1 00:00:49,526 --> 00:00:54,942 THE SUCKER 2 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,442 Please give me a hand. 3 00:02:19,525 --> 00:02:22,817 Wait. Give me that. 4 00:02:23,234 --> 00:02:26,859 Are you going to Carcassonne again this summer? 5 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:31,900 No, I'm going on a holiday to Italy. 6 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,525 The weather will be nicer there. It's been terrible here. 7 00:02:36,192 --> 00:02:38,234 Have a good trip, Monsieur Antoine. 8 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,442 I'll come back all tanned. 9 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:12,442 This is a disaster. 10 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:17,150 What's wrong? 11 00:03:17,234 --> 00:03:19,900 What's wrong? You can see what's wrong. 12 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,192 What am I going to do now? 13 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:25,484 By all means, just walk all over it. 14 00:03:27,234 --> 00:03:29,400 It's not serious. 15 00:03:29,484 --> 00:03:31,567 What do you mean, it's not serious? 16 00:03:31,234 --> 00:03:33,317 What am I going to do now? 17 00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:35,025 Just walk. 18 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,067 But I was going on a holiday to Italy. 19 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:40,692 Go by plane. that's faster. - But I'm not in a hurry. 20 00:03:40,984 --> 00:03:43,692 Well, I am in a hurry. 21 00:03:44,609 --> 00:03:48,025 Here's my business card. My insurance agent will contact you. 22 00:03:51,109 --> 00:03:57,192 You've got some guts! With your big car. 23 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:02,400 Leopold Saroyan, Director. 24 00:04:02,984 --> 00:04:05,275 I don't care! 25 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:19,734 No to London, yes to New York and Stockholm I don't know. 26 00:04:22,025 --> 00:04:22,817 Yes. 27 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,900 Monsieur Mar�chal is here. 28 00:04:24,984 --> 00:04:28,192 Send him in. 29 00:04:32,817 --> 00:04:35,025 My poor friend. 30 00:04:37,609 --> 00:04:40,400 I'm so sorry about what happened yesterday. - So am I. 31 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,109 Have a seat. 32 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:47,567 I couldn't sleep all night because of you. 33 00:04:47,692 --> 00:04:49,234 Well, I'm sorry. 34 00:04:49,775 --> 00:04:51,317 The shock. 35 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,567 What can I say. 36 00:04:52,775 --> 00:04:55,275 If your holiday's ruined, so is mine. 37 00:04:55,942 --> 00:04:59,442 Tell me, do you still plan to go to Italy? 38 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:05,858 I'm not sure if you know, but my car had a small accident yesterday. 39 00:05:06,817 --> 00:05:10,567 That's exactly why I called you this morning. 40 00:05:13,692 --> 00:05:16,483 I liked you from the start. 41 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:21,483 I had a little idea that will solve everything. 42 00:05:22,775 --> 00:05:24,525 What? 43 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,983 Cigar? 44 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:31,567 Havanna. 45 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,400 A little Scotch? 46 00:05:35,608 --> 00:05:37,108 If you insist. 47 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:41,025 Press the green button. And look there. 48 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,775 Look! 49 00:05:47,108 --> 00:05:50,983 And that's not all. Look. Click! 50 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:54,900 A bar. 51 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:01,900 Mr du Schmurtz from Miami is visiting Europe in his Cadillac. 52 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,650 He's going to the Parthenon, the Berlin wall, the Folies-Berg�re etc. 53 00:06:07,525 --> 00:06:09,275 The whole civilisation. 54 00:06:11,483 --> 00:06:13,192 What's that? - It's nothing. 55 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:14,692 What? 56 00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:18,608 Here, it's yours. - Thanks. 57 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,858 He receives a telegram... 58 00:06:22,192 --> 00:06:24,317 No, listen to me. 59 00:06:24,483 --> 00:06:26,233 He receives a telegram... 60 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:27,942 Ah, yes. - Cheers! 61 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:34,483 He has to fly back to the USA. Father ill, mother ill. 62 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,942 That's always sad. 63 00:06:38,817 --> 00:06:40,983 So the Cadillac has been abandoned. 64 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,150 Poor thing. 65 00:06:43,317 --> 00:06:45,775 It will arrive in Naples on Monday. 66 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,692 Naples! 67 00:06:47,733 --> 00:06:50,900 Mr. du Schmurtz asked me to take it from Naples to Bordeaux. 68 00:06:50,983 --> 00:06:54,358 To put it on a boat to the USA. 69 00:06:54,442 --> 00:06:56,650 From Naples to Bordeaux... 70 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:59,233 That's a nice trip. 71 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:02,275 And you are going to make that nice trip. 72 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:04,858 Me? 73 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,067 I'm here. Turn around. 74 00:07:07,483 --> 00:07:09,650 Today's August 14. 75 00:07:10,108 --> 00:07:14,025 The car has to be in Bordeaux on August 27. 76 00:07:15,817 --> 00:07:17,067 13 days! 77 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,775 Yes. 78 00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:21,817 Italy seen from a Cadillac must be quite something. 79 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,567 Are you happy? 80 00:07:23,983 --> 00:07:25,733 Can I have a bit more Scotch? 81 00:07:26,025 --> 00:07:27,275 The bottle's over there. 82 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,400 Mr. Director. 83 00:07:33,108 --> 00:07:35,692 This is your ticket. Paris-Naples by Caravelle. 84 00:07:36,817 --> 00:07:39,650 And 500.000 liras for your travel expenses. 85 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:42,692 That's too much. 86 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,733 I'm not as greedy as a Cadillac! 87 00:07:46,317 --> 00:07:48,858 I'm inviting you to breakfast with a couple of friends. 88 00:07:51,358 --> 00:07:56,567 I've done quite well in my line of work. 89 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:04,025 I make baby clothes. I'm all about baby clothes. 90 00:08:04,858 --> 00:08:07,358 Can I ask them something? 91 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:12,233 Can you recommend books that could introduce Italy to him? 92 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:15,692 "Walks in Rome" by Stendhal, a great guide. 93 00:08:16,025 --> 00:08:18,525 I already bought the Michelin Guide. 94 00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:21,192 Although I think... 95 00:08:21,233 --> 00:08:24,608 We have to leave now. Caravelles are good at many things... 96 00:08:24,817 --> 00:08:26,983 ...but not at waiting. 97 00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:29,608 I'm very honoured. 98 00:08:29,816 --> 00:08:31,441 The door's over there. 99 00:08:32,566 --> 00:08:35,900 Not that one. This one. 100 00:08:37,733 --> 00:08:42,150 And... - Yes. 101 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:47,400 Michelin and baby clothes. What an idiot. 102 00:08:48,608 --> 00:08:51,691 Leave that alone. That will do. 103 00:08:54,858 --> 00:08:56,441 Thank you. 104 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:00,775 And, what do you think of him? 105 00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:02,566 Are we supposed to congratulate you? 106 00:09:02,691 --> 00:09:05,941 How dare you trust him with our money? 