1 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,894 Fuck, Jimmy. 2 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,938 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 3 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,607 Have you ever had a night like, 4 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:27,944 it was amazing, and you'd definitely do it again, 5 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,321 but you, like, totally regret it? 6 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,782 No, no, I haven't. 7 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,243 But that sounds crazy. 8 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,371 You should take a shower. You smell like tequila. 9 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,706 I didn't drink any. I just rolled around in it. 10 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,793 I'm not sure that that's better. 11 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,380 I don't know why I was so afraid of Snuffleupagus as a kid. 12 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,756 Oh, no, it makes sense. 13 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,091 - He's got that long trunk... - Yeah. 14 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,551 ...and all that negative energy. 15 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,803 You know, adults couldn't see him until 1985. 16 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:54,971 Sesame Street AMA. 17 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,849 I hope that's a theme at the next bar trivia. 18 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,101 We're not gonna keep winning with just the two of us. 19 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,811 How's it going meeting people out in the wild? 20 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:05,773 I mean, it's just so hard to make friends as an adult. 21 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,568 Like what am I going to do? Join an improv group? 22 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,571 I get it though. I mean, my inner circle consists of 23 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,281 my dead best friend's neighbor, 24 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,741 my ex-husband's ex-girlfriend, and my mom. 25 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,911 But you got to keep putting yourself out there. 26 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:22,415 Maybe I just have to accept it's my fate to be alone. 27 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,458 Come on, Maya, that's not constructive. 28 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,503 You're going to find your people. 29 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,796 Remember, you're already not alone. 30 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,841 You have your trivia partner, me. 31 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,467 Do we know what the topic is next week yet? 32 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,886 National parks. 33 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,345 Hell, nah. 34 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,724 That team of crunchy man buns is going to whoop our asses. 35 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:42,185 Yeah. We're gonna have to recruit Smokey the Bear to win. 36 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,187 Really? 37 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,229 Good morning. 38 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,400 I come bearing beautiful homemade muffins. 39 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,235 Okay. 40 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,237 No, not for you. 41 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,530 You have an EKG today. 42 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,074 This is a straight-up bribe. We need help with Matthew. 43 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,159 What's up? 44 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,328 He's been lost for so long. 45 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:03,789 I tell him, "Look, we're surrounded by therapists, talk to one." 46 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,125 He agreed. He picked you. 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,921 Because he thinks you're very smart and kind and dope. 48 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,047 Matthew said that? 49 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,090 - He did not. - Damn it, babe. 50 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,175 I had him. 51 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,802 Listen, we don't have to convince him. 52 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,221 He owes us. 53 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,640 We raised your daughter for a year. 54 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,975 Liz, is your plan just to keep saying this forever 55 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,143 or only when you need something? 56 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,728 Undecided. 57 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,772 Alice, I need help guilting him. 58 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,065 Don't. 59 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,567 Liz didn't just feed me. 60 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,818 She drove me to school. 61 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,071 - She helped me with my SATs. - Yep. 62 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:38,699 Liz took her to the orthodontist. I took her to the gyno. 63 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,825 - Oh, my God. - Okay. 64 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,161 For that visit you did not have to come into the waiting room. 65 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,454 You could've stayed in the parking lot. 66 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:46,374 Okay. I have three sons. I had questions. 67 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,834 - Leaving. - Jimmy. 68 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,335 - Yes? - We need help. 69 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:53,549 He won't talk to me and I was just hoping that he would talk to you. 70 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:55,926 I miss my kid. 71 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,513 Of course. Yeah. Let me see what I can do. 72 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,224 Thank you. Thank you. 73 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,310 Cool thing I learned... 74 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,688 the vagina cleans itself. 75 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,313 It's like a Roomba. 76 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,565 I don't think that's true. 77 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,817 It's true. 78 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,360 Hey, Paul, I was wondering if we could... 79 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,444 There's Meg. 80 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,029 - There's Jimmy. - There's Paul. 81 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,281 What are you doing? 82 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,532 I never really know. 83 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,701 She dropped me off. She needed some coffee. 84 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,202 She was out jogging last night. 85 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,955 Didn't get in till 4:00 a.m. 86 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,541 - What? - Oh, I... 87 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,544 I just would never go running that late. 88 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,546 I'm afraid of being attacked. 89 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,548 Sexually. 90 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,799 I wouldn't worry about that, kid. 91 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,217 Bye, hon. 92 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,219 Bye. 93 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,184 Come on. 94 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,394 Act like you've had sex with the boss's daughter before. 