1 00:00:25,986 --> 00:00:29,397 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,895 [cheering] 3 00:00:57,571 --> 00:01:02,718 [school bell rings] [cheering] 4 00:01:02,718 --> 00:01:05,655 [Veronica] September 1st, 1989. 5 00:01:05,656 --> 00:01:07,514 Dear diary. 6 00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:09,350 I think I'm a good person. 7 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:11,685 I believe there's good in everyone, 8 00:01:11,685 --> 00:01:16,398 but here we are, first day of senior year. 9 00:01:16,398 --> 00:01:19,100 I see these kids I've known all my life and wonder, 10 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,569 what happened? 11 00:01:20,569 --> 00:01:22,529 ♪ Freak! Slut! Burnout! ♪ 12 00:01:22,529 --> 00:01:24,606 ♪ Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard-ass! ♪ 13 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:28,674 ♪ We were so tiny Happy and shiny ♪ 14 00:01:28,675 --> 00:01:30,828 ♪ Playing tag And getting chased ♪ 15 00:01:30,828 --> 00:01:33,614 ♪ Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus! ♪ 16 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:36,222 ♪ Singing and clapping Laughing and napping ♪ 17 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,682 ♪ Baking cookies, eating paste ♪ 18 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:41,152 ♪ Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback! ♪ 19 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:42,451 ♪ Then we got bigger ♪ 20 00:01:42,452 --> 00:01:46,324 ♪ That was the trigger Like the Huns invading Rome ♪ 21 00:01:46,324 --> 00:01:48,813 Move! Uh, sorry 22 00:01:48,813 --> 00:01:51,350 ♪ Welcome to my school This ain't no high school ♪ 23 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:53,060 ♪ This is the Thunderdome ♪ 24 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:55,354 ♪ Hold your breath And count the days ♪ 25 00:01:55,354 --> 00:01:58,251 ♪ We're graduating soon ♪ ♪ White trash! ♪ 26 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:04,074 ♪ College will be paradise If I'm not dead by June! ♪ 27 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:06,281 ♪ But I know ♪ 28 00:02:06,281 --> 00:02:09,368 ♪ I know Life can be beautiful ♪ 29 00:02:09,369 --> 00:02:13,914 ♪ I pray I pray for a better way ♪ 30 00:02:13,914 --> 00:02:16,417 ♪ If we changed back then ♪ 31 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:19,189 ♪ We could change again ♪ 32 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:23,300 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 33 00:02:23,301 --> 00:02:25,592 Ow! ♪ Just not today ♪ 34 00:02:25,592 --> 00:02:28,341 -Hey, are you okay? -Get away, nerd. 35 00:02:29,422 --> 00:02:32,049 ♪ Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! ♪ 36 00:02:32,057 --> 00:02:33,484 ♪ Homo! Homo! ♪ 37 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:37,771 ♪ Things will get better soon As my letter comes ♪ 38 00:02:37,771 --> 00:02:39,916 ♪ From Harvard, Duke, or Brown ♪ 39 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,401 ♪ Wake from this coma Take my diploma ♪ 40 00:02:42,401 --> 00:02:44,236 ♪ Then I can blow this town ♪ 41 00:02:44,236 --> 00:02:48,473 ♪ Dream of my ivy-covered walls And smoky French cafes ♪ 42 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:49,487 Watch this! 43 00:02:49,488 --> 00:02:51,702 ♪ Fight the urge To strike a match ♪ 44 00:02:51,702 --> 00:02:55,085 ♪ And send this dump ablaze! ♪ 45 00:02:55,086 --> 00:02:56,832 Oops. 46 00:02:57,685 --> 00:02:59,471 Ram Sweeney. 47 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:01,086 Third year as linebacker. 48 00:03:01,086 --> 00:03:03,968 And eighth year of smacking lunch trays 49 00:03:03,968 --> 00:03:05,567 and being a huge dick. 50 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,027 What did you say to me, skank? 51 00:03:10,054 --> 00:03:11,513 Nothing. 52 00:03:11,513 --> 00:03:13,794 ♪ But I know, I know ♪ 53 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,961 ♪ I know life can be beautiful ♪ 54 00:03:16,962 --> 00:03:21,648 ♪ I pray, I pray I pray for a better way ♪ 55 00:03:21,648 --> 00:03:23,945 ♪ We were kind before ♪ 56 00:03:23,946 --> 00:03:26,695 ♪ We can be kind once more ♪ 57 00:03:26,695 --> 00:03:28,952 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 58 00:03:28,953 --> 00:03:30,699 ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 59 00:03:30,699 --> 00:03:32,992 Agh! Hey, Martha. Hey. 60 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:36,705 Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers. 61 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:38,832 She's got a huge heart. 62 00:03:38,832 --> 00:03:40,716 Around here, that's not enough. 63 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:43,170 Thanks. We on for movie night? 64 00:03:43,171 --> 00:03:44,730 Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail. 65 00:03:44,731 --> 00:03:46,182 I rented The Princess Bride. 66 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:47,628 No, again? 67 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,247 Don't you have it memorized by now? 68 00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:51,882 What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. 69 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,182 Martha Dumptruck! 70 00:03:54,183 --> 00:03:55,735 If you wanna slim down, 71 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,769 you need more protein in your diet. 72 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:04,559 Kurt Kelly. 73 00:04:04,566 --> 00:04:06,017 Quarterback. 74 00:04:06,018 --> 00:04:09,985 He is the smartest guy on the football team. 75 00:04:09,985 --> 00:04:12,241 Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf. 76 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:14,933 [laughing] What is wrong with you? 77 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:18,007 I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me? 78 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,416 My buddy Kurt just asked you a question. 79 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,962 What gives you the right to pick on my friend? 80 00:04:24,962 --> 00:04:26,296 I mean, look at you. 81 00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:29,091 You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. 82 00:04:29,091 --> 00:04:31,969 A future gas station attendant. 83 00:04:36,974 --> 00:04:40,393 You got a zit right there. 84 00:04:40,394 --> 00:04:41,966 [laughing] 85 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:43,186 Dear Diary. 86 00:04:43,187 --> 00:04:45,017 ♪ Why ♪ ♪ Why do they hate me? ♪ 87 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,017 ♪ Why don't I fight back? ♪ 88 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:48,300 [Kurt] ♪ Why do I act like such a creep? ♪ 89 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:49,927 [Veronica] ♪ Why? ♪ ♪ Why won't he date me? ♪ 90 00:04:49,928 --> 00:04:51,317 ♪ Why did I wear this? ♪ 91 00:04:51,318 --> 00:04:53,267 ♪ Why do I cry myself To sleep? ♪ 92 00:04:53,268 --> 00:04:55,084 ♪ Why? ♪ ♪ Somebody hug me! ♪ 93 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:57,550 ♪ Somebody fix me! Somebody save me! ♪ 94 00:04:57,551 --> 00:04:58,867 ♪ Send me a sign, God! ♪ 95 00:04:58,868 --> 00:05:03,440 ♪ Give me some hope here! Something to live for! ♪ 96 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:04,940 [dramatic music playing] 97 00:05:04,941 --> 00:05:10,463 [cheering] 98 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:25,276 [All] ♪ Ah! Heather, Heather ♪ 99 00:05:25,277 --> 00:05:27,023 ♪ And Heather! ♪ 100 00:05:27,024 --> 00:05:30,277 Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all. 101 00:05:30,277 --> 00:05:33,822 [All] ♪ I love Heather ♪ 102 00:05:33,822 --> 00:05:37,376 ♪ Heather, and Heather ♪ 103 00:05:37,376 --> 00:05:40,120 Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader. 104 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:43,248 Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings. 105 00:05:43,248 --> 00:05:45,543 Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook. 106 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:47,127 No discernible personality, 107 00:05:47,127 --> 00:05:49,838 but her mom did pay for implants. 108 00:05:49,838 --> 00:05:52,382 And Heather Chandler. 109 00:05:52,382 --> 00:05:54,343 The Almighty. 110 00:05:54,343 --> 00:05:56,175 [All] ♪ Heather ♪ 111 00:05:56,175 --> 00:05:59,431 She is a mythic bitch. 112 00:05:59,431 --> 00:06:02,225 The Heathers are solid Teflon, 113 00:06:02,225 --> 00:06:04,937 never bothered, never harassed. 114 00:06:04,937 --> 00:06:08,357 I would give anything to be like that. 115 00:06:08,357 --> 00:06:10,859 I'd like to be their boyfriend. 116 00:06:10,859 --> 00:06:13,132 [All] ♪ That would be beautiful ♪ 117 00:06:13,132 --> 00:06:15,489 If I sat at their table, guys would notice me. 118 00:06:15,489 --> 00:06:17,866 [All] ♪ So beautiful ♪ 119 00:06:17,866 --> 00:06:19,993 I'd like them to be nicer. 120 00:06:19,993 --> 00:06:22,245 [All] ♪ That would be beautiful ♪ 121 00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:24,849 I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked 122 00:06:24,849 --> 00:06:27,834 in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats! 123 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:31,129 [school bell rings] 124 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:35,258 [Heather Duke vomits] 125 00:06:35,258 --> 00:06:36,481 Grow up, Heather. 126 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:38,832 Bulimia is so '87. 127 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,431 Heather, I need a mint. 128 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:43,141 What you need, Heather, is to see a doctor. 129 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,935 Ah, Heather and Heather. 130 00:06:44,935 --> 00:06:47,521 [Heather Duke vomits] And Heather. 131 00:06:47,521 --> 00:06:50,941 Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. 132 00:06:50,941 --> 00:06:52,274 You're late for class. 133 00:06:52,274 --> 00:06:53,891 Heather wasn't feeling well. 134 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,576 We're helping her. 135 00:06:55,577 --> 00:06:57,137 Not without a hall pass you're not. 136 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,907 A week's detention. 137 00:06:58,907 --> 00:07:01,618 My parents pay your salary! Actually, Ms. Fleming, 138 00:07:01,618 --> 00:07:04,079 all four of us are out on a hall pass. 139 00:07:04,696 --> 00:07:06,114 Yearbook committee. 140 00:07:10,324 --> 00:07:11,868 [clears throat] 141 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:16,508 Well, I see you're all listed. 142 00:07:18,384 --> 00:07:21,721 Hurry up and get where you're going. 143 00:07:25,684 --> 00:07:28,562 This is an excellent forgery. 144 00:07:28,562 --> 00:07:31,189 Who are you? Veronica Sawyer. 145 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,941 I crave a boon. What boon? 146 00:07:32,941 --> 00:07:35,444 Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. 147 00:07:35,444 --> 00:07:37,694 No talking necessary. 148 00:07:37,694 --> 00:07:39,698 If people think you guys tolerate me, 149 00:07:39,698 --> 00:07:40,949 they'll leave me alone. 150 00:07:40,949 --> 00:07:43,035 Before you answer, I also do report cards, 151 00:07:43,035 --> 00:07:44,953 permission slips and absence notes. 152 00:07:44,953 --> 00:07:46,282 How about prescriptions? 153 00:07:46,283 --> 00:07:48,165 Shut up, Heather. Sorry, Heather. 154 00:07:48,165 --> 00:07:51,336 For a greasy little nobody, she does have 155 00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:52,794 good bone structure. 156 00:07:52,794 --> 00:07:54,212 And a symmetrical face. 157 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:56,923 If I took a meat cleaver down the center of her skull, 158 00:07:56,923 --> 00:07:59,217 I'd have matching halves. That's very important. 159 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:02,552 Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. 160 00:08:02,552 --> 00:08:05,432 ♪ And ya know, ya know Ya know? ♪ 161 00:08:05,432 --> 00:08:07,225 ♪ This could be beautiful ♪ 162 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:11,688 ♪ Mascara, maybe some lip gloss And we're on our way ♪ 163 00:08:11,688 --> 00:08:13,713 ♪ Get this girl some blush ♪ 164 00:08:13,713 --> 00:08:15,955 ♪ And Heather I need your brush ♪ 165 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:19,408 -♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ -♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ 166 00:08:19,408 --> 00:08:23,965 ♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ ♪ Make her beautiful ♪ 167 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:25,038 Okay? Okay! 168 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,370 [school bell rings] 169 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:29,998 ♪ Out of my way, geek! ♪ ♪ I don't want trouble! ♪ 170 00:08:29,998 --> 00:08:31,750 ♪ You're gonna die At 3:00 p.m. ♪ 171 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,567 [Both] ♪ Don't you dare Touch me! ♪ 172 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:36,934 ♪ Get away, pervert! ♪ ♪ What'd I ever do to them? ♪ 173 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,294 [All] ♪ Who could survive this? I can't escape this! ♪ 174 00:08:39,294 --> 00:08:42,381 ♪ I think I'm dying! ♪ ♪ Who's that with Heather? ♪ 175 00:08:42,381 --> 00:08:44,149 [All] Whoa! 176 00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:50,128 ♪ Heather, Heather, Heather ♪ 177 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,727 ♪ And someone! ♪ 178 00:08:51,728 --> 00:08:56,319 [All] ♪ Heather, Heather Heather ♪ 179 00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:57,799 ♪ And a babe! ♪ 180 00:08:57,799 --> 00:09:01,988 [All] ♪ Heather, Heather Heather ♪ 181 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:03,281 Veronica? 182 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:08,537 [All] ♪ Veronica? Veronica? Veronica? ♪ 183 00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:12,812 ♪ And ya know, ya know Ya know ♪ 184 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:14,835 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 185 00:09:14,835 --> 00:09:18,279 ♪ You hope, you dream You pray ♪ 186 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:20,132 ♪ And you get your way! ♪ 187 00:09:20,132 --> 00:09:22,843 ♪ Ask me how it feels ♪ 188 00:09:22,843 --> 00:09:25,846 ♪ Looking like hell on wheels ♪ 189 00:09:25,846 --> 00:09:27,866 ♪ My God, it's beautiful! ♪ 190 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:31,226 [All] ♪ Beautiful! ♪ ♪ My life is beautiful! ♪ 191 00:09:31,226 --> 00:09:32,811 [All] ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 192 00:09:32,811 --> 00:09:36,998 [Veronica] ♪ And when you're beautiful ♪ 193 00:09:36,998 --> 00:09:38,859 ♪ It's a beautiful Frickin' day! ♪ 194 00:09:38,859 --> 00:09:43,811 [All] ♪ Heather, Heather Heather, Veronica! ♪ 195 00:09:43,811 --> 00:09:48,464 ♪ Heather! Heather! Heather, Veronica! ♪ 196 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:52,091 ♪ Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! ♪ 197 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:57,919 ♪ Veronica! ♪ 198 00:09:58,712 --> 00:10:01,756 [cheering and applauding] 199 00:10:11,516 --> 00:10:14,003 Dear Diary, it's been three weeks 200 00:10:14,003 --> 00:10:16,737 since I became friends with the Heathers. 201 00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:18,590 Friends isn't the right word exactly. 202 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:20,817 It's more like the Heathers are people I work with. 203 00:10:20,817 --> 00:10:23,243 And our job is being popular and shit. 204 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,864 [school bell rings] 205 00:10:25,864 --> 00:10:27,532 Hey, Veronica. Hey! 206 00:10:27,532 --> 00:10:30,035 You really look beautiful these days. 207 00:10:30,035 --> 00:10:31,989 Yeah, well, it's still the same me underneath. 208 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,934 Are you sure? 209 00:10:33,935 --> 00:10:34,989 Yeah... 210 00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:37,334 Look, I'm sorry I flaked on movie night last week. 211 00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:39,589 I've just had a lot going on. I get that. 212 00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:41,463 You're with the Heathers now. It's exciting. 213 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:43,715 It's-- whatever. [laughs] 214 00:10:43,715 --> 00:10:46,402 But we'll hang out soon, I promise. 215 00:10:46,402 --> 00:10:47,594 Veronica. 216 00:10:47,594 --> 00:10:51,681 Heather requires your presence. Now. 217 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:53,658 How very. 218 00:10:53,658 --> 00:10:56,525 Veronica, I need a forgery written 219 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,813 in Ram Sweeney's handwriting. 220 00:10:58,813 --> 00:11:01,316 You'll need something to lean on. 221 00:11:01,316 --> 00:11:03,777 Heather, bend over. 222 00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:07,155 [crowd laughs] 223 00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:10,759 [Heather C] "Hi, beautiful. 224 00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:13,333 I've been watching you and thinking about us 225 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,506 in the old days. 226 00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:17,679 I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend. 227 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,126 I miss you, Ram." 228 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:22,170 Put an "XO" after the signature. 229 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:23,343 What's this for anyway? 230 00:11:23,343 --> 00:11:26,716 You remember how Ram used to hang with Martha Dumptruck? 231 00:11:26,716 --> 00:11:30,370 Yeah, in kindergarten. I mean, we all did. 232 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,931 We all didn't kiss on the kickball field. 233 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:36,017 Oh, my God. That's right, I totally forgot. 234 00:11:36,017 --> 00:11:38,530 Ram kissed Martha Dumptruck. 235 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,650 [laughs] 236 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:43,244 It was disgusting. 237 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,937 Perfect. Boys? 238 00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:47,817 Over here, please. 239 00:11:47,817 --> 00:11:49,239 What do you think Heather wants? 240 00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:51,644 My hot body? Uh-huh, punch it in! 241 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,897 Hell yeah! 242 00:11:52,897 --> 00:11:56,364 Ram, be a sweetie and give this note to Martha Dumptruck for me. 243 00:11:56,364 --> 00:11:57,790 What? No! 244 00:11:57,790 --> 00:12:00,577 Martha's had a crush on Ram for like 12 years. 245 00:12:00,577 --> 00:12:01,779 This would kill her. 246 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,894 And come on, Heather, you're bigger than this. 247 00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:06,116 Are we gonna have a problem? 248 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,966 You got a bone to pick? 249 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:12,032 You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? 250 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,979 I'd normally slap your face off. 251 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,925 and everyone here could watch. 252 00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:18,165 But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. 253 00:12:18,165 --> 00:12:19,525 Listen up, bitch! 254 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:23,773 -[rock music playing] -[crowd cheering] 255 00:12:26,452 --> 00:12:28,226 ♪ I like ♪ ♪ Looking hot ♪ 256 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:29,904 ♪ Buying stuff they cannot ♪ 257 00:12:29,904 --> 00:12:31,573 ♪ I like ♪ ♪ Drinking hard ♪ 258 00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,116 ♪ Maxing Dad's credit card ♪ 259 00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:34,784 ♪ I like ♪ ♪ Skipping gym ♪ 260 00:12:34,784 --> 00:12:36,745 ♪ Scaring her, screwing him ♪ 261 00:12:36,745 --> 00:12:38,246 ♪ I like ♪ ♪ Killer clothes ♪ 262 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:39,998 ♪ Kicking nerds in the nose! ♪ 263 00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:43,668 ♪ If you lack the balls You can go play dolls ♪ 264 00:12:43,668 --> 00:12:46,228 ♪ Let your mommy fix you A snack ♪ 265 00:12:46,228 --> 00:12:47,335 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 266 00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:50,508 ♪ Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke ♪ 267 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,068 ♪ In my Porsche With the quarterback ♪ 268 00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:56,139 ♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! ♪ 269 00:12:56,139 --> 00:12:59,184 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪ 270 00:12:59,184 --> 00:13:02,811 ♪ Welcome to my candy store! ♪ 271 00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:08,651 ♪ Time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore ♪ 272 00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:11,696 ♪ Then step Into my candy store! ♪ 273 00:13:11,696 --> 00:13:13,865 ♪ Guys fall ♪ ♪ At your feet ♪ 274 00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:15,531 ♪ Pay the check ♪ ♪ Help you cheat! ♪ 275 00:13:15,531 --> 00:13:17,225 ♪ All you ♪ ♪ Have to do ♪ 276 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:19,704 ♪ Say goodbye to Shamu ♪ ♪ That freak's ♪ 277 00:13:19,704 --> 00:13:22,040 ♪ Not your friend I can tell, in the end ♪ 278 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,958 ♪ If she ♪ ♪ Had your shot ♪ 279 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:25,835 ♪ She would leave you to rot! ♪ 280 00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:29,255 ♪ 'Course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair ♪ 281 00:13:29,255 --> 00:13:31,905 ♪ Maybe Sesame Street is on ♪ 282 00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:34,612 ♪ Whoa! ♪ ♪ Or forget that creep ♪ 283 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:36,279 ♪ And get in my Jeep ♪ 284 00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:38,639 ♪ Let's go tear up Someone's lawn! ♪ 285 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:41,810 ♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! ♪ 286 00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:44,896 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪ 287 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:48,475 ♪ Welcome to my candy store! ♪ 288 00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:54,062 ♪ You just gotta prove You're not a pussy anymore ♪ 289 00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:58,942 ♪ Then step Into my candy store! ♪ 290 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:02,422 ♪ You can join the team ♪ ♪ Or you can bitch and moan ♪ 291 00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:03,915 ♪ You can live the dream ♪ 292 00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:07,085 ♪ Or you can die alone ♪ ♪ You can fly with eagles ♪ 293 00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:10,672 ♪ Or if you prefer ♪ ♪ Keep testing me ♪ 294 00:14:10,672 --> 00:14:12,924 ♪ And end up like her! ♪ 295 00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:16,344 Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! 296 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:19,097 See? I told you there was still something there. 