1 00:00:13,205 --> 00:00:14,827 What's up? This is Bam Margera. 2 00:00:14,829 --> 00:00:16,982 You wanna see something scary? 3 00:00:25,932 --> 00:00:28,086 You wanna see something really scary? 4 00:00:28,088 --> 00:00:31,500 Check out The Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride. 5 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,337 - Oh, Jesus! - Gotcha. 6 00:01:00,339 --> 00:01:02,889 Oh my God, you scared me! 7 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,026 Hey! 8 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,651 Not with your makeup on. 9 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,971 You kiss me with your makeup on all the time. 10 00:01:11,973 --> 00:01:14,424 Yeah, that's different. 11 00:01:16,181 --> 00:01:18,467 Some broad got herself fired earlier. 12 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:21,715 Maybe I can get you her job. Working here's a scream. 13 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,471 This place is packed. 14 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:33,781 I had no idea there were so many freaks in Gradyville. 15 00:01:40,742 --> 00:01:41,868 Lily! 16 00:01:41,870 --> 00:01:43,127 Hi. 17 00:01:43,129 --> 00:01:48,663 I um, got you an early birthday present for your big debut. 18 00:01:48,665 --> 00:01:51,977 Oh, this is so pretty, thank you. 19 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,430 It's supposed to bring you long life and good luck. 20 00:01:54,432 --> 00:01:57,745 It's bad luck to say, "good luck" on opening night. 21 00:01:57,747 --> 00:02:00,926 Listen, I gotta get going, but be sure to get in line soon 22 00:02:00,928 --> 00:02:02,882 so you can be the first to catch my big performance. 23 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,831 Easy! 24 00:03:15,969 --> 00:03:18,819 Ladies and gentlemen! 25 00:03:18,821 --> 00:03:22,928 Prepare to bear witness to the virgin sacrifice! 26 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:25,945 Ahh! 27 00:03:25,947 --> 00:03:29,591 Consume her! 28 00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:35,789 No! 29 00:03:56,572 --> 00:03:58,792 Lily! 30 00:03:59,224 --> 00:04:00,350 Help! 31 00:04:02,174 --> 00:04:03,697 Someone do something! 32 00:04:03,699 --> 00:04:08,570 Please, someone help her! 33 00:04:08,572 --> 00:04:12,249 Can't you do something?! 34 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:35,881 Hello! 35 00:04:35,883 --> 00:04:38,765 Been waiting 40 minutes for my pizza! 36 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:41,914 I'd rather be on fire than be in your stupid restaurant! 37 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:47,384 42 minutes for my pizza! 38 00:04:47,386 --> 00:04:48,974 Jesus! 39 00:04:48,976 --> 00:04:50,333 Hello. 40 00:04:50,335 --> 00:04:52,356 Hello! 41 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:55,935 Been waiting 40 minutes for my pizza! 42 00:04:55,937 --> 00:04:59,515 40 minutes for my pizza! 43 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:01,735 You seem aggravated, too. This is ridiculous. 44 00:05:01,737 --> 00:05:03,857 I'm so hungry, I could have Danny DeVito fart in my mouth 45 00:05:03,859 --> 00:05:06,243 to fill me up. 46 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,989 Someone please help me! 47 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,270 Yeah, finally. 48 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:14,165 Ah! 49 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:15,557 God dammit! 50 00:05:15,559 --> 00:05:19,004 Oh, I am so sorry, sir! 51 00:05:21,259 --> 00:05:23,777 Oh my god! Are you serious with that?! 52 00:05:23,779 --> 00:05:25,334 Looks like a shit-covered Frisbee! 53 00:05:25,336 --> 00:05:27,290 Those pepperonis look like Samoan nipples! 54 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:29,644 I emphatically apologize, sir! 55 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:30,671 No charge! 56 00:05:30,673 --> 00:05:33,190 You just gave me a big pile of shit! 57 00:05:33,192 --> 00:05:34,251 - No, no, no, sir! - It's ridiculous! 58 00:05:34,253 --> 00:05:35,809 You call yourself a cook?! 59 00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:37,765 I will make... a new one for you! 60 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:38,792 Next Tuesday, maybe? 61 00:05:38,794 --> 00:05:40,118 Yeah, I'll be ready for it. 62 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:43,168 Thank you for coming to Goose King Pizzeria! 63 00:05:43,169 --> 00:05:45,653 Just sit, sir! 64 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:50,094 Where the hell is Agnes?! 65 00:05:54,074 --> 00:05:57,718 That's two in a row. 66 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,475 I think you're in the wrong business. 67 00:05:59,477 --> 00:06:02,391 Clyde, don't start. 68 00:06:02,393 --> 00:06:05,706 What? You could always rob banks. 69 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,363 Too much planning. 70 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:10,081 Glock, Glock, motherfucker! 71 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:12,136 Aw, balls! 72 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,258 Dude, this gun is sketch. 73 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,644 You should definitely stick to writing. 74 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:20,058 Yeah, too bad no one will pay me to write. 75 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:22,080 I think that's why Hannah left me. 76 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:26,091 Well... maybe you can write coloring books, 77 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:27,284 so she can read them. 78 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:30,069 Might as well. 79 00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:32,985 Nothing ever happens in Gradyville worth writing about. 80 00:06:32,987 --> 00:06:34,642 Well, you can't let your environment 81 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,764 dictate your behavior. 82 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:39,415 Gotta man-up and do what you're good at. 83 00:06:40,742 --> 00:06:43,691 Oh, you're one to talk. 84 00:06:43,693 --> 00:06:48,994 You haven't dated anyone or even held a job since Lily died. 85 00:06:48,996 --> 00:06:50,155 Seriously, Clyde?! 86 00:06:50,157 --> 00:06:52,707 I'm sorry, I'm just saying, you know... 87 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:53,767 What are you saying?! 88 00:06:53,769 --> 00:06:55,722 Well, you need to recover a little bit... 89 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:56,850 - Recover? - Agnes?! 90 00:06:56,852 --> 00:06:59,037 Ah, horse tits! 91 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:00,959 What?! 92 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:02,816 Whoo! 93 00:07:02,818 --> 00:07:05,236 Why don't you light that motherfucker? 94 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,390 Good to be fired. 95 00:07:07,392 --> 00:07:10,439 - Whatever. - I feel liberated, actually. 96 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,129 You're too good for that place, anyway. 97 00:07:19,456 --> 00:07:21,675 Ah, wait for that. 98 00:07:21,677 --> 00:07:24,658 All day long. 99 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,614 Uh, Clyde? 100 00:07:26,616 --> 00:07:28,271 What? 101 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,166 Look behind us. 102 00:07:29,168 --> 00:07:30,327 Oh shit! 103 00:07:30,328 --> 00:07:31,983 - Put it out, put it out! - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 104 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:36,426 Get some fucking perfume or fucking something, something! 105 00:07:36,428 --> 00:07:38,314 - Oh, shit, shit, shit! - Oh shit! 106 00:07:40,505 --> 00:07:43,022 Shit, shit. 107 00:07:43,024 --> 00:07:45,209 Ah! Ah! 108 00:07:45,211 --> 00:07:48,656 This always happens when you drive my car! 109 00:07:50,414 --> 00:07:55,451 Dad. 110 00:07:55,453 --> 00:07:59,230 Please get out of the vehicle. 111 00:07:59,232 --> 00:08:04,201 Come on! 112 00:08:04,203 --> 00:08:08,544 Why aren't you at Goose King Pizza? 113 00:08:08,545 --> 00:08:10,300 That place was stupid anyway. 114 00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:11,527 Did you lose your job? 115 00:08:11,529 --> 00:08:13,483 Sorry if I'm not gonna be the regional manager 116 00:08:13,485 --> 00:08:15,338 of some lame-ass pizzeria for the rest of my life. 117 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:16,995 Dammit, Agnes! 118 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,554 That was the last place in Gradyville 119 00:08:18,556 --> 00:08:20,907 where you could work! 120 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:22,266 If you were anyone else, 121 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,619 you'd be in handcuffs right now! 122 00:08:24,621 --> 00:08:26,839 Clear your head! 123 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:29,061 Take Clyde home! 124 00:08:30,155 --> 00:08:31,347 When I get off work... 125 00:08:31,349 --> 00:08:34,264 we are gonna discuss this further. 126 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,336 Bye, Mr. R! 127 00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:42,684 Shut up, Clyde! 128 00:08:46,430 --> 00:08:48,318 That was close. 129 00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:07,211 Agnes? 130 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,902 Shouldn't you be in bed by now? 131 00:09:08,904 --> 00:09:11,189 We need to have a family discussion. 132 00:09:11,191 --> 00:09:13,509 I think it's time we try something different. 133 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,895 What are you talking about? 