1 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:46,421 The-- there were events that began at... 2 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:52,219 After the cyclone where Floyd and I met, 3 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:57,558 about a week after the cyclone, would-- Floyd and I had bonded. 4 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:01,019 He threw a cornhole celebration. 5 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,605 You know where the Jamba Juice is on Center Street? 6 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,858 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's... It's right near the station. 7 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,485 That's right near my office. 8 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,822 It's right behind the Jamba Juice, Purina Corporate. 9 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,700 -Cool. -Yeah. 10 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,746 You know, that-- that's my Jamba Juice, too. Central. 11 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,542 -Okay. Well, wow, me too. -I'm in there all the time. 12 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:27,629 Like, the-- the Go Getter is my energy lift, you know? 13 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,631 It used to be coffee, but I was drinking, 14 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,385 like, way, you know-- it was like, "Hang on here, what?" 15 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,553 You know? 16 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,517 Yeah. 17 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:46,648 Nice. Yeah, Go Getter. It's me too. Wow. Okay. 18 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,108 -Is that right? -Yeah. 19 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,652 It's the healthiest one, more or less. Don't you think? 20 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,488 Floyd gets the PB Chocolate Love. 21 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,991 -PB Chocolate Love. -Yeah. 22 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,909 -That's nice. -I mean, it's pretty much a milkshake. 23 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,249 What about the girls? What do they like to do? 24 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:07,794 Oh, well, let's see. Lately, they're into crafting. 25 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,547 -Dance. -Dance. You guys have a dance school? 26 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,466 No, we just-- we just started looking, actually. 27 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,093 Dance with Miss Ashley Dance Academy on Campbell. 28 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,472 -Yeah, that's a good one, huh? -Good? No, it's great. 29 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,849 We signed Richard up there for the-- He, you know, 30 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,225 he has some things. 31 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,769 He doesn't like sports... 32 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,062 -Oh, okay. -...so we've had to 33 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,147 -try some other things. -Yeah. 34 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,691 Hey, hey! Hey, Richard! 35 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,319 Show Eimy some of your dance moves. 36 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,238 I don't have any dance moves. 37 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:39,242 Yeah, that's right. Okay, right answer. Awesome. 38 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,495 Does he-- he hasn't learned anything yet? 39 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,664 -Or he's just being bad, or-- -No, that's what I'm saying. 40 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,209 We bought, like, a three-month dance pack, and then he didn't even go. 41 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,502 Like, not even once. 42 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:52,547 But I didn't want it to be a thing where he felt like he had disappointed us 43 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,257 because we paid all that money, so I went. 44 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,301 I'm a... I sign. 45 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,097 I do the big stage at the 314 Fest every summer. 46 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,890 The big, like, RandB, hip-hop stage. 47 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,059 And, you know, they just want me to sign the lyrics, 48 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,894 but I-- I wanted to give the deaf audience, 49 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,354 like, a richer experience. 50 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,941 So I wanted to link the lyrics to, like, a rhythm and groove. 51 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,652 And I got, you know, really into it. 52 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,737 -Wow. -And then I renewed the pack. 53 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,657 -For you? -Fuck yeah. 54 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,158 Wow. 55 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,160 So, you do the weather? 56 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,790 Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah. 57 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,794 Clark Forrest. My favorite, actually. 58 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,130 Total favorite. 59 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,299 Thank you so much. 60 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,010 -That's-- -Total favorite local weather. 61 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,178 Channel 10. 62 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,808 That's very... 63 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,185 I... 64 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,814 You know, I do-- It's not the only... 65 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,945 I have a... I have a deep-sea demolition company 66 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,531 off the coast of Canada... 67 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,491 -Wow. Wow. -...that I founded. 68 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,410 And I... And I still... 69 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,537 I go... 70 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:11,918 I oversee and I engineer, the-- the-- the big demo. 71 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,632 So, yeah, I... I do that. 72 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,138 -I... -What? 73 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,306 I'm the... 74 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,391 They call me... 75 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,604 the Bang Master, actually. 76 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,736 Or Big Bang, sometimes. 77 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,281 So, anyway, I'm up there. I'm doing that. 78 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:46,077 I'm overseeing, you know, really the whole, you know, 79 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,914 fucking company. Everything dangerous. 80 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:54,961 So I, you know, I do that in addition to the weather. 81 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,422 You know, I gotta mix it up a little bit. 82 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,090 -Wow. -Yeah. 83 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,383 Okay. 84 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,555 Bang Master. 85 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,309 The Big Bang. 86 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,402 Three, four. Right, left. 87 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,780 Right, left. Two, three. 88 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,407 Crisscross. 89 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,327 Clap your hands. Good job! 90 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,915 Jump. Jump. Two, three. To the right. 91 00:06:54,998 --> 00:07:00,253 To the left. Now we go around the world. Oh, here we go! 92 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,106 Come on. 93 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,242 Beginner hip-hop, five minutes. 