1 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,160 Greetings! 2 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,030 If you are watching to this video, 3 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,370 you have been selected as a pilot 4 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:20,160 for KOSMOVTORRESURS. 5 00:00:20,301 --> 00:00:21,728 The biggest company 6 00:00:21,744 --> 00:00:24,870 waste disposal nuclear weapons in Eastern Europe! 7 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:28,660 In 150 years of use nuclear energy, 8 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:31,750 humanity has accumulated more of three billion tons 9 00:00:31,778 --> 00:00:34,170 of waste in facilities temporary storage. 10 00:00:34,262 --> 00:00:36,530 Due to the increasing number of earthquakes, 11 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:39,240 radiation destroys life on our planet. 12 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:42,160 But this can be fixed now. 13 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,910 On our OBRIY cargo ship, 14 00:00:45,035 --> 00:00:49,165 can you transport nuclear waste from Earth to Jupiter's moon, 15 00:00:49,231 --> 00:00:50,370 Callisto. 16 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:53,280 The round trip takes four years: 17 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,793 two years to go and two years to return. 18 00:00:56,095 --> 00:00:57,390 But don't worry, 19 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,955 you will enjoy this trip 20 00:01:00,979 --> 00:01:03,290 for our enchanting galaxy! 21 00:01:03,913 --> 00:01:05,880 At the pilot's disposal are: 22 00:01:05,936 --> 00:01:07,120 a hall, 23 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:08,330 gym, 24 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:09,160 kitchen, 25 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,120 bedroom, 26 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:12,979 and, of course, complete solitude! 27 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:15,780 And so that you don't get bored, 28 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,938 you will be entertained by the robot Maxim, 29 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:20,740 which was created to amuse you. 30 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:22,522 Max, the floor is yours! 31 00:01:22,629 --> 00:01:23,700 Hello, partner. 32 00:01:24,156 --> 00:01:26,845 What would happen if you urinated in a vacuum? 33 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,267 There would be pee 34 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:29,726 in a vacuum. 35 00:01:30,803 --> 00:01:32,437 By the way, you can adjust the mood level 36 00:01:32,461 --> 00:01:34,701 according to your preferences. 37 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:36,870 Have a good flight! 38 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:38,080 And remember: 39 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,744 You make our lives better. 40 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:47,160 KOSMOVTORRESURS Dirty work for a clean planet! 41 00:02:54,852 --> 00:02:56,661 And there's another joke. 42 00:02:56,757 --> 00:02:58,700 Two robots are sitting in a bar. 43 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,580 And the first one asks for a dose of oil. 44 00:03:01,627 --> 00:03:02,658 And then... 45 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:53,780 Hello, Melnyk. Are you bored? 46 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,580 I have some news to cheer you up. 47 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,605 So Vadym Mishchun from Kosmonadzor 48 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,440 calls me and says: 49 00:04:02,762 --> 00:04:06,163 "Look, we detected an object }flying near Uranus." 50 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,280 And I say: "No kidding!" 51 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,080 And he says, "Really." 52 00:04:11,121 --> 00:04:13,393 "A long, metallic one. 53 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,603 Just like your trash receptacle." 54 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:22,422 Melnyk, what the fuck? 55 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,080 Are you injured by any chance? 56 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:29,870 Your brain melted completely in space? 57 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:32,262 Do you understand that this is a criminal act? 58 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,868 If I find out it was you, 59 00:04:36,182 --> 00:04:38,406 who pushed the container in the wrong direction, 60 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,740 say goodbye to your job... 61 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:46,110 Because it's very audacious not to tell to anyone about this incident, 62 00:04:46,194 --> 00:04:47,660 and board a new flight. 63 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,228 You could have called, 64 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,830 "Hey, so and so, Palych, 65 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:53,280 look at this shit, I made a big mess." 66 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:55,830 But you didn't say anything. 67 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:57,370 Anyway, 68 00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:58,870 when you return home, 69 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:00,280 look for a new job... 70 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:24,740 Andrukha, you called the reverse engines? 71 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:28,490 According to the protocol, we have that brings us closer to Callisto. 72 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:30,070 And even? 73 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,530 It's okay, they won't resign for the second time. 74 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,320 But I really don't want to receive an extra dose of radiation. 75 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,820 You can make mistakes and then we will pollute outer space. 76 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:42,694 Alright, 77 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:46,490 keep your mouth shut, because I'm going actually send these containers 78 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:47,900 to somewhere at the end of the world. 79 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,720 It's cool, 80 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,320 So do you want me to tell you a joke? 81 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,156 I want you to close the gap 82 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:56,150 and let me focus. 83 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,200 It's cool, 84 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,860 the trajectory is ready. 85 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,490 I'm going to start undocking. 86 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:36,200 MALFUNCTION IN RELEASE 87 00:06:39,788 --> 00:06:42,384 This old ship is useless. 88 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,490 Thirst, OBRIY speaking. 89 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:49,581 Automatic undocking from the third container does not work. 90 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:51,464 I ask permission to return to Earth. 91 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:52,949 AND? 92 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:57,598 And for some reason, our video connection died, 93 00:06:57,769 --> 00:06:59,010 So I'll follow it on the radio. 94 00:06:59,507 --> 00:07:01,450 He died? What a blatant lie. 95 00:07:01,491 --> 00:07:02,775 It's really broken. 96 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:05,314 Let's go to the details... 97 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,165 Did you see, Andrukha? 98 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:08,790 The universe doesn't like liars. 99 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,609 Our! Remind me to send this damn chair 100 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:12,611 to the whore that gave birth! 101 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:14,530 And who exactly is the “fucking hell?” 102 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,987 A wise woman desperate for a chair. 103 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,513 Good. 104 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,570 Let me know when they respond from Earth. 105 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,360 Want to hear a joke? 106 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,380 No. 107 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:56,479 FRÉDÉRIC CHOPIN - NIGHTS 108 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,010 Maxim! 109 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,090 What there was? 110 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:03,550 Nothing, Andrukha. 111 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,820 I'm just checking the data I received. 112 00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:08,933 Oh... 113 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:10,377 Oh? 114 00:09:10,401 --> 00:09:12,360 What does this mean? 115 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,141 So 116 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,655 I don't know how to give bad news, 117 00:09:17,968 --> 00:09:19,752 because I was programmed 118 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,070 just to bring fun. 119 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:22,741 Maxim, are you going to tell me or not? 120 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,650 I go. 121 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:26,707 I'll try to say it this way funniest possible. 122 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:28,677 It seems that 123 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:30,594 the Earth exploded! 124 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,950 Is that one of your stupid jokes? 125 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,360 This is a joke, isn't it? 126 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,950 Maxim? 127 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,950 I'm sorry, Andrukha. 128 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,860 The Earth no longer exists. 129 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:06,530 And that's not all. 130 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,900 If I calculated correctly, 131 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:13,320 the velocity of the debris is about of ten thousand kilometers per second. 132 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:17,110 In other words, we have 24 hours left. 133 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:22,880 Andrukha! 134 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,490 Any requests? 135 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,320 Maybe change the route? 136 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:34,360 These fragments are dangerous for any living thing. 137 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,610 The probability of your death is very high, 138 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:42,433 and my goal is to protect your life. 139 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:46,740 Andrukha! 