107 00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:09,066 It took us half a year to prepare this... 108 00:09:09,108 --> 00:09:11,691 ...and at the very end you decide this all on your own! 109 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:12,400 I beg your pardon? 110 00:09:12,525 --> 00:09:14,983 And why do you do it all in one hit? 111 00:09:15,316 --> 00:09:18,400 100 kilos of heroin and 300 kilos of gold! And the jewellery of the Baalbeck heist! 112 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:21,525 You're taking a big risk with our money. 113 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:23,483 I'm very worried... 114 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:27,400 ...for you. -What will the Americans say? 115 00:09:27,816 --> 00:09:29,566 I'm taking the responsibility. 116 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:35,150 Listen to me. We need an idiot for this job. 117 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:38,108 One who doesn't suspect anything. - It's still a big risk. 118 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,858 All my money's in that car. I can't afford to lose it. 119 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,025 Nor can you! 120 00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:46,525 The deal of our lives depends on that imbecile. Anything can happen in 1800 kilometres. 121 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:49,316 But he's honest! 122 00:09:49,358 --> 00:09:52,025 You can see it in his face. And that's the best passport there is. 123 00:09:52,483 --> 00:09:56,858 For a customs officer, the person's the suspect, not the car. 124 00:09:57,358 --> 00:10:01,941 Single, travelling sales man, no criminal record. 125 00:10:02,108 --> 00:10:05,608 Yes, I'm putting the French group at risk. 126 00:10:05,691 --> 00:10:14,316 That's why I took a decision: I will personally follow the Cadillac all the way. 127 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,066 Let's recap. 128 00:10:17,566 --> 00:10:18,858 Here. 129 00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:21,025 Give me a pencil. 130 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:29,941 This is the Cadillac. With the bumpers... 131 00:10:31,025 --> 00:10:32,566 That's simplified. 132 00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:36,025 That's it! 133 00:10:36,525 --> 00:10:38,191 Heroin. 134 00:10:38,816 --> 00:10:40,358 Where is it? 135 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:43,775 In the rear mudguards. 136 00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:45,608 And the gold? 137 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:51,441 In the front and back bumpers. Covered with chrome, of course. 138 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,316 The diamonds, emeralds and rubies in the battery. 139 00:10:57,775 --> 00:11:00,358 Custom made double bakelite front. 140 00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:02,525 And this brilliant plan, gentlemen, is signed by: 141 00:11:03,858 --> 00:11:06,441 Sa - ro - yan! 142 00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:12,983 Will the You-Koun-Koun also be in the battery? 143 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,275 No, sir. 144 00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:18,191 The biggest diamond in the world will be... there! 145 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,900 Before a big battle, Caesar said: 146 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,566 "I'd burn my coat, if it knew of my plan." 147 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:29,900 Let's follow Caesar's example. 148 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,733 Be careful that you don't end the same way he did. 149 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:51,149 "No, the biggest diamond in the world will be there!" 150 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:02,066 Hello. 151 00:13:02,441 --> 00:13:04,108 Have you got the t-t-t-tape? 152 00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:06,566 Even better. Here's the sound... 153 00:13:06,774 --> 00:13:08,524 ...and here's the picture. 154 00:13:09,274 --> 00:13:11,149 Well, unfold it. 155 00:13:15,774 --> 00:13:17,899 A drawing. 156 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:18,941 Signed Sa...Sa... 157 00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:20,691 Saroyan. 158 00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:22,858 Fantastic, Mario! 159 00:13:22,941 --> 00:13:24,483 When will I get my 10%? 160 00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:26,983 When we've got the Cadillac. 161 00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:29,524 Until then nothing's certain. 162 00:13:29,649 --> 00:13:33,524 Have you seen the fool who'll drive it? 163 00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:37,191 Does he know? - Not a thing. 164 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,816 Poor guy. I hope we won't have to k-k-k... 165 00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:41,566 Kick him? 166 00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:45,441 No, kill him. 167 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,774 When you go hunting, you shoot pheasants as well as pigeons. 168 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:17,608 Pronto, pronto? 169 00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:18,899 It's working! 170 00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:20,233 Yes? Pronto? 171 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:23,274 Operator speaking. What's the number? 172 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,566 Mercadet 1819. 173 00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:31,482 No, of your car. - Ah, one second. 174 00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:35,149 Florida 8-22139 175 00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:36,649 Ok, you've been registered. 176 00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:37,774 Alright. 177 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:41,232 So if I get a call, you'll let me know? 178 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,857 Yes, we will. 179 00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:45,149 Very good. 180 00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:54,274 Permesso... 181 00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,024 Me... "avanti!" 182 00:16:41,857 --> 00:16:44,024 What a car. It's almost impossible to drive. 183 00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:55,316 What's with that horn? 184 00:16:55,357 --> 00:16:57,941 What's he doing? 185 00:17:07,441 --> 00:17:08,357 Thanks. 186 00:17:08,774 --> 00:17:11,399 Customs inspection. Do you have anything to declare? 187 00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:15,566 No, my suitcases are in the hotel. 188 00:17:15,732 --> 00:17:17,691 Can I see your papers? 189 00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:21,399 These? - Yes. 190 00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:32,024 That's alright. Thank you. 191 00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:43,482 Duck! 192 00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:53,441 Keep some distance. Too close and he'll see us. Too far and we won't see him anymore. 193 00:18:32,941 --> 00:18:35,816 How am I going to find it? 194 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:38,107 What a crowd. 195 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,982 Monsieur...? 196 00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,357 Monsieur... 197 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,107 Signor... 198 00:19:03,232 --> 00:19:05,190 Hello. Quite a car. 199 00:19:05,649 --> 00:19:07,565 Do you speak French? 200 00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:09,565 No. Napoletano. 