134 00:09:15,897 --> 00:09:18,546 - I spoke with the Bates today. - What?! 135 00:09:18,548 --> 00:09:23,187 The Bates Hotel and Haunted Hayride opens this weekend. 136 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,276 Despite your track record around town, 137 00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:26,833 they've agreed to give you a job. 138 00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:28,623 As a favor to me. 139 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:31,043 That's crazy! 140 00:09:35,286 --> 00:09:39,462 Father Larsen calls it, "exposure therapy." 141 00:09:39,464 --> 00:09:41,649 Perhaps by being in direct contact with the thing 142 00:09:41,651 --> 00:09:42,478 you're most afraid of... 143 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,505 I'm not afraid of that place! 144 00:09:43,507 --> 00:09:50,234 I don't have nightmares anymore. 145 00:09:50,236 --> 00:09:55,172 Honey... I hear you cry in your room at night. 146 00:09:55,174 --> 00:09:59,714 And I'm pretty sure it's not because of the lady-cramps. 147 00:09:59,716 --> 00:10:01,073 Ew, Dad! Really?! 148 00:10:01,075 --> 00:10:03,061 You wanna try to talk to me about my period?! 149 00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:06,177 Agnes... 150 00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:08,862 I've been thinking about this... 151 00:10:08,864 --> 00:10:11,812 and I'll match whatever it is the Bates pay you. 152 00:10:11,814 --> 00:10:15,126 It'll help you get back on your feet. 153 00:10:15,128 --> 00:10:17,943 Am I the only one that cares about Lily's death? 154 00:10:17,945 --> 00:10:20,661 Of course not! It's just that... 155 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,716 You're the only one that hasn't moved on. 156 00:10:22,718 --> 00:10:25,203 I'm not working at the Bates Motel. 157 00:10:25,205 --> 00:10:26,694 Well, since you dropped outta school... 158 00:10:26,696 --> 00:10:29,511 you don't have very many options here. 159 00:10:31,435 --> 00:10:35,544 Agnes. 160 00:11:00,503 --> 00:11:02,458 Come find me. 161 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:11,374 Lily? 162 00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:14,423 Lily, where are you? Lily?! 163 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:19,229 Lily? 164 00:11:19,231 --> 00:11:22,777 Lily?! 165 00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:25,760 Agnes. 166 00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:27,814 Lily?! 167 00:11:27,816 --> 00:11:29,173 Agnes. 168 00:11:29,175 --> 00:11:33,946 Lily?! 169 00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:37,360 Help me. 170 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,183 Where are you? 171 00:11:39,185 --> 00:11:42,265 Where are you? 172 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,890 Come find me, Agnes. 173 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:55,060 Agnes. 174 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:45,773 - Hi Delores! - Good day, officer, Rickover! 175 00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:49,253 This must be Agnes. 176 00:12:49,255 --> 00:12:51,208 She's a little spooked about being here. 177 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:54,125 She's uh... thinks the place is haunted. 178 00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:57,042 Aw, it is haunted! 179 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,931 We take that as a compliment around here. 180 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,986 I'm Andrew. 181 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,213 This is my boy, Junior. 182 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:07,284 Your uh... father says that you'll make a good employee. 183 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,737 Where are your shoes? 184 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:13,548 No, I like to... stay connected to the farm. 185 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:16,366 Any other psychotic quirks I should know about? 186 00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:17,393 Okay, Agnes. 187 00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:19,515 Lily Hansen was her best friend. 188 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:22,530 Oh Agnes, I'm sorry. 189 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:25,746 I assure you, what happened was an accident. 190 00:13:25,748 --> 00:13:29,624 And safety regulations have improved all over the farm. 191 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:33,005 The operator of that machine was put behind bars. 192 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:35,657 We're really not as scary as our name is. 193 00:13:35,659 --> 00:13:39,833 Yeah, I'm uh... pretty far from Norman Bates. 194 00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:45,368 Could even call me uh... Normal Bates? 195 00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,622 How's that going for you? 196 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:52,031 Why don't you let Junior here show you around the farm? 197 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:54,749 Yeah, the Halloween season is Junior's time to shine. 198 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,035 We're real proud of him around here. 199 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,356 I'll pick you up after your shift is over. 200 00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:00,847 Hey we'll see you around, hey Dan? 201 00:14:00,849 --> 00:14:02,040 Sure thing, Andrew. 202 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,294 Junior, thanks again for this. 203 00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,780 - Sure. - Our pleasure. 204 00:14:06,782 --> 00:14:10,426 All right, Agnes, let's uh... show you around. 205 00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:21,398 Right here is where the haunted hayride begins. 206 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,889 It's where I got my start. 207 00:14:22,891 --> 00:14:26,534 Poppa made me work my way up to manager. 208 00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:29,882 Look, Junior, no offense, but the less of this place 209 00:14:29,884 --> 00:14:31,706 I have to deal with, the better. 210 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,059 I'd like it if you just showed me what I have to do. 211 00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,583 You're gonna work here, you're gonna have to answer 212 00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:39,760 questions customers may have about the farm. 213 00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:58,321 You know, we're not really a motel. 214 00:14:58,323 --> 00:14:59,978 But every once in awhile, 215 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,497 someone will call and make a reservation. 216 00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:09,227 This is the uh... prop and costume shed. 217 00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,618 Basically, where the a... 218 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:14,331 Guys, come on! 219 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,711 - Oh god... - Ben? 220 00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:19,600 Agnes! 221 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:22,617 What did I tell you two about the S-E-X stuff?! 222 00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:26,627 I mean, look, we're sorry! Okay, and... 223 00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:30,042 What the hell is she doing here?! 224 00:15:30,044 --> 00:15:32,462 - She works here now! - Great! 225 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,439 Glad to see that you've moved on, Ben. 226 00:15:36,441 --> 00:15:37,897 And Hannah... 227 00:15:37,899 --> 00:15:41,112 I'll be sure to tell Clyde you said, "hi." 228 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:45,753 Don't. 229 00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:48,603 Hey, hey! 230 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,641 You look good. 231 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:59,474 Will I be working anywhere near this cretin? 232 00:15:59,476 --> 00:16:01,663 No. 233 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,917 Good. 234 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,137 Bye-bye, Ben. 235 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,855 Whatever, man. 236 00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:15,451 You're on thin ice, Mr. O'Neil! 237 00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:18,666 Thin ice. 238 00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:30,532 Sometimes... you know, I just come back here to... 239 00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:33,183 just look at it all. Just try to... 240 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,868 take my lunch breaks back here. 241 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,393 Call down. 242 00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:38,255 Yeah. 243 00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:41,537 Exceptionally, creepy wooded area. 244 00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:43,757 Thanks for bringing me here, Junior. 245 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,514 Well, I have to show you the grounds, 246 00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:47,337 so that you know what you're working with. 247 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,127 Junior, do you have a girlfriend? 248 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,375 No? 249 00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:59,136 So do you like being scared? 250 00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:02,584 Does anyone like being scared? 