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WOMAN: The Fairy Godmother
Final Qualifying Exam will now begin.

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(BELL RINGING)

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MURRAY: Is that it?

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(PENCIL LEAD BREAKS)

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(SNEEZES)

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Oh...

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Oh, Sorry.

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Oh!

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(SNORTS)

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Oh!

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(CHOKING)

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Excuse me.

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<i>(SINGING) Limbo, Limbo, Limbo Like me...</i>

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(MURRAY GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(OLIVER SINGING)

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(HOOVES CLOMPING)

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(SINGING) It’s a far, far
<i>better thing that l do now than...</i>

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(NEIGHING)

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Everyone's a critic.

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All right, Duchess,
it's my audition, not yours.

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(SINGING) Better thing that l

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All right, Duchess.

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What's the matter, girl? Easy!

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(DUCHESS NEIGHING)

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Duchess!

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Hold, Duch.

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Duchess, hold!

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It's just a kitty.

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(NEIGHING)

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Duchess! Duchess!

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Boris, I need the bike.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(HORN HONKING)

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Duchess!

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MAN: Hey!

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OLIVER: No. No.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Yo, Oliver, you're looking stressed today.

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Huh?

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Just another day. I'm late to pick up the kids.

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Come on, Duch!

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-Hey, Charlie, guess what?
-I give up.

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This tooth's about to go.

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Oh, just say the word,
I'll get my pliers and yank it out.

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Money from the tooth fairy's
really gonna come in handy.

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Tooth fairy! Give me a break.

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Let's just face it, Dad's never gonna come.

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-He left us here to rot.
-Did not!

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-Did too!
-(DUCHESS NEIGHS)

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Whoa.

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Duchess.

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Good, pretty girl.

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Hey, how come
she always gets a hug before me?

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My little dove!

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Charlie said
you were gonna leave us here to rot.

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Well, I gave it some serious consideration.

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Giddyup.

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Dad, I hope you used a good deodorant.

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You better hope I did.
(URGES DUCHESS)

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OLIVER: Damn, it's five past 4:00.

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Jeri's gonna freak. Come on, Duch.

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Yeah, but if you're a few minutes late,
they won't mind. Will they?

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Honey, you just don't know these people.
It isn't good to be late to an audition.

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Whoa!

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JERI: Oliver!

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Don't ask. I don't want to bore you with it.
Kids, stay here and watch Duchess.

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-Where's my music?
-CHARLIE: It's in your hand, Dad.

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Can't we watch you audition?

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Yeah. No, no, makes me too nervous.

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You know, you're incredibly late.

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Look, since when is six minutes
incredibly late, huh?

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For Lord Richard, it is.

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RICHARD: No.

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-Manny?
-Yeah.

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Where's Tony Sable?

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He'll be here any minute,
but we gotta see this Oliver Greening first.

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Why? Who's he?

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He's nobody,
but the threat of several other actors

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gets us bargaining leverage
with Sable's agent.

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Now, Mr. Greening,
I see you've come in costume.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, yes, lucky accident.

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Not that lucky.

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Performer of my stature having to audition
is insulting.

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Tony, if it were anyone other
than Lord Richard, I'd never allow it.

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Besides, there are only a few candidates.

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-Who's scheduled ahead of me?
-Oliver Greening.

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(SCOFFS)

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You can park your limo here
if you watch my horse.

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-Gee, thanks.
-My pleasure.

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-But Dad said...
-Dad said to watch Duchess.

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So, she's being watched, right? Come on.

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You haven't mentioned
how you feel about my score.

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Oh, yes. It's quite possibly the finest work
that you have ever produced.

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Without a doubt.

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-Without a doubt.
-Lovely and haunting.

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Intimate, yet operatic.

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(BASKETBALL BOUNCING)

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Presently about to start.

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Let's have a crack at it, shall we?

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What the devil's going on up there?

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Quiet!

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Proceed.

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(PIANO PLAYING)

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(SINGING) The rats come creeping out

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I know something you don't know.

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When he doesn't get the part, and he won't,

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we're moving to North Platte
to live with an Uncle Carl.

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North Platte, it's a city in Nebraska.

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You're lying.

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No, I heard Dad on the phone. Uncle Carl
offered him a job at his rendering plant.

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What's that?

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That's a place where they take all the parts
of a dead animal that nobody wants,

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then melt them down in a big pot
to make stuff like glue and guitar picks.

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That's disgusting.

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Fine, fine! No real challenge there.
Let me hear the big one.

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<i>Off to the Gallows.</i>

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(SINGING) Shed not one tear
<i>My dearest Lucie</i>

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<i>l must die soon</i>

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<i>in one swift moment</i>

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<i>The blade will fall then</i>
<i>My head he'll chop off</i>

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<i>Please, turn away then</i>

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<i>Don't see it drop off</i>

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(GUILLOTINE CRASHING)

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<i>'Tis a far, far better thing that l do now</i>

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<i>Than I’ve ever done before</i>

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<i>Have no illusion</i>

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<i>It’s the solution</i>

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<i>It’s a far, far better thing that l do now</i>

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<i>Than I’ve ever done before</i>

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(ANABEL CLAPPING)

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You were confusingly good.

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Excuse me?

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-You're excused. Tony Sable's here.
-Ah...

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Why can't we consider this Greening chap?

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No, no, no.
You promised your backers a named star.

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We'll call you.

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Charlie, do they have a lot of theaters
in Nebraska?

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I don't think they have
a lot of anything in Nebraska.

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Except maybe Nebraskans.

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Charlie, do you believe in fairy godmothers?

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I hate to break it to you, Anabel,
but there is no fairy godmothers.

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There's no tooth fairy, there's no angels,
there's no genie in the bottle,

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there's no Wizard of Oz.
It's all a big bunch of bull.

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You're wrong, and I can prove it.

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Yeah, well, go ahead.

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If there's no tooth fairy,

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then explain this?

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BELCHING)

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You think you know everything,
but you don't.

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I know this much,
there are no fairy godmothers in Manhattan.

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How would you know?

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WOMAN 1 : Watch your wand. Watch the lady.

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WOMAN 2: All these fairy godmothers
getting together, it's so wonderful.

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WOMAN 3: Every fairy godmother
in Manhattan meet once a year.

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Wish it were more.

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Be sure and check your wands, girls.

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Thank you for signing in.
Elevator's right over there.

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Welcome, welcome.
Are all the districts accounted for?

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Well, all but one of course.

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How distressing. Well, come along, ladies.

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Violet, I haven't seen you
since last year's retreat.

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Hello. We're ready for 24 hours of fun.

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It's hard to believe another year's gone by.

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Why do we have to check our wands?
Really, I feel naked without mine.

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Well, it's like in the Old West.

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All the cowpokes had to check their guns
before they moseyed into town.

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Especially in Dodge City.

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And that's why nobody got plugged.

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Well, all it takes is one show off.

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Well, that pair from Rego Park, remember?
(SCOFFS) They got way out of control.

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Mmm-hmm. I had to put them both
on suspension for six months.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHARLIE SNORING)

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ANABEL: That's what I need,
a fairy godmother.

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(TOYS SQUEAKING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Are you a fairy godmother?

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Can't you tell?

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Ta-da!

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You don't look a whole lot
like the one in Cinderella.

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I don't? I know why, because I'm...
You mean because I'm so much taller.

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Ah, well, listen, you know...

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It's not the height.

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The hair.
Because hers is gray and mine is red.

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I don't think it's the hair.

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Oh! You... You mean the whole guy thing.

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Yes, well, no, she's not a fella. That's true.

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Can I ask you something?

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What difference does it really make
where the magic comes from?

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I mean, isn't the real question,
can the person do the job?

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-Can you?
-What?

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Can you do the job?

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Boy, this is some swell room, huh?

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Well, missy, look at all the...

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(CRASHING)

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(SHUSHES)

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(GRUNTS)

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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What luck, a Buddy Rich enthusiast.
Thank you.

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Is something the matter?

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00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,654
Are you nervous or something?

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Not at all. Not me.

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What's your name?

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That's... I'm sorry...

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That's the first thing
you learn, you know, is...

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(CLEARS THROAT)
Hello, there. My name is Murray.

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Can I talk to you about my wish?

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Your wish? Anxious to get to that.

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00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,384
Boy, it's dry here, isn't it?

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00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,554
You wouldn't have a thirst quencher handy,
would you?

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Um...

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How about milk and cookies?

219
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No, I'm... What, do I look like Santa?

220
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No, I don't drink milk.

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However, if you did happen to have
a steamy, hot espresso or coffee.

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As long as it's caffeinated,
gotta be caffeinated.

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Can't you just wave around your wand
to make yourself coffee whenever you want?

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You do that, and it's over.

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They just strip you
of your wand and... Shaboom!

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<i>Fini.</i>

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So, who's the joker in the jammies?

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It's my brother, Charlie.

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He thinks fairy godmothers don't exist.

230
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,837
Maybe he might reconsider
if we turn him into a frog, huh?

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You can do that?

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That happens to be one of my best things.

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You know, back in basic training
frogs was my signature spell.

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-Frogs and rain, interestingly enough.
-Do it.

235
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What? Turn Charlie into a frog?

236
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Well... Yeah, well, that's what I like.
Nice, clean, simple wish.

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Here we go.

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(HUMMING)

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Wait, wait.

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How many wishes do I have?

241
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Oh! One per customer.

242
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,746
And no wishing for more wishes,
you sneaky little devil.

243
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,958
Because, you know,
they plugged that loophole up years ago.

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There was abuse.

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00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,212
All right!

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-Wait, stop.
-What?

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I've a better wish.

248
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,802
It's for my dad.

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Ah, that's sweet.

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(SNORTS)

251
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,850
What day is it?

252
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,436
-Wednesday.
-Wednesday.