297 00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:22,267 This proves he's been thinking about me! 298 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:27,397 Color me stoked. I'm so happy. 299 00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:29,733 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 300 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,880 ♪ Honey what you Waiting for-- ♪ 301 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,153 Shut up, Heather! 302 00:14:33,153 --> 00:14:35,572 ♪ Step into my candy store! ♪ 303 00:14:35,572 --> 00:14:37,949 ♪ Whoa, time for you to prove ♪ 304 00:14:37,949 --> 00:14:42,253 ♪ You're not A lame-ass anymore! ♪ 305 00:14:42,253 --> 00:14:44,533 ♪ Then step Into my candy store! ♪ 306 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:47,584 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 307 00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:51,171 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 308 00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:53,082 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 309 00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:58,511 ♪ It's my candy store! ♪ 310 00:14:58,511 --> 00:15:01,848 [crowd cheering] 311 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,776 You shouldn't have bowed down to the swatch dogs 312 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,837 and diet-coke-heads. 313 00:15:17,837 --> 00:15:19,465 They're gonna crush that girl. 314 00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:21,739 I'm sorry, what? 315 00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:23,330 Well, you clearly have a soul. 316 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:26,012 You just need to work harder keeping it clean. 317 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,878 We're all born marked for evil. 318 00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:30,386 Okay, don't just quote Baudelaire at me 319 00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:32,894 and walk away. 320 00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:35,993 Excuse me, I didn't catch your name. 321 00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:40,569 Well, I didn't throw it. [crowd laughs] 322 00:15:42,387 --> 00:15:44,440 Who does the guy in the jacket think he is anyway, 323 00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:45,396 Bo Diddley? 324 00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:47,025 Veronica's into his act, no doubt. 325 00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:49,160 Let's kick his ass! Hey, we're seniors, man. 326 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,808 We're too old for this. Come on. 327 00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:52,259 [Ram groans] 328 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,250 Hey, sweetheart! 329 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,085 What did your boyfriend say when you told him 330 00:15:57,085 --> 00:15:59,170 you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio? 331 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:02,455 My buddy Kurt just asked you a question. 332 00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:04,862 [crowd laughs] Hey, Ram, 333 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:08,240 doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule? 334 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,848 [Ram laughs] 335 00:16:09,848 --> 00:16:12,601 I'm not sure what your problem is. 336 00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:16,271 But I bet it's really hard for you to pronounce. 337 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:19,419 Hold his arms! 338 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:21,158 [tense music playing] 339 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,610 [grunts] 340 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:24,029 [All] ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 341 00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:25,266 ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 342 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,051 ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 343 00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:31,453 ♪ Holy shit! Holy shit! ♪ 344 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:37,125 ♪ Why when you see boys fight ♪ 345 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,919 ♪ Does it look so horrible yet ♪ 346 00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:42,631 ♪ Feel so right? ♪ 347 00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:44,924 ♪ I shouldn't watch this crap ♪ 348 00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:47,719 ♪ That's not who I am ♪ 349 00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:50,937 ♪ But with this kid ♪ 350 00:16:50,937 --> 00:16:55,977 ♪ Damn ♪ 351 00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:59,439 ♪ Hey, Mr. No-Name Kid ♪ 352 00:16:59,439 --> 00:17:02,418 ♪ So, who might you be? ♪ 353 00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:06,225 ♪ And could you fight for me? ♪ 354 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,739 ♪ And hey ♪ 355 00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:10,617 ♪ Could you face the crowd? ♪ 356 00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:13,953 ♪ Could you be seen with me ♪ 357 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:17,648 ♪ And still act proud? ♪ 358 00:17:17,648 --> 00:17:21,381 ♪ Hey, would you hold my hand ♪ 359 00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:24,631 ♪ And could you carry me ♪ 360 00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:27,759 ♪ Through no man's land? ♪ 361 00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:32,010 ♪ It's fine if you don't agree ♪ 362 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,928 ♪ But I would fight for you ♪ 363 00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:43,579 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 364 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:48,609 ♪ Let them drive us Underground ♪ 365 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:53,368 ♪ I don't care how far ♪ [all vocalizing] 366 00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:57,622 ♪ You can set my broken bones ♪ 367 00:17:57,622 --> 00:18:02,460 ♪ And I know CPR ♪ 368 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,097 ♪ Well, whoa ♪ [crowd laughs] 369 00:18:04,097 --> 00:18:06,756 ♪ You can punch real good ♪ 370 00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:09,300 ♪ You've lasted longer ♪ 371 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,512 ♪ Than I thought you would ♪ 372 00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:16,505 ♪ So hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid ♪ 373 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:20,395 ♪ If some night you're free ♪ 374 00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:25,822 [all vocalizing] 375 00:18:26,696 --> 00:18:31,448 ♪ Wanna fight for me? ♪ 376 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,074 [All] ♪ Holy shit ♪ 377 00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:36,327 [Veronica] ♪ If you're still alive ♪ 378 00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:38,148 [All] ♪ Holy shit ♪ 379 00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:42,518 ♪ I would fight for you ♪ [All] ♪ Holy shit, holy shit ♪ 380 00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:47,255 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ [All] ♪ Holy shit, holy shit ♪ 381 00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:53,969 [All] ♪ Holy shit, holy shit! ♪ 382 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:57,432 [cheering and applauding] 383 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,185 [Ram and Kurt grunt] 384 00:19:09,186 --> 00:19:10,870 [Kurt] Oh, man, that sucked! 385 00:19:10,871 --> 00:19:13,015 [Ram] Those were some cheap shots. 386 00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:15,325 Ah! I'm missing a ball! 387 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:17,368 No, you're not. No, no, seriously. 388 00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:19,683 I think he kicked it up my butt or something. 389 00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:21,368 It's probably just impacted. 390 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,271 Plug your nose and push. 391 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:24,313 Okay. 392 00:19:26,823 --> 00:19:29,065 [gasps] 393 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:31,424 Oh, there it is. See, told you. 394 00:19:31,424 --> 00:19:32,780 [crowd laughs] 395 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,769 [whimsical music playing] 396 00:19:40,902 --> 00:19:43,686 Your mouth was hanging wide open. 397 00:19:43,686 --> 00:19:45,730 No, it wasn't. I mean, seriously, 398 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:48,775 Veronica, drool much? It was nothing like that. 399 00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:51,402 Come on, admit it. You like the new kid. 400 00:19:51,402 --> 00:19:52,862 I don't even know his name. 401 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,435 You were totally throwing your panties at him. 402 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,732 [laughs] 403 00:19:57,732 --> 00:19:59,113 [gasps] 404 00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:00,556 [crowd laughs] 405 00:20:00,556 --> 00:20:02,920 I am talking to my friend. 406 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,496 Sorry, Heather. 407 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,172 [crowd laughs] 408 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:15,176 Oh, mom, dad, look out. Oh! 409 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:17,949 Ah. Here you go, girls. 410 00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:20,014 Care for some pate? 411 00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:21,258 This isn't pate. 412 00:20:21,258 --> 00:20:23,022 It's liverwurst. 413 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,700 I'm aware of that, Heather. 414 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,070 It's a family joke. 415 00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:27,318 [laughs] 416 00:20:27,318 --> 00:20:29,315 Oh, funny. 417 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,451 [Veronica's dad grunts] Doggone it. 418 00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:34,598 Will somebody please tell me why I read these spy novels? 419 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,118 'Cause you're an idiot, dad. 420 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:39,598 Oh, yeah. That's it. 421 00:20:39,598 --> 00:20:42,034 [laughter] 422 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,337 You two. 423 00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:45,549 So, girls, any plans for tonight? 424 00:20:45,549 --> 00:20:48,668 Yeah, big homecoming party at Ram Sweeney's house. 425 00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,102 I'm catching a ride with Heather. 426 00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:51,853 Speaking of which. 427 00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:53,144 Right. 428 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:54,514 Great pate, mom. 429 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:58,029 But we better motor if we want to be ready for that party. 430 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,652 [gasps] Oops. 431 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,588 Clean that right now. 432 00:21:02,589 --> 00:21:04,515 Do I look like the maid? 433 00:21:04,516 --> 00:21:08,563 Veronica, your mom is hilarious. 434 00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:13,026 I forbid you to go anywhere with that girl. 435 00:21:13,026 --> 00:21:14,232 Mom-- Well, she has no respect 436 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,977 for anything. I know what she is. 437 00:21:16,977 --> 00:21:20,305 What they all are, but they will get me safely 438 00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:22,051 through high school. 439 00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:24,913 I'm not going to change, I promise. 440 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,744 So, can I go? 441 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,914 Go. Thanks. 442 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,408 What the hell goes on at that school? 443 00:21:36,408 --> 00:21:38,986 [giggles] I do not wanna know. 444 00:21:38,986 --> 00:21:40,553 [upbeat music playing] 445 00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:42,871 ♪ So step into my candy store! ♪ 446 00:21:42,871 --> 00:21:46,283 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 447 00:21:46,283 --> 00:21:49,977 ♪ It's my candy store It's my candy ♪ 448 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,689 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 449 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:57,311 ♪ It's my candy store! ♪ 450 00:21:57,312 --> 00:22:00,741 [cheering and applauding] 451 00:22:07,219 --> 00:22:08,763 [bell jingles] 452 00:22:10,435 --> 00:22:13,146 [car horn honking] 453 00:22:13,147 --> 00:22:15,695 [Heather C] Veronica! 454 00:22:15,695 --> 00:22:18,633 Don't forget to buy corn nuts! 455 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:22,243 It's not a party without corn nuts! 456 00:22:22,243 --> 00:22:25,828 Yes, Heather, plain or BQ? 457 00:22:25,828 --> 00:22:28,346 [Heather C] BQ! 458 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,436 [crowd laughs] 459 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,381 Greetings and salutations. 460 00:22:33,381 --> 00:22:34,817 You want a Slurpee with that? 461 00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:36,009 No. 462 00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:38,442 But if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a Big Gulp. 463 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,476 That's like going to Micky D's to order a salad. 464 00:22:40,476 --> 00:22:42,295 Slurpee's the signature dish of the house. 465 00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:45,146 Now, did you say cherry or lime? 466 00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,645 No, I said Big Gulp. 467 00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:49,771 I'm Veronica, by the way. 468 00:22:49,771 --> 00:22:51,479 Veronica Sawyer. 469 00:22:52,817 --> 00:22:55,153 You ever gonna tell me your name? 470 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,405 I'll end the suspense. 471 00:22:57,405 --> 00:22:59,876 Jason Dean, JD for short. 472 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:02,251 So, JD. 473 00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:04,701 That thing you pulled at the caf' was pretty severe. 474 00:23:04,701 --> 00:23:06,706 The extreme always seems to make an impression. 475 00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:09,254 What brings a Baudelaire-quoting badass like you 476 00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:11,113 to Sherwood, Ohio? 477 00:23:11,113 --> 00:23:12,221 My dad's work. 478 00:23:12,221 --> 00:23:14,038 He owns a deconstruction company. 479 00:23:14,038 --> 00:23:15,163 Deconstruction? 480 00:23:15,163 --> 00:23:18,246 Yup, the old man seems to enjoy tearing things down. 481 00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:19,613 You seen the commercial? 482 00:23:19,614 --> 00:23:21,153 "I'm Big Bud Dean. 483 00:23:21,154 --> 00:23:23,538 If it's in the way, I'll make your day." 484 00:23:23,538 --> 00:23:26,231 Yeah, then he pushes the plunger and the screen blows up. 485 00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:28,019 [giggles] 486 00:23:28,019 --> 00:23:30,039 Oh, that's your dad? [crowd laughs] 487 00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:31,772 In all his toxic glory. 488 00:23:31,772 --> 00:23:34,714 Well, everybody's lives got static. 489 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,914 [car horn honking] 490 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,119 [Heather C] Veronica! 491 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,586 Example, I don't really like my friends. 492 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,936 I don't like your friends either. 493 00:23:43,936 --> 00:23:48,327 Hey, bag the party, hang here. 494 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,416 At the 7-Eleven? 495 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:51,881 Swanky first date. 496 00:23:51,881 --> 00:23:53,423 Hey! I love this place. 497 00:23:53,423 --> 00:23:55,698 No offense, but why? 498 00:23:55,698 --> 00:23:57,507 ♪ I've been through Ten high schools ♪ 499 00:23:57,507 --> 00:23:59,331 ♪ They start to get blurry ♪ 500 00:23:59,331 --> 00:24:03,090 ♪ No point in planting roots 'Cause you're gone in a hurry ♪ 501 00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:06,182 ♪ My dad keeps two suitcases Packed in the den ♪ 502 00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:10,294 ♪ So it's only a matter Of when ♪ 503 00:24:10,294 --> 00:24:14,186 ♪ I don't learn the names Don't bother with faces ♪ 504 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:17,683 ♪ All I can trust Is this concrete oasis ♪ 505 00:24:17,683 --> 00:24:21,116 ♪ Seems every time I'm about to despair ♪ 506 00:24:21,116 --> 00:24:24,616 ♪ There's a 7-Eleven Right there ♪ 507 00:24:24,616 --> 00:24:28,483 ♪ Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Boston ♪ 508 00:24:28,483 --> 00:24:32,083 ♪ Linoleum aisles that I love To get lost in ♪ 509 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:35,463 ♪ I pray at my altar of slush ♪ 510 00:24:35,463 --> 00:24:40,717 ♪ Yeah, I live For that sweet frozen rush ♪ 511 00:24:41,426 --> 00:24:45,847 [slurping noise] 512 00:24:50,426 --> 00:24:51,677 [grunts] 513 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:57,697 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 514 00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:01,297 ♪ Suck on that straw Get lost in the pain ♪ 515 00:25:01,297 --> 00:25:05,039 ♪ Happiness comes When everything numbs ♪ 516 00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:08,214 ♪ Who needs cocaine? ♪ 517 00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:12,160 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 518 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,960 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 519 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,185 Care for a hit? 520 00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:19,894 Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? 521 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:21,591 Not anymore. 522 00:25:21,591 --> 00:25:25,412 ♪ When mom was alive We lived halfway normal ♪ 523 00:25:25,412 --> 00:25:28,945 ♪ But now it's just me And my dad, we're less formal ♪ 524 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:32,304 ♪ I learned to cook pasta I learned to pay rent ♪ 525 00:25:32,304 --> 00:25:35,752 ♪ Learned the world Doesn't owe you a cent ♪ 526 00:25:35,752 --> 00:25:39,268 ♪ You're planning your future Veronica Sawyer ♪ 527 00:25:39,268 --> 00:25:42,869 ♪ You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer ♪ 528 00:25:42,869 --> 00:25:46,393 ♪ But the sky's gonna hurt When it falls ♪ 529 00:25:46,393 --> 00:25:51,307 ♪ So you better start Building some walls ♪ 530 00:25:51,307 --> 00:25:54,857 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 531 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:58,265 ♪ Swim in the ice Get lost in the pain ♪ 532 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,879 ♪ Shut your eyes tight Till you vanish from sight ♪ 533 00:26:01,879 --> 00:26:05,426 ♪ Let nothing remain ♪ 534 00:26:05,426 --> 00:26:08,970 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 535 00:26:08,970 --> 00:26:12,029 ♪ Shatter your skull Fight pain with more pain ♪ 536 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,582 ♪ Forget who you are Unburden your load ♪ 537 00:26:15,582 --> 00:26:19,041 ♪ Forget in six weeks You'll be back on the road ♪ 538 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:22,791 ♪ When the voice in your head Says you're better off dead♪ 539 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:29,538 ♪ Don't open a vein! ♪ 540 00:26:34,372 --> 00:26:40,776 ♪ Just freeze your brain ♪ 541 00:26:40,776 --> 00:26:44,434 ♪ Freeze your brain ♪ 542 00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:49,201 ♪ Go on and freeze your brain ♪ 543 00:26:50,451 --> 00:26:52,390 Try it. 544 00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:56,227 [cheering and applauding] 545 00:27:04,609 --> 00:27:07,734 [slurping noises] 546 00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:09,782 [crowd laughs] 547 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,569 I really don't see what the big deal-- 548 00:27:14,569 --> 00:27:17,794 son of a bitch! [bells jingle] 549 00:27:17,794 --> 00:27:19,382 Veronica! 550 00:27:19,382 --> 00:27:21,002 Uh, I have to go. 551 00:27:21,002 --> 00:27:23,398 So I see. Corn nuts? 552 00:27:23,398 --> 00:27:25,173 Uh, sorry, Heather. 553 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:33,187 Don't you have a Marcy concert to get to? 554 00:27:33,187 --> 00:27:35,516 Come on, Veronica! 555 00:27:38,493 --> 00:27:48,100 [JD humming] 556 00:27:50,638 --> 00:27:54,700 [grunting] 557 00:27:56,427 --> 00:27:58,694 Okay, Ram. Have fun tonight, 558 00:27:58,694 --> 00:28:00,328 but I expect you to act your age. 559 00:28:00,328 --> 00:28:02,494 The Hendersons' have the phone number for the cabin. 560 00:28:02,494 --> 00:28:05,061 If they call to complain, I'm going to drive back here 561 00:28:05,061 --> 00:28:07,355 and knock the sand out of your diaper. 562 00:28:07,355 --> 00:28:10,378 Dude, what am I, five? 563 00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:12,777 I'm your dad, not your dude. 564 00:28:12,777 --> 00:28:14,594 That goes double for you, Kurt. 565 00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:15,821 You're a guest in Bill's house 566 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:18,074 and you will treat it with respect. 567 00:28:18,074 --> 00:28:19,909 Sure thing... 568 00:28:19,909 --> 00:28:21,285 dude! [both laugh] 569 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:22,495 [Ram] All right, Kurt. 570 00:28:22,496 --> 00:28:24,051 Hold his arms. No! no, no, no! 571 00:28:24,052 --> 00:28:25,335 Here you are! Come over here! 572 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:26,749 Now, who's a great big sissy? 573 00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:28,292 Who's going to prom in a bright pink dress? 574 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,152 Who's a sissy? Me! Me! I'm a sissy. 575 00:28:30,152 --> 00:28:32,435 I am a big fat sissy! 576 00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:33,835 Darn right! 577 00:28:33,835 --> 00:28:35,341 Enjoy your party, son! 578 00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:37,152 Punch it in! [grunts] Boo! 579 00:28:37,152 --> 00:28:38,469 [girly screams] 580 00:28:38,469 --> 00:28:42,265 [both laugh] 581 00:28:42,265 --> 00:28:44,892 [Mr. Dean] Oh, boy! Oh! 582 00:28:46,352 --> 00:28:47,895 Man, that sucked! 583 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:49,105 Who cares? 584 00:28:49,105 --> 00:28:52,483 The parents are gone and I got my party slippers on! 585 00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:54,151 [Both] All right! 