1 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,245 Oh god, I love it! 2 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,406 By the way, I have stopped my pill. 3 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,768 Uh, what? 4 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,050 - Dropped off? - Yes. Now that we have a relationship. 5 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,168 - What relationship? - Well these. 6 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,926 - Oh yes. - Come down. Get down! 7 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,890 - No. Oh yes. - Hey, get down, please! 8 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,044 - Come on, give it to me! - I'm not giving you anything. 9 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,931 - Stop it. Get down immediately. - Keep your mouth shut. 10 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,322 - Oh yes! - You should get down! 11 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,881 - No. - Now go down! 12 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,486 - Nope! - You should get down! 13 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,731 Woohoo! 14 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,323 - Say. - Ow! 15 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,126 Stop it. 16 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,287 - Ouch! - Man, hey. 17 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,444 Crap. 18 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,402 My friends said I should try this out. 19 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,528 - Ah yes, and that means? - Rodeo sex. 20 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,810 - Rodeo sex. Aha. - Susi's record is 1:30. 21 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,930 I had 27 seconds. I need a different technique. 22 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,765 Coffee? So... 23 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,731 But it's nice. You don't want to. 24 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,206 Maybe she tied it up. 25 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,050 Yes. 26 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,369 Tied up. Oh man. 27 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,009 - Hello? - Where are you? 28 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,850 Oh, I... Okay, I'm on my way, okay? 29 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,608 Hey, Bender, If you leave now, that's it. 30 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,447 - Hey, I have to get through here! - We're live on the air here. 31 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,048 - Out of the picture. Get out of here, man! - Come on, you Horst. 32 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,647 - Sorry, Mrs. Live. - Hey, Maren. Maren. 33 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,846 So, dear ones, My name is Maren Heinze. 34 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,641 We are live on Odeonsplatz in Munich at “Jump and Fly”. 35 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,725 Jacob is standing next to me. Grab it your lance and show us what you can do. 36 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,886 - Uncle Felix, you're late. - Wow. You look pretty. 37 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,567 Doesn't work for me. Gifts? 38 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,610 - Sure, of course. Which hand, huh? - The right one. 39 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,045 - Happy Birthday! - You're not serious. 40 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,283 That's not all yet. 41 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,807 Tadaa! There one, there one. That's two. 42 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,407 I can make a pony out of this. 43 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,883 - Really? - Abracadabra, rub-di-fuck! 44 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,680 - Did you say "fuck"? - Already there? 45 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,923 - Well finally. - Mom! 46 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,641 Uncle Felix said the bad F-word. 47 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,045 - What? I didn't, Betti. - What did he give you? 48 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,886 - Happy Meals. - Great. 49 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,402 - Rodeo sex? - Rodeo sex. 50 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,529 How cool is that? 51 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,401 I would also like to go again to another sexual partner. 52 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,042 - You haven't had anyone except Betti. - How do you know that? 53 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,965 I've known you forever. There was no other partner. 54 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,885 - I'm proud of it. - Do you mean “partner”? 55 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,487 - Where is the meat? - What kind of meat? 56 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,802 - You wanted to marinate it. - No. 57 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,363 - Yes, you wanted meat... - I didn't want to, okay? 58 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,281 Why are you so stressed? 59 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,890 Sybille is totally annoying because of a second child. 60 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,204 - Hey, Felix. -Hey. 61 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,443 She should relax. Always this pressure. 62 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,080 - Maybe it's the seed. - It doesn't. 63 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:28,371 - Maybe it's the seed. - It's definitely not the seed. 64 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,401 - Um, what is she doing now? - Betti gave her the headstand tip. 65 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,007 - This is a candle. - Yes, dear. 66 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,926 You don't have to do it right after sex? 67 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,368 Yes. 68 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,686 Hey, Norbert, in my house? I find that pretty disgusting. 69 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,320 What should I do? She is ovulating. 70 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,722 Oh, wonderful. 71 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,646 - Please not too much. - I'm doing magic. 72 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,327 ...mess up meat with pepper. 73 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,009 - Felix, why do you think you are godfather? - Don't know. Because I'm nice? 74 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,324 Because we wanted that you and Leonie “bond”. 75 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,371 But you care apparently not. 76 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,444 - How come? -Happy meals? 77 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,003 - Children love McDonald's. - And horses, dogs, sea lions... 78 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,721 Do you give them as gifts? And leave the F-word stuck. 79 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,964 - Did you say "fuck"? - I didn't say "fuck". 80 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,487 - Not again. - Shit... 81 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,121 That means “oh, you green nine”. 82 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,727 What? Good. Then just "Oh, you green nine." I'm sorry. 83 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,442 - Good thing you're not a father. - Maybe he doesn't want to. 84 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,161 - Even. - Nobody wants that until they are. 85 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,086 Leave him alone, this is a child's birthday. 86 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,483 Where will we go if all men Don't want to have children until you're 40? 87 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:47,089 - What are all the childbearing women doing? - Many 20-year-olds like 40-year-olds. 88 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,051 You'll sleep in the guest room today. 89 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,486 Then I would change the bedding. 90 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,608 leh... Ieh, that's gross. 91 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,730 - Oh! - Come on, daddy, make an ass bomb! 92 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,169 - Do you want to see an ass bomb? - Dad, you too! 93 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,801 - Felix, the grill is yours. - What? 94 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,487 For the birthday child, an ass bomb! 95 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,282 Hey, guys, how is it, Are you still up for a movie today? 96 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:16,525 Yes! 97 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,441 Was there anything special today? 98 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,922 Yes, a young man who was in a damn hurry. 99 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,043 - Jacob, where do you prefer to jump... - I have to get through here. 100 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,203 We are live on air. 101 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,841 - What? - Live on air. Come on, you Horst. 102 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,164 - Oh God. - Out of the picture. Get out of here, man! 103 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,326 - Sorry, Mrs. Live. - Maren, Maren... 104 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,166 And now it's getting really expensive. 105 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,891 If you have 1.2 million euros... 106 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,964 have left... 107 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,527 Oh! 108 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,764 Yikes, rat! Rat! Uh! 109 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,483 Uh! 110 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,130 Rat! 111 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,888 Are you crazy? 112 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,569 You can't beat the animal! Karsten? Karsten, everything is fine. 113 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,406 - Hen? What are you doing here? - I live here now. 114 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,371 - What? No. - Mom and Dad kicked me out. 115 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,524 How? They have... How did you get in here? 116 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,731 Through the door. I let myself copy a key. 117 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,804 Catch the cattle. 118 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,647 It's not that easy. Come on, now give me a hug. 119 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,489 Karsten! 120 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,049 - Dad? It's me. - It's nice that you're calling again. 121 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,126 What's with the hen? I don't have the time or nerves for that. 122 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,526 You don't need it either. He learned how to stand on your own two feet. 123 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,763 - He now works at a broadcaster. - As a door stop? 124 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,402 - Stop it. He's your little brother. - He's older than me. 125 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,450 You know what I mean. He loves you. 126 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,365 - Nothing happened. - It will be good for you. 127 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,650 This is where life comes into the place. You've been living alone for too long. 128 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,689 For good reason. 129 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,288 Life doesn't find took place in the past. 130 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,888 - But in the here and now. - I'll be fine. 131 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,409 Yes, apparently not. Let's break up, it's too expensive. 132 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,484 - Hello? I called you. - That's exactly why. 133 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,246 So, take care. Work calls. 134 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,121 - Are you at a station? - Says who? 135 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,602 - Dad. - Is he stupid? I am a donor. 136 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,366 - And what's with the rat? - It's not a rat. 137 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,000 - Rather? - A ferret. From the home. 138 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,607 Let me introduce you. This is Karsten Baginski. 139 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,522 - Nothing has changed for you, has it? - Hello? As I said. He's from home! 140 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,684 - Stay. But the past is taboo. - Okay. 141 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,242 - And the rat has to go into the cage. - Yes, if we have them. 142 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,281 The only thing you can do with it what you can capture is here. 143 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,170 Honey. 144 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,331 Karsten? Karsten? 145 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,529 Here. There he is, there he is. 146 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,003 If he gets stuck, he won't let go. 147 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,369 - Like a pit bull, only not as assi. - Hmm? 148 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,081 So, step aside. 149 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,690 Karsten? 150 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,010 Karsti. 151 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,364 Karsten. 152 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,204 Karsti. 153 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,882 Wow! 154 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,769 Ow! Be careful! You hit me with the cattle. 155 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,801 Look when you have it, you can use it for everything. 156 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,724 As a feather duster, for example. It's totally practical. 157 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,966 Oh, we need carrots and honey, your refrigerator is empty. 158 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,690 - End of month. - What? Today is only the seventh. 159 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,446 - I don't have any money anymore. - Oh shit. 160 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,365 I'll show you how to make money without work. 161 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,889 How to be a hobby turns it into a career, mhm. 162 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,000 Welcome to "New Life", the number one sperm donation center. 163 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,927 Very good. 38 million per milliliter. Of these, 97% are progressive. 164 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,607 We rarely have such values ​​here. 165 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,721 Fantastic. Otherwise I won't do it, but I would like to shake your hand. 166 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,211 Thanks. 167 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,886 But not you. I mean your brother. 