1 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:11,620 I'm not sure if this one's going to make it. 2 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,220 I'm here for the medical exam. 3 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:20,060 Ah, good. You are in the right place. 4 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,400 Yes, ma 'am. 5 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:24,380 You are recruit, no? 6 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,800 Yes, ma 'am. Okay. 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,460 Well, are you ready for your physical exam? 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:29,820 I've been born ready. 9 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:32,420 You definitely seem very eager. 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,700 Okay, why don't I have you have a seat right here. 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:36,920 All right. 12 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,440 Got to calm my nerves, man. 13 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,740 Yeah. 14 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:43,120 You get a little white coat syndrome? 15 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,960 Some might say. 16 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:48,060 All right. 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,840 Dr. Chase, right? 18 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,180 I'm sorry? Dr. Chase, right? Dr. Chase, yeah. All right. 19 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,800 I'm just going to listen to your heart. Just go ahead and breathe normally. 20 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:03,260 A little excited. 21 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:09,590 Now I want you to take a big breath in. 22 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:12,390 And out. 23 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:16,470 And again. 24 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:21,470 And out. 25 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:26,010 And again. 26 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:30,170 And out. 27 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,310 One more time. 28 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:46,530 Good help right now. Yep. Go ahead and sit a little closer to the edge of the 29 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:51,530 chair All right, and we're gonna do it from the back side. Yes One more time 30 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:58,430 me And now And 31 00:01:58,430 --> 00:02:05,430 I lied to you one more time Nice big breath in and 32 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,430 out 33 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:14,080 All right, now I'm just going to listen to those tummy noises. All right. Just 34 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,080 relax. 35 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,160 You don't have to take a big breath. Just relax. 36 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,240 Okay. Did you eat anything this morning? 37 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:24,300 I've had a few beef jerky. 38 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,600 Okay. 39 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,120 High in protein. 40 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,260 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Keeping me strong. 41 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,020 Yeah. Any water? 42 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,180 Oh, yeah, lots of water. I'm really hydrated. 43 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:37,880 Fully engorged, if you ask me. 44 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:48,830 Awesome. All right. Well, now I am just going to take your pulse rate. Oh, okay. 45 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:50,410 Just relax. 46 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:01,670 A little excited. 47 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:05,010 I'm trying, man. I'm trying. Okay. 48 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:09,310 Let me just... My whole entire family's served, so like I got to keep it in the 49 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,150 family, you know? I'm just going to make a couple of little notes, and then 50 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,550 we're going to do some measurements. 51 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:14,448 All right. 52 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:15,450 Okay. 53 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,970 I know I'm a perfect candidate. 54 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:21,770 So far, you're checking all the right boxes. 55 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,770 Okay. 56 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,710 Tape measure right here. 57 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:29,490 Go ahead and stand up for me. Yes, ma 'am. 58 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:33,630 And we're going to put you right here. Okay. 59 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,400 You can just relax. 60 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,640 I'm just going to do your shoulders real quick. 61 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,180 You know what? 62 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:49,180 I need to do a physical exam, like a thorough eye. 63 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,020 Do you mind just taking off your shirt right now? Of course. 64 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,260 Whatever we've got to do. 65 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,820 That way I can give you a tip -to -tip on shoulders here. 66 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,760 Do your shoulders right here. Just relax your shoulders. 67 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:03,700 Look up for me. 68 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,080 There you go. 69 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:11,640 And I'm just checking. 70 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:12,940 There we go. 71 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:18,019 Awesome. Let's see your wingspan here. 72 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,959 Are you planning on flying at all? 73 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,340 I hope so. 74 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,880 I'd love to be an officer. 75 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:26,580 Okay. 76 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,960 All right. 77 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,800 Go ahead and stick the other one out. 78 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,920 I'm willing to do the schoolie too. 79 00:04:36,739 --> 00:04:38,360 Some hypermobility. Okay. 80 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:44,080 We're just going to go around your chest. 