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(piano playing melody)
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(melody ending)
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- Okay, so, we open up,
- Let's say that--
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Are we gonna have any,
like, sort of opening,
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like when we get on stage,
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or are we just gonna
go right into it?
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What I was imagining
was dark stage.
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- Yeah.
- Backlight, okay?
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They see, like, just
a silhouette, okay? Of me.
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I like it. Okay.
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- With my head down.
- Yeah.
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And you're at the piano
and you start going...
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(imitating piano melody)
Actually...
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- Like what?
- (playing upbeat melody)
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No, no, no, no, no.
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A little more opening--
opening of a thing,
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and I point, and this red
light turns on, and I...
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(playing piano)
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And red lights go on
all around.
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- (playing piano)
- Like that.
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And then, like, boom!
On my face.
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- At the audience, like that.
- (upbeat piano continuing)
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Good evening, folks.
What you're about to see
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is something you've
never seen before.
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We are Nirvanna the Band.
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And you are about to be sent
to the moon!
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And then, I do my two-step.
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And this is just no talking,
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just-- like they just
get to watch me move.
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- (upbeat piano continuing)
- Ah!
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Hah! And women
in the crowd are like,
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"What the fuck is this?!
Who is this guy?"
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(grunting)
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You didn't know
this was coming!
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And then-- right then,
break down.
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- Boom!
- Right in.
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And then, you start
right in the first song,
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which is whatever
we feel there.
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If the audience is screaming,
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if they're like,
"More, more..."
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More opening then. We keep,
like, playing to the audience.
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I have a feeling,
that right off the bat,
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they're gonna ask
for an encore.
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- Okay.
- I think they're gonna be
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like, "Again, do
the intro again!"
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Matt:
Okay, so, here is the plan.
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why does a club book a band?
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- Jay: They play good music?
- Matt: No.
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- Draw in a good crowd?
- Matt: No.
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Jay: Okay.
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- Flyers!
- Huh.
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Matt:
Flyers that say what?
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- Nirvanna the Band.
- Okay.
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Flyers that say
Nirvanna the Band,
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but what are they
saying to people?
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Come see them where?
We don't have a show.
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Well, then we're--
We will.
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The point of this is to get
The Rivoli to book us, right?
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we--
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and we'll have
a picture of us on there.
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You know what?
Let's make the flyers,
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the plan goes perfectly,
we play at The Rivoli tonight.
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Jay, I got a feeling
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things are going to work out
okay for us.
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(playing melancholy
piano melody)
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♪
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(piano continuing)
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- Jay! I figured it out!
- (footsteps thudding)
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- Whoo!
- Okay, so...
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Whoa!
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This plan is called
the Seventh Inning...
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Stretch.
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...Skydive.
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(chuckling)
Oh.
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Step one:
we skydive...
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into the...
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...SkyDome.
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Hold on, wait.
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We, during a game, go up
the CN Tower...
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(making beeping sounds)
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I don't think you can
get up to the very top.
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Jump!
(screaming)
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Into the open dome.
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Whole crowd's gonna go insane
'cause like, "What is this?
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"Terrorist attack?"
Actually, we're coming in--
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We're gonna have
to have the peace signs...
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- Okay, hold on, hold on.
- ...as we float in.
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We land in there.
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Then, I take the microphone.
Pretend this Orbitz bottle--
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Oh, do you know
what Orbitz are?
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Pretend it's a microphone.
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This is a novelty--
you know what...
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- It's our last bottle.
- I...
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- Do you know this drink?
- Yes!
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I take a microphone.
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We've landed.
"Ladies and gentlemen,
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"you're probably wondering
why we skydived here--"
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skydove here?
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"You're probably wondering
why we skydove here."
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Skydiven.
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- I don't think so. Skydived?
- Hmm.
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It's skydived, right?
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"You're probably wondering
why we skydived here?"
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- Skydived.
- I'm gonna just amend it.
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"Ladies and gentlemen,
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"you're probably wondering
why we're here."
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Because the skydiving is
implied. They saw us do it.
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What are you saying
to everyone?
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Except for the blind people.
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"For those of you who didn't
see what just happened,
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"we skydove."
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- I'm in the same trap.
- Tell me the plan.
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The--
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"A bolt of lightning
in every bottle."
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God, I miss this stuff.
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This might be the last
bottle of this in existence.
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Okay, what is happening
with the SkyDome plan?
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Well, let's just...
let's just do it.
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(playing fanfare)
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you're
probably wondering who we are.
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"We are Nirvanna the Band.
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"And tonight, we are
playing for one night only,
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"an exclusive engagement
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"at The Rivoli
at Queen and Spadina.
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"We'll see you
there after the game."
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(playing triumphant flourish)
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And then, I'll vamp a bit,
and be like,
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"Little bit about us--"
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You there in the stands.
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Do you have
a show at The Rivoli?
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I'm actually asking that
for me, actually.
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We don't have a show at The
Rivoli. I know the answer.
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I know, but don't you see?
It's that if you build--
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So, we're telling everybody to
go to a show that we don't have.
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If you build it,
they will come.
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It's "If you build it,
they will come."
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Right?
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Are you sure this
is going to work?
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This is gonna be the last plan
you and I ever have to do.
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And as far as I'm concerned,
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we're playing
The Rivoli tonight.
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("Army" by
Ben Folds Five plays)
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♪ Well,
I thought about the army ♪
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♪ Dad said,
"Son, you're fuckin high" ♪
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♪ And I thought, yeah, there's
a first for everything ♪
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♪ So I took
my old man's advice ♪
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♪ Three sad semesters,
it was only fifteen grand ♪
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♪ Spent in bed,
I thought about the army ♪
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♪ I dropped out and
joined a band instead ♪
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♪
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♪ Grew a moustache
and a mullet ♪
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♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A
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♪ Citing artistic
differences ♪
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♪ The band broke up in May
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♪ And in June,
reformed without me ♪
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♪ And they got
a different name ♪
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♪ I nuked another
grandma's apple pie ♪
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♪ And hung my head in shame
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Been thinking a lot today
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♪ Been thinking a lot today
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♪ Oh-oh
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♪ Think I'll
write a screenplay ♪
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♪ Oh-oh
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♪ Think I'll take it to LA
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♪ Oh-oh
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♪ I think I'll get it done
yesterday ♪
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♪ Aw, shit
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Matt:
Take a good look, Jay.
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This is the last time
you're going to see
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The Rivoli as a citizen.
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As a citizen?
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'Cause tonight,
we're playing the show.
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We're playing the show.
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We're going to be
loading in right there.
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You'll have your
keyboard under your arm.
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Ah!
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The girls taking
your picture.
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The girls are not going
to be taking my picture.
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Oh, yes, they will!
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- You wanna bet?!
- No, they're not!
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Do you wanna bet they're
gonna take your picture?
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♪
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Hi.
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- Good.
- Uh, it's a parachute.
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Actually,
that's what this is for.
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We need something that--
like, that can cut through--
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like, we're going
to be quite up high,
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and I think they're going to
have a safety harness on us
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or something like that.
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And would snippers
like this,
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would they be able
to cut through,
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like, a kind of harness?
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So, here's-- we are gonna be
up on, um--
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on the CN Tower, in one of--
on the EdgeWalk,
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where we're wearing
the safe--
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I think they put
a safety vest on you,
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and we need something
that can, like,
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cut through the rope
or the cable on it.
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Do you know what I mean?
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But-- Oh, I'm not cutting
through elect--
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I'm cutting through fabric,
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I'm not cutting through
a live wire.
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What happens
if we're not even allowed
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in the security with these?
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But I think that--
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Right. But...
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But...
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But these will cut
through cable, possibly.
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Look, there's Spider-Man.
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(car horns honking)
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So, how do we get in here?
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It might be a little
too high, Matt.
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Excuse me.
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Is this the line to
get into the CN Tower?
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Thanks a lot. I've got to
jump off it, actually.
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Where is your accent from?
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Oh, nice to meet you.
I'm Matt. How you doing?
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Enjoy your trip.
Have a good time.
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Okay. All right. So,
we just join the line. Bye.
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Jay: Matt,
I'm afraid of heights.
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Matt: Shut up.
Hi. How you doing?
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We're just going up the--
we're just going up the tower.
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(chuckling)
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Just put--
Just put our keys in here?
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Jay: I have a wireless mic.
Here.
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And pack.
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(beeping)
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(beeping)
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Matt: Oh! Oh, yeah,
I have my clippers.
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I have my clippers, too.
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I have these... clippers.
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Uh, I guess I just have them.
I don't need them.
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Matt:
Oh, they're for just cutting
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Matt: Sure, sure, sure.
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Matt: No, don't worry.
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Thank you.
Don't worry about it.
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Thank you.
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Man: Are you ready to walk
116 stories above Toronto
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with nothing but a harness
securing you?
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Jay: Is that how high
up we're going to be?
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This is EdgeWalk--
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That's not how high up we're
gonna be.
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Don't tell me that's how high
up we're gonna be.
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Man: ...view of Canada's
biggest city
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and the knowledge that
you have been truly
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on top of the world.
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Are you ready to step up and
touch the sky?
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Guide: This one goes
on the back,
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this one goes on the front.
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This one acts like
a seat belt,
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so, it will move
with you as you move.
253
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,329
Any sudden actions,
it will lock up...
254
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,396
The pad will be bumping
you on the back of the head.
255
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,165
Love that tap,
256
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,333
it means you are still
attached to the rail.
257
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,467
Just don't touch it.
258
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♪
259
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,445
And then, we actually had
a citizenship ceremony
260
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,181
up there once, and we actually
had the judge wear a tux.
261
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,917
We even had proposals
happen out there.
262
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,385
Woman:
What about the ring?
263
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,221
(cheering)
264
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,290
Announcer:
The skies are threatening
265
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,126
and you will be able
to see the SkyDome close,
266
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,563
as we are about to say
so long to the CN tower,
267
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,298
at least, visually.
268
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,300
(beeping)
269
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,569
Guide:
My gosh, guys,
270
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,238
look at that beautiful view
271
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,774
that we have
right now hitting us, right?
272
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,711
Oh, my God, guys!
That is a long way down!
273
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,413
Come and take a look,
everybody.
274
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,749
Come and get it! Come here.
There you go.
275
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,884
You go there. Exactly.
276
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,920
(wind gusting)
277
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,423
You're just walking a
Guinness World Record,
278
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,924
EdgeWalk is the highest
external hands-free walk
279
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,259
in the world...
280
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,097
- All right.
- Jay: Uh...
281
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Guide: Guys, take a look
all the way down.
282
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,001
Whoa, is that supposed
to do that?
283
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,104
- Guide: It's perfect.
- Jay: Okay.
284
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,974
Guide: I'm gonna move
to the front.
285
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,309
All right, everybody, now...
welcome to EdgeWalk.
286
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,679
(cheering)
287
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,514
Right now, we are 356...
(static crackles)
288
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,214
(guide speaking indistinctly)
289
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:50,997
Guide: It's the highest
observation deck
290
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:51,831
in the Western Hemisphere.
I can see...
291
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:04,977
♪
292
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,660
Jay: No, no!
293
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,829
(screaming)
294
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,331
(radio static hissing)
295
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,110
(screaming cutting in and out
on microphone)
296
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,551
Matt: Here we go!
297
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,587
Jay:
The dome is closing!
298
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:48,154
Matt:
We've got time!
299
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,390
Okay, we're coming in hot!
300
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,024
Oh, too much!
301
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,562
(Matt grunting)
Oh, fuck!
302
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,566
Jay: Oh (bleep)!
303
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,668
- (thudding)
- (groaning)
304
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,105
Matt: Are you all right?
305
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,306
- Are you all right?
- Jay: Get (bleep) off of me!
306
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,674
Matt: Whoa!
I'm trying to help you.
307
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,209
Jay: You pushed me off
the tower!
308
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,944
What, are you crazy?
I thought I was going to die!
309
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,880
Matt:
But you're okay.
310
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,115
- Jay: Oh my God! It's closed!
- Matt: Yeah.
311
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,184
Jay: We didn't even
make it in time!
312
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,052
Matt: Well, maybe there's a
way to open it. Let's try--
313
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,254
Jay: So we almost died and
the plan didn't even work.
314
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,556
Oh my God.
The plan is over.
315
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,057
Matt: You know what, we're
gonna find another way inside.
316
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,726
Jay:
It didn't work. Again!
317
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,228
("Borrowed Time"
by Tom Martin plays)
318
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:34,200
♪
319
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,068
♪ Well, did you know
320
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,038
♪ That I was one of those
you left behind ♪
321
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:43,609
♪ You were up and gone
without a goodbye ♪
322
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,913
♪ They all said that you were
not the kind to stick around ♪
323
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:52,218
♪ I only wish I'd known
that it was time ♪
324
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,421
♪ The evenings on the highway
coming down to be with you ♪
325
00:15:55,488 --> 00:16:00,059
♪ I couldn't wait to eat
your home-cooked meal ♪
326
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,295
♪ At nighttime,
in the moonlight ♪
327
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,630
Matt: Well, that's ironic.
What did I say,
328
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,566
"next time we see The Rivoli,
it's gonna be..."
329
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,100
(chuckling) Oh, Jesus.
330
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,138
But you know what?
331
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,439
Maybe we still got time for
another plan. What, uh...
332
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,307
Excuse me.
Do you know what time it is?
333
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,612
Thank you very much. 9:03?
334
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,981
Not a lot-- no. We got--
335
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,583
We got a lot of night left.
336
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,985
Uh, Bird?
337
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,421
Yeah, it's The Rivoli.
338
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,622
Bird.
339
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,592
Oh, Jesus.
340
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,926
Are you guys playing--
341
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:34,560
Are you guys playing the show
tonight?
342
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,331
Lucky!
343
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,168
What did you have to do
to score that?
344
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,971
(thunder crashing)
345
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:48,174
Did you see that?
346
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,043
Lightning
just hit the CN Tower!
347
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,545
Jay, isn't that
like a bad omen?
