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All my life I've been
in love with Missy McCloud.
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That's her, back at her
first grade birthday party.
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Even at the age of six,
Missy was the kind of girl...
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that everyone just liked
being around, me especially.
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That's me in the back, with the
little red fireman's hat on.
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And that is the most amazing
present in the world.
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It took me almost a year
to save up enough to buy it.
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And when she opened it, I was sure
she'd fall helplessly in love with me.
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- It couldn't fail.
- I love it.
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Johnny, don't you have
something for Missy?
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This was it, my golden moment.
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In front of everyone, the most
exotic creature alive...
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would fall totally in love
with me, forever.
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I had the confidence.
I had the gift.
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- Well, son?
- But I wimped out.
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All right, kids, cake time!
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Come on!
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What are you
looking at, dirtbag?
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Here, honey,
you sit there.
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Make a wish.
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- Happy birthday!
- That's my girl.
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Over the next
12years, I lusted after Missy.
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She filled out
in all the right places...
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the ones I'd been reading about
in the National Geographic.
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The more she grew up, the more
helplessly in love I became.
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That was the problem.
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Well, you know what they say:
love makes you do crazy things.
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Well, my love for Missy drove me
to do the most unimaginable thing...
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one human being can do to another,
but that comes later.
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My story begins at the end of
my senior year in high school...
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on the historic day after Missy broke up
with Buck Van Patten...
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her boyfriend
for the last six years.
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I was ecstatic.
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This day was the beginning
of the end of my life.
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Damn right, 7:15.
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Huh.
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Doom.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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- What's your hurry there, son?
- Today I'm going to ask...
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the most perfect girl
in the world to the prom.
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Oh, you're going to ask
your own mother, eh?
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Oh, you.
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Sit down, honey.
Breakfast is ready.
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- No time, Mom.
- Always time for a good breakfast.
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- You're absolutely right.
- A donut isn't breakfast.
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It's fine, Ma.
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Where's the vitamin C?
Where's the fiber?
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I'll eat on the way.
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Well, that way better not take you
across Mrs.Jones's yard, son.
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We don't want the neighbors
to think ill of us.
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Hi, Mrs. Smith.
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Morning, Johnny.
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Morning, Mrs.Jones. Hope
you don't think ill of me.
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Oh!
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Good morning.
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Hi.
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Hi, Johnny. - Hello.
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- Good morning, John.
- Beautiful day!
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It certainly is.
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Slow it down, Johnny.
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- Hi, Mrs. Applebaum.
- Hi, Johnny. How are you?
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There she is.
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That's Missy, all grown up.
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And that's my friend Eddie.
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He's a dick, but I like him.
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Hey, Missy. I just wanted to say
you look really nice today...
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in a physically perfect,
newly available kind of way.
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- Thanks.
- Extinguish all talking.
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Now who can tell me
how heroes are created?
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- Gerald?
- Th-That's a tricky question.
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I don't think heroes are born,
I think they're made.
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They're normal men faced with
extraordinary circumstances.
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My personal hero
is Jane Goodall.
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When she was born she didn't know
anything about apes and their culture...
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but as she grew, she
studied really hard--
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Hey, Tiger.
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- You talkin' to me?
- Mm-hmm.
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I know that you've been really concerned
lately that you're still a virgin...
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and you don't have
a date to the prom.
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And that you're
sexually stupid.
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But those things,
they mean nothing to me.
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I love you just the way you are.
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Oh, I see. I'm dreaming.
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Johnny! Dingle!
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We're here at the Fairview gymnasium,
the site of Johnny Dingle's...
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most ambitious
sexual challenge to date.
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And there's
Johnny Dingle himself...
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looking really pumped up
for tonight's event.
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The crowd just loves this kid!
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It looks like he may go
all the way tonight!
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And there he goes!
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- Oh, and a flag on the play!
- What?
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Personal foul.
The challenger, Johnny Dingle...
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is not using
a regulation-size unit.
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He's disqualified!
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What do you mean it's not regulation?
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This is the most pathetic
sexual fantasy I've ever seen.
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Say good night, sex boy.
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No!
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Go get her.
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Attention, students.
There will be a surprise fire drill...
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- Missy.
- Yeah?
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I, uh, I have something
I want to ask.
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Okay, shoot.
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- Are you trying to hypnotize me?
- No, no, um.
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No, what I want
to ask you is this:
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since you're not
seeing Buck anymore...
