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(GHOSTLY VOCALIZING)

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<i>♪</i>

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(RAP BEAT PLAYING)

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<i>♪</i>

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(HARD ROCK PLAYING)

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(SCREAMING)

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<i>♪</i>

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<i>♪</i>

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(WOLF HOWLING)

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<i>♪ Now that Dracula's</i>
<i>gone away</i>

11
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<i>♪ Mavis thought</i>
<i>this was her day</i>

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This could have
been her day, man!

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(TRUMPET PLAYING)

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<i>♪ But instead of living large</i>

15
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<i>♪ And finally</i>
<i>being in charge</i>

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<i>♪ La la lay, la la lay</i>
<i>la laaaaaa</i>

17
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<i>♪ Her father,</i>
<i>summoned-his-sister</i>

18
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<i>♪ The-evil-and-the-sinister</i>

19
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<i>♪ La la lay,</i>
<i>la la lay, la laaaaaa</i>

20
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Lydia, the Dark Baroness.

21
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(CLUCKING MUSICALLY)

22
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<i>♪ And that</i>
<i>is where we begin ♪</i>

23
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(BARKING AND CHEERING)

24
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(SCREAMING)

25
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Wendy, how did you get stuck
in a ketchup bottle?

26
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(VOICE ECHOING)
I can't help myself.

27
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The crusty bits at
the bottom are the best part.

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(VOCALIZING
FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM)

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(SCREAMING)

30
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(GROWLING)

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QUASIMODO:
Stay out of my kitchen!
MAVIS: Sorry! Sorry!

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(SCREAMING)

33
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Whoa!

34
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Hey, Mavis!

35
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Did you hear that
Gretchen Squib
from Scream-cation

36
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is comin' to review
the hotel today?

37
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Today?
(SCREAMING)

38
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One bad review
and she can sink a hotel!

39
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(SCREAMING)

40
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Aunt Lydia demanded I...

41
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(IMPERSONATING LYDIA)
"...maintain order..."
so nothing goes wrong,

42
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which really
just means "do nothing."

43
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But you're not gonna do that?

44
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Of course not.

45
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I'll fix up the hotel myself,
nail the review,

46
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land us a five-skull rating,
and score all the credit!

47
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Boom drac-alacka!

48
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Not that I don't totally
believe in you, Mavis,
because I do,

49
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but this just sounds
like the kind of thing

50
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that always blows up
right in your face.

51
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Oh, come on,
how's this gonna...

52
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(BARKING)

53
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(SCREAMING)

54
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(BARKING)

55
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Totally gonna
blow up in her face.

56
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(BARKING)

57
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(BARKING MEEKLY)

58
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Huh, you were right, Pedro.

59
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There is a kazoo wedged
inside your brain.

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Told ya.

61
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(BARKING)
(SCREAMING)

62
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Hey, girls.
Hey, Hank and Pedro!

63
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(COUGHING)
Where do you think
you're going?

64
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(LAUGHING AND KAZOO SOUNDING)

65
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Wait a sec, where's Winnie?

66
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Careful with that statue!

67
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Oh, so terrifyingly beautiful.

68
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(BARKING)
(CLUCKING)

69
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(BARKING)
(SCREAMING)

70
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(GROWLING)

71
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(BARKING)

72
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(BARKING)
(SCREAMING)

73
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(ROARING)

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(GRUNTING)

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LYDIA: Ahem, ahem.

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Aunt Lydia! Hi!

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I was just...
getting us ready
for the review.

78
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You know, with my Dad away
at the vampire council,

79
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I'm, like,
basically in charge.

80
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Except you are not
in charge. I am.

81
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That's why I said,
"like, basically?"

82
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Anyway,
I'm maintaining order. Look!

83
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I found all but one wolf pup,

84
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and when you think
about how many there are,

85
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that's really pretty good.

86
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Young lady,
Hotel Transylvania

87
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has had a sterling reputation
for a thousand years.

88
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Loose wolf pups upset order.

89
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Secrets upset order.

90
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Teenage vampires upset order!

91
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Just a quick question...
Doesn't freezing people
upset order?

92
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You will maintain order,

93
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or it is puppy duty for you.

94
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No! No!
Not "Catch the Boulder!"

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Great, just so I'm clear,
finding the lost pup
would count

96
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as a first step
in maintaining order?

97
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(CLUCKING)

98
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(STAFF SLAMMING)

99
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I'll take that as a yes.

100
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(CHITTERING)

101
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So, again, why are you wasting
perfectly good cake?

102
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I'm not wasting it,
Hank, I'm using it.