95 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,813 You're married. 96 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,064 - Your dad is my friend. - Jimmy. 97 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,482 - I'm a bad friend. - You might be. 98 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,859 But not for this. Okay? 99 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,403 Dave and I, we've been separated for a few months. 100 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,072 We're dating other people. Well, he is dating... Whatever. 101 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,491 Look, I'm also... I'm a grown-up. 102 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,160 I'm not sweating what my dad thinks. 103 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,454 - Yeah, you are. - I am. A little bit. 104 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,873 But it's not your fault. You did nothing wrong. 105 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:14,087 Maybe we could just, like, pretend that I knew all this last night before we... 106 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:20,510 And also that it took a little bit of convincing to get me to... 107 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:22,136 I had to beg. 108 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,263 It's not believable, is it? 109 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,808 How are you doing with the Dave stuff? I know that that can be hard. 110 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,771 I went from knowing exactly what I would be doing for the rest of my life 111 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,357 to complete uncertainty. 112 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:35,359 It's... 113 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,277 Yeah, it's a real head trip. 114 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,530 Yeah, I get that. 115 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,989 Can you not mention the separation to my dad? 116 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,742 I haven't told him yet. I'm afraid he might hurt himself 117 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,077 jumping up and down for joy. 118 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,704 Yeah. Absolutely. 119 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,123 And maybe you could not mention that I slept with his baby girl. 120 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,376 That's gonna be tough. 121 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,629 I tell my dad about every guy that I sleep with. 122 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:01,009 This feels like it could be something real, doesn't it? 123 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,012 I'm fucking with you. 124 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,056 Jesus Christ. 125 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,517 You're meaner than your dad. 126 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,226 Sorry. 127 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,436 Hey. 128 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,816 I know it wasn't an uncomplicated kiss, but... 129 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,194 it did make me feel hopeful, so... 130 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,863 Me too actually. 131 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:24,240 You know, I didn't realize how freeing it would be 132 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,994 to have sex with someone who hasn't seen a person come out of you. 133 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,037 What? 134 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:30,831 Oh, a baby. 135 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,749 - Yeah. - Got it. 136 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,420 That's so much better than what I was picturing. 137 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,659 - Come on, sweetie. - Come on. 138 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,787 {\an8}Give us a smile, just like you did this morning. 139 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,039 {\an8}- That wasn't a smile. That was gas. - Hi. 140 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,916 Okay, well, how do we give her gas? 141 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,542 Is she too young to eat cabbage? Come on. 142 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,044 - We gotta go. Let's go. Let's go. - Yes. 143 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,670 {\an8}I'm gonna get a great shot. 144 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,632 {\an8}Why are you freaking out over this birth announcement? 145 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,008 {\an8}Yeah, calm down. 146 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,344 {\an8}It's more than just a birth announcement, Liz. 147 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,263 {\an8}This is a really important milestone. 148 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,725 {\an8}Plus this is how I'm gonna tell my dad that Charlie and I have a baby. 149 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,392 You haven't told him? 150 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,561 Was I not clear or is she a little slow? 151 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,649 What the fuck is wrong with you? That's insane. 152 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,942 {\an8}Sutton came so early 153 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,612 {\an8}and then everything just, like, snowballed on me. 154 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,948 {\an8}My dad barely wrapped his head around me having a husband. 155 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:50,368 {\an8}Two daddies raising a baby might make him hang himself 156 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,370 {\an8}with his bolo tie, if that's even possible. 157 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,872 {\an8}Every time I told my dad something big about my life, 158 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,500 {\an8}you know, coming out, getting married, 159 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,794 {\an8}that time in high school when I beat Andrew Kushner 160 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:02,004 {\an8}for Seymour in Little Shop, which was huge, 161 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,589 {\an8}my dad always blew it. 162 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,717 {\an8}He'd say, "Okay," 163 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,053 {\an8}in this, like, completely disapproving way. 164 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:13,517 {\an8}If he said anything not supportive about our beautiful baby, 165 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:15,768 {\an8}it would wreck me. 166 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:20,189 {\an8}Brian, my parents sleep under a painting of Jesus, 167 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,067 {\an8}and I still told them I got preggers and gave it to a gay couple. 168 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,069 {\an8}- Wow. - You see, Ava's brave enough 169 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,280 {\an8}to tell the religious freaks who raised her. 170 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:30,992 {\an8}Sorry, gals, I'm fine with Sutton meeting her grandfather 171 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,619 {\an8}when she turns 18, if he's still alive. 172 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,874 {\an8}Brian, you know the Derek special that makes you feel so good? 173 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,584 - Yeah, I love that. - Yeah. 174 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,419 He's got a reverse special. 175 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,212 It makes you feel the opposite. 176 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,173 - Babe? - Yeah? 177 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:48,468 Brian didn't tell his dad he had a baby yet. 178 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,763 Oh, Brian. 179 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,975 So disappointing. 