81 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:50,400 Perfect. Ooh, that's a little cold. Yeah, sorry. My hands are a little 82 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,800 No, the tape measures. 83 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:52,980 Oh. 84 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,720 Nine. 85 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:58,140 And the length. 86 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,320 Got 32. 87 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,480 And I'll do the hip streaks. 88 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:14,180 We are at 41 and a half. 89 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,680 Okay, put those hands down. Yes, ma 'am. 90 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:23,420 Although, basic training, you're going to be having those hands up with a 91 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,420 weapon. 92 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,560 I'll do what it takes. 93 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,080 I'm born ready. 94 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,560 All right. 95 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,220 Let me see those biceps. 96 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:37,940 Big and strong? 97 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,380 Big and strong. Okay. 98 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:40,960 All right. 99 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:46,700 Relax. All right. And we're going to do a flex. 100 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,340 Nice and big and strong. 101 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,000 We have 14. 102 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:55,660 And then I just want you to relax your arm. All right. 103 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:58,020 Shake it loose. Shake it off. Shake it off. 104 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:03,520 And then 12, 14. 105 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,990 Let me see the symmetry. 106 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,110 Okay. 107 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:11,650 Very close. Good job. 108 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:14,070 14 as well. 109 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:15,470 Shake it loose. 110 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:16,770 Just let it hang. 111 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,770 Let it hang. 112 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:22,810 This one's a little bit bigger. You're at 12 and a half on that one. 113 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,329 I'll take it. 114 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:25,430 Are you left -handed? 115 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:29,430 I'm not, actually. You're right -handed. Oh, yeah. Very interesting. I'll take 116 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,430 that as a note. 117 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:35,510 Well, we got your resting heart rate. It was a little high. 118 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,370 Let's go over here. 119 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:42,370 We'll do a kind of cardiac output of it. Okay. 120 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:47,310 Give you a little stress and check your heart rate there. Come over here. All 121 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,310 right. 122 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,790 Okay, we're right over here. 123 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:51,729 All right. 124 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:53,510 Take a step up here on the treadmill. 125 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:54,930 All right. 126 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:59,890 I've never used one of these before. It is self -propelled, so you run it. 127 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,170 So just go? 128 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:04,550 Yep, just go ahead and give me a nice brisk walk. 129 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,710 All right. Nice brisk walk. Yeah. 130 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,150 Let's go. 131 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,470 There you go. 132 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:11,950 Got a feel for the team? 133 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,309 I think so. 134 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,310 Okay. 135 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:17,490 That's okay. 136 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:20,610 You can walk a little bit faster for me. 137 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:28,410 And if you want, ride out to a nice, good, good, good go. There you go. 138 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,470 There it is. 139 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,450 That's what I'm looking for. 140 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:43,230 This is a little natural walk for me. 141 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:49,990 I know it's a little hard in this, but just a little bit longer. 142 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,070 Keep going. There you go. 143 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:56,150 Kind of feels like you're walking uphill, walking on sand. 144 00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:57,670 It does. It does. 145 00:07:58,670 --> 00:07:59,870 It really gets that. 146 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,480 Alright, 147 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:28,780 I'll have you have a seat. 148 00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:02,420 15 seconds. I was checking it did slow down. So you do have a good solid cardio 149 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:08,820 Congratulations Okay And 150 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:14,260 I'm just gonna grab my notes and I think there's just a couple other things we 151 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:15,540 need to do all right 152 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,670 to get a semen sample. 153 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:30,910 A semen sample? 154 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:34,230 Yeah, I'm ready, man. I want to be a soldier. 155 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,570 Okay. 156 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:39,810 Okay. 157 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:47,610 I just need one more or a couple more measurements from you. Okay. We're going 158 00:09:47,610 --> 00:09:51,390 to do one soft and one engorged. Huh? 159 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,590 Cock size, yeah. 160 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,770 What? Oh, yeah, yeah. 161 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,600 That's part of the measurements. 