion, this is... I'm stunned. 1543 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,114 I'm stunned. 1544 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,116 -Hand-drawn too. -You drew this? 1545 01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:33,576 -Yeah. -It's inspired. 1546 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:34,493 I appreciate it. 1547 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,412 I don't think you know what you're capable of. 1548 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:37,788 -Check it out. -Thanks a lot. 1549 01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:39,040 Wow. 1550 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:41,000 -It's really nice. -[Marty chuckles] 1551 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,545 -This is your room? -No, it's my brother's. 1552 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,088 You have a brother? You never told me you had a brother. 1553 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,798 It's a younger brother. He moved out. 1554 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:48,841 So his room is free? 1555 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,760 -Uh, yeah. -Let me get my sister situated. 1556 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,261 -I'll come find you in five minutes. -Okay. 1557 01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:53,179 Five minutes. 1558 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,848 I'm really impressed, D. 1559 01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:57,350 -Thank you. -Seriously. 1560 01:13:58,267 --> 01:13:59,477 Special guy. 1561 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,562 Let me get the bed comfortable for you, all right? 1562 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:04,231 So are you gonna go out there now? 1563 01:14:04,315 --> 01:14:06,317 Yeah, I gotta figure my plan out for tomorrow. 1564 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,568 Why? Plan for what? 1565 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:09,987 Well, I need to get my head together. 1566 01:14:10,655 --> 01:14:12,073 How so0? 1567 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:15,409 This rich guy hit me up for a job. I think I'm gonna get in touch with him. 1568 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:17,995 -Really? -Yeah. 1569 01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:20,623 -A job for what? What job? -It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan. 1570 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,708 -For the championship? -Yeah. 1571 01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:24,210 Wow. 1572 01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:28,047 Everything in my life is falling apart, but I'm gonna figure it out. 1573 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:29,840 Do you need any help? I could help you. 1574 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:31,759 -No, it's all right. It's all right. -Can I do anything? 1575 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,052 Are you hungry? 1576 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:34,762 -No. -You sure? 1577 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,098 Uh, I'll just be in the other room, all right? 1578 01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,812 -Dion, I've never seen anything like this. -I told you, man. 1579 01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:44,271 Man, we have to have a big catch-up 1580 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:47,274 ‘cause this is the greatest thing that's happened to me in the last eight months. 1581 01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:48,859 Who would've thought? Halex? 1582 01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:51,946 [Marty, Dion chattering, indistinct] 1583 01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:56,909 [phone line ringing] 1584 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,249 [receptionist] Good morning. Rockwell Ink. 1585 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,710 Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please? 1586 01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:07,795 He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message? 1587 01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:09,088 Okay, when are you expecting him? 1588 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:11,048 Well, he's working off-site today. 1589 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,883 -Again, can I take a message? -It's hot. 1590 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,218 Thank you so much. 1591 01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:16,137 Can you make some for my sister for when she wakes up? 1592 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,722 -She'll be really hungry. -Hello? 1593 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,140 You said off-site where? 1594 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:20,975 I'm sorry, I can't give you that information. 1595 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:22,893 -Would you like to leave a message or not? -Yes. 1596 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,396 Can you apologize to him on my behalf? 1597 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,398 I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast 1598 01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:28,482 with him this morning. 1599 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:30,860 -[receptionist] I'm not familiar. -[Marty] From his son's battalion. 1600 01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:33,738 [receptionist] I'm sorry, I-- I don't know anything about that. 1601 01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,657 [Marty] I have some personal belongings of his son's I was supposed to give to him. 1602 01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:39,744 Letters and mementos and such, but I messed up and I overslept. 1603 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:42,705 I'm leaving town today, but I could mail it to him if that's easier. 1604 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,790 -No, no, no. -No? Okay. 1605 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:49,045 How about this, why don't you try giving a call over to the Morosco Theatre. 1606 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,838 The Morosco Theatre. 1607 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:53,424 [actor 1] So, I'm like what? What am I doing? 1608 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,842 [actor 2] Coming up here to wreck my night. 1609 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:56,719 [actor 1] Honest, Mama, I didn't even know you were coming here. 1610 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:57,970 [actor 2] I'm through with you playing games. 1611 01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:59,221 [actor 1] I was just coming for a good time. 1612 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,682 I heard this was where all the call girls gather. 1613 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:07,521 [actor 2] I'm trying to rebuild my life here. Don't you understand that? 1614 01:16:07,605 --> 01:16:09,774 [actor 1] More like selling out to the highest bidder. 1615 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:12,318 [actor 2] You've got no right to judge me, Jed. 1616 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,528 I fought tooth and nail for every shred of happiness 1617 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:17,114 -I've ever found while you... -Right, and what did you give to me? 1618 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,033 You never believed in me. Not once! 1619 01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:23,496 [actor 2] You wanna wallow in self-pity? Well, here's an oven, Jed! 1620 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,580 Almal! 1621 01:16:24,663 --> 01:16:25,664 [actor 2] I'm all right, Henry. 1622 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,000 -Just give us a minute, please. -[actor 1] My mama is a dirty bird. 1623 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,960 [actor 3] Be careful now, Jedidiah. 1624 01:16:30,044 --> 01:16:34,423 And that fancy dress you put her in is the only thing keeping in the stench! 1625 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,550 -[grunts] -[gasps] 1626 01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:38,803 Don't you lay a hand on my child. 1627 01:16:38,886 --> 01:16:40,596 I-I'm sorry, uh... 1628 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:45,226 -[shouts] -[screaming] 1629 01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:47,686 Mama, what did I do? 1630 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:49,772 -[actor 2] Go! Run! -[running footsteps] 1631 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,734 [door rattles] 1632 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:58,739 -The door is locked. -[actor 2] Oh, my God. 1633 01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,116 You've gotta be kidding me! 1634 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,409 For Christ's sake, did somebody put a latch on the door? 1635 01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:04,912 -Oh, God. -1 thought we had a good rhythm going. 1636 01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:08,207 A good rhythm going? On what planet is that a good rhythm 1637 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,625 -if you're alone in a room? -l was in it. 1638 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:12,294 It's like I wasn't even there. In it? In what? 1639 01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:16,215 -Glenn, I couldn't get a word out. -l understand. We're gonna fix it. 1640 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:18,717 -That's what a rehearsal process is for. -[actor 2] Fuck's sake. 1641 01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:20,803 [Glenn] Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody take five. 1642 01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:22,221 Do me a favor, everybody... 1643 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:24,515 -[sighs] -Somebody needs to tell him something. 1644 01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:26,392 -It's impossible. -Impossible. 1645 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:27,852 [lighter clicks] 1646 01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,645 -Do you want some water? -Yes. 1647 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,897 -Let me bring you some. -God. 1648 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:37,236 Hey, Kay. 1649 01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,988 Hey, it's Marty. 1650 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:42,992 From London. 1651 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:45,494 What are you doing here? 1652 01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,246 Well, I got a friend in the stagehands union. 1653 01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:48,497 I was dropping something off for him. 1654 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,666 -You watched that? -Yeah, I hope that's okay. 1655 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:51,792 Oh, God. 1656 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,128 Hey, I can't believe you're acting again. 1657 01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:56,297 That wasn't acting. He won't let me act. 1658 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,966 Yeah, no, that looked frustrating. What's the deal with that guy? 1659 01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,301 Don't get me started. 1660 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,094 Yeah, you were running circles around him. 1661 01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:04,013 Of course I am. 1662 01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:05,639 Yeah. It was unbelievable. 1663 01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:07,308 He stays up for three days in a row 1664 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,643 because his character is supposed to be tired. 1665 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,145 -It's obnoxious. -Oh, God. 1666 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:15,900 If he's so committed, why'd he stop the scene? 1667 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:18,903 Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen, 1668 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,112 unlock it from the other side? 1669 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:23,365 -Right? That's what I would've done. -Glenn! 1670 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:24,950 -Yeah. -Glenn! 