180 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,020 I'm sorry, Dad. 181 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,521 - What? - Derek. 182 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,815 I'm sorry, Derek. 183 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,525 I see you, J. 184 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,445 I kind of got into watching MMA a few years ago with my friend Tia. 185 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:10,198 We actually used to crack up at the names of all the moves. 186 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,533 There's the Superman Punch, the Spinning Back Fist, 187 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,744 the Rear Naked Choke. 188 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,330 Actually, I did two of those with my boyfriend last night. 189 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,290 Jorge, you're looking good. 190 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,918 Yeah, we're almost even now. 191 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,337 No. 192 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,381 - What was that? - Nothing. 193 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,883 Hey, guys, this is Maya. 194 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,177 Maya, I want you to meet some of the freaks in my life. 195 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,678 - Hi. - Hi. 196 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,888 Alice. Freak? 197 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,932 - You fight these guys? - Yeah. 198 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,391 Sean's not allowed to hit back, 199 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,851 but I've beat the crap out of Jorge a couple of times. 200 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:40,937 Uncool. 201 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,647 Been doing this for a while now, 202 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,566 and it's helped me deal with some pretty dark stuff. 203 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,528 The three of us meet here twice a week, and Gaby thought you might wanna join. 204 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,321 Great. You told 'em about me. 205 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,489 Please, I would never. 206 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,783 Plus, these guys are way more fucked up than you. 207 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:56,619 Came out of the army with some pretty tasty PTSD. 208 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,703 Mom died. 209 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,748 I have no life other than working in the food truck. 210 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,458 I feel that, except the food truck part. 211 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,670 Hey, I have an extra set of gloves if you want to spar with Jorge a little. 212 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,505 Yeah, why not? 213 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,507 You know, I took six years of jiujitsu as a kid. 214 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,925 Oh, man. 215 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,386 Thank you. 216 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:18,349 I don't know. Sometimes I feel like there's this outside force 217 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,018 that's working against me. 218 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,396 So, Dan, this is a form of magical thinking. 219 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,858 So what I want you to do is close your eyes. 220 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:31,280 Good. Now see if you can describe what this outside force looks like. 221 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:33,197 Hey, Jimmy, drop everything. 222 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,324 I need you. 223 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:38,744 Kind of like that actually, but less theatrical. 224 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,788 - Homophobe. - That's fair. 225 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,081 You can't keep doing this, Brian. 226 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,666 Okay, I'm sorry for interrupting. 227 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,501 - I'm Brian. Hey. - I'm Dan. 228 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,712 We've met already in the ocean. 229 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,589 Don't be offended, Dan. He's a narcissist. 230 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,048 What? I only saw his head. 231 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,925 Hey, guess what, Dan? We ended up getting the baby. 232 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,177 She's really cute. You wanna see a pic? 233 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:55,553 - I'm good. - Hey. 234 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:58,723 We've been going over social niceties. Someone offers to show you a baby, 235 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,099 it sucks, but you have to look. 236 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,768 Okay. Just... 237 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,229 Oh, my God. She's really cute. 238 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,940 - Yeah. - How was that? 239 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,691 - Very believable. - Not great. 240 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,068 Goddamn it, Brian. 241 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,198 - That bloody lip is badass. - Yeah. 242 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,366 I had to let Jorge hit me at least once, 243 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,369 or else his spirit would have been broken. 244 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,709 Sorry about your mom. What happened? 245 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,376 Car accident. 246 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,461 Wow. 247 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,713 The guy went to jail for it. 248 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,839 Fuck that guy. 249 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,550 We're actually friends now. 250 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,511 You guys are freaks. 251 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:42,309 Hey, young brother, I gotta say, wow, this is the best sandwich I've ever had. 252 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,268 Thank you, man. 253 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,270 - You got a minute? - Yeah, sure. 254 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,231 It was Dre Thibodeaux. 255 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,607 The Dre Thibodeaux? 256 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,775 Do you know who that is? 257 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,818 Not a fucking clue. 258 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,154 Well, he owns a bunch of great restaurants, 259 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,949 and he said I could interview to be a sous chef. 260 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,035 It could be my chance to learn some legit techniques, 261 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,454 maybe even open up my own place someday. 262 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,664 You should. 263 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,499 But don't come to me for an investment. 264 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,209 Restaurants are for suckers. 265 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,503 Understood. 266 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,547 I never even went to culinary school, 267 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,800 so I'm kind of freaking out about this interview. 268 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,592 You got a tool for that? 269 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,677 Yeah, 270 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,638 it's called "grow a pair." 271 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,764 Of balls. 