586 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:58,025 [all vocalizing] 587 00:28:58,025 --> 00:28:59,532 ♪ Dad said, "Act your age" ♪ 588 00:28:59,532 --> 00:29:02,059 ♪ You heard the man It's time to rage! ♪ 589 00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:03,869 [All] ♪ Blast the bass Turn down the light ♪ 590 00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:06,080 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight! ♪ 591 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,957 [Ram] ♪ Drink, smoke, it's all cool ♪ 592 00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:10,002 ♪ Let's get naked in my pool! ♪ 593 00:29:10,002 --> 00:29:12,128 [All] ♪ Punch the wall And start a fight! ♪ 594 00:29:12,128 --> 00:29:14,088 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight! ♪ 595 00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:16,252 ♪ His folks got a waterbed ♪ 596 00:29:16,252 --> 00:29:18,050 ♪ Come upstairs And rest your head ♪ 597 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,969 ♪ Let's rub each other's backs ♪ 598 00:29:19,969 --> 00:29:23,786 ♪ While watching porn On Cinemax! ♪ 599 00:29:23,786 --> 00:29:27,393 [All] ♪ The folks are gone It's time for big fun! ♪ 600 00:29:27,393 --> 00:29:29,819 ♪ Big fun! We're up till dawn ♪ 601 00:29:29,819 --> 00:29:32,219 ♪ Having some big fun! Big fun! ♪ 602 00:29:32,219 --> 00:29:36,277 ♪ When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet ♪ 603 00:29:36,277 --> 00:29:40,031 ♪ It's big fun, big fun! Big fun! ♪ 604 00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:42,199 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 605 00:29:42,992 --> 00:29:44,535 So it's salt, 606 00:29:44,535 --> 00:29:46,370 then shot, then lime. 607 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,664 Very important to get the order right. 608 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:51,917 Ah, you're a natural, just like my mom. 609 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:53,919 [crowd laughs] Veronica, 610 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,631 looking good tonight. Whoa. 611 00:29:56,631 --> 00:29:58,674 ♪ A hot guy smiled at me ♪ 612 00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:00,843 ♪ Without a trace of mockery! ♪ 613 00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:02,887 [All] ♪ Brainiac Please up all night ♪ 614 00:30:02,887 --> 00:30:05,084 ♪ Veronica is home tonight! ♪ 615 00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:06,766 ♪ Freaked, tweaked Head's a blur ♪ 616 00:30:06,766 --> 00:30:09,234 ♪ How did I get so popular? ♪ 617 00:30:09,234 --> 00:30:11,250 [All] ♪ Don't get close You might ignite ♪ 618 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,189 ♪ Veronica is home tonight! ♪ 619 00:30:13,189 --> 00:30:14,857 ♪ Dreams are coming true ♪ 620 00:30:14,857 --> 00:30:17,068 ♪ When people laugh But not at you! ♪ 621 00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:19,236 ♪ I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! ♪ 622 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:21,447 ♪ I feel like Bono At Live Aid! ♪ 623 00:30:21,447 --> 00:30:22,698 [All] ♪ Ah! ♪ 624 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,760 ♪ The house is ours ♪ 625 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,260 ♪ It's time for big fun! Big fun! ♪ 626 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,543 ♪ Let's use their showers That sounds like big fun! ♪ 627 00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:33,167 ♪ Big fun! Crack open one more case! ♪ 628 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,711 ♪ I think that's what they call Third base ♪ 629 00:30:35,711 --> 00:30:38,547 [All] ♪ Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! ♪ 630 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,777 ♪ I'm actually having big fun! ♪ 631 00:30:40,777 --> 00:30:44,136 [All] ♪ Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whoa! ♪ 632 00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,560 Yo, Rottweilers! 633 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,849 What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? 634 00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:51,602 ♪ Gonna make you go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! ♪ 635 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:54,897 [All] ♪ Ah! The party is Hot, hot, hot! ♪ 636 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:58,067 ♪ It's time for big fun! Big fun! ♪ 637 00:30:58,067 --> 00:30:59,443 You need another shot. 638 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:01,070 [All] ♪ We're having big fun! ♪ Whoa! 639 00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:02,341 ♪ [All] Big fun! ♪ 640 00:31:02,341 --> 00:31:04,041 ♪ Martha Dumptruck In the flesh ♪ 641 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:06,307 ♪ Here comes the Cootie Squad We should-- ♪ 642 00:31:06,307 --> 00:31:08,441 ♪ Shut up, Heather! ♪ ♪ Sorry, Heather ♪ 643 00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:10,441 ♪ Look who's with her Oh, my God! ♪ 644 00:31:10,441 --> 00:31:12,415 ♪ Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 645 00:31:12,415 --> 00:31:14,750 ♪ Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 646 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,502 I can't believe you actually came. 647 00:31:16,502 --> 00:31:18,003 It's exciting, right? 648 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,499 Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram. 649 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,416 I brought sparkling cider. 650 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:24,552 ♪ Showing up here Took some guts ♪ 651 00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:26,399 ♪ Time to rip them out ♪ 652 00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:28,264 ♪ Well, who's this pig Remind you of? ♪ 653 00:31:28,264 --> 00:31:30,349 ♪ Especially the snout ♪ Hah! 654 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:32,601 ♪ Dang, dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 655 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,146 ♪ Dang, dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 656 00:31:35,146 --> 00:31:37,383 Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, 657 00:31:37,383 --> 00:31:40,317 but since you took the trouble to write that sweet note. 658 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,485 What note? 659 00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:43,617 Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? 660 00:31:43,617 --> 00:31:47,032 People wouldn't hate you so much if you just acted normal. 661 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:51,078 There's no alcohol in this! 662 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:54,151 Were you trying to poison me? 663 00:31:54,151 --> 00:31:56,534 [All] ♪ Dang, dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! ♪ 664 00:31:56,534 --> 00:31:58,210 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 665 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:00,129 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 666 00:32:00,129 --> 00:32:01,672 ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 667 00:32:01,672 --> 00:32:05,217 ♪ The folks are gone It's time for big fun ♪ 668 00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:06,444 ♪ Big fun ♪ 669 00:32:06,444 --> 00:32:09,513 ♪ We're up till dawn Having some big fun ♪ 670 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:10,610 ♪ Big fun ♪ 671 00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:14,477 ♪ So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo ♪ 672 00:32:14,477 --> 00:32:16,410 ♪ Our folks got no clue ♪ 673 00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,494 ♪ 'Bout half the shit Their Children do ♪ 674 00:32:18,494 --> 00:32:22,494 ♪ Why are they surprised Whenever we're unsupervised? ♪ 675 00:32:22,494 --> 00:32:25,571 ♪ It's big fun ♪ ♪ Big fun ♪ 676 00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:27,990 ♪ Big fun ♪ ♪ Big fun ♪ 677 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,794 ♪ Big fun ♪ 678 00:32:30,794 --> 00:32:32,161 Whoa! 679 00:32:32,161 --> 00:32:35,831 [cheers and applause] 680 00:32:45,007 --> 00:32:47,978 Okay, Westerburgers. 681 00:32:47,978 --> 00:32:50,346 It's time to celebrate our upcoming victory 682 00:32:50,346 --> 00:32:54,475 over the Razorbacks by whacking apart their mascot. 683 00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,427 [all cheering] All right! 684 00:32:56,427 --> 00:33:01,649 We need a volunteer to take the first swing at the piñata. 685 00:33:01,649 --> 00:33:03,108 [crowd chatters] 686 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:06,695 Martha Dunnstock. 687 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:09,990 I think you should do the honors. 688 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:12,143 I don't really know this game. 689 00:33:12,143 --> 00:33:15,788 Well, let's show this girl some Westerburg spirit! 690 00:33:15,788 --> 00:33:18,123 Wohoo! [all cheering] 691 00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:19,375 Martha! 692 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:24,755 [All] Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! 693 00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:30,553 Martha! Martha! Martha! Martha! 694 00:33:30,553 --> 00:33:32,766 Bring out the piñata! 695 00:33:32,766 --> 00:33:34,014 Whoa! [bell rings] 696 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:38,143 [all cheering] What's your damage, Heather? 697 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:39,812 Give it to me. 698 00:33:39,812 --> 00:33:42,773 [indistinct] gotta get them all. 699 00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:45,401 You want it, swim for it. 700 00:33:45,401 --> 00:33:49,643 [suspenseful music playing] 701 00:33:50,476 --> 00:33:53,284 What's going on? Go home. I'll explain later. 702 00:33:53,284 --> 00:33:55,494 But-- Go. 703 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,443 Well, we gave it a shot, huh? 704 00:34:01,443 --> 00:34:06,422 I'm resigning my commission from the lip gloss Gestapo. 705 00:34:06,422 --> 00:34:08,424 I'm going back to civilian life. 706 00:34:08,424 --> 00:34:09,909 No! Don't spin me! 707 00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:13,637 I'm not feeling well! You don't get to be a nobody! 708 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:16,140 Come Monday, you're an ex-somebody! 709 00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:19,226 Not even the losers will touch you now! 710 00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:25,885 Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. 711 00:34:25,902 --> 00:34:29,069 No one at Westerburg's gonna let you play 712 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:31,071 their reindeer games! 713 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:34,491 [pukes] [screams] 714 00:34:35,826 --> 00:34:38,203 [crowd laughs] 715 00:34:40,831 --> 00:34:43,584 I raised you up from nothing! 716 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,677 And what's my thanks? 717 00:34:45,677 --> 00:34:48,380 I get paid in puke! 718 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:51,360 Lick it up, baby. 719 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,660 Lick... it... up. 720 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,514 [cheering and applauding] 721 00:35:03,736 --> 00:35:07,650 I know who I'm eating lunch with on Monday. 722 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:10,277 Do you? 723 00:35:26,377 --> 00:35:29,138 Okay, party people! 724 00:35:29,138 --> 00:35:31,590 Where's the goddamn keg? 725 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:33,133 [cheering] 726 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:38,722 [upbeat music playing] 727 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:49,149 [dramatic music playing] 728 00:35:53,888 --> 00:35:57,971 ♪ The demon queen Of high school has decreed it ♪ 729 00:35:57,971 --> 00:36:02,888 ♪ She says Monday, 8:00 a.m. I'll be deleted ♪ 730 00:36:02,888 --> 00:36:05,441 ♪ They'll hunt me down In study hall ♪ 731 00:36:05,441 --> 00:36:09,294 ♪ Stuff and mount me On the wall, 30 hours to live ♪ 732 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:12,374 ♪ How shall I spend them? ♪ 733 00:36:12,374 --> 00:36:16,457 ♪ I don't have to stay And die like cattle ♪ 734 00:36:16,457 --> 00:36:21,391 ♪ I could change my name And ride up to Seattle ♪ 735 00:36:21,391 --> 00:36:24,374 ♪ But I don't own a motorbike ♪ 736 00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:25,224 Wait. 737 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:27,271 ♪ Here's an option that I like ♪ 738 00:36:27,271 --> 00:36:29,231 ♪ Spend these 30 hours ♪ 739 00:36:29,231 --> 00:36:33,444 ♪ Gettin' freaky ♪ 740 00:36:33,444 --> 00:36:35,320 ♪ Yeah, I need it hard ♪ 741 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,600 ♪ I'm a dead girl walkin' ♪ 742 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,950 ♪ I'm in your yard I'm a dead girl walkin' ♪ 743 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:45,149 ♪ Before they punch my clock ♪ 744 00:36:45,149 --> 00:36:47,666 ♪ I'm snappin' off Your window lock ♪ 745 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:49,168 ♪ Got no time to knock ♪ 746 00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:53,422 ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 747 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:56,300 Veronica? What are you doing in my room? 748 00:36:56,926 --> 00:36:58,802 Shh. 749 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:02,973 ♪ Had to see you, Hope I didn't wake you ♪ 750 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:05,476 ♪ See, I decided I must ride you ♪ 751 00:37:05,476 --> 00:37:07,826 ♪ Till I break you ♪ 752 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:10,509 ♪ 'Cause Heather says I got to go ♪ 753 00:37:10,509 --> 00:37:12,608 ♪ You're my last meal On death row ♪ 754 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:13,909 ♪ Shut your mouth ♪ 755 00:37:13,909 --> 00:37:18,526 ♪ And lose them tighty-whities! ♪ 756 00:37:18,526 --> 00:37:19,576 ♪ Come on! ♪ 757 00:37:19,576 --> 00:37:20,759 ♪ Tonight I'm yours! ♪ 758 00:37:20,759 --> 00:37:23,435 ♪ I'm your dead girl walkin' ♪ 759 00:37:23,435 --> 00:37:28,185 ♪ Get on all fours Kiss this dead girl walkin' ♪ 760 00:37:28,185 --> 00:37:30,435 ♪ Let's go, you know the drill ♪ 761 00:37:30,435 --> 00:37:32,935 ♪ I'm hot and pissed And on the pill ♪ 762 00:37:32,935 --> 00:37:36,669 ♪ Bow down to the will Of a dead girl walking ♪ 763 00:37:36,669 --> 00:37:39,919 ♪ And you know You know, you know ♪ 764 00:37:39,919 --> 00:37:41,804 ♪ It's 'cause you're beautiful ♪ 765 00:37:41,804 --> 00:37:46,235 ♪ You say you're numb inside But I can't agree ♪ 766 00:37:46,235 --> 00:37:48,469 ♪ So the world's unfair ♪ 767 00:37:48,469 --> 00:37:51,436 ♪ Keep it locked out there ♪ 768 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,736 ♪ In here it's beautiful ♪ 769 00:37:55,736 --> 00:37:59,703 ♪ Let's make this beautiful ♪ 770 00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:01,153 That works for me. 771 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,451 [cheering and applauding] 772 00:38:16,051 --> 00:38:18,017 ♪ Yeah ♪ 773 00:38:18,017 --> 00:38:19,501 ♪ Full steam ahead ♪ 774 00:38:19,501 --> 00:38:21,260 ♪ Take this dead girl walkin' ♪ 775 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:23,887 How'd you find my address? ♪ Let's break the bed ♪ 776 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,597 ♪ Rock this dead girl walkin' ♪ 777 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:26,984 ♪ I think you tore My mattress ♪ 778 00:38:26,984 --> 00:38:28,767 ♪ No sleep tonight for you ♪ 779 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,644 ♪ Better chug That Mountain Dew ♪ 780 00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:33,244 ♪ Okay, okay! ♪ ♪ Get your ass in gear ♪ 781 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,065 ♪ Make this whole town Disappear ♪ 782 00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:37,761 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ ♪ Slap me, pull my hair ♪ 783 00:38:37,761 --> 00:38:39,844 ♪ Touch me there And there and there ♪ 784 00:38:39,844 --> 00:38:40,988 ♪ And no more talkin' ♪ 785 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:43,157 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 786 00:38:43,157 --> 00:38:45,200 ♪ Love this dead girl walkin' ♪ 787 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,044 ♪ Oh, oh, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, Love this dead girl ♪ 788 00:38:49,044 --> 00:38:54,084 ♪ Oh, hey, hey, wait, wait ♪ ♪ Love this dead girl ♪ 789 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:57,421 ♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪ 790 00:38:57,421 --> 00:39:00,340 Ow! ♪ Yeah! ♪ 791 00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:07,097 [cheers and applause] 792 00:39:17,858 --> 00:39:22,070 Hello, slut! 793 00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:24,029 How did you get in here? 794 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,779 I'm like oxygen. 795 00:39:25,779 --> 00:39:28,952 I'm everywhere. 796 00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:31,345 I mean, seriously, Veronica? 797 00:39:31,345 --> 00:39:34,729 You slept with that? 798 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:37,546 I will crucify you on Monday. 799 00:39:37,546 --> 00:39:41,006 Everyone's gonna know the good, little Veronica Sawyer 800 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,925 is nothing but a dirty whore! 801 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:45,162 Why are you so determined to hurt me? 802 00:39:45,162 --> 00:39:48,222 [laughing] 803 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,489 Because I can! 804 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:55,771 It'll be so very! 805 00:39:55,771 --> 00:39:59,406 [All] ♪ Very, very, very ♪ 806 00:39:59,406 --> 00:40:06,022 ♪ Very, very, very, very, very ♪ 807 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,325 [Veronica screams] 808 00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:11,722 Are you okay? You're soaking wet. 809 00:40:11,722 --> 00:40:13,372 It was just a dream. 810 00:40:14,448 --> 00:40:15,498 What's the rush? 811 00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:17,181 I have to get to Heather's house. 812 00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,798 Why? You said you were done with Heather? 813 00:40:18,798 --> 00:40:20,921 Yeah. Well, that was a sweet fantasy, 814 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,089 a world without Heather. 815 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:23,798 A world where everybody's free. 816 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:27,731 Now, it's morning and I got to go kiss her aerobicized ass. 817 00:40:27,731 --> 00:40:28,831 Oh, yeah? 818 00:40:28,831 --> 00:40:30,765 Well, why don't you let me come with? 819 00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:32,349 Really? Yeah. 820 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:34,498 You know... for back up. 821 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,598 [chuckles] 822 00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,272 Okay, then. 823 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,225 By the way... 824 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,274 you were my first. 825 00:40:47,274 --> 00:40:52,577 [dramatic music playing] 826 00:41:17,787 --> 00:41:19,358 Heather?! 827 00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:23,770 Maybe she's not here. Trust me. 828 00:41:23,770 --> 00:41:26,156 She skips the Sunday morning trip to grandma's 829 00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:28,501 even when she's not hangover. 830 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:29,284 Heather?! 831 00:41:30,619 --> 00:41:33,117 Heather?! 832 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:34,367 What?! 833 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,166 It's Veronica! 834 00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:38,234 I'm here to apologize! 835 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:41,380 Hope you brought kneepads, bitch! 836 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:46,259 Fix me a Prairie Oyster and I'll think about it. 837 00:41:48,261 --> 00:41:50,430 [eggshell cracks] 838 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:51,682 Don't forget the worcestershire. 839 00:41:51,682 --> 00:41:54,393 Oh. You know your hangover cures. 840 00:41:54,393 --> 00:41:56,812 My dad thought me all kinds of stuff. 841 00:41:56,812 --> 00:41:58,445 [chuckles] 842 00:41:58,445 --> 00:41:59,690 Hey. 843 00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:01,612 Here's my revenge. 844 00:42:01,612 --> 00:42:05,195 I'm going to drop a phlegm globber in her Prairie Oyster. 845 00:42:05,195 --> 00:42:08,073 [chuckles] She'll never know. 846 00:42:08,073 --> 00:42:10,450 [makes sound] 847 00:42:18,528 --> 00:42:21,345 I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself. 848 00:42:21,345 --> 00:42:25,257 Oh, don't be a dick. That stuff would kill her. 849 00:42:25,257 --> 00:42:28,028 Thus, ending her hangover. 850 00:42:28,028 --> 00:42:32,727 I say, we go with big blue. 851 00:42:32,728 --> 00:42:35,912 Hey, what are you doing? You can't just... 852 00:42:35,912 --> 00:42:39,563 Besides, she would never drink anything that looks like that. 853 00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:43,777 Well, ceramic mug, dim light, 854 00:42:43,777 --> 00:42:45,318 she won't know what she's drinking. 855 00:42:47,987 --> 00:42:49,447 [Veronica] Forget it. 856 00:42:50,923 --> 00:42:52,216 Oh... 857 00:42:54,251 --> 00:42:55,502 Chicken. 858 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:03,856 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 859 00:43:03,856 --> 00:43:08,216 You're not funny. Bawk. 860 00:43:08,216 --> 00:43:10,039 All right. I'm sorry. 861 00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:12,846 [Heather C] Prairie Oyster! Chop, chop! 862 00:43:14,072 --> 00:43:15,640 [JD] Veronica, you, uh... 863 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,933 I what? 864 00:43:18,769 --> 00:43:20,103 Good luck. 865 00:43:24,606 --> 00:43:25,859 Good morning, Heather. 866 00:43:26,384 --> 00:43:27,885 Ahh, 867 00:43:27,886 --> 00:43:29,930 Veronica... 868 00:43:31,072 --> 00:43:34,289 and Jesse James. 869 00:43:34,289 --> 00:43:36,605 [speaks French] Quelle surprise. 870 00:43:36,605 --> 00:43:38,389 Let's get to it. 871 00:43:38,389 --> 00:43:39,664 Beg. 872 00:43:39,664 --> 00:43:41,722 We both said things we didn't mean last night. 873 00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:44,711 I actually prefer if you did this on your knees 874 00:43:44,711 --> 00:43:46,339 in front of your boy toy. 875 00:43:46,339 --> 00:43:50,383 Okay. Look, I am really sorry. Do I look like I'm kidding? 876 00:43:51,134 --> 00:43:52,928 Down. 877 00:44:01,815 --> 00:44:03,613 Nice. 878 00:44:03,614 --> 00:44:06,097 But you're still dead to me. 879 00:44:06,098 --> 00:44:09,602 [suspenseful music playing] 880 00:44:16,734 --> 00:44:18,027 Corn... 881 00:44:18,478 --> 00:44:20,063 nuts. 882 00:44:25,569 --> 00:44:27,134 Quelle surprise indeed. 883 00:44:27,135 --> 00:44:29,130 Well, don't just stand there. Call 911! 884 00:44:29,130 --> 00:44:31,716 [JD] A little late for that. Heather? 885 00:44:31,716 --> 00:44:33,593 Heather. Heather. Oh. 886 00:44:33,593 --> 00:44:36,707 Oh, my-- oh, my God, I just killed my best friend! 887 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:40,340 And your worst enemy so... Well, same difference. 888 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:42,507 The police are gonna think I did this on purpose. 