1671 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,620 -Yes. Thank you. Yes. -1 need to talk to you. 1672 01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:32,374 -Yes, what? -What? What? What? 1673 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:35,753 This kid understands the character better than he does. 1674 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:37,046 Excuse me? 1675 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:38,631 -Tell him what you just told me. -No, I don't want to. 1676 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:39,715 No, tell him. 1677 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:42,176 I was just saying you didn't really seem like you were in the scene is all. 1678 01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:46,597 -[Glenn] Uh, who is this? -He's nobody. That's the point. 1679 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:51,518 Also, you know, in my experience, only children hold a knife like this. 1680 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:53,145 If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this, 1681 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,105 -with the blade square to your wrist. -This is not a street fight. 1682 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:56,690 Okay, well, if you're not going for realistic, 1683 01:18:56,774 --> 01:18:58,067 you might as well add a little flair. 1684 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,528 [onlookers exclaiming] 1685 01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:02,696 Like that. 1686 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,031 -[Glenn] Cut it out. -[Marty] Right, Kay? 1687 01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:07,034 [Glenn] Okay. Yeah, okay. Thanks for the tutorial. Thank you very much. 1688 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:10,788 Thank you very much indeed. That's all we need today. Thank you. 1689 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:12,539 -Best of luck, Kay. Best of luck. -Get him out! 1690 01:19:12,623 --> 01:19:15,584 We no longer require your presence. Thank you very much. 1691 01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,962 Well, with all due respect... 1692 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,047 [Rockwell] And yet every set cost more than $5,000. 1693 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:23,300 I can't just snap my fingers and get your money and your wife into alignment. 1694 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:24,927 I pay you to say no. 1695 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:26,637 [producer] She seems to think that this is carte blanche. 1696 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,722 I can't just perform the impossible here. 1697 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:32,101 [Rockwell] If you can't control her, I will find someone else who can. 1698 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:33,394 Asshole. 1699 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:41,026 Mr. Rockwell. Mr. Rockwell. 1700 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,654 -What? -Hey. Marty Mauser. Nice to see you. 1701 01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:46,532 Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son? 1702 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,909 -Yes. But... -Goddamn it! 1703 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:50,995 I had no other way to get in touch with you. Please. 1704 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:52,621 I wanna revisit our conversation about Japan. 1705 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,873 I reconsidered it and I wanna do it. I think it's a great idea. 1706 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,792 The event's next week. I've made alternate plans. 1707 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,502 What other plans? Okay, it was your idea. 1708 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:01,547 It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have a conversation about this for two seconds. 1709 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:04,133 What are you doing? Hey. Hey. Mr. Rockwell. 1710 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:06,051 Please, let's both be pragmatists about this. 1711 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,220 Put your personal feelings about me aside for a second. 1712 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:11,307 You and I both know how much value I would add with Endo. 1713 01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:13,183 -[engine starts] -In an exhibition on his home turf? 1714 01:20:13,267 --> 01:20:15,102 Imagine it. I'd be like a stick of dynamite. 1715 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,687 Whatever you have planned, the alternative, 1716 01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:18,063 it's gonna pale in comparison. 1717 01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,273 Please give me two minutes. 1718 01:20:19,356 --> 01:20:22,443 We have enough common ground to figure this out. Please! 1719 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,903 -All right, get in the car. -Really? Thank you. 1720 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:26,196 Tommy, let's go. 1721 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:29,199 Hey. Hey! Hey! 1722 01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:30,284 Hey! 1723 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:32,661 You son of a bitch. I gave you the idea! 1724 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,334 [exhales] 1725 01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:45,841 I'm sorry. Miss Stone wanted to let you know 1726 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,676 that she'd love to have lunch with you. 1727 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,345 -Miss Stone? -Yes. 1728 01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,931 [Marty, Kay moaning] 1729 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,529 [Kay] My God, I'm so late. 1730 01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:09,114 [Marty] Come on. What do you care? 1731 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,658 You're the star. Gotta feel pretty good, right? 1732 01:21:11,742 --> 01:21:13,535 I mean, why'd you even stop in the first place? 1733 01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:16,205 I wanted security, and I got pregnant, 1734 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,833 and he pressured me, and I settled. 1735 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,294 Well, I mean, clearly, you're doing the right thing now 1736 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,505 and it sounds like he's paying you back with interest. 1737 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,715 -Who is? -Your husband. 1738 01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:28,342 I mean, he's funding your whole show, right? 1739 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:29,259 Where'd you get that idea? 1740 01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:30,928 I overheard him complaining about it in the lobby. 1741 01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:32,846 -Complaining? -Yeah, about the costs. 1742 01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:35,474 He can go fuck himself. 1743 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:37,101 Completely. You know what you should do, 1744 01:21:37,184 --> 01:21:39,019 you should leech him for every penny he's worth, 1745 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,813 assume your place as the biggest star on the planet, 1746 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,689 and then you rub it in his smug little face. 1747 01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:45,818 Thank you, but I'm really not looking for life advice from you. 1748 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,904 No, I'm just saying you clearly never needed him in the first place. 1749 01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:52,533 Like with me, I'm never accepting anyone's help. 1750 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:56,662 I gotta do it completely on my own. Purely on the basis of my own talent. 1751 01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:59,832 Otherwise it's, like, the success won't even count. 1752 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,041 But that's just me. 1753 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,335 Yes, well, that's very easy to say. 1754 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:06,213 Well, it's easy to say but it's sure not easy to do. 1755 01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,507 I mean, you know that. That's why you cashed out. 1756 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:10,968 [sighs] 1757 01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:12,386 Let me ask you something. 1758 01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:15,431 Do you make money at this little table tennis thing? 1759 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:17,766 -Not yet. -Do you have a job? 1760 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,436 No. I mean, table tennis is my job. 1761 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:21,520 How do you live? 1762 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:22,604 I live with the confidence 1763 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:24,398 that if I believe in myself, the money will follow. 1764 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,942 Ultimately, my struggle isn't even about money. 1765 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:29,111 -How do you pay rent? -l don't. 1766 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:31,280 -You're avoiding the question. -No, I'm not avoiding anything. 1767 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,073 How do you plan on eating food today? 1768 01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:36,493 Honestly, I was gonna order room service the second you leave. 1769 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:38,996 -Nice. -Yeah. Nice. 1770 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,166 And what do you plan to do if this whole dream of yours doesn't work out? 1771 01:22:42,249 --> 01:22:44,334 That doesn't even enter my consciousness. 1772 01:22:44,418 --> 01:22:46,253 Okay. Well, maybe it should. 1773 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:48,213 Wow. 1774 01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:51,467 You sound like my mom. No offense. 1775 01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:53,302 And you sound like a child. 1776 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:55,554 Oh, yeah? Clearly I'm old enough. 1777 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:56,930 And what is that supposed to mean? 1778 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:58,599 That I'm old enough to fuck you in your hotel room 1779 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:00,476 in the middle of your big comeback. 1780 01:23:00,559 --> 01:23:01,685 You're disgusting. 1781 01:23:04,062 --> 01:23:05,063 [Marty] Break a leg. 1782 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,531 No, I know, but I was out of town 1783 01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:16,950 so I only just received it yesterday for the first time. 1784 01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:20,329 Well, look, not coming to Japan is not an option. 1785 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:24,082 Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that a cashier's check in the full amount 1786 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,751 is already on the way to him. It's in the mail. 1787 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:27,669 No, that's fine, but just... 1788 01:23:27,753 --> 01:23:29,671 I don't want any confusion about my attendance. 1789 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,715 I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there when the tournament starts. 1790 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:35,177 -1 got it! -[hushed] Yes! Yes! Yes! 1791 01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:37,137 How much do you think? 1792 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,224 -This is not real. -What do you mean it's not real? 1793 01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,434 -Total fake. -It came from the neck of a millionaire. 1794 01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:43,852 I saw it come off her neck. 1795 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:47,898 I don't care where it came from. It's total garbage. 1796 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,816 -Costume jewelry. -Costume jewelry? 1797 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,276 Oh, fuck. 1798 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:53,445 If you want, I can give you two bucks for it. 1799 01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,198 -Hello. -[Marty] Hey, Dion. It's me. 1800 01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:57,282 How are you doing? 1801 01:23:57,366 --> 01:24:00,244 Hey, where have you been? You promised me we'd have a list of distributors. 1802 01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:01,370 My dad lands tonight. 1803 01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:03,121 [Marty] I'll come back now and give you my undivided attention. 1804 01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:04,748 Let me just talk to my sister for a second. 