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Gentlemen.
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LEONARD: Hey.
HOWARD: Hello.
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If any of you are looking for something
to do on Valentine's Day,
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Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever
live episode of Fun with Flags.
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You're welcome to join us
as we celebrate the timeless love affair
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between wind and flapping fabric.
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Penny and I have dinner reservations
that night, but any other time, no.
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Sorry, Bernie and I are breaking in
the new hot tub, if you know what I mean.
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Not a clue. Raj?
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I'm spending Valentine's Day with Emily.
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You don't sound very excited about it.
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I am. I am. I guess I'm still wondering
if Emily and I are right for each other.
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Does this have to do with that girl
you had coffee with?
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You mean the strong, sexy angel
I can't stop thinking about? Who can say?
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You've been talking about
breaking up with Emily forever,
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why don't you just do it already?
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Just get it over with.
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Well, you say it like it's easy.
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Have any one of you
ever broken up with anyone?
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- No.
- Not really.
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You know, once I ordered
an Uber by accident.
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I just got in and went somewhere.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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So, you're really gonna break up with her?
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Yeah, I think so. Do you have any advice?
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Well, I have broken up with
my fair share of guys.
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I mean, how many times
did I break up with Leonard?
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I stopped counting at four.
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Great. My advice to you is do it at her
place so you can leave when you need to.
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Tell the truth, make it quick,
and be prepared for tears.
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Oh, I'm gonna do a pre-cry before I go
in there, really dry myself out.
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- She meant Emily.
- No, I really didn't.
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- You're seriously breaking up with me?
- Yeah.
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And you thought right before
Valentine's Day was a good time to do it?
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You're right, let's talk again
in a few days.
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Hey, Claire. Hi, it's Rajesh.
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I was wondering if
you're free for Valentine's Day?
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Sorry, I just got back with my boyfriend.
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But I just broke up with my girlfriend.
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Right before Valentine's Day?
(SCOFFS) What an ass.
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Please take me back!
Our love was meant to be...
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(SOBBING) I'm gonna be all alone
on Valentine's Day!
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Hmm, you were right, tears.
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Okay. And we are live in 22 minutes.
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I'm nervous. I hope people will be around
to watch even though it's Valentine's Day.
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People who are fans of an Internet show
about flags? Trust me, they're around.
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Oh, and speaking of Valentine's Day,
I haven't forgotten about you tonight.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you've become such an integral part
of my life as well as this show,
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I felt it only right to include
your name in the title.
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(CHUCKLES)
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That is so sweet.
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So, from now on, this program
will officially be known as
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper and
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present...
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Catchy.
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I'm gonna check the temp on the tub.
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Don't make it too hot.
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Sorry, but too hot is
the only temperature I come in.
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Look at that. You shaved it all.
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You're welcome.
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Um, question. This is my first hot tub,
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is it supposed to come with
a rat flopping around in it?
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Ew, really? Get it out!
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How?
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I wish we had a skimmer.
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Well, you turn off the jets,
I'll get a strainer from the kitchen.
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I don't know how to turn off the jets!
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Good, I don't know where
you keep the strainer!
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Excuse me.
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Bad news, the maitre d' said
it's gonna be at least an hour.
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An hour? What?
That's crazy, we have a reservation.
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- I know.
- So, what did you say?
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Thanks, sorry to bother you.
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But I said it like a badass.
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All right, well, can't you like
slip him some money or somethin'?
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Really? I've never done that before.
Does it work?
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Do people like money?
Is that what you're asking?
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A lot of attitude from the woman
who thought MC-squared was a rapper.
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Now is that a smart thing
to say on a holiday
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that's basically national sex night?
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I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid.
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Hello. Just checking again for Hofstadter.
Still gonna be an hour?
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- I'm afraid so.
- Okay, thanks.
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Hey,
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I think you may have dropped this?
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Oh.
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Anybody lose a 20?
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I did.
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Oh, I took care of it.
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Okay, we are live in five, four, three...
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Oh, wait, oh, shoot, I already pushed
the button, never mind, we're live.
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Hello, and welcome to a special
live edition of Dr. Sheldon Cooper...
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And Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present...
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- Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags!
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags!
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Consider tonight's episode a
Valentine's Day gift for you, our viewers.
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It's also my gift to you.
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That was clear, right?
'Cause you're not getting anything else.
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Since we're live, you'll finally
be able to reach out to us
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with your flag thoughts
and flag questions.
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Allow us to answer a few quick ones
that we get all the time.
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Yes, I really am a doctor.
Yes, she really is my girlfriend.
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And no, I just blink a lot,
it's not Morse code for "rescue me."