94 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,577 What class are you in? 95 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,664 -Intermediate hip-hop. -All right. 96 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,084 Yeah, it's a good workout. You know, I'm trying to lose a few. 97 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:43,380 Well, it's good for the heart rate. It's good for my curve, too. 98 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,216 -For your what? -Peyronie's. 99 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,718 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 100 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,973 Usually caused by trauma. Blunt trauma. 101 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,516 Mine was. 102 00:07:56,518 --> 00:08:00,063 What-- what ha-- what happened? Do you mind me asking? 103 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,274 No, I'll tell you. 104 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,991 I went on this job interview in Chicago. 105 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,869 I had an interview to maybe start equity trading. 106 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,956 Carol's idea. It was a good idea. 107 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,792 You look great. 108 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:24,045 I was selling printer toner, which nobody was really buying anymore. 109 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,338 Okay. 110 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,466 The Chicago job would have been pretty good money, 111 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,677 like a big deal for the family. 112 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,930 So, I headed downtown for this thing. 113 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,808 She made me get there really early. 114 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,771 So I'd be early. 115 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,569 And so, I'm there crossing LaSalle, busy street, 116 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,238 sun's coming up, and I witnessed this thing. 117 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,950 This kid is in the middle of, like, 118 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,077 -five lanes, six lanes. I don't know. -Hey, hey, hey! Yeah! 119 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,831 Walking back and forth. He has mental health issues. 120 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,207 And there he is. 121 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:05,503 Like, that's where he wants to be, like, in that danger. 122 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:09,883 Whiz, man. Like, cars just, like, flying right next to him. Whiz! 123 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,551 Like, he's almost getting killed, 124 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,304 but he keeps smiling and, like, spinning around, 125 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,097 almost dying the whole time. 126 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,811 -You-- So, what, like... -So, I... I go get him. 127 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,816 And I get him. And I get him into a firm embrace. 128 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,531 And then we, like, Frogger back over to safety. 129 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,246 We made it. We made it. 130 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:46,336 And then what happened? Did you get hit in the penis by a car? 131 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,213 No, no. I got on the news. 132 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,716 I'm here with Floyd Smernitch, who just hours ago 133 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,010 risked his life to save a troubled young man 134 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:59,057 from real danger on LaSalle this morning. Floyd, do you consider yourself a hero? 135 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:03,311 You-- I... No, I don't think that's-- I don't think that's important. 136 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,271 I think-- I think what's important... 137 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,274 So, I bolt across this busy downtown street 138 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,652 'cause I'm late, and Carol really wants to get this job. 139 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,821 Yeah. But tell me what happened with the-- 140 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,573 Okay, beginner hip-hop. 141 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,617 -That happened later. -Yeah? 142 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,620 Yeah. Hey! Hey, first day? 143 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,039 -Yeah. -Yeah. Are you excited? 144 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,458 All right, cool. Well, I want you to have a good time 145 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,210 and, you know, dance your best. 146 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,920 But remember, you don't have to dance better 147 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,171 -than anybody else... -That's right. 148 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,216 ...because it's not a sport. It's a form of expression. 149 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,846 And here we go! And feel it. 150 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,058 Yes! Looking great! 151 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,771 -All right! -Hey, Clark, can I get a jump? 152 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,274 -Yes. -A jump? 153 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,444 All right. Looking good! 154 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,238 Yeah, sorry, man. 155 00:10:55,321 --> 00:11:01,536 Yeah, this car is 14 years young, but I guess that means she's old. 156 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,209 -Hey, sweetheart. -Hey. 157 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:14,048 Yeah, it's dead. Way. So, I'm gonna have to get it towed. 158 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,426 I gotta wait till my next paycheck, I guess. 159 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,637 -Okay. -I'm just gonna go and tell Miss Ashley 160 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,848 that we're gonna abandon the car here, for a little bit. 161 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,184 Okay. 162 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,622 Tried to get her going again with my jumpers. 163 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,337 You could probably just touch it, with your hand. 164 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,508 It would probably just start right up. 165 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,102 She's cool with it! 166 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,148 Okay. 167 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,361 -She's cool with it. -Okay. 168 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,447 -Later, man! -Later, man. 169 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,286 Oh, hey. Thank you. 170 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,374 One-car household. 171 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,547 I mean, even if I wasn't taking the RandB dance class, 172 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,925 we still wouldn't have enough for another good car, 173 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,593 just so you know. 174 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,515 I don't want you to blame it on the RandB dance lessons. 175 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,599 Okay. 176 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:54,148 -It's weird. -What? 177 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,942 Taking the bus. 178 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,653 You're not taking the bus. I'm taking the bus. 179 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,946 You're taking the one car 180 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,948 because I work on the street, the bus goes down, 181 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,325 and you work in weird, faraway places. 