103
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I don't have time
to hunt for the wolf pup,

104
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so I'm bringing
the wolf pup to me.

105
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With ground cake?

106
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Devil's food cake
to be precise.

107
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(IN DEEP TERRIFYING VOICE)
I'm delicious.

108
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What he said.

109
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Know who else loves cake?
Who?

110
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(GIGGLING)
PEDRO: Humans.

111
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(SCREAMING)

112
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Oh, no!

113
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PEDRO: Yep, you've got
the Nosepicker

114
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from that human
tribe across the way.

115
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Honey, have you
seen the baby?

116
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The Nosepicker.

117
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You know, I always thought
she was just a myth,

118
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like sweet potatoes
or unicorns.

119
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Who you callin'
a myth, girl?

120
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MAVIS: Holy rabies!
She went in the hotel!

121
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Aunt Lydia will freak!
(GASPING)

122
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And Winnie is following her!

123
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,332
We've gotta find the human
before Aunt Lydia does

124
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or she'll never
believe I can run things!

125
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Five minutes
till Gretchen's here!

126
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

127
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(SNIFFING)

128
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I smell human.

129
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It has been centuries
since I've been
on a good human hunt.

130
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(CLUCKING) Centuries!

131
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If there is a human
in this hotel,
I will find it.

132
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And I will eat it!

133
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(LAUGHING)
Well, I likely won't eat it,

134
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but a scolding it will get.
(CHUCKLING)

135
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Diane! (CLAPPING)

136
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Come!
(CLUCKING)

137
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(SNIFFING)

138
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(BARKING)

139
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(CRINKLING)

140
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(CRINKLING)

141
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Just put it in
your mouth already.

142
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(BARKING)

143
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(GASPING)
The Nosepicker and Winnie.

144
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It's a two-for-one.

145
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(PANTING)

146
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Go on without me!

147
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Gotcha!

148
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(GIGGLING)

149
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(PANTING)
(BARKING)

150
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(GIGGLING)

151
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LYDIA: Where is that human?

152
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Shush! Aunt Lydia is coming.
We've gotta hide you.

153
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It's very close!

154
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Mavis!
(WHISTLING)

155
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What are you hiding?

156
00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,082
Fine.

157
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:08,386
I guess he must've found it
outside and rode in on it.

158
00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,253
Good thing I caught him,

159
00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:12,290
so he couldn't upset
the order of the hotel, huh?

160
00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:17,161
(SNIFFING) And I guess this
explains the human smell.

161
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,163
Order maintained.

162
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,799
(ROARING) Very well.

163
00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,634
(HORN HONKING)
We shall incinerate it

164
00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:28,573
before any of the guests catch
it's disgusting human scent.

165
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(ROARING)

166
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Wait, wait! (CLUCKING)

167
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Pretty car! (CLUCKING)

168
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:38,049
Fine. Well, I guess
if it makes you
feel like a chick again...

169
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,684
(CLUCKING)

170
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,220
(CLUCKING)
(HORN HONKING)

171
00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,589
She's here!

172
00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,624
I'm here!

173
00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,794
The hotel reviewer is here!
Oh, no!

174
00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,963
Nosepicker!

175
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,565
So, where do ya think
that goes?

176
00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,501
(GIGGLING)

177
00:08:56,735 --> 00:09:00,204
Go to your happy place,
go to your happy place...

178
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,073
(SCREAMING)

179
00:09:02,841 --> 00:09:04,809
Order not maintained.

180
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,177
Okay, Mavis, think!

181
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:09,614
There's gotta be something
worse than a three-headed dog!

182
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,716
(GROWLING AND BARKING)

183
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:15,653
Hank! Didn't you take three
years of wolf pup calling?

184
00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,555
(CLEARING THROAT)
Four years, actually.

185
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,659
My teacher said I had
the most scarred trachea
she'd ever seen.

186
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,494
Can you just do it, please?

187
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,830
Okay.
(CLEARING THROAT)

188
00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:29,300
(TONGUE WAGGING
AND PANTING)

189
00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:31,836
I'm guessing
that didn't work.

190
00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:33,971
(BARKING)

191
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,511
(WHIMPERING)

192
00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,414
(SCREAMING)

193
00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:48,119
HANK: Wait, come back.
Where are you going?

194
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,587
Uh, body?

195
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,689
See? No prob.

196
00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:54,525
Y'all know
I was faking, right?

197
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:59,297
Okay, I need you guys
to get her home before
anybody finds out.

198
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,932
(BARKING)

199
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,136
No!
Not through the lobby!

200
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:05,770
Stop!

201
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:10,341
Ah! Please, no!
No more running!