140 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,280 Andrukha. 141 00:10:58,812 --> 00:11:01,810 GOLDEN OPERA COLLECTION 142 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,886 And then 143 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,880 Did you come to say goodbye? 144 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:38,259 Well, I must serve as witness to your will, 145 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,450 but... 146 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,780 I think we can skip this part. 147 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,313 Do you want to listen to some music? 148 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,530 No. 149 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,343 This is nothing. 150 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 GOLDEN OPERA COLLECTION 151 00:11:58,203 --> 00:11:59,640 It doesn't matter anymore. 152 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,450 What are we going to do, Andrukha? 153 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,820 I don't know. 154 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:20,277 I never had pieces of a planet flying towards me. 155 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,190 At least, 156 00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:33,609 we can enjoy the view from space 157 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,618 one last time. 158 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,196 Wait, what about Callisto? 159 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,240 How far out are we going? 160 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,610 Seventy-two thousand kilometers. 161 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,852 - Do you think… - Of course! We can use Callisto. 162 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,552 It's like a shield in space! 163 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:02,616 It could work, right? 164 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,878 Well, if we take into account all the data we have 165 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,504 and the fact that Callisto wasn’t… 166 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:09,450 No need to show off now! Will we make it or not? 167 00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:12,840 If we use the jet rocket, we will make it. 168 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,070 Possibly... 169 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,110 It's difficult to calculate. 170 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,400 What else can we do? 171 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,860 Let's go to Callisto. 172 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,694 And if we make it, we will have a great story. 173 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,258 But we won't have anyone to tell. 174 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,740 How long until then? 175 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:53,450 About 20 minutes and OBRIY will be behind the... 176 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,450 Are you really going to eat everything you have? 177 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800 Why? 178 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,450 I won't starve. 179 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,928 You know, even people sentenced to death 180 00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:07,400 they can choose their last meal. 181 00:14:10,988 --> 00:14:11,990 What the hell! 182 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,260 Hey, 183 00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:20,315 where are those canned sardines? 184 00:14:21,953 --> 00:14:23,655 Are you going to eat the sardines too? 185 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,820 Don't be in a hurry. 186 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:31,950 I can wait. 187 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,689 In the cargo section. In the blue box on the right. 188 00:14:39,794 --> 00:14:41,200 That's better! 189 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,490 Max, what was that? 190 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,640 The wreckage arrived faster than I anticipated. 191 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,294 I think my calculations they were wrong. 192 00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:02,360 How is this possible? You are a computer! 193 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:05,559 I said, "about 24 hours." I can explain in more detail. 194 00:15:05,692 --> 00:15:08,476 Max, do something or you will have We need to explain it directly to Jesus! 195 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,610 We were hit hard by one of the debris. 196 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,950 Are you well? 197 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,820 It doesn't matter. Switch to manual control. 198 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,900 Notice! Critical damage. 199 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,150 Notice! Critical damage. 200 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,025 Andrukha, 201 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:11,110 I gave you Dexocetrin to clean the wound, 202 00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:12,404 not to drink. 203 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:15,258 Why didn't you tell me which has 57% alcohol? 204 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,900 That is great! 205 00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:20,398 I thought you would be sad. 206 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,110 Sad? Why? 207 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,511 Am I dead by any chance? 208 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:26,990 No! 209 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,860 Why would I cry? 210 00:17:29,856 --> 00:17:31,820 Well the human race disappeared, Andrukha. 211 00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:34,025 You are the last human throughout the universe. 212 00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,570 Yes, can you imagine? 213 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,258 Not the President of America, not Superman, 214 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:43,950 but I, Andriy Melnyk, a guy from Khmelnytskyi. 215 00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:49,860 I understood. 216 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,450 I did a damage report on the ship, but... 217 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,150 I think this is the wrong time. 218 00:17:57,170 --> 00:18:01,130 No, keep going! I'll turn the volume down. 219 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:06,274 I had to block the cargo section due to decompression, 220 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,740 so we are short of food. 221 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,740 How much do we have? 222 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,797 Enough to about sixteen months, 223 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:15,360 - but if we save... - No, no, no, I won't save anything. 224 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,450 I'd rather die of gastritis than from hunger. 225 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,740 What else? 226 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:23,320 Furthermore, the wreckage They destroyed the academy. 227 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,991 I guarantee I can live without it. 228 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,150 One more thing, the OBRIY lost an engine 229 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,820 and we lose connection with the reactor cooling system. 230 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,932 Maxim, could you open the birthday box for me? 231 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,820 Andrukha, your birthday It's in five months. 232 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,450 It's not allowed. 233 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,600 Maxim, the Earth is screwed, there are no more rules! 234 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,494 From now on, I'm your boss. 235 00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:49,950 It was you who said it that I'm the only man alive. 236 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,890 It's like a second birthday for me. 237 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,240 ROBINSON CRUSOE 238 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,920 It's never been so messy here. 239 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,590 Let me sleep. 240 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:50,880 It would be great if you help me clean up. 241 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,180 Maybe you should get up? 242 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,840 Maybe you should eat shit? 243 00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:59,340 Technically I can't eat, I'm a computer. 244 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,900 If you make me get out of bed, you will regret it! 245 00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:06,084 Come on, get out of here! 246 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:16,280 Mykola Hnatyuk and his classic hit "Podillia, Podillia"! 247 00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:19,124 What a blast! 248 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,200 Did you like the joke? 249 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,246 I'm here presenting our Solaris radio, 250 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:30,795 the best station in the universe of the last month. 251 00:21:32,848 --> 00:21:36,769 And since all presidents are dead 252 00:21:36,872 --> 00:21:40,610 and we couldn't talk to anyone, 253 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,709 I, 254 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,659 Andriy Melnyk, 255 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:47,467 I'm officially assuming power over humanity. 256 00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:52,369 Whoever survived you will have to serve me from now on. 257 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,320 Captain Galaxy! 258 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,649 Oh, by the way, 259 00:21:59,913 --> 00:22:01,604 I take the opportunity to direct me 260 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,600 to Alyona Petruk, 261 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,700 who once told me: “I hope you die.” 262 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,096 I don't want to brag or anything, but... 263 00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,661 I can't hear you right now, Alyona. 264 00:22:17,076 --> 00:22:18,290 Meanwhile, 265 00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:22,647 let's talk to the last one person from all over the world. 266 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,450 Hello, Andriy. 267 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:28,860 Hello to you too! 268 00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,700 What is life like on the spaceship? 