251 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,208 Some people do. 252 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,163 Die! 253 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,251 Effing A, man, chill! 254 00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:09,644 How was my delivery? 255 00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:12,958 Eh... well-timed. Um... 256 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,212 However, when you say, "die witch," 257 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:17,864 it may sound like, "die b-word," 258 00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:20,416 to some of the older customers. 259 00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:23,134 So maybe just stick to, "die." 260 00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,156 Do I have to wear this stupid mask? 261 00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:26,316 How am I gonna get recognized 262 00:17:26,318 --> 00:17:28,868 if people can't even see my face? 263 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:33,740 Uh... I think it's better to play with the guests imagination, 264 00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:39,210 and have the mystery of who's under the mask scare them. 265 00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:41,099 Fuck my life. 266 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,060 What? 267 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,413 How did I do boss? 268 00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:50,214 That's the Zeke Patroklos. He's a farm hand. 269 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,219 We call him "Zeke the Geek." 270 00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:57,904 Sometimes I just tell people I work with retarded children. 271 00:17:57,906 --> 00:18:00,622 It's not a total lie and it looks great on resumes. 272 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:04,566 Wayne, it's offensive! 273 00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:10,167 I like to think Mr. Petroklos brings authenticity to his role. 274 00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:16,432 Yeah, reminds me of a turtle I once had. 275 00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:21,172 Let's move on. 276 00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:24,088 You hear that? 277 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,514 Hear what? 278 00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,768 - Sounded like a little acorn dropped. - Hey Junior, it's working! 279 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,088 Nice! 280 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:32,541 This here's Akimbo Tonaka. 281 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,131 His grandfather was a kamikaze pilot 282 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:37,082 in World War II. He bombed Pearl Harbor. 283 00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:39,534 Think about that. 284 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,893 You the new girl? 285 00:18:40,895 --> 00:18:42,451 Agnes Rickover. 286 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:43,744 You an actor? 287 00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,799 - She'll be working merch. - Oh. 288 00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,888 Well I'm the electrician and animatronics guy. 289 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:49,677 And I'm starring in this scene. 290 00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:52,395 You worked on the machine that killed Lily Hansen. 291 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,019 Yeah, I guess so, but... 292 00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:55,942 that was a gas problem, that's Oktay's department. 293 00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:58,328 Yeah, there's nothing to worry about, Miss Rickover. 294 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,311 Akimbo's a licensed electrician. I completely vouch for him. 295 00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:03,067 We have the highest of safety standards. 296 00:19:03,069 --> 00:19:05,653 Yeah, I'm good at what I do. 297 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:08,139 You going to the uh, employee bonfire tonight? 298 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,945 The night before opening day, all the employees get together 299 00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:16,160 and we bless this land with beer, food and music. 300 00:19:16,162 --> 00:19:17,553 You gotta come. 301 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:21,629 It's such a barbaric tradition my father started. 302 00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:24,811 I disapprove, it's strictly optional. 303 00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:26,203 It would be a good chance to get to know 304 00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:28,789 some of the employees better. 305 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,148 Really? 306 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:34,490 And uh, you can bring your boyfriend, too, if you want. 307 00:19:34,492 --> 00:19:36,511 I don't have a boyfriend. 308 00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:38,666 Cool. 309 00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:47,151 All right, come on. We got a lot to see. 310 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,842 Thanks. 311 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,525 Hey Agnes, you made it! 312 00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:06,575 Ready to get fucked up! 313 00:20:06,577 --> 00:20:08,033 Who's your... friend? 314 00:20:08,035 --> 00:20:09,989 Yeah, who's your friend? 315 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,607 Oh, this is Clyde. He has writers block. 316 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:13,900 Are you two... 317 00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,060 - No. - No. 318 00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:17,413 Oh good, I'm Wayne. 319 00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,507 Clyde Abelson. 320 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,965 Wanna hot dog? 321 00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:21,788 Ah, I'm good, thank you. 322 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,777 Oh, are you now? 323 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,269 Why don't we take a seat by the fire. 324 00:20:25,271 --> 00:20:26,959 My friend Sean's playing guitar. 325 00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,947 We'll uh, we'll be there in a second, Akimbo. 326 00:20:28,949 --> 00:20:31,898 I, uh, wanna show Clyde around the farm a little bit. 327 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,676 This farm's the closest thing he's ever had to a girlfriend. 328 00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:37,698 Oh, so that's why the sheep looked so happy. 329 00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:44,195 See you later, Clyde. 330 00:20:48,471 --> 00:20:50,493 Oh, great party Agnes! 331 00:20:50,495 --> 00:20:51,686 Thanks for bringing me. 332 00:20:51,688 --> 00:20:55,331 I need you to be my lookout man. 333 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,520 What? Why? 334 00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:00,967 I have to get a closer look at the dragon that killed Lily. 335 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,055 Oh come on, I thought we came here so that 336 00:21:03,057 --> 00:21:05,475 we could rip on Hannah's fake tits and then go watch 337 00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:07,893 that DVD I ordered, "Street Magic Gone Wrong." 338 00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:09,385 There'll be plenty of time for that later. 339 00:21:09,387 --> 00:21:11,142 Come on. 340 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,065 Did you see, uh... 341 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,086 that fucking Cal thinks he's Gallagher. 342 00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:20,257 Hey babe, do you wanna be alone for a bit? 343 00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:22,809 What are you talking about? I'm not even drunk yet. 344 00:21:22,811 --> 00:21:28,013 Come on baby, just for a little bit. 345 00:21:28,015 --> 00:21:30,565 Okay, let's go. 346 00:21:38,322 --> 00:21:40,111 They moved the dragon. 347 00:21:40,113 --> 00:21:42,663 Yeah, I know. 348 00:21:42,665 --> 00:21:46,044 Oh, are you okay? 349 00:21:46,046 --> 00:21:46,973 We didn't have to do this! 350 00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:49,525 No, I have to. 351 00:21:49,527 --> 00:21:51,811 It's the only way I'll know for sure if it was an accident 352 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:53,701 or not. 353 00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:58,640 Stay alert! 354 00:21:58,642 --> 00:22:00,927 Okay! Geez, chill! 355 00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:03,313 I didn't even hit it yet. 356 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,799 I have to pee. I'll be right back, okay? 357 00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:07,456 Here we go... 358 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:11,699 Is that Wayne holding his hot dog? 359 00:22:11,701 --> 00:22:13,920 I don't know. 360 00:22:13,922 --> 00:22:18,228 Or is that Wayne's burning log? 361 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:20,251 Ow! 362 00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:24,923 - Oh my god! - You okay? 363 00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:26,018 Yeah. 364 00:22:28,737 --> 00:22:30,559 There's a beer bottle falling all over the place. 