202
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,442
(SOBBING)

203
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:15,746
Careful! Careful with my
beautiful statue.

204
00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,515
(BARKING)

205
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,627
(BARKING)

206
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,230
(GROANING)

207
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,498
(SCREAMING)

208
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,399
Fire, fire, fire, fire!

209
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:40,505
(PANTING) Whoa!

210
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:44,509
SHRUNKEN HEAD:
Announcing Gretchen Squib!

211
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,544
What's going on here?

212
00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:48,212
No!

213
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,552
(GASPING) I love it!

214
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,620
Huh?

215
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,755
(SCREAMING)

216
00:10:58,056 --> 00:10:59,957
Five skulls!

217
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,093
Except for that. Ew.

218
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,694
(BUZZER SOUNDING)

219
00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,063
Could be worse.

220
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,465
Could it?

221
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:10,201
(SNEEZING, KAZOO SOUNDING)

222
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,237
Hey, I forgot about you.

223
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,606
(KAZOO PLAYING)

224
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,685
Here's your key,
enjoy your stay.

225
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,354
(BARKING)

226
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,156
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)

227
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,960
Goin' up.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)

228
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:39,230
(ELEVATOR CREAKING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)

229
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,432
Or down works, too.

230
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:48,039
Free-range organic larvae.
Enjoy!

231
00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:53,978
Ugh! So many responsibilities.
This night is the worst.

232
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,147
Mavis, pose for a Smell-fie!

233
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,050
(FLATULENCE)
(SNIFFING)

234
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,818
Mmm, it's blob-berry.

235
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,889
Mavis, stop posing
for scientifically
impossible photos

236
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,924
and get back to work.

237
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,828
Oh. Diane!

238
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:15,099
(ROARING)
Still with the painting?

239
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,302
Chicken minions
and their ridiculous hobbies.

240
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:23,040
Uh, Mavis, remember that box
we were told to never
ever-ever-ever open?

241
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,276
Spoiler... We opened it!

242
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,311
(MONSTROUS ROARING)

243
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,947
And it's time for my break.

244
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,382
(SCREECHING)

245
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:31,916
(CONTENTED SIGHING)

246
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,820
The only place where I can
get some peace and quiet...

247
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,888
(MONSTROUS ROARING)

248
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,330
Is this...
all my old stuff?

249
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,399
Aw, the first mouse I caught.

250
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,569
Stuart, you were so slow.

251
00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:52,737
Hansel and Gretel?

252
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,071
(SHUDDERING) So scary.

253
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:59,010
I hated how those evil kids
tormented that nice old witch.

254
00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:01,078
(LAUGHING)

255
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,581
Mavis, you found me!

256
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,250
And it only took 90 years.

257
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,618
Okay, what's happening now?

258
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,856
It's me! Your Debbie.
Don't you remember?

259
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,324
I... remember.

260
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,094
ANNOUNCER:
<i>The Fatale Corporation brings</i>
<i>you "My First Ghost Doll."</i>

261
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,064
<i>♪ Debbie, you're terrible,</i>
<i>you make we wanna scream</i>

262
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,334
<i>♪ My Debbie Doll</i>
<i>is really mean</i>

263
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,604
<i>Debbie will be</i>
<i>your best friend...</i>

264
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,072
<i>forever.</i>

265
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,740
So, you've been playing
Hide and Shriek

266
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,909
and waiting all this time
for me to find you?

267
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:36,881
Yep. You were looking
for Debbie, right?

268
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,417
Oh, of course, I was.

269
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,885
I knew you wouldn't quit.

270
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,321
A best friend would
never stop looking, right?

271
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,955
So, what should we play next?

272
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:49,026
Uh, I don't know.
You choose.
'Kay.

273
00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:52,196
Yeah!

274
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,901
(LAUGHING)

275
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,240
Debbie loves tea parties.

276
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,210
(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)
You know, this was kinda fun.

277
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,847
Sometimes
it's just nice to chill
with the simple things.

278
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,717
Not "sometimes," Mavis.
All times.

279
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:16,087
So, um, can we play tomorrow?
And tomorrow's tomorrow?

280
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,823
And tomorrow's
tomorrow's tomorrow?

281
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,158
Uh... sure?

282
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,127
(SNORING)

283
00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:28,165
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
It's time to play!

284
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,000
Huh? Debbie?

285
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,970
Race ya to a billion.
(GIGGLING)

286
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,807
(GROANING)

287
00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:39,009
(DEBBIE VOCALIZING)

288
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:42,246
(VOCALIZING, GIGGLING)

289
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,581
Debbie loves tea parties!