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I was wondering if
maybe you'd like to go--
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Make way!
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Move.
Move!
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Buck, what are you doing?
What is this?
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- I am so sorry. I'm an idiot.
- Well, no kidding.
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You stand me up, and then
you don't even call me.
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My car broke down.
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I had to walk eight miles through
the rain to get to a telephone.
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When I got there, you
were already gone.
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Really?
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I would walk on glass...
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and eat donkeys for you.
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I can't live knowing
that you're not mine.
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Will you go
to the prom with me?
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Of course I will, silly.
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I'm sorry too.
Let's not fight anymore.
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What's up, Dingle? Nice zit.
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See you, Johnny.
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- What are you lookin' at, dirtbag?
- Nothing.
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Well, that blew ropy goat
chunks now, didn't it?
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It's not over.
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That's when I came up with the plan
that would change my life forever.
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Andit could have worked too.
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It was swashbuckling,
romantic, daring.
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- All right, let me see it. Let me see it.
- This is absurd.
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Unfortunately, it depended on Eddie.
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All right, give me all your money.
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That was it?
That was menacing?
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All right, news flash.
This just in, Johnny.
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Missy is going to the prom
with Buck. You got it?
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Look, you pretend to kill her,
I save her life...
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she thinks I'm a hero, ditches Buck
and goes to the prom with me.
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How sweet is that?
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This is desperate
and this is sick.
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I think you should
get some therapy. I do.
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With the steadfast
support of my best friend...
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and the cool cunning
of a master tactician...
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I swung into action.
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- Hi, Johnny.
- Hey, there.
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- That it?
- Um--
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- Anything else?
- Yeah, um, these.
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Freeze! Don't move!
Give me your money!
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Give me your mon--
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Give me your money.
Come on, come on--
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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- Are you gonna rob this store?
- Uh, yes, yes, I was.
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But you can rob it if you want.
I can come back tomorrow.
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- I can always come back tomorrow.
- Give me your mask.
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Okay, we have one flyswatter,
one pair of red, fuzzy dice...
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yellow army tank.
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Anything else? Chinese checkers,
a birdhouse, perhaps?
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All right, give me all your money,
or I'll blow your goddamm brains out!
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- Hey! Don't talk to her like that!
- What?
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Who the hell do you
think you are, buddy?
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- Excuse me, do you have a gun?
- No.
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- Then shut up!
- Not so over the top.
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What?
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- Shit.
- Let's go.
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Damn right, "let's go."
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Let's go!
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Look out!
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Johnny?
Johnny?
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Johnny?
Oh!
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Oh, my god.
I'm not dreaming.
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Would you like to go
to the prom with me?
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Sure.
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Great.
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Oh, Johnny, are you lost?
Are you alone?
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If you fall in your empty forest and
you cry out, will no one hear you?
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We here today will join you
in such a short time.
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We will miss you dearly.
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Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
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What once was,
is no longer. Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Good-bye, son.
Be nice to God.
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I made you bologna and mustard
with the edges cut off...
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just the way you like it.
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You eat all of it,
do you hear me?
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You hear your mother?
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Come on, Marge.
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Good-bye, Johnny.
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I wish we could have
gotten to know each other.
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Oh, hi there.
I'm Murray.
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- Murray Brickman.
- Johnny Dingle.
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Nice to meet you,
Johnny Dingle.
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Oh, look at you.
You're a mess.
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Just crawled out
of the grave, did you?
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- I guess so.
- Isn't that something.
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Been a long time since anybody
came back from the dead.
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I think the last time
was Thanksgiving, 15 years ago.
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Hey, wait a minute. Did you say
come back from the dead?
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Yes. You're now one
of the undead, Johnny Dingle.
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Doomed to spend the rest of your days
shunned by the human race.
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- Whoa, where you going?
- Home.
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No, you're not. That's what I'm trying
to tell you, Johnny Dingle.
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You can't ever leave
the cemetery again.
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I'm not gonna live in the cemetery
the rest of my life.
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I got a date Friday night.
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I'm very sorry. You'll
have to break the date.
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You're crazy. I'm going to the prom
with Missy McCloud.
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I'm sure she's very nice,
but you still can't leave.
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Only death awaits you
among the living.
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- I am among the living.
- You're undead.
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Hey, look, just because
I crawled out of a grave...
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doesn't mean
I'm a friggin' zombie.
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It does if you were dead
before you went into the grave.
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Okay, look, I admit
maybe I got shot...
