1 00:00:40,943 --> 00:00:43,943 Invader Zim Battle of the Planets s01e13 (s03e07_s03e08) 2 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,943 Subtitles: Ainee 3 00:01:46,871 --> 00:01:49,871 Welcome, planetary conversion team! 4 00:01:49,871 --> 00:01:53,871 Welcome to Blorch, the latest edition to the Irken empire 5 00:01:53,871 --> 00:01:57,871 and most importantly the first planet to fall victim to our latest effort at 6 00:01:57,871 --> 00:02:02,871 universal conquest: Operation Impending Doom 2! 7 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,319 Almighty Tallest rocks! 8 00:02:06,813 --> 00:02:10,813 Now, we erase the remaining organics on Blorch, 9 00:02:10,813 --> 00:02:14,813 paving the way for... I dunno, maybe a... parking structure planet? 10 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:17,813 Yeah! Parking structure planet! 11 00:02:17,813 --> 00:02:21,813 But first, we'd like to acknowledge the contribution of one very special 12 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:25,313 soldier, without whom this victory and those surely to come 13 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,813 wouldn't be possible! 14 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,313 Invader Zim! 15 00:02:29,313 --> 00:02:33,313 You see, if Zim hadn't been exiled to the far reaches of the galaxy, 16 00:02:33,313 --> 00:02:37,313 he would be here, with us, ruining everything! 17 00:02:37,313 --> 00:02:40,313 And we all remember how he messed up Operation Impending Doom 1! 18 00:02:40,313 --> 00:02:42,813 Am I right? - I don't... 19 00:02:42,813 --> 00:02:46,313 Seize that guy! And uh... throw him out the airlock! 20 00:02:50,763 --> 00:02:53,263 That was the wrong guy, but... that's okay! 21 00:02:53,263 --> 00:02:56,263 I think everyone gets the point, hm? - So let's give a big cheer for... 22 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:59,763 ...Invader Zim, for being so far away! 23 00:03:00,605 --> 00:03:02,605 Invader Zim rocks! 24 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:06,867 Quiet everybody, quiet! We have a little surprise for you. 25 00:03:06,867 --> 00:03:09,867 It looks like we're getting a report from Zim right now! 26 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:11,867 Transfer to the main viewscreen! 27 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:16,510 Well, thank you! How very well deserved of me! 28 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:18,510 Invader Zim reporting in, sirs. 29 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:22,510 Yes... Greetings, Zim! Keeping busy, it looks like... 30 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:25,010 ...doing us proud! - Thank you, thank you. 31 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:28,510 Yes, yes I am. I'm in a bear suit! 32 00:03:29,044 --> 00:03:31,544 Please, enough! Following Invader Protocol, I've sent 33 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,544 probes out to the surrounding planets to check them for potential use. 34 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:41,071 Scans from a planet named "Mars" are intriguing. You can expect a full 35 00:03:41,071 --> 00:03:43,071 report when I have more information. 36 00:03:43,071 --> 00:03:45,071 Thank you... Invader Zim! 37 00:03:45,071 --> 00:03:49,071 Without your efforts out there, the entire operation would... 38 00:03:49,071 --> 00:03:50,571 Yes, yes it would. 39 00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:52,071 Let's hear it for Zim! 40 00:03:55,391 --> 00:03:56,391 Idiot. 41 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:02,786 Trully I am amazing. How can they not cheer 42 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:04,986 the very site of my progress? 43 00:04:07,923 --> 00:04:10,623 Still, I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle 44 00:04:10,623 --> 00:04:13,423 infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be 45 00:04:13,423 --> 00:04:16,923 the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice! 46 00:04:27,105 --> 00:04:29,105 All ranged space probes have returned. 47 00:04:29,605 --> 00:04:33,105 Excellent timing! Begin data download. 48 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:43,930 Accessing data from Mars Probes. 49 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,367 Some of this landscape looks unnatural... as though nature was 50 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:04,367 not involved in its formation. But the sensors show no life forms. 51 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:08,167 Whatever wiped out these "Mars-oids" must have truly been incredible. 52 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:12,667 Incredible enough maybe to assist in my annihilation of the humans? 53 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:13,667 GIR?! 54 00:05:14,554 --> 00:05:15,554 GIR! 55 00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:18,198 GIR! Meet me in the lodge hangar! 56 00:05:19,384 --> 00:05:22,384 I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later! 57 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,025 I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later! 58 00:05:30,802 --> 00:05:33,302 We're going to Mars! 59 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:43,013 Are we there yet? 60 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,012 The camera stations have been there for years, Agent Darkbootie. 