1 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:08,309 ( siren wailing ) 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,144 Man ( sighing ): YOU KNOW, 3 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:13,714 WE WERE JUST GONNA RELEASE YOU. 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,317 BUT I GOT CURIOUS 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:20,421 WHEN MY DEPUTY TOLD ME THAT YOU, UH, FINO, 6 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,156 YOU WERE RECENTLY ARRESTED 7 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,358 FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ANOTHER STUDENT. 8 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,327 ( chuckles ) 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,097 AND YOU, UH, WILL, 10 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,665 HAVE A SEX TAPE ON YOUR PERSON. 11 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,402 YEAH. 12 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:38,106 AND YOU, UH... UH, "NATTON"? 13 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,841 NO, IT'S NATAN. "NATAN"? THAT'S A LOVELY NAME. 14 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,411 YOU, NATAN, APPEAR TO BE DRESSED AS A... 15 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:46,280 WELL, A YOUNG MRS. DOUBTFIRE. 16 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,682 ** 17 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,800 ( sports plays on TV ) 18 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,357 OH! SORRY. I'M SORRY! 19 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,759 ( whistling ) 20 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,534 NICE, THANK YOU. YEAH. 21 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,846 YES, GOD DAMN IT. YES. 22 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,255 ** 23 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,224 ( excited chattering ) 24 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,197 Man: FINO! ( muffled rock music playing ) 25 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,902 OH, FUCK! 26 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,243 ( rock music plays ) 27 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,779 CHECK OUT THAT GIRL OVER THERE. 28 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,416 OH, HEAD SCARF. NICE. 29 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,718 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S DOING HERE? WHAT, SHE CAN'T BE HERE? 30 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,921 JUST 'CAUSE SHE WEARS THAT THING DOESN'T MEAN THEY LOCK HER UP AT NIGHT. 31 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,857 IT'S UNUSUAL, NOT SOMETHING WE NORMALLY SEE IN OUR LIVING ROOM. 32 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,959 OH, NORMAL. OKAY. MR. NORMAL OVER HERE. 33 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,395 WELL, I'M SORRY, MR. NORMAL, BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT. 34 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,564 GRAB ME ANOTHER BEER. 35 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,634 YOU CAME TO YOUR OWN PARTY. THAT'S SO COOL. 36 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,537 ( indistinct ) ( chuckling ) 37 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:52,940 I AM SO HIGH. MARCO, GO HOME. 38 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,375 GO HOME. 39 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,413 HE DOESN'T EVEN SMOKE. BULLSHIT. 40 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,749 DUDE. OH, THIS GUY. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 41 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,451 WHERE WERE YOU? SLEEPING ON THE JOB. 42 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,620 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. I PASSED OUT HARD. 43 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:10,324 LET ME GET A DRINK FIRST. HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 44 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,793 OH, NIA'S HERE. YOU INVITED HER, MAN? 45 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,729 YEAH, MAN. IT'S ALL GOOD. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 46 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,465 JESUS. 47 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,600 HEY, WHAT'S UP? HEY. 48 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,570 SO I WAS IN THIS ENGLISH CLASS ONCE, AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL 49 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,805 WHO WORE A HEAD SCARF, AND I WOULD STARE AT HER ALL THE TIME. 50 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,507 DOING THE CLASS CREEP THING? OH, YEAH. 51 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,510 I DABBLE IN CLASS CREEP FOR SURE. AS WE ALL DO. 52 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,880 ANYWAY, ONE DAY BEFORE CLASS, SHE JUST WHIPS OFF HER SCARF 53 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:36,417 AND STARTS COMBING HER HAIR RIGHT THERE. LIKE "GIRLS GONE WILD"? 54 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,352 YOU JOKE, BUT I'M SERIOUS. 55 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,588 I WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY TAKEN ABACK. 56 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:44,558 SHE HAD THE MOST GORGEOUS LONG WAVY HAIR. 57 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,760 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT AS SOON AS I SAW THAT, 58 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,629 SERIOUSLY, 59 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,964 I GOT A FUCKING FULL-ON HARD-ON. 60 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,833 NO, I'M SERIOUS, OKAY? 61 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,868 I'M TALKING LIKE YOU WAKE UP FROM A NAP, 62 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,871 YOU GOT A SUPER-BONER, YOU GOT THAT COCK-STRETCHING SKIN. 63 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,807 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? HELL, YEAH. 64 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,445 SO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND COMING? YES, DAVID IS COMING. 65 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,046 "DAVID"? OKAY, GOOD. I'M GLAD. 66 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,748 YOU TOLD ME TO INVITE HIM. 67 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,483 I KNOW. I WANT TO MEET HIM. 68 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,852 YEAH, I FLIRT WITH YOU, MAKE INSIDE JOKES, 69 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,821 AND THEN TEASE HIM FOR HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU LATER. 70 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,324 I'M LIKE THE BAD GUY IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY. 71 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,526 ROMANTIC COMEDIES, HUH? 72 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,329 YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE. 73 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,071 HI. 74 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,606 DAVID, THIS IS FINO. 75 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,445 NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, DAVID. 76 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,017 "OBSESSED" IS THE WORD THAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 77 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,755 HE IS OBSESSED WITH THIS GIRL AND WHAT HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE. 78 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,324 WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? NATAN! HEY! 79 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,760 I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. 80 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,896 HI, I'M NATAN. NICE TO MEET YOU. HI. 81 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,931 SO, WHAT HAPPENED? 82 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,001 OH, UH... WELL, YOU CAN EXPLAIN. NAH. 83 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,903 COME ON. 84 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:06,640 OKAY. UM... WELL, I, UH... 85 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,343 I FINALLY SAW HER HAIR, 'CAUSE SHE WAS COMBING IT, 86 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:11,345 AND I GOT 87 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:14,515 AN UNEXPECTED ERECTION. 88 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,951 THAT'S A SWEET STORY. YEAH, I MEAN, BONERS ARE SO ROMANTIC. 89 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,388 SANA, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HIM SOME HAIR? 90 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,022 YEAH. GIVE HIM A LITTLE PEEK. 91 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,025 SHUT UP, SLUTS. YOU TWO COULD AFFORD TO COVER UP A LITTLE BIT. 92 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,495 THE STORY'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC, OKAY? 93 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,663 IT'S JUST, YOU DON'T EXPECT HAIR TO BE SO AROUSING. 94 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:32,866 I GUESS BODY PARTS 95 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,136 GAIN SEXUAL POWER, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU TREAT THEM. 96 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,439 PEOPLE CAN FORGET HOW BEAUTIFUL HAIR CAN BE. 97 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,641 IF YOU COVER IT UP AND ONLY SHOW IT 98 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,843 DURING INTIMATE SITUATIONS LIKE OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY, 99 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,512 IT CAN BE VERY EROTIC. 100 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,816 GLAD YOU AGREE. 101 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:52,486 ( chattering ) 102 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,089 I CAN'T. WE CAN ALL USE ONE MORE. 103 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,760 I'M GONNA REGRET THIS. TO THE GRAND OPENING OF FUCKED-UP CITY! 104 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,562 YEAH! 105 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,098 ( shudders ) GOOD. 106 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,569 ** 107 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,450 ( shouts, whoops ) 108 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:30,090 YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE ALL THESE RULES, LIKE NOT SMOKING, 109 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,493 NOT SHOWING CERTAIN BODY PARTS-- 110 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,629 ALL THESE THINGS CAN MAKE YOU A MORE ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. 111 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,499 DAVID, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 112 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,934 KILL ME NOW! ( retching ) 113 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,575 SO, YOU DON'T DRINK... YOU DON'T DRINK AT ALL. 114 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,577 YOU'VE NEVER DRANK. NO, I DON'T. 115 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,612 I'M NOT SAYING THAT PEOPLE SHOULD JOIN A CERTAIN GROUP, 116 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,747 BUT IF THEY DO, THEY SHOULD FOLLOW THE RULES. 117 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,683 THAT'S REASONABLE. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK DRINKING. 118 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,751 SERIOUSLY. HANGOVERS ARE THE WORST, 119 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,187 AND IT MAKES YOU FAT. 120 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,490 THE FRESHMAN 15 IS FROM JAGER SHOTS AND MILLER LITES. 121 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,592 YEAH, BUT I KNOW, LIKE... 122 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,060 I KNOW PLENTY OF PATHETIC DUDES 123 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,062 WHO LOST THEIR VIRGINITY 124 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,131 JUST BECAUSE OF MILLER LITE AND JAGER SHOTS. 125 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,967 ANOTHER GREAT POINT. I MEAN, DO I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT 126 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:17,638 EASILY STAYING AT 120 POUNDS AND NOT GETTING DATE-RAPED? NO. 127 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,874 I COULD'VE JUST ROOFIED YOUR PINEAPPLE JUICE RIGHT NOW. 128 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,543 I'M NOT DRINKING PINEAPPLE JUICE. 129 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:25,145 OH, FUCK. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 130 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,781 OH, SOMEBODY'S GOT YOUR VIRGIN ROOFIE COLADA. 131 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,183 OH, GOD. HILARIOUS. 132 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,185 HEY, BUD, DON'T DRINK THAT. 133 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,756 OH, FUCK. 134 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,992 NATAN SAID YOU HAD SOME OLD MOVIES YOU WANTED TO SHOW ME. 135 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:42,596 ( nervous chuckle ) YEAH. 136 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,833 YEAH, MAYBE SOMETIME I'LL SHOW YOU. SHOW ME NOW. 137 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:53,140 ( muttering ) OH, DAVID, ARE YOU OKAY? 138 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,843 STRONG ARMS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH HIM? 139 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,845 I'LL JUST TAKE HIM HOME. ARE YOU SURE? 140 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,913 HE CAN CRASH HERE. NO, I'M ON MY WAY OUT. 141 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,249 I'LL JUST TAKE HIM WITH ME. THE GUY'S DONE FOR. 142 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,685 ( grunts ) 143 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,120 BESIDES, YOU DON'T WANT HIM PUKING ON EVERYBODY. 144 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,256 NO, NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 145 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,625 OKAY, SIT DOWN. 146 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,229 OKAY, IF YOU GET UNCOMFORTABLE AT ANY TIME, JUST LET ME KNOW. 147 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:19,099 OKAY. OKAY. 148 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,062 ( man moaning ) 149 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,264 THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 150 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,602 WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 151 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,070 NOT HOMEMADE PORNOGRAPHY. 152 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,573 SO YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 153 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,274 NO, I DON'T LIKE IT. 154 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,777 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, ANYWAY? YOUR PARENTS? 155 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,679 MY PARENTS? 156 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,881 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 157 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:11,084 WELL, THEN, WHO ARE THEY? WHOSE HOUSE DID YOU BREAK INTO TO MAKE THIS? 158 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,286 I DIDN'T MAKE THIS. I JUST BOUGHT IT. 159 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,957 THAT'S EVEN WORSE. WHO DID YOU BUY IT OFF OF? SOME SOMALIAN PEDDLER? 160 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:20,193 IT'S NOT A KIDNEY OFF THE BLACK MARKET, IT'S A PORNO. 161 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,996 IT'S GROSS. WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THIS TO ME? 162 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,298 BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO. YOU BEGGED ME TO SHOW YOU. 163 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,367 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THIS. 164 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,904 THESE PEOPLE ARE OLD AND SAGGY. THIS TURNS YOU ON? 165 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,373 I AM JUST TRYING TO SAY 166 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,176 THAT THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE 167 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:39,647 EXPERIENCING REAL SEXUAL LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. 168 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,182 BUT THEY DIDN'T AGREE TO LET YOU WATCH THEM. 169 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:45,686 THAT'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY'S MOM. THEY MIGHT BE GRANDPARENTS. 170 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,722 THEY'RE NOT ACTORS. THAT'S WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT IT, WILL. 171 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,959 OKAY, LISTEN, SARAH. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 172 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:55,863 THERE IS NOTHING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT. 173 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,965 ( moaning continues ) 174 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,637 I'M SORRY. 175 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:06,707 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 176 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,677 I GOT TO GO. OKAY, OKAY. I'M SORRY. 177 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,378 I WILL TAKE YOU HOME. 178 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,047 I'M JUST NOT AS OPEN AS YOU ARE. YEAH, NO. 179 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,149 NO, IT'S NOT YOU. I THINK I'VE GOT SOME ISSUES. 180 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,786 YEAH, I THINK YOU DO. 181 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,856 CHEERS. CHEERS. 182 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,993 MM. MM. 183 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,395 ( coughs ) OH. 184 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,668 FINO, FINO... HMM? 185 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,771 WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK ME EARLIER, FINO? 186 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,673 UH, I DON'T REMEMBER. 187 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:43,310 I THINK YOU DO, FINO. YOU'RE NUTSO. 188 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:47,781 LET ME TRY TO THINK. YEAH, OKAY, I REMEMBER. 189 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,449 LAY IT ON ME, FINO. 190 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,019 I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 191 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,922 ALL RIGHT. 