365 00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:34,138 Get this off. 366 00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,474 I don't care, just take it off. 367 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,202 Ah baby. 368 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,649 Oh baby. 369 00:23:06,821 --> 00:23:08,742 Harder. 370 00:23:17,593 --> 00:23:20,012 Hello, sneaky. 371 00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:25,746 Did you hear something? 372 00:23:25,748 --> 00:23:27,503 Don't say anything. 373 00:23:35,591 --> 00:23:36,916 No, no, Ben. 374 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:39,336 I could've sworn I heard something in the corn bushes. 375 00:23:39,338 --> 00:23:41,325 They're not bushes, they're stalks. 376 00:23:45,535 --> 00:23:46,562 Harder! 377 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,737 Get the fuck off! 378 00:24:14,007 --> 00:24:16,260 Hey! Hey! 379 00:24:17,388 --> 00:24:19,707 Agnes! Hey! 380 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,132 Agnes! Agnes! 381 00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:21,961 Get the fuck back! 382 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:24,348 - Agnes, Agnes! - What?! 383 00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:27,496 What the hell is going on?! Stop that! 384 00:24:27,498 --> 00:24:29,452 This fucking guy's covered in blood! 385 00:24:29,454 --> 00:24:31,208 Little Hannah pieces... 386 00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:33,064 What's that supposed to mean?! 387 00:24:33,066 --> 00:24:35,418 - Clyde? - What?! 388 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:37,771 Look at this. 389 00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:41,882 Hey! 390 00:24:41,884 --> 00:24:44,732 Hey! 391 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,853 Whoa! Whoa, what's... 392 00:24:48,213 --> 00:24:49,770 Hey, hey! What's going on?! 393 00:24:49,772 --> 00:24:51,062 It was this fucking guy right here! 394 00:24:51,064 --> 00:24:52,289 Hey you, you calm down! 395 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,582 I didn't do anything, Akimbo. I swear. 396 00:24:53,584 --> 00:24:54,443 Yeah right. What were you doing? 397 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:55,968 Whacking it in the fucking bushes?! 398 00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:58,752 - Hey! - Stalks! 399 00:24:58,754 --> 00:25:00,741 All right, everyone! 400 00:25:00,743 --> 00:25:02,928 Akimbo, call 911. 401 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:04,122 I have to go get my parents. 402 00:25:04,124 --> 00:25:05,746 Agnes! 403 00:25:05,748 --> 00:25:07,735 Agnes! 404 00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:09,955 Control your friend! 405 00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:12,341 Come on. 406 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:14,297 Hey. 407 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,556 Lily! 408 00:25:42,837 --> 00:25:44,758 Are you okay? 409 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,245 I've been better. 410 00:25:50,693 --> 00:25:53,011 The official statement we gave the press 411 00:25:53,013 --> 00:25:54,835 is that this was an accident. 412 00:25:54,837 --> 00:25:56,425 An accident? 413 00:25:56,427 --> 00:25:59,740 Mr. Patroklos will be taken in for questioning. 414 00:25:59,742 --> 00:26:01,960 We have due process. 415 00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:03,684 How can a tractor accidentally start up 416 00:26:03,686 --> 00:26:05,573 and run over two people? 417 00:26:05,575 --> 00:26:07,695 Until we know exactly what happened, 418 00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:09,650 we're calling this an accident. 419 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,539 With all due respect, Mr. Rickover. 420 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:12,998 That's complete bullshit. 421 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,346 Clyde, calm down. 422 00:26:16,348 --> 00:26:20,423 Okay. 423 00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:22,113 Why don't you go home and try to get some rest 424 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:23,836 for work tomorrow. 425 00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:26,256 Aren't you shutting the haunt down for an investigation? 426 00:26:26,258 --> 00:26:28,245 It's opening day! 427 00:26:28,247 --> 00:26:30,466 We can't do that to the town! 428 00:26:30,468 --> 00:26:33,415 Besides, this incident occurred off haunt grounds 429 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,371 during non-business hours. 430 00:26:35,373 --> 00:26:38,156 Zeke is also the only one strong enough to turn the valve 431 00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:40,244 on the propane tank that killed Lily. 432 00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:41,669 That's three murders. 433 00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:43,857 This is a police matter now. 434 00:26:43,859 --> 00:26:45,447 We have it under control. 435 00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:49,260 Agnes, sometimes... 436 00:26:49,262 --> 00:26:52,673 Sometimes bad things happen. Okay? 437 00:26:52,675 --> 00:26:57,413 It's tragic. But it's a part of life. 438 00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:59,700 I'm sorry. 439 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:03,181 Clyde. 440 00:27:03,183 --> 00:27:04,042 Yeah. 441 00:27:04,044 --> 00:27:05,269 Take her home. 442 00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:06,727 Yes, sir. 443 00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:14,516 Do you really think this is connected to Lily? 444 00:27:14,518 --> 00:27:19,853 If it is, we have to find out. 445 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,326 Welcome back to 446 00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:24,254 Mickey and Spuds! 447 00:28:24,256 --> 00:28:25,878 Comin' atcha live from West Camden! 448 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,132 Only on 98.6... 449 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:31,679 and you know what that means, Mickey? 450 00:28:31,681 --> 00:28:35,027 It means that the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride 451 00:28:35,029 --> 00:28:36,054 is open for business! 452 00:28:36,056 --> 00:28:38,175 And you're gonna get your freak on! 453 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,402 Hey, Spud... Spuds. 454 00:28:39,404 --> 00:28:40,794 Wasn't there a girl killed there last year? 455 00:28:40,796 --> 00:28:44,108 Something about... something about a wall of fire... 456 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,832 Allegedly, there was a death... 457 00:28:45,834 --> 00:28:46,992 burned... burned to death. 458 00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:48,914 Burned to Death" was the headline I remembered. 459 00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,240 Come and get your tickets! 460 00:28:50,242 --> 00:28:51,102 Get yourself some brews! 461 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,594 Get yourself some pumpkin patch! 462 00:28:52,596 --> 00:28:54,317 And go out and get scared! 463 00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:55,776 Fun for the whole family. 464 00:28:55,778 --> 00:28:57,068 We'll see you guys there. 465 00:29:08,837 --> 00:29:10,857 Hey! 466 00:29:10,859 --> 00:29:12,183 Nice hat! 467 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,939 Guys love me in this hat. 468 00:29:13,941 --> 00:29:15,497 I bet. 469 00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:18,779 Did you have fun? 470 00:29:18,781 --> 00:29:21,828 Those Bates put on a hell of a show. 471 00:29:22,758 --> 00:29:24,546 You're not gonna check out the hayride? 472 00:29:24,548 --> 00:29:27,695 No, I'm not in the mood. 473 00:29:27,697 --> 00:29:31,042 Are you... are you holding up okay? 474 00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:33,993 It's the one year anniversary of my best friend's death. 475 00:29:33,995 --> 00:29:35,848 And last night, I saw my ex-boyfriend 476 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:36,777 chopped into pieces. 477 00:29:36,779 --> 00:29:40,455 And my dad thinks I'm crazy, so... 478 00:29:40,457 --> 00:29:43,671 Yeah, I'm doing great. 479 00:31:05,342 --> 00:31:06,965 I'm gonna slit your little face! 480 00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,623 Junior! 481 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:12,501 Sorry, I love to scare people. 482 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:16,412 Haunt's still open for another 15 minutes. 483 00:31:16,414 --> 00:31:17,439 No way, man. 484 00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:19,130 Aw, come on. 485 00:31:19,132 --> 00:31:20,588 I saw you checking out the dragon. 486 00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:22,378 See, so I know you're curious. 487 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,831 Hey. 488 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,091 You know, you're not the only one 489 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,776 who was devastated by Lily's death. 490 00:31:28,778 --> 00:31:31,394 I know it's just a "seasonal job," 491 00:31:31,396 --> 00:31:34,973 but everyone who worked here is my family. 492 00:31:34,975 --> 00:31:38,321 The farm is all I have. 493 00:31:38,323 --> 00:31:40,609 We could've lost everything. 494 00:31:41,637 --> 00:31:43,525 Sorry, Junior. 