253
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,856
Oh, okay, I gotta go.
I'll have to give you a rain check, okay.

254
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,483
Okay. But what's a rain check?

255
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,444
Rain check is, well, you know...

256
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,405
Like, in a baseball game, when it rains,
you get a new game.

257
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,531
Oh, I can't believe this.

258
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:17,326
Every fairy godmother in the city is uptown
with the exception of me.

259
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,911
But my wish can't wait.

260
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,830
It's very important.

261
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,543
(MURRAY CHATTERING)

262
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,131
-Pretend you're sleeping, okay?
-All right.

263
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,342
(TOYS SQUEAKING)

264
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,301
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

265
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,974
Claudia.

266
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,267
No, you really shouldn't be here.
You can't be...

267
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,603
Now, how can you say that I can't be here
when I already am.

268
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,563
-It's just not logical.
-No, no, no, I...

269
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,358
Well, this is my faithful companion, Boots.

270
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,442
(LAUGHS)

271
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,361
You know, Claudia, since you left us,

272
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,489
rumor has it
that you've gone into the dark side.

273
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,949
(LAUGHS)

274
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,742
Witch. Moi?

275
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,537
Oh, you can't be serious.
Do I look like a witch?

276
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,498
Well, you know, you really should leave.

277
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,543
Because if Hortense were to see you here,
I could lose my own wand.

278
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:53,589
Oh, no one knows the pain of such a loss
more than I.

279
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,552
So, I'll go.

280
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,845
(SIGHS)

281
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:04,642
But before I do, I remembered
what a healthy appetite you have,

282
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,979
so I brought you
a little something from my garden.

283
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,816
No thanks, I just had quite a bit of...
(CLEARS THROAT)

284
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,528
My, that is the reddest apple
I think I've ever seen.

285
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,198
-It tastes even better than it looks.
-Really?

286
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,701
Yummy!

287
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,163
Mmm.

288
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,540
Now, is that the apple of a witch?

289
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,624
Mmm-mmm.

290
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,795
You bet it is.

291
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,214
Let's get the wands.

292
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:40,344
All right, take the work area,
I'm going to search her desk.

293
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,429
BOOTS: Right, right, right.

294
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,144
What is with you?

295
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,395
I've got to pee.

296
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,938
But you were just outside.

297
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,566
I always lose it when I get nervous.

298
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,027
What good are you? Now, move it.

299
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,321
I think I liked you better
when you were a dog.

300
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,699
All right, Rena, honey.

301
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,288
What the...

302
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,332
Claudia!

303
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,043
What are you doing here?

304
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,252
Taking back what's mine.

305
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:19,133
I took your wand away because you were
using it for your own selfish ends.

306
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:23,179
That is not what fairy godmothers
are all about!

307
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,264
No, you're all about 70.

308
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:26,807
Get out of my house.

309
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,100
Or what?

310
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,895
Don't even think about it.

311
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,481
(SCREAMING)

312
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,524
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

313
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,989
As a person,
I always found you a tad one-dimensional.

314
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,824
You're making a big mistake.

315
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,035
What's that? Speak up.

316
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,873
That ought to hold her for about 24 hours.

317
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,001
And by then, any wish worth a damn
will be mine.

318
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,461
(YIPS)

319
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,381
(SIGHS)

320
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,842
Hortense, what happened to you?

321
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,513
Would you remind me to call Alphonse
and get a refund on those apples.

322
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,182
Now, nothing is wrong.

323
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,392
Nothing is wrong?

324
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,603
No, everything is perfectly normal.

325
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,356
Hortense is flat.

326
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:20,027
Perfectly normal. Hortense is flat.

327
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,737
All is right.

328
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:25,866
Phew.

329
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,872
(LAUGHS)

330
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,210
Party on, ladies. Enjoy your day off.

331
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,135
You stay right where you are.

332
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,762
Why aren't you asleep?

333
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,016
My fairy godmother came to see me tonight.

334
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,727
You don't say.

335
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,813
And was she nice?

336
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:58,774
Yeah, but it wasn't a she.
It was a guy named Murray.

337
00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,859
Ah.

338
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,485
He left this.

339
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:05,031
-I'm not sure how it works.
-The old magic wand, huh?

340
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,116
Yeah, magic.

341
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,911
But he had to go away
before I could even tell him my wish.

342
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,748
I bet you that if you went to sleep,

343
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,209
this Murray would come back
with an instruction book.

344
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,254
Nice try, Dad, but I'm not a bit sleepy.

345
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,548
Shaboom!

346
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,760
There, I put a spell on you.

347
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,804
-To help you get the part.
-Come on.

348
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,557
It's late. Time to go to bed.

349
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,770
Dad, remember how you said
Mommy went to heaven?

350
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,938
-How she's an angel now.
-Mmm-hmm.

351
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,231
Were you making that up?

352
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,901
Why do you ask that question?

353
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:46,405
Charlie said that it was bull.
I mean, Charlie said that it wasn't true.

354
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,367
Well, I believe that.

355
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,995
I know that she's in heaven.

356
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:58,793
You know, but I also think
that there's a big part of her that's right here.

357
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,628
Where?

358
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,758
No. I mean, I see her when I look at you.

359
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:11,097
You know, she had that way of looking
at the world, right in the face.

360
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,015
Did she ever give up?

361
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,226
No.

362
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,231
Dad, will you do my hair?

363
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,529
I'll tell you what.
First thing in the morning, okay?

364
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,003
(GROANS)

365
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,882
(WHISTLING)

366
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:55,099
(SNEEZING)

367
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,565
I'm stuck, very stuck.

368
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:08,446
Well, if it isn't one of our city's finest.
Hello, Officer.

369
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:09,864
What the hell are you?

370
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,409
You see that plaque? NAFGA.

371
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:14,869
NAFGA.

372
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:18,414
North American
Fairy Godmothers' Association.

373
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:21,083
Let me ask you something, Fairy Godmother.

374
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,502
Where is your wand?

375
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:26,338
Oh!

376
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:29,758
Well, it's right...

377
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,553
I'm in big trouble.

378
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,638
Oh, you are in trouble.

379
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,849
You see, I could arrest you
for a lot of things.

380
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,394
That would require a lot of paperwork,
and a lot of my time.

381
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,273
And they'd probably
call me down somewhere to testify.

382
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,357
On my day off.

383
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,152
And I imagine that would be
your day at the gym.

384
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:49,987
And then knowing the system the way I do,

385
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,198
you probably wouldn't do even
one night behind bars.

386
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,743
But tonight, tonight you will.

387
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,162
(GROANS)

388
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,207
Fairy godmother. My...

389
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,044
Officer, where are you going?
Are you off to get a donut?

390
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,218
ANABEL: Not so tight.

391
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,888
-Ow! Not so tight, Dad.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sugar.

392
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:18,891
I'm always gonna be a klutz at this. Done.

393
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,729
-Charlie, me boy, let's go.
-What's that?

394
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,856
-You better be nice to me.
-(SCOFFS)

395
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,108
Why would you bring something like that
to school?

396
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,110
It's none of your business, Charlie.

397
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,446
-CHARLIE: Shut up!
-It's your fault, you started it.

398
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,531
Just tell her to shut up.

399
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,574
-Dad, he did start it.
-No, I heard you.

400
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:36,742
Dad.

401
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,744
-Charlie.
-Oh, hey, Jeri.

402
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:43,123
I was gonna call, but I figured
I better break this to you in person.

403
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,418
I know. He's too tall, he's too short.
He's too young, he's too old.

404
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,003
I did not get the part.

405
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:53,050
No, you didn't.
But they wanna hear you sing again.

406
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,760
-You're kidding.
-Mmm-mmm.

407
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:58,097
-Tonight, 9:30. No.
-You're not kidding.

408
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:01,267
Oliver, you're about this close to getting it.

409
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:04,144
-Call me a cab.
-All right, you're a cab.

410
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,814
-Go.
-Going, going.

411
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,483
-Wow, maybe it's working.
-What's working?

412
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,943
Uh, nothing.

413
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,488
ANABEL: I'm sure they sent us ahead
just so they could kiss and make out.

414
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:15,781
CHARLIE: Duh.

415
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,033
Taxi!

416
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,748
-Can I see it?
-No. Listen...

417
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,333
Come on, let me see it.

418
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,794
-Okay, but be careful.
-Oh, please!

419
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,547
Okay, so I'll see you tonight.

420
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:34,967
You know, you're the first agent
that I ever kissed and dug it.

421
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,802
Give me back my wand.

422
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,512
-Give me back my wand.
-I got the wand now.

423
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,389
-I'll see you tonight.
-All right.

424
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:41,682
Come on. Come on.

425
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,183
Whoa!

426
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,104
(EXCLAIMS)

427
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:49,273
Okay, Mr. Kim. Are you okay?

428
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,483
ANABEL: Where'd it go?

429
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,611
(KIM CHATTERING IN MANDARIN)

430
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,531
I hate you.

431
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,578
All, right, Mr. Kim, we're gonna pick...
He's gonna pick it up.

432
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,413
Dad, it's so stupid. She thinks it's magic.

433
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,458
OLIVER: Why can't you just play along?
She's just a kid.

434
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,966
Some people's taste.

435
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,306
I thought I felt a flea.

436
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,266
Go. Sit.

437
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,022
Now what?

438
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:32,066
I really admire you.

439
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,902
Yeah, I got that. Now, go sit.

440
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,654
Where was I?

441
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,657
I don't understand,
why do we need all these wands?

442
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,617
I mean, with all your power?

443
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,914
It isn't enough
just to control the power of dark magic.

444
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:50,459
To be truly effective and monstrously evil,

445
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,170
one needs to control
the power of white magic as well.

