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(piano playing melody)

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(melody ending)

3
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- Okay, so, we open up,
- Let's say that--

4
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Are we gonna have any,
like, sort of opening,

5
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like when we get on stage,

6
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or are we just gonna
go right into it?

7
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What I was imagining
was dark stage.

8
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- Yeah.
- Backlight, okay?

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They see, like, just
a silhouette, okay? Of me.

10
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I like it. Okay.

11
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- With my head down.
- Yeah.

12
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And you're at the piano
and you start going...

13
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(imitating piano melody)
Actually...

14
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- Like what?
- (playing upbeat melody)

15
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No, no, no, no, no.

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A little more opening--
opening of a thing,

17
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and I point, and this red
light turns on, and I...

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(playing piano)

19
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And red lights go on
all around.

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- (playing piano)
- Like that.

21
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And then, like, boom!
On my face.

22
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- At the audience, like that.
- (upbeat piano continuing)

23
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Good evening, folks.
What you're about to see

24
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is something you've
never seen before.

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We are Nirvanna the Band.

26
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And you are about to be sent
to the moon!

27
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And then, I do my two-step.

28
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And this is just no talking,

29
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just-- like they just
get to watch me move.

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- (upbeat piano continuing)
- Ah!

31
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Hah! And women
in the crowd are like,

32
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"What the fuck is this?!
Who is this guy?"

33
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(grunting)

34
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You didn't know
this was coming!

35
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And then-- right then,
break down.

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- Boom!
- Right in.

37
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And then, you start
right in the first song,

38
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which is whatever
we feel there.

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If the audience is screaming,

40
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if they're like,
"More, more..."

41
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More opening then. We keep,
like, playing to the audience.

42
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I have a feeling,
that right off the bat,

43
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they're gonna ask
for an encore.

44
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- Okay.
- I think they're gonna be

45
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like, "Again, do
the intro again!"

46
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Matt:
Okay, so, here is the plan.

47
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why does a club book a band?

48
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- Jay: They play good music?
- Matt: No.

49
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- Draw in a good crowd?
- Matt: No.

50
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Jay: Okay.

51
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- Flyers!
- Huh.

52
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Matt:
Flyers that say what?

53
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- Nirvanna the Band.
- Okay.

54
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Flyers that say
Nirvanna the Band,

55
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but what are they
saying to people?

56
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Come see them where?
We don't have a show.

57
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Well, then we're--
We will.

58
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The point of this is to get
The Rivoli to book us, right?

59
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we--

60
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and we'll have
a picture of us on there.

61
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You know what?
Let's make the flyers,

62
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the plan goes perfectly,
we play at The Rivoli tonight.

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Jay, I got a feeling

64
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things are going to work out
okay for us.

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(playing melancholy
piano melody)

66
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♪

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(piano continuing)

68
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- Jay! I figured it out!
- (footsteps thudding)

69
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- Whoo!
- Okay, so...

70
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Whoa!

71
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This plan is called
the Seventh Inning...

72
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Stretch.

73
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...Skydive.

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(chuckling)
Oh.

75
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Step one:
we skydive...

76
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into the...

77
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...SkyDome.

78
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Hold on, wait.

79
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We, during a game, go up
the CN Tower...

80
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(making beeping sounds)

81
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I don't think you can
get up to the very top.

82
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Jump!
(screaming)

83
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Into the open dome.

84
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Whole crowd's gonna go insane
'cause like, "What is this?

85
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"Terrorist attack?"
Actually, we're coming in--

86
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We're gonna have
to have the peace signs...

87
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- Okay, hold on, hold on.
- ...as we float in.

88
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We land in there.

89
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Then, I take the microphone.
Pretend this Orbitz bottle--

90
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Oh, do you know
what Orbitz are?

91
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Pretend it's a microphone.

92
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This is a novelty--
you know what...

93
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- It's our last bottle.
- I...

94
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- Do you know this drink?
- Yes!

95
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I take a microphone.

96
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We've landed.
"Ladies and gentlemen,

97
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"you're probably wondering
why we skydived here--"

98
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skydove here?

99
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"You're probably wondering
why we skydove here."

100
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Skydiven.

101
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- I don't think so. Skydived?
- Hmm.

102
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It's skydived, right?

103
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"You're probably wondering
why we skydived here?"

104
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- Skydived.
- I'm gonna just amend it.

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"Ladies and gentlemen,

106
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"you're probably wondering
why we're here."

107
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Because the skydiving is
implied. They saw us do it.

108
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What are you saying
to everyone?

109
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Except for the blind people.

110
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"For those of you who didn't
see what just happened,

111
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"we skydove."

112
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- I'm in the same trap.
- Tell me the plan.

113
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The--

114
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"A bolt of lightning
in every bottle."

115
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God, I miss this stuff.

116
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This might be the last
bottle of this in existence.

117
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Okay, what is happening
with the SkyDome plan?

118
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Well, let's just...
let's just do it.

119
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(playing fanfare)

120
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you're
probably wondering who we are.

121
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"We are Nirvanna the Band.

122
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"And tonight, we are
playing for one night only,

123
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"an exclusive engagement

124
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"at The Rivoli
at Queen and Spadina.

125
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"We'll see you
there after the game."

126
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(playing triumphant flourish)

127
00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,975
And then, I'll vamp a bit,
and be like,

128
00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,476
"Little bit about us--"

129
00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,612
You there in the stands.

130
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Do you have
a show at The Rivoli?

131
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I'm actually asking that
for me, actually.

132
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We don't have a show at The
Rivoli. I know the answer.

133
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I know, but don't you see?
It's that if you build--

134
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So, we're telling everybody to
go to a show that we don't have.

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If you build it,
they will come.

136
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It's "If you build it,
they will come."

137
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Right?

138
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Are you sure this
is going to work?

139
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This is gonna be the last plan
you and I ever have to do.

140
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And as far as I'm concerned,

141
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we're playing
The Rivoli tonight.

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("Army" by
Ben Folds Five plays)

143
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♪ Well,
I thought about the army ♪

144
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♪ Dad said,
"Son, you're fuckin high" ♪

145
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♪ And I thought, yeah, there's
a first for everything ♪

146
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♪ So I took
my old man's advice ♪

147
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♪ Three sad semesters,
it was only fifteen grand ♪

148
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♪ Spent in bed,
I thought about the army ♪

149
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♪ I dropped out and
joined a band instead ♪

150
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♪

151
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♪ Grew a moustache
and a mullet ♪

152
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♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A ♪

153
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♪ Citing artistic
differences ♪

154
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♪ The band broke up in May ♪

155
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♪ And in June,
reformed without me ♪

156
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♪ And they got
a different name ♪

157
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♪ I nuked another
grandma's apple pie ♪

158
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♪ And hung my head in shame ♪

159
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♪ Oh... ♪

160
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♪ Been thinking a lot today ♪

161
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♪ Been thinking a lot today ♪

162
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♪ Oh-oh ♪

163
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♪ Think I'll
write a screenplay ♪

164
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♪ Oh-oh ♪

165
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♪ Think I'll take it to LA ♪

166
00:07:01,956 --> 00:07:03,958
♪ Oh-oh ♪

167
00:07:04,058 --> 00:07:07,929
♪ I think I'll get it done
yesterday ♪

168
00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:10,631
♪ Aw, shit ♪

169
00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,600
Matt:
Take a good look, Jay.

170
00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,466
This is the last time
you're going to see

171
00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,036
The Rivoli as a citizen.

172
00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:16,570
As a citizen?

173
00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:17,638
'Cause tonight,
we're playing the show.

174
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We're playing the show.

175
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We're going to be
loading in right there.

176
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You'll have your
keyboard under your arm.

177
00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,110
Ah!

178
00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,845
The girls taking
your picture.

179
00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:26,446
The girls are not going
to be taking my picture.

180
00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,481
Oh, yes, they will!

181
00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,917
- You wanna bet?!
- No, they're not!

182
00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,585
Do you wanna bet they're
gonna take your picture?

183
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♪

184
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Hi.

185
00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,837
- Good.
- Uh, it's a parachute.

186
00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:52,472
Actually,
that's what this is for.

187
00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,576
We need something that--
like, that can cut through--

188
00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,012
like, we're going
to be quite up high,

189
00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,680
and I think they're going to
have a safety harness on us

190
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or something like that.

191
00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,851
And would snippers
like this,

192
00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,119
would they be able
to cut through,

193
00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:06,253
like, a kind of harness?

194
00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,694
So, here's-- we are gonna be
up on, um--

195
00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,529
on the CN Tower, in one of--
on the EdgeWalk,

196
00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,566
where we're wearing
the safe--

197
00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,900
I think they put
a safety vest on you,

198
00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:21,469
and we need something
that can, like,

199
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,537
cut through the rope
or the cable on it.

200
00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,238
Do you know what I mean?

201
00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:32,713
But-- Oh, I'm not cutting
through elect--

202
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,015
I'm cutting through fabric,

203
00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:35,316
I'm not cutting through
a live wire.

204
00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:36,283
What happens
if we're not even allowed

205
00:08:36,384 --> 00:08:37,685
in the security with these?

206
00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:47,995
But I think that--

207
00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:55,936
Right. But...

208
00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:58,606
But...

209
00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:13,621
But these will cut
through cable, possibly.

210
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,302
Look, there's Spider-Man.

211
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,870
(car horns honking)

212
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,944
So, how do we get in here?

213
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,446
It might be a little
too high, Matt.

214
00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:40,681
Excuse me.

215
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,749
Is this the line to
get into the CN Tower?

216
00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:45,719
Thanks a lot. I've got to
jump off it, actually.

217
00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:46,320
Where is your accent from?

218
00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:49,223
Oh, nice to meet you.
I'm Matt. How you doing?

219
00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:54,295
Enjoy your trip.
Have a good time.

220
00:09:54,395 --> 00:09:55,696
Okay. All right. So,
we just join the line. Bye.

221
00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:58,666
Jay: Matt,
I'm afraid of heights.

222
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,102
Matt: Shut up.
Hi. How you doing?

223
00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,703
We're just going up the--
we're just going up the tower.

224
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,040
(chuckling)

225
00:10:07,942 --> 00:10:09,143
Just put--
Just put our keys in here?

226
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,094
Jay: I have a wireless mic.
Here.

227
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,396
And pack.

228
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,103
(beeping)

229
00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:40,274
(beeping)

230
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,278
Matt: Oh! Oh, yeah,
I have my clippers.

231
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,713
I have my clippers, too.

232
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,014
I have these... clippers.

233
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,919
Uh, I guess I just have them.
I don't need them.

234
00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:56,824
Matt:
Oh, they're for just cutting

235
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,061
Matt: Sure, sure, sure.

236
00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,482
Matt: No, don't worry.

237
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,383
Thank you.
Don't worry about it.

238
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,024
Thank you.

239
00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:37,331
Man: <i>Are you ready to walk</i>
<i>116 stories above Toronto</i>

240
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,233
<i>with nothing but a harness</i>
<i>securing you?</i>

241
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,569
Jay: Is that how high
up we're going to be?

242
00:11:40,669 --> 00:11:42,036
<i>This is EdgeWalk--</i>

243
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,238
That's not how high up we're
gonna be.

244
00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:45,940
Don't tell me that's how high
up we're gonna be.

245
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,341
Man: <i>...view of Canada's</i>
<i>biggest city</i>

246
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,643
<i>and the knowledge that</i>
<i>you have been truly</i>

247
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,910
<i>on top of the world.</i>

248
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,982
<i>Are you ready to step up and</i>
<i>touch the sky?</i>

249
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,384
Guide: This one goes
on the back,

250
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,852
this one goes on the front.

251
00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:00,187
This one acts like
a seat belt,

252
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,722
so, it will move
with you as you move.

253
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,258
Any sudden actions,
it will lock up...

254
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:05,359
The pad will be bumping
you on the back of the head.

255
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,094
Love that tap,

256
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,262
it means you are still
attached to the rail.

257
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,430
Just don't touch it.

258
00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:15,402
♪

259
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,341
And then, we actually had
a citizenship ceremony

260
00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:23,110
up there once, and we actually
had the judge wear a tux.

261
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,846
We even had proposals
happen out there.

262
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,314
Woman:
What about the ring?

263
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,117
(cheering)

264
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,219
Announcer:
<i>The skies are threatening</i>

265
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,022
<i>and you will be able</i>
<i>to see the SkyDome close,</i>

266
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,526
<i>as we are about to say</i>
<i>so long to the CN tower,</i>

267
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,261
<i>at least, visually.</i>

268
00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:42,263
(beeping)

269
00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:44,498
Guide:
My gosh, guys,

270
00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:47,167
look at that beautiful view

271
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:49,738
that we have
right now hitting us, right?

272
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,642
Oh, my God, guys!
That is a long way down!

273
00:12:53,742 --> 00:12:55,342
Come and take a look,
everybody.

274
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,679
Come and get it! Come here.
There you go.

275
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,813
You go there. Exactly.

276
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,850
(wind gusting)

277
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,319
You're just walking a
Guinness World Record,

278
00:13:05,419 --> 00:13:06,920
EdgeWalk is the highest
external hands-free walk

279
00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,255
in the world...

280
00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,027
- All right.
- Jay: Uh...

281
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,262
Guide: Guys, take a look
all the way down.

282
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,964
Whoa, is that supposed
to do that?

283
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:20,034
- Guide: It's perfect.
- Jay: Okay.

284
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,936
Guide: I'm gonna move
to the front.

285
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:25,272
All right, everybody, now...
welcome to EdgeWalk.

286
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,642
(cheering)

287
00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:29,476
Right now, we are 356...
(static crackles)

288
00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:30,177
(guide speaking indistinctly)

289
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:45,959
Guide: It's the highest
observation deck

290
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:46,827
in the Western Hemisphere.
I can see...

291
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:59,973
♪

292
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:15,590
Jay: No, no!

293
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,759
(screaming)

294
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,294
(radio static hissing)

295
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:32,072
(screaming cutting in and out
on microphone)

296
00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:40,515
Matt: Here we go!

297
00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:42,517
Jay:
The dome is closing!

298
00:14:42,617 --> 00:14:43,117
Matt:
We've got time!

299
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,353
Okay, we're coming in hot!

300
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,020
Oh, too much!

301
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,559
(Matt grunting)
Oh, fuck!

302
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,496
Jay: Oh (bleep)!

303
00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:57,632
- (thudding)
- (groaning)

304
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,068
Matt: Are you all right?

305
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,236
- Are you all right?
- Jay: Get (bleep) off of me!

306
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,605
Matt: Whoa!
I'm trying to help you.

307
00:15:03,705 --> 00:15:05,139
Jay: You pushed me off
the tower!

308
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,841
What, are you crazy?
I thought I was going to die!

309
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,810
Matt:
But you're okay.

310
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,044
- Jay: Oh my God! It's closed!
- Matt: Yeah.

311
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,113
Jay: We didn't even
make it in time!

312
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,982
Matt: Well, maybe there's a
way to open it. Let's try--

313
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,216
Jay: So we almost died and
the plan didn't even work.

314
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,485
Oh my God.
The plan is over.

315
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,987
Matt: You know what, we're
gonna find another way inside.

316
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,723
Jay:
It didn't work. Again!

317
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:24,191
("Borrowed Time"
by Tom Martin plays)

318
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:29,129
♪

319
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,031
♪ Well, did you know ♪

320
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,967
♪ That I was one of those
you left behind ♪

321
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:38,606
♪ You were up and gone
without a goodbye ♪

322
00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:41,910
♪ They all said that you were
not the kind to stick around ♪

323
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:47,147
♪ I only wish I'd known
that it was time ♪

324
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,350
♪ The evenings on the highway
coming down to be with you ♪

325
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:55,022
♪ I couldn't wait to eat
your home-cooked meal ♪

326
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,257
♪ At nighttime,
in the moonlight ♪

327
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,594
Matt: Well, that's ironic.
What did I say,

328
00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:01,495
"next time we see The Rivoli,
it's gonna be..."

329
00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,096
(chuckling) Oh, Jesus.

330
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,067
But you know what?

331
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,368
Maybe we still got time for
another plan. What, uh...

332
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:09,303
Excuse me.
Do you know what time it is?

333
00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:14,609
Thank you very much. 9:03?

334
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,945
Not a lot-- no. We got--

335
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,513
We got a lot of night left.

336
00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,915
Uh, Bird?

337
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,350
Yeah, it's The Rivoli.

338
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,586
Bird.

339
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,522
Oh, Jesus.

340
00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:28,857
Are you guys playing--

341
00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:29,524
Are you guys playing the show
tonight?

342
00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:33,327
Lucky!

343
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,130
What did you have to do
to score that?

344
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:39,901
(thunder crashing)

345
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,170
Did you see that?

346
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,974
Lightning
just hit the CN Tower!

347
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,509
Jay, isn't that
like a bad omen?

348
00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:48,510
We were just there.

349
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,415
Jay!

350
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,919
If you think about it,
we were off by what...

351
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,220
Three minutes?
Two minutes?

352
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,690
That's your classic--
Whoo!