182 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,786 I don't even know why you're still sitting here at the bus stop. 183 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,413 You have to take Richard to school. 184 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,499 I wanted to say that it's weird that you're taking the bus 185 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,167 while I'm taking the car. 186 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,461 I wanted to say that before I got in the car. 187 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,338 -Okay, thank you. -Okay. 188 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,674 -I love you. -I love you too. 189 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,510 Okay. 190 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,706 -I love you. -What? 191 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,458 I love you. 192 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,501 I love you. 193 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,716 Okay, I can't hear-- I can't hear you over our one car. 194 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,884 What are you saying? 195 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,722 -I love you. -I love you too. 196 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,933 -Okay, bye, see ya. -See ya. 197 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,067 Fuck. 198 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,778 Come on, come on. 199 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,825 Oh, nice. Okay. 200 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,828 -All right, see you. -Bye. 201 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:31,954 Okay. 202 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,456 Hi. 203 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,793 Go Getter? 204 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:47,381 Yeah. My every day. Go Getter. For sure, yeah. 205 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,093 Same. Usually take a midday break, get the energy up. 206 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,094 I hear ya. 207 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,188 -What is "bunting"? -For the batter? 208 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,775 The-- It says "bunting" in this little book that they gave me, 209 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,152 but it's like I should already know what bunting is. 210 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,820 -Okay. -I don't know what it is. 211 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,155 -Yeah, it's-- -Bunting. 212 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,492 Yeah... I'm gonna explain it to you. 213 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,370 Whenever I ask Floyd anything about ump stuff, 214 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,705 he's like-- he acts like I'm not even talking. 215 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,833 Have you-- have you always been in love with umpiring? 216 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,420 I've never been in love with umpiring, even now when I'm doing it. 217 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:31,050 But it's 85 a game, and it's right behind the house, so... 218 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,096 You're blowing up. 219 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:42,770 It's a demo call. That's for demolition. 220 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,982 Sorry. The-- the guys, they're... They got a big job today. 221 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:51,445 They're... They get nervous and kind of puss out. 222 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,906 And they got to call someone who's, 223 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,284 you know, done it a bunch of times, you know? 224 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,912 They pussy out. 225 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,875 -What's that? -They pussy out and they call you? 226 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,553 So, I don't know anything about ump stuff. 227 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,515 Maybe I should go to like a Cardinals game, yeah? 228 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,850 But that's pricey. 229 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,185 And I probably don't even understand what's going on 230 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,437 in a Cardinals game. 231 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,232 You know, we get group tickets. 232 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:32,111 -Yeah? -Yeah, at WTGK. 233 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:36,115 We get-- we get 'em in block, and... 234 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,826 maybe you could join one of those? 235 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,164 Yeah, I mean, that would-- I would like to join, yeah. Like, when? 236 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,793 There's a schedule of games. 237 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,087 That information is on here. 238 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,049 Like, look. Thursday? 239 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,844 Can you do it Thursday? And then I could maybe join that block? 240 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,514 -Let me check my work schedule. -Come on. 241 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,808 Don't pussy out. 242 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:18,074 -Why is he walking out to the pitcher? -To talk to the pitcher. 243 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,159 Here you go. Just pass that one down there. 244 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,496 -About what? -Probably about pitching. You know? 245 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,540 I know. I'm just having fun. Nope, that's yours. 246 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,209 Snag it. 247 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,798 That's the light beer. Snag it. 248 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,466 Snag that one? 249 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,344 Yeah. It's yours. 250 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,429 Snag it. 251 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,892 Is there a limit to how many timeouts they can get? 252 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,481 Not-- No. I don't think so. The-- 253 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,442 Baseball is one of those games that doesn't have a clock. 254 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,236 Interesting. 255 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,697 -Yeah. -Interesting. 256 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,907 Cheers. 257 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,868 -Do you wanna pass this one? -Yeah. 258 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,204 Here you go, one more. 259 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,874 You should come to Strohmeyer on Saturday and see my game. 260 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,919 Watch my big league moves. 261 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,588 Oh, yeah? 262 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,175 It'd be great to see Floyd. 263 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,762 Oh, well, he's actually not gonna be there 264 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,348 'cause he's gonna be downstate at his mom's. 265 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,641 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 266 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,686 -At Saturday? -2:00 p.m. 267 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,858 I bike ride at Strohmeyer. 268 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,779 In the afternoons on Saturdays, so... 269 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,282 -Cool. -Yeah. 270 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,075 'Cause that's when I'll be there. So... 271 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:49,665 Saturday in the afternoon. And Floyd will be downstate. 272 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,346 Play ball! 273 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,016 Strike three! 274 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,956 Wednesday afternoon, I could. 275 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,209 -I could, too. -Yeah? 276 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,920 At the Quality Garden Suites? 