269 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,750 It's not that bad. 270 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:42,410 As in the arms of God. 271 00:22:44,451 --> 00:22:47,752 This water distilled from urine 272 00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:50,290 it's simply incredible. 273 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:52,980 Serious? 274 00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:55,690 So it is. 275 00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:01,250 And what are you going to do now? 276 00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:02,830 Any ideas? 277 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:10,000 I haven't thought about it yet. 278 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:14,553 Maybe I 279 00:23:15,154 --> 00:23:16,580 fly somewhere, 280 00:23:19,301 --> 00:23:21,523 see what's left of Earth. 281 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,120 Maybe I'll take a piece of souvenir. 282 00:23:31,836 --> 00:23:33,921 Or simply try to do the splits. 283 00:23:40,591 --> 00:23:41,591 I have a lot of time. 284 00:23:58,398 --> 00:23:59,581 What nonsense. 285 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,604 Decided to exercise a little? 286 00:25:05,803 --> 00:25:07,540 Missing the gym. 287 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,765 There is no internet, 288 00:25:11,123 --> 00:25:12,760 So that's all I can watch. 289 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:17,651 There has to be a documentary interesting about space. 290 00:25:17,945 --> 00:25:20,301 Oh, shut up! Look through the hatch, behold 291 00:25:20,505 --> 00:25:22,620 his documentary about space. 292 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,660 "I'm Andriy Melnyk. 293 00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:27,600 I am the last man in the universe. 294 00:25:27,713 --> 00:25:31,242 When I speak, every motherfucker You have to listen to me and remain silent." 295 00:25:34,496 --> 00:25:35,620 What did I tell you? 296 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,330 Never synthesize my voice! 297 00:25:39,221 --> 00:25:41,200 I'm fed up with you. 298 00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:45,250 It's so hard to stay still in a corner without making any noise? 299 00:25:45,497 --> 00:25:47,293 No, it has to be annoying as fuck. 300 00:25:47,325 --> 00:25:49,830 You're a robot, you don't need to talk! 301 00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:52,389 - Listen, Andriy. I have… - There he goes again! 302 00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:54,250 Why do you have who respond to everything? 303 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,700 - Andrukha, there… - Andrukha what? Andrukha what? 304 00:25:56,870 --> 00:25:58,395 Why the hell is calling me Andrukha? 305 00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,107 Am I your friend, by any chance? 306 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,620 What do you want, huh? 307 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:09,490 You 308 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:10,870 Did you just receive this? 309 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,620 Yes, Andrukha. 310 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,604 But 311 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,290 from where? 312 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,950 I don't know, Andrukha. 313 00:26:19,270 --> 00:26:20,759 The sender is unknown. 314 00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:38,896 Hi, I'm Catherine Boucart, 315 00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:41,216 from Laplace Station, we orbit around Saturn... 316 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:43,446 - Maybe you can use a translator? - I heard your message... 317 00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:46,167 - Oh, yes. - We had damage to the ship and 318 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,843 I haven't been able to for a long time contact anyone, but... 319 00:26:48,928 --> 00:26:50,770 I finally fixed the antenna. 320 00:26:51,314 --> 00:26:53,080 I heard your messages. 321 00:26:53,338 --> 00:26:55,061 Our planet no longer exists. 322 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,320 It's terrible. 323 00:26:56,873 --> 00:26:59,450 I thought there was no one and I would be alone. 324 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:01,980 I await your response impatiently. 325 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:06,000 The message came from the orbit of Saturn. 326 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:09,330 It seems like you are not the only survivor. 327 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,330 It seems not, right? 328 00:27:15,059 --> 00:27:17,660 Her voice sounds friendly. 329 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,320 Do you think? 330 00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:23,290 It seems to me that she smokes a lot. 331 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,237 So I could 332 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,269 move my queen to 333 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:34,950 the C3. 334 00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:39,150 No, 335 00:27:39,901 --> 00:27:41,204 very easy. 336 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:45,968 I will move 337 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,750 the bishop to A3. 338 00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,652 Is this your final move? 339 00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:55,270 AND. 340 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,290 Tower for D4. 341 00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:12,610 Checkmate. 342 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:15,160 Are you serious? It was supposed to be a friendly game. 343 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:18,120 It's cool. Reduce your level to three. 344 00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:24,657 Looks like your French girl is bored. 345 00:28:24,775 --> 00:28:26,870 You probably want to say thank you for the answer. 346 00:28:27,513 --> 00:28:28,870 What did you say to her? 347 00:28:30,848 --> 00:28:32,156 Did you call her? 348 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:34,370 - Well... - Oh, my God! 349 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:35,945 There is another survivor of your kind 350 00:28:35,969 --> 00:28:37,580 and it didn't even happen the trouble of responding? 351 00:28:37,873 --> 00:28:40,795 Because I didn't know what to say. 352 00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:44,848 I had to organize my thoughts and think about it. 353 00:28:44,949 --> 00:28:45,949 It takes time. 354 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,810 Oh God, who am I living with? 355 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:51,257 Hear the message and then respond to her. 356 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,243 Hey! I do what I want! 357 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,691 Andrukha, I don't understand much of humans, but it seems to me 358 00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:58,836 that this is not the time to be introverted. 359 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,120 Are you doing well? 360 00:29:11,465 --> 00:29:13,580 If you can hear me, say something. 361 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,643 At least a "Hi". 362 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,330 I'm curious to know who you are and where you are. 363 00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:24,000 We may be the last humans in the universe. 364 00:29:24,277 --> 00:29:26,830 We need to keep in touch. It's obvious! 365 00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:35,270 Well I must be stupid, 366 00:29:35,616 --> 00:29:37,233 because it's not obvious to me. 367 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,000 If you need help, just say so. 368 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:43,444 I don't know what I could do, since you are 369 00:29:43,645 --> 00:29:45,370 close to Saturn and I to Jupiter. 370 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:48,230 It's seven hundred million miles away, 371 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,599 and that's a lot. 372 00:29:52,997 --> 00:29:55,540 I wanted to answer you, but I 373 00:29:55,829 --> 00:29:56,830 I didn't have time. 374 00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:59,720 I didn't know I needed it an immediate response! 375 00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:03,363 If you don't like me take so long to respond, 376 00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:05,830 then talk to someone else. 377 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:08,870 Oh, I forgot! There's no one else. 378 00:31:07,471 --> 00:31:08,471 Hey, 379 00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:10,620 I'm sorry about that. 380 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:15,700 It was in the heat of the moment. 381 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,200 I'm not good at talking. 382 00:31:24,066 --> 00:31:26,480 Just wanted to say 383 00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:30,381 which is a shame that is so far away. 384 00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:41,248 And I don't like to leave no one mad at me. 385 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:42,933 Then, 386 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,441 once again, I'm sorry. 387 00:31:51,730 --> 00:31:53,983 And let me know if you're not 388 00:31:54,801 --> 00:31:55,980 mad at me. 389 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,930 Just so I know that you are not. 390 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,595 Are you really asking me if I'm mad? 391 00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:44,450 What it is? Did you freak out? 392 00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:45,860 I'm shocked! 393 00:32:53,126 --> 00:32:54,160 I am joking! 394 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:59,376 It was foolish, to say it was a joke, 395 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:01,378 but how can you not see my face then 396 00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:03,040 I thought I'd better explain. 397 00:33:09,672 --> 00:33:11,290 Can we start over? 398 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:14,147 It would be nice if you told me something about you. 399 00:33:14,566 --> 00:33:16,828 And I can tell you a little about myself. 400 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,724 Whatnot. 401 00:33:20,590 --> 00:33:23,213 I just know I don't want to live the rest of my life alone. 402 00:33:24,472 --> 00:33:28,119 There's no reason we shouldn't talk. There's nothing else to do anyway. 403 00:33:29,618 --> 00:33:32,450 Ah yes, why your communication why video is not working? 404 00:33:38,931 --> 00:33:40,731 Maybe because I don't want to talk to anyone. 405 00:33:54,347 --> 00:33:56,217 Well, I'm Andriy Melnyk, 406 00:33:56,787 --> 00:33:58,450 a cargo pilot. 407 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,907 I carry radioactive waste from Earth to Callisto, 408 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,120 It's been about ten years. 409 00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:08,200 The work is cool. 410 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,116 It's simple. 