192 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,224 I WAS, UM, WONDERING 193 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,861 IF YOU EVER LET DAVID GET ROUGH WITH YOU. 194 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,230 YOU KNOW, LIKE WE USED TO. 195 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,099 ASK DAVID TO GET ROUGH? 196 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,035 YEAH. 197 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,370 YOU NEVER ASKED HIM? NO, NEVER. 198 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,239 WHY NOT? 199 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,008 DAVID TOOK THREE SHOTS 200 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,811 AND LITERALLY HAD TO BE CARRIED HOME. 201 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,114 WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE LIGHTS ON. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIS PENIS LOOKS LIKE. 202 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,216 SO YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO LET HIM TRY? 203 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,218 NO, FINO. 204 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,121 IT... IT WOULD BE DISAPPOINTING. 205 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,091 SO WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE STOPPED ALL THAT STUFF? 206 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,460 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. 207 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,129 BECAUSE THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW, BUT WITH SOME DOOFUS. 208 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,366 HEY. BORING SEX ASIDE, HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY. 209 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,434 OH. THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE, RIGHT? 210 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,403 NICE GUYS. 211 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,408 YOU KNOW, FOR WHATEVER REASON, FINO, 212 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,278 YOU WERE THE ONLY GUY WHO WOULD... 213 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,415 INDULGE ME. 214 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:59,419 AND IT PISSED ME OFF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANYMORE. 215 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,254 GREAT. 216 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,958 I GOT TO GET ANOTHER DRINK. 217 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,160 FINO-- FINO... 218 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:10,197 SANA! HEY, SANA! HEY! 219 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,066 HEY! 220 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,303 UH, CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME? 221 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,773 I DON'T REALLY DATE THAT MUCH. 222 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,042 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DATE? 223 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,779 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DATE? OH, WELL, OKAY. 224 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,081 JUST KIDDING. 225 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,987 BUT SERIOUSLY, UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD. 226 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,123 THAT'D BE WEIRD. 227 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:40,293 UM, CHARMING, BUT I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE VERY APPROPRIATE. 228 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,296 NOT EVEN AS FRIENDS? SANA? 229 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,000 I GUESS I COULD DO THAT. 230 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,236 OKAY. 231 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,339 SEE YA. I'M CALLING YOU. 232 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:57,077 OH, AND I'M NOT GONNA SHOW YOU MY HAIR, PERVERT. 233 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,314 YOU'RE GOOD. SHE'S... 234 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,184 VERY GOOD. 235 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,289 HIGH AND TIGHT. 236 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,980 THANKS, FINO. I HAD FUN. 237 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,982 I'M SORRY ABOUT DAVID. 238 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,984 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 239 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,952 TALK TO YOU LATER? 240 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,921 YEAH. 241 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,628 ( sighs ) 242 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,563 LAST TIME... 243 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,432 I PROMISE. 244 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,139 YEAH, I'LL, UH, LET YOU KNOW. 245 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,520 ( coughs ) 246 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,359 WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU? 247 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,514 ( exhales sharply ) 248 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,554 ( making explosion noises ) DON'T DO THAT. 249 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,323 YO! 250 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,194 WHAT UP? WHERE WERE YOU? 251 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,463 FINO! YEAH? 252 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,565 WHERE'D YOU END UP LAST NIGHT, DUDE? 253 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,435 NIA'S. 254 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,505 I KNEW IT! YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T SAY NO, CAN YOU? 255 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,273 SAYING NO IS HARD. WILL MADE A GIRL CRY. 256 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,508 YOU ROOFIE'D A MUSLIM GIRL'S DRINK. 257 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,676 SHE WAS A TERRORIST. 258 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,046 SHE WAS ACTUALLY A VERY, VERY SWEET GIRL. 259 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,548 YOU'RE SWEET. WHAT HAPPENED? YOU GUYS GO NUTS ON EACH OTHER? 260 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,518 YEAH. I WALKED OVER THERE, KICKED IN THE DOOR, 261 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,453 SLAPPED HER AROUND, PINNED HER DOWN. 262 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,288 THE USUAL SORT OF DEAL. 263 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,258 WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HER? YOU KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN. 264 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,427 I KNOW. 265 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,263 SHE TAUNTED ME LIKE A SPANISH BULL, AND I WENT FOR IT. 266 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,433 YOU KNOW, ONE TIME, ME AND THIS CHICK CHOKED EACH OTHER WHILE WE FUCKED. 267 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,068 I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY. WHEN WAS THAT? 268 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,469 LAST SUMMER. 269 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,671 I WENT ON TOUR WITH TREVOR'S BAND, AND, UH, 270 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,508 ME AND THEIR MERCH GIRL-- HER NAME WAS, UH, SANDY-- 271 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:19,046 UM, WE KIND OF HIT IT OFF, AND ONE NIGHT 272 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,015 TOWARDS THE END OF THE WEEK, WE FOUND OURSELVES IN THE BACK OF THE VAN 273 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,151 WITH A BOTTLE OF PEACH VODKA. 274 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,520 YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES. SO... 275 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:31,124 I WAS ON TOP, AND, UH, 276 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,526 I PUT MY HAND AGAINST THE BACK PANEL, SORT OF BRACING MYSELF, 277 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,562 AND MY OTHER HAND WAS ON HER COLLARBONE. 278 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,531 AND I THINK SHE THOUGHT I WAS BEING AGGRESSIVE OR SOMETHING, 279 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,767 SO SHE PUT HER HAND ON MY THROAT, 280 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,070 KIND OF MATCHING MY MOVEMENTS, SORT OF, 281 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,739 AND AFTER A MINUTE, I WAS LIKE, "FUCK THAT. I'M GONNA CHOKE HER BACK." 282 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,443 SO THERE WE ARE IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, CHOKING EACH OTHER AND FUCKING. 283 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,046 ( groaning ) 284 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,447 OH, MAN. 285 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,216 OH, I'M SORRY, GUYS. 286 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,085 I KNOW I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A MESS. 287 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,486 WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS DYSFUNCTIONAL, 288 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,389 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 289 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,591 YOU'RE SATISFYING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 290 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:08,528 NOW, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 291 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,064 FINO, I'VE GOT AN IDEA THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 292 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:14,567 IT'S NOT THE BEST MOVE FOR YOU IN TERMS OF MORALITY, 293 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,204 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. WHAT? 294 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,506 OH, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. 295 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,641 ** 296 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,482 * WELL, I'LL WRITE IT ALL DOWN FOR YOU * 297 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:33,620 * BITTER TEETH BITTER TUNE BITTER YOU * 298 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:38,158 * WELL, YOU SEW WHAT YOU SEW WHAT YOU SAY * 299 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:42,762 * STILL YOU KILL LOVE WHEN YOU CAN * 300 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:59,546 * AND WHY? WHY WOULD YOU KILL THIS WORLD, MY SON? * 301 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,517 * AND WHY? 302 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:08,321 * WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE IT ALL FOR NAUGHT? * 303 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,529 ( vocalizing ) 304 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:32,145 * WHY WOULD THESE WORDS HAVE CLAIMED COME FROM YOU? * 305 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,416 YOU NEVER GOT A HANDSTAND BLOW JOB? NO. 306 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,685 THAT'S NOT LIKE A REAL THING THAT PEOPLE DO. 307 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,753 ( indistinct ) 308 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,357 ( knock on door ) 309 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,162 WHO IS IT? IT'S THE COPS. 310 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,931 NO SHIT? DO YOU THINK THE GYM CALLED THE COPS? 311 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,501 YOU'VE GONE TO THESE THINGS TOO MANY TIMES, MAN. 312 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,803 NO WAY. THAT'S... CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT? 313 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,439 I'M SURE IT'S FINE. I'LL SEE WHAT IT IS. 314 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,377 HI. CAN I HELP YOU? 315 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,213 YES. DOES FINO FIORENZO LIVE HERE? 316 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,947 THAT'S ME. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 317 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,517 FINO, WE NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU. CAN YOU STEP OUTSIDE? 318 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,652 SURE. 319 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,956 DID FINO JUST LEAVE? I DON'T KNOW. 320 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,459 Policeman: FINO, DO YOU KNOW A NIA GREEN? 321 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,194 Fino: YEAH, SHE'S MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 322 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,530 SHE'S YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND? UH-HUH. 323 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,598 WELL, FINO, WE'RE HERE TO TELL YOU 324 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,600 THAT NIA AND HER FAMILY CAME INTO THE STATION 325 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,936 TO REPORT THAT YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER. 326 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,542 MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 327 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,577 YES. WE ARE VERY SERIOUS. 328 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,946 BUT WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY. SHE'S LYING. 329 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,283 THAT'S MY SIDE OF THE STORY. SO THE CUTS, 330 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,917 THE SCRATCHES, THE BRUISES, 331 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,287 DID YOU DO ALL THAT TO NIA THE NIGHT YOU GUYS HAD SEX? 332 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,357 THINK HE'S IN TROUBLE? NO, I'M SURE HE'S FINE. 333 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,493 AT THIS POINT, FINO, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TAKE YOU IN TO THE STATION. 334 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,762 YOU'RE TAKING ME IN? YES, THAT'S CORRECT. 335 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,764 GOD DAMN IT, NIA. 336 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,766 I'M SORRY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 337 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,302 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STAY RIGHT THERE. 338 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,738 CALL MY PARENTS, TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. 339 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,475 OKAY. 340 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,510 ALL RIGHT. 341 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,822 ( exhales ) I WILL HEAT SOME COFFEE. 342 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,968 SO, UM, 343 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,905 THIS THING THE POLICE SAID 344 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,342 YOU DID TO THIS GIRL, IS IT TRUE? 345 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,312 WELL, ON A PURELY TECHNICAL LEVEL... 346 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,515 "ON A... ON A PURELY TECHNICAL LEVEL"? 347 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,518 YOU KNOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A WISE-ASS? 348 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,920 DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE? 349 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,656 NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO SOMEBODY? 350 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,958 IS THIS THE WAY I TAUGHT YOU-- TO TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT? 351 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,961 NO. PAPA, LET ME EXPLAIN. 352 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,863 Mother: ENZO, LET HIM TALK. 353 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,500 FUCK, MY SHIRT! SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 354 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,571 I'M SORRY. 355 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,074 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN... 356 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,677 YOU HEAR THE POLICE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT YOUR SON, 357 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,979 YOU JUST WANT TO SHIT YOURSELF. 358 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,715 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A COFFEE, HUH? 359 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:28,588 DAMN IT. COFFEE. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, COFFEE. 360 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,690 POUR A SHOT IN IT, WILL YA? 361 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,959 I'M SORRY IF I FUCKED UP YOUR SHIRT 362 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,662 OR WRANG YOUR NECK OR WHATEVER-- I'M OUT OF CONTROL. 363 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:39,732 PAPA, IT'S OKAY. JUST LET ME EXPLAIN. PLEASE EXPLAIN. 364 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,568 ENZO, LET HIM TALK. 365 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,005 FINO, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. 366 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:49,476 WELL, WHEN NIA AND I WERE DATING, 367 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,611 WE STARTED 368 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,080 EXPERIMENTING A LITTLE, 369 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,783 AND IT GOT TO A POINT WHERE 370 00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,653 I WAS PRETENDING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, 371 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,755 AND SHE WAS PRETENDING TO RESIST ME. 372 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:07,760 AND THAT ESCALATED TO FAKE SEXUAL ASSAULT-TYPE SITUATIONS, 373 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:12,432 AND WE BROKE UP BECAUSE THE APPEAL WORE OFF FOR ME, BUT NOT FOR HER. 374 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,900 WOW. 375 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,438 THIS IS SO SICK. 376 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:23,610 I MEAN, SHE IS SUCH A SICK FUCKING PERSON. 377 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,912 WHY WOULD SHE WANT THAT DONE TO HER? ENZO... 378 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,014 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT TO HER? Brother: HAVE YOU SEEN NIA? 379 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,783 I'D LET HER SHIT IN MY MOUTH IF SHE WANTED. 380 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,420 WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? 