1 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,108 Feels weird to be back. 2 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,153 Hey, I was more than happy to stay on that boat, 3 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,238 sail it around the world. 4 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,240 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,534 You're not sick of me after those two weeks? 6 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,702 Yes, those matching tattoos we got 7 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,871 was my way of telling you I need a little space. 8 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,547 - Wait a sec. - Hmm? 9 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,131 Aren't I supposed to carry you across the threshold? 10 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,508 What? 11 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,261 The groom is supposed to carry his new bride through the doorway, 12 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:56,597 - otherwise it's bad juju. - Mm-hmm. We don't have a doorway. 13 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,599 Shit. 14 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,102 You could carry me off the elevator. 15 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,229 You're my wife. 16 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,484 - I'm your wife. - I can't stop saying that. 17 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,860 You don't have to. 18 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,862 Good. 19 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,451 Mr. Kennedy. 20 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,661 Sorry? 21 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:23,667 What do we do? 22 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,169 I'll take you in, and then I'll come back out for the bags. 23 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,171 Okay. 24 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,641 Oh, my God. Give us some space. 25 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:10,713 Oh, Oprah, Barbara Walters, The Today Show. 26 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,216 Everybody and their mother wants to sit down with you. 27 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,053 Look who's the belle of the ball now. 28 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,890 Yeah, that's just what this moment needs: more publicity. 29 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,976 I mean, yeah, how are we gonna get to our car? 30 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,311 Well, they're all just clamoring 31 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,190 for the first official shots of you and I as husband and wife. 32 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,486 Wait, I thought that's why we issued the photo of you kissing my hand. 33 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,779 Listen, I promise you, 34 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,281 if we go down there and let them get a couple clean shots of us, 35 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,033 they'll pack up and go. 36 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,162 And then you and I can go have a nice, long brunch. 37 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,414 You make it sound like we'd be posing for a portrait. 38 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,792 Don't you remember how insane it was yesterday? 39 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,753 Well, what if I go down and talk to them first? 40 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,338 Yeah, and say what? 41 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,882 I'll tell them they can get their shots, but they got to back off. 42 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,760 - And give us some space… - Hmm. 43 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,054 …while we re-acclimate. 44 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,598 A peace offering. 45 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,227 Maybe you could lead them in song as well? 46 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,396 Get everyone to harmonize? 47 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,731 - You know I'm tone-deaf. - Oh. 48 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,860 I wish I knew that before we got married. 49 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,488 Just trust me. 50 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,702 I trust you. 51 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,870 Good. 52 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,170 Hello. Hi. 53 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:37,050 Uh, if you'll all indulge me for a moment, I'm going to bring my wife down. 54 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:42,179 I just ask that, you know, getting married is a big adjustment. 55 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:47,643 And for her, who was a private citizen up until two weeks ago, it's even more so. 56 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:52,273 So, I just ask that, you know, any privacy you can give her 57 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:56,819 while she makes that adjustment, would be greatly appreciated. 58 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,903 Thank you. 59 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,323 Wait, John… 60 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,957 - How'd it go? - Great. 61 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,250 - Hmm. - They're gonna love you. 62 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,713 They already love you. Look at you. 63 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,467 I got you. 64 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,568 John, how was the honeymoon? 65 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,195 Great. I highly recommend it. 66 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,530 Carolyn, are you enjoying married life? 67 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,616 Any little John-Johns on the way? 68 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,367 Not even gonna buy us a drink first, Sean? 69 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,912 Uh, Vegas has the odds at 3-to-1 it's a boy. 70 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,207 Carolyn, don't twins run in your family? 71 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,919 Thanks, folks. Appreciate it. 72 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,965 Smile. 73 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,020 Hey. Off the car. 74 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,868 Hey, come on, guys. What did I just say? 75 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,790 I don't think they're going anywhere. 76 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,982 What did Caroline and Ed get us again? 77 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,945 A beautiful pearl-encrusted pillow with our monograms on it. 78 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,906 Oh, I put together that list of stylists you asked for. 79 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,868 Great. When can we meet 'em? 80 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,494 We? 81 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,497 You know I don't actually work here, right? 82 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,666 Hey, I can set you up with an office right here, right now. 83 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,503 Yeah, well, hopefully I have one at Ralph Lauren after today. 84 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,422 How do you feel about that? 85 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,508 Good, I think. 86 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,429 I haven't interviewed for a job since I started at Calvin Klein. 87 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,014 Well, Ralph Lauren called you personally, 88 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,932 so I think the job is yours for the taking. 89 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,727 Yeah, well, that's what makes me nervous. 90 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,188 I just want it to be because of my qualifications, not because… 91 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,983 You're the most famous woman in America? 