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- but I didn't die.
- You're very unreasonable.
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Excuse me. Where do you
think you're going?
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How could I be dead?
I've never felt better in my life.
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I'm in love.
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- I feel great.
- No, J-Johnny!
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- If you leave, you'll--
- I'll what?
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You'll find out.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Mmm.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, Johnny.
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You know, son, your mother and I
and the ambulance driver...
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and the coroner
and the embalmer...
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were all pretty much convinced
that you were dead.
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I got better.
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Huh.
Well, welcome home, son.
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Thanks.
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Are you hungry? Do you
want something to eat?
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Gee, there's a lot of food
left over from the funeral.
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Oh, my god.
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I am dead.
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Johnny, breakfast is ready.
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Coming, Mom.
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No thanks, Mom.
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Hmm, you look a little
pale this morning, son.
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I'm dead, Dad.
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How about some eggs?
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Not hungry.
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Not hungry, he says.
Did you hear him?
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- Have you got a temperature?
- Of course not.
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I just told you,
I'm dead.
245
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,567
Well, I'm calling Emille Bronson.
246
00:19:53,638 --> 00:19:56,698
I am not going to Dr. Bronson.
I'm not that desperate.
247
00:19:56,775 --> 00:20:02,042
Ho, ho, ho, ho! I guess I know one young
man who's not going to school today.
248
00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:05,139
Hello, Dr. Bronson.
This is Marge Dingle.
249
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:10,176
Dr. Bronson, the reason I called
is our son, Johnny...
250
00:20:10,254 --> 00:20:13,485
died the other day and I was wondering
if you could take a look at him.
251
00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:15,683
Wouldyou like
to talk to him?
252
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:18,193
Sure.
Johnny?
253
00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:20,854
- Eddie Conners?
- Yeah, I'm here.
254
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:26,265
Johnny Dingle? Oh.
255
00:20:33,142 --> 00:20:35,234
Hi, buddy. Hey!
256
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:43,174
Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Cooper. You wouldn't
believe the trouble I had getting here.
257
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,481
I would believe it,
and I'm not impressed.
258
00:20:46,553 --> 00:20:48,885
- You get one demerit.
- But--
259
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:51,136
Just because you're
dead does not mean that
260
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,391
you can come waltzing
in here when you like.
261
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:57,691
- John Craig?
- Present.
262
00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,731
- Linda Given.
- Here.
263
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,700
- Hi.
- Hi.
264
00:21:03,768 --> 00:21:06,202
- Hey, Missy, wait a minute.
- Johnny, hi.
265
00:21:06,271 --> 00:21:08,204
Uh, listen, you know,
I think it's really great...
266
00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:10,706
that you're back from the dead
and all, but I've got gym.
267
00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:14,335
- But wait a minute.
- Is that him? - Yeah!
268
00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:18,714
Look,
maybe she's uncomfortable...
269
00:21:18,782 --> 00:21:21,717
because, you know,
you are recently deceased.
270
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:24,218
- Eddie, come on, be serious.
- I am serious, Johnny.
271
00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:26,380
I'm just dead. It's not like
I'm an asshole or anything.
272
00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:28,889
I didn't say
you were an asshole.
273
00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:34,725
It's just that some people might consider
being dead somewhat... unfashionable.
274
00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:38,163
- That's really shallow of you, Eddie.
- Shut up and eat your food.
275
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:45,132
God! I can't eat this.
It's disgusting.
276
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,901
You never thought it was
disgusting before.
277
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:49,442
This is totally different. They must
have done something weird to it.
278
00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:52,239
If you don't want it, I'll eat it.
279
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:05,623
What?
280
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:08,660
What do you mean, "What?" You just
tried to take a bite out of my arm!
281
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:12,924
Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.
It was just gonna be a little bite.
282
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:15,192
Johnny, you shouldn't
be taking any bites.
283
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,859
- Here, let me--
- No, no, no!
284
00:22:19,436 --> 00:22:23,031
You just get the hell
away from my arm.
285
00:22:29,111 --> 00:22:31,375
See you.
286
00:22:31,447 --> 00:22:34,883
Missy, hey.
287
00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:38,215
I just want to know what time
I should pick you up for the prom.
288
00:22:38,287 --> 00:22:40,720
Um, you shouldn't.
289
00:22:40,788 --> 00:22:45,053
- What do you mean?
- I have to go.