61 00:05:49,012 --> 00:05:51,012 But when they didn't find any life after the first week 62 00:05:51,012 --> 00:05:54,512 NASAplace gave up on them. But I haven't. Look what I found. 63 00:05:54,512 --> 00:05:57,012 This is what one of the camera stations looks like. 64 00:05:57,012 --> 00:05:59,812 This one was taken a couple of nights ago. Look up here. 65 00:05:59,812 --> 00:06:02,012 NASAplace says this is a thumbprint. 66 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:04,012 That is no thumbprint! 67 00:06:04,942 --> 00:06:07,942 You've done well, Agent Mothman. But the Swollen Eyeball 68 00:06:07,942 --> 00:06:10,442 needs conclusive evidence before finding anything 69 00:06:10,442 --> 00:06:12,442 that's confirmed alien activity. 70 00:06:12,442 --> 00:06:15,942 Let me know if you find more. Darkbootie out. 71 00:06:27,656 --> 00:06:31,156 Get off my head, GIR. I have a good feeling 72 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:34,156 about this lead. I can almost taste the humans being destroyed. 73 00:06:34,156 --> 00:06:37,156 It's delicious! This 'Mars' holds the key. I just know it! 74 00:06:37,156 --> 00:06:39,856 New words of praise will have to be invented so they can pre... 75 00:06:39,856 --> 00:06:41,656 Get off my head! 76 00:06:42,529 --> 00:06:45,029 The taste of impending human annihilation grows 77 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,829 stronger in my 'amazing' head. 78 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:06,802 Now, lets find out what destroyed the people who built this ugly thing. 79 00:07:10,158 --> 00:07:11,658 It's broken. 80 00:07:16,865 --> 00:07:19,565 Dad! As a man of science you at least have to admit 81 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:23,365 that this picture shows something freaky and of some spooky alien origin. 82 00:07:23,365 --> 00:07:26,165 I'll say it again. Those stations haven't been monitored for 83 00:07:26,165 --> 00:07:28,865 one simple reason. There are no aliens. 84 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,865 None able to travel to massive distance to our planet anyhow. 85 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,865 You've been watching those transmissions since you were 86 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:36,665 a baby with an enormous head. It's time to move on, son. 87 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,865 Real science. Try it! 88 00:07:47,562 --> 00:07:49,062 What was that? 89 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,033 GIR, come here! 90 00:07:57,865 --> 00:07:58,865 Zim! 91 00:07:58,865 --> 00:08:01,365 This is pointless, GIR! This planet's a rock! 92 00:08:01,365 --> 00:08:02,865 A useless wasteland. 93 00:08:03,365 --> 00:08:06,165 Whoever they were they left no sign of what wiped them out. 94 00:08:06,165 --> 00:08:08,865 They just left these stupid structures here to taunt me. 95 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:11,365 I hate them! And I hope they d...! 96 00:08:11,865 --> 00:08:14,365 - Yeah. - I can see up his nose. 97 00:08:14,365 --> 00:08:17,165 This means more time on earth with a stench of humanity. 98 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:19,465 Filthy humans! 99 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,665 What is that sound? 100 00:08:24,849 --> 00:08:27,849 GIR! 101 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,811 Dad! Gaz! Come see this! 102 00:08:42,811 --> 00:08:46,811 - Please. No more foolishness, son! - Your voice is stupid! 103 00:09:14,323 --> 00:09:16,823 Welcome pilot! How ya doin'? 104 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,823 Who are you? What is all this? 105 00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:23,323 I am all that is left of my people, an interactive instruction manual 106 00:09:23,323 --> 00:09:25,823 for the incredible vassel you are now affilament. 107 00:09:25,823 --> 00:09:28,323 Your people were instruction manuals? 108 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:32,431 - Vessel? This thing's a ship? - My people work themselves 109 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:35,431 into extinction converting our planet into a navigall space vessel. 110 00:09:35,431 --> 00:09:39,431 Using similar technology tested and proven on another, nearby planet. 111 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:42,931 - What other planet? - That's not important right now. 112 00:09:42,931 --> 00:09:46,231 - Another planet? - Why would you do all that? 113 00:09:46,231 --> 00:09:48,731 Because it's cool. 114 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:10,041 The Invader behind this important first victory is... 115 00:10:15,691 --> 00:10:18,191 Invader... Skoodge? 116 00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:25,315 This can't be right! That can not be the poster boy 117 00:10:25,315 --> 00:10:29,815 for Irken galactic conquest! He's so... short! 118 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:32,815 And ugly. I mean, look at him. 119 00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:39,238 Greetings, my Tallest! As the invader responsible for this planet's downfall, 120 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:42,238 I get to launch the traditional final cannon sweep. Right? 121 00:10:42,238 --> 00:10:44,038 - Yeah... - So that no Irken foot has 122 00:10:44,038 --> 00:10:47,238 to come into contact with any unsafe or alien filth! 