92 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,445 I'm proud of you. 93 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,071 I haven't even gotten the job yet. 94 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,532 Yeah, well, I'm ready to be a kept man… 95 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,868 …so don't fuck it up. 96 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,580 Berman pushed your meeting with Allison Menno to 6:00. 97 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,707 Okay. Thank you. 98 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,044 Ooh. I gotta go. Wish me luck. 99 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,378 You don't need it. 100 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,964 Oh, uh… 101 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:08,720 Don't forget we're taking RoseMarie out for her birthday this week. 102 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,222 I did not forget that we're taking her out, 103 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,643 - or that it was her birthday. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,145 Good luck. 105 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,855 Love you. 106 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,565 Love you too. Bye. 107 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,567 Bye. 108 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,946 We could not be more excited to have you. 109 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:31,450 I mean, we have been talking about what an amazing addition 110 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,036 you would be to this team forever. 111 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,454 Well before you left Calvin Klein. 112 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,916 This is such a watershed moment for the company, preparing to go public. 113 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:44,171 I'm just so excited I can help spearhead that transition, so thank you. 114 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,143 I am so sorry. I-I had… 115 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,771 I had no idea. 116 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,566 No idea. 117 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,996 The feedback from media buyers is that we have a brand identity conflict. 118 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:22,292 Not intellectual enough for wonks, or glossy enough for tabloid consumers. 119 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,212 I realize your waning circulation isn't ideal, 120 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:30,008 but you have an astonishing amount of free media in the wake of your wedding. 121 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,512 Your wife is a global sensation in her own right. 122 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,973 Michael mentioned you two probably wouldn't be comfortable 123 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:39,017 posing for the cover, but from a PR standpoint, 124 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,936 it would be a fucking juggernaut. 125 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,146 Yeah, and according to Page Six, 126 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,566 she's already been offered the covers of both Vogue and Harper's Bazaar. 127 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,027 And she turned them both down. 128 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,195 And, sorry, just so I'm clear, 129 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,282 you don't want Carolyn's input, but you'd happily put her on our cover? 130 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,618 If it combats the narrative that we are a sinking ship? Yes. 131 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,120 All I'm saying is, 132 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:02,249 you two have a hundred paparazzi camped outside your apartment day in and day out. 133 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,752 You might as well find a way to use it to your advantage. 134 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,421 My relationship is not the solution to our problem. 135 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,631 And Carolyn is trying to make a very conscious effort 136 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,718 to not attract any more attention to herself, and I want to respect that. 137 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,679 So that's off the table. 138 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,934 Where are we on the George TV show? 139 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,146 I told the network I'd be willing to do an intro to each episode, 140 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,439 but we still need a host. 141 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,857 You know, 142 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,817 I just don't understand why you're willing to narrate 143 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,195 Ed's documentary for HBO, but it comes to your own show-- 144 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,447 Wait, what? 145 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,866 I spoke with Richard Plepler at HBO. 146 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,286 He told me you're narrating a documentary on your father's legacy 147 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,830 that Ed is executive producing. 148 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,291 Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it. 149 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,504 Not so fun to be kept in the dark, is it? 150 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,093 Well, I go down to the lobby and there's a paparazzo trying 151 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,388 to bribe the concierge, and he's just waving lira in his face. 152 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,682 Mind you, we'd been in Turkey less than 12 hours. 153 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:05,938 Well… …at least we know your appeal translates to the Near East. 154 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,147 What did Carolyn say? 155 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,483 I didn't tell her. 156 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,569 I wasn't gonna ruin our trip right out of the gate. 157 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,780 I didn't say anything. 158 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,368 Gin. It's like four games in a row I've won. 159 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,037 I'm starting to get concerned. 160 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,040 You okay? 161 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah, I'm fine. 162 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,299 Uh… 163 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,928 I don't want to make a big thing out of it. I, um… 164 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,390 I went to get a screening the other day. 165 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,227 They, uh… they found some nodules. 166 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,314 Okay, um… 167 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,152 What does that, um… What does that mean exactly? 168 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,612 Well, it's not ideal. 169 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,950 It means the cancer is back. 170 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:04,205 Apparently, it… …leapfrogged from my balls to my lungs. 171 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,125 Wait, didn't you have a negative scan, like, three months ago? 172 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,753 And three months before that. And a year before that. 173 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,509 Anyway, doctor is confident he can get them all out. 174 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,970 And you've met the man. He's, uh… 175 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,347 He's got the bedside manner of a prison warden, so-- 176 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,684 Y-You need to be getting treatment at the NCI. 177 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,147 I know the director, uh, Dr. Clauser. I'll call him now. 178 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,942 Why don't you call the surgeon general while you're at it? 179 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:39,573 Look. I-I appreciate your concern, really, but could we just take a beat, please? 