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Police Officer Nicholas Angel.
Born and educated in London.
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Graduated from the University of Canterbury
in 1993
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with double degrees
in the fields of politics and sociology.
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Attended Hendon College Police Training.
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Shows extraordinary talent
in field training.
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Specifically pacification
and riot control.
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Retreat!
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Academically superior
in theory and final exam.
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Received the Baton of Honor.
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Graduated with distinction
in the City Police Service.
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Quickly shows effectiveness
and popularity in society.
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BE THE PRIDE OF THE COMMUNITY
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Use your brain.
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Improve skills
with advanced driving courses.
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And advanced cycling courses.
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Very active
in many extra vocational activities.
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Holds police record
for short distance running of 100 meters
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In 2001, began active duty
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with SO19 armed response unit
the famous
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Received a bravery award
for efforts to resolve Operation Crackdown.
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In the last 12 months, have received
nine special awards.
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His arrest record
highest in the City Police.
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And received three wounds while on duty.
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The latest, this December
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when he gets hurt by people
who is dressed as Santa Claus.
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- Hello, Nicholas.
- Hello, Sergeant.
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- How are your hands?
- Still a little stiff.
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That can be very dangerous.
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I'm surprised you haven't proposed yet
for desk work.
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That's what I did.
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I prefer to act on the streets.
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That's what you are.
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Your arrest record
400 percent higher than other officers.
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That's the reason now is the time
that kind of skill
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put to better use.
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- We made you a sergeant.
- I understand.
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In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
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- Where, sorry?
- In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
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- It's in the countryside.
- Yes, it's good there.
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Isn't there a sergeant's position in London?
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No.
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- Can I stay here?
- No.
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- Do I have a choice?
- No.
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Sergeant, I love being here.
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You've always wanted to be moved to the countryside.
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- In 20 years, yes.
- Good.
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Wait, I don't remember telling you.
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You said it. You said,
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"I want to settle down in the country, Janine."
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I want to talk to the inspector.
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Go ahead, but I guarantee it
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he would say the same thing.
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Hello, Nicholas. How are your hands?
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Still a little stiff.
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- And how are things at home?
- Excuse me sir?
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How is Janine?
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We are no longer together, sir.
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- Correct. Then where do you live?
- He lives in the dormitory, sir.
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- With the new police?
- In a cardboard house.
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Then, pack up.
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Nicholas, we offer a great position
with a beautiful cottage,
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in a small, beautiful place
which won Best Village
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who knows how many times.
That would be good for you.
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- I don't know what to say.
- Yes?
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Yes thank you.
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No, sorry. I have to...
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- You want to talk to my boss?
- Yes, of course.
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You want me to disturb the Chief Inspector?
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Yes.
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You want me to ask the Chief Inspector
to come here?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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Kenneth!
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- Hello, Nicholas. How are your hands?
- Still a little stiff.
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- Chief Inspector...
- Sit down.
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I know what you're going to say,
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but in reality,
You make us all look bad.
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- What, sir?
- Of course we all appreciate your efforts,
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but you have disappointed us.
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It's about being a team player, Nicholas.
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You can't be sheriff.
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If you are allowed to act in this city,
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you will continue to be amazing
and we can't do that.
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We will be unemployed because of you.
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With respect, sir.
You can't throw people away.
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I can. I'm the Chief Inspector.
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However you convey it,
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there's one thing
that you haven't considered.
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And that is the opinion of another colleague.
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GOOD LUCK NICHOLAS
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- Hello?
- Janine, it's me.
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I know. I am working.
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I know, I'm outside.
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What's the situation?
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You know about that.
We've already discussed it.
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No, I mean here.
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There are two people,
an unusual sign of fighting.
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What a mess.
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- You mean here?
- Nicholas, what do you want?
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There's something I want to say
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and I don't want to say it
by telephone.
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Janine, I'm being transferred.
I'm gone for a while.
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I'm not Janine.
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Janine, I'm being transferred.
I'm gone for a while.
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I know. Bob told me.
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Hello.
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I want to say this directly.
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Of course we can be polite to each other.
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Not long ago we talked
about marriage.
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Yes, but you're married
with unity, right?
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We call it "service" now.
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The official vocabulary guide states
"unity" is too aggressive.
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It's always about work.
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- That's all you care about.
- No.
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You're right,
you have those plastic plants.
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- That's the Japanese Peace Lily.
- You can't stop, Nicholas.
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Until you find someone
who you love
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more than your job,
you'll never find it.
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After all, you were the one who suggested it
so that we separate first.
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Usually the person is at fault
often the first to act.
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Actually,
there's something I need to say.
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- You're dating someone else.
- Yes. How do you...
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- Is he Bob?
- No.
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Does Bob look like someone
who will I date?
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He's Dave.
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Hello.
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I understand.
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Nicholas.
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You noticed the window
solved from within?
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Hello, Nicholas,
I'm Frank Butterman, your new inspector.
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I'm calling to give details
about your accommodation.
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We give you a beautiful little cottage
at Spencer Hill.
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HERO POLICE
SAVE THE FAMILY
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I can't wait to meet you.
See you.
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Nicholas, it's Frank again.
There's one more thing about your cottage.
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The hut is not ready yet.
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CITY POLICE Dormitory
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TAXI
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WELCOME TO SANDFORD
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EXAMPLE VILLAGE
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VODAFONE UK
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SWAN HOTEL
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It seemed like heaven had opened.
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I want to check-in.
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Check-in?
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But you're always here.
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Excuse me?
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Excuse me. I thought you were my husband.
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- You must be Sergeant Angel.
- Yes, right.
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I'm Joyce Cooper. I'm certain
have a nice trip. Fascist.
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Excuse me?
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"A marked system of government
with extreme dictatorship."
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Seven horizontally.
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I understand. The answer is "fascism".
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Fascism. Extraordinary.
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We will place you
in the Castle Room.
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Bernard will take you there.
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Actually,
I might be able to go there myself.
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Witch.
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Excuse me?
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"Bad old woman
scary or ugly."
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Twelve down.
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God bless you.
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CASTLE ROOM
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- A lager please, Mary.
- All right, darling.
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Yes, sir, what would you like to drink?
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Can I have a glass of cranberry juice?
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Of course.
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You can't possibly
coincidentally, the new cop?
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Police officer, yes. I'm Nicholas Angel.
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- I'm Roy Porter. This is my wife, Mary.
- Mary.
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Welcome to Sandford.
If you need anything, just say so.
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Thank You. Can I borrow a newspaper?
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MYSTERY ENCLOSES
PROPOSED NEW ROAD
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It's not ours, darling.
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We don't like fish wrappers,
Isn't that right, Mare?
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- They recorded his age as 55 years old.
- Even though he is actually 53 years old.
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Fifty-three.
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- A drink please, Mary.
- All right, darling.
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SELLING ALCOHOL TO CHILDREN
IT IS ILLEGAL
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- Excuse me.
- What?
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- When is your birthday?
- February 22nd.
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- What year?
- Every year.
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Go out. Hey!
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When is your birthday?
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May 8, 1969.
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- You are 37 years old?
- Yes.
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Go out.
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When is your birthday?
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Go out.
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Is there a problem, Police?
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Yes, there's a problem, Mr. Porter.
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Looks like some of your customers
underage.
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Some of them
less than a month or two.
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If here,
they won't have any problems outside.
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We saw it
for the greater good.
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Greater good.
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That's possible,
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but the law is still the law,
they have to go.
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- Cranberry juice again?
- No, thank you.
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FOUNTAIN RESTORATION
COMPLETED IN 1993
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I hope
You don't plan on driving it.
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No.
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Okay. I will take you
to the police station.
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Where's that?
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What?
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Get out of the way.
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Nicholas Angel.
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- When do you start working?
- Tomorrow.
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Looks like you have
captured the entire village.
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Not really.
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- Do you want to spend the night?
- Please, cell number four is empty.
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- I need to talk to him.
- He's useless before morning.
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I understand.
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Do you really want to process all of this?
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- My pen ran out of ink.
- No problem.
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PERSONAL DATA
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Good morning, Sergeant.
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Sergeant.
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Good morning, Sergeant.
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- Lock me up.
- What?
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I'm a butcher
and I need to be stopped.
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What are you?
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A butcher... price.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm Simon Skinner.
I manage a local supermarket.
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Stop by and see me later.
My discount is amazing.
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See you later!
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Good morning, Sergeant.
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Good morning, Sergeant.
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Can you tell the Inspector
I have arrived?
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No.
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Why?
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He has not come.
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- How are our guests?
- Visitor?
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- Drunk in cell four.
- Who knows.
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Nobody told me.
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Could you please open cell four?
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Danny, can you open cell four?
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- He disappeares.
- Good grief.
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Who is missing?
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Why are you in a police uniform?
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Because I'm a cop.
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Sergeant Angel, finally.
I'm Frank Butterman.
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I see you've met my son.
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Yes.
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Excuse me. I'm a cowboy fanatic.
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By the way, there are a lot of criminals
the one you caught last night.
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Thank you sir.
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I admire your enthusiasm
and it's not my authority
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to restrain your talent,
but this is not London.
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Thanks, Danny.
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With respect, sir, geographical location
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should not be a factor
in the application of the law.
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No, thank you.
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Statistically,
Sandford is the safest village in England.
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But that doesn't mean it's not needed
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careful and thoughtful approach.
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00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,123
There's a reason we let it go
some young people in the pub.
260
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:41,457
The greater good?
261
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:43,835
Greater good. Appropriate.
262
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:48,339
Your predecessor thought
Becoming a police officer in the countryside is easy.
263
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:51,259
In the end his nerves were disturbed.
264
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:55,054
Sergeant Popwell is the officer
extraordinary, truly extraordinary.
265
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,807
He has what you don't have.
266
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,227
- What is that, sir?
- Big, thick beard.
267
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,938
Come on, let's go around.
268
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:06,858
Locker room.
269
00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:09,986
Riot tool room.
270
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:13,698
Evidence room.
271
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:20,079
What if we visit Andies?
272
00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,039
{\an8}CRIME INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
273
00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:24,250
Detective Sergeant Wainwright
and Detective Officer Cartwright.
274
00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:27,295
No need to get up.
275
00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:31,466
I'm guessing you're curious
why are they called Andies.
276
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:33,009
They are both named Andrew?
277
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,136
They say you're great.
278
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,056
And, talk to them
It's really hard, isn't it, Dad?
279
00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:40,433
- Get lost!
- Thank you, Danny.
280
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:45,563
curse box,
all given for the roof of the church.
281
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,150
And this is where it all happens.
282
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:52,904
That's Sergeant Tony Fisher.
283
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,697
Officer Bob Walker.
284
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,408
And that's Saxon.
285
00:17:57,992 --> 00:18:01,829
And this is Doris Thatcher.
286
00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:03,289
The only policewoman.
287
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:05,541
- She's not a policewoman.
- I've seen the bra.
288
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,211
He's a cop.
Being a woman has nothing to do with it.
289
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,421
Who knows. Sometimes useful.
290
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:14,092
I can give you a tour.
I've been around the office a lot.
291
00:18:14,425 --> 00:18:15,969
What's up above?
292
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,428
HANSIP ALLIANCE
293
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,139
Looks like we have a visitor.
294
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,684
Nicholas, this is Tom Weaver.
295
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:26,437
Liaison with Hansip Alliance.
296
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:29,774
You will find
we are very strict here.
297
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,819
From this command center
298
00:18:33,194 --> 00:18:36,739
I can see
what the whole village is doing.
299
00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:41,035
I admit your work last night was impressive.
300
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,830
Too bad you didn't do it
to those delinquents.
301
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,582
Wandering around. Back and forth. Sit down.
302
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,918
I did see graffiti on the fountain.
303
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,421
Graffiti? They have to be dealt with, Frank.
304
00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:53,589
They're kids, Tom.
They will realize.
305
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:57,135
It reminds me of our friend,
The Living Statue,
306
00:18:57,552 --> 00:19:03,599
who was here on Saturday.
11.00, 12.00, 13.00, 14.00.
307
00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:06,477
If we don't act tough
to these clowns,
308
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,813
we will be in danger.
309
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,523
We will take care of it immediately.
310
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,403
We let them guess
rule this place.
311
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,488
Just that.
312
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,449
Unless there's something you don't understand?
313
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:23,036
Yes, Sir.
Why is everyone eating chocolate cake?
314
00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:27,540
Danny bought it
as punishment for his negligence.
315
00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:30,543
He... Sir, I don't think so
driving while drunk
316
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:32,045
called "negligence".
317
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,298
Indeed, it was for his fault
removed the helmet last week.
318
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:39,260
Last night's incident would require something
which is a bit more serious.
319
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:41,346
- Good
- Do you like ice cream?
320
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,306
Sorry, sir, I don't understand.
321
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:47,560
Let's just say we won't
Chunky Monkey shortage next month.
322
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,228
Father.
323
00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:50,772
Because it's your first day
324
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:53,107
and it's already 11.30,
it's time for lunch.
325
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,782
So
326
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,826
what made you choose Sandford,
Sergeant Angel?
327
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,745
Actually, that's not my choice.
328
00:20:06,162 --> 00:20:07,497
That's right, it's not your choice
329
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:10,208
to come here
and tell me how to work.
330
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,417
Our work.
331
00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:14,587
Yes.
332
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,549
Listen, I can confirm that
I have no intention of destroying the order here.
333
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,636
Yes, because we're disorganized here?
334
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,097
- Your father sells apples, Andy.
- And raspberries.
335
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:27,183
I'm sure you can't wait
replaces Sergeant Popwell.
336
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,976
That is not what I mean.
337
00:20:30,853 --> 00:20:32,230
You have a mustache.
338
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,399
I know.
339
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:37,985
- Why are you wearing your vest?
- This is a must.
340
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,864
Maybe in town. Nothing
that's going to stab you here, Sergeant.
341
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:44,409
Especially local residents.
342
00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:48,788
Have you ever been stabbed, Sergeant Fisher?
343
00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,206
- Not yet.
- I have ever.
344
00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:53,459
I can assure you
that's very unpleasant.
345
00:20:55,336 --> 00:20:57,380
You involved in a lot of action, Sergeant Angel?
346
00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:01,092
- I have quite a lot of experience, yes.
- Did you cook them?
347
00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:03,553
- What?
- Have you ever shot anyone?
348
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:06,055
He shot the addict
with a Kalashnikov.
349
00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,476
- Where did you get that?
- Belongs to the perpetrator.
350
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:12,603
Where did he get it from?