272 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:22,850 Yeah, I got it. 273 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,477 You know what's messed up? 274 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,355 I am so happy right now. 275 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,608 I got a great girl, killing it with the truck. 276 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,697 But the second something about the future pops up, I start spinning. 277 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,491 What's gonna happen to Jorge if I take this job? 278 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,451 Will I have enough time for Marisol? 279 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,120 - You get me? - I do. 280 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,874 You know, normally I wake up and my whole body hurts. 281 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,959 - Fuck Parkinson's. - Fuck Parkinson's. 282 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,670 But today I woke up 283 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,881 with hardly any pain at all. 284 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,340 You know what it is? 285 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,719 If it was sex with Julie, you don't have to tell me about it. 286 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,096 We did it in the shower. 287 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,930 My dog. 288 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:09,396 And then, afterwards, I put on some music and we danced in the bathroom. 289 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,732 The point is, you're doing great. 290 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,152 You live in that moment. 291 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,697 Use our tools to shut your brain down. 292 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,950 Drink that shit in. 293 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,119 I can do that. 294 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,163 Do that. 295 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,708 So, are you gonna close with one of your "move forward" speeches 296 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,959 about this interview? 297 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,212 No. 298 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,424 I don't think I need to do that anymore. 299 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,177 Not with you. 300 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:44,890 I'm not worried about you getting in your own way. 301 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,519 You've done amazing work. 302 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,604 I mean it. 303 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,606 Wow. 304 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,690 Go on. 305 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,901 Get out of here. 306 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,994 If I do decide to open up my own place, you're investing a lot. 307 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,329 I know. 308 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,331 Damn it. 309 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,917 Is it really that bad that I haven't told him? 310 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,127 This will go quicker if you just tell me what you want me to say. 311 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,129 Okay. 312 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:21,969 Hello. 313 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:23,971 Brian. 314 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,015 It's really hard. 315 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,352 Makes sense that you waited. 316 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,021 I'm surprised more people don't wait to tell their parents about their babies. 317 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:38,694 Maybe you and I could work together 318 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:43,739 to make it more of a cultural norm. 319 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,534 Also, by the way, my wife died. 320 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,368 - Love it. - Really? 321 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,452 No, I'm calling your dad. 322 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,204 Wait, what? When? 323 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,914 Right now. It's already happening. 324 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,666 - Hang up. No, no, no. - No. No. 325 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,293 - No. You have to hang up. - No! 326 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,545 How am I supposed to tell him that we've had the baby for months? 327 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,714 You don't, you lie. 328 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,300 - Okay. - Yeah. 329 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,386 All right, back in the game, let's do it. 330 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,346 Here we go. 331 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,724 - How you doing, Jimmy? - Here. 332 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,560 Hey, Kip, Brian has something to tell you. 333 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,228 Hi, Dad. 334 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,022 Happy Wednesday. 335 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,275 All right, what's going on? Everyone okay? 336 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,740 Charlie and I decided to adopt a baby, and we met a really nice pregnant lady, 337 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,367 and we signed all the paperwork to make it official. 338 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,452 Whoa. 339 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,120 When is this baby due? 340 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,371 Oh, you know, 341 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,498 they can never guess how many trimesters there'll be. 342 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,000 - So... - She's already here. 343 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,213 Her name is Sutton and she's beautiful. Brian was just scared to tell you. 344 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,340 Betrayal. 345 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,177 Are you there, Dad? 346 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,638 So... 347 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,263 I'm a grandpa? 348 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,808 Yeah, I mean, that's what happens when your kid has a kid. 349 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,102 Well, that is... 350 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,313 amazing! 351 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,440 Honey, Brian had a baby. 352 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,443 Okay, I'll text you both a pic. 353 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,446 Great, love it. Can't wait. 354 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,573 - Can you believe it? - Who did you name her after? 355 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,451 We named her after our favorite Broadway star, Sutton Foster. 356 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,578 Sutton Foster. 357 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,622 I thought he made pants. 358 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,499 - Hey, guys. - It's Meg. 359 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,167 - Hey, it's Meg again. - Hey. 360 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,627 It's me again. 361 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,379 It's like, does Meg work here now? 362 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,463 I know she doesn't, 363 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,842 but that's, like, a pretty fun joke to make because we're pals. 364 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,929 - Sick joke, Jimmy. - Are you ready to head home, Dad? 365 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,514 Yeah, let me just grab my jacket. 