1 00:00:11,568 --> 00:00:13,934 ''I would really... 2 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,530 love to see you naked, baby...'' 3 00:00:16,573 --> 00:00:18,666 ''l would love to... 4 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:21,302 see you tremble with delight...'' 5 00:00:21,344 --> 00:00:23,403 ''l would love to... 6 00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:26,142 come inside your window, baby...'' 7 00:00:26,183 --> 00:00:31,211 ''Come on, baby... Oooh-ah, sexy.'' 8 00:00:31,254 --> 00:00:35,200 ''l could take you on a very sexy ride... 9 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:36,252 Sexy.'' 10 00:00:36,293 --> 00:00:40,930 ''Girl, l want it, all day everyday so you give me... 11 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:41,563 Your touch.'' 12 00:00:41,598 --> 00:00:44,658 ''lt's such a rush, boy, when it comes to makin' love... 13 00:00:44,701 --> 00:00:45,929 Sexy.'' 14 00:00:45,969 --> 00:00:50,990 ''Well, girl, you know you're so sexy.'' 15 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,138 Man, you still got those fuckin' allergies? 16 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,477 Fuck you, man. 17 00:00:58,515 --> 00:01:01,177 Look at the little baby angel dyke. Goin' home early? 18 00:01:01,218 --> 00:01:03,448 - What is that? - l don't want any trouble. 19 00:01:03,486 --> 00:01:05,613 - Could l have an answer, please? - Excuse me. 20 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:06,849 ''l could rub you... 21 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:09,256 underneath the covers, baby.'' 22 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,783 ''Ooh, l'd love to... 23 00:01:11,828 --> 00:01:13,193 (horn blowing) 24 00:01:15,832 --> 00:01:17,493 Fuck this, l'm outta here. 25 00:01:22,973 --> 00:01:24,201 You okay? 26 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:26,573 Yeah... yeah, l'm okay. 27 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:27,975 Okay... 28 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:54,533 ''Oooh, all night, all night.'' 29 00:01:55,338 --> 00:01:59,274 Oh, yummy, give it up for Maggie, from 1 0 Percent Books. 30 00:01:59,309 --> 00:02:02,472 Making her lip-synching debut here tonight at The Cat's Ass. 31 00:02:02,512 --> 00:02:06,778 And remember, girls, she is s-s-single. 32 00:02:56,599 --> 00:02:58,567 (phone rings) 33 00:03:08,211 --> 00:03:10,679 - Ten Percent Books. - Honey...? 34 00:03:10,714 --> 00:03:14,206 - Ten Percent... - Margaret? 35 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:15,410 Mom? 36 00:03:15,452 --> 00:03:17,511 You know, l've just had this... 37 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:20,790 terrible letter from the university. 38 00:03:20,123 --> 00:03:22,956 lt was addressed to you, so l opened it... 39 00:03:22,992 --> 00:03:26,928 and it's confirmation of your withdrawal from school. 40 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:30,390 l mean... 41 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,367 l thought you wanted to be a lawyer. 42 00:03:33,436 --> 00:03:36,735 Mother: Darling, l've been trying to track you down for days. 43 00:03:36,773 --> 00:03:39,640 So, what's up? 44 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,370 l decided it was time l learned about...life... 45 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,447 from...life... 46 00:03:49,319 --> 00:03:51,412 l've got a really wonderful apartment... 47 00:03:51,454 --> 00:03:56,824 in a really interesting part of town. 48 00:03:56,860 --> 00:04:01,695 lt's big, and it's cheap... 49 00:04:01,731 --> 00:04:05,258 An apartment? Really? And it's big? 50 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,350 Because... 51 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,872 Oh, well, the reason that l called is because... 52 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:16,602 Michael and l are getting a divorce. 53 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:18,773 Finally? l mean... 54 00:04:18,815 --> 00:04:20,339 are you okay? 55 00:04:23,386 --> 00:04:24,853 Yeah. 56 00:04:25,588 --> 00:04:27,283 Yeah, l'm fine. l'm just, you know... 57 00:04:27,323 --> 00:04:29,848 kind of at my rope's end about... 58 00:04:29,893 --> 00:04:32,259 where we were gonna go, but... 59 00:04:32,295 --> 00:04:35,321 l mean, if the apartment is as big as you say, then... 60 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:37,959 Paul and l could come and stay with you. 61 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,993 l know it's gonna be hard 'cause he's gonna have to transfer. 62 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:42,368 Paul: Transfer? What do you mean? 63 00:04:42,405 --> 00:04:44,703 - ls there a high school near you? - l don't know. 64 00:04:44,741 --> 00:04:47,266 Anyway, l have to go to the bank... 65 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:51,906 and l'm gonna put the... furniture in storage. 66 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:54,542 and then we'll... be there on Friday. 67 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:57,750 Okay? Thank you, Margaret. Thank you, sweetheart. 68 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,145 - Mom...? - We'll see you soon, okay? Bye-bye. 69 00:05:01,124 --> 00:05:04,590 She's coming here. To live with me. 70 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,822 No, no she isn't. This is my book store... 71 00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:12,562 where l let you sleep on the sofa until you find a place... 72 00:05:12,602 --> 00:05:15,503 which will be very soon, because your mother's not coming here. 73 00:05:17,674 --> 00:05:19,164 Try the sublets. 74 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:24,110 And tell you mother you're queer, before somebody else does. 75 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:29,610 (sea gulls - ship horns) 76 00:05:38,728 --> 00:05:41,629 Four weeks only, then l'm back. 77 00:05:41,664 --> 00:05:44,224 l'm gonna leave all my stuff. 78 00:05:44,267 --> 00:05:45,962 You got a problem with that? 79 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:50,300 l'm sleeping on the couch where l work, and... 80 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:52,200 it's a long story. 81 00:05:53,243 --> 00:05:55,438 l don't wanna come back to any surprises. 82 00:05:55,478 --> 00:05:58,606 - Where are you going? - l'm off Thursday... 83 00:05:58,648 --> 00:06:01,412 on the ''Love That Latex'' Safe Sex Tour? 84 00:06:02,285 --> 00:06:05,743 l'm giving safe sex demonstrations from Tuktoyactuk to Yellow Knife. 85 00:06:08,224 --> 00:06:09,555 So, you wanna take it? 86 00:06:09,592 --> 00:06:12,891 You've saved my life. 87 00:06:12,929 --> 00:06:14,419 Cool. 88 00:06:17,901 --> 00:06:21,166 - What titles? - l don't know. 89 00:06:21,204 --> 00:06:24,833 They're holding my fucking books at the fucking border again... 90 00:06:24,874 --> 00:06:27,138 and they won't tell you the fucking titles? 91 00:06:27,176 --> 00:06:30,430 These people don't fuck, that's the problem. 92 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,138 lf any of those idiots from Customs call... 93 00:06:32,181 --> 00:06:34,843 l'll be on the phone to the Civil Liberties Association. 94 00:06:35,618 --> 00:06:37,313 This is going to ruin me. 95 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:40,322 - Good morning. - Good morning. 96 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:46,394 - Did you find a place? - Yes. 97 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:48,192 - You did? - Yes. 98 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:49,926 Good. 99 00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:53,950 Customs held up another order of books at the border. 100 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,331 They're claiming the books are pornographic...hello?! 101 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:58,636 Which they aren't. Well, maybe ''Butches ln Chains'' is... 102 00:06:58,675 --> 00:07:00,404 but so what? 103 00:07:01,244 --> 00:07:03,838 You were great the other night at the club. 104 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,111 Hey, Maggie, l didn't know you were looking for a place to live. 105 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:11,246 You could stay with me. l've got some new toys. 106 00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:15,724 Five-speed vibrator, Magic Eggs... Clit-titious Dancer... 107 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:17,453 No, but, thanks. 108 00:07:17,493 --> 00:07:20,587 Ouch, it's the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls won't play with you. 109 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,791 You're not bisexual, Carla, you're onmi-sexual. 110 00:07:22,832 --> 00:07:25,300 You're like that tornado in the ''Wizard of Oz''... 111 00:07:25,335 --> 00:07:27,929 sweeping up everything in your path. 112 00:07:27,971 --> 00:07:31,202 - You need to let go more. - Yep, that's me... 113 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,970 Letting it all hang in. Oh, Carla... 114 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,274 my mother and brother are coming to stay with me. 115 00:07:36,312 --> 00:07:38,712 l don't want you to frighten them, all right? 116 00:07:39,882 --> 00:07:42,646 - Promise? - Promise. 117 00:07:55,865 --> 00:07:57,196 Hey, Maggie! 118 00:08:08,845 --> 00:08:11,746 Hey, can you believe she's never been in my coffee shop? 119 00:08:11,781 --> 00:08:13,476 Tell her how great it is. 120 00:08:13,516 --> 00:08:16,508 Come on, l just got here. l haven't been anywhere. 121 00:08:16,552 --> 00:08:19,214 Come on, tell her how great it is...fuck. 122 00:08:19,255 --> 00:08:21,485 lt's great...fuck. 123 00:08:21,524 --> 00:08:24,789 See? Can l take a peek? 124 00:08:27,163 --> 00:08:31,310 No, no. Know what? Can you maybe just add a bit more hair up top? 125 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:33,535 l mean, what is art all about, right? 126 00:08:33,569 --> 00:08:35,662 lllusion. 127 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:39,498 To quote Whistler, a successful picture is the thrust, movement... 128 00:08:39,542 --> 00:08:44,343 counter-movement, and final equilibrium of forms and colors in pictorial space. 129 00:08:45,782 --> 00:08:47,443 Which means... 130 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:50,347 more hair. 131 00:08:50,386 --> 00:08:52,411 Yeah, just a little bit. 132 00:08:55,224 --> 00:08:56,782 - There. - Finished? 