348
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,512
We were just there.
349
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,486
Jay!
350
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,989
If you think about it,
we were off by what...
351
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,291
Three minutes?
Two minutes?
352
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,727
That's your classic--
Whoo!
353
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,296
If we had a time machine,
354
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,964
we would have fixed that right
away, do you know what I mean?
355
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,033
Oh, Bird, I got an idea!
356
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,506
Forget an idea.
I think I figured it out.
357
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,544
Listen to this:
time machine plan.
358
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,313
Bird,
359
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,983
we pretend to be from
the future.
360
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,352
We build a-- Oh, my God.
361
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,721
We take the RV
in the backyard,
362
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,924
deck it out like
the DeLorean in Back-- in--
363
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,394
yeah, in Back to the Future.
We could build, like,
364
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,496
a fake contraption with like--
what do they have?
365
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,997
The flux capacitor
and all that stuff,
366
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,199
just like Doc Brown has.
367
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,002
It's like-- like, uh,
dates and times,
368
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:54,040
in, like, um...
analogue numbers.
369
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,944
And we hire an actor
to pretend to be
370
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,046
- a post office guy...
- (flies buzz)
371
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,748
...to um, deliver...
(belching)
372
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,551
...deliver a video, saying
that it's from the past.
373
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,219
So, it's the past and
the future coming together.
374
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,188
That's when we show up,
coughing,
375
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,557
we got the dry ice coming out
of the machine. (coughs)
376
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,725
Bird?
377
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,029
Bird?
378
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,231
Oh, you're-- I see,
379
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,100
you're like,
"Work's done for the day.
380
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,602
"We've done too much.
It's time to play."
381
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,404
No problem.
382
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,040
What's that?
Bird's favourite game?
383
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,575
Okay, ready?
384
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,644
Bird.
385
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,746
(toy gun clicking)
386
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,580
You're Batman.
(chuckles)
387
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,583
Goodnight, Matt.
388
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,629
All right, well...
389
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,597
Uh...
390
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,837
Bird, I'm gonna get started!
391
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,805
("Johnny B. Goode"
by Chuck Berry playing)
392
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,613
Doc Brown: This readout tells
you where you're going,
393
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,115
this one tells you
where you are,
394
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,916
this one tells you
where you were.
395
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:11,650
You input your destination
time on this keypad.
396
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,490
♪ Deep down in Louisiana
close to New Orleans ♪
397
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,858
♪ Way back up in the woods
among the evergreens ♪
398
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,726
The flux capacitor.
399
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,828
♪ There stood a log cabin
made of earth and wood ♪
400
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,931
♪ Where lived a country boy
named Johnny B. Goode ♪
401
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,501
♪ Who never ever learned
to read or write so well ♪
402
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,168
♪ But he could play a guitar
just like a-ringin' a bell ♪
403
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,569
(screaming)
404
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,304
♪ Go, go
405
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,141
♪ Go, Johnny,
go, go ♪
406
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,843
♪ Go, Johnny, go, go
407
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,445
♪ Go, Johnny, go, go
408
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,847
♪ Go, Johnny, go, go
409
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,252
♪ Johnny B. Goode
410
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,789
(phone line ringing)
411
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,862
Hi, um...
412
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,031
I was thinking about, uh,
413
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,901
coming to play the open mic.
414
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,869
Matt: Jared!
(knocking)
415
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,206
Jared! Hey!
416
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,843
Where do we keep
the old cameras in here?
417
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,079
I need to find the
old cameras from way back.
418
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,013
Jared:
They're in the bin.
419
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,386
Matt:
Oh, yes. Okay.
420
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,054
My name is Matt Johnson,
if you're watching this,
421
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,190
I need your help.
422
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,392
I mistakenly invented
a time machine,
423
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,594
and I played with it
like a fool.
424
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,163
I went back
to the year 2008,
425
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,599
and I have done something that
has set off a chain of events
426
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,700
that has destroyed
the future!
427
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,874
Oh my God. Okay. And you're
in Ottawa, right? So...
428
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,414
How far away is Ottawa?
I'm in Toronto.
429
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,022
Rivoli,
I am about to appear
430
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,459
in the year 2025,
in your time!
431
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,462
And it is of vital importance
that you let me and my band,
432
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,432
Nirvanna the Band, play a
show at the Rivoli tonight,
433
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,435
in order to undo what I did!
434
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:13,472
So... do you have
to be a band or a duo
435
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:17,543
or can you be... solo?
436
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:21,113
Watch!
It's a full time machine!
437
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,983
I have the flux capacitor,
I have the, uh, batteries...
438
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,752
Oh, man, I left my Orbitz
in that stupid thing.
439
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,220
Let's do it again where
I don't have the-- oh, shit!
440
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,421
Oh, fuck! We gotta do it--
441
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,290
No! No! Oh, fuck!
442
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,159
Oh, no!
(blowing)
443
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,762
Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus!
(blowing)
444
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,098
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- (alarm beeping)
445
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,132
(blowing)
Uh... Oh, my God.
446
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,600
Uh...
(blowing)
447
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,469
Jared: Put it out!
You got it?
448
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,337
Matt: Oh, is that even
gonna do anything?
449
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,472
- Jared: Put it out!
- Yeah, I'm trying to put--
450
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,441
So, I have a show booked,
essentially?
451
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,948
I said I have a show
booked tomorrow?
452
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,088
See you tomorrow night.
Okay. Thank you.
453
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,090
Bye-bye.
454
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,903
(coughing)
Oh, fuck.
455
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,308
And the lights on it
is what made it look good
456
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,777
in the first place.
457
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:25,678
- Now, it's just like, junk.
- (Crashing)
458
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,679
Oh.
459
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,814
Shit.
460
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,512
(birds chirping)
461
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:06,118
(stairs creaking quietly)
462
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:24,703
(exhaling quietly)
463
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:33,879
(Jay panting)
464
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:36,415
("Holiday" by
Turnstile plays)
465
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:44,423
♪
466
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,894
♪ Now it's a holiday
467
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,401
♪ Now it's a holiday
468
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,902
(song continuing
on stereo)
469
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,045
♪ I wanna free up
from the vine ♪
470
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:06,912
♪ I wanna celebrate
471
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,051
♪ Close enough to feel and
now it's time to disappear ♪
472
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,720
♪ I wanna celebrate
473
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,255
♪ So I can never feel
the cold ♪
474
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,123
(engine revving)
475
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,593
(thudding)
476
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,796
♪...never feel the cold
477
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,531
♪ I can never feel
the cold ♪
478
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,133
♪ Now it's a holiday
479
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,138
- Ah!
- Ah! (bleep)!
480
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,273
- Aah!
- Jay: Matt?
481
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,808
- Ah!
- Ooh!
482
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,276
(bleep)!
483
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:38,544
What the (bleep)
are you doing?
484
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:39,578
- What are you doing?
- Oh, (bleep)!
485
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,780
Hey, Matt.
(laughing)
486
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,649
- What is this (bleep)?
- Uh, um.
487
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:44,783
- I'm being kidnapped?
- Um...
488
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,785
I-- I needed
to just take it.
489
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,987
Okay, hold on.
Just tell me what's going on.
490
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,289
Jay: I will. Yeah, okay.
491
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:51,623
'Cause I don't
wanna get angry.
492
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,426
- You know how...
- "You know how" what?
493
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,261
- You know how when you--
- "How when" what?
494
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:59,498
- If you just went, uh...
- If you went when how what?
495
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,500
I'm getting fucked over,
aren't I?
496
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,602
No, no, no,
I was just, um, uh...
497
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,543
Okay, listen to this...
498
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,179
time machine plan.
499
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,348
Matt:
What are you doing?
500
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,784
Doing the time machine plan.
501
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,253
Doing-- Doing
the time machine plan?
502
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,154
Did you say you're "Doing
the time machine plan"?
503
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,124
Yeah.
504
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,525
Oh, we're going to
The Rivoli right now?
505
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:27,493
- Yes.
- Oh!
506
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,094
(engine revving)
507
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,829
That's why
you're driving so fast?
508
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:34,700
Jay: Yeah. Um, and as far
as I'm concerned,
509
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,202
we are playing
the Rivoli tonight.
510
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:38,637
- Jay, watch out! Watch out!
- (streetcar bell dinging)
511
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,506
- (tires squealing)
- Ah!
512
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:44,743
(grunting)
513
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,679
Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash
of white light, and then a...
514
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,481
And then, it's--
(groaning)
515
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:50,682
Jay: Where did that
streetcar come from?
516
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,651
(grunting)
Ah, fuck I hit my ass.
517
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,353
Oh, my God.
518
00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:55,988
Ah.
(wincing)
519
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,890
How you doin'?
520
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,025
Sorry about this.
(laughing)
521
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,061
It could've been
a lot worse. Right?
522
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,864
Like, could've been a lot--
could've been a lot worse.
523
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,065
Bird?
524
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,069
You're missing
a great visual joke.
525
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,005
Uh, I'm gonna go.
526
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,909
- Sure, let's go.
- Uh, no, no, no.
527
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,678
- We should clean this up.
- Yeah, let's clean this up.
528
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:20,813
Oh.
Whoa.
529
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:25,384
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
530
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,354
Oh, my God.
531
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:31,890
What the hell?
532
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:33,392
Oh, someone else
got a show at The Rivoli.
533
00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:36,094
Goddamn it.
534
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,630
- You know, I gotta go.
- What?
535
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,899
Oh, 'cause
you're mad about this?
536
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:43,969
We're gonna get the show.
I promise.
537
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,271
Hey, look at that, tourists.
Tourists, Bird.
538
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,174
Hi.
Welcome to Toronto.
539
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,943
Come check us out
at The Rivoli later!
540
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,544
Jay: But we don't have
a show...
541
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,246
Well, we-- we
could be playing any day.
542
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,781
(Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get
It Started" plays on speaker)
543
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:57,549
Uh... Toron...
I know this looks bad.
544
00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:01,220
We just hit this Now Magazine
box with our RV by accident.
545
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,888
This doesn't speak
for Toronto generally.
546
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:04,957
Enjoy.
547
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,458
Okay, we gotta clean this up
and get outta here.
548
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,561
- Yeah, uh, you know what?
- Yeah?
549
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,897
You clean this up.
550
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:14,700
I'll take the RV to the shop,
make sure there's no damage.
551
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,268
Matt: Come on. We'll move
this thing in two minutes,
552
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,170
if you just help me...
help me lift this up.
553
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,304
Jay:
Yeah, okay.
554
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,807
(grunting)
555
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,108
Matt: I don't know what
the hell you're talking about.
556
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:25,944
- Let's go see a movie.
- See a...
557
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,813
Let's see a movie together.
Look. We're right here.
558
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,747
When's the last time you and
I saw a movie together,
559
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,582
like friends?
560
00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,117
You want to see a movie?
561
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,153
You like that?
562
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,824
Yeah!
Right now?
563
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,093
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
- Hey.
564
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,228
We gotta wait for
The Rivoli to open anyway.
565
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,563
And it's dark in there.
566
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,632
What'd you say?
567
00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:47,799
Jay?
568
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,539
It's the weekend, Budnick.
569
00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:54,172
I don't know you.
You do not exist.
570
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:56,508
Shit.
571
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:57,609
(laughing)
572
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,244
Nice car.
573
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:02,381
Jay: I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom.
574
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,784
Matt: What do you mean?
The movie just started.
575
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:06,952
Goodbye, Matt.
576
00:28:10,589 --> 00:28:12,558
What are you doing?
577
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:13,792
Move!
What...
578
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,494
Sorry.
Yeah.
579
00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,329
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, go.
580
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:20,465
Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.
581
00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:21,800
Melissa on screen: Not to
mention, it's pathetic.
582
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:22,668
Goodbye, Matt.
583
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:25,337
Right.
584
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,638
- And the worst part is...
- Jesus Christ.
585
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:30,108
(music swelling)
586
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,245
(crowd laughing)
587
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,179
Stu:
I was just gonna say that.
588
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,014
Melissa: See?
589
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,716
I just wish your friends
were as mature as you.
590
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,052
They are mature, actually.
591
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,753
You just have
to get to know them better.
592
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,055
Phil:
Paging Dr. Faggot!
593
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:46,191
(audience laughing loudly)
594
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,893
Dr. Faggot!
595
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,395
(audience laughing)
596
00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:52,264
Stu: I should go.
597
00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:53,599
That's a good idea,
Dr. Faggot.
598
00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:57,035
(audience laughing loudly)
599
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,170
Uh-oh.
600
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:03,041
♪
601
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,576
- (horn honking)
- Oh, I'm sorry!
602
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,243
- (horn honking)
- Sorry!
603
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:11,516
Okay.
604
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:14,086
- Matt: Jay. Jay!
- (Jay laughing)
605
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:15,554
- Jay, Jay!
- Jay: (bleep). Oh, (bleep).
606
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:19,224
Um, uh, um...
607
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,592
Jay.
608
00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,928
Yeah. I was, uh...
609
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,330
Matt: Oh, my God.
610
00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:28,867
Oh, God.
611
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,070
I-I can explain this, okay?
612
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:41,279
Actually, Matt... I need to--
613
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,247
It's 2008.
614
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,885
What?
615
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:50,589
The time machine worked
somehow and we are in 2008.
616
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,596
Do you--
Do you understand?
617
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:58,597
We are--
We are time travelers.
618
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:00,365
Okay, no.
619
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,035
Um, yeah. Look.
I'll prove it to you.
620
00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:04,503
Watch, watch, watch.
The time machine works.
621
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,138
Look, okay?
Uh, look.
622
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,006
- (beeping)
- Okay. We'll go to...
623
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,609
(beeping, chiming)
624
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,511
Okay, watch this.
625
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,112
- (engine revving)
- Hold onto your butts!
626
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,315
- (engine revving)
- Ah!
627
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,884
I'm accelerating us
to 88 kilom--
628
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,652
or is it miles an hour?
629
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,454
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa...
630
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,056
Matt: Just watch! You'll be
laughing in a second.