366 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,057 And, before I forget, 367 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,726 Julie wanted to know if you could have dinner before you go? 368 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:41,900 Are you free or are you the last person on earth rushing to get back to Dave? 369 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:46,028 Nope, no, I have time, so dinner sounds great. 370 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,322 Great. Hey. 371 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,659 Stop trying to make friends with my daughter. 372 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,035 She's too cool for you. 373 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,580 I wouldn't because I don't even know her. 374 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,125 Ultimately, the daughter of your friend is just an acquaintance. 375 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,502 - Right? - What? 376 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,379 Are you having a stroke? 377 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,717 'Cause if so, you can do it in your own office. 378 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,343 You got it, big P. 379 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,972 Oh, my gosh, wow, you are being so weird. 380 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,142 Jimmy knows that I'm... 381 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,271 I'm probably... I might be getting divorced, but my dad doesn't. 382 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,857 Wow, I'm sorry. 383 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,817 And/or congratulations. 384 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,235 Yeah. A little bit of both. 385 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,529 Welcome to the divorced ladies club. 386 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,740 It's sexy. 387 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,283 - It's not. - Yay! 388 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,328 You know, I think you should probably just tell your dad, right? 389 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,997 By the time he gets to Connecticut, he's gonna see that Dave's not there. 390 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,209 Well, you overestimate how much he notices Dave, 391 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,086 and he also hates Dave, and right now I hate Dave. 392 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,924 And if he does his usual thing and craps on my husband, 393 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,593 then I'll do my usual thing and get mad at him and then feel guilty 394 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,720 and then he'll feel guilty for making me feel guilty. 395 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,015 I don't know, you know, I was just in my office, and... 396 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,520 Sometimes parents surprise us. 397 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,897 Maybe give your dad a chance to surprise you. 398 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,983 Just throwing it out there. Okay, I got a patient. I gotta run. 399 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,194 - What do you think? - I don't know. I mean, I... 400 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,156 I'd never tell him, but Jimmy's been giving me some really good advice lately. 401 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,993 I waited right there in case that you were gonna say something like that, 402 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,078 and then you did. 403 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,414 So, in your face, 404 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,209 I got a patient, gotta run. 405 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,961 God, he's a lot. 406 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,255 I'm aware. 407 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,342 Nope. Whoopsie-daisy, sit up. 408 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,718 - We don't lay down in here, Matthew. - Why not? 409 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,013 - I thought that was a shrink thing. - That's mainly a Freud thing. 410 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,391 Maybe I should go see him. 411 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,934 Might be tough to get an appointment. 412 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,019 He's quite dead. 413 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,230 Besides, he'd probably just tell you that you want to kill your dad 414 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,524 and fuck your mom. 415 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,484 More like the other way around. 416 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,736 That's weird. 417 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,488 So, your mom is... 418 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,241 She's pretty crushed that you froze her out. 419 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,659 You must still be pretty upset with her, huh? 420 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,869 I don't wanna talk about it. 421 00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,414 That's sort of what we do in here, you know, we talk about feelings. 422 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,082 - Pass. - Pass? Pass. 423 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,251 Okay. I understand you lost a few jobs recently. 424 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,837 Any chance you want to get into that? 425 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,094 You know what, I don't have to be the one who drives this. 426 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,098 We can really talk about anything that's on your mind, so... 427 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,893 - What's going on, man? - Nothing. 428 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:25,063 I really don't know why everybody's on my case. 429 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,607 I mean, what do they want from me? I'm 24. 430 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,484 - Twenty-five. - Twenty-five. 431 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,571 Okay, I gotta ask. 432 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,949 If everything is going so "okay" with you, 433 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,160 why did you agree to meet with me? 434 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,454 You paid Matthew to do therapy. 435 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,372 Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is? 436 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,874 Come on, it's only 20 bucks. 437 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,958 He wanted a pizza. 438 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,293 What's going on here? 439 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,421 I'm getting my EKG. You want to get a two for one? 440 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:53,174 - No, I'm good, Derek. - Okay, live on the edge. 441 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,718 Starting the test. 442 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,512 No talking, please. 443 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,180 Who cares if Derek paid him? 444 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,890 I thought inappropriate was your brand. 445 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,351 You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. 446 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:06,772 I will figure out another way to repay you for Alice. 447 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,066 You know what? I found some old woodworking goggles in my garage. 448 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,529 - Maybe Derek wants them. - Derek doesn't want woodworking goggles. 449 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,781 You don't even woodwork. 450 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:17,908 All done. 451 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:20,868 You may respond. 