1 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,711 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,899 (birds chirping) 3 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,367 Life begins. 4 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,828 -Life begins. -(chuckles) 5 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,206 I can't believe your grandpa left you a whole house. 6 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,208 OLIVIA: Well, I was the only grandkid. 7 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,667 Well, my grandpa left me his shoes. 8 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,632 (lock clicking) 9 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,802 (laughs) We're not married yet. 10 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,847 Okay. Well, then, you're Mrs. Almost Ethan Lander. 11 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,891 (gasps) 12 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,568 (laughs) 13 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,696 A little elbow grease, we'll be good as new. 14 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,865 Well, grease we got. 15 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:58,786 Fungus and mildew and probably some killer mold. 16 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:11,757 What the hell is this? 17 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,885 OLIVIA: Don't look, just dump. 18 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,014 "Utopia." 19 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,934 It's like a comic book or something. 20 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,020 Crap. What was your grandpa into? 21 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,438 Fucked up. 22 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,234 Fucked up. Ugh. 23 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,027 Really fucked up. 24 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,406 OLIVIA: Ugh. 25 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:39,368 -Just throw it out. -Wait, hang on, hang on. 26 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,454 "Utopia, the conclusion to Dystopia." 27 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,960 So there's more of this shit out there. 28 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,963 -What are you doing? -This could be worth something. 29 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:54,758 -(laughs) -Some guy last year found an old Batman comic in his attic. 30 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,760 Sold it for, like, a million bucks. 31 00:02:56,802 --> 00:03:00,264 We sell this for a fraction of that, 32 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,224 we can pay off your student loans, 33 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,143 I start my podcast. 34 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,395 A little nest egg for a family. 35 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,776 Ethan. 36 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,322 Fanboys are gonna go nuts over this. 37 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,365 ♪ ♪ 38 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,131 (phone chimes) 39 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,310 It's happening. It's happ-- 40 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:49,897 It's happening! (whoops) 41 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,865 (phone chimes) 42 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,091 (giggles) 43 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,676 (exhales) 44 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,220 (laughs) 45 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,724 IAN: Exactly. And like I said, according to CDC, 46 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,727 -tick-borne illnesses, such as Lyme disease, have tripled... -(phone vibrating) 47 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,778 (titters) 48 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,699 Well, that's probably a question for your doctor, but, uh... 49 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,873 Yes, aches are awful. 50 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,917 Aching is ruthless. 51 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,421 (quietly): Yeah. 52 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,464 (whoops) Way to go, Ian. 53 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,341 One more score for the home team. 54 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,406 ♪ ♪ 55 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,221 Let's go. Come on. 56 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,474 (sighs) 57 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:01,320 WILSON: Once upon a time there was a little girl 58 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,907 named Jessica Hyde. 59 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:09,787 Jessica Hyde had a daddy who was a genius scientist. 60 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,414 Now, Jessica and her daddy were held 61 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,834 by an evil villain named Mr. Rabbit. 62 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:22,132 He made Daddy Hyde create horrible viruses, 63 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,719 until one day a hero named Artemis 64 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:28,222 broke out Jessica and her daddy. 65 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:33,435 Mr. Rabbit sends his henchmen, the Harvest, after them. 66 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,146 The Harvest kidnap Daddy, 67 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:39,942 so now Jessica Hyde has to save him. 68 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,069 But that's just the mythology. 69 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:46,198 Dystopia appeared in 2014, and if you're smart-- 70 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,408 if you're really, really smart-- 71 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,202 you can study it and decipher 72 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,079 all the real-life epidemics it predicted. 73 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:56,083 Yeah-- Ebola, MERS, 74 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,377 Heartland virus, just to name a few. 75 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,712 See, that's why we need Utopia. 76 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,048 Because who knows what horrible things are coming next? 77 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,551 I mean, why do we keep feeling like 78 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,886 it's the end of the fucking world? 79 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,973 Because someone is ending the fucking world. 80 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,142 (scoffs) Y-You're not getting it. 81 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,894 Look, look. Microcephaly. 82 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,730 Mosquitoes. Hmm? Hmm? 83 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,232 Zika. 84 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,484 We're gonna find the next Zika! 85 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,530 -What? -It kind of reminds me 86 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,198 of what you say about God. 87 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:32,703 If the ignorant want to believe, they'll find a way. 88 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:38,167 (groans) Go pester y-your parents, doubter. 89 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,668 (mutters): Look at that... 90 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:43,005 Just-- Ah, ah, germs. Germs? 91 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,257 Seriously. Please, just go to your room. 92 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,258 (music playing faintly) 93 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,343 Coming through. 94 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,513 -Vaping's still smoking, Carla. -Whatever. 95 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,851 WOMAN (over radio): Flight 592 clear direct to Muni. 96 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,228 Leave at your discretion. 97 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,647 (indistinct radio chatter) 98 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:07,070 Hey, so, uh, Fringecon's tomorrow. 99 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,239 Can I borrow 30 bucks? 