631
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:25,323
- (engine revving)
- Okay. Come on.
632
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,224
Come on!
633
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,528
80. 85!
634
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:32,664
Can you...
Can you slow down?
635
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,933
Matt:
88! Hold on to something!
636
00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:35,500
(time machine
fizzling, beeping)
637
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,469
What?!
638
00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:39,504
Oh, no!
639
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,839
Okay, something must be
wrong with this thing.
640
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:41,873
Hold on. I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
641
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,542
Goddamn it.
642
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:44,843
- Okay.
- Okay.
643
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,144
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
644
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:47,646
Matt: So this...
2008, this is right.
645
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,883
Was it the time thing?
What is...
646
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,885
Um, all right,
I can figure this out.
647
00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,821
- I can figure this out.
- Goodbye, Matt.
648
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:57,122
Where are you going?!
649
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:59,024
Jay!
You can't...
650
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,826
You can't go out there.
It's too... too...
651
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:03,228
What's he doing?
Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no!
652
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,197
- (honking RV horn)
- Jay!
653
00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:09,401
Bird, Bird!
654
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:10,936
- (honking RV horn)
- You can't go out there.
655
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,513
(horns blaring)
656
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,456
What year is it?
657
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,028
Oh, (bleep).
658
00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:39,464
Oh, (bleep)!
659
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,669
- Jay: Matt?
- Matt: Yes?
660
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:47,072
- It's 2008.
- I told you!
661
00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:49,474
(tires screeching)
662
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,343
I'm gonna find a place
to hide this RV.
663
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,416
(tires squealing)
664
00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,217
(thudding)
665
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,721
Okay, I think
we're safe here.
666
00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:03,922
We're not safe.
667
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,959
Well, I just mean
nobody's gonna notice us.
668
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,227
You know, you really
(bleep) us up. This is--
669
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,229
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- This is (bleep).
670
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:11,730
You were the one--
I did not do anything.
671
00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,465
Huh?
672
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,167
You're the one
who was driving the car.
673
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,436
And then, I'm instantly
in a car accident.
674
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,539
I didn't see-- like a
streetcar came out of nowhere.
675
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:23,441
It didn't come out of nowhere.
It was just there in 2008.
676
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,177
And when we
went through the flash...
677
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,978
- Yeah.
- ...we appeared.
678
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,313
It's just like in
Back to the Future one.
679
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,348
No, or Back to
the Future Two.
680
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:31,883
It happens in Back to
the Future Three as well.
681
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,785
(bleep). We gotta figure
how to get back.
682
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,087
- Yes.
- How do we even go back?
683
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,123
We must've gone through like
a wormhole or something.
684
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,726
We are trapped in 2008.
The question is
685
00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:45,730
"How can we use this
to get a show at The Rivoli?"
686
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:49,234
No, hold on. Like, that--
that's secondary now, okay?
687
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,169
First things first.
688
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:52,938
Okay, so we have travelled...
689
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:56,608
here, into 2008.
690
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:57,776
This is us now.
691
00:32:57,876 --> 00:32:59,444
Goddamn it.
692
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:04,349
So, we're gonna go
forwards back to 2025,
693
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:08,653
but this will be a new 2025
if we change anything here.
694
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,222
Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
695
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,723
It was an Ashton
Kutcher movie.
696
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:15,660
Both: Butterfly Effect.
697
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,397
Anything we affect could
have insane ramifications.
698
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:22,167
So our present
can get changed?
699
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,603
Matt: We could come back
to a future where
700
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,338
The Rivoli doesn't exist.
701
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:29,207
Or maybe another venue, like
maybe somewhere in Ottawa.
702
00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:31,343
Forget that! What if we come
back and, all of a sudden,
703
00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,345
you-- you're not
a piano player anymore?
704
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:36,648
Maybe I'm a drummer
and we're a ska band.
705
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,451
No Doubt before Gwen Stefani.
Have you heard that music?
706
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,686
Look it up.
Have you heard it?
707
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,688
- Let's keep thinking about--
- Let's focus on the plan.
708
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,490
You built
a toy time machine.
709
00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:47,859
- Uh-huh.
- And then it worked...
710
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,327
- Somehow.
- ...but now it's broken.
711
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,365
Maybe you need to just
sort of look under the hood.
712
00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:54,900
Wait.
713
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,202
Maybe something's
just loose.
714
00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,171
It is broken.
I broke it last night.
715
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,740
I spilled the Orbitz on it.
716
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:04,009
Jay: Holy (bleep).
717
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:05,277
Matt: But it's back on.
718
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:07,479
Oh, my God.
719
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,283
- What?
- This--
720
00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:15,987
Oh, no!
I ruined it!
721
00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:18,390
Oh, I fucking ruined it!
722
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,725
That's too stupid, isn't it?
723
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:22,761
What?
Tell-- Talk to me.
724
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,996
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
725
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,731
Bird, this is gonna
sound crazy.
726
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,233
What? What did it do?
727
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,902
The Orbitz!
I spilt a bottle of Orbitz.
728
00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,238
- Is there any left?
- No. I'm out.
729
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,407
Um, but we just
need to find a way
730
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,775
to get another bottle
or something like that.
731
00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:38,743
But that was
your last bottle.
732
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,879
There wasn't even any left
back now, in 2008.
733
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:42,914
They stopped
making this in 1999.
734
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,149
I know, it was such a big deal
when we found that whole--
735
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,552
That's right.
736
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,621
This is my last bottle
in 2025,
737
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:53,091
but in 2008,
we still have a whole case.
738
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,660
At the apartment.
That's where we gotta go.
739
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,462
And that means, you guys,
you can't be out here with--
740
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,564
waving your cameras
around like that.
741
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,599
Because, look, they've got
the futuristic video cameras.
742
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,134
- They're looking--
- Exactly, they're like--
743
00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:04,703
Matt: Look at Luca.
He looks like...
744
00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,305
He looks like he's from
The Matrix.
745
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,141
So this whole 2008 sequence,
which would be very hard
746
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,277
to fake if this were
not really 2008,
747
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,378
will not be filmed.
748
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,449
Oh, use the old camera?
749
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:19,317
Yeah, okay,
in that case, you can.
750
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,585
Yeah, okay.
You have to use this.
751
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:27,525
♪
752
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:49,714
Oh, my God.
753
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,786
Ah!
Oh, wow.
754
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,155
Goths.
755
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:58,690
Jay: Wow.
756
00:35:58,857 --> 00:35:59,891
Matt: Real goths.
757
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,096
Look at the gothness of it.
758
00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:06,097
They're goths!
759
00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,166
Wow.
760
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,101
Men forgot that's a great way
761
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,169
to score girls
way out of your, uh...
762
00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:12,637
Matt.
763
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,873
What?
764
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,977
That guy looks just like me.
See the guy down there?
765
00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:22,180
Matt:
That guy looks like me.
766
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:23,515
He's got your hat.
767
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,816
Jay, it's us.
That's us.
768
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:26,851
Holy (bleep).
769
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,756
Oh, look. They even have
a little Jared.
770
00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:36,227
Jared...
there's you filming us.
771
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,763
Oh, my God.
Look how young he looks.
772
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,465
Past Matt: Actually, no, here.
Jay, put one right here.
773
00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:42,233
- Where?
- Put right here.
774
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,334
No, on this side with me.
On this side with me.
775
00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:45,303
- Okay.
- Come to this side.
776
00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:47,205
No, no, no, put one
right against this thing.
777
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,908
- Okay.
- On this side!
778
00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,342
What the hell
are we doing?
779
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:53,078
That's, uh, we're... we're...
It's a plan.
780
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:54,412
This is one of
my classic plans. Look.
781
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,882
Flyer plan!
Oh, my God!
782
00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,784
That's a good plan!
783
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,887
How did this not work?
We should do this plan again.
784
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,228
Jay, I got a feeling
785
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,496
things are gonna
work out okay for us.
786
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:19,070
Is that a cop? Are those
police officers looking at us?
787
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,506
Let's go down this way.
Let's just walk down this way.
788
00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:22,373
Oh, shit!
Hide, hide!
789
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:28,713
Do you think
that guy looks like me?
790
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,417
That guy?
Looks like me.
791
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:36,921
It's 'cause
he's got that hat.
792
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:39,224
(laughing)
Sick.
793
00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:39,891
Guy looks like you.
794
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,562
Okay, okay,
this is our chance.
795
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,231
- Come on.
- Yeah, yeah.
796
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,732
- It's caught on my--
- That's my jacket.
797
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:48,800
- You put it inside out.
- Come on, come on, come on.
798
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:49,701
Your hat!
799
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:57,876
Sorry, sorry.
800
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:03,114
- Uh, okay.
- Okay, let's just go.
801
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,149
- Let's go!
- Matt: Yeah, right.
802
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:05,383
Oh, God.
Man, it's open.
803
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:08,119
Remember our old apartment?
804
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,156
- (laughing)
- Okay, all right.
805
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,724
Jay:
Okay, quick in and out.
806
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,058
Matt: Yeah, I think
we left the Orbitz
807
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,894
on top of the oven, right?
808
00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,829
Jay: Yeah, but we can't
touch anything else.
809
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,030
Matt: Oh, right yeah,
Butterfly Effect.
810
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,632
This is just
like Aladdin.
811
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,300
Touch nothing
but the Orbitz.
812
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,635
Jay: Go.
813
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:27,472
Okay.
We gotta make it seem--
814
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:28,940
- They're right there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
815
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,308
I'm getting the Orbitz,
and then we're outta here.
816
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:30,942
- Okay.
- Come on, come on.
817
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,782
It's empty.
818
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,184
Jay: Look. Look around.
Look around for them.
819
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,618
- Come on.
- Find 'em!
820
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,525
Where the fuck are they?
821
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:51,362
(grunting)
Fuckin' loot the place!
822
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:52,797
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
823
00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,200
(muffled talking,
footsteps on stairs)
824
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:57,835
- Oh, (bleep)!
- Oh, my God.
825
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,606
(muffled talking,
footsteps approaching)
826
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:03,508
Jay:
No, not Jared, not Jared.
827
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,109
Matt: Why not?
Why not?
828
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,145
(group whispering)
829
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,680
Past Matt: Okay, we gotta
rehearse, we gotta rehearse.
830
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,615
Come on! Come on! Come on!
831
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:11,816
Past Jay:
Think it's gonna work?
832
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,551
Past Matt: As far as
I'm concerned,
833
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,954
we are playing
The Rivoli tonight.
834
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:16,988
So, what were we doing
before we left?
835
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:18,890
(playing piano)
836
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,158
Do I have a driver?
No, I'm driving myself.
837
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:21,492
Past Jay:
What do we cut to?
838
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,061
Past Matt:
He's on his way there.
839
00:39:23,228 --> 00:39:24,562
- Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh...
- Actually, you know what?
840
00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:26,164
Let's just cut right
to the fight.
841
00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:28,233
Past Jay: Okay.
(playing piano)
842
00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:31,869
You're on your last legs,
Creamed Corn.
843
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:35,106
You should've thought twice
before you crossed Can Opener.
844
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,674
For God's sakes.
845
00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:37,875
My name is
your arch nemesis--
846
00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:43,881
You shoulda thought twice
before you crossed me...
847
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,984
(muttering)
848
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,353
"Go to jail?"
Did you say, "Go to jail"?
849
00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:50,054
Jared: Could go to jail.
850
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,091
Oh, yeah,
illegal time travel.
851
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,193
- "I hereby sentence you--"
- Is that true?
852
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,228
That's what he's saying,
jail for this.
853
00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:58,830
- Jail?
- Jail.
854
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,866
Ridiculous.
855
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,535
Past Matt: I have you now,
Creamed Corn!
856
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,205
Let him come fuckin' find me.
857
00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,040
Let him find me.
858
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,908
What I'm gonna do.
I'll grab my young self.
859
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,144
(imitating thuds)
860
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,880
♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury,
Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪
861
00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:19,117
♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers,
Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪
862
00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:21,886
♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder,
Dynastic Hero ♪
863
00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,988
♪ Bubble Bobble,
Double Dribble ♪
864
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,823
- ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero
- Jay: I get it.
865
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,992
Past Matt: Creamed corn,
you son of a bitch!
866
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,927
- (piano plays)
- What? You didn't think
867
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,096
a super villain
named Can Opener would be--
868
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,499
(snoring)
869
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,769
I think they're gone.
870
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,607
- Hey.
- What?
871
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:45,076
Shh, shh.
I think they're gone.
872
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:46,844
Let's go.
Let's go. Perfect.
873
00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:50,782
- Okay, okay.
- Let's get out.
874
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:57,121
♪
875
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,991
(mouthing words)
876
00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:03,394
Jay, I thought you were--
wanted to sleep.
877
00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:04,729
Let's do--
Let's do a quick rehearsal.
878
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:07,865
Sure, I'll play something
on the piano.
879
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,940
- Past Matt: Are you there?
- Jay: Yeah.
880
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,508
- (piano sounding)
- Matt: I'll go look upstairs.
881
00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,043
(Jay playing piano)
882
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:31,656
(muffled piano)
883
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,527
(Jay playing piano)
884
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:38,429
I feel like
we've played that before.
885
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,198
I feel like we played
that before.
886
00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:42,567
Do a... Just something new.
Do something new.
887
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:51,342
(Jay playing piano)
888
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:57,014
♪
889
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,182
(muffled piano)
890
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,517
(laughing)
891
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,064
Matt.
892
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,198
(grunting)
893
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:15,800
Hey.
894
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,735
(muffled piano continues)
895
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:18,936
What are you doing?
896
00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,306
Oh, this is...
897
00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:25,476
I'm visiting you
in your dream...
898
00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:27,211
to bring you
this idea for a song
899
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,746
to play with the band.
900
00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:30,648
(Jay playing piano)
901
00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:32,216
And this is--
and I'm a spirit.
902
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,786
And I'm a Dickensian spirit
903
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,788
to bring you
the melody of this song.