290
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:48,060
Wait a minute. Are you mad 'cause
I tried to take a bite out of Eddie?
291
00:22:48,128 --> 00:22:50,892
- Oh, no, of course not.
- Then what's wrong?
292
00:22:50,964 --> 00:22:52,898
You're not breaking
our date, are you?
293
00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:55,230
- I came back from the dead for this date.
- Well, gee, Johnny...
294
00:22:55,302 --> 00:22:57,896
it's just, I really didn't
expect you to make it.
295
00:22:57,971 --> 00:23:01,667
Well, I wouldn't have asked
if I couldn't make it.
296
00:23:01,741 --> 00:23:03,834
I'm sorry.
297
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:07,174
Hey, look,
it's that dead kid.
298
00:23:07,245 --> 00:23:09,179
It's because I'm dead, isn't it?
299
00:23:09,247 --> 00:23:12,182
- That's why you won't go out with me.
- Don't insult me.
300
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:14,184
You're afraid of what
people might say, aren't you?
301
00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:17,516
Behind your back, everybody whispering,
"There goes Missy with the dead kid."
302
00:23:17,588 --> 00:23:19,852
Look, that has nothing
to do with it, okay?
303
00:23:19,924 --> 00:23:22,518
I only said I would go to the prom
with you because you were dying.
304
00:23:22,593 --> 00:23:26,029
- I'm Buck's girlfriend.
- All right then, forget the prom for now.
305
00:23:26,096 --> 00:23:28,529
- How about a movie? Johnny.
- Hi there.
306
00:23:28,598 --> 00:23:30,691
- Buck, hi.
- Hi.
307
00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:32,859
Dead little snot.
308
00:23:32,935 --> 00:23:36,234
You think you can hang out with us decent
living folks like you're still alive?
309
00:23:36,305 --> 00:23:40,674
Why is everyone making such a big deal
about this? I've only been dead one day.
310
00:23:40,742 --> 00:23:43,370
We're watching you, dead boy.
We don't like your kind.
311
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:45,879
- You're stinkin' up the whole school.
- Chuck!
312
00:23:45,948 --> 00:23:50,714
What are people gonna say? My girlfriend
hanging outwith a decaying kid.
313
00:23:50,785 --> 00:23:53,685
I don't really care what people think
and he's actually a nice guy...
314
00:23:53,753 --> 00:23:56,551
- so cut it out.
- Let's go.
315
00:23:56,623 --> 00:23:59,387
I better not ever catch you
with that dead kid again.
316
00:23:59,459 --> 00:24:02,257
I got a reputation.
317
00:24:02,329 --> 00:24:04,319
Eight o'clock.
318
00:24:07,232 --> 00:24:09,166
This was it.
319
00:24:09,234 --> 00:24:11,828
This was the beginning
of a dream come true.
320
00:24:11,904 --> 00:24:15,499
I picked her up early.
I had all the right moves.
321
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:19,168
I was like Tom Cruise,
only dead.
322
00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:24,339
The stage was set for the most
romantic evening in history.
323
00:24:24,414 --> 00:24:29,909
...womb of hell itself.
324
00:24:29,987 --> 00:24:34,185
Eternally seeking the flesh
of the living.
325
00:24:34,257 --> 00:24:38,693
Bloodthirstyzombies
howling for your flesh.
326
00:24:38,761 --> 00:24:41,285
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
327
00:24:41,363 --> 00:24:44,196
Excuse me.
328
00:24:46,768 --> 00:24:48,702
Thanks.
329
00:24:54,608 --> 00:24:57,873
- What are these?
- Ju Jubes.
330
00:24:57,945 --> 00:25:01,642
Really? Are they good?
I've never had one.
331
00:25:01,715 --> 00:25:04,513
Never?
You've never had a Ju Jube?
332
00:25:04,585 --> 00:25:09,646
- Say, isn't that Buck's girl?
- It sure is.
333
00:25:09,721 --> 00:25:12,781
- What's she doing here with the dead kid?
- I don't know, man.
334
00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:15,554
They're good, right?
But what's the problem?
335
00:25:15,627 --> 00:25:18,562
- They're stuck in my teeth.
- Right, right.
336
00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:23,020
So what you do is take
a drink of your soda.
337
00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:24,499
Why?
338
00:25:24,568 --> 00:25:28,163
Just take a drink. Trust me.
339
00:25:30,774 --> 00:25:33,834
There's something wonderful happening
in your mouth now, right?