446
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:58,550
Now, see, every living soul in this city
has some desperate wish,

447
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:03,555
some secret desire they think will improve
their miserable little lives.

448
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,934
Why, all these goody-goody sticks
off the street,

449
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:09,228
they'll have to come to me.

450
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,646
(BARKS)

451
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,025
Where was I?

452
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,112
One-ninety-one, 1 92,

453
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,282
-1 93, 1 94. Boots!
-(MUSIC PLAYING)

454
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,326
Put that down.

455
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,915
I don't see it.

456
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:34,712
One-ninety-seven, 1 98, 1 99.

457
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,464
It's not here. We're short one wand.

458
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,301
And the wand that is missing
is the one I want the most. Mine!

459
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:43,846
(EXCLAIMS)

460
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,268
BOOTS: There isn't anything in here.

461
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,820
CLAUDIA: Seventeenth district, east side.

462
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,366
My old stomping grounds
before Hortense stripped me of my wand.

463
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:07,244
Maybe we could go there and sniff it out.

464
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:10,831
(SCOFFS) Haven't been
in broad daylight for years!

465
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:13,834
Oh!

466
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,004
I love this mirror.

467
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,839
Rights, Boots, get changed.

468
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,176
We're going for a very important walk.

469
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,471
You haven't put any glue on that,
and that's got far too much.

470
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,680
Move over your paper.

471
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,349
Everybody, your napkin holders
must be finished today.

472
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,186
Get going, it's beyond improvement.

473
00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:33,687
Begin again.

474
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:38,275
Lacking talent, lacking inspiration,
lacking everything.

475
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,277
A waste of glue.

476
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:41,987
What's this?

477
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,532
It's something I have to fix.

478
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:50,704
-It's not our assignment. Hand over your toy.
-ANABEL: It's not a toy.

479
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,331
It's a magic wand.

480
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,917
Of course! Now, give that to me.

481
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,045
(EXHALES)

482
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,380
I wish you'd let me have it.

483
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,222
Shaboom!

484
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,349
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

485
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:11,558
MS. BRAMBLE: Children, stop laughing.

486
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,102
Jeffrey, what are you doing over there?

487
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,528
Anabel. Anabel!

488
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:26,365
Anabel!

489
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,215
Oh, thank goodness!

490
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,801
Murray, where'd you go?

491
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:51,515
Well, it's a long story involving the police,
fire department and the jaws of life.

492
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:55,769
Uh, listen, the other night, I left a long...

493
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:58,313
You know, a wand...

494
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,398
(SNORTS)

495
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:07,364
Oh, no. This is sad. This is...

496
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,741
Sticky? Why is it sticky?

497
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,743
I tried gluing it back together.

498
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,789
You put glue on my wand?

499
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,916
You don't put glue on someone's wand.

500
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,878
This is like the Army. You're given one,
it's supposed to last forever.

501
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,589
Look at this. I can't get my hand off.

502
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,465
Here, I have an idea.

503
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:34,224
This'll keep the pieces together
until the glue dries.

504
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:37,644
Done.

505
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,650
Does this mean I don't get my wish?

506
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:44,818
Huh?

507
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,363
Oh, no, no, no. Don't be silly.
Of course you'll get your...

508
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,449
Well, I'll do the best I can.

509
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:51,700
(DOOR OPENING)

510
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,160
MS. BRAMBLE: Anabel?

511
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,462
Follow me.

512
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:07,549
About this wish,
the future of my entire family depends on it.

513
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:12,179
Well, at least there's no pressure. Okay, so,
whatever your wish is, just remember,

514
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,597
keep it simple.

515
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,349
ANABEL: Okay, here's the thing.

516
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,184
My dad, you see, he's got to sing tonight,

517
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,394
and if he does it better than
anyone else in the world,

518
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,396
he'll get this part
and we won't have to move to Nebraska,

519
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,315
and work for Uncle Carl and render things.

520
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:25,692
Uh-huh.

521
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:29,821
Charlie says they make plastic dishes
out of puppy dog tails.

522
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,823
Anabel, please, simple.

523
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:36,745
Okay, I wish that
when my dad sings tonight, he gets the part.

524
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:39,414
You mean, that's all?

525
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,879
Well, for heaven's sakes, think of it as done.

526
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:47,714
Come on.

527
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,635
(SIGHS)

528
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,304
So, you can do it?

529
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:58,433
What? Yes, but not here.
See, the granter of the wish, namely me,

530
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:02,688
has to be within 1 00 yards of the beneficiary,
which is your father.

531
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,064
So, where is your father?

532
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,148
Um...

533
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:09,069
Right across from The Plaza Hotel. Come on,
the subway's one block out the front door.

534
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:14,324
Subway? Are you kidding?
Have wand, will travel.

535
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,534
(MURRAY CHUCKLES)

536
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,619
Murray, what are you talking about?

537
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,832
Well, it's not important. Come on.

538
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:28,714
So, Anabel, I want you to look in my eyes
and get a fix on the place you want to be.

539
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:29,923
-Let me see that.
-No, no.

540
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,259
Not yours, is it?

541
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,261
Am I using up my wish?

542
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:41,018
This is in service of your main wish,
so try and see it in your head.

543
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,979
See The Plaza Hotel. Visualize it.

544
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,023
Visualize.

545
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,567
(GRUNTING)

546
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:54,281
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

547
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,992
(BOTH SCREAMING)

548
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,578
Anabel!

549
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,298
Anabel!

550
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,550
(SCREAMING)

551
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,240
Something tells me
we're not in Manhattan anymore.

552
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,533
Ouch!

553
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:39,618
Murray?

554
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,287
Tell me when the coffee's ready.

555
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,498
Oh, Murray.

556
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:51,922
You wouldn't have any floss on you,
would you?

557
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,131
Just get up.

558
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,597
I guess I missed the off ramp, huh?

559
00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,682
I'd say definitely.

560
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,230
MURRAY: Nebraska.

561
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:11,358
We're in Nebraska.

562
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,026
What about that other sign?

563
00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:14,820
What does it say?

564
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,448
MURRAY: It says, "The Plaza Motel."

565
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:21,034
"The Plaza Motel."

566
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,204
Murray, this is not my wish.

567
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,165
Yes. No. I'm aware of that, dear.

568
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:31,378
Look, I was coming down the hallway
and I was trying to follow this girl.

569
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,840
She was going away and I... Look, I...

570
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,216
CHARLIE: What's going on? What happened?

571
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,884
Ms. Bramble went mental.

572
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,344
Hey, has anyone seen Anabel?

573
00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:40,512
She ran away.

574
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:41,638
This isn't like her.

575
00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,890
Yeah, and she took her magic wand.

576
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,853
MS. BRAMBLE: ...I don't know,
and the girl flew away.

577
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,315
Let me see. Good.

578
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,238
I knew it, I knew it. I knew my nose would
lead us right to the place.

579
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,615
Ah. Boots, you amaze me.

580
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:04,035
We've grilled 29 out of 30 kids.

581
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,413
There's only one left,
you dithering little idiot.

582
00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:12,419
Anabel, honey, let me ask you something.
Can I?

583
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:16,256
Remember when I told you
to get a mental picture in your head?

584
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,841
Remember that?

585
00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:21,595
Do you think you had
anything else going on in there?

586
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:24,764
Other than The Plaza Hotel? I mean...

587
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,017
Do you think it's possible
that you could have been thinking of,

588
00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:30,061
let's say, I don't know, Nebraska?

589
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,563
Well,

590
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:35,525
maybe. A little. I guess so.

591
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,610
Ah!

592
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,612
Are you saying this is my fault?

593
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:45,285
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, honey, no.

594
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,955
Not at all. Don't be...
Well, not entirely your fault.

595
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,583
But then again,
I guess it wasn't entirely my fault, was it?

596
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,753
Oh, you're unbelievable.
Can't you even admit it?

597
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,087
Admit what?

598
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,216
That you blew it.
You totally screwed my wish.

599
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,927
-I did not blow it.
-You did too.

600
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,720
-Did not.
-Did too.

601
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:05,597
-Did not.
-Did too to infinity.

602
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,307
Did not to double infinity.

603
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,226
There is no such thing.

604
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,770
-There isn't?
-Mmm-mmm.

605
00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:20,904
Hey, Joe, did you see my sister?

606
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,572
Uh-uh. Everything all right?

607
00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:24,574
Yeah, yeah. How about my dad? Where is he?

608
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:28,036
He took off a while ago
with a bunch of tourists.

609
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,206
-Come on, let's go track the old man down.
-No, thanks, man. This'll be faster.

610
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,419
(EXHALES)

611
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,713
What a dump.

612
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,633
This had better not be a wild goose chase.

613
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:44,928
Somewhere in here I smell the wand.
(EXCLAIMS)

614
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:48,223
-I got her. I found her. She's here!
-She's here!

615
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:50,725
Look.

616
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,603
This is a snapshot.

617
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,648
-She's a ballerina. Isn't that cute?
-"Cute."

618
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,441
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

619
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:01,152
They are the worst. Honestly, those children,

620
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:03,947
how I used to hate
listening to their insipid little wishes

621
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:07,075
as if I had nothing better to do
with the rest of my life!

622
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,243
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

623
00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:10,203
<i>Cinderella.</i>

624
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,790
Oh, God. How I despise this book.

625
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,711
Nothing in this book has ever made
any sense whatsoever.

626
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:22,716
I mean, what kind of masochistic idiot
goes to a ball wearing glass shoes?

627
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,551
<i>JERI: Oliver? Kids?</i>

628
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,428
<i>Wherever you are, I hope you get this.</i>

629
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:30,598
<i>Your callback audition's still on for tonight,</i>
<i>9:30, Palace Тheater.</i>

630
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:31,766
(SNIFFING)

631
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:32,892
Boots,

632
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:37,856
how would you like to get all dressed up
and go to The Palace?

