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It seems today that all you see is
violence in movies and sex on TV.

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But where are those good old Christian
values on which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy.

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Lucky there's a man who found a new man
who always would make us laugh and cry.

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He's a family guy.

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Sunday at the Clam. No family, just
football, farts, and friends.

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Hey, Jerome, could you turn the volume
up? Nothing like a national ad with

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mismatched local audio at the end.

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The new Chevy Blazer. All roads, all
seasons. Go explore.

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Shop our deals at Jerome's Autobahn,
Route 1, Pawtucket.

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And that'll do it here from Denver,
where the Patriots lose their fifth

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41 -6.

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I hate that people in Denver get to be
happy the rest of the afternoon while we

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have to be sad.

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It's only two o 'clock there. Mountain
time.

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The man knows his own. The only good
thing about the game was listening to

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Brady. Yeah, it's fun having him in the
booth.

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Guys, he's doing a game next week at
Foxboro. We should go.

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I don't know. The traffic on Route 1 is
a nightmare.

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I'll tell you what isn't a nightmare on
Route 1. The savings at Cerrone's Auto

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Barn in Pawtucket. You kind of heard the
man. We're going.

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Ryan, treat!

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Where is it? Where is it? I've been a
good boy! Yeah, I don't have a treat. I

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just need your help moving a mattress.

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Don't do that! You have no idea!

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Okay, well, jeez, whatever.

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Anyway, Rupert somehow got his leg stuck
between the side of the crib and the

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mattress. Looks like he's also
handcuffed to the bars.

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If that's something else, let's focus on
the mattress. I need you to help me

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move it so we can free him.

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What the deuce?

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Brian, is that a built -in ashtray?

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Appears to be, yeah. How old is this
crib?

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Well, I think a lot of the stuff in here
is hand -me -downs from Meg and Chris,

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and Peter and Lois before them. Wait,
parents would smoke while putting the

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down for a nap?

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No, the baby would smoke while the
parents were at work. This was before

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babysitters, you gotta remember.

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I deserve better than this white trash
furniture.

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Well, maybe the place could use some
freshening up. You know what? I'll take

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to Ikea.

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What's that?

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It's a furniture store where people go
to eat meatballs and argue with their

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wives. Oh, right, that place near the
airport.

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Yeah, they're always near the airport.

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And no other stores.

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Uh

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-oh.

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I think she's holding it until the
flyover.

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Boy, they're really late today.

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Greatest country in the world, right?

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I'm going to hold eye contact until you
respond.

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Oh, absolutely.

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Love it or leave it.

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Chowder here. Get your hot chowder.

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Meg, what the hell are you doing here?

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Well, every three years, vendor licenses
expire. So every three years, there's a

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re -evaluation of... Shorter story, Meg.
I applied for the job and I got it.

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Yes, that is the exact length of story
that men want to hear. Please pass the

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word amongst your people.

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So who wants a creamy clam squirt?

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Uh, Giggity?

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Guys, look at this. There's Brady in the
booth.

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God, he's gorgeous.

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Yeah, I saw him earlier. That's right
where I refill my clam vat.

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Wait, you saw him? Let me smell your
eyes.

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Meg, you've got to get us in there.

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I don't know.

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Security's pretty tight.

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Oh, I can smooth talk celebrities.

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You know, I used to be Eddie Murphy's
late -night pizza and prostitute guy.

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Hello?

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Peter, I need two meat lovers.

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Again, I need to know if you're talking
about pizzas or prostitutes.

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Okay, never mind. I want two Hawaiians.
And make sure they're hot.

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I feel like our system isn't quite
working, Edward.

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God, this place is so crowded.

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Who are all these people? Mostly
stepfamilies furnishing the lesser house

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got after the divorce. The second time
around, you want stuff that's not worth

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fighting over. Oh, here we are. Kids'
bedrooms.

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Oh, these are quite nice.

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I feel like I'm in the Olympic village
of a not -good country. I like this bed.

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The cokes are full.

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Oh, sorry. That one's on back order, but
we could get it to you in six to eight

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weeks. Really?

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Yeah, the one thing you want is always
the one thing that's out of stock.

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the IKEA promise.

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Sounds like more of a threat.

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I think it sort of walks the line nicely
between the two.

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Oh, and there's some assembly required.

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How much is some?

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All. Okay, give us a moment.

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That's fine. I'm quitting soon anyway.

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You know, Brian, I just had a thought.
Instead of ordering all this to our

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house, we could just make this our
house.

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What do you mean? You want to live here?