381 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,155 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I'M SERIOUS. GO SLEEP WITH THE DOGS. 382 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,959 PAPA, I'M SORRY. FINO, I'M SORRY. MARCO, TAKE IT EASY. 383 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,594 YOU REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND? 384 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:44,397 NO, I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND. 385 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,165 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND? 386 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,635 THIS SOUNDS LIKE SADO-MASOCHISM TO ME, LIKE BULLSHIT. 387 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:52,071 I WAS OBSESSED WITH HER. I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHING SHE WANTED. 388 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,074 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO SAY, "I'LL TRY THIS AND NOT THAT." 389 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,810 THAT'S BULLSHIT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 390 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,548 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF SHE TOLD YOU TO STICK AN ICE PICK IN YOUR DICK. 391 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:04,050 BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE THIS, YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT TOO? 392 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,052 "OH, BECAUSE I DID THIS, I GOTTA DO THAT." 393 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:09,088 YOU KNOW, THAT'S... THAT STINKS. 394 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,790 SHE LOVED IT, 395 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,592 AND IT WASN'T MY FAVORITE THING TO DO. 396 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,794 IT WAS LIKE WRANGLING A WILD ANIMAL EVERY TIME. 397 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,829 IT SOUNDS DIFFICULT, FINO. 398 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,866 THANKS, MAMA. 399 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,034 IT GOT COMPLICATED. 400 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,936 BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE IT, THE MEANNESS 401 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,205 OF THE SITUATION WOULD BUILD UP, 402 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,940 WHICH MADE IT MORE REAL, 403 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,742 AND THAT MADE HER LIKE IT EVEN MORE. 404 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,879 FINO, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND. 405 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,548 I SAW NIA AT A PARTY. 406 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,719 SHE WANTED TO GET ROUGH ONE MORE TIME. I AGREED. 407 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,590 FINO, YOU ARE A SWEET BOY WITHOUT A MEAN BONE IN YOUR BODY. 408 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,024 I KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW THAT. 409 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,560 YOU WOULD NOT HURT SOMEONE INTENTIONALLY 410 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,228 UNLESS SHE... 411 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,698 ASKED YOU TO DO IT 412 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,166 OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU, MAMA. 413 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,837 SO THIS IS IMPORTANT. LISTEN. 414 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,939 WHAT SHE ASKED YOU TO DO THIS WEEKEND-- 415 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,108 ARE YOU SURE IT'S WHAT SHE WANTED? 416 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,844 THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT. 417 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:09,081 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTED? 418 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,151 YES, I'M SURE. 419 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,624 WELL, THEN, WHY WOULD SHE CALL THE POLICE? 420 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,560 I DON'T KNOW. 421 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,530 SANA. SANA! HEY. 422 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,532 OH, HEY, NATAN. HOW'S IT GOING? 423 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,233 UH, GOOD, GOOD. 424 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,702 KIND OF BEEN A WEIRD WEEK, ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST. 425 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,839 SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU BACK THE OTHER DAY. I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY. 426 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:36,676 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. OH, WHAT DO YOU STUDY, BY THE WAY? 427 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,745 I NEVER ASKED YOU. OH, BIO. 428 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,747 COOL. HOW ABOUT YOU? 429 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,916 UH, FILM AND TV. OH, THAT'S COOL. 430 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,953 YEAH, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN DEVELOPING THIS WEB SERIES FOR THE PAST YEAR. 431 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,255 I'M WRITING, DIRECTING, ACTING, EVERYTHING. 432 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:51,591 OH. HOW'S THAT GOING? 433 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,694 IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT'S GOOD, IT'S FUN. 434 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,896 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 435 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,898 WELL, I PLAY THIS CHARACTER 436 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,267 WHO LOOKS AND ACTS JUST LIKE A YOUNGER VERSION 437 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,670 OF MRS. DOUBTFIRE, FROM THE MOVIE, 438 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,839 AND SHE MOVES FROM SCOTLAND TO L.A. TO LIVE WITH A COUPLE COLLEGE-AGE STONERS. 439 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:08,908 WOW, SO IT'S LIKE A PREQUEL. 440 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,277 UH, NOT REALLY. 441 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,145 THE CHARACTER LOOKS AND ACTS JUST LIKE 442 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,147 ROBIN WILLIAMS' CHARACTER FROM THE MOVIE, 443 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,684 BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TOTAL COINCIDENCE. 444 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,086 OKAY, AND SO THE STONERS CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF SHE'S PRETENDING 445 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,121 OR ACTUALLY HAS NEVER HEARD OF MRS. DOUBTFIRE 446 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,791 AND JUST HAPPENS TO ACT AND LOOK JUST LIKE HER. 447 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:27,560 EXACTLY. YEAH, THAT'S THE FUN, I GUESS. 448 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,996 THAT'S PRETTY BOLD. YEAH. 449 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,765 SO DO YOU PLAY ONE OF THE STONERS? 450 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:36,068 NO, NO, I, UH... I PLAY MRS. DOUBTFIRE, 451 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,605 BUT WITH A DIFFERENT NAME. 452 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:42,108 SO YOU DRESS LIKE A WOMAN? 453 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,277 I HAVE BEEN, YEAH. ( laughs ) 454 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,980 OH, SORRY. THAT'S... THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 455 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:50,116 YEAH, BUT THERE'S THIS WHOLE CONCEPTUAL SIDE TOO. 456 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,952 IT'S A PARODY, BUT I'M TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE TO 457 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,088 THIS WHOLE MRS. DOUBTFIRE FOLKLORE, YOU KNOW? 458 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,190 WHERE THE CHARACTER KEEPS COMING BACK IN FICTION 459 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,026 AND IS ALWAYS PLAYED BY A MAN. 460 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,828 INTERESTING. WHAT'S IT CALLED? 461 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,830 "EUPHEGENIA." THAT'S HER FIRST NAME. 462 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,065 COOL. WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU. YEAH. 463 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,100 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD COME BY SET AND WATCH US FILM. 464 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:10,302 OH, I CAN'T. I ACTUALLY... 465 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:13,673 I HAVE TO GO. I GOT TO RUN. SORRY. 466 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,875 WE'RE SHOOTING ALL NEXT WEEK. ANYTIME IS GREAT. 467 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,244 CALL ME. WE'LL SEE. BYE, NATAN. 468 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,647 OKAY. 469 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,348 GREAT. 470 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,050 HEY, SHITHEAD! 471 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,085 ( cackling ) 472 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,221 HEY, MAN. 473 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:39,966 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 474 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,367 HEY, WILL. 475 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:50,042 HOW YOU DOIN', MAN? YOU KNOW, NOT GREAT. 476 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:52,111 ( bong bubbling ) 477 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,081 DID YOU TALK TO NIA? 478 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,950 NO. IT'S LIKE SHE FUCKING DISAPPEARED. 479 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,152 HER HOUSEMATES SAY SHE HASN'T BEEN HOME IN DAYS. 480 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,421 THAT'S FUCKED UP. 481 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,223 I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 482 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:06,225 IT'S JUST A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. 483 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,828 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE AND NOT DEAL WITH THIS. 484 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,999 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT? 485 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,901 ( bong bubbling ) YEAH, SURE. 486 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:18,104 OKAY, OKAY! YEAH! 487 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,840 WILL, ANY IDEAS? 488 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,810 YEAH, I GOT AN IDEA. 489 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:27,680 ( chattering ) 490 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,420 FELLAS, IT'S THEIR FIRST A.S.A. PARTY. 491 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,823 WHAT DID HE SAY? "ARMENIAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION." 492 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:39,025 SICK. ( foreign language ) 493 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:42,161 ( foreign language ) ( foreign language ) 494 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,038 RACHMANINOFF. 495 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,206 LOOK AT THOSE BIG, BEAUTIFUL HANDS. 496 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,409 I'LL BET HE COULD FINGER-BANG AN ORANGUTAN WITH THOSE HANDS. 497 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,316 I'M SERIOUS. NO ONE PLAYED THE PIANO 498 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:07,920 LIKE THIS GUY PLAYED THE PIANO. 499 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,793 FUCK IT. LET'S DANCE! YEAH! 500 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:17,329 ** 501 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,417 SAK! 502 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:41,754 SAK-- SAKO, SAKO. SAKO! WHAT'S UP? 503 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,990 WHAT'S WRONG? WHO'S THAT GIRL IN THE CORNER OVER THERE? 504 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:46,793 OH, THAT'S NOEL, MAN. I BUY THAT STICKY-ICKY OFF HER. 505 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:49,261 GIRL DRUG DEALER? GIRL FUCKING DRUG DEALER, MAN. 506 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,798 OH, MY GOD. THE BEST. 507 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,233 HEY, YOU SHOULD MEET HER. YOU SHOULD MEET HER. 508 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,235 YEAH? WHY? I'M NOT 100%, 509 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,805 BUT I HEAR SHE MIGHT HAVE A PICTURE OF HERSELF. 510 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,439 LIKE WHAT KIND OF STUFF? 511 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:03,242 I HEAR SHE LIKES RECORDING HERSELF DOING THINGS, MAN. 512 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,211 IT MAY BE SEXUAL, IT MAY BE JUST WEIRD SHIT. 513 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,046 I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S AN ODD PERSON, SO WHO KNOWS? 514 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,048 RIGHTEOUS. 515 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:12,151 ( shouting, cheering ) 516 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,153 ( chattering ) 517 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,457 HERE WE GO! 518 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,863 ( rhythmic chanting ) 519 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,107 HEY, THERE. 520 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,410 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? 521 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,314 UH... UM... I WAS JUST KIDDING. 522 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,886 I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T RESIST. 523 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,122 OH, JESUS. OH, MY GOD. 524 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,992 WANT TO HIT THIS? 525 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:55,127 YES. YEAH, THANK YOU. 526 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,029 OH, MY GOD! 527 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,165 WHAT YOU DID THERE WAS COMEDY GOLD. 528 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,000 YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO CRY. 529 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,269 HMM-MM. NO. 530 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,104 I WAS CONSIDERING SUICIDE. 531 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,106 I HAVE A CYANIDE TABLET IN MY WALLET 532 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,975 FOR EXACT SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. 533 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:11,844 WILD GUY! 534 00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:13,913 ** 535 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:17,416 OH, MY JESUS. 536 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:25,291 THERE'S ONE GUY 537 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:28,427 TO DO SOMETHING DARING TO GET MY ATTENTION. 538 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,297 YEAH, LIKE ROBIN HOOD TYPE OF SHIT. 539 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,432 YEAH. SOME ACTION. 540 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:36,335 I'VE HAD ENOUGH CAPTIVATING CONVERSATION. 541 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,507 ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER? 542 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,976 UM, I'M STAYING AT A FRIEND'S. 543 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,278 YOU WANT DARING? 544 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:52,084 I'LL BET YOU 20 BUCKS 545 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:55,955 THAT YOU END UP IN MY BEDROOM TOMORROW MORNING. 546 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:58,190 WHAT? YOU HEARD ME. 547 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,993 YOU, IN MY BEDROOM, TOMORROW MORNING. 548 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,164 ALL RIGHT. LET'S MAKE A DEAL. 549 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,899 ALL RIGHT, IT'S A DEAL. 550 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:09,368 OKAY. 551 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:15,241 WHERE'S THE POT? SHIT. 552 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:17,376 YES! 553 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,179 FUCK, YEAH! ( sniffs ) 554 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,315 ( chanting ) 555 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:37,063 HEY, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THIS? 556 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,031 I FOUND IT IN THE BATHROOM. 557 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,968 YOU ARE MY SAVIOR. THANK YOU SO MUCH. NO PROBLEM. 558 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,703 HEY, WE GOT TO GET THIS GUY HOME. SHIT. 559 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,073 ( muttering ) TALK TO YOU LATER. 560 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:49,375 WILL, COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO! 561 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,410 OKAY. DON'T FORGET OUR BET. 562 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,112 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 563 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,284 ( chanting, shouting ) 564 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,391 ( woman laughing ) 565 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,928 OH, MY GOD! 566 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:25,011 RISE AND SHINE. 567 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:28,647 IT'S TOMORROW MORNING, AND YOU'RE IN MY ROOM. 568 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,018 YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD THIEF. YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS. 569 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,485 LOOKS LIKE YOU SMOKED THAT AND THEN SOME. 570 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,756 SHIT. 571 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,092 YEAH. SORRY. 572 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:44,063 I GUESS YOU EARNED IT. WAS I DARING ENOUGH? 573 00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,998 NOT BAD. 574 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,303 WHAT ARE THOSE? 575 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,739 UM... 576 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,707 THEY'RE JUST OLD MOVIES. 