351
00:21:12,687 --> 00:21:16,065
You know there are more weapons
in the village rather than in the city?
352
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:18,568
Everyone and their mother
have a gun.
353
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,529
- For example, who?
- Farmer.
354
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,365
- Who else?
- The farmer's mother.
355
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:31,205
What does it feel like to be stabbed?
356
00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:35,042
It was the most painful experience
in my life.
357
00:21:35,835 --> 00:21:37,420
What's next?
358
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,757
Once fired 2 guns
while jumping?
359
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:42,758
Not yet.
360
00:21:42,842 --> 00:21:44,760
What about one gun while jumping?
361
00:21:44,844 --> 00:21:47,013
- Not yet.
- Ever been involved in a speed chase?
362
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:48,347
Yes I have.
363
00:21:48,431 --> 00:21:50,391
You've shot
in pursuit?
364
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,267
No.
365
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,935
ONLY ONE STUDENT ALLOWED
PER VISIT
366
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,397
Annette, Sergeant Angel is coming to your shop.
367
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,983
Look at her butt.
368
00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:01,819
- What about Lethal Weapon?
- Not yet.
369
00:22:01,944 --> 00:22:03,946
- Have you ever watched Die Hard?
- Not yet.
370
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,656
- Bad Boys II?
- Not yet.
371
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,450
Haven't you watched Bad Boys II?
372
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,331
- Tough day, huh?
- Yes.
373
00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:14,874
- Same tomorrow?
- Yes.
374
00:22:16,459 --> 00:22:18,211
{\an8}HANSIP ALLIANCE AT 19.00
ROYALTON ROOM
375
00:22:20,963 --> 00:22:24,050
Amanda Paver,
principal of Sandford Elementary School.
376
00:22:24,383 --> 00:22:25,551
How are you, Sergeant?
377
00:22:25,968 --> 00:22:27,762
Simon Skinner, you've met.
378
00:22:28,429 --> 00:22:30,473
We are already close friends.
379
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,726
{\an8}Please come with me, okay?
This is Leslie Tiller,
380
00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:34,769
{\an8}WELCOME SERGEANT
381
00:22:34,894 --> 00:22:39,273
whose expertise is horticulture
has helped Sandford become known.
382
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,526
- He's really great.
- Come on.
383
00:22:41,901 --> 00:22:44,153
This is James Reaper,
who owns Brannigan Farm.
384
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,821
I heard you're a sniper.
385
00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:48,449
Maybe you want to go hunting
with us one day.
386
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,160
I don't hold a firearm
more than two years.
387
00:22:51,327 --> 00:22:52,703
I want to keep it like that.
388
00:22:52,828 --> 00:22:54,539
You'll be popular with local birds.
389
00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,582
Bird!
390
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,377
Nicholas, hello. I'm Pastor Shooter.
391
00:23:00,086 --> 00:23:03,548
I wanted to ask, would you?
Do you read the homily at Sunday Mass?
392
00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:05,675
That might be a little hypocritical of me.
393
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:07,635
Are you an atheist?
394
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,428
No, I...
395
00:23:09,512 --> 00:23:12,473
I am open to the concept of religion,
but not completely sure.
396
00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:15,434
- You're agnostic?
- I think I have a nickname for that.
397
00:23:16,352 --> 00:23:17,478
Cream!
398
00:23:17,853 --> 00:23:20,690
Robin Hatcher, our doctor.
399
00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:23,818
Hopefully we don't see each other often
in the months to come.
400
00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:28,197
But I welcome you
at weekly meetings
401
00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:30,575
Hansip Alliance.
402
00:23:33,911 --> 00:23:36,539
Now, a quick announcement
before we start.
403
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,959
Janet Barker just now
gave birth to twins.
404
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,670
So, congratulations to him.
405
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,505
- Tom?
- Thank you, Joyce.
406
00:23:45,631 --> 00:23:46,716
Now.
407
00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:49,552
I'm sure you'll all notice
408
00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:51,887
the return of pests to our environment.
409
00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:56,809
It's even worse because
The Best Village contest is just around the corner.
410
00:23:57,935 --> 00:24:01,230
I mean, of course,
is a Living Statue
411
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,940
which is very annoying.
412
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:11,407
Police work is
prevent crime
413
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,534
and also fighting crime.
414
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,912
The most important thing,
carry out the correct procedures
415
00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:19,540
{\an8}in the exercise of moral authority
that is beyond doubt.
416
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,000
{\an8}DO YOU HAVE IT?
417
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,002
Any question?
418
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,255
- Hey.
- Yes.
419
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,425
Is it true that there are dots on a person's head
420
00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:31,636
that if shot, it will explode?
421
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:36,932
Hi, Messenger Team.
422
00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:39,310
Can I have a short interview?
for the Sandford Citizen?
423
00:24:39,393 --> 00:24:40,394
Okay.
424
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,563
What if you handcuffed the teacher?
425
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,440
I think the impression is not right.
426
00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:46,317
Too cheap. Okay.
I understand.
427
00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:48,903
- Give the blonde boy your hat.
- Don't want to.
428
00:24:49,195 --> 00:24:51,030
- Shake your stick.
- No.
429
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,531
Okay.
430
00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:56,160
LEGAL INABILITY:
POPULAR POLICE TELL IT
431
00:24:57,703 --> 00:24:59,955
May I ask for your autograph?
432
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:04,502
- For breakfast.
- Excuse me.
433
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,799
FUCKING ANGLE
434
00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,218
Hey, I'm not the culprit.
435
00:25:13,469 --> 00:25:15,763
- Good morning, Angle.
- Good morning, Angle.
436
00:25:16,889 --> 00:25:18,307
Good morning, Angle.
437
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,976
- Sergeant Angel.
- Good morning. There's a goose running away
438
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:22,812
- The goose that ran away?
- Yes.
439
00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:24,605
Right. Where did the geese escape from?
440
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,816
- Castle.
- Really? Who are you?
441
00:25:26,899 --> 00:25:30,236
Mr. Staker
Yes, Mr. Peter Ian Staker
442
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:33,406
P.I. Staker.
Trouble maker. Come on!
443
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:34,949
Yes, Mr. Staker.
444
00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:37,284
We will try. Can you describe that?
445
00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,370
Height 60 cm.
446
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:41,706
- The neck is slim and long.
- Yes.
447
00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:44,625
- Orange and black beak.
- Any other?
448
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,670
He's a goose.
449
00:25:55,344 --> 00:25:56,595
That would scare him.
450
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,058
ONLY ONE STUDENT
PER VISIT
451
00:26:02,226 --> 00:26:04,478
Haven't you caught the geese yet?
452
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,981
Actually, there is only one goose.
453
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,068
Is there anything you want to buy?
454
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,653
You just came from the store.
455
00:26:13,654 --> 00:26:15,197
I'm thinking about another shop.
456
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:18,033
Officer Butterman,
this is not the time for personal needs.
457
00:26:18,117 --> 00:26:21,203
- Nothing happened here.
- There's always something going on.
458
00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:23,831
You should look more carefully, right?
459
00:26:23,914 --> 00:26:25,374
What about this person?
460
00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:27,626
Mr. Treacher?
461
00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:29,754
Yes. Why is he wearing that thick coat?
462
00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:33,883
There was no way he was cold. Extra layer?
Maybe he's trying to hide something.
463
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:35,468
Mr. Treacher?
464
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:37,720
What about this person?
465
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,723
Think, why him
lowering his hat like that?
466
00:26:40,848 --> 00:26:42,308
He is ugly.
467
00:26:42,391 --> 00:26:44,226
Or he doesn't want his face to be seen.
468
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,770
Because he's ugly.
469
00:26:46,729 --> 00:26:48,022
OK, what about him?
470
00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:49,940
- That's Lurch.
- Continue.
471
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:51,984
He's a trolley carrier at the local supermarket.
472
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:54,153
- Good.
- Real name, Michael Armstrong.
473
00:26:54,653 --> 00:26:56,489
Dad said his mind was childish.
474
00:26:56,572 --> 00:26:58,783
Lives on Jl. Summer
with her mother and sister.
475
00:26:58,866 --> 00:27:00,785
- Are they as big as him?
- Who?
476
00:27:01,035 --> 00:27:02,286
Mother and sister.
477
00:27:02,703 --> 00:27:03,704
They are one person.
478
00:27:05,956 --> 00:27:07,166
What shop do you mean?
479
00:27:10,169 --> 00:27:12,296
"Silent Rage,
480
00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:18,427
martial arts expert
against superhuman killing machines!"
481
00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:32,149
Sergeant Angel, please go to the manager's office.
482
00:27:32,608 --> 00:27:35,611
Manager's office. Sergeant Angel
483
00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:42,576
Sergeant Angel. Or Angle?
484
00:27:44,411 --> 00:27:47,456
Mr. Skinner,
there's a nauseous baby in aisle six.
485
00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:50,918
Excuse me. Michael!
486
00:27:51,335 --> 00:27:53,379
- Yes.
- Child vomits. Aisle six.
487
00:27:53,462 --> 00:27:55,464
- Clean.
- Yes.
488
00:27:55,798 --> 00:27:59,009
- Mr. Skinner, is there a problem?
- No.
489
00:27:59,093 --> 00:28:03,055
I want to say how nice it is
see you supporting local shops.
490
00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:04,682
It does not matter.
491
00:28:04,932 --> 00:28:09,019
Too many defected
to the big Megamart in Buford Abbey.
492
00:28:09,228 --> 00:28:13,440
May their heads be cut off
because of such infidelity.
493
00:28:13,649 --> 00:28:16,777
Yes, I'm on duty,
So, I'll excuse myself.
494
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,531
Of course. I saw you wandering around
in the area of organic products
495
00:28:20,656 --> 00:28:22,658
and consider you
have free time.
496
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:29,039
Maybe I'm not a person
that you have to keep an eye on.
497
00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:32,209
He is a Refrigerator Businessman.
His name is George Merchant.
498
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:36,547
Big profits from kitchen equipment.
Built a mansion on Norris Avenue.
499
00:28:37,214 --> 00:28:39,174
Actually I didn't talk about it.
500
00:28:40,426 --> 00:28:42,011
I'm talking about it.
501
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,347
Excuse me.
502
00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:49,852
Excuse me.
503
00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:05,200
{\an8}"Supercop. Meet the police
that can't be stopped."
504
00:29:22,551 --> 00:29:23,677
Stupid!
505
00:29:25,721 --> 00:29:27,222
There's a problem on the main road.
506
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,183
Sergeant Angel is having a hard time.
507
00:29:29,391 --> 00:29:30,309
Understood.
508
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,363
Good morning, Sergeant.
509
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:50,704
Unlucky.
510
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,086
Let's cut corners here. Come on.
511
00:29:58,045 --> 00:29:59,254
Passing the garden?
512
00:29:59,588 --> 00:30:02,091
What's wrong, Danny?
Have you ever taken a shortcut?
513
00:30:46,385 --> 00:30:47,845
Hey, give it to me!
514
00:30:54,601 --> 00:30:56,812
You have the right to remain silent,
your words can weigh you down
515
00:30:56,895 --> 00:30:59,648
if you fail to answer
when asked in court.
516
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,525
Your words can be used as evidence.
517
00:31:01,608 --> 00:31:03,235
- How are you, Danny?
- Pete?
518
00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:04,695
- Do you know him?
- Yes.
519
00:31:04,778 --> 00:31:06,196
He's Aunt Jackie's nephew.
520
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,240
It didn't occur to you
mentioned this earlier?
521
00:31:08,323 --> 00:31:10,617
I couldn't see his face.
I only have two eyes.
522
00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:23,047
Interesting catch.
523
00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:25,966
What a shame
Mr. Skinner doesn't want to sue.
524
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,885
What do you mean, he doesn't want to sue?
525
00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:31,680
I'm just suggesting,
you know, Peter was given a second chance
526
00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:34,558
before he became
other crime statistics.
527
00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:37,561
I'm sure
he will learn a valuable lesson.
528
00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:40,397
Is it wrong to steal biscuits?
529
00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:42,483
- Correct.
- Thank You.
530
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:45,027
However, we respond
without giving punishment?
531
00:31:45,152 --> 00:31:47,571
That's how it works.
532
00:31:48,822 --> 00:31:50,115
Like biscuits, right?
533
00:31:50,824 --> 00:31:52,201
- Mr. Skinner...
- What's this?
534
00:31:53,952 --> 00:31:57,289
Sir, Mr. Skinner felt
would be better
535
00:31:57,372 --> 00:32:00,584
does not prosecute law breakers
who did it openly.
536
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,211
Leave this to me.
537
00:32:02,711 --> 00:32:05,214
I'll make sure
everyone got dessert.
538
00:32:05,964 --> 00:32:07,925
No!
539
00:32:10,302 --> 00:32:11,512
Twenty seven.
540
00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:15,015
- Have you watched Point Break?
- Not yet.
541
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,935
The action is amazing,
they jumped over the fence.
542
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,895
Have you? Twenty-nine.
543
00:32:20,062 --> 00:32:23,524
Patrick Swayze robbed a bank
and Keanu Reeves chased him
544
00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:25,984
through the garden,
he was going to shoot, but he couldn't,
545
00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:28,529
because he loves her,
so, he shot into the air,
546
00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:30,322
- he's like...
- Forty.
547
00:32:30,405 --> 00:32:32,991
Have you ever shot in the air
and shouted, "Ah"?
548
00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:36,120
No, I never did.
549
00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:37,329
Thirty.
550
00:32:37,871 --> 00:32:41,583
Sorry, I just feel
Sometimes I miss opportunities.
551
00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:44,711
- I want to do things like you.
- You did do that.
552
00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:46,463
What do you think you missed?
553
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,008
Gunfights, car chases.
Decent action and all that.
554
00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:53,679
Police work
it's not about action or anything like that.
555
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:55,639
Twenty-nine.
556
00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:57,891
If you watch me,
you will understand
557
00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:00,519
this isn't about a gunfight
and a car chase.
558
00:33:01,937 --> 00:33:03,272
Turn on the siren.
559
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,570
That's brilliant.
560
00:33:12,364 --> 00:33:14,449
I went over the speed limit, sir?
561
00:33:15,617 --> 00:33:17,452
Yes, Mr. Blower.
562
00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:20,539
We're showing
tribute event
563
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:23,083
to the works of Shakespeare,
Romeo and Juliet,
564
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,877
and I was late for dress rehearsal.
565
00:33:25,043 --> 00:33:27,921
I played him, you know.
566
00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:29,590
Romeo, not Juliet.
567
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:33,385
What did you write?