133 00:08:56,826 --> 00:08:58,225 Done. 134 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:04,124 Minchia, Maggie... is that a good-lookin' guy or what? 135 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:07,202 Know what l'm gonna do with this? 136 00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:09,136 l'm gonna hang it up in my cafe. 137 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:12,107 l don't know, l'm thinkin', maybe you come in... 138 00:09:12,141 --> 00:09:14,575 l give you free cappuccinos...? 139 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,305 Yeah, sounds great. 140 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:19,143 lt's still $20 for the picture, though. 141 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,241 Okay, free coffee for a month. 142 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:26,983 Do l look like l'm anywhere for a month? 143 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:31,858 With the coffee, my home-made grappa. Real kick, hundred percent. 144 00:09:31,894 --> 00:09:34,124 Hundred percent what? 145 00:09:34,163 --> 00:09:37,462 Hundred percent kick. Trust me. 146 00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:40,163 See, ya, Maggie. 147 00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:41,727 Bye, Tony. 148 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:46,538 Sit down. 149 00:09:47,243 --> 00:09:49,400 l don't have 20 bucks. 150 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:50,773 Who does? 151 00:09:50,813 --> 00:09:53,543 Sit. 152 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,420 l'm Kim. 153 00:10:00,456 --> 00:10:01,821 Maggie. 154 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:06,230 Wow, you have beautiful eyes. 155 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:06,926 Really? 156 00:10:06,963 --> 00:10:08,897 Yeah, really. 157 00:10:14,537 --> 00:10:15,561 So... 158 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,334 great van you've got there. 159 00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:23,208 Yeah, l'm livin' out of it. l'm doin' that ''on the road'' thing. 160 00:10:24,714 --> 00:10:26,181 But... 161 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,483 l'm not in any rush. 162 00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:32,544 You wanna go for coffee? 163 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:40,460 Okay, here we go. Excuse me. 164 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:43,298 Try it. 165 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:51,204 Oh...my God. 166 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,265 That's not a kick, that's a one-two punch. 167 00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:55,300 That'll put hair on your chest. 168 00:11:09,859 --> 00:11:11,349 You're good. 169 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:13,794 You can tell a lot about a person from sketching them. 170 00:11:15,231 --> 00:11:19,998 Problems with your mother, issues about higher education. 171 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:24,305 Single. 172 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,740 That's uncanny. 173 00:11:27,743 --> 00:11:29,574 l asked around. 174 00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:36,650 And you... have someone? 175 00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,850 No. 176 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,288 Oh, hey... sorry. 177 00:11:45,328 --> 00:11:47,694 - lt's my mother. - Where? 178 00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:50,795 No, not here... 179 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:57,663 My mother and brother are coming for a visit on Friday. 180 00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:59,607 Today is Thursday. 181 00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:02,400 Hey, hey, Maggie... 182 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,603 what are you doing? There's no kissing. No kissing here. 183 00:12:04,647 --> 00:12:08,481 You wanna kiss, go someplace else. Fuck, l got families comin' in here. 184 00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:12,214 l saw you and that girl last week, Tony, on the coffee bar. 185 00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:16,988 Hey, l'm a man. She was a woman. That's different. 186 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,392 What about hand holding? Hand holding okay? 187 00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:22,591 Ha-ha, that's funny. Get out. 188 00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:24,930 l am out. 189 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,958 Just go, okay? 190 00:12:27,603 --> 00:12:29,127 Lips. 191 00:12:34,877 --> 00:12:39,109 l'd ask you to come home with me, but l haven't got one yet. 192 00:12:39,148 --> 00:12:42,447 Well, you know... 193 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:46,148 - There's always my place. - Oooh...nice. 194 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,687 Oh, my God, hang on! 195 00:14:35,231 --> 00:14:37,426 Kim: A hundred and twenty-five bucks. 196 00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:39,468 Great. 197 00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:41,800 Maggie: You're gonna leave it with all your stuff? 198 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,202 Kim: What choice do l have? 199 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:46,436 Maggie: God, l've never been anywhere. 200 00:14:46,475 --> 00:14:50,138 Kim: Northern Ontario was...boring. 201 00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:54,130 Maggie: Straight from high school to residence. My mom insisted. 202 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,348 Kim: Oh, but the prairies... 203 00:14:56,385 --> 00:15:00,480 they're great. But hot. Very, very hot. 204 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:04,685 l hit all the folk festivals; did like ten portraits a day. 205 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:14,231 Paul, honey... speed limit. 206 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:17,364 - Erotic paintings? - Yeah, first l put paint on the person. 207 00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:19,806 - On the person? - Uh-huh. 208 00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:21,742 Where are we goin' again? 209 00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:26,600 Just a minute, let me look. 210 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,610 'Cause l wrote it down... on a piece of paper. 211 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,247 Oh, you want a chocolate? 212 00:15:38,861 --> 00:15:40,852 Hey, l got a plane to catch. 213 00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:44,559 Don't forget to water the plants. 214 00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:46,891 See ya. 215 00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,390 Wow. 216 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,307 This is great. 217 00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:58,973 - You like it? - Yeah... 218 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,743 Very cool. 219 00:16:03,486 --> 00:16:06,478 l don't know. l don't think my mom's gonna like it very much. 220 00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:15,194 Oh, l gotta sit down. 221 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,733 What are you doing? 222 00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:54,258 Better Homes and Dildos. 223 00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,294 My mom is coming. 224 00:16:56,338 --> 00:16:59,466 - l'll take them down tomorrow. - Um-hm. You better. 225 00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:22,414 (Paul knocking) Maggie...? 226 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,379 Oh, Jesus, turn it off. 227 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:29,180 Open up, its your bro. lt's Paul. 228 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,960 Paul, do you see anyone? 229 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:35,389 Yeah, Ma, this is the place. 230 00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:37,831 l don't think she's here. 231 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,365 Let's go get something to eat. 232 00:19:40,402 --> 00:19:42,666 Margaret...? 233 00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:44,172 Your mother? 234 00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:47,539 Why would anybody be living here? Are you sure this is the right spot? 235 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:51,512 l don't do family reunions so well. l'll go out the back door. 236 00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:52,775 No... 237 00:19:52,815 --> 00:19:55,375 Well, then, what are you gonna tell your mother? 238 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,578 - Nothing. - Nothing? 239 00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,211 Maybe a big fat lie. 240 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,931 Margaret? 241 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,359 Hi, honey. Paul, she's here. 242 00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:23,380 - Margaret! - Mom! 243 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:25,840 Baby... 244 00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:28,850 gosh... oh, sweetheart. 245 00:20:29,418 --> 00:20:31,852 l'm sorry, l know we're early. Paul was driving. 246 00:20:31,887 --> 00:20:35,721 - Oh, well, you know...hey, Paul. - Sis, what's goin' on? 247 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,521 Good to see you. 248 00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,424 l'm wet. 249 00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:42,555 Oh, Mom, this is Kim. Paul...Kim. 250 00:20:42,598 --> 00:20:45,726 - Hello, Kim, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you. 251 00:20:45,768 --> 00:20:47,827 - You okay? - Yes... 252 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,650 What a climb! 253 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,100 - So...this is it, huh? - Welcome. Home, sweet home. 254 00:20:56,478 --> 00:20:59,140 lt's big. You're right. 255 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,118 Goddesses. 