168 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,008 I? Real? Uh...yeah. 169 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,084 Thank you. 170 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,846 - And what about me? - I hate to say it. 171 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,970 Your sperm is so sluggish that those in the laboratory thought 172 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,203 that we breed sloths here. 173 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,761 Yes. Some like this, others like that. 174 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,042 - Have a nice day. - "New Life"... 175 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,682 Look, that's the thing here, the one, the one, uh... 176 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,242 Crazy, hey. They have lookalike photos in here. 177 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,325 Take a look here: "I look like a mix 178 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,086 from Bradley Cooper and Hugh Grant in young and good. " 179 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,242 Hmm! Well... 180 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,880 That doesn't work, he has poor eyesight. 181 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,805 Phew! Yes, who should we take now? 182 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,123 I have no idea at all. I like Hugh Grant... 183 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,363 But it feels how to buy shoes online. 184 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:18,321 - I find that strange. - And? Found something nice and small? 185 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,165 - Well... - I can't do that with the catalog. 186 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,642 I just want a sweet baby. 187 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,725 It can't be that hard. Sorry, I'm crying again. 188 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,805 It's okay, sweetie. Hm? It's all ok. 189 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,770 These are the hormone injections. They're good. 190 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,321 I hit myself every now and then even one in. 191 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,167 If it helps you, I can find a suitable donor, 192 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,928 someone who resembles your partner, or your plumber. 193 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:50,325 Do you have something to laugh about? This is an... inside joke. 194 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,131 - I'll do it. - Great. 195 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,170 This is best. The main thing is that it is healthy. 196 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:00,689 That's what I always say, 50% is the investment, 50% is the education. 197 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,923 Seriously, now... 198 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,721 Maybe you can find a mix from Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling 199 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,690 and me. 200 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,008 It will. 201 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,049 Dr. Parisius said, he studied like you, 202 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:22,161 is well built like you and looks like Steve McQueen and Leonardo DiCaprio. 203 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,130 Oh, okay. Well, now things are getting serious. 204 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,123 - Mmm. - Mmm. 205 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,805 Thanks. 206 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,246 Cheers. 207 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,282 - So what's going on? - Do you really want to go through with this? 208 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,127 - Are you asking me that now? - Yes, better now than never. 209 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,569 I know it's hard but we tried everything. 210 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,609 It's our last chance. 211 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,086 Easily said, if you are not infertile. 212 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,643 Oh darling, that doesn't mean that you don't anyway 213 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,803 become the best dad in the world. 214 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,089 And if you have the child first you have it in your arms... 215 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,367 We can do this together. 216 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,567 Well, if necessary we can put up for adoption. 217 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,643 Was a joke. 218 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,569 beginning of the month. Now we can get to work. 219 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,165 Thanks. 220 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,926 I have me get paid for masturbation. 221 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,684 Oh come on. Cheers. 222 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,647 Can I still get eggnog? 223 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,246 What is? You had great values. 224 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,963 Yes, but still... 225 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,851 Hopefully they'll do it no child from my donation. 226 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,640 What else? My hair turns into wigs too. 227 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,284 - You donated hair? - And blood, plasma, bone marrow... 228 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,571 But my main source of income this is it: tablets. 229 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,121 I'm taking part in a migraine study. 230 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,568 - Do you have a migraine? - Since I started taking the diarrhea pills. 231 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:08,248 - I get a crazy headache from pressing. - Can't you do a normal job? 232 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,926 Just like you? I can't be fired. 233 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,801 You can benefit from the side effects suffer permanent damage. 234 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,884 - Have you thought about it? - I'm not doing this for myself. 235 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,202 I'm doing this for humanity. 236 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,925 Oh my God. Can you handle this without me? 237 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,766 Did you notice me? 238 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,524 - You know what I mean. - I know what you mean. 239 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,202 - Want to fuck? - We need eggnog here, urgently. 240 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,769 Hi, Felix. 241 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,765 - You remind me who. - Oh really? To whom then? 242 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,482 If you had curls, You look like Tim Bendzko. 243 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,525 Well, Then let's save the world for a moment. 244 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,605 Or at least the evening. 245 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,888 What, what will it be today? 246 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,810 Um... you did by chance Chocolate sauce or cream? 247 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,806 Um... well not now. So if so, then below. 248 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,411 Much better. Hm? 249 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,530 - Yikes. Mmm! - Oh, oh, oh... 250 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,161 honey. 251 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,608 - Okay, honey. - Oh, that looks cool. 252 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,444 - Mmm! - Enjoy your meal. 253 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,445 Mmm! It's so nice, so sweet. 254 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,761 - Just let it ring. - Shit, my man. I have to get there. 255 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,840 - Your husband? What? - Yes, we are stressed. 256 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,561 Like right now? uh... 257 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,526 - Don't run away, okay? - I'm not running away. 258 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,162 - I'm not running away, I'm staying. - Shh. 259 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,006 Bear, wait, I can't hear you. 260 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,845 Oh, sorry, music too loud. 261 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,366 Hello? 262 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,211 Kara? 263 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,171 Why should I cheat on you? I would never do that. 264 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,849 Karsten? Karsten, listen: It's taboo for you up here, right? 265 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,410 Shit! 266 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,088 Kara, please come in I have a serious problem! 267 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,563 Uh! OK. Ogogogod. 268 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,008 Hey, Karsten, hi. 269 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,571 um... 270 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,451 Karsten, sit. 271 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,489 - Nope. - No? Seat! 272 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,441 I'm not coming home. I get drunk with Tina. Uninhibited! 273 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,445 Come on, Karsten, go down. 274 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,848 Come on, get out of there, Karsten. Now get down with you! 275 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,049 Listen, Karsten. That's not a carrot. No no no. 276 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,886 Kara, please, please, I need your help! 277 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,407 Hey, Karsten, please don't do shit. 278 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,961 Okay, Karsten, please don't, okay? 279 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,006 Uh! 280 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,164 God! Karsten! 281 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,289 Uh! 282 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,807 Karsten, that's enough now! 283 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,963 Uh! Caution! Ouch, man! 284 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,007 - Mr. Bender? - Mmm. 285 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:59,200 It wasn't easy at all, poor guy from your... scrotum. 286 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,931 What? 287 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,846 For people like you the obligation of confidentiality was invented. 288 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,049 Christmas tree balls, Vacuum cleaner, a flute. 289 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,046 Triangle! Already seen everything. But the fun ends with animals. 290 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:14,170 I don't have anything... The animal attacked me. 291 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,163 - I have, so... - Yeah, yeah. 292 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,370 And before that you fell naked in a pot of honey, huh? 293 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,366 The little guy has it down there quite nicely done. 294 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,966 I hope They don't want any more children. 295 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,806 Imagine your reproductive organ but as a fighter jet, 296 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,930 with, with heavy ammunition. 297 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,891 �uh... the animal dismantled your rockets. 298 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,123 I don't understand a word. What does that mean? So... 299 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,567 You can still fuck. 300 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,609 But the animal sterilized you. Is that clear enough? 301 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,767 - I can't have any more children? - No, you can't have any more children. 302 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,163 - Well, not now, but at some point - No. 303 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:01,767 How? I can no longer decide whether I have children... well... 304 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,129 This decision has been taken from you. 305 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,321 Hello, am I disturbing you? Oh man, Felix. 306 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,328 I'm totally sorry. Karsten has that definitely not done on purpose. 307 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,450 - Were you able to save anything? - Get out. Take the cattle with you. 308 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,321 - That thing sterilized me! - You didn't want children. 309 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,120 - Yes, but... - You knew about the honey. 310 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:32,525 - Fuck that... Fuck off! - Man, Felix, I'm sorry. 311 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,967 I'll make it up to you. Promised. 312 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,884 Have you ever thought about it? Maybe there is a reason for everything? 313 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,525 Hm? 314 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,409 Yes, but not for that, so... 315 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:22,248 Well, kids aren't that great either. They whine and cry all the time. 316 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,881 And are always hungry and shit themselves. 317 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,647 - When they are small. - You only spend your free time here. 318 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,043 And the costs! Children's things are extremely expensive. 319 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,522 - I know. Yes. - You know. 320 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,411 sew, knit, Nobody does that anymore today. 321 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:42,088 Grandmas don’t have that much time anymore either. Sybille's mother is just on a cruise. 322 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,323 Betti's mother is dead. 323 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,125 Talk. Try it, to talk to a child. 324 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,410 At first you don't understand them, and then later they don't want to understand you. 325 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,245 “Dad, you’re so embarrassing. Dad, you're annoying. " 326 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,006 - "Dad, the beard scratches." - "I'll never love you again." 327 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,640 Just because you Didn't buy ice cream or anything. 328 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,280 Yes. And if someone tells you: 329 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,171 "A child's smile make everything okay again," 330 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,608 then he either has no children or is never home. 331 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,683 Shit, what do I do now? 332 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,480 You never would trade your children. 