201 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,399 How unpractical. Look here. 202 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,315 Bumper. Dented at the backi and damaged at the fronti. 203 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,607 You repair quicko. 204 00:19:20,649 --> 00:19:28,690 Because me in Napoli since two days, so... 205 00:19:28,774 --> 00:19:29,857 I can't do it. 206 00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:31,774 It's not my automobilo. 207 00:19:33,982 --> 00:19:36,982 It's difficult. It's completely destroyed. 208 00:19:37,982 --> 00:19:41,149 It's a lot of work. I can't do it in two days. 209 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,440 Not possible? 210 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:50,065 Maybe 20.000 liras can make a differenzio? 211 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,690 The car will be ready tomorrow morning at 9. 212 00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:57,482 No, no, tomorrow morningi. 213 00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:01,524 No, tomorrow morningo. Anyway, you know what I mean. 214 00:20:45,107 --> 00:20:48,649 It's gold, signor Tagliella. 215 00:20:48,857 --> 00:20:52,024 Gold? Gold! Thank you! 216 00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:27,136 Thank you, Madonna. 217 00:21:36,636 --> 00:21:40,636 Let's have a look at this bumper... 218 00:22:07,261 --> 00:22:09,303 There he is. 219 00:22:15,844 --> 00:22:18,469 A cab? Where's the car? 220 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,303 He must have left it in the garage. 221 00:22:31,427 --> 00:22:33,177 Wonderful! 222 00:22:33,261 --> 00:22:35,344 You'd think it was brand new. 223 00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:38,011 No, no, it's not new. 224 00:22:38,427 --> 00:22:40,261 No, of course not. 225 00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:43,469 Here's 20.000 liras. 226 00:22:43,677 --> 00:22:46,052 No, that's too much. 5.000 is enough. 227 00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:48,219 No, I promised. 228 00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:49,677 It was an easy job. 229 00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:53,344 15.000 then. - I like the French. 230 00:22:53,636 --> 00:22:56,094 Here's 10.000. That's really cheap. 231 00:22:56,302 --> 00:22:59,136 If you insist. Thank you. 232 00:23:04,677 --> 00:23:08,052 Alright. That's a job well done. 233 00:23:10,136 --> 00:23:12,844 Do you have the keys? 234 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:15,011 Thanks. 235 00:23:15,469 --> 00:23:18,052 The Napolese have a bad reputation. 236 00:23:18,261 --> 00:23:21,552 But I'll tell everybody how honest you are. 237 00:23:21,719 --> 00:23:23,552 Yes, aren't we? 238 00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:25,761 Goodbye! - Arrivederci! 239 00:23:26,427 --> 00:23:29,844 Buon viaggio! Have a safe journey! 240 00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:44,719 No, no, no! - I'll soon catch up with him! 241 00:24:45,469 --> 00:24:48,427 You keep saying that, but I don't see him. 242 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:03,927 Yes? Pronto? 243 00:25:04,094 --> 00:25:07,844 The operator in Rome. This is a test. Can you hear me? 244 00:25:08,302 --> 00:25:09,344 Yes, very clearly. 245 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:14,552 Can I make a call to Paris? 246 00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:16,719 Which number? 247 00:25:17,302 --> 00:25:19,594 Solf�rino 1212. 248 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,052 Preliminary call? - Yes. 249 00:25:23,386 --> 00:25:24,594 Which name? 250 00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:26,511 Monsieur Saroyan. 251 00:25:26,552 --> 00:25:29,386 Sa-ro-yan. 252 00:25:38,927 --> 00:25:40,427 That's enough! 253 00:25:40,719 --> 00:25:42,511 It's not me. It's the engine. 254 00:25:42,552 --> 00:25:44,719 Which engine? - Ours. 255 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,011 We're running out. 256 00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:51,511 Out of what? 257 00:25:51,594 --> 00:25:53,719 Out of petrol. - What? 258 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,510 I forgot to fill up in Naples. 259 00:25:56,594 --> 00:25:59,552 You've got to be kidding! Idiot! 260 00:26:06,052 --> 00:26:08,219 We're close to a petrol station. 261 00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:12,010 We have to catch up with him. Go! 262 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,302 Faster! 263 00:26:20,385 --> 00:26:22,344 I'll have to help. 264 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:37,469 Young man! Hurry! Fill her up! 265 00:26:37,594 --> 00:26:39,469 Presto! Presto! 266 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:45,427 Chief! Look! 267 00:26:45,594 --> 00:26:46,469 Look. 268 00:26:46,552 --> 00:26:48,594 What is it? 269 00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:57,135 Excuse me, chief. 270 00:27:11,219 --> 00:27:13,802 Fill her up, please. 271 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,885 Yes, yes, I'm coming. 272 00:27:27,969 --> 00:27:29,052 Pronto! Yes? 273 00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:34,594 Yes, I asked for Paris. - Monsieur Saroyan, yes. 274 00:27:34,677 --> 00:27:36,885 One moment please. 275 00:27:37,969 --> 00:27:38,427 Hello? 276 00:27:38,469 --> 00:27:41,177 Phone call for Monsieur Saroyan. 277 00:27:41,219 --> 00:27:44,052 If it's from Italy, put it through to the radio phone. 278 00:27:44,427 --> 00:27:48,469 Yes. Jaguar. 411763 Milan. 279 00:27:52,844 --> 00:27:54,969 Hello? Saroyan speaking. 280 00:27:55,802 --> 00:27:56,469 Hello! 281 00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:57,677 Mar�chal here. 282 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,010 What? 283 00:28:00,052 --> 00:28:04,885 I can't hear you very well. 284 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:07,719 Cover me! 285 00:28:08,719 --> 00:28:10,719 What's the weather like in Paris? 286 00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:13,802 Overcast, but warm. 287 00:28:14,219 --> 00:28:16,385 Funny! Now I hear you very well. 288 00:28:17,302 --> 00:28:19,677 As if we were really close to each other. 289 00:28:20,552 --> 00:28:22,635 Here it's warm as well. 290 00:28:22,719 --> 00:28:26,177 If you hadn't been so busy, we could have made the trip together. 291 00:28:28,594 --> 00:28:31,135 I wanted to thank you again. 292 00:28:31,219 --> 00:28:32,635 It's nothing. Don't mention it. 293 00:28:33,719 --> 00:28:37,260 People like me don't often get a chance like this. 294 00:28:37,469 --> 00:28:41,052 Have you had any repairs done to the car? 295 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:44,260 No... no... not at all. 296 00:28:44,844 --> 00:28:47,135 I've never had any car trouble. 297 00:28:47,677 --> 00:28:50,302 Except the day I met you. 298 00:28:50,427 --> 00:28:51,177 Do you remember? 299 00:28:52,677 --> 00:28:54,594 Do I remember? Idiot! 300 00:28:54,844 --> 00:28:56,552 Hello? 301 00:28:57,885 --> 00:29:00,010 We were cut off. 302 00:29:02,469 --> 00:29:04,760 How much do I owe you? 303 00:29:06,594 --> 00:29:09,385 Keep the change. 304 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,427 He's going away. 305 00:29:23,802 --> 00:29:25,927 I'm suffocating. 306 00:29:26,343 --> 00:29:28,760 There's no way to find out what he had fixed In Naples. 307 00:29:28,885 --> 00:29:31,552 Hurry up! Let's go! 308 00:29:31,593 --> 00:29:32,802 Avanti! 309 00:30:59,593 --> 00:31:00,718 Hello? 310 00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:05,843 Hello? The barber's shop, please. 311 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:15,770 Pronto! Sprechen Sie Deutch? Speak English? Parlez fran�ais? 312 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,437 What do you need, sir? A haircut? 313 00:31:19,687 --> 00:31:21,437 I have nothing to cut! 314 00:31:21,853 --> 00:31:24,853 Scalp massage with Chanel? Molyneux? 