256 00:21:03,152 --> 00:21:08,317 l noticed that your goddesses are all...so young and nubile. 257 00:21:09,725 --> 00:21:14,250 Rather like the person your stepfather's been having an affair with. 258 00:21:15,731 --> 00:21:18,165 Haven't you heard of the Venus of Willendorf? 259 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:23,802 Goddesses have large, sagging breasts. 260 00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:27,502 That suckled ungrateful children and deceitful men. 261 00:21:28,811 --> 00:21:30,938 - Would anyone like a beer? - Yeah... 262 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:33,106 l'd love one. 263 00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:35,343 Beer? Yeah, l'd love one. 264 00:21:35,384 --> 00:21:38,444 Beer? Don't you have any wine? 265 00:21:47,329 --> 00:21:49,661 Mom... 266 00:21:49,698 --> 00:21:55,466 so l thought you could take the bedroom, and Paul... 267 00:21:56,872 --> 00:22:00,308 you could bunk down in the hall, and... 268 00:22:00,342 --> 00:22:03,402 Kim and l could bunk down in the back room. 269 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,214 Kim is just staying for a... 270 00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,978 Kim: A while. 271 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:10,848 A short time. 272 00:22:10,886 --> 00:22:14,322 Yes, l know what ''a while'' is. 273 00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:40,477 - 'Night, Mom. - 'Night honey, sleep well. 274 00:22:43,218 --> 00:22:44,651 All set? 275 00:22:44,686 --> 00:22:49,550 So, you're working in a discount bookstore? 276 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:50,456 l am? 277 00:22:50,492 --> 00:22:53,359 Oh... ''Ten Percent''. 278 00:22:55,364 --> 00:22:57,161 Well, got everything? 279 00:22:57,199 --> 00:22:58,689 'Night, Mom. 280 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,901 Well, goodnight. 281 00:23:19,755 --> 00:23:21,882 Oh, sorry. 282 00:23:25,427 --> 00:23:27,554 Could this be love? 283 00:23:29,231 --> 00:23:31,791 (laughing out loud) 284 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,528 Shhhhh. 285 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,633 Must be love. 286 00:23:41,677 --> 00:23:44,578 There's no other reason that we'd be putting ourselves through this. 287 00:23:44,613 --> 00:23:46,800 Shhhh. 288 00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,918 Shut up. 289 00:23:55,857 --> 00:23:58,485 Oh, come on, Maggie. She knows. 290 00:23:58,527 --> 00:24:00,518 No. lt would never occur to her. 291 00:24:00,562 --> 00:24:01,529 Please. 292 00:24:01,563 --> 00:24:03,292 No. 293 00:24:03,332 --> 00:24:08,310 But, if she did know, she would never let me know that she knew. 294 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:14,236 Really, well, maybe if she knew, she'd give us the bed. 295 00:24:44,106 --> 00:24:46,597 (Maggie and Kim laughing) 296 00:24:48,877 --> 00:24:50,606 Shhh. 297 00:25:57,946 --> 00:26:00,390 Oh, shit. Shhhh. 298 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:03,142 - Never mind. - You're an animal. 299 00:26:19,434 --> 00:26:21,698 Morning. 300 00:26:21,737 --> 00:26:23,671 Good morning. 301 00:26:24,973 --> 00:26:26,372 Shouldn't you be in school or something? 302 00:26:26,408 --> 00:26:29,138 Yeah, l start Monday. 303 00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:31,577 Then l write my scholarship exams. 304 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,484 Unlike you, l will get to law school. 305 00:26:42,491 --> 00:26:45,289 So, what happened? 306 00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:47,659 Why are you and Mom here? 307 00:26:47,696 --> 00:26:49,857 Mommy-o's broke. 308 00:26:49,898 --> 00:26:51,456 Broke? 309 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,627 But Michael's a corporate lawyer, he prints money! 310 00:26:53,668 --> 00:26:56,831 Michael's been getting ''some exercise'' from his partner's wife. 311 00:26:56,872 --> 00:26:59,330 From Sandra the Tequila Slushy Queen? 312 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:01,133 Yeah, for a year. 313 00:27:01,176 --> 00:27:04,634 l mean she... she had no idea. 314 00:27:04,679 --> 00:27:07,147 Oh, God. Poor Mom. 315 00:27:16,992 --> 00:27:18,960 Oh, God. 316 00:27:34,176 --> 00:27:37,900 l don't need another window display. l need a lawyer. 317 00:27:43,218 --> 00:27:45,448 Little Red Riding Hood? 318 00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:48,170 What is going on with Customs? 319 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,286 Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf? 320 00:27:50,325 --> 00:27:52,259 That Little Red Riding Hood? 321 00:27:52,294 --> 00:27:56,128 - Do we stock that book? - A customer ordered it for her niece. 322 00:27:56,164 --> 00:27:58,997 They're trying to ruin me, Customs. That's what it is. 323 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,665 Attention shoppers. 324 00:28:04,706 --> 00:28:07,720 l got a letter from my father today. 325 00:28:07,108 --> 00:28:10,168 The same father who told you to drop dead? That father? 326 00:28:10,212 --> 00:28:13,181 Yes...no, well, what l mean is his lawyer wrote me. 327 00:28:13,215 --> 00:28:16,651 And he says my parents are going to buy me a condo. 328 00:28:16,685 --> 00:28:19,210 So that after the surgery l'll have someplace to go... 329 00:28:19,254 --> 00:28:22,246 to recuperate... to have some sense of security. 330 00:28:22,290 --> 00:28:25,880 l mean, wow, not a word from them since l told them. 331 00:28:25,126 --> 00:28:27,720 Nothing in two years. And now this. 332 00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:29,957 They miss me. 333 00:28:29,998 --> 00:28:33,126 l'm going to write them and invite them for a housewarming party. 334 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:35,728 Please, buy the condo and move my mother in. 335 00:28:35,770 --> 00:28:40,700 How is your Mom? And l see you have a new friend. 336 00:28:43,778 --> 00:28:47,646 Yeah. Kim is... staying with me. 337 00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:51,943 Yeah, and her mother and her brother. 338 00:28:51,987 --> 00:28:53,784 Sounds complicated. 339 00:28:53,822 --> 00:28:56,256 Well, you know l have an extra room. 340 00:28:57,626 --> 00:29:00,186 This is Carla and Judy. 341 00:29:00,228 --> 00:29:02,321 Hi. lt's nice to meet you. 342 00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:03,922 Nice meeting you. 343 00:29:03,965 --> 00:29:06,433 l was thinking of the Heritage Peak Condos 344 00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:08,163 they're putting up down the street? 345 00:29:08,203 --> 00:29:10,330 Do you think your Mom and l could live there? 346 00:29:10,372 --> 00:29:13,569 Cheap and tawdry goods masquerading as quality. 347 00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:18,604 Comme moi! l'll be a Heritage Homo. 348 00:29:19,314 --> 00:29:26,186 Frances, now that l'm almost a woman of almost means, 349 00:29:26,221 --> 00:29:29,418 l was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out with me, sometime? 350 00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:35,828 Well, you know... oh, gosh l'm really, really busy. 351 00:29:35,864 --> 00:29:37,491 There's practically a war on here. 352 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,392 Excuse me. 353 00:29:43,305 --> 00:29:46,172 You can run but you can't hide. 354 00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:54,140 So, have you told your mother about your honeymoon yet? 355 00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:57,718 No. 356 00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:00,619 l want her to leave. l don't want to kill her with the shock. 357 00:30:00,655 --> 00:30:03,488 Oh, come on, she can take it. Parents can be very resilient. 358 00:30:04,392 --> 00:30:06,223 What does she do all day? 359 00:30:07,362 --> 00:30:10,229 Shop. Cook. Clean. Decorate. 360 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,864 She sounds lonely. 361 00:30:53,641 --> 00:30:56,371 Hi, l'm Judy. ls Maggie home? 362 00:30:56,411 --> 00:31:00,745 Oh, gee, she's not, you know. She and Kim went out again. 363 00:31:00,782 --> 00:31:03,444 Oh...l brought her these as a housewarming gift. 364 00:31:03,485 --> 00:31:05,612 Well, for all of you, really. 365 00:31:05,653 --> 00:31:08,952 Well, how lovely. 366 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:12,448 - l'm Lila, l'm Maggie's mother. - Nice to meet you. 367 00:31:12,494 --> 00:31:14,621 - And you're...? - Judy. Maggie's friend Judy. 368 00:31:14,662 --> 00:31:16,926 Just think of me as the Welcome Wagon. 369 00:31:16,965 --> 00:31:18,523 Well, welcome. 370 00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:21,126 - Would you like to come in? - Yes, thank you. 371 00:31:22,737 --> 00:31:24,568 My, it's quite a climb, isn't it? 372 00:31:24,606 --> 00:31:26,369 l almost got an aneurism. 373 00:31:31,346 --> 00:31:34,838 And here... and here. 374 00:31:34,883 --> 00:31:36,475 - Lovely, thank you. - And cheers. 375 00:31:36,518 --> 00:31:38,383 - Cheers. - Welcome. 376 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,749 You know, l just love that shirt. 377 00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:43,985 Thank you. l do my best with my limitations. 378 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,290 lt's so hard to find nice things to wear when you're my size. 379 00:31:47,328 --> 00:31:52,664 Oh, you should be proud of your size. So strong and so striking. 380 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,396 l think the word you're looking for is ''enormous.'' 381 00:31:55,437 --> 00:31:57,598 - Exotic. - Thank you. 382 00:31:57,639 --> 00:32:00,506 You know, l just wish Maggie had some of your sense of style. 383 00:32:00,542 --> 00:32:03,375 Oh, no, Lila. Maggie's...Maggie's lovely. 384 00:32:03,411 --> 00:32:05,971 - She's very clever, you know. - Yes. Yes, she is. 385 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:10,917 But, what is going on with her these days? 386 00:32:12,821 --> 00:32:14,880 You'd have to ask her that, Lila. 387 00:32:14,923 --> 00:32:17,448 So, there is something going on? 388 00:32:17,492 --> 00:32:19,824 Oh, well, she's nineteen. 389 00:32:19,861 --> 00:32:22,694 There's always something going on when you're nineteen. 390 00:32:24,466 --> 00:32:26,161 More wine? 391 00:32:31,439 --> 00:32:33,304 Did you ever wake up one morning... 392 00:32:33,341 --> 00:32:37,505 and feel that everything in your life was wrong? 