353
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:05,225
If we had a time machine,

354
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,928
we would have fixed that right
away, do you know what I mean?

355
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,029
Oh, Bird, I got an idea!

356
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,469
Forget an idea.
I think I figured it out.

357
00:17:17,572 --> 00:17:20,474
Listen to this:
time machine plan.

358
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,242
Bird,

359
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,947
we pretend to be from
the future.

360
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,248
We build a-- Oh, my God.

361
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,652
We take the RV
in the backyard,

362
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:32,854
deck it out like
the DeLorean in Back-- in--

363
00:17:32,954 --> 00:17:36,323
yeah, in <i>Back to the Future.</i>
We could build, like,

364
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,425
a fake contraption with like--
what do they have?

365
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:39,961
The flux capacitor
and all that stuff,

366
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,129
just like Doc Brown has.

367
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,966
It's like-- like, uh,
dates and times,

368
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,937
in, like, um...
analogue numbers.

369
00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:52,907
And we hire an actor
to pretend to be

370
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:54,976
- a post office guy...
- (flies buzz)

371
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,645
...to um, deliver...
(belching)

372
00:17:57,745 --> 00:18:00,480
...deliver a video, saying
that it's from the past.

373
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,215
So, it's the past and
the future coming together.

374
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,117
That's when we show up,
coughing,

375
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,554
we got the dry ice coming out
of the machine. (coughs)

376
00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:07,689
Bird?

377
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,960
Bird?

378
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,161
Oh, you're-- I see,

379
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,064
you're like,
"Work's done for the day.

380
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,566
"We've done too much.
It's time to play."

381
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,334
No problem.

382
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,971
What's that?
Bird's favourite game?

383
00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:24,505
Okay, ready?

384
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:26,608
Bird.

385
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,676
(toy gun clicking)

386
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:29,544
You're Batman.
(chuckles)

387
00:18:31,579 --> 00:18:32,547
Goodnight, Matt.

388
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:45,560
All right, well...

389
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,561
Uh...

390
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:52,734
Bird, I'm gonna get started!

391
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,802
("Johnny B. Goode"
by Chuck Berry playing)

392
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:02,610
Doc Brown: <i>This readout tells</i>
<i>you where you're going,</i>

393
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,078
<i>this one tells you</i>
<i>where you are,</i>

394
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,847
<i>this one tells you</i>
<i>where you were.</i>

395
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:06,648
<i>You input your destination</i>
<i>time on this keypad.</i>

396
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,452
♪ Deep down in Louisiana
close to New Orleans ♪

397
00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:13,821
♪ Way back up in the woods
among the evergreens ♪

398
00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:15,690
<i>The flux capacitor.</i>

399
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,792
♪ There stood a log cabin
made of earth and wood ♪

400
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,895
♪ Where lived a country boy
named Johnny B. Goode ♪

401
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:23,497
♪ Who never ever learned
to read or write so well ♪

402
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:24,164
♪ But he could play a guitar
just like a-ringin' a bell ♪

403
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,533
(screaming)

404
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,300
♪ Go, go ♪

405
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:30,071
♪ Go, Johnny,
go, go ♪

406
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,840
♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪

407
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,408
♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪

408
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:36,844
♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪

409
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,214
♪ Johnny B. Goode ♪

410
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,752
(phone line ringing)

411
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:51,826
Hi, um...

412
00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:53,961
I was thinking about, uh,

413
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,864
coming to play the open mic.

414
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,800
Matt: Jared!
(knocking)

415
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:02,170
Jared! Hey!

416
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,773
Where do we keep
the old cameras in here?

417
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,042
I need to find the
old cameras from way back.

418
00:20:08,142 --> 00:20:08,976
Jared:
They're in the bin.

419
00:20:13,114 --> 00:20:15,315
Matt:
Oh, yes. Okay.

420
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,018
My name is Matt Johnson,
if you're watching this,

421
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:19,087
I need your help.

422
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:21,354
I mistakenly invented
a time machine,

423
00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:23,558
and I played with it
like a fool.

424
00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:26,094
I went back
to the year 2008,

425
00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:28,563
and I have done something that
has set off a chain of events

426
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,697
that has destroyed
the future!

427
00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:36,871
Oh my God. Okay. And you're
in Ottawa, right? So...

428
00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:43,410
How far away is Ottawa?
I'm in Toronto.

429
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,953
Rivoli,
I am about to appear

430
00:20:52,053 --> 00:20:55,422
in the year 2025,
in your time!

431
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:58,425
And it is of vital importance
that you let me and my band,

432
00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:01,361
Nirvanna the Band, play a
show at the Rivoli tonight,

433
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,364
in order to undo what I did!

434
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,435
So... do you have
to be a band or a duo

435
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:12,507
or can you be... solo?

436
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:16,077
Watch!
It's a full time machine!

437
00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:18,946
I have the flux capacitor,
I have the, uh, batteries...

438
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:21,682
Oh, man, I left my Orbitz
in that stupid thing.

439
00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,151
Let's do it again where
I don't have the-- oh, shit!

440
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:24,351
Oh, fuck! We gotta do it--

441
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,319
No! No! Oh, fuck!

442
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,089
Oh, no!
(blowing)

443
00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:31,692
Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus!
(blowing)

444
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,028
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- (alarm beeping)

445
00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,062
(blowing)
Uh... Oh, my God.

446
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,531
Uh...
(blowing)

447
00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:38,431
Jared: Put it out!
You got it?

448
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,300
Matt: Oh, is that even
gonna do anything?

449
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,401
- Jared: Put it out!
- Yeah, I'm trying to put--

450
00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:44,404
So, I have a show booked,
essentially?

451
00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:50,912
I said I have a show
booked tomorrow?

452
00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,052
See you tomorrow night.
Okay. Thank you.

453
00:21:59,287 --> 00:22:00,054
Bye-bye.

454
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,867
(coughing)
Oh, fuck.

455
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:17,238
And the lights on it
is what made it look good

456
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,707
in the first place.

457
00:22:19,807 --> 00:22:20,675
- Now, it's just like, junk.
- (Crashing)

458
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:21,676
Oh.

459
00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:23,811
Shit.

460
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,509
(birds chirping)

461
00:22:58,012 --> 00:23:01,082
(stairs creaking quietly)

462
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:19,700
(exhaling quietly)

463
00:23:23,971 --> 00:23:28,776
(Jay panting)

464
00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:31,411
("Holiday" by
Turnstile plays)

465
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:39,419
♪

466
00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:43,891
♪ Now it's a holiday ♪

467
00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:50,364
♪ Now it's a holiday ♪

468
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,866
(song continuing
on stereo)

469
00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:00,975
♪ I wanna free up
from the vine ♪

470
00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:01,876
♪ I wanna celebrate ♪

471
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:06,981
♪ Close enough to feel and
now it's time to disappear ♪

472
00:24:07,081 --> 00:24:09,684
♪ I wanna celebrate ♪

473
00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:11,218
♪ So I can never feel
the cold ♪

474
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,120
(engine revving)

475
00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:16,557
(thudding)

476
00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:18,793
♪ ...never feel the cold ♪

477
00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:20,493
♪ I can never feel
the cold ♪

478
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,130
♪ Now it's a holiday ♪

479
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,102
- Ah!
- Ah! (bleep)!

480
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,203
- Aah!
- Jay: Matt?

481
00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:30,738
- Ah!
- Ooh!

482
00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:32,273
(bleep)!

483
00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:33,473
What the (bleep)
are you doing?

484
00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:34,508
- What are you doing?
- Oh, (bleep)!

485
00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:36,744
Hey, Matt.
(laughing)

486
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:38,579
- What is this (bleep)?
- Uh, um.

487
00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:39,680
- I'm being kidnapped?
- Um...

488
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,782
I-- I needed
to just take it.

489
00:24:41,882 --> 00:24:43,985
Okay, hold on.
Just tell me what's going on.

490
00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:45,186
Jay: I will. Yeah, okay.

491
00:24:45,286 --> 00:24:46,620
'Cause I don't
wanna get angry.

492
00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:49,357
- You know how...
- "You know how" what?

493
00:24:49,457 --> 00:24:51,225
- You know how when you--
- "How when" what?

494
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:54,462
- If you just went, uh...
- If you went when how what?

495
00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,430
I'm getting fucked over,
aren't I?

496
00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:58,566
No, no, no,
I was just, um, uh...

497
00:25:05,106 --> 00:25:06,507
Okay, listen to this...

498
00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:09,143
time machine plan.

499
00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:11,278
Matt:
What are you doing?

500
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,714
Doing the time machine plan.

501
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:16,183
Doing-- Doing
the time machine plan?

502
00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:17,151
Did you say you're "Doing
the time machine plan"?

503
00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:20,054
Yeah.

504
00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:21,455
Oh, we're going to
The Rivoli right now?

505
00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:22,490
- Yes.
- Oh!

506
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,025
(engine revving)

507
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,760
That's why
you're driving so fast?

508
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:29,630
Jay: Yeah. Um, and as far
as I'm concerned,

509
00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:32,133
we are playing
the Rivoli tonight.

510
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,567
- Jay, watch out! Watch out!
- (streetcar bell dinging)

511
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,436
- (tires squealing)
- Ah!

512
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:39,707
(grunting)

513
00:25:39,807 --> 00:25:42,676
Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash
of white light, and then a...

514
00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:44,412
And then, it's--
(groaning)

515
00:25:44,513 --> 00:25:45,613
Jay: Where did that
streetcar come from?

516
00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:47,581
(grunting)
Ah, fuck I hit my ass.

517
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:49,283
Oh, my God.

518
00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:50,918
Ah.
(wincing)

519
00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:52,853
How you doin'?

520
00:25:52,953 --> 00:25:54,989
Sorry about this.
(laughing)

521
00:25:55,089 --> 00:25:58,025
It could've been
a lot worse. Right?

522
00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,861
Like, could've been a lot--
could've been a lot worse.

523
00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:02,063
Bird?

524
00:26:04,031 --> 00:26:06,033
You're missing
a great visual joke.

525
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,968
Uh, I'm gonna go.

526
00:26:09,904 --> 00:26:11,872
- Sure, let's go.
- Uh, no, no, no.

527
00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:14,608
- We should clean this up.
- Yeah, let's clean this up.

528
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,776
Oh.
Whoa.

529
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:20,347
Oh, my God.
Look at this.

530
00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:24,285
Oh, my God.

531
00:26:24,385 --> 00:26:26,854
What the hell?

532
00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:28,355
Oh, someone else
got a show at The Rivoli.

533
00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,058
Goddamn it.

534
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:33,594
- You know, I gotta go.
- What?

535
00:26:33,694 --> 00:26:35,830
Oh, 'cause
you're mad about this?

536
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:38,933
We're gonna get the show.
I promise.

537
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:41,235
Hey, look at that, tourists.
Tourists, Bird.

538
00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:44,138
Hi.
Welcome to Toronto.

539
00:26:44,238 --> 00:26:45,840
Come check us out
at The Rivoli later!

540
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,475
Jay: But we don't have
a show...

541
00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:49,176
Well, we-- we
could be playing any day.

542
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,711
(Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get
It Started" plays on speaker)

543
00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:52,480
Uh... Toron...
I know this looks bad.

544
00:26:52,581 --> 00:26:56,150
We just hit this Now Magazine
box with our RV by accident.

545
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,818
This doesn't speak
for Toronto generally.

546
00:26:57,918 --> 00:26:59,887
Enjoy.

547
00:26:59,987 --> 00:27:01,422
Okay, we gotta clean this up
and get outta here.

548
00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:04,492
- Yeah, uh, you know what?
- Yeah?

549
00:27:04,593 --> 00:27:06,827
You clean this up.

550
00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:09,663
I'll take the RV to the shop,
make sure there's no damage.

551
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:11,198
Matt: Come on. We'll move
this thing in two minutes,

552
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,134
if you just help me...
help me lift this up.

553
00:27:13,234 --> 00:27:14,235
Jay:
Yeah, okay.

554
00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:16,737
(grunting)

555
00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:18,105
Matt: I don't know what
the hell you're talking about.

556
00:27:18,205 --> 00:27:20,841
- Let's go see a movie.
- See a...

557
00:27:20,941 --> 00:27:22,776
Let's see a movie together.
Look. We're right here.

558
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:23,677
When's the last time you and
I saw a movie together,

559
00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,547
like friends?

560
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,114
You want to see a movie?

561
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,117
You like that?

562
00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:33,821
Yeah!
Right now?

563
00:27:33,921 --> 00:27:36,056
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
- Hey.

564
00:27:36,157 --> 00:27:38,192
We gotta wait for
The Rivoli to open anyway.

565
00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:39,528
And it's dark in there.

566
00:27:39,628 --> 00:27:41,596
What'd you say?

567
00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:42,763
Jay?

568
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,503
<i>It's the weekend, Budnick.</i>

569
00:27:48,603 --> 00:27:49,170
<i>I don't know you.</i>
<i>You do not exist.</i>

570
00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:51,438
<i>Shit.</i>

571
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,574
(laughing)

572
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:54,175
<i>Nice car.</i>

573
00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:57,344
Jay: I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom.

574
00:27:57,444 --> 00:28:00,714
Matt: What do you mean?
The movie just started.

575
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:01,916
Goodbye, Matt.

576
00:28:05,554 --> 00:28:07,488
What are you doing?

577
00:28:07,589 --> 00:28:08,722
Move!
What...

578
00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:10,424
Sorry.
Yeah.

579
00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:12,326
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, go.

580
00:28:12,426 --> 00:28:15,362
Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.

581
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:16,730
Melissa on screen: <i>Not to</i>
<i>mention, it's pathetic.</i>

582
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:17,666
Goodbye, Matt.

583
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:20,234
Right.

584
00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:21,603
- <i>And the worst part is...</i>
- Jesus Christ.

585
00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:25,072
(music swelling)

586
00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:28,175
(crowd laughing)

587
00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:29,076
Stu:
<i>I was just gonna say that.</i>

588
00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:30,978
Melissa: <i>See?</i>

589
00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:32,713
<i>I just wish your friends</i>
<i>were as mature as you.</i>

590
00:28:32,813 --> 00:28:34,949
<i>They are mature, actually.</i>

591
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:36,651
<i>You just have</i>
<i>to get to know them better.</i>

592
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,018
Phil:
<i>Paging Dr. Faggot!</i>

593
00:28:38,118 --> 00:28:41,155
(audience laughing loudly)

594
00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:42,856
<i>Dr. Faggot!</i>

595
00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:45,292
(audience laughing)

596
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,228
Stu: <i>I should go.</i>

597
00:28:47,328 --> 00:28:48,563
<i>That's a good idea,</i>
<i>Dr. Faggot.</i>

598
00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:52,032
(audience laughing loudly)

599
00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:53,133
Uh-oh.

600
00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:57,938
♪

601
00:28:58,038 --> 00:28:59,541
- (horn honking)
- Oh, I'm sorry!

602
00:28:59,641 --> 00:29:00,241
- (horn honking)
- Sorry!

603
00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:06,447
Okay.

604
00:29:06,548 --> 00:29:09,016
- Matt: Jay. Jay!
- (Jay laughing)

605
00:29:09,116 --> 00:29:10,484
- Jay, Jay!
- Jay: (bleep). Oh, (bleep).

606
00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:14,221
Um, uh, um...

607
00:29:14,321 --> 00:29:15,523
Jay.

608
00:29:15,624 --> 00:29:17,891
Yeah. I was, uh...

609
00:29:17,992 --> 00:29:20,294
Matt: Oh, my God.

610
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:23,831
Oh, God.

611
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,034
I-I can explain this, okay?

612
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,243
Actually, Matt... I need to--

613
00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:37,244
It's 2008.

614
00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:41,849
What?

615
00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:45,553
The time machine worked
somehow and we are in 2008.

616
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,594
Do you--
Do you understand?

617
00:29:52,694 --> 00:29:53,528
We are--
We are time travelers.

618
00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:55,329
Okay, no.

619
00:29:55,429 --> 00:29:57,965
Um, yeah. Look.
I'll prove it to you.

620
00:29:58,065 --> 00:29:59,466
Watch, watch, watch.
The time machine works.

621
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:01,068
Look, okay?
Uh, look.

622
00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:02,970
- (beeping)
- Okay. We'll go to...

623
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:05,540
(beeping, chiming)

624
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,408
Okay, watch this.

625
00:30:07,509 --> 00:30:09,109
- (engine revving)
- Hold onto your butts!

626
00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:12,246
- (engine revving)
- Ah!

627
00:30:12,346 --> 00:30:13,847
I'm accelerating us
to 88 kilom--

628
00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:15,650
or is it miles an hour?

629
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,384
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa...

630
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,986
Matt: Just watch! You'll be
laughing in a second.

631
00:30:19,086 --> 00:30:20,254
- (engine revving)
- Okay. Come on.

632
00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:21,188
Come on!

633
00:30:22,423 --> 00:30:24,491
80. 85!

634
00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:27,629
Can you...
Can you slow down?