333 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,485 They are the best, what ever happened to you, huh? 334 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,566 Or? If you had the choice, none of you would trade places with me. 335 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,165 None. 336 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,285 Leonie! Can you tell me what time is it? 337 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,970 Look at it this way: You don't have to use contraception anymore. 338 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,682 Dude, we can do it, huh? 339 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,324 It's hard being a single father. But a child's smile makes everything good. 340 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,120 Maja Rüsler-Schneider, I have to talk to you! 341 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,240 Let's go home quickly. I'll explain it to you later. 342 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,481 Uncle Felix, I have something for you. 343 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,530 Here, your lost seeds. You just have to plant it quickly. 344 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,882 I just want my sperm back! 345 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,761 A donation is a donation. We are a sperm bank here. 346 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,641 Here you don't pay a fee and gets his sperm back! 347 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,451 - Tell me if it is still here? - No! 348 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,048 - How? Has it already been used? - Now listen. 349 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:26,922 Your sperm might help a couple to fulfill your desire to have children. 350 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,641 The child can yes report in 18 years. 351 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,931 - You're just the donor, Mr. Bender! - In 18 years it will be too late. 352 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,642 I want to be part of the development share with my child! 353 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,123 I want it right away Dr. Parisius speak! 354 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,920 - Please. - Make an appointment. 355 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,050 In six months Is there still one available, huh? 356 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,284 - I don't give a shit. -Samuel! 357 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,843 I just want to see the doctor. Let me through! 358 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,130 Ouch, that hurts! Let me go, this hurts. 359 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,045 - That can't be right. Please! - Get out now. 360 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,125 - I just want to be a father! - Then find yourself a girlfriend. 361 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,843 - Man, fuck. - Hey, man! 362 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,446 Very calm. Do you want to come to us? 363 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,045 Excuse me. 364 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,843 Felix! Felix! Incredible. Here, you'll never believe this. 365 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,810 - I did it! - What is that? 366 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,123 I told you I'll make it up to you. 367 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,044 Your baby. 368 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,403 There are almost 100 pilots again, although heavy rain was forecast. 369 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,883 But at the moment you can not see a cloud in the sky. 370 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,841 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. Really. 371 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,241 And, um... how did you get there? 372 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,845 So... 373 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,403 - I just want to be a father! - Uh! 374 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,245 Very calm. Do you want to come to us? 375 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,369 That was so exciting. 376 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,445 It was like the horse with the people in this city. 377 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,962 In the south. It was like that. 378 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,965 And then... I was in. 379 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,404 Oh! 380 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,042 God, it's cute. He looks like Justin Timberlake. 381 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,163 Yes, that's how it was. 382 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,331 - Was a piece of cake. - ... for people with a fear of heights. 383 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,120 And you can do it even collect miles... 384 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,920 Hey, she's having my baby. 385 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,765 So... yeah. 386 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,924 - It's in here. - I'm going to be an uncle. 387 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,765 And how must you feel first? You're going to be a father! 388 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,605 - I'm going to be a father. - I'll be an uncle and you'll be a father! 389 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,967 - You're going to be a dad! - Ha ha! 390 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,043 - The woman is having my child. - Yes! 391 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,761 - We'll have the... - Shit. 392 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,447 - What, shit? - Yeah, how do we get it, hmm? 393 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,446 - We're live at the "X Games"... - Attention, out of the way! 394 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,762 - Wow. - Fuck. 395 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,566 It's all ok. See you at the “X Games”. 396 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,521 - Back to my colleague in the studio. - "X Games". 397 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,208 Welcome to the Olympic Park to the “X Games”! 398 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,251 - How many people are there? - Don't know, 6000? 399 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,485 - Absolutely not. 6500, at least. - That's almost the same thing. 400 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,689 - Not in a stadium like this. - This is a hall. 401 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,287 - This isn't a hall. - Shut up. There are our places. 402 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,762 Let's get ready for Rambooo! 403 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,604 Woohoo! 404 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,722 Why is it called Rambo? 405 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,565 - What does Rambo mean? - Well "Let's get ready for Rambo". 406 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,724 That's not called "Rambo". It's called "rumble". 407 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,771 - That doesn't mean "rumble". - Neither does “Rambo”. 408 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,445 - Sure, of course. - Rumble! 409 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,206 Okay, and who is this supposed to be Rumble? 410 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,124 Hen, man... 411 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,567 - Pah, "rumble". - Woah, watch out. 412 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,561 Very cool combos. Incredibly cool. 413 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,647 - ... both "X Games"... - That doesn't exist, where is it? 414 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,531 She said, She moderates it, right? 415 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,401 Cool. There she is, there she is. 416 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,051 Real. 417 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,283 With that I give back. 418 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,207 Thank you, Maren, because now it's about everything. 419 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,648 - I'm going there now - Yes, go there. 420 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,928 - Wait a minute. Good luck! - Yes. 421 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,969 - You can do it. - Yes, sure. 422 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,683 So dear ones, it's about to begin the big SpeedandFly finale, 423 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,002 and I hope you have fun with it. 424 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,683 Shortly before the start, pure excitement. 425 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,968 I get heart palpitations just from watching. 426 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,850 That's cool! 427 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,010 What a race. Can that be grasped? 428 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,971 - Absolutely world class! - Excuse me. 429 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,406 Now comes the moderation and then the winner interview. 430 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,767 This is my first double moderation. 431 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,969 - Double moderation? - Mmm. 432 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,007 - I'll... I'll be a godmother? - Yes! 433 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,051 I'm so happy. 434 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,930 Caution! 435 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,850 What a crash! Take a deep breath. 436 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:14,165 Nothing happens. But guys, that was close. What a race. 437 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,402 I don't believe that now. 438 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,002 - The motorcycle... - Everything's okay. Am I still on air? 439 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,769 - She's live on the air. - It's exciting at a finale like this. 440 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,525 -Maren. - What? 441 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,922 You're bleeding! 442 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,481 - Shit. - I'm so sorry. 443 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,608 - The one with the... - I'm fine. 444 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,604 - Everything is covered here! - I wanted... 445 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,489 I don't believe that! Maren! 446 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,402 Are you stupid? 447 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,281 I have a stomach ache and am pregnant. 448 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,284 - What week? -14. 449 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,490 - Are you the husband? - No, but... well... 450 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,920 Okay, see you later, okay? Ciao. 451 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,691 - We can't look in her bag. - But. 452 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,162 - No, that won't work. - Then why did you bring her? 453 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,962 - I have to bring it back. - You can do that later. 454 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,407 Hen, please. Be careful, be careful! 455 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:06,564 Something else is broken. You're ruining something, hey! 456 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,090 - Person! These are expensive things. - Look what's all there... So. 457 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,210 - How did she manage all this? - What is that? 458 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,205 - There's her planner. - But curious? 459 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,000 - There. -Oh. Wow, look. 460 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,051 He looks good. That's her boyfriend, right? 461 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,965 That's what I see. You want to be friends with him. 462 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,203 - Oh man, come on, hey. - Yes. 463 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,364 Hey, this guy is a real statement. 464 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,206 - What is that? - Oh cool, a nose flute. 465 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,409 - What is a nasal flute? - A flute for your nose. 466 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,926 Give it here. It's disgusting. You cannot use her flute. 467 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,368 Look for a person. We need to know where she lives. 468 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,289 - She's going to the swimming pool. - She's cool. Have a look. 469 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,363 A small pair of grill tongs. 470 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,921 Hen, that's a hair straightener. 471 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,971 Should you also use, David Hasselhoff. 472 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,009 - Shit, hen. - What? 473 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,085 All that stuff We'll never get back in! 474 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,528 Hey! Let me do it. 475 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,321 I'll pack your bag. Nobody will notice anything. 476 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,763 You've searched through them. 477 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,481 No, the �h... fell down, and then we have... 478 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,725 I tried to somehow... I got it... wanted to fix it. 479 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,930 - Goodbye. - Ms. Heinze, I'm sorry. 480 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,163 - Yes? It... - What exactly now? 481 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,368 - The nose, the bag? - Both. 482 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,162 I... would like to invite you to dinner and make it up to me. 483 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,609 Do you want to punish me? Still have a nice life. 484 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,323 Um...would you like to? for an interview? For the "GQ"? 485 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,768 Forget it! 486 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,723 I would be hungry and can also give you an interview. 487 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,451 What I experience here fills entire books. 488 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,403 - I asked her for an interview. - For “GQ”? 489 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,245 Yes. Should I call or email? 490 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,370 - She's suing you. - I made punch. 491 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,729 Because it's not strawberry season, there are gummy bears in it. 492 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,568 Oh yes: you got the green ones, although I like that one the best. 493 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,882 I only like the red ones. 494 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,202 No thanks. I have to go again. 