393 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,638 Hmmm... 394 00:32:39,681 --> 00:32:42,707 Because l woke up one morning last month, and... 395 00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:48,512 and l know this sounds silly because, you know housewives, 396 00:32:48,556 --> 00:32:52,720 excuse me, ''homemakers,'' as we're now called, 397 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,355 aren't supposed to have existential crises. 398 00:32:57,332 --> 00:33:01,268 l think homemakers have existential crises all the time. 399 00:33:01,302 --> 00:33:07,700 Well, l found out that my husband had been having an affair. 400 00:33:07,108 --> 00:33:08,200 Oh. 401 00:33:08,243 --> 00:33:10,575 And it had been going on for more than a year. 402 00:33:10,612 --> 00:33:13,172 A year. That's a long time. 403 00:33:13,214 --> 00:33:20,347 l had the choice right then, to either carry on or break it up. 404 00:33:24,726 --> 00:33:27,524 Oh, my goodness, you're easy to talk to. 405 00:33:30,331 --> 00:33:32,595 Here's to strong women. 406 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,968 To strong women. 407 00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:46,806 - God loves you. - Hey, l'm busy here. 408 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,611 Jesus loves you. 409 00:33:50,485 --> 00:33:52,680 Thank you. 410 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,551 Can you still read ''Die Dyke Die?'' 411 00:33:54,589 --> 00:33:56,784 or do you think l've finally gotten it all off? 412 00:34:04,899 --> 00:34:08,801 Maggie, you know we never used to have graffiti around here. Never. 413 00:34:08,836 --> 00:34:11,600 Yeah, l think it's my window displays. 414 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:13,266 Oh, yeah. 415 00:34:13,308 --> 00:34:16,800 Listen, Maggie, first it's graffiti, then they start breaking windows, 416 00:34:16,844 --> 00:34:18,903 then God knows what's next. 417 00:34:18,947 --> 00:34:23,430 Certain people, you don't want to attract their attention, capice? 418 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,517 Capice. 419 00:34:24,552 --> 00:34:28,648 l don't need people writing ''Dyke'' on my coffee bar, all right? 420 00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,988 Do l look like a dyke to you? 421 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,585 Come on, you're riding shotgun. 422 00:34:33,628 --> 00:34:35,858 - Where we going? - Customs, baby. 423 00:34:39,934 --> 00:34:43,392 Hey, hey, hey! Who's supposed to clean this shit up now, huh? 424 00:34:44,872 --> 00:34:46,237 Stu catzo! 425 00:34:50,245 --> 00:34:52,213 - Excuse me. - Yes? 426 00:34:52,247 --> 00:34:54,977 Can you direct me to Mr. Marcus' office? 427 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,847 - Downstairs, turn right. - Thank you. 428 00:34:56,884 --> 00:35:00,149 Buildings like this are designed along the lines of a rationalist conspiracy. 429 00:35:00,188 --> 00:35:02,880 The thing is not to be bamboozled, 430 00:35:02,123 --> 00:35:05,354 just know where you're going and go there. Oh, l'm so sorry. 431 00:35:06,127 --> 00:35:07,250 Ah! 432 00:35:07,610 --> 00:35:08,585 - Ooh! - Don't ask. 433 00:35:09,464 --> 00:35:10,761 Oh, boy. 434 00:35:10,798 --> 00:35:14,359 The books have been classified as obscene 435 00:35:14,402 --> 00:35:17,235 and will not be allowed through the border. 436 00:35:17,272 --> 00:35:19,866 Now, if l can just get you to sign here. 437 00:35:19,907 --> 00:35:22,467 ''Little Red Riding Hood'' is obscene? 438 00:35:22,510 --> 00:35:24,705 Well, we...we thought that was something else. 439 00:35:24,746 --> 00:35:27,442 - l'll bet you did. - Our mistake. 440 00:35:27,482 --> 00:35:31,851 However, titles such as... ''The Lesbian SM Virtual Sex Manual'' 441 00:35:31,886 --> 00:35:34,116 and ''A Guide To A-a-a...'' 442 00:35:35,523 --> 00:35:40,620 ''Anal Safe Sex'' will remain here with us. 443 00:35:40,662 --> 00:35:42,960 Something to read on those dark, lonely nights. 444 00:35:42,997 --> 00:35:45,864 lf l could just get you to sign here, here and here and here. 445 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,835 You can have ''Little Red Riding Hood'' back within the week. 446 00:35:50,371 --> 00:35:52,271 Seriously, Mr. Marcus... 447 00:35:52,307 --> 00:35:56,334 the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex 448 00:35:56,377 --> 00:35:58,470 what Mozart is to classical music. 449 00:35:58,513 --> 00:36:02,540 Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. 450 00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:06,644 l myself am a huge Mozart fan, but... 451 00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:10,283 Look, the Supreme Court has declared this material is not obscene! 452 00:36:10,325 --> 00:36:12,190 This is not the Supreme Court. 453 00:36:12,226 --> 00:36:14,922 We're in Customs and l have a job to do. 454 00:36:14,962 --> 00:36:16,896 Just following orders, are we? Asshole. 455 00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:21,270 From your perspective that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions? 456 00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:22,593 Security! Security! 457 00:36:22,637 --> 00:36:24,468 Frances, l think you should let him go. 458 00:36:24,505 --> 00:36:26,735 We have a problem? 459 00:36:26,774 --> 00:36:29,504 Bernice? 460 00:36:29,544 --> 00:36:31,341 Bernice, is that you? 461 00:36:31,379 --> 00:36:34,405 Oh, my God l haven't seen you since the Womyn's Music Festival. 462 00:36:37,518 --> 00:36:39,850 Who was that woman you were with? The meter maid? 463 00:36:39,887 --> 00:36:41,548 Julie, how is Julie? 464 00:36:43,157 --> 00:36:44,954 l'm going back in there. 465 00:36:46,794 --> 00:36:48,853 l don't think so. 466 00:37:38,279 --> 00:37:40,800 Wow. 467 00:37:41,315 --> 00:37:43,749 That is a great piece. 468 00:37:43,785 --> 00:37:47,118 lt's a great piece of... 469 00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:48,952 Art, Frances. 470 00:37:49,891 --> 00:37:51,518 The ice age destroyed the dinosaurs. 471 00:37:51,559 --> 00:37:54,460 So, l'm commenting on the dinosaur mentality of Customs. 472 00:37:55,329 --> 00:38:00,960 Ultimately, the cube melts and the books are liberated. 473 00:38:00,468 --> 00:38:03,620 But ruined. Liberated but ruined. 474 00:38:03,104 --> 00:38:04,935 lt's conceptual. 475 00:38:04,972 --> 00:38:08,999 Ooh, yes. l love the layers of meaning. 476 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:10,840 Like a popsicle. 477 00:38:10,878 --> 00:38:14,750 There's an orange layer, and a blue layer, and a pink layer. 478 00:38:14,115 --> 00:38:15,820 Um-hmm. 479 00:38:15,116 --> 00:38:17,584 Now, you're going to clean up after your ''conceptual''... 480 00:38:17,618 --> 00:38:19,984 - once it starts to melt, right? - Oh, yeah. 481 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:21,488 Right. 482 00:38:22,523 --> 00:38:26,220 For bright pink, use whole dye package. 483 00:38:28,362 --> 00:38:31,456 So, have you known Margaret long? 484 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:34,930 No, actually. Not that long at all. Maybe about a week. 485 00:38:34,135 --> 00:38:36,433 Mmmm... seems like longer. 486 00:38:36,471 --> 00:38:39,463 Yes, you two seem very close. 487 00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:43,132 We are. 488 00:38:43,177 --> 00:38:44,735 Actually, that's something l'd like to talk... 489 00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:47,976 You know, Margaret never really had any friends in high school. 490 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:51,951 l mean, she was a straight-A student so she was always studying. 491 00:38:51,986 --> 00:38:56,184 That's why l don't understand why she has quit university. 492 00:38:56,224 --> 00:38:59,352 - lt's what she always wanted. - Hmm. 493 00:39:00,127 --> 00:39:01,992 Have you been to university? 494 00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:03,428 Art school. 495 00:39:03,464 --> 00:39:06,920 Ahhh, art school. 496 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:07,600 l went to music school, you know. 497 00:39:07,635 --> 00:39:10,100 Oh, really? 498 00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:13,970 l used to sing... 499 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:15,734 Puccini, Verdi. 500 00:39:17,245 --> 00:39:19,270 You sang opera? 501 00:39:20,181 --> 00:39:25,118 l know, l hardly seem like the prima donna type now...but, yes. 502 00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:30,182 l...had to give that all up, of course. 503 00:39:31,359 --> 00:39:33,418 Why, ''of course?'' 504 00:39:34,662 --> 00:39:37,358 Well, because, it's nonsense, really. 505 00:39:37,398 --> 00:39:41,164 l mean, you know, if you can't be great... 506 00:39:42,603 --> 00:39:44,696 if you can't be the best. 507 00:39:44,739 --> 00:39:47,469 That's ridiculous. What if it's what you really love to do? 508 00:39:55,116 --> 00:39:58,677 Lila, l want to talk to you about something. Maggie and l... 509 00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,415 You didn't ask Maggie to quit university, did you? 510 00:40:01,455 --> 00:40:03,923 No, no, no, Lila. l didn't. 511 00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:08,224 l did want to talk to you, about her...and about me. 512 00:40:09,430 --> 00:40:11,570 We're in love. 513 00:40:16,304 --> 00:40:18,329 Well, that went well. 514 00:40:38,826 --> 00:40:40,919 7-1 -2 Heritage. All right. 515 00:40:41,596 --> 00:40:44,997 This must be the place. Got my resume. 516 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,690 l am woman! 517 00:40:58,112 --> 00:41:00,706 Are you here about the job, dear? 518 00:41:00,748 --> 00:41:02,340 Oh, yes, l am. 519 00:41:02,383 --> 00:41:05,352 l can type 1 20 words a minute. 520 00:41:05,386 --> 00:41:08,514 l can do spreadsheets, Lotus and Windows. 521 00:41:10,524 --> 00:41:13,982 Oh, l am sorry, but the job's been filled. 522 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,929 So, why don't you just leave me your resume... 523 00:41:16,964 --> 00:41:19,296 and l'll get back to you if something comes up. 524 00:41:40,655 --> 00:41:42,987 Are you here about the job? 525 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,423 That's right. 526 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:45,982 l thought there was someone else here. 527 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:48,461 No, only me. 528 00:41:48,496 --> 00:41:50,555 Okay. 529 00:41:50,598 --> 00:41:52,896 - You know, l do windows. - Good, good. 530 00:42:01,175 --> 00:42:03,750 - Watch it, big guy. - Oh, sorry. 