100 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,242 You borrow 30 bucks for the train 101 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,995 so you can spend 200 bucks on a comic. 102 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,371 Priorities. 103 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,374 Got to see what that naughty bunny is up to. 104 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,210 Mr. Rabbit is just a metaphor, Dad. 105 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,588 -Come on, I've told you this. -I know. 106 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:27,007 You're too easy to tease, Wilson. 107 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,177 Crackpots have to have a sense of humor. 108 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,262 Take it from me. 109 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,389 (both chuckle) 110 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,559 Thanks. Thanks, Dad. 111 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,770 Don't forget to have a good time. 112 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,772 WILSON: Mm-hmm. Yeah. 113 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,462 (whispers): Okay. Okay. 114 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,969 Okay, okay, okay. 115 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,224 (panting) 116 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,561 Shit. 117 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,281 (straining) 118 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,258 You couldn't go to the climate rally 119 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,010 and call it your good deed? 120 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,470 Rallies don't work. 121 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,180 They make us feel better about doing nothing. 122 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,726 Samantha Gloria Steinem Jawalsky, that is not true. 123 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,187 We protest agriculture policy after half of Africa starves. 124 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,232 We ration water after we drain our aquifers. 125 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:11,069 We debate climate change after the world is on fire. 126 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,781 I want to do something ahead of time for once. 127 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:18,327 Besides, I think they'd be kind of lost without me. 128 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,578 I know the feeling. 129 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,455 (clicks tongue) Aw. 130 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,457 (chuckles) 131 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,711 My save-the-world girl. 132 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,882 REPORTER: The fires have destroyed more than 40,000 acres 133 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,177 and counting, with just ten percent contained amidst... 134 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:38,722 REPORTER 2: And it's estimated that 390 billion tons 135 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:42,351 of glacier ice are melting each year, 136 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,394 a crisis that ultimately threatens 137 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,855 every coastal city in the world. 138 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,982 REPORTER 3: ...is experiencing a flu outbreak 139 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,401 that has so far killed four children. 140 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,613 All victims were students at a local... 141 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,656 (cartoon music playing over TV) 142 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,248 (indistinct chatter) 143 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,758 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 144 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,344 ♪ I'm a good guy for a gal ♪ 145 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,554 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 146 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,807 ♪ So won't you look my palm over? ♪ 147 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,934 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 148 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,144 ♪ I've got time for a chat ♪ 149 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,522 -♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo... ♪ -Yeah! 150 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,441 ♪ So won't you tell me my future? ♪ 151 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,485 (indistinct shouting) 152 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,489 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 153 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,908 ♪ I'm gonna break down at 50 ♪ 154 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,993 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 155 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,121 ♪ And I'm not quite a stallion ♪ 156 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,331 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 157 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,792 ♪ I'm a good guy for a gal ♪ 158 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,044 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 159 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,381 ♪ And I'm mentally slipping ♪ 160 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 161 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,718 ♪ What's that you see? ♪ 162 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:03,306 ♪ Oh, boy, find out what's up with me ♪ 163 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,600 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 164 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,811 ♪ What's that you see? ♪ 165 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:12,399 ♪ Tell me more of what's gonna be ♪ 166 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,317 ♪ If you're friends with P ♪ 167 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,194 ♪ Well, then, you're friends with me ♪ 168 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,863 ♪ If you're down with P ♪ 169 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,158 ♪ Well, then, you're down with me ♪ 170 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,617 ♪ Friends of P ♪ 171 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,245 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 172 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,497 ♪ Friends of P. ♪ 173 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,958 Here's Jessica Hyde. 174 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,960 She's kind of cute. 175 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,795 Totally cute. 176 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,840 Whoa. Careful with the merchandise. 177 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,345 Okay, who's got the vodka? 178 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,015 -Finally. -(laughter) 179 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,606 -(door opens) -"Wilson... 180 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,900 -Wilson"? -Not a title. 181 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,526 Just my name. 182 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,448 Please sit. 183 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,577 (mutters): Just...? Yeah. 184 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,165 Hey. 185 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,709 Hi. 186 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:18,507 (indistinct chatter, laughter) 187 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:23,094 You guys having a... you having a rocking time? 188 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,055 I just came to party, too, but I thought, you know, 189 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,516 I'd come in and just take a look at this crap. 190 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,073 Uh, just-- just one page. 191 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,283 Uh, well-- Can...? 192 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,244 Sure. 193 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,333 WILSON: This is the original manuscript. 194 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,585 And how did you guys get ahold of it? 195 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,045 Through a collector. 196 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,964 Where'd the collector get it? 197 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,384 From the artist. 