495 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,686 Yeah, when did being sorry 496 00:31:44,688 --> 00:31:47,569 ever bring someone back from the dead? 497 00:31:49,426 --> 00:31:51,082 I'm just, I'm just kidding. 498 00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:53,601 Relax. 499 00:31:53,603 --> 00:31:56,120 Come on, let's go have some fun. 500 00:31:57,745 --> 00:32:00,429 Come on! 501 00:32:29,234 --> 00:32:31,354 Die! 502 00:32:31,356 --> 00:32:33,078 - Hey! - Aw! 503 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,492 Oh, I'm sorry Wayne! I'm a little on edge! 504 00:32:36,494 --> 00:32:38,149 You shouldn't have scared her like that! 505 00:32:38,151 --> 00:32:41,099 Hello, amateurs! It's my fucking job! 506 00:32:41,101 --> 00:32:43,419 Bitch! 507 00:32:43,421 --> 00:32:45,607 Sorry about him. 508 00:32:45,609 --> 00:32:49,749 We like to scare people we know a little... extra. 509 00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,799 I have to get him taken care of. I'll be right back. 510 00:33:02,612 --> 00:33:06,356 You're all going to die! 511 00:33:14,610 --> 00:33:15,968 Did you hear about that naked couple 512 00:33:15,970 --> 00:33:17,227 that died here last night? 513 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:19,415 I heard it was the ghost of Lily Hansen. 514 00:33:19,417 --> 00:33:20,973 Ooh! 515 00:33:20,975 --> 00:33:23,890 You mean that bitch that was barbecued here last fall? 516 00:33:23,892 --> 00:33:26,210 Yeah, this place has been cursed since she died. 517 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,530 Yeah, we heard that, too. That's why we came. 518 00:33:29,892 --> 00:33:31,812 Hey! 519 00:33:33,901 --> 00:33:35,490 - What's wrong? - Nothing! 520 00:33:35,492 --> 00:33:37,015 I'm fine. 521 00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:49,279 Whoa, check that shit out! 522 00:33:57,899 --> 00:33:59,322 Wayne? 523 00:33:59,324 --> 00:34:01,212 What is he doing in this scene? 524 00:34:01,214 --> 00:34:03,233 Aw, geez! 525 00:34:03,235 --> 00:34:05,819 He's supposed to be off for the rest of the night. 526 00:34:06,782 --> 00:34:08,869 Hey, move! We can't see! 527 00:34:12,913 --> 00:34:14,768 Oh my god, that blade is real! 528 00:34:14,770 --> 00:34:17,089 Will you shut up?! We paid full price for this! 529 00:34:17,091 --> 00:34:18,547 You're blocking our view! 530 00:34:18,549 --> 00:34:20,702 Yeah, move your ass! 531 00:34:25,144 --> 00:34:26,800 He's really being cut up! 532 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:35,385 Sit down, you idiot! It's fake! 533 00:34:35,387 --> 00:34:37,440 Whoa. 534 00:34:47,616 --> 00:34:50,697 Junior, what is that?! 535 00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:52,355 It's okay. 536 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:55,471 Junior, look! 537 00:35:06,809 --> 00:35:08,530 Junior, I need to get off the wagon. 538 00:35:08,532 --> 00:35:10,618 I have to go check on Wayne. 539 00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:13,270 Don't let Wayne's acting fool you. 540 00:35:13,272 --> 00:35:15,424 His mouth was taped up. 541 00:35:15,426 --> 00:35:17,745 Why would Wayne do that? He loves to be heard. 542 00:35:17,747 --> 00:35:21,689 It's probably just some choice he made as an actor. 543 00:35:21,691 --> 00:35:24,274 Agnes, don't! 544 00:35:24,276 --> 00:35:26,628 That's dangerous! 545 00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:32,991 Oh my god, I'm so glad she's gone. 546 00:35:32,993 --> 00:35:34,516 Yeah, what a nut job. 547 00:35:34,518 --> 00:35:36,505 Can you believe she kicked that guy? 548 00:35:45,256 --> 00:35:47,045 Hey! 549 00:35:48,936 --> 00:35:51,321 I work here... 550 00:35:53,013 --> 00:35:54,172 I'm a little lost. 551 00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:57,420 Do you think you could tell me where the saw mill is? 552 00:36:01,067 --> 00:36:04,116 Thanks... 553 00:36:20,324 --> 00:36:22,709 Akimbo! Where's Wayne?! 554 00:36:22,711 --> 00:36:23,605 I don't know, why? 555 00:36:23,606 --> 00:36:25,826 I just saw him here! 556 00:36:25,828 --> 00:36:26,986 Are you sure? 557 00:36:26,988 --> 00:36:29,040 I saw you cutting him up on the table 558 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:30,200 and he looked hurt! 559 00:36:30,202 --> 00:36:31,195 I'm just coming off break. 560 00:36:31,197 --> 00:36:33,217 Someone else was working the station. 561 00:36:33,219 --> 00:36:38,321 We saw someone here with a scarecrow mask on. 562 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,442 Maybe you're just seeing things. 563 00:36:40,444 --> 00:36:41,967 What's that supposed to mean? 564 00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:44,586 No, I saw it, too. 565 00:36:44,587 --> 00:36:47,138 Can't you call Wayne's cell phone or something? 566 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:49,292 There's no reception here. 567 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,408 Pickup wagon's coming in. The woods are done. 568 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,563 All right, you're dismissed. 569 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,772 I'll see you tomorrow. 570 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,858 Hey! Clyde! 571 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:22,371 Some shit happened tonight. I think I saw W... 572 00:37:47,033 --> 00:37:48,755 Put that mask back! 573 00:37:48,757 --> 00:37:50,214 Wait! 574 00:37:50,216 --> 00:37:53,197 You got exactly five seconds to get off my property! 575 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:54,987 I work here! 576 00:37:54,989 --> 00:37:56,975 Agnes? 577 00:37:56,977 --> 00:38:01,052 I, uh, lost an earring earlier... 578 00:38:02,943 --> 00:38:06,919 Yeah... I'm gonna go home now... 579 00:39:06,284 --> 00:39:08,636 Hey. 580 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:09,829 Hey. 581 00:39:09,831 --> 00:39:11,122 Why aren't we opening? 582 00:39:11,124 --> 00:39:12,547 Junior hasn't shown up yet. 583 00:39:12,549 --> 00:39:14,735 Have you heard from Wayne? 584 00:39:14,737 --> 00:39:17,618 If it makes you feel any better, I talked to my dad this morning 585 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,441 and he said Zeke was sound asleep in his cell 586 00:39:19,443 --> 00:39:20,834 last night, so it couldn't have been... 587 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:24,148 Zeke is my friend. So no, it doesn't make me feel any better! 588 00:39:24,150 --> 00:39:26,336 Maybe it was your friend, Clyde! 589 00:39:26,338 --> 00:39:27,496 You ever think of that?! 590 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,585 He's the one writing those dark-ass novels, 591 00:39:29,587 --> 00:39:31,805 he didn't like Wayne hitting on him at the bonfire. 592 00:39:31,807 --> 00:39:35,318 Besides, Ben did dump you. 593 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,334 You work on every single machine here. 594 00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:41,483 Lemme know if you need some work when your car breaks. 595 00:39:41,485 --> 00:39:42,909 Love to help out. 596 00:39:42,911 --> 00:39:46,953 Sorry! Sorry, everyone! 597 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:51,062 Sorry! 598 00:39:51,064 --> 00:39:52,587 Sorry! 599 00:39:52,589 --> 00:39:53,879 Sorry, everyone! 600 00:39:53,881 --> 00:39:55,537 Everyone listen up! 601 00:39:55,539 --> 00:39:58,122 Has anyone seen Wayne Jacobs? 602 00:40:00,841 --> 00:40:02,034 Okay. 603 00:40:02,036 --> 00:40:03,922 If anyone sees or hears anything, 604 00:40:03,924 --> 00:40:05,613 will you please let me know? 605 00:40:05,615 --> 00:40:07,569 This is... 606 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,778 Look, I just wanna give you my number... 607 00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:14,297 - Clyde! - If you think of anything else 608 00:40:14,299 --> 00:40:18,473 Just... give me a call, all right? 609 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:23,380 What are you doing here? 610 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:24,871 Any news on Wayne? 611 00:40:24,873 --> 00:40:28,848 No, but I had a nice encounter with Andrew Bates last night. 612 00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:31,633 Him and his rifle caught me looking around after work. 613 00:40:31,635 --> 00:40:33,953 Ooh, not ideal. 614 00:40:33,955 --> 00:40:36,837 Looks like Junior didn't get any sleep last night, either. 615 00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:38,560 Probably out looking for Wayne. 616 00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:41,145 I bet he knows something's up. 617 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,703 What the fuck's up with that guy? 618 00:40:42,705 --> 00:40:43,930 Akimbo? 619 00:40:43,932 --> 00:40:46,515 He's mad you told the police Zeke was the killer. 620 00:40:46,517 --> 00:40:48,239 Tough tits. What was I supposed to say? 621 00:40:48,241 --> 00:40:49,332 I'd watch it. 622 00:40:49,334 --> 00:40:52,282 If someone was helping Zeke, it would be Akimbo. 623 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,199 Yeah, well I found out some information down here. 624 00:40:55,201 --> 00:40:58,845 Oktay Urissi, dragon operator who was put away 625 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:02,425 for Lily's death, was released from jail two days ago. 626 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:05,109 He was released the day that Ben and Hannah died. 627 00:41:05,111 --> 00:41:06,767 Yeah, he's probably getting revenge on the employees 628 00:41:06,769 --> 00:41:09,584 of the farm for putting him away. 629 00:41:09,586 --> 00:41:11,772 He's using the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride 630 00:41:11,774 --> 00:41:14,058 to get away with murder. 631 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,417 Should we tell your dad? 632 00:41:15,419 --> 00:41:16,776 If he knew what we were trying to do, 633 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:18,998 he'd probably get me fired. 