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Well, think about it. We could have a
different living room every night and a

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different kitchen every morning. I don't
know.

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And Brian, look at that.

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A whole array of elevated dog bowls.

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Wow. I won't have to lower my face to
the floor like some scumbag cat.

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You know what?

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I'm in.

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Excuse me. Is this bed in stock?

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What? I don't work here. No, I know. I
work here. I just don't know anything.

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And that's the end of the third quarter.
We'll be right back after this word

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from your local station.

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Who is it? Yes, we're the family of the
people murdered by Aaron Hernandez, and

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we're here to collect our signed
football.

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Oh, well, you deserve at least that.

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Hey, Tom.

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I don't know what's happening.

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Tom, what was your favorite time zone to
play in?

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That was the question you were fired up
about in the elevator?

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Oh, are we kidding? We can't lie to you,
Tom. We're just drunk men who get burp

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nervous when talking to our hero. So, 35
and 13 in the playoffs, huh? Can we

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call security?

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Security!

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Clear out of here, you knuckleheads!

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I'm sorry, I told them not to bother
you.

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Wow, your forearms are massive.

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Do you do resistance training?

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No, but I do take a Popeye class at
Equinox. Ha, Popeye. That's one of the

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pop culture references I know. I owe you
for saving my butt.

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You know, I'm in town for a few days.
Maybe I could take you out for a cup of

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coffee while I have a room -temperature
brown mushroom liquid. Sounds great.

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Speaking of room -temperature brown
liquids, I gotta go lady -spatter the

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mezzanine toilet.

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You see, when vendors have extra clam
chowder... Short a story, Meg.

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Oh, Meg, I am so proud of you. A date
with Tom Brady.

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OK, now I know Tom Brady is my favorite
athlete, but you are still my teenage

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daughter. So I'll just say, if he's
doing hand stuff on you, try and snap up

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Super Bowl ring. Dad, come on, Peter.

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Come on, what? I'm basing this on you,
Lois. Meg, you might not notice, but

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mom is basically like the little shop of
horrors plant down there. Guys, it's

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just coffee.

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It's not like we're getting married.

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Married to Tom Brady?

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Wow, I'll finally have a son I can be
proud of!

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Hi, I'd like to tattoo the word whore on
my chest.

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Getting back at your dad?

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You saw the last scene, huh?

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Yeah, big fan.

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You actually tattoo a lot of pictures of
your little brother on fat people's

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ankles. Oh, you mean this guy?

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Nice!

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I ate so much breakfast fish, I'm
worried I'm not going to have room for

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lunch fish.

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I might go take a walk, see where the
arrows take me. Yesterday, they took me

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art any orthodontist would be proud to
display.

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Okay, sounds good. I might go pretend
right on one of the cardboard computers

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one of the fake dens.

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I like our life.

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All right, mate, you have coffee with
Tom. I'm going to steal somebody's phone

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order and let them worry about it. Dozen
for Rajiv?

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Yes, sir.

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Oh,

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holy crap. Tom Brady?

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I got to call my almost deaf brother.

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Billy! Billy!

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Billy, Tom Brady just walked into our
Dunkin' Donuts.

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Tom Brady!

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No, no, no, I'm not going to call him
Benedict Donald.

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Billy, I'm not going to call him
Benedict Donald.

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My brother Billy thinks you're Benedict
Donald.

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Well, New England will always be home to
me.

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is what I've been told to say.

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Hey, Meg. Hey, Mr. Brady.

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Please, Mr. Brady is my surprisingly
unattractive father. Call me Tom.

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Okay, Tom.

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So, is it cool being back?

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You're like a god around here.

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Well, in my playing days, maybe. But now
that I'm an announcer, it's like

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starting all over again. Only this time,
I don't have Coach Belichick talking in

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my ear.

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It's easy.

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All you have to do is watch the game and
relay what's happening. Like if the

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middle linebacker drops into deep
coverage, you know that you're facing a

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2 defense.

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Wow. How does a pretty girl like you
know so much about football?

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I'm a woman in New England. I'm required
to watch football, but forbidden to

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speak during it.

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Meg, I'd love to have you talking into
my earpiece during the game. I really

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think you could put me on the right
track.

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I'd love that!

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Great! Then we'll... Ow!

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What the...

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Peter, I got the ring. Let's go.

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Excuse me, do you mind if we try the
sofa?

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We're a shoes -off household.

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Do you know if the sofa folds out?

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So she wants to put your mom on a sofa
bed? It's going to be your bed in eight

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months if you're not careful.