162 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,080 Oh, 163 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:05,860 so you're already engorged. Okay, well, I guess we'll just get the engorgement 164 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,880 measurements here. 165 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,520 Got eight and a half. 166 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,300 All right. From the base as well. 167 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,220 Right here, eight and a half. 168 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Okay. 169 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,300 We'll do around. 170 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,200 in a couple of spots. 171 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,080 We've got six and a half. 172 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,460 Good measurements, right? 173 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:33,620 Very good. 174 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:36,780 Six and a half. 175 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,840 That's definitely six and a half. 176 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,900 And then around the base of the arm. 177 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:46,740 Excuse me. 178 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,300 Okay, perfect. 179 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,860 Pretty solid all the way through. 180 00:10:55,820 --> 00:11:01,020 So this is all standard medical exams for entrance into the military, right? 181 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:04,200 I didn't imagine it would be like this. 182 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:08,440 Well, modern day military is a little different now. 183 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:13,540 Oh. So, you ready to get started on that semen collection? 184 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,720 Yeah, yeah. 185 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,560 Whoa. 186 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,600 I'm here to help. 187 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,300 Yeah. 188 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,630 Oh? Mm -hmm. 189 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,150 Oh, 190 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:35,910 okay. 191 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,450 This is the extraction method? 192 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,710 Mm -hmm. 193 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:43,410 This is standard, right? 194 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,250 Oh, very standard. 195 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:48,930 Like I said, we like to do things differently around here. 196 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,210 Yeah. 197 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,440 Quite large. 198 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,080 Half around. 199 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,080 It's standing at the position of attention. 200 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,680 Yes, you are. 201 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:39,780 Something tells me you're a good extractor. 202 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280 I've been told. 203 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:53,080 I like to be very hands -on with my patients. 204 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,390 and make sure I go. 205 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:28,250 Complete proper semen collection. 206 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:26,270 You have very special talent. 207 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,700 You know what? 208 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,160 Since you are so enlarged 209 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,490 Just sit back right over here. 210 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:07,890 I'm gonna try a different technique. 211 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:12,650 Just sit on the edge. 212 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:13,950 Perfect. 213 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:53,460 I like being in between those big beautiful breaths 214 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:46,980 I think we're going to have a very good time. 215 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:57,660 Why don't I have you 216 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,260 have a seat on my chair? 217 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:10,050 They're caught good and hard and wet. 218 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,730 Let me settle in on that. 219 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,170 Oh, yeah. 220 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,510 I feel good. 221 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,420 Oh, fuck. 222 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:25,000 Oh, my God. 223 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:28,160 Oh, slow, doctor. Oh, slow, okay. 224 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:32,700 I'm not ready for the extraction yet. Oh, not yet? 225 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:39,740 Yeah. Oh, if you're not ready for that extraction just yet. 226 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,780 I mean, the good doctor does have another hole available. 227 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,580 Another hole? 228 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,680 Yeah. 229 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,060 Keep doing it, just like that. 230 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:57,420 Yeah. 231 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,660 Maybe I can flip around. 232 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200 Nice, 233 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:21,720 long, low strokes. 234 00:23:35,699 --> 00:23:36,700 Thank you. 235 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,320 Ooh. 236 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,680 Dear 237 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,840 They're both so tight on it. 238 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,910 Yeah, fuck. 239 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,480 Oh, fuck. 240 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,620 Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. You like that? 241 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:50,600 Oh, so done, so done, so done. Yes, yes, yes. 242 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:53,020 Oh, fuck. 243 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,800 Oh, my God. 244 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,200 I can't even see that procedure. 245 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:01,620 Stick it in an angle. 246 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,159 Feels so good. 247 00:35:36,399 --> 00:35:37,399 collected in my mouth. 248 00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:10,669 your target. 249 00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:15,150 I wouldn't call you a marksman.