634 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,185 The key is here somewhere. 635 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,042 We just haven't found it yet. 636 00:41:23,044 --> 00:41:25,296 Fair enough. 637 00:41:25,298 --> 00:41:28,411 But I kinda already looked up his address. 638 00:41:28,413 --> 00:41:31,129 I think we should stake out his place 639 00:41:31,131 --> 00:41:32,819 Wow. 640 00:41:32,821 --> 00:41:34,410 What website did you use? 641 00:41:34,412 --> 00:41:36,730 It's called, "the phone book," Agnes. 642 00:41:36,732 --> 00:41:40,112 Not too many people in Gradyville named Oktay Urissi. 643 00:41:40,114 --> 00:41:41,769 Way to think outside the internet. 644 00:41:41,771 --> 00:41:44,122 Agnes? 645 00:41:44,124 --> 00:41:46,342 Is everything okay? 646 00:41:46,344 --> 00:41:48,497 Yep, doing good! 647 00:41:48,499 --> 00:41:49,955 Be there in a second. 648 00:41:49,957 --> 00:41:51,812 He's like a combination of Jed Clampet 649 00:41:51,814 --> 00:41:52,972 and Eddie Munster. 650 00:41:52,974 --> 00:41:54,364 You are a lucky girl, Agnes. 651 00:41:54,366 --> 00:41:56,054 Shut up, Clyde. 652 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,811 I think he's really trying to get me to like him 653 00:41:57,813 --> 00:42:00,993 because of the whole Lily thing. 654 00:42:00,995 --> 00:42:03,347 Be at my place, 11 sharp! 655 00:42:03,349 --> 00:42:06,429 If Oktay's up to something, then we'll know for sure, right? 656 00:42:06,431 --> 00:42:08,782 You gonna be all right, tonight? 657 00:42:08,784 --> 00:42:11,367 I got someone watching me. 658 00:42:11,369 --> 00:42:13,522 Creepy. 659 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,035 Bye. 660 00:43:21,338 --> 00:43:24,055 Uh... Uh... 661 00:43:24,057 --> 00:43:26,873 Uh... 662 00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:28,762 I see you brought your Glock with you. 663 00:43:28,764 --> 00:43:31,082 Change of plans. 664 00:43:32,906 --> 00:43:34,165 I'm freezing my taint off. 665 00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:36,253 Why can't we just do the stake out in the car? 666 00:43:36,255 --> 00:43:38,905 I didn't know my best friend was a 12-year-old girl. 667 00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:40,794 I didn't know my best friend was bringing a gun. 668 00:43:40,796 --> 00:43:42,020 What are you planning on doing? 669 00:43:42,022 --> 00:43:45,666 I don't know! Look for Wayne's chopped up body parts? 670 00:43:45,668 --> 00:43:47,589 You can't do something like that and not leave 671 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:49,478 something behind. 672 00:43:50,972 --> 00:43:53,191 What the fuck is that? 673 00:43:53,193 --> 00:43:54,848 I don't know... 674 00:43:54,850 --> 00:43:56,472 but I"m gonna go check it out. 675 00:43:56,474 --> 00:43:58,759 Yep, that makes total sense. 676 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:02,339 Two flashes if you need me to come back. 677 00:44:02,341 --> 00:44:05,089 Three flashes if someone's coming, okay? 678 00:44:05,091 --> 00:44:08,172 And one if by land, two if by sea. 679 00:44:33,397 --> 00:44:35,086 Clyde?! 680 00:44:35,088 --> 00:44:37,241 Don't move! 681 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:39,097 Put the gun down, Agnes! 682 00:44:39,099 --> 00:44:40,556 Agnes? 683 00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:42,842 Agnes Rickover? 684 00:44:42,844 --> 00:44:44,599 Don't hurt him! 685 00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:48,212 Does your daddy know you're out here with his gun? 686 00:44:48,214 --> 00:44:51,328 Are you Oktay Urissi? 687 00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:53,647 Come inside. 688 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,437 Both of yous. 689 00:45:03,427 --> 00:45:06,243 Clyde! 690 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,436 Are you okay? 691 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,127 What the hell just happened? 692 00:45:09,129 --> 00:45:10,452 I think I lost my hearing. 693 00:45:10,454 --> 00:45:12,076 I think that was Oktay. 694 00:45:12,078 --> 00:45:14,231 Wait a minute... What was in the fridge? 695 00:45:14,233 --> 00:45:16,552 No, wait a minute.... Did he just invite us inside? 696 00:45:16,553 --> 00:45:18,573 No, wait a minute... How does he know you? 697 00:45:18,575 --> 00:45:19,932 No wait, let's get the fuck out of here! 698 00:45:19,934 --> 00:45:21,457 I think that we should go inside. 699 00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:23,147 What?! Are you crazy?! 700 00:45:23,149 --> 00:45:25,302 He owns a rifle, Agnes! Hunting rifle! 701 00:45:25,304 --> 00:45:26,627 It was pointed at my head! 702 00:45:26,629 --> 00:45:28,152 What if he kills you and rapes me?! 703 00:45:28,154 --> 00:45:30,572 He would have raped you by now if he wanted to. 704 00:45:30,574 --> 00:45:32,826 I didn't come this far just to go home! 705 00:45:32,828 --> 00:45:34,616 Come on. 706 00:45:35,081 --> 00:45:38,096 Okay, see you soon. 707 00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:43,101 It's cold out there. 708 00:45:43,103 --> 00:45:44,990 Coffee? 709 00:45:46,450 --> 00:45:50,360 Your father's on his way, you might as well relax. 710 00:45:50,362 --> 00:45:51,056 Thanks. 711 00:45:51,058 --> 00:45:52,614 How do you know my father? 712 00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:54,204 You were the one in my backyard. 713 00:45:54,206 --> 00:45:57,055 I think I should be asking the questions. 714 00:45:59,442 --> 00:46:01,231 What are you doing here? 715 00:46:01,233 --> 00:46:02,756 We're looking for the missing employee 716 00:46:02,758 --> 00:46:03,883 from the Bates Motel. 717 00:46:03,885 --> 00:46:06,402 And naturally, I know where this person is. 718 00:46:06,404 --> 00:46:08,789 Do you? 719 00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:09,982 Is this your boyfriend? 720 00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:12,004 - No, this is just... - No, we're just friends. 721 00:46:12,005 --> 00:46:14,059 - ...Clyde. - Clyde. 722 00:46:14,061 --> 00:46:17,374 Why was there a bloody mess in the fridge outside? 723 00:46:17,376 --> 00:46:18,467 There was a bloody mess? 724 00:46:18,469 --> 00:46:20,025 I didn't hear anything about a bloody mess. 725 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:23,472 Why didn't you tell me about the bloody mess?! 726 00:46:23,474 --> 00:46:25,295 What the fuck is that?! 727 00:46:25,297 --> 00:46:27,284 It's fox fur. 728 00:46:27,286 --> 00:46:28,411 I sell 'em. 729 00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:30,896 That bloody mess outside? 730 00:46:30,898 --> 00:46:34,642 Is just an animal carcass to attract foxes. 731 00:47:01,259 --> 00:47:04,705 You didn't answer the question about my father. 732 00:47:19,556 --> 00:47:23,002 Dan and I went to high school together. 733 00:47:23,004 --> 00:47:24,825 Like most people in this town, 734 00:47:24,827 --> 00:47:28,172 he's probably ashamed to be associated with me. 735 00:47:29,267 --> 00:47:31,188 No one bothers me. 736 00:47:32,979 --> 00:47:35,597 And I don't bother no one. 737 00:47:45,707 --> 00:47:48,789 Your father asked me not to talk to you about Lily 738 00:47:48,791 --> 00:47:51,407 if you ever came around here. 739 00:47:53,198 --> 00:47:55,616 I didn't kill Lily. 740 00:47:55,618 --> 00:47:58,135 Will you sit down and hear me out? 741 00:48:11,992 --> 00:48:15,902 Lily was one of the few employees I got along with. 742 00:48:17,693 --> 00:48:19,382 "Okaytay," would you like a doughnut? 743 00:48:19,384 --> 00:48:22,664 A drunk like me doesn't have too many real friends. 744 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:27,237 But... she didn't make fun of my name and... 745 00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,088 I didn't ogle her... 746 00:48:30,090 --> 00:48:33,237 ...too much. 747 00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,650 The day Lily died... 748 00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:41,589 Akimbo Tonaka made some last-minute adjustments to the dragon. 749 00:48:41,591 --> 00:48:44,473 Hey Akimbo, need some help with this? 750 00:48:44,475 --> 00:48:47,689 He needed Zeke the Geek to help him. 751 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:49,611 Sometimes you just gotta finesse him. 752 00:48:49,613 --> 00:48:51,401 Those two thought they knew everything. 753 00:48:51,403 --> 00:48:55,942 But if you ask me, they are a couple of idiots. 754 00:48:57,435 --> 00:49:01,477 Junior, was in a particularly chipper mood. 755 00:49:04,031 --> 00:49:07,078 I feel asleep sometime after. 756 00:49:08,106 --> 00:49:11,222 My worst memory is something I don't even recall. 757 00:49:14,139 --> 00:49:16,160 Someone... 758 00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:19,972 must've tampered with the machine while I was out. 759 00:49:19,974 --> 00:49:23,154 Normally I can handle my alcohol, you know? 760 00:49:25,707 --> 00:49:28,192 I didn't even drink that much! 761 00:49:30,646 --> 00:49:33,296 Maybe I was at fault for not... 762 00:49:33,298 --> 00:49:36,942 preventing the accident... murder, whatever. 763 00:49:38,534 --> 00:49:41,484 If someone killed her... 764 00:49:41,486 --> 00:49:45,527 then they also killed those kids at the bonfire, too. 765 00:49:51,759 --> 00:49:54,411 I didn't kill Lily, I swear. 766 00:49:54,413 --> 00:49:57,161 I can see it in your eyes. 767 00:49:57,163 --> 00:49:58,653 You don't sleep much, either. 768 00:49:58,655 --> 00:49:59,946 Excuse me? 769 00:49:59,948 --> 00:50:02,597 You have nightmares about her, don't you? 770 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:05,414 Uh-huh, I'm right. Ain't I? 771 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:06,773 See? 772 00:50:06,775 --> 00:50:09,491 That's a sign something ain't right! 