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This must be the dickish baby from the
Yelp review.

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You have to Yelp Ikea?

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Yep, it's definitely him.

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Well, this Vikings team really needs a
win tonight against the Cowboys. Tom,

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give us your keys to the game.

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The three keys tonight are defense,
defense, defense.

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Then compliment his tie.

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The three keys tonight are defense,
defense, defense.

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Then compliment his tie. Oh, thank you
very much, sir. My wife picked it out.

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Okay, we'll work on the compliments.

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Now, the Vikings' D -line is going to
have their work cut out for them. But

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remember, as Lou Holtz said... No one
ever drowned in sweat. Excellent point,

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Tom! You're killing it! Now, just do a
lackluster promo for a new Fox show.

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Stick around after the game for an all
-new Animal Control on Fox.

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Why watch limitless free porn on your
phone when you can see Joel McHale try

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catch a ferret?

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Animal Control.

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All right, looks like we finally got the
place to ourselves.

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I call Top Bunk. I also call Top Bunk.

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Wow, when the place is empty like this,
it's like we live in a mansion.

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And do you know what people who live in
mansions do?

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They host dinner parties. You want to
host a dinner party in the store?

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Provided I can lose nine pounds by
Saturday. You weigh eight pounds. I

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say it was going to be easy.

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Finally, I don't have to be ashamed of
where I live anymore. This is my chance

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to ingratiate myself to the movers and
shaker of Quahog. You mean movers and

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shakers? No, Quahog is loaded with
movers, but it's only got the one

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We'll set it for 8 .05 after closing.

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Driving is encouraged.

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Plenty of parking.

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Look at us, Brian. It's just what we
always talked about. I don't recall ever

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having this conversation.

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Yeah, you know, living in a store with
your buddy, eating so much fish you feel

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crazy. Yeah, we definitely never talked
about this, but I'm also having a nice

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time. Good night, Stewie.

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I bet we're having the best time of
anyone living in any store.

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Well, time is running out in this game.
This is a good thing because... I just

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got my period, and I have to get to the
bathroom.

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It's a crime scene down there. Well,
that's all tonight from Minnesota as the

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Vikings hold on to beat the Cowboys 28
-24.

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And we're clear. Great job tonight, Tom.

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Want to come get blackout drunk with me
in a second -tier American city because

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we're sports announcers?

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Sorry, I can't. I've got this date with
a Victoria's Secret model.

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Oh, are you guys getting serious?

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No, I get with a different model every
night.

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And I've kind of been hanging out with
this chick, Meg.

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But just for her football knowledge, is
she hot? No. On a scale of 1 to 10, they

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have to put her on a different scale
because she's like 200 pounds.

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Meg, you're missing an all -new animal
control on Fox, and any one of them

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be the last one ever.

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Meg, are you okay?

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No, I'm not.

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Tom Brady's been using me for my
football knowledge, and I thought that

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me. But then I was listening over the
headphones.

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You're shorter. You've really got to be
shorter, sweetie.

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Tom thinks I'm ugly.

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OK, yeah, I can see that.

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All right, our dinner party guests
should be here any minute. Wait, how are

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going to believe this is your house?
What about the store sign?

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I just covered it with a giant banner.

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Did you steal that from the children's
hospital? People know about cancer.

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Who's even coming to this thing?

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Well, you know Orville Redenbacher? We
got his grandson, Josh.

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Also, M. Ron Hubbard, the French
president's bizarrely older wife, the

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me -too'd Matt Lauer, and, of course,
the heiress, Agnes R. Thermos. The

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to what fortune? Oh, yeah, I think I got
it. Oh, no.

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It might be all white people, Brian. I
think I screwed up.

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Well, now you can't post a group shot.
Well, it wasn't on purpose. Those are

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just the people I know.

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Why do I feel bad for getting my friends
together?

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Oh, thank God. What? Josh Redenbacher's
girlfriend is black. Group photo,

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everyone.

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You have such a lovely home, and the
layout is so interesting.

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Well, every time we go on vacation, we
seem to come home with another kitchen.

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Brian, can I have a word?

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It appears the French president's wife
left a feces abnormal in the toilet just

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off the third kitchen.

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So? There's no plumbing. These toilets
are just sitting on the floor.

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You know what? I'll handle it.

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Excuse me, everyone. Hi. As you're
enjoying your endive salad, just a quick

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of housekeeping.

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Feel free to use any one of the 40
commodes on the premises, but please

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that we're doing a one -and -done
situation, so only use one that hasn't

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previously used.

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Wow, individual toilets.