180 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,076 What I really would like to do is just go get a proper drink. 181 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,706 Yeah, okay. 182 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876 You're buying, obviously. 183 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,795 Let me get my wallet. 184 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,188 You coming? 185 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107 Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. 186 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,042 I still don't know how they found out I was there. 187 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,379 I didn't think anyone was following me. 188 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,131 Yeah, someone must have seen you go in. 189 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,468 - How'd you leave it with them? - I just apologized. 190 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:45,223 I said it was obvious that my presence at the company would be an imposition. 191 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,891 I'm sorry, baby. 192 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,434 - You want me to call Ralph? - No. 193 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,811 - I feel like I'm partially responsible. - No, no. 194 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,814 I think we should just leave it alone. 195 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,905 Have you thought about what you're gonna say to Ed? 196 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,118 Yeah. Stop rubber-stamping business deals with my fucking name. 197 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,536 Or my father's for that matter. 198 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,956 You have every right to be upset, but they are hosting this party for us. 199 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,917 Yeah, a party we didn't ask for. 200 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,033 Come on, guys, make some space. 201 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,746 Right here, sweetheart. 202 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,875 - John. - Carolyn. 203 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,669 Carolyn! 204 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,504 Guys, I ca-- I can't see. 205 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,673 Carolyn. 206 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,675 Come on, princess. 207 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,386 Back it up. Give us some space! 208 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,305 Give us something to work with, baby! 209 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,515 Get out of here! 210 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,060 - Back off. Get out. - You okay? 211 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,811 - Yes, I'm fine. - You sure? 212 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,939 - Get out of here. - It's late. Let's just go. 213 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,527 I'm not sure I see where the issue is. This is in the preliminary stage-- 214 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,072 No, the fact that you put my name on something about my father 215 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,281 without consulting me first. 216 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,202 I never said that you agreed to it. I simply suggested that we involve you-- 217 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,748 If this is how you want to capitalize on our father's legacy, fine. 218 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,666 Just leave me out of it. 219 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294 {\an8}What do you call this? 220 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,962 {\an8} It's tongue-in-cheek. 221 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,174 Everyone else gets to poke fun at the family lore. Why shouldn't we? 222 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,801 Because it isn't funny, John. 223 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,428 In fact, it's tone-deaf and incredibly embarrassing. 224 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,431 Since when did you become the steward of the family legacy? 225 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,183 Since you started dressing up celebrities 226 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,476 like our father's alleged mistress, 227 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,311 I guess. 228 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,772 I mean, are you that desperate to boost sales 229 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,858 that you have to resort to cheap, tawdry publicity stunts? 230 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,777 Oh, your husband doesn't seem to mind my publicity 231 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,030 since he's leveraging it for a documentary about our father. 232 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,700 Hey, first of all, it was green-lit before I ever mentioned your name, 233 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,203 and secondly, I think Caroline was more hurt 234 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,704 that you didn't at least give her a heads-up-- 235 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,457 - Oh, take a laugh, Ed. Seriously. - Don't talk to him like that. 236 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,584 It's okay. It's okay. 237 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,963 God, what's mind-boggling to me is that you complain incessantly 238 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:26,049 about wanting the magazine to stand on its own merits, 239 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,010 yet routinely insert yourself into the narrative. 240 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,763 You know, if you had actually stuck your neck out and tried something-- 241 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,808 I've written two books, John. One on the merits of privacy. 242 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,644 You ought to give it a once-over. 243 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,522 If I had known that you didn't wanna take part in the documentary, 244 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,316 - I wouldn't have-- - No one's gonna take part in it. 245 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,443 I shut it down. 246 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,951 God, you're unbelievable. 247 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,667 You're lucky Mom couldn't come tonight. 248 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,962 Why, was she planning on giving another toast? 249 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,298 Did you tell her about the interview? 250 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,051 No, I told her I had one. 251 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,555 How do you think the press found out about it? 252 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223 I don't know. 253 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,145 You don't think it could've been anyone I told, right? 254 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,397 Oh, God, I hope not. 255 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,733 There's no point in trying to keep Mom in the dark about this stuff. 256 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,903 She can read all about it the next day in the press. 257 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,487 She told me she's abstaining from any publication 258 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,031 that even mentions me. 259 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,158 Well, she's gonna have a blast reading The Economist 260 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,243 for the rest of her life. 261 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,331 I'm just trying to avoid an "I told you so" 262 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,791 for as long as humanly possible. 