495 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,841 Oh well. You don't know what you're missing out on. 496 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,527 - Karsten? - Why should she sue me? 497 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:40,164 - She's having my child. I have rights. - Not as a donor. 498 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,245 I have one saw a report about Mali. 499 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,245 Then a man comes into the picture, with an HSV jersey. 500 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,451 And on his back it says “Fleischmann”. My name! 501 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,684 Behind on the back from the man in Mali. 502 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,649 Fleischmann! In Mali! 503 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,806 There's Betti, the stupid cow, donated my jersey to the Red Cross. 504 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,770 Tom can't do that either reclaim the shirt. 505 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,811 - Maybe his name was Fleischmann too? - It's a man from Mali. 506 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,806 There's the poor man from Mali yes, nothing at all anymore. 507 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,851 - That's something completely different. - I still have the receipt. 508 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,288 - You mean the receipt. - Forget her. 509 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,330 -Bon! - I can't forget my child. 510 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,529 Yes, you can. This is how it works. 511 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,209 Up to the loss of the native language. 512 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,889 Hurray. 513 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,287 Ralph and me wanted to go away that weekend. 514 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,490 You blocked out the days, right? 515 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,969 - Shit. - What's up? 516 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,248 - What a coincidence. - The guy from the games. 517 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,131 Shit. Run, run, run! 518 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,888 Run! 519 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,205 - Ms. Heinze... - Damn, he's running after me. 520 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,840 Jessie, when I say help, call the police. 521 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,686 - Okay. - That's funny. 522 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,528 I, uh... I always jog here. 523 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,409 Me too. 524 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,928 Real? Great, then... Maybe you would like to work together... 525 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,289 No, then I would play tennis. 526 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,560 - I... have never seen you here before. - Me neither. 527 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,803 - Even though we walk the same route. - Yes. Craziness. 528 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,567 We have so many things in common. 529 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,006 - Maren, are you okay? - Everything... everything okay? 530 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,288 Can't you puke in peace? 531 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,920 Help. 532 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,811 Was that the “help”? I'm calling the police. 533 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,441 - Nope! - Like "no"? 534 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,970 - Sorry, I talk to myself sometimes. - Oh, okay, I know that. 535 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,329 - But you said help. - Oh, you have there... 536 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,211 -Oh. Yuck! - No, no, uh, here. 537 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,049 You can use it to wipe or to wear. 538 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,283 - Yes. - Thanks. 539 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,086 - I'm pregnant. - Yes, uh... 540 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,846 I... well... congratulations. 541 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,121 - Thanks. - uh... 542 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,447 Which issue are you on again? 543 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,329 Uh, yes. um... 544 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,805 Thing here, well, that... 545 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,371 "GQ". 546 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,089 - Ah yes. - Mmm. 547 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,802 "GQ"? It's not that bad. 548 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,527 OK. I'll give you an interview. 549 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,684 If you from now on run a different route. Deal? 550 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,326 Okay, then... well I... Uh, where? That way? There? 551 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,802 - Okay. Deal. - Great. 552 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:03,329 And like I said, I'm sorry about... You still look beautiful. 553 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,290 - I want the questions in writing in advance. - Questions in advance in writing. 554 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,363 - Good. - Ms. Heinze. 555 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,208 Was a joke. 556 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,408 Not funny. um... 557 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,688 Yes! 558 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,448 - Why is he sending you a gift? - He should send the questions in advance. 559 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:36,003 - "Here are a few introductory questions." - Hey, look, a concealer from MAC. 560 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,889 Pretty cool. 561 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,210 Oh my God. Is that what I think? 562 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,446 - What did you put in it? - Pregnant women can practice this 563 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,489 to breathe into her anal chakra. 564 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,648 What are they supposed to breathe in, hmm? 565 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,041 Into her anal chakra. 566 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,564 - What is that? - Yes. 567 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,322 These are Chinese sound balls. 568 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,483 - But they don't sound at all. - Then they're broken. 569 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,290 - Ah yes. - What else did you think of the package? 570 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,124 - Quite interesting. - Yes? 571 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,603 I found it cute. Are you sure you want to know what it will be like? 572 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,321 No, why rompers have pockets. 573 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,084 No idea. 574 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:38,485 A child doesn't put cigarettes in his pocket and says: "Bye, I'll go then." 575 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,850 - Do you ever ask a normal question? - Yes, I uh... 576 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,202 Yeah, well... Why did you want to become a mother now? 577 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,730 I'm 34. That's a good age. 578 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,486 I have a good job, a committed relationship. 579 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,043 I want more than one child. That might not work later. 580 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,885 ...don't work. 581 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,489 Yes. And how do you want child and juggle your career? 582 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,848 Like all working mothers? 583 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,051 I continue to work and stay committed a nanny or ask the grandparents. 584 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,680 - A nanny? - Yes. 585 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,606 Do you know the film? “The hand on the cradle”? 586 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,208 - Then the nanny secretly breastfeeds the child. - And turns on the man. 587 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,966 - And wants to kill the mother. Yes? - Exactly. 588 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:30,047 Are you crazy? This is just a movie. Why not a nanny? 589 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,244 What would you do then? Are you already a father? 590 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,961 - No, not yet. - Oh yes. 591 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,251 But I would take parental leave and spend a lot of time with the child. 592 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,485 Of course. They wouldn't be afraid Losing touch at work? 593 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:50,283 Sure, but can you spend more time wisely? than with your own child? 594 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,681 So, time's up. Another question. 595 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,802 Okay, um... 596 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,762 What is your dream of happiness? 597 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,088 I have such a dream. 598 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:15,040 My husband, I and our child are sitting there on the sofa and fooling around. 599 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:21,570 And then my husband and I stop, and... he looks at me and um... 600 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,651 in his eyes I see that I live. 601 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,764 And that we have done everything right. 602 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,120 And... your biggest fear before motherhood, before becoming a mother? 603 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,887 Everything alone with the child to have to wuppen. That would suck. 604 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,771 - Yes... - Okay, that's enough. We have to go. 605 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,686 Oh, then �h... too bad, okay. 606 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,165 Yes, um, then... goodbye. 607 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,928 You do that, huh? 608 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,971 Hen? 609 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,331 Surprise! I cooked. 610 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,722 Real? Cool, chicken nuggets. 611 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,042 This is chicken in a coat. 612 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,010 - A beer? - No, I took pills. 613 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,084 - How was the interview? - Great. 614 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,208 - Yes? - That was... Yeah, well... 615 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,249 Karsten, sit down. 616 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,360 No idea what she'll be like as a mother but she wants the same thing as me. 617 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,650 I'm so excited, to read the interview. 618 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,644 - Hen, I... - I forgot the supplement. 619 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,930 - And when will you see each other again? - Hmm... 620 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,402 - Maybe not at all. - But you have to see them again. 621 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,290 I know. 622 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,962 The Prince meets the princess at the ball. 623 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,284 The swimmer meets the swimmer in the swimming pool. 624 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,046 - What? - In the swimming pool, you know? 625 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,409 That's a great idea. 626 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,084 - Can I borrow Leonie? - You want something? 627 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,483 I would like to see Leonie... So I... so... 628 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,406 I would like to go swimming with Leonie. 629 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,007 - Felix, we have a pool. - But no water slide. 630 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:27,481 I mean... you wanted that I spend more time with her. 631 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,566 - And I want that. I want to change. - But please not today. 632 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:35,247 We have enough stress because the babysitter doesn't have time! 633 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,767 - Because Tom didn't call. - Exactly. 634 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,287 Although he knew that we need them. 635 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,081 - You never forget anything. - I even reminded you! 636 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,129 - Not at all. - Of course! 637 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,091 - Of course not! - But you don't care. 638 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,609 Do you think I'm not happy? when you make yourself beautiful? 639 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,970 - That's what Mr Sweatpants says? - "Mr Sweatpants". 640 00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,807 - This thing is a passion killer! - You are a passion killer! 641 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,201 - Hey, Tom! Really. - It's true! 642 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,966 Excuse me! 643 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,929 Thank you. 644 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,961 I... I don't want to interfere, but if you need a babysitter... 645 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,091 I could step in tonight... if you want. 646 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,008 - Do you mean that seriously? - Yes. 647 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,766 And before I'm going swimming with Leonie. 648 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,326 Come on, hey give me a chance, okay? 649 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,487 Are you okay, Uncle Felix? 650 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,526 - Please? - Is everything okay? 651 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,491 - Yes, I'm just looking for a free seat. - Okay. 652 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,204 Shit! 653 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,648 - The first one gets an ice cream! - Two! 654 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,328 Woohoo! 655 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,924 - What is? Come in. - No, I don't dare. 656 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,170 - You can do a k�pper! Not me. - Really not? 657 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,561 Nope. 658 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,009 Hmm... That would be laughable. 659 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,321 So pay attention. You stand up, fall to your knees... 660 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:29,202 Justin Bieber is drowning down there. You have to save him. Justin! 