531 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:05,780 l've got the job! 532 00:42:05,112 --> 00:42:08,343 Oh, Mom, congratulations. 533 00:42:08,382 --> 00:42:12,216 Wine, my dear, much more ladylike than beer. 534 00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:13,811 And if l help the agents with sales, 535 00:42:13,854 --> 00:42:15,446 they'll give me a commission on their commissions. 536 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,821 Awesome, Mom. You rock. 537 00:42:17,858 --> 00:42:22,761 Well, l'm not the person l was going to be, l'll tell you. 538 00:42:22,797 --> 00:42:25,891 l was going to have a career. 539 00:42:25,933 --> 00:42:30,495 l was going to have a wonderful, successful marriage, 540 00:42:30,538 --> 00:42:34,702 and two wonderful, successful children, and... 541 00:42:37,178 --> 00:42:38,941 look at me. 542 00:42:40,681 --> 00:42:42,615 And look at you. 543 00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:46,711 You're looking so, l don't know, just shabby these days. 544 00:42:48,222 --> 00:42:50,122 To you, Mom. 545 00:43:00,868 --> 00:43:05,271 l'm going to be taking messages, and helping the agents 546 00:43:05,306 --> 00:43:08,503 while they're selling the units and keeping the Show Suite clean, 547 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:10,271 which is...you know. 548 00:43:12,813 --> 00:43:14,337 l read a study... 549 00:43:14,381 --> 00:43:16,372 and after the age of forty... 550 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:21,130 a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. 551 00:43:22,523 --> 00:43:24,582 So, after fifty... 552 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,286 God help you. 553 00:43:28,950 --> 00:43:31,155 And since l probably won't be having sex again, 554 00:43:33,234 --> 00:43:35,600 chocolate's the only pleasure left for me. 555 00:43:37,710 --> 00:43:38,436 Kim? 556 00:43:41,108 --> 00:43:42,336 Do you have a boyfriend, dear? 557 00:43:42,376 --> 00:43:45,641 No. l don't. Funny that. 558 00:43:46,981 --> 00:43:49,381 What's wrong with boys these days? 559 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,475 Paul? 560 00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:53,214 Yes, Mom. 561 00:43:53,254 --> 00:43:56,121 - Honey? - No, that's okay, Mom. 562 00:43:56,157 --> 00:43:57,624 Yeah? 563 00:44:07,201 --> 00:44:08,998 ( rock music playing) 564 00:44:10,104 --> 00:44:12,937 What is this God-awful music? 565 00:44:15,442 --> 00:44:18,360 The thing is Maggie, she's going to find out sooner or later. 566 00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:19,943 l know, l know. lt's just... 567 00:44:22,316 --> 00:44:24,443 just give me some time. 568 00:44:36,297 --> 00:44:39,596 ''l'm in love with...'' 569 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:43,296 ''l'm in love with...'' 570 00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:49,276 ''l'm in love with...'' 571 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:53,440 ''Julie Christie.'' 572 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:58,782 ''She makes me go misty.'' 573 00:44:58,819 --> 00:45:02,311 ''She makes me go, ahh!'' 574 00:45:02,356 --> 00:45:07,589 ''Oh, what a star.'' 575 00:45:07,628 --> 00:45:14,431 ''Everybody's entitled to a little fantasy...'' 576 00:45:16,270 --> 00:45:22,300 ''And how l'd love to step inside the screen.'' 577 00:45:24,912 --> 00:45:32,648 ''Everybody's entitled to a bit of fantasy...'' 578 00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:37,890 ''Well, you know that film, Billy Liar...'' 579 00:45:37,124 --> 00:45:40,616 ''She set my heart on fire!'' 580 00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:44,563 ''Julie Christie...'' 581 00:45:44,598 --> 00:45:49,865 ''she makes me go misty.'' 582 00:45:49,904 --> 00:45:53,362 ''She makes me go, ahh!'' 583 00:45:53,407 --> 00:45:58,401 ''Oh, what a star.'' 584 00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:00,504 ''l'm in love with...'' 585 00:46:02,483 --> 00:46:06,317 ''l'm in love with...'' 586 00:46:06,353 --> 00:46:10,160 ''Julie Christie.'' 587 00:46:10,570 --> 00:46:15,495 ''She makes me go misty... 588 00:46:15,529 --> 00:46:23,231 ''She makes me go, ahh! Oh, what a star...'' 589 00:46:23,270 --> 00:46:27,366 ''Julie Christie.'' 590 00:46:31,679 --> 00:46:34,705 ''Julie Christie...'' 591 00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:40,981 Mom? 592 00:46:41,210 --> 00:46:42,886 Oh, Margaret, l'm so sorry. 593 00:46:42,923 --> 00:46:45,653 l should have rinsed out the machine after l dyed my underwear. 594 00:46:45,693 --> 00:46:47,354 And l... 595 00:46:49,229 --> 00:46:52,562 lt's okay. We'll just tell everyone we're from a cult. 596 00:46:58,138 --> 00:46:59,700 Mom? 597 00:46:59,106 --> 00:47:02,750 Margaret, what ever happened to that boy you were dating? 598 00:47:02,109 --> 00:47:07,240 Todd? He went to Toronto, to study fashion design. 599 00:47:08,983 --> 00:47:10,644 Fashion design? 600 00:47:10,684 --> 00:47:15,530 Oh... ''Fashion design.'' 601 00:47:15,890 --> 00:47:16,522 l never liked him. 602 00:47:16,557 --> 00:47:18,548 Mom... 603 00:47:18,592 --> 00:47:21,322 And you still haven't explained to me why you left school. 604 00:47:21,362 --> 00:47:24,580 l hated it there. 605 00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:27,465 l might want to try something else like, writing. 606 00:47:27,501 --> 00:47:28,729 - Writing? - Maybe. 607 00:47:28,769 --> 00:47:33,103 Margaret, there is no future in the arts. 608 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:35,335 You will need something to fall back on. 609 00:47:35,376 --> 00:47:37,571 Like Michael? 610 00:47:38,545 --> 00:47:40,911 l'm sorry... l'm sorry, Mom. 611 00:47:40,948 --> 00:47:42,813 l... 612 00:47:45,419 --> 00:47:48,684 Mom, just because you stopped singing opera or whatever, 613 00:47:48,722 --> 00:47:51,850 doesn't mean that l have to be like you. 614 00:47:51,892 --> 00:47:55,200 l'm different. ln fact, l'm very different... 615 00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:56,996 l'll say you're different, you're... 616 00:47:57,310 --> 00:47:58,896 - look what you're wearing. - What? 617 00:47:58,932 --> 00:48:01,730 You will never get a boyfriend dressed like that. 618 00:48:01,769 --> 00:48:03,293 - Mom... - Okay? 619 00:48:03,337 --> 00:48:06,795 And l'm not very happy about that hole in your navel. 620 00:48:08,609 --> 00:48:11,442 l know, l know what you need. 621 00:48:13,447 --> 00:48:15,438 l brought you something. 622 00:48:19,286 --> 00:48:22,414 Mr. Snugly! 623 00:48:22,456 --> 00:48:26,756 Oh baby, do you remember when you couldn't sleep without him? 624 00:48:26,794 --> 00:48:30,821 Mom, l can sleep without him just fine now, trust me. 625 00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,697 Well... 626 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,903 Thanks. 627 00:48:42,242 --> 00:48:44,574 Mommy-o... 628 00:48:44,611 --> 00:48:47,341 Mommy-o, is this like a Grateful Dead thing or what? 629 00:48:48,615 --> 00:48:52,449 Granite counters and a very cozy but spacious breakfast nook. 630 00:48:52,486 --> 00:48:55,944 And, of course, outside the tile patio for outdoor dining when weather's nice 631 00:48:55,989 --> 00:48:58,981 with the lattice and the planting for that illusion of privacy. 632 00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:01,426 And they're exactly like this. We only have six. 633 00:49:01,462 --> 00:49:03,123 Let me show you upstairs... 634 00:49:03,163 --> 00:49:05,154 because l just know you're going to love the bedroom. 635 00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:07,326 l think you're right about the colors, Lila. 636 00:49:07,367 --> 00:49:11,326 Well, you need intensity, Judy, to compliment your personality. 637 00:49:11,371 --> 00:49:14,932 - Decorative borders? - Kind of Matisse-y? 638 00:49:14,975 --> 00:49:18,172 You know, one color combination l simply adore... 639 00:49:18,212 --> 00:49:22,205 l saw it on a silk ribbon once. lt was taupe and lime. 640 00:49:22,249 --> 00:49:24,342 Yummy. 641 00:49:24,384 --> 00:49:27,114 Come and see the view. Oh, you're going to die. 642 00:49:29,823 --> 00:49:32,690 Oh, it's beautiful. 643 00:49:32,726 --> 00:49:34,318 Don't you love it? 644 00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:38,220 So, what do you do, Judy? 645 00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:42,133 l sing, in a club. 646 00:49:42,169 --> 00:49:45,798 - You're a singer? - Just old standards. 647 00:49:45,839 --> 00:49:49,206 How wonderful! Well, please... sing something for me. 648 00:49:51,578 --> 00:49:58,643 ''We'll find a perfect peace, where joys never cease...'' 649 00:49:58,685 --> 00:50:04,988 ''somewhere beneath the starry skies.'' 650 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:11,931 ''We'll build a sweet little nest, somewhere in the West...'' 651 00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:17,904 ''And let the rest of the world go by.'' 652 00:50:17,938 --> 00:50:19,872 That was lovely. 653 00:50:19,907 --> 00:50:22,671 Oh, oh, you know, l never really had any talent. 654 00:50:22,709 --> 00:50:24,734 l never let that stop me. 655 00:50:35,455 --> 00:50:37,320 Here we go. 656 00:50:38,325 --> 00:50:40,793 Lila, l want to ask your advice. 657 00:50:41,795 --> 00:50:44,250 My advice? Me? 658 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,658 Love advice. Woman advice. 659 00:50:47,501 --> 00:50:49,765 Well, l think you've come to the wrong place for that... 660 00:50:49,803 --> 00:50:53,000 l mean, you'd have to ask me for advice on how to end up alone. 661 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,530 No. 662 00:50:54,575 --> 00:51:00,445 Now, l'm very attracted to this...person... 663 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,778 but l'm not getting anywhere. 664 00:51:02,816 --> 00:51:04,681 What's his name? 665 00:51:04,718 --> 00:51:05,776 Frances? 666 00:51:05,819 --> 00:51:09,516 ''Francis''...what a lovely, old fashioned name. 667 00:51:09,556 --> 00:51:11,387 That's sort of the problem. 668 00:51:13,694 --> 00:51:15,321 Lunge at it. 669 00:51:15,362 --> 00:51:17,990 - Really? - That's my new philosophy. 670 00:51:18,310 --> 00:51:21,660 lf you really want something, you lunge at it. 671 00:51:21,702 --> 00:51:24,364 What if it doesn't work out? 672 00:51:24,404 --> 00:51:27,134 Well, in my experience, things don't really work out anyway. 