198 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,972 Really? Who's the artist? 199 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,349 -You know, we're on a schedule, so... -Oh. 200 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:13,270 Just write down, uh, your contact info, your bid 201 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,605 and your room number right next to your name. 202 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:33,206 You got, um, you have a lot of interest? 203 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,209 It's like a pilgrimage for some. 204 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,613 You're late. 205 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,616 This car? I love her. (laughs) 206 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,618 But she's trouble. 207 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,037 '74 MG, four-cylinder. 208 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,622 You're very late. 209 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,624 And sometimes, she glitches. 210 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,917 She'll get us there in style, though. 211 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,214 I wanted to get there on time. 212 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,053 The only thing slowing us down now 213 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:32,265 is you standing in the road, not getting in the car. 214 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,317 (engine starts) 215 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,741 ♪ ♪ 216 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,576 (sighs) Okay. You ready? 217 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,287 -Yeah. Let's do it. -(blows raspberry) 218 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,419 -Please come in. -(chuckles): Oh. Watch your... 219 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,549 Please, come in. 220 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,717 Hey. How's it going? 221 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,469 Hi. 222 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,055 -Hi. Nice to meet you. -Thank you. 223 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,270 Wow. 224 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,357 (exhales) 225 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,068 (moans) 226 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,237 -Uh-huh. -(knocking on door) 227 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,655 Have a seat. 228 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,491 (knocking on door) 229 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,868 -Come in. Sit down, just, right there. -Okay. 230 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,079 (knocking on door) 231 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,084 Actually, uh-- Please. 232 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,419 Where do I sign? 233 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589 I got a couple websites, a couple .orgs, a couple .nets, 234 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,175 -if you want to join the list. -Yeah. -Sure. 235 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,887 Thank you. 236 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,972 OLIVIA: 237 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,932 Thank you. 238 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,852 Oh, watch your head. 239 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,186 Thank you. 240 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,312 Great. Thank you. 241 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,564 Bye, ladies. 242 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,858 -Bye. -(laughter) 243 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,777 (laughs) 244 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,699 -Hi. -Hi. 245 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,369 (exhales) 246 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,413 Wow. 247 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,504 BECKY: Good old Artemis. 248 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,882 Uh, I was actually wondering if there's anything 249 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,509 -involving, um, a molecule or a virus... -Oh... 250 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,345 Sorry, we can only show you one. 251 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,889 Could you just tell me if there's anything 252 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,266 to do with a molecule or a disease? 253 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,518 Uh, we can get your contact info, 254 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,771 and your room number and your bid. 255 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,564 We'll be in touch. 256 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,441 OLIVIA: Love your shirt, though. 257 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,401 "Stay Alive, Jessica Hyde." 258 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573 Well, basically, I'm in love with a girl I only know online. 259 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,325 -Yeah, aren't we all? -Right, but, we're meeting 260 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,160 in 15 minutes, so I'm kind of freaking out. 261 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,412 (laughs softly) 262 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,206 Is that what you're gonna wear? 263 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,208 -(door opens) -OLIVIA: Ian Ackerman? 264 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,293 Me. 265 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,340 Ta-da. (chuckles) 266 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,050 Is this the original? 267 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,094 -Yeah. -Yeah. 268 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,598 You guys are supporting a female hero. 269 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,145 Huh. 270 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,151 Wow. 271 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,569 OLIVIA: Here you go. 272 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,614 Thank you. (mouths) 273 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,115 (indistinct whispering) 274 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,534 I think this is our guy... 275 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,577 (both laugh) 276 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,668 (camera clicks) 277 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,837 ETHAN: All right, uh, sorry. 278 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,549 Uh, just, uh, contact, room number and bid, 279 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,968 -next to your name. -Okay. Okay. 280 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,470 (exhales sharply) 281 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,932 (mutters): Money, money, money, okay. 282 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,310 You guys aren't Harvest, are you? 283 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,771 Hmm? 284 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,275 Um... 285 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,526 Okay. 286 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 (indistinct chatter) 287 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,413 -Becky? -Not Becky. 288 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,664 Sorry. 289 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,094 ETHAN: Excuse me, sir? 290 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,555 Could I do a "Comic-Kaze"? 291 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,557 Open. 292 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,899 (chuckles) 293 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,650 Uh, excuse me? 294 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,404 Becky. 295 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,072 -Ian. -Yes. 296 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,532 -(laughs): Hi. -Hi. 297 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,743 -Wow. Hi. -Hi. 298 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,746 -You look just like I pictured. -Uh... 299 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,832 Average, or...? 300 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,792 No, no. Ian-y. 301 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,544 -I get that a lot. -(chuckles) 302 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,297 -Did you see it? Yes. Yes. -Yes. Yeah. You saw it, right? 