568
00:33:33,802 --> 00:33:36,555
Your words. Maybe I need it
for later reference.
569
00:33:36,763 --> 00:33:40,726
Sir, I am a respected lawyer,
so, no need...
570
00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:44,021
Stop writing, okay?
Look, I'm just trying to explain
571
00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:47,649
My reasoning is a little over the top
speed limit.
572
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:49,651
You're the male lead
in reverence
573
00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:51,528
works of Shakespeare,
Romeo and Juliet
574
00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,530
and you're late for dress rehearsal.
575
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:56,241
You think this is the right reason
to exceed the speed limit?
576
00:33:56,575 --> 00:33:57,576
I...
577
00:33:57,659 --> 00:34:00,746
You're lowering the speed limit
aimed at saving lives.
578
00:34:00,829 --> 00:34:02,623
Listen, this doesn't make sense.
579
00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:03,957
"Does not make sense".
580
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:06,460
Listen, stop writing!
581
00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:08,128
"Stop writing".
582
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:14,509
Look, you're right, I'm sorry.
583
00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:18,222
- See my actions there?
- You hypnotized him.
584
00:34:18,430 --> 00:34:19,598
No, I use this.
585
00:34:19,890 --> 00:34:22,267
This is the most important equipment you have.
586
00:34:22,476 --> 00:34:25,103
This book often saves me.
587
00:34:25,562 --> 00:34:26,897
Use your books more often.
588
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:28,899
- I use it.
- Let's show it.
589
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:36,990
- That's amazing.
- You have to look behind it.
590
00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:46,208
- What are your plans tonight?
- Watering my flowers.
591
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,168
I thought you wanted to be active.
592
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,255
- What exactly are you thinking?
- Who knows. Pubs?
593
00:34:51,463 --> 00:34:54,258
I don't think that's a good idea, do you?
594
00:34:57,844 --> 00:34:59,054
You two.
595
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,642
{\an8}Mr. The blower gives you guys
tonight's Romeo and Juliet tickets.
596
00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,227
That's the apology.
597
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,728
- Is it true?
- Yes.
598
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,857
We cannot accept gifts
from the person we reprimanded, so...
599
00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:12,818
Yes.
600
00:35:14,319 --> 00:35:15,946
Nicholas. Luckily I found you.
601
00:35:16,238 --> 00:35:19,908
Are you willing to represent us?
to the amateur drama tonight.
602
00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:21,201
Yes, sir, of course.
603
00:35:21,326 --> 00:35:22,995
{\an8}Danny too.
604
00:35:23,161 --> 00:35:26,331
Yes! Hey, come on,
maybe it's fun.
605
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:31,795
An eternal bargain
for exciting death.
606
00:35:33,255 --> 00:35:36,216
This is for my love.
607
00:35:43,515 --> 00:35:44,558
Now.
608
00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:52,858
Poison? I will kiss your lips.
609
00:35:53,775 --> 00:35:56,570
Luckily a little poison still remained
there.
610
00:36:04,494 --> 00:36:05,537
Bang!
611
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:27,934
Sergeant Angel, hi.
Just short for Sandford Citizen.
612
00:36:28,602 --> 00:36:29,978
It was really fun.
613
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:32,105
- "Police Like Watching Two Lovebirds"?
- No.
614
00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:33,940
"Police Support Teenagers
Suicide"?
615
00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:35,567
That's very inappropriate.
616
00:36:36,234 --> 00:36:39,571
You will spell his name correctly
this time, isn't it, Timothy?
617
00:36:39,905 --> 00:36:42,032
That sucks, doesn't it?
618
00:36:42,574 --> 00:36:45,994
What annoyed him was his stunt double
are professional actors.
619
00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:49,081
Greg is an extra
in Straw Dogs
620
00:36:49,164 --> 00:36:51,541
and Sheree plays a corpse
in Prime Suspect.
621
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,543
Sergeant Angel, are you coming?
622
00:36:53,919 --> 00:36:56,296
I'm very happy
you accepted my invitation.
623
00:36:57,089 --> 00:37:00,050
Inspector asks us to attend. So...
624
00:37:00,133 --> 00:37:03,762
Yes, we cannot accept gifts
from the person we reprimanded, so...
625
00:37:05,013 --> 00:37:06,264
Go.
626
00:37:06,973 --> 00:37:10,185
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Blower.
627
00:37:10,352 --> 00:37:11,436
What?
628
00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:14,106
She's not my wife.
629
00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:16,858
This is Ms. Draper. My female lead.
630
00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:20,112
Eve works on the village council, Sgt.
631
00:37:20,278 --> 00:37:21,988
She is a woman who knows a lot.
632
00:37:22,322 --> 00:37:24,533
- No.
- Nonsense.
633
00:37:25,158 --> 00:37:27,369
I'm sure if we hit you in the head,
634
00:37:27,869 --> 00:37:31,039
many secrets will be revealed.
635
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:37,087
Romeo, toast to Romeo?
636
00:37:37,212 --> 00:37:39,423
Thank you very much for coming. Excuse me.
637
00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:40,632
Nice to meet you.
638
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,636
- Eve is beautiful, isn't she?
- He has a distinctive laugh.
639
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:48,557
He is in my same year at school.
I've always liked it.
640
00:37:49,224 --> 00:37:51,226
She clearly likes older men.
641
00:37:52,352 --> 00:37:54,229
What, with Martin Blower? Impossible!
642
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,941
We've only been sitting for three hours,
watching acting,
643
00:37:58,024 --> 00:38:00,193
only their kiss was reassuring.
644
00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:02,362
Since you mentioned it,
645
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,073
I also believe
she prefers older men.
646
00:38:05,198 --> 00:38:06,366
Really? How could that be?
647
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,369
Marcus Carter's brother said
he gropes her in the duck pond.
648
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:14,207
Policeman.
649
00:38:14,749 --> 00:38:18,462
Once again, let me apologize
over the previous incident.
650
00:38:18,712 --> 00:38:21,673
It's okay, Mr. Blower.
Drive carefully.
651
00:38:27,012 --> 00:38:28,430
"Drive carefully."
652
00:38:29,139 --> 00:38:30,223
Good grief.
653
00:38:30,432 --> 00:38:32,601
He's the one we stopped
because of speeding earlier.
654
00:38:32,767 --> 00:38:35,687
Yes. Hopefully, it's the last time
we see it.
655
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,192
{\an8}STAGE DOOR
656
00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:49,159
Who is that?
657
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,248
We don't have much time.
658
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,918
For us.
659
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:01,296
Who's that?
660
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,726
Yes?
661
00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:19,648
- ...without caffeine?
- No caffeine?
662
00:39:24,194 --> 00:39:27,072
Little Brian Libby found them
while delivering newspapers.
663
00:39:28,156 --> 00:39:30,367
He will have nightmares
for a while.
664
00:39:31,451 --> 00:39:35,080
They must have hit the sign.
The top of the car came off.
665
00:39:35,372 --> 00:39:38,375
- I once took off my clothes here.
- Breast.
666
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,752
Most likely to lose control,
667
00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:45,173
Get out of the way there
then it ends here.
668
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,762
So, what do we conclude?
669
00:39:51,805 --> 00:39:53,223
Sergeant Angel?
670
00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,810
We have to put up a police line,
clean up the remains.
671
00:39:56,893 --> 00:39:58,853
Close the road
until the ambulance crew arrives,
672
00:39:58,937 --> 00:40:01,523
where we have to open one lane
and clear up traffic jams.
673
00:40:02,357 --> 00:40:03,608
Very good.
674
00:40:04,484 --> 00:40:05,610
Do what he said earlier.
675
00:40:06,528 --> 00:40:07,237
POLICE LINE
676
00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:08,989
POLICE
ACCIDENT
677
00:40:11,241 --> 00:40:13,159
- What happened?
- Car accident.
678
00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,703
A cruel way to die.
679
00:40:15,912 --> 00:40:17,956
Officers, the official vocabulary guide states
680
00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:21,042
we don't mention this anymore
"accident", but "collision".
681
00:40:21,167 --> 00:40:22,168
Correct.
682
00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:24,796
"Because there is no sadder story
683
00:40:25,338 --> 00:40:28,300
compared to Juliet and Romeo."
684
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,304
- What?
- Martin and Eve. Horrible tragedy.
685
00:40:32,387 --> 00:40:33,847
Mr. Skinner, please tell
686
00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:36,057
How do you know the identity of the victim?
687
00:40:36,391 --> 00:40:40,103
You know about that.
News spread quickly.
688
00:40:44,816 --> 00:40:47,193
- What happened, Danny?
- Traffic collisions.
689
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:50,363
Why can't it be called an "accident"?
690
00:40:50,447 --> 00:40:52,866
Because "accident" implies
it was unintentional.
691
00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:56,036
Stop talking, city rat.
692
00:40:56,202 --> 00:40:58,079
You want to be great in a small town?
693
00:40:58,163 --> 00:40:59,497
Wreaking havoc in the model village.
694
00:40:59,706 --> 00:41:02,334
I just said,
the situation is not as simple as it seems.
695
00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:03,793
It's often like that.
696
00:41:04,127 --> 00:41:06,880
Let's wait until Doctor Hatcher
provide information,
697
00:41:06,963 --> 00:41:08,798
before making an arrest.
698
00:41:09,674 --> 00:41:10,675
OK, in the meantime,
699
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,677
check out some of Martin Blower's clients.
700
00:41:12,969 --> 00:41:15,555
Martin Blower represents
most of the village residents.
701
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,807
You want us to check
the entire phone book?
702
00:41:17,891 --> 00:41:20,268
Or call Aaron A. Aaronson, OK?
703
00:41:20,393 --> 00:41:23,063
Please don't be childish.
At least ask his wife.
704
00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:25,732
Martin Blower is clearly having an affair
with Eve Draper.
705
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,525
How do you conclude that?
706
00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:31,655
We sat for three hours,
watching their acting,
707
00:41:31,863 --> 00:41:34,032
and just that kiss
convincing moment.
708
00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:36,284
All right, stop talking, Hotshot.
709
00:41:36,534 --> 00:41:38,995
What else do you get?
Crockett and Tubby?
710
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,414
- Skid marks.
- Now who's childish?
711
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,458
There were no skid marks at the crime scene.
712
00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,335
Isn't it a bit strange Martin Blower
713
00:41:45,418 --> 00:41:47,754
lose control
and don't think about braking?
714
00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:51,716
If there are no skid marks,
the vehicle traveled 27 meters,
715
00:41:51,841 --> 00:41:54,427
but both the driver and passengers
didn't prevent it.
716
00:41:54,594 --> 00:41:56,471
It's so easy to figure out!
717
00:41:56,554 --> 00:41:58,890
- Yes.
- Are you causing trouble?
718
00:41:59,432 --> 00:42:00,809
Yes, right.
719
00:42:01,142 --> 00:42:03,812
There's trouble at Ellroy Farm.
720
00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:07,565
Arthur Webley cuts the hedge
which is not his.
721
00:42:07,774 --> 00:42:09,275
- Then, sir?
- Only that.
722
00:42:10,485 --> 00:42:11,528
Yes, Sir.
723
00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:20,829
- Why do we need dogs?
- It's not the dog we need.
724
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,295
Correct.
725
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:30,880
What did he say?
726
00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:38,680
- What did he say?
- "The edge is the edge.
727
00:42:38,805 --> 00:42:40,598
He cut it down
because it spoils the view.
728
00:42:40,682 --> 00:42:42,100
- What's the problem?"
- Correct.
729
00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:44,436
I respect your position, Mr. Webley,
730
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:47,439
but you can't cut it down
people's hedges without permission.
731
00:42:49,607 --> 00:42:51,609
- "Yeah, I think so."
- Thank You.
732
00:42:51,943 --> 00:42:53,528
- Okay.
- Okay.
733
00:42:55,989 --> 00:42:58,491
I believe you have permission
for that firearm?
734
00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:02,662
There's permission for this one.
735
00:43:04,539 --> 00:43:05,999
What do you mean "this one"?
736
00:43:19,596 --> 00:43:21,639
Gosh...
737
00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:24,100
Where did you get this?
738
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:26,144
- I found it.
- He found it!
739
00:43:26,436 --> 00:43:28,688
What's this?
740
00:43:29,189 --> 00:43:30,899
Sea mines.
741
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,569
Mr Webley,
this is a very dangerous collection.
742
00:43:34,694 --> 00:43:38,239
- Surprisingly no one was hurt.
- It's just rubbish.
743
00:43:50,543 --> 00:43:52,128
Fast!
744
00:44:13,566 --> 00:44:14,567
- What are you?
- No.
745
00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:16,361
Looks like it's turned off. Change.
746
00:44:16,486 --> 00:44:18,321
That's right, it's turned off!
747
00:44:18,446 --> 00:44:20,323
- It's not active.
- Looks like it's active.
748
00:44:20,406 --> 00:44:21,324
Okay.
749
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:25,537
EVIDENCE ROOM
750
00:44:44,514 --> 00:44:46,850
Great find today, Officer Butterman.
751
00:44:47,183 --> 00:44:50,228
You know, maybe we should celebrate.
752
00:44:50,353 --> 00:44:51,771
Unless you have to water the flowers.
753
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:55,233
- What exactly are you thinking?
- Who knows. Pubs?
754
00:45:00,488 --> 00:45:02,073
All right, darling.
755
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:06,202
- Yes, sir, what would you like to order?
- A beer, Roy.
756
00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,496
What about you, besides cranberry juice?
757
00:45:08,621 --> 00:45:10,957
- I don't want to get drunk.
- You can get drunk.
758
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,543
- OK, I'll order a beer.
- Yes, good.
759
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:16,254
Mr. Porter, what's your wine of choice?
760
00:45:16,337 --> 00:45:18,256
We have red wine
761
00:45:18,756 --> 00:45:20,884
or white wine.
762
00:45:22,135 --> 00:45:25,305
- I'll order a beer.
- Yes, Roy.
763
00:45:30,268 --> 00:45:32,437
- Is there any news about the case?
- Yes.
764
00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:34,397
The CSIs found nothing.
765
00:45:34,856 --> 00:45:39,152
Doctor Hatcher called it an accident
and Mrs. Blower has four alibis.
766
00:45:39,277 --> 00:45:41,613
Come on, Sergeant,
767
00:45:42,447 --> 00:45:45,283
not your job
investigate this incident, right?
768
00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:47,243
Is it true?
769
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:49,203
Yes, it's not.
770
00:45:52,206 --> 00:45:55,168
- You won't stop, huh?
- You sound like my ex.