340
00:25:39,082 --> 00:25:42,676
I can't believe that you came up
with a whole system for this.
341
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:50,183
- Oh, god, I'm sorry. Let me, um--
- No, it's okay.
342
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:54,024
Bloodthirsty zombies
at the foot of your bed...
343
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:56,688
howling for your flesh.
344
00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:02,099
Zombies, like the one right there!
345
00:26:08,809 --> 00:26:13,802
You know, it's terrible the way those
zombie movies twist the truth like that.
346
00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:17,110
There's a lot of prejudice
against the undead.
347
00:26:29,226 --> 00:26:31,990
Can I touch you?
348
00:26:32,062 --> 00:26:35,862
Uh-huh.
349
00:26:38,402 --> 00:26:40,962
Your skin feels different
than most guys.
350
00:26:41,038 --> 00:26:45,336
- Does that hurt?
- Not much.
351
00:26:45,407 --> 00:26:48,069
Can you even feel it?
352
00:26:48,143 --> 00:26:51,010
Uh-huh.
353
00:26:53,615 --> 00:26:56,175
Can you feel that?
354
00:26:56,251 --> 00:26:59,186
Yeah, I can feel that.
355
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:04,115
I like you, Johnny.
356
00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:09,059
Really? Can I kiss you?
357
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,461
Uh-huh.
358
00:27:35,085 --> 00:27:37,645
Oh, god.
359
00:27:40,390 --> 00:27:43,484
I don't know what it is about you now,
Johnny, but you drive me crazy.
360
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,994
Oh?
361
00:27:46,062 --> 00:27:49,258
- Missy?
- Hmm?
362
00:27:49,331 --> 00:27:55,166
Oh, I know you're already
going with Buck to the prom...
363
00:27:55,236 --> 00:27:59,172
but I was thinking that maybe--
364
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,936
What was that?
365
00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:04,274
Your ear.
366
00:28:04,345 --> 00:28:06,778
What?
367
00:28:06,847 --> 00:28:11,113
- Your ear fell off.
- Oh, shit.
368
00:28:11,185 --> 00:28:13,585
Is that you, sweetheart?
369
00:28:13,654 --> 00:28:16,282
Uh, yes, Dad!
Here, take your ear.
370
00:28:16,356 --> 00:28:18,448
Oh, shit.
371
00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:20,958
But--
372
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:25,293
I heard someone
my age is supposed to be comfortable...
373
00:28:25,363 --> 00:28:28,628
with the way their body changes,
but given the circumstances...
374
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,965
this was too much.
375
00:28:32,037 --> 00:28:35,495
Dr. Bronson?
376
00:28:35,574 --> 00:28:39,134
Dr. Bronson?
377
00:28:42,545 --> 00:28:45,981
- Yes?
- I'm dead.
378
00:29:11,872 --> 00:29:14,272
Okay, well, you're dead...
379
00:29:14,341 --> 00:29:18,937
which is unusual because we don't normally
see this much activity in a dead person.
380
00:29:19,012 --> 00:29:22,277
- Let's look at your symptoms.
- I'm decaying.
381
00:29:22,349 --> 00:29:24,613
Oh, good.
- Decay.
382
00:29:24,684 --> 00:29:27,117
All right.
Is that your ear, then?
383
00:29:27,186 --> 00:29:29,211
It fell off about 20 minutes ago.
384
00:29:29,288 --> 00:29:32,415
May I see it?
385
00:29:32,490 --> 00:29:35,015
It's still in good shape.
It's just not on my head.
386
00:29:35,093 --> 00:29:38,790
Hello? Hello?
I'm just teasing.
387
00:29:38,863 --> 00:29:41,525
- May I keep it?
- No way!
388
00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:46,626
Well, I need skin samples
so I can run some tests.
389
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:50,139
Well... here.
390
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:55,473
Well, that's very disgusting,
but I guess that'll do fine.
391
00:29:55,544 --> 00:30:00,310
Isn't there, um, some kind of medicine
I could take while you look at that?
392
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,316
- A shot or something?
- To avoid decaying?
393
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,318
- Yes!
- No.
394
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,446
Everything that is dead
eventually decays.
395
00:30:07,522 --> 00:30:10,491
Oh, my god.
396
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:15,324
Wait, wait.
I do think maybe I--
397
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,830
- Aha!
- "Aha" what?
398
00:30:17,898 --> 00:30:20,024
I think I can help you
with that ear.
