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(THUNDERING)

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(RAP BEAT PLAYING)

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(HARD ROCK PLAYING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(BATS SQUEAKING)

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<i>Hello, Hotel Transylvania!</i>

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<i>I'm Frankenstein.</i>

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<i>And this is Bad Friday!</i>

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One, two, three!

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<i>♪ Once in 100 years</i>

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<i>♪ We get to make 'em scream</i>

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<i>♪ Once every 100 years</i>

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<i>♪ We scare 'em till they pee</i>

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<i>♪ It's your day, it's my day</i>

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<i>♪ It's Bad, Bad, Bad,</i>
<i>Bad Friday</i>

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<i>♪ It's your day, it's my day</i>

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<i>♪ It's Bad, Bad, Bad,</i>
<i>Bad Friday ♪</i>

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(CHEERING)

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Here's how it works.

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Whoever scares Larry the Leech
the most, wins!

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Highest scores are
tracked on our Scare-O-Meter
2,000! Booyah!

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What is wrong
with this century?

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Bad Friday is about monsters
scaring humans to death,

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not giving each other
the heebie jeebies.

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(CLUCKING)
Progress!

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Yes. And it is disgusting.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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My first ever
Bad Friday card?

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Aww, you're such a softie.
Thanks, Dad!

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(SNIFFLING)

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Aww, Bad Friday
to you too, Jim.

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Thanks!

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It's from my dad.

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"Dear Mavis,
just do your best,
which means win!"

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Ugh, unbelievable!

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Yikes, no pressure.

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Your Dad is the greatest
Bad Friday champ of all time!

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Every 100 years on Bad Friday,
there's your Dad,

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winning the Screamie
for scoring the most
blood-curdling scream!

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But I guess now,
with your Dad away,

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for the first time
in a millennium,

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that baby's up for grabs!

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(SCREAMING)

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Then again,
you kind of have it
in the IV bag,

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being in your blood and all.

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No, thanks!
Bad Friday is my Dad's deal.

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I want nothing to do with it.

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(CHUCKLES)
Mavis the rebel, love it.

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Poor kid can't hack it.

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Yeah, she's terrified.

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Ooh,
it's from my dry cleaners!
That is so thoughtful.

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You, uh, clean those things?

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Nope! They press all my
grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Bad Friday to you, Hankie!

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I'm so glad I'm here
for your first one.

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Don't worry.
I know you won't win.

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It's Mavis all the way!

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Aww, thanks, Dad!

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Oh, come on!

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Sorry, Mavis,
but you're a Dracula.

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You got this in the IV bag.

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(SIGHING)

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The pressure is off!
Man, that feels so goo...

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I mean,

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I wish my dad
expected more of me.

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(BARKING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(DINGING)

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<i>And the first scream is in!</i>

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<i>Taking an early lead,</i>
<i>it's, uh...</i>

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<i>Anyone know</i>
<i>which pup that was?</i>

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(THUNDERING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(DINGING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(DINGING)

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Whoa!

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Seriously? Hello?

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(SNORING)

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Quit staring at me with eyes
full of expectation.

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Honey bat, come on!
At least try to get a scream.

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Is there a rule somewhere
that says every Dracula
has to win?

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It's unspoken.

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Great,
let's keep it that way.

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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)

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Make an effort!

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Scare up some initiative!

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Put your fangs into it!

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Does this shirt
make me look pale?

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Get out of my head, Dad!

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Ah! Teenagers!

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HANK: I'm kind of glad
Mavis isn't trying.

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At least I won't be
the only one who doesn't
get a scr... Whoa!

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(SCREAMING)

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(SNORING)

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(DINGING)

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<i>All right, a tiny, but noble</i>
<i>first effort by my son,</i>

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<i>Hank N. Stein!</i>

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<i>Atta boy.</i>

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Sorry, dude,
but also, booyah!

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Woo!

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(HUMMING)

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How can you celebrate?

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That barely ranks
on the curdle scale.

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Hey, man, at least he tried.

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True, unlike my niece, Mavis,
daughter of Dracula!

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(GROANING)

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Or you. Am I right?

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She has won it before,
though.