771
00:45:56,002 --> 00:45:59,505
- You always think far ahead.
- That's what I do.
772
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:02,592
- Make no mistake. I think it's great.
- Is it true?
773
00:46:03,217 --> 00:46:05,929
I mean, what makes you
want to be a police officer?
774
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:06,930
Officer.
775
00:46:07,013 --> 00:46:08,973
What made you want to become an officer?
776
00:46:12,518 --> 00:46:15,521
I always wanted to be a police officer.
777
00:46:15,730 --> 00:46:19,067
Apart from the summer of 1979,
when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog.
778
00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:24,072
It all started with Uncle Derek.
He's a sergeant in the City Police Department.
779
00:46:24,572 --> 00:46:26,908
He bought a police car
that I pedaled when I was little.
780
00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,744
I always ride it
when I'm not sleeping.
781
00:46:29,869 --> 00:46:33,289
Caught a kid twice my size
because of trash and spitting.
782
00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:36,334
I was often beaten as a child,
but it didn't stop me.
783
00:46:36,417 --> 00:46:37,835
I want to be like my uncle.
784
00:46:38,252 --> 00:46:39,545
He seems like a good guy.
785
00:46:39,629 --> 00:46:41,923
He was arrested
for selling drugs to students.
786
00:46:42,006 --> 00:46:43,174
Fuck.
787
00:46:43,257 --> 00:46:45,134
Maybe the car was the result of the sale.
788
00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:49,222
I never played it again.
I let it rust.
789
00:46:49,430 --> 00:46:51,140
But I remember the sense of right and wrong
790
00:46:51,224 --> 00:46:53,226
what I felt when I got into that car.
791
00:46:53,309 --> 00:46:56,187
I have to prove it to myself
that the law is true
792
00:46:56,312 --> 00:46:58,398
and fair for the good of humanity.
793
00:46:58,773 --> 00:47:01,734
From then on, I was doomed
to become a police officer.
794
00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:04,570
- Too bad.
- Why?
795
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:06,614
You could be a great Muppet.
796
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,454
Are you alone?
Why do you want to be an officer?
797
00:47:14,330 --> 00:47:17,125
Who knows. My father is a policeman.
798
00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:21,212
I think after my mother died,
it was his wish to keep me close.
799
00:47:21,671 --> 00:47:23,464
How did your mother die?
800
00:47:24,090 --> 00:47:25,466
Traffic collision.
801
00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:27,593
I'm sorry.
802
00:47:29,178 --> 00:47:31,139
Forget it. Hey, look at this.
803
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,726
- Good grief!
- My eyes!
804
00:47:36,769 --> 00:47:37,895
Ta-da!
805
00:47:37,979 --> 00:47:39,605
Come on, silly man, drink.
806
00:47:52,535 --> 00:47:54,912
- Policeman.
- Mr. Skinner.
807
00:47:55,079 --> 00:47:57,415
- You know George Merchant, right?
- Evening.
808
00:47:57,832 --> 00:48:00,084
Yes, we just did
discussing the accident.
809
00:48:00,668 --> 00:48:03,629
I'm friends with Martin and Eve
until the last moment.
810
00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:05,590
I'm really lost.
811
00:48:05,798 --> 00:48:07,550
Let's drink to their deaths.
812
00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:09,677
You mean in memory of them?
813
00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:11,971
Of course. Cheers.
814
00:48:12,263 --> 00:48:14,223
I have to go to the toilet.
815
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,019
- I'm okay!
- "Short" is the correct term.
816
00:48:19,270 --> 00:48:21,064
He'll be a mess tomorrow.
817
00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:32,950
I think someone should go home.
818
00:48:33,034 --> 00:48:36,662
- I'm not drunk, sir.
- Not you. He.
819
00:48:38,831 --> 00:48:39,957
What?
820
00:48:41,542 --> 00:48:43,878
We are a little drunk.
821
00:48:44,712 --> 00:48:47,548
Do you understand?
Because he's short and he's drunk.
822
00:48:50,134 --> 00:48:51,511
Good grief.
823
00:48:52,261 --> 00:48:55,306
This is not appropriate
with a rustic aesthetic, right?
824
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,268
- How much do I owe?
- Twenty pounds sterling.
825
00:48:59,769 --> 00:49:00,853
Here he is.
826
00:49:02,063 --> 00:49:04,023
- Here's the change.
- God bless you.
827
00:49:05,024 --> 00:49:06,109
See you.
828
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,613
I'm fine.
829
00:49:13,699 --> 00:49:15,952
- Good grief.
- I don't want to be him tomorrow.
830
00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:29,674
This is my house.
831
00:49:30,675 --> 00:49:33,553
See you tomorrow morning.
832
00:49:34,428 --> 00:49:37,265
Unless you want to come in
and drink coffee?
833
00:49:37,348 --> 00:49:39,642
- I don't drink coffee.
- Tea?
834
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:42,019
Don't drink caffeine after midday.
835
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:44,313
What about drinking beer again?
836
00:49:52,655 --> 00:49:53,906
Geez.
837
00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:03,166
- When did you move here?
- About five years ago.
838
00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:07,211
- You must have plants.
- Yes.
839
00:50:07,336 --> 00:50:10,173
Yes, I've been taking care of my lilies
about three years.
840
00:50:11,924 --> 00:50:14,844
It oxygenates the room,
helps thinking, reduces stress.
841
00:50:15,761 --> 00:50:16,929
The need is simple.
842
00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:24,228
Janine says I'm more
loves flowers more than himself.
843
00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,898
- Is that the reason you guys broke up?
- What?
844
00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:31,444
- Because you had an affair with a plant?
- No.
845
00:50:31,527 --> 00:50:34,614
It's more that I'm obsessed
with work.
846
00:50:35,573 --> 00:50:37,283
That's great, right?
847
00:50:37,992 --> 00:50:39,327
Is it true?
848
00:50:39,577 --> 00:50:41,913
I missed some dinners.
849
00:50:42,371 --> 00:50:45,124
You know, birthday parties,
once or twice.
850
00:50:45,249 --> 00:50:47,585
- Listen, buddy, I...
- His father's funeral.
851
00:50:49,462 --> 00:50:51,464
I just want to be great at my job.
852
00:50:51,672 --> 00:50:53,674
You're great at your job.
853
00:50:55,551 --> 00:50:59,472
You just have to learn
to stop once in a while.
854
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:03,226
That's the problem, Danny.
855
00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:08,689
I don't think I know how.
856
00:51:09,774 --> 00:51:11,359
I can show you how.
857
00:51:17,949 --> 00:51:20,201
Gosh...
858
00:51:21,369 --> 00:51:23,329
Point Break or Bad Boys II?
859
00:51:23,829 --> 00:51:25,248
Which one would I like?
860
00:51:25,414 --> 00:51:27,416
No, which one do you want to watch first?
861
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:28,876
Are you kidding?
862
00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:11,669
What do you think?
863
00:52:12,003 --> 00:52:15,047
I won't argue
it's a story without rules,
864
00:52:15,172 --> 00:52:18,217
adrenaline booster,
but it's impossible for you to do it
865
00:52:18,342 --> 00:52:21,679
lots of carnage and chaos
without managing a lot of files.
866
00:52:22,138 --> 00:52:25,182
That's nothing, dude.
This will soon get even crazier.
867
00:52:41,365 --> 00:52:42,992
This problem is serious now.
868
00:52:47,079 --> 00:52:48,497
Horrible way to die.
869
00:52:48,914 --> 00:52:52,293
I think Mr. Merchant tries to fry
and leave the gas on.
870
00:52:54,670 --> 00:52:57,298
He spent his whole life
adores her fridge
871
00:52:58,090 --> 00:52:59,508
and was killed by the oven.
872
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:04,764
I often say to him,
it's best not to eat late at night.
873
00:53:04,847 --> 00:53:07,099
Who knows.
I like to eat in the middle of the night.
874
00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:08,976
Penis.
875
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:11,354
So, what do we conclude?
876
00:53:12,104 --> 00:53:13,189
Angel?
877
00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:14,899
Help me.
878
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:19,320
OK, let's set up a police line,
let PMK work,
879
00:53:19,403 --> 00:53:22,198
then send the forensic team
to check the whole house.
880
00:53:22,281 --> 00:53:24,950
Very good.
Do what he says.
881
00:53:25,034 --> 00:53:27,036
Sergeant Angel, hi.
Can you talk for a moment?
882
00:53:27,495 --> 00:53:29,663
Mr. Messengers,
a statement will be made soon.
883
00:53:29,747 --> 00:53:32,249
I just want to ask,
"How was your Sunday?"
884
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,794
I'll take care of the press, Sergeant.
885
00:53:35,169 --> 00:53:39,590
My perfect Sunday
is a comfortable recline in...
886
00:53:49,433 --> 00:53:50,810
Like in a movie.
887
00:53:51,018 --> 00:53:53,312
Something like,
something from Backdraft.
888
00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:58,692
- What do you think? Murder?
- Possible.
889
00:53:59,318 --> 00:54:02,488
We hope we can talk
with the last person with the victim.
890
00:54:03,447 --> 00:54:08,160
Namely Sergeant Licking
and Fat Officer.
891
00:54:08,494 --> 00:54:11,372
- That's us.
- Why is this a joke to you?
892
00:54:11,455 --> 00:54:13,290
Three people died in a week.
893
00:54:13,499 --> 00:54:15,626
Come on, Doctor Sherlock,
everything was an accident.
894
00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:17,128
Accidents happen every day.
895
00:54:17,378 --> 00:54:20,214
- The victims know each other.
- We all know each other here.
896
00:54:20,673 --> 00:54:23,259
If you don't see anything suspicious,
then who?
897
00:54:28,889 --> 00:54:30,808
Unfortunately this is a blind spot.
898
00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:33,060
We only recorded the tip of the explosion.
899
00:54:33,352 --> 00:54:34,812
Horrible way to die.
900
00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:37,690
- There's something interesting going on.
- Is it true? What's that?
901
00:54:38,774 --> 00:54:40,568
The most sought after in Sandford.
902
00:54:42,736 --> 00:54:45,156
Here he is. The culprit is this goose.
903
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,576
- This isn't funny, Detective!
- Give up, Miss Marples.
904
00:54:48,659 --> 00:54:51,203
We each do our jobs, right?
905
00:54:51,287 --> 00:54:53,289
Yes. There's a church banquet you have to guard.
906
00:54:53,497 --> 00:54:54,832
No!
907
00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:57,376
Actually...
908
00:54:58,669 --> 00:55:00,212
Test.
909
00:55:00,337 --> 00:55:03,382
{\an8}Someone will be surprised at 15.00,
ladies and gentlemen.
910
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:04,550
{\an8}SAVE THE CHURCH ROOF
911
00:55:04,633 --> 00:55:07,344
This is a raffle with a guest presenter
a very special one.
912
00:55:23,444 --> 00:55:24,820
That's me when I'm drunk.
913
00:55:25,821 --> 00:55:27,490
Hit the mice.
914
00:55:27,656 --> 00:55:29,325
HIT THE RATS
915
00:55:29,992 --> 00:55:31,410
Hit the mice.
916
00:55:33,954 --> 00:55:35,080
Hit the mice.
917
00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:39,084
Shark!
918
00:55:41,170 --> 00:55:43,088
Did you see a murder, Nicholas?
919
00:55:43,172 --> 00:55:45,841
Come on. Don't bother Sergeant Angel,
he's working.
920
00:55:46,008 --> 00:55:49,220
Sorry, sir, I won't waste it
duty time again.
921
00:55:49,637 --> 00:55:50,679
Have fun.
922
00:55:50,804 --> 00:55:53,015
Actually, Nicholas,
rest too.
923
00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:55,976
Good.
There's something I want to show you.
924
00:56:02,107 --> 00:56:04,610
- This is a shooting range.
- You must be great.
925
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,862
You feeling lucky, Sergeant?
926
00:56:08,447 --> 00:56:10,616
Got three cans,
you get a stuffed bunny,
927
00:56:10,699 --> 00:56:12,660
hit five cans,
you get a lion doll.
928
00:56:13,494 --> 00:56:15,246
If you knock over all the statues,
929
00:56:15,329 --> 00:56:18,040
you can go
carrying a large stuffed monkey.
930
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,961
I thought I explained my feelings
about firearms.
931
00:56:22,878 --> 00:56:24,296
It's just an air gun.
932
00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:26,382
Sergeant.
933
00:56:45,317 --> 00:56:46,193
Good grief!
934
00:56:48,529 --> 00:56:50,447
That's amazing.
935
00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:57,913
- Thank you, Danny.
- I can't believe I shot someone.
936
00:56:57,997 --> 00:57:01,041
- He's a doctor, he can handle it.
- This is my first experience.
937
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:03,502
Trust me,
you won't get used to it.
938
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,880
Yes. Maybe we should go
to the balloon palace. Calming the mind.
939
00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:08,966
- Sergeant Angel, hi.
- Mr. Messenger.
940
00:57:09,049 --> 00:57:11,677
WE need to talk
about George Merchant. Just the two of us.
941
00:57:12,177 --> 00:57:13,804
Churchyard. At 15.00.
942
00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:17,266
What do you think he wants?
943
00:57:17,349 --> 00:57:20,185
Can Sergeant Angel take the stage?
944
00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:27,901
Who will announce the winner,
newest member of the Sandford Police Department.
945
00:57:27,985 --> 00:57:29,987
- Service.
- Sergeant Nicholas Angel.
946
00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:34,658
- Strange.
- Crazy person.
947
00:57:35,701 --> 00:57:38,037
Hello. Hello.
948
00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:56,805
The first name is
949
00:57:58,307 --> 00:57:59,642
Simon Skinner.
950
00:58:02,102 --> 00:58:03,771
He was in the toilet.
951
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:07,191
Maybe too much
drinking Joyce's lemonade.
952
00:58:29,546 --> 00:58:31,548
The next name is
953
00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,054
Messenger Team.
954
00:58:47,481 --> 00:58:49,149
Tim, your number is out.
955
00:58:58,742 --> 00:58:59,827
Excuse me.
956
00:59:02,663 --> 00:59:03,914
O.
957
00:59:08,585 --> 00:59:09,670
No!
958
00:59:15,134 --> 00:59:18,053
Retreat!
There was a terrible accident.
959
00:59:18,178 --> 00:59:20,764
- Accident?
- Just an accident.
960
00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,226
It doesn't matter.
There's nothing to look at.
961
00:59:24,309 --> 00:59:27,020
Come on, everyone. It is okay.