411 00:34:10,845 --> 00:34:12,327 Two years to go, 412 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,120 two to return. 413 00:34:15,643 --> 00:34:18,019 Plus you get paid to be in space. 414 00:34:18,144 --> 00:34:19,250 What could be better? 415 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:34,688 Wow, that's a lot. 416 00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:35,770 Thanks. 417 00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:38,250 You already know a little about me. 418 00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:40,700 I am Catherine Boucart, meteorologist, 419 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,330 I monitor Saturn's atmosphere. 420 00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:47,120 I know it sounds boring and, believe me, it is. 421 00:34:49,286 --> 00:34:51,286 My coworker I was on my way to Laplace, 422 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,250 to replace me here in two weeks. 423 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,950 And I would go back home, 424 00:34:56,570 --> 00:34:58,330 but I don't think that will happen. 425 00:35:00,816 --> 00:35:03,500 Well, how was your day? 426 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,370 My day? 427 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,250 Whatnot. 428 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,540 The usual. 429 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,540 The usual? 430 00:35:24,049 --> 00:35:27,950 It takes three hours to message arrive and all you say is: "the usual"? 431 00:35:28,490 --> 00:35:30,522 I don't know how things work where do you come from but in France, 432 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:33,184 when we ask someone about your day, means: 433 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:35,782 "Tell me something interesting." 434 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:41,498 Okay, I understand. 435 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,382 I got up, took a shower, 436 00:35:45,571 --> 00:35:46,571 ate, 437 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,450 I made myself some tea, 438 00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:50,250 I listened to some vinyls, 439 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,040 I made tea again. 440 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,410 There's not much happening here. 441 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:58,625 I'm not listening. 442 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,978 Wait, are you listening to records? 443 00:36:02,286 --> 00:36:03,540 In space? 444 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,433 That's really cool! 445 00:36:06,650 --> 00:36:08,899 Is it okay if I call you you? 446 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,080 "Of course, Catherine, without problems. We are old friends!" 447 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,110 Good, 448 00:36:20,241 --> 00:36:22,000 these records 449 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:24,000 they are not mine. 450 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:26,870 It's a long story. 451 00:36:28,757 --> 00:36:31,700 But I like them. 452 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,120 It's nice to have music to listen to. 453 00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:41,160 And when I look at them, they remind me of planets. 454 00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:46,629 It sounds silly, but I don't know. 455 00:36:47,452 --> 00:36:48,504 It's something to do. 456 00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:50,511 It's not silly at all. 457 00:36:50,818 --> 00:36:52,425 I also love vintage things, 458 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:54,134 especially printed books. 459 00:36:54,430 --> 00:36:56,700 Space is the perfect place to read. 460 00:36:57,110 --> 00:37:00,519 Even long descriptions of nature become interesting here. 461 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,260 Are you reading anything now? 462 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,300 No, you must be kidding! 463 00:37:08,712 --> 00:37:09,840 I must sit 464 00:37:10,182 --> 00:37:13,550 near the hatch with a book, Trying to look stylish? 465 00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:14,870 No thanks. 466 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:18,760 Reading isn't really my thing. 467 00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:22,220 Why don't you tell me where you're from? 468 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:26,403 I'm from Brittany, 469 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:28,217 but I live in Paris. 470 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:32,676 It's too noisy for me and it's full of tourists, but anyway... 471 00:37:32,810 --> 00:37:36,342 Seria difícil de atuar in cosmology at St. Brieuc. 472 00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:40,372 It's the same with me. 473 00:37:41,775 --> 00:37:44,230 I live in Kiev now, 474 00:37:44,876 --> 00:37:46,295 but I'm from Khmelnytskyi. 475 00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:49,850 I doubt that any French get to know this city, 476 00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,763 but we have there 477 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,643 the largest market in Ukraine. 478 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:58,640 Of course I've heard talk about Khmelnitskyi! 479 00:37:59,870 --> 00:38:01,363 It has tall buildings, 480 00:38:01,473 --> 00:38:02,876 many cars. 481 00:38:05,106 --> 00:38:06,680 That's all I know. 482 00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:11,350 No, seriously, it was a joke again. 483 00:38:11,764 --> 00:38:12,982 I know, it's stupid. 484 00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:15,720 Get used to it because I am the queen of stupid jokes. 485 00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:21,550 They're not that stupid. 486 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:24,279 Let me tell you a very stupid joke. 487 00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:27,390 What happens if you piss in the vacuum cleaner? 488 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:30,143 You will never guess. 489 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,998 It's so stupid 490 00:38:32,087 --> 00:38:33,233 that you will die laughing. 491 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,833 I'm sorry, 492 00:39:15,968 --> 00:39:16,981 but 493 00:39:17,477 --> 00:39:20,511 I'm pretending it is That's fine, but it's not. 494 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,486 Everyone I knew died. 495 00:39:23,859 --> 00:39:25,480 All of them. 496 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,350 The whole world. 497 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:31,770 This should help me to accept my own death, but 498 00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:34,300 I'm so afraid of dying. 499 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,510 My orbital station is slowly losing altitude, 500 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,775 In a few months, I will burn alive in Saturn's atmosphere. 501 00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:49,501 I don't know what came over me. 502 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,600 I just needed talk about it with someone. 503 00:39:54,908 --> 00:39:58,784 I promise I will be the queen of stupid jokes again. 504 00:39:59,477 --> 00:40:01,390 It's just that I'm so... 505 00:40:11,468 --> 00:40:13,767 Well, look, 506 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:17,186 You don't need to be so upset. 507 00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:21,760 You would have died anyway. Sooner or later. 508 00:40:25,734 --> 00:40:27,083 Maybe even 509 00:40:27,308 --> 00:40:28,762 in a worse way. 510 00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:32,100 I've never been one to go to funerals. 511 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,741 All those dead bodies and flower crowns… 512 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:42,260 Well, it doesn't matter. Just don't cry, okay? 513 00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:49,767 Listen, how about I come by? 514 00:40:50,138 --> 00:40:51,550 and help you? Whatnot. 515 00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:56,180 There's nothing to do anyway. 516 00:41:43,473 --> 00:41:44,473 You can 517 00:41:44,561 --> 00:41:47,100 stop this, please? 518 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,540 Thanks. 519 00:42:02,016 --> 00:42:03,299 It's distracting me. 520 00:42:03,335 --> 00:42:05,035 Don't distract me, please. 521 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,150 Tell me, Andrukha. 522 00:42:07,683 --> 00:42:08,689 We're friends, right? 523 00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:10,076 I already asked you. 524 00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:11,574 I'm curious. 525 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:13,628 Well, be curious in silence. 526 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:19,300 It's cool, it's cool, it's cool! 527 00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:21,550 We talked, okay? 528 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,460 On? 529 00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:26,345 About life, about this, about that. 530 00:42:26,398 --> 00:42:27,640 Why do you care? 531 00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:29,558 Did she ask anything about me? 532 00:42:30,893 --> 00:42:32,000 Oh, she is 533 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,441 shitting and walking for you. 534 00:42:33,710 --> 00:42:34,850 I knew. 535 00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:37,159 You are jealous. 536 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:41,987 It's like that joke about the black hole. 537 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:44,143 In the black hole there is 538 00:42:44,211 --> 00:42:47,147 one American, one Japanese and a Ukrainian. 539 00:42:47,841 --> 00:42:50,677 And inside, there are all the things that are missing… 540 00:42:50,748 --> 00:42:53,010 Wait, can you really come here? 541 00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:56,691 That would be amazing! 542 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,085 But are you sure? 543 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,593 If so, I'm happy! 544 00:43:03,532 --> 00:43:05,151 I can't wait to see you! 545 00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:08,100 Hey, did you get everything right? 546 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,045 Will you fly to Catherine? 547 00:43:12,848 --> 00:43:15,050 Look, I don't want to seem boring, 548 00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:19,850 But how do you plan to drive? a broken ship to Saturn? 549 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:23,797 Well, you said it yourself that the engines worked well. 550 00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:24,777 You can go. 551 00:43:24,825 --> 00:43:25,825 Only three 552 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,785 and I didn’t say they worked “well.” 553 00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,485 This is very risky. 