661 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,164 - Um... come on, dare. - I can't do it. 662 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,005 Sure, of course. I hold you and you move. 663 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,766 - And one, two, three. And... - Ah! 664 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,289 Hey! She can have a head! 665 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,690 - Great! - Cool, I can do a k�pper. 666 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,763 You can handle it. 667 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,241 Okay? 668 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,451 - Whoever gets to the slide first. - Yes! 669 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,760 And one, two... 670 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,003 and go! 671 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,049 Yes, haha! 672 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,928 Shit. 673 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,763 Fuck. Oh no. 674 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,331 Fuck. 675 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,651 Woohoo! 676 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,166 Woohoo! 677 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,681 Woohoo! 678 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,721 Here we go! 679 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,286 Yes! 680 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,923 Uah! 681 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,444 Hello? 682 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,886 - That looked so funny, Uncle Felix. - Yes. 683 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,441 - Are you in pain? - Why? 684 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,127 - That's a blockage. I'll help you. - What? 685 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,087 Huh? Oh... uh... 686 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,721 What? Um, can you even do that? 687 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,884 - I once had something with a sports doctor. - What? Oh God. 688 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,929 - That hurts for a moment. - Okay. 689 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:18,766 One two three. 690 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,410 Uh! 691 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,562 Oh shit. Oh God. 692 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,205 - It works. - I had a blockage. 693 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,121 Thank you again, yes? 694 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,760 - Can I take you with me? - Gladly. 695 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,323 Sorry, I don't drive a car. We ride bikes. 696 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,528 - Okay. - Should I bring yours? 697 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,207 - Yes? Would you pay attention for a moment? - Sure, of course. 698 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,124 Yes, Jessie? 699 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,728 The interview with Sebastian Vettel we have to postpone. 700 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,769 - Can you on the 17th? - On the 17th? 701 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,208 Yes, later was not possible. 702 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,002 His management gives us no other appointment. 703 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,806 - I'll be in Berlin until the 16th. - Great, fits. 704 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,810 - Are you stupid? - Leonie! 705 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,487 - Shit. - Get off the street! 706 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,211 Leonie, stop, stop, stop! 707 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,922 - What are you doing? - I just wanted to keep the photo. 708 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,368 Sorry, I was on the phone. 709 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,129 And such a call is more important than a child or what? 710 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,408 - No. - I just wanted to get the photo. 711 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,963 Come on, we have to go. Good luck with your nanny search. 712 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,011 - Your parents are driving my ass off. - You don't say ass. 713 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,530 Nothing can happen to you. A green nine like that will never happen again. 714 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,409 Everything okay? 715 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,361 I believe I won't be a good mother. 716 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,165 What? Nonsense. How do you come up with that? 717 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:07,281 Something bad happened to me today. I was supposed to look after a girl... 718 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,127 - Have you seen my car keys? - In your breast pocket? 719 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:16,002 - No, I already looked... - Ralph, she almost got run over. 720 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,608 Because I was on the phone because of the Vettel interview. 721 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:23,321 - It might be late again today. - Are you even listening to me? 722 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,089 Yes, sure. 723 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,684 Honey, you're doing you just too many worries. 724 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,731 You can handle it. Hm? 725 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,010 Such a Vettel interview... He's only human. 726 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,125 You... are the... best... sports reporter... 727 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,204 of the world! 728 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,843 I love you! 729 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,010 Oh, yuck. And are they finished now? 730 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,164 They are finished, if they stick to the wall. 731 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,609 Here. Then they are al dente. Be careful, like that. Try it. 732 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,043 Or on the ceiling. 733 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,090 -Cool. I'll show this to dad. - No, I'd rather not. 734 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:26,323 Please, wait a moment. Hello? 735 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,927 This is Maren Heinze. I'm calling... 736 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:33,040 Um, I wanted to say that I'm sorry for what happened. 737 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,169 And... 738 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,243 I just, um... 739 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,324 Yes, I wasn't paying attention and totally failed. 740 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,766 True. 741 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:47,403 So actually I'm calling to ask if Leonie is okay. 742 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,609 - Yes, Leonie is fine. - Is that mom? 743 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,366 No, that's the woman from the swimming pool. 744 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,570 - Is she coming to dinner? Please. - No idea. Nope. 745 00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,805 Is there anything How could I make it up to you? 746 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,362 If you can make a good sauce, then... uh... 747 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,489 I can. 748 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,285 -Hey. -Hi. 749 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,286 I have something better than sauce. Happy meals instead of pasta. 750 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,727 - Happy Meals... - Kids love it. 751 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,964 - If you knew... - Cool, Happy Meals! 752 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,284 - You really are the best! - Do we want to be on first-name terms? 753 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,168 Of course, I'm Leonie. 754 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,050 Maren. 755 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,283 Here you go. 756 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,770 Mom, can I still eat chocolate? 757 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,290 - No, you've had enough sweets. - Then I'll just ask dad. Papa? 758 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,126 If mom says no, that means no. 759 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:56,048 - Hello? Is that democratic? - Okay, a piece can't hurt. 760 00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:00,604 - But. Never heard of diabetes? - Diabetes in hedgehogs? 761 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,810 There is nothing left. She has already brushed her teeth. 762 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,327 - Hmm... gummy bears? - No. 763 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,847 - Hmm... vegetables? - No. 764 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,083 Excuse me. 765 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,242 - But you're strict. - Yes, children need rules. 766 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,609 - Can I watch TV while you bicker? - We don't quarrel. 767 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,161 - But. - Fine, you can watch TV. 768 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,404 What's this supposed to mean now? The little one has to go to bed. 769 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:28,611 - Maren said okay. - Maren's doll said okay. 770 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,240 Suggestion: I still eat chocolate now. 771 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,609 Then I brush my teeth and can still watch TV, yes? 772 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,889 No. 773 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,925 um... 774 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,481 Sleep, baby, sleep 775 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,326 The mother looks after the sheep 776 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,405 I can't read the text No, no, no... 777 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,881 Dubidubidu... Oh. 778 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,806 - Little dream. - Sleep, baby, sleep. 779 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:36,130 One. 780 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,011 Two. 781 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,802 Psht. Shit! 782 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,088 Green nine! 783 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,122 "...they celebrated a magnificent wedding feast, 784 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,727 to which all people of the kingdom were invited. 785 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,487 And if they didn't die, This is how they still live today. " 786 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,247 - Are you mom too? - Not yet, but soon. 787 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,485 - Really, Felix is ​​going to be a dad? - No, Ralph is going to be a dad. 788 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,970 - Who is Ralph? - This is my friend. 789 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,045 - Then why are you here? - That's a good question. 790 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,806 - You are welcome to come more often. - I would like to. 791 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:54,047 - But now you have to sleep. - Are you coming to my performance tomorrow? 792 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,364 - You have a performance? - Yes, I'm playing a frying pan. 793 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,650 But I'm afraid that I forget my text. 794 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,088 When you're there, I definitely won't forget it. Please. 795 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,609 - Then I guess I have to come. - That would be really cool! 796 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,606 Let's see what can be done. Good night, sweetie. 797 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,490 - Maren? - What? 798 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,449 Here, I wanted to give it to you. 799 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,207 By the way, he really enjoys watching TV and eats chocolate. 800 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,761 Thank you. I'll take care of him. 801 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,451 - Good night. - Good night. 802 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,206 - Sleep well and dream sweetly, yes? - Mmm. 803 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,925 Your children are really cute, they will definitely make you totally happy. 804 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,525 Sometimes. 805 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,126 - When is the time? - In six months. 806 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,524 Oh God. Good luck. It's definitely going to be really exciting. 807 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,728 You, it hurt so much for me. 808 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,690 Not just the first one, but with everyone. 809 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,403 Tell me, can you wear the clothes? that you wear when moderating? 810 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,608 - Sometimes. -Cool. 811 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,204 Yes... 812 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,443 - Okay, so... - Yes, bye. 813 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,728 - Okay, okay. - Bye. 814 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,407 - Bye. - It was nice meeting you. 815 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,211 - I was happy. - Thanks again. 816 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,410 You brought her with you, without informing us. 817 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,291 - That was my fault. - It's okay. 818 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,443 Bye. 819 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,126 Thank you, that you did this for us. 820 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,049 - You did well. - Thanks. 821 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,250 I didn't mean babysitting. 822 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,643 - What's next? - No idea. 823 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,681 Maren Heinze hugged me. 824 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,168 - Hey, the door was closed. - Oh, sorry. 825 01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,963 You, I asked around because of Maren's boyfriend. 826 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,044 Something's not right. He has grown earlobes. 827 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,601 - You know what grandma said. - No, what? 828 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,650 "Beware of the marked." I won't say more. 829 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:36,122 Do you know... I won't say anything more about it. 830 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,685 Felix? 831 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,285 Felix! 832 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,571 That's mean. Karsten! 