315 00:31:25,770 --> 00:31:27,728 No... 316 00:31:27,895 --> 00:31:29,478 ...just the bearda. 317 00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:31,228 The bearda... 318 00:31:31,562 --> 00:31:35,020 At least a manicure? 319 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:36,770 Well... why not? 320 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,270 Yes! Room 432. 321 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:41,603 Okay. 322 00:31:41,853 --> 00:31:43,603 Stingy salesman. 323 00:32:12,187 --> 00:32:17,187 Loulou, put the Austin in the garage. 324 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:30,853 I'm going crazy! - You're a fool. 325 00:32:31,395 --> 00:32:34,228 You're making me jealous! - Marry me then. 326 00:32:34,437 --> 00:32:37,478 You're making me jealous! - I've had enough of Sicilians! 327 00:32:37,895 --> 00:32:41,312 I'll take the first one who wants to marry me! 328 00:32:46,353 --> 00:32:47,270 Come in! 329 00:32:48,978 --> 00:32:49,895 Mickey! 330 00:32:51,228 --> 00:32:52,853 He has company in there. 331 00:32:54,395 --> 00:32:56,520 Let's swap places. 332 00:33:10,061 --> 00:33:12,645 Do you need all these weapons against me? 333 00:33:12,853 --> 00:33:13,936 Yes, sir. 334 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:16,978 That's the price you pay for looking good. 335 00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:20,311 My looks are in your hands. 336 00:33:20,478 --> 00:33:22,645 She'll have a lot of work to do. 337 00:33:25,228 --> 00:33:27,728 Excuse me. 338 00:33:28,728 --> 00:33:30,353 Piano! 339 00:33:31,061 --> 00:33:32,061 Excuse me. 340 00:33:35,686 --> 00:33:37,395 Is that an engagement ring? 341 00:33:37,603 --> 00:33:38,728 Yes. 342 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:41,311 That's one lucky man. 343 00:33:43,686 --> 00:33:45,186 Pianissimo! Please. 344 00:33:45,686 --> 00:33:49,561 He doesn't think he's lucky. He's in no hurry to get married. 345 00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,853 He's thinking about it. 346 00:33:53,936 --> 00:33:56,103 He must be an intellectual. 347 00:33:56,311 --> 00:33:58,936 No, not at all. 348 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,186 Give me your right hand, please. 349 00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:03,728 Thank you. 350 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:05,228 What's your fianc� like? 351 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,978 Sicilian. 352 00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:09,145 He must be very jealous. 353 00:34:09,145 --> 00:34:11,353 Yes, very! 354 00:34:11,478 --> 00:34:13,895 He'd prefer to lock me up. 355 00:34:14,103 --> 00:34:14,936 Why is that? 356 00:34:15,103 --> 00:34:18,311 He says it's the only way to have a faithful wife. 357 00:34:18,353 --> 00:34:21,520 If he's jealous, he must love you. 358 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:27,145 But in the end, jealous men end up... What's the word? 359 00:34:27,311 --> 00:34:28,645 Cuckold? 360 00:34:28,728 --> 00:34:30,686 Exactly! Cuckold! 361 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,103 Scusi... 362 00:34:32,561 --> 00:34:34,270 Are you out of your mind? 363 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:37,311 I apologise. 364 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:40,728 But it wasn't my fault. 365 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,186 That's burning hot! 366 00:34:45,395 --> 00:34:46,770 A facial massage against wrinkles. 367 00:34:46,978 --> 00:34:48,853 No, please. 368 00:34:50,853 --> 00:34:52,561 Please leave. 369 00:34:53,436 --> 00:34:54,978 Basta! 370 00:34:57,311 --> 00:34:59,145 A bit of powder? 371 00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:01,686 No, absolutely not. Goodbye! 372 00:35:01,895 --> 00:35:05,103 Is that all? - Goodbye! 373 00:35:19,228 --> 00:35:20,895 There. 374 00:35:22,645 --> 00:35:24,270 That's good. 375 00:35:26,103 --> 00:35:27,686 Can't we start all over again? 376 00:35:27,770 --> 00:35:28,770 Not right away. 377 00:35:28,853 --> 00:35:29,853 That's a shame. 378 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,811 I don't recognise my hands. 379 00:35:32,561 --> 00:35:34,270 Excuse me... 380 00:35:34,353 --> 00:35:37,311 I... you... 381 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,936 Shhh! - You're about to say something silly. 382 00:35:40,311 --> 00:35:41,645 Do you think? 383 00:35:42,561 --> 00:35:43,853 But still... Tell me... 384 00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:47,686 Are you very much in love with your fianc�? 385 00:35:48,186 --> 00:35:50,395 The French are indiscrete. 386 00:35:50,436 --> 00:35:52,645 Not as indiscrete as the Roman sun. 387 00:35:56,436 --> 00:36:00,353 He's got her where he wants her. I'm flabbergasted! 388 00:36:00,728 --> 00:36:05,186 Chief! Why don't you go and check the cargo of the Cadillac? 389 00:36:05,478 --> 00:36:08,103 Excellent idea. While he's... 390 00:36:08,186 --> 00:36:10,020 I'm going downstairs. Wait here for me. 391 00:36:36,853 --> 00:36:37,728 Miss... 392 00:36:38,228 --> 00:36:40,311 Gina. 393 00:36:40,936 --> 00:36:44,311 Do you know a good restaurant? 394 00:36:44,394 --> 00:36:44,978 Yes. 395 00:36:45,061 --> 00:36:48,061 Pasetto. Or else Taverna Flavia. 396 00:36:48,561 --> 00:36:51,936 Or Casina Valadier, if you like music. 397 00:36:53,353 --> 00:36:55,519 Do you go there often? 398 00:36:56,103 --> 00:36:58,353 Now and then. 399 00:36:58,936 --> 00:37:03,978 It would be funny if you were at one table and I at another. 400 00:37:04,019 --> 00:37:06,019 I'd ask you to come to my table. 401 00:37:06,269 --> 00:37:08,103 If you were on your own of course. 402 00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:11,394 I wouldn't go there on my own. 403 00:37:12,478 --> 00:37:16,269 That's why I'm asking you to go there with me. 404 00:37:16,394 --> 00:37:18,561 The thing is that I'm not available. 405 00:37:19,769 --> 00:37:21,686 At least not before 6 o'clock tonight. 406 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,478 Where's the garage? 407 00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:30,728 To the left. 408 00:37:37,561 --> 00:37:39,853 Excuse me, the garage please. 409 00:37:39,936 --> 00:37:42,436 Down the stairs. The little door. 410 00:38:50,103 --> 00:38:51,728 Where are the keys? 411 00:38:52,603 --> 00:38:54,561 But I left them in the car. 412 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,353 Now what? 413 00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:01,978 Get lost. 414 00:39:08,894 --> 00:39:11,936 How is that possible? 415 00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:15,061 Get lost! 416 00:39:17,561 --> 00:39:20,561 Anybody there? - No, nobody. 417 00:39:20,853 --> 00:39:22,603 Alright. 418 00:39:30,061 --> 00:39:32,728 How is it possible? 419 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:41,061 This isn't possible. Where are those keys? 420 00:39:46,144 --> 00:39:49,103 They're in my room then. 421 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,394 What's happening? 422 00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:57,561 Did you...! 423 00:39:57,644 --> 00:39:58,894 Hey, you! 424 00:40:00,061 --> 00:40:02,227 Let me down. 425 00:40:02,352 --> 00:40:03,227 No, down. 426 00:40:04,477 --> 00:40:07,144 The car? Down? 427 00:40:09,727 --> 00:40:11,936 What are you doing? 428 00:40:12,352 --> 00:40:14,519 Stop that! 429 00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:18,769 Stop, I'm telling you! 430 00:40:18,977 --> 00:40:20,644 Stop it! 431 00:40:21,061 --> 00:40:23,352 I'm getting dizzy. 432 00:40:23,561 --> 00:40:24,936 What is this! 433 00:40:27,894 --> 00:40:29,644 Give me the scala. The scala. 434 00:40:32,477 --> 00:40:34,394 The ladder over there. 