633
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,399
(YIPS)

634
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:43,445
ANABEL: Murray, do you think
anybody lives at that motel?

635
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,696
MURRAY: No, dear. If you recall,

636
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:48,074
the Clampetts struck oil and then
moved to Beverly Hills. Remember that?

637
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,744
Look, a payphone!
Maybe we can call my dad.

638
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,455
I don't know. It doesn't... No, it's broken.

639
00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:55,373
How many days did you say
till your dad's big audition?

640
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,917
Not days. He's got to sing at 9:30 tonight.

641
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:02,672
Murray.

642
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,174
You're on my property!

643
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,891
-Greetings.
-Now stop right there!

644
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,101
Oh!

645
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,771
How elegant.

646
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:25,278
My name is Murray and this is Anabel.
And, you must be...

647
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,574
Oh! "Roy."

648
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:35,080
Hey, Anabel, honey, say hello to Roy.

649
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,624
It ain't Roy!

650
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,709
But it says on his shirt.

651
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:40,877
It ain't my shirt!

652
00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,545
That ain't his shirt, honey.

653
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,008
Oh! How very artistic.

654
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,469
-"Duane."
-So, who's Roy?

655
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:51,763
Got a brother Roy!

656
00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:53,223
Is that his shirt?

657
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:54,974
Was.

658
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,229
Roy's dead.

659
00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,647
I needed a clean shirt.

660
00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,859
(SOFTLY) He killed his brother
'cause he needed a clean shirt?

661
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:07,612
Well, this is Nebraska.

662
00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:11,157
So, we have got to go. Love to stay.

663
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:14,869
But gotta go,
so say goodbye to primitive man, dear.

664
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,496
Not so fast!

665
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,040
What's that?

666
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:24,254
It's a magic wand, a real one. And it's got
a lot more power than your stupid shotgun.

667
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,883
Honey. She's just a child

668
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:32,220
and doesn't seem to
understand the danger of combining

669
00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:34,222
a deadly weapon and a low IQ.

670
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,432
Let me see that a minute!

671
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:36,850
Mmm?

672
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,185
-Give me that thing just a second now.
-Wanna see what?

673
00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:42,021
Speak English.

674
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,692
Give me that divining rod right now.

675
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,360
(MUMBLING)

676
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:50,155
Let me see that divining rod a second.

677
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:52,699
Sure. Yes.

678
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:55,201
(DUANE MUTTERING)

679
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,286
MURRAY: Just a stick.

680
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:59,038
Let that go! Come on, already.

681
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,875
I'll hang on to this.

682
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:11,134
(MIMICKING DUANE)
Now you just listen up, you good old boy.

683
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:17,223
Now you get those greasy taters
out of your ears so you listen real good.

684
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:22,228
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

685
00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:26,107
Good Lord, that is disgusting!
Take that back.

686
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:27,567
Can you believe him?

687
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,696
You may think that's an old popsicle stick,

688
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:35,366
but that's powerful magic in there, fella.

689
00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,913
-Oh, Roy.
-Hey!

690
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,748
Stop right there!

691
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:47,462
What you going to do? Wave it around,
turn me into some little bunny rabbit?

692
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:50,089
Do it, Murray. Turn him into a little rabbit.

693
00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:57,889
Well, take your best shot. And I'll take mine.

694
00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,934
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

695
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,281
MURRAY: He's not exactly little.

696
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,075
No, not quite a rabbit, either.

697
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,869
Something's not kosher
and I think it's Duane.

698
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:21,037
Murray.

699
00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:23,623
Rabbit, rabbi, it's in the same ballpark.

700
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:27,460
Do you realize if he spits now, we're goners.
Let's go.

701
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:29,963
(ROARING)

702
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,599
MURRAY: Get a clear picture in your head,
where do you want to go?

703
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,477
-Central Park and hurry!
-Close your eyes!

704
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:46,479
Oh, just do it already!

705
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,356
Shaboom!

706
00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:50,858
(SCREAMING)

707
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,238
(SEALS BARKING)

708
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,489
Excuse me, Anabel,

709
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,158
dear, but what exactly were you thinking?

710
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,743
ANABEL: It's my favorite part of Central Park.

711
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,746
No, thanks! Already ate!

712
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,624
Come on, we've got to go find Dad.

713
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,876
-All right. Well, The Plaza Hotel is that way.
-That way.

714
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,962
Have you seen my dad?

715
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,505
No.

716
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,090
Have you seen my dad?

717
00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:15,216
Sorry.

718
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,887
Anabel, you just missed Charlie.
He's been looking to find you.

719
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,472
I told him where your dad was.

720
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,599
This is my fairy...

721
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:25,310
Fairly new friend. We just met.

722
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,103
How are you doing? Good to see you.

723
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:29,897
Need a lift to your dad? Hop in.

724
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,110
(ALL CHATTERING)

725
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,034
Closer to the horse. That's right.

726
00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:43,620
She likes you.

727
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,413
Don't you, Duchess?

728
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:47,665
MURRAY: Okay, driver, this is good.
ANABEL: It's good, right?

729
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,667
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Joe, this is good.

730
00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:53,087
You sure? Happy to take you around.

731
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,632
We're going to surprise him.

732
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,550
MURRAY: Okay, let's do this!

733
00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,969
Okay, Anabel, you gotta help me here.

734
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,471
Which one is your dad?

735
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,556
ANABEL: He's the one with the brown coat
and the big hat.

736
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:07,852
Okay, close your eyes and just
visualize your wish coming true and just...

737
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,896
That's good. Visualize.

738
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:16,486
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

739
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,490
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

740
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,078
What the...

741
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,747
My hat! Hey, grab my hat!

742
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,135
Oh!

743
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,031
Dad? Dad!

744
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,617
Anabel, where have you been?
Here, lose something?

745
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,995
When Dad finds out about what you did,
you're going to be in some...

746
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,415
Hey, mister, sorry.
We don't got any spare change,

747
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,999
so just take a hike, all right.
Just leave us alone.

748
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,084
Anabel, honey.

749
00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:14,877
-You see, Dad...
-CHARLIE: Anabel, who's this bum?

750
00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:16,587
And what's he doing with your magic wand?

751
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:18,548
It's not my wand, Charlie. It's his.

752
00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:22,051
And I am not a bum, thank you.
Do you want to tell him or should I?

753
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:23,803
-Tell me what?
-This is Murray,

754
00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:27,598
he's my fairy godmother.

755
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,684
Male fairy godmother.

756
00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:31,811
Anabel, what's going on here?
Where's Dad and Duchess?

757
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:35,356
-They were just here, right?
-I'm not sure about Duchess, but Dad's...

758
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,275
Where? I don't see him.

759
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,068
That's Dad.

760
00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,487
CHARLIE: No, that's a statue.
That doesn't even look like Dad.

761
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,365
Well, trust me. It is. I saw Murray use magic.

762
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,617
-WOMAN: It's a mouse!
-I hate mice!

763
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:47,952
(MURRAY EXCLAIMING)

764
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:51,038
ANABEL: Hey, wait. That's not a mouse.
It's Duchess.

765
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,587
Come on. Come on, Duchess. Come on.

766
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:59,213
CHARLIE: What did this fairy godmother guy
do to you?

767
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:01,048
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

768
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,885
I agree, but twice in one century is excessive,
I think.

769
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,387
Come on. Good girl. Good girl, Duchess.

770
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:09,849
You know,
that mouse might very well be a horse.

771
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,810
-I'm sorry. I don't speak English.
-CHARLIE: I'm putting the horse in your bag.

772
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,480
(IMITATING GERMAN)

773
00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:19,358
Ah.

774
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:22,111
Yes, that's good. I write you later.

775
00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:26,783
All right, I think I got it.
You're supposed to be 1 00 yards.

776
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:30,870
That's definitely more than 1 00 yards,
so you have to be within 1 00 yards.

777
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,623
I think I was just too far.
I was blaming it on the wand.

778
00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:37,585
This is going to be fine, okay.
Now, look at this. Ready?

779
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:42,924
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

780
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:47,094
Oh.

781
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:51,307
CHARLIE: All right, all right. Enough.
Where is Dad? And who is this nut?

782
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,560
-Nut.
-Charlie, let me have a minute.

783
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:56,687
I liked him better when he was asleep.

784
00:46:56,772 --> 00:47:00,191
There's a pushy quality when he's awake
that doesn't quite work.

785
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,984
This is a mess.

786
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,028
I know. It's not good.

787
00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:08,407
You really are a fairy godmother, aren't you?

788
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:10,743
Oh, yeah. Yes. Absolutely.

789
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,581
Then undo it. Undo the spell.

790
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,376
You mean spell reversal?

791
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:20,419
It can be done, can't it?

792
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,005
I've never done it.

793
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:24,715
How long have you been at this?

794
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:31,264
I'm certified, if that's what you're getting at.
And I did very well on the final exams.

795
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,308
I skipped over
some of the true-or-false questions,

796
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:36,519
which, in retrospect, is really dumb

797
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,771
because if you just guess at it,
for heaven's sake, you can...

798
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,357
We what? Fifty-fifty chance
you know what you're doing.

799
00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:43,693
How long?

800
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:51,367
Well, between you and me,

801
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:55,746
this wish of yours would be
my first one solo.

802
00:48:00,335 --> 00:48:01,586
This stinks!

803
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:06,007
I know. It's bad. It isn't good,
but we're dealing with it, remember?

804
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,259
And, nothing's cast in stone.

805
00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,052
Well, with the exception of your father.

806
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,054
Bronze. And that statue, Anabel,

807
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,264
-I'm telling you...
-Go over here.

808
00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:15,141
That is not Dad. I know.

809
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,559
It is, too.

810
00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:18,102
-It is not.
-Guys, guys, trust me.