123 00:10:47,238 --> 00:10:49,738 Yeah. Well, there's a new tradition now. 124 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,538 - Man, you're ugly. - And short. 125 00:10:52,538 --> 00:10:55,038 The new tradition is that you get to be launched 126 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,538 as part of the cannon sweep! 127 00:11:01,096 --> 00:11:04,096 That's right. In you go. 128 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:07,370 Commence organic sweep! 129 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,020 You! Your name is now Skoodge, conquerer of Blorch. 130 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:29,096 Remember... the time Zim called us, and he was... 131 00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:31,596 he was covered from head to foot in meat? 132 00:11:31,596 --> 00:11:34,596 Yeah, the meat ended up fusing to his flesh and... 133 00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:37,596 and he almost went blind when it invaded his eye sockets!? 134 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,866 - Meat! - Meat! 135 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,094 It's Zim, it's him. Hold on, hold on. 136 00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:52,249 Shh! Stop it! 137 00:11:52,249 --> 00:11:56,749 Greetings, Tallests! I bring more evidence of my unbelievable skills. 138 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,749 - More evidence? - Yes! I've made an exciting 139 00:11:59,749 --> 00:12:03,449 discovery. The planet Mars is actually a giant spaceship 140 00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:06,749 built by floating heads. I am going to fly it to Earth 141 00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:09,949 where I will roll it around on the surface, squishing all the Earth life 142 00:12:09,949 --> 00:12:12,949 and leaving it free for us to conquer without resistance. 143 00:12:14,031 --> 00:12:18,031 Prepare the fleets, for I will be firing the first falling of Earth's 144 00:12:17,031 --> 00:12:21,031 organic sweep tomorrow! Invader Zim signing off! 145 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:30,387 I have to stop him! 146 00:12:32,276 --> 00:12:34,276 Where are you going at this hour? 147 00:12:34,276 --> 00:12:35,776 You know... 148 00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:38,776 - To save the Earth? - Yes. 149 00:12:38,776 --> 00:12:40,776 My poor insane son. 150 00:12:42,615 --> 00:12:46,615 Dooropenoritstheen doftheworldweregonnadurr... 151 00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:50,647 Was that the... crazy ... UFO kid? 152 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:51,947 Yep. 153 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:06,295 - Oh no, Dib. - I know what you're gonna say, 154 00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:08,595 but you have to believe me this time! Mars is a giant 155 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,595 spaceship and it's being piloted by an alien... 156 00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:13,095 Is this that... Zig you always talk about? 157 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:16,574 Zim! He's activated the face on Mars and now he's flying 158 00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:18,574 the whole planet like some horrible... 159 00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:21,574 Wow, this sounds really stupid. Doesn't it? 160 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,353 Anyhow, the floating head said that there was another planet 161 00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:28,153 and that they modified it with giant engines. 162 00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:31,153 - We have to find out which one! - Alright, let me get this straight.... 163 00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:36,653 - He's flying... What's he flying? - There, look! You can see him 164 00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:38,853 on the Martian camera feeds! 165 00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:40,853 Sorry, kid. Since they got the funding we're not even 166 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,053 allowed to look at those monitors. 167 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:49,633 It's... I think it's an asteroid! 168 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:53,133 It's huge! And it's heading straight for us!!! 169 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,133 It's Zim! Just look at the screens! 170 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:59,433 Okay. Do we have to go through the whole "funding" thing again? 171 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:13,431 People of Earth, prepare to taste the mighty foot of my planet! 172 00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:24,353 I'm Zim, I'm squishing out all life! 173 00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:40,156 I believe you. I think I can help you. 174 00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:41,856 What're you gonna do? Clean me? 175 00:14:41,856 --> 00:14:44,356 The other planet you mentioned, the one you said was also fitted 176 00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:48,156 with the giant engines? It can only be Mercury! 