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Mom, take me to the mall.

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What? I want to go to the mall.

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I need to buy some stuff.

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Mom, come on.

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Let's do something.

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I'm bored.

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Look, I'm not your personal Uber driver,
alright?

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okay do you don't you want you could buy
stuff too just buy stuff you wanted

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them all we haven't been like a long
time i don't need to go shopping

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make

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some now make some food we don't have
any food you ate it all

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Buy some more food.

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You're my stepmom. You have to take care
of me. You have to do stuff for me.

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It's a law.

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You're a big boy. You can take care of
yourself.

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Mom, I'm bored.

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I see that.

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Why don't you go hang out with some of
your friends or something?

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I don't have any friends.

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I do, but they're all boring. They're
not doing anything cool.

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You think I am?

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Well, I'm going to force you.

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Yeah, but I can make you do stuff, I
think.

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You have to hang out.

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Let's do something.

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What?

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If you don't hang out with me, I'm going
to get into trouble. I'm going to start

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doing drugs or something.

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You're sitting right next to me. I know,
but I could... Yeah, but this is

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boring. Let's do something.

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What?

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I don't know. I'm going to think of
something.

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Oh, my God.

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Is there really no food? Don't you have
some video games or something you can

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play?

36
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No, I beat all of them.

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But, like, when we go to the mall, you
can, like, buy me some new ones.

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Oh, my God.

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That would be fun.

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Mm -hmm.

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And you can buy us food.

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Why don't you get a job and buy your own
food?

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I don't want a job.

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I mean, I will maybe soon.

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I'm looking still.

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Yeah? But there's no good jobs.

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Okay,

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I'll leave you alone. What do you want
to do, Alex?

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What do you want to do? Nothing.

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I'll leave you alone.

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He's gonna stare at me.

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Yeah.

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You don't want to go out?

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Does it look like I'm ready to go out?
I'm in my pajamas.

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I'm in my bed at home. I'm comfortable.

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The only problem is there's just this
thing that's annoying me.

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Truth or dare?

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Mom, truth or dare?

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You know what that is, right?

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Yeah, it's a game you play with your
friends at school or at a party or

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something. Not that you play with your
mom.

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It's fun though. I played with this girl
last week at this party.

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It's cool.

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Yeah, but you're like my best friend.

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Mom, you gotta play it. I already said
the thing. I said truth or dare.

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You have to pick one.

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Come on, please.

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Truth.

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Okay.

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What size are your boobs?

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Alex.

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What?

73
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It's true, they're there.

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Sorry, I'm sorry. That's just like the
first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

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That's how you're supposed to play.
You're supposed to like do whatever the

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first thing you think of is.

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The first thing you thought of was my
poop.

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I don't know. They're like poking out.

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A 30 -60.

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Okay, that's pretty big.

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It's your turn.

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Truth or dare?

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I got a good one.

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I dare you to do the laundry.

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I already did it.

86
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I did. I swear to God I did.

87
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I'm a good flip phone.

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I'm probably the best in the whole
world, to be honest.

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Really? Yes.

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Okay.

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To the dare.

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I'm afraid.

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I don't want to play this game.

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We're already playing it, Mom. Come on.

95
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It's fun.

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It's fun. It's better than just...

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Not doing anything.

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Dare.

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Okay.

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I... I dare you to...

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Take the covers off

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Better

103
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doing take more falling on Okay,

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you have to say now

105
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Are we done with this?

106
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Yeah, we just put a plan in.

107
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Alright, so which is it?

108
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You gotta say it. Truth or dare?

109
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How many girls

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have you slept with?

111
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Mom, that's an inappropriate question.
Oh!

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You have to play. We're already playing.

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All right.

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Five.

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More than I thought.

116
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You know that girl liked me?

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I'm super cool.

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Okay. Truth or dare.

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i dare you to show me your show me your
a

120
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nipple it's true there i

121
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don't even have a shirt off you i'm on
you can see my nipples all the time mom

122
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it's not a big deal

123
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i can't even see it okay fine

124
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you saw it yeah it's nice what

125
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it's nice it's nice i just wanted to
just curious what it looked like that's

126
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truth or dare

127
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Have you ever had sex in this house
while I'm home?

128
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I'm sorry I asked that one.

129
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Ew, Alec. I didn't do any of that or
anything, Mom.

130
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You're not supposed to do that when your
parents are home.

131
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I didn't make... Well, you didn't even
know. If you didn't find out, it doesn't

132
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count. It's not even bad.

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Truth or dare?

134
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Do you like having sex with dad?

135
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That's not the topic we should be
discussing.

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I just really dare.

137
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I'm just curious.

138
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It's inappropriate.

139
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Why?

140
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It's just a question, mom.

141
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Not always.

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okay guys we gotta go come on can we be
done with this no you're having

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fun i'm not i'm bored there

144
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I'm not wearing any underwear, Mom.

145
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You're the one that wanted to play this
game.

146
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Okay, you lose.

147
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It's fine.

148
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No, I'll do it.

149
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I'll do it right now.

150
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,720
Fine, I'll do it. All right.

151
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Come on. Okay.

152
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No underwear, huh?

153
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Whoa, okay.

154
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Sorry. I did it. I didn't lose.

155
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,890
Nope. You didn't lose.

156
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Wow.

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Hey.

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There's that.

159
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You dare me to do it.

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I did.

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This is your game. This is all your
fault, you know. No, you still did plan

162
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Okay, yeah, okay.

163
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It was my idea.

164
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I don't even know what to say about
that.

165
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It just happens sometimes. I can't help
it.

166
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Well, you're playing truth or dare with
your stepmother.

167
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Ask her to do her nipple.

168
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I had nothing to even do with that,
probably.

169
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No? No.

170
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I just get boners sometimes.

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It happens all the time.

172
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I think this game is over.

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I think we need to go on about our day
and you need to go out of

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the room now.

175
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,080
No, we're still playing.

176
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need to stop this game. Why? I don't
think your father would think too kindly

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me looking at your erection.

178
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Who cares?

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He's never home anyway, so who cares?

180
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I mean, we're already playing it.

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Truth or dare?

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Truth.

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If you

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and dad weren't married,

185
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What do you think that I was like?

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I'll just answer the question.

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That's nice.

188
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It is?

189
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Okay, you got it. All right.

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Say it, say it.

191
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Have you ever thought of me?

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All of you.

193
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I already know.

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Truth or dare?

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Dare.

196
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I dare you to cut my pee -pee.

197
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Come on, it doesn't count.

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No, I did it.

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You're done.

200
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No, I wasn't.

201
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Okay, I did it.

202
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I was just there. I had to do it.

203
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,030
Wait,

204
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am I supposed to go or are you supposed
to go?

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i'm confused now

206
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wait no i'm

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supposed to say it there there

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I dare you to sit on my lap.

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Is that so?

210
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Yeah, that's what's there.

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What are you going to do if I do?

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There they are.

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This one's way better.

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I don't know