673 00:51:38,952 --> 00:51:40,613 l give up. 674 00:51:40,654 --> 00:51:42,383 How about some cocoa? 675 00:51:42,422 --> 00:51:44,253 We gotta go, Mom. 676 00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,384 You're going out? Margaret, it's after ten. 677 00:51:46,426 --> 00:51:49,691 Yeah, well, in some places the night's just starting. 678 00:51:51,265 --> 00:51:53,756 - Have a good time. - Thanks. 679 00:52:13,687 --> 00:52:15,814 Roses...roses. 680 00:52:15,856 --> 00:52:17,687 Anybody want a rose? 681 00:52:18,725 --> 00:52:20,750 Oh, sorry. 682 00:52:21,295 --> 00:52:23,855 Oh, you want a rose? 683 00:52:23,897 --> 00:52:25,489 No. 684 00:52:29,102 --> 00:52:30,933 Do you want one? 685 00:52:30,971 --> 00:52:35,635 Well, actually, l was thinking about something else. 686 00:52:54,895 --> 00:52:57,900 You know, it's really hard having sex 687 00:52:57,130 --> 00:52:59,826 when your mother's sleeping in the next room. 688 00:53:01,802 --> 00:53:04,168 Oddly enough, it's really hard to have sex 689 00:53:04,204 --> 00:53:06,672 when you make so much noise. 690 00:54:10,637 --> 00:54:12,298 (loud moaning) 691 00:54:47,941 --> 00:54:50,102 Okay, come on, honey! 692 00:54:53,447 --> 00:54:55,574 This is great. 693 00:54:56,283 --> 00:55:00,583 Hey, look who l found when l came to see if you girls wanted to play. 694 00:55:00,620 --> 00:55:02,247 Looks like you've been playing already. 695 00:55:02,289 --> 00:55:04,757 Are you accusing us of having sex in the bathroom? 696 00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:06,588 l hear it's all the rage. 697 00:55:06,626 --> 00:55:07,183 Paul, l... 698 00:55:07,227 --> 00:55:10,355 Carla gave me a ride on her motorcycle. Carla! 699 00:55:11,531 --> 00:55:14,898 Maggie, Maggie. l bought a condo from your mother today. 700 00:55:14,935 --> 00:55:16,903 Oh, she is such a sweetheart. 701 00:55:16,937 --> 00:55:19,167 And l've finally sent that invitation to my parents! 702 00:55:19,206 --> 00:55:21,370 l never thought l'd see the day. 703 00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:24,660 l can't talk right now. l am on in like, five seconds. 704 00:55:35,355 --> 00:55:37,983 God, l can't believe Carla brought Paul here. 705 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,118 He's only seventeen. He's not even consenting age. 706 00:55:41,161 --> 00:55:43,629 Looks like he's consenting to me. 707 00:55:50,670 --> 00:55:53,639 Hey, everybody, if you'd please take your seats. 708 00:55:53,673 --> 00:55:57,600 Our very own... Judy Squires! 709 00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:18,486 ''l'm not... a fucking drag queen,'' 710 00:56:18,532 --> 00:56:22,866 ''l'm in another bracket.'' 711 00:56:22,903 --> 00:56:26,669 ''What you see before you...'' 712 00:56:26,706 --> 00:56:30,506 ''is not some midnight racket.'' 713 00:56:31,778 --> 00:56:34,906 ''Nothing here is padded...'' 714 00:56:36,490 --> 00:56:39,212 ''l've paid a mighty fortune.'' 715 00:56:40,287 --> 00:56:43,814 ''A few things have been added...'' 716 00:56:44,724 --> 00:56:47,420 ''and one to two subtractions.'' 717 00:56:49,162 --> 00:56:53,258 ''l'm not a fucking drag queen,'' 718 00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:57,703 ''l won't let you forget it.'' 719 00:56:57,737 --> 00:57:01,969 ''When you say, ''Good day, Sir!'' you stab me all the way through,'' 720 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,241 ''my tender, transgender heart.'' 721 00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:15,911 ''And if you happen to be gay...'' 722 00:57:15,956 --> 00:57:20,154 ''you could show a little heart and understanding.'' 723 00:57:21,928 --> 00:57:25,921 ''lnstead of twittering and whispering and pointing Judas fingers'' 724 00:57:25,966 --> 00:57:31,970 ''like a bunch of cunning linguists at some gender crucifixion.'' 725 00:57:32,839 --> 00:57:35,637 ''And if you think l'm such a freak,'' 726 00:57:35,675 --> 00:57:40,476 ''there's no need to cut me down and put me in my place.'' 727 00:57:41,548 --> 00:57:45,314 ''You may just want to take a look at why your pants are oh, so wet'' 728 00:57:45,352 --> 00:57:51,154 ''and your knees like castanets, are giving you away.'' 729 00:57:51,191 --> 00:57:55,787 ''l'm not a fucking drag queen,'' 730 00:57:57,364 --> 00:58:01,630 ''l don't wear foot-long lashes.'' 731 00:58:01,668 --> 00:58:06,370 ''Don't wear a pound of make-up...'' 732 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,370 ''or seventeen tiaras!'' 733 00:58:10,143 --> 00:58:13,135 ''l don't want your five dollars...'' 734 00:58:14,547 --> 00:58:17,744 ''Before this song is over.'' 735 00:58:19,850 --> 00:58:21,451 ''Don't want your... ''How's it going, man!'' 736 00:58:21,488 --> 00:58:23,319 No, no, no. 737 00:58:23,356 --> 00:58:25,551 ''Miss Squires'' will do nicely.'' 738 00:58:27,627 --> 00:58:31,893 '''Cause, l'm not a fucking drag queen,'' 739 00:58:31,931 --> 00:58:35,298 ''so please don't be so rude.'' 740 00:58:36,202 --> 00:58:38,534 ''l'll break your fucking legs, sir...'' 741 00:58:38,571 --> 00:58:45,636 ''and then l'll pirouette while l mend my transgender heart!'' 742 00:58:47,347 --> 00:58:51,443 ''Can't you just say, ''yes, dear''... and ''she'' and ''her'' and ''sister''... 743 00:58:51,484 --> 00:59:01,951 ''to my tender, transgender heart.'' 744 00:59:10,136 --> 00:59:12,700 That was great, really. 745 00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:16,907 Family life's starting to get really weird. 746 00:59:16,943 --> 00:59:19,343 Yeah, l bet they didn't teach you this in Sex Ed. 747 00:59:20,714 --> 00:59:23,182 Well, consider me ''Dr. Carla'' at your service. 748 00:59:24,584 --> 00:59:26,677 What's with all those dildo things? 749 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,450 Oh, they used to be a political no-no, 750 00:59:29,489 --> 00:59:31,548 but now it's just a radical sex thing. 751 00:59:31,591 --> 00:59:34,424 Of course, l've always done exactly what l wanted to do. 752 00:59:36,663 --> 00:59:38,654 Girls have to improvise, you know? 753 00:59:38,698 --> 00:59:41,599 l like a cucumber, but they can get really slippery. 754 00:59:43,690 --> 00:59:44,934 Boys like toys too, you know. 755 00:59:51,611 --> 00:59:53,306 - This is for boys? - Um-hmmmm. 756 00:59:55,615 --> 00:59:57,674 - What is it? - A butt plug. 757 00:59:59,850 --> 01:00:00,916 lt's okay honey, l bleach it. 758 01:00:05,525 --> 01:00:09,860 Frances, l'm in love with you and l'm lunging until l get you. 759 01:00:09,129 --> 01:00:12,189 This isn't a good place... time, to lunge. 760 01:00:12,232 --> 01:00:14,257 l'm under a lot of pressure with this Customs thing. 761 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,300 l know. l'm lunging anyway. 762 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:22,872 Judy, l have never been what you'd call sexually adventurous. 763 01:00:22,909 --> 01:00:24,843 You don't have to be. l'll take that on. 764 01:00:24,878 --> 01:00:28,507 l mean l've never had a threesome, l've barely had twosomes. 765 01:00:28,548 --> 01:00:30,948 l have had three girlfriends, all of whom were exactly like me. 766 01:00:30,984 --> 01:00:32,713 l'm exactly like you. 767 01:00:33,353 --> 01:00:35,116 l know your favorite writer is Gertrude Stein... 768 01:00:35,155 --> 01:00:37,783 and l love Gertrude Stein. And not just the readable Stein. 769 01:00:37,824 --> 01:00:39,348 l was an English Major... 770 01:00:39,392 --> 01:00:42,589 my thesis was on Stein's ''The Geographical History of America.'' 771 01:00:42,629 --> 01:00:45,655 ''l think if you announce what you see... 772 01:00:45,698 --> 01:00:48,300 ''Then nobody can say no.'' 773 01:00:49,803 --> 01:00:51,202 Wow. 774 01:00:59,345 --> 01:01:00,869 - Do you like to... - l'd love to. 775 01:01:04,717 --> 01:01:06,617 - l just have to... - ...go to the bathroom. 776 01:01:06,653 --> 01:01:08,211 After you. 777 01:01:15,695 --> 01:01:17,287 Hop on. 778 01:01:17,330 --> 01:01:18,763 Cool. 779 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:22,725 Dykes! 780 01:01:31,578 --> 01:01:33,637 l'll just go and pay the bill. 781 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,800 Okay. 782 01:01:59,806 --> 01:02:01,296 Excuse me? 783 01:02:01,341 --> 01:02:04,139 Aren't you in the wrong place, ''sir?'' 784 01:02:05,745 --> 01:02:07,406 l don't think so. 785 01:02:07,447 --> 01:02:09,176 Shouldn't you be in the men's washroom? 786 01:02:09,215 --> 01:02:11,706 l mean, you are a man. 787 01:02:12,619 --> 01:02:14,610 No, l'm not. 788 01:02:16,122 --> 01:02:17,612 Get out. 789 01:02:25,398 --> 01:02:27,457 Make me. 790 01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:33,194 Are you happy now? 791 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,450 Let's go home. 792 01:02:57,830 --> 01:02:59,730 Get out! 793 01:03:02,435 --> 01:03:04,300 Stop it! 794 01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:06,731 - Are you okay? - She's not a woman... 795 01:03:06,773 --> 01:03:09,139 She should be in the men's washroom. 796 01:03:09,175 --> 01:03:11,400 She is a woman and she's our friend. 797 01:03:11,770 --> 01:03:12,669 - She is not a woman. - Yes, she is. 798 01:03:12,712 --> 01:03:14,475 - No! - Now, you say you're sorry. 799 01:03:14,514 --> 01:03:16,106 - She doesn't have to. - Say it! 800 01:03:16,382 --> 01:03:18,680 Sorry! 801 01:03:18,718 --> 01:03:20,743 ''Sorry, Ma'am.'' 802 01:03:21,955 --> 01:03:23,923 Sorry, Ma'am. 803 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,225 Thank you. 804 01:03:41,507 --> 01:03:43,805 (Opera music playing) 805 01:04:12,772 --> 01:04:14,205 Hm? 806 01:05:52,705 --> 01:05:54,969 This is a great place. 807 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:59,102 And it's very private. 808 01:06:02,315 --> 01:06:04,909 Do you really like boys? 809 01:06:04,951 --> 01:06:05,918 l mean... 810 01:06:05,952 --> 01:06:11,891 Soft centres, hard centres... l like all the chocolates in the box. 811 01:07:26,632 --> 01:07:28,224 Hold on... 812 01:07:34,207 --> 01:07:36,698 Relax. 813 01:07:50,723 --> 01:07:52,156 Bite me. 814 01:07:52,191 --> 01:07:53,123 Yes! 815 01:08:03,202 --> 01:08:05,170 - Come on in. - Thank you. 816 01:08:09,909 --> 01:08:12,343 l'll take your coat. 817 01:08:12,378 --> 01:08:14,500 Thank you. 818 01:08:17,116 --> 01:08:18,481 Would you like some tea? 819 01:08:18,517 --> 01:08:25,980 l have Mint Dreams, Cranberry Mist, Lemon Zip and decaf organic Earl Grey. 820 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:28,186 Yes, please. 821 01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:32,930 Lunge. 