277 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,674 It's gonna be a long week till then. 278 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,681 Listen. 279 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,183 Can I tell you something? 280 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,062 You can do anything with me. 281 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:42,319 You never have to have any fears about sharing anything with me. 282 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:47,241 At the Quality Garden Suites, or wherever we are. 283 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,910 I want your dreams. 284 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,499 You want my dreams? 285 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,587 At the Quality Garden Suites? 286 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,006 Give me your dreams. 287 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:03,841 Tell me. 288 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,227 I would like... I would like for you... 289 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,731 to sit on my face. 290 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,320 Yeah? 291 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,490 And just go about your business. 292 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,329 You know, do tasks on your phone. 293 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,372 Just... 294 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,375 Just while you sit on my face. 295 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:45,758 Yeah, it's 9-7-9-2, 296 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:49,720 0-2-1-3, 3-3-0-7. 297 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,931 That'll be the second attempt at delivery. 298 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,017 Okay, well, it says here. 299 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,185 -Hold. -What? 300 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,688 FedEx put me on hold, and it's their fault. 301 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:12,993 So you would-- 302 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:16,413 you would meet more regularly at the Quality Garden Suites? 303 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:22,002 -Yeah. Our dream meetings, yeah. -What's a dream meeting? 304 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:28,175 Well, that's when we'd just meet 305 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:33,973 and make each other's dream come true. 306 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,182 Sexually. 307 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:42,231 Make all our dreams come true. At the Quality Garden Suites. 308 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,108 Yeah. 309 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,279 That's the one in the suburbs, right? 310 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,156 Yeah. 311 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,575 And that's where your dreams came true? 312 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,078 -Yeah. -Yeah. 313 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:58,706 Like? 314 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,084 Like what? 315 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,170 Like, what's one of your dreams? 316 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,099 Like... 317 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,519 weight. 318 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,359 Weight placement. 319 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,196 Weight placement? 320 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,616 Like someone... 321 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,495 places their weight on you... 322 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,247 on your... 323 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,208 on you. 324 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,546 So good. 325 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,923 So good. 326 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,518 So, when are you going to have Smernitch's computer stuff? 327 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:04,063 -Hour, hour and a half. -Okay. 328 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,402 Forrest is in custody. 329 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,447 -Yeah, nice arrest. -What's that? 330 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,074 It was a nice arrest. 331 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,535 -Okay. -Substantive evidence. 332 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,829 He's at the scene. We've got motive. 333 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:24,416 And now that he's in holding, we'll get more. 334 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,295 That's usually how it, like, goes down, you know? 335 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:30,756 Okay. 336 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:32,716 Okay. 337 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:37,888 No one jacks off to magazines in modern society. 338 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,808 Well, this guy did. I'm gonna interview Forrest. 339 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:45,104 And I want you to interview the wife. Please. 340 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:59,535 See, you want to interview both subjects of a problematic affair at the same time 341 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:03,122 so they don't have time to get their story straight, 342 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:06,166 -if they're gonna tell you a story. -Yes, I knew that. 343 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,211 I can interview him. You can interview her. 344 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,296 You interview her, I'll interview him. 345 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,715 -I'd like to interview him. -I'd like you to interview her. 346 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:16,009 -Why? -She's not a suspect. I'm lead. 347 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,970 You are to understand that. He's under arrest. 348 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,638 I just-- I need her version of it 349 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:24,393 so I'll know when he's lying. Now, go interview her, please, Twyla. 350 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,302 Did Floyd Smernitch have a life insurance policy? 351 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,388 No way, Jose. 352 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,894 -Mrs. Smernitch, where-- -Love-Smernitch. 353 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:10,063 There's a thing. Love-Smernitch. 354 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,026 Mrs. Love-Smernitch. 355 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,613 Where did you first meet Clark Forrest? 356 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:21,992 Cornhole. There was a cornhole get-together on our lawn. 357 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,620 That's when you and Clark Forrest began your relationship? 358 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,247 No, that's when I met Clark Forrest. 359 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:31,293 And he told me that he owned and operated or founded, whatever, 360 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:36,465 a company that did deep sea explosions in Canada. 361 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,052 -Clark Forrest told you this? -Yeah, that's what I just said. 362 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,224 And this wasn't true? 363 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,435 I found out later. No, that was untrue. 364 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,771 -None of that was true? -No. 365 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,858 But at the time, did you believe him? 366 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:59,488 I had no reason to think he was lying. Can you speak up, please? 367 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:08,830 And what effect did this have on you when you were told that 368 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:13,627 Mr. Forrest oversaw underwater explosions and that sort of thing? 