635
00:30:27,729 --> 00:30:29,863
Matt:
88! Hold on to something!

636
00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:30,431
(time machine
fizzling, beeping)

637
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:32,466
What?!

638
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:34,468
Oh, no!

639
00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:35,770
Okay, something must be
wrong with this thing.

640
00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:36,837
Hold on. I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.

641
00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:38,506
Goddamn it.

642
00:30:38,606 --> 00:30:39,840
- Okay.
- Okay.

643
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,108
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.

644
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,610
Matt: So this...
2008, this is right.

645
00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:46,847
Was it the time thing?
What is...

646
00:30:46,947 --> 00:30:48,849
Um, all right,
I can figure this out.

647
00:30:48,949 --> 00:30:50,752
- I can figure this out.
- Goodbye, Matt.

648
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,052
Where are you going?!

649
00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,054
Jay!
You can't...

650
00:30:54,154 --> 00:30:55,757
You can't go out there.
It's too... too...

651
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:58,192
What's he doing?
Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no!

652
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:00,194
- (honking RV horn)
- Jay!

653
00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:04,365
Bird, Bird!

654
00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:05,899
- (honking RV horn)
- You can't go out there.

655
00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:16,477
(horns blaring)

656
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:26,420
What year is it?

657
00:31:31,325 --> 00:31:31,992
Oh, (bleep).

658
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:34,428
Oh, (bleep)!

659
00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,601
- Jay: Matt?
- Matt: Yes?

660
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:42,002
- It's 2008.
- I told you!

661
00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,405
(tires screeching)

662
00:31:44,506 --> 00:31:46,306
I'm gonna find a place
to hide this RV.

663
00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:53,347
(tires squealing)

664
00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:54,181
(thudding)

665
00:31:56,049 --> 00:31:57,719
Okay, I think
we're safe here.

666
00:31:57,819 --> 00:31:58,919
We're not safe.

667
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,891
Well, I just mean
nobody's gonna notice us.

668
00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:04,158
You know, you really
(bleep) us up. This is--

669
00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:06,160
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- This is (bleep).

670
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:06,661
You were the one--
I did not do anything.

671
00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:08,395
Huh?

672
00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:10,130
You're the one
who was driving the car.

673
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:13,400
And then, I'm instantly
in a car accident.

674
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,469
I didn't see-- like a
streetcar came out of nowhere.

675
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,405
It didn't come out of nowhere.
It was just there in 2008.

676
00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:20,140
And when we
went through the flash...

677
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,876
- Yeah.
- ...we appeared.

678
00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:23,243
It's just like in
<i>Back to the Future</i> one.

679
00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:25,179
No, or <i>Back to</i>
<i>the Future Two.</i>

680
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,815
It happens in <i>Back to</i>
<i>the Future Three</i> as well.

681
00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:28,783
(bleep). We gotta figure
how to get back.

682
00:32:28,883 --> 00:32:30,984
- Yes.
- How do we even go back?

683
00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:33,086
We must've gone through like
a wormhole or something.

684
00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:36,658
We are trapped in 2008.
The question is

685
00:32:36,758 --> 00:32:40,662
"How can we use this
to get a show at The Rivoli?"

686
00:32:40,762 --> 00:32:44,164
No, hold on. Like, that--
that's secondary now, okay?

687
00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:46,133
First things first.

688
00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:47,936
Okay, so we have travelled...

689
00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:51,573
here, into 2008.

690
00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:52,707
This is us now.

691
00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:54,374
Goddamn it.

692
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:59,313
So, we're gonna go
forwards back to 2025,

693
00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:03,651
but this will be a new 2025
if we change anything here.

694
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,185
Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

695
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,688
It was an Ashton
Kutcher movie.

696
00:33:08,857 --> 00:33:10,658
Both: <i>Butterfly Effect.</i>

697
00:33:10,758 --> 00:33:14,328
Anything we affect could
have insane ramifications.

698
00:33:14,428 --> 00:33:17,097
So our present
can get changed?

699
00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,534
Matt: We could come back
to a future where

700
00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:21,301
The Rivoli doesn't exist.

701
00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:24,171
Or maybe another venue, like
maybe somewhere in Ottawa.

702
00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:26,240
Forget that! What if we come
back and, all of a sudden,

703
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,308
you-- you're not
a piano player anymore?

704
00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:31,579
Maybe I'm a drummer
and we're a ska band.

705
00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:34,381
No Doubt before Gwen Stefani.
Have you heard that music?

706
00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:36,618
Look it up.
Have you heard it?

707
00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:38,686
- Let's keep thinking about--
- Let's focus on the plan.

708
00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,387
You built
a toy time machine.

709
00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,824
- Uh-huh.
- And then it worked...

710
00:33:42,924 --> 00:33:44,291
- Somehow.
- ...but now it's broken.

711
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,362
Maybe you need to just
sort of look under the hood.

712
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:49,864
Wait.

713
00:33:49,964 --> 00:33:52,132
Maybe something's
just loose.

714
00:33:52,232 --> 00:33:55,102
It is broken.
I broke it last night.

715
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,704
I spilled the Orbitz on it.

716
00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:58,973
Jay: Holy (bleep).

717
00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:00,240
Matt: But it's back on.

718
00:34:01,609 --> 00:34:02,442
Oh, my God.

719
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:06,246
- What?
- This--

720
00:34:09,283 --> 00:34:10,952
Oh, no!
I ruined it!

721
00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,353
Oh, I fucking ruined it!

722
00:34:13,453 --> 00:34:15,657
That's too stupid, isn't it?

723
00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:17,725
What?
Tell-- Talk to me.

724
00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:19,928
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

725
00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:21,696
Bird, this is gonna
sound crazy.

726
00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:23,196
What? What did it do?

727
00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:25,833
The Orbitz!
I spilt a bottle of Orbitz.

728
00:34:25,934 --> 00:34:28,201
- Is there any left?
- No. I'm out.

729
00:34:28,302 --> 00:34:30,304
Um, but we just
need to find a way

730
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,739
to get another bottle
or something like that.

731
00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:33,708
But that was
your last bottle.

732
00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:35,810
There wasn't even any left
back now, in 2008.

733
00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:37,879
They stopped
making this in 1999.

734
00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,112
I know, it was such a big deal
when we found that whole--

735
00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:42,449
That's right.

736
00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:44,586
This is my last bottle
in 2025,

737
00:34:44,686 --> 00:34:48,056
but in 2008,
we still have a whole case.

738
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:50,625
At the apartment.
That's where we gotta go.

739
00:34:50,725 --> 00:34:52,359
And that means, you guys,
you can't be out here with--

740
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:54,494
waving your cameras
around like that.

741
00:34:54,596 --> 00:34:56,531
Because, look, they've got
the futuristic video cameras.

742
00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:58,066
- They're looking--
- Exactly, they're like--

743
00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,634
Matt: Look at Luca.
He looks like...

744
00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:02,202
He looks like he's from
<i>The Matrix.</i>

745
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:05,039
So this whole 2008 sequence,
which would be very hard

746
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:07,240
to fake if this were
not really 2008,

747
00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:08,342
will not be filmed.

748
00:35:11,012 --> 00:35:12,379
Oh, use the old camera?

749
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,281
Yeah, okay,
in that case, you can.

750
00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:15,550
Yeah, okay.
You have to use this.

751
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:22,489
♪

752
00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:44,679
Oh, my God.

753
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:49,751
Ah!
Oh, wow.

754
00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:52,120
Goths.

755
00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:53,655
Jay: Wow.

756
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:54,856
Matt: Real goths.

757
00:35:57,525 --> 00:36:00,028
Look at the gothness of it.

758
00:36:00,128 --> 00:36:01,029
They're goths!

759
00:36:01,129 --> 00:36:03,131
Wow.

760
00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:05,033
Men forgot that's a great way

761
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,100
to score girls
way out of your, uh...

762
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:07,635
Matt.

763
00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,837
What?

764
00:36:09,937 --> 00:36:13,875
That guy looks just like me.
See the guy down there?

765
00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:17,111
Matt:
That guy looks like me.

766
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,478
He's got your hat.

767
00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:19,781
Jay, it's us.
That's us.

768
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:21,849
Holy (bleep).

769
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:26,721
Oh, look. They even have
a little Jared.

770
00:36:28,556 --> 00:36:31,159
Jared...
there's you filming us.

771
00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:33,695
Oh, my God.
Look how young he looks.

772
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:35,395
Past Matt: Actually, no, here.
Jay, put one right here.

773
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,197
- Where?
- Put right here.

774
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,265
No, on this side with me.
On this side with me.

775
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,233
- Okay.
- Come to this side.

776
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,136
No, no, no, put one
right against this thing.

777
00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:44,872
- Okay.
- On this side!

778
00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:46,273
What the hell
are we doing?

779
00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:48,042
That's, uh, we're... we're...
It's a plan.

780
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:49,376
This is one of
my classic plans. Look.

781
00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:52,847
Flyer plan!
Oh, my God!

782
00:36:52,947 --> 00:36:54,749
That's a good plan!

783
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:57,885
How did this not work?
We should do this plan again.

784
00:37:03,524 --> 00:37:05,193
Jay, I got a feeling

785
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:06,460
things are gonna
work out okay for us.

786
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:14,035
Is that a cop? Are those
police officers looking at us?

787
00:37:14,135 --> 00:37:16,436
Let's go down this way.
Let's just walk down this way.

788
00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:17,337
Oh, shit!
Hide, hide!

789
00:37:22,143 --> 00:37:23,678
Do you think
that guy looks like me?

790
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:27,414
That guy?
Looks like me.

791
00:37:29,183 --> 00:37:31,853
It's 'cause
he's got that hat.

792
00:37:31,953 --> 00:37:34,155
(laughing)
Sick.

793
00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:34,856
Guy looks like you.

794
00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:39,493
Okay, okay,
this is our chance.

795
00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:41,162
- Come on.
- Yeah, yeah.

796
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,697
- It's caught on my--
- That's my jacket.

797
00:37:42,797 --> 00:37:43,765
- You put it inside out.
- Come on, come on, come on.

798
00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:44,665
Your hat!

799
00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:52,840
Sorry, sorry.

800
00:37:56,144 --> 00:37:58,079
- Uh, okay.
- Okay, let's just go.

801
00:37:58,179 --> 00:37:59,080
- Let's go!
- Matt: Yeah, right.

802
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,313
Oh, God.
Man, it's open.

803
00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:03,084
Remember our old apartment?

804
00:38:03,184 --> 00:38:06,087
- (laughing)
- Okay, all right.

805
00:38:06,187 --> 00:38:07,655
Jay:
Okay, quick in and out.

806
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:08,990
Matt: Yeah, I think
we left the Orbitz

807
00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:10,858
on top of the oven, right?

808
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,727
Jay: Yeah, but we can't
touch anything else.

809
00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:13,961
Matt: Oh, right yeah,
<i>Butterfly Effect.</i>

810
00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:15,530
This is just
like <i>Aladdin.</i>

811
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,231
Touch nothing
but the Orbitz.

812
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,633
Jay: Go.

813
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,402
Okay.
We gotta make it seem--

814
00:38:22,503 --> 00:38:23,871
- They're right there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

815
00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,273
I'm getting the Orbitz,
and then we're outta here.

816
00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:25,940
- Okay.
- Come on, come on.

817
00:38:31,012 --> 00:38:32,747
It's empty.

818
00:38:32,847 --> 00:38:34,148
Jay: Look. Look around.
Look around for them.

819
00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:35,616
- Come on.
- Find 'em!

820
00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,422
Where the fuck are they?

821
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:46,326
(grunting)
Fuckin' loot the place!

822
00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:47,795
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

823
00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:50,164
(muffled talking,
footsteps on stairs)

824
00:38:50,264 --> 00:38:52,834
- Oh, (bleep)!
- Oh, my God.

825
00:38:52,934 --> 00:38:56,537
(muffled talking,
footsteps approaching)

826
00:38:56,637 --> 00:38:58,405
Jay:
No, not Jared, not Jared.

827
00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:00,041
Matt: Why not?
Why not?

828
00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:02,109
(group whispering)

829
00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:03,644
Past Matt: Okay, we gotta
rehearse, we gotta rehearse.

830
00:39:03,744 --> 00:39:05,580
Come on! Come on! Come on!

831
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,747
Past Jay:
Think it's gonna work?

832
00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:08,516
Past Matt: As far as
I'm concerned,

833
00:39:08,616 --> 00:39:10,885
we are playing
The Rivoli tonight.

834
00:39:10,985 --> 00:39:11,953
So, what were we doing
before we left?

835
00:39:12,053 --> 00:39:13,821
(playing piano)

836
00:39:13,921 --> 00:39:15,156
Do I have a driver?
No, I'm driving myself.

837
00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:16,423
Past Jay:
What do we cut to?

838
00:39:16,524 --> 00:39:18,025
Past Matt:
He's on his way there.

839
00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:19,527
- Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh...
- Actually, you know what?

840
00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:21,095
Let's just cut right
to the fight.

841
00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:23,197
Past Jay: Okay.
(playing piano)

842
00:39:23,297 --> 00:39:26,801
You're on your last legs,
Creamed Corn.

843
00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:30,071
You should've thought twice
before you crossed Can Opener.

844
00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:31,606
For God's sakes.

845
00:39:31,706 --> 00:39:32,874
My name is
your arch nemesis--

846
00:39:36,611 --> 00:39:38,846
You shoulda thought twice
before you crossed me...

847
00:39:38,946 --> 00:39:40,915
(muttering)

848
00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:43,317
"Go to jail?"
Did you say, "Go to jail"?

849
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,052
Jared: Could go to jail.

850
00:39:45,152 --> 00:39:47,989
Oh, yeah,
illegal time travel.

851
00:39:48,089 --> 00:39:50,191
- "I hereby sentence you--"
- Is that true?

852
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,159
That's what he's saying,
jail for this.

853
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:53,794
- Jail?
- Jail.

854
00:39:55,229 --> 00:39:56,797
Ridiculous.

855
00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:59,466
Past Matt: I have you now,
Creamed Corn!

856
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:02,169
Let him come fuckin' find me.

857
00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:03,938
Let him find me.

858
00:40:04,038 --> 00:40:05,840
What I'm gonna do.
I'll grab my young self.

859
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:08,109
(imitating thuds)

860
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,878
♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury,
Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪

861
00:40:10,978 --> 00:40:14,081
♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers,
Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪

862
00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:16,817
♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder,
Dynastic Hero ♪

863
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:18,886
♪ Bubble Bobble,
Double Dribble ♪

864
00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:20,788
- ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero ♪
- Jay: I get it.

865
00:40:20,888 --> 00:40:22,957
Past Matt: Creamed corn,
you son of a bitch!

866
00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:24,926
- (piano plays)
- What? You didn't think

867
00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:27,061
a super villain
named Can Opener would be--

868
00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:29,462
(snoring)

869
00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:32,767
I think they're gone.

870
00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:37,538
- Hey.
- What?

871
00:40:37,638 --> 00:40:40,074
Shh, shh.
I think they're gone.

872
00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:41,809
Let's go.
Let's go. Perfect.

873
00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:45,780
- Okay, okay.
- Let's get out.

874
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:52,053
♪

875
00:40:52,153 --> 00:40:54,956
(mouthing words)

876
00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:58,326
Jay, I thought you were--
wanted to sleep.

877
00:40:58,426 --> 00:40:59,694
Let's do--
Let's do a quick rehearsal.

878
00:41:01,929 --> 00:41:02,830
Sure, I'll play something
on the piano.

879
00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:10,871
- Past Matt: Are you there?
- Jay: Yeah.

880
00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:12,472
- (piano sounding)
- Matt: I'll go look upstairs.

881
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,008
(Jay playing piano)

882
00:41:22,116 --> 00:41:26,654
(muffled piano)

883
00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:31,491
(Jay playing piano)

884
00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:33,361
I feel like
we've played that before.

885
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:35,162
I feel like we played
that before.

886
00:41:35,262 --> 00:41:37,531
Do a... Just something new.
Do something new.

887
00:41:41,736 --> 00:41:46,340
(Jay playing piano)

888
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:51,946
♪

889
00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:53,147
(muffled piano)

890
00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,515
(laughing)

891
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:08,029
Matt.

892
00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:09,196
(grunting)

893
00:42:09,296 --> 00:42:10,731
Hey.

894
00:42:10,831 --> 00:42:12,700
(muffled piano continues)

895
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,901
What are you doing?

896
00:42:15,403 --> 00:42:17,238
Oh, this is...

897
00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:20,408
I'm visiting you
in your dream...

898
00:42:20,509 --> 00:42:22,176
to bring you
this idea for a song

899
00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:23,711
to play with the band.

900
00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:25,579
(Jay playing piano)

901
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:27,181
And this is--
and I'm a spirit.

902
00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:29,717
And I'm a Dickensian spirit

903
00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:31,752
to bring you
the melody of this song.