263 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,296 Can you blame her? Like, what the fuck is going on? 264 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,547 I don't know. 265 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,549 I mean… 266 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,385 Obviously, I knew it'd be a little crazy when we got back. 267 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,973 - I'm not naive, but this is-- - It's diabolical. 268 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,061 Like, before we got married, 269 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,688 there'd be a few photographers waiting outside a restaurant. 270 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,357 They'd get their shots, and they'd go home, 271 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,150 but now they just… 272 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,946 They-They don't… They don't go home. 273 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:16,034 Like, they sleep in tents on our sidewalk and seemingly spawn overnight. 274 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,955 I think it's safe to say that John's little honeymoon speech fell on deaf ears. 275 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,333 Yeah. We probably should have workshopped that one. 276 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,170 I would've advised him not to tell the press I'm no longer a private citizen. 277 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:32,217 I just think it's a little weird that he only asked for privacy for you. 278 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,803 Like, he's fine with all of the attention. 279 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,013 "Please don't aggrieve my fragile wife." 280 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,600 Okay. I'd like to see you try and wrangle a thousand reporters. 281 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,270 I need a drink. 282 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,692 Okay, but I think it's a cash bar. 283 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,946 Have you thought about which charities you'll lend your name to? 284 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,614 Lend my name? 285 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,826 You know, Jackie was a fierce conservationist. 286 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,870 Single-handedly saved Grand Central Terminal. 287 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,374 We've kept a board seat warm for you at the Municipal Art Society. 288 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711 Ditto for the American Ballet. 289 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,798 Now is the time for you to solidify your philanthropic credentials 290 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,051 before John answers the call, so to speak. 291 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,014 Carolyn, can I have a glass of water, please? 292 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,975 I'm so sorry. Just excuse me for one moment. 293 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,230 Are you okay? 294 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,316 Yes, I'm fine. I'm shielding you from those witches of East Hampton. 295 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,407 You are twisted, you know that? 296 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,451 Well… 297 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,704 You know, I've never been to a party that was thrown for people 298 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,039 who weren't invited to another party. 299 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,458 - Yes. - Like, on principle, 300 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,877 attending this as a guest would be my own personal hell. 301 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,504 Yeah. Yes. Yes. 302 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,840 - Yes. Speaking of people not invited… - Hmm? 303 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:59,054 I heard my mother sent you hair clips as her wedding gifts. 304 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,891 - And scrunchies. - And scrunchies. 305 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,269 Well, huh, hell hath no fury like a slighted Bouvier. 306 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,229 I told John to invite her. 307 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,440 Yeah. 308 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,234 How are you feeling? 309 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, just… peachy. 310 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,787 John said you were feeling optimistic about the new clinical trial. 311 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,497 Is that what he said? 312 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,293 - You know he can only think positively. - I know, I know. 313 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,591 I have had a front-row seat to John's version of reality my whole life, 314 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,052 and fortunately for me, it's no longer my responsibility 315 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,595 to remind him that he is a mere mortal 316 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,765 and that he cannot will things into fruition. 317 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,518 - Best of luck. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,438 Do not call me for advice. I'm retired. 319 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,817 Ugh. 320 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,444 - All right, I gotta make the rounds. - Yes, you do. 321 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,321 - You need anything else? - I'm okay. 322 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,365 Okay. 323 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,827 - Hey. - Hmm? 324 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,831 You're a good sport. 325 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,559 So, what's this I hear about you possibly dipping your toe in the political waters? 326 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,229 Oh. I didn't realize you were still on Uncle Teddy's payroll. 327 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,733 I'm a political consultant. I'm on everyone's payroll. 328 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,817 Yeah. 329 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,111 There's just been a lot of chatter in the cloakroom 330 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,406 as to how the party might best deploy you. 331 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,907 Oh. 332 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,118 Uh, I'm just saying, 333 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,498 senator sounds a lot better than former editor of George. 334 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,755 Do you need me to butter up your wife? 335 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,006 No. 336 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,966 Do not say anything to her about this. 337 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,807 Well, she can certainly work a room. 338 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:15,064 Do-do, do, do, do. Again, again, again. 339 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,818 - Do, do, do-do. - Again. 340 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,696 Ah. 341 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,617 Can we go downstairs and get some candy from Edgar? 342 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,120 I thought you'd never ask. Let's go. 343 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,052 Where's my other daughter? 344 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,886 Stop. 345 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,137 - Excuse me. - No way! 346 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,642 There it is. Blow on it. Blow. 347 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,979 You're right. 348 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,107 Very special ball. 349 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,443 Where? 350 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,694 There she is! 351 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,363 Hey, let's go upstairs. 