369 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:19,299 Yeah, I was interested and curious, you know, about his explosion work. Yeah. 370 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,846 And what did you talk to Mr. Forrest about? 371 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,062 I talked about my son, and about work, 372 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,857 and, Jamba Juice, and... 373 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:41,655 and my husband, that's about all. 374 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:45,534 I mean, I didn't think that the ordinary matters 375 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,329 of my life would be very intriguing, really, to anybody. 376 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,873 They're samey as anyone else, so... 377 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:56,169 I don't really talk a lot, so I didn't say very much. 378 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:59,715 So, is it fair to say that this relationship, 379 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,759 it was instigated by Clark Forrest? 380 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,682 Can you speak up? 381 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,859 He was trying to seduce you, or in that manner? 382 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:24,281 -He was behaving in that manner? -He was behaving in that manner, yes. 383 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,699 Explosions, I mean. 384 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,910 Yeah. Right? Come on. 385 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,539 And when did you see Mr. Forrest next? 386 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,668 -Jamba Juice. -So, you were at the same Jamba Juice. 387 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,795 You bump into Mr. Forrest. 388 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,465 -Yeah. -Who was there first? 389 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,802 I remember... 390 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:52,893 I saw Mr. Forrest at the counter barstool situation, when I entered. 391 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,019 So, he was there. 392 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,522 -Then you came in. -Yes. 393 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,362 -And we ordered the same thing. -The same Jamba Juice. 394 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,865 Jamba Juice makes different combinations of juices, yeah. 395 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:10,202 And Mr. Forrest and I ordered the same one, 396 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,787 which was the Go Getter. 397 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,830 You know, so we had a little laugh about that. 398 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,916 You had a laugh. 399 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,293 Yeah. 400 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:26,927 So, cornhole, Jamba Juice, another few encounters, 401 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,763 -and then a brief intimacy began. -Yes, and then it ended. 402 00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:31,681 Had you ever discussed leaving your husband? 403 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,392 -Discussed with Clark? -Yes. 404 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,645 -Yes, many times. Many times. -Discussed in what way? 405 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,773 Discussed in the way where I said many times to him 406 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,566 that I had no interest in leaving my husband 407 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,360 and that I would never do that. 408 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:51,701 That's all. 409 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,662 Thank you. 410 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:55,580 Okay. 411 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:59,876 I have a warrant to take the mail that you received this week into evidence. 412 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,171 -That's again? -That again what? 413 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:06,800 -You're doing that again? -We're doing that each week. 414 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:10,387 For a duration. All will be returned to you. 415 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,931 Your bills and files are kept where? 416 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:16,268 -In the hutch. -The hutch? 417 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:20,897 Yeah, we don't have an office-type situation in this house, so... 418 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:25,277 we maintain all the paperwork in a hutch. Wow. 419 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:26,903 "Wow"? 420 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:30,449 Wow with all the questions and stuff and shit, okay? 421 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,453 I'm sorry. Sorry. 422 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,082 -It's okay. -You know, it's just been... 423 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,294 a lot. 424 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,087 Of course. 425 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,343 May I see the hutch? 426 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:55,182 Sure. 427 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,261 This contains tax matters? 428 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:37,307 Of your family's? This box? 429 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,393 That's Floyd's stuff. 430 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,482 I'd like to take this for assessment too, ma'am. 431 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,612 So, she makes your dreams come true, Carol Smernitch. 432 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,366 She makes your dreams come true, Clark. And then she tells you, 433 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,701 after all that, she's still in love with her husband. 434 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,539 Isn't that what happens to you next? 435 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:07,462 Nails, hair, hips, heels Face done, lips real 436 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:11,383 Purse full, big bills Yes, I'm a big deal... 437 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,678 It was really nice of Floyd to get us all tickets. 438 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:15,929 Yeah, totally. 439 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,099 You, me, you wish New phone, who this? 440 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,809 Do you guys want a water? 441 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,352 I would love one. 442 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,603 -Do you want water? -No, thank you. 443 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,355 -No? Okay. -Thank you. Thank you. 444 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:30,860 Girl, what did that girl just say, girl? Oh, girl, I don't dance, I work 445 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,196 I don't play, I slay 446 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,783 I don't walk, I strut, strut, strut And then sashay 447 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,702 But I don't work for free 448 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:42,497 That's not the tea, hunty So make it rain on me 449 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,292 -And I might let you see -What you gonna let them see? 450 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:49,838 My nails, hair, hips, heels Nails, hair, hips, heels, nails... 451 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,256 He's just... 452 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,013 Okay, dolls, y'all know What time it is, come on... 453 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,432 -You okay? -Look at him. 454 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,559 -Everybody on the floor... -Floyd? 455 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,185 Stretch out those arms Stretch out those legs 456 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,062 Stretch out that wrist Stretch out that weave... 