904
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,623
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do
905
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:39,557
♪ Do-do-do-
do-do-do ♪
906
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,992
Oh, you!
(laughing)
907
00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,728
(Jay repeating melody
on piano)
908
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,196
Good night.
(laughing)
909
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,164
Bye.
910
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:50,001
(exhaling sharply)
911
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,536
(snoring)
912
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,237
(Jay playing piano)
913
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,739
(snoring)
914
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,510
- (snoring softly)
- Got it.
915
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:00,678
(Past Matt snoring)
916
00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:08,186
(footsteps approaching)
917
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,522
Hey.
918
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:14,392
Hey... Bird.
919
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,863
I had a crazy dream.
920
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:21,933
I heard this... song.
921
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:25,036
♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
922
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,839
And you were there,
you were a spirit.
923
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,007
Des-- Descended spirit?
924
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,880
Right...
925
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:36,881
Hey, let's watch some TV.
926
00:43:38,716 --> 00:43:39,750
Reporter:
The H1N1 flu virus...
927
00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,719
(sighing)
H1N1.
928
00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:45,556
Oh, yeah.
It's, uh, swine flu.
929
00:43:45,656 --> 00:43:48,860
Maybe they'll get a, uh...
(laughing)
930
00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:51,128
...a vaccine that they force
us all to take for that.
931
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,134
Past Jay: Oh, I forgot
to tell you about my grandma.
932
00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:59,904
My mom's going to Montreal
right now to visit her.
933
00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,305
She might have to be
put in a home.
934
00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:04,809
Pretty...
935
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,611
It's pretty real stuff,
you know?
936
00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:08,312
Getting old is...
Not looking forward to it.
937
00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:18,322
Matt:
You know, um, the truth is,
938
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,859
if you got a... best friend,
939
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,295
you won't even notice
getting older.
940
00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:25,830
(laughing)
941
00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:31,469
♪
942
00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:33,838
Do you like Russell Peters?
943
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,507
Matt: (sighing loudly)
Okay, big question.
944
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:39,644
He was doing race comedy
at the right...
945
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:42,446
Man, I mean, it's so...
946
00:44:42,547 --> 00:44:44,382
Russell...
Oh, dude, it's 2008?
947
00:44:44,549 --> 00:44:46,284
I don't like him.
948
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:48,619
Matt: Yeah, I'm sayin'
the same thing.
949
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,289
Okay, I, uh, I gotta go.
950
00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:52,890
Past Jay: All right,
well, you know,
951
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:53,658
I'm gonna take a shower
or something and then...
952
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,459
Great.
953
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,894
I'll be ready
in like half hour
954
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,397
and we can go over...
whatever, or something.
955
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:00,598
Go over ever--
Go over what?
956
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,999
Past Jay: That's right.
I don't know.
957
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:02,900
- Get rid of him.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
958
00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:04,201
Right, yes, yes, yes.
959
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:05,703
You want me to light off
some fireworks?
960
00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:07,038
Wonderful.
Fire-- Perfect.
961
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,206
- Yep, good.
- All right.
962
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:10,274
- Matt: Great.
- That was stupid.
963
00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:13,844
Goodbye, Jay.
964
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:16,380
Whew.
965
00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:20,051
(both laughing)
966
00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:24,755
- I was about to make--
- Let's go, let's go.
967
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:26,724
I was about to make
a really big mistake today.
968
00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:29,060
Matt: Sorry.
You what?
969
00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:31,028
I was about to make
a really big mistake today.
970
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:34,665
- This morning...
- Yes?
971
00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:35,900
...I was trying to escape.
972
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:42,006
I was trying to escape.
Leave. You.
973
00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:43,274
The band.
Everything.
974
00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:46,310
(laughing)
975
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:50,081
I thought that I could go
and become famous without you.
976
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,583
I got it,
I got it, I got it.
977
00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:55,519
- (laughing)
- Are you mad?
978
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:56,687
(scoffs)
979
00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:58,222
(mouthing words)
980
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,760
I'm embarrassed.
981
00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:05,696
Why would I be?
982
00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,465
No, I...
983
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:09,900
Why-- Why don't we--
984
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,736
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
985
00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,170
Wait. Are you saying--
So... (muttering)
986
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,942
Okay--
987
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,578
(chuckling)
I'm kidding.
988
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,447
Okay.
989
00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:25,082
Okay, okay,
but the whole point though...
990
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:26,917
The whole point,
the whole point--
991
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:28,953
Matt, wait-- wait.
Hey, where are you going?
992
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,021
Where are you going?
Matt, Matt.
993
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,456
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Ah!
994
00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:33,524
Matt, what are you doing?
995
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,094
We can't change anything.
996
00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:39,296
Hey.
You'll be better off, right?
997
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,465
We're gonna see
who's gonna be better off.
998
00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:42,867
Don't. Stop.
999
00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:46,404
(Past Matt snoring softly)
1000
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:55,079
♪
1001
00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,137
Okay... So...
1002
00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:22,006
(beeping)
1003
00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:24,675
July-- I'm setting
the time machine!
1004
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,311
- (beeping)
- July 10th, 20--
1005
00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:28,345
Jay: Tenth? No, no, no.
We went back on the 12th.
1006
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,314
The 12th.
1007
00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,883
Matt: We're going back
two days earlier.
1008
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,351
So that I can do
the skydive plan myself.
1009
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,622
Fine.
1010
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:58,209
♪
1011
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,011
(zapping)
1012
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:11,122
♪
1013
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,295
Matt: Go!
1014
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:22,900
(engine revving)
1015
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:34,678
♪
1016
00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:37,715
(zapping)
1017
00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,049
(bleep)!
Not again!
1018
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,891
- (groaning)
- (cheering distantly)
1019
00:48:46,991 --> 00:48:49,059
Oh.
(grunting)
1020
00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:52,797
Oh, my God.
1021
00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:54,298
- (groaning)
- (chattering on radio)
1022
00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:55,399
I hit my ass.
1023
00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:01,272
Oh, my God. I hit my ass.
1024
00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:02,940
(panting)
1025
00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:06,911
(laughing)
I hit my ass.
1026
00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:08,813
Bird.
1027
00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:09,780
Radio announcer:
This is Roz and Mocha...
1028
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:14,118
(chattering on radio)
1029
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:16,420
Jay?
1030
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,621
Woman: You're listening to my
boys, Roz and Mocha.
1031
00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:18,422
(grunting)
1032
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,993
Jay?!
1033
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,261
- (bike bell ringing)
- Oh, sorry.
1034
00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:32,937
♪
1035
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:33,537
- (bike bell ringing)
- (gasping)
1036
00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:43,113
♪
1037
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:51,322
Jay?
1038
00:49:58,762 --> 00:49:59,763
I'm home!
1039
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:08,339
Okay.
1040
00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:13,444
It's all the same.
1041
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,114
What the--
1042
00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:26,156
Very funny. Very funny.
1043
00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:29,693
Nice one, Jay!
1044
00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:33,731
(chuckling)
1045
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,299
You gotta give him credit.
That's a good bit.
1046
00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:40,771
So, now I'm the dr--
Now, I'm the drummer.
1047
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,875
(playing drums)
1048
00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:45,843
Man:
Matt?!
1049
00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:47,478
Jay?!
1050
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,013
Man: We figured it
out, buddy.
1051
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,882
Woo! We got it.
We got it. We got it.
1052
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,551
We figured it out.
1053
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:55,853
We've got the plan, okay?
(clapping)
1054
00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:58,555
All right. So...
1055
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,357
So, you know how
we've had trouble
1056
00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:02,526
getting tickets
to the show, right?
1057
00:51:02,626 --> 00:51:05,963
Turns out there is an
additional traunch
1058
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,565
of tickets being
released exclusively
1059
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,068
it Visa Avion
Infinite Privilege
1060
00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:12,403
private banking
card holders, okay?
1061
00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:14,538
Man
Top of the top.
1062
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:16,240
Now, there is one individual
who we know
1063
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:19,076
who has a Visa Avion
Infinite Privilege
1064
00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:21,545
private banking card,
and that is--
1065
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:22,746
My aunt.
1066
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,448
Ethan's aunt.
1067
00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:27,518
Michael and I
arrive to her door,
1068
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:31,221
we share with her
that we, too, are Chinese.
1069
00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:32,156
- What?
- Michael: Our whole lives.
1070
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,657
Our whole lives.
1071
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:35,659
Born-- Born in Chin--
Born in China.
1072
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:36,760
His father's white,
mother's Chinese.
1073
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,395
First language Chinese.
1074
00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:39,830
Both of my parents
are Chinese.
1075
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,966
Okay, okay. So, let me--
let me-- let me get this--
1076
00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:42,967
Let me, uh,
get this straight.
1077
00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:44,234
Man: Okay.
1078
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,440
Jay McCarrol hired you guys.
1079
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:50,240
You're improvisers and you're
here to teach me a lesson--
1080
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,409
You're already off.
1081
00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:54,278
- We're door-to-door salesmen.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1082
00:51:54,411 --> 00:51:57,915
I'm saying
the jig's up, guys.
1083
00:51:58,015 --> 00:52:02,619
Jay hired you to teach me
a lesson about what it's like
1084
00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:05,923
to be on the receiving
end of these insane plans.
1085
00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:09,093
Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that
my plans are so ridiculous.
1086
00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:10,861
I see now that,
1087
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:15,466
yeah, maybe I could be
a little bit more, um...
1088
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,834
What's the word? Why am I
even telling this to you guys?
1089
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:18,769
Okay, yes.
(clapping)
1090
00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:21,472
Congratulations.
Very good.
1091
00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:24,141
That was extremely well done.
1092
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,744
The troika of Matt Johnson
divided into three.
1093
00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:30,614
I love that I've got
an Asian part of me.
1094
00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:33,150
Maybe that's my sensitivity.
(chuckling)
1095
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,787
So, um,
I guess all that's left
1096
00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:38,956
is for me to kick your ass.
1097
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:41,091
- What?
- Dude. Matt.
1098
00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:42,593
- Matt: Who's first?
- What's happening?
1099
00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:44,495
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why do I have this?
1100
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:48,165
Ethan:
Why do you have what?
1101
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,034
Why do I have that?
1102
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,069
- We all have them.
- Dude...
1103
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:52,936
Matt: How did--
1104
00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:01,445
Oh, my God.
1105
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:07,951
Oh, my God.
1106
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:14,825
What is this plan for?
1107
00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:18,629
It's the Jay McCarrol concert.
To get tickets.
1108
00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:24,701
You're trying to get tickets
to a Jay McCarrol concert,
1109
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:25,702
because Jay McCarrol
is a famous musician.
1110
00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:30,140
Yeah.
1111
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:33,010
And I am...
1112
00:53:37,514 --> 00:53:39,016
In a Jay McCarrol
cover band.
1113
00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:41,819
♪
1114
00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:43,821
(panting)
1115
00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:49,560
Whoa! Sorry.
1116
00:53:51,862 --> 00:53:58,735
♪
1117
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:18,889
Yeah.
1118
00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:24,695
He's on everything. Yeah.
1119
00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:31,368
Okay. Nice meeting you.
1120
00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:35,439
(man speaking indistinctly)
1121
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:42,246
♪
1122
00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:42,846
You think you'd be famous
without me?
1123
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,083
You'd be famous right now.
1124
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:50,420
You'd be famous right now.
Right?
1125
00:54:50,521 --> 00:54:52,189
If it weren't for me.
1126
00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:55,792
TTC Voice:
Next stop Chestnut Street.
1127
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,427
Your life would have been
better if you never met me?
1128
00:54:57,528 --> 00:54:58,629
I don't know.
I don't know.
1129
00:54:58,762 --> 00:54:59,997
Well, there's a way
to find out.
1130
00:55:00,164 --> 00:55:01,131
There's a way to find out.
1131
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,099
- Easy. Don't--
- No, no, no.
1132
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,634
We can't change anything.
1133
00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:05,335
Matt: Yeah, well, I know
something we can change.
1134
00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:08,772
(shushing)
1135
00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:11,375
You'll wake him up.
You'll wake him up.
1136
00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:23,287
(all shouting)
1137
00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:26,557
It worked, baby! Okay.
We gotta go! We gotta go!
1138
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,158
Michael:
It was way more fun
1139
00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:29,826
than I thought
it was going to be.
1140
00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:31,361
Ethan:
Got your bag?
1141
00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:32,796
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
Let's go, let's go.
1142
00:55:32,896 --> 00:55:35,365
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen.
1143
00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:36,900
May I have
your attention, please?
1144
00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:41,471
It's time for
the final countdown.
1145
00:55:43,607 --> 00:55:46,610
(audience cheering)
1146
00:55:46,710 --> 00:55:50,147
The show starts in...
1147
00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,181
- (dance music plays)
- ten...
1148
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,984
...nine, eight, seven,
1149
00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:56,987
six, five, four...
1150
00:55:57,154 --> 00:56:00,624
three, two, one. Go!
1151
00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:01,625
(audience cheering)
1152
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:09,032
Jay:
Hello, Toronto!
1153
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,901
(audience cheering)
1154
00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:14,304
- (replaying melody)
- (audience cheering)
1155
00:56:14,404 --> 00:56:18,342
(audience cheering)
1156
00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:22,212
♪ So sorry,
I've missed you ♪
1157
00:56:22,279 --> 00:56:25,249
♪ Hair, always
whipping round ♪
1158
00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:28,919
♪ So high up,
got my chin up ♪
1159
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:31,321
♪ I don't care
if I never come... ♪
1160
00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:33,757
(chattering)
1161
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:35,926
Man: He's not even
breaking a sweat.
1162
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:37,027
- (people chatting)
- He's insane, man.
1163
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,832
Think if I told him
my username he'd remember me?
1164
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,267
- Your what? Sorry?
- From what?
1165
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:44,201
- Oh, from the forums.
- Yeah.
1166
00:56:44,301 --> 00:56:45,035
Man: Maybe.
1167
00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:51,341
Okay. Thank you. Okay.
1168
00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:51,875
I'll be-- I'll be--
I'll be right back.