904
00:42:31,852 --> 00:42:33,587
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

905
00:42:33,687 --> 00:42:34,555
♪ Do-do-do-
do-do-do ♪

906
00:42:34,655 --> 00:42:35,956
Oh, you!
(laughing)

907
00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:38,692
(Jay repeating melody
on piano)

908
00:42:38,793 --> 00:42:40,161
Good night.
(laughing)

909
00:42:40,261 --> 00:42:41,128
Bye.

910
00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:44,932
(exhaling sharply)

911
00:42:45,032 --> 00:42:46,467
(snoring)

912
00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,202
(Jay playing piano)

913
00:42:48,302 --> 00:42:49,737
(snoring)

914
00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:54,442
- (snoring softly)
- Got it.

915
00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:55,643
(Past Matt snoring)

916
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,150
(footsteps approaching)

917
00:43:05,152 --> 00:43:06,454
Hey.

918
00:43:06,555 --> 00:43:09,356
Hey... Bird.

919
00:43:11,325 --> 00:43:13,794
I had a crazy dream.

920
00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:16,931
I heard this... song.

921
00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:19,967
♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪

922
00:43:20,067 --> 00:43:22,803
And you were there,
you were a spirit.

923
00:43:22,903 --> 00:43:24,972
Des-- Descended spirit?

924
00:43:28,642 --> 00:43:30,811
Right...

925
00:43:30,911 --> 00:43:31,846
Hey, let's watch some TV.

926
00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:34,682
Reporter:
<i>The H1N1 flu virus...</i>

927
00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:36,684
(sighing)
H1N1.

928
00:43:38,486 --> 00:43:40,488
Oh, yeah.
It's, uh, swine flu.

929
00:43:40,589 --> 00:43:43,791
Maybe they'll get a, uh...
(laughing)

930
00:43:43,891 --> 00:43:46,127
...a vaccine that they force
us all to take for that.

931
00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:52,066
Past Jay: Oh, I forgot
to tell you about my grandma.

932
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,835
My mom's going to Montreal
right now to visit her.

933
00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:56,303
She might have to be
put in a home.

934
00:43:57,572 --> 00:43:59,807
Pretty...

935
00:43:59,907 --> 00:44:01,576
It's pretty real stuff,
you know?

936
00:44:01,675 --> 00:44:03,310
Getting old is...
Not looking forward to it.

937
00:44:09,116 --> 00:44:13,287
Matt:
You know, um, the truth is,

938
00:44:13,387 --> 00:44:16,757
if you got a... best friend,

939
00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:19,226
you won't even notice
getting older.

940
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,828
(laughing)

941
00:44:20,928 --> 00:44:26,467
♪

942
00:44:26,568 --> 00:44:28,802
Do you like Russell Peters?

943
00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:31,506
Matt: (sighing loudly)
Okay, big question.

944
00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:34,609
He was doing race comedy
at the right...

945
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,378
Man, I mean, it's so...

946
00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:39,346
Russell...
Oh, dude, it's 2008?

947
00:44:39,446 --> 00:44:41,215
I don't like him.

948
00:44:41,315 --> 00:44:43,585
Matt: Yeah, I'm sayin'
the same thing.

949
00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:46,220
Okay, I, uh, I gotta go.

950
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,788
Past Jay: All right,
well, you know,

951
00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:48,657
I'm gonna take a shower
or something and then...

952
00:44:48,756 --> 00:44:50,391
Great.

953
00:44:50,491 --> 00:44:51,792
I'll be ready
in like half hour

954
00:44:51,892 --> 00:44:54,361
and we can go over...
whatever, or something.

955
00:44:54,461 --> 00:44:55,564
Go over ever--
Go over what?

956
00:44:55,664 --> 00:44:56,931
Past Jay: That's right.
I don't know.

957
00:44:57,031 --> 00:44:57,865
- Get rid of him.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

958
00:44:57,965 --> 00:44:59,200
Right, yes, yes, yes.

959
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,602
You want me to light off
some fireworks?

960
00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,002
Wonderful.
Fire-- Perfect.

961
00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:04,171
- Yep, good.
- All right.

962
00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:05,239
- Matt: Great.
- That was stupid.

963
00:45:07,576 --> 00:45:08,809
Goodbye, Jay.

964
00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:11,378
Whew.

965
00:45:13,615 --> 00:45:15,049
(both laughing)

966
00:45:17,785 --> 00:45:19,720
- I was about to make--
- Let's go, let's go.

967
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,623
I was about to make
a really big mistake today.

968
00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:23,991
Matt: Sorry.
You what?

969
00:45:24,091 --> 00:45:26,026
I was about to make
a really big mistake today.

970
00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:29,598
- This morning...
- Yes?

971
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:30,898
...I was trying to escape.

972
00:45:34,034 --> 00:45:36,937
I was trying to escape.
Leave. You.

973
00:45:37,037 --> 00:45:38,239
The band.
Everything.

974
00:45:38,339 --> 00:45:41,275
(laughing)

975
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:45,079
I thought that I could go
and become famous without you.

976
00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:47,515
I got it,
I got it, I got it.

977
00:45:47,616 --> 00:45:50,451
- (laughing)
- Are you mad?

978
00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:51,653
(scoffs)

979
00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,187
(mouthing words)

980
00:45:56,357 --> 00:45:57,758
I'm embarrassed.

981
00:45:59,628 --> 00:46:00,629
Why would I be?

982
00:46:00,729 --> 00:46:02,429
No, I...

983
00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:04,832
Why-- Why don't we--

984
00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:06,635
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

985
00:46:06,735 --> 00:46:08,135
Wait. Are you saying--
So... (muttering)

986
00:46:10,838 --> 00:46:12,906
Okay--

987
00:46:13,007 --> 00:46:15,510
(chuckling)
I'm kidding.

988
00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:18,379
Okay.

989
00:46:18,479 --> 00:46:20,014
Okay, okay,
but the whole point though...

990
00:46:20,114 --> 00:46:21,849
The whole point,
the whole point--

991
00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:23,917
Matt, wait-- wait.
Hey, where are you going?

992
00:46:24,018 --> 00:46:24,985
Where are you going?
Matt, Matt.

993
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,388
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Ah!

994
00:46:27,488 --> 00:46:28,489
Matt, what are you doing?

995
00:46:30,424 --> 00:46:32,026
We can't change anything.

996
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,261
Hey.
You'll be better off, right?

997
00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:36,397
We're gonna see
who's gonna be better off.

998
00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:37,831
Don't. Stop.

999
00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:41,368
(Past Matt snoring softly)

1000
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:50,044
♪

1001
00:47:13,702 --> 00:47:15,069
Okay... So...

1002
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,904
(beeping)

1003
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:19,641
July-- I'm setting
the time machine!

1004
00:47:19,741 --> 00:47:22,276
- (beeping)
- July 10th, 20--

1005
00:47:22,376 --> 00:47:23,310
Jay: Tenth? No, no, no.
We went back on the 12th.

1006
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,212
The 12th.

1007
00:47:25,312 --> 00:47:27,848
Matt: We're going back
two days earlier.

1008
00:47:27,948 --> 00:47:29,350
So that I can do
the skydive plan myself.

1009
00:47:32,853 --> 00:47:33,588
Fine.

1010
00:47:46,367 --> 00:47:53,207
♪

1011
00:47:54,676 --> 00:47:55,976
(zapping)

1012
00:47:59,246 --> 00:48:06,086
♪

1013
00:48:11,392 --> 00:48:13,260
Matt: Go!

1014
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:17,898
(engine revving)

1015
00:48:22,804 --> 00:48:29,644
♪

1016
00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:32,680
(zapping)

1017
00:48:32,781 --> 00:48:34,014
(bleep)!
Not again!

1018
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:41,823
- (groaning)
- (cheering distantly)

1019
00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:44,057
Oh.
(grunting)

1020
00:48:45,392 --> 00:48:47,729
Oh, my God.

1021
00:48:47,829 --> 00:48:49,263
- (groaning)
- (chattering on radio)

1022
00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:50,364
I hit my ass.

1023
00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:56,203
Oh, my God. I hit my ass.

1024
00:48:56,303 --> 00:48:57,872
(panting)

1025
00:48:57,971 --> 00:49:01,843
(laughing)
I hit my ass.

1026
00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:03,778
Bird.

1027
00:49:03,878 --> 00:49:04,712
Radio announcer:
<i>This is Roz and Mocha...</i>

1028
00:49:04,813 --> 00:49:09,116
(chattering on radio)

1029
00:49:09,216 --> 00:49:11,318
Jay?

1030
00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:12,554
Woman: <i>You're listening to my</i>
<i>boys, Roz and Mocha.</i>

1031
00:49:12,654 --> 00:49:13,387
(grunting)

1032
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:17,958
Jay?!

1033
00:49:18,058 --> 00:49:19,259
- (bike bell ringing)
- Oh, sorry.

1034
00:49:21,361 --> 00:49:27,902
♪

1035
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:28,502
- (bike bell ringing)
- (gasping)

1036
00:49:31,238 --> 00:49:38,111
♪

1037
00:49:45,419 --> 00:49:46,320
Jay?

1038
00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:54,729
I'm home!

1039
00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:03,337
Okay.

1040
00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:08,408
It's all the same.

1041
00:50:11,144 --> 00:50:12,079
What the--

1042
00:50:18,853 --> 00:50:21,154
Very funny. Very funny.

1043
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,692
Nice one, Jay!

1044
00:50:26,828 --> 00:50:28,696
(chuckling)

1045
00:50:28,796 --> 00:50:30,264
You gotta give him credit.
That's a good bit.

1046
00:50:33,568 --> 00:50:35,737
So, now I'm the dr--
Now, I'm the drummer.

1047
00:50:35,837 --> 00:50:39,807
(playing drums)

1048
00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:40,775
Man:
Matt?!

1049
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:42,409
Jay?!

1050
00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:44,012
Man: We figured it
out, buddy.

1051
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:46,848
Woo! We got it.
We got it. We got it.

1052
00:50:46,948 --> 00:50:49,517
We figured it out.

1053
00:50:49,617 --> 00:50:50,818
We've got the plan, okay?
(clapping)

1054
00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:53,487
All right. So...

1055
00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:55,289
So, you know how
we've had trouble

1056
00:50:55,389 --> 00:50:57,491
getting tickets
to the show, right?

1057
00:50:57,592 --> 00:51:00,929
Turns out there is an
additional traunch

1058
00:51:01,029 --> 00:51:03,497
of tickets being
released exclusively

1059
00:51:03,598 --> 00:51:06,000
it Visa Avion
Infinite Privilege

1060
00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,301
private banking
card holders, okay?

1061
00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:09,469
Man
Top of the top.

1062
00:51:09,571 --> 00:51:11,204
Now, there is one individual
who we know

1063
00:51:11,305 --> 00:51:14,042
who has a Visa Avion
Infinite Privilege

1064
00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:16,476
private banking card,
and that is--

1065
00:51:16,578 --> 00:51:17,679
My aunt.

1066
00:51:17,779 --> 00:51:19,413
Ethan's aunt.

1067
00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:22,482
Michael and I
arrive to her door,

1068
00:51:22,584 --> 00:51:26,186
we share with her
that we, too, are Chinese.

1069
00:51:26,286 --> 00:51:27,120
- What?
- Michael: Our whole lives.

1070
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:28,590
Our whole lives.

1071
00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:30,625
Born-- Born in Chin--
Born in China.

1072
00:51:30,725 --> 00:51:31,759
His father's white,
mother's Chinese.

1073
00:51:31,859 --> 00:51:33,327
First language Chinese.

1074
00:51:33,427 --> 00:51:34,796
Both of my parents
are Chinese.

1075
00:51:34,896 --> 00:51:36,931
Okay, okay. So, let me--
let me-- let me get this--

1076
00:51:37,031 --> 00:51:37,932
Let me, uh,
get this straight.

1077
00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:39,232
Man: Okay.

1078
00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:44,404
Jay McCarrol hired you guys.

1079
00:51:44,505 --> 00:51:45,172
You're improvisers and you're
here to teach me a lesson--

1080
00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:47,341
You're already off.

1081
00:51:47,441 --> 00:51:49,209
- We're door-to-door salesmen.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1082
00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:52,847
I'm saying
the jig's up, guys.

1083
00:51:52,947 --> 00:51:57,552
Jay hired you to teach me
a lesson about what it's like

1084
00:51:57,652 --> 00:52:00,855
to be on the receiving
end of these insane plans.

1085
00:52:00,955 --> 00:52:04,092
Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that
my plans are so ridiculous.

1086
00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:05,793
I see now that,

1087
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:10,464
yeah, maybe I could be
a little bit more, um...

1088
00:52:10,565 --> 00:52:11,799
What's the word? Why am I
even telling this to you guys?

1089
00:52:11,899 --> 00:52:13,768
Okay, yes.
(clapping)

1090
00:52:13,868 --> 00:52:16,436
Congratulations.
Very good.

1091
00:52:16,537 --> 00:52:19,107
That was extremely well done.

1092
00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:21,676
The troika of Matt Johnson
divided into three.

1093
00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:25,546
I love that I've got
an Asian part of me.

1094
00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:28,116
Maybe that's my sensitivity.
(chuckling)

1095
00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:31,719
So, um,
I guess all that's left

1096
00:52:31,819 --> 00:52:33,921
is for me to kick your ass.

1097
00:52:34,022 --> 00:52:36,024
- What?
- Dude. Matt.

1098
00:52:36,124 --> 00:52:37,592
- Matt: Who's first?
- What's happening?

1099
00:52:37,692 --> 00:52:39,493
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why do I have this?

1100
00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:43,097
Ethan:
Why do you have what?

1101
00:52:43,196 --> 00:52:44,966
Why do I have that?

1102
00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:47,035
- We all have them.
- Dude...

1103
00:52:47,135 --> 00:52:47,902
Matt: How did--

1104
00:52:55,576 --> 00:52:56,410
Oh, my God.

1105
00:53:02,016 --> 00:53:02,917
Oh, my God.

1106
00:53:08,923 --> 00:53:09,791
What is this plan for?

1107
00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,594
It's the Jay McCarrol concert.
To get tickets.

1108
00:53:16,898 --> 00:53:19,667
You're trying to get tickets
to a Jay McCarrol concert,

1109
00:53:19,767 --> 00:53:20,702
because Jay McCarrol
is a famous musician.

1110
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:25,073
Yeah.

1111
00:53:25,173 --> 00:53:27,975
And I am...

1112
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,015
In a Jay McCarrol
cover band.

1113
00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:36,784
♪

1114
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:38,786
(panting)

1115
00:53:43,191 --> 00:53:44,559
Whoa! Sorry.

1116
00:53:46,861 --> 00:53:53,735
♪

1117
00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:13,855
Yeah.

1118
00:54:19,127 --> 00:54:19,660
He's on everything. Yeah.

1119
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,299
Okay. Nice meeting you.

1120
00:54:26,399 --> 00:54:30,437
(man speaking indistinctly)

1121
00:54:31,672 --> 00:54:37,211
♪

1122
00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:37,812
You think you'd be famous
without me?

1123
00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,048
You'd be famous right now.

1124
00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:45,352
You'd be famous right now.
Right?

1125
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:47,121
If it weren't for me.

1126
00:54:47,221 --> 00:54:50,792
TTC Voice:
<i>Next stop Chestnut Street.</i>

1127
00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:52,359
Your life would have been
better if you never met me?

1128
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:53,561
I don't know.
I don't know.

1129
00:54:53,661 --> 00:54:54,962
Well, there's a way
to find out.

1130
00:54:55,062 --> 00:54:56,130
There's a way to find out.

1131
00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:57,031
- Easy. Don't--
- No, no, no.

1132
00:54:57,131 --> 00:54:58,566
We can't change anything.

1133
00:54:58,666 --> 00:55:00,300
Matt: Yeah, well, I know
something we can change.

1134
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,704
(shushing)

1135
00:55:03,805 --> 00:55:06,339
You'll wake him up.
You'll wake him up.

1136
00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:18,286
(all shouting)

1137
00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:21,522
It worked, baby! Okay.
We gotta go! We gotta go!

1138
00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:23,090
Michael:
It was way more fun

1139
00:55:23,191 --> 00:55:24,826
than I thought
it was going to be.

1140
00:55:24,926 --> 00:55:26,326
Ethan:
Got your bag?

1141
00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:27,728
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
Let's go, let's go.

1142
00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:30,330
Announcer:
<i>Ladies and gentlemen.</i>

1143
00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:31,866
<i>May I have</i>
<i>your attention, please?</i>

1144
00:55:34,669 --> 00:55:36,436
<i>It's time for</i>
<i>the final countdown.</i>

1145
00:55:38,573 --> 00:55:41,542
(audience cheering)

1146
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:45,046
<i>The show starts in...</i>

1147
00:55:45,146 --> 00:55:46,147
- (dance music plays)
<i>- ten...</i>

1148
00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:48,983
<i>...nine, eight, seven,</i>

1149
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,986
<i>six, five, four...</i>

1150
00:55:52,086 --> 00:55:55,556
<i>three, two, one. Go!</i>

1151
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:56,591
(audience cheering)

1152
00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,998
Jay:
Hello, Toronto!