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She did?

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You did?

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Wait. How do you know?

113
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I have a bad habit
of accidentally on-purpose
reading diaries.

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(CLUCKING)
"Accidentally"?

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It's true.

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I did indeed win,
five times in a row,

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before Mavis's
father was born.

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Back then,
we only scared humans.

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You should have seen
the high score in my day!

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But then baby
brother came along

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and won and won and won.

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Still, it is a tradition.
Oh!

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Now, who would like to see me
win the Screamie?

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Ooh, me! Oh, do it!
Oh, I want you to do it
so bad!

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(CLUCKING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(DINGING)

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<i>And Lydia takes the lead with</i>
<i>a rare triple slay! Booyah!</i>

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And that is how a Dracula
wins the Screamie.

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(GROANING)

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Fine.

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Everyone wants me to win
the Screamie so bad.
I'll do it!

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Ha-ha!

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The only way to beat a triple
slay is to scare a human.

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Done and done.

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(ALL GASP)

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Ah, Mavis, you silly bat,
you can't make a human scream.

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You're only 114.

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Relax. I got it.

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Like my Dad says,
"It's in our blo-blo-blood!"

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Yeah, he totally
doesn't say that.

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Okay, I'm going to spook
the humans, win the Screamie

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and spend the next
100 years gloating,

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piece of worm-cake.

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I've got this.

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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

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How hard can it be?

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(DOG BARKING)

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BABY:
Boo-boo!

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(SCREAMING)

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(CHEERING)

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(DINGING)

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(GASPING)

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(PANTING)

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Can you believe it?

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<i>It was only the most</i>
<i>blood-curdling scream tonight!</i>

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<i>Mavis Dracula, one question:</i>

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<i>How did you do it?</i>

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(STAMMERING)<i> I...</i>

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(CHUCKLING)
<i>There's not much to tell.</i>

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<i>♪ It's the ballad of Mavis,</i>
<i>frightener of humans</i>

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<i>♪ And the scream</i>
<i>heard round the world ♪</i>

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Well, okay,
I went behind a tree.

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<i>And I saw an open window...</i>

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<i>♪ Hidden by the tree</i>
<i>of decisions</i>

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<i>♪ With sap of purest gold</i>

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<i>♪ Mavis spied</i>
<i>the gateway to terror</i>

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<i>♪ Could she be so bold?</i>

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So, I went up to the window.

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<i>♪ She could,</i>
<i>she could be so bold</i>

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<i>♪ She could be and she was</i>

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And I saw
Mrs. Cartwright, and...

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(SCREAMING)

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<i>♪ She scared her prey</i>
<i>on Bad Friday</i>

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<i>♪ Mavis, frightener of humans</i>

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Umm, that's not exactly...

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<i>♪ I didn't think</i>
<i>she'd pull it off</i>

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<i>♪ She's soft,</i>
<i>she's just a child</i>

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<i>♪ She's scarier than you</i>
<i>by far</i>

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<i>♪ Or playing fast and wild</i>

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<i>♪ She scared the humans</i>
<i>and beat your score</i>

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<i>♪ And blasted aliens with</i>
<i>a whole bunch of lasers</i>

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(IMITATING SHOOTING)

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Oh, you want some of this?

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(IMITATING SHOOTING)

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(BLOWING)

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(LAUGHING)

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<i>♪ She scared her prey</i>
<i>on Bad Friday</i>

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<i>♪ And blasted aliens</i>
<i>with lasers, hey</i>

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<i>♪ Mavis, frightener of humans</i>

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<i>♪ Mavis,</i>
<i>frightener of humans ♪</i>

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(BATS SQUEAKING)

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(OWL HOOTING)

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(SIGHING)

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(GASPING)

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Your father will be so proud.
I wish I'd seen it myself.

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I know. Let's go back.

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You can scare her again
with me as your witness.

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I'd love to.

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But it was once-in-a-lifetime,
element of surprise and all.

201
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:06,144
I bet you could do it again
anyway. You are good.

202
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,946
Yeah! Do it! Do it!
Yes!

203
00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,115
It's settled. Come, Mavis.