822 01:08:39,472 --> 01:08:41,337 - Frances? - Um-hmmm? 823 01:09:02,928 --> 01:09:04,828 Here. 824 01:09:25,384 --> 01:09:27,682 - l just... - What's wrong? 825 01:09:29,255 --> 01:09:31,985 l think l need a little more time. 826 01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:34,320 Oh... 827 01:09:38,364 --> 01:09:40,229 Oh...okay. 828 01:09:40,266 --> 01:09:41,961 Okay. 829 01:09:45,370 --> 01:09:46,800 l'll get your coat. 830 01:09:51,310 --> 01:09:54,211 - l had a really good time tonight. - Shh, shhh, shhh. 831 01:09:56,982 --> 01:09:59,246 Call me. 832 01:10:05,858 --> 01:10:07,450 'Night. 833 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:11,723 Good night. 834 01:10:23,776 --> 01:10:25,403 Batteries... 835 01:10:25,444 --> 01:10:28,572 batteries... oh there, there's some. 836 01:12:37,376 --> 01:12:39,276 Good morning, Margaret. 837 01:12:39,311 --> 01:12:41,472 l've made coffee. 838 01:12:42,581 --> 01:12:44,811 Everybody decent? 839 01:12:44,850 --> 01:12:46,784 Mom?! 840 01:12:54,590 --> 01:12:55,617 Oh... 841 01:13:03,302 --> 01:13:05,736 l made some coffee. 842 01:13:07,907 --> 01:13:09,738 So... 843 01:13:12,645 --> 01:13:17,344 l wanted to ask you about... how should l put this... 844 01:13:17,383 --> 01:13:22,184 about the box that l found underneath your bed last night. 845 01:13:23,289 --> 01:13:25,257 The box...? 846 01:13:26,225 --> 01:13:29,524 Oh, the box! 847 01:13:30,429 --> 01:13:33,193 You know... l should go. 848 01:13:33,232 --> 01:13:35,723 No, oh, no... 849 01:13:35,768 --> 01:13:37,861 you should stay. 850 01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:45,339 All right... 851 01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:46,435 the box.. 852 01:13:46,478 --> 01:13:48,605 Mom, about that box... 853 01:13:48,647 --> 01:13:49,705 Because, l... 854 01:13:49,748 --> 01:13:55,150 l was surprised that a girl your age would need all those...implements. 855 01:13:55,540 --> 01:13:57,648 Mom, they're not mine. 856 01:13:59,224 --> 01:14:00,350 What? 857 01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:03,555 They're not mine. They belong to the woman that l'm subletting from. 858 01:14:03,596 --> 01:14:06,531 She does these safe sex demonstrations. 859 01:14:06,565 --> 01:14:08,624 Oh, my God. 860 01:14:09,702 --> 01:14:11,863 Mom, did you...? 861 01:14:12,338 --> 01:14:14,397 - Mom, did you? - Yes. 862 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:17,409 - Yes? - And why not? 863 01:14:17,443 --> 01:14:23,575 And actually the experience was very... liberating, it was very liberating. 864 01:14:25,684 --> 01:14:27,447 So, Margaret... 865 01:14:28,754 --> 01:14:32,530 now you tell me, what's going on here? 866 01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:34,925 W-what? 867 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,870 Well, there's something going on here. 868 01:14:37,129 --> 01:14:40,155 That's... l mean, are you...? 869 01:14:41,433 --> 01:14:43,924 Do you actually think you're in love? 870 01:14:49,475 --> 01:14:51,409 Well...? 871 01:14:53,579 --> 01:14:55,570 Well? 872 01:14:57,116 --> 01:14:59,209 Well. 873 01:14:59,251 --> 01:15:00,843 Mom... 874 01:15:00,886 --> 01:15:04,117 l'm tired of you always running my life and criticizing me. 875 01:15:05,290 --> 01:15:07,656 - l don't... - Criticizing the way l look. 876 01:15:07,693 --> 01:15:09,558 l don't run your life. 877 01:15:09,595 --> 01:15:11,392 - The way l dress. - Let me tell you something... 878 01:15:11,430 --> 01:15:14,831 l would love to run your life. Somebody should besides you. 879 01:15:14,867 --> 01:15:16,232 Oh, so you're admitting it. 880 01:15:16,268 --> 01:15:18,133 Well, l would do a better job. 881 01:15:18,170 --> 01:15:20,161 Oh, right, because you're running your own life so well! 882 01:15:20,205 --> 01:15:22,571 You think because you're young everything's gonna work out. 883 01:15:22,608 --> 01:15:25,202 Well, that's not true. You fuck up now and you're going to... 884 01:15:25,244 --> 01:15:27,838 - Me fuck up...? - fuck up your entire life! 885 01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,745 Look at yourself! 886 01:15:41,827 --> 01:15:43,385 - Leave it! - Let me help. 887 01:15:43,429 --> 01:15:44,657 Leave it. l'm fine. 888 01:15:44,697 --> 01:15:47,970 l'm sorry. 889 01:15:47,132 --> 01:15:48,997 She asked you if we were in love. 890 01:15:49,340 --> 01:15:51,502 My mother doesn't need to know everything in my life. 891 01:15:51,537 --> 01:15:53,562 Well then, fuck you! 892 01:16:00,713 --> 01:16:04,649 l'm going to go and get Paul. l am not going to be sticking around. 893 01:16:07,119 --> 01:16:10,316 lt's not that l didn't try to help, l have tried to help. 894 01:16:10,355 --> 01:16:13,620 l have tried in every way l could. 895 01:16:14,493 --> 01:16:16,893 But if that's how she feels... 896 01:16:27,806 --> 01:16:29,797 Here you go. 897 01:16:32,144 --> 01:16:33,441 Thanks. 898 01:16:45,124 --> 01:16:48,423 l will not stay where l am not wanted. 899 01:16:48,460 --> 01:16:52,726 l mean, you try and you help someone and this is the thanks l get. 900 01:16:52,765 --> 01:16:55,632 lf that's how it's going to be, then that's how it's going to be. 901 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:58,761 l've had it with working my fingers to the bone. 902 01:17:08,113 --> 01:17:09,978 Here, let me get the door for you, Tony. 903 01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:17,984 Hey, Judy, what do you think of this? 904 01:17:18,230 --> 01:17:20,514 My sister-in-law gave it to me, fuck. 905 01:17:20,559 --> 01:17:22,288 Oh, it's beautiful, Tony. 906 01:17:22,327 --> 01:17:25,125 Ah, it's a piece of garbage, but it's better than the other one. 907 01:17:26,532 --> 01:17:28,796 Hey... watch your back there, my love. 908 01:17:30,702 --> 01:17:32,465 Okay, put it over here. 909 01:17:33,972 --> 01:17:37,320 Come on here, put it down. What are you, stupid? 910 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,168 So, why didn't she just tell Lila? 911 01:17:43,810 --> 01:17:45,709 lt doesn't matter. lt's over. 912 01:17:45,751 --> 01:17:53,123 Listen to me, Kim, if you leave now you will be making a huge mistake. 913 01:17:53,158 --> 01:17:55,490 l mean, you two have it made. You love each other... 914 01:17:55,527 --> 01:17:57,154 it's as clear as day... 915 01:17:57,196 --> 01:17:59,790 and love is not that easy to come by. 916 01:18:02,267 --> 01:18:04,531 Well, how about you and Frances? 917 01:18:05,637 --> 01:18:07,400 Are you okay? 918 01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:09,100 Not really. 919 01:18:10,609 --> 01:18:12,338 l'm sorry. 920 01:18:12,377 --> 01:18:13,469 Yeah. 921 01:18:13,512 --> 01:18:17,642 She's the one making the huge mistake. That's for sure. 922 01:18:17,683 --> 01:18:20,345 Come on, Judy, you're one in a million. 923 01:18:20,385 --> 01:18:22,285 Thank you. 924 01:18:23,622 --> 01:18:25,453 And what do you get? 925 01:18:47,412 --> 01:18:48,879 San Francisco? 926 01:18:48,914 --> 01:18:50,848 That's what she said. 927 01:18:50,883 --> 01:18:53,440 Right. 928 01:18:53,850 --> 01:18:55,918 Oh, sweetie, why didn't you just tell your mom? 929 01:18:57,356 --> 01:19:01,383 l suddenly felt ashamed l wasn't sleeping with ''Mr. Snugly'' any more. 930 01:19:01,426 --> 01:19:03,180 What? 931 01:19:07,633 --> 01:19:09,157 l gotta go to work. 932 01:19:09,201 --> 01:19:12,227 No, sweetie, stay right here and you get yourself together, 933 01:19:12,271 --> 01:19:15,331 - you take all the time you need. - Thank you. 934 01:19:18,477 --> 01:19:23,574 Oh, sweetie. lt's gonna be okay. 935 01:19:37,930 --> 01:19:40,125 lt's about time. 936 01:19:40,165 --> 01:19:42,292 l want you to clean up this mess. 937 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:45,196 Hello? 938 01:19:47,339 --> 01:19:48,704 Asshole! 939 01:20:03,422 --> 01:20:05,686 Hi, Frances. 940 01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:08,424 l'm sorry about the other day. 941 01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:10,520 Yeah? 942 01:20:10,950 --> 01:20:12,427 l came to tell you... l found this. 943 01:20:12,931 --> 01:20:15,297 The Film Classification Board is coming here. 944 01:20:15,334 --> 01:20:16,631 They're going to impound your videos. 945 01:20:18,136 --> 01:20:19,967 l stole this for you. 946 01:20:21,807 --> 01:20:22,865 Shit. 947 01:20:22,908 --> 01:20:24,375 - They're coming here tonight. - Tonight? 948 01:20:24,409 --> 01:20:26,843 They love coming at night because of the overtime. 949 01:20:26,878 --> 01:20:28,675 They'll be here just before closing time. 950 01:20:30,549 --> 01:20:35,612 Yeah, well... look Bernice, thanks. 951 01:20:36,822 --> 01:20:38,847 Yeah, that's okay. 952 01:20:43,428 --> 01:20:46,329 ''Officers are to search the premises and seize any videos... 953 01:20:46,365 --> 01:20:48,993 which could be classified as obscene materials.'' 954 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:50,524 l give up. 955 01:20:51,303 --> 01:20:54,795 Maybe they're right. Look at this place. 956 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:58,936 Yeah, it's obscene. That's the point! 957 01:20:58,977 --> 01:21:01,309 We can hide the videos. 958 01:21:01,346 --> 01:21:03,780 They'll just come back for them. 959 01:21:03,815 --> 01:21:06,716 Call your lawyer...call the newspapers! They want obscene? 960 01:21:08,487 --> 01:21:10,853 - Maggie...speak to me. - They've got it! 961 01:21:17,195 --> 01:21:21,495 Margaret and l never fight, but all of a sudden, l'm the bad guy. 962 01:21:21,533 --> 01:21:24,593 Well, don't you worry about a thing, Lila. 963 01:21:24,636 --> 01:21:27,537 You and Paul can stay here as long as you like. 964 01:21:27,572 --> 01:21:31,702 Oh, and then so Paul calls to say that he's not coming home last night. 965 01:21:31,743 --> 01:21:34,211 And you know, that's just so unlike him... 966 01:21:34,246 --> 01:21:37,790 and, you know, l'm really...l'm worried sick. 967 01:21:37,115 --> 01:21:39,310 l mean, what's gotten into him? 968 01:21:41,853 --> 01:21:43,787 l'll get that, sweetheart. 969 01:21:48,126 --> 01:21:51,994 Hi...Special Delivery for Mr. Jeremy Squires. He has to sign. 970 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:54,498 Jeremy? l think you have the wrong address. 971 01:21:55,767 --> 01:21:59,362 - l'm Jeremy. - Oh, l'm sorry, Judy. 972 01:22:00,806 --> 01:22:03,100 l'm Jeremy Squires. 973 01:22:17,856 --> 01:22:19,915 Thank you. 974 01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:21,892 Have a nice day. 975 01:22:27,650 --> 01:22:29,226 You're Jeremy? 