1153
00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:05,867
(audience cheering)

1154
00:56:05,967 --> 00:56:09,237
- (replaying melody)
- (audience cheering)

1155
00:56:09,337 --> 00:56:13,307
(audience cheering)

1156
00:56:13,406 --> 00:56:17,111
♪ So sorry,
I've missed you ♪

1157
00:56:17,211 --> 00:56:20,214
♪ Hair, always
whipping round ♪

1158
00:56:20,314 --> 00:56:23,885
♪ So high up,
got my chin up ♪

1159
00:56:23,985 --> 00:56:26,287
♪ I don't care
if I never come... ♪

1160
00:56:26,386 --> 00:56:28,656
(chattering)

1161
00:56:28,756 --> 00:56:30,925
Man: He's not even
breaking a sweat.

1162
00:56:31,025 --> 00:56:32,026
- (people chatting)
- He's insane, man.

1163
00:56:34,729 --> 00:56:36,764
Think if I told him
my username he'd remember me?

1164
00:56:36,864 --> 00:56:38,232
- Your what? Sorry?
- From what?

1165
00:56:38,332 --> 00:56:39,133
- Oh, from the forums.
- Yeah.

1166
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,001
Man: Maybe.

1167
00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:46,274
Okay. Thank you. Okay.

1168
00:56:46,374 --> 00:56:46,841
I'll be-- I'll be--
I'll be right back.

1169
00:56:52,914 --> 00:56:54,715
Jay, hey, hey, hey.
No. He's my friend.

1170
00:56:54,815 --> 00:56:56,416
This-- He's my--
He's my best friend.

1171
00:56:56,517 --> 00:56:57,818
He's my best friend.
He's my best friend.

1172
00:56:57,919 --> 00:56:59,553
- Jay: Yeah, no. It's okay.
- Jay, it's me.

1173
00:56:59,654 --> 00:57:01,989
This is crazy I found you.
What the fuck is going on?

1174
00:57:02,089 --> 00:57:04,625
Look at this.

1175
00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,827
Okay, I think that we have to
get back in the time machine

1176
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:08,529
and figure out
how to do this again,

1177
00:57:08,629 --> 00:57:10,598
or, like, some other
version of this,

1178
00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:11,799
because there's gotta be a way
that we can do this

1179
00:57:11,899 --> 00:57:13,200
where we're both, where it's,
like--

1180
00:57:13,301 --> 00:57:14,735
where Nirvanna the Band
gets this.

1181
00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:18,539
Guys, you have to meet
my old friend, Matt.

1182
00:57:19,807 --> 00:57:20,975
What?

1183
00:57:21,075 --> 00:57:23,210
God. You look good.

1184
00:57:23,311 --> 00:57:26,814
It's been, like, what?
17 years.

1185
00:57:26,914 --> 00:57:29,050
Unbelievable.

1186
00:57:29,150 --> 00:57:30,818
You know, we actually
used to have a band together.

1187
00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:32,420
To give you an idea,
it was called...

1188
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,255
- No. No, no.
- ...Nirvanna the Band.

1189
00:57:34,355 --> 00:57:35,089
- Wait.
- (laughing)

1190
00:57:35,189 --> 00:57:36,991
Woman: No way.

1191
00:57:37,091 --> 00:57:39,126
No, no, no. Bird,
you gotta remember. Hold on.

1192
00:57:39,226 --> 00:57:40,995
Jay:
Yeah, yeah. I remember.

1193
00:57:41,095 --> 00:57:42,229
No, no, no. I'm saying you--
No, but you gotta remember.

1194
00:57:42,330 --> 00:57:43,597
- You gotta remember.
- Okay.

1195
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:44,332
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah!

1196
00:57:44,432 --> 00:57:45,733
Yeah, it's all good.

1197
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:47,101
Look at me. Look at me.
Bird, it's me.

1198
00:57:47,201 --> 00:57:49,103
It's me. Jay--

1199
00:57:49,203 --> 00:57:50,638
- I hope you've been well.
- Jay. No, no, no.

1200
00:57:50,738 --> 00:57:52,239
You've gotta remember.
Jay. You gotta! No, Jay!

1201
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,674
Jay, Jay, Jay!
You gotta remember!

1202
00:57:53,774 --> 00:57:54,942
Bird, Bird, Bird.
You gotta remember!

1203
00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:57,078
It's me! It's me!

1204
00:57:57,178 --> 00:57:59,981
This isn't right!
We're in the wrong timeline!

1205
00:58:00,081 --> 00:58:02,450
Bird! Jay!

1206
00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:03,184
You guys want
a photo or something?

1207
00:58:03,284 --> 00:58:04,819
Matt: Jay!

1208
00:58:04,919 --> 00:58:08,522
(panting)

1209
00:58:10,191 --> 00:58:11,491
Excuse me, sorry. Sorry.

1210
00:58:14,028 --> 00:58:15,162
(car honking)

1211
00:58:15,262 --> 00:58:22,069
♪

1212
00:58:30,411 --> 00:58:31,278
Oh, no.

1213
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:37,251
Jay!

1214
00:58:37,351 --> 00:58:39,487
(voice echoing)

1215
00:58:39,587 --> 00:58:40,554
("Never Come Down" playing)

1216
00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:45,359
- (crowd clamouring)
- Jay: Thank you, sir.

1217
00:58:45,459 --> 00:58:48,229
Man
Jay, I love you.

1218
00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:49,997
Man
Looking clean, Jay.

1219
00:58:50,097 --> 00:58:53,667
♪ I don't care if
I ever come down ♪

1220
00:58:53,768 --> 00:58:54,568
"Did Jay McCarrol...

1221
00:58:56,003 --> 00:58:57,772
"write
'Never Come Down'?"

1222
00:58:57,872 --> 00:59:00,007
I was in a bad
living situation

1223
00:59:00,107 --> 00:59:01,909
and I was having
a lot of nightmares.

1224
00:59:02,009 --> 00:59:04,578
This song came to me in
a dream, it ended up being,

1225
00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:06,580
well, a genius hit song.

1226
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,315
As you guys already
know with this track,

1227
00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:10,418
it is an absolute classic,

1228
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:13,654
and has sustained
Jay McCarrol's career

1229
00:59:13,754 --> 00:59:15,589
for well over
a decade now at this point.

1230
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,224
I heard you're scared
of clowns.

1231
00:59:17,324 --> 00:59:18,659
I'm not afraid of clowns.

1232
00:59:18,759 --> 00:59:20,061
But I heard that you were.

1233
00:59:20,161 --> 00:59:21,462
(both shouting)

1234
00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:24,131
I'm out here--
Uh-oh. Richard.

1235
00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:27,802
(laughing)

1236
00:59:27,902 --> 00:59:30,037
Jay McCarrol
is in the building!

1237
00:59:30,137 --> 00:59:32,541
- (hosts applauding)
- Hey, guys.

1238
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,008
- Jay, welcome back to it.
- How're you doing?

1239
00:59:34,108 --> 00:59:34,608
Mocha: It is so good to
see you here today.

1240
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,777
Wow. Yeah.

1241
00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:38,279
You're here, but you're not
gonna be here for long,

1242
00:59:38,379 --> 00:59:41,148
because you are about to go
and shake the world.

1243
00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:43,584
And what's sort of going
through your head right now?

1244
00:59:43,684 --> 00:59:45,586
Have you prepped for this?
Can you prep for this?

1245
00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:49,723
(smacking lips)
Yes.

1246
00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:51,625
So, when you go
through these moments,

1247
00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:53,861
whether it's with
a song or a tour

1248
00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:56,130
or a show or an award
or whatever it is,

1249
00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:58,766
we all still have
somebody in our life

1250
00:59:58,866 --> 01:00:00,634
that we want to make proud,
you know what I mean?

1251
01:00:00,734 --> 01:00:02,303
No matter how
successful you get,

1252
01:00:02,403 --> 01:00:04,472
you still have that person
you want to make proud.

1253
01:00:04,573 --> 01:00:06,508
Like, who's the first
call you make

1254
01:00:06,607 --> 01:00:08,609
when you walk off the stage,

1255
01:00:08,709 --> 01:00:10,277
where you're like, "God,
this, I gotta share this"?

1256
01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:11,312
Who's the call
that you make?

1257
01:00:16,951 --> 01:00:18,152
I, uh--

1258
01:00:22,857 --> 01:00:25,392
Like a-- Like a friend.
Who's your best friend?

1259
01:00:31,799 --> 01:00:33,568
(bleep) Not again! Ah!

1260
01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:35,903
<i>♪ I don't care if</i>
<i>I never come down ♪</i>

1261
01:00:36,003 --> 01:00:41,008
♪

1262
01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:42,376
(bleep)

1263
01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:43,244
You good?

1264
01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:47,248
MJ?

1265
01:00:47,348 --> 01:00:48,649
Radio Host: <i>Alright, you are</i>
<i>listening to Jay McCarrol,</i>

1266
01:00:48,749 --> 01:00:50,851
<i>"Never Come Down."</i>

1267
01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:53,588
<i>And yes, you are listening to</i>
<i>The Roz and Mocha Show.</i>

1268
01:00:53,687 --> 01:00:55,524
<i>Guess what? We are</i>
<i>giving away two tickets</i>

1269
01:00:55,624 --> 01:00:59,260
<i>to tonight's show as part of</i>
<i>Jay McCarrol's world tour.</i>

1270
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,861
Roz: <i>All you gotta do</i>
<i>is give us a call right now</i>

1271
01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:02,897
<i>and tell us what</i>
<i>street in Toronto</i>

1272
01:01:02,997 --> 01:01:05,733
<i>does Jay McCarrol live on.</i>

1273
01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:08,269
Mocha:
<i>416-870-8888. That is the...</i>

1274
01:01:08,369 --> 01:01:11,172
(women cheering, clapping)

1275
01:01:11,272 --> 01:01:13,841
Matt: (groaning)
Oh, my God, I hit my ass.

1276
01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:20,549
Uh, hello?

1277
01:01:20,649 --> 01:01:22,716
I think I live here.

1278
01:01:22,816 --> 01:01:25,085
(gate squealing)

1279
01:01:25,186 --> 01:01:26,720
Man: I got him. I got him.
I got him right here.

1280
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,523
I got him out front.
He's right here.

1281
01:01:28,623 --> 01:01:29,990
He's right out front
at the front door.

1282
01:01:30,090 --> 01:01:31,560
What the hell, man?
Where the fuck you been?

1283
01:01:31,660 --> 01:01:33,694
Yeah. Yeah, he's right--
Just everyone relax.

1284
01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:35,062
That's why I'm saying
you have to just relax,

1285
01:01:35,162 --> 01:01:36,730
because of course
he's gonna be here.

1286
01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:38,465
He's here. No, he's
good. He's totally fine.

1287
01:01:38,567 --> 01:01:42,169
(crowd cheering)

1288
01:01:42,269 --> 01:01:48,075
♪

1289
01:01:48,175 --> 01:01:50,411
Okay, who's first?
Who's first?

1290
01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:51,345
Okay.

1291
01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:53,747
Of course!

1292
01:01:55,282 --> 01:01:55,849
Oh, wow.

1293
01:01:57,652 --> 01:01:58,219
That is-- Wow.
So fun.

1294
01:02:04,593 --> 01:02:05,092
Wow. Thank you so much.

1295
01:02:07,962 --> 01:02:08,796
Thank you very much.

1296
01:02:16,136 --> 01:02:16,870
(bleep)

1297
01:02:18,673 --> 01:02:20,140
Jay, Jay, Jay!
You gotta remember!

1298
01:02:20,241 --> 01:02:21,710
- You're gonna rip my shirt.
- Bird, Bird, Bird!

1299
01:02:21,809 --> 01:02:22,677
You gotta remember!
Jay, you got to remember me!

1300
01:02:22,776 --> 01:02:23,477
- This isn't right!
- Okay. Got it.

1301
01:02:23,578 --> 01:02:25,112
(Matt shouting)

1302
01:02:25,212 --> 01:02:26,780
Um, I'm gonna just
run to the bathroom.

1303
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,183
(Matt shouting distantly)

1304
01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:36,156
♪

1305
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:42,429
(smashing)

1306
01:02:44,164 --> 01:02:44,965
(bleep)

1307
01:02:47,101 --> 01:02:48,035
(bleep)

1308
01:02:48,135 --> 01:02:54,975
♪

1309
01:03:03,551 --> 01:03:04,852
Who's your best friend?

1310
01:03:13,427 --> 01:03:14,729
It's all good. It's all good.
It's all good.

1311
01:03:14,828 --> 01:03:16,130
It's all good.
It's all good.

1312
01:03:16,230 --> 01:03:17,699
- It's all good.
- Jay McCarrol, uh,

1313
01:03:17,798 --> 01:03:19,166
we're proud of you, man.
We followed this journey

1314
01:03:19,266 --> 01:03:20,635
right from
the very beginning.

1315
01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:23,037
A Roz and Mocha
fan favourite as well.

1316
01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:24,938
Good luck on the tour.
"Never Come Down"

1317
01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:26,641
is the re-release.
Uh, people are excited.

1318
01:03:26,741 --> 01:03:28,075
You're still wearing
that hat?

1319
01:03:28,175 --> 01:03:30,512
What?

1320
01:03:30,612 --> 01:03:34,415
(laughing)
He's gained weight.

1321
01:03:34,516 --> 01:03:36,183
Mocha: We appreciate you.
We're proud of you.

1322
01:03:36,283 --> 01:03:38,852
We love you. Thank you
so much for visiting us.

1323
01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:40,487
You'll have to forgive
my friend. He's a bit, uh...

1324
01:03:42,423 --> 01:03:44,258
...mentally ill.

1325
01:03:44,358 --> 01:03:46,327
Mocha: Thank you so much for
visiting us once again

1326
01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,028
and making time for us
even at the status

1327
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:49,196
that you're at right now!

1328
01:03:49,296 --> 01:03:51,332
He's a bit fat.
He's a bit buff.

1329
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:53,668
He's my old friend, Matt.
And we're--

1330
01:03:53,768 --> 01:03:54,736
And we're really
happy to see him.

1331
01:03:54,835 --> 01:03:57,706
(laughing)

1332
01:03:57,806 --> 01:03:59,473
I really hope that your life
turned out the way you wanted.

1333
01:03:59,574 --> 01:04:01,175
Can we talk privately
for just two minutes?

1334
01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:03,477
No.

1335
01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:04,679
Mocha: Thank you for always
making time for us

1336
01:04:04,779 --> 01:04:06,380
on The Roz and Mocha Show.

1337
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,881
About to embark on
the biggest tour of his life,

1338
01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:09,283
Jay McCarrol, everybody.

1339
01:04:09,383 --> 01:04:11,185
- Man: Mr. McCarrol.
- Jay: Yeah?

1340
01:04:11,285 --> 01:04:12,353
I got you in
number three here.

1341
01:04:12,453 --> 01:04:14,154
Jay:
'Kay.

1342
01:04:14,254 --> 01:04:16,390
So, we got you equipped
with in-motion satellite,

1343
01:04:16,490 --> 01:04:20,494
full leather interior,
on-demand hot water,

1344
01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:21,596
memory foam mattress.

1345
01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:25,366
We got three TVs
in here for ya.

1346
01:04:25,466 --> 01:04:27,736
Ceramic tile floor.

1347
01:04:27,836 --> 01:04:29,236
You even got your own code
and doorbell.

1348
01:04:29,336 --> 01:04:30,505
- Like, this is way back.
- Woman: Yeah.

1349
01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:31,972
We were opening for
Peter Bjorn and John.

1350
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,240
- Man: Hey, boss man.
- How you doing?

1351
01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:36,977
And Drew Barrymore--
Yeah. Hey.

1352
01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:38,646
Drew Barrymore
was there with--

1353
01:04:38,747 --> 01:04:40,047
- Man: With Fab.
- Woman: Oh, my God.

1354
01:04:40,147 --> 01:04:41,115
- Man: They were together.
- Woman: That's crazy.

1355
01:04:41,215 --> 01:04:42,950
Man: Was it--
Or was it Justin Long?

1356
01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:44,552
Bearded man: No, no,
no. No, no. It was Fab,

1357
01:04:44,652 --> 01:04:45,720
'cause I remember
seeing her.

1358
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,987
That moment, like,
that is covered.

1359
01:04:47,087 --> 01:04:48,355
- Man: Fab's in there?
- Yeah.

1360
01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:49,990
And then Luke Lalonde
and Mitch Derosier come.

1361
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:51,760
Woman: From--
They were there?

1362
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:52,660
- Man: Not quite.
- I get this room!

1363
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,599
Man:
Yeah.

1364
01:04:57,699 --> 01:04:59,567
- I mean, I really loved--
- Yeah. He produced it.

1365
01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,235
(group chattering)

1366
01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:09,711
(sighing)

1367
01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:10,944
...really trying
to wedge his way in

1368
01:05:11,044 --> 01:05:12,446
to be in The Rapture,

1369
01:05:12,547 --> 01:05:14,948
and they were like,
"Yeah, man. No, no, no."