889 00:44:42,507 --> 00:44:45,824 They're gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin. 890 00:44:45,824 --> 00:44:50,318 Unless, look, she was reading The Bell Jar. 891 00:44:51,111 --> 00:44:53,140 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 892 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:54,790 You can fake her handwriting. 893 00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:58,274 It will make her sound deep, like this... 894 00:44:58,274 --> 00:45:03,708 ♪ I had pain in my path Like Silvia Plath ♪ 895 00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:06,491 ♪ My problems were myriad ♪ 896 00:45:06,491 --> 00:45:09,041 ♪ I was having my period ♪ 897 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:12,391 [laughs] 898 00:45:12,391 --> 00:45:14,725 Oh, my God. You know, this isn't funny. 899 00:45:14,725 --> 00:45:17,041 You could go to jail. Get your head straight now. 900 00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:19,681 Heather would never use the word myriad. 901 00:45:19,681 --> 00:45:21,758 She missed it in her vocab quiz. 902 00:45:21,758 --> 00:45:24,644 So, it's a badge for her failures at school. 903 00:45:24,644 --> 00:45:26,062 Work with me. 904 00:45:27,188 --> 00:45:30,201 Okay. Okay. What would she say? 905 00:45:30,201 --> 00:45:34,934 What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet? 906 00:45:34,934 --> 00:45:39,184 ♪ Dear World Believe it or not ♪ 907 00:45:39,184 --> 00:45:40,534 ♪ I knew about fear ♪ 908 00:45:40,534 --> 00:45:43,034 ♪ I knew the way Loneliness stung ♪ 909 00:45:43,034 --> 00:45:46,017 ♪ I hid behind smiles And crazy hot clothes ♪ 910 00:45:46,017 --> 00:45:48,017 ♪ I learned to kiss boys With my tongue ♪ 911 00:45:48,017 --> 00:45:49,836 That's good. ♪ But, oh ♪ 912 00:45:49,836 --> 00:45:54,210 ♪ The world, it held me down♪ 913 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:59,277 ♪ It weighed like a concrete Prom queen crown ♪ 914 00:45:59,277 --> 00:46:04,560 ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings ♪ 915 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:09,860 ♪ No one gets her insecurity ♪ 916 00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:15,044 ♪ I am more than shoulder pads And makeup ♪ 917 00:46:15,044 --> 00:46:16,613 ♪ No one sees ♪ 918 00:46:16,613 --> 00:46:21,936 ♪ The me inside of me ♪ 919 00:46:21,936 --> 00:46:25,538 Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. 920 00:46:27,223 --> 00:46:30,227 Hey, keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops. 921 00:46:35,757 --> 00:46:37,536 Is it murder? 922 00:46:37,536 --> 00:46:40,720 No, look. There's a suicide note. 923 00:46:42,286 --> 00:46:43,598 [All] ♪ They couldn't see past ♪ 924 00:46:43,598 --> 00:46:45,266 ♪ My rock star mystique ♪ 925 00:46:45,266 --> 00:46:47,829 ♪ They wouldn't dare Look in my eyes ♪ 926 00:46:47,829 --> 00:46:51,063 ♪ But just underneath Was a terrified girl ♪ 927 00:46:51,063 --> 00:46:53,463 ♪ Who clings to her pillow And cries ♪ 928 00:46:53,463 --> 00:46:59,013 ♪ My looks were just like Prison bars ♪ 929 00:46:59,013 --> 00:47:03,979 ♪ They've left me A myriad of scars ♪ 930 00:47:03,979 --> 00:47:05,463 Myriad. Nice. 931 00:47:05,463 --> 00:47:10,802 [All] ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has substance ♪ 932 00:47:10,803 --> 00:47:14,263 ♪ That's the curse Of popularity ♪ 933 00:47:14,263 --> 00:47:16,111 [backup singers] ♪ Popularity ♪ 934 00:47:16,111 --> 00:47:21,038 ♪ I am more than just A source of hand jobs ♪ 935 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:26,734 [All] ♪ No one sees The me inside of me ♪ 936 00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:30,652 [Coach Ripper] Yeah, I'm telling you, Principal Gowan. 937 00:47:30,653 --> 00:47:33,892 Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide. 938 00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:37,025 You should cancel classes. No way, Coach. 939 00:47:37,025 --> 00:47:38,381 I send the kids home before lunch 940 00:47:38,381 --> 00:47:40,692 and the switchboard will light up like a Christmas tree. 941 00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,917 Our children are dying. 942 00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:46,292 What the school needs is a good old-fashion rap session. 943 00:47:46,292 --> 00:47:48,436 I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria 944 00:47:48,436 --> 00:47:51,880 and just talk and feel together. 945 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,580 Thank you, Ms. Fleming. 946 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,547 Call me when the shuttle lands. 947 00:47:55,547 --> 00:47:56,625 [laughter] 948 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,591 Go ahead, laugh at the hippie. 949 00:47:58,591 --> 00:48:01,036 But we all misjudged Heather Chandler. 950 00:48:01,036 --> 00:48:02,562 Myself included. 951 00:48:02,562 --> 00:48:04,714 I mean, have you read this suicide note, 952 00:48:04,714 --> 00:48:06,036 really read it? 953 00:48:06,036 --> 00:48:08,151 ♪ Box up my clothing For Goodwill ♪ 954 00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:10,170 ♪ Let's give the poor A helping hand ♪ 955 00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:12,303 ♪ Donate my necklaces And rings ♪ 956 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:14,490 ♪ To starving children Needing set ♪ 957 00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:16,284 ♪ Send them my hats and my CDs ♪ 958 00:48:16,284 --> 00:48:20,859 ♪ My pumps My flats, my three TVs! ♪ 959 00:48:20,859 --> 00:48:25,800 [All] ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings ♪ 960 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,834 ♪ But I weep for all ♪ 961 00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:30,545 ♪ I failed to be I failed to be ♪ 962 00:48:30,545 --> 00:48:35,094 ♪ Maybe I can help the world By leaving ♪ 963 00:48:35,094 --> 00:48:37,200 ♪ Maybe that's the me ♪ 964 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:42,226 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 965 00:48:42,226 --> 00:48:43,430 Ugh, hell. 966 00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:45,108 Long weekend for everybody! 967 00:48:45,108 --> 00:48:49,208 [cheering] Not too fast, kids. 968 00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:51,197 While they're refueling the buses, 969 00:48:51,197 --> 00:48:54,110 which gives us a solid half hour of healing. 970 00:48:54,110 --> 00:48:56,754 I want you all to study this suicide note, 971 00:48:56,754 --> 00:48:59,788 so you can really feel Heather's anguish. 972 00:48:59,788 --> 00:49:02,054 ♪ Her world seem Like a perfect place ♪ 973 00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:03,554 [Ms. Fleming] Go on. ♪ But friends and toys ♪ 974 00:49:03,554 --> 00:49:05,632 ♪ Had no effects ♪ [Ms. Fleming] Feel! 975 00:49:05,632 --> 00:49:07,499 ♪ That's why she punched me In the face ♪ 976 00:49:07,499 --> 00:49:08,877 [Ms. Fleming] Heal! [All] ♪ Because she was 977 00:49:08,877 --> 00:49:10,155 ♪ Desperate to connect ♪ 978 00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:13,341 [Veronica] [makes sound] 979 00:49:14,755 --> 00:49:16,711 Veronica, something on your mind? 980 00:49:16,711 --> 00:49:20,022 I'm sorry. It's just this classroom discussion 981 00:49:20,022 --> 00:49:22,133 is stirring up emotions I haven't felt 982 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:26,020 since hands across America. 983 00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:28,222 My God. 984 00:49:28,223 --> 00:49:30,246 ♪ Look what we've done We're breaking through ♪ 985 00:49:30,246 --> 00:49:32,312 ♪ Heather would be So proud of you! ♪ 986 00:49:32,312 --> 00:49:35,646 [All] ♪ And you! And you! And you! And you! ♪ 987 00:49:35,646 --> 00:49:40,190 ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl can touch you ♪ 988 00:49:40,190 --> 00:49:41,612 [Both] Heather touching me... 989 00:49:41,612 --> 00:49:45,623 [All] ♪ But she's made us Better than we were ♪ 990 00:49:45,623 --> 00:49:47,468 ♪ Heather's dead ♪ 991 00:49:47,468 --> 00:49:50,524 ♪ But she will live inside me ♪ 992 00:49:50,524 --> 00:49:53,735 ♪ And I'll be the me Inside of her ♪ 993 00:49:53,735 --> 00:49:54,846 Holy crap! 994 00:49:54,846 --> 00:49:57,124 This is awesome! 995 00:49:57,124 --> 00:50:00,613 [All] ♪ Heather cried, our sins Fell on her shoulders! ♪ 996 00:50:00,613 --> 00:50:03,015 Jesus Christ! [All] ♪ Heather died ♪ 997 00:50:03,015 --> 00:50:04,936 ♪ So we could all be free! ♪ 998 00:50:04,936 --> 00:50:06,091 I'm bigger than John Lennon! 999 00:50:06,091 --> 00:50:10,358 [All] ♪ Heather's gone But she will live forever! ♪ 1000 00:50:10,358 --> 00:50:13,558 ♪ She's the dove That sings outside my window ♪ 1001 00:50:13,558 --> 00:50:16,362 ♪ She's the twin From whom I'm separated ♪ 1002 00:50:16,362 --> 00:50:20,324 ♪ She's the horse I never got for Christmas ♪ 1003 00:50:20,324 --> 00:50:22,214 [All] ♪ Heather sees the me ♪ 1004 00:50:22,214 --> 00:50:26,725 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 1005 00:50:26,725 --> 00:50:29,503 ♪ Heather is the me ♪ 1006 00:50:29,503 --> 00:50:32,359 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 1007 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:37,036 ♪ Inside of... ♪ 1008 00:50:39,822 --> 00:50:41,407 ♪ Me! ♪ 1009 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:45,161 [cheers and applause] 1010 00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:58,755 As anyone who saw the Breakfast Club can tell you, 1011 00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:02,199 all teenagers are essentially the same. 1012 00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:07,203 Heather was not alone in feeling alone. 1013 00:51:07,203 --> 00:51:11,910 We have to identify the other ticking bombs out there. 1014 00:51:11,910 --> 00:51:14,043 Identify and... 1015 00:51:14,043 --> 00:51:16,199 heal them. 1016 00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:19,592 But I gave Heather a C-minus last week. 1017 00:51:19,592 --> 00:51:21,798 And now, I lie awake at night wondering... 1018 00:51:21,798 --> 00:51:23,554 God, turn it off. 1019 00:51:23,554 --> 00:51:27,409 ...if that was what pushed her over the edge? 1020 00:51:27,409 --> 00:51:28,664 [Veronica] Ugh, what crap. 1021 00:51:28,664 --> 00:51:31,228 Shows like this make suicide look cool. 1022 00:51:31,228 --> 00:51:33,022 Hey, kids, make your teacher cry, 1023 00:51:33,022 --> 00:51:35,416 get the respect you didn't get in life. 1024 00:51:35,416 --> 00:51:37,194 It's gross. 1025 00:51:38,449 --> 00:51:41,077 Do you think Heather's mother keeps everything 1026 00:51:41,078 --> 00:51:44,790 in her room the same, like, she's alive? 1027 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:48,788 Well, rugs gonna need to get cleaning. 1028 00:51:49,450 --> 00:51:51,439 [laughter] 1029 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,039 Why? 1030 00:51:53,039 --> 00:51:55,239 Well, I feel bad. 1031 00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,005 Heather was a human being and we killed her. 1032 00:51:58,005 --> 00:51:59,616 You feel bad, too, right? 1033 00:51:59,628 --> 00:52:00,983 Of course! 1034 00:52:00,983 --> 00:52:03,177 Hey, you wanna get some ice cream? Let's go hit Dairy Queen. 1035 00:52:03,177 --> 00:52:04,720 What's wrong? [Mr. Dean] Jason! 1036 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,639 We need to leave now. What is going on? 1037 00:52:06,639 --> 00:52:07,817 [Mr. Dean] Jason, are you here?! 1038 00:52:07,817 --> 00:52:10,006 That's my dad. Oh, cool, I wanna meet him. 1039 00:52:10,006 --> 00:52:12,139 Not a good idea. [Mr. Dean] Jason, come on. 1040 00:52:12,139 --> 00:52:14,162 It's show time. Oh, Mr. Dean, hello. 1041 00:52:14,162 --> 00:52:15,856 Veronica, this is my dad, Big Bud Dean-- 1042 00:52:15,856 --> 00:52:19,217 Get rid of her. Some friends of ours need a hotel broke down. 1043 00:52:19,217 --> 00:52:20,653 Now, run over to Sears, 1044 00:52:20,653 --> 00:52:22,284 get 80 pounds of fertilizer 1045 00:52:22,284 --> 00:52:24,004 and some diesel fuel. 1046 00:52:24,004 --> 00:52:26,949 Uh, use the Nevada ID. 1047 00:52:26,949 --> 00:52:29,682 I'm going for ice cream, with my girlfriend. 1048 00:52:30,579 --> 00:52:31,914 [scoffs] 1049 00:52:35,838 --> 00:52:41,132 You know how I blow up one of these shit box suburban houses? 1050 00:52:41,132 --> 00:52:44,009 Pack the top floor with thermals, 1051 00:52:44,009 --> 00:52:48,013 set it all off with a Norwegian in the boiler room. 1052 00:52:54,091 --> 00:52:55,842 Where is your house, sweetheart? 1053 00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,303 Right. 1054 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:03,746 Well, I should go. 1055 00:53:04,956 --> 00:53:07,083 My mom is cooking dinner. 1056 00:53:09,043 --> 00:53:11,894 Spaghetti with lots of oregano. 1057 00:53:11,894 --> 00:53:14,306 Nice. 1058 00:53:14,306 --> 00:53:16,467 Last time I saw my mom, she was waving at me 1059 00:53:16,467 --> 00:53:19,428 out the window of a library in Texas. 1060 00:53:20,151 --> 00:53:21,610 Right, dad? 1061 00:53:24,555 --> 00:53:26,474 Right, son. 1062 00:53:31,315 --> 00:53:34,569 Okay. Well, see you tomorrow. 1063 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,695 Dear, Diary. 1064 00:53:36,696 --> 00:53:41,347 JD's dad will not be speaking at our wedding. 1065 00:53:41,347 --> 00:53:44,203 [phone ringing] 1066 00:53:47,103 --> 00:53:48,161 Hello? 1067 00:53:48,162 --> 00:53:49,836 Veronica? It's Heather Mac. 1068 00:53:49,837 --> 00:53:52,225 I need help. I'm out at Layman's Farm. 1069 00:53:52,225 --> 00:53:53,325 What's wrong? 1070 00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:56,703 Just hurry, please. It's an emergency. 1071 00:53:56,703 --> 00:53:57,737 Is she coming? 1072 00:53:57,737 --> 00:54:00,270 She said she was, but I kind of feel bad 1073 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:02,597 for dragging her all the way out here. 1074 00:54:02,597 --> 00:54:05,348 Nobody cares about your feelings. 1075 00:54:05,348 --> 00:54:07,870 Oh, this mud is gonna ruin my shoes. 1076 00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,726 Hmm, I'm not sure it's mud. 1077 00:54:11,397 --> 00:54:13,357 Shit! Exactly. 1078 00:54:14,432 --> 00:54:15,332 [Veronica] What are you two doing 1079 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,287 in the middle of a cow pasture? 1080 00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:18,232 We're stranded. 1081 00:54:18,578 --> 00:54:20,121 We were headed to the cemetery to pour 1082 00:54:20,121 --> 00:54:21,665 a jug of Thunderbird on Heather's grave. 1083 00:54:21,665 --> 00:54:24,417 You know, from her homies. 1084 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:27,765 But Kurt and Ram saw cows and stopped the car. 1085 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,382 Why? There's nothing out here, but cows. 1086 00:54:30,382 --> 00:54:32,133 [Kurt] Get ready to push! Put your back into it! 1087 00:54:32,133 --> 00:54:34,970 [Ram] At the count of three! What are they doing? 1088 00:54:34,970 --> 00:54:36,306 Cow tipping. 1089 00:54:36,306 --> 00:54:38,557 [Both] One, two, three. 1090 00:54:38,557 --> 00:54:40,773 [cow mooing] 1091 00:54:40,773 --> 00:54:41,726 [cow thuds] 1092 00:54:41,726 --> 00:54:42,894 So immature. 1093 00:54:42,894 --> 00:54:44,695 Come on. I'll drive you guys home. 1094 00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:46,908 Oh, that's not why we called you. [chuckles] 1095 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,952 We made a deal with the guys. 1096 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,694 A deal? 1097 00:54:50,694 --> 00:54:51,886 What kind of a deal? 1098 00:54:51,886 --> 00:54:53,029 If we got you to show up here, 1099 00:54:53,029 --> 00:54:54,739 Kurt promised to give us his keys, 1100 00:54:54,739 --> 00:54:57,041 so Heather and I could go home. 1101 00:54:57,041 --> 00:54:58,702 Show up for... 1102 00:54:58,702 --> 00:55:00,161 what exactly? 1103 00:55:00,161 --> 00:55:01,875 Come on. 1104 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:04,165 I've seen you looking at Kurt. 1105 00:55:04,165 --> 00:55:06,198 [chuckles] What? 1106 00:55:06,198 --> 00:55:08,909 You think he's cute, right? No. 1107 00:55:08,909 --> 00:55:12,719 And Ram also very cute? No. 1108 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,086 [Kurt] The cows are down for the cows. 1109 00:55:14,086 --> 00:55:15,753 [Ram] And the chicks are up for grabs. 1110 00:55:15,753 --> 00:55:16,864 -[Kurt] Yow! -Veronica's here, 1111 00:55:16,864 --> 00:55:19,453 so we're leaving. Car keys now. 1112 00:55:19,453 --> 00:55:20,849 [Kurt] All right. [Heather Mac] Have fun. 1113 00:55:20,849 --> 00:55:22,142 Don't do anything we wouldn't do. 1114 00:55:22,142 --> 00:55:24,243 [Ram] Bye. 1115 00:55:24,243 --> 00:55:26,813 [Kurt] Oh, look, more keys. No, no, no, no, no. Come on. 1116 00:55:26,813 --> 00:55:28,565 Give me my keys. No. Stop screwing around. 1117 00:55:28,565 --> 00:55:30,754 I have to get home. You can't just leave. 1118 00:55:30,754 --> 00:55:32,898 Not when you're dressed like that. 1119 00:55:32,898 --> 00:55:35,087 Dressed like what? This is what I always wear. 1120 00:55:35,087 --> 00:55:37,120 I know. And it's torture. 1121 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,610 How do you expect us to control ourselves when you look so hot? 1122 00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:43,366 ♪ Dear Diary Here we are in the dark ♪ 1123 00:55:43,366 --> 00:55:45,643 ♪ Fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree ♪ 1124 00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:47,167 ♪ I never get that far ♪ 1125 00:55:47,167 --> 00:55:48,888 ♪ They're a hundred pounds Heavier ♪ 1126 00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:50,999 ♪ They have my keys I'm a rat in a trap ♪ 1127 00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:52,821 ♪ Correction, I'm the cheese ♪ 1128 00:55:52,821 --> 00:55:55,102 ♪ Hey there, girl Ignore this fool ♪ 1129 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,769 ♪ He tries to play cool While he's dribbling drool ♪ 1130 00:55:57,769 --> 00:56:00,813 ♪ Just trying to say In our friendly way ♪ 1131 00:56:00,813 --> 00:56:02,849 ♪ That you've gotten hotter Like every day ♪ 1132 00:56:02,849 --> 00:56:04,669 Ha! ♪ Hey there, girl ♪ 1133 00:56:04,669 --> 00:56:06,227 ♪ Avoid this punk ♪ 1134 00:56:06,227 --> 00:56:08,613 ♪ He's hungry for a hunk Of the junk in your trunk ♪ 1135 00:56:08,613 --> 00:56:11,373 ♪ There is no lie That dog won't try ♪ 1136 00:56:11,373 --> 00:56:13,995 ♪ When a tasty treat Like you walks by ♪ 1137 00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:17,239 [Both] ♪ 'Cause once You were geeky and nerdy ♪ 1138 00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,861 ♪ Now, you're flirty Freaky, and dirty ♪ 1139 00:56:19,861 --> 00:56:22,061 ♪ You were nothing and nobody ♪ 1140 00:56:22,061 --> 00:56:25,461 [Both] ♪ But now you're good Enough to get with me ♪ 1141 00:56:25,461 --> 00:56:27,375 ♪ Huh, you're welcome ♪ 1142 00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:28,675 ♪ Look where you are ♪ 1143 00:56:28,675 --> 00:56:31,375 ♪ You're welcome You've won the football star ♪ 1144 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:32,564 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1145 00:56:32,564 --> 00:56:34,005 ♪ Baby, what's that smell? ♪ 1146 00:56:34,005 --> 00:56:36,698 ♪ That's the smell of me Loving you well ♪ 1147 00:56:36,698 --> 00:56:37,709 [Both] ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1148 00:56:37,709 --> 00:56:41,598 [mimics beatboxing] 1149 00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,141 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ This is not a drill ♪ 1150 00:56:43,141 --> 00:56:44,683 ♪ This is not a bad dream ♪ 1151 00:56:44,683 --> 00:56:47,230 ♪ In a cow pasture No one can hear you scream ♪ 1152 00:56:47,230 --> 00:56:48,696 ♪ Never break their stare ♪ 1153 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:50,252 ♪ Stay awake, stay aware ♪ 1154 00:56:50,252 --> 00:56:52,941 ♪ You're not in real danger 'Till they grab your hair ♪ 1155 00:56:52,941 --> 00:56:54,241 ♪ Come back, girl ♪ 1156 00:56:54,241 --> 00:56:55,441 ♪ Now, don't play hurt ♪ 1157 00:56:55,441 --> 00:56:58,052 ♪ If you don't want me staring Why you're wearing that skirt? ♪ 1158 00:56:58,052 --> 00:57:00,524 ♪ We can't be tamed And we can't be blamed ♪ 1159 00:57:00,524 --> 00:57:03,379 ♪ It's all your fault That we're inflamed ♪ 1160 00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:06,368 [Both] ♪ Because once You were grody and grotty ♪ 1161 00:57:06,368 --> 00:57:08,979 ♪ Now, you got a body Like a Maserati ♪ 1162 00:57:08,979 --> 00:57:11,679 [Both] ♪ Stroke my fur Make me purr ♪ 1163 00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:14,357 ♪ Hey, you wanted To be popular! ♪ 1164 00:57:14,357 --> 00:57:15,468 Hit me! Huh. 1165 00:57:15,468 --> 00:57:17,992 [Both] ♪ You're welcome Look where you are ♪ 1166 00:57:17,992 --> 00:57:19,236 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1167 00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:20,725 ♪ Come get your football star ♪ 1168 00:57:20,725 --> 00:57:23,614 ♪ You're welcome Come and join the pros ♪ 1169 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:26,269 ♪ Once we squeeze you You'll stay squoze ♪ 1170 00:57:26,269 --> 00:57:28,758 ♪ You're welcome in my lap Welcome on my knee ♪ 1171 00:57:28,758 --> 00:57:31,481 ♪ Well, come on and get grabby In the grass with me ♪ 1172 00:57:31,481 --> 00:57:33,990 ♪ I got one last chance To save my ass ♪ 1173 00:57:33,990 --> 00:57:36,490 ♪ What was that move From my self-defense class? ♪ 1174 00:57:36,490 --> 00:57:37,935 ♪ I'll steal your heart Like a thief ♪ 1175 00:57:37,935 --> 00:57:39,374 ♪ Bring you sweet relief ♪ 1176 00:57:39,374 --> 00:57:41,008 [Both] ♪ Call me Wendy 'Cause you'll never wonder ♪ 1177 00:57:41,008 --> 00:57:42,086 ♪ "Where is the beef?" ♪ 1178 00:57:42,086 --> 00:57:44,674 ♪ They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg ♪ 1179 00:57:44,674 --> 00:57:48,630 ♪ Stay friendly, then gently Accidentally sweep the leg ♪ 1180 00:57:48,630 --> 00:57:51,332 Whoa, what the hell? Dude, this mud stinks. 1181 00:57:51,332 --> 00:57:52,663 Oh, gross. 1182 00:57:52,663 --> 00:57:53,793 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1183 00:57:53,793 --> 00:57:55,297 Back up fool, you reek. 1184 00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:56,421 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1185 00:57:56,421 --> 00:57:58,008 Well, you smell like a sewage leak. 1186 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,553 ♪ You're welcome ♪ ♪ Wait, dude ♪ 1187 00:57:59,553 --> 00:58:02,042 ♪ I'm pretty sure This ain't mud! ♪ 1188 00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:03,620 [Both] ♪ It's cow manure! ♪ 1189 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:06,075 [Veronica] ♪ You're welcome ♪ [Both] No, it's everywhere! 1190 00:58:06,075 --> 00:58:07,075 [Veronica] ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1191 00:58:07,075 --> 00:58:08,664 [Both] Oh, God, it's in my hair! 1192 00:58:08,664 --> 00:58:10,331 ♪ You're welcome ♪ [Both] ♪ Hey, girl ♪ 1193 00:58:10,331 --> 00:58:12,098 ♪ Now, let's not dwell I'mma smell ♪ 1194 00:58:12,098 --> 00:58:14,998 [Both] ♪ You can tell I can still be loving you well ♪ 1195 00:58:14,998 --> 00:58:17,309 Swell! ♪ No, I'll be loving you well ♪ 1196 00:58:17,309 --> 00:58:19,851 See you in hell! ♪ No, I'll be loving you well ♪ 1197 00:58:19,851 --> 00:58:22,662 ♪ No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be I'll be loving ♪ 1198 00:58:22,662 --> 00:58:24,696 ♪ Loving, loving, loving Loving you well ♪ 1199 00:58:24,696 --> 00:58:27,160 [All] ♪ You're welcome You're welcome ♪ 1200 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,246 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 1201 00:58:32,478 --> 00:58:35,940 [cheers and applause] 1202 00:58:42,772 --> 00:58:46,192 [jazz music playing] 1203 00:58:50,539 --> 00:58:52,082 Dear Diary, 1204 00:58:52,082 --> 00:58:53,334 that was a close call. 1205 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:55,586 My so-called friends avoided date rape 1206 00:58:55,586 --> 00:59:00,219 by volunteering me for date rape. 1207 00:59:00,219 --> 00:59:05,036 That sort of assholery never happened when I was in charge. 