352 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,406 Yeah, we don't wanna be down here. 353 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701 Bye. 354 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,995 What are you doing? 355 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,997 What? I-I wasn't… 356 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,465 I… I'm so sorry. 357 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,592 The last thing I'd ever wanna do is endanger one of your kids-- 358 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,594 It's fine. 359 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,474 Yeah, she asked me to get candy with her. 360 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,977 I wasn't expecting they'd take photos of us inside. 361 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,896 'Cause they normally exhibit so much restraint? 362 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,503 Look, you know that I have very strict boundaries 363 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,381 when it comes to my children and the press, 364 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,342 so if you and John are going to spend any time with them, 365 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,679 you have to be very mindful of this feeding frenzy you bring with you 366 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,014 everywhere you go. 367 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,974 I understand. 368 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,811 I mean, I'm still getting used to this feeding frenzy. 369 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,024 I would think you of all people would be able to empathize with my situation. 370 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,610 I didn't choose this, Carolyn. 371 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,738 You could've lived any other life, 372 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,656 but you chose this one. 373 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,534 I chose your brother in spite of this life. 374 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,703 Well… …then I don't really know what to tell you. 375 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:47,675 Look, I… I know I'm not someone you'd normally associate with. 376 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,929 But I love your brother more than anything, 377 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,224 and I just don't want there to be any animosity between us. 378 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,231 Well, we should get back to the party. 379 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,484 We've been gone a long time. 380 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,578 You okay? 381 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,499 I'll be fine. 382 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,712 I can see the wheels turning in there. 383 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,589 What are you thinking about? 384 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,095 How cold your feet are. 385 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,477 I know we're in the thick of it right now, but this will pass. 386 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,106 I promise. Okay? 387 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,404 - When? - Soon. 388 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,205 You know how much I love you? 389 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,041 How much? 390 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,461 - It's unquantifiable. - Mmm. 391 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,091 You're not that good at math, though. 392 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,218 So… 393 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,809 I wish we could stay here forever. 394 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,228 - In bed? - No. 395 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,190 Just here. 396 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,404 In this moment. 397 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,905 {\an8}Where is she, John? Come on. We haven't seen her all week. 398 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,703 {\an8} At least she had the courtesy to conceal my identity. 399 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,623 {\an8} CKB. Oh, yeah, very subtle. 400 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,500 Is that just so you can't sue her ass for libel? 401 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,376 Hey, none of the other publications are worried 402 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:30,798 about smearing my reputation, so why should she? 403 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,592 I'll call you back. 404 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,640 - Jesus, it's fucking freezing out there. - How far did you run? 405 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,557 - Up to the catacombs. - Hmm. 406 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,061 Ooh. Your lips are cold. 407 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,856 Are you training for something I'm not aware of? 408 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,442 Well, this holiday weight's not gonna lose itself. 409 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,488 Hmm. Yeah, you've really let yourself go. 410 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,409 Hey, was anything messengered over for me? 411 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,244 No. Why? 412 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:04,080 One of the Murphy Brown producers are supposed to be sending me a script today. 413 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,207 Do you have, like, a big part in this show or something? 414 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,293 No. No, it's just like one scene with Candice Bergen. 415 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,171 I'm handing her a copy of the new issue of George. 416 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:15,049 What if they make you a series regular? 417 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,260 How will you choose between Hollywood stardom and George? 418 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,429 Well, I don't think it's that big of a role, but maybe… 419 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,349 Oh, baby, I was joking. 420 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,394 - But good to know where your head's at. - Mm-hmm. 421 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,563 How are they even finding time for this? Your schedule's insane. 422 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:32,818 Well, fortunately, that is a RoseMarie problem, not mine. 423 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,572 Weren't you supposed to be seeing Dr. Waters today? 424 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,284 - Yeah, I don't think he's for me. - Mmm? 425 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,413 Our last session, I told him I wasn't sleeping, 426 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,415 and, um… 427 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:51,879 he said a woman's mind is an ocean of secrets. 428 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,300 That's it. That was the only insight. 429 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaking of healing, what time's your lunch? 430 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,429 - Two o'clock. - Mm-hmm. 431 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,348 I don't think she wants us duking it out over the lunch rush. 432 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,017 Yeah, just hear her out 433 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,853 and don't be afraid to swallow your pride if you have to. 434 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,355 But I don't think she's going to concede to anything. 435 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,025 - She's the most stubborn person I know. - Okay, see that right there? 436 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,944 That's not gonna help you mend things with your sister. 437 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,113 And don't bring up Ed. 438 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,574 You two will just… go in circles. 