811
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:21,772
Hortense will straighten this out.
The woman has an answer for everything.

812
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:24,984
This even the right address?

813
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,570
-Trust me. This is the right address.
-Someone could get in there.

814
00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:28,654
Don't look at me.

815
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:32,366
I try to keep the jaws of life experience
down to once a week.

816
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:34,201
-Someone give me a boost.
-This is crazy.

817
00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:35,870
-We're insane. We are all...
-What?

818
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:41,542
Oh! What an excellent idea. My, you're clever.
Here, let me. Okay.

819
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:45,087
CHARLIE: Careful, you don't want
that horse in your bag

820
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,547
to have an accident on your homework.

821
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:48,758
-Very funny.
-(DUCHESS SQUEAKS)

822
00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:50,843
It's okay, Duchess. Stick with me.

823
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:56,641
Attagirl! Now, listen, if anyone asks,
just say you're a friend of Murray's.

824
00:48:56,725 --> 00:49:00,019
Yeah, that ought to carry a lot of weight.

825
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,407
Hello, in there.

826
00:49:14,576 --> 00:49:15,576
Yoo-hoo!

827
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:22,249
(LABORED BREATHING)

828
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:36,138
Oh.

829
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,431
Yo, fairy?

830
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,183
Yeah, that's Mr. Fairy to you.

831
00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:41,227
Did you think of trying the handle?

832
00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:44,772
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

833
00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:46,440
Yo, Anabel. Remember us? Come on.

834
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,526
Get away from me. Go away.

835
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:56,450
Finally, the fairy godmother headquarters.
What took you so long?

836
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:03,332
Murray, is this house haunted?

837
00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:05,710
Not very. No.

838
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:09,213
I heard breathing
and I don't think it was her or me.

839
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:14,468
Hortense?

840
00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:18,472
Wait, wait, wait. This playing card.

841
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,891
-You're telling me this is a person?
-MURRAY: That's her, all right.

842
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,519
She's the queen of the fairy godmothers.

843
00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:25,771
Fairy di tutti fairies.

844
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,400
Hortense, it's Murray.

845
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:31,193
A spell like this...

846
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:33,237
No fairy godmother would ever
do a spell like this.

847
00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:36,115
This is the dark stuff. This is

848
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:37,199
witchcraft.

849
00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:41,996
Now, don't be afraid. I'm here.
It's going to be okay.

850
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,497
Hopefully.

851
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:49,962
Nice and easy. She's very fragile.
Well, I'm assuming she's fragile.

852
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,506
The only thing missing is the syrup
at this point.

853
00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,924
I'm sorry. I just...

854
00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:57,720
This joke's fallen a little flat. There.
That's right.

855
00:50:57,804 --> 00:51:00,056
Okay, just give me a hand here to...

856
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,641
Not literally. No, I mean, just...

857
00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:04,477
That's right. That's very nice.

858
00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:08,856
Okay, so looks like the wand will have to
save the day once again.

859
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,316
(HORTENSE GROANS)

860
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:18,574
All right. Okay, so this is 50 feet.

861
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,367
Wish me luck.

862
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:24,747
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

863
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,416
(COUGHING)

864
00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:40,513
(RENA COUGHING)

865
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:41,972
(MURRAY MUMBLING)

866
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:46,894
Hello, Murray.

867
00:51:46,978 --> 00:51:48,354
Why, Rena.

868
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,439
What a pleasant surprise.

869
00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:51,982
You said you'd call me.

870
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:54,693
-Well things got busy. Yes?
-Murray? Murray?

871
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,362
-Is she your girlfriend?
-No, no, no. She's not...

872
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,072
Hey, Anabel, check it out.
He's got a girlfriend.

873
00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:00,491
-She is not my girlfriend.
-Then who is she?

874
00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:02,118
I was really very disappointed...

875
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,994
Yeah, can we possibly discuss this...

876
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,330
HORTENSE: All of you, pay attention!

877
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:08,707
We've got a crisis on our hands.

878
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,960
Little girl, who are you?

879
00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:14,964
Um, hi, my name is Anabel.
This is my brother, Charlie.

880
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,007
And we came here
'cause Murray thought you could help.

881
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:21,011
You see, he's trying to grant me a wish and...

882
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,556
And nothing really. It's just...

883
00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:27,518
You know how it happens.
The spell went ever so slightly awry.

884
00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,061
CHARLIE: Yes, ever so slightly wrong.

885
00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:32,189
Goodness, Murray.
What have you been doing with our wand?

886
00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:33,482
Get to work, Rena.

887
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:36,318
For what we're up against,
it's going to need a quick fix.

888
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,655
I'm sorry. "For what we're up against."
What would that mean, dear?

889
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:40,906
Come with me, pumpkin.

890
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,449
Okay, now that's heavy.

891
00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:43,826
-Charlie, would you maybe help us...
-Pumpkin.

892
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:46,704
-I'm very comfortable...
-Would you just give us a hand, please?

893
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:51,417
Are you really
the head of all the fairy godmothers?

894
00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,586
I am, yes.

895
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,672
I tried to keep my wish simple...

896
00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:58,716
There's no such thing as a simple wish.

897
00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:01,343
Just put those goggles on,
would you, boys?

898
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:02,428
Cute.

899
00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:06,724
(CLANGING)

900
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,476
So, tell me about your wish.

901
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:14,023
My dad got turned into a statue
and I don't know why.

902
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,482
Was there anything else?

903
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:21,697
His horse got turned into a mouse,
and his carriage got turned into a pumpkin.

904
00:53:21,781 --> 00:53:23,115
HORTENSE: Stop right there.

905
00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:27,036
This spell of Murray's,
it must be lifted before midnight.

906
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:31,790
After that, your father will most likely
remain a statue forever.

907
00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:36,420
You promised her what?

908
00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:38,505
Nothing, I just said
that we'd get the wands back.

909
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:43,219
From Claudia's? No, no. Forget it.
Absolutely not.

910
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:46,430
Murray, we've got to.
We've got to get to the park before midnight,

911
00:53:46,514 --> 00:53:48,390
otherwise Dad will be a statue forever.

912
00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:51,518
Look, there has got to be some sort of...

913
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,025
Oh!

914
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:06,367
Anabel, honey, listen,

915
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,662
we cannot go to Claudia's. I mean,

916
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:12,748
first of all,
I don't even know where she lives.

917
00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,667
And secondly, she hates my guts.

918
00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:16,961
Is this another one of your ex-girlfriends?

919
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,255
Look, let's just try to stick to the topic,
shall we?

920
00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,507
-If Dad misses his audition...
-CHARLIE: If? Anabel,

921
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,551
it's 9:1 5, game over, that's it.

922
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,429
Listen, now, let me tell you something.

923
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:31,183
It ain't over until the flat lady sings.

924
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:33,352
Get it?

925
00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:35,479
"Flat" lady, "fat" lady?

926
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,317
-Don't worry about it. It's just...
-Murray,

927
00:54:41,194 --> 00:54:44,530
remember last night when you told me
that I had to take a rain check?

928
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:56,917
Okay, go backstage, find your dad's agent
and tell him to stall, okay?

929
00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,627
-CHARLIE: Yeah, okay.
-You gotta get us to the balcony.

930
00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,212
ANABEL: Follow me.

931
00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,257
Charlie, thank God.

932
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:04,967
-Where's your dad?
-He just got a little stuck.

933
00:55:05,051 --> 00:55:08,304
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>I give you now Mr. Tony Sable,</i>

934
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:13,559
<i>who, with your generous backing,</i>
<i>will be the star of my 23rd consecutive hit.</i>

935
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,940
-That's the guy, right?
<i>-TONY: Thank you, Lord Richard.</i>

936
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,109
-What are you going to do?
<i>-Maestro.</i>

937
00:55:22,193 --> 00:55:24,486
Time for that rain check.

938
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:25,988
(PIANO PLAYING)

939
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:33,996
(SINGING) Shed not one tear

940
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,791
<i>My dearest Lucie</i>

941
00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:45,049
<i>I must die soon</i>
<i>In one swift moment</i>

942
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,884
Shaboom!

943
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,055
What is going on here?
How am I expected to work...

944
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,390
Now, that's what I call rain.

945
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:56,602
-Anabel, did you see that?
-Yes!

946
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,645
RICHARD: The thunderstorm isn't until Act 2.

947
00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:01,106
Yes, yes, I did it.

948
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,108
Manny, move.
Seriously, what's going on here?

949
00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:05,319
-Manny?
-What do you want with me?

950
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:08,947
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've had a new sprinkler system installed

951
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,533
and there are some bugs left to work out.

952
00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:13,035
RICHARD: My soggiest apologies.

953
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,246
After all, the show must go on.

954
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:18,248
-All right, Mr. Sable. The stage is yours.
-ANABEL: That's it?

955
00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:19,541
-All right, Mr. Sable. The stage is yours.
-ANABEL: That's it?

956
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,460
That guy gets to sing and my dad can't?

957
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,462
It's so unfair.

958
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:25,798
Interesting.

959
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,549
-Did I say something?
-(TONY SINGING)

960
00:56:28,134 --> 00:56:31,678
You ever get that feeling
where you feel a sore throat coming on?

961
00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:33,722
Sort of (GASPS) scratchy?

962
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,849
You mean like a frog in your throat?

963
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,316
Hurry, he's already singing.

964
00:56:45,276 --> 00:56:47,319
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

965
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,031
(CROAKING)

966
00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:55,536
Anything for attention.

967
00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:57,663
Tony? Tony?

968
00:56:58,498 --> 00:56:59,706
Tony?

969
00:57:03,169 --> 00:57:04,169
(CROAKING)

970
00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:09,883
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

971
00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:13,846
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

972
00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:22,062
Now, that is what I call a frog.