457 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,440 He is trying so hard. 458 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,317 I want to see you work, come on 459 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:14,154 Drop for me, drop for me, drop Drop for me, drop for me, drop 460 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,530 Drop for me, drop for me... 461 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,115 Yeah, he-- you-- he's pretty good. 462 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:21,828 You wouldn't think that a guy, like, that big 463 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:26,833 or that an overweight guy would be great at fluttering. 464 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,043 He's athletic. 465 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,170 You know, I mean, I'm worried about his weight a little bit, 466 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,338 but we're working on it. 467 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:35,216 Blink for me, blink for me, go Blink for me, blink for me, go... 468 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,802 God, I hope his heart doesn't just burst up there. 469 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,680 Twirl for me, twirl Twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl... 470 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:41,848 Look at him. 471 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,101 Man, look at him go. 472 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:48,563 Say girl for me, girl for me, girl Say girl for me, girl for me, girl... 473 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,065 Are you okay? 474 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,983 Say girl for me, girl for me, girl 475 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,152 Now snap for me, snap for me, snap... 476 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,112 Clark, I love him so much. 477 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:59,741 Snap for me, snap for me, snap Snap for me, snap for me, snap... 478 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:03,244 I just want to be old with him. 479 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,248 You know, look at him. He is the sweetest thing. 480 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,418 I mean, in my mind, I was kind of making fun 481 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,754 of this whole RandB deaf thing,...but... 482 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,757 look at him go. 483 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,677 Shade for me, shade Shade for me, shade for me, shade 484 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,804 Throw shade for me Shade for me, shade 485 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,639 Shade for me, shade for me, shade 486 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,557 Now blam for me Shablam for me, shablam 487 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:28,353 Shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam Shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 488 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,855 Shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 489 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,357 That's all 490 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,906 You go, girl! 491 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,124 She tells you that, after all that, she's still in love with her husband. 492 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,126 I have your texts. 493 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:56,923 And then... 494 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,429 then you befriend him, the husband. 495 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,973 I mean, really befriend him. 496 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,226 No? 497 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,770 I get that timeline wrong? 498 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:14,274 Because that's when you two, you and Floyd Smernitch, that's when-- 499 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,735 that's when you got closer to him. 500 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,701 -That's right. -Yeah, yeah. 501 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:29,330 So you could gain his trust. Yeah. Maybe deal with him. 502 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:33,084 Get rid of him. Get some kind of plan. 503 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:34,919 I don't know what kind. 504 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:38,089 But you get some kind of a plan. 505 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:59,068 -So, what is DTF St. Louis? -It's a subscription the victim had. 506 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,362 It's a dating site, hookup site. 507 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,031 -We subpoenaed them. -Hookup? 508 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,201 Yeah. It's like a sexual encounter site. 509 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,871 -So, what's in here? -He was arranging meetings. With men. 510 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,998 Yeah, right Well, Daddy's little secret. 511 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,793 He was really into Indiana Jones. 512 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,838 -I don't know, it was his thing, personal. -He met with this guy. 513 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,883 To do it? 514 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,014 I mean, "it" like in fucking? 515 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,894 -What? Do they meet to fuck? -Yeah, it's like a sex site. 516 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,687 -Okay. -Yep. For married people 517 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,314 to hook up and like... 518 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,527 Yeah, in private places. 519 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:43,029 -Around St. Louis? -Around St. Louis, yeah. 520 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:47,075 He met this guy, but here's the thing. 521 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:51,079 Weeks later, he meets up with this guy. 522 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,874 -Tiger Tiger. -Yes. 523 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:56,960 This is Tiger Tiger here? 524 00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:00,129 Yes, it's the profile for this younger guy. 525 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:04,884 Tiger Tiger says, "Meet me at the Kevin Kline pools." 526 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,553 Oh, wow. That's where he was killed. 527 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,429 -The morning of? -4:00 a.m. 528 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,014 The morning we discovered the body. 529 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,684 Okay, did you subpoena this profile, 530 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:17,105 -man, this young guy? -Yes, but he's not a young guy. 531 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,148 He was just posing as a young guy. 532 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,359 It's Clark Forrest. 533 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:24,779 The weather guy? 534 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,324 Clark Forrest is Tiger Tiger. 535 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,337 -You doing okay? -Yeah. 536 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,007 You wanna take a break or something there, Tiger? 537 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,135 Wanna take five, Tiger? 538 00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:57,186 Why do you keep calling me Tiger? 539 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,815 Because you're Tiger Tiger. 540 00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:04,193 Yeah. 541 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,696 You created this profile. 542 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:14,162 DTF St. Louis, Tiger Tiger, your IP address. 543 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,540 They have to tell us when they're subpoenaed. 544 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:21,502 Smernitch... 545 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,089 he liked to meet men on this site. 546 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:29,761 -You posed as a man. -Floyd didn't like to meet men. 547 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,554 You don't know what you're talking about. 