439 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,286 Yeah, well, she needs to understand that you are my priority now. 440 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,707 It shouldn't have to be one or the other. 441 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,335 You need your sister. 442 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962 Make it right. 443 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,006 All right. 444 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,759 - I'm gonna go shower. - Mm-hmm. 445 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,761 Yeah. 446 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,805 - And don't be late! - Okay. 447 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,040 I read your interview with Reverend Graham. 448 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,126 - It was beautiful. - Oh. 449 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,086 Thank you. 450 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:18,382 "Where does our own free will end, and God's will begin?" 451 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,219 Sounds like you had a lot on your mind. 452 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,556 Yeah, well, it's been a pretty stressful couple of months. 453 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,268 And you and I not talking hasn't made it any easier. 454 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,438 I was really hoping you'd have reached out to her by now. 455 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,148 - To say what? - I don't know. 456 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,778 Extend an olive branch? De-escalate the situation? 457 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:45,741 Look, I just think the whole documentary thing stirred up 458 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,410 some bigger issues, 459 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,830 which is that I sometimes feel like I'm relegated to the kids' table, 460 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,623 like I'm not trusted enough to weigh in, or-- 461 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,084 I honestly didn't think that much of it when he told me, 462 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,963 and because you already have so much going on all the time, 463 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,132 and you occupy such a huge space in our family 464 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,010 that Ed wanting to carve out something small for himself 465 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,053 would barely be a blip on your radar. 466 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,472 - It's a very personal project. - I agree. 467 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,268 Which is why I felt like my husband could be entrusted with it. 468 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,770 And then when you unilaterally shut it down, 469 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,273 it felt like you were wielding your cachet, 470 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,985 making it very clear that the buck stops with you and only you in this family. 471 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,279 But that's not even true. 472 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,199 I've been answering to you my whole life. 473 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,494 Well, that obviously isn't our dynamic anymore. 474 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,834 So I… I should've talked to you before I shut it down. 475 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,211 I'm sorry. 476 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,889 How's Carolyn holding up? 477 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:55,436 I read the news like everybody else. I know she's been struggling. 478 00:30:55,437 --> 00:31:00,441 - Well, a lot of it is exaggerated. - Well, I don't know about that. 479 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,444 All the reports on our friction have been pretty spot-on. 480 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,990 Well, it's, um… obviously, hasn't been easy. 481 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,410 You know, the paparazzi camp outside of her gynecologist's office, 482 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,621 the press calls her a drug addict. 483 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,999 They publish photos of her leaving therapy. 484 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,211 - It's just a lot. - I'm sorry. 485 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,464 For everything. 486 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,801 It's deplorable. 487 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,098 You know, I really thought that this would all be over with by now. 488 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,601 I keep telling her it'll pass, but… 489 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,436 Maybe she doesn't wanna hear that, John, anymore. 490 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,396 Maybe she just wants to know the truth. 491 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,065 No, I just don't think it's constructive 492 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,276 to dwell on the things that are outside of our control. 493 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,116 Maybe you could talk to her? 494 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,120 I feel like she's alone on an island right now. 495 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,871 Carolyn and I haven't spoken since the party. 496 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,332 I'm not sure… …I'm an ideal confidant. 497 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,458 What are you talking about? 498 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,210 You lived your entire life in the public eye, 499 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,254 and somehow you still manage to maintain your privacy. 500 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,422 Yes, compared to you. 501 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,925 But I also worked very hard 502 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:12,346 and had to make a lot of choices to maintain that semblance of privacy. 503 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,184 Choices you were less inclined to make, which is fine. To each their own. 504 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:21,398 But you're not on your own anymore, John. You're a package deal. 505 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,236 Her relationship with the press won't change until yours does. 506 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,074 Yeah. 507 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,538 Hey. 508 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,915 - Sorry I'm late. - No, that's okay. 509 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:40,917 - Hi. - Hi. 510 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,962 - Ooh, I like this. - Oh. Thank you. 511 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,673 Did I buy that for you? 512 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,633 - No. - Hmm. 513 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:54,431 My boss just called me from his honeymoon. He's on a fucking safari. 514 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,184 That perv that always compliments your nylons? 515 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,977 - No, that guy got fired. - For being a perv? 516 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,063 No, he showed up coked out to our last IPO pitch 517 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,776 and said many bad things in very bad Mandarin. 518 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,071 I was greeted by your cohort outside. 519 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,948 We're apparently on a first name basis now. 520 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,910 Mmm. Yeah, I miss when they called me Carolyn. 521 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,996 "Bitch" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 522 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,793 Um, here. 523 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,338 - What is this? - What do you mean? 524 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,256 We're celebrating your promotion. 