1370
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:16,250
- Like a bit of a--
- Yes.

1371
01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:17,652
Woman:
Mm-hm. I heard that.

1372
01:05:17,752 --> 01:05:19,186
Man:
Yes. Kind of a Jay situation

1373
01:05:19,286 --> 01:05:20,588
where they're like,
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

1374
01:05:20,688 --> 01:05:23,691
And they're like-- But--
And then he does go off

1375
01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:24,659
and perform
and do his own thing.

1376
01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:28,863
(chattering)

1377
01:05:28,962 --> 01:05:31,265
- Yes, yeah, and in the--
- He's in that, too?

1378
01:05:31,365 --> 01:05:33,367
- (clapping)
- I had never 100 percent...

1379
01:05:33,467 --> 01:05:35,870
Jay: What's up?

1380
01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:38,172
We're going on tour!

1381
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:40,007
You guys wanna hook up
the N64? Big screen?

1382
01:05:41,543 --> 01:05:43,210
Um...

1383
01:05:43,310 --> 01:05:46,213
I don't know if
it has the, uh...

1384
01:05:46,313 --> 01:05:48,382
Like, I don't know
if it has that hookup.

1385
01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:50,852
Do we have a N64?

1386
01:05:50,951 --> 01:05:54,556
I'm sure we got
a 64 hooked up.

1387
01:05:54,656 --> 01:05:56,056
I think if-- if you brought
one I would play, sure.

1388
01:06:06,133 --> 01:06:07,000
I'm bugging you guys.

1389
01:06:09,036 --> 01:06:10,971
Woman: No.

1390
01:06:11,071 --> 01:06:14,074
I was just going to
say about the, uh, the--

1391
01:06:14,174 --> 01:06:16,310
towards the last
part of the book,

1392
01:06:16,410 --> 01:06:19,246
James Murphy, yeah.
Like, when listening--

1393
01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:23,450
(conversation continues
indistinctly)

1394
01:06:25,319 --> 01:06:29,490
(conversation continues
indistinctly)

1395
01:06:35,128 --> 01:06:37,899
No problem. What's that?

1396
01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:38,666
Bird's favourite game.

1397
01:06:40,869 --> 01:06:42,202
Let's have a little fun.

1398
01:06:44,071 --> 01:06:46,373
(clicking)

1399
01:06:46,473 --> 01:06:48,510
(conversation continues
indistinctly)

1400
01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:50,410
Man:
Yeah, but, like,

1401
01:06:50,512 --> 01:06:52,045
so many of these stories
start with, like--

1402
01:06:52,145 --> 01:06:53,447
You could say this for,
like, Strokes or Interpol.

1403
01:06:53,548 --> 01:06:54,983
It's like, at the
boarding school in Paris--

1404
01:06:55,082 --> 01:06:55,984
You guys didn't
tell me we had a gun.

1405
01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:57,117
- (gun fires)
- (screaming)

1406
01:06:57,217 --> 01:06:58,953
Woman: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1407
01:06:59,052 --> 01:07:00,053
Fuck!

1408
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,389
Help!

1409
01:07:02,489 --> 01:07:05,292
(sirens blaring)

1410
01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:09,998
Breaking news out of Toronto.

1411
01:07:10,097 --> 01:07:13,166
A shooting has occurred outside
the home of Canadian rock star

1412
01:07:13,267 --> 01:07:15,003
Jay McCarrol,
the incident occurring

1413
01:07:15,102 --> 01:07:17,237
on the eve
of Jay's world tour.

1414
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:20,073
Courtney Heels on the scene.
What more can you tell us?

1415
01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:21,543
Good morning, Marcie.
I can tell you there is

1416
01:07:21,643 --> 01:07:23,243
a pretty heavy police
presence along this road.

1417
01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:25,013
This is Park Lane Circle.

1418
01:07:25,112 --> 01:07:26,915
It's the street
that Jay lives on.

1419
01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:28,115
This is as close to
the scene as we can get.

1420
01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:30,050
And as you reported,

1421
01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:32,954
there is a source
confirming a man, an adult,

1422
01:07:33,053 --> 01:07:34,689
was rushed to hospital with
serious injuries,

1423
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:35,924
and they were still looking

1424
01:07:36,024 --> 01:07:39,359
for a suspect seen leaving
the area.

1425
01:07:39,459 --> 01:07:41,563
Marcie: Let's take you live
now to the Bridle Path area,

1426
01:07:41,663 --> 01:07:44,364
where police are
updating their investigation

1427
01:07:44,464 --> 01:07:46,801
just outside Jay's home.
Let's listen in live.

1428
01:07:46,901 --> 01:07:49,369
...to be here today.

1429
01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:52,339
I know there's a lot of
interest in this incident.

1430
01:07:52,439 --> 01:07:55,208
You can expect to
see an increased presence

1431
01:07:55,309 --> 01:07:57,444
in this neighbourhood
for the next little while,

1432
01:07:57,545 --> 01:07:58,713
but it's no different
than any other shooting

1433
01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:00,380
or firearm discharge.

1434
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,784
We'll have officers here
looking for witnesses

1435
01:08:02,884 --> 01:08:05,920
to come forward, as well
as be canvassing for video.

1436
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,454
Police were called
to a shooting...

1437
01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:10,123
(panting)

1438
01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:17,699
(helicopter whirring)

1439
01:08:19,934 --> 01:08:20,467
(siren wailing distantly)

1440
01:08:21,970 --> 01:08:23,738
I just need to go back

1441
01:08:23,838 --> 01:08:25,673
to when we first wrote
on the whiteboard and...

1442
01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:29,109
...then I can undo
all this.

1443
01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,546
So, how...

1444
01:08:34,082 --> 01:08:35,449
How do we get back?

1445
01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:37,484
(chuckling)

1446
01:08:37,585 --> 01:08:38,886
I'm trapped
in some kind of hell.

1447
01:08:38,987 --> 01:08:41,188
Maybe it's a dream.
Possible, right?

1448
01:08:41,288 --> 01:08:43,057
Which, Jared, are you?
Who are you?

1449
01:08:43,156 --> 01:08:45,960
You came in with me, right?
I can trust you.

1450
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:46,794
But then what the--
who are you? Right?

1451
01:08:48,362 --> 01:08:50,263
Yeah, but this is--

1452
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:51,331
but you didn't come in
the time machine with me.

1453
01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:53,200
So you might be
working for them,

1454
01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:54,569
working for this other band,
working for these guys.

1455
01:08:54,669 --> 01:08:56,169
See, if Jay were here, he'd
be sitting there playing

1456
01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:57,872
the piano,
and we would solve this!

1457
01:08:57,972 --> 01:08:58,906
We would come up with this.

1458
01:08:59,007 --> 01:08:59,907
- (knocking)
- Aah!

1459
01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:04,277
I'll get it.

1460
01:09:08,016 --> 01:09:11,519
(wind gusting)

1461
01:09:11,619 --> 01:09:14,589
Hi. Matt.

1462
01:09:14,689 --> 01:09:17,157
I, uh-- I just wanted to
come and apologize.

1463
01:09:17,257 --> 01:09:19,627
Um, you know what?
My security went nuts,

1464
01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:22,730
and I felt bad about the way
that felt in the room.

1465
01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:24,364
Uh-huh.

1466
01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:25,833
Anyway, I just wanted
to say sorry.

1467
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:27,035
Okay.

1468
01:09:27,135 --> 01:09:28,435
(chuckles)

1469
01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:29,269
Thanks.

1470
01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:35,308
Oh! Also, uh...

1471
01:09:35,409 --> 01:09:38,311
you said something that night
about a time machine.

1472
01:09:38,412 --> 01:09:42,850
♪

1473
01:09:42,950 --> 01:09:45,385
Oh, this is great! Okay.

1474
01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:47,855
(siren sounding
in distance)

1475
01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:50,490
- Jay?
- (siren in distance)

1476
01:09:50,591 --> 01:09:51,592
Oh, you're looking at the--
Yeah, this is the house.

1477
01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:56,196
May be a bit more modest
than you're used to.

1478
01:09:56,296 --> 01:09:57,665
Can we go?

1479
01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:02,070
Uh, right.
So, my time machine

1480
01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:03,470
works off of
a very specific fuel.

1481
01:10:03,571 --> 01:10:05,173
Yeah.

1482
01:10:05,272 --> 01:10:06,040
Do you know what Orbitz are?
It's a--

1483
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:08,275
Yep. I know what they are.

1484
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,577
Still, man, I got
so much to tell you, but...

1485
01:10:09,677 --> 01:10:11,045
- Uh-huh.
- (siren in distance)

1486
01:10:11,145 --> 01:10:11,546
Okay, so,
I built a time machine!

1487
01:10:11,646 --> 01:10:13,181
Yes.

1488
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,016
And I thought,
wouldn't it be fun...

1489
01:10:15,116 --> 01:10:16,150
- Yeah?
- just for the fun of it...

1490
01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:17,552
Just for the fun, yeah.

1491
01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:18,953
...we go in it
and we go back--

1492
01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:19,854
Pick a date.

1493
01:10:22,255 --> 01:10:25,827
Oh, 2008.

1494
01:10:25,927 --> 01:10:28,763
Okay. And if you wanted to,
like, you could go...

1495
01:10:28,863 --> 01:10:31,398
- You can go anywhere.
- ...two days ago.

1496
01:10:31,498 --> 01:10:33,467
Two days ago? Why would you--
What do you mean? Why go back?

1497
01:10:33,568 --> 01:10:35,203
I spilled some
wine on my pants.

1498
01:10:35,302 --> 01:10:36,637
You're saying, uh,
hypothetically?

1499
01:10:36,738 --> 01:10:38,305
- Hypothetically.
- Two day-- No problem.

1500
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:39,473
Why would you go back two--

1501
01:10:39,574 --> 01:10:41,709
- I don't understand.
- Okay.

1502
01:10:41,809 --> 01:10:44,178
Talking about a time machine.
We could go visit 2008, Obama.

1503
01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:46,214
- Obamna!
- Yes.

1504
01:10:46,313 --> 01:10:48,015
The only problem is,
I don't have fuel.

1505
01:10:48,116 --> 01:10:50,118
There's no, uh, fuel.

1506
01:10:50,218 --> 01:10:52,319
(stammering)
Well-- And why Orbitz?

1507
01:10:52,419 --> 01:10:53,420
Let's get a little,
uh, beat going.

1508
01:10:53,521 --> 01:10:55,556
(playing steady beat)

1509
01:10:55,656 --> 01:10:57,959
What makes Orbitz powerful?

1510
01:10:58,059 --> 01:11:00,094
What's the magic in Orbitz?
What's the-- what's the--

1511
01:11:00,194 --> 01:11:02,130
what's the special
soul of an Orbitz?

1512
01:11:02,230 --> 01:11:03,330
- (beat stopping)
- Jay: I don't know.

1513
01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,566
- The ingredients.
- Oh!

1514
01:11:05,666 --> 01:11:07,300
- (playing steady beat)
- Maybe there's an ingredient

1515
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,036
inside the Orbitz that we
can use. This is--

1516
01:11:09,137 --> 01:11:11,271
Sugar? Cane sugar?

1517
01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:13,674
Both: Gelatin.

1518
01:11:13,775 --> 01:11:17,111
This is sounding
very, uh, like, safe,

1519
01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:20,782
non-swearing rap
from the '80s.

1520
01:11:20,882 --> 01:11:22,482
- Yeah.
- And I'm up there with a mic,

1521
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,651
teaching people the alphabet.

1522
01:11:25,253 --> 01:11:27,789
♪ You got your A, your B ♪

1523
01:11:27,889 --> 01:11:29,056
- ♪ Your C ♪
- (playing hip hop beat)

1524
01:11:29,157 --> 01:11:32,527
♪ Your D, E, F ♪

1525
01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:35,428
♪ And don't forget G ♪

1526
01:11:35,530 --> 01:11:37,865
And that's a huge,
fat Black guy.

1527
01:11:37,965 --> 01:11:40,433
Bill Cosby's walking around.

1528
01:11:40,535 --> 01:11:43,037
(as Cosby) ♪ If you wanna
learn the alphabet ♪

1529
01:11:43,137 --> 01:11:44,806
♪ Here's what you get ♪

1530
01:11:44,906 --> 01:11:48,441
♪ You get A, B, C ♪

1531
01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:50,310
(normal voice) Okay, and--
and the secret message

1532
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,379
of so many of
those things was--

1533
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:53,948
Okay, so, what are-- What's--
what's in the Orbitz?

1534
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:57,518
Uh... we know there's
an ingredient in Orbitz,

1535
01:11:57,618 --> 01:11:59,253
and it's not
a normal ingredient.

1536
01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:01,421
The-- The bottle
is smashed.

1537
01:12:01,522 --> 01:12:03,490
There's a list
of ingredients on it.

1538
01:12:03,591 --> 01:12:04,892
- Oh, yes, smashed the bottle.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1539
01:12:04,992 --> 01:12:06,694
I'm trying to picture.
Like, I remember I was here,

1540
01:12:06,794 --> 01:12:09,130
and I had the bottle,
I picked it up,

1541
01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:11,632
I looked at the back...

1542
01:12:11,732 --> 01:12:12,900
I'm seeing right now, you know
what the slogan of this is?

1543
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,535
What?

1544
01:12:14,635 --> 01:12:15,536
"A bolt of lightning
in every bottle."

1545
01:12:17,638 --> 01:12:19,874
It's a pile of (bleep)
in every bottle.

1546
01:12:19,974 --> 01:12:22,009
Those drinks suck!

1547
01:12:22,109 --> 01:12:24,444
"A bolt of lightning in"--
No, what does it say?

1548
01:12:24,545 --> 01:12:26,214
- A what? What?
- That's just the tagline

1549
01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:28,015
that it says on it. "A bolt of
lightning in every bottle."

1550
01:12:28,115 --> 01:12:29,917
"A bolt of lightning
in every bottle. A bolt..."

1551
01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,586
No, no, that's just-- that's
just like, marketing, though.

1552
01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:33,087
- Yeah, but what if it's not?
- But it can't be

1553
01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:35,122
in a liquid bottle.

1554
01:12:35,223 --> 01:12:38,893
How do we know? Two days ago,
time travel wasn't real!

1555
01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:41,262
Then I pour a juice on it,
and it works!

1556
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,897
We at least try it!

1557
01:12:42,997 --> 01:12:44,532
We just need to find
a way to get lightning

1558
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:47,400
to strike the time machine.

1559
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,401
If only we knew when
lightning was gonna hit the...

1560
01:12:50,104 --> 01:12:50,638
Do you know what time it is?

1561
01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:53,674
(thunder crashing)

1562
01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:55,343
I know when lightning's
gonna hit the CN Tower!

1563
01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:57,812
Oh, right!

1564
01:12:57,912 --> 01:12:59,814
What do you mean, "Oh, right?"
What are you talking about,

1565
01:12:59,914 --> 01:13:01,448
"Oh, right?"
How would you know?

1566
01:13:01,549 --> 01:13:03,584
That was a different
version of you.

1567
01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:04,852
This hadn't even
happened yet.

1568
01:13:04,952 --> 01:13:06,486
I mean, oh, great.

1569
01:13:06,587 --> 01:13:07,755
Did you say, "Oh,
great" or "Oh, right"?

1570
01:13:07,855 --> 01:13:09,223
- I said, "Oh, great."
- Or did you say,

1571
01:13:09,323 --> 01:13:10,591
"Great Scott!"?
Is that what you said?

1572
01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:12,793
- Yes.
- (as Doc Brown) Great Scott!

1573
01:13:12,894 --> 01:13:14,028
This is really
all coming together.

1574
01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:15,395
- Right.
- This is just like

1575
01:13:15,495 --> 01:13:16,898
<i>Back to the Future.</i>
This is insane.

1576
01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:19,432
There would be all the...
(imitating theme)

1577
01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:21,569
No, no. You can't do that.
That's very copywritten.

1578
01:13:21,669 --> 01:13:24,071
Well, if you could just go...
(imitating theme)

1579
01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:26,741
(both imitating theme)

1580
01:13:29,944 --> 01:13:33,314
This is going to be
a copyright nightmare.

1581
01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:35,082
Like, if you're watching this
in theaters,

1582
01:13:35,182 --> 01:13:36,951
thank your lucky
stars because

1583
01:13:37,051 --> 01:13:38,953
this is gonna be the only
screening of this ever.

1584
01:13:39,053 --> 01:13:41,421
- (drumroll)
- (as Doc) 10,000 gigawatts!

1585
01:13:41,522 --> 01:13:43,224
- (drum sounding)
- Dr. Emmett Brown!

1586
01:13:43,324 --> 01:13:44,625
- (drum sounding)
- Come on!

1587
01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:45,458
<i>(Back to the Future</i>
theme playing)

1588
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:49,363
(tense music playing)

1589
01:13:49,462 --> 01:13:52,133
(people chattering)

1590
01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:53,534
(someone shouting)

1591
01:13:56,304 --> 01:13:57,470
Look, there's Spider-Man.