1169
00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,716
Jay, hey, hey, hey.
No. He's my friend.
1170
00:56:59,883 --> 00:57:01,451
This-- He's my--
He's my best friend.
1171
00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:02,919
He's my best friend.
He's my best friend.
1172
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,588
- Jay: Yeah, no. It's okay.
- Jay, it's me.
1173
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,057
This is crazy I found you.
What the fuck is going on?
1174
00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:09,626
Look at this.
1175
00:57:09,793 --> 00:57:11,862
Okay, I think that we have to
get back in the time machine
1176
00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:13,630
and figure out
how to do this again,
1177
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,632
or, like, some other
version of this,
1178
00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:16,900
because there's gotta be a way
that we can do this
1179
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,235
where we're both, where it's,
like--
1180
00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:19,770
where Nirvanna the Band
gets this.
1181
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:23,573
Guys, you have to meet
my old friend, Matt.
1182
00:57:24,841 --> 00:57:26,043
What?
1183
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:28,312
God. You look good.
1184
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,882
It's been, like, what?
17 years.
1185
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:34,117
Unbelievable.
1186
00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:35,919
You know, we actually
used to have a band together.
1187
00:57:36,019 --> 00:57:37,487
To give you an idea,
it was called...
1188
00:57:37,654 --> 00:57:39,289
- No. No, no.
- ...Nirvanna the Band.
1189
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,123
- Wait.
- (laughing)
1190
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,025
Woman: No way.
1191
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,194
No, no, no. Bird,
you gotta remember. Hold on.
1192
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,063
Jay:
Yeah, yeah. I remember.
1193
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,331
No, no, no. I'm saying you--
No, but you gotta remember.
1194
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:48,632
- You gotta remember.
- Okay.
1195
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:49,399
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah!
1196
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:50,801
Yeah, it's all good.
1197
00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:52,135
Look at me. Look at me.
Bird, it's me.
1198
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,137
It's me. Jay--
1199
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,706
- I hope you've been well.
- Jay. No, no, no.
1200
00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:57,307
You've gotta remember.
Jay. You gotta! No, Jay!
1201
00:57:57,441 --> 00:57:58,709
Jay, Jay, Jay!
You gotta remember!
1202
00:57:58,809 --> 00:57:59,976
Bird, Bird, Bird.
You gotta remember!
1203
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,112
It's me! It's me!
1204
00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:05,015
This isn't right!
We're in the wrong timeline!
1205
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,484
Bird! Jay!
1206
00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:08,251
You guys want
a photo or something?
1207
00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:09,853
Matt: Jay!
1208
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:13,557
(panting)
1209
00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:16,493
Excuse me, sorry. Sorry.
1210
00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:20,163
(car honking)
1211
00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:27,104
♪
1212
00:58:35,445 --> 00:58:36,313
Oh, no.
1213
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:42,285
Jay!
1214
00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:44,521
(voice echoing)
1215
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:45,589
("Never Come Down" playing)
1216
00:58:49,092 --> 00:58:50,427
- (crowd clamouring)
- Jay: Thank you, sir.
1217
00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:53,296
Man
Jay, I love you.
1218
00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:55,031
Man
Looking clean, Jay.
1219
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:58,668
♪ I don't care if
I ever come down ♪
1220
00:58:58,835 --> 00:58:59,603
"Did Jay McCarrol...
1221
00:59:01,004 --> 00:59:02,873
"write
'Never Come Down'?"
1222
00:59:02,973 --> 00:59:05,008
I was in a bad
living situation
1223
00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:06,943
and I was having
a lot of nightmares.
1224
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:09,613
This song came to me in
a dream, it ended up being,
1225
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,648
well, a genius hit song.
1226
00:59:11,748 --> 00:59:13,383
As you guys already
know with this track,
1227
00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:15,485
it is an absolute classic,
1228
00:59:15,585 --> 00:59:18,722
and has sustained
Jay McCarrol's career
1229
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,657
for well over
a decade now at this point.
1230
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:22,259
I heard you're scared
of clowns.
1231
00:59:22,426 --> 00:59:23,727
I'm not afraid of clowns.
1232
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:25,061
But I heard that you were.
1233
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:26,530
(both shouting)
1234
00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:29,199
I'm out here--
Uh-oh. Richard.
1235
00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:32,869
(laughing)
1236
00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:35,071
Jay McCarrol
is in the building!
1237
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,574
- (hosts applauding)
- Hey, guys.
1238
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,042
- Jay, welcome back to it.
- How're you doing?
1239
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:39,676
Mocha: It is so good to
see you here today.
1240
00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:41,878
Wow. Yeah.
1241
00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:43,346
You're here, but you're not
gonna be here for long,
1242
00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:46,183
because you are about to go
and shake the world.
1243
00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,618
And what's sort of going
through your head right now?
1244
00:59:48,785 --> 00:59:50,587
Have you prepped for this?
Can you prep for this?
1245
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,758
(smacking lips)
Yes.
1246
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,693
So, when you go
through these moments,
1247
00:59:56,793 --> 00:59:58,929
whether it's with
a song or a tour
1248
00:59:59,062 --> 01:00:01,164
or a show or an award
or whatever it is,
1249
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,800
we all still have
somebody in our life
1250
01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:05,702
that we want to make proud,
you know what I mean?
1251
01:00:05,802 --> 01:00:07,370
No matter how
successful you get,
1252
01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:09,539
you still have that person
you want to make proud.
1253
01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,575
Like, who's the first
call you make
1254
01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:13,610
when you walk off the stage,
1255
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,312
where you're like, "God,
this, I gotta share this"?
1256
01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:16,346
Who's the call
that you make?
1257
01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:23,186
I, uh--
1258
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,427
Like a-- Like a friend.
Who's your best friend?
1259
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,668
(bleep) Not again! Ah!
1260
01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,937
♪ I don't care if
I never come down ♪
1261
01:00:41,037 --> 01:00:46,042
♪
1262
01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,444
(bleep)
1263
01:00:47,544 --> 01:00:48,278
You good?
1264
01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:52,382
MJ?
1265
01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:53,650
Radio Host: Alright, you are
listening to Jay McCarrol,
1266
01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,952
"Never Come Down."
1267
01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:58,655
And yes, you are listening to
The Roz and Mocha Show.
1268
01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:00,590
Guess what? We are
giving away two tickets
1269
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:04,394
to tonight's show as part of
Jay McCarrol's world tour.
1270
01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:05,929
Roz: All you gotta do
is give us a call right now
1271
01:01:06,029 --> 01:01:07,931
and tell us what
street in Toronto
1272
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:10,834
does Jay McCarrol live on.
1273
01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:13,336
Mocha:
416-870-8888. That is the...
1274
01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:16,206
(women cheering, clapping)
1275
01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:18,842
Matt: (groaning)
Oh, my God, I hit my ass.
1276
01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:25,615
Uh, hello?
1277
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:27,751
I think I live here.
1278
01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:30,153
(gate squealing)
1279
01:01:30,253 --> 01:01:31,821
Man: I got him. I got him.
I got him right here.
1280
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:33,557
I got him out front.
He's right here.
1281
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:35,058
He's right out front
at the front door.
1282
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:36,593
What the hell, man?
Where the fuck you been?
1283
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,762
Yeah. Yeah, he's right--
Just everyone relax.
1284
01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,096
That's why I'm saying
you have to just relax,
1285
01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:41,831
because of course
he's gonna be here.
1286
01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,500
He's here. No, he's
good. He's totally fine.
1287
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:47,170
(crowd cheering)
1288
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:53,109
♪
1289
01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:55,478
Okay, who's first?
Who's first?
1290
01:01:55,579 --> 01:01:56,346
Okay.
1291
01:01:58,148 --> 01:01:58,782
Of course!
1292
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:00,850
Oh, wow.
1293
01:02:02,686 --> 01:02:03,219
That is-- Wow.
So fun.
1294
01:02:09,659 --> 01:02:10,126
Wow. Thank you so much.
1295
01:02:12,996 --> 01:02:13,830
Thank you very much.
1296
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:21,871
(bleep)
1297
01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:25,208
Jay, Jay, Jay!
You gotta remember!
1298
01:02:25,308 --> 01:02:26,743
- You're gonna rip my shirt.
- Bird, Bird, Bird!
1299
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:27,744
You gotta remember!
Jay, you got to remember me!
1300
01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:28,511
- This isn't right!
- Okay. Got it.
1301
01:02:28,612 --> 01:02:30,180
(Matt shouting)
1302
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,848
Um, I'm gonna just
run to the bathroom.
1303
01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:34,217
(Matt shouting distantly)
1304
01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:41,191
♪
1305
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:47,430
(smashing)
1306
01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:49,999
(bleep)
1307
01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:53,069
(bleep)
1308
01:02:53,169 --> 01:03:00,010
♪
1309
01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:09,886
Who's your best friend?
1310
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:19,796
It's all good. It's all good.
It's all good.
1311
01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,131
It's all good.
It's all good.
1312
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:22,766
- It's all good.
- Jay McCarrol, uh,
1313
01:03:22,866 --> 01:03:24,234
we're proud of you, man.
We followed this journey
1314
01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:25,669
right from
the very beginning.
1315
01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:28,138
A Roz and Mocha
fan favourite as well.
1316
01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:30,006
Good luck on the tour.
"Never Come Down"
1317
01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:31,708
is the re-release.
Uh, people are excited.
1318
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,143
You're still wearing
that hat?
1319
01:03:33,276 --> 01:03:35,578
What?
1320
01:03:35,679 --> 01:03:39,482
(laughing)
He's gained weight.
1321
01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:41,284
Mocha: We appreciate you.
We're proud of you.
1322
01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:43,920
We love you. Thank you
so much for visiting us.
1323
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,488
You'll have to forgive
my friend. He's a bit, uh...
1324
01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:49,325
...mentally ill.
1325
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,361
Mocha: Thank you so much for
visiting us once again
1326
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,096
and making time for us
even at the status
1327
01:03:53,196 --> 01:03:54,297
that you're at right now!
1328
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:56,366
He's a bit fat.
He's a bit buff.
1329
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,702
He's my old friend, Matt.
And we're--
1330
01:03:58,868 --> 01:03:59,803
And we're really
happy to see him.
1331
01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:02,772
(laughing)
1332
01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:04,507
I really hope that your life
turned out the way you wanted.
1333
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,176
Can we talk privately
for just two minutes?
1334
01:04:06,309 --> 01:04:08,511
No.
1335
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:09,713
Mocha: Thank you for always
making time for us
1336
01:04:09,879 --> 01:04:11,448
on The Roz and Mocha Show.
1337
01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:12,916
About to embark on
the biggest tour of his life,
1338
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,350
Jay McCarrol, everybody.
1339
01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:16,219
- Man: Mr. McCarrol.
- Jay: Yeah?
1340
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:17,387
I got you in
number three here.
1341
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,155
Jay:
'Kay.
1342
01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:21,458
So, we got you equipped
with in-motion satellite,
1343
01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:25,528
full leather interior,
on-demand hot water,
1344
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:26,629
memory foam mattress.
1345
01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:30,400
We got three TVs
in here for ya.
1346
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,802
Ceramic tile floor.
1347
01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:34,337
You even got your own code
and doorbell.
1348
01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:35,538
- Like, this is way back.
- Woman: Yeah.
1349
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,040
We were opening for
Peter Bjorn and John.
1350
01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:38,308
- Man: Hey, boss man.
- How you doing?
1351
01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:42,078
And Drew Barrymore--
Yeah. Hey.
1352
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:43,680
Drew Barrymore
was there with--
1353
01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:45,081
- Man: With Fab.
- Woman: Oh, my God.
1354
01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,182
- Man: They were together.
- Woman: That's crazy.
1355
01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:48,051
Man: Was it--
Or was it Justin Long?
1356
01:04:48,151 --> 01:04:49,586
Bearded man: No, no,
no. No, no. It was Fab,
1357
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:50,787
'cause I remember
seeing her.
1358
01:04:50,954 --> 01:04:52,055
That moment, like,
that is covered.
1359
01:04:52,188 --> 01:04:53,423
- Man: Fab's in there?
- Yeah.
1360
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:55,091
And then Luke Lalonde
and Mitch Derosier come.
1361
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,793
Woman: From--
They were there?
1362
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:57,694
- Man: Not quite.
- I get this room!
1363
01:05:00,663 --> 01:05:02,665
Man:
Yeah.
1364
01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:04,601
- I mean, I really loved--
- Yeah. He produced it.
1365
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:06,236
(group chattering)
1366
01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:14,711
(sighing)
1367
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,012
...really trying
to wedge his way in
1368
01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:17,547
to be in The Rapture,
1369
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:20,016
and they were like,
"Yeah, man. No, no, no."
1370
01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:21,284
- Like a bit of a--
- Yes.
1371
01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:22,719
Woman:
Mm-hm. I heard that.
1372
01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:24,254
Man:
Yes. Kind of a Jay situation
1373
01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:25,588
where they're like,
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
1374
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:28,758
And they're like-- But--
And then he does go off
1375
01:05:28,892 --> 01:05:29,726
and perform
and do his own thing.
1376
01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:33,930
(chattering)
1377
01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:36,299
- Yes, yeah, and in the--
- He's in that, too?
1378
01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:38,401
- (clapping)
- I had never 100 percent...
1379
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,937
Jay: What's up?
1380
01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:43,239
We're going on tour!
1381
01:05:43,339 --> 01:05:45,041
You guys wanna hook up
the N64? Big screen?
1382
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,244
Um...
1383
01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:51,281
I don't know if
it has the, uh...
1384
01:05:51,414 --> 01:05:53,449
Like, I don't know
if it has that hookup.
1385
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:55,919
Do we have a N64?
1386
01:05:56,019 --> 01:05:59,656
I'm sure we got
a 64 hooked up.
1387
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,090
I think if-- if you brought
one I would play, sure.
1388
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:12,035
I'm bugging you guys.
1389
01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:16,039
Woman: No.