525 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,718 My big sister is vice president at Morgan Stanley. 526 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,971 I'm still not exactly sure what it is that you do, 527 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,225 but I know it's very important and I'm very proud. 528 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,895 Wow, I, God, really don't feel like having my picture taken right now. 529 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:46,148 Do you wanna move tables? We can, um… we can go somewhere else. 530 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,235 No, it's fine. They'd just follow us, anyway. 531 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,154 I'm just gonna open this when I get home. 532 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,494 Did Nana call you? 533 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,539 No. Why? 534 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,584 She just said she hadn't talked to you in a while. 535 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,544 Uh-huh. 536 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,882 I think she saw something about you… 537 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,802 being addicted to Prozac and freaked out. 538 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:15,804 What? 539 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,807 She doesn't understand how any of this works, 540 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,017 that people can just make shit up about you. 541 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,063 Well, why wouldn't she… Why wouldn't she just call me? 542 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:31,110 Oh. I don't know. I think some people feel like, 543 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,320 'cause you're, like, so famous now, 544 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,117 - it's like an imposition to call you. - Mm-hmm. 545 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,080 Oh. You should be talking to someone. 546 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,125 - I'm talking to you. - No, I'm serious. 547 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,506 What's going on with work? 548 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,885 Um… Yeah, John and I are meant to go to London 549 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,179 to meet with the European advertisers for George. 550 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,931 I'm not talking about John's career. 551 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,519 I'm talking about yours. What are you doing for yourself? 552 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,028 I impose a circus on anyone who comes within 15 feet of me. 553 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,697 Where am I supposed to go? 554 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,493 I just feel like for as long as I can remember, 555 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,288 I've known exactly who I am and what I want, 556 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:27,208 and now I just feel like… 557 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,005 paralyzed. 558 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,215 I'm terrified of making the wrong move 559 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,677 or drawing any more attention to myself. 560 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,430 I'm doing that right now. 561 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:42,973 Oh. 562 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,977 - What does John say about all this? - He feels terrible. 563 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,648 He tries to be positive and supportive, but it's weird 564 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,902 'cause you'd expect him to be an expert in all this, but… 565 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,658 …he's never lost his anonymity before. He's never had it. 566 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:12,086 The thing is, you could skip down the street with a smile on your face, 567 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,464 and they would still find something to write about you 568 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:21,012 because at the end of the day, a happy couple doesn't sell papers. 569 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,057 Every story needs an angle. 570 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,267 A protagonist and an antagonist. 571 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,437 John is the living embodiment of a protagonist, 572 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,731 which means that you… 573 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,318 only have one role that you can play. 574 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:48,914 - Ready? - Yeah. 575 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:49,916 Okay. 576 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,644 Smile, smile… 577 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,938 Fucking cunt. 578 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,820 - John. - What? 579 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,613 Come on, man. 580 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,740 Sorry, she isn't feeling well. 581 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,492 - Morning sickness? - No, no. 582 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:28,078 Loose dress tonight. She hiding a baby bump under there? 583 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,998 No, no, no, nothing like that. 584 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,833 John, who is she wearing? 585 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,004 Oh, I'm gonna butcher this, but, uh, I believe it's Yamamoto. 586 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,696 Here you go, buddy. 587 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,452 Have a good day, okay? 588 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,460 Uh, I have a dinner with David Pecker after work tonight, 589 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,463 so I'm gonna be home late. 590 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,552 Okay. 591 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,596 What is it? 592 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:39,525 "Rumors of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's pregnancy reignited last night 593 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,236 at the Guggenheim, when she appeared 594 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:46,491 with a… …noticeably fuller face and bulging abdomen. 595 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,536 One guest remarked, 'She no doubt had that pregnancy glow.' 596 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:53,206 Another, 'If she's depressed, you'd never know it.'" 597 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,584 You and I aren't trying to have a baby right now, 598 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,712 but what if I was pregnant and I miscarried? 599 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,300 What if I couldn't get pregnant at all? How will all these headlines feel then? 600 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,678 Don't do this to yourself. 601 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,721 You shouldn't be reading this crap, anyway. 602 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,682 You read everything that's ever written about you. 603 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,809 Oh, it's different. 604 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,686 I've been dealing with this shit my whole life. 605 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,647 They called me a fucking cunt. 606 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:19,816 Who did? 607 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,777 You know, I knew… 608 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,282 I knew this transition was never going to be easy. 609 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,202 Any woman who married you would've faced an uphill battle 610 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,455 in the court of public opinion, but in my… 611 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,421 worst fears, I never could have imagined being called a drug addict, 612 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,716 a coke whore, a cunt 613 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:50,054 every time I leave my door by men who live outside my house! 