1208 00:59:05,036 --> 00:59:06,413 Oh... you. 1209 00:59:06,413 --> 00:59:08,557 I kept Ram and Kurt on a tight leash. 1210 00:59:08,557 --> 00:59:12,519 Look, I'm sorry you're dead now, but let's not rewrite history. 1211 00:59:12,519 --> 00:59:13,791 You were a thug. 1212 00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:14,669 Maybe. 1213 00:59:14,669 --> 00:59:16,690 But I made the trains run on time, 1214 00:59:16,690 --> 00:59:18,025 everyone knew their place, 1215 00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:19,360 the year book got done properly, 1216 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,514 the prom was consistently awesome, 1217 00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:24,656 and the spirit float always won a goddamn blue ribbon. 1218 00:59:24,656 --> 00:59:26,570 Once you've scarfed down a hot ball of chaos, 1219 00:59:26,570 --> 00:59:31,413 you'll look back on my regime as the good ol' days. 1220 00:59:31,413 --> 00:59:34,225 What are those two pillowcases doing? 1221 00:59:34,225 --> 00:59:37,753 [Veronica] It looks like they're clearing out your locker. 1222 00:59:37,753 --> 00:59:40,422 Hey, that's Heather's scrunchie. 1223 00:59:40,422 --> 00:59:42,257 Heather Chandler is gone. 1224 00:59:42,257 --> 00:59:44,343 It's up to me to take her place. 1225 00:59:44,343 --> 00:59:45,648 [laughs] 1226 00:59:45,648 --> 00:59:46,887 Is that a joke? 1227 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:49,270 It is most definitely a joke. 1228 00:59:49,270 --> 00:59:51,548 Why would you say that, Heather? 1229 00:59:51,548 --> 00:59:53,310 [Heather C] See? Chaos. 1230 00:59:53,310 --> 00:59:54,557 Heather was our friend. 1231 00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:57,335 We can't just swap her out like a light bulb. 1232 00:59:57,335 --> 01:00:01,191 It's because I'm not a cheerleader like you, isn't it? 1233 01:00:01,191 --> 01:00:03,524 You think you're better than me. 1234 01:00:03,524 --> 01:00:05,035 What? 1235 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,513 No. [laughs] 1236 01:00:07,513 --> 01:00:09,159 Shut up, Heather. 1237 01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:11,203 No, Heather! You shut up! 1238 01:00:11,203 --> 01:00:14,456 [upbeat music playing] 1239 01:00:15,598 --> 01:00:18,914 ♪ I have a new favorite color ♪ 1240 01:00:20,003 --> 01:00:21,964 ♪ Heather choked Bought the farm ♪ 1241 01:00:21,964 --> 01:00:23,757 ♪ She could not hack it ♪ 1242 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:27,719 ♪ Now, we need a strong arm To run this racket ♪ 1243 01:00:27,719 --> 01:00:29,763 ♪ Heather's out Who will rise? ♪ 1244 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,306 ♪ Gotta fill that vacuum ♪ 1245 01:00:31,306 --> 01:00:33,183 ♪ It's my turn, it's my prize ♪ 1246 01:00:33,183 --> 01:00:35,644 ♪ I spit lightning Crack, boom! ♪ 1247 01:00:35,644 --> 01:00:37,521 ♪ I bit my tongue so long ♪ 1248 01:00:37,521 --> 01:00:39,565 ♪ I learned to count to ten ♪ 1249 01:00:39,565 --> 01:00:41,692 ♪ My silence may be strong ♪ 1250 01:00:41,692 --> 01:00:43,444 ♪ I did my time and then ♪ 1251 01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:45,195 ♪ A house dropped on her head ♪ 1252 01:00:45,195 --> 01:00:49,032 [All] ♪ The witch is dead Ding dong! ♪ 1253 01:00:49,032 --> 01:00:50,868 ♪ Move, bitch, it's my song ♪ 1254 01:00:50,868 --> 01:00:54,893 [All] ♪ I will never Shut up again ♪ 1255 01:00:54,893 --> 01:00:58,559 ♪ I will never shut up again ♪ 1256 01:00:58,559 --> 01:01:02,504 ♪ Brand new day Watching dreams come true ♪ 1257 01:01:02,504 --> 01:01:04,214 ♪ Well for me, not you ♪ 1258 01:01:04,214 --> 01:01:08,704 [All] ♪ 'Cause I'll never Shut up again ♪ 1259 01:01:08,704 --> 01:01:10,804 ♪ Girls like me Don't climb high ♪ 1260 01:01:10,804 --> 01:01:12,598 ♪ Can't crack that ceiling ♪ 1261 01:01:12,598 --> 01:01:16,427 ♪ But now I scrape the sky It's you who's kneeling ♪ 1262 01:01:16,427 --> 01:01:18,645 ♪ Heather's pet You're old news ♪ 1263 01:01:18,645 --> 01:01:20,230 ♪ Look at you, you're busted ♪ 1264 01:01:20,230 --> 01:01:22,024 ♪ You think You'll fill her shoes ♪ 1265 01:01:22,024 --> 01:01:24,067 ♪ Too late, I just did ♪ 1266 01:01:24,067 --> 01:01:25,903 [All] ♪ Now, I don't need To brag ♪ 1267 01:01:25,903 --> 01:01:27,988 ♪ Once I was one of you ♪ 1268 01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:30,282 ♪ But now I am the flag ♪ 1269 01:01:30,282 --> 01:01:31,867 ♪ You pledge allegiance to ♪ 1270 01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:33,952 ♪ I am the dream you chase ♪ 1271 01:01:33,952 --> 01:01:37,247 ♪ I'm your amazing grace ♪ 1272 01:01:37,247 --> 01:01:39,541 ♪ Yo, party's at my place ♪ 1273 01:01:39,541 --> 01:01:43,170 [All] ♪ I will never Shut up again ♪ 1274 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:46,895 ♪ I will never shut up again ♪ 1275 01:01:46,895 --> 01:01:50,484 ♪ Brand new day Now we're finally free ♪ 1276 01:01:50,484 --> 01:01:52,461 ♪ Free to worship me ♪ 1277 01:01:52,461 --> 01:01:54,181 [All] ♪ 'Cause I'll never shut up-- ♪ 1278 01:01:54,181 --> 01:01:58,182 ♪ Shut up, don't judge me Little Ms. Innocence ♪ 1279 01:01:58,182 --> 01:02:01,915 ♪ Your hands ain't clean I see your fingerprints ♪ 1280 01:02:01,915 --> 01:02:05,915 ♪ You act so uptight So virgin white ♪ 1281 01:02:05,915 --> 01:02:07,569 ♪ But I heard from the boys ♪ 1282 01:02:07,569 --> 01:02:09,530 ♪ What you are up To last night ♪ 1283 01:02:09,530 --> 01:02:11,406 ♪ Veronica is my wet dream ♪ 1284 01:02:11,406 --> 01:02:13,158 ♪ Veronica likes to scream ♪ 1285 01:02:13,158 --> 01:02:15,536 ♪ Veronica took one For the team ♪ 1286 01:02:15,536 --> 01:02:17,371 ♪ She took two for the team ♪ 1287 01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:18,956 What?! ♪ That girl was on her back ♪ 1288 01:02:18,956 --> 01:02:20,707 ♪ That girl was big fun ♪ 1289 01:02:20,707 --> 01:02:21,805 [All] ♪ Big fun ♪ 1290 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:23,116 [Both] ♪ We smoked her crack♪ 1291 01:02:23,116 --> 01:02:25,594 ♪ That crack was big fun ♪ [All] ♪ Big fun ♪ 1292 01:02:25,594 --> 01:02:27,571 ♪ And that's when things Went South ♪ 1293 01:02:27,571 --> 01:02:29,671 ♪ We had a swordfight In her mouth ♪ 1294 01:02:29,671 --> 01:02:31,843 [All] ♪ Whoa! Dang diggity Dang-a-dang. Freak! ♪ 1295 01:02:31,843 --> 01:02:33,845 ♪ Dang diggity dang-a-dang Slut! ♪ 1296 01:02:33,845 --> 01:02:37,099 ♪ Dang diggity dang-a-dang Swordfight in her mouth, ha! ♪ 1297 01:02:37,099 --> 01:02:39,476 ♪ I will never shut up again ♪ 1298 01:02:39,476 --> 01:02:43,438 ♪ Swordfight in her mouth ♪ ♪ I will never shut up again! ♪ 1299 01:02:43,438 --> 01:02:45,065 ♪ Swordfight in her mouth ♪ 1300 01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:48,394 ♪ I'm on fire And you're my fuel ♪ 1301 01:02:48,394 --> 01:02:50,383 ♪ You should find a new school ♪ 1302 01:02:50,383 --> 01:02:52,781 [All] ♪ 'Cause I'll never Shut up again ♪ 1303 01:02:52,781 --> 01:02:54,783 ♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, oh ♪ 1304 01:02:54,783 --> 01:02:58,383 [All] ♪ Never shut up again ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no! ♪ 1305 01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:00,694 ♪ Never shut up again ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 1306 01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,666 ♪ All hail the queen I'll wear the red ♪ 1307 01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:04,484 ♪ The scrunchie's on my head ♪ 1308 01:03:04,484 --> 01:03:06,503 ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ 1309 01:03:06,503 --> 01:03:08,395 ♪ I am a crimson tide ♪ 1310 01:03:08,395 --> 01:03:10,471 ♪ You better mind what you do ♪ 1311 01:03:10,472 --> 01:03:12,295 ♪ Big sister's watching you ♪ 1312 01:03:12,295 --> 01:03:13,761 ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪ 1313 01:03:13,761 --> 01:03:19,170 ♪ 'Cause I will never Shut up again ♪ 1314 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,228 [All] Hah! [cheers and applause] 1315 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:35,635 [indistinct chattering] 1316 01:03:35,635 --> 01:03:37,391 [JD] Veronica? What's wrong? 1317 01:03:37,391 --> 01:03:38,868 What happened? 1318 01:03:38,868 --> 01:03:41,413 Oh, she cried just like that last night, 1319 01:03:41,413 --> 01:03:43,790 when she saw how big I was. 1320 01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:47,127 [indistinct chattering] 1321 01:03:50,505 --> 01:03:51,965 [whistle blowing] 1322 01:03:53,634 --> 01:03:56,428 Back to class! All of you, back to class! 1323 01:03:56,428 --> 01:03:58,055 Are you okay? 1324 01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:00,913 [groans] Sort of. 1325 01:04:02,934 --> 01:04:04,102 What about you? 1326 01:04:04,102 --> 01:04:05,333 No, I'm fine. 1327 01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:07,099 Listen... 1328 01:04:07,099 --> 01:04:09,441 sorry about the waterworks. 1329 01:04:12,188 --> 01:04:15,711 ♪ They made you cry ♪ 1330 01:04:15,711 --> 01:04:18,666 ♪ But that will end tonight ♪ 1331 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:21,068 ♪ You are the only thing ♪ 1332 01:04:21,068 --> 01:04:25,168 ♪ That's right About this broken world ♪ 1333 01:04:25,168 --> 01:04:28,323 ♪ Go on and cry ♪ 1334 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:31,668 ♪ But when the morning comes ♪ 1335 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:33,490 ♪ We'll burn it down ♪ 1336 01:04:33,490 --> 01:04:38,935 ♪ And then, we'll build The world again ♪ 1337 01:04:39,221 --> 01:04:41,890 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1338 01:04:43,016 --> 01:04:45,227 Are you okay? 1339 01:04:47,229 --> 01:04:50,557 ♪ I was alone ♪ 1340 01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:53,857 ♪ I was a frozen lake ♪ 1341 01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:56,697 ♪ But then you melted me awake ♪ 1342 01:04:56,697 --> 01:05:00,002 ♪ See, now I'm crying, too ♪ 1343 01:05:00,002 --> 01:05:01,736 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1344 01:05:01,736 --> 01:05:03,036 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1345 01:05:03,036 --> 01:05:05,136 ♪ And when the morning comes ♪ 1346 01:05:05,136 --> 01:05:06,525 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1347 01:05:06,525 --> 01:05:09,425 ♪ We'll burn away that tear ♪ 1348 01:05:09,425 --> 01:05:11,795 ♪ And raise our city here ♪ 1349 01:05:11,795 --> 01:05:15,859 ♪ Raise our city here ♪ 1350 01:05:15,859 --> 01:05:18,719 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1351 01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:27,924 [phone ringing] 1352 01:05:32,752 --> 01:05:34,364 Hello! 1353 01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:35,508 Kurt? 1354 01:05:35,508 --> 01:05:37,279 Veronica? 1355 01:05:37,279 --> 01:05:39,746 I'm sorry about the other night. 1356 01:05:39,746 --> 01:05:43,935 I just couldn't decide which of you two hot gentleman 1357 01:05:43,935 --> 01:05:45,620 I wanted to be with. 1358 01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:48,790 And then, I realized why decide at all? 1359 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:52,213 Wait, what? 1360 01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:54,924 Meet me at the cemetery at midnight. 1361 01:05:54,924 --> 01:05:55,947 Who? 1362 01:05:55,947 --> 01:05:57,799 Me or Ram? 1363 01:05:57,799 --> 01:05:59,301 Yes. 1364 01:06:01,094 --> 01:06:02,554 What does she want? 1365 01:06:03,058 --> 01:06:04,058 Us. 1366 01:06:04,058 --> 01:06:06,725 Hell, yeah, punch it in. 1367 01:06:06,725 --> 01:06:09,736 ♪ We can start and finish wars ♪ 1368 01:06:09,736 --> 01:06:12,647 ♪ We're what killed The dinosaurs ♪ 1369 01:06:12,647 --> 01:06:18,181 ♪ We're the asteroid That's overdue ♪ 1370 01:06:18,181 --> 01:06:21,103 ♪ The dinosaurs choked On the dust ♪ 1371 01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:24,225 ♪ They died Because God said they must ♪ 1372 01:06:24,225 --> 01:06:29,831 ♪ The new world needed room For me and you ♪ 1373 01:06:34,259 --> 01:06:37,926 ♪ I worship you ♪ 1374 01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:41,237 ♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪ 1375 01:06:41,237 --> 01:06:44,181 ♪ They all will disappear ♪ 1376 01:06:44,181 --> 01:06:46,139 ♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪ 1377 01:06:46,139 --> 01:06:50,477 ♪ Plant our garden here ♪ 1378 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:52,717 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1379 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:54,951 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1380 01:06:54,951 --> 01:06:57,251 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1381 01:06:57,251 --> 01:07:01,571 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1382 01:07:10,272 --> 01:07:11,957 Whoa! 1383 01:07:11,957 --> 01:07:13,461 Are those real? 1384 01:07:13,461 --> 01:07:15,627 Yeah, but we're filling it with Ich Lüge bullets. 1385 01:07:15,627 --> 01:07:16,837 Ich Lüge? 1386 01:07:16,837 --> 01:07:19,256 My granddad scored them in World War II. 1387 01:07:19,256 --> 01:07:21,640 They contain a powerful tranquilizer. 1388 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,662 The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides 1389 01:07:23,662 --> 01:07:26,284 when the Russians invaded Berlin. 1390 01:07:26,284 --> 01:07:27,889 We'll use them to knock out Ram and Kurt 1391 01:07:27,889 --> 01:07:31,518 long enough to make it look like a suicide pact 1392 01:07:31,518 --> 01:07:34,719 complete with a forged suicide note. 1393 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,953 [Both] "Ram and I died 1394 01:07:37,953 --> 01:07:39,901 because we had to hide our gay forbidden love 1395 01:07:39,901 --> 01:07:42,108 from a disapproving world." 1396 01:07:42,108 --> 01:07:43,822 [cheers and applause] 1397 01:07:43,822 --> 01:07:46,731 [JD] ♪ And when the morning comes ♪ 1398 01:07:46,732 --> 01:07:49,585 ♪ They'll both be Laughing stocks ♪ 1399 01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:54,708 [Both] ♪ So, let's go hunt Some jocks! ♪ 1400 01:07:57,399 --> 01:08:00,819 [dramatic music playing] 1401 01:08:06,642 --> 01:08:08,307 Hi, Veronica. 1402 01:08:08,307 --> 01:08:11,763 So, do we just like whip it out or what? 1403 01:08:11,763 --> 01:08:14,301 Take it slow, Ram. 1404 01:08:14,301 --> 01:08:16,146 Strip for me. 1405 01:08:16,146 --> 01:08:19,065 Oh, okay. Okay. 1406 01:08:21,859 --> 01:08:25,205 [audience wooing] 1407 01:08:26,281 --> 01:08:27,532 [indistinct chatter] 1408 01:08:27,532 --> 01:08:29,451 [Kurt] I got it. [audience laughs] 1409 01:08:30,785 --> 01:08:33,150 You know, I like the tie. 1410 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:35,498 Put the tie on. Okay. 1411 01:08:35,498 --> 01:08:37,273 [audience laughing] 1412 01:08:37,273 --> 01:08:38,960 My mom bought it for me. 1413 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,629 [audience laughing] 1414 01:08:40,629 --> 01:08:42,473 What about you? 1415 01:08:42,473 --> 01:08:46,551 Oh, I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport. 1416 01:08:46,551 --> 01:08:48,553 [gasps] Okay. 1417 01:08:54,033 --> 01:08:55,910 [audience wooing] 1418 01:08:57,395 --> 01:08:59,731 [Both] Dude! Matching. Woo-hoo! 1419 01:08:59,731 --> 01:09:00,732 Nice. 1420 01:09:00,732 --> 01:09:02,851 Count of three. 1421 01:09:02,851 --> 01:09:06,112 One, two... 1422 01:09:06,112 --> 01:09:08,394 Three! [gunshots] 1423 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:09,716 [Kurt] Holy crap! 1424 01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:11,949 [JD] Don't move. I'll get him back! 1425 01:09:11,949 --> 01:09:16,737 Ram? You're just unconscious, right, Ram? Ram! 1426 01:09:16,738 --> 01:09:18,238 Look. Look, I was only joking! 1427 01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:20,043 about calling your girlfriend a whore! 1428 01:09:20,043 --> 01:09:21,427 Get off the damn fence! 1429 01:09:21,427 --> 01:09:24,047 I don't understand! 1430 01:09:25,006 --> 01:09:28,694 ♪ We can start and finish wars ♪ 1431 01:09:28,694 --> 01:09:31,950 ♪ We're what killed The dinosaurs ♪ 1432 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:35,994 ♪ We're the asteroid That's overdue ♪ 1433 01:09:35,994 --> 01:09:37,672 Stop being a dick! 1434 01:09:37,672 --> 01:09:39,803 ♪ The dinosaurs will turn To dust ♪ 1435 01:09:39,803 --> 01:09:40,814 What does that mean? 1436 01:09:40,814 --> 01:09:43,274 ♪ They'll die because We say they must ♪ 1437 01:09:43,274 --> 01:09:44,658 [gunshot] 1438 01:09:44,658 --> 01:09:47,195 No, no, no. Wait. 1439 01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:56,579 What the fuck have you done? 1440 01:10:01,485 --> 01:10:04,863 ♪ I worship you ♪ 1441 01:10:04,863 --> 01:10:07,848 ♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪ 1442 01:10:07,848 --> 01:10:10,575 ♪ We'll make them disappear ♪ 1443 01:10:10,575 --> 01:10:16,253 ♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪ 1444 01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:18,977 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1445 01:10:18,977 --> 01:10:21,730 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1446 01:10:21,730 --> 01:10:24,908 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1447 01:10:24,908 --> 01:10:27,541 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1448 01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:29,110 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1449 01:10:29,110 --> 01:10:31,732 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ ♪ Our love is God ♪ 1450 01:10:31,732 --> 01:10:33,116 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 1451 01:10:33,116 --> 01:10:38,747 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 1452 01:10:43,043 --> 01:10:47,547 [cheers and applause] 1453 01:11:11,821 --> 01:11:14,866 [indistinct chatter] 1454 01:11:14,866 --> 01:11:18,078 [dramatic music playing] 1455 01:11:18,078 --> 01:11:21,581 [cheers and applause] 1456 01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:25,085 [dramatic music playing] 1457 01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:53,225 ♪ Dear Diary ♪ 1458 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:55,644 ♪ I'm going steady ♪ 1459 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:57,104 ♪ Mostly he's awesome ♪ 1460 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:59,879 ♪ If a bit too rock and roll ♪ 1461 01:11:59,879 --> 01:12:02,812 ♪ Lately he's bumped off Three of my classmates ♪ 1462 01:12:02,812 --> 01:12:07,807 ♪ God have mercy on my soul ♪ 1463 01:12:07,807 --> 01:12:13,381 ♪ They were just 17 ♪ 1464 01:12:13,381 --> 01:12:18,992 ♪ They still had room to grow ♪ 1465 01:12:18,992 --> 01:12:22,899 ♪ They could've Turned out good ♪ 1466 01:12:22,899 --> 01:12:28,427 ♪ But now we'll never know ♪ 1467 01:12:29,576 --> 01:12:31,138 [JD] There's been a distinct lack of girls 1468 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:33,261 climbing through my bedroom window lately. 1469 01:12:33,261 --> 01:12:34,642 Take the hint. 1470 01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:36,274 Okay. You're mad, I get it. 1471 01:12:36,274 --> 01:12:37,884 No, I don't think you do. 1472 01:12:37,884 --> 01:12:40,474 Ich Lüge bullets? You lied to me. 1473 01:12:40,474 --> 01:12:42,906 Come on. You lied to yourself. You wanted them dead, too. 1474 01:12:42,906 --> 01:12:43,887 I did not. Did too. 1475 01:12:43,887 --> 01:12:45,068 Did not. Did too. 1476 01:12:45,068 --> 01:12:47,440 Did not. Did they make you cry? 1477 01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,249 Yes. 1478 01:12:49,249 --> 01:12:51,659 Can they make you cry now? 1479 01:12:52,475 --> 01:12:54,602 No, but you can. 1480 01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:58,082 Just wait 'till you see the good that comes of this. 1481 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,585 What good could possibly come of this? 1482 01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:04,213 Call me an optimist. 1483 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,547 [audience laughing] 1484 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,622 [dramatic music playing] 1485 01:13:08,623 --> 01:13:10,527 Dear Diary, 1486 01:13:10,527 --> 01:13:14,765 my teenage angst bullshit has a body count. 1487 01:13:14,765 --> 01:13:17,059 [audience laughing] 1488 01:13:25,028 --> 01:13:28,779 I don't really know what I'm supposed to say up here. 1489 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:32,289 I'm ashamed, certainly. 1490 01:13:32,289 --> 01:13:36,662 My family has turned our town into a laughing stock. 1491 01:13:39,130 --> 01:13:41,875 My boy Kurt wasn't who I thought he was. 1492 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:46,477 When I think of the sick, 1493 01:13:46,477 --> 01:13:49,049 disgusting things that Kurt and Ram were doing-- 1494 01:13:49,049 --> 01:13:52,525 You wait just a minute, Paul! 1495 01:13:52,525 --> 01:13:55,166 It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours 1496 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:59,023 that makes this world a place our boys could not live in! 1497 01:13:59,023 --> 01:14:01,729 ♪ They were not dirty ♪ 1498 01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:04,201 ♪ They were not wrong! ♪ 1499 01:14:04,201 --> 01:14:09,502 ♪ They were two lonely verses ♪ 1500 01:14:09,502 --> 01:14:11,238 ♪ In the Lord's great song ♪ 1501 01:14:11,238 --> 01:14:12,778 Our boys were pansies, Bill! 1502 01:14:12,778 --> 01:14:14,533 Yes! [audience laughing] 1503 01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:18,787 ♪ My boy's a homosexual ♪ 1504 01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:23,409 ♪ And that don't scare me none ♪ 1505 01:14:23,409 --> 01:14:28,609 ♪ I want the world to know ♪ 1506 01:14:28,609 --> 01:14:30,215 ♪ I love my dead gay son! ♪ 1507 01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:32,399 [cheers and applause] ♪ Now, I've been thinking ♪ 1508 01:14:32,399 --> 01:14:34,723 ♪ And praying And reading some magazines ♪ 1509 01:14:34,723 --> 01:14:37,408 ♪ And it's time We opened our eyes ♪ 1510 01:14:37,408 --> 01:14:39,600 ♪ Well, the good Lord Made gay penguins ♪ 1511 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,612 ♪ And the noble chimpanzees ♪ 1512 01:14:41,612 --> 01:14:45,431 ♪ I've seen gay lions show Their pride in documentaries ♪ 1513 01:14:45,431 --> 01:14:49,613 ♪ If nature gets her orders Handed down from God above ♪ 1514 01:14:49,613 --> 01:14:51,278 ♪ Then animal or human ♪ 1515 01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:53,072 ♪ You can't help On who you love ♪ 1516 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,135 [All] ♪ Love ♪ 1517 01:14:55,135 --> 01:14:57,135 ♪ They were not dirty! ♪ [choir] ♪ No, oh ♪ 1518 01:14:57,135 --> 01:14:59,202 ♪ They were not fruits! ♪ [All] ♪ Whoa, oh! ♪ 1519 01:14:59,202 --> 01:15:03,657 ♪ They were just two stray laces In the Lord's big boots ♪ 1520 01:15:03,657 --> 01:15:07,637 ♪ Well, I never cared for homos Much until I reared me one ♪ 1521 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:10,435 [All] ♪ But now I've learned to love ♪ 1522 01:15:10,435 --> 01:15:12,169 ♪ I love my dead gay son! ♪ 1523 01:15:12,169 --> 01:15:13,926 [All] ♪ He loves his son He loves his son ♪ 1524 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:15,007 ♪ His dead gay son! ♪ 1525 01:15:15,007 --> 01:15:17,429 ♪ Now, I say My boy's in heaven ♪ 1526 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:19,595 ♪ And he's tanning By the pool! ♪ 1527 01:15:19,595 --> 01:15:21,433 ♪ The cherubim walk with him And him ♪ 1528 01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,680 ♪ And Jesus says "It's cool!" ♪ 1529 01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,404 ♪ They don't have crime Or hatred ♪ 1530 01:15:25,404 --> 01:15:27,366 ♪ There's no bigotry Or cursing ♪ 1531 01:15:27,366 --> 01:15:29,328 ♪ Just friendly fellows Dressed up ♪ 1532 01:15:29,328 --> 01:15:33,088 ♪ Like their favorite Village person! ♪ 1533 01:15:33,088 --> 01:15:35,259 ♪ They were not dirty! ♪ [All] ♪ No, no! ♪ 1534 01:15:35,259 --> 01:15:37,135 ♪ They just had flair! ♪ [All] ♪ Whoa, oh! ♪ 1535 01:15:37,135 --> 01:15:39,393 ♪ They were two bright Red ribbons ♪ 1536 01:15:39,393 --> 01:15:41,746 ♪ In the Lord's long hair! ♪ 1537 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:45,695 ♪ Now, I used to see a homo And go reaching for my gun ♪ 1538 01:15:45,695 --> 01:15:48,574 [All] ♪ But now I've learned to love ♪ 1539 01:15:48,574 --> 01:15:49,947 ♪ And furthermore! ♪ 1540 01:15:49,947 --> 01:15:51,938 ♪ These boys walked Hand-in-hand ♪ 1541 01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:53,928 ♪ These boys They took a stand! ♪ 1542 01:15:53,928 --> 01:15:57,910 ♪ They could not wait One second longer to be free ♪ 1543 01:15:57,910 --> 01:16:01,815 ♪ They test out their disguise No shame, no compromise! ♪ 1544 01:16:01,815 --> 01:16:05,856 ♪ Paul, I can't believe that you still refuse to get a clue ♪ 1545 01:16:05,856 --> 01:16:07,855 ♪ After all that We've been through ♪ 1546 01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,690 ♪ I'm talking you and me! ♪ 1547 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:10,899 [all gasps] 1548 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,818 [audience laughing] 1549 01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,322 In the summer of '83. 