452 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,828 I might want to woodwork one day. 453 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,165 I will send this to your cardiologist, he'll get back to you when he reads it. 454 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,292 You know what? Another thing, Liz, 455 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,087 I think it's time to be done with you constantly reminding me 456 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,880 that you raised my daughter for a year. 457 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,966 First of all, it was only 11 and a half months. 458 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,342 - So a year. - Second of all, 459 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,761 it's not cool to keep holding that over my head. 460 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,265 I've tried to make good. I really have. 461 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,225 But the way you're acting, it's kind of shitty. 462 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,685 Are you calling me shitty? 463 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,020 No, I said you're kinda shitty, but what the fuck? I'll round up. 464 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,190 - You're being shitty. - Excuse me? 465 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,151 Your cardiologist wants you to go to the hospital right away. 466 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,323 That was fast. 467 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:04,829 So, his cath test showed blockage in his left descending something artery, 468 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,247 which can lead to a heart attack. 469 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,332 Okay, she's underselling. 470 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,835 The guy said it's the kind that they call the widow-maker. 471 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,295 Oh, yeah, I don't like that name. 472 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,130 - Not of a fan. - Doctors are dramatic. 473 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:17,258 Anyway, Derek's getting bypass surgery in an hour. 474 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,510 Okay. Emergency bypass surgery. 475 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,053 That's also dramatic. 476 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,263 - Jimmy. - Yeah. 477 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,015 In case something happens, 478 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,851 will you make sure to pee off my balcony for me. 479 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,644 My flowers have gotten used to it. 480 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,979 You know what? 481 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,189 Won't need to, pal. 482 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,733 You're going to be up and flashing me your dick in no time. 483 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:34,902 Yes, he will. 484 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,196 This is serious, but routine, 485 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:41,824 but from now on, we're only accepting positive vibes from everyone. 486 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:42,909 Are we clear? 487 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,368 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 488 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,453 Let's take a shot. 489 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,955 Should we make some post-surgery plans for tomorrow? 490 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,290 Maybe brunch and mimosies? 491 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,501 Too positive, Brian, but thank you. 492 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,668 I can still do it. 493 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,128 - Yeah. No, Brian. - Hey, D, 494 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,589 no matter what happens to me, 495 00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:57,674 you hang on to Gaby. 496 00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,926 Life is short. 497 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,094 Difficult women make it better. 498 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,556 Okay, that's gonna be one of the only times you call me difficult. 499 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,267 You're gonna be all right. Dereks don't die. 500 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,394 What about your dad? 501 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,103 - Derrick Senior? - Yeah. 502 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,856 He is... He's on a farm. 503 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,107 You're done. 504 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,318 Actually, thank you so much for coming, 505 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,445 but there's really nothing to do here, 506 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,948 so go home, and I promise I'll... 507 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:25,076 - I'll fill you in later with everything. - Okay. I'm gonna see you 508 00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,661 - on the other side, D-train. - Love you guys. 509 00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:28,746 - Of the procedure. - Yeah. I know what you meant. 510 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:29,872 We'll see everyone soon. 511 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,624 - I wanna stay with you. - And we're going. 512 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,210 - You're gonna go. Bye now. - Love you. 513 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,548 Liz, 514 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:39,883 the boys, you... 515 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,178 You're everything. 516 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,930 I can't even think about what could happen if I-- 517 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,224 Then don't. 518 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,101 Can I just say it? 519 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,353 - I need to. - Yes. 520 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,190 The gardeners come every two weeks. 521 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,443 All of my passwords are in the top drawer of the desk, 522 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,571 and they're all different names I've given your boobs. 523 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:04,116 - Really? - Yeah, my favorite: sweet tarts. 524 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:08,537 Also, you're gonna be finding snacks hidden... 525 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,413 everywhere. 526 00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:11,665 Don't think less of me. 527 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:15,711 And I love you. 528 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,255 I know you know that. 529 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,216 But if this is the last time I get to say it... 530 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,263 I really want to know that you heard it. 531 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,223 I really heard it. 532 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,601 And I love you. 533 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,394 But you're going to be okay. 534 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,645 Yeah. 535 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,772 - And I'm fine. - Yep. 536 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,358 And we're all going to be fine. 537 00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,696 Okay, they're ready for him. 538 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,406 Kiss. 539 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:46,866 I love you. 540 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,284 - I love you. - I love you. 541 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:51,287 I'm gonna be the first face you see when you wake up. 542 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,747 I'm gonna be there. I love you. 543 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:53,999 I can't wait. 544 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,460 You're the apple of my eye 545 00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,671 Girl, I've never loved one like you 546 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,632 I'll see you so soon. 547 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,634 I love you. 548 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,094 Let me come home 549 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:11,141 Home is wherever I'm with you 550 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,268 Oh, home 551 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,312 You doing okay? 552 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:20,733 I think I'm just a little shook about Derek. We all are. 553 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:24,571 If it's okay, I might like to just sit on your bed or... 554 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,157 I give you a hug or touch your head or something. 