1805 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:07,125 [Dion] Rachel, Marty's on the phone. 1806 01:24:08,669 --> 01:24:10,337 -[Rachel] Hi. Where are you? -Hi, Rachel, listen. 1807 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:12,673 There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay? 1808 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:14,591 I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey. 1809 01:24:14,675 --> 01:24:16,176 He'll pay a big reward. 1810 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:18,929 Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door. 1811 01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:20,097 -You see them? -Yeah. 1812 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,891 [Marty] Grab the keys, and make sure Dion doesn't see you do it. 1813 01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:23,976 [Rachel] Hey, Dion. 1814 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,978 Can you go to the store and grab me some ginger? 1815 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,397 I'm having really bad morning sickness. 1816 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:30,566 Hi. 1817 01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:32,901 Sorry, station's closed. 1818 01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:35,153 That's okay. We're not looking for service. 1819 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:38,073 Did you see a dog come around here? 1820 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:40,158 Nah, I ain't seen nothing. You seen a dog? 1821 01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:42,035 -He's this tall. -When did you lose it? 1822 01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:43,328 A few days ago. 1823 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:46,873 There's a pound down in Cranberry. About five miles that way. 1824 01:24:46,957 --> 01:24:48,292 -Maybe try there. -I called there. 1825 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:50,419 -Sorry, can't help you. -Okay. 1826 01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:52,504 -[announcer on radio, indistinct] -Thank you. 1827 01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:04,891 [Rachel] They didn't see anything. 1828 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:09,313 Let's go try that place. 1829 01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:24,745 -[engine stops] -[announcer on radio, indistinct] 1830 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:43,680 -[knocking] -[dog barking] 1831 01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:49,645 -Hello. -[barking continues] 1832 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:52,314 -[announcer on radio continues] -Hello? 1833 01:25:56,943 --> 01:25:59,363 -Where are you going? -Just gonna check out back. 1834 01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:03,533 [barking continues] 1835 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:10,916 -[barking continues] -Oh, shit. Moses. 1836 01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:13,335 [announcer on radio] We're grateful to the record manufacturers and artists 1837 01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:14,586 all over the country. 1838 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:24,429 -Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, Moses. -[barking continues] 1839 01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:26,973 It's Marty. Hey, buddy. [mutters] Oh, fuck. 1840 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,268 Hey, buddy. 1841 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:31,895 Moses. Moses! 1842 01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:34,272 Hey, buddy. Calm down. Let's get you home. 1843 01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:36,149 You wanna go home, right? Let's go home. 1844 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:38,235 Okay. Hey. No, no, no, no, no. 1845 01:26:38,318 --> 01:26:41,113 [disc jockey] And that was Peppermint Harris 1846 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,824 and that great record of his... 1847 01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:46,493 [car horn honking] 1848 01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:49,079 [disc jockey] But it's time to hang up the old blunderbuss for now. 1849 01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:51,164 -[truck door opens] -Remember, if you want any... 1850 01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:57,879 [disc jockey on radio continues, indistinct] 1851 01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:00,215 -Hi, how are you? -Can I help you? 1852 01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:02,884 We were just searching the area for a lost dog. 1853 01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:05,595 _llWell? -My husband and I. 1854 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:08,515 We lost our dog a couple of days ago out near the gas station 1855 01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:11,476 and they told us to come and check over here... 1856 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,103 -seeing that you're the closest house. -Who? 1857 01:27:13,186 --> 01:27:14,229 Who? Which gas station? 1858 01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:15,397 -l don't know. -Hey! 1859 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,565 It was one of the guys that work there. 1860 01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:18,442 -Oh, man, I'm so excited you're back. -There he is! 1861 01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:20,235 -1 think you might've found our dog. -You're trespassing. 1862 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:23,071 No. I'm sorry, that's not our intention. We heard barking in the back. 1863 01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:24,740 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1864 01:27:24,823 --> 01:27:26,575 My dog. You found it. 1865 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,160 I didn't find any dog. 1866 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,328 -[barking continues] -Are you sure? 1867 01:27:30,412 --> 01:27:31,955 Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure? 1868 01:27:32,038 --> 01:27:34,541 -Yeah... -[big band music playing on radio] 1869 01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:36,543 I looked through your window. 1870 01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:38,170 -l saw my dog. -You were looking through my window? 1871 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:39,337 It was a good thing I did, right? 1872 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:42,257 Get the hell off my property before I call the police. 1873 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,675 I should call the police. 1874 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,927 Okay. You wanna get a closer look at him? 1875 01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:47,304 -You wanna closer look? -Yes, please. 1876 01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,723 -Okay, good, good. -I'll give you a closer look. 1877 01:27:49,806 --> 01:27:52,225 [announcer on radio continues, indistinct] 1878 01:27:53,226 --> 01:27:55,979 [barking continues] 1879 01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:59,399 Hey! 1880 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:00,859 Calm down. 1881 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:02,486 I am calm. 1882 01:28:03,403 --> 01:28:05,405 -If I see your kike face... -Are you serious? 1883 01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:08,158 -...looking through my window again... -Marty, get in the car! 1884 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:09,409 Are you out of your mind? 1885 01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:10,660 ...I'm gonna shoot it off. 1886 01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:13,246 There's no need for that. We're leaving. Marty, get in! 1887 01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:14,623 -[shotgun fires] -What are you doing? 1888 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,958 -Get in the car, Marty! -No! I need the dog! 1889 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:20,170 -Get in the car! -Next one's going to your face. 1890 01:28:20,253 --> 01:28:22,380 -[both grunting] -Marty, get-- 1891 01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:24,466 No, no, no, no! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1892 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:26,802 -Rachel! Help me! -[engine starts, revs] 1893 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,059 -Marty, get in the car! -[rock and roll playing on radio] 1894 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:38,230 Come on, come on, come on. Hurry! Hurry! 1895 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,106 Get in! Get in! Get in! 1896 01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:42,234 Go, go, go straight, Rachel. Go, go! 1897 01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:45,237 Straight! Go! Go in the corn! 1898 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,532 -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. -Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 1899 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:52,202 Oh, no! 1900 01:28:53,203 --> 01:28:54,246 [laughs] 1901 01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:05,257 [line ringing] 1902 01:29:09,219 --> 01:29:10,637 -[person] Hello? -Hi. 1903 01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:11,972 Hi, did you... 1904 01:29:12,055 --> 01:29:14,850 Did you by any chance lose a dog named Moses? 1905 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:17,143 Yeah, I did. Why? 1906 01:29:17,227 --> 01:29:19,688 Oh, you did? Amazing! '‘Cause we just found him. 1907 01:29:19,771 --> 01:29:21,731 -For real? -1 did, yeah. 1908 01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:24,067 -How is he? How's his breathing? -You know what? 1909 01:29:24,150 --> 01:29:27,028 When we got him, his breathing was a little shallow. 1910 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:29,406 -The money. -Give me your address. 1911 01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:30,907 I'm gonna come right now. 1912 01:29:30,991 --> 01:29:32,951 Well, that's the thing. 1913 01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:35,912 The thing? What do you mean? 1914 01:29:35,996 --> 01:29:38,415 '‘Cause you know in situations like these it's... 1915 01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:41,626 it's kind of customary to give the person a reward, no? 1916 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,045 Yeah, fine. How much you have in mind? 1917 01:29:45,297 --> 01:29:47,883 -It's too much money. It's too much. -No, say it. He's fucking loaded. 1918 01:29:47,966 --> 01:29:48,967 -Hello? -Tell him. 1919 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,762 I was thinking maybe $2,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing. 1920 01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:54,264 That seems pretty fair to me. 1921 01:29:54,347 --> 01:29:56,099 -Two thousand. -You're joking, right? 1922 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,269 -No, no. No. -That's fucking ridiculous. 1923 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:00,353 Look, look... 1924 01:30:01,688 --> 01:30:03,815 I know it's really not your problem, 1925 01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:08,361 but I'm about to have a baby, and, look, I got no husband right now. 1926 01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:11,406 I got no job, and this money would really, really help me. 1927 01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:13,366 And, you know, let's be good people and... 1928 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:16,703 You realize I got that dog for free at the pound, right? 1929 01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:20,123 Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it. [chuckles] 1930 01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:22,375 -Oh, really? -Yeah, really. 1931 01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:23,877 How am I supposed to look at it? 1932 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:26,671 'Cause let's just say that I'm not calling about a dog. 1933 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,340 Let's say that I'm calling about your mother, 1934 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:31,343 and I'm a doctor, and I gotta perform emergency surgery on her 1935 01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:33,011 or she's gonna die. What are you gonna do? 1936 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,555 Refuse the surgery because you got your mother for free? 1937 01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,390 No! That's crazy. You're gonna take the surgery 1938 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:39,392 -because you love your mother. -That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 1939 01:30:39,476 --> 01:30:42,270 Well, then I guess you don't know anything about love. 1940 01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:45,815 All right, forget it. Give me your address, okay? I'll come now. 1941 01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:48,068 -1'll bring you the cash. -I'm sorry, but no. 1942 01:30:48,151 --> 01:30:49,444 -No? -No. 1943 01:30:49,527 --> 01:30:52,781 It's really not your fault, and you sound like a very nice person. 