399
00:30:20,099 --> 00:30:24,433
- You want me to glue it on?
- Well, it's either that or the staple gun.
400
00:30:28,574 --> 00:30:32,509
Okay, fine.
This takes care of my ear.
401
00:30:34,246 --> 00:30:37,374
What should I do
about the rest of me?
402
00:30:37,449 --> 00:30:40,350
You really want to know what
I'd do in your situation?
403
00:30:40,419 --> 00:30:44,047
That's when
he sent me to Maggie Benson.
404
00:30:44,121 --> 00:30:46,918
The doctor said that
at the rate I was decaying...
405
00:30:46,990 --> 00:30:50,517
I'dbe dead, really dead,
by tomorrow.
406
00:30:50,593 --> 00:30:52,788
So Maggie was my only choice.
407
00:30:52,862 --> 00:30:55,896
Local legend had it that
her husband came back
408
00:30:55,909 --> 00:30:58,630
from the dead 15 years
ago, just like me.
409
00:30:58,702 --> 00:31:03,229
So if anyone could help me with my
decaying thing, she'd be the one.
410
00:31:03,305 --> 00:31:06,069
Hello?
411
00:31:14,816 --> 00:31:17,910
Anybody here?
412
00:31:26,293 --> 00:31:28,921
Oh, my dear boy.
413
00:31:28,996 --> 00:31:32,362
You're a zombie.
414
00:31:32,431 --> 00:31:36,025
So it ripped right off
in her mouth, did it?
415
00:31:36,101 --> 00:31:39,867
Yes, ma'am.
Right off.
416
00:31:39,938 --> 00:31:45,535
That must have been
so embarrassing.
417
00:31:47,445 --> 00:31:50,505
You have no idea.
418
00:31:50,582 --> 00:31:53,550
She must be quite a gal.
419
00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:55,550
She is.
420
00:31:55,618 --> 00:31:58,212
But I don't know if she'll even
see me after what happened.
421
00:31:58,287 --> 00:32:00,312
Have a little faith.
422
00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:03,484
Things aren't so bad.
423
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:07,153
No, they're pretty bad.
424
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:11,325
I just found out I'm gonna be
really dead by tomorrow.
425
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,335
I was told you knew how to
stop that from happening.
426
00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:17,167
Oh, Johnny, I--
427
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:22,403
I haven't talked about zombies
for a long, long time.
428
00:32:22,476 --> 00:32:26,707
I need to live long enough to go to the
prom tomorrow night. I'll do anything.
429
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:29,749
- Oh, no, don't be so quick to--
- Anything.
430
00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:32,876
Oh, my dear boy,
you don't understand.
431
00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,451
There is something you can do...
432
00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:40,856
but it is a terrible thing.
433
00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,359
Tell me.
434
00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:50,363
Flesh of the living.
435
00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:53,268
The more you eat,
the more time you have.
436
00:32:53,337 --> 00:32:55,702
Are you crazy?
437
00:32:55,772 --> 00:32:57,865
There's nothing else
you can do.
438
00:32:57,941 --> 00:32:59,806
There's got to be.
439
00:32:59,876 --> 00:33:01,726
Look, I almost took a
bite out of my friend
440
00:33:01,739 --> 00:33:03,642
Eddie and it was such
the wrong thing to do.
441
00:33:03,713 --> 00:33:05,613
He's very mad.
442
00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:11,946
- A bite will give you about 20 minutes.
- Twenty minutes?
443
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:12,998
I need a whole day.
444
00:33:13,011 --> 00:33:14,989
Then you'll have to
eat a little more.
445
00:33:15,056 --> 00:33:17,889
- How much more?
- Oh, my goodness, it's hard to say.
446
00:33:17,959 --> 00:33:22,919
An arm, a leg,
a stomach, a foot.
447
00:33:22,997 --> 00:33:25,261
It's not an exact science,
you know.
448
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:28,062
What kind of friggin' nut are you,
tellin' me to go out and eat people?
449
00:33:28,135 --> 00:33:30,501
I'm not telling you
to eat people.
450
00:33:30,571 --> 00:33:36,440
I'm saying eating the flesh of the living
is... buying you a little more time...
451
00:33:36,509 --> 00:33:37,942
but it's an awful price to pay.
452
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,376
Well, it doesn't matter because
I'm not eating anybody!
453
00:33:40,446 --> 00:33:42,277
Well, then you'll be
dead by tomorrow.