973
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:29,319
Not so fast. Get that back to that keyboard.
If you ever want to work here

974
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:32,281
or anywhere else, play.

975
00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:34,950
Now, there's no need for concern,
ladies and gentlemen.

976
00:57:35,034 --> 00:57:37,244
No, no. Keep your seats.
Keep your seats, please.

977
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,621
(SCREAMING)

978
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,208
Anabel? Murray?

979
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,711
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

980
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:57,931
There, there. Don't go.
They're perfectly harmless.

981
00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:01,226
What's a few toads when
Broadway history's about to be made?

982
00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:03,145
MAN: Look, Richard, I love the show.

983
00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:06,398
I love the set, I love the T-shirts,
I love everything!

984
00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:09,318
If you just add a six-foot frog, I'm in.

985
00:58:11,779 --> 00:58:13,071
(FROGS CROAKING)

986
00:58:17,118 --> 00:58:19,620
Well, that's what I get
for getting over excited.

987
00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:21,580
My, oh, my.

988
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,835
Hey, I'm fine. I don't need a doctor.
I need a microphone.

989
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,086
I'm okay. Listen.

990
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:30,589
(SINGING) It’s a far, far better thing that l do

991
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:33,842
Do you see any frogs in there? Look.

992
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:35,928
(JERI SCREAMS)

993
00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,513
Save it for opening night, Tony.

994
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:38,722
-You mean I got the part?
-Yeah.

995
00:58:38,806 --> 00:58:40,307
Wait a minute. Manny, listen to me...

996
00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:42,309
-He wins by default.
-But, Manny...

997
00:58:42,393 --> 00:58:43,936
Sorry, toots. That's show business.

998
00:58:44,145 --> 00:58:46,480
Murray, that was great. I wish I could...

999
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:49,024
-I mean, I...
-I think I know.

1000
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,945
Murray, when I grow up,
I think I want to be a fairy godmother.

1001
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:56,406
You want to take a crack at it. Is that it?
I really shouldn't,

1002
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,200
but there you go.

1003
00:58:58,284 --> 00:58:59,785
Do I hold it like this?

1004
00:58:59,869 --> 00:59:01,036
No, it's more like...

1005
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,039
No, no, no. It's more like with two...
See, it's...

1006
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,500
(MURRAY EXCLAIMS)

1007
00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:07,584
(WAND CLANGING)

1008
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,628
-Where'd it go?
-I...

1009
00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:13,715
ANABEL: Where is it?

1010
00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:18,804
MURRAY: This is a serious problem.

1011
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:22,766
Oh, this is sad.

1012
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,851
-Got you now.
-Boots!

1013
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,854
Back off, Murray. I'll push her over. I will.

1014
00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:30,315
Dead giveaway, Murray.

1015
00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:33,193
Any magic around here
had to come from you.

1016
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,444
Come on. Let her go.

1017
00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:37,531
-Where's Claudia's wand?
-(MUFFLED) I don't know.

1018
00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:39,658
Ah!

1019
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,370
Did your dad ever tell you
the story of Brer Rabbit?

1020
00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:45,831
I know it.
Please, don't throw me in the briar patch.

1021
00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,749
Yes. Yes, that's it. That's good.

1022
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:49,459
(DUCHESS SQUEALS)

1023
00:59:49,627 --> 00:59:51,420
(BOTH GROWL)

1024
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:55,549
-I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
-No!

1025
00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:57,759
MURRAY: Boots, you don't scare us.

1026
00:59:58,052 --> 01:00:00,470
Maybe Claudia could, but not you.

1027
01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:02,180
Claudia?

1028
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:05,809
Please, don't take us to Claudia's.

1029
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:08,812
Oh, please, don't!

1030
01:00:08,896 --> 01:00:09,980
BOOTS: You know what?

1031
01:00:10,898 --> 01:00:13,525
I'm gonna take you to Claudia's.

1032
01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:14,818
To Claudia's?

1033
01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:16,528
No!

1034
01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:17,821
(SQUEALING)

1035
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:22,951
Isn't it frightening, waiting to see
if we're going to Claudia's?

1036
01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:26,955
Come on, we're going to Claudia's.

1037
01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:29,207
Oh, Lordy! No.

1038
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:32,210
What's to become of us?

1039
01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:34,379
Will we survive?

1040
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:39,635
MURRAY: Despair is my new middle name.
Woe is me!

1041
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,219
The end is near.

1042
01:00:41,387 --> 01:00:43,388
Duchess, hey, hey.
Come here, come here. Stay.

1043
01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:45,932
Gotcha.

1044
01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:51,563
MURRAY: Save us!

1045
01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:54,524
Woe is me!

1046
01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:07,704
Whatever you do,
don't show us where the wands are hidden.

1047
01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:09,581
MURRAY: Yes, don't do that.

1048
01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:22,886
CLAUDIA: Nothing.

1049
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,013
Poochcas, I send you out
to fetch me one measly little wand,

1050
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,807
and you failed to do even that. Did you not?

1051
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,100
(WHISPERS) To get to the wands!

1052
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,519
-What?
-I...

1053
01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:31,687
(CLEARING THROAT)

1054
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:35,440
What was that?
Care to share it with the rest of the class?

1055
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:38,944
Boots!

1056
01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:40,278
Guard.

1057
01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:45,742
(GROWLING)

1058
01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:05,387
Princess,

1059
01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,389
-come look me in the eye.
-Don't.

1060
01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,974
(BOTH GROWL)

1061
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:12,602
My wand. You know where it is, don't you?

1062
01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:14,688
MURRAY: Don't talk to her.
Don't even look at her.

1063
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,815
(BOTH BARKING)

1064
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:21,987
Now, surely you have a wish.

1065
01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:23,363
Every creature your age,

1066
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:26,783
any turning of the head,
gives birth to a new longing.

1067
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:33,874
Very well.

1068
01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,667
If need be,

1069
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,754
I will do the choosing.

1070
01:02:39,672 --> 01:02:44,176
This child wishes...

1071
01:02:44,302 --> 01:02:45,302
To

1072
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:49,181
be a great dancer.

1073
01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:50,557
Bingo!

1074
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:51,850
Claudia, don't.

1075
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,152
(BALLET MUSIC PLAYING)

1076
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:10,035
Murray, please help. I don't wanna dance.

1077
01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,203
I can't stop.

1078
01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:12,621
Oh, yes, you can.

1079
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:14,164
Just as soon as you come clean

1080
01:03:14,248 --> 01:03:17,250
about where in this wretched city
you stashed my wand.

1081
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,211
MURRAY: Come on, Claudia.
This is so demented.

1082
01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:21,880
CLAUDIA: What's wrong with this picture?

1083
01:03:21,964 --> 01:03:23,882
Something's off.

1084
01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,967
Dancing all alone,

1085
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,386
doesn't seem like much fun.

1086
01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:30,514
(MURRAY SCREAMING)

1087
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:35,519
(GROANING)

1088
01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:46,738
BOOTS: Claudia,

1089
01:03:47,448 --> 01:03:49,157
we can't leave them dancing forever.

1090
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,367
Oh, they won't last long.

1091
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,202
-BOOTS: Make your bet.
-Murray, please make her stop.

1092
01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:54,913
CLAUDIA: The only question is
which one will break first.

1093
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:56,456
My money's on the midget.

1094
01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:01,419
And we have a fabulous conductor.

1095
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,426
(BOOTS BARKING)

1096
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:12,639
(EXCLAIMS)

1097
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,933
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1098
01:04:21,774 --> 01:04:23,567
(TEMPO INCREASING)

1099
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:36,454
-Help me, Murray.
-Help you?

1100
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:37,581
Help me!

1101
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,628
(TEMPO INCREASING)

1102
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:52,721
(ANABEL EXCLAIMS)

1103
01:04:52,805 --> 01:04:53,972
Put me down!

1104
01:04:54,932 --> 01:04:56,474
-Help!
-MURRAY: Get down!

1105
01:04:56,934 --> 01:04:58,476
(TEMPO INCREASING)

1106
01:04:58,895 --> 01:04:59,895
(SCREAMS)

1107
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:03,231
No! No! No!

1108
01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:04,858
Please...

1109
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:08,820
Put him down.

1110
01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,156
(MURRAY EXCLAIMS)

1111
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:14,951
ANABEL: I give up!
I'll tell everything you wanna know.

1112
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:18,914
I give up! I give up! I give up.
I'll tell everything.

1113
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,790
Anabel! Don't!

1114
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:22,918
I believe we have a winner!

1115
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,921
Oh, you poor darling,
come with me into the parlor.

1116
01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,881
I'll take care of all your wishes.

1117
01:05:27,965 --> 01:05:30,300
You, stay with twinkle toes.

1118
01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:34,054
If he makes a move towards those wands,
give him a taste of the mace.

1119
01:05:34,472 --> 01:05:36,973
Now, my darling, you must be exhausted.

1120
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,309
Can I get you some brandy? A milk?

1121
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:41,019
Both?

1122
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:43,688
Now, just between us girls,

1123
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,274
-where's my wand?
-Central Park.

1124
01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:49,361
-Near the boat lake.
-CLAUDIA: The precise location?

1125
01:05:50,029 --> 01:05:52,697
If I take you, you'll show me, won't you?

1126
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:55,158
Yes, but there's something I want in return.

1127
01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:58,870
There's always something.

1128
01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:01,373
What? Do you want to go home?

1129
01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:04,209
No, but it was very sweet to think of it.

1130
01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:07,128
Sweet. That's me.

1131
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:08,630
(THUNDER CRASHES)

1132
01:06:08,714 --> 01:06:11,383
So, then what is your wish...

1133
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,218
Your request?

1134
01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:17,847
I want you to use your incredible powers
to release my father from a magic spell

1135
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:20,350
that Murray totally screwed up.