548 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,029 -This is a guy, right? -Yes. 549 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:52,825 His name is Christopher Robert Spurce. Lives in Twyla. Small business owner. 550 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,161 And he had a sex date with Floyd Smernitch? 551 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:58,039 -Yes. -Get him in here. 552 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,047 Modern Love? 553 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,341 Yes. 554 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,265 So, you met this Rocksolid for breakfast? 555 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,643 Yeah. Ordinary breakfast. 556 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,853 Ordinary guy. Nice guy. 557 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:26,067 Did breakfast lead to any intimacy or sex? 558 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,861 Breakfast led to... 559 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,408 -a little intimacy play and... -Little-- A little what? 560 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,118 A little intimacy play. 561 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,786 What's that? 562 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,372 Well, it could be any number of things, 563 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,125 but in this case, it was just making out in the parking lot. 564 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,876 -You kissed? -Yeah. 565 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,172 Kissing of what sort? 566 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:51,342 Like the kind where I put my tongue in his mouth, kissing. 567 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,263 Was there any additional... 568 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,308 Ass play. 569 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,102 Okay. 570 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,410 Who played with whose ass? 571 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,203 I touched his ass a little bit. 572 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,332 And that led to some brief grinding. 573 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,216 Hey, Forrest. 574 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:37,638 You wanted this guy gone. He liked to meet men. 575 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:42,060 You introduced him to DTF St. Louis. You're buddies now. He goes on this site. 576 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,562 He goes-- he goes to meet Tiger Tiger. 577 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:48,024 But that's you, though. Gets dead instead. 578 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:51,277 Clark. You get the girl. 579 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,907 That's what happened. Yeah? 580 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:57,825 Clear as day. 581 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,580 What, you afraid to talk to me now? 582 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,831 -I'm not. -Not what? 583 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,458 -Not Tiger Tiger? -I'm not afraid. 584 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,085 -You're Tiger Tiger. -I'm Tiger Tiger. 585 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,212 Fuck. But... 586 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:11,631 But what? 587 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,820 You'll find this app under DTF St. Louis. 588 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:36,572 And while I'm not going to tell you what DTF stands for, 589 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,491 if you know, then you'll know 590 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,077 that this is targeted towards married couples 591 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,412 who still might want to have a little secret fun 592 00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:46,082 with a new face here in the St. Louis area, 593 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,792 no strings attached. 594 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:49,752 No strings attached. 595 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,213 All of the excitement, none of the consequences. 596 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,383 September 14th, Carol Love-Smernitch to you. 597 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,427 "I love Floyd so much, right? He's so sweet, 598 00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:00,596 wow, and he needs someone to take care of him. 599 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,307 And that's me. And that's what I want to do." 600 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:07,520 Okay, the next text on your phone, you don't respond to her. 601 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:11,357 You text Floyd soon after, and your text is... 602 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,985 "Hey, man, we're having a get-together Sunday. 603 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:17,280 Can you guys come?" Floyd, "Cool, we're there." 604 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:40,344 Hey. 605 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:44,640 Hey. So, I-- I-- I saw this thing. 606 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:49,395 A segment while I was getting ready for my broadcast. 607 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,857 Okay. 608 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:57,111 It was a report about an app. 609 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,989 Dating-- dating app. 610 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:01,699 I mean, it's not really a dating app, actually... 611 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,746 DTF St. Louis. 612 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,583 What's DTF? 613 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,377 "Down to fuck." 614 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,300 Down to fuck? 615 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:28,184 Someone responds to your profile, you set a meeting, someplace quiet, 616 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,268 then you meet. 617 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:38,527 I got a hit. First one says "Modern Love." 618 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:43,783 -Hey, you got a hit, man! -I got a hit. 619 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,077 -Nice one. -Yeah. 620 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,872 -I think he liked my profile. -He definitely liked your profile. 621 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:51,249 That's why you got the hit. 622 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,334 -Yeah. And he liked it. -Yeah. 623 00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:55,836 You know, I think I want to meet him. 624 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,522 Put it on the projector. 625 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,992 So... 626 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,998 you posed as Tiger Tiger. 627 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:35,960 Floyd messages Tiger Tiger and he makes a plan to meet for sex. 628 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,588 And he brought some dad porn to get his game face on. 629 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:43,467 Daddy's favorite Indiana Jones jack-off classics. 630 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,392 Then you show instead. 631 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:53,227 On your nerd bike. 632 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,148 You have a drink together. Bloody Mary found at the scene. 633 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,402 It's got a massive dose of Amphezyne in it. 634 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,905 A pharmaceutical amphetamine. 635 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,409 Twenty minutes later, he's dead. 636 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:20,087 You were prescribed Amphezyne on November 3rd, 637 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:23,007 six days before the murder. 