577 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:58,277 WHAT, LIKE "GONE WITH THE WIND"? 578 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:02,648 UM... NO. 579 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,157 IT'S HOMEMADE PORNOGRAPHY. 580 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:14,526 YOU LIKE THAT STUFF? 581 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,263 I DON'T KNOW YET. 582 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,565 YOU WANT TO CONVINCE ME? 583 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,569 YEAH. I CAN DO THAT. 584 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,113 SO I GOT THIS VIDEO FROM MY FRIEND'S COUSIN. 585 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:37,216 THESE ARE HIS PARENTS. 586 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,518 I MEAN, I THINK MY FRIEND NEEDS SOME HELP. 587 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,587 BUT IT'S OKAY FOR YOU? 588 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,323 YEAH. I'M NOT RELATED TO THESE PEOPLE. 589 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,792 OKAY, BREAK THIS DOWN FOR ME. 590 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:49,295 HOW IS THIS APPEALING? 591 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:52,664 WELL, I MEAN, THIS COUPLE IS FAR FROM IN THEIR PRIME, 592 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,734 BUT THE FACT THAT YOU CAN TELL THAT THE WOMAN USED TO HAVE A NICE BODY-- 593 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,070 NICE-- AND, I MEAN, 594 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:01,573 SHE IS WORKING IT LIKE SHE IS YOUNG, YOU KNOW? 595 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,575 SHOW ME MORE. 596 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:06,245 YEAH? SOMEONE YOUNGER. 597 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,646 ALL RIGHT. 598 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:13,685 ( whistles ) 599 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,793 OKAY, SO, 600 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,263 THE FIRST TIME I EVER GOT DRUNK WITH MY FAMILY 601 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,864 WAS LAST CHRISTMAS EVE, 602 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,500 AND MY WEIRD, CREEPY UNCLE, I TOLD HIM ABOUT MY STASH, 603 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,502 HE SAYS I GOT TO SEE SOMETHING, 604 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,872 SO HE BRINGS ME UPSTAIRS, AND HE SHOWS ME THIS. 605 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:38,644 THIS IS FROM THE BLOOMINGDALE'S MANAGER. 606 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:45,484 I LIKE THIS ONE. YEAH? 607 00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,553 YEAH. UM, 608 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,289 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE, AS VOYEURS AND AS THIS COUPLE, 609 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,325 WE'RE BOTH DOING SOMETHING WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO. YEAH. 610 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:56,528 THIS COUPLE'S BEING NAUGHTY IN THE DRESSING ROOM, 611 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:59,165 AND THEY KNOW IT, AND THAT'S PART OF THE FUN, 612 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,300 AND WE'RE WATCHING 'EM. 613 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,702 IT'S LIKE WE'RE CONNECTING THROUGH BREAKING RULES. 614 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,607 YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE. 615 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,677 I LIKE THE HALF-CLOTHES-ON SEX FROM BEHIND. 616 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,246 YOU KNOW, LIKE 617 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,816 THE CLOTHES ARE THERE TO REMIND YOU ABOUT RAILING PART. 618 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,619 I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. 619 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,821 YEAH, I GET THAT. 620 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,925 SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO? 621 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,761 MY FAVORITE VIDEO? YEAH. 622 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,164 LET'S SEE. 623 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:45,944 THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME, ANA. 624 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,681 SHE SAID I COULD FILM HER IF I KEPT IT CLASSY. 625 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:02,428 GOD, I LOVE THIS ONE. 626 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,765 IT'S REALLY PRETTY. 627 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:20,579 OKAY, SO, YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA BE WALKING IN RIGHT HERE. 628 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,714 YEAH, AND WE'RE LOCKED UP OVER THERE, SO YEAH. 629 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:25,884 COOL. YOU ALL GOOD? SWEET. QUIET ALL AROUND. 630 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,388 ALL RIGHT, QUIET ALL AROUND, 631 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,357 AND WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 632 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,693 ( high voice ) SMOKING JOINTS? 633 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:37,963 YEAH, MRS. DUMBTIRE. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 634 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,532 MRS. DUMBTIRE, COULD YOU SAY YOUR FIRST NAME AGAIN? 635 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,534 EUPHEGENIA. 636 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:46,305 "EUPHEFEGINA"? 637 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:48,740 EUPHEGENIA. EUPHEVAGINA. 638 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:50,809 YOUTHFUL VAGINA. 639 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:55,747 OKAY, LET'S CUT. SORRY. 640 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:58,484 CUT. NO, I'M GLAD YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY. 641 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,786 UH, OKAY, LET'S TAKE IT 642 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:03,489 FROM SETH'S NEXT LINE, 643 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,857 AND, SETH, CAN YOU JUST DIAL UP THE CURIOSITY? 644 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:08,494 YEAH, THAT WORKS. OKAY, COOL. 645 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:11,930 LET'S, UH... LET'S GO AGAIN. I'M READY. 646 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:15,534 ( clears throat ) 647 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:19,004 SO IS "EUPHENGENAGIA" AN ENGLISH NAME? 648 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,973 AYE, DEAR. KING'S ENGLISH. BUT I WILL NOT HAVE 649 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,842 SMOKING JOINTS IN MY LIVING ROOM. 650 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,811 TELL HER. WE SMOKE POT 651 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,979 'CAUSE WE GOT OUR CARDS, AND WE NEED IT TO SLEEP. 652 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:30,282 WE THINK YOU'RE A GREAT ROOMMATE. 653 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,851 IT'S BEEN PRETTY MUCH PERFECT SO FAR, 'CAUSE YOU CLEAN, 654 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:36,355 AND YOU MAKE THAT TEA THAT WE LOVE, IT'S GREAT. 655 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,957 AND YOU TAKE HOME TAKEOUT FOOD AND PUT IT ON PLATES 656 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,826 SO IT FEELS LIKE A HOME-COOKED MEAL. 657 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:43,629 THAT WAS THE WAY IN SCOTLAND. YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. 658 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:45,631 AND WE'RE REALLY HAPPY WITH IT SO FAR. 659 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:49,768 I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE TOO. ( snickering ) 660 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,638 BUT NANNIES DO NOT BREAK LAW! 661 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,640 YOUR FACE. YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE. 662 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,775 ( both giggling ) 663 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:59,010 ( chattering ) 664 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,580 CUT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. 665 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,650 VERY, VERY FUNNY STUFF. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA SHOOT THE NEXT THING FOR. 666 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:07,486 PERFECT CLIFFHANGER. 667 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,688 NICE WORK. IT WAS FUN WORKING WITH YOU. 668 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,757 YEAH, FOR SURE. IT'S CLEAR. 669 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:14,593 HEY. 670 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,462 THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY. 671 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,697 THANKS, THANKS. I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME WATCH. 672 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,699 YEAH. NO WORRIES. 673 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,569 UH, I'M GONNA GO GET SOME DINNER. ARE YOU HUNGRY? 674 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,571 UM, IS EVERYBODY GOING? 675 00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,839 YEAH. THEY'RE JUST GONNA CLEAN UP SOME STUFF, 676 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:30,742 BUT I WAS GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET A TABLE, IF YOU WANT TO COME. 677 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:33,879 SURE. FINE. 678 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:35,681 COOL. GREAT. 679 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,683 LET'S DO IT. AREN'T YOU GONNA GET CHANGED? 680 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:40,018 NO, IT'S KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS. 681 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,488 OH. OKAY. 682 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,756 SWEET. LET'S GO. 683 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,792 THANK YOU. 684 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,361 ( phone ringing ) 685 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,466 SO, THE BIGGEST THING RIGHT NOW 686 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,135 IS FOR US TO FIGURE OUT NIA'S MOTIVATION FOR LYING. 687 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,505 I NEED YOU TO THINK, CONCENTRATE. 688 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,508 IS NIA LOOKING TO ACHIEVE SOME SORT OF FINANCIAL GAIN? 689 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,676 I DON'T KNOW. EXTORTING MONEY FROM YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? 690 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,946 IS SHE MENTALLY ILL? ON DRUGS? NO. I DON'T KNOW. 691 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:12,017 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY SHE'D DO THIS? I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 692 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,986 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, ANYTHING YOU SAID 693 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,756 ANYTHING THAT MAY HAVE TRIGGERED HER? 694 00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:20,459 ( knocks on table ) FINO. 695 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:25,063 OH, GOD, I'M SORRY. UM... 696 00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:27,699 I DON'T KNOW. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 697 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,006 Mother: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 698 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,509 ( exhales ) 699 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:39,511 I DON'T KNOW. 700 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,847 WHAT IF I CAN'T TRUST MY MEMORY OF THINGS? 701 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,050 OH, FINO... ( speaks French ) 702 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:48,053 NOW, WE ARE GOING TO DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL, 703 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,988 ARE YOU A CRIMINAL? 704 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:52,524 NO. 705 00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:55,494 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE OTHERWISE. 706 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,164 OKAY, LET US ASSUME IN THE AMERICAN WAY 707 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:03,168 THAT YOU ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. 708 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:06,938 HUH? WHY WOULD NIA ACCUSE YOU? 709 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,940 MAYBE SOMEBODY SAW HER THE NEXT DAY 710 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,076 OR HEARD US OR SOMETHING. 711 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:12,844 MAYBE. 712 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:15,781 MAYBE SHE WANT TO GET YOU BACK FOR SOMETHING. 713 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:17,616 MAYBE SHE WANT TO PUSH YOUR BUTTON? 714 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:20,118 THIS MUCH, THOUGH? WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 715 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,821 FINO, EVEN AS A LITTLE BOY, 716 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:26,558 YOU ARE SO CALM AND SO SWEET-TEMPERED. 717 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,461 THAT IS WHY I WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT YOU COULD DO THIS. 718 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,863 I DON'T MEAN WHAT SHE ACCUSED YOU OF. 719 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:33,865 I MEAN THE... 720 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:36,568 THE ROUGH LOVEMAKING. 721 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,837 ALL RIGHT. 722 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,807 HOW DO YOU DO THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 723 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,510 SO HOW WAS I ABLE TO PHYSICALLY DO 724 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,512 WHAT WAS NECESSARY FOR NIA TO BE SATISFIED? 725 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:50,882 MAYBE IT IS LIKE, UM... 726 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,784 AH... 727 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,220 THE, UM... ( speaks French ) 728 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:57,923 DIRECT TRANSLATION: "THE INCREDIBLE HULK." 729 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,526 AH. MAYBE WITH THE EMOTION 730 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,794 AND THE DESIRE AND THE PASSION, 731 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,864 YOU CAN BECOME THE PERSON WHO WOULD DO THIS. 732 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:09,968 UH, PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IMAGE TO BRING UP IN A COURT-- 733 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,137 THE IDEA THAT IN THE HEAT OF PASSION, I RIP OFF MY SHIRT 734 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,839 AND BECOME THIS VIOLENT ALTER-EGO, BUT... 735 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,541 YEAH, I GET IT. 736 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:18,076 MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE PUSHED TO BE THIS SEX HULK. 737 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:21,547 MM. DON'T SAY "SEX HULK." 738 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,181 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 739 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,717 MAYBE SHE HAS TO GET YOU MAD, PISSED OFF, 740 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:29,254 BEFORE YOU CAN... DO IT. 741 00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:31,156 OKAY. 742 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,058 AND THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN SHE TELL YOU 743 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:35,060 THAT SHE AND THE BOYFRIEND DON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING, 744 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,862 THAT UPSET YOU, HUH? 745 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,230 AND YOU BROKE A PROMISE TO YOURSELF. 746 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:42,200 SO WHY WOULD SHE REPORT ME TO THE POLICE? 747 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:45,003 IF THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS, REPORTING ME SEEMS COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE. 748 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,805 AH. 749 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,774 SO... 750 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:51,109 SHE REPORT YOU, YOU TALK TO HER, HUH? 751 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:53,779 YOU ARE FRUSTRATED, ANGRY, 752 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,881 SHE CAN HAVE YOU AGAIN. 753 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,852 WOW. 754 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:05,023 THE DESIRE MAKES US DO THINGS, CRAZY THINGS. 755 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:10,962 AND IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. 756 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:14,900 BUT I THINK WHAT YOU CAN GIVE TO HER 757 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:17,603 GIVES HER SO MUCH PLEASURE THAT SHE IS WILLING 758 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:20,806 TO DO ANYTHING TO HAVE IT. 759 00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:24,776 THAT'S SO FRENCH. 760 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:33,885 ( cell phone beeps ) 761 00:42:33,919 --> 00:42:36,722 OH, FUCK! GODDAMN IT! SHIT! 762 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,157 THE GUYS DECIDED TO SKIP DINNER. 763 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,259 DAMN IT. I GUESS IT'S JUST GONNA BE YOU AND ME. 764 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,629 IS THAT OKAY? YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT! 765 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:46,665 WHAT? NO. HONESTLY. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THEY'RE FLAKES. 766 00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:49,034 WHATEVER. YOU JUST WANTED TO GET ME ALONE FOR DINNER. 767 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:52,103 HONESTLY, I THOUGHT THEY WERE COMING. I PROMISE. 768 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:55,073 MIGHT AS WELL GET A FREE MEAL OUT OF YOU. 769 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:56,908 YEAH. 770 00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,710 IT'D BE NICE. 771 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,016 SO YOU DON'T FEEL EMBARRASSED WEARING A DRESS IN PUBLIC? 