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Mmm.

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There's some nice material there with
that bathing suit.

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Did you make that yourself?

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No, I didn't.

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Is that elastine?

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Looks like it's imported from Italy.

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No, it's from Hawaii.

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Can I have some more tequila and some
Sunkist?

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Sure. Thank you.

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Can you get your nugget?

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Hey guys, what's going on? What's up,
bro?

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Hey, hey, hey. Dude, happy birthday.
Thanks, man. You having fun? Yeah, man.

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This is like a great beach.

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Pool party, like bringing sand to the
pool. Is that your idea? You thought of

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that? She's fucking smart.

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Yeah, you like it.

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Yeah. Having a good time, baby?

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Yeah. Hey, put that down! I'm gonna
cannonball!

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Who the fuck is that?

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Bill, he's a guy I work with, so...
Maybe I can walk friends on parties and

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that. So creepy.

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No, why?

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He's just rubbing his balls all over me.

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I mean, weird.

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Hey, you guys got towels out here?

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He's had a few too many to drink.

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All right,

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let me get some cheap towels, okay?

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Get some salsa.

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Hey, he doesn't know where I work, does
he?

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Yeah, he does, but what's the big deal?

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Hey, Sarah.

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Are you still coming in today?

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Fuck. There's this really creepy guy,
and he won't leave me alone.

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I know I'll get fired if I don't do it,
but, like, he's really just creeping me

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out. Can you please... Please?

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Thanks anyways.

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Hey, how you doing?

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Where you going?

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Oh, come on.

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Come on. You're not going to hate me for
what I said the other day at the park.

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I'm not leaving.

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I'm going to stay right here with my
cold hard cash.

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Your money's no good here?

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Come on.

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I knew you'd come back.

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Oh, yeah. Let me just slide right in
here.

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Slide right in. That's nice. Is that a
waffle print?

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Oh. This way, please. Okay.

50
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Okay.

51
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Okay.

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So, I don't...

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I don't really want to do this with you
because you're my husband's friend, and

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I don't know, it's just weird, and
you're weird, and I don't know.

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Okay, first of all, okay, I apologize
for being obnoxious. I'm just, like,

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overcompensating for being shy. I don't
know how to act around pretty girls. So,

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yeah,

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I'll tone it down.

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You'll tone it down? Mm -hmm.

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All right. Well, you still have to pay
me. How much?

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$200.

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Okay. I'll tell you what. Since I was a
little bit obnoxious and I am your

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husband's friend, how about $400 and you
can forget about me being a jerk?

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Fair enough?

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Fair enough.

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Okay. Just for the massage, right?

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Yeah. Nothing weird like that.

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Okay. Sound good? Yep. All right.

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How is this?

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Okay. Just let me do everything.

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Okay.

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Now follow me.

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Right, yeah?

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Don't tell my husband that I'm doing
this.

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He'll get fired.

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Why would I tell your husband that your
hand is on me?

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No, we have to go to the next part of
the routine. No, no, no. We can continue

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to do this. Oh, come on.

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Please.

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This isn't part of the routine.

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Just a kiss.

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It's a little cold.

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Really?

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Not as creepy as I thought you were.

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oh my god oh my god

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Deeper. Oh, my God.

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I want you to empty yourself.