833 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,564 I need your help! 834 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,921 - She's not coming. - Of course it's coming. 835 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,686 Why? She has a husband and is having a child. 836 01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,606 They went to the sperm bank because they wanted an anonymous donor. 837 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,240 What do you want? Vacation for four at Club Med? 838 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,290 - Maybe she's into culture? - Excuse me. 839 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,489 - We stayed lying after the traffic. - Stuck in traffic. 840 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,565 - The cards. - I'm so excited. 841 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,405 - It's coming. - Is Maren coming too? 842 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,483 - Yes. - Never. 843 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,291 - HSV is on Neymar. - Really? 844 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,283 And Messi too. 845 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,524 Neymar said, he only plays with Messi. 846 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,443 Egg. 847 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,005 Is that cold? 848 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,721 Man, that's cold. 849 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,131 She is coming. Look, she's there. 850 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,205 Stir... or be stirred. 851 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,443 Excuse me. 852 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:52,127 - Did I miss Leonie? - No, it wasn't her turn yet. 853 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,761 - Stirring. stir. - Egg. Egg. 854 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,082 - Where is she? - Coming soon. 855 01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,370 What has happened so far: The egg says "egg". 856 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,728 And the spoon says “R�hr”. 857 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,566 I believe it's a matter of life and death. 858 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,729 Sizzle. Sizzle. 859 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,644 Woo, 860 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,209 Woo! My daughter! The pan is my daughter! 861 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,251 Leonie, your mother is sitting here, right? 862 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,487 - See you soon then, hopefully. - Yes, perhaps. 863 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,962 - Bye. - Yes, I was happy. See you soon. 864 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,771 - Bye, you two! - Bye! 865 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,050 - Brutzel, brutzell - Don't scream like that. 866 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,487 Look at the street... 867 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,922 - Great friends you have there. - Thanks. 868 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,971 - Um, it was nice. - I thought it was nice too. 869 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:14,407 - Taxi for Heinze? - Yes that's me. 870 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,126 Can I take you with me for a while? 871 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,091 Clear. 872 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,411 OK. 873 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,528 - Where are you going? - Um, first in... 874 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,411 Wait a minute. Where do you live? 875 01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,767 Felix, go ahead. 876 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,809 Go ahead, please. 877 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,767 - Is everything ok? - Shit, it doesn't work, I'm sorry. 878 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,526 - Can we get out? - Sure, come on. 879 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,410 Hello? 880 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,483 My girlfriend... 881 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,170 Yes, Lisa was pregnant and um... 882 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,208 I was so happy to become a father, and in the next moment everything was over. 883 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,723 Everything broken. 884 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,685 But... 885 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,368 I'm sorry about that. 886 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,005 Yes. 887 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:37,649 I wonder why I don't I put it in first gear, or... 888 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:49,087 Anyway, I have been ever since no longer got into a car. 889 01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,690 Are you still interested? for a walk? 890 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,203 Come on, come on. 891 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,884 Why do we never have time? for what is really important to us? 892 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,963 No idea. 893 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,681 Because we're afraid Missing out on something even more important? 894 01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,491 you know, what am I really afraid of? 895 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:33,088 I'm really afraid of it, not being a good mother. 896 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,965 What is it then What if I don't love my child? 897 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,806 Or if I make a mistake, that I cannot undo? 898 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:47,570 I really messed up with Leonie. What if something had happened? 899 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,405 But it's not. Look at it this way: 900 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:54,361 You had three children yesterday put to bed and everyone is still alive. 901 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:08,610 Mmm. 902 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,245 Hmm. 903 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,523 Are you one of those? 904 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:24,322 When women stare at your food, Because they actually like it better? 905 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,406 Then let them taste it, and they say, "Mmh, oh!" 906 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:32,645 "That tastes so delicious. I would have preferred to order that. " 907 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,768 Are you one of those? 908 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,161 Oh, stop, I live here. 909 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,362 - Thank you. - Thanks. 910 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,443 - Here, this is for you. - Thanks. 911 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,171 - Will you walk me to the door? - Gladly. 912 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:03,041 He sounded like an old teddy bear, when you turn it over. 913 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,851 Oh, when braking, that “U���h”, right? 914 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,131 Yes. 915 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,966 Yes. I live here. 916 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:14,725 Wow. 917 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,607 - It was great fun today. - Yes. 918 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,161 It was a very nice evening. Thank you. 919 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,848 - And, uh, take good care of yourselves. - I'll do it. 920 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,326 Then uh... 921 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,890 When will I get it? the interview for proofreading? 922 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,322 The interview? 923 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:43,042 - Well, that's a little difficult because... - Yes? 924 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:48,084 Listen, I wanted to tell you... 925 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,402 I am... 926 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,326 This is my friend Ralph. 927 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,369 Uh... darling, where have you been? I've tried calling you x times. 928 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,126 I was at the theater, with his goddaughter. 929 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,330 - I told you that. - Uh. 930 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,960 - Then you are �h... here �h... -Felix. Hi. 931 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,486 Felix. 932 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,122 Super. Thank you for that brought my sweetheart home. 933 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,283 - Good night. - Good night. 934 01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:25,603 - Man, Ralph! - How do you know him again? 935 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:30,004 - Through Jessie, he writes for "GQ". - He writes for “GQ”? 936 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,369 - Did you drive drunk? - I'm not drunk. 937 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,682 Take a taxi, you're going to be a father. 938 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,561 I had a maximum of four glasses of wine. You are not my mother. 939 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,607 - Hen? - I need your help. 940 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,481 - Why? Where are you? - With the cops. 941 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,129 Oh man, hey. 942 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:01,444 - Hen? - Here. I said yes, my brother is coming. 943 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,683 - We never doubted it. - What happened? 944 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:09,721 I really have to tell you something. I wanted to take Karsten to the vet, yes? 945 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:13,284 you know, people are really bad. 946 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,683 Mendacious and corrupt. 947 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,845 Be happy that you are an animal. I could cry again. 948 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,009 Are you even listening to me? 949 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,449 Karsten! 950 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:37,321 Hey! Are you still very close? 951 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,571 Hey! 952 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:47,441 - Get out of here! - Hey! You asshole, stop! 953 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,043 Man, I was totally panicked. Karsten gone, car gone. 954 01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,681 - That was a hit-and-run. - They say that too. 955 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,411 I thought you drive away by car. 956 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,291 - Otherwise it would be called a pedestrian escape - No... 957 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,968 Whatever. I ran home. And do you know who was there? Karsten. 958 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,851 He's all alone walked home. 959 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:12,924 And then... 960 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:17,406 - Here, dude, look at this. - Mr. Henrik Bender? 961 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,363 Are you cops... 962 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,488 or strippers? 963 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,806 Ah, don't say anything, don't say anything. 964 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,285 Stripper. 965 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,570 - That's how it was. - I'll get you out of here. 966 01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,170 - I just did that. - Are you sure? 967 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:42,767 - Hundred per horror. - How do I get my brother out of here? 968 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,323 He can leave at any time. We have his data. It's all ok. 969 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,441 - They're not holding you at all? - No. 970 01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:54,481 - Telling it here was more authentic. - Are you stupid? 971 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,167 Just listen. I wanted to show you that. 972 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,401 I'm really not naive, am I? 973 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:05,130 But this... transcends everything. 974 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,920 Then it takes your shoes off, my dear. 975 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:15,564 - There isn't. - And I found him likeable. 976 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:19,801 Hello? 977 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,362 Here's Felix. Are you alone? I have to tell you something. 978 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,921 Okay, yes. Come in. 979 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:34,170 Listen, I need a moment. Make yourself at home, okay? 980 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,050 OK. 981 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:42,049 It's good that you're here. But that doesn't look so good. 982 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,564 Shit. 983 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,962 I'll start again from the beginning. 984 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:53,682 Now that I'm finally pregnant, Ralph and I want to get married. 985 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:57,526 And then... then you do it sometimes things that... 986 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:02,047 But now that I see it, it's a real shock. 987 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,001 - Shit. I can cry. - Yes, I can imagine. 988 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:09,289 - Have you talked to Ralph about it? - Are you crazy? 989 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:11,568 - He doesn't know. - Okay. 990 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:16,169 No, that means that to men probably not that much at all. 991 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:20,928 - Or you deal with it differently. - Well, I couldn't believe it either. 992 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:25,643 If Ralph doesn't know how to protect you, then I don't know either. 993 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,690 - Tell me, where are you? - Here. 994 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,169 And what do you think of it? 995 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,844 uh... 996 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,329 Does it suck? Shit, right? 