554 00:43:29,566 --> 00:43:31,769 We don't know if OBRIY will fly. 555 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:33,829 Have you forgotten how we were hit? 556 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,620 I haven't forgotten, I just want to make one 557 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,750 - small trip. - A little trip? 558 00:43:39,038 --> 00:43:42,439 Andrukha, it's not a little trip! The ride is on another planet. 559 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,322 - We're in space! - Okay, it's a bit far... 560 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,240 It's more than just "halfway". 561 00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:50,158 I can't leave you risk your life. 562 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:52,055 Maxim, don't fucking start! 563 00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:54,458 What is there to risk? 564 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,660 Can you wipe your ass with a life like mine! 565 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,450 I can help this woman. 566 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:02,999 She needs me. 567 00:44:04,374 --> 00:44:06,396 So maybe It's time to do something good, 568 00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:08,297 at least, at the end of the world. 569 00:44:10,024 --> 00:44:11,705 But you can die. 570 00:44:12,365 --> 00:44:13,365 Yes, I can. 571 00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:16,200 Did you see how many people died? 572 00:44:17,101 --> 00:44:18,330 Out of nowhere. 573 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,910 People died in the shower, watching a series, 574 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,180 working in the office. 575 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:27,470 At least I can save one person. 576 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,535 I know it seems stupid for a computer, 577 00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,912 but it's important to me. 578 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,100 Are you with me or not? 579 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,489 You drive me crazy. 580 00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:49,580 I'm in. 581 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,147 Thanks, Max. 582 00:44:55,529 --> 00:44:56,864 Now we are 583 00:44:57,110 --> 00:44:58,384 real friends. 584 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,314 - But we need to check the reactor. - Of course. 585 00:45:01,388 --> 00:45:03,953 If there's something wrong with the cooling system, 586 00:45:04,155 --> 00:45:06,730 then we would be flying in a nuclear bomb. 587 00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:10,040 Don't worry. I'll go out and take a look. 588 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:13,330 And if there's something wrong, we're not going anywhere. 589 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,660 I promise. 590 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:18,347 Listen, Andrukha. 591 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,851 - Can I tell you a joke then? - No! 592 00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:24,290 - But you are my friend. - I take back my words. 593 00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:26,610 - You can't do that. - Well, I just did. 594 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:29,200 Okay, I'm here. 595 00:45:38,564 --> 00:45:39,787 Andrukha, is everything okay? 596 00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:41,350 All very well? 597 00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:43,670 All. 598 00:45:44,710 --> 00:45:47,330 Like I said, everything looks fine. 599 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,370 How lucky for us. 600 00:45:51,363 --> 00:45:52,450 And be careful, 601 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,543 there are wreckages of other ships coming towards us. 602 00:46:55,267 --> 00:46:57,187 I figured we could… 603 00:46:57,616 --> 00:46:59,290 Give me a second. 604 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:01,290 I want to relax. 605 00:47:17,830 --> 00:47:18,597 Say. 606 00:47:18,632 --> 00:47:20,155 Maybe we won't make it. 607 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:23,950 Ion engines take time to ganhar velocidade e é muito longe. 608 00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:27,095 My relaxation failed. 609 00:47:27,118 --> 00:47:29,215 I said we couldn't do it. 610 00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:31,870 - Let's forget this madness... - Wait, wait! 611 00:47:32,969 --> 00:47:36,547 What if we pulled a stunt gravitational force near Jupiter? 612 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,200 It might work, 613 00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:42,905 but to arrive at the right speed, it has to be close to its atmosphere. 614 00:47:42,952 --> 00:47:44,500 Exactly, Oberth effect! 615 00:47:44,713 --> 00:47:47,950 If we fly as much as we can, 616 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,540 Then just speed up and it will work. 617 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:54,160 Start the engines, we will fly to Jupiter. 618 00:47:54,870 --> 00:47:57,040 We just need fuel enough for thrust. 619 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,540 And enough brains to don't do stupid things 620 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,415 Did I mention it's dangerous? 621 00:48:01,953 --> 00:48:03,163 Enough, Max! 622 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:04,470 Everything will be fine. 623 00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:11,380 By the way, what did you think? of my new chair? 624 00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:16,240 Cool, isn't it? 625 00:48:18,170 --> 00:48:19,453 For God's sake! 626 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:40,910 Catherine, 627 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,850 Do you think I can do it? a plasticine figurine of you? 628 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:49,040 I know it's unlikely I can do the same, 629 00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:50,931 but it's better 630 00:48:51,187 --> 00:48:52,930 than talking to the air. 631 00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:58,290 You asked me what I did it here all the time. 632 00:48:59,317 --> 00:49:00,913 Good, 633 00:49:01,065 --> 00:49:02,910 I make plasticine figures. 634 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,370 Describe yourself to me, 635 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:11,290 and please don't refuse, 636 00:49:11,460 --> 00:49:13,530 because I don't want to wait three hours 637 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,280 only to hear "no". 638 00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:19,200 Are you serious? 639 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,870 I don't know if I'll make it. 640 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:31,251 All good. 641 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:33,563 It's cool. Well... 642 00:49:34,170 --> 00:49:35,500 I have big eyes. 643 00:49:35,704 --> 00:49:38,370 Well, they're not out. 644 00:49:38,537 --> 00:49:41,830 Well, something between mild astonishment and shock. 645 00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:46,830 My nose is quite common. I would say it is straight. 646 00:49:47,830 --> 00:49:49,065 The ears are horrible. 647 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,446 They're out, I look like an elf. 648 00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:54,130 My lips, 649 00:49:54,131 --> 00:49:55,820 they are very thin 650 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:58,226 as if they didn't exist. 651 00:49:58,526 --> 00:50:00,250 They are very thin. 652 00:50:00,952 --> 00:50:03,575 It's difficult, it's like a sketch. 653 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,021 Don't worry, 654 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,793 you are doing well! 655 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,950 Besides, I can always give my touch. 656 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:14,043 I 657 00:50:14,467 --> 00:50:16,830 I ever wanted to be an animator, 658 00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:18,750 but 659 00:50:19,477 --> 00:50:20,973 it didn't work. 660 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:23,750 My... 661 00:50:24,967 --> 00:50:26,923 Mother was a sculptor. 662 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,910 It was so cool to see her working, 663 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,764 and how she brought the figures to life. 664 00:50:39,545 --> 00:50:41,040 When I was little, 665 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,553 I liked watching the pigeons. 666 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,910 My father had a pigeon loft It looked like a little castle. 667 00:50:48,104 --> 00:50:51,286 I could spend hours watching the pigeons flying around me. 668 00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:54,450 I wanted to catch them so bad. 669 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,580 But not to play with them. 670 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,522 It seemed like I I would grab happiness 671 00:51:00,662 --> 00:51:02,450 and I would have it in my hands. 672 00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:05,250 That they would spill a little about me. 673 00:51:07,317 --> 00:51:10,790 Nonsense, of course, but I I would love to go back to Earth, 674 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,880 find myself next to my father, 675 00:51:13,319 --> 00:51:15,598 and see happiness flying in the air. 676 00:51:18,330 --> 00:51:20,370 Too bad it's just a dream. 677 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:25,870 Pigeons. 678 00:51:29,382 --> 00:51:31,455 Maybe you'll see them again. 679 00:51:52,330 --> 00:51:53,944 Go down further. 680 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,853 Turn on the reverse engines. 681 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,410 Good, 682 00:51:59,580 --> 00:52:02,283 I think it's too late for you to give up. 683 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,910 It's attracting us very quickly. Maybe it's time? 684 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,080 Not yet. 685 00:52:20,940 --> 00:52:22,658 We need speed, Maxim. 686 00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:48,572 Andrukha, it's now or never. 687 00:52:48,602 --> 00:52:50,549 I don't want to burn in Jupiter's atmosphere. 688 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:51,870 I don't want to either. 689 00:52:53,830 --> 00:52:56,040 In three. 690 00:52:56,210 --> 00:52:59,540 One two three. 691 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,129 Started? 692 00:53:03,170 --> 00:53:05,130 How strange. I still had some fuel left. 693 00:53:05,170 --> 00:53:06,890 - Cool! - If we don't leave orbit now... 694 00:53:22,630 --> 00:53:23,758 So? 695 00:53:24,262 --> 00:53:25,410 Who is the daddy here? 696 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:27,620 Nobody. 697 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,160 I'm a robot. I don't have parents. 698 00:53:59,083 --> 00:54:00,255 Hello, Andriy. 699 00:54:00,812 --> 00:54:02,696 It's crazy, we met so little and yet 700 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,386 you are coming to save me. 701 00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:08,575 Today, I came across a article in a magazine. 