290
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:48,919
And what's a tea party
without finger sandwiches?

291
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,921
Hey, come back!

292
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:52,356
Hey, get outta there!

293
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,126
I don't just let
any finger pick my nose.

294
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,529
Uh, yesterday you
used my finger to do it.

295
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,897
Well, you I know.

296
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,633
Mavis, how long we
gonna keep this up for?

297
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,636
Yeah, I'm getting pretty full
drinking all this tea.

298
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,138
But it isn't real tea.

299
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,140
I like to give 100%.

300
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,243
Oh! So. my tummy
and all this tea...

301
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:16,347
Come on, Debbie was
my favorite toy as a kid.

302
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,515
She was a gift from my dad

303
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,651
for getting an A-plus
in Sunlight Avoidance.

304
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,620
(BOTH LAUGHING)

305
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:28,859
Mavey Wavey.

306
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:33,664
ANNOUNCER:
<i>The Fatale Corporation brings</i>
<i>you "My First Ghost Doll."</i>

307
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,633
(GIGGLING)

308
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,868
<i>Even when you don't</i>
<i>want to play ever again,</i>

309
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,704
<i>Demented Debbie is</i>
<i>ready for more fun.</i>

310
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,706
(CHILD SCREAMING)

311
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,242
Daddy, Daddy,
can I have one? Please?

312
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,178
<i>Fatale Inc. is not responsible</i>
<i>for any dolls that annoy</i>

313
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,512
<i>and torment you until</i>
<i>the end of time and beyond.</i>

314
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:52,750
<i>All dolls are no stamped it,</i>
<i>double-locked it,</i>
<i>no erasies, yours forever.</i>

315
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,951
Sure, honey bat.

316
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,687
What's the worst
that can happen?

317
00:15:56,988 --> 00:15:59,957
Um, I'm starting to think
maybe there was a reason

318
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,193
my Dad locked all
my stuff in the attic.

319
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,027
(DEBBIE GIGGLING)

320
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,362
Who's ready for
a game of Hearts?

321
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,032
Oh, Debbie,
I'd love to, but I...

322
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,233
(ALL CLEARING THROATS)

323
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,267
We.
We. W-E.

324
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:15,072
We, sorry. We need to
go pour acid on some plants.

325
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,440
If that's all right?

326
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,609
Sure. Why would
that be a problem?

327
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,779
Huh. That was easy.
See, nothing to worry about.

328
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,049
No, nothing to worry about.
Debbie will be fine.

329
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:29,453
Just like Debbie
was fine for 90 years.

330
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:33,123
(SCREAMING)

331
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:37,761
So, are we, um,
are you brewing up more
of that imaginary tea,

332
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:41,832
or are we just sort of,
living in this space?

333
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,404
(DEBBIE LAUGHING)

334
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,439
(SCREAMING)

335
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,441
Hey, keep it steady.

336
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,610
(SCREAMING)

337
00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:54,712
Hot buns!

338
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,547
(SCREAMING)

339
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,649
Pedro, stop. Stop!

340
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,584
PEDRO:
Put it out!

341
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,921
Mavis!
What is the meaning of this?

342
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,523
I swear it wasn't our fault.

343
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,925
My ghost doll
won't leave us alone.

344
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,662
Blaming a ghost?
How unoriginal.

345
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:15,432
Not just a ghost,
but a ghost doll.

346
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,434
(GROWLING)

347
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,802
Not helping.

348
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:19,870
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

349
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,607
Clean up this mess or else.

350
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,310
(CLUCKING) Like it?

351
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,879
(SIGHING)

352
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:34,018
Man, I like how she didn't say
what she was gonna do there.

353
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,953
A nice touch.
Totally terrifying.

354
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:39,590
We've got to get
rid of Debbie!
She's wrecking everything.

355
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,327
(EXCLAIMING)
How much fun was that?

356
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,428
Debbie, enough.

357
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,963
I can't play with you
all the time.

358
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,099
I think we need
to take a break, okay?

359
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,435
'Kay.
Break over!

360
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,137
Tag, you're it.
(LAUGHING)

361
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,439
(GROWLING)
Debbie just won't quit.

362
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,675
There's no place to hide.

363
00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,910
Hang on. Hide.

364
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,413
So, Debbie wants to play, huh?

365
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,515
Come on, guys.

366
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,918
9,999, 10,000.

367
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,253
Dead or not, here I come.

368
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,189
I don't get it. I thought
you didn't want to play

369
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,557
with that
demented doll anymore.

370
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:17,795
Pedro, we're playing
Hide and Shriek
to get rid of her.

371
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,664
Oh, yeah, right.
Of course.