1136
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:21,559
CLAUDIA: Classic, isn't it?

1137
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,229
Well, that's what happens
when you send a man to do a woman's job.

1138
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:26,439
Wait till you hear the details.

1139
01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:29,401
-You won't believe the things he did.
-CLAUDIA: Tell me all.

1140
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:32,070
ANABEL: Well, he took us to Nebraska...

1141
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:34,698
(GROWLS)

1142
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,159
MURRAY: It was worth a try.

1143
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:41,329
BOOTS: You can't fool me,
I'm gonna be a witch.

1144
01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,373
Listen, Bootsie,
I've known many witches in my day,

1145
01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:45,125
and you're no witch.

1146
01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:47,377
Claudia promised me.

1147
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,754
You believed her?

1148
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:54,342
You poor, gullible mutt, she's lying to you!

1149
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:57,929
She'd never lie to me. She's my friend.

1150
01:06:58,389 --> 01:07:02,308
(WHISPERS) She can't keep a promise
to anyone other than herself.

1151
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,773
(SNARLING)

1152
01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:11,276
Go ahead, see for yourself.

1153
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,320
Ow!

1154
01:07:37,511 --> 01:07:38,511
(BOTH GROANING)

1155
01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:40,388
What?

1156
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:48,063
MURRAY: I guess the cleaning lady
didn't show up this week, huh?

1157
01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:48,521
Boots?

1158
01:07:48,522 --> 01:07:49,522
Boots?

1159
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,902
-You were supposed to be watching him.
-I... I, I...

1160
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:55,987
-Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.
-(BOOTS WHINING)

1161
01:07:56,113 --> 01:07:57,280
CLAUDIA: Now do as I told you.

1162
01:07:57,364 --> 01:07:59,741
Get over there and drag that
chest of wands over to the fire

1163
01:07:59,825 --> 01:08:01,951
and burn them. Go on.

1164
01:08:02,286 --> 01:08:03,328
Murray!

1165
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,916
-You weren't thinking of leaving, were you?
-Oh, no.

1166
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,001
I thought we were having so much fun.

1167
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:12,253
-We are.
-Yeah.

1168
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:14,839
You know, you really needn't worry

1169
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:18,343
about being such a miserable failure
as a fairy godmother.

1170
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:20,512
Actually, I'm planning on
phasing all of you out anyway.

1171
01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:23,056
"Actually I'm planning on
phasing all of you out anyway."

1172
01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:25,850
How dare you mock me!

1173
01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:27,727
"How dare you mock me!"

1174
01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:28,978
Cut it out!

1175
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:31,272
"Cut it..." (CHOKING)

1176
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:34,943
Listen, buster, you are talking
to the future queen of darkness here.

1177
01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:38,279
You don't seem so confident about that.

1178
01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,323
-Look at those worry lines.
-(GASPS)

1179
01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:48,873
Liar.

1180
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:51,793
You know, normally, I enjoy liars.

1181
01:08:52,044 --> 01:08:55,130
But in your case,
I believe I will have to make an exception.

1182
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:59,467
I'm not lying.
Right next to that wart that's growing.

1183
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,136
Wart?

1184
01:09:04,431 --> 01:09:06,933
I have a lighter,
if you'd like to burn it off, sweetie.

1185
01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:13,022
Murray, I'm just about ready
to break every bone in your body.

1186
01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:18,736
"Murray, I'm just about ready
to break every bone in your..."

1187
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:20,446
(GROANING)

1188
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:23,825
(LAUGHING)

1189
01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:29,747
What's that?
Feeling a little al dente today, are we?

1190
01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:32,750
Oh, no. No, Murray, don't.

1191
01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,461
You'll smudge my wax.

1192
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:40,133
Men.

1193
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:44,929
They'll always be putty in my hands.

1194
01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:51,436
I'd love you to tell me
where you hid my wand!

1195
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:54,272
(MURRAY SCREAMING)

1196
01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:56,608
(CLAUDIA LAUGHING)

1197
01:09:58,277 --> 01:09:59,819
(MURRAY GROANING)

1198
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:10,538
(SIGHS) Now is the time for all good men
to spill the beans.

1199
01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:15,710
Aw. Look at the poor little fairy godmother.

1200
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,718
Think you're so magical, do you?

1201
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,850
-Wait, wait. Here, burn this.
-What?

1202
01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:32,602
Go ahead.

1203
01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:35,605
-You're getting rid of it?
-Could be.

1204
01:10:36,982 --> 01:10:39,150
But it's a perfectly good old shoe.

1205
01:10:40,444 --> 01:10:42,987
-I love old shoes.
-Sit.

1206
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:46,532
ANABEL: Good girl. Stay.

1207
01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:51,204
CLAUDIA: Great, what now?

1208
01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:58,127
And you, what an annoying
yet undeniably cunning child.

1209
01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,504
(CLATTERING)

1210
01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:02,006
(SCREAMS)

1211
01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:04,342
Yes.

1212
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,222
Still has its old snap.

1213
01:11:10,557 --> 01:11:12,976
Olly, olly, oxen free!

1214
01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:16,479
Come on, both of you move.

1215
01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:19,232
Come on.

1216
01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:20,525
Tired of this game.

1217
01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:22,026
(TICKING)

1218
01:11:25,197 --> 01:11:26,864
(THUNDER CRASHING)

1219
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:37,709
All the time, all the planning, all the magic
that went into making my wish come true.

1220
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:41,296
There were times when I thought to myself,

1221
01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:46,217
"Can one modest little witch
really make a difference?"

1222
01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:47,468
But then I thought,

1223
01:11:47,928 --> 01:11:50,722
"What if Lucrezia Borgia
had ever thrown in the towel, huh?"

1224
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,098
Ah.

1225
01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:53,808
I go on.

1226
01:11:53,892 --> 01:11:59,314
I go on confident that, in the end,
evil will triumph over good.

1227
01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:01,357
Very touching, if you were a troll.

1228
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,651
(CLAUDIA SCOFFS)

1229
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:04,736
(MURRAY GASPS)

1230
01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:06,821
(EXCLAIMS)

1231
01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:07,905
BOOTS: Claudia,

1232
01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:10,283
can I ask you a question?

1233
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:11,951
-No.
-But

1234
01:12:12,661 --> 01:12:13,661
what about...

1235
01:12:14,246 --> 01:12:16,247
-What about me?
-You?

1236
01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:18,750
Is that all you ever think about?

1237
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:21,794
You exist on this planet for the sole reason

1238
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,881
that one night, in a weak moment,
when my cable was out,

1239
01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,760
I chose to tolerate your companionship.

1240
01:12:28,927 --> 01:12:30,219
Aren't I your best...

1241
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,929
What? Friend?

1242
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,348
Is that the word?

1243
01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:35,141
You?

1244
01:12:35,225 --> 01:12:38,353
You and your needy little eyes
and your twitchy ears.

1245
01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:42,106
You, with your incessant whining
and scratching!

1246
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:45,735
You, who fills the air with an acrid stench
every time

1247
01:12:45,819 --> 01:12:48,237
-you come in the room after the rain.
-I got it, I got it!

1248
01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:51,491
Does that mean you're not going to be
making me your partner?

1249
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,619
Partner? (CACKLES)

1250
01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:56,454
But you promised!

1251
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:59,624
Only a dumb mutt would believe
a witch's promise.

1252
01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:01,125
(GROWLING)

1253
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:07,382
(SCREAMING)

1254
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,842
Well, that's it, Boots. You're gonna be fixed.

1255
01:13:11,178 --> 01:13:13,096
MURRAY: You kids better
get these wands out of here.

1256
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,430
(BOOTS WHINING)

1257
01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:16,349
CLAUDIA: I've had just about enough.

1258
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:19,811
Okay, okay. Get the wands out of here. Hurry!
You've got 1 5 minutes.

1259
01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:21,104
Don't stop for anything.

1260
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,651
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

1261
01:13:28,862 --> 01:13:29,862
(MURRAY SCREAMS)

1262
01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,657
CLAUDIA: Bite me, will you?

1263
01:13:50,175 --> 01:13:52,260
-You're gonna get...
-No! No, you...

1264
01:13:52,469 --> 01:13:53,719
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1265
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:56,347
MURRAY: Get away from my wand.

1266
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:59,183
-Get me back that wand.
-You gonna...

1267
01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:03,020
-MURRAY: You witch...
-CLAUDIA: That wand...

1268
01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:10,236
-Wand. You better get...
-MURRAY: No!

1269
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,737
(BOTH EXCLAIM)

1270
01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:24,417
CLAUDIA: Boots, show yourself right now
and maybe I won't have you stuffed.

1271
01:14:26,795 --> 01:14:27,879
(SCREAMING)

1272
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:34,510
You stupid animal.
Get back here with my wand.

1273
01:14:35,429 --> 01:14:36,554
There you are.

1274
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:46,314
All right, Boots. Drop the wand at my feet,
and I'll send you to the pound

1275
01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:48,149
with a nice little rubber mouse, huh?

1276
01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:49,233
MURRAY: Come on, Bootsie,

1277
01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:51,903
you want me to rub your little tummy?

1278
01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:54,405
Drop it now!

1279
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,575
MURRAY: Come on, Bootsie.

1280
01:15:00,704 --> 01:15:03,289
Get back here, you stupid animal.

1281
01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:08,794
Oh, yes, Bootsie. Good girl, Boots. Yes!

1282
01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:12,423
Good riddance to you both!

1283
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:15,176
No!

1284
01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:17,011
No!

1285
01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:18,513
(SCREAMING)

1286
01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:23,351
No! No!

1287
01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:31,317
Do something, you idiot!

1288
01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:33,986
O Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

1289
01:15:34,112 --> 01:15:36,447
now who's the smartest of them all?