1390
01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:19,142
I was just going to
say about the, uh, the--
1391
01:06:19,275 --> 01:06:21,344
towards the last
part of the book,
1392
01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:24,280
James Murphy, yeah.
Like, when listening--
1393
01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:28,451
(conversation continues
indistinctly)
1394
01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:34,490
(conversation continues
indistinctly)
1395
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,966
No problem. What's that?
1396
01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:43,666
Bird's favourite game.
1397
01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:47,237
Let's have a little fun.
1398
01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:51,407
(clicking)
1399
01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:53,576
(conversation continues
indistinctly)
1400
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:55,445
Man:
Yeah, but, like,
1401
01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:57,113
so many of these stories
start with, like--
1402
01:06:57,213 --> 01:06:58,481
You could say this for,
like, Strokes or Interpol.
1403
01:06:58,615 --> 01:06:59,983
It's like, at the
boarding school in Paris--
1404
01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:01,017
You guys didn't
tell me we had a gun.
1405
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,185
- (gun fires)
- (screaming)
1406
01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:04,020
Woman: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1407
01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:05,088
Fuck!
1408
01:07:06,322 --> 01:07:07,423
Help!
1409
01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:10,326
(sirens blaring)
1410
01:07:12,328 --> 01:07:15,031
Breaking news out of Toronto.
1411
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:18,201
A shooting has occurred outside
the home of Canadian rock star
1412
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,036
Jay McCarrol,
the incident occurring
1413
01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:22,305
on the eve
of Jay's world tour.
1414
01:07:22,405 --> 01:07:25,174
Courtney Heels on the scene.
What more can you tell us?
1415
01:07:25,275 --> 01:07:26,576
Good morning, Marcie.
I can tell you there is
1416
01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:28,311
a pretty heavy police
presence along this road.
1417
01:07:28,411 --> 01:07:30,046
This is Park Lane Circle.
1418
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,015
It's the street
that Jay lives on.
1419
01:07:32,115 --> 01:07:33,182
This is as close to
the scene as we can get.
1420
01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:35,084
And as you reported,
1421
01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:38,021
there is a source
confirming a man, an adult,
1422
01:07:38,121 --> 01:07:39,722
was rushed to hospital with
serious injuries,
1423
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,024
and they were still looking
1424
01:07:41,124 --> 01:07:44,394
for a suspect seen leaving
the area.
1425
01:07:44,527 --> 01:07:46,562
Marcie: Let's take you live
now to the Bridle Path area,
1426
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:49,365
where police are
updating their investigation
1427
01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:51,868
just outside Jay's home.
Let's listen in live.
1428
01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:54,404
...to be here today.
1429
01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:57,407
I know there's a lot of
interest in this incident.
1430
01:07:57,540 --> 01:08:00,243
You can expect to
see an increased presence
1431
01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,545
in this neighbourhood
for the next little while,
1432
01:08:02,645 --> 01:08:03,746
but it's no different
than any other shooting
1433
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,381
or firearm discharge.
1434
01:08:05,548 --> 01:08:07,850
We'll have officers here
looking for witnesses
1435
01:08:07,951 --> 01:08:10,987
to come forward, as well
as be canvassing for video.
1436
01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:12,488
Police were called
to a shooting...
1437
01:08:13,489 --> 01:08:15,158
(panting)
1438
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:22,732
(helicopter whirring)
1439
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:25,501
(siren wailing distantly)
1440
01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:28,805
I just need to go back
1441
01:08:28,972 --> 01:08:30,707
to when we first wrote
on the whiteboard and...
1442
01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:34,110
...then I can undo
all this.
1443
01:08:35,244 --> 01:08:36,579
So, how...
1444
01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:40,483
How do we get back?
1445
01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:42,552
(chuckling)
1446
01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:43,987
I'm trapped
in some kind of hell.
1447
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,255
Maybe it's a dream.
Possible, right?
1448
01:08:46,356 --> 01:08:48,124
Which, Jared, are you?
Who are you?
1449
01:08:48,257 --> 01:08:50,994
You came in with me, right?
I can trust you.
1450
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:51,794
But then what the--
who are you? Right?
1451
01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:55,264
Yeah, but this is--
1452
01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:56,366
but you didn't come in
the time machine with me.
1453
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,267
So you might be
working for them,
1454
01:08:58,368 --> 01:08:59,635
working for this other band,
working for these guys.
1455
01:08:59,769 --> 01:09:01,270
See, if Jay were here, he'd
be sitting there playing
1456
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:02,939
the piano,
and we would solve this!
1457
01:09:03,039 --> 01:09:03,973
We would come up with this.
1458
01:09:04,107 --> 01:09:04,941
- (knocking)
- Aah!
1459
01:09:08,277 --> 01:09:09,278
I'll get it.
1460
01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:16,586
(wind gusting)
1461
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:19,622
Hi. Matt.
1462
01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:22,191
I, uh-- I just wanted to
come and apologize.
1463
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:24,660
Um, you know what?
My security went nuts,
1464
01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:27,764
and I felt bad about the way
that felt in the room.
1465
01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,432
Uh-huh.
1466
01:09:29,532 --> 01:09:30,833
Anyway, I just wanted
to say sorry.
1467
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,101
Okay.
1468
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:33,469
(chuckles)
1469
01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:34,303
Thanks.
1470
01:09:36,472 --> 01:09:40,343
Oh! Also, uh...
1471
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,312
you said something that night
about a time machine.
1472
01:09:43,446 --> 01:09:47,884
♪
1473
01:09:48,051 --> 01:09:50,420
Oh, this is great! Okay.
1474
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,855
(siren sounding
in distance)
1475
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,525
- Jay?
- (siren in distance)
1476
01:09:55,691 --> 01:09:56,626
Oh, you're looking at the--
Yeah, this is the house.
1477
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,230
May be a bit more modest
than you're used to.
1478
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:02,665
Can we go?
1479
01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:07,136
Uh, right.
So, my time machine
1480
01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:08,538
works off of
a very specific fuel.
1481
01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,239
Yeah.
1482
01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:11,074
Do you know what Orbitz are?
It's a--
1483
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,342
Yep. I know what they are.
1484
01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:14,644
Still, man, I got
so much to tell you, but...
1485
01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:16,112
- Uh-huh.
- (siren in distance)
1486
01:10:16,279 --> 01:10:16,546
Okay, so,
I built a time machine!
1487
01:10:16,679 --> 01:10:18,181
Yes.
1488
01:10:18,347 --> 01:10:20,016
And I thought,
wouldn't it be fun...
1489
01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:21,184
- Yeah?
- just for the fun of it...
1490
01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:22,618
Just for the fun, yeah.
1491
01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,020
...we go in it
and we go back--
1492
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:24,854
Pick a date.
1493
01:10:27,290 --> 01:10:30,860
Oh, 2008.
1494
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,830
Okay. And if you wanted to,
like, you could go...
1495
01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:36,432
- You can go anywhere.
- ...two days ago.
1496
01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:38,501
Two days ago? Why would you--
What do you mean? Why go back?
1497
01:10:38,601 --> 01:10:40,236
I spilled some
wine on my pants.
1498
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,737
You're saying, uh,
hypothetically?
1499
01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,372
- Hypothetically.
- Two day-- No problem.
1500
01:10:43,473 --> 01:10:44,574
Why would you go back two--
1501
01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:46,742
- I don't understand.
- Okay.
1502
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:49,278
Talking about a time machine.
We could go visit 2008, Obama.
1503
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,247
- Obamna!
- Yes.
1504
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,082
The only problem is,
I don't have fuel.
1505
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:55,184
There's no, uh, fuel.
1506
01:10:55,284 --> 01:10:57,386
(stammering)
Well-- And why Orbitz?
1507
01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,454
Let's get a little,
uh, beat going.
1508
01:10:58,621 --> 01:11:00,590
(playing steady beat)
1509
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,025
What makes Orbitz powerful?
1510
01:11:03,126 --> 01:11:05,128
What's the magic in Orbitz?
What's the-- what's the--
1511
01:11:05,294 --> 01:11:07,163
what's the special
soul of an Orbitz?
1512
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,397
- (beat stopping)
- Jay: I don't know.
1513
01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:10,566
- The ingredients.
- Oh!
1514
01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:12,368
- (playing steady beat)
- Maybe there's an ingredient
1515
01:11:12,468 --> 01:11:14,103
inside the Orbitz that we
can use. This is--
1516
01:11:14,237 --> 01:11:16,305
Sugar? Cane sugar?
1517
01:11:16,472 --> 01:11:18,741
Both: Gelatin.
1518
01:11:18,841 --> 01:11:22,111
This is sounding
very, uh, like, safe,
1519
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,815
non-swearing rap
from the '80s.
1520
01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:27,550
- Yeah.
- And I'm up there with a mic,
1521
01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:28,684
teaching people the alphabet.
1522
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,889
♪ You got your A, your B
1523
01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:34,123
- ♪ Your C
- (playing hip hop beat)
1524
01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:37,527
♪ Your D, E, F
1525
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:40,463
♪ And don't forget G
1526
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:42,932
And that's a huge,
fat Black guy.
1527
01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:45,501
Bill Cosby's walking around.
1528
01:11:45,668 --> 01:11:48,104
(as Cosby) ♪ If you wanna
learn the alphabet ♪
1529
01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:49,805
♪ Here's what you get
1530
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:53,476
♪ You get A, B, C
1531
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,344
(normal voice) Okay, and--
and the secret message
1532
01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:57,446
of so many of
those things was--
1533
01:11:57,547 --> 01:11:59,015
Okay, so, what are-- What's--
what's in the Orbitz?
1534
01:11:59,182 --> 01:12:02,585
Uh... we know there's
an ingredient in Orbitz,
1535
01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:04,287
and it's not
a normal ingredient.
1536
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,455
The-- The bottle
is smashed.
1537
01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:08,524
There's a list
of ingredients on it.
1538
01:12:08,691 --> 01:12:09,959
- Oh, yes, smashed the bottle.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1539
01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,794
I'm trying to picture.
Like, I remember I was here,
1540
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:14,130
and I had the bottle,
I picked it up,
1541
01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:16,666
I looked at the back...
1542
01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:17,967
I'm seeing right now, you know
what the slogan of this is?
1543
01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:19,635
What?
1544
01:12:19,735 --> 01:12:20,570
"A bolt of lightning
in every bottle."
1545
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,941
It's a pile of (bleep)
in every bottle.
1546
01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:27,043
Those drinks suck!
1547
01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:29,478
"A bolt of lightning in"--
No, what does it say?
1548
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:31,280
- A what? What?
- That's just the tagline
1549
01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,049
that it says on it. "A bolt of
lightning in every bottle."
1550
01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,984
"A bolt of lightning
in every bottle. A bolt..."
1551
01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:36,652
No, no, that's just-- that's
just like, marketing, though.
1552
01:12:36,752 --> 01:12:38,154
- Yeah, but what if it's not?
- But it can't be
1553
01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:40,189
in a liquid bottle.
1554
01:12:40,323 --> 01:12:43,960
How do we know? Two days ago,
time travel wasn't real!
1555
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:46,329
Then I pour a juice on it,
and it works!
1556
01:12:46,429 --> 01:12:47,964
We at least try it!
1557
01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:49,565
We just need to find
a way to get lightning
1558
01:12:49,732 --> 01:12:52,468
to strike the time machine.
1559
01:12:52,568 --> 01:12:53,436
If only we knew when
lightning was gonna hit the...
1560
01:12:55,137 --> 01:12:55,671
Do you know what time it is?
1561
01:12:57,173 --> 01:12:58,708
(thunder crashing)
1562
01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:00,376
I know when lightning's
gonna hit the CN Tower!
1563
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,878
Oh, right!
1564
01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:04,880
What do you mean, "Oh, right?"
What are you talking about,
1565
01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:06,515
"Oh, right?"
How would you know?
1566
01:13:06,616 --> 01:13:08,618
That was a different
version of you.
1567
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:09,885
This hadn't even
happened yet.
1568
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:11,520
I mean, oh, great.
1569
01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:12,855
Did you say, "Oh,
great" or "Oh, right"?
1570
01:13:12,955 --> 01:13:14,257
- I said, "Oh, great."
- Or did you say,
1571
01:13:14,423 --> 01:13:15,625
"Great Scott!"?
Is that what you said?
1572
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,827
- Yes.
- (as Doc Brown) Great Scott!
1573
01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:19,028
This is really
all coming together.
1574
01:13:19,195 --> 01:13:20,396
- Right.
- This is just like
1575
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,931
Back to the Future.
This is insane.
1576
01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:24,533
There would be all the...
(imitating theme)
1577
01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:26,602
No, no. You can't do that.
That's very copywritten.
1578
01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:29,105
Well, if you could just go...
(imitating theme)
1579
01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:31,741
(both imitating theme)
1580
01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:38,381
This is going to be
a copyright nightmare.
1581
01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,082
Like, if you're watching this
in theaters,
1582
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:42,051
thank your lucky
stars because
1583
01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:44,020
this is gonna be the only
screening of this ever.
1584
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,422
- (drumroll)
- (as Doc) 10,000 gigawatts!
1585
01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,257
- (drum sounding)
- Dr. Emmett Brown!
1586
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,659
- (drum sounding)
- Come on!
1587
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:50,526
(Back to the Future
theme playing)
1588
01:13:50,626 --> 01:13:54,430
(tense music playing)
1589
01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:57,199
(people chattering)
1590
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,567
(someone shouting)
1591
01:14:01,337 --> 01:14:02,538
Look, there's Spider-Man.
1592
01:14:02,638 --> 01:14:04,974
(people chattering)
1593
01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,609
(car horns honking)
1594
01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:11,614
Whoa, this is tripping
me out.
1595
01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:14,784
Okay, so, I gotta--
I'm gonna run around there.
1596
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:18,054
You wait, and I'll chuck
the rope down.
1597
01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:20,256
Holy shit, this is crazy.
1598
01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:21,057
I remember you.
1599
01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:24,794
Oh, right,
we never met before.