177 00:14:51,093 --> 00:14:54,793 There! The butt on Mercury! A lesser known structure 178 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:58,293 than the face on Mars, but one just as mysterious. 179 00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:01,793 Yes! That's it. Now, how do I get to the butt? 180 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,043 - What is it? - It's an old monkey ship 181 00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:11,043 from back in the days when they used to shoot monkeys into space. 182 00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:16,856 - You can still smell the monkey. - Does it still work? 183 00:15:16,856 --> 00:15:19,356 I've done all the repairs myself. 184 00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:22,856 Why would you help me? Nobody ever helps me. 185 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:26,356 Lets just say... my eyes are swollen. 186 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,356 Agent Darkbootie?!? 187 00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:23,528 This is taking too long! I told the Tallest to bring 188 00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:26,528 the fleet tomorrow! At this rate we won't be done with our 189 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,528 destroying by then! There must be some boosters... 190 00:16:30,528 --> 00:16:33,028 Here! Hold onto something, GIR! 191 00:16:58,806 --> 00:17:02,806 That sounded like... No. It couldn't be. 192 00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:20,797 We're all doomed! Doomed! 193 00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:33,452 Hey! We're all doomed, remember? 194 00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:50,565 Now! Slowing to squishing speed! 195 00:18:49,082 --> 00:18:52,582 Not while I'm around, Zim! Don't tell me you actually 196 00:18:52,582 --> 00:18:57,582 thought you'd win this! - You horrible interfering Dib! 197 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,772 Taste the mighty doom of my moons! 198 00:19:56,677 --> 00:19:59,177 You shouldn't have interfered with a superior force, Dib. 199 00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:01,377 You'd have been better off just staying on your planet and getting 200 00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:03,177 squished just like everybody else. 201 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:05,377 Well, you shouldn't have bothered coming to Earth, 202 00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:07,877 because I'll stop you at every turn. 203 00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:03,323 GIR! Go take care of the Earth-boy. 204 00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:09,423 What's this do? What's that do? 205 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:14,923 What's this do? What's that do?... 206 00:21:19,537 --> 00:21:23,037 Maybe that little robot isn't such a bad evil minion after all. 207 00:21:23,037 --> 00:21:26,037 What's that dooo? 208 00:21:26,794 --> 00:21:28,294 Hey! Go away! 209 00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:29,794 Okey-dokey! 210 00:21:51,752 --> 00:21:54,252 Let's see if you have the piloting skills to maneuver 211 00:21:54,252 --> 00:21:57,252 through the asteroid belt, feeble Dib thing! 212 00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:04,205 That's just stupid. 213 00:22:04,205 --> 00:22:07,205 Look at that cowardly human! We'll see who's stupid when... 214 00:22:31,357 --> 00:22:33,857 You might as well head back to your home planet, Zim. 215 00:22:33,857 --> 00:22:37,357 I've recorded this whole thing. Irrefutable proof of your existence. 216 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,557 There's no way you can... 217 00:22:39,557 --> 00:22:44,557 That little robot! He took my cameras! No! 218 00:22:48,205 --> 00:22:50,505 It's Zim. Are you ready for this? 219 00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:53,005 I...I just started breathing again from the last one. 220 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,889 Mission accomplished, my Tallest. I have rid 221 00:22:55,889 --> 00:22:58,889 this solar system of planet Mars. 222 00:22:58,889 --> 00:23:00,889 I thought you were trying to destroy the Earth. 223 00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:04,889 Oh yes... that... You heard wrong. 224 00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:06,889 This time I was trying to get rid of Mars. You know, 225 00:23:06,889 --> 00:23:09,389 just a little warm-up before I destroy the humans. 226 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,389 Yeah, see, I'll do Earth next. I'm an unstoppable death machine, 227 00:23:12,389 --> 00:23:15,389 you know. Well, Invader Zim, signing off. 228 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:22,310 Unstoppable death machine! 229 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:24,110 Did he say, "unstoppable death machine"? 230 00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:26,610 He needs a little warm-up! 231 00:23:26,610 --> 00:23:28,610 A warm-up, a warm-up. 232 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:32,923 Please, please, did he say, "unstoppable death machine?" 233 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:43,125 Subtitles: Ainee 234 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:26,125 I'm in a bear suit!