303 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,966 -You know, it just made me want to see more. So... -Oh, I know. 304 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,594 -Did you want a drink? -Yes. I'm trying. (chuckles) 305 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,054 -Sir? -Failing... 306 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,264 Um, can I just have a beer? 307 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,390 Yeah, you know what? Could I actually trade 308 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,683 this in for a beer, too? 309 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,186 This is just way bluer than I was expecting. 310 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,605 Uh, here. 311 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,108 Mmm. 312 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,860 Oh, that's good. 313 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,614 -Thank you. -Two of those, please. 314 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,824 -When in Rome. (chuckles) -(laughs) 315 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,034 Um... 316 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,745 Um-- Oh, those-- Yeah, those guys. 317 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,623 -You know, I don't think that they know what they have. -No. 318 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,583 -Mm-mm. -Oh, but I actually was able to get a, uh... 319 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,961 You know what? I actually think panicking right now 320 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,462 is not gonna help, so... 321 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,464 Can we not talk Utopia? 322 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,924 Or not yet? 323 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,133 -Yeah. -Thank you. 324 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,135 -Cheers. (chuckles) -Cheers. 325 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,596 -Pow, boom. -(chuckles) 326 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,728 Hi. 327 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,662 (exhales) 328 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,377 What's your highest bid? 329 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,131 $5,000. 330 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,217 I can get you six. 331 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,137 Don't sell. 332 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,139 I play competitive Risk. It's totally different. 333 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,099 -Competitive Risk? -Yes, it's competitive, okay? 334 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,517 -(laughs): How is that better? -It is a board game 335 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,436 of strategic conquest. 336 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,272 -Oh, my God. -Takes a lifetime to master. 337 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,149 I'll teach you one day, but that's not it, either. 338 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,859 It's my job. 339 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,777 -You're not a writer. -No, I... 340 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,404 Well, not a paid one. 341 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,699 No, I, uh, I do mostly fanfic sort of stuff, so... 342 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,451 So, you're unemployed. 343 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,119 -No, I have a job... -That's okay, I don't hold... 344 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:12,832 I've got a job, but it's, uh, I sell gap insurance 345 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:16,002 to people who may or may not develop Lyme disease. 346 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,588 I basically spend all day on the phone 347 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,299 listening to people tell me about their ailments, so... 348 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,134 (laughs softly) 349 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,344 Sometimes it feels like everyone in the world is sick. 350 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,848 It's kind of depressing, actually. 351 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,395 (whispers): So, yeah... 352 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,814 So, yeah. Two cats, uh... 353 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:42,195 shitty job, lives with grandma. (chuckles) 354 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,197 So, uh, what about you? 355 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,992 It's only fair. What's your secret? 356 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,660 -(sighs) -(exhales) 357 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,330 You're gonna freak. 358 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,587 I think Risk is boring as hell. 359 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,673 Take it back. 360 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,017 It's not about what's on the forums, you've been 361 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,477 on the forums too long. It's about the sequence 362 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:15,728 -of events. -The forums are where it's at. 363 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,396 LARRY: Jessica Hyde does karate. 364 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,816 AL: She's trained in jiujitsu. 365 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,779 Welcome. 366 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,365 Hello. 367 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,827 I'm Jimmy. I'm dressed as Jessica Hyde, clearly. 368 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,829 Her dad was a genius scientist. 369 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,872 But Mr. Rabbit forced him to make unspeakable diseases... 370 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,916 -Well, I... -...or else Mr. Rabbit would kill Jessica. 371 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,418 Yeah, so now they're on the run being chased by the Harvest. 372 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,254 -DAVID: I'm Artemis. -LARRY: Not supposed to be purple. 373 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,880 -DAVID: It's violet. -Whatever. 374 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,633 Ebola. 375 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,635 MERS. 376 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,303 Zika. 377 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,140 Someone is taking diseases and weaponizing them. 378 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,058 Loosing them upon us, 379 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,269 and you guys are obsessing over stories? 380 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,396 Guys, Jessica Hyde isn't real. 381 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,649 But you know what is real? The diseases hidden in Dystopia. 382 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,651 Oh, God, you're one of those, huh? 383 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,486 -"Signs and portents." -(laughter) 384 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,196 "It all has to mean something." 385 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,074 SAMANTHA: It does mean something. 386 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,786 What does this look like? 387 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,582 Anyone? 388 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,458 (quietly): Uganda. 389 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,669 -I mean, sometimes a leaf is just... -SAMANTHA: Uganda. 390 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:25,548 It is a perfect Uganda-shaped leaf. 391 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,928 And, look. Eight on this branch, one on this one. 392 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,932 Eight infected, one dead in Uganda. 393 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,310 2014, the Marburg virus. 394 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,728 MAN (whispers): Are, like, real chicks 395 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,062 -into this stuff, too, now? -I guess... 396 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:43,316 Okay. And, look, these shapes in the water. 