772 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,785 NO. SHOULD I? 773 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:08,620 I GUESS NOT. 774 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,155 IF IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 775 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,690 I'M PRETTY COMFORTABLE. 776 00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:13,124 DO YOU LIKE WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHES? 777 00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:15,761 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 778 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:17,963 UH... I DON'T MIND IT. 779 00:43:17,996 --> 00:43:19,698 BUT YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT? 780 00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:21,032 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH? 781 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:23,368 I GUESS I'M JUST CURIOUS. 782 00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:26,037 YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT ME, HUH? I'M... I... 783 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:29,140 THANK YOU. 784 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,643 I'M INTERESTED IN HOW YOU FEEL 785 00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:33,411 ABOUT POSSIBLY BEING A TRANSVESTITE. 786 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,214 I SEE. YOU THINK THAT I LIKE TO WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHES. 787 00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:39,951 NOW I DO, YEAH. OKAY, THIS IS MODERN-DAY CALIFORNIA. 788 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,953 GUYS AND GIRLS WEAR PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING. 789 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:43,722 I MEAN, JEANS, SHORTS, 790 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:45,924 T-SHIRTS, HOODIES-- MY DAD WEARS GIRLS' JEANS. 791 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,293 RIGHT. I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 792 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:50,729 BUT I JUST THINK THERE'S MORE TO IT FOR YOU. 793 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:53,064 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WELL, 794 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:56,668 I THINK THAT YOU ACTUALLY LIKE WEARING OLD-TIMEY WOMEN'S CLOTHES. 795 00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:59,037 AND MAYBE FOR THE VERY REASONS YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT, 796 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,972 YOU ARE DRAWN TO FEMALE CLOTHES 797 00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:03,341 FROM AN ERA WHERE THERE WERE CLEAR DISTINCTIONS. 798 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:06,978 SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M SORT OF LIKE A VINTAGE TRANSVESTITE, MAYBE. 799 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:09,848 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THINK. DOES THAT BOTHER YOU? 800 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,818 I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT DATING YOU. DO YOU EVER DATE? 801 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:16,287 NO. OKAY, WELL, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? 802 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,324 UM, IT'S NOT A DATE. FEELS LIKE ONE TO ME. 803 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:22,093 OH, SO YOU NORMALLY TRICK GIRLS INTO GETTING PIZZA WITH YOU? 804 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:24,329 DO YOU NOT WANT TO DATE, OR WHAT IS IT? 805 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,397 NO, I DON'T. AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE BOYFRIENDS. 806 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:30,168 WHAT? ARE YOU 14? I MEAN, WHO'S KEEPING TRACK? 807 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:31,970 DUDE, I LIVE AT HOME, OKAY? 808 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:35,040 MY PARENTS PAY FOR MY COLLEGE, CAR AND PHONE, 809 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:37,208 AND THEY DON'T THINK IT'S SOMETHING I'M ENTITLED TO. 810 00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:40,011 IT'S SOMETHING THAT I'VE EARNED, AND THEY COULD TAKE IT AWAY. 811 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,380 FOLKS READY TO ORDER? YES, UM... 812 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,315 NO, WE NEED MORE TIME, PLEASE. 813 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:46,117 JUST A COUPLE MORE MINUTES. 814 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:47,886 IF YOU COULD JUST COME BACK LATER, THAT'D BE GREAT. 815 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,889 I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE. THANK YOU. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 816 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,926 CAN YOU HAVE SEX? 817 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:59,898 WE COULD BE HAVING SEX ALL OVER THIS PLACE. 818 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:03,468 YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T KNOW. YEAH, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 819 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:07,472 WHY? YOU STRIKE ME AS SUCH A, LIKE, SMART GIRL. 820 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,841 OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE TRADITIONAL, 821 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,178 BUT YOU'RE NOT IGNORANT OR DELUSIONAL. 822 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:16,815 THANKS. LOOK, BESIDES OBSERVING TRADITION, 823 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:19,885 MY PRIORITY IS TO HAVE A FAMILY ONE DAY. 824 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,487 AND I DON'T WANT TO FUCK THAT UP BY GETTING A VENEREAL DISEASE OR GETTING PREGNANT. 825 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,423 YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL SOLUTIONS TO THOSE PROBLEMS. 826 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,192 YEAH, NONE OF WHICH ARE 100%. 827 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,928 OKAY, LET'S SAY HYPOTHETICALLY 828 00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:31,930 THAT I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER, OKAY? 829 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:34,032 AND AT FIRST, I'M VERY CHARMING, 830 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,967 I'M WITTY, I'M PLAYFUL, 831 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:38,804 AND THEN I EFFORTLESSLY MAKE MY WAY 832 00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:42,073 INTO THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES, 833 00:45:42,107 --> 00:45:44,075 AND THEN I TOP THAT OFF WITH SOME SOLID 834 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:46,177 SOUL-SEARCHING LIFE PLANS. 835 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:48,179 WHY, AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 836 00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:50,448 CAN'T WE MAKE OUT A LITTLE, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, 837 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:53,418 TWO DATES LATER, WE MASTURBATE EACH OTHER? 838 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:57,422 THEN YOU WON'T GET A VENEREAL DISEASE, AND YOU WON'T GET PREGNANT. 839 00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:01,793 LOOK, IF I WAS TO LET THAT HAPPEN, IT WOULD BE A MISTAKE. 840 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:04,129 IT WOULD BE A SIGN THAT I WANTED TO MARRY YOU, 841 00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:06,832 AND I AM WAY TOO YOUNG, AND I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TO ACCOMPLISH. 842 00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:09,500 AND FOR YOU, SPECIFICALLY, 843 00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:11,937 BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE LITTLE TACT, 844 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,839 YOU SHOW LITTLE RESTRAINT, 845 00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,974 AND YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE AN OLD WOMAN, 846 00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:18,877 I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU, SO IT JUST WOULDN'T 847 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:21,880 I WANT TO SEE YOUR HAIR. BE A THING THAT I WOULD BE INTERESTED... 848 00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,248 I WANT TO SEE YOUR HAIR. 849 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,817 OH, JESUS. I'M LEAVING. 850 00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:28,019 WAIT, SANA, COME ON. 851 00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:34,292 ASSHOLE! ( murmuring ) 852 00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:38,563 EXCUSE ME. 853 00:46:38,596 --> 00:46:41,432 YEAH, I'M WEARING A DRESS. 854 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,002 I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 855 00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:51,209 HEY, GUYS. CAN I GET A CIG? 856 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,411 HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. GOT A LIGHT? 857 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:58,349 HEY. CAN I GET A RIDE ON YOUR BIKE? 858 00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:01,519 YEAH. WHERE ARE WE GOING? 859 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,154 YOU'LL SEE. 860 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,459 HAVING SOME TROUBLE? YEAH. 861 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,096 WE MUST BE GOING UPHILL A LITTLE. YEAH. 862 00:47:11,129 --> 00:47:15,266 YEAH. ( grunts ) 863 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,969 WE SEE A SATYR WITH AN ERECTION 864 00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,871 PRECARIOUSLY BALANCING 865 00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:22,307 A FINE VESSEL ON HIS TIP. 866 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:26,577 HOWEVER, WHAT MYSTERIOUS SATYRS DID WITH THEIR PHALLI 867 00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:29,414 IS NOT THE ONLY WAY WE CAN FIGURE THE EROTIC IN ANCIENT GREECE. 868 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:32,283 IN FACT, AN ARRAY OF VASES HAVE SURVIVED 869 00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:34,452 THAT WOULD MAKE ANY PROPER LADY BLUSH. 870 00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,654 SCENES OF THE MAN ON TOP 871 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:40,558 OR ANAL PENETRATION CAN BE FOUND EXHIBITED IN 872 00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:42,360 MANY FAMOUS EUROPEAN MUSEUMS. 873 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:46,064 BUT THESE ARE NOT STRAIGHTFORWARD EXAMPLES OF LOVEMAKING 874 00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:48,633 IN TERMS OF POST-FEMINIST AMERICA. 875 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:51,402 THE GREEKS, THE SO-CALLED FOUNDERS 876 00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:53,371 OF OUR GREAT CIVILIZATION, 877 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,141 WERE DEEPLY MISOGYNISTIC. 878 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:59,044 HERE WE SEE A WOMAN BEING PENETRATED IN BOTH ORIFICES. 879 00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:03,448 HER BODY IS SIMPLY A TOOL FOR MALE SATISFACTION. 880 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:06,084 NO DIFFERENT THAN THE CUP SHE'S PAINTED ON. 881 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:08,586 ( phone line ringing ) 882 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:11,622 HEY, IT'S NIA. LEAVE A MESSAGE. THANKS. 883 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:15,260 ( beeps ) NIA, IT'S FINO. 884 00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:17,595 PLEASE, PLEASE 885 00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:19,330 CALL ME BACK. 886 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,933 IS NIA HOME? NO, SHE'S NOT HERE. 887 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:25,103 I UNDERSTAND, WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THE FICTION 888 00:48:25,136 --> 00:48:27,538 YOU'VE CREATED, WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME. 889 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,607 BUT LET'S CUT THE SHIT, OKAY? 890 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,010 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 891 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:34,379 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MY MEMORY OF THAT NIGHT 892 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,514 IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 893 00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:39,117 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT, GODDAMN IT! 894 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:42,220 YOU! NIA! ( shouts ) COME ON! 895 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,123 ( shouting ) 896 00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:51,062 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! CALM DOWN! 897 00:48:51,096 --> 00:48:54,165 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 898 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,567 NICE. THAT FEELS GOOD, HUH? YEAH. 899 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:59,437 THAT A KID. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO INSIDE... 900 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,174 ( beeps ) 901 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,731 "HAVE YOU SEEN NOEL'S VIDEO YET?" 902 00:49:26,764 --> 00:49:29,200 WHAT THE FUCK? 903 00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:34,405 YEAH, MY SLEEVES ARE ROLLED UP. MY ARMS LOOK GREAT LIKE THIS. 904 00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:36,474 YEAH, THEY LOOK GREAT. 905 00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:41,412 SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, NOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 906 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:44,649 I GOT TO GO SEE MY PARENTS. NICE. 907 00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:47,585 UH... I DON'T... 908 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,554 I DON'T MEAN TO SHIT WHERE I EAT, BUT, UH, 909 00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:51,156 DO YOU THINK I CAN GET A "NUG"? 910 00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:53,224 HOW'S THAT SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT? 911 00:49:53,258 --> 00:49:55,693 WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE THE BUSINESS WHERE I MAKE THE SEX. 912 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:57,562 I DON'T KNOW. 913 00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,430 WELL, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 914 00:49:59,464 --> 00:50:01,766 YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND. YOU CAN HAVE SOME POT. 915 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,736 I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND? NO? 916 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:09,240 NO! YEAH! NO, YEAH, IT'S... 917 00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:11,676 I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER THREE TIMES, BUT... 918 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:14,412 WELL, I LIKE YOU. 919 00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,747 COOL. 920 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:19,450 YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ANY ON ME, THOUGH. 921 00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:21,719 OH, THEN, YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE. 922 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:25,556 JUST GO TO MY HOUSE, AND I'LL LET YOU FIND THE POT YOURSELF. 923 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,392 OKAY. 924 00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,563 THIEF. 925 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:09,500 * I'M WALKING OUT ON A DUSTY ROAD * 926 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:11,202 ( chuckles ) 927 00:51:13,504 --> 00:51:17,808 * THE SKY IS BLUE AND MY T-SHIRT'S TORN * 928 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:25,216 * UP ON A HILL I FOUND MY THRILL * 929 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:33,558 * AND DOWN IN THE VALLEY I GOT MY FILL * 930 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:42,500 ISN'T THAT LOVELY? 931 00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:44,502 NO, I DISAGREE. 932 00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:57,648 * HER SKIN WAS FAIR AND HER HAIR WAS LONG * 933 00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:00,851 OH, GOD. 934 00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:05,490 OH, PLEASE, GOD, YES. 935 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:11,596 OH. OH! 936 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:22,873 * AND NOW WE'RE IN BED AND THE DAY IS DONE * 937 00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,775 ( cat snarls, dog barking ) 938 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,550 ( barking continues ) 939 00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:36,921 ( chattering ) 940 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:44,295 YOU SPENT $5,000 IN JUNE. 941 00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:51,269 WE SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO TOGETHER. 942 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:53,571 OH, YEAH? 943 00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,441 YEAH. A SEX TAPE. 944 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:58,609 CLASSIC STYLE. 945 00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:00,645 WHO'S THE STAR? 946 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,647 WELL, WE SHARE TOP BILLING. 947 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,915 NO WAY. IN EVERY SEX TAPE, THERE'S A STAR. 948 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,651 IT'S EITHER THE GUY OR THE GIRL. 949 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,520 SO WHO'S IT GONNA BE-- YOU OR ME? 950 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:11,756 OKAY. YOU. 951 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,791 WELL, IF I'M THE STAR, 952 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:16,594 THEN YOU NEED TO PITCH ME YOUR IDEA FOR THE MOVIE, 953 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:19,397 AND IF I LIKE IT, I'LL AGREE TO STAR IN IT. 954 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,965 NOW I FEEL UNPREPARED. 955 00:53:20,998 --> 00:53:22,833 HEY, YOU'D BETTER MAKE THIS COUNT. 956 00:53:24,435 --> 00:53:26,737 OKAY. I'M JUST GONNA START 957 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:28,639 THROWING STUFF OUT THERE. 958 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:31,376 AND THEY'RE NOT ALL GONNA BE GREAT, BUT ONE IS GONNA CATCH. 