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How fancy.

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My grandpa made popcorn.

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Yes, Josh, you mentioned that. Crisis
averted. If you'll excuse me, I'll go

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check on our game hens.

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Ryan, may I have a word?

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All right, so it seems that the game
hens I put in the oven six hours ago are

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still solid blocks of ice. Much like the
toilets, the ovens appear to be just

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objects on the ground.

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Well, we could order food.

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Uber Eats says Shake Shack could be here
in an hour and 45 minutes. Should I

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pull the trigger?

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Brian, I'm on the verge of being invited
to summer at the Thermos Estate on Lake

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George. I'd be damned if I'm going to
let them realize this isn't actually our

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home. Stewie, darling, I hope it's not
an imposition, but I invited my cousin

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Ingeborg to join us. She's just in town
for the weekend from Stockholm.

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Right,

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we gotta kill this bitch.

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Look at us, Lois. Finally, empty
nesters. Which brings me to my next

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feel we've been growing apart for years,
and I want to give it a go on my own

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down at the marina. Peter, we're not
empty nesters. Dewey's with Brian, and

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Chris bent down to pick up his spoon.

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The only one missing is Meg, and I am
really worried about her.

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You don't have to worry, Mom.

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She's on her way to the Super Bowl to
ruin Tom Brady's life.

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How do you know that?

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It's in her diary. Take a look. I don't
want to look at Meg's diarrhea.

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No, her diary.

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It's like a journal. I thought diary was
the singular of diarrhea. So the diary

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of Anne Frank was a book? Oh, boy, I owe
the Museum of Tolerance an apology.

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All right, I'd say she's

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neutralized. Let's get back to the
party.

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All right, so we're just going to go
straight to the dessert, which is

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machine Reese's peanut butter cups. Just
take one and pass it down.

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Reese's peanut butter cup.

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From Milan.

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Ooh. Fancy.

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Matt Lauer loved these.

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Italy buys 16 metric tons of popcorn per
year.

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I don't have the context to know if
that's a lot or a little, Josh. Well,

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like to propose a toast to our two
gracious hosts, neither of whom I know.

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Wait. Why is there a price tag under
this glass?

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Too bad, Agnes. We could have had fun at
Lake George.

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I tried 40 sinks, but I can't wash my
hands.

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What's this room?

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I should have just sat there and ate
your wreathles.

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You know, Stewie, I can't talk to Josh
Redenbacher about crypto again. Should

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just call it and get out of here? Yeah,
I already got the group photo.

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Welcome to Super Sunday on Fox.

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Tom, what do you think about today's
game?

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Yeah, good.

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Should be some football. Come on, Meg.
Where are you?

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I'm in.

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All right, Peter, we're coming up on the
stadium.

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Thanks for doing this, Quagmire. I gotta
stop Meg before she ruins Tom Brady's

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life. No problem.

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Okay, here we go. Jump in three, two...
Do you have a lollipop in your mouth?

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No. No lollipops! What are you, the
lollipop police?

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Your Honor!

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Why did you let me do that? I almost
died!

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Hey, Quagmire, have them open the dome.

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They can't open the dome in the dome.

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Well, you've done all you can.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Oh, no!

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I landed on Bill Belichick's girlfriend!

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She's only a child!

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And after this time out, the Chiefs are
set up first and goal from the five.

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While we have this break in the
action... There's something important I

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say. Meg Griffin, will you marry me?

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This woman smells like hot dogs!

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Stop! Meg, don't ruin Tom Brady's life!

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No, I gave my word, and I've always
viewed myself as an honest and truthful

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Except for Deflategate, Spygate, and
when I promised my wife I'd retire and

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played for seven more years.

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So, yes, Meg, I will marry you.

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Is this really happening?

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Meg, you helped me be a better
announcer.

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The least I can do is throw away the
rest of my life for you.

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Aww.

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I go to bed at 7, and I don't eat
cheese.

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Oh, but I can eat cheese, right?

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Nope. No cheese house.

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Oh, who am I kidding?

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I can't trap you into something you
don't want to be a part of. You've got

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rest of your weird life ahead of you.
Thank you, Meg. And I really want you to

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know... Hey!

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I got the Seahawks ring, Meg. Let's go!

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Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Two of
Quahog's movers and its only shaker were

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found bound and gagged at a local
furniture store earlier tonight.

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Police suspect Matt Lauer may be
involved as one of the victims was his

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accuser. I'm honestly fine with that.

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Oh, boy.

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What is it? Apparently one black
person's not enough. Cleveland's

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Instagram.