397 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,193 Up in the air. What do these look like? 398 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,445 WILSON: Yellow vesper bats. 399 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,488 (people murmuring) 400 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:53,367 The primary disease vector in the Uganda outbreak. 401 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,037 -Exactly. -LARRY: I've got to get to the Antlerman panel. 402 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,081 -Oh, yeah. -She's just a conspiracy whacko. 403 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,708 -Yeah. -Look, this is all cute and everything, 404 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,835 but we really wanted to get in and talk about the mythology. 405 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,545 SAMANTHA: You want a conspiracy? 406 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,882 A few decades ago, 407 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,718 somehow, a group of you fucking boy assholes 408 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,013 managed to trick the world into believing that comic books 409 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,933 were serious fucking literature, and now you all 410 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,392 get to sit around 411 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,269 and Joseph Campbell the fucking day away 412 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,814 on your spoo-stained papasans, stewing in the violence, 413 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,275 masturbating over the meta-metaphors, 414 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,152 pretending that you're valid, but you know what? 415 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,113 It doesn't make you smart or deep to debate 416 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,242 what kind of martial arts that Artemis performs. 417 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:38,829 Guys, this shit is about life. 418 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,457 Guys, this shit is about doing something, 419 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:45,127 not talking about cartoons doing something. 420 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,922 (quietly): Exactly. 421 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,175 (cheering, laughter) 422 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,385 IAN (exhales): Oh, my God. 423 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:54,011 -Oh... -I remember Antlerman. 424 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,430 Oh-- I have never been a fan of the superhero crap. 425 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,393 -What? -There's enough alpha males in the world as it is. 426 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:04,146 But Utopia, see... See, that's different. 427 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,983 And I really want us to get that. 428 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,401 I think we could solve it. 429 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,237 Yeah, if there is anything to solve. 430 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,531 Ian, you sound like a doubter. What are you talking about? 431 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,157 -No. No, no, no. -(exclaims) Hooks! 432 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,410 Of course there is something to solve. 433 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:21,080 -I'm not a doubter, it's just... -(laughs): Wow. 434 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:23,457 I don't know, I get nervous because after Sam, 435 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,419 you're, like, the Dystopia expert, so... 436 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,421 Oh, no, that's not true. There's Wilson. 437 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,923 -He's an encyclopedia. -Yeah. Well, Wilson's just... 438 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,383 -Wilson. -...on a whole other level. 439 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,260 It's ridicul-- I'm pretty sure he's a computer. 440 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,512 (laughs) 441 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,139 Did he make you submit the background check 442 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,974 -before he gave you his address? -He-- Yes. Yes. 443 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:43,394 "Because it is a weird world and you may be one of the weirdos." 444 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:47,982 I appreciated... the honesty. 445 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,026 Is it me? 446 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,449 It's you. 447 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,285 Antlerman, bitches! 448 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,494 Come on. 449 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,371 (laughs): Come on, come on. 450 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,292 -Oh, my God. -(chuckles) 451 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,252 I'm-I'm drunk. 452 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,172 -Do you have a girlfriend? -What? No. 453 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,840 No. I... 454 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:17,261 I've just been waiting to hear what your story was. 455 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,806 For almost a year? 456 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,059 I would have waited two years. 457 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,730 I'm glad you didn't. 458 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,201 OLIVIA: He's the one to go back to. 459 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,536 Anyone who pretends that hard to be that uninterested 460 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,747 is super interested. 461 00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,582 Well, what about the "don't sell" girl? 462 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,085 OLIVIA: Always bet on the nerd. 463 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,920 He'll go higher. 464 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,339 WOMAN: (chuckles) They're all nerds. 465 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,133 I'd like to preempt all bidding and leave with this. 466 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,305 Now. 467 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,140 Cool. 468 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,352 Uh, just need your name, contact and bid. 469 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,232 $20,000. 470 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,532 How's that? 471 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,286 (laughs softly) 472 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:26,330 (indistinct chatter) 473 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,460 IAN: Oh, that's got to be him. 474 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,129 -Should we go? -Yeah. 475 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,172 Let's go say hi. 476 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,724 Becky, Ian. 477 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,185 -S-Samantha. -Where have you guys been? 478 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,439 I mean, uh, hi. 479 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,983 -Hi. -Hey. -Hey. Come sit down. 480 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,526 -Uh, now that they're here... -Yeah. Oh, my God. 481 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,736 Okay, so now that you guys are here-- Sit down. 482 00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,323 Um, wait, actually, before we start, 483 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:06,036 let's just take a second and think about how cool this is. 484 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,667 (laughs) 485 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,628 Okay, truth time? I told them I could get them $6,000. 486 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:15,838 Can we do that? 487 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,757 You said to bid $500. 488 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,427 $500 is actually m-more than I have. 489 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:24,305 -Yeah, I can't give more. -$6,000 is, like, a car. 490 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,140 Fuck. 491 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,350 -We need to get Utopia. -WILSON: Mm-hmm. 492 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:31,020 I mean, what I s-- 493 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:34,315 What I saw today, guys, it's big. 494 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:37,818 Okay, so basically, we're short $4,000. 