372
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:23,100
So, shouldn't
we go looking for her?

373
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,869
I do feel kinda bad
ditching her, though.

374
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,105
She was like
my oldest friend.

375
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:32,343
So sorry, I'm late.
Somehow I got
stuck in a coffin

376
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,044
at the bottom of
a quicksand pool.

377
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,147
Strange, no idea how
that happened.

378
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:40,951
But nothing can stop me
from hanging with my Mavis.

379
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:47,191
Dude, she's just a toy,
a really, really
annoying, toy.

380
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:50,027
That's for sure.
(YAWNING)

381
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,596
I'm going to go take a nap.

382
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:56,467
I'm gonna do a whole
lot of nothing.

383
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,604
I'm gonna... just go.

384
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,642
Mavis' new friends are
trying to brainwash her.

385
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,511
But soon everyone
will like Debbie.

386
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,247
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

387
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:11,782
(COUGHING)

388
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,985
Phew!
Thought she'd never leave.

389
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,054
(YAWNING)

390
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,789
Hey, have you seen Hank,
Pedro or Wendy?

391
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,426
We were supposed
to go see that new
horror flick,<i> Human Shoe.</i>

392
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,796
NARRATOR:<i> Human Shoe.</i>
<i>It's coming...</i>

393
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,198
<i>to kick your butt.</i>

394
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,733
(SCREAMING)

395
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,201
(GRUNTING) I don't know.

396
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,637
Thanks.
You're a big help.

397
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,872
HANK: Help.

398
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,106
Hank?

399
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,076
WENDY: Help!

400
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:42,346
PEDRO:
Somebody help us.

401
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,347
Mavis, help.

402
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,382
Debbie is throwing us
a never-ending tea party.

403
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,117
She says we're going
to be here forever.

404
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,954
Yeah. She wants to play
with us all the time.

405
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,658
Aw, yeah, well,
that is kinda sweet.

406
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,893
No!
This is torture!

407
00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:01,131
She only has fake chamomile
and these costumes
are super itchy!

408
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,400
Oh, I can help with that.

409
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:08,772
(LAUGHING)
Yeah. Thanks dude.

410
00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:11,308
Wait a minute.

411
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,343
If your arm could scratch me,

412
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,179
why didn't you just
use it to untie us?

413
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,682
Sometimes it's nice to be
invited to a fancy party.

414
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,183
Right?

415
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,819
DEBBIE:
Be right there, new friends.

416
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,755
You know how Debbie
hates to be alone.

417
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,656
She's coming.

418
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,058
Mavis, you gotta
get us outta here.

419
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,126
Puce is not my color.

420
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,330
We'll be trapped
for all time like the girl
in the commercial.

421
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,533
<i>♪ It's been</i>
<i>eight hundred years</i>

422
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:40,671
<i>♪ Debbie's batteries</i>
<i>last forever</i>

423
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,207
<i>♪ I'm starting to think</i>

424
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:47,578
<i>♪ She's the worst gift ever ♪</i>

425
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,048
<i>I'm never gonna leave!</i>

426
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:55,652
Debbie hates to be alone, huh?
Be right bat.

427
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:56,754
(SCREECHING)

428
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,122
Please hurry.

429
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,223
I'm back!

430
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,724
Debbie found these
chocolate treats

431
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,926
at the bottom of a rat's nest.

432
00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:09,066
Too salty.
This tea party stinks!

433
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,035
Hey.
(GASPING) Mavis.

434
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,036
You made it.

435
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,205
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Hi. Yeah.

436
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,140
I just had to wrap my gift.

437
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,943
Can't come to a tea party
without a present
for the host.

438
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,711
(SIGHING)

439
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,948
So, you do understand
tea party protocol.

440
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,685
Debbie thinks we're going
to be best friends...

441
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,187
forever!

442
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:30,988
(SCREAMING)

443
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,690
I got you your
very own Debbie doll.

444
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,125
Don't you just love it?

445
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,894
Get it off!
Take it back!

446
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:37,995
Get her away from me!

447
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,497
But, Debbie, don't you see,
now you've got someone to

448
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:44,501
"stamped it, double-locked it,
no erasies" play with forever.

449
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,804
So, you'll never be alone.

450
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,239
Where you going?
(LAUGHING)

451
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,643
See that?
If you can't beat 'em,
buy another one.

452
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:57,214
Wow, you really are
the worst at giving gifts.

453
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,218
Hey, wait.
Oh, come on!

454
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,853
At least toss me
another one of them

455
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,689
not so delicious
chocolate balls!

456
00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:08,959
<i>♪</i>