555 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,159 Yeah. 556 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:35,206 I'll follow you into the park 557 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,833 Through the jungle 558 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:38,835 You picked the only one I hate. 559 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:39,962 Yeah. 560 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,755 I love you. 561 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,050 Moats and boats and waterfalls Alleyways... 562 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,052 This one? 563 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:48,762 Yes, please. 564 00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,184 We laugh until we'll think we'll die 565 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,228 Barefoot on a summer night 566 00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:58,814 Hello, Sutton, it's Grandpa. 567 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,024 It's Grandpa. I'm Grandpa. 568 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:04,277 Hello. Who's that pretty girl? 569 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,320 I love you. 570 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,865 Baby, you know I love you too. 571 00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:11,158 What's going on? Why you drive all the way down here? 572 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,202 Either she needs to borrow money or somebody's dying. 573 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,037 Nikki, if somebody does die, 574 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,707 I'm gonna come back here and Rear Naked Choke you, okay? 575 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,211 Home is wherever I'm with you 576 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,716 - Thanks, Pop. - Hey, I'm proud of you. 577 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,803 Home is whenever I'm with you 578 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,890 Hey. 579 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,725 I saw you pull in. 580 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:40,229 I found the woodworking goggles for Derek once he wakes up. 581 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,231 You're insane. 582 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,067 He'll love these. 583 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,904 Anything else you need? 584 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:52,491 No, I got his silk pillowcase for his hair 585 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,911 because he doesn't sleep on anything else, 586 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:57,622 and I talked to the boys 587 00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:02,460 and I told them to stay put because there's nothing to do here except wait. 588 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:07,841 I called Derek's mom, and assuming surgery goes well, 589 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,967 she's gonna stay with us. 590 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:13,972 It's the first time I've ever wanted her to be in this house. 591 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:19,645 So, everything seems to be pretty much taken care of. 592 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,523 What about you? 593 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,566 I'm fine, Jimmy. 594 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:27,319 Okay. 595 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:37,620 I don't know what I would do if I lost him. 596 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:39,081 You're not gonna lose him. 597 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,418 You know, he brings the joy. 598 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,547 And I'm not as strong as you. 599 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:49,466 And I don't think I would survive. 600 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,427 Come here. 601 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,764 It's gonna be okay. 602 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,394 Thanks. 603 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,770 You never called me strong before. 604 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,106 I didn't mean it. 605 00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,529 Hey. I'm gonna ask you a question that your mom asked me once. 606 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:12,947 Are you gonna be like this forever? 607 00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:14,408 Be like what forever? 608 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,159 Fucking oblivious, man. 609 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:20,329 Who cares what your mom said about you right now? 610 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,455 She needs you. 611 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,583 So stop watching... 612 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:27,879 two very attractive women have a slap fight. 613 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,047 Get off your ass and show up for her. 614 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,967 Take it from someone who's been there. 615 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,927 If you do not, 616 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:37,347 you are gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 617 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,231 I'm not even sure how it happened. 618 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:50,067 One day we were planning a trip to Portugal, 619 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:54,198 and the next thing I know, he's living in his friend's podcast studio. 620 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,449 It's been a few months. 621 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:59,785 He's even gone on a few dates with our pharmacist. 622 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:05,042 I've only had one encounter and it felt... 623 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:10,004 - weird. - I know that feeling. 624 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:13,883 I feel like I'm supposed to just let go of him in my heart, 625 00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,093 but I can't yet or... 626 00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:18,722 maybe I'm just scared. I don't know. 627 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:23,226 Your turn. Tell me you saw it coming. Go ahead and pile on Dave. 628 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,228 Honey. 629 00:27:24,895 --> 00:27:26,270 Meg, I'm so, so sorry. 630 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:30,651 I only joke about Dave because it's so easy to. 631 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,321 But I don't want either of you to be unhappy. 632 00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:37,616 Christ, marriage is tough. 