495 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,779 We need Grant. 496 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,199 (cheering, laughter) 497 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,788 I-I'm here for Utopia. 498 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,248 Oh, um... 499 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,958 I'm sorry, sweetie. I sold it. 500 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:59,757 Uh... I just wanted one look at it. 501 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,134 I came all the way from Kansas City. 502 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:05,346 ETHAN: Hey, Olivia, do we have any more champagne? 503 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,139 The guy's name is Phillip Carson. 504 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,807 He's in the penthouse. 505 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,726 -Maybe he'll let you have a look. -What... 506 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,977 -Good luck. -Oh, wait... 507 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,729 OLIVIA: Just saw the cutest kid. 508 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,482 ♪ ♪ 509 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,526 (indistinct chatter) 510 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:40,130 -GRANT: Hi. -Oh, hi. Are you an Umi fan? 511 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,174 I hope you have fun. 512 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,512 GRANT: Hi. 513 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:49,807 Uh, I lost my keycard and I can't find my dad. 514 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,017 Uh-oh. What's your room number? 515 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,853 Uh, the penthouse? 516 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:58,107 What name is the reservation under? 517 00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,693 My dad's name is Phillip Carson. 518 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,406 We're supposed to ask for I.D. 519 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,825 Oh. 520 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,076 Um... 521 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,164 This is all I got. 522 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,680 (keycard swipes, beeps) 523 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:31,932 -There you go. -Thank you so much. 524 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,351 You're welcome. 525 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:51,285 What a large number of silly people. 526 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,413 Disturbing. 527 00:31:57,207 --> 00:32:01,337 I find it sort of... wonderful. 528 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:08,302 -To Utopia! -(Ian shushes) 529 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:09,970 (whispers): Oh. To Utopia. 530 00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,555 (laughs) 531 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,475 So what do you think Grant's deal is? 532 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:17,519 Don't know. No background check, not staying with me. 533 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,356 -(laughs) -His photo shoot ran late. 534 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,860 -(stifled laugh) -(chuckles): What? 535 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,945 WILSON: Well, hold on, wait. You really believe 536 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:31,116 that he's a photographer to the stars? 537 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,826 IAN: My bet, Grant's 538 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,788 a middle-aged middle manager-type with a... 539 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,206 wife he doesn't really like 540 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,499 and a life that makes him a little sad. 541 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,875 BECKY: Guys, 542 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,586 -why would he lie, though? -Uh, because people 543 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,421 are never happy with who they really are. 544 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,465 That's not true. 545 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,634 Oh, okay. Uh... 546 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:50,219 -Sam. -Mm-hmm? 547 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,971 Did you enjoy that Maroon 5 concert you went to last March? 548 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,557 -(laughs) -I-- T-That was for a friend. 549 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,017 -Ah, okay. Ian. -(laughs) 550 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:58,602 Nice fan fiction, dude. 551 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,146 Sensitive man's take on the zombie apocalypse. 552 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,857 How did you even find that? That was, like, five years ago. 553 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,818 -(laughs) -You know, that's weird 554 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,528 -that you even know that. -(laughs) 555 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:08,570 WILSON: And Becky. 556 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,698 Uh, you... 557 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,539 You're as nice as you seem. 558 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,957 So far. 559 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,210 -(chuckles) -What about you? 560 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:26,630 -Wilson Wilson? -Me? I love who I am. I'm rad. 561 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,799 (laughs) 562 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,051 "Rad." (laughs) 563 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,513 Okay. To rad Wilson! 564 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:35,931 ALL: To rad Wilson. 565 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:37,599 I'll drink to that. 566 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,601 (laughter, excited chatter) 567 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,608 -Okay, wait, now... -(laughing) 568 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,485 -(knocking on door) -He looks cute. 569 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,529 Uh, hold on. 570 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:59,204 We're here for Utopia. 571 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:02,124 It's been sold. Sorry. 572 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,001 (door thuds, creaks) 573 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,086 Who did you sell it to? 574 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:09,423 Some guy who made an appointment during business hours 575 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,342 and had enough money to buy it. 576 00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:14,970 -What are you doing? -ETHAN: Hey. 577 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:16,346 (door closes) 578 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,681 Who did you sell it to? 579 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,183 Hey, guys? This is a... 580 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:21,852 This is a private party. 581 00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:26,231 Uh... a guy. Just, a guy. 582 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,862 Who else has seen Utopia? 583 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:35,824 Whoa. 584 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,368 -(Olivia exhales) -Who else? 585 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,704 They've all seen it. 586 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,625 This is a complete list? 587 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,835 Well, we-we can, we-we can just get it back. 588 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,509 No worries. 589 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,901 All right. 590 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,779 So I'm going to be giving you a shot. 591 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,573 All of you. Put you out for a bit. 592 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,785 And we will take your money. 