435 00:40:36,227 --> 00:40:37,977 He's not the brightest, is he? 436 00:40:40,352 --> 00:40:42,727 Give it to me. 437 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,852 Now the car's coming down. 438 00:40:48,269 --> 00:40:50,561 Stop it! 439 00:40:51,644 --> 00:40:53,602 Stop the car! 440 00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:55,894 Stop the car, I'm telling you! 441 00:40:57,311 --> 00:40:59,894 What is this? 442 00:41:01,019 --> 00:41:03,394 Are you new at this job? 443 00:41:05,602 --> 00:41:08,811 The keys. 444 00:41:09,561 --> 00:41:12,394 That's good! I was looking for the keys. 445 00:41:13,311 --> 00:41:14,936 Grazie. 446 00:41:16,311 --> 00:41:20,561 Poor guy... 447 00:41:21,436 --> 00:41:23,144 Here, this is for you. 448 00:41:24,977 --> 00:41:27,936 Yes, per Lei. Thank you. 449 00:41:29,227 --> 00:41:33,186 He's a bit slow. He doesn't even understand his own language. 450 00:43:33,394 --> 00:43:36,310 A table for two? - Have you made a reservation? 451 00:43:36,394 --> 00:43:37,394 No. 452 00:43:37,435 --> 00:43:39,560 It's going to be difficult. 453 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,602 But maybe we can find you a little table. 454 00:44:16,477 --> 00:44:17,727 Thank you. 455 00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:20,352 Caviar and champagne to begin with? 456 00:44:20,394 --> 00:44:23,269 Would you like that? - Yes, I'm very hungry. 457 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:27,060 Alright, caviar and champagne and the whole menu. 458 00:44:31,727 --> 00:44:33,019 Ah, Rome... 459 00:44:36,227 --> 00:44:38,769 You and I together here. 460 00:44:39,352 --> 00:44:41,269 It's a dream. 461 00:44:42,144 --> 00:44:43,852 It's silly, but I feel so good. 462 00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:46,935 Oh, no! 463 00:44:47,269 --> 00:44:49,227 Pay some attention. 464 00:45:04,727 --> 00:45:06,810 Excuse me. 465 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:16,519 Hi, Nino. - Hi. 466 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,185 Nino! How are you? 467 00:45:48,602 --> 00:45:50,769 Come sit with us. 468 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,477 Hey, Nino! Hi! 469 00:45:53,810 --> 00:45:57,394 Come, let's dance. - No, not now. 470 00:46:09,477 --> 00:46:10,769 Your hand, quickly. 471 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,144 Here? 472 00:46:14,727 --> 00:46:16,144 Not like that. 473 00:46:16,435 --> 00:46:17,935 Cosi! 474 00:46:30,769 --> 00:46:32,477 Oh, Antonio! 475 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,435 Hey... 476 00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:41,602 That's the third time! 477 00:46:41,727 --> 00:46:44,477 ...with your scusi... scusi! 478 00:46:45,894 --> 00:46:48,644 Let's go. - But what about dinner? 479 00:46:48,727 --> 00:46:50,602 I'm no longer hungry. 480 00:47:09,810 --> 00:47:11,768 Gina! 481 00:47:18,852 --> 00:47:21,102 Gina, what's wrong? 482 00:47:21,435 --> 00:47:22,268 Nothing. 483 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:26,352 Antoine, take me away from here. 484 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:29,102 Where? To my place? 485 00:47:29,435 --> 00:47:30,768 Yes. 486 00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:33,227 No... 487 00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:37,143 Let's leave Rome tonight or tomorrow. 488 00:47:37,643 --> 00:47:39,393 Would you like that? 489 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:40,935 Yes. 490 00:47:42,352 --> 00:47:45,060 You must be very sad to ask me that. 491 00:47:45,477 --> 00:47:47,602 Come, get in. 492 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,102 At least I got some sleep. 493 00:48:21,227 --> 00:48:22,935 The Cadillac! 494 00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:24,852 Help! Help! 495 00:48:25,018 --> 00:48:27,018 He's leaving Rome. 496 00:48:27,435 --> 00:48:28,935 Hurry! 497 00:48:30,935 --> 00:48:34,227 Heroin! Cadillac! Hurry! 498 00:48:41,727 --> 00:48:42,852 Hurry! 499 00:49:43,018 --> 00:49:44,935 Shoot! 500 00:49:46,227 --> 00:49:48,477 The bastard. They're shooting at us. 501 00:49:51,018 --> 00:49:53,435 Aim for the tires. 502 00:50:05,477 --> 00:50:06,810 You missed. 503 00:50:06,893 --> 00:50:08,852 Let him do it. 504 00:50:16,685 --> 00:50:17,977 Missed. 505 00:50:19,268 --> 00:50:21,018 Oh no! Heroin! 506 00:50:23,643 --> 00:50:26,018 The heroin's escaping. 507 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:58,518 What the hell do you think you're doing? Cornuti! 508 00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:04,018 Let's swap places. Take the wheel. 509 00:51:06,643 --> 00:51:08,268 Careful! careful! 510 00:51:08,601 --> 00:51:10,310 Let me! 511 00:51:17,518 --> 00:51:19,476 I got him. 512 00:53:44,810 --> 00:53:49,018 No, don't shoot. 513 00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:18,054 Oh no. 514 00:56:30,096 --> 00:56:32,304 Repair! - At this hour? 515 00:56:32,554 --> 00:56:35,804 I'll pay. A lot. - I'm coming. 516 00:56:37,804 --> 00:56:39,679 Drive back to Rome. Hurry. 517 00:59:42,470 --> 00:59:46,095 I'll start the engine. It must be a bit cold. 518 00:59:56,679 --> 00:59:58,637 Yes, yes, we heard you. 519 01:00:02,512 --> 01:00:04,137 Go then. 520 01:00:25,804 --> 01:00:28,054 Your fianc�. - Hurry! 521 01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:30,220 Gina! 522 01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,887 Come back, Gina! Stop! 523 01:00:52,304 --> 01:00:54,553 Stop. 524 01:01:11,470 --> 01:01:14,845 This way you won't continue on your own. 525 01:01:16,887 --> 01:01:18,387 Forgive me, Antoine. 526 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:21,928 I'm very proud that I made him jealous. 527 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,928 Careful, he might have brought his razor. 528 01:01:25,595 --> 01:01:29,137 Goodbye, Gina. You'll be a beautiful memory of Italy. 529 01:01:29,262 --> 01:01:30,803 Good luck. 530 01:01:30,970 --> 01:01:32,720 Ciao, Antoine. 531 01:01:38,012 --> 01:01:41,053 Slut! - Idiot! 532 01:01:44,053 --> 01:01:47,220 The French... always l'amour. 533 01:01:47,387 --> 01:01:50,470 No, they're Italian. 534 01:01:50,637 --> 01:01:52,345 I'm French. 535 01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:56,844 Goodbye, Gina! 536 01:01:57,864 --> 01:02:01,364 I'm Ursula Lampenberg Schausenberger. 537 01:02:01,656 --> 01:02:03,698 That's not easy to remember. 538 01:02:04,156 --> 01:02:05,656 I'd like you to spell that. 539 01:02:05,781 --> 01:02:07,864 And I like you too. 540 01:02:08,781 --> 01:02:12,614 Thanks. - I'm simply Antoine. 541 01:02:13,989 --> 01:02:16,323 Well then, let's go Simply Antoine. 542 01:02:16,989 --> 01:02:18,698 That begins well. 543 01:02:45,198 --> 01:02:47,823 Aren't you blushing? 544 01:02:47,989 --> 01:02:50,073 Never, I use sun lotion. 545 01:02:50,323 --> 01:02:52,614 Do you know how to do it? 546 01:02:52,948 --> 01:02:54,489 No, but I'll learn quickly. 547 01:02:54,614 --> 01:02:55,573 - Bitte. 548 01:02:56,948 --> 01:02:58,239 You're a natural. 549 01:02:58,698 --> 01:03:03,198 No, I'm a nudist. It's prudishness that gives people bad ideas. 550 01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:06,489 Do you have bad ideas? 551 01:03:07,031 --> 01:03:08,364 No, not at all. 552 01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:12,781 You're right, because men and women are all the same. 553 01:03:15,073 --> 01:03:17,031 There are little differences, though. 554 01:03:17,198 --> 01:03:21,239 No, we all have two legs, two arms, two ears... 555 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:23,448 Yes, thank you, I know that. 556 01:03:23,906 --> 01:03:26,073 I know what I'm talking about. 557 01:03:26,489 --> 01:03:29,073 I'm a student of anatomy at the Heidelberg University. 558 01:03:29,989 --> 01:03:31,198 Beautiful! 559 01:03:31,448 --> 01:03:34,739 A record player. 560 01:04:04,198 --> 01:04:05,489 Thanks, Antoine. 561 01:04:05,573 --> 01:04:07,989 You're a good dancer. 562 01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:11,031 But that's not what I like about you. 563 01:04:12,073 --> 01:04:15,156 I see. What is it then? My hair? 564 01:04:15,614 --> 01:04:16,906 Guess. 565 01:04:17,406 --> 01:04:18,823 My eyes, maybe. 