614 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,807 And I know. I know, obviously, it's all bullshit, 615 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,644 but I… but I can't help but think about… 616 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:04,359 …my friends back home, my teachers, my coworkers at Calvin Klein, 617 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,197 my f-family, who read this crap 618 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:12,201 and think, like, "What happened to that little girl?" 619 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,248 "She had so much promise." 620 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,961 And people will say that, "She knew what she was signing up for." 621 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,963 But-But… 622 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,176 you didn't even know what we were signing up for. 623 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,262 We both thought the life we had before we got married 624 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,224 was the life that we were coming home to and, John… 625 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,438 …I know you say that you have the press under control, but it's… 626 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,443 It's really starting to feel like the opposite. 627 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,906 And I haven't said any of this to you because I… 628 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,454 I love you so much. 629 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,458 And this is supposed to be the happiest time in our life 630 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,794 and that's what I want. 631 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,839 I want that for you, I want that for us, and I don't want to be… 632 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,883 - I don't want to be a liability. - No, no, no. 633 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,678 I don't… …I don't want you to feel like I'm not cut out for this, 634 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,805 but I'm just… 635 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,812 I'm so tired. 636 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,572 Come on. Come here. 637 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,118 I'm so sorry. 638 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,086 They won't leave us alone! 639 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,630 They won't… 640 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,554 - Where is she? - You hiding her 641 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,974 - in your briefcase? - Don't worry, we ain't gonna boo. 642 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:03,104 - What the hell? - What's his problem? Jerk. 643 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,359 Unbelievable. 644 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,902 We're working our asses off here, 645 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,238 and then, what, he just shows up if he wants? 646 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,116 I'm sick of it. He's always… 647 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,911 Where were you? We had a 9:00 a.m. staff meeting. 648 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,329 Yeah, I had shit to deal with. 649 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,373 Yeah, well, we have shit to deal with here too, you know? 650 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,459 I can't run this entire magazine on my own. 651 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,378 Give me a fucking minute, will you? 652 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,468 You know, everyone else might be comfortable 653 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:37,429 with operating on John time, but I'm not one of them. 654 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,723 Look, Carolyn and I are going through some stuff right now-- 655 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,933 Oh, I could give a fuck about your wife! 656 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,061 Honestly, I am so sick of Carolyn 657 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,521 and the endless saga that is your personal life! 658 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:49,232 Never say her fucking name again. You hear me? 659 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:52,027 Look. Legal has been waiting for you to sign this TV deal for days. 660 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,821 I don't care! I will sign it when I'm ready! 661 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,823 Or better yet, why don't you offer yourself up 662 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,033 for the TV deal, Michael? 663 00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:00,619 Oh, yeah. That's right, no one gives a shit about you. 664 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,038 You know, you're a fucking tragedy. 665 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,166 This is it? This is what you've been whoring me out for? 666 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:22,558 Do you have any idea what life is like, propping you up 24-7? 667 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,728 I mean, you can't do anything on your own. 668 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,772 I've had to be your mommy and your fucking daddy! 669 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,441 Shut the fuck up. Do you hear me? 670 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,568 You're nothing without your name. 671 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,863 You're a sympathy case with a pretty smile. 672 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,658 Fuck. 673 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,627 Fuck you! 674 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,050 Get the fuck out of my office! 675 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,890 Gladly. 676 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,602 I quit. 677 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,399 I can't wait for the rest of the world to see what a joke you really are. 678 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,571 Fuck. 679 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,220 Hey. It's John. 680 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,806 Are you free tonight? 681 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,158 Sorry I'm late. 682 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,913 I told you, you can throw your hat in the ring whenever you want. 683 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,668 What did you have in mind? 684 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,988 ♪ Days like this I don't know what to do with myself ♪ 685 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:46,244 ♪ All day and all night ♪ 686 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,830 ♪ I wander the halls along the walls ♪ 687 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,583 ♪ And under my breath I say to myself ♪ 688 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:57,171 ♪ I need fuel to take flight ♪ 689 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,013 ♪ And there's too much going on ♪ 690 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:12,103 ♪ But it's calm under the waves ♪ 691 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:17,525 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪ 692 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,905 ♪ Under the waves ♪ 693 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:28,327 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪ 694 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:34,040 ♪ Under the waves ♪ 695 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,587 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪ 696 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:44,342 ♪ It's calm under the waves ♪ 697 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:49,307 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