593 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:24,748 -So it's just a robbery? -Mm-hmm. 594 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,209 You'll wake up with a hangover. 595 00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:29,336 A little less than this will give you. 596 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:34,424 Arms out. I'll be quick. 597 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,513 (laughs nervously) 598 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,728 I can shoot you, or I can knock you out. 599 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,355 I prefer nonviolence. 600 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,941 Arms out. 601 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,361 Come on. 602 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,909 (whimpers) 603 00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:03,036 Just a little pinch. 604 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,625 There. 605 00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:12,838 (crying) 606 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,840 -Please don't. -Give me your arm. 607 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,300 Please. 608 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,969 I'm scared. 609 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,973 It's okay. 610 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,433 Do you really think they'd swab our arms 611 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:25,642 if they were gonna hurt us? 612 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,352 It's okay. 613 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,396 ROD: Good girl. 614 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,338 Love you. 615 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,432 (whimpers) 616 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,611 (cries) 617 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,835 Let's set the scene. 618 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,052 (beep, lock clicks) 619 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,268 Sweet. 620 00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:01,405 ANCHOR: Now we move to our main story. 621 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,867 A lethal and fast-moving flu that has now shockingly killed 622 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:09,788 18 children at Daniel Lee Elementary in Moody, Alabama 623 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,957 and infected children at Grace Hawkins Elementary 624 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,750 in Collins, Mississippi. 625 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,252 The children began exhibiting fatigue and high fevers 626 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,838 late Friday afternoon, 627 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,507 -and many were imm... -WOMAN: We believe the future of food... 628 00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,634 ♪ To make the hood go crazy ♪ 629 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,595 ♪ On the interstate doing 180 ♪ 630 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,639 ♪ Huh, she said, "Do it for me, baby" ♪ 631 00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:30,726 ♪ Took a double shot and then we all went crazy ♪ 632 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,020 ♪ White girls go crazy ♪ 633 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,313 ♪ Black girls go crazy ♪ 634 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,566 ♪ College girls go crazy ♪ 635 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:40,318 ♪ This type of shit to make the hood go crazy ♪ 636 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,030 ♪ This Kan' City, shit's ran gritty, in the summertime ♪ 637 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:45,115 ♪ The chicks be damn pretty, born in the projects ♪ 638 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,284 ♪ Then to the Ville ♪ 639 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,453 ♪ Then I did a deal with Travis and made mills ♪ 640 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:52,497 ♪ This a celebration, got they hands up like whoa ♪ 641 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,499 ♪ See a bad bitch like, oh ♪ 642 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,169 ♪ This whole damn city fucking go ♪ 643 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,672 -♪ But this is how the hood go crazy in the Mo ♪ -(door beeps) 644 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:02,883 ♪ This the type of shit to make the hood go crazy ♪ 645 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:05,010 ♪ On the interstate doing 180 ♪ 646 00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:07,345 ♪ Huh, she said, "Do it for me, baby" ♪ 647 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,057 ♪ Took a double shot and then we all went crazy ♪ 648 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,309 -WOMAN: You're naughty. -CARSON: Yeah? You like bad boys? 649 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,854 -Tonight I do. (chuckles) -♪ Black girls go crazy ♪ 650 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,773 -♪ College girls go crazy ♪ -I've never seen a penthouse. 651 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,983 ♪ This the type of shit to make the hood go crazy ♪ 652 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,197 What do you do again? 653 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:31,161 (knocking on door) 654 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,000 Hmm. 655 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,757 ♪ Hello, I want to par-ty, you want to par-ty ♪ 656 00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:48,261 ♪ We need to par-ty, let's have a par-ty, let me get up... ♪ 657 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,983 We'd like the Utopia manuscript. 658 00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:05,737 Is this some cosplay shit? 659 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,739 What are you supposed to be? 660 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:10,367 Captain Asshat? 661 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,369 -(chuckles) -(titters) 662 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,038 (laughs) 663 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,290 (both laughing) 664 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:20,043 Ah, that's good. 665 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,586 That's good. (chuckles) 666 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,558 (screaming) 667 00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:40,814 (whimpering) 668 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:47,821 We'd like the Utopia manuscript. 669 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,657 CARSON: Fuck no. 670 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:52,450 (screams) 671 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:55,078 It's in the... it's in the fucking bedroom. 672 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,621 It's in the fucking bedroom. 673 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,755 (Carson groaning) 674 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,390 ♪ ♪ 675 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:32,782 (inhales sharply) 676 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:37,120 (exhales) We lost him when he made the doors. 677 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:40,624 1974 MG. 678 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,833 (exhales) 679 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:45,420 We'll contain what we can. 680 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:47,881 I'm sorry. 681 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,564 (whimpering) 682 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:13,114 He touched that, right there. 683 00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:21,665 And... here. 684 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,252 Call Home. 685 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:33,343 Hey. It's Rod. 686 00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:35,345 I need mental health screens 687 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:38,848 -on the following names... -(moans) No, no, no... 688 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,058 (panting) 689 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,894 ROD: "Wilson Wilson, 690 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,272 -"Bill Schiffman... -(Carson groaning) 691 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:46,982 "Donald Resnick... 