959 00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:33,244 I'M READY. 960 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:34,812 OKAY. 961 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:38,383 CLASSIC P.O.V. I HOLD THE CAMERA 962 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,252 AS I SENSITIVELY AND PASSIONATELY DOMINATE YOU. 963 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:43,688 THE VIEWER SEES EVERYTHING I SEE. 964 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,623 WOW. SO THAT'S HOW YOU VIEW ME? 965 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:47,792 AS SOME WEB CAM INTERNET SLUT? 966 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,794 GET CREATIVE, MAN. 967 00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,698 OKAY. 968 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,933 WE DRESS UP LIKE PILGRIMS, 969 00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:58,736 AND WE SIT AT THE THANKSGIVING TABLE, SAY GRACE, 970 00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:01,572 GO AT IT AS AWKWARD AND STILTED AS POSSIBLE. 971 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:04,609 FUNNY, BUT NOT SEXY. 972 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:06,744 ( laughs ) OH. 973 00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:08,546 OH, "SEXY." 974 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,915 OKAY. 975 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:14,051 WE FILM OURSELVES OVER THE COURSE OF A COUPLE WEEKS 976 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,587 AND EDIT A MONTAGE OF SLOW-MOTION ORGASMS 977 00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:18,489 SET TO '80s HAIR-METAL MUSIC. 978 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:20,525 ( hair metal plays ) 979 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:25,630 ( giggles ) NO. 980 00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:27,465 WELL, SHIT, THAT'S ALL I GOT. 981 00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:28,999 THAT'S IT? 982 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:31,336 CAN'T WE JUST GET DRUNK ON A BOAT AND GO FOR IT? 983 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,504 NOPE. 984 00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:35,673 YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IT SOME MORE, 985 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:38,008 AND I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE SOME OTHER TIME. 986 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:40,945 OKAY. 987 00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:47,452 ( door shuts ) 988 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,056 SANA! 989 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:54,492 N-NATAN. 990 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:56,561 WHAT... I SAW THEM. 991 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:59,430 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I SAW YOUR PARENTS. 992 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:01,966 WHAT? WHERE? IN YOUR HOUSE. 993 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:05,102 YOU WERE SPYING ON MY PARENTS? NO, I WAS SPYING ON YOU. 994 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:08,806 DUDE, ARE YOU PSYCHO? DO I NEED TO START CARRYING PEPPER SPRAY? 995 00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:11,676 I WANTED TO SEE YOUR HAIR. 996 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,978 OH, 'CAUSE THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 997 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:16,781 YOU LIED TO ME. HOW DID I LIE TO YOU? 998 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,949 YOU SAID YOUR PARENTS LOCK YOU UP AND DON'T LET YOU DATE. 999 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,752 THAT'S BULLSHIT. I SAW THEM BOOZING AND SMOKING, 1000 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,554 JUST LIKE NORMAL DEGENERATE AMERICANS. 1001 00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:25,523 THEY'RE NOT STRICT OR RELIGIOUS. YOU LIED TO ME 1002 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,758 BECAUSE YOU'RE INSECURE ABOUT SOMEBODY LIKING YOU. 1003 00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:29,660 FIRST OFF, HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW STRICT THEY ARE? 1004 00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:31,529 JUST BECAUSE THEY AREN'T RELIGIOUS DOESN'T MEAN 1005 00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:33,531 THEY DON'T STILL HAVE CONTROL OVER MY LIFE. 1006 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:35,700 I STILL LIVE AT HOME, THEY STILL GIVE ME MONEY FOR SCHOOL, 1007 00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,702 AND, YEAH, THEY ARE STILL STRICT. 1008 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,069 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1009 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,372 FINE. I DON'T CARE. 1010 00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:46,911 MAN, DON'T YOU GET IT? 1011 00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,616 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. 1012 00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:54,419 MY RELIGION IS A CONVENIENT, BUT VALID EXCUSE 1013 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:57,087 TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM ME. 1014 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,825 I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE. 1015 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:03,894 LISTEN, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT? 1016 00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,996 YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING BANK ROBBER THAT HASN'T THOUGHT OUT HIS NEXT MOVE. 1017 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,965 I MEAN, WHAT IS THE PLAN HERE? 1018 00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:10,401 AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WOOED BY YOUR PERSISTENCE? 1019 00:56:10,435 --> 00:56:12,870 OR MAYBE I SHOULD FIND THIS PEEPING-TOM ACT FLATTERING. 1020 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,972 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT? 1021 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,678 I WANT TO MEET YOUR DAD. 1022 00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:22,613 WHAT? 1023 00:56:22,647 --> 00:56:25,850 I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR FATHER. 1024 00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:29,119 WHATEVER. FINE. 1025 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,388 I HOPE YOU FUCKING EMBARRASS YOURSELF. 1026 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:40,431 HEY. BABA, THIS IS MY FRIEND. 1027 00:56:40,465 --> 00:56:42,500 HI. I'M YUSIF. 1028 00:56:42,533 --> 00:56:44,435 NICE TO MEET YOU. NATAN. 1029 00:56:44,469 --> 00:56:47,171 OH, NATAN, YEAH. I'VE HEARD A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU. 1030 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,208 HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 1031 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,544 GOOD. EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 1032 00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:56,080 I'M JUST... SCHOOL. I WAS ACTUALLY... 1033 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,415 I WAS JUST SAYING "WHAT'S UP" TO SANA. 1034 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,687 WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 1035 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,690 NO, UH, I DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU, 1036 00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:08,493 SIR... 1037 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:12,196 UH... WELL, I WAS HOPING TO REQUEST 1038 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:15,500 AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU AND YOUR WIFE. OH, MY GOD. 1039 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,604 YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME AND MY WIFE? 1040 00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:23,107 YEAH, UM, BUT IN A FORMAL SETTING-- 1041 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:26,176 YOU KNOW, LIKE AFTERNOON TEA OR DINNER OR SOMETHING. 1042 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:29,780 ARE YOU INVITING YOURSELF TO DINNER? I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1043 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,850 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING AT? UNFORTUNATELY, YES. 1044 00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:34,852 SANA, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1045 00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:37,054 SIR, I'D LIKE TO REQUEST AN AUDIENCE 1046 00:57:37,087 --> 00:57:40,525 WITH YOU AND YOUR WIFE TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION... 1047 00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:44,929 TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER. 1048 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,703 SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT? 1049 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:58,909 IS THIS THE FINAL STAGE OF THE TRANSFORMATION? IS THIS HOW IT WORKS? 1050 00:57:58,943 --> 00:58:01,579 SOMETIMES. 1051 00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:07,552 YEAH, GREAT. COME OVER FOR DINNER THIS FRIDAY. 1052 00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:10,688 WE'LL, UH, DISCUSS YOUR REQUEST. 1053 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:13,991 GREAT. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, SIR. 1054 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:17,027 MM. OH, BUT, NATAN, 1055 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:19,096 I HAVE A REQUEST TOO. 1056 00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:21,098 ANYTHING. 1057 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:23,901 WELL, I THINK IF WE'RE GOING TO, UH, 1058 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:26,937 TALK OPENLY ABOUT SUCH SERIOUS THINGS, 1059 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:30,007 YOU SHOULD WEAR WHAT YOU FEEL MOST COMFORTABLE IN. 1060 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,809 FATHER! EXCUSE ME? 1061 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,812 SANA TELLS ME 1062 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:37,582 YOU LIKE TO WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHING, 1063 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:39,717 THAT IT MAKES YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE. 1064 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,952 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PART OF THIS FAMILY, 1065 00:58:41,986 --> 00:58:45,823 I THINK IT'S SOMETHING WE SHOULD CONSIDER TRYING TO GET USED TO. 1066 00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:48,959 UH... 1067 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:51,095 ALL RIGHT. 1068 00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,698 YEAH, UH, I CAN DO THAT. 1069 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,566 GREAT, GREAT. 1070 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,836 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY, THEN. 1071 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:02,172 SANA, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1072 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:09,674 ( laughs ) 1073 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:46,176 OKAY, YOU CAN TALK NOW. WHAT THE FUCK, NIA? 1074 01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:50,915 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? DID YOU KNOW I WAS ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT? 1075 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:53,117 I HAD TO TELL MY FAMILY THAT TECHNICALLY, YES, 1076 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,319 I DID IN FACT PHYSICALLY DO 1077 01:00:55,352 --> 01:00:58,222 WHAT THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT DESCRIBED TO THEM. 1078 01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:01,091 I MIGHT HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD AS A FUCKING SEX OFFENDER! 1079 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:03,360 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE NEAR PARKS 1080 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:06,463 OR COACH MY KIDS' LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM. I'M SORRY. 1081 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,734 I'M SO SORRY. 1082 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,702 DID I HURT YOU? DID I GO TOO FAR OR SOMETHING? 1083 01:01:11,736 --> 01:01:13,838 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S MY FAULT. 1084 01:01:13,871 --> 01:01:17,107 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 1085 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,249 IT WAS DAVID. 1086 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:28,452 HE SAW THE BRUISES AND THE DOOR, AND HE JUST... 1087 01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:31,756 HE JUST FLIPPED OUT. HE WAS OUT-OF-HIS-MIND UPSET. 1088 01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:34,024 HE THREATENED TO TELL MY PARENTS 1089 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,794 IF I DIDN'T. 1090 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:38,996 IT WAS SUCH A MESS. SO YOU TOLD YOUR PARENTS IT WAS ME? 1091 01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:44,234 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FROZE UP. 1092 01:01:44,268 --> 01:01:46,904 THEY JUST KEPT ASKING ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN 1093 01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:49,139 WHAT HAPPENED, AND ALL I COULD DO WAS CRY, 1094 01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:53,043 AND THEN I EVENTUALLY JUST BLURTED OUT YOUR NAME. 1095 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:56,881 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1096 01:01:56,914 --> 01:01:59,083 WHAT SHOULD I HAVE DONE? SAID SOMEONE BROKE IN THE HOUSE? 1097 01:01:59,116 --> 01:02:01,051 YES. THAT, EXACTLY. 1098 01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:03,287 I DIDN'T WANT TO START A MANHUNT 1099 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,823 FOR SOME INNOCENT MEXICAN IMMIGRANT. 1100 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:07,858 SO YOU SENT THEM ACROSS THE STREET TO ME? 1101 01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:11,495 WELL, IT WAS... 1102 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,831 IT WAS YOU WHO DID IT, 1103 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:16,801 AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE, AND IT'S EASIER TO FIX. 1104 01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:19,203 IT'S A LITTLE LATE. 1105 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,438 PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME. 1106 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,041 I PROMISE I'LL FIX IT. 1107 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:28,178 I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE. 1108 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:31,248 I KNOW YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO DO IT. 1109 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:35,319 BUT I DID. AND THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKED! 1110 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:37,454 NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT. 1111 01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:41,491 DON'T WORRY, FINO. I'LL TELL THEM EVERYTHING. 1112 01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:49,333 I PROMISE. I'LL FIX IT. 1113 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,802 WE'LL SEE. 1114 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,841 I GOT TO... I GOT TO GO. 1115 01:02:56,874 --> 01:02:59,443 NO, NO, STAY FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT. 1116 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,978 WHY? 1117 01:03:01,011 --> 01:03:03,213 I DON'T KNOW. 1118 01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:06,884 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. COME ON, JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT. 1119 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,954 HEY. COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 1120 01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:11,989 I DON'T KNOW. 1121 01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,893 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 1122 01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:18,295 I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER. 1123 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:21,531 WHAT, NOW? WHY NOT? WE WORK SO GOOD TOGETHER. 1124 01:03:21,565 --> 01:03:23,267 THAT'S NOT THE WAY I WANT TO WORK. 1125 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,302 I KNOW, BUT... 1126 01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:27,938 BUT MAYBE WE CAN COMPROMISE, 1127 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:30,140 MEET SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE. 1128 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:32,576 HALF-HALF, 1129 01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:34,912 ROUGH AND SLOW, 1130 01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,914 GOOD AND BAD. 1131 01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:38,582 FUCK THAT. 1132 01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:40,851 I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE LAST TIME. 1133 01:03:40,885 --> 01:03:43,220 I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO 1134 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:44,955 NEGOTIATE THIS WITH ME. 1135 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,191 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 1136 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:50,494 ( door shuts ) 1137 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:57,567 ( horn honks ) WATCH WHERE YOU'RE RIDING, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! 1138 01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,878 "UPLOAD COMPLETE"? 1139 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:13,550 WHAT THE F... 1140 01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:18,255 OH, MY GOD. 1141 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:21,625 OH, NO! NO! 1142 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,961 DID I GET DRUNK AND UPLOAD THIS? 1143 01:04:26,330 --> 01:04:27,998 SHIT! 1144 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,370 FUCK! 1145 01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:45,249 SMOKING JOINTS? 1146 01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:47,351 OH, UH, YEAH, MRS. DOUBTFEATHER. 1147 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,620 THAT'S OKAY, MRS. DOUBTFEATHER. 1148 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:53,390 ( continues, indistinct ) 1149 01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:56,660 EUPHE... "EUPHENEGIA." 1150 01:04:56,693 --> 01:04:59,129 EUPHEGENIA. EUTHANASIA. 