773 00:50:17,017 --> 00:50:18,209 Dammit. 774 00:50:21,922 --> 00:50:22,816 He probably didn't pay 775 00:50:22,818 --> 00:50:23,612 his power bill. 776 00:50:23,614 --> 00:50:25,070 Oh, shut up, Clyde! 777 00:50:25,072 --> 00:50:26,429 I'm just saying, how much money could you make 778 00:50:26,431 --> 00:50:28,418 in prison hammering license plates? 779 00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:32,892 Oktay! 780 00:50:32,894 --> 00:50:34,284 Oktay, it's Dan! 781 00:50:34,286 --> 00:50:37,268 Agnes! Where's Oktay?! 782 00:50:41,148 --> 00:50:41,974 Get out of here! 783 00:50:41,976 --> 00:50:43,698 You two have to leave, right now! 784 00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,686 Go someplace that isn't home. 785 00:50:45,688 --> 00:50:48,404 And keep your phone turned on. 786 00:50:51,421 --> 00:50:53,873 Breaking news out of Gradyville, Pennsylvania. 787 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,332 What the fuck just happened?! 788 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:57,420 A missing employee of the Bates Motel 789 00:50:57,422 --> 00:51:00,071 and Haunted Hayride has just been found. 790 00:51:00,073 --> 00:51:01,728 Authorities say Wayne Jacobs, 791 00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:03,950 a long-time employee of the haunt, 792 00:51:03,952 --> 00:51:05,673 has been found dead on the banks of the 793 00:51:05,675 --> 00:51:07,131 Delaware River earlier this morning. 794 00:51:07,133 --> 00:51:10,744 Although Jacobs was found in 18 different pieces, 795 00:51:10,746 --> 00:51:13,296 his head was identifiable by family members. 796 00:51:13,298 --> 00:51:15,815 Gradyville Sheriff Dan Rickover joins us live... 797 00:51:15,817 --> 00:51:19,262 Can you tell me what action the authorities are taking? 798 00:51:19,264 --> 00:51:21,583 As of right now, we're not ruling out anything. 799 00:51:21,585 --> 00:51:23,572 What about the death of Lilly Hansen that occurred 800 00:51:23,574 --> 00:51:25,394 at the Bates Motel one year ago? 801 00:51:25,396 --> 00:51:26,687 We're looking into the possibility that 802 00:51:26,689 --> 00:51:27,914 these incidents may be connected. 803 00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:30,698 The manager of the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride 804 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,918 commented on the possible closure of the farm. 805 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,365 We provide family friendly entertainment and uh... 806 00:51:36,367 --> 00:51:40,012 depend on the success of the haunt to keep the banks away. 807 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:43,426 Thousands of people have already bought pre-sale tickets. 808 00:51:44,951 --> 00:51:47,669 You know, this is my family's farm! 809 00:51:48,995 --> 00:51:52,143 You know, over 200 employees are gonna lose their jobs, like... 810 00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:55,258 don't shut the farm down! 811 00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:58,010 You don't understand! 812 00:52:04,939 --> 00:52:07,522 About a dozen people at Disneyland have died and... 813 00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:09,014 they're still open. 814 00:52:09,016 --> 00:52:11,202 So... you know, uh... 815 00:52:11,204 --> 00:52:14,450 We'll have more on this story as it... 816 00:52:14,452 --> 00:52:17,698 That farm always gave me the creeps. 817 00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:18,859 What'll it be? 818 00:52:18,861 --> 00:52:20,449 Whiskey! 819 00:52:20,451 --> 00:52:22,604 You got it! 820 00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:24,493 Who's doing this? 821 00:52:24,495 --> 00:52:25,819 I think Junior did it. 822 00:52:25,821 --> 00:52:27,543 He's a fucking creep. 823 00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:30,393 Junior was right next to me when... 824 00:52:30,395 --> 00:52:31,785 I saw Wayne getting cut up. 825 00:52:31,787 --> 00:52:34,735 And he was with me when Ben and Hannah got run over. 826 00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:36,193 It could be Junior and Zeke. 827 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:37,817 What about Akimbo and Zeke. 828 00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:38,845 No way. 829 00:52:38,847 --> 00:52:40,470 Oh, come on. Akimbo worked on 830 00:52:40,472 --> 00:52:42,888 the fire-breathing dragon and the table saw scene. 831 00:52:42,890 --> 00:52:45,110 And Zeke was found coming out of the corn 832 00:52:45,112 --> 00:52:46,203 covered in blood, the night Ben and Hannah 833 00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:47,230 got chopped up. 834 00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:51,308 I see how they could've done it, but not why. 835 00:52:51,310 --> 00:52:53,064 What about Oktay? 836 00:52:53,066 --> 00:52:54,523 I mean, he has the most obvious motive. 837 00:52:54,525 --> 00:52:56,909 He wants revenge on the Bates Motel. 838 00:52:56,911 --> 00:53:01,550 There's just something about... how he talked about Lily... 839 00:53:01,552 --> 00:53:04,003 how he knows my dad... 840 00:53:04,004 --> 00:53:05,759 I don't think it was him. 841 00:53:05,761 --> 00:53:09,074 He told us a lot of information, Agnes. 842 00:53:09,076 --> 00:53:11,891 Almost like he was confessing. 843 00:53:12,953 --> 00:53:15,836 Maybe his partner got to him before... 844 00:53:15,838 --> 00:53:17,460 before he said too much. 845 00:53:17,462 --> 00:53:20,476 That is some conspiracy theory. 846 00:53:23,393 --> 00:53:25,481 If Oktay's guilty, that means that he's working 847 00:53:25,483 --> 00:53:27,669 with an accomplice. 848 00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:31,016 Oh my god, Agnes! 849 00:53:31,018 --> 00:53:33,270 Who showed up right after the gunshot?! 850 00:53:33,272 --> 00:53:33,900 Fuck you! 851 00:53:33,902 --> 00:53:35,259 Think about it! 852 00:53:35,261 --> 00:53:37,414 How can you say that about my dad?! 853 00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:38,639 Think about it! 854 00:53:38,641 --> 00:53:39,369 No! 855 00:53:39,371 --> 00:53:41,026 He's probably doing it for you! 856 00:53:41,028 --> 00:53:42,584 Clyde, how can you say these things?! 857 00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:43,810 I don't know! 858 00:53:43,812 --> 00:53:45,369 I'm trying to figure this out, too, Agnes! 859 00:53:45,370 --> 00:53:46,329 Well, you're not! 860 00:53:46,331 --> 00:53:47,125 Where you going? 861 00:53:47,127 --> 00:53:48,948 I'm leaving! Get off of me! 862 00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:50,340 - I'm sorry. - Don't, Clyde! 863 00:53:50,342 --> 00:53:52,660 Stop. 864 00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:54,483 Stop. 865 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,764 I'm sorry. 866 00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:08,901 I'm sorry, too. 867 00:54:10,793 --> 00:54:13,011 Two beers. 868 00:54:13,013 --> 00:54:14,868 On the house. 869 00:54:14,870 --> 00:54:16,359 Mrs. Bates? 870 00:55:27,921 --> 00:55:30,671 Little sneaky snake. 871 00:55:30,673 --> 00:55:33,323 You doing a dance? 872 00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:56,425 One year ago... 873 00:55:56,427 --> 00:56:00,933 you and I witnessed the horrible death of Lily Hansen. 874 00:56:00,935 --> 00:56:02,591 That... 875 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,513 That's something that we shared together 876 00:56:04,515 --> 00:56:05,673 without even knowing it! 877 00:56:12,038 --> 00:56:14,623 I felt this, um... 878 00:56:16,844 --> 00:56:19,263 What's the word? 879 00:56:19,265 --> 00:56:21,815 Surge? 880 00:56:21,817 --> 00:56:26,323 ...of absolute horror in me. 881 00:56:27,848 --> 00:56:30,333 There ain't nothing like it. 882 00:56:30,335 --> 00:56:32,388 Uh... 883 00:56:37,195 --> 00:56:40,708 I was as shocked as anyone to see Lily on fire. 884 00:56:42,831 --> 00:56:45,746 You see, uh... 885 00:56:45,748 --> 00:56:51,745 Mother... soaked the platform in gasoline and tied Lily up 886 00:56:59,668 --> 00:57:02,517 Ooh... 887 00:57:04,673 --> 00:57:08,517 I have to fell you that you're kinda the reason we're here. 888 00:57:09,778 --> 00:57:11,002 Hey. 889 00:57:14,816 --> 00:57:18,659 When I looked into your eyes, 890 00:57:18,661 --> 00:57:20,549 and... 891 00:57:20,551 --> 00:57:24,129 and I experienced your anguish... 892 00:57:25,422 --> 00:57:29,399 uh... 893 00:57:29,401 --> 00:57:32,613 It's just so hard to explain. 894 00:57:33,675 --> 00:57:37,585 It's something that you gotta see to understand. 895 00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:47,629 I got something we'll both enjoy. 896 00:57:58,933 --> 00:58:01,318 You remember Ashley, dontcha? 897 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,068 Say "hi," Ashley! 898 00:58:05,926 --> 00:58:10,532 She was awfully mean to you on your, uh... hayride. 899 00:58:10,534 --> 00:58:14,576 So... I saved her as a treat for this very moment. 900 00:58:16,632 --> 00:58:19,283 You know, what could be... 901 00:58:19,285 --> 00:58:22,299 more terrifying... 902 00:58:22,301 --> 00:58:24,287 than watching someone slowly die? 903 00:58:24,289 --> 00:58:26,343 Soak it in. 904 00:58:42,187 --> 00:58:44,407 No! You have to look! 905 00:58:44,409 --> 00:58:46,826 Look! Open your eyes! 906 00:58:48,386 --> 00:58:50,870 Ow! 907 00:58:52,163 --> 00:58:54,351 That's okay. That's okay. 908 00:58:58,097 --> 00:59:01,012 This was supposed to be our moment.... 909 00:59:01,014 --> 00:59:03,399 and you ruined it. 910 00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:06,448 But that's all right. 911 00:59:06,450 --> 00:59:09,465 There's something even better planned. 912 00:59:12,117 --> 00:59:16,128 I have to go help mother put Clyde on the guillotine. 