1290
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:39,825
I am. I am! I am!

1291
01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:40,910
Uh-oh!

1292
01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:43,329
(CLAUDIA SCREAMING)

1293
01:15:43,413 --> 01:15:46,040
We are. We are.

1294
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:49,043
Where's my chin? Where's my...

1295
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:54,674
Wave goodbye, Bootsie.

1296
01:15:54,758 --> 01:15:57,051
Perhaps it's time for some quiet reflection.

1297
01:15:57,594 --> 01:16:00,304
Murray!

1298
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,642
Almost slipped on some collagen.

1299
01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,561
Murray, don't leave me like this.

1300
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:10,314
You broke a mirror.
It's seven years bad luck, I tell you!

1301
01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:13,693
-Come on, Murray, come on, come on.
-Hurry, hurry.

1302
01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:15,444
The boat lake in Central Park. Move it!

1303
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,742
Faster! If we don't get to Central Park
before midnight,

1304
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,661
my dad will be a statue forever!

1305
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:36,173
MURRAY: Anabel, quickly
get a picture in your head.

1306
01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:41,762
All right. Here we go.

1307
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:58,571
(STUTTERING) Shaboom!

1308
01:16:58,655 --> 01:17:00,531
(CLOCK TOLLING)

1309
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:11,292
(MEOWING)

1310
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:15,338
(DUCHESS SQUEALING)

1311
01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:17,715
Duchess!

1312
01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,231
CHARLIE: That's it?

1313
01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:40,571
I'm sorry, I...

1314
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:46,243
I've nothing left.

1315
01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:48,746
What? How can you say that?

1316
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:51,916
Murray, just forget about
what Hortense said about midnight.

1317
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:56,337
If you remember, she also said
the real magic comes from inside.

1318
01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,089
So let's all hold hands.

1319
01:17:58,173 --> 01:17:59,173
(CHARLIE GROANS)

1320
01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:01,342
-You, too, Charlie.
-Do I have to?

1321
01:18:01,426 --> 01:18:03,928
-ANABEL: Yes.
-Aw, man, this is so stupid.

1322
01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:07,098
ANABEL: Charlie, for once in your life,
don't be a jerk.

1323
01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:09,975
Now see the wish.

1324
01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:33,916
(DUCHESS NEIGHING)

1325
01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:04,071
Dad! Dad! It's really you.
You won't believe this.

1326
01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:06,782
First I went to Nebraska
and this giant rabbi almost stepped on me,

1327
01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:09,326
and then Duchess turned into a mouse.

1328
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:10,411
It's really you!

1329
01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:14,623
Anabel, come here. Of course, it's me.
Anabel, Charlie. What?

1330
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,959
What are we doing here? It's...

1331
01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:18,085
It's like...

1332
01:19:19,504 --> 01:19:20,921
What time is it?

1333
01:19:21,673 --> 01:19:24,008
It's after midnight. The callback!

1334
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:25,676
I'm supposed to be at The Palace.

1335
01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,764
Okay, look,
I'm gonna have to call Jeri, they...

1336
01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:33,601
Did something happen to me?

1337
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,020
No, no. Of course not.

1338
01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,565
Wait right here, Dad. You gotta meet Murray.

1339
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,942
-He is right over here.
-Yeah, he's her fairy godmother.

1340
01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:43,319
He's a really cool guy.

1341
01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:45,112
-Murray? Murray?
-OLIVER: Come on, Duchess.

1342
01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:46,864
Come on, let me get you hitched up.

1343
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:49,074
CHARLIE: Where is he? Where's the taxi?

1344
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:54,580
It's okay, Anabel.

1345
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,542
We didn't get to say goodbye
or thanks or anything.

1346
01:19:58,919 --> 01:20:01,170
CHARLIE: But he was
one hell of a fairy godmother.

1347
01:20:02,005 --> 01:20:03,005
Oh, your tooth!

1348
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,466
Well, give it to me. So you don't lose it.

1349
01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:08,761
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

1350
01:20:08,845 --> 01:20:11,055
-I'm gonna miss Murray.
-I know.

1351
01:20:11,556 --> 01:20:14,558
I'm happy for him, though.
First one he got right.

1352
01:20:14,726 --> 01:20:16,310
OLIVER: What are you guys talking about?

1353
01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:17,895
MAN: Opening night. Get your program.

1354
01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:24,318
(SINGING) Far, far, better thing than l do now

1355
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:28,614
MANNY: Keep it going, keep it moving.

1356
01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:29,698
Rabble over here.

1357
01:20:30,325 --> 01:20:33,828
-All right, you're up.
-Warming up for your one note in Act 2?

1358
01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:36,872
There's no shame in being an understudy.

1359
01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:39,250
I'm sure you'll be one again someday.

1360
01:20:39,751 --> 01:20:41,418
MANNY: Hurry now, come on.
Everyone, get in their place.

1361
01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:44,213
Watch your step, Tony. Don't fall.

1362
01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:46,632
MANNY: Kids at the back, come on.

1363
01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:47,967
I can't believe you did that.

1364
01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:51,262
The only way I'll be the lead
in this show is if he...

1365
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,222
I don't know, kicks the bucket or...

1366
01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:57,101
JERI: Relax. You're just saying
what everyone else...

1367
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,195
-Okay, kids, time to go.
-CHARLIE: Good luck, Dad.

1368
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,282
TONY: Look at this. Who is this psycho?
I want a restraining order against this guy.

1369
01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:13,534
-Tony, gotta go.
-Miss Drescoll... When I'm good and ready.

1370
01:21:13,618 --> 01:21:15,369
What is with this dressing room?
It's more like a toilet.

1371
01:21:15,453 --> 01:21:17,246
It is a closet, Michael. It is a toilet.

1372
01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:19,790
One word, "big." I want "big."

1373
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:22,126
You know what I love about you? Nothing!

1374
01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:24,920
Get out of my sight before I throw up.

1375
01:21:25,171 --> 01:21:27,298
Thanks for the flowers, they're beautiful.

1376
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:30,009
TONY: And another thing,
I am the star of this show.

1377
01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:32,344
That curtain does not go up until I am ready.

1378
01:21:32,470 --> 01:21:34,138
-I'm sick and tired of this whole thing.
-Shaboom!

1379
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,306
TONY: Look at me.

1380
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,475
I think in percent and in return I expect 1 00%.

1381
01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:40,644
-Have you got that?
-I have it.

1382
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:43,981
(SCREAMING)

1383
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,115
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

1384
01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:54,199
(GROANS)

1385
01:21:56,786 --> 01:21:59,038
Agony. I am in agony.

1386
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:04,501
I think my leg is broken.
I think that my leg is broken.

1387
01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:06,128
You know what? This show cannot go on.

1388
01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:07,671
I don't believe this curtain can go up.

1389
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:09,256
-I do not think this show can go on.
-RICHARD: Mr. Sable...

1390
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:10,925
But this show will go on.

1391
01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:13,761
...I have had it with you
and your temperament.

1392
01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:16,263
You are out of my show,
do you hear me? Out!

1393
01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,265
You'll not set foot on stage. Wardrobe!

1394
01:22:18,808 --> 01:22:20,684
OLIVER: I'll be looking for you
in the third row, aisle.

1395
01:22:20,769 --> 01:22:23,562
RICHARD: Hold the curtain and open
the microphone for an announcement.

1396
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:24,980
-Easy.
-Okay, come on.

1397
01:22:25,857 --> 01:22:27,524
Okay, cue the announcement.

1398
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:29,026
Everybody, stand by.

1399
01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:31,236
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

1400
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,697
at tonight's performance of Two Cities,

1401
01:22:33,865 --> 01:22:36,283
<i>the role of Sydney Carton,</i>

1402
01:22:36,368 --> 01:22:38,619
<i>listed in your program</i>
<i>as played by Tony Sable,</i>

1403
01:22:38,703 --> 01:22:39,954
(EXCLAIMS)

1404
01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:42,331
<i>will be played by Oliver Greening.</i>

1405
01:22:42,415 --> 01:22:43,415
(CHARLIE EXCLAIMS)

1406
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,875
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1407
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:48,963
Sorry.

1408
01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:57,096
Oh!

1409
01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:04,311
Don't you enjoy
all of Lord Richard's love melodies?

1410
01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:12,820
-(POPS)
-(WOMAN GASPS)

1411
01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:15,489
(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)

1412
01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:24,373
(SINGING) The rats come creeping out

1413
01:23:24,457 --> 01:23:26,208
<i>A certain slanted son shall die</i>

1414
01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:28,877
<i>Instinctively, we bow</i>

1415
01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:32,089
<i>Тheir carriages just pass us by</i>

1416
01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:35,050
Lovers...

1417
01:23:35,135 --> 01:23:37,094
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

1418
01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:49,231
<i>It's a far, far better thing</i>

1419
01:23:49,315 --> 01:23:52,526
<i>That I do now</i>

1420
01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:58,866
<i>Than I have ever done before</i>

1421
01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:01,910
<i>You'll want to miss me</i>

1422
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:04,079
<i>But not to kiss me</i>

1423
01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:08,542
<i>It's a far, far better thing</i>

1424
01:24:08,626 --> 01:24:12,129
<i>That I do now</i>

1425
01:24:12,255 --> 01:24:18,010
<i>Than I've ever done</i>

1426
01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:24,933
-Before
-(CHOKING)

1427
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:10,312
-Hello, Boots. There you go.
-Thank you.

1428
01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:12,147
A hit, a palpable hit.

1429
01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:14,691
Come on, honey. Let's go. There we go.

1430
01:25:21,866 --> 01:25:23,283
Yes, sir, you got it.

1431
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:29,832
<i>New York Post!</i>

1432
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:33,335
50-foot rabbi terrorizes Nebraska!