1944 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:55,325 It's just I've been ripped off one too many times in the past, 1945 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,202 and I'm just not willing to let that happen to me again. 1946 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,372 So, we're just gonna need to find a way to get me the money first. 1947 01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:01,873 -You know? Yeah. -Yeah? 1948 01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:03,708 Listen to me, you fucking dumb bitch. 1949 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:05,835 -You're not getting one red cent... -What is wrong with you? 1950 01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,087 ...without me laying eyes on him. 1951 01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:09,673 -If you really don't give a shit about... -You understand, sister? 1952 01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:12,342 ...your dog that you got for free, how about I donate him to medical science? 1953 01:31:12,425 --> 01:31:15,178 -Would that be something you want? -1 told you this wasn't gonna work. 1954 01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:16,930 I should have known better. What am I doing? 1955 01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:18,181 -It was a terrible idea. -Marty! 1956 01:31:18,264 --> 01:31:19,599 -It was moronic. -I'm sorry, I was-- 1957 01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:21,851 I'm sorry. I was trying to give it a shot. 1958 01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:24,312 -It's not your fault. It was stupid. -All right. Calm down. 1959 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:28,483 What color is the dog? 1960 01:31:28,566 --> 01:31:30,819 Why? Who cares? It's brown. 1961 01:31:30,902 --> 01:31:33,738 Okay, because my boss knows all of the local breeders, 1962 01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:35,865 and maybe we can get one that looks the same, 1963 01:31:35,949 --> 01:31:37,534 and the owner won't be able to tell the difference. 1964 01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:39,452 You don't think he's gonna recognize his own dog that he loves? 1965 01:31:39,536 --> 01:31:41,705 -I'm saying maybe not at first. -1 should be working on my game right now. 1966 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:43,373 Instead, I'm in a used car lot 1967 01:31:43,456 --> 01:31:46,292 making a mockery of my life, doing prank calls. 1968 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:02,726 -What are you guys doing? -[Marty] Hey. What are you still doing up? 1969 01:32:02,809 --> 01:32:04,728 Keep your voice down. My parents are sleeping. 1970 01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:06,479 -1 didn't know they were back. -I told you they were back. 1971 01:32:06,563 --> 01:32:08,815 -Where's my dad's car? -It's in the garage. 1972 01:32:08,898 --> 01:32:10,900 You're not gonna believe, Dion, when I tell you the day that we had. 1973 01:32:10,984 --> 01:32:13,069 -You tricked me. -No, I didn't. What are you talking about? 1974 01:32:13,153 --> 01:32:14,988 -Yes, you did, you lying bitch. -Whoa. 1975 01:32:15,071 --> 01:32:16,948 Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat piece of shit. 1976 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:18,742 -Don't talk to me like that. -Don't talk to him like that. 1977 01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:19,951 He's one of my favorite people on the planet. 1978 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:21,661 -Tell him not to talk to me like that. -Don't talk to her like that. 1979 01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:23,997 -Don't talk to him like that. -Keep it down. 1980 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:26,291 I'm the one that told her to do it. She wouldn't have if I didn't. 1981 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:29,210 -Give me the car keys. -Okay, they're right here. Okay? 1982 01:32:30,211 --> 01:32:31,755 -We got into a little fender bender... -What? 1983 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:32,672 ...but it's gonna be okay. 1984 01:32:32,756 --> 01:32:35,341 -It's minor damage. I can pay for it. -How? When? 1985 01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:38,470 Dion, it's very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest. 1986 01:32:38,553 --> 01:32:39,971 I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast. 1987 01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,681 -He's not gonna get angry-- -You're not staying here! 1988 01:32:41,765 --> 01:32:43,975 -We got no other place to stay. -You guys gotta go. 1989 01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:45,393 No. Dion. We have to stay. 1990 01:32:45,477 --> 01:32:47,312 -We have nowhere-- Dion. Stop it. -[Dion] No. Shh. 1991 01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:49,064 [Marty] She's eight months pregnant. Are you out of your mind? 1992 01:32:49,147 --> 01:32:50,774 -Please can we just talk about it? -Keep your voice down. 1993 01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:52,150 Gonna throw us out in the street in the dead of night? 1994 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:54,819 -Yeah, yeah. -We've got nowhere to go. 1995 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:55,820 Get your shit and leave. 1996 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:57,822 Do you have any idea what we've been through today? 1997 01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:58,865 [Dion] I'm not talking to you. 1998 01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:00,366 You're not talking to me? 1999 01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:02,202 Now you're not talking to me, period? 2000 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,162 -Unbelievable. -[Rachel crying] 2001 01:33:05,663 --> 01:33:07,499 Must be nice being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. 2002 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:09,501 Meanwhile, some of us have to work for a living. 2003 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,336 You ever heard that word, "work"? 2004 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,213 Instead of doodling in your room all day? 2005 01:33:14,297 --> 01:33:15,965 Throwing your friends out on the street... 2006 01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:19,677 Can you not stare at us? Can you look at the wall? 2007 01:33:19,761 --> 01:33:20,970 You're creeping me out. 2008 01:33:21,054 --> 01:33:23,973 [crying] Where are we gonna go? Because... 2009 01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:26,184 -I'm sorry. You have a bed right here... -It's okay. 2010 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,103 -...and I could be sleeping on it. -It's okay. 2011 01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:31,397 And I got a baby in me. I got a baby in me. 2012 01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:32,315 See what you're doing? 2013 01:33:32,398 --> 01:33:34,776 You're throwing a pregnant woman out in the dead of the night. 2014 01:33:34,859 --> 01:33:36,903 It's gonna live on your conscience forever. 2015 01:33:36,986 --> 01:33:38,863 -Why would you do this to yourself? -[Rachel] I'm sorry. 2016 01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:40,490 Can I have a moment with her, please? Just to comfort her, 2017 01:33:40,573 --> 01:33:42,075 in privacy with my sister, please? 2018 01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:44,452 -Keep her voice down. -I'm gonna try, but I gotta calm her down. 2019 01:33:44,536 --> 01:33:46,788 -Sorry. -[Rachel sobbing] 2020 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:49,791 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. 2021 01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:52,877 [Marty] That was really good. 2022 01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:54,504 -That was amazing, Rachel. -Thank you. [chuckles] 2023 01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:55,713 That was so good, it might work. 2024 01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:57,924 -Where are we gonna go if he kicks us out? -He might actually let us stay now. 2025 01:33:58,007 --> 01:33:59,717 That acting was so brilliant. 2026 01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:02,554 -Are you actually crying? -No. Marty, what are you doing? 2027 01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:05,390 -What is that? -What? 2028 01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:07,851 Is this makeup? 2029 01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:12,480 Hold on. 2030 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:15,817 Just wait. Because I can explain. It's not my fault. Okay? 2031 01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:16,901 No talking. 2032 01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:19,612 -1 didn't have a choice, you know? -Stop. Stop, please. Stop. 2033 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:21,281 -Rachel, stop. -l needed to get out. 2034 01:34:21,364 --> 01:34:24,492 -See how calm I am? It's not gonna last. -Yeah. 2035 01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:25,952 Get the fuck out of here. 2036 01:34:26,035 --> 01:34:27,620 -No. What I think-- -Get the fuck out of here. 2037 01:34:27,704 --> 01:34:30,165 -l think that we should both go because... -Stop. 2038 01:34:30,248 --> 01:34:31,791 This is the kinda shit my mother would do to me. 2039 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:34,085 How could you of all people do this to me, the way I treat you? 2040 01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:37,422 -How could I do this to you? -Yes, knowing what I'm going through? 2041 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:39,799 -How about what you're doing to me? -Stop. Shh. What are you doing... 2042 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,802 [Rachel] Have you ever for one second thought about what you're doing-- 2043 01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:44,762 -Stop. -Shush yourself, you narcissistic prick. 2044 01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:46,556 -Don't touch me! -Stop. What are you doing? 2045 01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:49,017 -You're gonna wake my parents up. Shut up. -Enough about your fucking parents. 2046 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:50,435 Aren't you, like, 30 years old? 2047 01:34:50,518 --> 01:34:53,271 You realize I'm due in four weeks? 2048 01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:55,064 -l am due in four weeks! -It's not my baby. 2049 01:34:55,148 --> 01:34:57,692 And it's his baby, by the way. It's his fucking baby. 2050 01:34:57,775 --> 01:34:59,277 He's lying about that too. 2051 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:02,197 -What's going on in my house? -1 was just having some friends over, Dad. 2052 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:03,281 [Marty] Buddy, how are you? 2053 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:05,575 Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning 2054 01:35:05,658 --> 01:35:07,535 -for the Supreme samples. -Dion, come on. Give me a break. 2055 01:35:07,619 --> 01:35:09,162 That's never gonna happen. 2056 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,456 -You've taken my son's money. -What are you talking about? 2057 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:14,042 I don't believe it. D, don't you see what's happening? 2058 01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:16,419 -Unbelievable. Un-fucking... -You're conning my son all along. 2059 01:35:16,502 --> 01:35:18,213 -l am not conning your son. -You're taking all his money. 2060 01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:20,840 I give him meaning. All you do is give him money. 2061 01:35:20,924 --> 01:35:22,550 -1 give him purpose. -You listen to me! 2062 01:35:22,634 --> 01:35:25,845 [Marty] He won't even fucking look at you, he's so petrified of you. 2063 01:35:25,929 --> 01:35:28,765 What are we gonna do, huh? Where do you expect us to go? 2064 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:31,017 You really want me to sleep on the street? I'm pregnant. 2065 01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:32,977 [Galanis] No, no, no. Dion! Dion! 2066 01:35:56,417 --> 01:35:59,379 All right, I gotta tell you something, Rachel. It's not intended to be mean. 2067 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:02,048 I have a purpose. You don't. 2068 01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:03,549 If you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. 2069 01:36:03,633 --> 01:36:05,802 It puts me at a huge life disadvantage. 2070 01:36:05,885 --> 01:36:09,305 It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through. 