913 00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:21,099 I'll be right back. 914 00:59:47,185 --> 00:59:48,908 Stop! 915 00:59:50,136 --> 00:59:51,858 I always knew it was you, Junior. 916 00:59:51,860 --> 00:59:53,780 Oh, I'm sure you did. 917 00:59:53,782 --> 00:59:55,935 You wanna know how I knew? 918 00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:59,084 Did you put together a couple of clues? 919 00:59:59,086 --> 01:00:00,874 I put together that you were a fucking creep. 920 01:00:00,876 --> 01:00:02,962 Shut up! Both of you! 921 01:00:02,964 --> 01:00:04,785 Tie him to the guillotine! 922 01:00:04,787 --> 01:00:06,774 - Get up there. - What?! 923 01:00:06,776 --> 01:00:09,690 I avoided getting shot to have my head cut off?! 924 01:00:17,215 --> 01:00:21,026 You better get up there, Clyde, or she's gonna you again. 925 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:46,879 It's almost over dear. 926 01:00:46,881 --> 01:00:47,940 Stop! 927 01:00:56,758 --> 01:00:59,210 Akimbo?! 928 01:00:59,212 --> 01:01:00,403 Don't come any closer! 929 01:01:00,405 --> 01:01:01,331 What are you doing here?! 930 01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,783 There's a phone in the haunted house... 931 01:01:31,925 --> 01:01:33,581 Ugh. 932 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,333 Agnes?! 933 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,250 Agnes! 934 01:01:44,786 --> 01:01:48,331 Let's stop this nonsense, shall we, Miss Rickover? 935 01:01:51,149 --> 01:01:53,767 We have your friend. 936 01:01:54,762 --> 01:01:56,551 You come back, he lives. 937 01:01:56,553 --> 01:01:59,402 If you leave... 938 01:01:59,404 --> 01:02:01,689 he dies. 939 01:02:04,606 --> 01:02:07,489 You are a sneaky snake. 940 01:02:17,997 --> 01:02:19,753 Clyde's worried, 941 01:02:19,755 --> 01:02:22,935 he's been asking about you, Agnes! 942 01:02:22,937 --> 01:02:26,647 Clyde's been asking about you! 943 01:02:33,244 --> 01:02:36,757 Oh Aggie! 944 01:02:36,759 --> 01:02:40,105 Clyde's worried! 945 01:02:40,107 --> 01:02:44,546 Worried about you! Worried about me! 946 01:02:47,398 --> 01:02:50,048 Worried! 947 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:56,511 You think Clyde can take care of you?! 948 01:02:58,999 --> 01:03:01,517 Agnes! 949 01:03:03,373 --> 01:03:07,284 What's the deal with this guy anyway, Agnes? 950 01:03:07,286 --> 01:03:09,703 Is he your boyfriend? 951 01:03:09,705 --> 01:03:12,090 He wears girl's underwear? 952 01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:13,714 Is he gay? 953 01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:20,708 Aw, we could've had something special, Agnes. 954 01:03:20,710 --> 01:03:23,559 Real special. 955 01:03:24,753 --> 01:03:27,768 Don't bother calling your dad! 956 01:03:27,770 --> 01:03:30,784 Cell phones don't work on the farm. 957 01:03:30,786 --> 01:03:32,508 It's a dead zone. 958 01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:36,154 I always loved that one. 959 01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:40,496 Why don't you come find us for a chat, Agnes? 960 01:04:02,340 --> 01:04:04,194 We've been through this before. 961 01:04:04,196 --> 01:04:08,504 - Are you in on this too? - Five... 962 01:04:08,506 --> 01:04:12,647 Four... 963 01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:15,464 Three... 964 01:04:15,466 --> 01:04:18,249 Rubber prop, bitch! 965 01:04:33,364 --> 01:04:35,218 Is there like, a point to all of this?! 966 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:40,058 Or are you just "Pennsyltucky", corn-picking fucking crazy?! 967 01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:42,975 Everything is more fun when it's real! 968 01:04:42,977 --> 01:04:45,494 Tell that to your wig! 969 01:04:50,899 --> 01:04:54,012 It even smelled like dead bodies! 970 01:04:59,582 --> 01:05:03,393 I saw what you did to my father, Agnes! 971 01:05:03,394 --> 01:05:05,580 I'd like to talk to you about it! 972 01:05:05,582 --> 01:05:07,171 Ah! 973 01:05:07,173 --> 01:05:09,425 Clyde's gonna be the star of the show! 974 01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:11,878 Really hope it doesn't go to his head! 975 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,464 No you're being a pain in the neck, Agnes! 976 01:05:14,466 --> 01:05:16,882 - Whoa! - Creep! 977 01:05:17,779 --> 01:05:20,329 You got about three minutes to save Clyde! 978 01:05:20,331 --> 01:05:25,832 If you leave now, you might be... ahead... of the curve. 979 01:05:31,369 --> 01:05:32,462 Oh! 980 01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:33,820 Yo! No contact! 981 01:05:33,822 --> 01:05:35,477 How do I get to the guillotine? 982 01:05:35,479 --> 01:05:37,367 Through the corn, dumbass. Don't you work here? 983 01:05:37,369 --> 01:05:38,693 Thanks! 984 01:05:39,955 --> 01:05:42,902 Help! Help! 985 01:05:42,904 --> 01:05:45,919 They've really got me tied up here! 986 01:05:45,921 --> 01:05:47,542 Help me! 987 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:51,189 Scream all you want. It's a haunted hayride. 988 01:05:51,191 --> 01:05:53,508 They're all drunk. What the fuck?! 989 01:05:54,471 --> 01:05:57,055 No cursing! This is a family attraction. 990 01:05:57,057 --> 01:05:58,514 Where's Agnes? 991 01:05:58,516 --> 01:06:01,331 I told you to bring her with you. 992 01:06:02,956 --> 01:06:05,110 She's on her way. 993 01:06:08,491 --> 01:06:10,578 Stay away from my Norman! 994 01:06:18,501 --> 01:06:20,854 She must be really scared. 995 01:06:28,975 --> 01:06:31,095 Hear that wagon, Clyde? 996 01:06:31,097 --> 01:06:34,410 You got about 30 seconds 'til the main event. 997 01:06:35,902 --> 01:06:39,283 Oh, look! It's Agnes. 998 01:06:39,285 --> 01:06:41,338 Liar. 999 01:06:43,693 --> 01:06:45,182 Just kidding. 1000 01:06:45,184 --> 01:06:47,834 Wanna test it out. 1001 01:06:47,836 --> 01:06:49,889 It works. 1002 01:06:49,891 --> 01:06:53,435 Stop fucking around! 1003 01:07:01,624 --> 01:07:03,909 Whoo! 1004 01:07:03,911 --> 01:07:07,522 Hey, stop the wagon! Yeah! 1005 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:10,704 Junior, come on, man. 1006 01:07:10,706 --> 01:07:12,196 - Huh? - Lemme go. 1007 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,019 Let you go? 1008 01:07:14,021 --> 01:07:17,101 I'm a writer. I can write your story. 1009 01:07:17,103 --> 01:07:19,124 Then you could kill all the people you want. 1010 01:07:19,126 --> 01:07:21,311 Just not me! 1011 01:07:21,313 --> 01:07:25,123 Who here wants to see me whack this guy's head off? 1012 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:29,167 Say no! 1013 01:07:29,169 --> 01:07:31,586 Do it! Do it! 1014 01:07:32,946 --> 01:07:34,536 Now hold on! Hold on! 1015 01:07:34,538 --> 01:07:37,950 Because I don't do this show for just anyone... 1016 01:07:37,952 --> 01:07:42,856 kinda a one-shot deal and I never have the right audience. 1017 01:07:42,857 --> 01:07:47,165 I said, "who here wants to see me whack this guy's head off, 1018 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:51,043 or what?!" 1019 01:07:51,045 --> 01:07:52,203 Chop his head off! 1020 01:07:52,205 --> 01:07:55,782 That all right! That's what all of you want? 1021 01:07:55,784 --> 01:07:58,500 Yeah! America! 1022 01:07:58,502 --> 01:07:59,958 - Junior! - What?! 1023 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:03,207 Let Clyde go right now! 1024 01:08:04,202 --> 01:08:06,621 Ladies and gentlemen... 1025 01:08:08,578 --> 01:08:12,919 We have a very special guest tonight... 1026 01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:16,332 Miss Agnes Rickover. 1027 01:08:16,334 --> 01:08:18,288 Hey Junior, eat a dick! 1028 01:08:21,273 --> 01:08:22,995 Clyde! 1029 01:08:22,997 --> 01:08:27,503 Oh yeah! 1030 01:08:27,505 --> 01:08:29,524 That was fucking sick! 1031 01:08:29,526 --> 01:08:31,745 Just a stupid trick, you could see wire. 1032 01:08:31,747 --> 01:08:33,601 This isn't family friendly. 1033 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:50,141 The wood warped. 1034 01:08:50,143 --> 01:08:54,318 Akimbo was supposed to fix that. 1035 01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:57,831 Oh well. 1036 01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:59,853 Two-sies. 1037 01:09:01,146 --> 01:09:02,968 Drop it, cunt! 1038 01:09:16,526 --> 01:09:20,171 You shouldn't have done that, Agnes. 1039 01:09:22,591 --> 01:09:27,861 But I guess this makes us even. 1040 01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:29,485 Thanks for leaving, Clyde. 1041 01:09:29,487 --> 01:09:31,209 Agnes, run! 1042 01:10:06,343 --> 01:10:09,027 Come on, Agnes! 1043 01:10:09,029 --> 01:10:11,978 You're gonna be the best show of all! 1044 01:10:22,982 --> 01:10:25,269 Got you. 1045 01:10:34,253 --> 01:10:36,638 We have so much in common, Agnes! 1046 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,361 Now you'll never forget that feeling! 1047 01:10:38,363 --> 01:10:40,383 What it's like to take someone's life! 1048 01:10:40,385 --> 01:10:42,305 How did that feel? 1049 01:10:42,307 --> 01:10:44,162 How did that feel? 1050 01:10:44,164 --> 01:10:45,322 If you saw it, 1051 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:48,105 the memory of someone dying stay with you. 1052 01:10:48,107 --> 01:10:52,017 You will never forget the feeling of killing someone yourself. 1053 01:11:01,365 --> 01:11:03,486 Oh! 1054 01:11:03,488 --> 01:11:06,137 You're gonna have to do better than that, Agnes! 1055 01:11:10,282 --> 01:11:11,540 Oh, that's the stuff! 1056 01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:13,329 Go for it! 1057 01:11:16,645 --> 01:11:18,467 Look at me. 1058 01:11:24,699 --> 01:11:27,284 I always knew we'd have our moment. 1059 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,522 Ew, that's gross! 1060 01:12:13,524 --> 01:12:16,273 Oh, it's just part of the attraction.