1592
01:13:57,571 --> 01:13:59,941
(people chattering)

1593
01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,609
(car horns honking)

1594
01:14:03,511 --> 01:14:06,580
Whoa, this is tripping
me out.

1595
01:14:06,681 --> 01:14:09,784
Okay, so, I gotta--
I'm gonna run around there.

1596
01:14:09,884 --> 01:14:12,987
You wait, and I'll chuck
the rope down.

1597
01:14:13,087 --> 01:14:15,256
Holy shit, this is crazy.

1598
01:14:15,356 --> 01:14:16,023
I remember you.

1599
01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:19,794
Oh, right,
we never met before.

1600
01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:23,564
Yeah, okay, sorry.
(chuckling nervously)

1601
01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:24,832
Yeah, right, right,
right, never mind.

1602
01:14:24,932 --> 01:14:26,634
Okay, okay.
I'll see you soon.

1603
01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:32,974
♪

1604
01:14:33,074 --> 01:14:33,741
How you doing?

1605
01:14:41,349 --> 01:14:43,384
Hi, no. Sorry. I don't--

1606
01:14:43,483 --> 01:14:44,118
I'm not actually him.
I just look like him.

1607
01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:48,556
(grunting)

1608
01:14:51,392 --> 01:14:52,360
Jared, are
you fucking dying?

1609
01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:56,496
Jared:
Yeah. (panting)

1610
01:14:56,597 --> 01:14:58,899
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Are you there?

1611
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,002
Matt: <i>Yep.</i>
<i>I'm still climbing, Bird.</i>

1612
01:15:01,102 --> 01:15:02,737
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- You're still climbing?

1613
01:15:02,837 --> 01:15:03,237
- Matt: <i>Yes.</i>
- (walkie-talkie beeps)

1614
01:15:03,337 --> 01:15:04,171
Still?

1615
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:07,208
(straining)

1616
01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:11,979
(exhaling sharply)

1617
01:15:12,079 --> 01:15:16,350
(straining)

1618
01:15:16,450 --> 01:15:18,285
(wind howling)

1619
01:15:20,621 --> 01:15:21,889
Oh, my God.

1620
01:15:21,989 --> 01:15:22,957
(wind howling)

1621
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,962
(straining)

1622
01:15:28,062 --> 01:15:28,763
Holy fuck!

1623
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,135
(walkie-talkie beeps)

1624
01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:37,571
Jay, we made it to the top!

1625
01:15:37,671 --> 01:15:39,640
<i>You've got to clear the way.</i>
<i>Otherwise,</i>

1626
01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:41,776
<i>the rope is going to</i>
<i>demolish whoever it hits.</i>

1627
01:15:41,876 --> 01:15:42,643
(chuckling nervously)
How you doing?

1628
01:15:43,844 --> 01:15:44,245
Good.

1629
01:15:46,714 --> 01:15:48,149
Uh, yeah, my friend
is just up there.

1630
01:15:51,819 --> 01:15:52,253
Yes.

1631
01:15:55,122 --> 01:15:56,323
Come on.

1632
01:15:56,424 --> 01:15:58,626
(wind howling)

1633
01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:16,710
Sorry. You guys might just
want to move out of the way.

1634
01:16:16,811 --> 01:16:17,611
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Yeah, drop it whenever!

1635
01:16:20,247 --> 01:16:20,981
(grunting)

1636
01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:23,084
Whoa.

1637
01:16:30,124 --> 01:16:31,092
- (thudding)
- (people gasping)

1638
01:16:31,192 --> 01:16:32,226
Jay:
Whew. Huh.

1639
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:36,330
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Okay, I got it!

1640
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,131
(chuckling)

1641
01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:41,035
Where's the knot?

1642
01:16:43,104 --> 01:16:43,904
Got it.

1643
01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:48,876
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Okay, Matt.

1644
01:16:48,976 --> 01:16:49,877
It's all hooked up!
You can pull it up now!

1645
01:16:49,977 --> 01:16:57,118
♪

1646
01:16:57,218 --> 01:16:59,019
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- All right, there she goes!

1647
01:16:59,120 --> 01:16:59,653
(Jay chuckling)

1648
01:17:02,524 --> 01:17:03,824
It's not exactly
inconspicuous.

1649
01:17:03,924 --> 01:17:10,764
♪

1650
01:17:28,883 --> 01:17:31,051
Uh, it's-- it's just-- um...

1651
01:17:33,754 --> 01:17:36,591
Well... this is actually kind
of hard to explain.

1652
01:17:36,690 --> 01:17:39,594
(chuckling nervously)
Um...

1653
01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:40,861
You see, my friend's
part of, uh,

1654
01:17:40,961 --> 01:17:42,263
a chef, uh, situation
or something.

1655
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,334
(clicking)

1656
01:17:50,037 --> 01:17:51,071
<i>I got a chef excuse going,</i>
<i>but it's not gonna last.</i>

1657
01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:00,314
Okay.

1658
01:18:00,414 --> 01:18:01,081
Okay, we're coming down!

1659
01:18:02,983 --> 01:18:04,885
(Chicago's "Old Days"
playing)

1660
01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:17,965
♪ Old days ♪

1661
01:18:19,568 --> 01:18:23,204
♪ Good times I remember ♪

1662
01:18:23,304 --> 01:18:25,806
♪ Fun days ♪

1663
01:18:27,509 --> 01:18:29,910
♪ Filled with
simple pleasure ♪

1664
01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:33,948
♪ Drive-in movies ♪

1665
01:18:36,116 --> 01:18:39,654
♪ Comic books
and blue jeans ♪

1666
01:18:39,753 --> 01:18:41,422
♪ Howdy Doody ♪

1667
01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:46,561
♪ Baseball cards
and birthdays ♪

1668
01:18:46,661 --> 01:18:47,795
♪ Take me back ♪

1669
01:18:49,964 --> 01:18:51,732
♪ To the world gone away ♪

1670
01:18:54,569 --> 01:18:56,036
♪ Memories ♪

1671
01:18:57,805 --> 01:18:59,273
♪ Seem like yesterday ♪

1672
01:18:59,373 --> 01:19:06,213
♪

1673
01:19:14,488 --> 01:19:16,257
(clanging)

1674
01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:17,958
Jay: Here.

1675
01:19:18,058 --> 01:19:19,326
Well, I don't know--
I don't...

1676
01:19:19,426 --> 01:19:20,729
Just get it open!

1677
01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:22,863
(chuckling nervously)
Uh...

1678
01:19:25,634 --> 01:19:29,169
Oh, yes! Okay.

1679
01:19:29,270 --> 01:19:33,007
- It's like flying a kite.
- So, plug that in. Whoo!

1680
01:19:33,107 --> 01:19:34,241
Jay: Do we have to, like,
hot-wire this or something?

1681
01:19:34,341 --> 01:19:35,577
Matt: No, no, you just
plug it in, like that.

1682
01:19:35,677 --> 01:19:36,977
Just plug it into the thing.

1683
01:19:37,077 --> 01:19:39,079
- (car horn honking)
- (chuckles) Jam it in.

1684
01:19:39,179 --> 01:19:39,913
(grunting)

1685
01:19:42,550 --> 01:19:43,417
- (chiming)
- Jay: Come on.

1686
01:19:43,518 --> 01:19:44,686
- (chiming)
- Yes!

1687
01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:47,154
Yeah! (laughing)

1688
01:19:47,254 --> 01:19:49,189
Ooh, careful.

1689
01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:49,990
- Sort of close this.
- We just...

1690
01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:58,966
- Yeah, that's good. Right?
- Yeah.

1691
01:19:59,066 --> 01:20:00,100
Excuse me. Are you
going to be here for a while?

1692
01:20:01,368 --> 01:20:03,337
Would you do me a favour
and make sure nobody

1693
01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:04,706
comes up to this while we're
gone and unplugs it

1694
01:20:04,805 --> 01:20:05,372
or anything like that?

1695
01:20:07,642 --> 01:20:09,778
Like, uh...

1696
01:20:09,877 --> 01:20:11,145
Lightning hits at 9:03.
Like, maybe 30 minutes.

1697
01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:15,049
Thank you. Okay.

1698
01:20:15,149 --> 01:20:15,650
- Okay, let's go.
- Great. Okay.

1699
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:22,590
♪

1700
01:20:31,599 --> 01:20:33,802
Thirteen minutes.

1701
01:20:33,901 --> 01:20:36,638
How does this thing work?
Like, how do you set it?

1702
01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:38,372
You type in the date.
You want to see how it works?

1703
01:20:38,472 --> 01:20:39,973
- Yeah, show me.
- You type in-- Watch.

1704
01:20:40,074 --> 01:20:42,644
Okay, so, look.
Month, day, year, time.

1705
01:20:42,744 --> 01:20:44,044
So, the month is, yeah,

1706
01:20:44,144 --> 01:20:45,780
we'll say... September.

1707
01:20:45,879 --> 01:20:47,816
So, nine, and the day.

1708
01:20:47,915 --> 01:20:49,483
Ah, let's say September 26th.
Why not?

1709
01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:52,086
And then randomly 2008.

1710
01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:53,921
And then we'll say 10
in the morning,

1711
01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:56,490
just so that
I've got lots of time.

1712
01:20:56,591 --> 01:20:58,992
There. See? 2008.
It's gonna be like the end

1713
01:20:59,093 --> 01:21:00,227
of <i>Back to the Future,</i>
but without any of the drama.

1714
01:21:00,327 --> 01:21:02,196
- (alarm sounding)
- Oh!

1715
01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:03,897
8:50, okay,
it's go time!

1716
01:21:03,997 --> 01:21:04,932
Okay! (grunting)

1717
01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:09,436
(grunting)

1718
01:21:13,842 --> 01:21:14,576
(straining)

1719
01:21:18,813 --> 01:21:19,581
(grunting)

1720
01:21:21,783 --> 01:21:23,484
Okay.

1721
01:21:23,585 --> 01:21:25,085
(grunting)

1722
01:21:25,185 --> 01:21:27,555
How you guys doing?

1723
01:21:27,655 --> 01:21:29,390
It's, uh-- it's to catch
the streetcar electricity.

1724
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:34,328
Well, it's a
one-time-only thing.

1725
01:21:34,428 --> 01:21:36,230
(metal creaking)

1726
01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:37,164
Oh, God!

1727
01:21:37,264 --> 01:21:44,104
♪

1728
01:21:49,577 --> 01:21:54,181
(horns honking)

1729
01:22:02,256 --> 01:22:03,424
You guys know what
I'm doing, right?

1730
01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:04,626
(time machine chiming)

1731
01:22:06,528 --> 01:22:08,028
What the hell?

1732
01:22:08,128 --> 01:22:10,230
I'm like Teen Wolf
a little bit, right?

1733
01:22:11,599 --> 01:22:12,266
Jay: Matt!

1734
01:22:13,868 --> 01:22:14,702
We got a problem.

1735
01:22:14,803 --> 01:22:15,904
What?

1736
01:22:16,003 --> 01:22:18,673
(horns honking)

1737
01:22:18,773 --> 01:22:20,742
What-- What is it?

1738
01:22:20,842 --> 01:22:23,143
Jay: Look! It got disconnected
from the top of the tower!

1739
01:22:25,979 --> 01:22:26,947
Oh, Matt, you didn't
hook it up right!

1740
01:22:27,047 --> 01:22:28,348
(horns honking)

1741
01:22:28,449 --> 01:22:29,918
(Matt grunting)

1742
01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:31,619
Uh-- uh--

1743
01:22:31,719 --> 01:22:33,621
Okay, I'll be right back.

1744
01:22:33,721 --> 01:22:35,122
I think-- Hey,
where you going?

1745
01:22:35,222 --> 01:22:36,457
Matt, where you going?

1746
01:22:36,558 --> 01:22:37,324
Matt!

1747
01:22:39,661 --> 01:22:40,994
Matt! Matt!

1748
01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:44,097
(bleep) Uh, (bleep).

1749
01:22:44,198 --> 01:22:50,971
♪

1750
01:22:54,475 --> 01:22:55,108
What?

1751
01:22:58,445 --> 01:22:59,480
No. No, no, no, no,
it's good.

1752
01:22:59,581 --> 01:23:00,347
(news fanfare plays)

1753
01:23:04,819 --> 01:23:06,521
Anchor: <i>Tonight, we dive into</i>
<i>the story that has captivated</i>

1754
01:23:06,621 --> 01:23:09,924
<i>the city of Toronto</i>
<i>over the last 24 hours.</i>

1755
01:23:10,023 --> 01:23:11,826
<i>A shooting</i>
<i>occurred in the tour bus</i>

1756
01:23:11,926 --> 01:23:13,193
<i>parked outside</i>
<i>of the home</i>

1757
01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:16,296
<i>of Canadian rock</i>
<i>star Jay McCarrol.</i>

1758
01:23:16,396 --> 01:23:18,131
<i>In the first major</i>
<i>update of this case,</i>

1759
01:23:18,232 --> 01:23:19,634
<i>police are now</i>
<i>reporting the shooter</i>

1760
01:23:19,734 --> 01:23:22,069
<i>is none other than</i>
<i>Jay McCarrol himself.</i>

1761
01:23:22,169 --> 01:23:23,538
Reporter: <i>That's right, Marci.</i>
<i>He was last spotted</i>

1762
01:23:23,638 --> 01:23:26,106
<i>leaving the area just</i>
<i>outside of his mansion.</i>

1763
01:23:26,206 --> 01:23:28,075
<i>His current whereabouts</i>
<i>are unknown,</i>

1764
01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:30,444
<i>but police believe he may</i>
<i>still be in the city.</i>

1765
01:23:30,545 --> 01:23:32,346
<i>Police are urging</i>
<i>the public to report</i>

1766
01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:34,582
<i>any sightings</i>
<i>of the rock star</i>

1767
01:23:34,682 --> 01:23:37,685
<i>while also cautioning them</i>
<i>to keep their distance,</i>

1768
01:23:37,785 --> 01:23:40,555
<i>as he considered to be</i>
<i>armed and dangerous.</i>

1769
01:23:40,655 --> 01:23:42,590
<i>The motive of the shooting</i>
<i>is still unclear,</i>

1770
01:23:42,690 --> 01:23:45,158
<i>but witnesses report</i>
<i>strange behaviour from Jay</i>

1771
01:23:45,259 --> 01:23:47,695
<i>starting when he entered</i>
<i>his tour bus that day.</i>

1772
01:23:47,795 --> 01:23:50,197
- Oh.
- (siren wailing)

1773
01:23:50,297 --> 01:23:53,233
(news fanfare playing)

1774
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:56,169
Marci: <i>We have breaking</i>
<i>news out of downtown Toronto.</i>

1775
01:23:56,270 --> 01:23:59,039
<i>A man has been spotted</i>
<i>on the tip of the CN Tower.</i>

1776
01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:01,876
<i>CP24's news chopper</i>
<i>is on the scene</i>

1777
01:24:01,976 --> 01:24:04,278
<i>with a live look</i>
<i>at the action.</i>

1778
01:24:04,378 --> 01:24:05,379
<i>Brad, tell us</i>
<i>what you're seeing.</i>

1779
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:07,080
<i>What exactly</i>
<i>is this man doing?</i>

1780
01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:10,718
Brad:
<i>...exactly what this man...</i>

1781
01:24:10,818 --> 01:24:16,524
♪

1782
01:24:21,663 --> 01:24:23,263
Oh! Okay.

1783
01:24:24,999 --> 01:24:26,935
I got it!

1784
01:24:27,035 --> 01:24:29,436
Brad: <i>It looks</i>
<i>like an extension cord</i>

1785
01:24:29,537 --> 01:24:32,006
<i>stretching all the way</i>
<i>from the top of the tower</i>

1786
01:24:32,105 --> 01:24:33,240
<i>down to street level.</i>

1787
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:40,180
♪

1788
01:24:53,995 --> 01:24:56,631
Okay!
(laughing)

1789
01:24:58,265 --> 01:24:59,433
(chopper whirring)

1790
01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:08,275
(chiming)

1791
01:25:10,678 --> 01:25:12,479
Matt, you did it!

1792
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,414
<i>It's all green!</i>

1793
01:25:14,515 --> 01:25:16,249
Okay, good, I'm coming down!

1794
01:25:16,350 --> 01:25:16,884
(downscale chiming)

1795
01:25:19,587 --> 01:25:21,689
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What'd you do?

1796
01:25:21,789 --> 01:25:23,123
Matt: <i>I just plugged it in!</i>
<i>What do you mean?</i>

1797
01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,359
No, it's red now!
It's red on the street.

1798
01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:25,960
Matt:
<i>On the street?</i>

1799
01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:32,432
♪

1800
01:25:32,533 --> 01:25:33,534
You (bleep) moron,
you ripped the cable out!

1801
01:25:35,003 --> 01:25:35,903
Oh, no!

1802
01:25:38,906 --> 01:25:39,841
Oh...

1803
01:25:44,012 --> 01:25:45,245
Matt, we are (bleep)!