692 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,025 (yelling) 693 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,612 (gasping) 694 00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:54,364 Come on, man. No-- come on. 695 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,074 Hey, hey. Hey, man... 696 00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,451 -ROD: "Becky Todd. -(whimpering) 697 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,245 Wade Rogers." 698 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,874 Uh, "Josh Chandelier." 699 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:10,255 No, I don't know, just spell it like it sounds. 700 00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:12,299 ("B.L.O.S.S.O.M." by Komeda playing) 701 00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:17,178 ♪ ♪ 702 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,014 JOSH: Hold on. 703 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,725 ARBY: Josh Chandler? 704 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,686 Here I go by the name StarWeaver... 705 00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:26,313 ♪ Go berserk, let it work ♪ 706 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,066 ♪ Now go, do the right thing ♪ 707 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:33,361 -♪ Go berserk, let it work, now go ♪ -(knocking on door) 708 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:34,988 ♪ Do the right thing... ♪ 709 00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:37,157 -ARBY: Donald Resnick? -Yeah. 710 00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:40,994 (knocking on door) 711 00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,414 ARBY: David Villareal? 712 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,420 ♪ Go berserk, let it work... ♪ 713 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:53,715 -Nikolai Loveikis? -♪ Go, do the right thing ♪ 714 00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:55,842 ♪ Go berserk, let it work... ♪ 715 00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:57,635 -Alex Sherman? -Yeah. 716 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,139 ♪ Do the right thing, B-L-O... ♪ 717 00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,432 Al Arroyo? 718 00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:04,601 -(giggles) -♪ Do the right thing ♪ 719 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,727 (knocking on door) 720 00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:07,187 ♪ B-L-O... ♪ 721 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,480 (knocking on door) 722 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:09,689 ♪ Do the right thing... ♪ 723 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:10,815 (knocking on door) 724 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,776 Wade Rogers? 725 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,444 What? 726 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:17,238 (knocking on door) 727 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,199 Who is it? 728 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,410 (thuds) 729 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,581 ♪ B-L-O-S-S-O-M ♪ 730 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:29,334 ♪ Do the right thing... ♪ 731 00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:30,960 Oh. 732 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,005 Room 412 has a history of mental illness. 733 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,424 (knocking on door) 734 00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:38,468 -ARBY: Jimmy Raffetto? -Yeah, that's me. 735 00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:42,472 Hmm. Great view. 736 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,891 ♪ B-L-O-S-S-O-M... ♪ 737 00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:46,643 (music stops abruptly) 738 00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:03,159 That didn't go too badly. 739 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:09,582 We're missing four who saw it. 740 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,127 We're missing the boy who has it. 741 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,257 We need to erase security footage 742 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:21,386 from floors two through five, seven, nine and penthouse. 743 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:29,018 Samantha J., Ian Ackerman, 744 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,312 Becky Todd. 745 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:34,649 I want to know why Wilson Wilson was so important to her. 746 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,535 And we'll need to go Home 747 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:48,204 and get some reliable transportation. 748 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:52,959 Because now... I need my tools. 749 00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:00,800 Should we grab some refreshment before we press on? 750 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,678 I mean, of course it did, it's done by the same artist. 751 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,388 She's not picking up. 752 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,973 But bidding is closed now anyway, 753 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:10,602 so there's no point in waiting around. 754 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:13,229 Oh. I can't drink any more beer. 755 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,648 Wilson, did we all pass our background checks? 756 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,567 Can we please go drink where it's cheap? 757 00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:19,569 I mean, it's the least you could do 758 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,029 after making us all look human. 759 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,572 -IAN: Yes. Yes. -Mm-mm. 760 00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:25,992 -Please. Please, can we stay at your place? -Please? 761 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:28,036 Rad Wilson! 762 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,412 ALL: Rad Wilson! 763 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,873 -Rad Wilson! -Cool. 764 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:33,416 -Really? -Yeah. 765 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,876 ALL: Yeah! 766 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,836 -To Wilson's house. -So exciting. 767 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:03,446 ♪ ♪ 768 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,332 (gasping weakly) 769 00:47:18,795 --> 00:47:22,298 OLIVIA (quietly): Help. 770 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:25,552 Please h-help. 771 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:34,310 Where is Utopia? 772 00:47:35,728 --> 00:47:39,357 They gave us shots. (groans) 773 00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:41,442 Where is Utopia? 774 00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:46,322 (quietly): Poison. 775 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:48,658 (groans) 776 00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:56,207 Where is Utopia? 777 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,460 Why? 778 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,382 ("Me and the Devil" by Gil Scott-Heron playing) 779 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,439 Because I'm Jessica Hyde. 780 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,608 ♪ ♪ 781 00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:33,494 (door opens, closes) 782 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,121 ♪ Early this morning ♪ 783 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:42,128 ♪ When you knocked upon my door ♪ 784 00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,008 ♪ Early this morning ♪ 785 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:51,346 ♪ When you knocked upon ♪ 786 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,765 ♪ My door ♪ 787 00:48:56,476 --> 00:49:00,813 ♪ And I say, "Hello, Satan ♪ 788 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:05,026 ♪ I believe it's time to go" ♪ 789 00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:09,614 ♪ Me and the Devil ♪ 790 00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:16,454 ♪ Walking side by side ♪ 791 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,125 ♪ Me and the Devil ♪ 792 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:27,757 ♪ Walking side by side ♪ 793 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:35,264 ♪ And I'm gonna see my woman ♪ 794 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:38,685 ♪ Till I get satisfied. ♪ 795 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:40,728 ♪ ♪