1600
01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,631
Yeah, okay, sorry.
(chuckling nervously)
1601
01:14:28,764 --> 01:14:29,899
Yeah, right, right,
right, never mind.
1602
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,634
Okay, okay.
I'll see you soon.
1603
01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:37,973
♪
1604
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:38,774
How you doing?
1605
01:14:46,415 --> 01:14:48,451
Hi, no. Sorry. I don't--
1606
01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:49,118
I'm not actually him.
I just look like him.
1607
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:53,589
(grunting)
1608
01:14:56,425 --> 01:14:57,426
Jared, are
you fucking dying?
1609
01:14:57,526 --> 01:15:01,497
Jared:
Yeah. (panting)
1610
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:04,033
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Are you there?
1611
01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:06,068
Matt: Yep.
I'm still climbing, Bird.
1612
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:07,870
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- You're still climbing?
1613
01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:08,304
- Matt: Yes.
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
1614
01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:09,171
Still?
1615
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,241
(straining)
1616
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:17,012
(exhaling sharply)
1617
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:21,384
(straining)
1618
01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:23,319
(wind howling)
1619
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:26,956
Oh, my God.
1620
01:15:27,056 --> 01:15:27,990
(wind howling)
1621
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,028
(straining)
1622
01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:33,796
Holy fuck!
1623
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,201
(walkie-talkie beeps)
1624
01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:42,638
Jay, we made it to the top!
1625
01:15:42,738 --> 01:15:44,740
You've got to clear the way.
Otherwise,
1626
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,876
the rope is going to
demolish whoever it hits.
1627
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:47,676
(chuckling nervously)
How you doing?
1628
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:49,278
Good.
1629
01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:53,182
Uh, yeah, my friend
is just up there.
1630
01:15:56,852 --> 01:15:57,286
Yes.
1631
01:16:00,156 --> 01:16:01,390
Come on.
1632
01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:03,659
(wind howling)
1633
01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:21,710
Sorry. You guys might just
want to move out of the way.
1634
01:16:21,877 --> 01:16:22,645
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Yeah, drop it whenever!
1635
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:26,015
(grunting)
1636
01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:28,083
Whoa.
1637
01:16:35,157 --> 01:16:36,125
- (thudding)
- (people gasping)
1638
01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:37,226
Jay:
Whew. Huh.
1639
01:16:40,362 --> 01:16:41,397
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Okay, I got it!
1640
01:16:41,497 --> 01:16:42,164
(chuckling)
1641
01:16:45,367 --> 01:16:46,068
Where's the knot?
1642
01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:48,904
Got it.
1643
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,976
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Okay, Matt.
1644
01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:54,910
It's all hooked up!
You can pull it up now!
1645
01:16:55,010 --> 01:17:02,117
♪
1646
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,053
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- All right, there she goes!
1647
01:17:04,153 --> 01:17:04,687
(Jay chuckling)
1648
01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:08,858
It's not exactly
inconspicuous.
1649
01:17:08,924 --> 01:17:15,764
♪
1650
01:17:33,949 --> 01:17:36,085
Uh, it's-- it's just-- um...
1651
01:17:38,787 --> 01:17:41,657
Well... this is actually kind
of hard to explain.
1652
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:44,660
(chuckling nervously)
Um...
1653
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:45,928
You see, my friend's
part of, uh,
1654
01:17:46,028 --> 01:17:47,296
a chef, uh, situation
or something.
1655
01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:52,334
(clicking)
1656
01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:56,105
I got a chef excuse going,
but it's not gonna last.
1657
01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:05,314
Okay.
1658
01:18:05,481 --> 01:18:06,115
Okay, we're coming down!
1659
01:18:07,983 --> 01:18:09,919
(Chicago's "Old Days"
playing)
1660
01:18:20,496 --> 01:18:22,998
♪ Old days
1661
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:28,203
♪ Good times I remember
1662
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:30,839
♪ Fun days
1663
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,944
♪ Filled with
simple pleasure ♪
1664
01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:38,981
♪ Drive-in movies
1665
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:44,720
♪ Comic books
and blue jeans ♪
1666
01:18:44,853 --> 01:18:46,455
♪ Howdy Doody
1667
01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:51,560
♪ Baseball cards
and birthdays ♪
1668
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:52,828
♪ Take me back
1669
01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:56,732
♪ To the world gone away
1670
01:18:59,602 --> 01:19:01,036
♪ Memories
1671
01:19:02,871 --> 01:19:04,306
♪ Seem like yesterday
1672
01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:11,213
♪
1673
01:19:19,555 --> 01:19:21,290
(clanging)
1674
01:19:21,457 --> 01:19:23,025
Jay: Here.
1675
01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:24,393
Well, I don't know--
I don't...
1676
01:19:24,493 --> 01:19:25,761
Just get it open!
1677
01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:27,896
(chuckling nervously)
Uh...
1678
01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:34,269
Oh, yes! Okay.
1679
01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:38,073
- It's like flying a kite.
- So, plug that in. Whoo!
1680
01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:39,274
Jay: Do we have to, like,
hot-wire this or something?
1681
01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:40,609
Matt: No, no, you just
plug it in, like that.
1682
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,077
Just plug it into the thing.
1683
01:19:42,177 --> 01:19:44,113
- (car horn honking)
- (chuckles) Jam it in.
1684
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:44,913
(grunting)
1685
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,450
- (chiming)
- Jay: Come on.
1686
01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:49,718
- (chiming)
- Yes!
1687
01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:52,221
Yeah! (laughing)
1688
01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:54,256
Ooh, careful.
1689
01:19:54,356 --> 01:19:55,024
- Sort of close this.
- We just...
1690
01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:03,999
- Yeah, that's good. Right?
- Yeah.
1691
01:20:04,166 --> 01:20:05,100
Excuse me. Are you
going to be here for a while?
1692
01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:08,404
Would you do me a favour
and make sure nobody
1693
01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:09,772
comes up to this while we're
gone and unplugs it
1694
01:20:09,872 --> 01:20:10,406
or anything like that?
1695
01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:14,810
Like, uh...
1696
01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:16,145
Lightning hits at 9:03.
Like, maybe 30 minutes.
1697
01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:20,149
Thank you. Okay.
1698
01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:20,649
- Okay, let's go.
- Great. Okay.
1699
01:20:20,783 --> 01:20:27,623
♪
1700
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,834
Thirteen minutes.
1701
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:41,670
How does this thing work?
Like, how do you set it?
1702
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,405
You type in the date.
You want to see how it works?
1703
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,007
- Yeah, show me.
- You type in-- Watch.
1704
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,643
Okay, so, look.
Month, day, year, time.
1705
01:20:47,810 --> 01:20:49,078
So, the month is, yeah,
1706
01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,846
we'll say... September.
1707
01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:52,848
So, nine, and the day.
1708
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:54,483
Ah, let's say September 26th.
Why not?
1709
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:57,186
And then randomly 2008.
1710
01:20:57,286 --> 01:20:58,987
And then we'll say 10
in the morning,
1711
01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:01,490
just so that
I've got lots of time.
1712
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:04,026
There. See? 2008.
It's gonna be like the end
1713
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,227
of Back to the Future,
but without any of the drama.
1714
01:21:05,394 --> 01:21:07,229
- (alarm sounding)
- Oh!
1715
01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,931
8:50, okay,
it's go time!
1716
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:09,965
Okay! (grunting)
1717
01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:14,470
(grunting)
1718
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:19,608
(straining)
1719
01:21:23,846 --> 01:21:24,613
(grunting)
1720
01:21:26,815 --> 01:21:28,550
Okay.
1721
01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:30,152
(grunting)
1722
01:21:30,252 --> 01:21:32,554
How you guys doing?
1723
01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:34,389
It's, uh-- it's to catch
the streetcar electricity.
1724
01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:39,361
Well, it's a
one-time-only thing.
1725
01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:41,263
(metal creaking)
1726
01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:42,197
Oh, God!
1727
01:21:42,297 --> 01:21:49,138
♪
1728
01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:59,214
(horns honking)
1729
01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:08,457
You guys know what
I'm doing, right?
1730
01:22:08,624 --> 01:22:09,658
(time machine chiming)
1731
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,095
What the hell?
1732
01:22:13,228 --> 01:22:15,230
I'm like Teen Wolf
a little bit, right?
1733
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:17,266
Jay: Matt!
1734
01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:19,768
We got a problem.
1735
01:22:19,902 --> 01:22:20,903
What?
1736
01:22:21,069 --> 01:22:23,739
(horns honking)
1737
01:22:23,839 --> 01:22:25,774
What-- What is it?
1738
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,177
Jay: Look! It got disconnected
from the top of the tower!
1739
01:22:31,046 --> 01:22:31,947
Oh, Matt, you didn't
hook it up right!
1740
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,382
(horns honking)
1741
01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:34,950
(Matt grunting)
1742
01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:36,652
Uh-- uh--
1743
01:22:36,819 --> 01:22:38,687
Okay, I'll be right back.
1744
01:22:38,854 --> 01:22:40,155
I think-- Hey,
where you going?
1745
01:22:40,322 --> 01:22:41,456
Matt, where you going?
1746
01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:42,357
Matt!
1747
01:22:44,693 --> 01:22:46,028
Matt! Matt!
1748
01:22:47,596 --> 01:22:49,097
(bleep) Uh, (bleep).
1749
01:22:49,231 --> 01:22:55,971
♪
1750
01:22:59,508 --> 01:23:00,108
What?
1751
01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:04,513
No. No, no, no, no,
it's good.
1752
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:05,380
(news fanfare plays)
1753
01:23:09,852 --> 01:23:11,587
Anchor: Tonight, we dive into
the story that has captivated
1754
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:14,990
the city of Toronto
over the last 24 hours.
1755
01:23:15,123 --> 01:23:16,892
A shooting
occurred in the tour bus
1756
01:23:17,059 --> 01:23:18,260
parked outside
of the home
1757
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,330
of Canadian rock
star Jay McCarrol.
1758
01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:23,131
In the first major
update of this case,
1759
01:23:23,298 --> 01:23:24,633
police are now
reporting the shooter
1760
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,202
is none other than
Jay McCarrol himself.
1761
01:23:27,302 --> 01:23:28,637
Reporter: That's right, Marci.
He was last spotted
1762
01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:31,139
leaving the area just
outside of his mansion.
1763
01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:33,108
His current whereabouts
are unknown,
1764
01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:35,510
but police believe he may
still be in the city.
1765
01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:37,379
Police are urging
the public to report
1766
01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:39,615
any sightings
of the rock star
1767
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:42,751
while also cautioning them
to keep their distance,
1768
01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:45,621
as he considered to be
armed and dangerous.
1769
01:23:45,721 --> 01:23:47,656
The motive of the shooting
is still unclear,
1770
01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:50,158
but witnesses report
strange behaviour from Jay
1771
01:23:50,325 --> 01:23:52,728
starting when he entered
his tour bus that day.
1772
01:23:52,895 --> 01:23:55,230
- Oh.
- (siren wailing)
1773
01:23:55,397 --> 01:23:58,300
(news fanfare playing)
1774
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,203
Marci: We have breaking
news out of downtown Toronto.
1775
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,039
A man has been spotted
on the tip of the CN Tower.
1776
01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:06,875
CP24's news chopper
is on the scene
1777
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,344
with a live look
at the action.
1778
01:24:09,444 --> 01:24:10,412
Brad, tell us
what you're seeing.
1779
01:24:10,579 --> 01:24:12,114
What exactly
is this man doing?
1780
01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:15,717
Brad:
...exactly what this man...
1781
01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:21,523
♪
1782
01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,297
Oh! Okay.
1783
01:24:30,032 --> 01:24:32,034
I got it!
1784
01:24:32,134 --> 01:24:34,503
Brad: It looks
like an extension cord
1785
01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:37,072
stretching all the way
from the top of the tower
1786
01:24:37,205 --> 01:24:38,240
down to street level.
1787
01:24:38,373 --> 01:24:45,213
♪
1788
01:24:59,061 --> 01:25:01,663
Okay!
(laughing)
1789
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:04,433
(chopper whirring)
1790
01:25:10,739 --> 01:25:13,275
(chiming)
1791
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:17,512
Matt, you did it!
1792
01:25:17,612 --> 01:25:19,448
It's all green!
1793
01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:21,283
Okay, good, I'm coming down!
1794
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:21,917
(downscale chiming)
1795
01:25:24,619 --> 01:25:26,822
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What'd you do?
1796
01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:28,190
Matt: I just plugged it in!
What do you mean?
1797
01:25:28,357 --> 01:25:30,425
No, it's red now!
It's red on the street.
1798
01:25:30,525 --> 01:25:30,959
Matt:
On the street?
1799
01:25:31,093 --> 01:25:37,432
♪
1800
01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:38,567
You (bleep) moron,
you ripped the cable out!
1801
01:25:40,068 --> 01:25:40,936
Oh, no!
1802
01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:44,873
Oh...
1803
01:25:49,044 --> 01:25:50,312
Matt, we are (bleep)!
1804
01:25:50,445 --> 01:25:51,279
Matt: I'm sorry!
1805
01:25:51,446 --> 01:25:53,448
Jay, I'm sorry!
1806
01:25:53,548 --> 01:25:55,450
Jay: I have something
figured out.
1807
01:25:55,617 --> 01:25:57,586
That I fell for another one
of your stupid plans!
1808
01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:04,826
No!
1809
01:26:07,796 --> 01:26:08,563
Oh, Matt!
1810
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:11,600
Oh, God!
1811
01:26:14,903 --> 01:26:17,439
Oh! Yeah!
1812
01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:20,976
(laughing)
1813
01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:22,310
Oh, my God!
1814
01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:25,180
Yeah!
1815
01:26:26,982 --> 01:26:28,617
Yeah!