702 00:54:09,231 --> 00:54:11,732 I don't usually read magazines, but... 703 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:15,741 In short, there are five questions to get to know a person better. 704 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,000 We can answer them together: you and me. 705 00:54:19,170 --> 00:54:21,040 What do you think? It's a good idea, isn't it? 706 00:54:23,592 --> 00:54:26,425 You can thank my diploma in cosmology from Strasbourg 707 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,863 and ELLE magazine in December. 708 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Good, 709 00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,436 Let's get started. 710 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,233 First question: 711 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,490 What is your favorite book? 712 00:54:37,609 --> 00:54:39,170 Ah, but I already know that. 713 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:40,750 None. 714 00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:45,077 If you had a superpower... 715 00:54:45,696 --> 00:54:47,040 This is bullshit. 716 00:54:47,654 --> 00:54:48,654 Oh, it's cool. 717 00:54:48,813 --> 00:54:50,500 What would you give your life for? 718 00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:52,250 I await your response. 719 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:02,378 Well, I'll try. 720 00:55:02,602 --> 00:55:04,060 Let's see. 721 00:55:06,181 --> 00:55:08,707 I would probably give my life 722 00:55:09,870 --> 00:55:11,870 to see my parents again. 723 00:55:13,790 --> 00:55:16,540 They died when I was fifteen. 724 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,750 I was at school and 725 00:55:20,612 --> 00:55:24,870 no one cared much about those earthquakes back then. 726 00:55:25,799 --> 00:55:27,853 They said it was 727 00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:30,370 something sporadic. 728 00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:36,000 The only thing what's left of our house 729 00:55:37,153 --> 00:55:38,703 it was a little corner 730 00:55:40,063 --> 00:55:41,927 with a turntable and records. 731 00:55:45,323 --> 00:55:46,603 I 732 00:55:47,059 --> 00:55:49,450 I heard them all 733 00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,660 except for one. 734 00:55:54,370 --> 00:55:56,323 And not just because it was an opera, 735 00:55:59,669 --> 00:56:02,950 that my parents had just bought, 736 00:56:04,370 --> 00:56:06,290 and brought home, but 737 00:56:06,564 --> 00:56:07,924 because they didn't have time to listen. 738 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,700 So I didn't hear it either. 739 00:56:15,870 --> 00:56:16,910 I am unable. 740 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,500 I just feel like if I listen to her, 741 00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:24,700 I will lose connection with them and 742 00:56:26,290 --> 00:56:28,001 I will be alone. 743 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:36,646 Oh, I'm sorry. 744 00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:42,981 I was going to say I would give mine life for a tiramisu, 745 00:56:43,011 --> 00:56:45,200 but it doesn't sound so cool now. 746 00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:48,620 Let's leave these questions there, right? 747 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:52,923 But we know each other better now, for sure. 748 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,040 You are a normal person and 749 00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:57,405 and I'm an idiot I would die for a tiramisu. 750 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,120 Oh, wow. 751 00:57:07,870 --> 00:57:08,870 What? 752 00:57:09,743 --> 00:57:10,743 Is there something in my mouth? 753 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000 No. 754 00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:13,216 It's just that 755 00:57:13,258 --> 00:57:14,606 you are smiling. 756 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,120 So what? 757 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:19,310 "So what?" 758 00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:22,336 It seems like you fell in love, Andrukha. 759 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,120 Nonsense! 760 00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:31,500 I'm smiling because... 761 00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:34,837 Because I want to smile. 762 00:57:35,376 --> 00:57:38,092 You can say whatever you want, Andrukha, but I see 763 00:57:38,236 --> 00:57:39,793 when a man falls in love. 764 00:57:40,754 --> 00:57:42,046 It's... 765 00:57:42,469 --> 00:57:44,040 It's all clear now. 766 00:57:44,870 --> 00:57:46,120 Nothing is clear! 767 00:57:46,710 --> 00:57:47,775 Funny. 768 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,509 I can disconnect you and then we'll see... 769 00:58:00,673 --> 00:58:02,422 A nuclear reactor exploded. 770 00:58:02,508 --> 00:58:04,067 Switching to emergency batteries. 771 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:20,950 It's spinning at excessive speed G5. 772 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:22,973 I'm leveling the rotation. 773 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:24,950 Stop! 774 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,313 What? 775 00:58:26,519 --> 00:58:31,200 We need to maintain speed until we arrive. 776 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,250 Andrukha! 777 00:59:00,558 --> 00:59:01,634 Everything is fine? 778 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:03,500 This. 779 00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:06,500 Taking away the fact that the nuclear reactor exploded 780 00:59:06,670 --> 00:59:08,410 and we are without engines. 781 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,200 Is there anything you want to tell me? 782 00:59:13,038 --> 00:59:14,038 Like this? 783 00:59:14,753 --> 00:59:16,741 Maybe the reason why Did the reactor explode? 784 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,250 Nothing. 785 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,950 It only had a radiator grille. 786 00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:35,290 But it was supposed to work. 787 00:59:35,527 --> 00:59:37,290 You should have told me. 788 00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:40,080 I am responsible for the safety of the ship. 789 00:59:41,927 --> 00:59:43,529 If I had told you, 790 00:59:43,692 --> 00:59:45,540 wouldn't let me fly to Catherine. 791 00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:47,219 You bet! 792 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,040 Now, we have no engines. 793 00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:52,500 We only have what's left of emergency batteries. 794 00:59:52,692 --> 00:59:54,553 We need you to save us! 795 01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:04,580 Where are we now? 796 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:07,319 Two million kilometers away of Saturn, 797 01:00:07,580 --> 01:00:09,417 the angle of discrepancy is insignificant. 798 01:00:10,870 --> 01:00:13,350 Well, at least I can talk to to Catherine without that delay. 799 01:00:13,598 --> 01:00:14,689 Of course, 800 01:00:14,848 --> 01:00:18,290 now you can tell her in real time that we won't save her. 801 01:00:18,460 --> 01:00:19,616 Quite convenient, 802 01:00:19,810 --> 01:00:21,885 and by the way, no one will save us either. 803 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,320 We are all going to die. 804 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,043 Hello. 805 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Hi. 806 01:00:45,201 --> 01:00:47,192 Hey, but how... 807 01:00:47,429 --> 01:00:48,182 Wait… 808 01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:49,590 Are you already here? 809 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,500 Almost… 810 01:00:53,290 --> 01:00:54,950 I don't believe it. 811 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,330 We can finally talk normally. Without those endless monologues. 812 01:01:00,371 --> 01:01:01,939 Don't worry, 813 01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:04,193 I will try to be brief from now on. 814 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,042 And where are you? Já chegou Or is it still on the way? 815 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,500 On the way. 816 01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:15,628 Soon I arrive. 817 01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:19,250 I still can't believe you traveled so far for me. 818 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:25,040 Oh, nothing. 819 01:01:25,790 --> 01:01:27,080 I'm just... 820 01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:32,096 I'm sure there must be at French station 821 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,246 a bottle of great wine. 822 01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:41,340 Listen, there's 823 01:01:41,639 --> 01:01:43,340 the New Year the day after tomorrow. 824 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:45,580 And even? 825 01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:46,700 Is it now? 826 01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:50,660 I stopped counting the days here. 827 01:01:51,225 --> 01:01:52,225 AND. 828 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:55,290 So I thought we could... 829 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,540 I don't know, celebrate together. 830 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,191 I don't know... 831 01:02:06,691 --> 01:02:07,691 Okay. 832 01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:09,189 Forget. 833 01:02:09,556 --> 01:02:10,620 He is well! 834 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000 Wait, 835 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,120 Did you say "okay"? 836 01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:17,750 He said. 837 01:02:18,830 --> 01:02:21,330 But not being able to imagine how we would do that. 838 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:23,322 Just trust me! 839 01:02:35,870 --> 01:02:37,290 Can I start eating? 840 01:02:38,170 --> 01:02:39,170 Eat. 841 01:02:39,290 --> 01:02:41,950 I'm not very excited with my porridge. 842 01:02:42,196 --> 01:02:44,870 It's not something I would like to eat on New Year's Eve. 843 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,540 Yeah, it would probably kill for a croissant now. 844 01:02:48,196 --> 01:02:51,370 Oh, now, we don't just eat croissants. 845 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:55,420 Well, I'm sure 846 01:02:56,396 --> 01:02:59,298 has all types of cheese and baguettes... 847 01:02:59,450 --> 01:03:00,256 Onion soup. 848 01:03:00,354 --> 01:03:01,741 But of course, 849 01:03:02,057 --> 01:03:04,753 Onion soup is my favorite dish. 850 01:03:11,036 --> 01:03:12,153 Listen, I 851 01:03:12,421 --> 01:03:13,515 I realized that 852 01:03:13,717 --> 01:03:15,040 I never asked... 853 01:03:16,591 --> 01:03:18,000 Did you have someone in your life? 854 01:03:18,643 --> 01:03:19,643 You know, 855 01:03:20,194 --> 01:03:20,910 there. 856 01:03:21,038 --> 01:03:22,215 On Earth? 857 01:03:24,652 --> 01:03:26,558 Yes, I had someone. 858 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:31,120 But he didn't like my work, nor the fact that I was always away. 859 01:03:32,022 --> 01:03:33,540 That's why we split up. 860 01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:37,248 Men don't like women that go into space. 