1550 01:16:15,322 --> 01:16:16,532 [all gasps] 1551 01:16:16,532 --> 01:16:19,227 [audience laughing] 1552 01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:23,500 That... 1553 01:16:28,511 --> 01:16:31,197 was one hell of a fishing trip. 1554 01:16:31,197 --> 01:16:33,097 [dramatic music playing] 1555 01:16:33,097 --> 01:16:36,383 [All] ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ 1556 01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:40,245 ♪ They were not dirty, whoa! And not perverse no, no! ♪ 1557 01:16:40,245 --> 01:16:42,626 ♪ They were just Shiny rhinestones ♪ 1558 01:16:42,626 --> 01:16:44,542 ♪ On the Lord's big purse! ♪ 1559 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:46,685 [Both] ♪ Our job is now continuing ♪ 1560 01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,935 ♪ The work that they began! ♪ Come here you! 1561 01:16:48,935 --> 01:16:51,648 [All] ♪ 'Cause now we love Love, love ♪ 1562 01:16:51,648 --> 01:16:52,585 ♪ We love your dead! ♪ 1563 01:16:52,585 --> 01:16:54,242 [Both] ♪ They're up there Disco dancing ♪ 1564 01:16:54,242 --> 01:16:56,356 ♪ To the thump of angel wings ♪ [All] ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1565 01:16:56,356 --> 01:16:58,410 [Both] ♪ They grab a mate And roller skate ♪ 1566 01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:00,448 ♪ While Judy Garland sings! ♪ [All] ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1567 01:17:00,448 --> 01:17:02,296 [Both] ♪ They live A playful afterlife ♪ 1568 01:17:02,296 --> 01:17:04,212 ♪ That's fancy, free And reckless! ♪ 1569 01:17:04,212 --> 01:17:06,212 ♪ They swing up On the pearly gates ♪ 1570 01:17:06,212 --> 01:17:08,697 [All] ♪ And wear a pearly necklace! ♪ 1571 01:17:08,697 --> 01:17:09,697 Woo! 1572 01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,601 [Both] ♪ They were not dirty! ♪ [All] ♪ No! ♪ 1573 01:17:11,601 --> 01:17:13,553 ♪ They were good men ♪ [All] ♪ Whoa! ♪ 1574 01:17:13,553 --> 01:17:15,934 ♪ And now They're happy bear cubs ♪ 1575 01:17:15,934 --> 01:17:18,008 ♪ In the Lord's big den! ♪ 1576 01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:23,096 [audience wooing] 1577 01:17:36,437 --> 01:17:41,211 [Both] ♪ Go forth And love each other now ♪ 1578 01:17:41,211 --> 01:17:46,884 ♪ Like our boys Would have done ♪ 1579 01:17:46,884 --> 01:17:49,623 ♪ We'll teach the world To love ♪ 1580 01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:51,333 [All] ♪ The world to love ♪ 1581 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,363 ♪ The world to love ♪ 1582 01:17:53,363 --> 01:17:55,068 [Both] ♪ I love my dead gay son! ♪ 1583 01:17:55,068 --> 01:17:56,630 [All] ♪ Not half bad Your dead gay son! ♪ 1584 01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,549 ♪ Wish I had Your dead gay son! ♪ 1585 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:04,471 ♪ Thank you, Dad For your dead gay son! ♪ 1586 01:18:08,701 --> 01:18:13,664 [cheers and applause] 1587 01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:25,576 [upbeat music playing] 1588 01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:40,173 [audience laughing] 1589 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,216 Woo. 1590 01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:44,845 Hmm. What is that I smell in the air? 1591 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:47,306 [audience laughing] 1592 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:49,349 Is that-- is that tolerance? 1593 01:18:50,413 --> 01:18:52,248 Inclusion? 1594 01:18:52,249 --> 01:18:53,334 Love? 1595 01:18:53,335 --> 01:18:54,836 How often can you say it's a good day 1596 01:18:54,837 --> 01:18:56,798 to live in Sherwood, Ohio? 1597 01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,592 You're welcome, town! 1598 01:18:58,593 --> 01:19:01,763 You don't have to be so smug about it. 1599 01:19:01,764 --> 01:19:04,058 Well, your love keeps me humble. 1600 01:19:09,261 --> 01:19:10,679 So... 1601 01:19:12,238 --> 01:19:13,323 Who's next? 1602 01:19:13,324 --> 01:19:16,334 [audience laughing] 1603 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,320 Heather Duke? What? 1604 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:19,963 Well, she started that rumor about you. 1605 01:19:19,963 --> 01:19:21,364 We can underline some meaningful passages 1606 01:19:21,364 --> 01:19:23,593 in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean. 1607 01:19:23,593 --> 01:19:24,509 No! 1608 01:19:24,509 --> 01:19:26,735 [whimpering] 1609 01:19:26,735 --> 01:19:29,848 Three people are dead. This ends right here. 1610 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:33,449 Or what? Or I'm breaking up with you. 1611 01:19:33,449 --> 01:19:35,646 Well, any war has casualties. 1612 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:37,878 Doesn't mean it's not worth fighting. 1613 01:19:37,878 --> 01:19:40,176 What? You wanna get a free pass to the cannibals? 1614 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:42,361 To the assholes who make this world so unbearable 1615 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:43,710 you can't stand to go on living? 1616 01:19:43,710 --> 01:19:45,329 JD, I-- 1617 01:19:45,329 --> 01:19:47,741 how did your mother die? 1618 01:19:49,091 --> 01:19:50,884 You really wanna know? 1619 01:19:51,904 --> 01:19:53,364 I do. 1620 01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:02,052 He says it was an accident. 1621 01:20:04,315 --> 01:20:07,690 But she knew what she was doing. I was nine. 1622 01:20:07,690 --> 01:20:10,985 My dad got hired to blow up this condemned library in Texas. 1623 01:20:10,985 --> 01:20:14,378 Norwegian in the boiler room, the usual. 1624 01:20:15,159 --> 01:20:16,967 This day, 1625 01:20:16,967 --> 01:20:19,096 this day my mom drives out to the demolition site 1626 01:20:19,096 --> 01:20:21,321 with me in the backseat. 1627 01:20:21,321 --> 01:20:23,318 She gets out of the car, and walks in to the building 1628 01:20:23,318 --> 01:20:26,130 two minutes before my dad blows it up. 1629 01:20:26,130 --> 01:20:29,116 She waves at me from the window, 1630 01:20:29,116 --> 01:20:30,659 and then... 1631 01:20:32,163 --> 01:20:33,622 kaboom. 1632 01:20:34,554 --> 01:20:36,013 She left me. 1633 01:20:37,462 --> 01:20:40,506 I am really sorry. It's okay. 1634 01:20:41,313 --> 01:20:42,587 It's okay. 1635 01:20:42,587 --> 01:20:44,701 The pain gives me clarity. 1636 01:20:44,701 --> 01:20:46,834 You know, you and I are special and we have a lot of work to do. 1637 01:20:46,834 --> 01:20:48,710 No. What work? Making the world a decent place 1638 01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:49,768 for people who are decent. 1639 01:20:49,768 --> 01:20:50,977 And when does it end? 1640 01:20:50,977 --> 01:20:53,432 When every asshole is dead! No! 1641 01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:56,895 ♪ Fine, we're damaged ♪ 1642 01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:57,971 ♪ Really damaged ♪ 1643 01:20:57,971 --> 01:21:00,480 ♪ But that does not Make us wise ♪ 1644 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,001 ♪ We're not special We're not different ♪ 1645 01:21:03,001 --> 01:21:05,777 ♪ We don't choose Who lives or dies ♪ 1646 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:07,863 ♪ Let's be normal ♪ 1647 01:21:08,990 --> 01:21:11,976 ♪ See bad movies ♪ 1648 01:21:11,976 --> 01:21:14,909 ♪ Sneak a beer and watch TV ♪ 1649 01:21:14,909 --> 01:21:18,217 ♪ We'll bake brownies Or go bowling ♪ 1650 01:21:18,217 --> 01:21:24,087 ♪ Don't you want A life with me? ♪ 1651 01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:30,585 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 1652 01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:37,315 ♪ That's all I want to do ♪ 1653 01:21:37,315 --> 01:21:41,842 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 1654 01:21:41,842 --> 01:21:47,184 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 1655 01:21:47,184 --> 01:21:48,951 ♪ People hurt us ♪ 1656 01:21:48,951 --> 01:21:50,495 ♪ Or they vanish ♪ 1657 01:21:50,495 --> 01:21:53,716 ♪ And you're right That really blows ♪ 1658 01:21:53,716 --> 01:21:55,258 ♪ But we let go ♪ 1659 01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,958 ♪ Take a deep breath ♪ 1660 01:21:56,958 --> 01:22:00,240 ♪ And go buy Some summer clothes ♪ 1661 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:01,915 ♪ We'll go camping ♪ 1662 01:22:01,915 --> 01:22:03,515 ♪ Play some poker ♪ 1663 01:22:03,515 --> 01:22:06,836 ♪ And we'll eat Some chili fries ♪ 1664 01:22:06,836 --> 01:22:08,380 ♪ Maybe prom night? ♪ 1665 01:22:08,380 --> 01:22:10,050 ♪ Maybe dancing? ♪ 1666 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:13,155 ♪ Don't stop looking In my eyes ♪ 1667 01:22:13,155 --> 01:22:15,651 ♪ Your eyes ♪ 1668 01:22:15,651 --> 01:22:21,940 [Both] ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 1669 01:22:21,940 --> 01:22:28,068 ♪ Is that so hard to do? ♪ 1670 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:32,280 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 1671 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:38,726 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 1672 01:22:38,726 --> 01:22:45,126 ♪ Let us be 17 ♪ 1673 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:51,287 ♪ If we've still got the right ♪ 1674 01:22:51,287 --> 01:22:55,342 ♪ So, what's it gonna be? ♪ 1675 01:22:55,342 --> 01:22:56,753 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ 1676 01:22:56,753 --> 01:22:59,099 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ ♪ Wanna be with you ♪ 1677 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:08,179 [Both] ♪ Tonight ♪ 1678 01:23:10,062 --> 01:23:13,316 [cheers and applause] 1679 01:23:17,339 --> 01:23:18,827 ♪ Yeah, we're damaged ♪ 1680 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,428 ♪ Badly damaged ♪ 1681 01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:23,525 [Both] ♪ But your love's Too good to lose ♪ 1682 01:23:23,525 --> 01:23:25,267 ♪ Hold me tighter ♪ 1683 01:23:25,267 --> 01:23:26,764 ♪ Even closer ♪ 1684 01:23:26,764 --> 01:23:30,672 ♪ I'll stay If I'm what you choose ♪ 1685 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:33,539 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 1686 01:23:33,539 --> 01:23:36,952 ♪ If I am what you choose ♪ 1687 01:23:36,952 --> 01:23:39,853 ♪ If we've still got the right ♪ 1688 01:23:39,853 --> 01:23:42,350 ♪ 'Cause you're the one I choose ♪ 1689 01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:48,982 ♪ You're the one I choose ♪ 1690 01:23:54,782 --> 01:23:57,926 [Both] ♪ You're the one ♪ 1691 01:23:57,926 --> 01:24:04,414 ♪ I choose ♪ 1692 01:24:06,028 --> 01:24:09,502 [cheers and applause] 1693 01:24:18,004 --> 01:24:22,362 And they lived happily ever after. 1694 01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:24,062 You really believe all that? 1695 01:24:24,062 --> 01:24:27,006 You think it all just goes back to normal? 1696 01:24:27,006 --> 01:24:28,890 Oh, don't give me that wounded look. 1697 01:24:28,890 --> 01:24:31,779 You know exactly what he is, and you love it! 1698 01:24:31,779 --> 01:24:33,024 Just stop talking. 1699 01:24:33,024 --> 01:24:36,260 Only a true dead best friend will give it to you straight. 1700 01:24:36,260 --> 01:24:39,484 Veronica, the special assembly starts in 10 minutes. 1701 01:24:39,484 --> 01:24:40,901 Why aren't you back stage? 1702 01:24:40,901 --> 01:24:41,868 I'm sorry. 1703 01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:43,405 We are saving lives here. 1704 01:24:43,405 --> 01:24:46,876 I wouldn't trust her to save coupons. 1705 01:24:46,876 --> 01:24:49,487 Come on, kids. Pedal to the metal. 1706 01:24:49,487 --> 01:24:51,996 Show a little hustle. 1707 01:24:51,996 --> 01:24:53,790 Where's the banner? 1708 01:24:55,573 --> 01:24:58,012 Denise! 1709 01:24:58,012 --> 01:25:01,047 Tell the news crews they can set up the cameras, 1710 01:25:01,047 --> 01:25:03,758 there, there, and there. 1711 01:25:03,758 --> 01:25:06,433 Okay. Let's review your hand choreography. 1712 01:25:06,433 --> 01:25:08,189 Precision is key. 1713 01:25:08,189 --> 01:25:10,589 I'm kinda looking forward to being on TV. 1714 01:25:10,589 --> 01:25:12,963 Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? 1715 01:25:12,963 --> 01:25:15,163 No, I had oatmeal. 1716 01:25:15,163 --> 01:25:18,148 Veronica, can I talk to you in private? 1717 01:25:19,288 --> 01:25:20,859 Something doesn't add up. 1718 01:25:20,859 --> 01:25:23,695 I think Ram and Kurt were murdered. 1719 01:25:24,395 --> 01:25:27,963 Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! 1720 01:25:27,963 --> 01:25:30,702 [cheers and applause] 1721 01:25:30,702 --> 01:25:33,997 Nancy Drew is onto you, Veronica. 1722 01:25:33,997 --> 01:25:35,415 Why would you say that? 1723 01:25:35,415 --> 01:25:37,959 They found a suicide note! It could have been faked. 1724 01:25:37,959 --> 01:25:40,210 I mean, you forged stuff all the time, right? 1725 01:25:40,210 --> 01:25:42,464 I'm in love with this fat girl. 1726 01:25:42,464 --> 01:25:44,136 Who would wanna kill Ram and Kurt? 1727 01:25:44,136 --> 01:25:46,136 I'm thinking your friend, JD. 1728 01:25:46,136 --> 01:25:48,279 Remember the way he went after them in the lunchroom. 1729 01:25:48,279 --> 01:25:50,555 Right, right. That's like motive and shit. 1730 01:25:50,555 --> 01:25:53,308 Veronica's going to lady prison. 1731 01:25:55,435 --> 01:25:56,895 I wanna look in JD's locker. 1732 01:25:56,895 --> 01:25:59,067 I thought, maybe, you could get me the combination. 1733 01:25:59,067 --> 01:26:01,023 I bet there's all kinds of interesting things 1734 01:26:01,023 --> 01:26:02,442 in that locker. 1735 01:26:02,442 --> 01:26:04,008 Maybe some Ich Lüge bullets. 1736 01:26:04,008 --> 01:26:05,778 Martha, this is a pretty wild theory. 1737 01:26:05,778 --> 01:26:07,864 I don't care what they said at the funeral. 1738 01:26:07,864 --> 01:26:09,782 Ram was not gay. 1739 01:26:09,782 --> 01:26:11,701 Shut up, Kurt. He kissed me, remember? 1740 01:26:11,701 --> 01:26:14,037 On the kickball field. Yeah, in kindergarten. 1741 01:26:14,037 --> 01:26:16,192 Oh, gross, I remember that. Shut up, Kurt. 1742 01:26:16,192 --> 01:26:17,502 My heart knows the truth. 1743 01:26:17,502 --> 01:26:19,083 You should totally get up in that. 1744 01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:20,752 Shut up. Why would Ram write me 1745 01:26:20,752 --> 01:26:23,046 that note if he didn't still feel something. 1746 01:26:23,046 --> 01:26:25,194 She ain't afraid of no ghost. Oh. 1747 01:26:25,194 --> 01:26:27,216 Why would he invite me to his homecoming party? 1748 01:26:27,216 --> 01:26:29,177 You wanna stop her, you know what to say. 1749 01:26:29,177 --> 01:26:31,060 I'm gonna confront JD. 1750 01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:34,127 [laughs] 1751 01:26:34,127 --> 01:26:36,860 You floor me, Martha. 1752 01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:38,549 You really do. 1753 01:26:38,549 --> 01:26:39,582 What do you mean? 1754 01:26:39,582 --> 01:26:42,027 Ram didn't write that note, 1755 01:26:42,027 --> 01:26:43,231 I did. 1756 01:26:44,150 --> 01:26:46,131 No. Yeah. 1757 01:26:46,131 --> 01:26:47,445 The Heathers put me up to it. 1758 01:26:47,445 --> 01:26:48,975 The whole school was in on the joke, 1759 01:26:48,975 --> 01:26:51,075 and nobody laughed harder than Ram. 1760 01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:53,075 He didn't love you. He was a dick. 1761 01:26:53,075 --> 01:26:54,994 He's dead. Move on. 1762 01:26:58,616 --> 01:27:00,333 Shit. 1763 01:27:00,333 --> 01:27:01,751 I had to hurt her. 1764 01:27:01,751 --> 01:27:03,772 You understand that, right? 1765 01:27:03,772 --> 01:27:05,850 If JD ever found her snooping around his stuff, 1766 01:27:05,850 --> 01:27:08,145 he'd-- Kill her? 1767 01:27:08,145 --> 01:27:10,234 That what's you're afraid of? Well, I-- 1768 01:27:10,234 --> 01:27:12,178 Well, I. 1769 01:27:13,556 --> 01:27:15,212 That's what I thought. 1770 01:27:15,212 --> 01:27:17,934 Come on, assholes. 1771 01:27:17,934 --> 01:27:19,602 Oh, shit. 1772 01:27:21,129 --> 01:27:23,464 Dear diary, 1773 01:27:23,465 --> 01:27:25,092 what am I doing? 1774 01:27:29,219 --> 01:27:31,686 I'm sorry, I can't be in this assembly. 1775 01:27:31,686 --> 01:27:32,803 What? 1776 01:27:32,803 --> 01:27:34,469 No. No. No, no, no. 1777 01:27:34,469 --> 01:27:37,203 You're my second soprano. 1778 01:27:37,203 --> 01:27:38,435 When you're not in position, 1779 01:27:38,435 --> 01:27:40,613 it will unbalance the stage picture. 1780 01:27:40,613 --> 01:27:42,166 I'm having a bad day emotionally. 1781 01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:44,569 Veronica said that-- Oh, you're sad. 1782 01:27:44,569 --> 01:27:45,902 I get that, 1783 01:27:45,902 --> 01:27:48,646 but remember how much your support means 1784 01:27:48,646 --> 01:27:50,402 to your classmates who worked hard 1785 01:27:50,402 --> 01:27:52,791 to get this very important message 1786 01:27:52,791 --> 01:27:54,887 out to the world. 1787 01:27:56,057 --> 01:27:59,500 And if that doesn't put a smile on your face, 1788 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:02,354 remember how participation in this assembly counts 1789 01:28:02,354 --> 01:28:04,856 for one-third on your grade. Ah! 1790 01:28:04,856 --> 01:28:05,699 Feeling better? 1791 01:28:05,699 --> 01:28:06,788 Um-- Good talk. 1792 01:28:06,788 --> 01:28:09,152 Okay. Places. Microphone, Jason. 1793 01:28:09,152 --> 01:28:10,278 Thank you so much. 1794 01:28:10,278 --> 01:28:12,405 Okay, big smiles, everybody. 1795 01:28:12,405 --> 01:28:14,115 Lights, please. 1796 01:28:19,769 --> 01:28:22,302 Hello, Westerberg! 1797 01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:25,335 [cheers and applause] 1798 01:28:29,655 --> 01:28:30,708 Welcome. 1799 01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:33,184 Welcome to our special assembly. 1800 01:28:33,185 --> 01:28:36,365 Now, I want you to ignore the television cameras 1801 01:28:36,365 --> 01:28:37,598 and the news crew. 1802 01:28:37,598 --> 01:28:42,185 They're just here to document this very significant moment. 1803 01:28:42,185 --> 01:28:43,770 Whether to kill yourself or not, 1804 01:28:43,770 --> 01:28:45,579 is one of the most important decisions 1805 01:28:45,579 --> 01:28:47,649 a teenager can make. 1806 01:28:47,649 --> 01:28:50,225 So, you know what I'm gonna do, right now? 1807 01:28:50,225 --> 01:28:52,153 Kill yourself on stage? 1808 01:28:52,153 --> 01:28:53,780 [audience laughing] 1809 01:28:53,780 --> 01:28:56,491 That's not productive, Dwight. 1810 01:28:56,491 --> 01:28:59,411 My senior thesis at Berkeley... 1811 01:28:59,411 --> 01:29:01,120 [crowd cheering] 1812 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,705 Whatever. 1813 01:29:02,705 --> 01:29:07,377 ...was on the subject of Pediatric Psychotherapeutic Musicology. 1814 01:29:07,377 --> 01:29:09,151 [audience] Woo! Hmm, I know. 1815 01:29:09,151 --> 01:29:11,568 So, I speak with some authority. 1816 01:29:11,568 --> 01:29:16,511 When I tell you that the way to eliminate suicide 1817 01:29:16,511 --> 01:29:19,876 is by first eliminating fear 1818 01:29:19,876 --> 01:29:22,406 by creating a safe zone 1819 01:29:22,406 --> 01:29:25,684 in which we are all equal. 1820 01:29:25,684 --> 01:29:29,815 ♪ Deep inside of everyone There's a hot ball of shame ♪ 1821 01:29:29,815 --> 01:29:31,893 ♪ Guilt, regret, anxiety ♪ 1822 01:29:31,893 --> 01:29:33,815 ♪ Fears we dare not name ♪ 1823 01:29:33,815 --> 01:29:38,036 ♪ But if we show the ugly parts That we hide away ♪ 1824 01:29:38,036 --> 01:29:40,368 ♪ They turn out To be beautiful ♪ 1825 01:29:40,368 --> 01:29:42,876 ♪ By the light of day ♪ 1826 01:29:42,876 --> 01:29:46,249 ♪ Why not ♪ ♪ Shine, shine, Shine a light ♪ 1827 01:29:46,249 --> 01:29:47,806 ♪ On your deepest fear ♪ 1828 01:29:47,806 --> 01:29:49,961 ♪ Let in sunlight now ♪ 1829 01:29:49,961 --> 01:29:51,879 ♪ And your pain will disappear ♪ 1830 01:29:51,879 --> 01:29:53,589 ♪ Shine, shine, shine ♪ 1831 01:29:53,589 --> 01:29:55,810 [Ms. Fleming] ♪ And your scars And your flaws ♪ 1832 01:29:55,810 --> 01:29:59,143 [All] ♪ Will look lovely Because you shine ♪ 1833 01:29:59,143 --> 01:30:00,555 ♪ You shine a light ♪ 1834 01:30:00,555 --> 01:30:02,515 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1835 01:30:02,515 --> 01:30:04,600 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1836 01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,667 ♪ Every day's a battlefield ♪ 1837 01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,938 ♪ When pride's on the line ♪ 1838 01:30:08,938 --> 01:30:10,981 ♪ I attack your weaknesses ♪ 1839 01:30:10,981 --> 01:30:12,859 ♪ And pray you don't see mine ♪ 1840 01:30:12,859 --> 01:30:15,027 ♪ But if I share my ugly parts ♪ 1841 01:30:15,027 --> 01:30:17,113 ♪ And you show me yours ♪ 1842 01:30:17,113 --> 01:30:19,365 ♪ Our love can knock Our walls down ♪ 1843 01:30:19,365 --> 01:30:22,756 ♪ And unlock all our doors ♪ 1844 01:30:22,756 --> 01:30:25,288 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1845 01:30:25,288 --> 01:30:27,034 ♪ On your deepest fears ♪ 1846 01:30:27,034 --> 01:30:29,296 ♪ Let in sunlight now ♪ 1847 01:30:29,296 --> 01:30:31,315 ♪ And your pain Will disappear! ♪ 1848 01:30:31,315 --> 01:30:33,281 Who wants to share what's in their heart? 1849 01:30:33,281 --> 01:30:35,278 ♪ No volunteers? Fine, I'll start ♪ 1850 01:30:35,278 --> 01:30:37,267 ♪ My name's Pauline I live alone ♪ 1851 01:30:37,267 --> 01:30:39,510 ♪ My husband left My kids are grown ♪ 1852 01:30:39,510 --> 01:30:41,736 ♪ In the '60s, love was free ♪ 1853 01:30:41,736 --> 01:30:43,631 ♪ That did not work out Well for me ♪ 1854 01:30:43,631 --> 01:30:45,678 ♪ The revolution came and went ♪ 1855 01:30:45,678 --> 01:30:48,088 ♪ Tried to change the world Barely made a dent ♪ 1856 01:30:48,088 --> 01:30:49,932 ♪ I have struggled With despair ♪ 1857 01:30:49,932 --> 01:30:52,227 ♪ I've joined a cult, Chopped off my hair ♪ 1858 01:30:52,227 --> 01:30:54,317 ♪ I chant, I pray But God's not there ♪ 1859 01:30:54,317 --> 01:30:56,861 ♪ So, Steve I'm ending our affair ♪ 1860 01:30:56,861 --> 01:31:00,448 [cheers and applause] 1861 01:31:08,804 --> 01:31:11,182 Hello, Steve. 1862 01:31:11,182 --> 01:31:13,711 Oh, Steve, my sweet, sweet, sweet Steve. 1863 01:31:13,711 --> 01:31:14,897 [laughter] 1864 01:31:14,897 --> 01:31:17,673 Would you stand up for me so I can really see you? 1865 01:31:17,673 --> 01:31:21,594 [crowd cheering] 1866 01:31:22,576 --> 01:31:24,909 Everybody say, "Hello, Steve." 