204
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I can't wait to see
exactly how you did it.

205
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Right behind you!

206
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:20,691
I'm the one who screamed,
not Mrs. Cartwright!

207
00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,093
Oh, no.

208
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,428
But the song!

209
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,496
Yeah, that's not
what happened.

210
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:29,367
Now, let's see
what we've got here.

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(SCREAMING)

212
00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:34,672
What was it?
What did you see?

213
00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,741
I can't even.
It was too horrible!

214
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,210
Well, this time,
you've got us.

215
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,145
We're scare masters!

216
00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,947
Well, sort of.

217
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Not really.

218
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Actually, at all.

219
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,220
Mavis, I said let's go!

220
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,389
Uh, coming!

221
00:09:57,563 --> 00:10:00,064
So, this is
the tree of decisions

222
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,166
with sap of purest gold?

223
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,435
And that is
the gateway to terror?

224
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,305
Yeah, but, you know,
it's scarier when
the light's on.

225
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,408
But it's off.
So, I guess we should go.

226
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,709
(LIGHT SWITCH FLICKING)

227
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:15,079
Oh, yes, that is much worse.

228
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,013
Stop!

229
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:19,650
Once you see what's in there,
you can never un-see it!

230
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,320
I knew it!
You didn't scare anyone!

231
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,156
Please, Aunt Lydia,
I'm warning you.

232
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,357
You are warning me?

233
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,293
Child, I have seen it all,
including seeing my niece

234
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,729
fake her way through
the glory of Bad Friday.

235
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,665
Now watch and learn!

236
00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:39,637
Who's a bunny bunny?

237
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,272
(SNIFFING)

238
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:44,609
Oh, my!
Did someone go boom-boom?

239
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,911
What is your father
feeding you?

240
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,746
(BABY GIGGLING)

241
00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:53,684
Next time, it's Daddy's turn!

242
00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:57,555
(SCREAMING)

243
00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:05,129
<i>We have a winner!</i>

244
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:10,134
Why would she touch it?
And what are they saving
them for?

245
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:14,705
I don't know.
And I don't ever
want to know either!

246
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,307
We must never
speak of this again.

247
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:20,011
MAVIS: (STAMMERING)
It's a deal, Aunt Lydia.

248
00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:23,114
(BATS SQUEAKING)

249
00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:31,789
Hey!

250
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,424
(GRUNTING)

251
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:37,962
Boom! You just got Pedro'd!

252
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:43,768
My mother said
"Sheldon, why not become
a doctor or a lawyer?"

253
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,538
But, no, I had to weave nets.

254
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,208
Mavis, Mavis, over here!

255
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,809
My turn!

256
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,514
Rats! I thought I had it!

257
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,448
It's okay, man.

258
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,816
You're good at
doing other stuff,

259
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,752
like watching me do
my victory dance! Kick it!

260
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,554
(GRUNTING)

261
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,256
Oh, man.

262
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,657
(GRUNTING)

263
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:12,797
And that's how
you play basketball!

264
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,432
Boom-Drac-alakca!

265
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,000
I got this!

266
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,602
Yeah, right.

267
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:21,973
Would it kill you
to at least pretend
he's going to score?

268
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:23,975
(GRUNTING)

269
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,644
Ah!

270
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,315
Oh, stitches!

271
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:35,920
Poor guy, too bad he's just...
How do I say this?

272
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,923
Really good
at being not very great.

273
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:43,694
If only there was
a way to give him
the gift of basketball.

274
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,030
(GASP) Wait a sec.
That's it.

275
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,566
I'll give him
the gift of basketball!

276
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,667
You and gifts? No.

277
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,170
What are you talking about?
I'm an amazing gift giver.

278
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,338
Right, Wendy?

279
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,406
Okay, how do I say this?

280
00:12:55,408 --> 00:13:00,745
Some of your presents
are really good at being
not very great!

281
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,280
Name one.

282
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,450
Uncle Archie?
Is that you?

283
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,388
Great, an invisible tie.

284
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,524
(SCREAMING)

285
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,227
This time,
it's going to be different.

286
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,529
I know just what Hank needs.