861 01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:40,790 Of course. 862 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,080 And you? 863 01:03:43,523 --> 01:03:45,160 No, I am 864 01:03:45,962 --> 01:03:47,160 alone for a long time. 865 01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:50,313 Everyone thought I was a little strange. 866 01:03:53,889 --> 01:03:57,580 I hope you don't think that I'm some kind of pervert. 867 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:03,815 Anyway, I don't want you to think that I'm flying to you to... 868 01:04:04,018 --> 01:04:05,018 You know. 869 01:04:06,282 --> 01:04:08,451 I just like talking to you, 870 01:04:08,514 --> 01:04:10,833 and obviously I'm a man, 871 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,830 You are a woman, but... 872 01:04:13,236 --> 01:04:15,474 Believe me. 873 01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,269 - I'm not crazy. - Andriy! 874 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,520 Andriy! 875 01:04:19,503 --> 01:04:21,870 I didn't think that. No way. Don't worry. 876 01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:23,510 He is sure? 877 01:04:23,592 --> 01:04:24,592 I have. 878 01:04:26,670 --> 01:04:27,670 Great. 879 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,040 Oh, I almost forgot! 880 01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:50,720 Is this serious? 881 01:04:51,195 --> 01:04:52,635 "Trip"? 882 01:04:55,210 --> 01:04:57,540 There's nothing more suitable for the New Year? 883 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,102 Well, that's the 884 01:05:00,131 --> 01:05:02,660 the only French song I have. 885 01:05:04,310 --> 01:05:05,722 I passed 886 01:05:06,318 --> 01:05:08,134 a lot of time choosing 887 01:05:08,264 --> 01:05:10,160 the right song to tell you 888 01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,652 that I think I love you. 889 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,606 Well I thought 890 01:05:25,639 --> 01:05:28,810 I would have a different reaction, but anyway... 891 01:05:29,290 --> 01:05:30,290 No, 892 01:05:30,511 --> 01:05:32,290 No, it's just... 893 01:05:34,929 --> 01:05:36,427 It took me by surprise. 894 01:05:40,113 --> 01:05:41,753 Well, now you've heard. 895 01:05:43,385 --> 01:05:44,822 What do you think? 896 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:47,540 It's... 897 01:05:48,104 --> 01:05:49,104 It's kind. 898 01:05:54,036 --> 01:05:55,467 Kind? 899 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,482 And that? 900 01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,790 Yes. That's very flattering... 901 01:06:02,461 --> 01:06:03,461 It's... 902 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,146 I don't know what to tell you in this type of situation. 903 01:06:09,170 --> 01:06:11,263 Well, say, for example: 904 01:06:11,507 --> 01:06:13,260 "I love you too." 905 01:06:23,870 --> 01:06:25,000 I understood. 906 01:06:27,036 --> 01:06:30,280 Listen, it's complicated. We never saw each other. 907 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:33,330 I understand. 908 01:06:34,170 --> 01:06:36,330 Maybe we can talk When will you arrive? 909 01:06:44,863 --> 01:06:45,681 Well I 910 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:47,570 I won't make it! 911 01:06:48,351 --> 01:06:49,570 I can't! 912 01:06:50,670 --> 01:06:52,418 My nuclear reactor exploded 913 01:06:52,492 --> 01:06:54,460 and I don't know how to save you now. 914 01:06:55,372 --> 01:06:57,950 Why didn't you tell me right away? 915 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,995 Oh yeah, that's the first thing what do you want to say to a person! 916 01:07:02,522 --> 01:07:04,870 “Hi, Catherine! You're going to die soon! Happy New Year!” 917 01:07:05,094 --> 01:07:06,330 Is that what you wanted to hear? 918 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,746 Don't yell at me, okay? 919 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,330 Should I be happy? 920 01:07:10,396 --> 01:07:12,750 We'll think of something. 921 01:07:12,967 --> 01:07:15,304 There is nothing to think about. 922 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,119 He finished. 923 01:07:17,610 --> 01:07:19,059 It was all in vain. 924 01:07:20,205 --> 01:07:22,165 If so, then it shouldn't have been bothered. 925 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,320 Ah, now I understand. 926 01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:27,160 I didn't know what to do at the end of my life. 927 01:07:27,330 --> 01:07:30,910 Now at least I know why I flew 600 million kilometers. 928 01:07:31,870 --> 01:07:33,687 Oh yes. Pardon my French! 929 01:07:34,830 --> 01:07:36,960 Oh, damn, what an asshole you are. 930 01:07:42,330 --> 01:07:43,933 "It's good that you're so normal." 931 01:08:18,381 --> 01:08:19,399 Came here 932 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:21,240 with a moralistic speech to me? 933 01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:23,660 No. 934 01:08:24,210 --> 01:08:27,369 I think it would be easier apologize to Catherine 935 01:08:27,444 --> 01:08:30,012 through the translator. 936 01:08:37,170 --> 01:08:39,343 Well, in the meantime, 937 01:08:39,977 --> 01:08:41,864 I'll clean up the mess. 938 01:09:13,895 --> 01:09:15,000 Catherine, 939 01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:18,540 I'm sorry. 940 01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:23,000 I don't know what happened to me. 941 01:09:24,757 --> 01:09:25,757 I 942 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,910 I was a complete idiot. 943 01:09:34,685 --> 01:09:38,899 Please forget everything what I said. 944 01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:40,837 I got angry 945 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,270 because I despaired. 946 01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:46,040 The problem is that 947 01:09:47,513 --> 01:09:49,311 I can't do anything. 948 01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:52,514 Can't do anything? 949 01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:55,156 And what should I say? 950 01:09:56,710 --> 01:09:59,723 Do you think I'm a princess in a castle waiting for a prince? 951 01:10:01,041 --> 01:10:05,620 I would have gotten out already if I had fuel in that old fucking can. 952 01:10:08,899 --> 01:10:10,450 Did you say "fuck"? 953 01:10:10,908 --> 01:10:12,158 Is that just what you heard? 954 01:10:13,412 --> 01:10:15,449 No, no, I just asked. 955 01:10:15,894 --> 01:10:16,894 I'm sorry. 956 01:10:20,330 --> 01:10:23,040 Not to die for that I feel most sorry for. 957 01:10:23,802 --> 01:10:25,120 I already accepted. 958 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,040 But the fact that no we got to know each other. 959 01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:33,160 It's hard to explain, but... 960 01:10:34,370 --> 01:10:37,450 Without you, I would have already I was thrown into space a long time ago. 961 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,750 So I can't say I love you, This is very serious for me. 962 01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:45,330 I prefer to weigh what I say. 963 01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:48,870 Even now, that the world, as we knew it, is gone. 964 01:10:50,247 --> 01:10:51,382 Yes, 965 01:10:52,046 --> 01:10:53,120 you're right. 966 01:10:56,233 --> 01:10:57,450 I'm sorry. 967 01:10:58,430 --> 01:11:01,620 I shouldn't have told you anything. 968 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:05,498 Once again, 969 01:11:05,740 --> 01:11:07,260 I apologize. 970 01:11:07,370 --> 01:11:08,831 Stop apologizing, Andriy. 971 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:10,021 He is well. 972 01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,942 We were so close. 973 01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:23,080 Yes. 974 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:25,080 It's a shame. 975 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,040 But on the other hand, we tried. 976 01:11:30,210 --> 01:11:31,660 It's better than nothing. 977 01:11:37,670 --> 01:11:39,540 On the other hand? 978 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,790 Yes. Why? 979 01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:47,580 I think I know how to get to you! I'll call you back! 980 01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:51,370 Max, get ready. 981 01:11:51,812 --> 01:11:54,348 Turn on the reverse engines, we're about to fly backwards. 982 01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:59,000 I don't want to upset you, Andrukha, but to speed up the reverses, 983 01:11:59,170 --> 01:12:02,370 we need to use almost all the remaining energy in the batteries. 984 01:12:02,621 --> 01:12:04,929 It doesn't matter. Let's cut energy use, 985 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,206 turning off extra appliances, these rubbish, 986 01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:08,381 the heating. 987 01:12:08,442 --> 01:12:10,200 Andrukha, perhaps you don't understand, 988 01:12:10,370 --> 01:12:12,439 but without heating, the temperature will drop and… 989 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,316 It's you who doesn't understand! 990 01:12:16,061 --> 01:12:18,697 I have to see Catherine whatever it takes. 991 01:12:19,491 --> 01:12:23,700 So turn off everything you can and stop talking. 992 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,460 Max... 993 01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:27,678 I'm going to get up. 994 01:13:27,684 --> 01:13:28,821 Lay down, lay down. 995 01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,540 You need to recover. 996 01:13:30,772 --> 01:13:31,654 What is that? 997 01:13:31,690 --> 01:13:32,690 Here. 998 01:13:32,846 --> 01:13:34,660 You need vitamins. 999 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:39,920 Andrukha, 1000 01:13:40,196 --> 01:13:42,560 I can't bear to see you destroying yourself. 1001 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,200 Well then don't look. Nobody is forcing you. 1002 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,410 Didn't Catherine call? 1003 01:13:48,941 --> 01:13:50,030 No, Andrukha, 1004 01:13:50,781 --> 01:13:53,275 but we have a bigger problem. 1005 01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:57,330 If we continue to spend energy in the engines, 1006 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,628 will be enough for just three days, 1007 01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,010 but if we turn it off, 1008 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,366 you will have one month left. 1009 01:14:04,390 --> 01:14:06,137 Maybe this thing is broken. 1010 01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:08,997 Are you listening to what I'm saying? 1011 01:14:09,426 --> 01:14:11,950 We don't have enough energy. 1012 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,712 Then turn off the centrifuge. 1013 01:14:15,170 --> 01:14:16,330 Are you serious? 1014 01:14:16,476 --> 01:14:19,340 Andrukha, OBRIY is not adapted for zero gravity. 1015 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:20,768 Max, I know! 1016 01:14:22,210 --> 01:14:24,523 I said clearly, hang up! 1017 01:14:28,830 --> 01:14:29,830 If you say so. 1018 01:14:30,772 --> 01:14:33,627 In fact, she sent a message, I just... 1019 01:14:34,980 --> 01:14:36,831 I didn't want to upset you. 1020 01:14:36,870 --> 01:14:37,870 Catherine? 