It was just an accident.
962
00:59:36,822 --> 00:59:38,615
Nicholas, what's wrong?
963
00:59:38,991 --> 00:59:42,244
Sir, I think all these deaths are related.
I think Tim Messenger was murdered.
964
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:46,165
- Who could have done it?
- Maybe the goose.
965
00:59:46,248 --> 00:59:49,209
- Looks like he could break his arm.
- Or blow up the house.
966
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,920
- Listen, you guys...
- Nicholas.
967
00:59:53,380 --> 00:59:54,965
Let me get this straight.
968
00:59:56,467 --> 00:59:58,469
What do you mean this is a crime scene?
969
00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:01,305
- Yes, sir, that's right.
- Okay.
970
01:00:02,139 --> 01:00:03,348
- Detective.
- Yes, Sir.
971
01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:05,017
Interrogate everyone at the party.
972
01:00:05,225 --> 01:00:06,935
- He's wearing pants.
- Sergeant Fisher?
973
01:00:07,227 --> 01:00:08,270
- What?
- Secure the area.
974
01:00:08,395 --> 01:00:09,271
- What?
- Officer Thatcher?
975
01:00:09,521 --> 01:00:11,523
- Yes dear.
- Call the crime scene team.
976
01:00:11,732 --> 01:00:12,649
Officer Walker?
977
01:00:12,733 --> 01:00:15,068
- Hello.
- Surround the churchyard with Saxons.
978
01:00:15,152 --> 01:00:17,237
- Hello.
- Nicolas! Danny!
979
01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:19,031
You know what to do.
980
01:00:24,953 --> 01:00:26,538
Do you really think this is murder?
981
01:00:27,247 --> 01:00:29,458
We can't rule that out.
982
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:30,459
I think you're right.
983
01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:32,669
I think you're talking nonsense.
984
01:00:33,879 --> 01:00:36,840
He thinks you're talking nonsense.
That's detrimental, isn't it?
985
01:00:37,216 --> 01:00:38,091
Troublesome.
986
01:00:38,717 --> 01:00:40,552
- Did you find anything?
- Yes.
987
01:00:40,636 --> 01:00:42,805
I was very surprised
when I looked at my watch
988
01:00:42,930 --> 01:00:44,515
and saw I was supposed to be at the pub.
989
01:00:44,723 --> 01:00:46,809
You go to his house and read the article?
990
01:00:47,184 --> 01:00:49,978
If you want to check
anySandford Citizen, please.
991
01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:52,189
That's your job, right? Detect!
992
01:00:52,314 --> 01:00:56,860
This isn't a city, Mr. Angel.
Not everyone is a murderous psychopath.
993
01:00:56,944 --> 01:00:59,696
It's time you realized that.
You and your friends.
994
01:01:03,408 --> 01:01:04,910
Do you mean me or that?
995
01:01:07,246 --> 01:01:08,455
Maybe we should just go home.
996
01:01:09,456 --> 01:01:11,667
- What do you mean?
- Nothing happened, right?
997
01:01:12,751 --> 01:01:14,628
Have you heard what I said?
998
01:01:14,711 --> 01:01:17,256
What do you mean?
What have I said in the last two weeks?
999
01:01:17,339 --> 01:01:19,341
- understood by your stupid brain?
- Yes.
1000
01:01:19,508 --> 01:01:20,884
Is it true? What for example?
1001
01:01:21,593 --> 01:01:23,637
That I can
become a great police officer.
1002
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,764
There's always something
what happened, Danny.
1003
01:01:26,056 --> 01:01:29,476
You won't make a great cop
before you understand that.
1004
01:01:29,810 --> 01:01:32,104
I remembered something else you said.
1005
01:01:32,604 --> 01:01:33,814
- Is it true?
- Yes.
1006
01:01:33,897 --> 01:01:35,649
You don't know how to stop!
1007
01:01:54,251 --> 01:01:56,128
I'M WITH THE STUPID PEOPLE
1008
01:01:59,673 --> 01:02:00,924
THIS WAS DESIGNED FOR YOU
GREETINGS, JOYCE
1009
01:02:10,392 --> 01:02:12,019
{\an8}If you want to check each copy.
1010
01:02:12,144 --> 01:02:14,104
{\an8}from the Sandford Citizen, please.
1011
01:02:14,688 --> 01:02:16,398
POLICE BOARD TOP ANGLE
STORYTELLING TO CHILDREN.
1012
01:02:17,941 --> 01:02:18,817
BUFFORD ABBEY'S HANGING GARDEN
1013
01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:20,986
SANDFORD FAMILY TREE
THE SKINNER FAMILY
1014
01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:23,196
SANDFORD CITIZENS:
GEORGE MERCHANT
1015
01:02:25,490 --> 01:02:26,950
"THIS IS THE BEGINNING,
THERE ARE PLANS FOR SANDFORD."
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01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:37,920
TN. G. MERCHANT FILES
PLANNING PERMISSION
1017
01:02:46,637 --> 01:02:49,306
OFFICIAL VOCABULARY GUIDE
POLICE SERVICE
1018
01:02:51,975 --> 01:02:54,269
- Good morning, Officer.
- Yes?
1019
01:02:55,771 --> 01:02:57,064
Thanks for the doll.
1020
01:02:58,565 --> 01:03:00,776
- It's yours, isn't it?
- I won it for you.
1021
01:03:04,738 --> 01:03:06,114
I think I found something.
1022
01:03:06,865 --> 01:03:07,908
- Is it true?
- Yes.
1023
01:03:08,075 --> 01:03:11,078
With a little investigation,
we can find out the connection between all of this.
1024
01:03:12,663 --> 01:03:14,623
- We?
- Come on, partner.
1025
01:03:14,998 --> 01:03:16,500
Let's get to work.
1026
01:03:18,335 --> 01:03:19,419
Sergeant Angel?
1027
01:03:19,878 --> 01:03:22,381
Someone from London is calling you.
1028
01:03:22,506 --> 01:03:23,840
I'll call them later.
1029
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,218
- Messenger Team.
- Come on.
1030
01:03:26,301 --> 01:03:27,844
Editor and reporter of the Sandford Citizen
1031
01:03:27,928 --> 01:03:29,221
- Likes jokes.
- Yes.
1032
01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:30,514
- Poor speller.
- Really?
1033
01:03:30,597 --> 01:03:32,432
But he conveyed important information
about...
1034
01:03:32,516 --> 01:03:34,351
- George Merchant.
- The millionaire.
1035
01:03:35,143 --> 01:03:36,645
Celebrate yourself as a developer.
1036
01:03:36,895 --> 01:03:39,314
- He has plans for Sandford.
- Wetting the Bed at The Crown.
1037
01:03:39,398 --> 01:03:41,566
But more importantly,
friends and clients...
1038
01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:43,568
- Martin Blower.
- Dear lawyer.
1039
01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:45,821
- Appropriate.
- Chairman of the local drama community.
1040
01:03:45,904 --> 01:03:47,239
- Actors suck.
- Of course.
1041
01:03:47,322 --> 01:03:48,949
- Bad driver.
- Not necessarily.
1042
01:03:49,032 --> 01:03:50,742
- Cheating.
- Almost certainly.
1043
01:03:50,826 --> 01:03:52,786
- We know the affair.
- Eve Draper.
1044
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,747
- Female main character. His laugh is distinctive.
- Correct.
1045
01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,290
- Likes old men.
- Likes to be touched.
1046
01:03:57,374 --> 01:03:58,625
- Working in?
- Council.
1047
01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:01,294
- More specific?
- Development Planning Service.
1048
01:04:01,378 --> 01:04:03,005
Mr. Merchant gets permission
1049
01:04:03,088 --> 01:04:05,757
to build a terrible house
on Norris Avenue.
1050
01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:08,343
So, maybe this was all an accident.
1051
01:04:09,386 --> 01:04:11,054
Accidents happen every day.
1052
01:04:12,222 --> 01:04:13,515
What are you guys planning?
1053
01:04:14,474 --> 01:04:16,476
- There isn't any.
- Look. There are reports
1054
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,186
- fire at the police station.
- What?
1055
01:04:18,895 --> 01:04:22,107
Happy birthday
1056
01:04:22,649 --> 01:04:26,611
Happy birthday
1057
01:04:26,862 --> 01:04:29,990
- Danny, why are you silent?
- We're working, right?
1058
01:04:32,909 --> 01:04:35,871
- Where do you go?
- Personal affair.
1059
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:42,169
CLOSED
1060
01:04:42,919 --> 01:04:44,129
Hello, Ms. Tiller.
1061
01:04:44,296 --> 01:04:46,673
I'm curious, you have
Peace Lilies?
1062
01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:48,258
Of course.
1063
01:04:49,342 --> 01:04:51,595
Actually, I was just about to leave.
1064
01:04:52,554 --> 01:04:54,681
I never could
found my scissors.
1065
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:56,808
Is this for someone special?
1066
01:04:57,726 --> 01:04:59,352
Yes. Correct.
1067
01:05:00,187 --> 01:05:01,605
{\an8}EVERYTHING MUST BE SOLD
1068
01:05:01,688 --> 01:05:03,190
{\an8}You want to go, Miss Tiller?
1069
01:05:04,274 --> 01:05:06,359
{\an8}Yes. I'll move.
1070
01:05:07,652 --> 01:05:10,405
If I may ask, why move?
1071
01:05:10,614 --> 01:05:11,907
That...
1072
01:05:12,365 --> 01:05:15,243
- Just between us...
- Yes?
1073
01:05:15,535 --> 01:05:17,162
You know the guy who got burned?
1074
01:05:17,537 --> 01:05:18,830
George Merchant.
1075
01:05:18,914 --> 01:05:21,875
George Merchant, may he rest in peace,
want to buy this land,
1076
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:25,545
so, he sent his lawyer,
Martin Blower, may he rest in peace,
1077
01:05:25,629 --> 01:05:27,422
and I think I will accept it.
1078
01:05:27,798 --> 01:05:31,468
I don't have much family
here, except for Sissy's cousin.
1079
01:05:31,718 --> 01:05:34,930
So, I will accept the offer
and moved to Buford Abbey.
1080
01:05:35,013 --> 01:05:36,598
Would you like a greeting card?
1081
01:05:37,307 --> 01:05:39,559
No, sorry, you're talking
about the offer?
1082
01:05:39,643 --> 01:05:43,021
Turns out Martin Blower,
hope he calms down,
1083
01:05:43,188 --> 01:05:45,190
knowing where the new path is
1084
01:05:45,357 --> 01:05:48,026
because he dated Eve Draper,
hope he calms down,
1085
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,030
Then the reporter, may he calm down,
know the route
1086
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,491
and said
This land is very valuable.
1087
01:05:54,616 --> 01:05:56,952
Ten times their offer,
1088
01:05:57,077 --> 01:05:58,578
May they rest in peace, to me.
1089
01:05:58,787 --> 01:06:01,665
Because they're gone,
I decided to sell it
1090
01:06:01,748 --> 01:06:04,584
to some people from town
the Martin, George and Eve,
1091
01:06:04,668 --> 01:06:06,545
I hope they calm down, talk to them.
1092
01:06:06,628 --> 01:06:09,464
Apparently, they want to build
a kind of shopping center.
1093
01:06:09,548 --> 01:06:12,008
Of course, Sissy's cousin wasn't too happy
with that,
1094
01:06:12,092 --> 01:06:14,636
but as far as I'm concerned,
Sissy's cousin can...
1095
01:06:14,761 --> 01:06:17,305
Can you excuse me for a moment?
1096
01:06:32,696 --> 01:06:33,572
Stop!
1097
01:06:34,489 --> 01:06:35,699
In the name of law!
1098
01:06:52,382 --> 01:06:53,300
What?
1099
01:07:34,466 --> 01:07:36,259
Stop.
1100
01:07:37,093 --> 01:07:39,429
You're saying this wasn't an accident?
1101
01:07:40,764 --> 01:07:42,849
Leslie Tiller murdered!
1102
01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:44,392
- Like Team Messenger?
- Yes!
1103
01:07:44,476 --> 01:07:45,644
- George Merchant?
- Yes!
1104
01:07:45,727 --> 01:07:46,937
- Eve Draper?
- Yes!
1105
01:07:47,145 --> 01:07:48,647
- And Martin Blower?
- No.
1106
01:07:48,855 --> 01:07:50,690
- Is it true?
- Of course he does too!
1107
01:07:51,358 --> 01:07:52,525
Thanks, Danny.
1108
01:07:53,193 --> 01:07:56,238
Murder. Change the note.
1109
01:07:56,696 --> 01:07:57,822
Thanks, Andy.
1110
01:07:57,948 --> 01:08:02,160
Come on, Sergeant,
accept it was just an ordinary accident.
1111
01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:03,453
What do you think?
1112
01:08:03,536 --> 01:08:05,872
Leslie Tiller stumbled
and hit the scissors?
1113
01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:08,541
Ben Fletcher also fell
hit his rake last week.
1114
01:08:08,917 --> 01:08:11,878
Yes, accidents always happen.
Why do you think it was murder?
1115
01:08:12,212 --> 01:08:14,798
- Because I was there!
- That's right.
1116
01:08:15,006 --> 01:08:16,383
Why are you there?
1117
01:08:16,591 --> 01:08:20,720
I bought Officer Butterman
Peace Lilies on her birthday.
1118
01:08:20,887 --> 01:08:23,598
What nonsense.
1119
01:08:23,765 --> 01:08:27,560
I chased the suspect from the crime scene.
Innocent people will not run away!
1120
01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:30,897
Look, maybe it's our old friend,
the cactus thief.
1121
01:08:31,356 --> 01:08:32,983
Yes, he's a repeat criminal, isn't he?
1122
01:08:34,317 --> 01:08:36,528
Am I really crazy?
1123
01:08:39,364 --> 01:08:40,824
Maybe you're crazy.
1124
01:08:42,617 --> 01:08:45,412
Maybe you're the culprit.
1125
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:49,040
Yes, because you like killing so much.
1126
01:08:49,165 --> 01:08:50,792
- What...
- Sergeant Angel?
1127
01:08:51,001 --> 01:08:52,752
Yes! Pack.
1128
01:08:55,755 --> 01:08:57,966
Nicholas.
1129
01:08:58,550 --> 01:09:01,052
What will I do to you?
1130
01:09:01,469 --> 01:09:03,013
Sir, you have to understand...
1131
01:09:03,096 --> 01:09:05,515
No, you have to understand.
1132
01:09:06,725 --> 01:09:10,478
They are not familiar with the concept
what you are discussing.