638 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:28,721 That's premeditation. That's murder one. 639 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,224 And in the state of Missouri, which is the state we're in, 640 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,061 that's the death penalty, buddy. 641 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,821 Well, now you're afraid to talk. 642 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:47,299 Hello? Yes. What? 643 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,343 Is this Floyd Smernitch? 644 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,305 Yeah. 645 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:57,309 Oh, my God, yes. From when he was young. 646 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,907 -Your name? -Jodie Plumb. 647 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,577 -Thank you. It'll be right up. -Okay. 648 00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:20,583 Pardon me. 649 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:25,504 I'm a detective with the Twyla police. May I ask you a question? 650 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,256 Sure. 651 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:32,386 Do you recognize this customer? 652 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,638 Yeah. 653 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,600 That's Watermelon Breeze. 654 00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:46,984 And why do you call her "Watermelon Breeze"? 655 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:51,238 She always gets Watermelon Breeze. We do that. Tina. 656 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:56,869 Who's that? 657 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,998 Watermelon Breeze. 658 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,752 Would it be strange for this woman to order the Go Getter? 659 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,462 -Yeah. -Yeah. 660 00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:11,091 -Because she's Watermelon Breeze. -Yeah, she's Watermelon Breeze. 661 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:13,010 There was that one weird day, though. 662 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:21,769 So this guy was seeing men on the side, on this website. 663 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:22,937 -The victim? -Yeah. 664 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,774 The weatherman poses as a guy. He lures him to the Kevin Klines. 665 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,527 And this poor guy, he thinks he's going there for sex. 666 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:35,950 He brings his little pregame boner fuel, some, like, classic Indiana Jones porn. 667 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:40,412 But Forrest shows up with a dosed canned beverage. 668 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:43,541 -"Dosed canned beverage"? -Amphezyne. 669 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,335 -We got him on the prescription. -Okay. 670 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,129 -That's the whole thing? -That's the whole thing. 671 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,840 Well, if that's the whole thing, that's murder one. Capital. 672 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:54,301 -Sound about right? -Sounds about right, yeah. 673 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:08,649 Pretty good day. 674 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:12,152 Okay. 675 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,322 I mentioned to you this morning, 676 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,324 we get him in holding 677 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:19,952 and some more of the elements of the case will break. 678 00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,246 That's pretty ordinary, but, yeah. 679 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,331 And so, they did, as I expected. 680 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:28,544 -So... Pretty good day. -Good. 681 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:31,338 Yeah. 682 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,552 So, Tiger Tiger... 683 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:41,223 That's our guy, Forrest. False profile. 684 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:45,227 He led Smernitch to believe it was a sex hookup on DTF. 685 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,021 And he was ready for sex, 686 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:51,442 as evidenced by the Indiana Jones jack-off classics. 687 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:56,614 But the weatherman shows up instead with a Bloody Mary 688 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,240 and it's got Amphezyne in it. 689 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:03,162 And, yeah, the weatherman had a prescription for it. 690 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,247 Less than a week before. 691 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,209 It's Palomar. 692 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:12,087 -What's that? -Palomar? 693 00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:13,797 You never heard that in Twyla? 694 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:17,301 -No. -That's the world's strongest knot. 695 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:20,304 That's what we call a case like this that's tied up tight. 696 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:22,014 It's a Palomar. 697 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:32,232 Floyd Smernitch wasn't jacking it to those Indiana Jones photos. 698 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:35,778 'Cause those photos are of Floyd Smernitch. 699 00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:40,783 That's not porn. That's a younger Floyd Smernitch. 700 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:44,828 It has some other meaning. 701 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,958 -That's him? -Yes. 702 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,505 He... 703 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:58,467 What? 704 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:01,512 He brought pictures of himself there? 705 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:03,722 -The morning he was killed? -Yes. 706 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,808 And... 707 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:10,979 -And what? -And the wife lied to me today. 708 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,440 -Yeah, about? -Their affair. 709 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:18,070 -She's claiming that Forrest seduced her. -Yeah, and? 710 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:20,989 I think it was the other way around, Homer. 711 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,423 On your left! 712 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,925 Meteorologist Clark Forrest has been charged 713 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:43,846 with murder of American Sign Language interpreter Floyd Smernitch. 714 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:54,398 We are learning from the District Attorney's office 715 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,899 that there was an affair 716 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,486 between Forrest and Floyd Smernitch's wife. 717 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,156 Further details of this ongoing investigation 718 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,699 have not yet been released. 719 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,208 Hey, Eimy. 720 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:16,086 I'm being charged... 721 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,256 This... 722 00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:21,175 This guy... 723 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:23,761 This guy is... 724 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:30,726 he's talking about the death penalty, okay? 725 00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:39,610 Okay. Bye. 726 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:44,323 I don't-- I don't understand what happened. 727 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:50,954 I had that thing with Carol, I'm sorry, but I-- I didn't hurt Floyd. 728 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:06,553 Watermelon Breeze.