2071 01:36:09,389 --> 01:36:11,516 And with that obligation comes sacrifice, okay? 2072 01:36:11,599 --> 01:36:14,477 My life is the product of all the choices I've had to make. 2073 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:15,853 Your life is the product of... 2074 01:36:15,937 --> 01:36:17,438 I don't even know what your life is the product of. 2075 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:19,649 You're making it up as you go. That's the kind of person you are. 2076 01:36:19,732 --> 01:36:21,859 That's not the kind of person I am, okay? 2077 01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:23,820 You're responsible for the shitty decisions you've made. 2078 01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:25,905 I never told you to get married, not once. 2079 01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:28,658 -You cannot pawn them off onto me. -I understand. 2080 01:36:28,741 --> 01:36:30,785 How much do you make a year at the pet store? 2081 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:31,703 About $1200. 2082 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:34,747 Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week to make $1500, 2083 01:36:34,831 --> 01:36:35,873 not including air fare. 2084 01:36:35,957 --> 01:36:38,584 I need to focus right now, no distractions. 2085 01:36:39,502 --> 01:36:41,921 -I'm really sorry. -No, it's okay. 2086 01:36:42,005 --> 01:36:43,881 It goes without saying, I'm in no position to settle down right now. 2087 01:36:43,965 --> 01:36:47,176 Get that out of your mind. I will not settle down right now. Okay? 2088 01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:50,138 If you're serious about leaving Ira, I will not abandon you. 2089 01:36:50,221 --> 01:36:52,098 As your friend, I will help you. 2090 01:36:52,181 --> 01:36:54,642 We'll do the research, we'll find a great maternity home. 2091 01:36:54,726 --> 01:36:56,811 They'll take you in, they'll ensure the baby's got a good family. 2092 01:36:56,894 --> 01:36:59,897 We could do a-- No? No? 2093 01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:01,983 Then go home, Rachel. Just go home. 2094 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:07,530 -What am I gonna say? -You'll figure it out. Go home, Rachel. 2095 01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:15,747 [door closes] 2096 01:37:17,290 --> 01:37:19,751 -[object thuds] -[exhales] 2097 01:38:02,335 --> 01:38:04,128 -Ira, wake up. -[groans] 2098 01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,261 It's not your baby. 2099 01:38:16,015 --> 01:38:18,017 [electronic music playing] 2100 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,103 [grunting] 2101 01:38:25,149 --> 01:38:27,902 Stupid bitch, look at the fucking ground, 2102 01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:30,154 like a dumb fucking whore. 2103 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:31,239 Fuck. 2104 01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:37,161 Fucking bullshit. Fucking go over there. 2105 01:38:37,245 --> 01:38:38,704 Stand in the fucking corner. 2106 01:38:38,788 --> 01:38:40,748 I'm gonna smack... You wanna do this? 2107 01:38:45,628 --> 01:38:49,340 That baby's gonna be a pimple-faced bum just like its fucking father. 2108 01:38:49,424 --> 01:38:50,258 [knocking on door] 2109 01:38:50,341 --> 01:38:52,051 Or it's gonna be a whore like its fucking whore mother. 2110 01:38:52,135 --> 01:38:54,262 [neighbor] Open up the door right now! There are people trying to sleep! 2111 01:38:54,345 --> 01:38:55,680 What? 2112 01:38:55,763 --> 01:38:59,976 -Stop this! Quiet! -Hey, Rachel. It's your new mother-in-law. 2113 01:39:00,059 --> 01:39:02,770 -Iral Don't say that to her! I'm sorry. -Hey, congratulations, Mrs. Mauser. 2114 01:39:02,854 --> 01:39:05,189 -You're gonna be a grandmother. -What? 2115 01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:08,317 Here, she's your problem now. Here, take her shit. 2116 01:39:08,401 --> 01:39:09,902 Rachel, do you need help? 2117 01:39:09,986 --> 01:39:11,612 -That's enough. I'm sorry. -Do you need help, honey? 2118 01:39:11,696 --> 01:39:14,615 -No, I'm okay. Everyone, go back to bed. -Yeah, great. She's so sorry. 2119 01:39:14,699 --> 01:39:16,701 [electronic music continues] 2120 01:40:11,422 --> 01:40:13,466 -Are you Rachel? -You're Ezra? 2121 01:40:13,549 --> 01:40:16,135 -Where is he? -Give me the money and I'll bring him out. 2122 01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:18,971 Money? You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog. 2123 01:40:19,055 --> 01:40:22,058 Just so you know, I'm not alone, okay? I got people watching all around me. 2124 01:40:22,141 --> 01:40:23,351 I don't give a shit who's watching. 2125 01:40:23,434 --> 01:40:26,479 I'm letting you know I'm very protected right now in case you try anything. 2126 01:40:26,562 --> 01:40:28,105 -What? -Okay, do you want your dog? 2127 01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:29,398 I have your dog. 2128 01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:33,986 -What are you doing? -I don't want that collar. 2129 01:40:34,070 --> 01:40:35,404 -I want what's inside the collar. -Show me the money. 2130 01:40:35,488 --> 01:40:38,157 Would I have this if I didn't have your dog? No. 2131 01:40:38,241 --> 01:40:41,035 So show me the money, and I'll go and get him for you. 2132 01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:43,037 Come on. Come on! 2133 01:40:43,913 --> 01:40:45,915 You don't know who you're playing with, girl. Okay? 2134 01:40:45,998 --> 01:40:47,959 -Here's the money. -1 don't fucking care. 2135 01:40:48,042 --> 01:40:49,585 Show me what's inside the envelope. 2136 01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:51,379 How am I supposed to know there's anything in there? 2137 01:40:51,462 --> 01:40:54,298 -Here, you wanna see? Here, look. Okay? -Yes. Great. 2138 01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:57,802 -Where you going, girl? -Does she have the dog or what? 2139 01:40:57,885 --> 01:40:59,720 Who the fuck knows? 2140 01:41:11,857 --> 01:41:12,858 Okay. 2141 01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:14,485 [line ringing] 2142 01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:18,239 -[bartender] Yeah, Blarney Stone. -Hi, it's me. 2143 01:41:18,322 --> 01:41:19,323 Wi ho's " me II? 2144 01:41:20,116 --> 01:41:22,118 [sighs] Yeah, thank you. You can bring the dog out now. 2145 01:41:22,201 --> 01:41:24,870 You're the one that left the dog? What happened to "coming right back"? 2146 01:41:24,954 --> 01:41:27,164 We're ready, so you can walk him outside. 2147 01:41:27,248 --> 01:41:30,543 -The thing's pissed all over the floor. -Okay. I'll see you soon. 2148 01:41:32,295 --> 01:41:34,171 -What's going on? -Listen to me for a second, okay? 2149 01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:37,133 Look. Right over there. Okay? 2150 01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:38,301 The green awning. 2151 01:41:38,384 --> 01:41:40,636 My friend's gonna come out in a second with the dog. 2152 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:44,098 Once you give me the money, I'm gonna call and say we're squared up, okay? 2153 01:41:44,849 --> 01:41:47,351 Look, there he is right now with the dog. I told you. 2154 01:41:48,978 --> 01:41:50,521 So hand me the money. 2155 01:41:50,605 --> 01:41:52,273 Fuck you. 2156 01:41:52,356 --> 01:41:54,650 Hey! Hey, give me my money. 2157 01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:57,778 What about... Hey! 2158 01:41:58,321 --> 01:42:00,114 Thief! Stop those two. 2159 01:42:00,197 --> 01:42:01,449 -They took my wallet. -Hey. 2160 01:42:01,532 --> 01:42:02,825 Stop them! 2161 01:42:02,908 --> 01:42:04,327 Where you going? Hey. 2162 01:42:04,410 --> 01:42:05,703 -Get off of me. -Come on. 2163 01:42:05,786 --> 01:42:08,080 Hey, him too! Him with the cast! 2164 01:42:08,164 --> 01:42:09,081 With the cast. 2165 01:42:09,165 --> 01:42:11,083 [bystander 1] What are you doing trying to steal from a pregnant woman? 2166 01:42:11,167 --> 01:42:12,877 -Shit. -[bystander 1] Hey, police! 2167 01:42:13,628 --> 01:42:16,005 [Ezra] What the fuck is this, man? 2168 01:42:16,088 --> 01:42:17,423 That's not Moses. Hey. 2169 01:42:17,506 --> 01:42:18,924 That's not my dog. 2170 01:42:19,008 --> 01:42:21,802 Yo, I'm out here. The lady said to come here. 2171 01:42:21,886 --> 01:42:24,055 -[Ezra] Fucking playing games with me? -Stay away. Hey! 2172 01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:25,890 [Ezra] Fucking playing games with me? Huh? 2173 01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:28,351 What kind of fucking shit you playing with me? 2174 01:42:28,434 --> 01:42:31,687 -Hey, get the fuck off me. Back up, man. -[bystander 1] Hey, calm down. Shit. 2175 01:42:31,771 --> 01:42:33,439 -Shit. -Stop there. 2176 01:42:33,522 --> 01:42:35,024 [bystander 2] Someone help her! 2177 01:42:35,107 --> 01:42:38,027 -Somebody! Help! -[Mitch] I got you, you fucking bitch! 2178 01:42:38,110 --> 01:42:41,030 -[screams] Hey! Stop! -[clothes ripping] 2179 01:42:43,115 --> 01:42:44,158 [knock on door] 2180 01:42:44,241 --> 01:42:45,242 What is it? 2181 01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:50,331 -Hey, how are you doing? -What are you doing here? 2182 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:52,208 It's 12:30. I was wondering if you wanted to get lunch. 2183 01:42:52,291 --> 01:42:55,378 It's out of the question. I have a show opening tonight. 2184 01:42:55,461 --> 01:42:58,339 -Well, can I steal you away for an hour? -No. 2185 01:42:58,422 --> 01:43:01,050 -Can I talk to you for a second? Please. -I'm very busy. 2186 01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:02,677 Please, it'll just take a second. 2187 01:43:04,303 --> 01:43:06,764 Um... [exhales] 2188 01:43:06,847 --> 01:43:09,183 -I feel kind of nervous telling you this. -What? 2189 01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:12,561 All right, uh, I stole this from you, okay? 2190 01:43:12,645 --> 01:43:13,896 And I want to return it. All right? 2191 01:43:13,979 --> 01:43:17,149 I'm sorry. My plan was to sell it and never see you again. 2192 01:43:17,233 --> 01:43:21,362 But I can't stop thinking about you, and I can't steal from you. 2193 01:43:21,445 --> 01:43:22,446 Mmm. 2194 01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:25,449 You know that's costume jewelry, right? 2195 01:43:27,993 --> 01:43:30,955 -This is costume jewelry? I'm an idiot. -From the production. 2196 01:43:31,038 --> 01:43:34,041 What happened to doing it all on your own? Where did that speech go? 2197 01:43:34,125 --> 01:43:36,043 I know, I'm completely full of shit, okay? 2198 01:43:36,127 --> 01:43:38,295 I was in a tight spot, and I stole from you cause I needed some money, 2199 01:43:38,379 --> 01:43:39,755 and it was wrong. 2200 01:43:39,839 --> 01:43:41,173 I'm broke. 2201 01:43:41,257 --> 01:43:42,675 Look, I got no resources. 2202 01:43:42,758 --> 01:43:44,885 I got the championship next week in Japan. I got no way to get there. 2203 01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:47,638 I got no options. I got no one looking out for me, Kay. 2204 01:43:47,722 --> 01:43:50,683 Which isn't your problem. Which is why I'm returning it, okay? 2205 01:43:50,766 --> 01:43:51,684 -You know what I think? -What? 2206 01:43:51,767 --> 01:43:54,019 I think you went to sell that and discovered it was junk. 2207 01:43:54,103 --> 01:43:54,937 No. 2208 01:43:55,020 --> 01:43:57,398 And now you've shown up here with this ridiculous strategy 2209 01:43:57,481 --> 01:44:00,276 to get me to have some sympathy and open my wallet. 2210 01:44:00,359 --> 01:44:03,070 That's absurd. You think I would insult your intelligence like that? 2211 01:44:03,154 --> 01:44:04,447 -Are you gonna keep going? -Keep going what? 2212 01:44:04,530 --> 01:44:06,031 -Are you gonna keep on with this? -Just being myself. 2213 01:44:06,115 --> 01:44:07,950 -You're lying through your teeth. -I'm not. It's me being me. 2214 01:44:08,033 --> 01:44:10,911 -This is pathetic. You're being you? -l am telling you the truth. 2215 01:44:10,995 --> 01:44:13,622 I stole from you and then I feel bad about it, 2216 01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:15,833 -so I'm trying to make amends. -You're wasting your energy. I don't care. 2217 01:44:15,916 --> 01:44:17,585 I would have stolen from me too. 2218 01:44:18,377 --> 01:44:20,588 -[knocking on door] -[person] Kay. 2219 01:44:23,299 --> 01:44:24,800 -[Kay] Hi. -Looks like I'm interrupting something. 2220 01:44:24,884 --> 01:44:25,843 [Kay] No, no. Not at all. 2221 01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:28,596 This is Martin, my friend Carol's son. He was just leaving. 2222 01:44:28,679 --> 01:44:31,182 -This is Merle, my publicist. -Hello. 2223 01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:35,019 Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately he's not very good. 2224 01:44:35,102 --> 01:44:36,729 [Merle] Ah, well, you know, 2225 01:44:36,812 --> 01:44:39,482 -Broadway needs ushers too. -So what's happening with the seating? 2226 01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:42,651 I spoke to Milton. He's sending all of his employees. 2227 01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:44,737 It's like a mandate. Like, a company mandate. 2228 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:46,197 This is supposed to make me happy? 2229 01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:48,783 Well, I mean, it's a full house. Isn't that the point? 