1151 01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:01,031 EUTHANASIA! 1152 01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:08,973 ( exhales ) 1153 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:27,124 SO, NATAN, TELL US ABOUT YOUR WEB SITCOM. 1154 01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:29,359 OH, YEAH. UM... 1155 01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:31,595 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR ABOUT THE PAST YEAR. 1156 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:34,264 IT'S CALLED "EUPHEGENIA," AND IT'S ABOUT THIS CHARACTER 1157 01:05:34,298 --> 01:05:37,267 WHO LOOKS AND ACTS JUST LIKE A YOUNGER VERSION OF MRS. DOUBTFIRE, 1158 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:41,171 AND SHE'S JUST MOVED FROM SCOTLAND TO LIVE WITH A COUPLE COLLEGE KIDS. 1159 01:05:41,205 --> 01:05:45,175 SOUNDS HILARIOUS. GOD, I LOVE HARVEY FIERSTEIN. 1160 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:48,645 YEAH, IT'S BEEN A LOT OF FUN. SANA CAME TO WATCH US FILM THE OTHER DAY. 1161 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,347 OH, HOW NICE. 1162 01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:54,018 SO, NATAN, 1163 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,353 YOU WANTED TO ASK US SOMETHING. 1164 01:05:56,386 --> 01:05:59,023 YEAH. UM... 1165 01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:01,258 FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH 1166 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,027 FOR HAVING ME OVER THIS EVENING. 1167 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,594 RANIA, THIS DUCK IS DELICIOUS. 1168 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:06,463 THANK YOU, NATAN. 1169 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,532 WE'RE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. WE DON'T GET TO MEET 1170 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,634 A LOT OF FRIENDS OF SANA'S FROM SCHOOL, 1171 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:14,204 SO IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET ONE. 1172 01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:16,740 HAPPY TO BE HERE. UM... 1173 01:06:16,773 --> 01:06:20,444 THE REASON I'M HERE IS BECAUSE 1174 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,546 I WAS HOPING TO ASK 1175 01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,548 YOUR PERMISSION 1176 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:27,317 TO ASK... SANA 1177 01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:32,489 TO... MARRY ME. 1178 01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:41,765 NATAN, THAT'S... 1179 01:06:41,798 --> 01:06:44,434 THAT'S VERY CORDIAL OF YOU. 1180 01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:47,437 I DON'T THINK I WAS EVER THAT CONSIDERATE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. 1181 01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:51,208 Rania: I DON'T THINK YOU WERE EITHER. 1182 01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:54,278 BUT THE THING IS, YOU KNOW, 1183 01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,513 WE'RE NOT A VERY TRADITIONAL FAMILY, 1184 01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:59,249 AS YOU CAN SEE. 1185 01:06:59,283 --> 01:07:02,086 SANA HAS CHOSEN TO FOLLOW HER FAITH 1186 01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:05,289 WITH A LITTLE MORE DEDICATION THAN US. 1187 01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:07,657 AND ALTHOUGH WE, UH, 1188 01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:10,760 DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO FOLLOW HER, 1189 01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:14,498 WE'RE RESPECTFUL OF HER DEDICATION 1190 01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:17,334 AND FEEL THAT NOTHING BUT GOOD CAN COME OF IT. 1191 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:21,238 HOWEVER, DESPITE HER BELIEFS, 1192 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:24,374 YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK US FOR PERMISSION FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1193 01:07:24,408 --> 01:07:27,611 JUST ASK SANA WHEN YOU FEEL THE TIME IS RIGHT, 1194 01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:30,214 AND SHE'LL... 1195 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,216 LET US KNOW FROM THERE. 1196 01:07:32,249 --> 01:07:34,351 OKAY. I CAN, UM, 1197 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,786 RESPECT THAT ROUTE AS WELL. 1198 01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:41,458 DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 1199 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:43,193 RIGHT NOW? 1200 01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:44,794 YEAH. 1201 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,796 ASK ME NOW. 1202 01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:56,140 SANA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1203 01:07:56,173 --> 01:07:57,474 YES. 1204 01:07:57,507 --> 01:08:00,544 WHAT? DID I STUTTER? 1205 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,879 YOU SEEM SURPRISED, NATAN. 1206 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,582 I-I-I AM. I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW... 1207 01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:09,253 I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD WANT TO. 1208 01:08:09,286 --> 01:08:12,489 WHY NOT? YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON A DATE WITH ME, 1209 01:08:12,522 --> 01:08:14,858 AND NOW YOU'RE AGREEING TO MARRY ME? YOU NEVER ASKED ME THAT. 1210 01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:18,728 I TOLD YOU I DON'T DATE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE ENGAGED TO YOU. 1211 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:20,564 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1212 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,200 IT MEANS WE DATE FOR A YEAR WITH NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY, 1213 01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:26,270 AND IF WE STILL LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE END, WE GET MARRIED. 1214 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,872 THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 1215 01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:31,808 BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WANT TO DO IT. 1216 01:08:31,841 --> 01:08:35,212 WAIT, SO HAVE TO BE PLATONIC FRIENDS FOR A YEAR, 1217 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:38,482 AND THEN IF WE WANT TO STAY TOGETHER, WE COMMIT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES? 1218 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:42,652 THAT'S THE WAY I WANT TO DO IT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING DOOR IS! 1219 01:08:42,686 --> 01:08:45,789 SANA! NO, MAMA! THIS GUY'S A PIECE OF SHIT! 1220 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,891 YOU COME OVER HERE AND PUT ON THIS SHOW 1221 01:08:47,924 --> 01:08:49,893 JUST TO PROVE A POINT? 1222 01:08:49,926 --> 01:08:51,628 HE DOESN'T WANT TO MARRY ME. 1223 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:54,231 HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME. HE'S PSYCHO. 1224 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:56,233 HE SPIED ON ME JUST TO SEE MY HAIR. 1225 01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:58,302 WHAT? EXCUSE ME? 1226 01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:01,405 YES, I DID THAT, OKAY? SO I'M A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH YOU. 1227 01:09:01,438 --> 01:09:03,740 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? I HAVE NATURAL FEELINGS OF DESIRE TOWARDS YOU. 1228 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:06,710 YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I'M CRAZY. YOU'RE SICK. 1229 01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:08,945 WHY IS IT SO WRONG THAT I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM, 1230 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:11,415 BUT I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU? 1231 01:09:11,448 --> 01:09:13,917 AND, YES, OKAY, SO I WANTED TO SEE YOUR HAIR. 1232 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:17,887 I'M NOT ASHAMED. IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS SPYING ON YOU IN THE SHOWER. 1233 01:09:17,921 --> 01:09:19,856 YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MY HAIR. 1234 01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:21,958 YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. 1235 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:24,528 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ME. YES, I DO. OF COURSE I DO. 1236 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:27,364 WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU? 1237 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:30,667 OF COURSE I LIKE YOU. DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY HAIR, NATAN? 1238 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:32,369 NOT NOW. 1239 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,904 IS THAT ALL THAT YOU WANT? 1240 01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:41,845 HERE. 1241 01:09:41,878 --> 01:09:44,214 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 1242 01:09:44,248 --> 01:09:46,350 BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT! 1243 01:09:46,383 --> 01:09:48,252 NO, YOU DON'T, SANA! 1244 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:51,655 TAKE ONE LAST LOOK, NATAN. 1245 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,358 NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT! 1246 01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:12,742 HELLO? OH, HERE HE COMES. 1247 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,378 WILL! 1248 01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:16,780 HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 1249 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:18,915 COME ON, WE'RE PLAYING EDWARD 40-HANDS BEFORE WE GO OUT TONIGHT, 1250 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:20,784 AND YOU ARE COMING WITH US. 1251 01:10:20,817 --> 01:10:23,920 I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT TONIGHT. WILL, COME ON! 1252 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:27,824 I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING OUT TONIGHT, GUYS. YOU WOULD RATHER STAY HOME? 1253 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:30,394 COME ON. WILL, 1254 01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:32,429 WE'RE GONNA SMOKE BEFORE. 1255 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:40,704 ALL RIGHT, I'LL COME OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT. 1256 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,639 Will: WHAT'S THIS CALLED? 1257 01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:44,274 EDWARD 40-HANDS. 1258 01:10:44,308 --> 01:10:45,575 'CAUSE THERE ARE 40s ON OUR HANDS. 1259 01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:47,511 OH, YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE, YEAH. 1260 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:48,712 YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE? 1261 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:50,380 CAN I TAKE THESE OFF TO PISS? 1262 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:51,781 NO, THAT'S THE FUN PART. 1263 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,350 YOU HAVE TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS 1264 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:54,884 OR FIGURE IT OUT FROM THERE-- IT'S FUN. 1265 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:57,454 OH, THAT'S THE FUN PART. 1266 01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:59,456 * PLEASED TO MEET YOU 1267 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:01,625 * AND CAME TO WAKE YOU UP OUT THE DEEP SLEEPER LIKE * 1268 01:11:01,658 --> 01:11:03,993 * HE NEEDED TO STOP BEFORE HE CAUGHT THE KNEE DROP * 1269 01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:06,930 * EVEN GIVE YOU MORE ZIP-ZIP THAN ZZ TOP * 1270 01:11:06,963 --> 01:11:08,998 * ON FULL BEERS THOUGH SHALL NOT BALL CORNERS * 1271 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:11,935 * GEEDORAH LIKE ONE MORE STEP AND YOU'RE ALL GONERS * 1272 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:14,471 * SO-CALLED RICH FRONT IF YOU WANT TO * 1273 01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:17,641 * WHEN HE SPIT ELECTRICS, DON'T BE IN Y'ALL SAUNAS * 1274 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:21,578 * HE ONLY HERE TO WARN US WHAT THE PLAN IS... * 1275 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:25,415 OH, MAN! I AM DONE, BITCHES. 1276 01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:26,750 Man: YOU SUCK. YOU CHEATED. 1277 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,418 YOU GUYS... 1278 01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:30,487 HAVE GOT TO CATCH UP. 1279 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,389 HOW DARE YOU WIN! 1280 01:11:32,422 --> 01:11:34,391 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS VIDEO MY BUDDY SENT. 1281 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:38,027 IT'S SOME CHICK HERE, SHE DID AN ART PROJECT. 1282 01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:41,365 AN ART... WHY WOULD WE WANT TO WATCH AN ART PROJECT RIGHT NOW? 1283 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:43,833 IS IT, LIKE, INTERPRETIVE DANCE? SHE GOES TO OUR SCHOOL. 1284 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:53,009 WHAT? WAIT. IS THAT THE SAME GIRL? YEAH, RIGHT? 1285 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:56,613 SHUT THE FUCK UP? HOW IS SHE GROWING HER BREASTS LIKE THAT? 1286 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:59,516 SHE TOOK PHOTOS OF HERSELF, LIKE, FOREVER, FROM YEARS AGO. 1287 01:11:59,549 --> 01:12:02,619 OH, MY GOD. NO WAY! 1288 01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:06,356 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S LIKE SHE TOOK THESE PICTURES FROM... OH! 1289 01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:08,758 SHE PUT THIS OTHER VIDEO UP, THIS COMPILATION OF HER 1290 01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:12,629 TRICKING THIS GUY INTO THINKING THAT HE LEAKED THIS VIDEO ON-LINE. 1291 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,064 IT'S AMAZING. LOOK. 1292 01:12:15,098 --> 01:12:18,067 Man: OH, DUDE, THAT SUCKS. 1293 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,405 Woman: SO EMBARRASSING. 1294 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:23,139 Man: THAT'S SO FUCKED. 1295 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:26,510 SHE JUST TOTALLY FUCKED WITH THIS GUY. 1296 01:12:26,543 --> 01:12:29,078 THAT'S A WEIRD HIDDEN CAMERA PRANK. 1297 01:12:29,112 --> 01:12:32,081 I DON'T KNOW. Woman: THIS GUY HAS NO IDEA. 1298 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:33,683 ( all chattering ) 1299 01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:37,654 Man: I THINK SHE GOES TO THIS SCHOOL. 1300 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:39,523 THAT IS SO FUCKED UP! 1301 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:42,091 SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. DOES THIS GET WEIRD? 1302 01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:45,395 OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE. 1303 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,864 WHAT? SO THIS IS ALL, LIKE, SECURITY STUFF. 1304 01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:50,634 NO! SON OF A BITCH! 1305 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:53,036 WHAT A LOSER. IT'S JUST SOME DUDE IN HIS ROOM. 1306 01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:55,639 THIS IS BORING. GO BACK TO THE FIRST ONE. 1307 01:12:55,672 --> 01:12:57,874 START FROM THE BEGINNING. CAN I GET THESE FUCKING THINGS OFF? 1308 01:12:57,907 --> 01:13:01,578 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I SAID I WANT THESE FUCKING THINGS OFF OF ME! 1309 01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:04,914 ( all exclaiming ) FUCK, MAN! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1310 01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:06,816 JUST CHILL OUT. 1311 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,785 YOU WERE ALMOST DONE! 1312 01:13:15,191 --> 01:13:17,994 ( chattering ) 1313 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:19,763 FUCK YOU. 1314 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:22,632 WILL? YOU HEAR ME? 1315 01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:25,902 FUCK YOU! 1316 01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:28,672 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1317 01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:30,940 BEING DRAMATIC. 1318 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,010 YOU SAW THE SITE? 1319 01:13:34,043 --> 01:13:36,012 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1320 01:13:36,045 --> 01:13:38,515 WELL, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR TAPES? 1321 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:41,785 YOU ABUSED AND RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP 1322 01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:44,654 WITH THE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT-- 1323 01:13:44,688 --> 01:13:47,491 YOU AND THESE TAPES-- AND NOW I AM DESTROYING THEM 1324 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:50,594 IN FRONT OF YOU AS AN ACT OF DEFIANCE. 1325 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:53,530 YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE SITE? NO, I DIDN'T. 1326 01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:57,033 I WATCHED IT IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, AND IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING. 1327 01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,736 I FELT TERRIBLE THAT YOUR VIDEO GOT OUT ON THE INTERNET. 1328 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,738 THEN WHY DID YOU STEAL IT? 1329 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:06,543 OH! YOU TAUNTED ME, OKAY? YOU KNEW I'D TAKE IT. 1330 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:09,145 I DID NOT MAKE YOU STEAL IT. YOU'RE THE MANIPULATOR HERE. 1331 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:11,815 YES, BUT YOU LET IT HAPPEN. YOU COULD'VE LEFT IT ALONE. 1332 01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:13,983 YOU VIOLATED MY CURIOSITY. LISTEN, WILL. 1333 01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:17,687 WE MADE SOMETHING TOGETHER. I THOUGHT YOU'D THINK THAT IT WAS COOL. 1334 01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:19,923 AND STILL THINK YOU MIGHT, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND A LITTLE. 1335 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,958 BUT IT'S LIKE GOOD AMATEUR PORN-- 1336 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,728 SOMEONE HAS TO FEEL VIOLATED FOR IT TO BE GOOD. 1337 01:14:24,761 --> 01:14:28,231 YOU SHOULD FEEL VIOLATED, I SHOULD FEEL SHAMEFUL-- THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES. 1338 01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:30,734 THOSE ARE THE NECESSARY FEELINGS FOR MAKING THIS KIND OF ART. 1339 01:14:30,767 --> 01:14:34,137 OTHERWISE, IT'S JUST A NORMAL, GROSS PLASTIC PORNO. 