1804
01:25:45,345 --> 01:25:46,279
Matt: <i>I'm sorry!</i>

1805
01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:48,348
Jay, I'm sorry!

1806
01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:50,450
Jay: <i>I have something</i>
<i>figured out.</i>

1807
01:25:50,551 --> 01:25:52,553
<i>That I fell for another one</i>
<i>of your stupid plans!</i>

1808
01:25:58,593 --> 01:25:59,827
No!

1809
01:26:02,797 --> 01:26:03,531
Oh, Matt!

1810
01:26:05,499 --> 01:26:06,567
Oh, God!

1811
01:26:09,871 --> 01:26:12,406
Oh! Yeah!

1812
01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:15,910
(laughing)

1813
01:26:16,010 --> 01:26:17,310
Oh, my God!

1814
01:26:19,179 --> 01:26:20,180
Yeah!

1815
01:26:21,949 --> 01:26:23,584
Yeah!
(laughing)

1816
01:26:23,685 --> 01:26:30,490
♪

1817
01:26:33,995 --> 01:26:35,129
(tires screeching,
horns honking)

1818
01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:35,897
(slamming door)

1819
01:26:37,799 --> 01:26:38,533
(starting RV)

1820
01:26:40,434 --> 01:26:41,468
(tires screeching)

1821
01:26:41,569 --> 01:26:48,408
♪

1822
01:26:55,983 --> 01:26:57,752
(thudding on roof)

1823
01:26:57,852 --> 01:27:00,253
TTC Voice:
<i>Next stop King Street West.</i>

1824
01:27:00,353 --> 01:27:01,923
(door chiming)

1825
01:27:02,023 --> 01:27:02,790
(thudding)

1826
01:27:02,890 --> 01:27:09,931
♪

1827
01:27:10,031 --> 01:27:11,933
- (door chiming)
- Man: Holy shit.

1828
01:27:12,033 --> 01:27:12,633
- (thudding)
- (Matt grunting)

1829
01:27:17,337 --> 01:27:18,806
Excuse me! Sorry!

1830
01:27:18,906 --> 01:27:22,242
(horns honking)

1831
01:27:22,342 --> 01:27:23,644
(tires screeching,
horn honking)

1832
01:27:23,745 --> 01:27:24,545
Okay.

1833
01:27:24,645 --> 01:27:31,485
♪

1834
01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:35,890
(siren wailing)

1835
01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:37,592
Oh, (bleep).

1836
01:27:37,692 --> 01:27:39,594
- (siren wailing)
- Oh, (bleep)!

1837
01:27:43,197 --> 01:27:44,065
(bleep)

1838
01:27:44,165 --> 01:27:51,005
♪

1839
01:27:53,406 --> 01:27:54,675
(grunting) Oh...

1840
01:27:58,179 --> 01:27:59,279
- (grunting)
- (horns honking)

1841
01:27:59,379 --> 01:28:00,915
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

1842
01:28:01,015 --> 01:28:02,382
(horns honking)

1843
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,454
Oh! What the fuck?

1844
01:28:12,059 --> 01:28:14,195
(Matt grunting)

1845
01:28:14,327 --> 01:28:15,630
(fabric tearing)

1846
01:28:15,730 --> 01:28:17,031
(straining)

1847
01:28:17,131 --> 01:28:17,932
Oh, my God!

1848
01:28:19,834 --> 01:28:21,269
How do I do this?

1849
01:28:21,368 --> 01:28:26,107
(siren wailing)

1850
01:28:26,207 --> 01:28:33,346
♪

1851
01:28:33,446 --> 01:28:35,950
- Oh!
- (sirens wailing)

1852
01:28:36,050 --> 01:28:36,951
Matt, what's
going on, buddy?

1853
01:28:37,051 --> 01:28:41,055
(sirens wailing)

1854
01:28:42,422 --> 01:28:44,424
(straining)

1855
01:28:44,525 --> 01:28:45,425
You wanna--
Do you wanna help me?

1856
01:28:47,795 --> 01:28:48,428
Matt: I said-- Oh,
you not from Toronto?

1857
01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:56,369
Welcome to Toronto.
How you doing?

1858
01:28:56,469 --> 01:28:57,470
That's the CN Tower up there.

1859
01:28:59,874 --> 01:29:01,642
Uh, so, I'm trying to
get my cable plugged in here,

1860
01:29:01,742 --> 01:29:02,677
but I can't, uh...
Do you wanna hold

1861
01:29:02,777 --> 01:29:03,811
my walkie-talkie
for me for a second?

1862
01:29:05,478 --> 01:29:07,515
Come on! You motherfucker.

1863
01:29:07,615 --> 01:29:08,883
Jay: <i>Matt, what's</i>
<i>going on with that cable?</i>

1864
01:29:08,983 --> 01:29:10,585
Jesus... Can you press
the return key?

1865
01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:16,356
Bird, we have a problem,
but I'm gonna fix it.

1866
01:29:18,226 --> 01:29:19,994
(chuckling)
This is funny to you?

1867
01:29:20,094 --> 01:29:21,295
'Cause, like, my whole life
is riding on this.

1868
01:29:21,428 --> 01:29:22,263
(both laughing)

1869
01:29:22,362 --> 01:29:26,167
(sirens wailing)

1870
01:29:26,267 --> 01:29:31,404
♪

1871
01:29:31,504 --> 01:29:33,975
<i>Pull over!</i>

1872
01:29:34,075 --> 01:29:35,543
Oh, (bleep)!

1873
01:29:35,643 --> 01:29:38,246
- <i>Pull over now!</i>
- Jay: No!

1874
01:29:38,346 --> 01:29:38,846
Officer: <i>Pull</i>
<i>over your vehicle--</i>

1875
01:29:38,946 --> 01:29:40,014
No!

1876
01:29:40,114 --> 01:29:42,382
(grunting)

1877
01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:51,692
♪

1878
01:30:03,271 --> 01:30:05,006
- Hypothetically...
- Right.

1879
01:30:05,106 --> 01:30:08,309
If I wanted to go back...

1880
01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:10,344
two days...?

1881
01:30:10,443 --> 01:30:11,679
Two days ago?
Why would you go--

1882
01:30:11,779 --> 01:30:13,480
What do you mean?
Why would you go back?

1883
01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:15,448
I spilled some wine
on my pants.

1884
01:30:15,549 --> 01:30:18,286
Or maybe I...

1885
01:30:18,386 --> 01:30:20,187
killed someone.

1886
01:30:20,288 --> 01:30:21,188
(siren wailing)

1887
01:30:21,289 --> 01:30:23,124
(wind gusting)

1888
01:30:23,224 --> 01:30:25,359
(siren wailing)

1889
01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:26,694
- (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Jay: <i>Hey, Matt.</i>

1890
01:30:26,794 --> 01:30:28,562
<i>Uh, everything's going</i>
<i>good back here.</i>

1891
01:30:28,663 --> 01:30:31,098
<i>You haven't missed much.</i>
<i>(chuckling)</i>

1892
01:30:31,198 --> 01:30:32,667
<i>I'm still at the spot,</i>
<i>just waiting for you.</i>

1893
01:30:32,767 --> 01:30:35,803
- (siren wailing)
- <i>Uh, just wondering</i>

1894
01:30:35,903 --> 01:30:39,840
<i>the ETA on that cable</i>
<i>connection.</i>

1895
01:30:39,941 --> 01:30:42,310
<i>Uh, just plug it in,</i>
<i>and then you come back here,</i>

1896
01:30:42,410 --> 01:30:43,644
<i>and I'll be waiting here</i>
<i>for you.</i>

1897
01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:49,850
Matt: Oh, it would
be like in a movie,

1898
01:30:49,951 --> 01:30:51,819
like, where the electricity
goes right through my body.

1899
01:30:51,919 --> 01:30:53,821
- Yeah.
- And I turn into a skeleton.

1900
01:30:53,921 --> 01:30:55,856
(wind blowing)

1901
01:30:55,957 --> 01:31:02,797
♪

1902
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:09,437
(siren wailing)

1903
01:31:09,537 --> 01:31:10,571
(chiming)

1904
01:31:10,671 --> 01:31:12,840
(siren wailing)

1905
01:31:12,940 --> 01:31:15,943
Oh! Oh, yeah!

1906
01:31:16,043 --> 01:31:17,378
Woo-hoo-hoo!

1907
01:31:17,477 --> 01:31:20,247
(engine roaring)

1908
01:31:20,348 --> 01:31:22,016
(sirens wailing)

1909
01:31:22,116 --> 01:31:27,955
♪

1910
01:31:29,957 --> 01:31:31,625
(engine roaring)

1911
01:31:31,726 --> 01:31:38,532
♪

1912
01:31:53,347 --> 01:32:00,187
♪

1913
01:32:02,757 --> 01:32:04,425
(alarm ringing)

1914
01:32:04,525 --> 01:32:06,160
(lightning crashing)

1915
01:32:06,260 --> 01:32:07,294
(sirens sounding)

1916
01:32:07,395 --> 01:32:09,964
(electricity zapping)

1917
01:32:10,064 --> 01:32:11,699
(sirens wailing)

1918
01:32:11,799 --> 01:32:13,768
(electricity zapping)

1919
01:32:21,609 --> 01:32:22,943
(piano playing
pensive song)

1920
01:32:34,455 --> 01:32:41,295
♪

1921
01:33:14,662 --> 01:33:15,362
- Matt: Jay!
- (piano stops)

1922
01:33:15,463 --> 01:33:16,664
I figured it out!

1923
01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:21,469
Okay, so...

1924
01:33:21,570 --> 01:33:24,105
This plan is called

1925
01:33:24,205 --> 01:33:27,475
the Seventh Inning...

1926
01:33:27,576 --> 01:33:29,076
...Skydive.

1927
01:33:31,378 --> 01:33:34,748
So, step one:
we skydive...

1928
01:33:34,849 --> 01:33:38,652
into the... SkyDome.

1929
01:33:38,752 --> 01:33:40,688
We, during a game,

1930
01:33:40,788 --> 01:33:44,158
go up the CN Tower...

1931
01:33:44,258 --> 01:33:46,093
(making beeping sounds)

1932
01:33:46,193 --> 01:33:47,261
Matt?

1933
01:33:50,698 --> 01:33:54,201
You know, maybe we
should go early,

1934
01:33:54,301 --> 01:33:55,236
just in case the weather gets
bad and they shut the dome?

1935
01:33:58,272 --> 01:33:59,874
The wea... Oh. Yeah.

1936
01:33:59,974 --> 01:34:01,809
Okay, yeah,
that's a good point.

1937
01:34:01,909 --> 01:34:04,011
Yeah, we don't wanna get
caught on the roof of the...

1938
01:34:04,111 --> 01:34:05,779
Yeah, okay, sure,
so, we'll go early.

1939
01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:06,947
Uh, right, go early.

1940
01:34:08,916 --> 01:34:13,354
Okay. So,
here's the plan.

1941
01:34:13,454 --> 01:34:15,823
("Waters of March" playing)

1942
01:34:15,923 --> 01:34:17,892
♪ A stick, a stone ♪

1943
01:34:17,992 --> 01:34:19,860
♪ It's the end of the road ♪

1944
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:21,996
♪ It's feeling alone ♪

1945
01:34:22,096 --> 01:34:23,697
♪ It's the weight
of your load ♪

1946
01:34:23,797 --> 01:34:25,766
♪ It's a sliver of glass ♪

1947
01:34:25,866 --> 01:34:28,702
♪ It's life,
it's the sun, it's night ♪

1948
01:34:28,802 --> 01:34:30,871
♪ It's death,
it's a knife, it's a gun ♪

1949
01:34:30,971 --> 01:34:33,340
♪ A flower that blooms ♪

1950
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:34,875
♪ A fox in the brush ♪

1951
01:34:34,975 --> 01:34:37,178
♪ A knot in the wood ♪

1952
01:34:37,278 --> 01:34:38,846
♪ The song of a thrush ♪

1953
01:34:38,946 --> 01:34:40,781
♪ The mystery of life ♪

1954
01:34:40,881 --> 01:34:42,683
♪ The steps in the hall ♪

1955
01:34:42,783 --> 01:34:44,351
♪ The sound of the wind ♪

1956
01:34:44,451 --> 01:34:46,487
♪ And the waterfall ♪

1957
01:34:46,588 --> 01:34:48,389
♪ It's the moon
floating free ♪

1958
01:34:48,489 --> 01:34:49,890
♪ It's the curve
of the slope ♪

1959
01:34:49,990 --> 01:34:51,825
♪ It's an ant, it's a bee ♪

1960
01:34:51,926 --> 01:34:53,761
♪ It's a reason for hope ♪

1961
01:34:53,861 --> 01:34:55,630
♪ And the riverbank sings ♪

1962
01:34:55,763 --> 01:34:57,698
♪ Of the waters of March ♪

1963
01:34:57,798 --> 01:34:59,568
♪ It's the promise
of spring ♪

1964
01:34:59,668 --> 01:35:01,435
♪ It's the joy
in your heart ♪

1965
01:35:01,536 --> 01:35:08,643
♪

1966
01:35:08,742 --> 01:35:13,280
(singing in Portuguese)

1967
01:35:13,380 --> 01:35:20,221
♪

1968
01:35:24,358 --> 01:35:31,232
♪

1969
01:35:31,332 --> 01:35:32,900
♪ A spear, a spike ♪

1970
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,835
♪ A stake, a nail ♪

1971
01:35:34,935 --> 01:35:36,770
♪ It's a drip, it's a drop ♪

1972
01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:39,139
♪ It's the end of the tale ♪

1973
01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:43,010
♪ The dew on the leaf in
the morning light ♪

1974
01:35:43,110 --> 01:35:45,879
♪ The shot of a gun
in the dead of the night ♪

1975
01:35:45,980 --> 01:35:47,781
♪ A mile, a must ♪

1976
01:35:47,881 --> 01:35:49,783
♪ A thrust, a bump ♪

1977
01:35:49,883 --> 01:35:51,686
♪ It's the will to survive ♪

1978
01:35:51,785 --> 01:35:53,622
♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump ♪

1979
01:35:53,722 --> 01:35:55,389
♪ A blueprint of a house ♪

1980
01:35:55,489 --> 01:35:57,057
♪ A body in bed ♪

1981
01:35:57,157 --> 01:35:58,959
♪ A car stuck in the mud ♪

1982
01:35:59,059 --> 01:36:00,662
♪ It's the mud,
it's the mud ♪

1983
01:36:00,761 --> 01:36:02,530
♪ A fish, a flash ♪

1984
01:36:02,631 --> 01:36:04,599
♪ A wish, a wing ♪

1985
01:36:04,699 --> 01:36:06,467
♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove ♪

1986
01:36:06,568 --> 01:36:08,469
♪ It's the promise of spring ♪

1987
01:36:08,570 --> 01:36:11,939
♪ And the riverbank sings of
the waters of March ♪

1988
01:36:12,039 --> 01:36:13,841
♪ It's the end of despair ♪

1989
01:36:13,941 --> 01:36:15,644
♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪

1990
01:36:15,744 --> 01:36:22,783
♪

1991
01:36:46,807 --> 01:36:50,077
(singing in Portuguese)

1992
01:36:52,346 --> 01:36:59,219
♪

1993
01:37:08,862 --> 01:37:10,732
♪ A stick, a stone ♪

1994
01:37:10,831 --> 01:37:12,499
♪ It's the end of the road ♪

1995
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:14,168
♪ The stump of a tree ♪

1996
01:37:14,268 --> 01:37:16,036
♪ It's a frog, it's a toad ♪

1997
01:37:16,136 --> 01:37:17,739
♪ A sigh of breath ♪

1998
01:37:17,838 --> 01:37:19,641
♪ A walk, a run ♪

1999
01:37:19,741 --> 01:37:21,509
♪ A life, a death ♪

2000
01:37:21,609 --> 01:37:23,477
♪ The rain, the sun ♪

2001
01:37:23,578 --> 01:37:25,079
♪ And the riverbank sings ♪

2002
01:37:25,179 --> 01:37:27,014
♪ Of the waters of March ♪

2003
01:37:27,114 --> 01:37:28,783
♪ It's the promise of life ♪

2004
01:37:28,882 --> 01:37:30,384
♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪

2005
01:37:30,484 --> 01:37:33,921
(singing in Portuguese)

2006
01:37:35,089 --> 01:37:41,929
♪

2007
01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:54,975
(song fading out)

2008
01:37:57,579 --> 01:38:02,049
(orchestral score plays)

2009
01:38:22,169 --> 01:38:24,037
(orchestra fading,
piano playing)

2010
01:38:31,679 --> 01:38:38,520
♪

2011
01:39:29,571 --> 01:39:31,806
(piano stops)

2012
01:39:31,940 --> 01:39:36,009
(quiet footsteps)

2013
01:39:51,826 --> 01:39:53,761
(door closes)

2014
01:40:01,903 --> 01:40:04,606
(suspenseful music)

2015
01:40:06,908 --> 01:40:10,444
(music intensifies)

2016
01:40:10,545 --> 01:40:12,112
(music stops)