2230 01:44:48,866 --> 01:44:51,243 -[Kay] Full of fucking morons. -[Merle] No, no. You got some-- 2231 01:44:51,327 --> 01:44:53,329 -Fred Astaire is coming. -Okay, I'm gonna get out your hair... 2232 01:44:53,412 --> 01:44:56,123 No. Make sure you give him a ticket for tonight. 2233 01:44:56,207 --> 01:44:58,542 -[Marty] Really? -Yeah. 2234 01:44:58,626 --> 01:45:01,921 [Merle] Oh. You are in for such a treat, young man. 2235 01:45:02,004 --> 01:45:03,255 When you see this lady act, 2236 01:45:03,339 --> 01:45:06,217 you're gonna feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner. 2237 01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:08,511 -Merle! -[Merle chuckles] She's blushing. See her? 2238 01:45:08,594 --> 01:45:10,846 -What? -[laughing] 2239 01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:33,661 [orchestra playing] 2240 01:45:50,594 --> 01:45:53,430 [actor] Take your stinking seat. 2241 01:45:56,809 --> 01:45:58,310 [audience murmuring] 2242 01:45:58,394 --> 01:45:59,603 [gasping] 2243 01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:00,688 What the hell? 2244 01:46:01,230 --> 01:46:03,649 Have you lost your damned mind? 2245 01:46:03,732 --> 01:46:05,067 [audience applauding] 2246 01:46:10,155 --> 01:46:12,700 Jed. I'm talking to you. 2247 01:46:13,284 --> 01:46:15,870 [Jed] I was just practicing my aim, Mama. 2248 01:46:15,953 --> 01:46:19,415 -You always said to shoot for the stars. -[audience laughs] 2249 01:46:26,714 --> 01:46:27,715 Hey. 2250 01:46:28,465 --> 01:46:29,466 Come. 2251 01:46:31,093 --> 01:46:33,512 I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't get away. 2252 01:46:33,596 --> 01:46:35,556 -Oh, I bet. -He was all over me. 2253 01:46:35,639 --> 01:46:37,391 You were incredible tonight. That was unbelievable. 2254 01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:39,393 -1 have something for you. -For me? 2255 01:46:39,935 --> 01:46:40,936 Turn around. 2256 01:46:44,356 --> 01:46:47,359 Every year my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary. 2257 01:46:48,319 --> 01:46:51,363 I have 25 of them. One for each year of misery. 2258 01:46:52,239 --> 01:46:54,074 That should cover your trip and then some. 2259 01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:57,411 Wearing it makes me feel like shit. 2260 01:46:58,287 --> 01:47:00,122 [electronic music playing] 2261 01:47:01,165 --> 01:47:02,291 [Kay moans] 2262 01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:11,508 Oh, shit. Stop, stop, stop. 2263 01:47:12,509 --> 01:47:13,510 Stop. 2264 01:47:30,152 --> 01:47:31,654 [moaning] 2265 01:47:39,787 --> 01:47:41,372 [gasping] 2266 01:47:45,376 --> 01:47:47,378 [moaning] 2267 01:47:51,382 --> 01:47:53,384 Hey! Hey, what are you doing? 2268 01:47:53,926 --> 01:47:56,345 -Shit. Oh, God. -[police officer] Get up! 2269 01:47:56,428 --> 01:47:58,973 -[Marty] Lay still. -[police officer] Stand up, I see you. 2270 01:47:59,056 --> 01:48:01,976 [Marty] When I tell you, run. One, two, three. Get up. 2271 01:48:02,059 --> 01:48:03,978 -Come on. Go. -[police officer] Hey! 2272 01:48:04,061 --> 01:48:05,688 Joey, stop them! 2273 01:48:05,771 --> 01:48:07,481 [Marty] Come on. Come on. Come on. 2274 01:48:07,564 --> 01:48:10,609 Hey. Hey. Where are you guys going? What are you guys doing here? 2275 01:48:10,693 --> 01:48:11,735 -[Marty] Nothing. -No, no, no. 2276 01:48:11,819 --> 01:48:13,237 -Let me see both of your hands. -Cuff him. 2277 01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:15,114 -[Marty] Oh, my God. We were just... -We didn't do anything. 2278 01:48:15,197 --> 01:48:18,075 Give us a break. We were looking for her earrings in the grass. 2279 01:48:18,158 --> 01:48:20,160 My earring came off. We were looking for my earring. 2280 01:48:20,244 --> 01:48:22,204 It looks like you've got two earrings in your ears there. 2281 01:48:22,287 --> 01:48:25,332 [Kay] Not this earring. There was... From before. There was another earring. 2282 01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:28,669 There's another pair of earrings from earlier in the day. 2283 01:48:28,752 --> 01:48:30,129 I recognize you. 2284 01:48:30,212 --> 01:48:32,840 -Oh, God. Oh, God. -You're Kay Stone. 2285 01:48:32,923 --> 01:48:35,175 -Yes. I know exactly who you are. -This is not happening. 2286 01:48:35,259 --> 01:48:37,219 -Let me see your hands. -Are you serious? 2287 01:48:37,302 --> 01:48:39,763 You know, I will go home, 2288 01:48:39,847 --> 01:48:42,307 and I'll get my wallet, and I will get you some cash 2289 01:48:42,391 --> 01:48:43,851 because we've put you out. 2290 01:48:43,934 --> 01:48:46,145 Please, officer. She's gonna go home and get her wallet. And give you cash. 2291 01:48:46,228 --> 01:48:48,564 -Got ID? -[Marty] No. No ID. 2292 01:48:49,064 --> 01:48:50,524 -Cuff her. -[Kay] No, please. 2293 01:48:50,607 --> 01:48:53,235 -No ID, huh? Let's see. -Please, please. No, no, no. 2294 01:48:54,111 --> 01:48:55,988 -Please, will you just let me go home? -Come on. 2295 01:48:56,071 --> 01:48:57,448 I'll give you my word. 2296 01:48:57,531 --> 01:49:01,618 Wow, lookie here. That's a really nice necklace. 2297 01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:04,496 Take it. Take it. It's yours. 2298 01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:06,373 Thank you very much. 2299 01:49:07,207 --> 01:49:08,751 I can't believe this. 2300 01:49:09,668 --> 01:49:11,420 Do you think you could grab me another necklace? 2301 01:49:11,503 --> 01:49:12,504 Are you serious? 2302 01:49:12,588 --> 01:49:14,631 You said they mean nothing to you. It'd just take you a couple of minutes. 2303 01:49:14,715 --> 01:49:17,134 I was just gone for half an hour. I can't go up and come right back down. 2304 01:49:17,217 --> 01:49:19,511 -My mother is up there. -You'd do that for the police officers. 2305 01:49:19,595 --> 01:49:22,056 -Oh, my God. My hair. -I'll wait in the hall. 2306 01:49:22,139 --> 01:49:23,557 No, you will not. 2307 01:49:24,725 --> 01:49:26,477 Wait. Wait. 2308 01:49:27,978 --> 01:49:29,313 There. 2309 01:49:29,396 --> 01:49:30,397 You look beautiful. 2310 01:49:31,482 --> 01:49:32,775 Please, you have 25 of them. 2311 01:49:32,858 --> 01:49:34,109 Fine! 2312 01:49:34,193 --> 01:49:36,653 -Stay here. Do you understand me? -I'll stay here. Okay. 2313 01:49:36,737 --> 01:49:38,155 -Do not move. -Okay. 2314 01:49:46,205 --> 01:49:47,206 Shit. 2315 01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:51,043 -[jazz combo playing] -[guests chattering] 2316 01:49:55,255 --> 01:49:57,549 Hello. Lovely to see you. 2317 01:49:57,633 --> 01:50:00,344 -David, how are you? -Good. How are you? 2318 01:50:05,557 --> 01:50:07,351 Where the fuck have you been? 2319 01:50:07,434 --> 01:50:09,728 I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem? 2320 01:50:09,812 --> 01:50:11,980 I didn't realize I needed a permission slip. 2321 01:50:12,064 --> 01:50:14,942 I put this whole thing on for you and you're making me look like an idiot. 2322 01:50:15,025 --> 01:50:16,026 God. 2323 01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:19,154 Look. Merle's on the phone right now with The New York Times. 2324 01:50:19,238 --> 01:50:20,072 What? 2325 01:50:20,155 --> 01:50:21,573 He's got a printer who's gonna read the review. 2326 01:50:21,657 --> 01:50:22,491 My God. 2327 01:50:22,574 --> 01:50:24,576 -Or do you not care? -1 got him! I have him! 2328 01:50:24,660 --> 01:50:26,245 -Oh, my God. Okay. -[Merle] Come, come, come! 2329 01:50:26,328 --> 01:50:27,579 [Kay] Coming! 2330 01:50:27,663 --> 01:50:29,289 -Hurry, he has the review! -I'm coming. 2331 01:50:29,373 --> 01:50:30,666 The review! 2332 01:50:30,749 --> 01:50:32,167 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 2333 01:50:32,251 --> 01:50:34,002 -Come on, come on. -Okay. 2334 01:50:34,086 --> 01:50:36,004 Raoul, Kay. 2335 01:50:36,088 --> 01:50:40,843 [Raoul] Okay. Title, "Kay Stone Returns” by Robert... 2336 01:50:43,303 --> 01:50:44,388 [exhales] 2337 01:50:50,060 --> 01:50:52,354 -[Jazz combo continues playing] -[guests chattering] 2338 01:50:52,437 --> 01:50:54,565 -Have a good night. -Leave it open. Everyone's coming down. 2339 01:50:54,648 --> 01:50:55,816 -Are they? -Oh, yeah. 2340 01:50:56,525 --> 01:50:57,526 Party's over. 2341 01:50:59,027 --> 01:51:00,028 [doorman] Good night. 2342 01:51:07,411 --> 01:51:10,581 -The party's over. -[guests murmuring] 2343 01:51:10,664 --> 01:51:13,125 -They're asking us to leave. -What do you mean? We just got here. 2344 01:51:13,208 --> 01:51:15,460 They should've stopped us at the door. Why'd they let us in? 2345 01:51:20,382 --> 01:51:22,050 Excuse me. Do you know where Kay is? 2346 01:51:22,134 --> 01:51:24,553 -She's upstairs in her bedroom. -Okay. 2347 01:52:09,097 --> 01:52:10,891 [Kay sobbing] 2348 01:52:10,974 --> 01:52:12,893 Hi. Is Kay in there? 2349 01:52:13,435 --> 01:52:15,562 This is not a good time. 2350 01:52:15,646 --> 01:52:17,356 Okay, but can I just speak to her? 2351 01:52:17,439 --> 01:52:20,359 As I said, it's really not a good time. 2352 01:52:51,848 --> 01:52:54,643 [Rockwell] At the end of the year, if the guy made you money, you keep him. 2353 01:52:54,726 --> 01:52:57,354 And if not, you throw the bum out. 2354 01:52:57,437 --> 01:52:58,689 Excuse me. 2355 01:53:00,315 --> 01:53:02,109 -Hi. -You gotta be kidding me. 2356 01:53:02,192 --> 01:53:04,736 -I'm sorry to disturb you in your home. -How did you get in my house? 2357 01:53:04,820 --> 01:53:07,531 Please give me another chance. I am on my hands and knees. 2358 01:53:07,614 --> 01:53:11,243 I need a ride to Japan and I need $1,500 so I can compete in the championship. 2359 01:53:11,326 --> 01:53:13,704 I need this job very, very badly. 2360 01:53:13,787 --> 01:53:15,247 I'm begging you. 2361 01:53:15,330 --> 01:53:18,375 I'll work for you however you want. I will lose. 2362 01:53:18,458 --> 01:53:22,045 I'll have no personal point of view apart from making your event a success. 2363 01:53:22,129 --> 01:53:25,048 Marty, there are no second chances in life. 2364 01:53:25,132 --> 01:53:27,342 -Why not? -I offered you the job and you said no! 2365 01:53:27,426 --> 01:53:30,345 I know, because I was impulsive. And I regret it. 2366 01:53:30,429 --> 01:53:31,680 And? 2367 01:53:31,763 --> 01:53:34,349 And I was rude and overconfident. 2368 01:53:34,433 --> 01:53:36,143 And I was cocky, and I copped an attitude. 2369 01:53:36,226 --> 01:53:37,060 And? 2370 01:53:37,144 --> 01:53:38,895 And it won't happen again. I'm sorry. 2371 01:53:38,979 --> 01:53:40,897 Please just give me another chance, Mr. Rockwell. 2372 01:53:42,149 --> 01:53:44,568 I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll do whatever you want. 2373 01:53:44,651 --> 01:53:47,154 What do you guys think? Should I give this little asshole a second chance? 2374 01:53:47,237 --> 01:53:48,822 -[Marty] Yes, please! -Don't ask me. 2375 01:53:48,905 --> 01:53:51,658 You don't know how important this is to me. Please. I'm begging you. 2376 01:53:51,742 --> 01:53:54,036 Just let me go on your plane, and let me join you there. 2377 01:53:54,119 --> 01:53:56,121 Please, I'm humbling myself before you. 2378 01:53:56,204 --> 01:53:58,540 -You're making me sick. -I'm sorry. 2379 01:53:58,623 --> 01:54:00,167 -Stand up! -Okay. All right. 2380 01:54:00,667 --> 01:54:03,545 -Please. Okay? I'll do anything. -[guest 1 sighs, chuckles] 2381 01:54:03,628 --> 01:54:05,589 -Anything? -Yes. Anything. 2382 01:54:06,256 --> 01:54:07,132 Okay. 2383 01:54:07,215 --> 01:54:10,385 Go down the hall. Second door on the right is my office. 2384 01:54:10,469 --> 01:54:13,305 Grab the paddle and bring it back here. 2385 01:54:13,388 --> 01:54:15,682 [guest 1] This is more dramatic than the play. [laughs] 2386 01:54:15,766 --> 01:54:17,517 -Okay. -[guest 2] That's true. 2387 01:54:25,984 --> 01:54:29,988 [guests, Rockwell chattering] 2388 01:54:34,534 --> 01:54:36,495 Oh, Marty. Give me the paddle. 2389 01:54:37,954 --> 01:54:39,915 So here's what I want you to do. 2390 01:54:39,998 --> 01:54:43,085 I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants. 2391 01:54:43,168 --> 01:54:45,170 [guest chuckles] 2392 01:54:45,253 --> 01:54:46,546 Are you for real? 2393 01:54:46,630 --> 01:54:49,049 You've been a really bad boy. Now you're gonna get a spanking. 2394 01:54:49,132 --> 01:54:50,634 Come on. Are you serious? 2395 01:54:50,717 --> 01:54:52,094 You wanna get to Japan, don't you? 2396 01:54:52,177 --> 01:54:54,179 Yeah, I wanna go to Japan. But this is what you want? 2397 01:54:54,262 --> 01:54:56,681 That's what it's gonna take. Now bend over. 2398 01:54:59,518 --> 01:55:01,103 Okay, so to be clear, 2399 01:55:01,186 --> 01:55:04,439 you're gonna bring me to Japan and then you're gonna compensate me? 2400 01:55:04,523 --> 01:55:07,025 Tomorrow morning, 8:30, LaGuardia. We're on our way to Japan. 2401 01:55:07,109 --> 01:55:09,611 -Do I need a ticket? -l own the plane. 2402 01:55:09,694 --> 01:55:11,196 How do I know you're gonna honor this? 2403 01:55:11,279 --> 01:55:14,825 You don't. Because you have no power here. 2404 01:55:14,908 --> 01:55:16,326 Now bend over. 2405 01:55:30,590 --> 01:55:32,884 Put your hands over here. I want a nice arc. 2406 01:55:32,968 --> 01:55:35,595 -[all laughing] -[Rockwell] Let's go. 2407 01:55:36,388 --> 01:55:37,681 [guest] Oh, my God. 2408 01:55:38,932 --> 01:55:40,684 Okay, I'm ready. 2409 01:55:42,519 --> 01:55:44,646 This one is for my son. 2410 01:55:44,729 --> 01:55:46,982 -[paddle whacks] -[guests continue laughing] 2411 01:55:48,024 --> 01:55:49,401 Okay. 2412 01:55:49,484 --> 01:55:51,194 This one is for me. 2413 01:55:51,820 --> 01:55:54,114 -[laughing continues] -God! 2414 01:55:54,197 --> 01:55:55,782 [Rockwell] Now the bonus round. 