(laughing)
1816
01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:35,490
♪
1817
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,162
(tires screeching,
horns honking)
1818
01:26:40,295 --> 01:26:40,929
(slamming door)
1819
01:26:42,831 --> 01:26:43,532
(starting RV)
1820
01:26:45,467 --> 01:26:46,501
(tires screeching)
1821
01:26:46,601 --> 01:26:53,442
♪
1822
01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:02,851
(thudding on roof)
1823
01:27:02,951 --> 01:27:05,320
TTC Voice:
Next stop King Street West.
1824
01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:06,988
(door chiming)
1825
01:27:07,089 --> 01:27:07,823
(thudding)
1826
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:14,963
♪
1827
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:16,998
- (door chiming)
- Man: Holy shit.
1828
01:27:17,099 --> 01:27:17,666
- (thudding)
- (Matt grunting)
1829
01:27:22,370 --> 01:27:23,839
Excuse me! Sorry!
1830
01:27:23,939 --> 01:27:27,275
(horns honking)
1831
01:27:27,442 --> 01:27:28,710
(tires screeching,
horn honking)
1832
01:27:28,810 --> 01:27:29,544
Okay.
1833
01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:36,518
♪
1834
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,922
(siren wailing)
1835
01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:42,657
Oh, (bleep).
1836
01:27:42,824 --> 01:27:44,593
- (siren wailing)
- Oh, (bleep)!
1837
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,064
(bleep)
1838
01:27:49,197 --> 01:27:56,037
♪
1839
01:27:58,406 --> 01:27:59,708
(grunting) Oh...
1840
01:28:03,211 --> 01:28:04,312
- (grunting)
- (horns honking)
1841
01:28:04,479 --> 01:28:05,914
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
1842
01:28:06,081 --> 01:28:07,415
(horns honking)
1843
01:28:11,253 --> 01:28:12,454
Oh! What the fuck?
1844
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,227
(Matt grunting)
1845
01:28:19,327 --> 01:28:20,662
(fabric tearing)
1846
01:28:20,829 --> 01:28:22,097
(straining)
1847
01:28:22,197 --> 01:28:22,931
Oh, my God!
1848
01:28:24,866 --> 01:28:26,268
How do I do this?
1849
01:28:26,434 --> 01:28:31,106
(siren wailing)
1850
01:28:31,239 --> 01:28:38,380
♪
1851
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:41,016
- Oh!
- (sirens wailing)
1852
01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:41,950
Matt, what's
going on, buddy?
1853
01:28:42,117 --> 01:28:46,087
(sirens wailing)
1854
01:28:47,455 --> 01:28:49,491
(straining)
1855
01:28:49,624 --> 01:28:50,458
You wanna--
Do you wanna help me?
1856
01:28:52,794 --> 01:28:53,461
Matt: I said-- Oh,
you not from Toronto?
1857
01:29:00,402 --> 01:29:01,436
Welcome to Toronto.
How you doing?
1858
01:29:01,536 --> 01:29:02,470
That's the CN Tower up there.
1859
01:29:04,906 --> 01:29:06,708
Uh, so, I'm trying to
get my cable plugged in here,
1860
01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:07,676
but I can't, uh...
Do you wanna hold
1861
01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:08,810
my walkie-talkie
for me for a second?
1862
01:29:10,478 --> 01:29:12,614
Come on! You motherfucker.
1863
01:29:12,781 --> 01:29:13,949
Jay: Matt, what's
going on with that cable?
1864
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,617
Jesus... Can you press
the return key?
1865
01:29:19,054 --> 01:29:21,356
Bird, we have a problem,
but I'm gonna fix it.
1866
01:29:23,258 --> 01:29:25,026
(chuckling)
This is funny to you?
1867
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:26,328
'Cause, like, my whole life
is riding on this.
1868
01:29:26,461 --> 01:29:27,295
(both laughing)
1869
01:29:27,395 --> 01:29:31,166
(sirens wailing)
1870
01:29:31,299 --> 01:29:36,471
♪
1871
01:29:36,571 --> 01:29:39,040
Pull over!
1872
01:29:39,174 --> 01:29:40,575
Oh, (bleep)!
1873
01:29:40,742 --> 01:29:43,378
- Pull over now!
- Jay: No!
1874
01:29:43,478 --> 01:29:43,845
Officer: Pull
over your vehicle--
1875
01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,046
No!
1876
01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,382
(grunting)
1877
01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:56,691
♪
1878
01:30:08,370 --> 01:30:10,071
- Hypothetically...
- Right.
1879
01:30:10,205 --> 01:30:13,375
If I wanted to go back...
1880
01:30:13,475 --> 01:30:15,410
two days...?
1881
01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:16,711
Two days ago?
Why would you go--
1882
01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:18,546
What do you mean?
Why would you go back?
1883
01:30:18,647 --> 01:30:20,515
I spilled some wine
on my pants.
1884
01:30:20,615 --> 01:30:23,318
Or maybe I...
1885
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:25,220
killed someone.
1886
01:30:25,353 --> 01:30:26,254
(siren wailing)
1887
01:30:26,388 --> 01:30:28,156
(wind gusting)
1888
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:30,425
(siren wailing)
1889
01:30:30,558 --> 01:30:31,760
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Jay: Hey, Matt.
1890
01:30:31,893 --> 01:30:33,595
Uh, everything's going
good back here.
1891
01:30:33,728 --> 01:30:36,164
You haven't missed much.
(chuckling)
1892
01:30:36,331 --> 01:30:37,732
I'm still at the spot,
just waiting for you.
1893
01:30:37,832 --> 01:30:40,902
- (siren wailing)
- Uh, just wondering
1894
01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:44,906
the ETA on that cable
connection.
1895
01:30:45,006 --> 01:30:47,375
Uh, just plug it in,
and then you come back here,
1896
01:30:47,475 --> 01:30:48,677
and I'll be waiting here
for you.
1897
01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:54,916
Matt: Oh, it would
be like in a movie,
1898
01:30:55,016 --> 01:30:56,851
like, where the electricity
goes right through my body.
1899
01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:58,887
- Yeah.
- And I turn into a skeleton.
1900
01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:00,889
(wind blowing)
1901
01:31:00,955 --> 01:31:07,796
♪
1902
01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:14,469
(siren wailing)
1903
01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:15,603
(chiming)
1904
01:31:15,737 --> 01:31:17,906
(siren wailing)
1905
01:31:18,006 --> 01:31:20,975
Oh! Oh, yeah!
1906
01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:22,410
Woo-hoo-hoo!
1907
01:31:22,510 --> 01:31:25,280
(engine roaring)
1908
01:31:25,413 --> 01:31:27,048
(sirens wailing)
1909
01:31:27,115 --> 01:31:32,954
♪
1910
01:31:34,956 --> 01:31:36,624
(engine roaring)
1911
01:31:36,758 --> 01:31:43,565
♪
1912
01:31:58,346 --> 01:32:05,186
♪
1913
01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:09,491
(alarm ringing)
1914
01:32:09,591 --> 01:32:11,192
(lightning crashing)
1915
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:12,360
(sirens sounding)
1916
01:32:12,494 --> 01:32:14,996
(electricity zapping)
1917
01:32:15,130 --> 01:32:16,731
(sirens wailing)
1918
01:32:16,898 --> 01:32:18,800
(electricity zapping)
1919
01:32:26,641 --> 01:32:27,976
(piano playing
pensive song)
1920
01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:46,327
♪
1921
01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:20,428
- Matt: Jay!
- (piano stops)
1922
01:33:20,562 --> 01:33:21,696
I figured it out!
1923
01:33:24,732 --> 01:33:26,534
Okay, so...
1924
01:33:26,634 --> 01:33:29,137
This plan is called
1925
01:33:29,304 --> 01:33:32,540
the Seventh Inning...
1926
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,075
...Skydive.
1927
01:33:36,411 --> 01:33:39,781
So, step one:
we skydive...
1928
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:43,718
into the... SkyDome.
1929
01:33:43,818 --> 01:33:45,753
We, during a game,
1930
01:33:45,854 --> 01:33:49,190
go up the CN Tower...
1931
01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,092
(making beeping sounds)
1932
01:33:51,226 --> 01:33:52,260
Matt?
1933
01:33:55,763 --> 01:33:59,267
You know, maybe we
should go early,
1934
01:33:59,367 --> 01:34:00,268
just in case the weather gets
bad and they shut the dome?
1935
01:34:03,271 --> 01:34:04,939
The wea... Oh. Yeah.
1936
01:34:05,039 --> 01:34:06,808
Okay, yeah,
that's a good point.
1937
01:34:06,975 --> 01:34:09,043
Yeah, we don't wanna get
caught on the roof of the...
1938
01:34:09,143 --> 01:34:10,812
Yeah, okay, sure,
so, we'll go early.
1939
01:34:10,979 --> 01:34:11,946
Uh, right, go early.
1940
01:34:14,015 --> 01:34:18,419
Okay. So,
here's the plan.
1941
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:20,822
("Waters of March" playing)
1942
01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:22,924
♪ A stick, a stone
1943
01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:24,893
♪ It's the end of the road
1944
01:34:24,993 --> 01:34:26,995
♪ It's feeling alone
1945
01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:28,763
♪ It's the weight
of your load ♪
1946
01:34:28,863 --> 01:34:30,798
♪ It's a sliver of glass
1947
01:34:30,932 --> 01:34:33,768
♪ It's life,
it's the sun, it's night ♪
1948
01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:35,937
♪ It's death,
it's a knife, it's a gun ♪
1949
01:34:36,037 --> 01:34:38,339
♪ A flower that blooms
1950
01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:39,908
♪ A fox in the brush
1951
01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:42,210
♪ A knot in the wood
1952
01:34:42,377 --> 01:34:43,845
♪ The song of a thrush
1953
01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:45,847
♪ The mystery of life
1954
01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:47,715
♪ The steps in the hall
1955
01:34:47,882 --> 01:34:49,350
♪ The sound of the wind
1956
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:51,553
♪ And the waterfall
1957
01:34:51,719 --> 01:34:53,421
♪ It's the moon
floating free ♪
1958
01:34:53,488 --> 01:34:54,923
♪ It's the curve
of the slope ♪
1959
01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:56,824
♪ It's an ant, it's a bee
1960
01:34:56,991 --> 01:34:58,793
♪ It's a reason for hope
1961
01:34:58,893 --> 01:35:00,662
♪ And the riverbank sings
1962
01:35:00,795 --> 01:35:02,697
♪ Of the waters of March
1963
01:35:02,864 --> 01:35:04,632
♪ It's the promise
of spring ♪
1964
01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:06,467
♪ It's the joy
in your heart ♪
1965
01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:13,708
♪
1966
01:35:13,841 --> 01:35:18,313
(singing in Portuguese)
1967
01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:25,219
♪
1968
01:35:29,357 --> 01:35:36,230
♪
1969
01:35:36,397 --> 01:35:37,899
♪ A spear, a spike
1970
01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:39,867
♪ A stake, a nail
1971
01:35:40,001 --> 01:35:41,803
♪ It's a drip, it's a drop
1972
01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:44,205
♪ It's the end of the tale
1973
01:35:44,272 --> 01:35:48,042
♪ The dew on the leaf in
the morning light ♪
1974
01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:50,912
♪ The shot of a gun
in the dead of the night ♪
1975
01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:52,814
♪ A mile, a must
1976
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,816
♪ A thrust, a bump
1977
01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:56,718
♪ It's the will to survive
1978
01:35:56,851 --> 01:35:58,653
♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump
1979
01:35:58,753 --> 01:36:00,421
♪ A blueprint of a house
1980
01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:02,056
♪ A body in bed
1981
01:36:02,223 --> 01:36:04,058
♪ A car stuck in the mud
1982
01:36:04,125 --> 01:36:05,693
♪ It's the mud,
it's the mud ♪
1983
01:36:05,793 --> 01:36:07,562
♪ A fish, a flash
1984
01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:09,597
♪ A wish, a wing
1985
01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:11,499
♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove
1986
01:36:11,599 --> 01:36:13,501
♪ It's the promise of spring
1987
01:36:13,568 --> 01:36:16,938
♪ And the riverbank sings of
the waters of March ♪
1988
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:18,873
♪ It's the end of despair
1989
01:36:18,973 --> 01:36:20,675
♪ It's the joy in your heart
1990
01:36:20,742 --> 01:36:27,782
♪
1991
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:55,109
(singing in Portuguese)
1992
01:36:57,378 --> 01:37:04,252
♪
1993
01:37:13,828 --> 01:37:15,763
♪ A stick, a stone
1994
01:37:15,863 --> 01:37:17,498
♪ It's the end of the road
1995
01:37:17,665 --> 01:37:19,167
♪ The stump of a tree
1996
01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:21,069
♪ It's a frog, it's a toad
1997
01:37:21,169 --> 01:37:22,804
♪ A sigh of breath
1998
01:37:22,904 --> 01:37:24,639
♪ A walk, a run
1999
01:37:24,806 --> 01:37:26,507
♪ A life, a death
2000
01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:28,476
♪ The rain, the sun
2001
01:37:28,643 --> 01:37:30,111
♪ And the riverbank sings
2002
01:37:30,211 --> 01:37:32,013
♪ Of the waters of March
2003
01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:33,815
♪ It's the promise of life
2004
01:37:33,948 --> 01:37:35,416
♪ It's the joy in your heart
2005
01:37:35,516 --> 01:37:38,953
(singing in Portuguese)
2006
01:37:40,121 --> 01:37:46,961
♪
2007
01:37:57,505 --> 01:38:00,007
(song fading out)
2008
01:38:02,643 --> 01:38:07,048
(orchestral score plays)
2009
01:38:27,201 --> 01:38:29,036
(orchestra fading,
piano playing)
2010
01:38:36,711 --> 01:38:43,551
♪
2011
01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:36,838
(piano stops)
2012
01:39:37,004 --> 01:39:41,042
(quiet footsteps)
2013
01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:58,793
(door closes)
2014
01:40:06,934 --> 01:40:09,637
(suspenseful music)
2015
01:40:11,939 --> 01:40:15,509
(music intensifies)
2016
01:40:15,643 --> 01:40:17,144
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