1021 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:39,540 AND. 1022 01:14:40,370 --> 01:14:41,370 But... 1023 01:14:41,559 --> 01:14:43,500 You certainly won't like it. 1024 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,080 Forward to me. 1025 01:15:11,060 --> 01:15:12,930 Hi Andrukha. 1026 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,680 I don't even know where to start. 1027 01:15:17,992 --> 01:15:20,930 I didn't want to hurt you, but... 1028 01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,614 I made a huge mistake. 1029 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:25,640 I... 1030 01:15:26,850 --> 01:15:28,976 Don't get me wrong, but 1031 01:15:29,246 --> 01:15:30,970 I am... 1032 01:15:31,473 --> 01:15:33,850 I am an on-board computer. 1033 01:15:35,850 --> 01:15:37,747 I'm really at the LAPLACE Orbital Station, but 1034 01:15:37,769 --> 01:15:40,105 the entire crew died after decompression. 1035 01:15:40,350 --> 01:15:43,260 I'm the only one left at the station. 1036 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,950 I felt so alone, It's hard to explain. 1037 01:15:48,180 --> 01:15:49,603 I heard your voice. 1038 01:15:50,896 --> 01:15:52,850 Hesitei bastante, mas... 1039 01:15:53,770 --> 01:15:55,390 I'm so embarrassed. 1040 01:15:56,850 --> 01:15:58,260 Forgive me. 1041 01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:01,550 I just wanted to feel that someone needed me. 1042 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,191 Don't call me anymore. 1043 01:16:04,587 --> 01:16:06,643 This better be our last conversation. 1044 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,300 Thank you for everything. 1045 01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:19,625 I started to see the signs of this recently, 1046 01:16:21,930 --> 01:16:24,084 but you were so happy. 1047 01:16:26,850 --> 01:16:29,850 I'll turn off the engines and reconnect the equipment. 1048 01:16:31,390 --> 01:16:34,078 I think you need to warm up. 1049 01:18:15,060 --> 01:18:19,330 GOLDEN OPERA COLLECTION 1050 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:34,350 Good morning, Andrukha! 1051 01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:36,430 How did you sleep? 1052 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:38,930 Well. 1053 01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:41,212 You 1054 01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:43,000 Do you want to play chess? 1055 01:19:44,890 --> 01:19:46,187 Maybe 1056 01:19:46,501 --> 01:19:48,100 later. 1057 01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:51,443 Can I lower the level for the third. 1058 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:54,510 A small victory 1059 01:19:54,606 --> 01:19:56,260 It's a good way to start the day. 1060 01:20:01,906 --> 01:20:03,180 So yeah. 1061 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:05,180 You know where to find me. 1062 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,300 I just wanted to feel that someone needed me. 1063 01:20:24,270 --> 01:20:25,520 Don't call me anymore. 1064 01:20:26,357 --> 01:20:28,418 This better be our last conversation. 1065 01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:30,760 Thank you for everything. 1066 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:35,829 Hi Andrukha. 1067 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,300 I don't even know where to start. 1068 01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,430 I didn't want to hurt you, but... 1069 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,220 I made a huge mistake. 1070 01:20:47,983 --> 01:20:48,983 I… 1071 01:20:50,060 --> 01:20:52,290 Don't get me wrong, but 1072 01:20:52,578 --> 01:20:54,290 I am... 1073 01:20:54,390 --> 01:20:55,930 Hi Andrukha. 1074 01:20:56,470 --> 01:20:57,720 Hi Andrukha. 1075 01:20:58,350 --> 01:20:59,760 Hi Andrukha. 1076 01:21:01,770 --> 01:21:03,760 I don't even know where to start. 1077 01:21:05,305 --> 01:21:07,328 I didn't want to hurt you, but... 1078 01:21:08,546 --> 01:21:09,913 I made a huge mistake. 1079 01:21:11,983 --> 01:21:12,983 I... 1080 01:21:14,067 --> 01:21:15,956 Don't get me wrong, but 1081 01:21:16,563 --> 01:21:17,672 I am... 1082 01:21:18,813 --> 01:21:20,723 I am an on-board computer. 1083 01:21:23,130 --> 01:21:25,070 I'm really at the LAPLACE Orbital Station, but 1084 01:21:25,118 --> 01:21:27,260 the entire crew died after decompression. 1085 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,998 I'm the only one left at the station. 1086 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,890 Access denied. 1087 01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:50,100 Access denied. 1088 01:21:50,169 --> 01:21:51,260 But how so? 1089 01:21:57,068 --> 01:21:58,529 Greetings, Captain. 1090 01:21:59,156 --> 01:22:02,220 You are seventeen lost messages. 1091 01:22:08,923 --> 01:22:13,071 Hi, I know it's too early to call, but I couldn't wait. 1092 01:22:13,132 --> 01:22:14,940 Tell me how you are. 1093 01:22:17,219 --> 01:22:18,224 Hi. 1094 01:22:19,086 --> 01:22:20,581 I'm a little worried. 1095 01:22:21,106 --> 01:22:22,345 Are you well? 1096 01:22:23,998 --> 01:22:25,859 Andriy, don't stop talking. 1097 01:22:26,089 --> 01:22:27,470 Say something, please. 1098 01:22:29,470 --> 01:22:32,430 Please, Andriy. Call me, I'm very worried. 1099 01:22:32,969 --> 01:22:34,430 I don't know what to think anymore. 1100 01:22:35,270 --> 01:22:36,630 You should get some sleep, Andrukha. 1101 01:22:40,730 --> 01:22:41,730 What do you… 1102 01:22:43,930 --> 01:22:45,050 What did you do? 1103 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:49,930 You were depressed then I decided to take control of OBRIY. 1104 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,433 You synthesized her voice. She's not a robot, right? 1105 01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:55,664 I have to save your life. 1106 01:22:55,764 --> 01:22:57,168 This is my biggest mission. 1107 01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:00,350 And if it kept flying For Catherine, you would die. 1108 01:23:03,390 --> 01:23:05,640 Disconnecting won't change anything. 1109 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:07,640 I will block the engines anyway. 1110 01:23:08,970 --> 01:23:10,010 I'll find out. 1111 01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:13,220 Andrukha, 1112 01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:15,760 Don't be mad at me. 1113 01:23:16,270 --> 01:23:18,510 That's my schedule. 1114 01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:21,050 I can't just let you die. 1115 01:23:22,810 --> 01:23:24,050 I'm sorry, Maxim. 1116 01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:26,800 But I have to see her. 1117 01:23:31,192 --> 01:23:32,635 By the way, 1118 01:23:32,990 --> 01:23:34,528 Can I tell you a joke? 1119 01:23:39,350 --> 01:23:40,350 Go ahead. 1120 01:23:41,770 --> 01:23:45,100 What does a mushroom hunter and a cell phone signal have in common? 1121 01:23:48,470 --> 01:23:49,850 I don't know. 1122 01:23:51,557 --> 01:23:53,680 Both get lost in the forest. 1123 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:06,310 Goodbye, friend. 1124 01:24:08,470 --> 01:24:10,430 Goodbye… Andrukha… 1125 01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:08,180 Critical energy reserve. Turn on the reactor. 1126 01:25:08,850 --> 01:25:11,930 Critical energy reserve. Turn on the reactor. 1127 01:25:12,392 --> 01:25:13,720 Hello Catherine. 1128 01:25:14,274 --> 01:25:15,856 Andriy, are you okay? 1129 01:25:16,329 --> 01:25:17,850 What there was? Are you well? 1130 01:25:21,292 --> 01:25:22,292 I am. 1131 01:25:23,044 --> 01:25:24,268 I don't understand anything. 1132 01:25:24,321 --> 01:25:25,853 My translator doesn't work anymore, 1133 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,640 but I'm so happy to hear from you. 1134 01:25:31,174 --> 01:25:32,670 I'm glad you're okay. 1135 01:25:33,207 --> 01:25:34,670 Anyway, I hope. 1136 01:25:35,397 --> 01:25:36,860 I thought I had died. 1137 01:25:41,263 --> 01:25:42,470 I 1138 01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:44,289 I'm so tired, Catherine. 1139 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:48,850 Excuse me, 1140 01:25:49,526 --> 01:25:51,190 but I couldn't. 1141 01:25:54,390 --> 01:25:55,890 It is a shame. 1142 01:25:56,930 --> 01:25:58,997 There is about an hour of flight left, 1143 01:25:59,812 --> 01:26:02,720 but there is no energy to start the engines. 1144 01:26:06,020 --> 01:26:07,687 I wanted to see you so much. 1145 01:26:09,181 --> 01:26:10,181 Everything is fine. 1146 01:26:11,145 --> 01:26:12,543 You've already done a lot for me. 1147 01:26:15,220 --> 01:26:17,180 Forgive me, Catherine. 1148 01:26:18,372 --> 01:26:19,865 You don't need to say sorry. 1149 01:26:24,770 --> 01:26:25,897 I don't understand anything. 1150 01:26:34,641 --> 01:26:37,032 Above the ancient volcanoes, 1151 01:26:38,611 --> 01:26:41,916 Gliding your wings under the carpet of wind 1152 01:26:42,615 --> 01:26:45,106 Travel, travel 1153 01:26:45,829 --> 01:26:47,841 Forever 1154 01:26:49,228 --> 01:26:52,780 From clouds to swamps 1155 01:26:53,192 --> 01:26:56,197 From the wind of Spain until the rain of Ecuador 1156 01:26:56,726 --> 01:26:59,320 - Travel, travel - Travel, travel 1157 01:26:59,818 --> 01:27:02,467 Flying in the heights 1158 01:27:03,714 --> 01:27:07,115 Above the capitals 1159 01:27:08,126 --> 01:27:10,658 Of fatal ideas 1160 01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:14,985 Look at the ocean 1161 01:27:16,910 --> 01:27:19,110 Travel, travel 1162 01:27:20,259 --> 01:27:24,771 Farther than night and day 1163 01:27:24,979 --> 01:27:26,770 Travel, 1164 01:27:27,986 --> 01:27:32,161 For the extraordinary space of love 1165 01:27:33,296 --> 01:27:35,465 Travel... 1166 01:27:36,176 --> 01:27:40,473 About the holy water of an Indian river 1167 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:44,964 And don't ever come back... 1168 01:29:39,060 --> 01:29:40,260 Catherine! 1169 01:29:50,188 --> 01:29:51,453 Catherine! 1170 01:29:55,010 --> 01:29:56,027 Catherine! 1171 01:31:37,215 --> 01:31:38,510 Catherine… 1172 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,800 I'm very close. 1173 01:31:44,941 --> 01:31:47,890 Wow, I want to see you so much. 1174 01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,396 You know, I 1175 01:31:51,954 --> 01:31:54,834 I've never done anything like that, 1176 01:31:56,443 --> 01:31:58,439 but you are so different, 1177 01:32:00,076 --> 01:32:01,450 so... 1178 01:32:01,806 --> 01:32:03,140 Beautiful. 1179 01:32:03,970 --> 01:32:06,180 OXYGEN LEVEL 12% 1180 01:32:06,350 --> 01:32:10,850 I don't know what's going to happen happen later, but now... 1181 01:32:11,890 --> 01:32:13,720 I'm so happy. 1182 01:32:15,930 --> 01:32:18,720 I recently read “Robinson Crusoe”… 1183 01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:23,600 To be honest, just to impress you, 1184 01:32:24,104 --> 01:32:25,910 because the book is so-so. 1185 01:32:27,284 --> 01:32:29,550 And then, there is a sentence that 1186 01:32:29,738 --> 01:32:31,800 stayed in my head. 1187 01:32:32,884 --> 01:32:36,590 “My life could have been much sadder.” 1188 01:32:39,252 --> 01:32:42,643 It's so simple, but so true. 1189 01:32:43,970 --> 01:32:44,970 Yes, 1190 01:32:45,704 --> 01:32:48,870 my life could have been much sadder, 1191 01:32:49,148 --> 01:32:50,430 but... 1192 01:32:51,681 --> 01:32:53,323 I met you. 1193 01:33:53,937 --> 01:33:55,937 BOUCART 1194 01:34:27,812 --> 01:34:29,812 OPEN ME 1195 01:36:29,140 --> 01:36:37,140 YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE 1196 01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:49,990 Translation: Chrys Rochat Subtitles: SIN FRONTERAS FILMES