1340 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:37,507 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW... 1341 01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:38,975 HOLD ON. 1342 01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:52,856 HERE. THIS IS THE FUN PART OF THE PROJECT. 1343 01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:54,691 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1344 01:14:57,260 --> 01:15:00,864 WHAT IS THIS? JUST TAKE IT HOME AND WATCH IT. 1345 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,732 IS THIS A TAPE OF US FUCKING? 1346 01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:05,902 I WOULD BE SO MAD IF THIS IS A TAPE OF US FUCKING. 1347 01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:08,538 THIS WOULD BE SUCH A LAME WAY TO END THIS. DO YOU HEAR ME? 1348 01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,740 SERIOUSLY! A LAME WAY TO END ALL OF THIS. 1349 01:15:10,774 --> 01:15:13,509 IT'S NOT ENDING. JUST WATCH IT. 1350 01:15:18,715 --> 01:15:20,717 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? 1351 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,853 FRAT ROW? YEAH, I'LL BE THERE. 1352 01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:36,265 THERE HE IS. WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 1353 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,568 NATAN'S GONNA GET POT FROM A GUY INSIDE THIS ONE. 1354 01:15:38,602 --> 01:15:40,870 GOD DAMN IT, THIS PLACE MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT. 1355 01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,739 YOU WANT TO FUCKING LEAVE, FUCKING LEAVE. 1356 01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:44,774 IT'S BEEN A SHITTY NIGHT. I NEED TO GET SOME WEED. 1357 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:47,143 I KNOW I CAN LEAVE, ALL RIGHT? BUT YOU COME HERE EVERY GODDAMN WEEKEND. 1358 01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:48,945 OKAY, OKAY, SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU. 1359 01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:51,247 LET'S JUST GET IT AND GET OUT, OKAY? FINE. 1360 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,749 COME ON. 1361 01:15:59,789 --> 01:16:01,825 BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 1362 01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:10,600 IS THAT NIA? 1363 01:16:10,634 --> 01:16:12,035 YEAH. 1364 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,170 FUCK, MAN! DAVID IS HERE! 1365 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:16,973 OH, SHIT. ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT? 1366 01:16:17,006 --> 01:16:18,775 JUST BE COOL FOR A SEC. 1367 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:21,845 HEY, FINO, HOW'S IT GOING? 1368 01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:23,613 HI, DAVID. WILL, WHAT'S UP? 1369 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:25,214 HEY. 1370 01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:27,817 IT'S SO FUNNY SEEING YOU GUYS HERE. 1371 01:16:27,851 --> 01:16:29,686 I WAS JUST TELLING NIA THE OTHER DAY 1372 01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:31,755 HOW MUCH I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU GUYS 1373 01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:33,823 FOR GETTING SO FUCKED UP AT YOUR PLACE. 1374 01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:36,760 I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SO SHIT-FACED. IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 1375 01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:40,764 I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME, THOUGH. I REALLY HOPE I DIDN'T MESS ANYTHING UP. 1376 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,269 WELL, SEE YOU GUYS. 1377 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,304 Will: LATER, DAVID. SEE YA. 1378 01:16:51,775 --> 01:16:52,976 THAT WAS WEIRD. 1379 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:54,911 BITCH! WHAT? 1380 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,246 HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED. SHE LIED TO ME! 1381 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:02,952 WHY? WHY? WHY? WHAT? WHAT? 1382 01:17:02,986 --> 01:17:05,755 YOU'RE A LYING BITCH! YOU'RE FUCKED UP! 1383 01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,290 YOU TRIED TO RUIN MY LIFE 1384 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:09,325 BY LYING TO THE POLICE, TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, 1385 01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:11,360 TO YOUR PARENTS. YOU'RE EVIL. 1386 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:15,899 YOU'RE SOCIOPATHIC. HEY, FUCK YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 1387 01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:18,234 WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? 1388 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,203 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, 1389 01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:22,405 TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT HAVE? 1390 01:17:22,438 --> 01:17:24,340 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCK THINGS UP? 1391 01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:28,044 WHAT WE HAD, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SHIT. 1392 01:17:28,077 --> 01:17:31,180 YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD GIVE ME WHAT I WANTED, EVERYTHING I NEEDED, 1393 01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:34,317 AND YOU HAD TO BE SUCH A PUSSY ABOUT IT. 1394 01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:37,854 YOU HAD A SLAVE IF YOU WANTED ONE. 1395 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:39,956 I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU 1396 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:44,193 IF YOU WOULD'VE JUST GIVEN ME WHAT I FUCKING WANTED! 1397 01:17:44,227 --> 01:17:46,462 YEAH, I SCREWED UP, 1398 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,832 I FREAKED OUT, I OVERREACTED, 1399 01:17:48,865 --> 01:17:51,701 BUT I COULDN'T DO IT JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. 1400 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:55,905 YOU'RE SO FUCKING VAIN 1401 01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:58,074 TO THINK THAT YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE 1402 01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:01,244 EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT, INDULGE THEIR WILDEST FANTASIES, 1403 01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:04,447 AND THEN JUST TAKE IT AWAY AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS 1404 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,151 THAT YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 1405 01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:11,054 WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT DOES TO A PERSON? JESUS. 1406 01:18:11,087 --> 01:18:14,357 GIVING THEM EVERYTHING THAT THEY WANT AND THEN JUST TAKING IT AWAY. 1407 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:17,426 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 1408 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:21,798 HOW FUCKING WEAK DO YOU THINK I AM? 1409 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,736 FINO, I THINK 1410 01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:29,839 YOU'RE THE WEAKEST MAN I'VE EVER MET. 1411 01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:36,312 I HOPE ONE DAY 1412 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,014 YOU ASK SOMEONE LESS KIND THAN ME 1413 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:40,750 TO PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE, AND THEY CRUSH YOU. 1414 01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:48,858 FINO! FINO! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1415 01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:50,894 HEY, FINO, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO HER? 1416 01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:53,362 HEY, NICE DRESS, FAGGOT. WHAT? 1417 01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:55,899 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? YOU HEARD ME, BRO. 1418 01:18:55,932 --> 01:18:58,134 HEY, FUCK YOU! OH, YEAH? FUCK YOU. 1419 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:02,205 ( arguing, shouting ) 1420 01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:05,875 ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? ASSHOLE! 1421 01:19:05,909 --> 01:19:08,344 WHAT THE FUCK... POLICE. BREAK IT UP. 1422 01:19:08,377 --> 01:19:10,780 HANDS OFF, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! 1423 01:19:10,814 --> 01:19:13,817 ( siren wailing ) IT'S OVER, OKAY? IT'S OVER. 1424 01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:21,057 WHAT'S ON THE TAPE? 1425 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,392 MY QUINCEAÑERA. 1426 01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:26,162 FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS. 1427 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:28,231 HAND IT OVER. 1428 01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:42,178 DUDE... 1429 01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,215 IS THAT YOU? 1430 01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:48,017 YEAH. 1431 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,056 WHO'S THE GIRL? 1432 01:19:53,089 --> 01:19:55,859 DID SHE KNOW YOU WERE FILMING HER? I WAS NOT AWARE. 1433 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:59,195 SHE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT THE CAMERA. SHE MADE THE TAPE. 1434 01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:01,130 EASY. I CAN SEE THAT. 1435 01:20:05,234 --> 01:20:07,436 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU BOTH LOOK GREAT. 1436 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:10,506 YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. IT'S QUALITY WORK. 1437 01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:13,209 NICE MOVE. DID YOU CHOREOGRAPH THAT? 1438 01:20:13,242 --> 01:20:15,011 NO, NATAN, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BEING FILMED. 1439 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:17,914 THAT'S ALL FREESTYLE? THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 1440 01:20:17,947 --> 01:20:19,883 ALL RIGHT. 1441 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:26,022 ( coughs, clears throat ) YOU KNOW, GENTLEMEN-- 1442 01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:27,390 AND I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY-- 1443 01:20:27,423 --> 01:20:31,027 YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE. 1444 01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:33,129 REALLY, I TRY NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE. 1445 01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:36,933 I'M CERTAINLY NO STRANGER TO DEVIANCE MYSELF. 1446 01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:40,069 IT'S ONE OF THE GREAT SPICES OF LIFE. 1447 01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:42,138 AND, WELL, WHAT OTHER REASON 1448 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,340 IS THERE TO LIVE 1449 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,442 IF IT'S NOT TO DO THE THINGS 1450 01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:48,878 THAT GOD SAYS WE SHOULDN'T DO? 1451 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:50,279 SIN AND VICE. ( chuckles ) 1452 01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:53,249 SIN... AND VICE. 1453 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:59,022 THESE ARE THE JEWELS INSIDE THE ROTARY MOVEMENT 1454 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:02,858 REQUIRED TO KEEP THINGS WORKING. 1455 01:21:08,164 --> 01:21:11,200 I MET A WOMAN ONCE IN SARAJEVO 1456 01:21:11,234 --> 01:21:14,403 WHO HAD THE MOST... DELICIOUS CALVES 1457 01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:17,140 IN ALL OF EUROPE. 1458 01:21:17,173 --> 01:21:19,375 I WANTED TO BITE INTO THEM LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM, 1459 01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:23,046 LIKE MAYBE A FRENCH PEAR. 1460 01:21:23,079 --> 01:21:26,916 SHE WAS SITTING ALONE IN A CAFE, AND I, UH... 1461 01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:30,119 I ASKED HER IF, UH... 1462 01:21:30,153 --> 01:21:33,156 IF, UH, I COULD LICK HER CALF. 1463 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:35,658 I TOLD HER SHE SHOULD TAKE FIVE MINUTES AND THINK ABOUT IT, 1464 01:21:35,691 --> 01:21:37,927 AND IF SHE WANTED TO JOIN ME, 1465 01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:40,997 SHE SHOULD COME OVER TO MY TABLE AND WE COULD LEAVE TOGETHER. 1466 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:43,032 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? FIVE MINUTES WENT BY, 1467 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:45,101 AND SHE CAME OVER, AND SHE TOOK MY HAND, 1468 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,303 AND WE LEFT. 1469 01:21:49,572 --> 01:21:52,475 IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS I'VE EVER DONE. 1470 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:56,145 ( chuckling ) 1471 01:21:56,179 --> 01:21:58,347 WE GOT TO HER HOUSE-- 1472 01:21:58,381 --> 01:22:01,084 SHE LIVED ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN-- 1473 01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:04,187 WE WENT INTO HER BEDROOM 1474 01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,489 AND, UH... 1475 01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:10,293 WELL, SHE HAD SOME CONDITIONS FOR ME-- WEIRD THINGS. 1476 01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:12,295 SHE HAD A GOAT OUT BACK, 1477 01:22:12,328 --> 01:22:14,697 AND SHE WANTED TO TIE THAT GOAT UP IN THE CORNER, 1478 01:22:14,730 --> 01:22:18,101 SHE WANTED TO CRUSH SOME PILLS UP, IT ALL GOT VERY CONFUSING. 1479 01:22:18,134 --> 01:22:20,436 BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE QUESTION IS, 1480 01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:24,473 IF YOU'RE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO ENJOY 1481 01:22:24,507 --> 01:22:26,542 THE-THE-THE... 1482 01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:30,479 THE BASE INSTINCTS OF CIVILIZED SOCIETY, 1483 01:22:30,513 --> 01:22:32,715 DO YOU TAKE IT? 1484 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:36,986 DO YOU TAKE IT? 1485 01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:41,424 WELL, YOU'D BE A FUCKING FOOL NOT TO. 1486 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:45,194 WHICH YOU DID. YOU DID. 1487 01:22:45,228 --> 01:22:47,296 ( laughing ) ( forced chuckle ) 1488 01:22:56,505 --> 01:22:59,075 I DON'T THINK I'M COMING BACK TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR. 1489 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:07,283 NEXT TIME, DON'T FUCKING BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1490 01:23:54,563 --> 01:23:56,665 Man: HEY, BOYS. 1491 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,301 YO. HI THERE. 1492 01:23:58,334 --> 01:24:00,736 HEY, I DON'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU, 1493 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:04,240 BUT I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED THIS WHEELCHAIR. I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE IT. 1494 01:24:04,273 --> 01:24:07,610 IT WAS MY MOTHER-IN-LAWS, BUT, UH, WELL, SHE DIED LAST WEEK. 1495 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:09,645 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1496 01:24:09,678 --> 01:24:12,781 OH, THANK YOU. SHE WAS MY WIFE'S MOTHER, SO... 1497 01:24:12,815 --> 01:24:15,551 MY WIFE, SHE'S NOT DOING SO GOOD. 1498 01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:18,254 SHE SAYS SHE'S TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE THING, TOLD ME TO GET RID OF IT. 1499 01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:20,589 I'M JUST SEEING IF ANYBODY WANTS IT BEFORE I LEAVE IT BY THE DUMPSTER. 1500 01:24:20,623 --> 01:24:22,391 WE DON'T REALLY NEED IT. 1501 01:24:22,425 --> 01:24:24,660 WE'RE ALL KIND OF DOING FINE, WALKING-WISE. 1502 01:24:24,693 --> 01:24:26,695 YOU CAN SELL IT OR STORE IT 1503 01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:28,797 OR WHATEVER. 1504 01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:30,433 STORE IT UNTIL ONE OF US BREAKS OUR LEGS? 1505 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,635 WHATEVER, MAN. 1506 01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:34,270 YOU MIND IF WE RIDE IT AROUND? 1507 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:36,739 I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU TAKE IT. 1508 01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:39,375 WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET FUCKED UP 1509 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:41,544 AND ACT LIKE ASSHOLES WITH THIS THING. 1510 01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:44,613 HEY, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1511 01:24:44,647 --> 01:24:47,616 I WAS YOUNG ONCE. HAVE FUN. 1512 01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:50,853 OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT. 1513 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,195 THANKS. THANKS, MAN. 1514 01:24:59,228 --> 01:25:01,164 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 1515 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:02,731 SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW. 1516 01:25:02,765 --> 01:25:05,834 OH, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1517 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:14,710 HERE'S WHAT I SAY WE DO WITH THIS THING, OKAY? 1518 01:25:14,743 --> 01:25:16,479 WE CAN GET A BUNCH OF BRAS 1519 01:25:16,512 --> 01:25:18,547 AND PUT IT UP ON THE ROOF. 1520 01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:21,317 I'M DOWN FOR SURE. YEAH. 1521 01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:23,386 YES! 1522 01:25:23,419 --> 01:25:26,355 WE COULD GO TO FUCKING CLASS LIKE THAT. 1523 01:25:26,389 --> 01:25:28,924 WE'VE GOT A WHEELCHAIR! 1524 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:30,826 AND THEN WE'LL... AND THEN WE'LL LAUNCH... 1525 01:25:30,859 --> 01:25:32,828 YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE! 1526 01:25:32,861 --> 01:25:35,364 THAT'S KIND OF AWESOME. YEAH. 1527 01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,605 OKAY, SO CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. WHOO! 1528 01:25:44,573 --> 01:25:47,910 ( exclaims ) HOLY HELL! 1529 01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,859 ( chattering ) 1530 01:26:05,461 --> 01:26:08,397 OKAY, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT. 1531 01:26:08,431 --> 01:26:12,568 ALL RIGHT. GOD DAMN IT. 1532 01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:15,438 ARE YOU GOOD? YEAH, I'M GOOD. 1533 01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:19,708 ** 1534 01:26:58,747 --> 01:27:03,486 WE'RE FREAKS! WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF FREAKS! 1535 01:27:03,519 --> 01:27:05,521 ** 1536 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:42,885 ( music ends )