1867 01:31:24,910 --> 01:31:26,349 [crowd] Hello, Steve. 1868 01:31:26,349 --> 01:31:28,643 [Ms. Fleming] That's right. This is a very free space. 1869 01:31:28,643 --> 01:31:30,635 Oh, honey, I wanna thank you 1870 01:31:30,635 --> 01:31:34,233 for all those magical times we had. 1871 01:31:34,233 --> 01:31:37,151 But no, honey, I think it's time we go our separate ways. 1872 01:31:37,151 --> 01:31:40,530 But I've got one last thing I have to say to you. 1873 01:31:40,530 --> 01:31:42,097 You're gonna wanna sit down for this, sweetie. 1874 01:31:42,097 --> 01:31:44,242 It's gonna get real. 1875 01:31:44,242 --> 01:31:45,713 Steve, 1876 01:31:45,713 --> 01:31:48,031 I... 1877 01:31:48,032 --> 01:31:50,414 faked it. 1878 01:31:50,414 --> 01:31:52,458 [crowd cheering] Yeah. 1879 01:31:53,334 --> 01:31:56,242 Every single time. 1880 01:31:56,242 --> 01:31:58,575 [crowd cheering] Yeah. 1881 01:31:58,576 --> 01:32:01,968 Whoa, that felt fan-freaking-tastic! 1882 01:32:01,968 --> 01:32:04,136 One, two, take me home, kids! 1883 01:32:04,136 --> 01:32:06,480 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1884 01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:08,091 ♪ At your deepest fears ♪ 1885 01:32:08,091 --> 01:32:10,360 ♪ Let in sunlight now ♪ 1886 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:12,311 ♪ And your pain will disappear ♪ 1887 01:32:12,311 --> 01:32:13,899 ♪ Shine, shine, shine ♪ 1888 01:32:13,899 --> 01:32:15,982 ♪ And your scars And your flaws ♪ 1889 01:32:15,982 --> 01:32:18,693 ♪ Will look lovely Because you shine ♪ 1890 01:32:18,693 --> 01:32:21,472 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ You shine ♪ 1891 01:32:21,472 --> 01:32:24,532 ♪ You shine a light ♪ ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1892 01:32:24,532 --> 01:32:26,742 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1893 01:32:26,742 --> 01:32:29,049 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1894 01:32:29,049 --> 01:32:30,935 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1895 01:32:30,935 --> 01:32:32,999 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1896 01:32:32,999 --> 01:32:34,959 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1897 01:32:34,959 --> 01:32:37,044 ♪ Shine, shine, shine a light ♪ 1898 01:32:37,044 --> 01:32:39,591 ♪ Shine a light, yeah! ♪ 1899 01:32:39,591 --> 01:32:42,466 [cheers and applause] 1900 01:32:56,501 --> 01:32:58,545 Woo! Yeah! 1901 01:33:00,526 --> 01:33:02,003 Oh, yeah. 1902 01:33:02,003 --> 01:33:04,488 Um, come on, kids. 1903 01:33:04,488 --> 01:33:06,367 Yeah, work with me. 1904 01:33:06,367 --> 01:33:09,741 I want you to grab hold of your fear 1905 01:33:09,741 --> 01:33:14,582 and drag it out into the light where everyone can look at it. 1906 01:33:16,004 --> 01:33:17,589 Anyone? 1907 01:33:18,619 --> 01:33:20,537 Anyone at all? 1908 01:33:20,538 --> 01:33:22,707 I thought about killing myself. 1909 01:33:22,708 --> 01:33:25,336 Heather McNamara? 1910 01:33:28,533 --> 01:33:30,388 Share that pain. Heather, don't do this. 1911 01:33:30,388 --> 01:33:32,099 Not here. Let's go, Heather. Talk to-- 1912 01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:34,744 Veronica Sawyer, no one gave you permission to speak. 1913 01:33:36,562 --> 01:33:39,888 You're in a safe place, Heather. 1914 01:33:39,888 --> 01:33:43,319 It's just you and me, 1915 01:33:43,319 --> 01:33:46,822 and the classmates who love you. 1916 01:33:48,529 --> 01:33:49,822 Share. 1917 01:33:54,397 --> 01:33:56,107 It's gonna be okay. 1918 01:34:02,034 --> 01:34:05,287 The guy I used to date... Killed himself 1919 01:34:05,299 --> 01:34:09,368 'cause he was gay for his linebacker. 1920 01:34:09,368 --> 01:34:13,057 And my best friend seemed to have it all together but... 1921 01:34:14,583 --> 01:34:16,210 she's gone too. 1922 01:34:18,287 --> 01:34:21,232 Now, my stomach's hurting worse and worse, 1923 01:34:21,232 --> 01:34:24,587 and every morning on the bus I feel my heart beating louder 1924 01:34:24,587 --> 01:34:26,362 and faster and I'm like, 1925 01:34:26,362 --> 01:34:28,823 "Jesus, I'm on the freaking bus again 1926 01:34:28,823 --> 01:34:31,262 'cause all my rides to school are dead." 1927 01:34:31,262 --> 01:34:35,121 [crowd laughs] [dramatic music playing] 1928 01:34:36,455 --> 01:34:39,438 ♪ I float in a boat ♪ 1929 01:34:39,438 --> 01:34:41,990 ♪ On a raging black ocean ♪ 1930 01:34:41,990 --> 01:34:47,133 ♪ Low in the water And nowhere to go ♪ 1931 01:34:47,133 --> 01:34:50,641 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1932 01:34:50,641 --> 01:34:53,971 ♪ With people I know ♪ 1933 01:34:53,971 --> 01:34:56,968 ♪ Cold, clammy, and crowded ♪ 1934 01:34:56,968 --> 01:34:59,228 ♪ The people smell desperate ♪ 1935 01:34:59,228 --> 01:35:01,522 ♪ We'll sink any minute ♪ 1936 01:35:01,522 --> 01:35:04,817 ♪ So someone must go ♪ 1937 01:35:04,817 --> 01:35:08,154 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1938 01:35:08,154 --> 01:35:11,599 ♪ With people I know ♪ 1939 01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:13,826 ♪ Everyone's pushing ♪ 1940 01:35:13,826 --> 01:35:15,703 ♪ Everyone's fighting ♪ 1941 01:35:15,703 --> 01:35:17,763 ♪ Storms are approaching ♪ 1942 01:35:17,763 --> 01:35:19,918 ♪ There's nowhere to hide ♪ 1943 01:35:19,918 --> 01:35:21,974 ♪ If I say the wrong thing ♪ 1944 01:35:21,974 --> 01:35:24,462 ♪ Or I wear the wrong outfit ♪ 1945 01:35:24,462 --> 01:35:30,426 ♪ They'll throw me Right over the side ♪ 1946 01:35:30,426 --> 01:35:33,179 ♪ I'm hugging my knees ♪ 1947 01:35:33,179 --> 01:35:35,564 ♪ And the captain is pointing ♪ 1948 01:35:35,565 --> 01:35:38,059 ♪ Well, who made her captain? ♪ 1949 01:35:38,059 --> 01:35:41,771 ♪ Still, the weakest must go ♪ 1950 01:35:43,147 --> 01:35:46,484 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1951 01:35:47,485 --> 01:35:51,989 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 1952 01:35:51,989 --> 01:35:55,284 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 1953 01:35:56,439 --> 01:36:03,000 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 1954 01:36:07,065 --> 01:36:10,674 [cheers and applause] 1955 01:36:19,391 --> 01:36:21,058 What's your damage, Heather? 1956 01:36:21,058 --> 01:36:23,269 Are you saying Westerburg is not a nice place? 1957 01:36:23,269 --> 01:36:24,924 Heather. Where's your school spirit? 1958 01:36:24,924 --> 01:36:26,712 You don't deserve to wear Westerburg colors. 1959 01:36:26,712 --> 01:36:28,734 Why don't you hop into that little lifeboat of yours 1960 01:36:28,734 --> 01:36:30,528 and get your gnarly wave over to Remington? 1961 01:36:30,528 --> 01:36:32,196 Heather, shut your cakehole. 1962 01:36:32,196 --> 01:36:33,823 All right, knock it off. Come one people, settle down. 1963 01:36:33,823 --> 01:36:35,866 Oh, look Heather's gonna cry. 1964 01:36:35,866 --> 01:36:38,703 God, what a baby. 1965 01:36:38,703 --> 01:36:41,711 That's it. Young lady, you are suspended. 1966 01:36:41,711 --> 01:36:44,611 Oh, turn the cameras off. Turn them off, God damn it. 1967 01:36:44,611 --> 01:36:46,627 Is that all you care about? 1968 01:36:46,628 --> 01:36:48,420 TV cameras? 1969 01:36:48,420 --> 01:36:51,047 I care about saving lives. 1970 01:36:51,047 --> 01:36:52,924 Heather Duke ruined a valuable teaching moment-- 1971 01:36:52,924 --> 01:36:54,301 Valuable? 1972 01:36:54,301 --> 01:36:56,428 None of us wanted this spectacle. 1973 01:36:56,428 --> 01:36:59,014 To be experimented on like guinea pigs. 1974 01:36:59,014 --> 01:37:01,710 Patronized like bunny rabbits. 1975 01:37:01,710 --> 01:37:04,186 I don't patronize bunny rabbits. 1976 01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:06,147 This is their big secret. 1977 01:37:06,147 --> 01:37:08,315 The adults are powerless. 1978 01:37:08,315 --> 01:37:09,803 Heather trusted you. 1979 01:37:09,803 --> 01:37:11,614 You said you'd protect her. 1980 01:37:11,614 --> 01:37:14,572 They can't help us. Nobody can help us. 1981 01:37:14,572 --> 01:37:17,353 You're useless. We're alone in the ocean. 1982 01:37:17,353 --> 01:37:19,827 You're all idiots. 1983 01:37:19,827 --> 01:37:22,297 Heather Chandler was a monster 1984 01:37:22,297 --> 01:37:24,582 just like Kurt and Ram. 1985 01:37:24,582 --> 01:37:26,374 They didn't kill themselves. 1986 01:37:26,374 --> 01:37:28,878 I killed them! 1987 01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:43,559 [laughs] 1988 01:37:43,559 --> 01:37:46,937 [all laughing] 1989 01:37:46,937 --> 01:37:49,356 God, some people will say anything 1990 01:37:49,356 --> 01:37:52,818 if they think it'll make them popular. 1991 01:37:54,278 --> 01:37:57,031 You're worse than McNamara. 1992 01:37:57,031 --> 01:37:59,116 No, wait, Heather. No. [laughter] 1993 01:37:59,116 --> 01:38:02,703 [rock music playing] 1994 01:38:02,703 --> 01:38:05,289 Oh, stupid child-proof caps. 1995 01:38:05,289 --> 01:38:07,082 Oh, look, Heather's going to-- 1996 01:38:07,082 --> 01:38:09,251 ♪ Whine, whine, whine All night ♪ 1997 01:38:09,251 --> 01:38:10,944 ♪ You don't deserve to live ♪ 1998 01:38:10,944 --> 01:38:13,214 ♪ Why not kill yourself? ♪ 1999 01:38:13,214 --> 01:38:14,840 ♪ Here, have a sedative ♪ 2000 01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:16,503 ♪ Whine, whine, whine ♪ 2001 01:38:16,503 --> 01:38:18,510 ♪ Like there's no Santa Claus ♪ 2002 01:38:18,510 --> 01:38:21,513 ♪ You're pathetic Because you whine ♪ 2003 01:38:21,513 --> 01:38:22,988 ♪ You whine all night ♪ 2004 01:38:22,988 --> 01:38:24,854 ♪ Whine ♪ ♪ Your ass is off the team ♪ 2005 01:38:24,854 --> 01:38:26,852 ♪ Whine ♪ ♪ Deep down we've always known ♪ 2006 01:38:26,852 --> 01:38:28,802 ♪ Whine ♪ ♪ You don't deserve the dream ♪ 2007 01:38:28,802 --> 01:38:30,814 ♪ Whine ♪ ♪ You're gonna die alone ♪ 2008 01:38:30,814 --> 01:38:32,733 ♪ Die alone, die alone ♪ 2009 01:38:32,733 --> 01:38:34,740 ♪ Die alone, die alone! ♪ 2010 01:38:34,740 --> 01:38:36,779 Heather, no! 2011 01:38:43,702 --> 01:38:47,331 Suicide is a private thing. 2012 01:38:48,793 --> 01:38:51,082 Throwing your life away so USA Today 2013 01:38:51,082 --> 01:38:52,981 can print your picture under the headline 2014 01:38:52,981 --> 01:38:56,048 "Troubled teens." 2015 01:38:56,048 --> 01:38:59,260 That is the least private thing I can think of. 2016 01:39:01,045 --> 01:39:05,167 But what about Heather and Kurt and Ram? 2017 01:39:05,167 --> 01:39:08,936 If everyone jumped off a bridge, young lady, would you? 2018 01:39:10,269 --> 01:39:11,275 Probably. 2019 01:39:11,276 --> 01:39:12,815 Oh. 2020 01:39:14,527 --> 01:39:16,272 Well, if you were happy all the time, 2021 01:39:16,272 --> 01:39:18,862 you wouldn't be a human being. 2022 01:39:19,947 --> 01:39:21,949 You'd be a game show host. 2023 01:39:21,949 --> 01:39:25,369 [dramatic music playing] 2024 01:39:36,672 --> 01:39:39,216 Thanks for coming after me. 2025 01:39:42,705 --> 01:39:44,332 You're welcome. 2026 01:39:58,812 --> 01:40:01,231 So I'm guessing you're mad, huh. 2027 01:40:02,024 --> 01:40:03,483 I'm not mad. 2028 01:40:04,318 --> 01:40:05,694 Confused. 2029 01:40:06,936 --> 01:40:09,698 You said, you wanted us to be normal teenagers. 2030 01:40:10,414 --> 01:40:11,736 I did that. 2031 01:40:11,736 --> 01:40:14,452 I joined the god damn AV Club. For you. 2032 01:40:14,452 --> 01:40:15,230 I know. 2033 01:40:15,230 --> 01:40:16,030 You know what would have happened if 2034 01:40:16,031 --> 01:40:18,582 they'd actually believed your confession? 2035 01:40:20,346 --> 01:40:22,252 Handcuffs, 2036 01:40:22,252 --> 01:40:23,650 separate cells, 2037 01:40:23,650 --> 01:40:25,483 cops trying to turn us against each other 2038 01:40:25,483 --> 01:40:28,855 right before they ship us off to different prisons, 2039 01:40:28,855 --> 01:40:30,552 is that what you want? Of course not. 2040 01:40:30,552 --> 01:40:31,764 Well, what then? 2041 01:40:31,764 --> 01:40:34,952 Everybody's cashing in on these fake suicides, 2042 01:40:34,952 --> 01:40:36,519 making it about themselves. 2043 01:40:36,519 --> 01:40:38,996 It's a sick trend and we started it. 2044 01:40:38,996 --> 01:40:41,104 Turning ourselves in won't stop human nature. 2045 01:40:41,104 --> 01:40:42,715 Then what will? 2046 01:40:42,715 --> 01:40:44,149 Fleming's little Kumbaya party 2047 01:40:44,149 --> 01:40:47,272 almost ended with Heather Mac dead on a bathroom floor. 2048 01:40:47,272 --> 01:40:49,116 Fleming is not the problem. Heather Duke is. 2049 01:40:49,116 --> 01:40:50,906 She's the one who made McNamara wanna die. 2050 01:40:50,906 --> 01:40:52,421 You wanna slay the dragon? 2051 01:40:52,421 --> 01:40:53,588 Cut off its head. Stop. 2052 01:40:53,588 --> 01:40:56,244 But no. You'd rather treat bubonic plague with Band-Aids. 2053 01:40:56,244 --> 01:40:57,744 We had the power to change things, 2054 01:40:57,744 --> 01:41:00,323 but we gave that up to be normal teenagers. 2055 01:41:00,323 --> 01:41:02,209 Good luck at school tomorrow, Heather Mac. 2056 01:41:02,209 --> 01:41:03,335 Hope you don't die! 2057 01:41:03,336 --> 01:41:05,140 We are out of the change business-- Look, if you wanna give it all up, 2058 01:41:05,141 --> 01:41:07,114 And let the world slide into the trash, that's fine-- You made me a promise and I'm holding you 2059 01:41:07,115 --> 01:41:08,683 Don't act surprised when we all smell like garbage-- to it. Are you even listening to me?! 2060 01:41:08,683 --> 01:41:10,130 Stop talking over me! 2061 01:41:13,063 --> 01:41:14,648 You promised. 2062 01:41:18,633 --> 01:41:20,268 All right. I'm sorry. 2063 01:41:30,787 --> 01:41:31,947 Stop playing grab-ass. 2064 01:41:31,947 --> 01:41:33,204 Wait for me in the car. 2065 01:41:33,204 --> 01:41:34,408 I'm in the middle of something. 2066 01:41:34,408 --> 01:41:35,379 Yeah, I need backup. 2067 01:41:35,379 --> 01:41:38,198 Our friends have another job for us. 2068 01:41:38,198 --> 01:41:39,579 Kaboom. 2069 01:41:41,505 --> 01:41:43,215 I said I'm busy! 2070 01:41:52,308 --> 01:41:54,887 Lotta pretty women out there, sport. 2071 01:41:56,996 --> 01:42:00,639 I could make another son any time I want. 2072 01:42:04,871 --> 01:42:08,875 Now, get in the car. 2073 01:42:21,929 --> 01:42:23,122 [Bud] Damn it, Jason. 2074 01:42:23,123 --> 01:42:25,375 No firearms in the house! 2075 01:42:25,375 --> 01:42:27,689 What? It pissed off my dad. It's funny. 2076 01:42:27,689 --> 01:42:29,139 None of this is funny. 2077 01:42:29,139 --> 01:42:31,556 Why are you carrying a loaded weapon? 2078 01:42:31,556 --> 01:42:32,591 Protection. 2079 01:42:32,591 --> 01:42:34,301 From what? 2080 01:42:34,301 --> 01:42:35,802 Reruns? 2081 01:42:37,139 --> 01:42:39,502 We have got to stop pretending. 2082 01:42:39,502 --> 01:42:40,390 This is who I am. 2083 01:42:40,390 --> 01:42:42,454 If you don't like it, take it up with him! 2084 01:42:42,454 --> 01:42:43,852 He made me! 2085 01:42:43,852 --> 01:42:46,229 Oh, Martha was right about you. 2086 01:42:46,229 --> 01:42:48,106 Now let's have a real conversation. 2087 01:42:48,106 --> 01:42:49,274 She was right. 2088 01:42:49,274 --> 01:42:50,901 And I broke her heart. 2089 01:42:50,901 --> 01:42:53,028 Let's talk about Heather Duke. 2090 01:42:53,028 --> 01:42:54,279 No. 2091 01:42:54,279 --> 01:42:55,964 Let's talk about you. 2092 01:42:55,964 --> 01:42:58,673 ♪ You are a drug ♪ 2093 01:42:58,673 --> 01:43:01,150 ♪ You are a poison pill ♪ 2094 01:43:01,150 --> 01:43:04,456 ♪ I've got to kick This habit now ♪ 2095 01:43:04,456 --> 01:43:06,889 ♪ Or else I never will ♪ 2096 01:43:06,889 --> 01:43:09,791 ♪ I loved the rush ♪ 2097 01:43:09,791 --> 01:43:12,533 ♪ When you would hold me close ♪ 2098 01:43:12,533 --> 01:43:15,416 ♪ But you will not Be satisfied ♪ 2099 01:43:15,416 --> 01:43:18,220 ♪ Until I overdose ♪ 2100 01:43:18,220 --> 01:43:19,429 ♪ This is it ♪ 2101 01:43:19,429 --> 01:43:20,722 ♪ Hit the brake ♪ 2102 01:43:20,722 --> 01:43:24,943 ♪ I am finally awake ♪ 2103 01:43:24,943 --> 01:43:26,460 ♪ Let me be ♪ 2104 01:43:26,460 --> 01:43:29,181 ♪ Let me go ♪ 2105 01:43:29,181 --> 01:43:30,539 ♪ You need help ♪ 2106 01:43:30,539 --> 01:43:32,164 ♪ I can't provide ♪ 2107 01:43:32,164 --> 01:43:36,027 ♪ I am not qualified ♪ 2108 01:43:36,027 --> 01:43:40,327 ♪ This troubled teen Is getting clean ♪ 2109 01:43:40,327 --> 01:43:42,981 ♪ I say no ♪ 2110 01:43:42,981 --> 01:43:44,418 Come on, Veronica, who else is-- 2111 01:43:44,418 --> 01:43:45,664 No, no, no, no! 2112 01:43:45,664 --> 01:43:48,427 ♪ Don't say a word ♪ 2113 01:43:48,427 --> 01:43:51,229 ♪ You speak and I cave in ♪ 2114 01:43:51,229 --> 01:43:53,362 ♪ You'll twist the truth again ♪ 2115 01:43:53,362 --> 01:43:56,939 ♪ And drill deep down Beneath my skin ♪ 2116 01:43:56,939 --> 01:43:59,708 ♪ You said you'd change ♪ 2117 01:43:59,708 --> 01:44:02,475 ♪ And I believed in you ♪ 2118 01:44:02,475 --> 01:44:04,719 ♪ But you're still using me ♪ 2119 01:44:04,719 --> 01:44:08,081 ♪ To justify the harm you do ♪ 2120 01:44:08,081 --> 01:44:09,398 ♪ This is it ♪ 2121 01:44:09,398 --> 01:44:10,785 ♪ Hit the brake ♪ 2122 01:44:10,785 --> 01:44:14,996 ♪ Call it all my mistake ♪ 2123 01:44:14,996 --> 01:44:19,083 ♪ Long as you let me go ♪ 2124 01:44:19,083 --> 01:44:20,508 ♪ You need help ♪ 2125 01:44:20,508 --> 01:44:22,277 ♪ I can't provide ♪ 2126 01:44:22,277 --> 01:44:25,864 ♪ I'm not Bonnie You're not Clyde ♪ 2127 01:44:25,864 --> 01:44:30,254 ♪ It's not too late I'm getting straight ♪ 2128 01:44:30,254 --> 01:44:36,808 ♪ I say no ♪ 2129 01:44:36,808 --> 01:44:38,206 ♪ Blame your childhood ♪ 2130 01:44:38,206 --> 01:44:39,556 ♪ Blame your dad ♪ 2131 01:44:39,556 --> 01:44:41,964 ♪ Blame the life you never had ♪ 2132 01:44:41,964 --> 01:44:47,729 ♪ But hurting people That's your choice, my friend ♪ 2133 01:44:47,729 --> 01:44:50,602 ♪ 'Cause I believe That love will win ♪ 2134 01:44:50,602 --> 01:44:55,077 ♪ And hate will earn you Nothing in the end ♪ 2135 01:44:55,077 --> 01:44:56,762 ♪ This is the end-- ♪ 2136 01:44:56,762 --> 01:44:58,612 But I love you. 2137 01:44:58,612 --> 01:44:59,946 Dude. 2138 01:45:00,814 --> 01:45:02,181 ♪ This is it ♪ 2139 01:45:02,181 --> 01:45:04,791 ♪ I won't cry starting now ♪ 2140 01:45:04,791 --> 01:45:07,706 ♪ I will try to pay back ♪ 2141 01:45:07,706 --> 01:45:11,802 ♪ All the karma I owe ♪ 2142 01:45:11,802 --> 01:45:14,633 ♪ Start again, somewhere new ♪ 2143 01:45:14,633 --> 01:45:18,675 ♪ Far from cool guys like you ♪ 2144 01:45:18,675 --> 01:45:25,721 ♪ So goodbye 'cause now I ♪ 2145 01:45:25,721 --> 01:45:29,550 ♪ I say no ♪ 2146 01:45:29,550 --> 01:45:35,156 ♪ Just in time, I say no ♪ 2147 01:45:35,156 --> 01:45:38,568 ♪ Somehow I'm saying no ♪ 2148 01:45:39,662 --> 01:45:42,396 ♪ Just say no ♪ 2149 01:45:42,397 --> 01:45:48,620 ♪ I say no ♪ 2150 01:45:48,620 --> 01:45:49,829 ♪ No! ♪ 2151 01:45:49,829 --> 01:45:53,291 [cheers and applause] 2152 01:46:18,193 --> 01:46:20,802 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2153 01:46:20,802 --> 01:46:22,894 ♪ Girls ready for the big game ♪ 2154 01:46:22,894 --> 01:46:25,598 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2155 01:46:25,598 --> 01:46:27,577 ♪ Let's get psyched! ♪ 2156 01:46:27,577 --> 01:46:29,727 ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg ♪ 2157 01:46:29,727 --> 01:46:31,896 ♪ Tell me what's that sound? ♪ 2158 01:46:31,896 --> 01:46:34,107 ♪ Here comes Westerburg ♪ 2159 01:46:34,107 --> 01:46:36,609 ♪ Comin' to put you In the ground! ♪ 2160 01:46:36,609 --> 01:46:38,800 ♪ Go, go, Westerburg ♪ 2161 01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:40,738 ♪ Give a great big yell ♪ 2162 01:46:40,738 --> 01:46:43,032 ♪ Westerburg Will knock you out ♪ 2163 01:46:43,032 --> 01:46:46,244 ♪ And send you Straight to hell! ♪ 2164 01:46:53,467 --> 01:46:57,179 I now know thee, thou clear spirit. 2165 01:46:57,180 --> 01:46:59,072 That's from Moby Dick. 2166 01:46:59,073 --> 01:47:01,269 I appreciate a well-read woman. 2167 01:47:02,051 --> 01:47:03,886 What's in the envelope? 2168 01:47:06,404 --> 01:47:07,739 Oh, shit. 2169 01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:08,991 And just a reminder that 2170 01:47:08,992 --> 01:47:12,738 at one time around age six, I'm guessing, 2171 01:47:12,739 --> 01:47:15,458 you and Martha Dunnstock were friends. 2172 01:47:15,459 --> 01:47:17,126 Where did you get these? 2173 01:47:17,127 --> 01:47:19,274 Did Veronica give them to you? 2174 01:47:19,275 --> 01:47:20,766 What do you want? 2175 01:47:20,767 --> 01:47:22,393 Money? 2176 01:47:22,394 --> 01:47:23,437 A favor. 2177 01:47:23,438 --> 01:47:25,581 [scoffs] No way. 2178 01:47:25,582 --> 01:47:27,389 Well, I love this one of you and Martha 2179 01:47:27,390 --> 01:47:29,546 in the bathtub together. 2180 01:47:32,307 --> 01:47:34,642 Those photos are ancient history. 2181 01:47:34,642 --> 01:47:36,144 Nobody cares about the past. 2182 01:47:36,144 --> 01:47:39,719 Nobody cares about Martha Dumptruck. 2183 01:47:39,719 --> 01:47:43,234 [dramatic music playing] 2184 01:47:53,969 --> 01:47:58,733 ♪ There was a boy I met in kindergarten ♪ 2185 01:47:58,733 --> 01:48:03,229 ♪ He was sweet He said that I was smart ♪ 2186 01:48:03,229 --> 01:48:07,608 ♪ He was good at sports And people liked him ♪ 2187 01:48:07,608 --> 01:48:11,710 ♪ And at nap time Once we shared a mat ♪ 2188 01:48:11,710 --> 01:48:13,393 ♪ I didn't sleep ♪ 2189 01:48:13,393 --> 01:48:16,575 ♪ I sat And watched him breathing ♪ 2190 01:48:16,575 --> 01:48:20,871 ♪ Watched him dream For nearly half an hour ♪ 2191 01:48:20,871 --> 01:48:25,118 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2192 01:48:25,118 --> 01:48:27,420 ♪ Then, he woke up ♪ 2193 01:48:29,476 --> 01:48:33,800 ♪ He pulled a scab off One time playing kickball ♪ 2194 01:48:33,801 --> 01:48:38,097 ♪ Kissed me quick Then pressed it in my hand ♪ 2195 01:48:38,097 --> 01:48:42,643 ♪ I took that scab And put it in a locket ♪ 2196 01:48:42,643 --> 01:48:46,814 ♪ All year long I wore it near my heart ♪ 2197 01:48:46,814 --> 01:48:51,393 ♪ He didn't care If I was thin or pretty ♪ 2198 01:48:51,393 --> 01:48:55,448 ♪ And he was mine Until we hit first grade ♪ 2199 01:48:55,448 --> 01:48:59,830 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2200 01:48:59,831 --> 01:49:02,162 ♪ Then, he woke up ♪ 2201 01:49:03,873 --> 01:49:08,512 ♪ Last night I dreamed A horse with wings ♪ 2202 01:49:08,512 --> 01:49:12,743 ♪ Flew down into my homeroom ♪ 2203 01:49:12,743 --> 01:49:17,397 ♪ On its back there he sat ♪ 2204 01:49:17,397 --> 01:49:21,237 ♪ And he held out his arms ♪ 2205 01:49:21,237 --> 01:49:25,352 ♪ So we sailed above the gym ♪ 2206 01:49:25,352 --> 01:49:29,885 ♪ Across the faculty Parking lot ♪ 2207 01:49:29,885 --> 01:49:34,554 ♪ My kindergarten boyfriend ♪ 2208 01:49:34,554 --> 01:49:38,364 ♪ And I ♪ 2209 01:49:38,364 --> 01:49:42,745 ♪ And a horse with wings ♪ 2210 01:49:42,745 --> 01:49:47,124 ♪ Now we're all grown up And we know better ♪ 2211 01:49:47,124 --> 01:49:51,253 ♪ Now we recognize The way things are ♪ 2212 01:49:51,253 --> 01:49:55,674 ♪ Certain boys Are just for kindergarten ♪ 2213 01:49:55,674 --> 01:50:00,554 ♪ Certain girls Are meant to be alone ♪ 2214 01:50:13,943 --> 01:50:19,198 ♪ But I believe That any dream worth having ♪ 2215 01:50:19,198 --> 01:50:23,327 ♪ Is a dream That should not have to end ♪ 2216 01:50:23,327 --> 01:50:27,665 ♪ So I'll build A dream that I can live in ♪ 2217 01:50:27,665 --> 01:50:34,312 ♪ And this time I'm never waking up ♪ 2218 01:50:34,313 --> 01:50:38,734 ♪ And we'll soar Above the trees ♪ 2219 01:50:38,734 --> 01:50:43,197 ♪ Over cars and croquet lawns ♪ 2220 01:50:43,197 --> 01:50:47,827 ♪ Past the church and the lake ♪ 2221 01:50:47,827 --> 01:50:52,164 ♪ And the tri-county mall ♪ 2222 01:50:52,164 --> 01:50:56,752 ♪ We will fly through the dawn ♪ 2223 01:50:56,752 --> 01:51:04,156 ♪ To a new kindergarten ♪ 2224 01:51:06,714 --> 01:51:09,972 ♪ Where nap time ♪ 2225 01:51:09,972 --> 01:51:16,464 ♪ Is centuries long ♪ 2226 01:51:16,464 --> 01:51:20,810 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2227 01:51:20,810 --> 01:51:25,060 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2228 01:51:25,060 --> 01:51:31,537 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2229 01:51:32,014 --> 01:51:38,794 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2230 01:51:41,297 --> 01:51:44,508 [cheers and applause] 2231 01:51:48,174 --> 01:51:51,636 [upbeat music playing] 2232 01:51:58,485 --> 01:52:00,529 Martha wasn't in home room today. 