997 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:46,370 Yes. With the bow. The loop doesn't work at all, does it? 998 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,968 - Wow. - Wow? 999 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,601 I look like a cake. 1000 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:59,324 Or like a white gift with a huge bow on it. 1001 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:01,369 You look great. But... 1002 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,568 Okay. 1003 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:16,650 Maybe it's the loop a bit much. 1004 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,121 - Can you take them off? - You can. 1005 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,487 - You can. - Do you want to take them off? 1006 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:24,007 - Yeah, okay, I'll take it off. - Okay. 1007 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,208 Well, then... 1008 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,966 But now you can see my baby bump. 1009 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,449 You look great. 1010 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,767 You're still given as a gift. 1011 01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:48,843 Do you know... 1012 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:52,126 it was like that, that we originally... 1013 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,090 So we had each other yes, for a long time... um... 1014 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:58,767 So we've had this for a long time... I'll start again. 1015 01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:02,527 Um, we planned the wedding, long before we knew each other. 1016 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:07,448 So, you and... long before you and I knew each other. 1017 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:11,162 That's why I have the dress bought a very long time ago. 1018 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:15,245 I couldn't hold myself anymore remember it correctly. And um... yeah. 1019 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:16,845 I... 1020 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,881 Okay, then uh... 1021 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:27,688 So if you If you want to hear my opinion then... 1022 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,047 This is a decision for life. 1023 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,929 Well, that's just it, what I've always wanted. 1024 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:38,687 So family, children, being married. 1025 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,322 It's my dream. But... 1026 01:15:57,440 --> 01:16:00,808 So... sometimes you do yes, even illogical things. 1027 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:03,804 - Hormones. - Hormones. Yes, I know. 1028 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,566 Maren, you, I have to go later... shit! 1029 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,167 Maren, that's bad luck! 1030 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:11,767 Are you gone? Huh? 1031 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,651 -Hi. - That's impossible. 1032 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,768 - What are you doing here? - I uh... 1033 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,845 - What are you doing here? - You have a midwife appointment. 1034 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,891 - Oh, the midwife appointment. - I'd better go. 1035 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,680 Stay here. Tell me what you're looking for here. 1036 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,207 In my house. Do you hear me? Hey! 1037 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,488 - Okay... - Hey! Are you deaf? 1038 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,725 Hey! I have no idea who you are. But you're not Jessie's friend. 1039 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,042 - I never said it. - But Maren. 1040 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,011 Yes? She must have lied. Because you're cheating on her. 1041 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:43,930 - Give that here! - If you want to marry her, end it! 1042 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,686 Forget it! You can't blackmail me! 1043 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,890 - I go. - No. We'll sort this out now. 1044 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,524 Maren wants to marry you. That destroys I don't, just because you're an ass. 1045 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,042 -Ralph! Are you crazy? - What? 1046 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:01,409 It sneaks into our lives. What has he lost here? 1047 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,601 - Sorry, it's my fault. - Yes, fuck off! 1048 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:09,366 Stay away from my wife and my child! 1049 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,489 Ralph! 1050 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:15,725 Everything's fine, everything's okay. Hm? Everything's fine, darling. 1051 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,611 - This is my child. - What? 1052 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,969 - I am a donor at "New Life". - What? 1053 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,567 I became sterilized by an accident. 1054 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:32,043 Then I found out that Maren has my child. 1055 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:37,523 I wouldn't have joined your family should sneak, but... yes. 1056 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,448 I am the father of your child. 1057 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,569 Yes, I'm sorry. 1058 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,443 Is that correct? 1059 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,569 No idea. 1060 01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:11,050 I knew that was a shitty idea. 1061 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,849 - Be braver, be louder. - Uh! 1062 01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,205 As easy as it came in, it doesn't come out. 1063 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,411 There are other exercises. Maybe they're better. Gabi, come on. 1064 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,361 Yes. 1065 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:02,287 You have to take part. 1066 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:05,842 Show her that she is not alone. 1067 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,844 Ugh! 1068 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:12,164 Yes, you're doing great. You're going to be a really great father. 1069 01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,323 Uh! 1070 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,962 Oh man! I can't do that! I'm sorry, I can't. 1071 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,202 Don't act like that. 1072 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:23,763 - You help your child into the world. - It's not mine! 1073 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:27,766 - It still has to come out. - You wanted a child too. 1074 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:31,641 But from me! Not from one a complete shambles! 1075 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,646 - The fertilization was your idea. - You didn't give up! 1076 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:38,201 Our lives would have been so nice too. 1077 01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:41,284 Now we have to four years of changing diapers! 1078 01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,523 - Or just three. - With a girl. 1079 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:48,482 - This is our plan, our dream. - No, Maren. This is your dream, okay? 1080 01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:51,849 But if it doesn't work, you have to leave it alone! 1081 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,083 I know it's not easy. But we can do it. 1082 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:58,403 - We did too much wrong for that. - What do you think? 1083 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,724 You're constantly hanging hanging out with the biological father. 1084 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,727 And I'm fucking my assistant. 1085 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:08,524 - You're doing what? - I'm fucking my assistant! 1086 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,923 I'm sorry, Maren. 1087 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,927 I believe I don't love you anymore. 1088 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:20,766 Yes. 1089 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,846 It's better if we don't Better now than too late. 1090 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:28,528 Too late? It's too late, I'm pregnant! 1091 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,763 But not from me! 1092 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,525 Hey! 1093 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,402 There are also positions that you can do without a partner. 1094 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,324 The dog. 1095 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,204 Uh, she's gone. 1096 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,608 Come on, let's go have coffee. 1097 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,924 She should be happy that you are the father. 1098 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:26,050 You look good, you're sporty, not macho... 1099 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,601 Wow, did you see that? 1100 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:31,161 He even sucks stones. 1101 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,687 Well, you have neither money nor job, but... 1102 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:36,366 - You should build me up. - I do. 1103 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,329 Tom! 1104 01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:42,122 Yes! Have you seen that? A loaf of bread. 1105 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:46,410 I have to tell you something. Hold on tight. Maren Heinze has separated. 1106 01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,608 - What? - Felix, what are you doing... 1107 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,366 - Tell me, do you drink? - No. 1108 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,921 - Uh, how separated? - Just came on the radio. 1109 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:57,608 Tom, this is a huge mess. Stop it now! 1110 01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,764 - Bye. - And what do I write in the report? 1111 01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:21,161 Maren, listen, This Felix isn't at GQ at all. 1112 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:25,769 Nobody knows him, right? Yes. I told you. 1113 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:29,242 I said it straight away. He asks such strange questions. 1114 01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:43,681 Maren? I was just about to call you. 1115 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:48,323 I'm going to Parisius. I want to know whether the child is yours. Come there. 1116 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:53,010 Shit. 1117 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,161 Ms. Heinze, Mr. Bender. 1118 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:59,529 I am bound to confidentiality. 1119 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:02,241 But now that you're both sitting in front of me, 1120 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:06,928 and that in terms of confidentiality represents a kind of... gray area, 1121 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:10,847 Despite everything, I'll tell you that you, Mr. Bender, 1122 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:15,484 the sperm donor of Mrs. Heinze's unborn child... 1123 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:21,442 I'll just make sure again that I'm not saying anything wrong here. 1124 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,329 Ms. Heinze... 1125 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,485 Yes. 1126 01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,001 - Mr. Bender? - Yes. 1127 01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,565 You are not the father of the child. 1128 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:48,205 What? uh... 1129 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:54,450 uh... 1130 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,283 - Maren, that... - Shit. 1131 01:23:57,440 --> 01:24:00,011 That, that can't be right, I have it... 1132 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:06,329 Maren, wait. Maren, wait a minute! 1133 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:09,246 - Maren, wait! - That's exactly what I didn't want. 1134 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,402 - Maren, please. - Leave me alone! 1135 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:14,643 I found your sperm this is as good as new. 1136 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,167 So unused. Is unused! 1137 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:20,609 Maren, please. Listen to me. I really thought... 1138 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,047 I trusted you, opened up to you! 1139 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,682 And you come trampling into my life and ruin everything! 1140 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:30,205 I didn't know how to tell you... 1141 01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:32,886 You had no idea what you're doing! 1142 01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:36,647 Would you have preferred a master plan? I just wanted... 1143 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:40,122 Becoming a father, I know! You lied to me from the start. 1144 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:43,523 No journalist! You only ever cared about the child. 1145 01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:49,085 That's not true. I never thought that I could ever feel anything like that again. 1146 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:52,369 - You gave me hope. - The hope of becoming a father! 1147 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:55,843 Can you still, your sperm is in there! 1148 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,446 - Maren, now... - Just look at yourself. 1149 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:02,446 You couldn't even know your wife take a taxi to the hospital. 1150 01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,401 What kind of father is that supposed to be? You live in the past. 1151 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,520 You're looking for a replacement for your lost love. Good luck. 1152 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:19,210 - I just wanted to help you. - Why did you do that? 1153 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:22,808 You were so down when Karsten bit your balls. 1154 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:26,283 - He didn't do well with it either. - Here, your work. 1155 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:31,723 You should just become friends again. Then there was Maren, and I thought... 1156 01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:37,367 - I just wanted to bring you together. - You didn't! That was a shitty idea. 1157 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,763 I could have guessed that he breaks his confidentiality? 1158 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:43,686 - Get out, come on. - The guy is a doctor after all. 1159 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,047 You could sue him for that. 1160 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,447 You too, Karsten. 1161 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,449 Come on, get out. 1162 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,084 Maren! 1163 01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:03,244 Maren? 