287
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,031
HANK: Help.

288
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,668
Whoa!

289
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,271
Two points!
Yay!

290
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,340
No, no, no, no, no, no.

291
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,641
Ah!

292
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,877
(THUNDERING)

293
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:36,347
Famous Igors,
wicked step-monsters,

294
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:41,118
faceless henchmen.
Ooh, there it is, athletes!

295
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,689
Hmm, is this the one?

296
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,625
(GRUNTING)

297
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,562
Only one way to find out.

298
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,699
(RUMBLING)

299
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,167
Boom!

300
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,436
Guess whose gravestone's
going to say

301
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,938
"here lies
an amazing gift giver!"

302
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,606
(THUNDERING)

303
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,309
Hmm, got any fours?

304
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,746
No. Go fish.

305
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,049
(SCREAMING)

306
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,317
Ha! Fished my wish!

307
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,286
Did someone say "Wish"?

308
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,222
No need for those
when you've got Mavis,

309
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,258
the greatest
gift giver around!

310
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:23,928
For me? Wait a sec.

311
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,664
It's not going to
try to kill me, is it?

312
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,200
As if!

313
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,369
Ooh! Antlers!

314
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,772
What's he going to do
with extra hands? Clap more?

315
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:35,873
Oh, oh, I don't know,

316
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,244
maybe play basketball
super awesomely?

317
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,014
Whoa! Cool!

318
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,850
(SPITTING)

319
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,719
Look! I'm already
clapping more!

320
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,454
Fits like a gloves!

321
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,524
I got to take these puppies
for a test drive.

322
00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:58,362
(WHIMPERING)

323
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,831
Oh, yeah, who's got
two thumbs pointing at her

324
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,869
and is the
best gift giver ever?
This vampire!

325
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:13,677
Yes! Mama,
there goes that man!

326
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:18,816
And that's a slam-dunk
for Mavis's gift-giving!

327
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:21,285
Oh, also, yay, Hank!

328
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,460
(CRYING)

329
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:31,395
Woo!

330
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,166
(GASPING)

331
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,369
Okay, that's it. I quit!

332
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,840
Mavis, I'll never, ever forget
who gave me these hands.

333
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,877
I can't wait to see
what else these guys can do!

334
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:50,414
Whoa, way to stay in shape,
new hands!

335
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:54,885
Old hands used to take breaks
all the time, so lazy.

336
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,829
(TOILET FLUSHING)

337
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,599
Uh, guys,
it's been a lot of fun.

338
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,667
But believe it or not,

339
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,269
there's more to life
than just basketball.

340
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,839
I'm not saying balling
isn't super important.

341
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:20,177
But maybe we could, you know,
try brushing my teeth?

342
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:23,280
Nice. Thanks, guys.

343
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,081
Ow!

344
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,651
Hey, uh, easy or you'll
hit my brain.

345
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,487
(GROANING)

346
00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:36,160
Ow. Ow. Ow.

347
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,962
Oh, good, you're up.

348
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,164
Remind me to
never give you a job

349
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,233
in the wake-up
call department.

350
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,634
Mavis, you got to help me.

351
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:48,038
Sorry. The gift-giving
help desk is closed for sleep.

352
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,341
But this is
a gift-giving complaint!

353
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,277
A gift-giving who-what-now?

354
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:56,213
I can't eat. I can't sleep.

355
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,515
And you don't even
want to know

356
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,950
what going to the bathroom
is like, okay?

357
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,286
Um, maybe don't touch
anything, okay?

358
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:06,457
They're awesome
at basketball and terrible
at everything else!

359
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,726
Um, have you tried
taking them off?

360
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,029
Oh, you know,
I never thought of that.

361
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,031
Of course I thought of that!

362
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,633
Ow!

363
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:22,139
Holy rabies, this is a job
for a professional,

364
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,942
or something close to one.

365
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:30,014
Mm-hmm, uh-huh,
just as I suspected.

366
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,284
These are definitely hands.

367
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:38,422
We know what they are!
We need to know how
to get them off!

368
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,527
Classic case
of reverse limb rejection.

369
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,230
They're too comfy cozy
on Hank's arms.