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(COMPUTER CALL RINGING)
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Oh, uh, uh...
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Here's our first call.
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Hello and welcome to Fun with Flags,
what's your question?
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RAJ: What is wrong with me,
why am I so self-destructive?
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- Rajesh?
- Yes!
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Whenever things are going well,
I always find a way to ruin it.
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You two look happy. How do you do it?
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I think it starts with
good communication...
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You know what?
That's not a flag question, next caller.
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I hope you don't think I'm just saying
this because it's Valentine's Day,
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but I love you so much.
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I'm gonna put this down your robe.
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It's not moving
but I think it's still alive.
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Well, should we put it back
in there a few minutes?
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No!
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And it's not a rat, it's a rabbit.
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- We need to save it.
- Well, how do we do that?
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I don't know, look it up on your phone.
I'm gonna wrap it in a towel.
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"Taking care of injured rabbit." Okay.
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"Make sure it's comfortable and warm."
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He was just in a hot tub,
I'm gonna say check.
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Anything else?
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"To make sure it's not dehydrated,
feed him an electrolyte solution.
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"If it's not responding, use a warm cloth
to wash its face and genitals."
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Yeah.
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This is ridiculous. You know what,
I'm gonna talk to the maitre d'.
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- What're you gonna say?
- I don't know. I'm gonna flirt with him.
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I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.
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I'm still sleeping with you tonight.
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See if you can get a table by the window.
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- Hi, there. What's your name?
- Glenn.
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Oh, boy, it is crazy
in here tonight, huh, Glenn?
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Well, you know, Valentine's Day.
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Yes, ugh, I bet your girlfriend is
super bummed you had to work tonight.
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Anyway, look, we have been
waiting awhile, and I just feel...
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With all due respect, ma'am,
there's nothing I can do.
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(CHUCKLES) You don't have to
call me ma'am.
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- Okay.
- I mean, we're basically the same age.
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(LAUGHS) Okay.
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How old are you?
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I'm 21, how old are you?
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Just shut up, Glenn.
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Come on. Let's get out of here.
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- What, why?
- Because I'm young, let's go!
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Rajesh, it's perfectly normal to have
doubts after breaking up with someone.
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RAJ: You really think so?
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You know what's not normal?
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Blubbering about emotions
during a flag show.
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Unless that emotion is excitement over
New Zealand changing their flag.
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And good luck you crazy Kiwis,
we're rooting for you.
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Your friend is hurting.
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No, Sheldon's right. Emily did say
I always talk about my feelings too much.
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Why, I suppose that could be
a legitimate concern in a relationship.
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Perhaps even a red flag,
and speaking of red flags,
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check out this sexy number
from the former Soviet Union.
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Hubba, hubba.
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- (COMPUTER CALL RINGING)
- Oh, uh...
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We have another caller.
Hi, you're on Fun with Flags.
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BARRY: Hello, I wanna talk about
how lonely I am, too.
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Kripke, is that you?
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Yeah, I'm just sittin' here
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all by myself wondering if I'll ever
find someone to share my life with.
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Preferably Asian, 18 to 24, no fatties.
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Please, all comments and questions
should be flag related.
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BARRY: All right.
Is my pole flag related?
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I don't see why not.
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He's eating, that's a good sign.
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You're gonna have to wait one hour
until you can go swimming again.
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- He's pretty cute.
- He is.
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Should we name him?
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It is Valentine's Day.
How about Valentino?
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Nice. A classic rabbit name.
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Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit,
Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit.
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Look at all that chest hair and overbite,
of course you're a Wolowitz.
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Son of a bitch, he bit me!
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- Are you okay?
- No. I'm not okay.
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Wild rabbits can have rabies.
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Oh. Well, why'd you put your finger
near its mouth?
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Poor judgment, obviously!
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He's so little, I'm sure it's fine.
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How can it be fine? I just got attacked
by a clearly anti-Semitic wild animal.
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It's not what we planned,
but this isn't so bad, right?
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(MUFFLED) It is freakin' amazing.
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Well, I'm glad you're feeling better.
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I was just hungry and cranky.
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And I've never been called ma'am before.
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- Is that a big deal?
- Kind of.
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When's the first time
someone's called you sir?
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Sixth grade. But I wore a sport coat
and carried a brief case so...
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Can you believe when I met you I was 22?
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I mean, it's crazy.
Where did all that time go?
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Hmm, you watched The Bachelor a lot.
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Yeah, go ahead and make jokes.
But your 30s are almost over.
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No, they're not.
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You're closer to 40 than you are to 30.
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(LAUGHS) You married an old man.