566 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:22,281 My mother says they're beautiful, but that's my mother. 567 01:04:22,323 --> 01:04:24,489 It's not physical. 568 01:04:24,989 --> 01:04:27,072 My intelligence, maybe. 569 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:31,656 My father says I'm intelligent, but that's my father. 570 01:04:32,739 --> 01:04:35,781 What I like about you, is your simplicity. 571 01:04:36,447 --> 01:04:38,614 I'm simple alright. 572 01:04:39,031 --> 01:04:45,114 Dear Antoine, we drove past all the big hotels and you didn't even look. 573 01:04:45,572 --> 01:04:48,156 But I could see you think: 574 01:04:48,197 --> 01:04:52,947 "Poor little Ursula doesn't have a fancy dress." 575 01:04:53,822 --> 01:04:57,322 So you stopped here. More my style. 576 01:04:58,156 --> 01:05:01,406 Camping is my style as well. 577 01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:05,947 You're hiding your friendliness. That's even friendlier. 578 01:05:07,281 --> 01:05:09,406 Shall we go to sleep? 579 01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:12,031 That's a good idea. 580 01:05:34,406 --> 01:05:36,614 A kilo of sugar, please. 581 01:05:39,447 --> 01:05:41,489 Thanks. 582 01:05:53,156 --> 01:05:54,697 Alright... 583 01:05:57,447 --> 01:05:58,447 Goodnight. 584 01:05:58,531 --> 01:05:59,864 Gute Nacht. 585 01:06:24,739 --> 01:06:27,531 They're sleeping. 586 01:06:30,364 --> 01:06:32,406 Three in a tent is intolerable. 587 01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:34,989 It's such a mess. 588 01:06:36,114 --> 01:06:38,281 Is this yours? 589 01:06:40,489 --> 01:06:41,781 And this... 590 01:06:44,822 --> 01:06:46,781 Careful with this. 591 01:06:50,697 --> 01:06:52,864 Do you hear something? 592 01:06:53,947 --> 01:06:56,322 A mosquito. 593 01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:59,489 I've got it. 594 01:06:59,906 --> 01:07:01,989 Don't laugh. 595 01:07:04,156 --> 01:07:06,322 I'm going to freshen up. 596 01:07:17,614 --> 01:07:19,864 Antoine? - Yes, Ursula. 597 01:07:21,072 --> 01:07:23,364 Are you sleepy? - No, not really. 598 01:07:23,489 --> 01:07:28,031 Me neither. Shall we go for a walk? 599 01:07:54,155 --> 01:07:55,947 Hey! 600 01:08:54,322 --> 01:08:56,780 Are you finished? 601 01:09:26,655 --> 01:09:28,864 Shall we go and swim? 602 01:09:30,114 --> 01:09:31,405 I don't have swimming trunks. 603 01:09:31,489 --> 01:09:33,489 Me neither. It doesn't matter. 604 01:09:34,030 --> 01:09:36,072 Yes, but all naked in front of you... 605 01:09:36,364 --> 01:09:38,447 ...I'd be embarrassed. 606 01:09:38,614 --> 01:09:40,614 But I'm a nudist. 607 01:09:41,739 --> 01:09:43,905 Go ahead then... 608 01:09:45,364 --> 01:09:48,822 It's like love. You do it together. 609 01:09:50,072 --> 01:09:54,072 And if you don't do it... heraus! 610 01:09:54,489 --> 01:09:56,655 I'll go then. 611 01:09:59,739 --> 01:10:01,280 Tell me, Ursula... 612 01:10:02,864 --> 01:10:06,614 ...don't you want me to wait for you in your tent? 613 01:10:07,489 --> 01:10:10,739 No, Antoine. Better wait for me in yours. 614 01:10:11,697 --> 01:10:13,697 Will you come and join me then? 615 01:10:14,697 --> 01:10:17,197 Maybe... for sure. 616 01:11:38,572 --> 01:11:40,572 You're not a gentleman. 617 01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:43,155 As far as I can see... neither are you. 618 01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:46,447 I don't know you. 619 01:11:46,530 --> 01:11:48,822 Do you only kiss men you know? 620 01:11:52,613 --> 01:11:54,322 Shall we go for a walk? 621 01:12:00,447 --> 01:12:03,030 Ursula? 622 01:12:15,697 --> 01:12:17,363 What? 623 01:12:22,988 --> 01:12:25,155 It's Mar�chal! 624 01:12:29,572 --> 01:12:30,655 Is he here? 625 01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,447 Ursula... 626 01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:36,988 What's he saying? 627 01:12:37,030 --> 01:12:39,072 Ursula... 628 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,447 Ursula. 629 01:12:54,322 --> 01:12:56,030 A bit more oil? 630 01:12:56,530 --> 01:12:58,322 Nein, mein Liebe. 631 01:12:59,363 --> 01:13:02,363 No, no, ich will nicht! 632 01:13:07,155 --> 01:13:08,655 What am I doing here? 633 01:13:13,238 --> 01:13:15,238 What a night! 634 01:14:23,070 --> 01:14:24,820 Buon giorno. 635 01:14:39,153 --> 01:14:40,403 The Stutterer! 636 01:14:42,403 --> 01:14:43,736 Damn! 637 01:14:45,028 --> 01:14:47,820 He doesn't waste any time with that car. 638 01:14:58,944 --> 01:15:01,611 Have you done anything to it? - No, boss. 639 01:15:03,278 --> 01:15:05,653 Go and see what's happening. 640 01:15:13,694 --> 01:15:14,569 What is it? 641 01:15:16,694 --> 01:15:18,736 Keep them. 642 01:15:19,569 --> 01:15:21,736 Time for a drive. 643 01:15:26,528 --> 01:15:28,694 Do you know other people here? 644 01:15:29,111 --> 01:15:33,653 An old diabetic friend with whom I've done business in the past. 645 01:15:36,194 --> 01:15:38,819 That villain sabotaged the car. 646 01:15:39,069 --> 01:15:42,611 The Cadillac in the hands of The Mouse. A catastrophe! 647 01:15:43,694 --> 01:15:46,111 I'll warn Mar�chal. 648 01:15:49,319 --> 01:15:51,486 Hello? Pronti, pronta... 649 01:15:51,653 --> 01:15:58,444 I wanta speakee to the Cadillaco. 650 01:16:17,361 --> 01:16:20,153 No, let me. 651 01:16:24,736 --> 01:16:26,986 Antoine, can I drive? 652 01:16:27,403 --> 01:16:28,903 Yes, but be careful. 653 01:16:35,903 --> 01:16:37,903 Careful. 654 01:16:39,278 --> 01:16:41,278 Bravo! 655 01:16:44,278 --> 01:16:47,194 Waiting time? Yes, I'll wait. 656 01:16:48,028 --> 01:16:49,319 Thank you, signorina. 657 01:16:49,653 --> 01:16:51,903 There's sugar everywhere. 658 01:16:51,944 --> 01:16:54,694 The carburettor, the tank... 659 01:16:54,736 --> 01:16:56,444 The bastard. 660 01:16:57,736 --> 01:17:01,903 We're going to suck it out. 661 01:17:04,611 --> 01:17:06,361 Now suck! 662 01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:13,819 Telephone. 663 01:17:14,028 --> 01:17:18,486 Can I answer the phone, Antoine? 664 01:17:19,819 --> 01:17:20,736 Hello? 665 01:17:21,111 --> 01:17:22,944 Hello! 666 01:17:23,111 --> 01:17:25,736 Stop the car. I can't hear anything. 667 01:17:26,569 --> 01:17:28,528 Miss! 668 01:17:28,611 --> 01:17:30,903 Nein! That comes in handy. 669 01:17:31,194 --> 01:17:32,694 I'd rather talk to you. 670 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:33,944 Was? 671 01:17:33,986 --> 01:17:41,819 Ich bin... I'm a Freund... friend... of... Antoine Mar�chal. 672 01:17:43,528 --> 01:17:48,153 He ist... in danger. 673 01:17:49,861 --> 01:17:52,486 D-a-n-g-e-r... Do you understand? 674 01:17:52,944 --> 01:17:55,986 If you nicht do anything... 675 01:17:57,694 --> 01:17:59,028 ...Mar�chal kaput. 676 01:17:59,236 --> 01:18:00,986 Not... m�glich! 677 01:18:01,153 --> 01:18:03,361 I don't know about that... 678 01:18:03,778 --> 01:18:05,236 ...because... der Mann... 679 01:18:07,111 --> 01:18:08,944 ...the pretty boy... 680 01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:12,194 ...ist ein bastard... 681 01:18:12,486 --> 01:18:15,861 ...ein grosse bastard... 682 01:18:15,986 --> 01:18:19,153 ...who wants to pinch... 683 01:18:20,528 --> 01:18:22,694 ...to steal zie Cadillac. 684 01:18:22,902 --> 01:18:23,777 Jawohl. 685 01:18:24,277 --> 01:18:27,652 I'll do my best. 686 01:18:28,569 --> 01:18:33,986 Ja, ja... I think she understood. 687 01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:37,194 Was it for me? 688 01:18:37,361 --> 01:18:38,986 No, for me. 689 01:18:51,402 --> 01:18:53,736 What a view! 690 01:18:54,402 --> 01:18:56,361 Magnificent. 691 01:18:57,861 --> 01:19:00,652 That deserves to be photographed. 692 01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:03,986 Give me the camera and I'll take your picture. 693 01:19:05,277 --> 01:19:07,694 Ursula, we'll have our picture taken. 694 01:19:07,861 --> 01:19:12,069 No, I want to get a bit more of a tan. 695 01:19:12,694 --> 01:19:15,486 Let's go down the stairs. It's prettier there. 696 01:19:15,986 --> 01:19:18,486 You think? 697 01:19:18,944 --> 01:19:22,444 Do you know the story of the photographer. 