370
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,634
The only cure is to have your
old hands reclaim their spot.

371
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,903
Hopefully, you've put them
somewhere safe.

372
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,141
What if, by accident,
Hank threw away his old hands

373
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,577
like they were
totally worthless?

374
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:07,618
I have just the prescription.
You've got to woo 'em.

375
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,155
Uhh, "Woo"? How do we woo?

376
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,890
If I knew that,

377
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:17,528
I'd still have
my old girlfriend
and my ex-dog!

378
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,597
Gone! Gone!

379
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,934
Don't worry. I have a plan.
And it involves wooing gifts.

380
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,536
You know how to "Woo"?

381
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,137
You don't get to be 114

382
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,773
without reading a few
Teen Fang Magazines.

383
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,242
We need flowers
and grand gestures!

384
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,012
What about, uh,
you know who?

385
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,814
Oh!

386
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,048
They're staying here.

387
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,418
I have just the body-sitters
for the job.

388
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,755
Uhh, we're not flying high,
are we?

389
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,957
Oh, no, no, not at all.

390
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,460
What's tickling my chin?

391
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,762
Uh, blades of grass.

392
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,666
Ooh, roses for wooing!
Open wide.

393
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,403
Hank! I see your hands!

394
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,974
(MUFFLED)
Here, these are for you.

395
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,778
He says
"Here, these are for you."

396
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,079
Huh?

397
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,987
This next song
goes out to Hank's hands,

398
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,723
from his head and his heart.

399
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,793
(SPITTING)

400
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,130
<i>♪ Handy hands, come back to me</i>

401
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,399
<i>♪ Forgive me, please</i>

402
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,767
<i>♪ We we're meant to be</i>

403
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,604
<i>♪ You know me like</i>
<i>the back of... ♪</i>

404
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,673
Uhh, you.

405
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,208
Stop! Guys, come on!

406
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,110
Think of the good times,
like, uh,

407
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,947
when we'd play pull my finger
to freak out the wolf pups!

408
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:48,118
Or how you'd clean dandruff
off my shoulder
and pretend it's snow?

409
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,454
Aww, happy memories,
good times!

410
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:55,092
It's working!
It's totally disgusting.
But it's working.

411
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,328
It's just not the same
without you!

412
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,569
Aww, I missed you so much too!

413
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,504
Ow, ow, ow!

414
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,373
The noogies less so.

415
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,741
(SOBBING)

416
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:15,112
Okay, this was fun
the first 967 times.

417
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,681
Who am I kidding?
It's still fun!

418
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:24,855
Hey, new hands,
time for a showdown!

419
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:26,657
(DINGING)

420
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,358
(SPRITZING)

421
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,761
(GROWLING)

422
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,897
I can't watch.

423
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,967
But I also
can't cover my eyes,
or clap for the winner!

424
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:37,835
(GROANING)

425
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,737
What's the winner get anyway?

426
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,205
Duh! Me!

427
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,941
Oh, cool, cool stuff.

428
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,377
(GROWLING)

429
00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:50,914
(DINGING)

430
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,549
(CHEERING)

431
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:01,625
Awesome!

432
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,863
Ooh, pretty!

433
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:10,768
(GASPING)
Oh, no!

434
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,403
New hands wants
to play guillotine,
pitchfork, icepick!

435
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:18,008
Old hands never
wins that game!
Somebody do something!

436
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,243
I know.

437
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,212
Hey, new hands, think fast!

438
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,381
No leaving the ring!

439
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,049
Old hands wins!

440
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,417
(DINGING)

441
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,052
(GROWLING)

442
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:32,856
Glad to have you back, buds.

443
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,558
(GASPING)

444
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,261
And as for you two...

445
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,734
Thanks, foot!

446
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,337
I'm sorry about
the whole gift-giving thing.

447
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,939
I promise to stop.

448
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,109
No way, you made me
awesome at something

449
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,412
even if it almost
completely ruined my life.

450
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,080
Yeah, I did!

451
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,483
Wait. What?

452
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,884
High-five!

453
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,486
Uhh, okay!

454
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,321
(GRUNTING)