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Tell you what,
let's do something fun tonight.
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It won't make us any younger.
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Well, maybe not,
but someday we actually will be old
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and we'll look back on this night and
remember what a good time we had.
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Okay, like what?
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I know, food fight!
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I'll keep thinking.
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Look, I know you both
feel bad about being alone,
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but sometimes the best thing you can do
is take a little time for yourself,
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especially when you
just got out of a relationship.
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And speaking of ending relationships,
when British Honduras became Belize,
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they designed a new flag
with a tree on it.
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And I would like
to hang myself from that tree.
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But Amy, when you and Sheldon split up
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didn't you start dating
someone right away?
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Well, I wouldn't say right away.
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And actually, it was three different men.
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BARRY: Three different men?
Damn, girl, way to give the milk away!
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Aw, looks like we just lost Kripke.
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BARRY: No, actually, I'm still here.
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- Now?
- Yep.
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Now?
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Aw, looks like we just lost Kripke.
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Before Emily, I was alone for so long.
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I don't know if I can do that again.
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Well, you know, here is something
that might cheer you up.
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The flag of the Isle of Man is nothing but
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three legs sharing
a weird pair of underpants.
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So, you think you got problems...
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I have an idea.
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Maybe someone in our audience
would be interested in meeting Rajesh.
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Ladies, I can attest that he is a kind,
handsome, intelligent...
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RAJ: Rich parents,
don't forget rich parents!
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- Spoiled astrophysicist, who not only...
- (COMPUTER CALL RINGING)
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Oh, well, that was quick.
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Hi, you're on Fun with Flags.
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BARRY: Hey, I think I got cut off.
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Hello, Kripke.
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BARRY: I have a flag question.
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How many men did you have sex with?
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Let's see, what's young and fun?
Uh, we could go dancing.
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Are you actually gonna dance?
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- Well, of course.
- Yeah, no one wants to see that.
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Hey, how about skinny-dipping
at the beach?
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No, I don't need any fish
nibbling my business.
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Oh, there's a screening of Moulin Rouge.
I heard the crowd sings along and stuff.
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That sounds fun. When's it start?
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Midnight.
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Midnight, really?
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You know what? Let's do it.
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Okay, great!
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Oh, wait, uh, it's sold out.
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- Oh, thank God!
- Yes!
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It says rabies in rabbits
is highly unlikely.
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Terrific!
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It's not terrific.
Lots of highly unlikely things happen.
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You saw what's under this robe
and you still married me.
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If you're really worried, we'll take him
to a vet and have him tested.
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Good, thank you. Okay, there is a test.
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All they have to do is cut off his head
and check his brain.
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Oh, cut off his head?
That's where his little nose is.
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He's not showing any symptoms.
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Okay, I guess, I'll just go to
the emergency room to be safe.
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Howie, this is just your hypochondria.
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When I sat on the mute button
and thought I'd gone deaf,
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that was my hypochondria.
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We'll find another time
to tell him I'm pregnant.
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RAJ: I mean, this is the first time
I've ever broken up with someone.
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I just... I didn't realize it was
gonna hurt just this much.
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It really can.
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All right.
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Nothing about this is fun.
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And no one wants to talk about flags.
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But I haven't spoken in over 10 minutes.
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So, enjoy your new show, Internet.
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RAJ: I'm sorry for bothering you.
I'll hang up now.
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Hold on, Rajesh.
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You know, you're not being
very sympathetic.
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You know firsthand that breakups are hard.
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Fine. If you insist on making me
a part of this, yes,
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I acknowledge how painful they can be.
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However, pain has an evolutionary purpose.
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It provides information
from the environment
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that a behavior isn't good for us.
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BARRY: Like when I fell in love with
that stripper and bought her a Prius.
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I'm just gonna push all the buttons.
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Raj, now, I'm sorry you're suffering.
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When Amy and I were broken up,
I also suffered.
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And this may sound surprising,
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but I'm grateful
for having gone through it.
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Really?
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Yes.
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I believe our relationship now
is stronger than ever.
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So do I.
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When we were apart,
I learned how important you are to me.
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And I realized that when two people
are in love, sometimes they...
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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(HORN BLOWING)
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We are young and fun!
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(HORN CONTINUES BLOWING)
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I stand corrected.
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Congratulations on a successful live show.
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And a lovely Valentine's Day.
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Cleaning up is not young and fun.
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It can be. Confetti fight!
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Maybe you should take a break. I got this.
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Did you know the singular
of confetti is confetto?
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Interesting, and when
would you use the singular?
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I'm glad you asked.
Amy, you have a confetto in your nose.
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No, no, no, other side. There you go.
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