1164 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,967 sorry, what was the question? 1165 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,561 Hello. 1166 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:31,447 - Good afternoon. - What, already afternoon? 1167 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:34,285 - Shall we go to the outdoor pool? - Please? 1168 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:38,889 - Whether we want to go to the outdoor pool. - You can swim here. 1169 01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:42,010 No, I don't want to. They're arguing about you down there. 1170 01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:48,366 - It was his last chance. - I would have hit on the woman too. 1171 01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:51,729 - That's how you are. - Oh man, in his situation. 1172 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:54,691 He destroys a family and isn't even the father. 1173 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,731 - He didn't know that. - The relationship was broken. 1174 01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,327 If he had told her everything straight away, if you were together now. 1175 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,642 - Says who? - I. I felt it. 1176 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,928 - And how? - Female intuition. 1177 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:08,481 - What does that mean? - Nothing. I'm on Team Betti. 1178 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,041 - Since when? - Maybe since forever? 1179 01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:14,091 He lied. And now he lets himself be hanged. 1180 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:18,724 - You will be allowed to mourn as a man. - Mourning? This is depression. 1181 01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:22,441 - He needs therapy. - He doesn't need it, Dr. Sybil. 1182 01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,128 - Why are you insulting Sybille like that now? - Tom is right. 1183 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:32,167 Hello, people, I'm sitting at the table! 1184 01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:37,246 Can you please stop Discussing my life, huh? 1185 01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:42,849 - The cake is fantastic. - Did you bake well? 1186 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,526 someone has to talk about your life if you don't. 1187 01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,762 I don't want, that you talk about it. 1188 01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,209 You mean well, but your life is different. 1189 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:04,491 I'm sad, because I wanted a family. 1190 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:07,325 - And you have children after all. - One. 1191 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,644 It didn't work again. I have to deal with that. 1192 01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,804 So no advice please, okay? No advice. 1193 01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,931 Look, Uncle Felix, is that correct? 1194 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:20,369 - Hey, no... - No, leave it alone. Yes, it's great. 1195 01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:27,041 - It works. - Great darling. 1196 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:30,170 - You taught her that. - Yes, I have. 1197 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,489 You did well. 1198 01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:38,043 - Maybe it's the seed. - He can't be tested. 1199 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,441 - Hmm? - Nothing. 1200 01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:02,121 Hey. I hope you're doing well up there. 1201 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,401 Husband Lisa, I made a mess. 1202 01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:08,487 But you probably already know that. 1203 01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:11,722 Yes, I already know that. 1204 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,405 Hi, dad. 1205 01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:16,525 Hi. 1206 01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:23,088 Come here, my boy. 1207 01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:29,010 I have you hasn't been pressed for a long time. 1208 01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:38,290 Henne has already told me everything. Do you want to talk about it? 1209 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:41,851 You know I'm not good at talking. 1210 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,322 - Who do you think you got that from? - From mom. 1211 01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:46,050 Correct. 1212 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,202 What do I get from you then, hmm? 1213 01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:50,328 Nothing at all. 1214 01:31:53,720 --> 01:31:57,486 Felix... you know, it's not important 1215 01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:01,087 that you in life always does everything right. 1216 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:04,449 I haven't either always done everything right. 1217 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:07,046 What is important is that you have dreams, 1218 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:10,363 dreams, for which you have to fight. 1219 01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:13,729 You haven't even started yet to fight. 1220 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:16,691 And as for the child, I'll tell you: 1221 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:20,003 A family is created not by blood relationship. 1222 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:24,530 A family is created through love. 1223 01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:27,402 It's that simple. 1224 01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:29,927 Here! I know where she is. 1225 01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:32,971 - What, who? -Maren! Hi, dad. 1226 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,851 -Hi. - Hello, Felix. So... 1227 01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:38,640 I'm in this hall, while watching television. 1228 01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:41,008 Those who believe they are something better. 1229 01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:43,448 Did you know that hen is adopted? 1230 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,240 - What? - Yes, it was an adoption mistake. 1231 01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:49,803 Now do you want to know how did I find out? 1232 01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:51,724 So... 1233 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:56,531 - Thank you for your help. - Please take the rat away. 1234 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:59,650 That's not a rat. This is Karsten. 1235 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:03,089 Karsten... Shh! From. 1236 01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:12,530 She is at her hut. Hirtenalm at Ro�feld. 1237 01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:15,445 Come on, boy, off! No more talking, driving. 1238 01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,001 - Here please. There. - Thanks. 1239 01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:21,482 And remember, we're a family. I'm sorry, okay? 1240 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,571 Phew. OK. Come, come, come. 1241 01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:27,609 Come on, you can do it. 1242 01:33:27,920 --> 01:33:31,049 Okay... Okay, you can do it. 1243 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,444 Drive, boy! 1244 01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,848 Okay, you can do it. Come on. 1245 01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:45,521 That way it will never arrive. 1246 01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:55,322 You know what, dad? It's really good to be home again. 1247 01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:57,687 Yes, I agree. 1248 01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:00,889 It was pretty boring without you. 1249 01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,164 - Really? - Nope. 1250 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:16,482 There, come on, drive over. 1251 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:27,722 Oh man, I'm sorry. 1252 01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:40,685 Maren? 1253 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:44,246 Maren, hey... Maren, wait! 1254 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,251 Maren! 1255 01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:55,885 Maren! 1256 01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,405 Fuck! Maren. 1257 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:03,087 Maren, I'm coming. Maren, I'm coming! 1258 01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,286 Maren! 1259 01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:12,846 Maren! Drive over! 1260 01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:19,408 - Hello, pull over, Maren! - Well, drive over. 1261 01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:21,449 Fucking horn. 1262 01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:25,048 - Now pull over, you Horst. - Get over it! 1263 01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:27,408 You should drive over. 1264 01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:32,527 -Maren! - Oh shit! 1265 01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:35,047 -Maren! - This is Felix. 1266 01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:38,284 - Roll down the windows! - I don't hear you! 1267 01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:40,363 I'll take the window down! 1268 01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,807 - Is he crazy? - Now talk to him. 1269 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,930 :. 1270 01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:57,044 Okay, listen, I have to talk to you. 1271 01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:01,126 - I made a mistake. - What? I can't hear you! 1272 01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:04,728 I made a mistake! You make mistakes in life! 1273 01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:06,963 Give me another chance! 1274 01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:09,645 I... 1275 01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:14,011 Look: I could even do it drive to the hospital! 1276 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:23,321 Uh, Maren, we could maybe pull over to the right? 1277 01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:25,722 Then we can continue talking. 1278 01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:39,250 Phew... 1279 01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:11,442 :. 1280 01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:23,362 You came here for me? 1281 01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:26,330 I thought It takes too long to ride a bike. 1282 01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:28,961 Then there would be the child maybe already there and... 1283 01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,687 And I wanted to be romantic. 1284 01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:43,405 Felix, I still need time a little. 1285 01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:46,368 Okay, you get it. 1286 01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:06,327 - Okay, where should we go? - It doesn't matter, as long as you're driving. 1287 01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,085 OK. 1288 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:13,928 I think it's better if you buckle up, okay? 1289 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:35,888 - The stork brings the children. - Says who? 1290 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,403 - Grandpa. - Is he stupid? Grandpa is old. 1291 01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:44,084 I'll tell you now, where, Mom and dad brought your little brother here. 1292 01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:46,607 From the sperm bank. 1293 01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:49,491 From what? What is a sperm bank? 1294 01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:52,371 So first give there the men take off their speedsters. 1295 01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:56,890 Then the women come with their balls, so with her ovaries... 1296 01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:01,966 The women have a garage and can choose a speedster. 1297 01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:05,806 And then he has to drive into the garage, 1298 01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:08,008 and then... boom! 1299 01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:11,961 With your little brother These are even daddy's original speedsters. 1300 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,203 I took them to the bank with him. 1301 01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:17,807 - But that's secret. Shh! - Okay. 1302 01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:22,250 - Okay. Ghetto fist. - Hen, did you get something for lunch? 1303 01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:24,289 - Yes, here. - These are cookies. 1304 01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:28,127 - Chocolate chip cookies. - You should get her something healthy. 1305 01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:31,443 What's not healthy about chocolate? 1306 01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:34,764 - Hey! - Well, I have to go. 1307 01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:38,448 Chocolate is great. There are vitamins in there. 1308 01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:42,321 Here you go. This is a great sofa. This is a dream, haha. 1309 01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:45,006 Did we do everything right, huh? 1310 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,528 - Kissing is gross. - What? 1311 01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:50,206 Since when is kissing disgusting? Hey, darling... 1312 01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:53,648 Well, I have to go. I finally have a real job. 1313 01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:55,689 I'm shooting an advertisement now. 1314 01:39:57,680 --> 01:39:59,250 Against... 1315 01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:01,846 Body aches, you know? 1316 01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:07,441 - Bye. - Bye! 1317 01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:10,650 What exactly is a sperm bank? 1318 01:40:12,160 --> 01:40:15,448 - Um... do you want to? - No, go ahead. 1319 01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,648 - No, no, you. - No, you can. 1320 01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:19,928 - You, you. - Me? 1321 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,563 So... 1322 01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:24,643 That was like that... 1323 01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:26,962 - You know Karsten. - Mmm. 1324 01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:32,047 And so four or five years ago, Dad lived with Uncle Henne. 1325 01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,771 And Karsten I really like honey. 1326 01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:39,130 And one night daddy forgot to put on his pajamas, 1327 01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:42,807 and is stupid slipped on a bottle of honey... 1328 01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:10,524 Copyright � EUROTAPE 2014 Subtitle: Katrin Zdravkovic and others.