1133
01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:13,148
That "P" word, Nicholas.
1134
01:09:14,024 --> 01:09:17,986
There have been no murders in Sandford
for 20 years.
1135
01:09:18,194 --> 01:09:19,988
But, sir, I'm sure.
1136
01:09:20,613 --> 01:09:23,742
What's more, I know who did it.
1137
01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:31,458
Can I see the manager?
1138
01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:39,632
Mr. Skinner to the manager's office.
1139
01:09:39,966 --> 01:09:43,303
Manager's office. Mr. Skinner.
1140
01:09:43,928 --> 01:09:47,307
Sergeant Angel. What do you need here?
1141
01:09:47,682 --> 01:09:51,311
Simon Skinner, I got you
for the murder of Leslie Tiller.
1142
01:09:51,561 --> 01:09:54,689
Leslie Tiller dead? How could that be?
1143
01:09:55,023 --> 01:09:57,108
He stumbled
and fell onto the scissors.
1144
01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:02,405
As well as for murder
against Team Messenger on May 1,
1145
01:10:02,655 --> 01:10:04,282
George Merchant on April 29,
1146
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,951
and Eve Draper and Martin Blower
on April 28.
1147
01:10:07,285 --> 01:10:10,997
- Why would I do that, Sergeant?
- I'm glad you asked that.
1148
01:10:12,665 --> 01:10:14,959
My first suspicion came true
when you show up
1149
01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:17,670
at the scene of Blower-Draper's death,
Sandford suburb,
1150
01:10:17,962 --> 01:10:21,383
even if you live and work
in the center of the village.
1151
01:10:21,466 --> 01:10:22,634
ACCIDENT
POLICE LINE
1152
01:10:22,884 --> 01:10:26,679
I remember your comment at the theater
the night before.
1153
01:10:27,305 --> 01:10:30,642
When you don't just realize
their affair,
1154
01:10:30,725 --> 01:10:32,811
but also conclude
Eve's connections on the board
1155
01:10:33,019 --> 01:10:35,480
can make it
know important information.
1156
01:10:35,730 --> 01:10:37,857
You even want to
"hit his head".
1157
01:10:37,941 --> 01:10:41,569
Maybe hoping to find out
proposed Sandford Bypass route.
1158
01:10:42,278 --> 01:10:43,071
SANDFORD CITIZENS:
GEORGE MERCHANT
1159
01:10:43,154 --> 01:10:44,489
You suspect George Merchant bought
1160
01:10:44,572 --> 01:10:46,282
a plot of land on the outskirts of Sandford,
1161
01:10:46,366 --> 01:10:48,993
after reading the Messenger Team article
in the Sandford Citizen.
1162
01:10:49,619 --> 01:10:52,747
You see, the land that Merchant bought
low value
1163
01:10:53,081 --> 01:10:54,999
but if it can be accessed by road...
1164
01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:55,959
THE MYSTERY OF THE NEW ROAD
1165
01:10:56,042 --> 01:10:59,295
this will be the main location
for retail parks.
1166
01:10:59,379 --> 01:11:01,423
Worried about your business
1167
01:11:01,506 --> 01:11:03,758
and potential customer disloyalty,
1168
01:11:03,842 --> 01:11:06,219
you show desire
to kill.
1169
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:09,264
You killed the competition ruthlessly.
1170
01:11:09,514 --> 01:11:11,474
Made the murder
like an accident.
1171
01:11:11,599 --> 01:11:14,561
You use a tow truck
to fake Blower-Draper's death
1172
01:11:14,769 --> 01:11:16,521
and burned the old man in his house,
1173
01:11:16,688 --> 01:11:19,774
cover your tracks
using bacon and nuts.
1174
01:11:20,066 --> 01:11:22,735
However, there was an error.
1175
01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:25,363
Messenger Team.
1176
01:11:25,613 --> 01:11:27,824
He was killed before he could tell his story
to me
1177
01:11:27,907 --> 01:11:30,493
what he said
to Leslie Tiller that afternoon.
1178
01:11:30,743 --> 01:11:33,121
The true value of the land.
1179
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,958
After finding out he was going to sell it
to developers,
1180
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:39,586
you killed him brutally
with the scissors.
1181
01:11:39,794 --> 01:11:44,632
And managed to escape
with your abilities as a runner.
1182
01:11:51,097 --> 01:11:54,642
Very entertaining. But I think
You watch too many movies.
1183
01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:59,481
- No.
- Why did I kill Leslie?
1184
01:11:59,647 --> 01:12:01,399
You obviously don't realize we're relatives.
1185
01:12:01,649 --> 01:12:04,235
But I know that, "Cousin Sissy".
1186
01:12:05,862 --> 01:12:09,908
I think it's my calling, Sissy,
just new knowledge for you.
1187
01:12:10,158 --> 01:12:13,578
I was known to study ballet as a teenager.
1188
01:12:13,661 --> 01:12:16,122
- Yes, Sissy Skinner.
- What a homosexual.
1189
01:12:16,789 --> 01:12:18,291
Thanks, Andrews.
1190
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:21,920
Now, despite my comments
about killing customers,
1191
01:12:22,003 --> 01:12:25,548
personally I like it
competition from other stores.
1192
01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:29,010
Anything to encourage my employees.
1193
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:35,391
Besides, what makes you think
can I remove part of the church roof?
1194
01:12:35,475 --> 01:12:37,936
About that,
how to fake a car accident?
1195
01:12:38,061 --> 01:12:41,481
It's very well known
the church roof needs repair.
1196
01:12:41,564 --> 01:12:43,566
And aren't two of your employees
1197
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:45,818
operate a towing service
for the board?
1198
01:12:46,236 --> 01:12:48,988
Sergeant, this is the 21st century.
1199
01:12:49,113 --> 01:12:51,699
Many people do
some work.
1200
01:12:51,824 --> 01:12:55,286
I myself teach painting
at the Village Hall.
1201
01:12:55,870 --> 01:12:58,206
Tina is a table dancer at the Flappers.
1202
01:12:58,915 --> 01:13:00,708
However, you can take advantage
1203
01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,794
tow truck for your personal purposes.
1204
01:13:02,877 --> 01:13:05,255
These accusations are meaningless, Sergeant,
1205
01:13:05,463 --> 01:13:07,298
unless you have strong evidence.
1206
01:13:07,465 --> 01:13:12,053
You are right.
I need something convincing.
1207
01:13:12,470 --> 01:13:14,472
Something that puts you at the scene of the crime.
1208
01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:18,226
Maybe a cut from broken glass
tonight.
1209
01:13:20,478 --> 01:13:21,938
Just tonight.
1210
01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:26,693
Sergeant, this is starting to get embarrassing.
1211
01:13:26,859 --> 01:13:30,238
How could I possibly be
in several places at once?
1212
01:13:32,198 --> 01:13:36,619
I'm sure it's the store's security footage
will set me free.
1213
01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:39,789
Please take a look.
1214
01:13:41,457 --> 01:13:42,250
HALLWAY
OUT
1215
01:13:57,807 --> 01:13:58,975
I can handle it.
1216
01:13:59,058 --> 01:14:01,394
Go home and enjoy
the rest of your birthday.
1217
01:14:02,228 --> 01:14:04,731
- You really gave me that plant?
- Yes, of course.
1218
01:14:04,814 --> 01:14:07,984
But it has been confiscated as evidence.
1219
01:14:08,526 --> 01:14:12,989
I mean, maybe
daddy let me water it?
1220
01:14:13,156 --> 01:14:14,324
Yes.
1221
01:14:17,744 --> 01:14:19,287
Sergeant, I want you to know
1222
01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:22,332
that if I do own the land
belongs to...
1223
01:14:24,667 --> 01:14:26,252
Leslie's,
1224
01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:29,839
I intend to make it
memorial park, in his honor.
1225
01:14:30,298 --> 01:14:34,719
Mr. Skinner, what are you doing
with your land, none of my business, so
1226
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:38,556
go.
1227
01:14:39,891 --> 01:14:43,895
Michael, please escort the sergeant out
as soon as he finished.
1228
01:14:44,395 --> 01:14:45,647
Yes.
1229
01:14:49,233 --> 01:14:52,195
I don't believe it
Leslie is dead.
1230
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,615
- How did that happen?
- He tripped and fell over the scissors.
1231
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:02,955
{\an8}FUCK
1232
01:15:03,956 --> 01:15:05,667
That's not my doing.
1233
01:15:14,217 --> 01:15:15,301
Hey, look.
1234
01:15:15,468 --> 01:15:17,553
Look,
Mr. Treacher put his coat on again.
1235
01:15:22,058 --> 01:15:23,643
You want something?
1236
01:15:25,311 --> 01:15:26,521
Cornetto.
1237
01:15:26,813 --> 01:15:28,064
ONLY ONE STUDENT
PER VISIT
1238
01:15:28,898 --> 01:15:30,858
You haven't caught the killers, have you?
1239
01:15:31,234 --> 01:15:32,902
There is only one killer.
1240
01:15:36,614 --> 01:15:38,950
You haven't caught the killers, have you?
1241
01:15:39,033 --> 01:15:42,245
- There is only one killer.
- You haven't caught the killers yet?
1242
01:15:42,328 --> 01:15:45,415
- There is only one killer.
- You haven't caught the killers yet?
1243
01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,375
There is only one killer.
1244
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:50,253
- What's wrong? Brain freeze?
- No, I understand it.
1245
01:15:50,795 --> 01:15:52,839
Let's go back to the police station, now!
1246
01:16:00,179 --> 01:16:01,806
- There is more than one perpetrator.
- What?
1247
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:04,600
- There is more than one killer.
- You said Skinner.
1248
01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:06,644
Maybe it still is. Maybe he...
1249
01:16:06,728 --> 01:16:08,020
Maybe he's not alone. Any other.
1250
01:16:08,396 --> 01:16:11,566
Nicholas, you're an excellent officer.
1251
01:16:11,816 --> 01:16:13,276
But I've seen this.
1252
01:16:14,026 --> 01:16:16,154
- Sir?
- Sergeant Popwell.
1253
01:16:16,988 --> 01:16:19,073
It's the exact same thing.
1254
01:16:19,615 --> 01:16:23,286
You're from the city
where there is danger everywhere,
1255
01:16:24,662 --> 01:16:26,372
and it makes you very angry.
1256
01:16:27,540 --> 01:16:28,583
Yes, Sir.
1257
01:16:29,292 --> 01:16:31,961
Do yourself a favor. Get some sleep.
1258
01:16:32,712 --> 01:16:35,131
If you still feel
the same thing tomorrow,
1259
01:16:35,715 --> 01:16:38,676
I promise,
I'll look into it straight away.
1260
01:16:42,638 --> 01:16:45,475
Hey. Hey, what happened?
What is this?
1261
01:16:46,309 --> 01:16:50,188
There isn't anything.
I'll just go back to the hotel.
1262
01:16:50,271 --> 01:16:52,106
Do you need a ride?
1263
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:55,943
No, I can walk.
1264
01:17:59,215 --> 01:18:02,301
Hey, Hotshot,
Playtime is over.
1265
01:18:06,389 --> 01:18:07,431
Michael?
1266
01:18:08,766 --> 01:18:10,059
Michael?
1267
01:18:10,476 --> 01:18:11,936
Are you there?
1268
01:18:12,103 --> 01:18:13,437
Michael?
1269
01:18:14,230 --> 01:18:16,148
Is everything okay?
1270
01:18:18,776 --> 01:18:19,861
Yes.
1271
01:18:19,986 --> 01:18:22,780
Is Sergeant Angel taken care of?
1272
01:18:22,947 --> 01:18:24,031
Yes.
1273
01:18:24,115 --> 01:18:26,284
He won't come back again?
1274
01:18:29,161 --> 01:18:30,329
No.
1275
01:18:31,998 --> 01:18:33,958
Good. Go to the castle
1276
01:18:39,630 --> 01:18:41,173
Frank, this is real.
1277
01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:44,719
Skinner sent men to kill me,
now, he's gone somewhere.
1278
01:18:45,261 --> 01:18:47,722
I think to the castle.
I will chase him.
1279
01:18:47,805 --> 01:18:49,724
Understand? By the way, this is Nicholas.
1280
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:54,520
Good grief.
1281
01:18:55,062 --> 01:18:56,814
What about your Peace Lilies?
1282
01:18:57,273 --> 01:19:01,110
Danny, stay here, okay?
Watch him, and call your father.
1283
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:03,029
- I am right.
- You alone?
1284
01:19:03,571 --> 01:19:06,407
- I'll crack this case.
- Nicholas, wait.
1285
01:19:08,284 --> 01:19:09,702
You might need this.
1286
01:19:10,411 --> 01:19:11,495
Thank you, Colleague.
1287
01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:48,199
How can I be
in several places at once?
1288
01:19:48,532 --> 01:19:51,410
How can I be
in several places at once?
1289
01:19:51,619 --> 01:19:54,622
How can I be
in several places at once?
1290
01:19:56,123 --> 01:20:00,586
I can't believe Leslie is dead.
How did that happen?
1291
01:20:00,711 --> 01:20:03,214
You will find us very strict.
1292
01:20:03,297 --> 01:20:05,341
Who could do something like this?
1293
01:20:05,424 --> 01:20:08,886
It seems Mr. Merchant wants to fry
and leave the gas on.
1294
01:20:09,011 --> 01:20:11,263
- A bad way to die.
- What's wrong, Danny?
1295
01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:12,932
You haven't caught the murderers yet?
1296
01:20:13,516 --> 01:20:14,976
You haven't caught the murderers yet?
1297
01:20:15,101 --> 01:20:16,394
THE FOUNTAIN RESTORATION WAS COMPLETED IN 1993
BLESSINGS
1298
01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:23,317
Now, a quick announcement
before we start.
1299
01:20:23,818 --> 01:20:27,989
Janet Barker has decided
named his children Roger and Martin.
1300
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,952
The christening will be a week after
on Saturday and we are invited.
1301
01:20:33,577 --> 01:20:35,454
- Tom.
- Thank you, Joyce.
1302
01:20:36,205 --> 01:20:39,083
You'll be happy to hear
1303
01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:43,838
The persistent Sergeant Angel has been taken care of.
1304
01:20:44,296 --> 01:20:47,216
Joyce will find the Sgt
1305
01:20:47,341 --> 01:20:49,719
lying on the bathroom floor
wet one,
1306
01:20:49,802 --> 01:20:53,514
slipped and broke his neck
tragically.