2233 01:52:00,529 --> 01:52:02,552 Well, did you try calling her house? 2234 01:52:02,552 --> 01:52:05,534 Yeah. It just goes straight to her answering machine. 2235 01:52:05,534 --> 01:52:07,953 Where the hell could she be? Hey, guys. 2236 01:52:07,953 --> 01:52:09,389 Missed you off after third period. 2237 01:52:09,389 --> 01:52:12,416 Oh, we were avoiding you 'cause you're a terrible person. 2238 01:52:12,416 --> 01:52:13,375 Fine. 2239 01:52:13,375 --> 01:52:14,626 Skip the foreplay. 2240 01:52:14,626 --> 01:52:16,336 Sign this. What is it? 2241 01:52:16,336 --> 01:52:19,216 It's a petition to have MTV throw a spring break blowout 2242 01:52:19,216 --> 01:52:21,200 to help raise suicide awareness. 2243 01:52:21,200 --> 01:52:23,135 I got everybody to sign it. 2244 01:52:23,135 --> 01:52:25,258 People love me. [chuckles] 2245 01:52:25,258 --> 01:52:27,200 I'm gonna make an inspirational speech about it 2246 01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:28,633 at the pep rally tonight. 2247 01:52:28,633 --> 01:52:30,733 Oh, count me out. 2248 01:52:30,733 --> 01:52:32,936 Don't pop a tampon, Veronica. 2249 01:52:32,936 --> 01:52:34,813 It was your boyfriend's idea. 2250 01:52:34,813 --> 01:52:38,631 Hmm, the plot thickens. 2251 01:52:38,631 --> 01:52:39,506 JD? 2252 01:52:39,506 --> 01:52:41,939 He made up the signature sheet and everything. 2253 01:52:41,939 --> 01:52:43,823 Did you hurt your finger, Veronica? 2254 01:52:43,823 --> 01:52:46,366 Because I noticed you still haven't dialed the cops. 2255 01:52:46,366 --> 01:52:48,035 Look, I don't know what JD is up to, 2256 01:52:48,035 --> 01:52:50,304 but if you know what's good for you, 2257 01:52:50,304 --> 01:52:52,080 you'll throw that clipboard away. 2258 01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:53,214 Not a chance. 2259 01:52:53,214 --> 01:52:55,648 This is very important work we're doing. 2260 01:52:55,648 --> 01:52:58,741 I mean, now, Martha Dumptruck. 2261 01:52:58,741 --> 01:53:00,183 Where does it end? 2262 01:53:00,183 --> 01:53:01,673 What about Martha? 2263 01:53:01,673 --> 01:53:03,300 They haven't announced it yet. 2264 01:53:03,300 --> 01:53:04,801 But I hear last night, 2265 01:53:04,801 --> 01:53:07,804 she did a belly flop off the Mill Creek Bridge 2266 01:53:07,804 --> 01:53:09,556 holding a suicide note. 2267 01:53:09,556 --> 01:53:10,591 Oh, my God. 2268 01:53:10,591 --> 01:53:12,512 I wonder what was upsetting her! 2269 01:53:12,512 --> 01:53:13,893 Is she alive? 2270 01:53:13,893 --> 01:53:15,627 Just some broken bones. 2271 01:53:15,627 --> 01:53:18,514 Yet another geek trying to imitate the popular people 2272 01:53:18,514 --> 01:53:21,026 and failing miserably. 2273 01:53:21,944 --> 01:53:23,458 ♪ Yo, girl ♪ 2274 01:53:23,458 --> 01:53:24,905 ♪ Keep it together ♪ 2275 01:53:24,905 --> 01:53:28,281 ♪ I knew you would come far ♪ 2276 01:53:28,281 --> 01:53:31,427 ♪ Now you're truly a Heather ♪ 2277 01:53:31,427 --> 01:53:35,207 ♪ Smell how gangsta you are ♪ 2278 01:53:35,207 --> 01:53:37,709 Martha, I'm so sorry! 2279 01:53:38,460 --> 01:53:40,073 ♪ Yo, girl ♪ 2280 01:53:40,073 --> 01:53:41,527 ♪ Feel a bit punchy? ♪ 2281 01:53:41,527 --> 01:53:44,716 ♪ What's that Fruit stone you sell? ♪ 2282 01:53:44,716 --> 01:53:48,012 ♪ Now, you've earned That red scrunchie ♪ 2283 01:53:48,012 --> 01:53:51,070 ♪ Come join Heather in hell! ♪ 2284 01:53:51,070 --> 01:53:52,927 Where have you been? Oh, we've been worried sick! 2285 01:53:52,927 --> 01:53:54,351 Your friend JD stopped by. 2286 01:53:54,351 --> 01:53:56,268 He told us everything. Everything? 2287 01:53:56,268 --> 01:53:58,354 Your depression, your thoughts of suicide. 2288 01:53:58,354 --> 01:54:01,789 He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick. 2289 01:54:01,789 --> 01:54:03,866 This is not my handwriting. 2290 01:54:03,866 --> 01:54:05,843 I've been on the phone all morning. 2291 01:54:05,843 --> 01:54:07,662 He's one step ahead of everybody. 2292 01:54:07,662 --> 01:54:09,324 There's a doctor in Cleveland. 2293 01:54:09,324 --> 01:54:10,635 Your parents, the police. 2294 01:54:10,635 --> 01:54:11,994 We'd like you to talk with him. 2295 01:54:11,994 --> 01:54:14,204 He's thought of everything, Veronica. 2296 01:54:14,204 --> 01:54:16,766 What kind of doctor? Psychiatric. 2297 01:54:16,766 --> 01:54:18,333 Leonard! What? 2298 01:54:18,333 --> 01:54:20,058 ♪ Guess who's Right down the block ♪ 2299 01:54:20,058 --> 01:54:21,920 You're being manipulated! 2300 01:54:21,920 --> 01:54:23,808 ♪ Guess who's Climbing the stairs ♪ 2301 01:54:23,808 --> 01:54:25,408 There's no shame in getting help. 2302 01:54:25,408 --> 01:54:27,258 ♪ Guess who's picking the lock ♪ 2303 01:54:27,258 --> 01:54:28,677 I am not the problem. 2304 01:54:28,677 --> 01:54:29,743 ♪ Time's up! ♪ 2305 01:54:29,743 --> 01:54:31,552 ♪ Go say your prayers! ♪ 2306 01:54:32,518 --> 01:54:34,402 ♪ Veronica's running on Running on fumes now ♪ 2307 01:54:34,402 --> 01:54:36,143 ♪ Veronica's totally fried ♪ 2308 01:54:36,143 --> 01:54:38,270 ♪ Veronica's gotta be Tripping on shrooms now ♪ 2309 01:54:38,270 --> 01:54:40,063 ♪ Thinking that she can hide ♪ 2310 01:54:40,063 --> 01:54:42,107 ♪ Veronica's done for There's no doubt now ♪ 2311 01:54:42,107 --> 01:54:43,734 ♪ Notify next of kin! ♪ 2312 01:54:43,734 --> 01:54:45,861 ♪ Veronica's trying To keep him out now ♪ 2313 01:54:45,861 --> 01:54:47,325 ♪ Too late! He got in! ♪ 2314 01:54:47,325 --> 01:54:48,780 Knock! Knock! 2315 01:54:48,780 --> 01:54:50,240 Sorry to come in through the window! 2316 01:54:50,240 --> 01:54:51,960 Dreadful etiquette, I know! 2317 01:54:51,960 --> 01:54:53,177 Get out of my house! 2318 01:54:53,177 --> 01:54:54,494 Hiding in the closet? 2319 01:54:54,494 --> 01:54:55,885 Come on, unlock the door. 2320 01:54:55,885 --> 01:54:56,955 I'll scream. 2321 01:54:56,955 --> 01:54:58,210 My parents will call the police. 2322 01:54:58,210 --> 01:54:59,452 All is forgiven, baby. 2323 01:54:59,453 --> 01:55:00,784 Come on out and get dressed. 2324 01:55:00,785 --> 01:55:02,568 You're my date to the pep rally tonight. 2325 01:55:02,568 --> 01:55:03,962 What? Why? 2326 01:55:03,962 --> 01:55:06,298 Our classmates thought they were signing a petition. 2327 01:55:06,298 --> 01:55:10,469 You got to come out here and see what they really signed. 2328 01:55:10,469 --> 01:55:13,013 ♪ You chucked me out Like I was trash ♪ 2329 01:55:13,013 --> 01:55:14,723 ♪ For that you should be dead ♪ 2330 01:55:14,723 --> 01:55:15,862 ♪ But! But! But! ♪ 2331 01:55:15,862 --> 01:55:18,212 ♪ Then it hit me like a flash ♪ 2332 01:55:18,212 --> 01:55:21,021 ♪ What if high school Went away instead? ♪ 2333 01:55:21,021 --> 01:55:22,983 ♪ Those assholes are the key! ♪ 2334 01:55:22,983 --> 01:55:25,283 ♪ They're keeping you Away from me! ♪ 2335 01:55:25,283 --> 01:55:27,653 ♪ They made you blind Messed up your mind ♪ 2336 01:55:27,653 --> 01:55:30,030 ♪ But I can set you free! ♪ 2337 01:55:30,030 --> 01:55:32,366 ♪ You left me and I fell apart ♪ 2338 01:55:32,366 --> 01:55:34,529 ♪ I punched the wall and cried ♪ 2339 01:55:34,529 --> 01:55:35,479 Bam! Bam! Bam! 2340 01:55:35,479 --> 01:55:37,687 ♪ Then I found you changed My heart ♪ 2341 01:55:37,687 --> 01:55:40,643 ♪ And set loose all this Truthful shit inside! ♪ 2342 01:55:40,643 --> 01:55:42,620 ♪ And so I built a bomb ♪ 2343 01:55:42,620 --> 01:55:44,912 ♪ Tonight our school Is Vietnam ♪ 2344 01:55:44,912 --> 01:55:49,429 ♪ Let's guarantee they Never see their senior prom! ♪ 2345 01:55:49,429 --> 01:55:53,787 ♪ I was meant to be yours ♪ 2346 01:55:53,787 --> 01:55:58,052 ♪ We were meant to be one ♪ 2347 01:55:58,052 --> 01:56:02,262 ♪ Don't give up on me now ♪ 2348 01:56:02,262 --> 01:56:06,400 ♪ Finish what we've begun ♪ 2349 01:56:06,400 --> 01:56:10,745 ♪ I was meant to be yours ♪ 2350 01:56:10,745 --> 01:56:13,198 ♪ So when the high school gym Goes boom ♪ 2351 01:56:13,198 --> 01:56:15,867 ♪ With everyone inside Pchw! Pchw! Pchw! ♪ 2352 01:56:15,867 --> 01:56:17,977 ♪ In the rubble of their tomb ♪ 2353 01:56:17,977 --> 01:56:21,843 ♪ We'll plant this note Explaining why they died! ♪ 2354 01:56:21,843 --> 01:56:25,554 ♪ We, the students Of Westerburg High will die ♪ 2355 01:56:25,554 --> 01:56:28,941 ♪ Our burnt bodies may Finally get through to you ♪ 2356 01:56:28,941 --> 01:56:31,967 ♪ Your society churns Out slaves and blanks ♪ 2357 01:56:31,967 --> 01:56:33,025 ♪ No thanks ♪ 2358 01:56:33,025 --> 01:56:36,179 ♪ Signed the Students Of Westerburg High ♪ 2359 01:56:36,179 --> 01:56:37,547 ♪ Goodbye! ♪ 2360 01:56:37,547 --> 01:56:40,114 ♪ We'll watch the smoke Pour out the doors ♪ 2361 01:56:40,114 --> 01:56:42,693 ♪ Bring marshmallows We'll make s'mores! ♪ 2362 01:56:42,693 --> 01:56:47,660 ♪ We can smile and cuddle While the fire roars! ♪ 2363 01:56:47,660 --> 01:56:51,875 ♪ I was meant to be yours ♪ 2364 01:56:51,875 --> 01:56:55,907 ♪ We were meant to be one ♪ 2365 01:56:55,907 --> 01:57:00,162 ♪ I can't make it alone ♪ 2366 01:57:00,162 --> 01:57:04,250 ♪ Finish what we've begun ♪ 2367 01:57:04,250 --> 01:57:07,656 ♪ You were meant to be mine ♪ 2368 01:57:07,656 --> 01:57:11,183 ♪ I am all that you need ♪ 2369 01:57:11,183 --> 01:57:14,710 ♪ You carved open my heart ♪ 2370 01:57:14,710 --> 01:57:18,062 ♪ Can't just leave me to bleed ♪ 2371 01:57:18,062 --> 01:57:20,395 ♪ Veronica! Open the-- Open the door, please ♪ 2372 01:57:20,395 --> 01:57:22,137 ♪ Veronica, open the door ♪ 2373 01:57:22,137 --> 01:57:24,504 ♪ Veronica, can we not fight Anymore, please? ♪ 2374 01:57:24,504 --> 01:57:26,304 ♪ Can we not fight anymore? ♪ 2375 01:57:26,304 --> 01:57:28,704 ♪ Veronica, sure, you're scared I've been there ♪ 2376 01:57:28,704 --> 01:57:30,422 ♪ I can set you free! ♪ 2377 01:57:30,422 --> 01:57:32,750 ♪ Veronica, don't make me Come in there! ♪ 2378 01:57:32,750 --> 01:57:35,000 ♪ I'm gonna count to three! ♪ 2379 01:57:35,000 --> 01:57:37,483 ♪ One! Two! Fuck it! ♪ 2380 01:57:37,483 --> 01:57:41,036 [vocalizing] 2381 01:57:44,623 --> 01:57:46,625 [JD] Veronica! 2382 01:57:47,484 --> 01:57:49,694 Oh, God... 2383 01:57:49,695 --> 01:57:51,030 No. 2384 01:57:53,689 --> 01:57:59,800 ♪ Please don't leave me alone ♪ 2385 01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:06,102 ♪ You were all I could trust ♪ 2386 01:58:06,102 --> 01:58:12,056 ♪ I can't do this alone ♪ 2387 01:58:12,056 --> 01:58:19,441 ♪ Still I will if I must! ♪ 2388 01:58:19,442 --> 01:58:22,369 [Mrs. Sawyer] Veronica, I made you a snack. 2389 01:58:22,369 --> 01:58:25,812 Veronica. [screaming] 2390 01:58:25,812 --> 01:58:28,152 No, mom, I'm fine. I'm fine. It was just a j-- 2391 01:58:28,153 --> 01:58:29,894 A joke. 2392 01:58:29,895 --> 01:58:32,029 It's not funny. 2393 01:58:32,029 --> 01:58:33,588 I love you, Mom. [Mr. Sawyer] Huh? 2394 01:58:33,588 --> 01:58:35,048 What's with all the screaming? 2395 01:58:35,048 --> 01:58:38,885 [whimpering] It was Veronica. I found her in the-- 2396 01:58:38,885 --> 01:58:42,013 Veronica? Where did she go? Veronica? 2397 01:58:42,013 --> 01:58:45,222 What? 2398 01:58:45,222 --> 01:58:49,106 ♪ I wanted someone strong Who could protect me ♪ 2399 01:58:49,106 --> 01:58:52,941 ♪ I let his anger fester And infect me ♪ 2400 01:58:52,941 --> 01:58:55,139 ♪ His solution is a lie ♪ 2401 01:58:55,139 --> 01:58:58,064 ♪ No one here deserves To die except for me ♪ 2402 01:58:58,064 --> 01:59:01,533 ♪ And the monster I created ♪ 2403 01:59:01,533 --> 01:59:03,645 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 2404 01:59:03,645 --> 01:59:06,095 ♪ Heads up, JD I'm a dead girl walking! ♪ 2405 01:59:06,095 --> 01:59:08,037 ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2406 01:59:08,037 --> 01:59:10,500 ♪ Can't hide from me I'm a dead girl walkin'! ♪ 2407 01:59:10,500 --> 01:59:12,335 [All] ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2408 01:59:12,335 --> 01:59:14,537 ♪ And there's your final bell ♪ [school bell rings] 2409 01:59:14,537 --> 01:59:16,895 ♪ It's one more dance And then farewell ♪ 2410 01:59:16,895 --> 01:59:18,592 ♪ Cheek to cheek in hell ♪ 2411 01:59:18,592 --> 01:59:23,797 ♪ With a dead girl walkin'! ♪ 2412 01:59:23,797 --> 01:59:26,308 [vocalizing] 2413 01:59:26,308 --> 01:59:30,877 ♪ Yo, Rottweilers! ♪ [vocalizing] 2414 01:59:30,877 --> 01:59:33,395 ♪ Here we go Here we go now! ♪ 2415 01:59:33,395 --> 01:59:37,622 Veronica, Jason Dean told us you just committed suicide! 2416 01:59:37,622 --> 01:59:39,154 Well, he's wrong about a lot of things. 2417 01:59:39,154 --> 01:59:41,323 Well, I threw together a lovely tribute, 2418 01:59:41,323 --> 01:59:43,199 especially given the short notice. 2419 01:59:43,199 --> 01:59:44,797 Ms. Fleming, what's under the gym? 2420 01:59:44,797 --> 01:59:46,369 The boiler room. That's it! 2421 01:59:46,369 --> 01:59:48,496 [Ms. Fleming] Veronica, what's going on? 2422 01:59:48,496 --> 01:59:50,043 ♪ Got no time to talk ♪ 2423 01:59:50,043 --> 01:59:55,310 ♪ I'm a dead girl walkin'! ♪ [All] ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2424 01:59:55,310 --> 01:59:57,437 ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2425 01:59:57,437 --> 01:59:59,620 ♪ Tell me what's that sound? ♪ 2426 01:59:59,620 --> 02:00:01,729 ♪ Here comes Westerburg ♪ 2427 02:00:01,729 --> 02:00:03,920 ♪ Comin' to put you In the ground! ♪ 2428 02:00:03,920 --> 02:00:06,137 ♪ Go, go, Westerburg! ♪ 2429 02:00:06,137 --> 02:00:08,285 ♪ Give a great big yell! ♪ 2430 02:00:08,285 --> 02:00:10,377 ♪ Westerburg Will knock you out ♪ 2431 02:00:10,377 --> 02:00:12,260 ♪ And send you Straight to hell! ♪ 2432 02:00:12,260 --> 02:00:15,479 [suspenseful music playing] 2433 02:00:15,479 --> 02:00:19,903 [timebomb beeping] 2434 02:00:24,927 --> 02:00:27,702 A Norwegian in the boiler room? 2435 02:00:27,702 --> 02:00:29,552 Just like your dad. 2436 02:00:29,552 --> 02:00:30,543 Huh? 2437 02:00:30,544 --> 02:00:33,722 And here I thought you'd lost your taste for faking suicides. 2438 02:00:33,722 --> 02:00:35,339 Step away from the bomb. 2439 02:00:35,339 --> 02:00:36,922 What? This little thing? 2440 02:00:36,922 --> 02:00:38,505 I'd hardly call that a bomb. 2441 02:00:38,505 --> 02:00:40,173 No. This is to trigger the packs of thermals 2442 02:00:40,173 --> 02:00:41,758 upstairs in the gym. 2443 02:00:41,758 --> 02:00:43,820 Now, those are bombs. 2444 02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:45,914 People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, 2445 02:00:45,914 --> 02:00:48,056 "Now there's a school that self-destructed not because 2446 02:00:48,056 --> 02:00:52,616 society didn't care, but because that school was society. 2447 02:00:52,616 --> 02:00:54,550 You know the only place at Heathers and Marthas 2448 02:00:54,550 --> 02:00:57,033 can truly get along is in Heaven! 2449 02:00:57,033 --> 02:00:59,985 ♪ I wish your mom Had been a little stronger ♪ 2450 02:00:59,985 --> 02:01:01,403 Don't talk about my mom! 2451 02:01:01,403 --> 02:01:04,823 ♪ I wish she stayed Around a little longer ♪ 2452 02:01:04,823 --> 02:01:05,733 Stop! 2453 02:01:05,733 --> 02:01:07,450 ♪ I wish your dad were good! ♪ 2454 02:01:07,450 --> 02:01:09,828 ♪ I wish grown-ups understood! ♪ 2455 02:01:09,828 --> 02:01:11,139 ♪ I wish we met before ♪ 2456 02:01:11,139 --> 02:01:13,689 ♪ They convinced your life is war! ♪ 2457 02:01:13,689 --> 02:01:15,417 ♪ I wish you'd come with me ♪ 2458 02:01:15,417 --> 02:01:17,585 ♪ I wish I had more TNT! ♪ 2459 02:01:17,585 --> 02:01:19,004 [grunts] 2460 02:01:20,139 --> 02:01:22,329 [All] ♪ Hey, yo, Westerburg! ♪ 2461 02:01:22,329 --> 02:01:24,525 ♪ Tell me what's that sound? ♪ 2462 02:01:24,525 --> 02:01:26,375 ♪ Here comes Westerburg ♪ 2463 02:01:26,375 --> 02:01:28,691 ♪ Comin' to put you In the ground! ♪ 2464 02:01:28,691 --> 02:01:30,641 ♪ Go, go, Westerburg! ♪ 2465 02:01:30,641 --> 02:01:32,691 ♪ Give a great big yell! ♪ 2466 02:01:32,691 --> 02:01:34,581 ♪ Westerburg Will knock you out ♪ 2467 02:01:34,581 --> 02:01:36,031 ♪ And send you straight to-- ♪ 2468 02:01:36,031 --> 02:01:37,985 [gunshot] 2469 02:01:37,986 --> 02:01:40,280 [grunting] 2470 02:01:40,281 --> 02:01:43,284 [timebomb beeping] 2471 02:01:46,573 --> 02:01:49,141 Was it good for you? 2472 02:01:49,141 --> 02:01:50,326 [grunts] 2473 02:01:50,326 --> 02:01:53,018 Kind of sucked for me. 2474 02:01:53,018 --> 02:01:55,040 [dramatic music playing] 2475 02:01:55,040 --> 02:01:57,542 It's over, JD. 2476 02:01:57,542 --> 02:01:59,489 Which wire do I pull? 2477 02:01:59,490 --> 02:02:01,379 Which wire? 2478 02:02:04,775 --> 02:02:06,552 Everybody get out. 2479 02:02:06,552 --> 02:02:09,629 There's a bomb! We got to evacuate. 2480 02:02:09,629 --> 02:02:11,598 Hello? [grunts] 2481 02:02:11,598 --> 02:02:12,652 Can anybody hear me? 2482 02:02:12,652 --> 02:02:14,768 I don't know how much time we've got left. 2483 02:02:17,277 --> 02:02:20,440 Move the trigger bomb far enough away. 2484 02:02:20,440 --> 02:02:23,187 It can't set off the thermals, right? 2485 02:02:23,187 --> 02:02:24,444 Right? 2486 02:02:24,444 --> 02:02:27,864 [dramatic music playing] 2487 02:02:31,183 --> 02:02:34,812 [Veronica grunting] 2488 02:02:39,308 --> 02:02:42,355 Dear Diary [grunting] 2489 02:02:42,356 --> 02:02:44,630 I still believe there's good in everyone 2490 02:02:44,631 --> 02:02:47,759 [grunting] even the worst of us. 2491 02:02:47,759 --> 02:02:49,552 I believe we're all worth saving and I guess 2492 02:02:49,552 --> 02:02:52,672 that's a belief I'm willing to die for. 2493 02:02:52,673 --> 02:02:55,445 [grunting] 2494 02:02:55,445 --> 02:02:58,061 You'll never make it in time, 2495 02:02:58,686 --> 02:02:59,938 not on that ankle. 2496 02:02:59,938 --> 02:03:03,358 [whimpering] How much further? 2497 02:03:03,359 --> 02:03:06,059 Middle of the football field should do it. 2498 02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:08,154 Here, let me take it the rest of the way. 2499 02:03:08,154 --> 02:03:10,406 No. It's a trick. 2500 02:03:10,406 --> 02:03:12,525 You flatter me. [grunting] 2501 02:03:12,525 --> 02:03:14,119 But no. 2502 02:03:14,119 --> 02:03:17,247 Look at me, I'm done for. 2503 02:03:17,247 --> 02:03:20,208 And I'm not gonna let you die like my mom. 2504 02:03:22,127 --> 02:03:24,254 I am damaged. 2505 02:03:25,130 --> 02:03:27,864 But you're different. 2506 02:03:27,864 --> 02:03:31,181 ♪ You are the one We ought to spare ♪ 2507 02:03:31,181 --> 02:03:35,333 ♪ God knows why you Wanna save them ♪ 2508 02:03:35,333 --> 02:03:38,483 ♪ but you beat me Fair and square ♪ 2509 02:03:38,483 --> 02:03:41,146 ♪ Please stand back now ♪ 2510 02:03:43,279 --> 02:03:45,206 ♪ A little further ♪ 2511 02:03:45,206 --> 02:03:48,069 ♪ Don't know What this thing will do ♪ 2512 02:03:48,069 --> 02:03:49,654 ♪ Hope you'll miss me ♪ 2513 02:03:49,654 --> 02:03:51,281 ♪ Wish you'd kiss me ♪ 2514 02:03:51,281 --> 02:03:55,201 ♪ Then you'd know I worship you ♪ 2515 02:03:55,201 --> 02:03:56,870 ♪ I'll trade my life for yours ♪ 2516 02:03:56,870 --> 02:04:00,010 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ ♪ And once I disappear ♪ 2517 02:04:00,010 --> 02:04:02,856 [Veronica] ♪ Wait, hold on ♪ ♪ Clean up the mess down here ♪ 2518 02:04:02,856 --> 02:04:07,012 ♪ Not this way ♪ 2519 02:04:07,012 --> 02:04:09,939 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 2520 02:04:09,939 --> 02:04:13,136 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 2521 02:04:13,136 --> 02:04:16,000 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 2522 02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:21,895 ♪ Our love is God! ♪ 2523 02:04:23,277 --> 02:04:25,637 ♪ Say hi to God! ♪ 2524 02:04:25,637 --> 02:04:29,235 [explosion] 2525 02:04:33,747 --> 02:04:37,866 [students coughing] 2526 02:04:37,866 --> 02:04:42,207 Whoa, they're saying a gas line exploded. 2527 02:04:42,207 --> 02:04:44,542 [panting] 2528 02:04:44,542 --> 02:04:46,711 Hey, where have you been? 2529 02:04:46,711 --> 02:04:49,047 Fleming told us you've killed yourself. 2530 02:04:49,047 --> 02:04:50,533 You look like hell. 2531 02:04:50,533 --> 02:04:53,176 Yeah. Well, I just got back. 2532 02:04:53,176 --> 02:04:55,312 Hey, what are you doing? 2533 02:04:55,312 --> 02:04:56,814 ♪ Listen up, folks ♪ 2534 02:04:56,814 --> 02:04:58,247 ♪ War is over ♪ 2535 02:04:58,247 --> 02:05:00,814 ♪ Brand new sheriffs Come to town ♪ 2536 02:05:00,814 --> 02:05:03,592 ♪ We are done with acting evil ♪ 2537 02:05:03,593 --> 02:05:06,137 ♪ We will lay our weapons down ♪ 2538 02:05:06,137 --> 02:05:07,648 ♪ We're all damaged ♪ 2539 02:05:07,648 --> 02:05:09,067 ♪ We're all frightened ♪ 2540 02:05:09,067 --> 02:05:11,531 ♪ We're all freaks But that's all right ♪ 2541 02:05:11,531 --> 02:05:14,502 ♪ We'll endure it We'll survive it ♪ 2542 02:05:14,502 --> 02:05:19,994 ♪ Martha Are you free tonight? ♪ 2543 02:05:20,926 --> 02:05:23,554 [crowd laughing] 2544 02:05:43,559 --> 02:05:45,395 What? 2545 02:05:45,395 --> 02:05:51,526 My date for the pep rally kind of blew... me off. 2546 02:05:52,529 --> 02:05:54,988 I was wondering if you weren't doing anything tonight, 2547 02:05:54,988 --> 02:05:57,620 you might wanna pop some Jiffy Pop, 2548 02:05:57,620 --> 02:06:03,552 rent some new releases, something with a happy ending? 2549 02:06:03,997 --> 02:06:07,893 Are there any happy endings? 2550 02:06:07,893 --> 02:06:11,054 ♪ I can't promise No more Heathers ♪ 2551 02:06:11,054 --> 02:06:13,943 ♪ High school may not ever end ♪ 2552 02:06:13,943 --> 02:06:15,922 ♪ Still, I miss you ♪ 2553 02:06:15,922 --> 02:06:20,263 ♪ I'd be honored If you'd let me be your friend ♪ 2554 02:06:20,263 --> 02:06:22,473 ♪ My friend ♪ 2555 02:06:22,473 --> 02:06:28,837 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 2556 02:06:28,837 --> 02:06:34,958 ♪ We can learn how to chill ♪ 2557 02:06:34,958 --> 02:06:38,558 ♪ If no one loves me now ♪ 2558 02:06:38,558 --> 02:06:44,203 ♪ Someday somebody will ♪ 2559 02:06:44,203 --> 02:06:49,097 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 2560 02:06:49,097 --> 02:06:53,458 ♪ Help us to make things right ♪ 2561 02:06:53,458 --> 02:06:56,335 ♪ We want a better world ♪ 2562 02:06:56,335 --> 02:07:00,706 ♪ So why not start tonight! ♪ 2563 02:07:00,706 --> 02:07:04,500 ♪ Let's go be 17 ♪ 2564 02:07:04,500 --> 02:07:08,060 ♪ Take off our shoes and dance ♪ 2565 02:07:08,060 --> 02:07:10,493 ♪ Act like we're all Still kids ♪ 2566 02:07:10,493 --> 02:07:14,927 ♪ 'Cause this could be Our final chance! ♪ 2567 02:07:14,927 --> 02:07:17,987 ♪ Always be 17 ♪ 2568 02:07:17,987 --> 02:07:21,125 ♪ Celebrate you and I ♪ 2569 02:07:21,125 --> 02:07:23,435 ♪ Maybe we won't grow old ♪ 2570 02:07:23,435 --> 02:07:28,625 ♪ And maybe Then we'll never die ♪ 2571 02:07:28,625 --> 02:07:33,450 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2572 02:07:33,450 --> 02:07:37,306 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2573 02:07:37,306 --> 02:07:41,933 ♪ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! ♪ 2574 02:07:41,933 --> 02:07:46,743 ♪ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! ♪ 2575 02:07:46,743 --> 02:07:53,022 ♪ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! ♪ 2576 02:07:54,607 --> 02:07:58,986 [cheers and applause] 2577 02:08:16,603 --> 02:08:20,065 [upbeat music playing] 2578 02:10:13,577 --> 02:10:15,939 Give it up for the Heathers band! 2579 02:10:15,939 --> 02:10:18,847 [crowd cheering] 2580 02:10:18,847 --> 02:10:21,914 One, two, one, two, three, four. 2581 02:10:21,914 --> 02:10:26,339 ♪ That, that, that, that, that, that ♪ 2582 02:10:26,339 --> 02:10:29,406 ♪ That, that, that, that, that, that ♪ 2583 02:10:29,406 --> 02:10:31,413 ♪ That, that, that, that, that, that ♪ 2584 02:10:31,414 --> 02:10:35,162 ♪ That, that, that, that, that, that, that ♪ 2585 02:10:48,814 --> 02:10:53,431 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2586 02:10:53,432 --> 02:10:57,487 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 2587 02:10:57,487 --> 02:11:02,037 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful ♪ 2588 02:11:02,037 --> 02:11:06,437 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful ♪ 2589 02:11:06,437 --> 02:11:09,737 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful ♪ 2590 02:11:09,737 --> 02:11:14,307 ♪ Beautiful! ♪ 2591 02:11:14,307 --> 02:11:17,768 [cheers and applause] 2592 02:11:37,204 --> 02:11:43,044 [upbeat music playing]