2415 01:55:56,616 --> 01:55:57,701 [paddle whacking] 2416 01:55:58,493 --> 01:56:03,165 Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and the other is foam. 2417 01:56:03,748 --> 01:56:06,001 [train rumbling] 2418 01:56:06,084 --> 01:56:08,587 [conductor speaking on PA, indistinct] 2419 01:56:16,386 --> 01:56:18,430 -Hey, Marty, how you doin'? -Hey, Ted. Hey, Lawrence. 2420 01:56:18,513 --> 01:56:20,640 Aw, damn. Hey, man. How you doin'? 2421 01:56:20,724 --> 01:56:22,601 You think I could stay in the back room tonight? 2422 01:56:22,684 --> 01:56:25,061 Wow, man. I got Brian staying there tonight. 2423 01:56:25,145 --> 01:56:28,023 I would let you stay at the house, man, but the wife ain't havin' it. 2424 01:56:28,106 --> 01:56:30,150 I'm just gonna hang around until my flight. 2425 01:56:30,233 --> 01:56:31,318 Where you goin'? 2426 01:56:31,401 --> 01:56:32,944 Going to Japan. Tomorrow morning, 8:00 a.m. 2427 01:56:33,028 --> 01:56:34,696 -Oh, yeah! -My man! 2428 01:56:34,779 --> 01:56:37,199 -Yo, you goin'! You got that money. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2429 01:56:37,282 --> 01:56:39,075 Good for you, man. 2430 01:56:39,159 --> 01:56:40,785 You ain't even look like you excited. 2431 01:56:40,869 --> 01:56:43,121 No, I'm-- I'm good. I'm good. 2432 01:56:43,205 --> 01:56:46,458 You know your boy back there, Wally, he's been waitin' on you. 2433 01:56:46,541 --> 01:56:47,876 -Wally's here? -Wally, yeah. 2434 01:56:47,959 --> 01:56:50,295 -How'd he seem? -Wally's good. He cool, man. 2435 01:56:50,378 --> 01:56:51,588 He's back there somewhere. 2436 01:56:51,671 --> 01:56:54,966 He believes in you. He has a dollar. She has a dollar. 2437 01:56:55,509 --> 01:56:57,761 Hey. How you doing? 2438 01:56:58,512 --> 01:57:00,931 Oh, wow! How you doing? Nice to see you! 2439 01:57:01,014 --> 01:57:02,474 I've been trying to get in touch with you. 2440 01:57:02,599 --> 01:57:05,060 -Oh, really? -Yeah. How's your dog? How's Moses doing? 2441 01:57:05,143 --> 01:57:06,228 You wanna cut the bullshit? 2442 01:57:06,311 --> 01:57:08,021 No bullshit. I'm genuinely concerned about him. 2443 01:57:08,104 --> 01:57:09,606 -Marty. You good, man? -Yeah, I'm good. 2444 01:57:09,689 --> 01:57:11,691 Now, listen to me. Listen. Listen. Listen. 2445 01:57:11,775 --> 01:57:14,736 I got your girl downstairs in the car. She's waiting for you. 2446 01:57:14,819 --> 01:57:17,155 What the fuck are you telling me? You got Rachel? 2447 01:57:17,239 --> 01:57:18,073 Yeah. 2448 01:57:18,198 --> 01:57:21,576 She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere. And you got the address. 2449 01:57:21,660 --> 01:57:23,036 -Okay. -Let's go. 2450 01:57:23,119 --> 01:57:25,580 Okay. All right. Let me, uh... 2451 01:57:25,664 --> 01:57:28,166 Um, okay, let me just... 2452 01:57:28,250 --> 01:57:30,794 Give me two seconds. I just wanna say one thing to my friend. 2453 01:57:30,877 --> 01:57:33,046 Give you two seconds, yeah, but I'm not gonna be here. 2454 01:57:33,129 --> 01:57:35,006 -Where you gonna be? -Where am I gonna be? 2455 01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:38,218 I'm gonna be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach. 2456 01:57:38,301 --> 01:57:39,427 That's where I'm gonna be. 2457 01:57:41,012 --> 01:57:43,390 Okay. All right. All right. 2458 01:57:43,473 --> 01:57:44,849 Yo, Mouse! 2459 01:57:46,643 --> 01:57:48,728 -[Ezra] Come on. Let's go. -[Marty] Okay. 2460 01:57:50,814 --> 01:57:53,858 [Mitch] Well, I took most of his share of the money that our parents left us. 2461 01:57:53,942 --> 01:57:56,403 -[Ezra] You spent your brother's money? -[Mitch] Yes, I did. 2462 01:57:56,486 --> 01:57:57,779 [Ezra] Yeah, you love your brother? 2463 01:57:57,862 --> 01:58:01,116 [Mitch] Maybe you could give my brother a job. You know he's a good man. 2464 01:58:01,199 --> 01:58:03,368 [Ezra] I'll give him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a favor. 2465 01:58:03,451 --> 01:58:04,286 [Mitch] What? 2466 01:58:04,786 --> 01:58:07,038 [Ezra] Stop talking. Okay? 2467 01:58:12,168 --> 01:58:14,212 Okay. See the gas station there? 2468 01:58:15,130 --> 01:58:16,256 It's the house to the left. 2469 01:58:16,339 --> 01:58:17,340 -[Reuben] Next left? -Yeah. 2470 01:58:17,424 --> 01:58:18,425 [Reuben] I got it. 2471 01:58:37,694 --> 01:58:40,113 [Ezra] Get out of the car. Come on. 2472 01:58:40,655 --> 01:58:41,740 Mitch, come. 2473 01:58:42,449 --> 01:58:45,368 -Reuben, you wait with her. -Oh, okay. 2474 01:58:45,452 --> 01:58:46,703 [car door closes] 2475 01:58:47,454 --> 01:58:48,496 [Reuben] Sit tight. 2476 01:59:05,722 --> 01:59:06,723 Come on. Louder. 2477 01:59:07,641 --> 01:59:08,933 Knock louder. 2478 01:59:11,061 --> 01:59:13,730 [dog barking] 2479 01:59:14,564 --> 01:59:15,857 That's my dog. 2480 01:59:16,733 --> 01:59:19,027 Moses! Yo! 2481 01:59:19,110 --> 01:59:20,236 Open up! 2482 01:59:21,237 --> 01:59:23,907 -[barking continues] -Fuck. Moses. 2483 01:59:24,824 --> 01:59:27,619 -[Ezra] Come on. -[Reuben] I hate that fuckin' mutt. 2484 01:59:27,702 --> 01:59:29,621 Moses! 2485 01:59:29,704 --> 01:59:31,498 [barking continues] 2486 01:59:31,581 --> 01:59:32,791 Moses! 2487 01:59:33,416 --> 01:59:35,210 That's my dog. Moses! 2488 01:59:35,710 --> 01:59:36,711 Moses! 2489 01:59:37,712 --> 01:59:39,047 See anything in there? 2490 01:59:39,130 --> 01:59:40,465 No, not really. 2491 01:59:46,596 --> 01:59:48,181 -[Rachel] Marty! -Shit. 2492 01:59:48,264 --> 01:59:49,391 [shotgun fires] 2493 01:59:49,474 --> 01:59:50,975 [Rachel] Marty! Go! 2494 01:59:52,602 --> 01:59:53,937 [shotgun fires] 2495 01:59:54,020 --> 01:59:55,313 [Rachel] Marty! 2496 01:59:55,397 --> 01:59:56,815 [trembles] 2497 01:59:57,899 --> 01:59:59,025 [shotgun fires] 2498 02:00:01,069 --> 02:00:02,362 -[Reuben] Get down! Get down! -[screams] 2499 02:00:09,035 --> 02:00:10,036 Fuck! 2500 02:00:10,870 --> 02:00:13,206 -[shotgun fires] -[trembling continues] 2501 02:00:14,374 --> 02:00:15,417 [Rachel screams] 2502 02:00:17,001 --> 02:00:19,546 [Rachel] Marty! Marty! I got shot! 2503 02:00:19,629 --> 02:00:20,630 Help! 2504 02:00:21,381 --> 02:00:23,341 Help, Marty! Please help! 2505 02:00:23,425 --> 02:00:24,426 Help! 2506 02:00:26,136 --> 02:00:28,722 Are you okay? Oh, no! Are you okay? 2507 02:00:28,805 --> 02:00:30,098 -Are you okay? -What the fuck's going on? 2508 02:00:30,181 --> 02:00:31,558 [Marty] Okay. It's okay. 2509 02:00:31,641 --> 02:00:33,476 I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. 2510 02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:35,437 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 2511 02:00:39,941 --> 02:00:40,900 -[shotgun fires] -[Ezra screams] 2512 02:00:40,984 --> 02:00:42,610 -I'm so sorry. -I'm sorry. 2513 02:00:42,694 --> 02:00:43,945 -Go get the money. -What money? 2514 02:00:44,028 --> 02:00:46,990 Go get the money. It's in his pocket. It's in his pocket. 2515 02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:48,074 Are you sure? 2516 02:00:48,158 --> 02:00:50,744 -The money! It's in the inside pocket! -Okay, okay, okay. 2517 02:00:50,827 --> 02:00:52,829 [Rachel whimpering] 2518 02:00:54,664 --> 02:00:57,167 [Ezra groaning] 2519 02:01:03,214 --> 02:01:05,133 Oh, fuck. 2520 02:01:11,890 --> 02:01:14,893 -What is this? -[Ezra continues groaning] 2521 02:01:16,561 --> 02:01:17,854 Oh, you motherfucker... 2522 02:01:22,692 --> 02:01:24,444 [barking continues] 2523 02:01:24,527 --> 02:01:26,529 [breathing heavily] 2524 02:01:33,828 --> 02:01:36,873 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 2525 02:01:36,956 --> 02:01:39,751 -[whimpering] -[Reuben groaning] 2526 02:01:44,756 --> 02:01:47,509 Get off me! Where do you think you're going? 2527 02:01:47,592 --> 02:01:48,760 It's okay. 2528 02:01:50,595 --> 02:01:51,554 Okay. 2529 02:01:51,638 --> 02:01:53,306 [engine starts] 2530 02:01:53,389 --> 02:01:55,517 -You got it? You got it? -Yeah. I got it, I got it. 2531 02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:56,893 You got the money? 2532 02:01:56,976 --> 02:01:58,978 -Is there a lot of money? -There's a lot. 2533 02:01:59,062 --> 02:02:01,272 -You can go now. -1 know. You did amazing. 2534 02:02:01,356 --> 02:02:03,691 -You can go on your trip now. -1 knew you could do this. So good. 2535 02:02:03,775 --> 02:02:05,026 You did such a good job. 2536 02:02:05,109 --> 02:02:07,111 [Rachel] I love you. 2537 02:02:07,821 --> 02:02:10,824 -Honey, when is your due date? -Why? Is the baby okay? 2538 02:02:10,907 --> 02:02:12,742 The baby is fine. I just need you to calm down. 2539 02:02:12,826 --> 02:02:14,661 -Are you the husband? -No. I'm her friend. 2540 02:02:14,744 --> 02:02:16,746 She's due in four weeks. The baby will be okay? 2541 02:02:16,830 --> 02:02:18,331 The baby is okay. It's time to say goodbye. 2542 02:02:18,414 --> 02:02:20,375 -l can't go? -Only family in the operating room. 2543 02:02:20,458 --> 02:02:22,043 No, no, no, no, no! 2544 02:02:22,126 --> 02:02:23,878 It's gonna be fine. Rachel, it's fine. It's fine. 2545 02:02:23,962 --> 02:02:26,005 No, no, no! Marty, no. 2546 02:02:26,089 --> 02:02:27,215 He'll be right outside. 2547 02:02:27,298 --> 02:02:28,633 Marty, no! 2548 02:02:28,716 --> 02:02:30,802 Rachel, I can't go. They're telling me I can't go. 2549 02:02:30,885 --> 02:02:32,387 -1 don't want you to-- -[nurse] Please calm down. 2550 02:02:32,470 --> 02:02:33,888 -Don't go, please! -Please calm down. 2551 02:02:33,972 --> 02:02:36,516 Please don't go! Marty! 2552 02:02:38,393 --> 02:02:40,144 [Rachel] No! 2553 02:02:48,069 --> 02:02:49,904 Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan, Mr. Rockwell. 2554 02:02:49,988 --> 02:02:51,447 -Thank you. -Thank you. 2555 02:03:02,542 --> 02:03:05,086 [chattering] 2556 02:03:41,039 --> 02:03:44,083 [big band jazz playing] 2557 02:03:54,886 --> 02:03:58,514 -[audience chattering, chanting] -[player, announcer speaking Japanese] 2558 02:04:13,780 --> 02:04:15,949 [audience groaning, cheering] 2559 02:04:19,577 --> 02:04:21,287 Mr. Mauser. Mr. Mauser. 2560 02:04:21,371 --> 02:04:24,999 Ah. Mr. Rockwell says the back of the line. 2561 02:04:25,708 --> 02:04:28,044 He doesn't want to begin yet. 2562 02:04:31,464 --> 02:04:33,883 [audience cheering, applauding] 2563 02:04:38,805 --> 02:04:41,808 [announcer continues speaking Japanese] 2564 02:04:53,945 --> 02:04:56,614 [speaking Japanese] 2565 02:05:02,787 --> 02:05:06,165 -Needs some practice. Needs a beer. -[all chattering] 2566 02:05:06,249 --> 02:05:08,710 [Marty] Mr. Sethi? Mr. Sethi. 2567 02:05:08,793 --> 02:05:10,628 Hey. It's me. It's Marty Mauser. 2568 02:05:10,712 --> 02:05:12,714 How you doing? I'm surprised to see you here, actually. 2569 02:05:12,797 --> 02:05:14,799 -Why's that? -l don't know. I-- 2570 02:05:14,882 --> 02:05:16,092 We do have a tournament to promote. 2571 02:05:16,175 --> 02:05:17,927 No, of course, of course. 2572 02:05:18,970 --> 02:05:19,971 Yeah. 2573 02:05:20,471 --> 02:05:23,182 I think I owe you an apology for the way I acted in London. 2574 02:05:23,266 --> 02:05:24,267 I was a jackass. 2575 02:05:24,350 --> 02:05:26,978 There is such a thing as a code of courtesy, Mr. Mauser. 2576 02:05:27,061 --> 02:05:28,146 No, I know. It's just-- 2577 02:05:28,688 --> 02:05:30,481 It's every man for himself where I come from. 2578 02:05:30,565 --> 02:05:31,649 That's just how I grew up. Okay? 2579 02:05:31,733 --> 02:05:33,609 And sometimes I feel like I don't even have control-- 2580 02:05:33,693 --> 02:05:35,361 I'm really not interested in your excuses. 2581 02:05:35,445 --> 02:05:36,904 No, no, I know. It's not an excuse. 2582 02:05:36,988 --> 02:05:39,449 Look, the point is I'm gonna proceed with a much better attitude. 2583 02:05:39,532 --> 02:05:41,743 And by the way, if you see me acting rude up there today, 2584 02:05:41,826 --> 02:05:44,620 that's a character. This is scripted. I'm gonna lose 21-14. 2585 02:05:44,704 --> 02:05:47,957 This isn't a real thing. The real me, the polite me, you'll see next week. 2586 02:05:48,041 --> 02:05:49,459 -Next week? -At the championship. 2587 02:05:49,542 --> 02:05:51,294 You're not playing in the championship. 2588 02:05:51,377 --> 02:05:53,296 -What? -You're not participating this year. 2589 02:05:53,379 --> 02:05:55,131 No, no, no. I think you're confused. 2590 02:05:55,214 --> 02:05:57,592 That's what I'm doing the event for, so I can pay off the rest of my fine. 2591 02:05:57,675 --> 02:05:59,093 Come talk to Mr. Rockwell right now. 2592 02:05:59,177 --> 02:06:01,262 The tournament is less than two weeks away. 2593 02:06:01,345 --> 02:06:03,765 -All the bracketing has been set. -No, but we'll redo the bracketing. 2594 02:06:03,848 --> 02:06:07,477 I'm not gonna tear up the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled American. 2595 02:06:07,560 --> 02:06:09,687 No, Mr. Sethi. Mr. Sethi. Look... 2596 02:06:09,771 --> 02:06:10,772 I'm here. 2597 02:06:10,855 --> 02:06:13,983 I don't think you know how difficult that was, for me to come here. 2598 02:06:14,067 --> 02:06:15,443 I'm in Japan right now. 2599 02:06:15,526 --> 02:06:17,904 You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid. 2600 02:06:18,654 --> 02:06:19,489 What? 2601 02:06:19,572 --> 02:06:21,908 You have wasted your time coming here. 2602 02:06:23,701 --> 02:06:25,787 -[murmuring, laughing] -Unbelievable. 