1307
01:20:53,973 --> 01:20:57,768
So, with his death,
we can concentrate
1308
01:20:57,852 --> 01:21:00,354
in eradicating the hooded pests.
1309
01:21:00,438 --> 01:21:01,480
That's right.
1310
01:21:01,564 --> 01:21:04,859
After that,
nothing stands in our way.
1311
01:21:05,651 --> 01:21:07,528
I don't agree, Mr. Weaver.
1312
01:21:08,070 --> 01:21:11,907
Looks like we have a visitor.
1313
01:21:12,742 --> 01:21:15,619
Sergeant Nicholas Angel.
Sandford Police Service.
1314
01:21:15,911 --> 01:21:18,748
Man, he's tenacious, huh?
1315
01:21:18,831 --> 01:21:21,667
You are being detained on suspicion
conspiring to murder.
1316
01:21:22,626 --> 01:21:24,670
Come on, Sergeant.
1317
01:21:24,962 --> 01:21:28,090
You should be ashamed.
Claims to be a caring community.
1318
01:21:28,549 --> 01:21:31,802
- We do care, Nicholas.
- This is for the greater good.
1319
01:21:31,886 --> 01:21:33,304
Greater good.
1320
01:21:33,387 --> 01:21:35,139
How can this be?
1321
01:21:35,222 --> 01:21:36,390
Greater good.
1322
01:21:36,474 --> 01:21:38,726
Like this,
although I enjoy your theory, Sergeant,
1323
01:21:38,809 --> 01:21:40,644
the truth is not complicated at all.
1324
01:21:40,728 --> 01:21:45,983
Blower's fate was only a consequence
from his position as a lousy actor.
1325
01:21:47,401 --> 01:21:48,569
Pretty lame.
1326
01:21:48,694 --> 01:21:49,904
You killed him because of that?
1327
01:21:51,405 --> 01:21:53,657
- He killed Bill Shakespeare.
- What?
1328
01:21:54,533 --> 01:21:57,411
The Drama Community is our pride.
1329
01:21:57,661 --> 01:21:59,371
Don't let him ruin it.
1330
01:21:59,455 --> 01:22:01,665
Not when there are two semi-professionals
queue.
1331
01:22:01,749 --> 01:22:04,376
Don't forget Greg is an extra
in Straw Dogs.
1332
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:06,420
Sheree plays corpse
in Prime Suspect.
1333
01:22:06,545 --> 01:22:07,421
Yes I know!
1334
01:22:07,671 --> 01:22:10,549
Martin cared less
with the village's reputation
1335
01:22:10,716 --> 01:22:13,427
than the affair
with Eve Draper.
1336
01:22:13,677 --> 01:22:15,554
So, Eve deserves to die too?
1337
01:22:15,721 --> 01:22:17,223
His laughter was disturbing.
1338
01:22:18,057 --> 01:22:19,141
Bother.
1339
01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:21,435
- And George Merchant?
- The house is terrible.
1340
01:22:22,645 --> 01:22:23,521
Terrifying.
1341
01:22:23,604 --> 01:22:25,606
We begged him for his house
1342
01:22:25,689 --> 01:22:27,650
more in line with the rustic aesthetic.
1343
01:22:29,026 --> 01:22:31,278
So what about the Messenger Team?
What is the crime?
1344
01:22:31,570 --> 01:22:36,117
Team Messenger tenure
as a newspaper editor was unbearable.
1345
01:22:36,492 --> 01:22:40,412
Our great newspaper
filled with tabloid journalism.
1346
01:22:40,788 --> 01:22:42,498
Also the error.
1347
01:22:42,706 --> 01:22:45,751
- He listed his age as 55 years old.
- Should be 53 years old.
1348
01:22:45,835 --> 01:22:46,961
Fifty-three.
1349
01:22:47,086 --> 01:22:48,963
What about Leslie Tiller? Your friends?
1350
01:22:49,255 --> 01:22:51,674
His horticultural expertise
made Sandford famous.
1351
01:22:52,216 --> 01:22:55,427
- He used to be great.
- That's very unfortunate.
1352
01:22:56,637 --> 01:23:00,015
But it looks like he's moving on.
1353
01:23:00,099 --> 01:23:03,561
We can't share his expertise
with other villages.
1354
01:23:03,686 --> 01:23:05,604
Especially with infidels
at Buford Abbey.
1355
01:23:05,688 --> 01:23:08,023
If we don't have it,
no one can.
1356
01:23:08,274 --> 01:23:09,984
What greater good?
1357
01:23:10,067 --> 01:23:11,944
- The greater good.
- Shut up!
1358
01:23:12,111 --> 01:23:15,197
They die for no reason.
For no reason at all!
1359
01:23:15,906 --> 01:23:17,158
I won't say that.
1360
01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:20,870
Hello, Nicholas.
1361
01:23:22,371 --> 01:23:23,747
I was like you before.
1362
01:23:24,623 --> 01:23:28,002
I believe in
the words of the eternal law.
1363
01:23:28,669 --> 01:23:31,797
That was until Mrs. Butterman was taken from me.
1364
01:23:33,132 --> 01:23:35,551
No one loves Sandford more
than him.
1365
01:23:35,843 --> 01:23:39,013
She's the head of the Women's Institute,
chairman of the flora committee.
1366
01:23:40,181 --> 01:23:42,099
When the Best Village contest begins,
1367
01:23:42,183 --> 01:23:45,853
he works all the time.
I've never seen that kind of dedication.
1368
01:23:47,104 --> 01:23:52,026
On the evening before the appraiser's arrival,
tourists come to Callahan Park.
1369
01:23:53,235 --> 01:23:56,864
Before you say, "gypsy",
our village we are covered in dog feces,
1370
01:23:56,947 --> 01:23:59,158
children of thieves and dirty wanderers.
1371
01:23:59,241 --> 01:24:00,993
Dirty traveler.
1372
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:03,996
We lost the title
and Irene lost her mind.
1373
01:24:05,414 --> 01:24:08,459
He plunged into the Sandford Gorge
with his car.
1374
01:24:09,501 --> 01:24:14,298
From then on, I swear
I will make him proud.
1375
01:24:14,965 --> 01:24:19,220
Whatever it takes,
we will make Sandford great again.
1376
01:24:19,929 --> 01:24:21,513
Sir, this doesn't make sense.
1377
01:24:21,847 --> 01:24:25,434
The appraisers arrive tomorrow.
We have to prepare everything.
1378
01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:28,395
So this is what it's all about
won the title of Best Village?
1379
01:24:28,479 --> 01:24:32,107
This is the best village, Nicholas.
You've seen the people.
1380
01:24:32,441 --> 01:24:34,902
They are happy, satisfied.
1381
01:24:35,152 --> 01:24:36,820
They live in a dream world.
1382
01:24:37,196 --> 01:24:39,406
Sergeant Popwell thought
just like you.
1383
01:24:39,615 --> 01:24:41,575
I'm disappointed
You don't see the big picture.
1384
01:24:41,659 --> 01:24:43,827
I'm happy to disappoint you, sir.
1385
01:24:44,078 --> 01:24:46,080
Unfortunately you have to come with me.
1386
01:24:46,163 --> 01:24:48,249
You all have to come with me.
1387
01:24:48,332 --> 01:24:50,125
No, Nicholas.
1388
01:24:50,334 --> 01:24:54,755
Unfortunately you have to come with us.
1389
01:25:02,930 --> 01:25:04,348
Danny, don't.
1390
01:25:09,061 --> 01:25:11,897
Retreat! Retreat! Or I swear,
you will explain
1391
01:25:11,981 --> 01:25:14,483
how Danny tripped
and his head was cut off.
1392
01:25:14,566 --> 01:25:16,819
Come on, Nicholas. You're not a murderer.
1393
01:25:16,902 --> 01:25:18,195
I mean it!
1394
01:25:21,699 --> 01:25:22,866
Unlucky!
1395
01:25:37,798 --> 01:25:40,843
Gypsy trash. Traveler
1396
01:25:41,468 --> 01:25:44,138
Children of thieves. Dog poop
1397
01:25:46,515 --> 01:25:48,517
Dirty wanderer.
1398
01:25:48,851 --> 01:25:51,895
Dirty wanderer.
1399
01:25:53,230 --> 01:25:54,523
Dirty wanderer.
1400
01:25:54,606 --> 01:25:58,319
There was no murder
in Sandford for 20 years.
1401
01:25:58,402 --> 01:26:01,113
There is a reason we accommodate
some lads in the pub.
1402
01:26:01,405 --> 01:26:03,907
There's trouble at Ellroy Farm.
1403
01:26:03,991 --> 01:26:05,951
I will make sure everyone gets rewarded.
1404
01:26:06,035 --> 01:26:07,036
Disruption.
1405
01:26:07,619 --> 01:26:09,455
Big bushy beard.
1406
01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:11,790
Beard.
1407
01:26:11,915 --> 01:26:14,752
If we don't act tough
to these clowns...
1408
01:26:14,877 --> 01:26:16,587
We'll figure it out.
1409
01:26:28,807 --> 01:26:29,975
Danny!
1410
01:26:50,329 --> 01:26:52,289
YOU LEAVE SANDFORD
BE CAREFUL
1411
01:27:04,927 --> 01:27:05,803
Ta-da.
1412
01:27:05,886 --> 01:27:06,762
HEINZ
TOMATO SAUCE
1413
01:27:06,845 --> 01:27:07,971
What are you doing?
1414
01:27:08,138 --> 01:27:09,723
Save you.
1415
01:27:11,934 --> 01:27:14,561
- This is murder!
- No, it's sauce.
1416
01:27:14,645 --> 01:27:17,189
I don't mean this, but another.
1417
01:27:17,606 --> 01:27:20,401
- What else?
- Others that NWA has killed.
1418
01:27:20,484 --> 01:27:22,027
- That's not true.
- That's right!
1419
01:27:22,111 --> 01:27:24,196
Dad just said
it's his special club
1420
01:27:24,279 --> 01:27:26,281
I thought it was just about criticizing people
1421
01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:29,243
- and told them to leave.
- There are a lot of skeletons there!
1422
01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:31,120
I don't know anything about that.
1423
01:27:31,203 --> 01:27:33,330
- What do you think happened?
- Not this!
1424
01:27:33,414 --> 01:27:34,540
Maybe Frank.
1425
01:27:34,623 --> 01:27:37,000
He made himself a judge,
jury, and executioner.
1426
01:27:37,084 --> 01:27:40,087
- He's not Judge Judy and the executioner.
- He's like that!
1427
01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:43,090
- Help me beat him.
- I can't.
1428
01:27:44,716 --> 01:27:47,511
He's my father. Take my car.
1429
01:27:48,637 --> 01:27:51,640
Come back to London.
There's nothing you can do.
1430
01:27:51,723 --> 01:27:55,477
I can go back.
And bring troops
1431
01:27:55,644 --> 01:27:57,438
from the City Police Department with me.
1432
01:27:57,521 --> 01:28:00,482
They will remove it.
Who will they believe?
1433
01:28:00,858 --> 01:28:03,402
My father, or a London police officer
which is crazy.
1434
01:28:03,485 --> 01:28:05,112
But it's not just me, right?
1435
01:28:05,404 --> 01:28:08,031
We can do it together.
You and me. Colleague.
1436
01:28:08,740 --> 01:28:11,827
Forget it, Nicholas. This is Sandford.
1437
01:28:57,706 --> 01:28:58,957
HESTON SERVICES
1438
01:29:03,462 --> 01:29:05,756
Is everything ready? Pack?
1439
01:29:12,095 --> 01:29:13,138
BUY AN ACTION MOVIE DVD!
1440
01:29:13,222 --> 01:29:14,097
Pack?
1441
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:15,891
Pack?
1442
01:29:17,518 --> 01:29:19,144
Is there anything I can help?
1443
01:29:20,521 --> 01:29:21,396
No.
1444
01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:26,985
This is something
which I have to do myself.
1445
01:29:40,082 --> 01:29:42,543
WELCOME TO SANDFORD
A COMMUNITY THAT CARES
1446
01:29:52,678 --> 01:29:56,098
Beautiful day as usual in the heavenly village.
1447
01:30:04,064 --> 01:30:05,148
Danny?
1448
01:30:14,366 --> 01:30:15,242
This...
1449
01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:22,332
Mother!
1450
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,137
What are you going to do?
1451
01:30:35,429 --> 01:30:38,098
It just came
and capture the entire village?
1452
01:30:40,267 --> 01:30:41,435
Not really.
1453
01:31:14,718 --> 01:31:17,596
Sergeant Angel?
Someone from London is calling you.
1454
01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:27,105
I'd say you'd call them.
1455
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,277
- It is funny.
- What's that?
1456
01:31:32,861 --> 01:31:34,780
I didn't know we had an equestrian division.
1457
01:31:35,614 --> 01:31:37,240
Nobody told me.
1458
01:31:54,007 --> 01:31:55,217
Want to do something useful?
1459
01:32:05,352 --> 01:32:09,940
Annette, Sergeant Angel is back.
Look at the horse.
1460
01:32:10,982 --> 01:32:12,567
Understood!
1461
01:32:14,736 --> 01:32:15,904
This...
1462
01:32:16,613 --> 01:32:17,781
Angel.
1463
01:32:25,997 --> 01:32:27,416
COME IN!
1464
01:33:28,935 --> 01:33:30,020
Good morning.
1465
01:34:07,808 --> 01:34:08,809
ONLY ONE STUDENT
PER VISIT
1466
01:34:53,770 --> 01:34:55,021
That's what I mean.
1467
01:35:10,537 --> 01:35:12,038
Still feel uninvolved?
1468
01:35:39,357 --> 01:35:40,567
Fascist!
1469
01:35:57,208 --> 01:35:58,376
Witch!
1470
01:36:12,349 --> 01:36:13,642
Do not move!
1471
01:36:15,727 --> 01:36:17,771
- My waist!
- Stop!
1472
01:36:19,022 --> 01:36:20,649
Please stop this!
1473
01:36:21,691 --> 01:36:24,486
Let's stop it
this senseless violence.
1474
01:36:26,154 --> 01:36:27,822
Nicholas, my son.
1475
01:36:29,157 --> 01:36:32,702
You may not believe in God,
but you are clearly a lover of peace.
1476
01:36:33,244 --> 01:36:35,372
I may not believe in God, Pastor,
1477
01:36:36,039 --> 01:36:38,792
but I know right from wrong,
1478
01:36:39,834 --> 01:36:42,295
and I have grace
to recognize that.
1479
01:36:43,588 --> 01:36:45,382
Move over, Grasshopper.