633 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,118 Divorce is tough. 634 00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:41,912 Whatever you decide, 635 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:44,248 I'll be here for you. 636 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,041 Thank you. 637 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:48,668 It's so messed up. 638 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,671 I have no idea how we would even... 639 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,714 tell Mason if it comes to it. 640 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,176 Well, you could do what I did when you were a kid. 641 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,302 Disappear for 6 months, 642 00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:01,013 then take him to some random hotel 643 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,766 and introduce him to a stranger in a bathrobe. 644 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,852 She wasn't in her bathrobe, Dad. 645 00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:09,355 She put it on when she realized that I was in the room. 646 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,983 That's how I learned that nipples could be pierced. 647 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:13,527 So it wasn't all bad. 648 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,367 Fuck. I wish I could drink. 649 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,829 Yeah, tough shit. It's really good too. 650 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,504 Hey, Mom. 651 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,464 Matthew, I said I would call you when-- 652 00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:38,593 Forget that. I called Will and told him to get his ass down here. 653 00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:39,595 We should have news soon. 654 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:42,597 How do you know? They won't tell me anything. 655 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:45,349 I cornered a nurse who said Dad would be out in a half hour or so. 656 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:46,934 You cornered a nurse? 657 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,144 But not in a creepy way. 658 00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,688 Not in a creepy way? 659 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:54,193 Can I get you a sandwich? You need to eat something. 660 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,069 I love you. 661 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:01,324 You still don't love hugs, do you? 662 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:02,492 I don't. 663 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,204 But I'm good for a few more seconds. 664 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:06,872 Hands back up. 665 00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:14,379 I can't wait to see you. 666 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,465 Oh, yeah, cash is fine. What girl doesn't want cash? 667 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,467 Bye. 668 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,137 - Didn't like that. - Calm down. It was Grandpa. 669 00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:24,805 I invited him to graduation. 670 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,891 Sorry, I know you guys don't get along. 671 00:29:26,892 --> 00:29:28,518 What? No, stop that. 672 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,229 He... He loves you, 673 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:34,107 and I think that's awesome and you know what I say? 674 00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,442 The more the merrier. 675 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,195 Wow, you almost sold that. 676 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:41,031 I thought I kind of nailed it, but... 677 00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:45,077 You know, I don't want to look back and wish I'd seen him more. 678 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:46,870 Yeah. 679 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,166 You know, I think that sometimes 680 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,920 a little reminder that life is short can be a gift. 681 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,839 Can give us that little extra push that we need. 682 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,341 Hey, Mr. Thibodeaux. 683 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:01,259 Yeah, this is Sean Mitchell. 684 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:04,179 I'd love to come in and do that interview whenever's a good time. 685 00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,223 Yes, sir. 686 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,357 Hey. 687 00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,817 Baby, fuck Liz's rules. 688 00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:20,236 I'm dying. I say we drive to the hospital and see our dude. 689 00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:21,904 - Great, we'll take my car. - Okay, fine, 690 00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:24,449 but I'm anxious, so I'm gonna back seat drive from the side seat. 691 00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:28,203 I'd like us to at least try some counseling. 692 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,331 No, not just for Mason's sake. 693 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,959 For me too. 694 00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:38,046 If he says no, find out where he is so I can go murder him. 695 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,340 That's pretty stupid though, isn't it? 696 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:42,426 What? 697 00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,720 Needing something bad to happen 698 00:30:45,721 --> 00:30:48,639 to make you do the thing you should have done all along? 699 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,143 I'm not so sure it matters how you get there. 700 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,814 You just gotta hope that when you do, it's not too late. 701 00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,151 Mrs. Bishop? 702 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:00,944 Yeah. 703 00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,867 - I made it. - Well, obviously. 704 00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:08,994 Dereks don't die. 705 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,249 Dad, do you want a sandwich? 706 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,959 Dude, he just had surgery. He can't eat. 707 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,171 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I think I'm peeing right now. 708 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,258 You're okay. 709 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:51,077 It's Maya. I'm gonna take this real quick. 710 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:52,079 All right. 711 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,373 Hey, Maya, is everything all right? 712 00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:56,874 Yeah, yeah, all good. 713 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,126 I was just calling to see what you were up to. 714 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,712 I could use some Froyo, maybe shoot the shit. 715 00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:04,465 Yeah, I'm just visiting some friends in the hospital. 716 00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,217 Oh, my God. Sorry. 717 00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:07,636 Oh, no, it's okay. Everyone's all right. 718 00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:11,472 But, Maya, do you need to talk now or can you wait till our next session? 719 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,391 I'm fine. I'm fine. 720 00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,559 Are you sure? 721 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,936 Yeah, okay. See you soon. 722 00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:18,521 All right. Bye. Thanks. 723 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,523 Night.