2603 02:06:30,416 --> 02:06:33,419 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2604 02:06:33,503 --> 02:06:35,505 [audience cheering, applauding] 2605 02:06:43,179 --> 02:06:45,556 [speaking Japanese] 2606 02:06:55,149 --> 02:06:57,568 [exclaims] 2607 02:06:57,652 --> 02:07:00,321 [audience gasping, murmuring] 2608 02:07:01,948 --> 02:07:04,492 -[announcer continues in Japanese] -[Marty exclaims] 2609 02:07:04,575 --> 02:07:06,661 [chattering, cheering] 2610 02:07:11,332 --> 02:07:15,002 [in English] I've traveled many miles here to Japan 2611 02:07:15,086 --> 02:07:18,589 to challenge my great nemesis, Endo! 2612 02:07:18,673 --> 02:07:21,259 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2613 02:07:23,386 --> 02:07:26,013 -[Endo speaking Japanese] -What's he say? 2614 02:07:26,139 --> 02:07:27,932 [in English] He doesn't want to embarrass you anymore. 2615 02:07:28,015 --> 02:07:29,976 Embarrass me? I am beyond embarrassment. 2616 02:07:30,059 --> 02:07:33,938 Tell him he's a-- Your champion is a fraud and a chicken. 2617 02:07:34,021 --> 02:07:36,440 [imitates clucking] 2618 02:07:36,524 --> 02:07:38,025 [audience chattering, laughing] 2619 02:07:38,109 --> 02:07:39,360 He's chicken! 2620 02:07:41,154 --> 02:07:43,531 [announcer, in English] Mr. Endo agrees to the match. 2621 02:07:43,614 --> 02:07:44,657 Great. 2622 02:07:44,740 --> 02:07:47,577 [in English] On the condition that... 2623 02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:51,831 the loser has to kiss a pig in front of the entire audience. 2624 02:07:51,914 --> 02:07:54,292 -A pig? -Yes. 2625 02:07:55,251 --> 02:07:57,003 A pig? What? 2626 02:07:57,086 --> 02:08:00,006 He said if you are going to act like a pig, 2627 02:08:00,548 --> 02:08:02,717 he will happily mate you with one. 2628 02:08:04,594 --> 02:08:07,555 -What does that-- -[speaking Japanese] 2629 02:08:10,141 --> 02:08:12,351 [audience laughing, cheering] 2630 02:08:12,435 --> 02:08:14,437 -[upbeat music playing] -[children screaming] 2631 02:08:16,898 --> 02:08:18,274 [applause] 2632 02:08:18,774 --> 02:08:20,443 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2633 02:08:29,994 --> 02:08:31,495 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2634 02:08:31,579 --> 02:08:33,414 It's this cord in the fucking way. 2635 02:08:33,497 --> 02:08:36,375 -I'm stepping on the cord. Move the cord. -[announcer speaking Japanese] 2636 02:08:36,459 --> 02:08:38,753 Move the cord over there so I don't slip on it next time! 2637 02:08:38,836 --> 02:08:41,214 -[announcer] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -So I don't break my ankle! 2638 02:08:41,297 --> 02:08:42,715 [applause] 2639 02:08:44,425 --> 02:08:46,844 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2640 02:08:50,223 --> 02:08:53,351 [audience] Endo! Endo! 2641 02:08:53,434 --> 02:08:54,894 Endo! Endo! 2642 02:08:56,938 --> 02:08:58,606 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2643 02:09:23,297 --> 02:09:24,966 -You speak English? -[translator] Yeah. 2644 02:09:25,049 --> 02:09:26,217 What's he saying? 2645 02:09:26,300 --> 02:09:29,011 "We are welcoming a special guest." 2646 02:09:29,095 --> 02:09:31,097 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2647 02:09:32,056 --> 02:09:34,725 "Mr. Ram Sethi. Come on up." 2648 02:09:42,441 --> 02:09:43,401 Thank you. 2649 02:09:43,484 --> 02:09:48,823 And thank you, Mr. Rockwell, for hosting such an unforgettable event. 2650 02:09:49,365 --> 02:09:54,912 What we have just witnessed is a mere taste of what is to come next week 2651 02:09:54,996 --> 02:09:58,582 when the finest players in the world will be competing 2652 02:09:58,666 --> 02:10:02,628 against your hometown hero, Koto Endo-san. 2653 02:10:09,385 --> 02:10:13,389 No more words from me. Let's bring on Agu the pig 2654 02:10:13,472 --> 02:10:16,475 and see the American plant a kiss on him. 2655 02:10:17,226 --> 02:10:19,437 -[drumroll] -[announcer speaking Japanese] 2656 02:10:20,104 --> 02:10:22,606 "Now we bring the pig onto the stage." 2657 02:10:24,400 --> 02:10:25,818 [snorts] 2658 02:10:42,335 --> 02:10:45,755 Wait, wait, wait. 2659 02:10:46,464 --> 02:10:47,882 -Hey. Hey. -[drumroll stops] 2660 02:10:47,965 --> 02:10:49,675 I want to play him in a real game first before I kiss the pig. 2661 02:10:49,759 --> 02:10:51,010 I want to play him in a real game. 2662 02:10:51,552 --> 02:10:53,804 Tell him I want to play him in a game that's not a sham. 2663 02:10:55,348 --> 02:10:56,557 Tell him! 2664 02:10:57,516 --> 02:11:00,102 You, tell the audience that was a fake game. 2665 02:11:00,186 --> 02:11:02,730 Tell them it was a sham and I want to play a real game against him. 2666 02:11:02,813 --> 02:11:05,066 -[translator] I cannot do that for you. -[Marty] Why can't you do that? 2667 02:11:05,149 --> 02:11:08,361 That was a fake game. That was staged. 2668 02:11:08,444 --> 02:11:10,154 No part of that was real. 2669 02:11:10,237 --> 02:11:13,157 I was not playing to the best of my ability. 2670 02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:16,869 It was an enormous form of disrespect to everyone here. 2671 02:11:16,952 --> 02:11:19,288 Hey, listen, who wants a real game? 2672 02:11:19,372 --> 02:11:20,664 Show of hands. Come on. 2673 02:11:20,748 --> 02:11:22,291 Wait, this man. This man. 2674 02:11:23,417 --> 02:11:24,835 [speaking Japanese] 2675 02:11:24,919 --> 02:11:27,088 [in English] Marty, you're right. We want to see the real game! 2676 02:11:27,171 --> 02:11:28,172 Yes! 2677 02:11:29,507 --> 02:11:31,509 [chanting in Japanese] 2678 02:11:37,056 --> 02:11:39,600 Endo, you're gonna side with them? 2679 02:11:39,683 --> 02:11:41,310 Translate. Translate this. 2680 02:11:41,394 --> 02:11:43,020 He's gonna side with them, really? 2681 02:11:43,104 --> 02:11:47,191 An American company selling their product off of his back like he's a mascot? 2682 02:11:47,274 --> 02:11:48,275 You're not a mascot. 2683 02:11:48,359 --> 02:11:49,860 Brian, get him down. 2684 02:11:49,944 --> 02:11:52,530 [Marty] Let's give them a real game. They want a real game. 2685 02:11:52,613 --> 02:11:53,781 Okay, okay. 2686 02:11:53,864 --> 02:11:55,950 Thank you, thank you. We need to move it along. 2687 02:11:56,033 --> 02:11:57,827 I'm not gonna be at the championship next week 2688 02:11:57,910 --> 02:12:00,538 ‘cause of this asshole. I'm not gonna be at the championship. 2689 02:12:00,621 --> 02:12:03,082 Give me a chance. You humiliated me. 2690 02:12:03,624 --> 02:12:05,584 Please, please, Endo. Please. 2691 02:12:05,668 --> 02:12:07,336 -Please, for me. Yes? -Okay. 2692 02:12:07,420 --> 02:12:08,671 -Yes. Okay. -Good? He says yes? 2693 02:12:08,754 --> 02:12:09,839 He says yes. 2694 02:12:09,922 --> 02:12:11,590 Thank you, Endo. Thank you. 2695 02:12:13,050 --> 02:12:15,177 He said yes. Yes. 2696 02:12:16,303 --> 02:12:18,055 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2697 02:12:23,561 --> 02:12:25,354 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2698 02:12:29,316 --> 02:12:30,776 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2699 02:12:31,318 --> 02:12:32,403 [audience chanting] 2700 02:12:32,486 --> 02:12:34,280 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2701 02:12:34,363 --> 02:12:35,531 This little fuck. 2702 02:12:35,614 --> 02:12:36,615 Let's do this. 2703 02:12:37,950 --> 02:12:39,952 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2704 02:12:43,038 --> 02:12:46,041 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2705 02:12:49,795 --> 02:12:50,671 Fuck. 2706 02:12:52,923 --> 02:12:54,925 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2707 02:13:00,222 --> 02:13:01,724 Okay, Marty. All right. 2708 02:13:12,568 --> 02:13:14,069 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2709 02:13:14,153 --> 02:13:17,740 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2710 02:13:19,575 --> 02:13:21,076 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2711 02:13:22,453 --> 02:13:25,915 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2712 02:13:39,345 --> 02:13:42,598 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2713 02:13:48,604 --> 02:13:49,605 Yeah! 2714 02:13:50,689 --> 02:13:52,733 [American Gl] Yeah, Marty! Go boy! 2715 02:13:54,902 --> 02:13:57,029 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2716 02:13:57,112 --> 02:13:58,739 [audience chanting] 2717 02:14:07,998 --> 02:14:09,833 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2718 02:14:27,518 --> 02:14:28,519 [grunts] 2719 02:14:28,602 --> 02:14:31,105 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2720 02:14:38,779 --> 02:14:40,406 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2721 02:14:47,705 --> 02:14:50,291 [Rockwell speaking Japanese] 2722 02:14:51,959 --> 02:14:53,836 You can save your breath. I know I'm not getting paid. 2723 02:14:53,919 --> 02:14:56,130 Win or lose, you get nothing. I wonder how you're gonna get home. 2724 02:14:56,213 --> 02:14:58,132 -You're not getting on my plane. -It doesn't matter, okay? 2725 02:14:58,215 --> 02:15:00,759 Unless you're planning on shutting down the event, we got nothing to discuss. 2726 02:15:00,843 --> 02:15:02,720 -You think it's that simple? -Yeah, I do. 2727 02:15:03,429 --> 02:15:05,180 Let me explain to you. 2728 02:15:05,806 --> 02:15:11,020 I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. 2729 02:15:11,604 --> 02:15:13,647 I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. 2730 02:15:13,731 --> 02:15:16,442 Some of them crossed me, some weren't straight. They weren't honest. 2731 02:15:16,525 --> 02:15:18,652 And those are the ones that are still here. 2732 02:15:18,736 --> 02:15:21,572 You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. 2733 02:15:21,655 --> 02:15:24,408 And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy. 2734 02:15:24,491 --> 02:15:25,492 [scoffs] 2735 02:15:26,577 --> 02:15:27,786 Okay, Mr. Rockwell. 2736 02:15:30,956 --> 02:15:32,499 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2737 02:15:38,255 --> 02:15:40,424 Endo! Endo! 2738 02:15:40,507 --> 02:15:43,802 Endo! Endo! 2739 02:15:43,886 --> 02:15:47,431 Endo! Endo! Endo! 2740 02:15:50,059 --> 02:15:51,560 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2741 02:15:55,481 --> 02:15:57,733 [audience chanting] 2742 02:16:00,778 --> 02:16:03,155 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2743 02:16:16,001 --> 02:16:17,586 There we go! 2744 02:16:56,417 --> 02:16:58,419 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2745 02:17:05,968 --> 02:17:08,345 You gotta fucking kidding me. 2746 02:17:27,740 --> 02:17:28,866 [Brian] Match point. 2747 02:17:48,802 --> 02:17:50,471 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2748 02:18:34,139 --> 02:18:36,809 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2749 02:19:09,049 --> 02:19:11,760 -Don't let him getcha, Marty! -Yeah, Marty! Go boy! 2750 02:19:11,844 --> 02:19:13,679 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2751 02:19:52,092 --> 02:19:53,176 Okay. 2752 02:19:53,260 --> 02:19:55,470 Thank you. Good game. Good game. 2753 02:19:55,554 --> 02:19:56,722 You're a great player. 2754 02:19:58,265 --> 02:20:00,601 Good luck at the championship, okay? I hope you win. 2755 02:20:00,684 --> 02:20:02,686 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2756 02:20:38,722 --> 02:20:40,349 [line ringing] 2757 02:20:48,231 --> 02:20:50,150 [receptionist] Bellevue Hospital. May I help you? 2758 02:20:50,233 --> 02:20:51,234 [Marty] Hi, yes. 2759 02:20:51,318 --> 02:20:53,487 I was hoping to be connected with Rachel Mizler, please? 2760 02:20:53,570 --> 02:20:55,238 [receptionist] Do you know what floor she's on? 2761 02:20:55,322 --> 02:20:57,282 [Marty] Well, she would have gotten out of surgery. 2762 02:20:57,366 --> 02:20:59,326 So wherever you keep people like that. 2763 02:20:59,409 --> 02:21:00,702 [receptionist] Okay. 2764 02:21:01,495 --> 02:21:05,248 So it looks like she was moved to the maternity ward last night. 2765 02:21:05,332 --> 02:21:07,125 -[Marty] The maternity ward? -[receptionist] Yes. 2766 02:21:07,209 --> 02:21:09,878 -What do you mean, "the maternity ward"? -I'm sorry, I don't know the details. 2767 02:21:09,962 --> 02:21:12,172 [Marty] Is she okay? Did she have the baby? She's not due for four weeks. 2768 02:21:12,255 --> 02:21:15,175 [receptionist] This is all the information that I have, that she was rushed-- 2769 02:21:15,258 --> 02:21:17,344 [Marty] "Rushed"? What are you saying, "rushed"? First you said, "moved,” 2770 02:21:17,427 --> 02:21:19,429 -now you're saying, "rushed"? -Sir, can you please calm down? 2771 02:21:19,513 --> 02:21:22,140 [Marty] Just put me through to the maternity ward, please. 2772 02:21:22,224 --> 02:21:24,142 -Daddy! -Hey! 2773 02:21:42,869 --> 02:21:44,538 Excuse me. Maternity ward's here? 2774 02:21:44,621 --> 02:21:46,123 -Yes, down the hall. -Thank you. 2775 02:21:46,206 --> 02:21:48,291 -Sir, you need to sign in. -No, no. I'm the father. 2776 02:21:54,589 --> 02:21:55,424 Hi. 2777 02:22:17,279 --> 02:22:19,281 [chattering] 2778 02:22:37,507 --> 02:22:40,177 It's okay, sleep. I'm here. I'm here. It's okay. 2779 02:22:42,054 --> 02:22:44,598 I'm right here. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. 2780 02:22:44,681 --> 02:22:45,849 Go back to sleep. 2781 02:22:46,475 --> 02:22:47,726 I love you. 2782 02:23:16,838 --> 02:23:19,007 [babies crying] 2783 02:23:43,657 --> 02:23:45,033 Five, please, Mizler. 2784 02:23:51,039 --> 02:23:52,749 [nurse] You said four, right? 2785 02:24:01,716 --> 02:24:03,218 [nurse] Do you want me to pick him up? 2786 02:24:22,154 --> 02:24:23,697 Say hi to Daddy. 2787 02:24:23,780 --> 02:24:28,243 ["Everybody Wants to Rule the World" playing] 2788 02:24:29,619 --> 02:24:31,997 Yeah, there he is. Say hi. 2789 02:24:42,424 --> 02:24:44,634 Yes. Yeah. 2790 02:24:44,718 --> 02:24:46,469 [song continues]