976 01:22:30,335 --> 01:22:32,963 Why don't you come inside, honey. 977 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,472 Just come inside. 978 01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:42,344 l'm Jeremy. 979 01:22:44,516 --> 01:22:46,108 You're a man. 980 01:22:46,151 --> 01:22:48,312 No, no, no... not really. 981 01:22:48,353 --> 01:22:50,947 Not ever. 982 01:22:50,989 --> 01:22:54,982 l was born into a man's body, but l've always been a woman. 983 01:22:55,260 --> 01:22:58,223 And, well... after the final surgery... 984 01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:04,528 l think l need a little drink. 985 01:23:05,937 --> 01:23:07,734 Help yourself. 986 01:23:37,135 --> 01:23:41,902 ''Dear Jeremy, thank you for your invitation. 987 01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:46,100 But your mother and l won't be able to visit with you.'' 988 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:46,601 Oh. 989 01:23:46,645 --> 01:23:51,947 ''We're sorry but, in the future, l think it's...best.'' 990 01:24:05,797 --> 01:24:07,492 What is it? 991 01:24:11,703 --> 01:24:16,572 My father's lawyer will be in touch with you about the sale. 992 01:24:19,844 --> 01:24:21,607 So, they're not going to come? 993 01:24:22,414 --> 01:24:25,440 But...well, they bought you this place. 994 01:24:25,483 --> 01:24:28,850 Yes, well...apparently this place is a... 995 01:24:30,755 --> 01:24:33,588 a ''get lost'' contract. 996 01:24:37,295 --> 01:24:39,240 Well... 997 01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:41,430 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 998 01:24:45,237 --> 01:24:50,106 You know, l'm feeling a kind of a rage. 999 01:24:51,243 --> 01:24:56,442 A nasty kind of bubbling-up kind of rage. 1000 01:24:59,818 --> 01:25:01,410 Thank you. 1001 01:25:10,762 --> 01:25:12,389 l'm too old for this. 1002 01:25:12,430 --> 01:25:16,958 No... you are not too old. 1003 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,197 You are pissed-off. 1004 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:21,939 See... 1005 01:25:21,973 --> 01:25:26,672 rage gets trapped in the body... 1006 01:25:26,711 --> 01:25:31,614 and it can make you feel old and tired... 1007 01:25:33,218 --> 01:25:35,686 that's why you have to let it out. 1008 01:25:37,155 --> 01:25:39,885 Like this. 1009 01:26:09,854 --> 01:26:11,481 Li-la! Li-la! 1010 01:26:11,523 --> 01:26:12,615 Li-la! 1011 01:26:12,657 --> 01:26:14,750 - l can't. - Come on, come on. 1012 01:26:14,793 --> 01:26:16,624 Yes, you can. And remember... 1013 01:26:16,661 --> 01:26:19,357 Scream. Let it out. Let it out. 1014 01:26:19,397 --> 01:26:22,298 Li-la, Li-la...! 1015 01:26:30,442 --> 01:26:32,137 Oh, my God! Here we are! 1016 01:26:32,177 --> 01:26:35,100 Here we go... one, two, three! 1017 01:26:37,615 --> 01:26:40,175 Frances, come on! What is she going to do... 1018 01:26:40,218 --> 01:26:42,652 stay like this all night? 1019 01:26:45,690 --> 01:26:47,317 l'm going to call the press. 1020 01:26:47,359 --> 01:26:49,259 l'm going to call my lawyer. 1021 01:26:49,294 --> 01:26:51,785 - l gotta go lock up. - l've got to get changed. 1022 01:26:58,403 --> 01:27:01,736 l'll be right back, okay? Just stay where you are. 1023 01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:05,332 Because we are the Goddesses. 1024 01:27:05,377 --> 01:27:08,676 And what we need, we take. 1025 01:27:08,713 --> 01:27:10,908 Come on. l want Frances to hear this. 1026 01:27:10,949 --> 01:27:12,177 Yes! 1027 01:27:12,217 --> 01:27:14,412 But we can't go over like this. 1028 01:27:14,452 --> 01:27:15,976 Oh... 1029 01:27:18,256 --> 01:27:20,315 Make-over! 1030 01:27:32,570 --> 01:27:36,768 (shower running) l'll just call the television stations. 1031 01:27:36,808 --> 01:27:41,600 (phone ringing) No, the newspapers. And my neighbor. 1032 01:27:41,450 --> 01:27:43,639 ''Hi, it's Frances, talk now.'' 1033 01:27:43,681 --> 01:27:45,740 Hi Frances...? it's Kim. 1034 01:27:45,784 --> 01:27:48,378 l can't find Maggie anywhere. 1035 01:27:48,420 --> 01:27:49,409 Or Lila. 1036 01:27:49,454 --> 01:27:50,978 Where is everyone? 1037 01:27:52,657 --> 01:27:56,388 Oh, forget it. lf you get this message can you just tell Maggie that l called. 1038 01:27:57,362 --> 01:27:58,829 Thanks. 1039 01:28:04,736 --> 01:28:06,795 Hey, dyke! 1040 01:28:07,572 --> 01:28:10,630 - Hey, hey, baby. - l know what she needs. 1041 01:28:12,610 --> 01:28:16,205 Come on man, we're late. Forget it, fuck. 1042 01:28:20,118 --> 01:28:25,550 Judy: l'm going from Shannon to Dublin... 1043 01:28:25,890 --> 01:28:29,549 to London... to Botswana. 1044 01:28:29,594 --> 01:28:32,825 Oh! Oh, honey... 1045 01:28:38,269 --> 01:28:39,998 Oh, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 1046 01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:44,839 No. No, we must go and find this Frances. 1047 01:28:45,376 --> 01:28:48,311 Oh... in my hair? 1048 01:28:48,346 --> 01:28:50,541 - Just a little. - Oh, my God. 1049 01:28:51,649 --> 01:28:53,276 - Are you okay? - Yeah, oh, God... 1050 01:28:53,318 --> 01:28:55,286 l feel much better. 1051 01:28:56,654 --> 01:28:58,884 Come on, lesbo! 1052 01:28:58,923 --> 01:29:01,721 Don't you want to play with me, huh? 1053 01:29:06,865 --> 01:29:09,231 l've got eight inches from hell here for you, baby! 1054 01:29:09,267 --> 01:29:11,360 Oh my God, that looks like Margaret. 1055 01:29:12,737 --> 01:29:14,500 lt is. 1056 01:29:17,609 --> 01:29:19,577 Get away from my daughter you! 1057 01:29:21,813 --> 01:29:24,509 You stupid creeps! 1058 01:29:24,549 --> 01:29:26,847 Come on guys, get lost. 1059 01:29:26,885 --> 01:29:29,217 - Yeah, get out of here! - Fuck you. 1060 01:29:32,524 --> 01:29:34,321 Oh, Judy! 1061 01:29:34,359 --> 01:29:36,190 - Oh, sorry...sorry. - Oh, my God! 1062 01:29:36,227 --> 01:29:38,627 - Dyke. - Oh, thank you. 1063 01:29:40,698 --> 01:29:43,496 Open the door, Margaret. What are you doing in there? 1064 01:29:43,535 --> 01:29:45,594 You've got no clothes on. 1065 01:29:45,637 --> 01:29:48,710 Please, open the door! 1066 01:29:48,106 --> 01:29:51,701 Margaret, open the goddamn door! 1067 01:29:53,511 --> 01:29:56,173 - What, you're going to break in? - lf l have to. 1068 01:30:00,318 --> 01:30:03,140 - l am not taking sides. - Fine. 1069 01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:12,255 Oh, oh my God, Maggie, please. 1070 01:30:12,297 --> 01:30:14,629 Sweetheart, please, come down out of the window. 1071 01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:17,157 - Maggie, please. - l need coffee. 1072 01:30:17,201 --> 01:30:19,795 - Maggie, come on. - We're closed. 1073 01:30:19,837 --> 01:30:21,828 - You want one? - Why are you doing this? 1074 01:30:21,873 --> 01:30:23,966 l think l saw a light on over in Tony's. 1075 01:30:25,877 --> 01:30:28,380 This is about Kim, isn't it? 1076 01:30:28,790 --> 01:30:33,176 You think l don't know anything about life, about love? 1077 01:30:33,217 --> 01:30:37,677 Well, let me tell you something. l was in love once. 1078 01:30:39,230 --> 01:30:40,581 Completely. 1079 01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:43,355 And his name was Otis. 1080 01:30:43,394 --> 01:30:44,292 Otis? 1081 01:30:44,329 --> 01:30:47,457 Yes, and he was a back-up singer for Wayne Newton. 1082 01:30:56,207 --> 01:30:59,438 Yoo-hoo, Tony! 1083 01:30:59,477 --> 01:31:01,945 You've got to put something on. 1084 01:31:01,980 --> 01:31:06,644 Oh, Maggie, he was so...he had this little black moustache and... 1085 01:31:06,684 --> 01:31:09,778 Okay, you want some coffee you're going to have to make it yourself. 1086 01:31:09,821 --> 01:31:11,880 - Thank you, Tony. - You're welcome. 1087 01:31:13,570 --> 01:31:15,480 Hey listen, l called my lawyer, you know. 1088 01:31:16,761 --> 01:31:19,628 l told Frances l would and l did. 1089 01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:25,864 (gas hissing) Goddamn this thing, the thing doesn't fit. 1090 01:31:26,270 --> 01:31:28,295 l thought l loved your father. 1091 01:31:28,339 --> 01:31:32,275 We'd been married for two years. l was pregnant with you, but... 1092 01:31:32,310 --> 01:31:33,299 Mother! 1093 01:31:35,130 --> 01:31:39,575 But then l met Otis and l... oh, my God. 1094 01:31:44,122 --> 01:31:46,560 ( engine revving men shouting) 1095 01:31:52,997 --> 01:31:54,794 Hey! 1096 01:32:06,277 --> 01:32:07,244 Shit! 1097 01:32:40,545 --> 01:32:42,706 Mom? 1098 01:32:47,185 --> 01:32:49,745 Mom? Mom, where are you? 1099 01:32:50,488 --> 01:32:52,251 Mom? 1100 01:32:53,891 --> 01:32:55,518 Maggie...? 1101 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:56,356 Mom? 1102 01:32:56,394 --> 01:32:58,828 Oh, Maggie. 1103 01:32:58,863 --> 01:33:02,629 - Oh, Mom. - Oh, sweetheart, are you okay? 1104 01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:04,760 l'm okay, Mom, are you okay? 1105 01:33:04,802 --> 01:33:06,736 Oh, my God, oh my baby. 1106 01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:10,131 Wait a second. 1107 01:33:10,575 --> 01:33:12,440 Who's this? 1108 01:33:13,211 --> 01:33:15,270 Oh my God, Tony. 1109 01:33:15,313 --> 01:33:18,749 lt was my sister-in-law's stupid fucking oven. 1110 01:33:24,622 --> 01:33:26,715 Where is Judy? 1111 01:33:27,859 --> 01:33:29,224 Wait. 1112 01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:31,570 Judy? 1113 01:33:31,950 --> 01:33:33,290 Oh, look at this! 1114 01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:36,500 My store blows up and nobody even comes to see me. 1115 01:33:40,605 --> 01:33:42,937 - lt's broken, fuck. - Judy...? 1116 01:33:42,974 --> 01:33:45,534 - Lila...? - Oh, there you are. 1117 01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:47,669 Oh, Maggie. Oh, my God, are you okay? 1118 01:33:47,712 --> 01:33:50,510 l got the license number. We have to call the police. 1119 01:33:50,548 --> 01:33:51,515 Good. 1120 01:33:51,549 --> 01:33:53,915 Oh... 1121 01:33:53,951 --> 01:33:55,782 Frances! 1122 01:33:55,820 --> 01:33:57,947 Frances, wait! We need to call the police. 1123 01:33:57,989 --> 01:33:59,980 - l got the license number. - l called the police. 1124 01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:01,514 And you know... are you all right? 1125 01:34:01,559 --> 01:34:03,493 That's ''Frances?'' 1126 01:34:03,528 --> 01:34:06,190 Judy... l love you. 1127 01:34:33,124 --> 01:34:34,989 Thank God. 1128 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:39,392 You go on now... go on. 1129 01:34:43,901 --> 01:34:46,369 Careful Maggie, watch the traffic! 1130 01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:17,398 Here... have a drink.