698 01:19:22,486 --> 01:19:23,736 No. 699 01:19:28,527 --> 01:19:30,486 Beautiful! 700 01:19:30,652 --> 01:19:33,694 I know another one. 701 01:19:55,694 --> 01:19:58,069 Here it is. 702 01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:00,652 Magnificent. 703 01:20:01,152 --> 01:20:03,694 Give me the camera. Stand there. 704 01:20:07,611 --> 01:20:09,777 A bit more to the right. 705 01:20:10,652 --> 01:20:14,569 A bit back, so I get your feet. 706 01:20:15,486 --> 01:20:16,777 More... 707 01:20:16,819 --> 01:20:20,111 A bit more... 708 01:20:26,611 --> 01:20:28,777 Another 10 cm will be fine. 709 01:21:10,444 --> 01:21:12,361 Are you alright? 710 01:21:12,611 --> 01:21:15,819 Are you here? 711 01:21:16,694 --> 01:21:18,861 That's nice. 712 01:21:21,486 --> 01:21:25,152 What a shock. 713 01:21:56,485 --> 01:21:59,152 Where's Mar�chal? 714 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,944 He's g-g-gone for a swim with his g-g-girlfriend. 715 01:22:03,319 --> 01:22:05,777 Have a look. 716 01:22:06,235 --> 01:22:07,944 The silencer... 717 01:22:34,527 --> 01:22:36,652 Since you insist, thank you. 718 01:23:02,694 --> 01:23:07,069 The bastard! What a bastard! 719 01:23:12,152 --> 01:23:14,902 Now it will shrink. 720 01:23:17,527 --> 01:23:21,819 Chief! It's true. The sucker's gone for a swim with the woman, all dressed. 721 01:23:21,902 --> 01:23:24,027 Let's go. 722 01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:39,652 I assure you, Antoine, it was an attack. 723 01:23:40,194 --> 01:23:43,985 But I'm surprised that somebody wanted to warn me. 724 01:23:45,569 --> 01:23:48,735 Must have been a friend of yours. And he was right. 725 01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:54,194 What are you doing? 726 01:23:57,860 --> 01:24:00,069 Can I get a lift? 727 01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:03,944 I broke your battery. 728 01:24:04,402 --> 01:24:05,694 But why? 729 01:24:05,985 --> 01:24:08,944 So the thieves couldn't steal your beautiful car. 730 01:24:10,110 --> 01:24:11,110 Antoine... 731 01:24:11,152 --> 01:24:14,152 I hate to leave you. 732 01:24:14,402 --> 01:24:17,444 But with you holidays are no longer holidays. 733 01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:20,485 I can't relax anymore. 734 01:24:20,694 --> 01:24:24,360 I'd prefer a car less pretty, but more quiet. 735 01:24:28,277 --> 01:24:31,277 Are you coming? - Yes. 736 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:35,652 Take care of yourself, Antoine. 737 01:24:39,944 --> 01:24:42,194 Auf Wiedersehen. 738 01:24:49,694 --> 01:24:52,194 I'll get a mechanic to come. 739 01:25:06,985 --> 01:25:08,735 FRENCH CUSTOMS 740 01:25:13,235 --> 01:25:15,194 Police inspector... 741 01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:21,735 Little matters lead to big ones. 742 01:25:22,485 --> 01:25:25,568 Mario Costa... 743 01:25:25,902 --> 01:25:30,235 ...ma�tre d', guilty of fencing. 744 01:25:30,943 --> 01:25:33,902 A bit of pressure and... 745 01:25:34,777 --> 01:25:37,902 ...he give me the case of the century: a drugs gang. 746 01:25:38,027 --> 01:25:43,485 Beirut's going to send the biggest ever shipment of heroin to the US. 747 01:25:43,735 --> 01:25:48,943 And at the same time, they're bringing home the profits of the Baalbeck heist. 748 01:25:49,193 --> 01:25:51,860 Gold, diamonds, rubies. 749 01:25:52,235 --> 01:25:55,527 And apparently, in the same shipment... 750 01:25:57,777 --> 01:25:59,943 ...the You-Koun-Koun diamond. 751 01:26:00,318 --> 01:26:03,735 The diamond that was all over the papers when it was stolen? 752 01:26:03,860 --> 01:26:06,027 Yes, and all of that in one single car. 753 01:26:06,027 --> 01:26:07,485 Which car? 754 01:26:08,152 --> 01:26:12,027 According to my information, there's a good chance they'll drive through here. 755 01:26:12,152 --> 01:26:17,110 Since we can't check all the cars, we'll have to look for the faces. 756 01:26:21,277 --> 01:26:23,610 Here they are... 757 01:26:28,693 --> 01:26:30,360 Know this one? 758 01:26:32,568 --> 01:26:36,943 This one's expected to go for the jackpot. 759 01:26:37,402 --> 01:26:40,818 We have to cross the border before he does. 760 01:26:41,568 --> 01:26:43,693 Try the lights, please. 761 01:26:45,693 --> 01:26:48,193 Are they working? - Yes. The horn... 762 01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:02,485 That's the third time. Must be a short circuit. 763 01:27:02,735 --> 01:27:08,110 How much for the battery? - 20.000 liras in total. 764 01:27:09,568 --> 01:27:13,068 What do I do with that? - It's not working anymore. 765 01:27:13,402 --> 01:27:15,360 Arrivederci. 766 01:27:22,527 --> 01:27:24,777 This thing's heavy. 767 01:27:45,402 --> 01:27:48,027 Passport, please. - Here it is. 768 01:27:52,485 --> 01:27:54,235 Park there, please. 769 01:27:54,318 --> 01:27:55,818 I'm in a hurry. 770 01:27:56,568 --> 01:27:59,818 Do you have anything to declare? - I'm in a hurry... 771 01:27:59,860 --> 01:28:02,027 Put your car there. 772 01:28:09,068 --> 01:28:11,152 BORDER 5 km. 773 01:28:13,443 --> 01:28:15,527 Oh no! 774 01:28:18,110 --> 01:28:20,193 I won't stand for it. 775 01:28:22,943 --> 01:28:25,943 Are you finished with all that noise? 776 01:28:27,235 --> 01:28:32,443 You've been holding me for two hours now. 777 01:28:38,652 --> 01:28:41,235 Play it cool. 778 01:28:41,235 --> 01:28:44,693 But if Mar�chal arrives, we're done for. 779 01:28:52,735 --> 01:28:55,610 Nothing, police inspector. 780 01:28:58,193 --> 01:29:00,610 I'm sorry. - Oh, it's nothing. 781 01:29:00,693 --> 01:29:02,651 I'm sorry I can't lock you up. 782 01:29:02,776 --> 01:29:04,985 I beg your pardon. 783 01:29:05,110 --> 01:29:07,818 Shut up. Get lost. 784 01:29:09,401 --> 01:29:10,735 That's enough. Go. 785 01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:12,860 Excuse me. 786 01:29:12,985 --> 01:29:14,818 We're finished. 787 01:29:16,985 --> 01:29:19,360 Come here. 788 01:29:22,776 --> 01:29:25,193 Ah... Mar�chal! 789 01:29:41,985 --> 01:29:43,235 That's it, gentlemen. 790 01:29:43,693 --> 01:29:45,360 Where did they go? 791 01:29:46,985 --> 01:29:50,568 What's his name? - Sar... Saroyan. 792 01:29:50,651 --> 01:29:52,735 Monsieur Saroyan! 793 01:29:53,068 --> 01:29:55,485 Monsieur Saroyan! - Such idiots! 794 01:29:59,235 --> 01:30:01,485 Monsieur Saroyan! 795 01:30:13,860 --> 01:30:15,443 Monsieur Saroyan! 796 01:30:16,110 --> 01:30:17,860 What are you doing here? 797 01:30:18,026 --> 01:30:23,235 I'm happy to see you. If you knew what happened to me... 798 01:30:23,901 --> 01:30:28,193 I don't know you. There must be some confusion. 799 01:30:28,735 --> 01:30:32,193 You're joking. Mar�chal... 800 01:30:33,443 --> 01:30:35,860 That's not me. - It's me. 801 01:30:36,485 --> 01:30:37,568 The car... 802 01:30:37,651 --> 01:30:40,193 That's quite enough. Don't insist. 803 01:30:45,276 --> 01:30:46,693 Alright then... 804 01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:49,735 You must be right. 805 01:30:50,235 --> 01:30:54,110 Excuse me, I must have made a mistake. 806 01:30:58,026 --> 01:30:59,610 You, please. 807 01:31:01,860 --> 01:31:02,610 Me? 808 01:31:02,776 --> 01:31:05,318 Yes, yes. Put your car over there. 809 01:31:05,985 --> 01:31:10,360 What are you looking at? Didn't I tell you to disappear? 810 01:31:10,776 --> 01:31:13,860 Shut up and get lost. 811 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:31,901 Your papers, please. 812 01:31:42,735 --> 01:31:44,943 Mar�chal, the idiot. 813 01:31:45,776 --> 01:31:48,651 To talk to me in front of the inspector. They'll find everything now. 814 01:31:48,776 --> 01:31:51,860 Not the heroin. - The rest, idiot. 815 01:31:54,651 --> 01:31:57,276 Shall we leave? 816 01:32:01,318 --> 01:32:06,610 How are the mudguards going? - We're examining them. 817 01:32:16,485 --> 01:32:19,235 It's not gold. Just iron. 818 01:32:19,526 --> 01:32:23,318 No jewellery. No heroin. 819 01:32:23,443 --> 01:32:25,776 And also no You-Koun-Koun. 820 01:32:26,151 --> 01:32:28,484 The famous diamond? 821 01:32:30,109 --> 01:32:33,484 Tell me a bit about Monsieur Saroyan. 