1480
01:36:47,050 --> 01:36:47,926
No!
1481
01:36:49,844 --> 01:36:51,388
Good grief!
1482
01:36:52,013 --> 01:36:53,473
Nicolas!
1483
01:37:00,397 --> 01:37:01,940
I thought you died.
1484
01:37:02,023 --> 01:37:03,566
Put down your weapons!
1485
01:37:04,859 --> 01:37:06,903
- Doctor Hatcher, no!
- Shut up, Danny.
1486
01:37:07,988 --> 01:37:10,115
I helped bring you into this world,
1487
01:37:10,615 --> 01:37:13,785
I think it's suitable
if I had to kill you.
1488
01:37:14,744 --> 01:37:17,956
You and your little friend
who likes to disturb.
1489
01:37:18,873 --> 01:37:20,000
Now...
1490
01:37:24,546 --> 01:37:25,422
Put down the weapon.
1491
01:37:42,313 --> 01:37:44,482
You're a doctor, accept that.
1492
01:37:44,566 --> 01:37:45,942
Yes, asshole.
1493
01:37:47,068 --> 01:37:48,987
- Danny, come on.
- What's your idea?
1494
01:37:51,364 --> 01:37:52,449
Pubs?
1495
01:38:52,675 --> 01:38:54,552
Roy!
1496
01:38:54,969 --> 01:38:58,181
Somebody call the police!
1497
01:38:58,306 --> 01:38:59,432
Do not move!
1498
01:39:02,727 --> 01:39:05,396
Officer, arrest the man.
1499
01:39:05,730 --> 01:39:07,982
Danny, stay away from him.
1500
01:39:08,066 --> 01:39:09,109
No, Dad.
1501
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:11,611
Danny, do as you're told.
1502
01:39:11,820 --> 01:39:13,780
I don't take Father's orders anymore.
1503
01:39:14,614 --> 01:39:17,867
- Officer, arrest them!
- Wait!
1504
01:39:17,951 --> 01:39:19,119
Please catch us.
1505
01:39:19,285 --> 01:39:22,080
Please imprison us
and returned to being his slave.
1506
01:39:22,330 --> 01:39:23,748
Or become a real policeman,
1507
01:39:23,873 --> 01:39:25,917
and help end it
this ridiculous story.
1508
01:39:26,126 --> 01:39:29,337
- What does it mean?
- What do you mean?
1509
01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:32,173
Have you ever thought
Why is the crime rate here so low?
1510
01:39:32,257 --> 01:39:34,592
But the accident rate is so high?
1511
01:39:34,676 --> 01:39:37,720
- No. Yes. What?
- You've been brainwashed, Tony.
1512
01:39:38,138 --> 01:39:41,141
Brainwashed to be naive
by an old man obsessed with killing.
1513
01:39:41,474 --> 01:39:44,060
- This is ridiculous.
- No, Dad.
1514
01:39:44,602 --> 01:39:46,396
This is so not ridiculous.
1515
01:39:46,479 --> 01:39:49,607
Only now am I starting to realise
how not ridiculous is that.
1516
01:39:49,691 --> 01:39:51,151
Shut up, Danny!
1517
01:39:51,568 --> 01:39:54,320
- Think of your mother!
- Mom is dead, Dad.
1518
01:39:55,572 --> 01:39:58,783
For the first time in my life,
you know, I'm happy.
1519
01:39:59,075 --> 01:40:00,827
If he saw what Father had done,
1520
01:40:01,494 --> 01:40:05,165
he might commit suicide again.
1521
01:40:05,832 --> 01:40:09,127
- Sorry, I'm really confused.
- Sandford is a lie.
1522
01:40:09,210 --> 01:40:12,839
For 20 years, this village was controlled
by Frank and NWA.
1523
01:40:12,922 --> 01:40:15,091
They make everyone think
this village is perfect
1524
01:40:15,466 --> 01:40:17,719
and kill anyone
that will change it.
1525
01:40:25,602 --> 01:40:27,395
I think he has a point.
1526
01:40:29,272 --> 01:40:31,858
He said, "I guess he's right, too."
1527
01:40:32,317 --> 01:40:33,276
I know.
1528
01:40:33,610 --> 01:40:36,446
You guys aren't serious
would trust this man, wouldn't they?
1529
01:40:36,946 --> 01:40:39,741
Is it true?
He's not even from here.
1530
01:40:43,953 --> 01:40:47,165
Maybe it's time
to surrender, sir.
1531
01:40:49,876 --> 01:40:52,545
You incompetent soldiers!
1532
01:41:01,554 --> 01:41:04,390
Officer Walker, stay here
be with Saxon and take control of the situation.
1533
01:41:04,515 --> 01:41:06,893
- Okay.
- Everyone else, come with me.
1534
01:41:08,686 --> 01:41:10,563
- How is dad?
- He'll be back.
1535
01:41:11,231 --> 01:41:12,899
You want something from the shop?
1536
01:41:19,405 --> 01:41:21,366
CUSTOMER SPECIAL PARKING
1537
01:41:30,833 --> 01:41:32,001
What's your idea?
1538
01:41:32,085 --> 01:41:34,254
We attack now
while still surprising.
1539
01:41:34,337 --> 01:41:36,172
If it gets longer,
they can prepare.
1540
01:41:36,256 --> 01:41:39,217
We enter through the front door,
take over aisle by aisle.
1541
01:41:39,300 --> 01:41:40,843
They wouldn't have expected that.
1542
01:41:41,427 --> 01:41:42,553
Good. Follow what he says.
1543
01:41:45,348 --> 01:41:48,685
Geez. These are the police.
1544
01:41:51,187 --> 01:41:53,564
- Maybe they don't exist.
- Wait here.
1545
01:41:53,648 --> 01:41:56,693
- Don't go in alone.
- Don't worry, he knows what to do.
1546
01:42:00,363 --> 01:42:01,823
Okay. They're inside.
1547
01:42:01,948 --> 01:42:04,033
You take care of the shop.
I take care of pushing the trolley.
1548
01:42:06,202 --> 01:42:07,328
Good grief!
1549
01:42:14,836 --> 01:42:17,880
No, listen. Wait,
Michael, wait, listen to me.
1550
01:42:18,965 --> 01:42:21,134
Is this really what you want?
1551
01:42:21,801 --> 01:42:22,677
Yes.
1552
01:42:23,636 --> 01:42:24,846
Just go ahead.
1553
01:42:33,271 --> 01:42:34,897
Come on, quickly.
1554
01:42:37,942 --> 01:42:38,860
Come on.
1555
01:42:51,539 --> 01:42:53,333
Andy!
1556
01:42:56,336 --> 01:42:59,047
It's okay, Andy.
It's just bolognese!
1557
01:43:40,254 --> 01:43:40,922
BE CAREFUL
SLIPPERY FLOORS
1558
01:43:59,732 --> 01:44:01,776
- How is Lurch?
- He's in the cooler.
1559
01:44:01,901 --> 01:44:04,445
- You said, "Cool yourself"?
- Actually no.
1560
01:44:04,529 --> 01:44:06,781
- Too bad.
- There's something at the beginning
1561
01:44:06,864 --> 01:44:09,117
what you missed
when I distract him with a doll.
1562
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,994
I said, "Playtime's over,"
I hit him with flowers.
1563
01:44:12,078 --> 01:44:14,080
You're out of control!
1564
01:44:14,288 --> 01:44:17,625
- What's the situation?
- Two men and a lot of cutlery.
1565
01:44:17,792 --> 01:44:18,793
What do you see?
1566
01:44:22,630 --> 01:44:23,798
Idea.
1567
01:44:47,613 --> 01:44:49,031
Good job, everyone.
1568
01:44:58,749 --> 01:45:01,377
- Good, Doris.
- I like beating up girls.
1569
01:45:04,547 --> 01:45:06,424
Fruit attack!
1570
01:45:07,508 --> 01:45:10,178
Can you handle this, Sergeant Fisher?
We're chasing the boss.
1571
01:45:10,386 --> 01:45:11,679
Leave it to us.
1572
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:14,140
- Danny, come on.
- Angel!
1573
01:45:14,348 --> 01:45:16,058
Don't be annoying.
1574
01:45:16,476 --> 01:45:18,561
I will not give you satisfaction.
1575
01:45:26,110 --> 01:45:27,612
We have to get down there.
1576
01:45:27,987 --> 01:45:28,946
How to?
1577
01:45:29,322 --> 01:45:30,406
Jump.
1578
01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:38,831
- Shall we catch up with them?
- Yes.
1579
01:45:50,426 --> 01:45:53,846
- I'll drive
- Come on in! Start the car!
1580
01:45:55,681 --> 01:46:00,478
GOOD LUCK SANDFORD!
1581
01:46:38,182 --> 01:46:39,058
Bang! Bang!
1582
01:46:45,648 --> 01:46:46,732
Swan!
1583
01:47:06,168 --> 01:47:07,461
Swan!
1584
01:47:35,239 --> 01:47:36,282
Retreat!
1585
01:47:36,991 --> 01:47:38,784
Or I'll shoot him!
1586
01:47:41,245 --> 01:47:43,789
You little brat!
1587
01:48:19,617 --> 01:48:23,454
Get out of my village!
1588
01:48:29,710 --> 01:48:31,671
This isn't your village anymore.
1589
01:48:49,021 --> 01:48:50,648
- You're great, kid.
- Yes.
1590
01:48:50,815 --> 01:48:52,733
- What's your name?
- Aaron A. Aaronson.
1591
01:48:53,067 --> 01:48:53,943
What?
1592
01:48:56,278 --> 01:49:00,825
Angel!
1593
01:49:21,387 --> 01:49:22,471
It's over, Danny.
1594
01:49:24,140 --> 01:49:25,307
It's over.
1595
01:49:29,145 --> 01:49:33,941
This is very painful.
1596
01:49:34,483 --> 01:49:39,572
I need ice cream.
1597
01:49:40,322 --> 01:49:43,242
Don't worry.
There is a lot of ice cream at the police station.
1598
01:49:43,617 --> 01:49:45,035
Isn't that right, Danny?
1599
01:49:45,453 --> 01:49:46,871
Retreat!
1600
01:49:46,954 --> 01:49:49,749
- Stop, Frank, you're ridiculous!
- Now.
1601
01:49:50,666 --> 01:49:52,168
We don't want any more victims.
1602
01:49:52,501 --> 01:49:55,171
Frank, this is how it all started
you lost your wife.
1603
01:49:55,337 --> 01:49:57,173
Don't expect me to believe it
this will be the same.
1604
01:49:57,381 --> 01:49:59,467
I'll let you know
how does this end!
1605
01:50:42,343 --> 01:50:44,303
I feel like I have to say it
intelligent speech.
1606
01:50:44,678 --> 01:50:46,680
You don't need to say anything.
1607
01:50:59,485 --> 01:51:02,404
A satisfying conclusion
for the entire operation.
1608
01:51:02,905 --> 01:51:06,742
Now, my perfect Sunday
will start with...
1609
01:51:12,248 --> 01:51:13,707
What do you think, Nicholas?
1610
01:51:13,833 --> 01:51:15,876
We are trying to contact you
recently.
1611
01:51:16,043 --> 01:51:18,963
- I'm a bit busy.
- We need you back.
1612
01:51:19,129 --> 01:51:23,259
Crime rates increase
without your presence.
1613
01:51:23,342 --> 01:51:24,385
Come back to London.
1614
01:51:24,468 --> 01:51:27,721
Sandford is not the right place
for an outstanding officer.
1615
01:51:27,847 --> 01:51:29,765
The problem is, sir
1616
01:51:31,559 --> 01:51:33,227
I like being here.
1617
01:51:33,394 --> 01:51:36,230
Apart from that,
we had to do a lot of paperwork.
1618
01:52:03,132 --> 01:52:05,134
Gosh, Nick,
this will take a long time.
1619
01:52:05,217 --> 01:52:06,802
Yes, this takes all night.
1620
01:52:06,886 --> 01:52:09,430
Luckily we got it
extra power, right Andy?
1621
01:52:09,513 --> 01:52:13,767
Official vocabulary guide
states it is called a "resource"
1622
01:52:14,018 --> 01:52:16,270
because of the "additional power"
sounds a bit sexist.
1623
01:52:18,731 --> 01:52:20,774
You don't mind that, Doris?
1624
01:52:21,483 --> 01:52:22,651
Fuck!
1625
01:52:25,029 --> 01:52:26,030
Andy!
1626
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:27,323
You bastard!
1627
01:52:31,243 --> 01:52:32,578
Yes.
1628
01:52:36,832 --> 01:52:38,042
Do you know who you are?
1629
01:52:39,585 --> 01:52:41,462
Trouble maker!
1630
01:52:47,051 --> 01:52:49,303
No!
1631
01:53:03,984 --> 01:53:05,194
Oh my God, no!
1632
01:53:28,384 --> 01:53:29,426
Danny!
1633
01:53:32,137 --> 01:53:33,263
Danny!
1634
01:53:35,099 --> 01:53:37,184
Good grief. Hang in there, Danny,
hang on.
1635
01:53:37,601 --> 01:53:39,895
Hang in there, you'll be fine.
1636
01:53:40,646 --> 01:53:42,940
Hang in there. Hang in there!
1637
01:53:43,816 --> 01:53:45,275
Everything will be fine.
1638
01:53:46,986 --> 01:53:48,612
Everything will be fine.
1639
01:53:49,238 --> 01:53:50,864
Everything will be fine.
1640
01:53:51,824 --> 01:53:53,951
Everything will be fine.
1641
01:53:55,995 --> 01:54:00,249
ONE YEAR LATER
1642
01:54:32,448 --> 01:54:33,449
Hope you like it.
1643
01:54:33,615 --> 01:54:36,201
REMEMBERING BUTTERMAN
1644
01:54:36,702 --> 01:54:40,080
Yes. The flowers are beautiful.
1645
01:54:49,673 --> 01:54:52,551
- There are police near the church?
- Please, Doris.
1646
01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:54,636
Sir, there are reports of a number of hipsters
1647
01:54:54,762 --> 01:54:57,139
damage the recycling bin
at the supermarket.
1648
01:54:57,222 --> 01:54:59,016
- Leave it to us.
- OK.
1649
01:54:59,099 --> 01:55:00,476
Sergeant Butterman?
1650
01:55:00,893 --> 01:55:03,228
It's time for action.
1651
01:55:03,687 --> 01:55:05,022
Liven up the atmosphere.
1652
02:00:43,210 --> 02:00:45,212
Subtitle translation by Maria Elizabeth