822 01:32:34,193 --> 01:32:35,859 Do you know him well? 823 01:32:36,359 --> 01:32:39,193 I thought that... 824 01:32:44,109 --> 01:32:46,193 Ok, you can go. 825 01:33:16,151 --> 01:33:18,318 There he is. 826 01:33:23,318 --> 01:33:27,026 He got through. We're saved. He's unbelievable. 827 01:33:27,443 --> 01:33:30,026 No, no, not that one. 828 01:33:30,609 --> 01:33:33,401 What do we do? - There's one there. 829 01:33:50,026 --> 01:33:52,234 Quick! People are looking. 830 01:33:52,484 --> 01:33:56,443 Don't drive too fast now. - Please get in, sir. 831 01:34:17,234 --> 01:34:19,901 No gold... 832 01:34:19,943 --> 01:34:22,526 No jewellery... 833 01:34:22,609 --> 01:34:25,943 I don't know you. There must be some confusion. 834 01:34:28,859 --> 01:34:31,693 Look, they changed cars. 835 01:34:33,693 --> 01:34:36,901 Monsieur Saroyan... 836 01:34:37,984 --> 01:34:40,818 He thought I was some poor bastard. 837 01:34:41,984 --> 01:34:49,109 I'll still drive your car to Bordeaux. But I'll make a stop in Carcasonne... 838 01:35:33,026 --> 01:35:35,859 Come on. 839 01:35:37,359 --> 01:35:39,526 Come on, damn! 840 01:35:42,526 --> 01:35:44,026 Hurry. 841 01:35:59,067 --> 01:36:01,276 Are you finished? 842 01:36:07,984 --> 01:36:13,192 Knock, knock. Look here. 843 01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:23,192 Are you coming? 844 01:36:38,734 --> 01:36:41,401 Final destination. Everybody out. 845 01:36:41,651 --> 01:36:44,776 Give me the keys. And say a prayer. 846 01:37:00,442 --> 01:37:03,776 You threw me in the water, but I can swim. 847 01:37:08,234 --> 01:37:10,067 So you're going to kill me? 848 01:37:10,109 --> 01:37:11,859 Get out of here. 849 01:37:11,901 --> 01:37:14,609 Or you'll suffer. 850 01:37:14,859 --> 01:37:17,484 Don't try to scare me. 851 01:37:18,317 --> 01:37:21,859 Idiot! 852 01:37:24,776 --> 01:37:27,359 Think about it. 853 01:37:27,692 --> 01:37:30,484 A hero, but no heroin. 854 01:37:32,692 --> 01:37:34,442 Look here... 855 01:37:39,401 --> 01:37:43,942 The battery... Have a look at it. 856 01:37:45,817 --> 01:37:47,609 The bumpers... 857 01:37:52,567 --> 01:37:56,401 It's not gold. Just iron. 858 01:37:57,067 --> 01:37:59,442 I d-d-didn't know you knew. 859 01:37:59,901 --> 01:38:01,609 Poor fellow. 860 01:38:01,942 --> 01:38:04,901 Don't you understand that this car is worthless? 861 01:38:05,151 --> 01:38:07,942 And the Y-Y-You-Koun-Koun? 862 01:38:09,067 --> 01:38:12,984 Just like the rest... in the old Rolls. Below. 863 01:38:15,151 --> 01:38:17,692 Give me my keys. 864 01:38:18,817 --> 01:38:22,484 If you're a friend of Saroyan's, why did you betray him? 865 01:38:23,317 --> 01:38:27,651 He hasn't been very honest with me. 866 01:39:17,651 --> 01:39:19,901 OUT OF ORDER 867 01:39:36,775 --> 01:39:38,900 There he is. 868 01:39:47,775 --> 01:39:49,317 Breakfast for the gentlemen? 869 01:39:49,525 --> 01:39:51,525 Yes, three caf� au lait. 870 01:39:51,609 --> 01:39:53,275 Without sugar. - Yes, Monsieur. 871 01:40:15,192 --> 01:40:17,359 Do you mind? 872 01:40:27,692 --> 01:40:30,192 A drawing signed Saroyan... 873 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:31,317 That's it. 874 01:40:33,650 --> 01:40:35,609 Is one of you Monsieur Saroyan? 875 01:40:35,817 --> 01:40:38,025 What are you saying? 876 01:40:40,192 --> 01:40:42,359 There's a phone call for him. 877 01:40:42,525 --> 01:40:45,400 Where? - In the phone booth. 878 01:40:45,609 --> 01:40:48,817 Follow me. 879 01:40:53,192 --> 01:40:54,067 Hello? 880 01:40:54,192 --> 01:40:58,359 Hello! Sa... Sa... Saroyan? 881 01:40:59,484 --> 01:41:01,692 The Stutterer! 882 01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:03,192 What do you want, bastard? 883 01:41:03,442 --> 01:41:07,942 Fifty-fifty... Think about it. 884 01:41:09,734 --> 01:41:14,067 I'm thinking... Maybe we can talk about it. 885 01:41:14,692 --> 01:41:17,400 Near the city wall, for instance. 886 01:41:17,984 --> 01:41:20,109 In all peace and quiet. 887 01:41:20,359 --> 01:41:21,317 Alright. 888 01:41:21,442 --> 01:41:27,234 I'll announce myself by whistling... "Plaisir d'Amour". 889 01:41:33,692 --> 01:41:37,942 You must come alone, or else... 890 01:41:44,859 --> 01:41:47,109 Funny. 891 01:41:51,859 --> 01:41:55,067 Give me number 18-17, Miss. 892 01:41:58,567 --> 01:42:01,234 Martial? This is Antoine. 893 01:42:01,609 --> 01:42:04,234 Are you calling from Paris? 894 01:42:04,525 --> 01:42:07,525 No, Carcassonne. 895 01:42:07,942 --> 01:42:09,775 Are you coming over for lunch? 896 01:42:09,984 --> 01:42:13,609 No thanks. I'm calling you about something... 897 01:42:13,859 --> 01:42:15,692 Can I help? 898 01:42:15,734 --> 01:42:20,984 The back door to the Rue des Foss�s Verts, does it still exist? 899 01:42:21,609 --> 01:42:24,067 Good, alright, listen... 900 01:42:49,650 --> 01:42:51,817 chagrin d'amour 901 01:42:53,108 --> 01:42:55,317 dure toute la vie 902 01:43:03,567 --> 01:43:06,608 Your friend is calling you on the phone. 903 01:43:07,733 --> 01:43:09,650 Stay here. 904 01:43:17,483 --> 01:43:22,483 Hurry. The boss is in danger. Rue des Foss�s Verts nr. 80. 905 01:43:45,983 --> 01:43:48,317 Welcome. 906 01:43:56,775 --> 01:44:01,108 Little Suzanne... Earlier there were three gentlemen here, right? 907 01:44:01,817 --> 01:44:05,525 The shortest one... Who talks like... 908 01:44:05,733 --> 01:44:11,067 When he comes back, tell him he can't count on his friends anymore. 909 01:44:11,233 --> 01:44:15,900 And return this to him. He'll find it amusing. 910 01:44:37,150 --> 01:44:40,650 The Italian got reinforcements. 911 01:44:42,358 --> 01:44:45,275 We'll put all the snakes in the same pit. 912 01:44:55,233 --> 01:44:58,192 What can I bring you? - A beer. 913 01:45:03,525 --> 01:45:05,692 Where are they? 914 01:45:08,317 --> 01:45:09,983 I have to give you this. 915 01:45:10,025 --> 01:45:12,400 What's that? 916 01:45:13,442 --> 01:45:16,775 Mister inspector. - Shut up. 917 01:45:17,233 --> 01:45:20,025 This is humiliating. 918 01:45:21,108 --> 01:45:23,067 Get in. 919 01:45:26,983 --> 01:45:28,150 The Stutterer! 920 01:45:28,275 --> 01:45:31,733 Get Mar�chal and take him to the police station in Bordeaux. 921 01:45:31,942 --> 01:45:34,358 And keep an eye on that Cadillac. 922 01:46:34,816 --> 01:46:37,275 Where are they? 923 01:46:51,483 --> 01:46:53,525 Hip hip hip, hooray! 924 01:46:53,650 --> 01:46:55,108 Bravo! 925 01:47:51,775 --> 01:47:53,775 What's gotten into that horn? 926 01:47:56,233 --> 01:48:01,233 Into that horn? I know! The You-Koun-Koun... 927 01:48:12,900 --> 01:48:16,316 Here's the You-Koun-Koun diamond. 928 01:48:18,691 --> 01:48:21,566 He keeps surprising me. 929 01:48:22,025 --> 01:48:24,441 In the car with him. - Me? 930 01:48:24,608 --> 01:48:28,108 I assure you this fellow is innocent. 931 01:48:28,733 --> 01:48:32,566 Everybody to the police station. 932 01:48:46,525 --> 01:48:50,400 Now that I've got you here... You caused me a lot of problems. 933 01:48:51,608 --> 01:48:54,525 But I'm also solving them for you. 934 01:48:55,233 --> 01:48:58,275 But I'm not worried, because I'm innocent. 935 01:48:59,608 --> 01:49:04,066 Anyway, I don't hold it against you, because that was quite a trip. 936 01:49:05,025 --> 01:49:07,525 And that's what life's all about. 937 01:49:09,358 --> 01:49:10,858 Tell me... 938 01:49:11,733 --> 01:49:14,108 No, he can't hear us. 939 01:49:14,358 --> 01:49:18,525 You're going to get the 100 million. - 100 million? 940 01:49:18,650 --> 01:49:21,566 The reward for the You-Koun-Koun diamond. 941 01:49:23,358 --> 01:49:28,483 You found it and there are witnesses. 942 01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:34,150 Lots of them. - So you'll receive the reward. 943 01:49:34,775 --> 01:49:38,358 I must not be as "Koun-Koun" as I look then. 944 01:49:42,566 --> 01:49:43,775 Tell me... 945 01:49:47,108 --> 01:49:49,733 The 100 million... 946 01:49:50,191 --> 01:49:54,566 What are you going to do with them? - I don't know yet... 947 01:49:57,108 --> 01:50:01,149 Do you trust me? 948 01:50:01,941 --> 01:50:06,024 Do you trust me? - Yes... 949 01:50:12,399 --> 01:50:15,858 No! Can you make money like that? 950 01:50:22,691 --> 01:50:27,191 THE END