454
00:33:42,348 --> 00:33:45,646
- How the hell do you know?
- John Dingle, I know.
455
00:33:45,717 --> 00:33:48,515
Well, I'm gonna find a way.
456
00:33:52,924 --> 00:33:54,858
I have acquired a skin sample...
457
00:33:54,926 --> 00:33:58,019
fromJohnny Dingle,
17 and a zombie.
458
00:33:58,095 --> 00:34:00,961
In order to prevent him
from completely decaying...
459
00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:03,464
I must use his flesh
to create a serum...
460
00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:08,334
that will actually reverse the natural
process of decay we all suffer...
461
00:34:08,404 --> 00:34:10,964
as we grow older.
462
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,975
It stands to reason that his zombie
flesh should contain within it...
463
00:34:14,043 --> 00:34:17,443
the genetic code for the reanimation
of dead tissue.
464
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:22,814
Ergo, life after death.
465
00:34:49,474 --> 00:34:51,840
Hi, Johnny.
466
00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:57,507
Hi. What are you doing here?
467
00:34:57,582 --> 00:35:01,450
Oh, I just came by
to see how you were.
468
00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:03,453
How's your ear?
469
00:35:03,521 --> 00:35:06,785
Fine. Good as new.
470
00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:10,121
Let me see.
471
00:35:10,193 --> 00:35:15,187
Wow! You know, you can hardly
even tell it ripped off your head.
472
00:35:15,264 --> 00:35:20,792
You think so? I was feeling
a little insecure about it.
473
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,633
You know, Johnny...
474
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:26,970
you're a really
good-looking guy.
475
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:30,136
- You think so?
- Absolutely.
476
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,475
A little style in your--
477
00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:35,140
- Oh, shit.
- What?
478
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,150
Sorry.
479
00:35:38,218 --> 00:35:40,812
Oh, that's all right.
It's not your fault.
480
00:35:40,887 --> 00:35:43,481
Here, let me see if I can just--
481
00:35:45,225 --> 00:35:47,819
You smell really nice.
482
00:35:47,894 --> 00:35:49,885
Thanks.
483
00:35:54,066 --> 00:35:57,831
Um, my--
484
00:35:57,902 --> 00:35:59,927
I'll get it.
485
00:36:09,346 --> 00:36:11,780
Got it.
486
00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:29,121
Be sure you get it on straight.
487
00:36:29,197 --> 00:36:33,133
Oh, it's on straight.
488
00:36:34,535 --> 00:36:37,470
There. Much better.
489
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,133
Listen, Johnny,
it's getting kind of late.
490
00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:47,305
I should probably be going so you can
lay down and let that nose harden.
491
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:49,814
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Don't leave, don't leave.
492
00:36:49,882 --> 00:36:52,976
- I want to talk toyou--
- Let go!
493
00:36:53,052 --> 00:36:56,647
Johnny, I am not even gonna look.
Just get this thing off of me.
494
00:36:56,722 --> 00:37:00,919
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
495
00:37:00,992 --> 00:37:06,191
No, wait! Everything's fine.
Don't leave. Minor setback.
496
00:37:06,264 --> 00:37:08,697
Johnny, look at you!
497
00:37:08,766 --> 00:37:12,725
I'm fine. Nothing else
is gonna fall off.
498
00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:27,449
Thank you, God.
Thank you, God.
499
00:37:27,517 --> 00:37:29,950
Shake a leg,
Johnny! Breakfast!
500
00:37:30,018 --> 00:37:35,785
Mom, I told you I can't
eat that stuff anymore.
501
00:37:35,856 --> 00:37:39,189
There's got to be
someone I can eat.
502
00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:28,566
- Back off, dead boy.
- Sorry.
503
00:38:28,637 --> 00:38:32,937
- Hi, Johnny.
- Oh, hi.
504
00:38:33,008 --> 00:38:35,771
Doyourememberlastnight
when we were in the car...
505
00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:38,278
- and your ear-- you know, it--
- Fell off?
506
00:38:38,346 --> 00:38:42,112
Right. Well, that got me to wondering.
507
00:38:42,183 --> 00:38:44,947
What if your other
ear were to fall off?
508
00:38:45,019 --> 00:38:46,952
Uh-huh.
509
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:50,455
Well, then, what if other stuff
started falling off.
510
00:38:50,523 --> 00:38:53,207
I don't know, like
your arms or something.
511
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:54,118
Yeah.
512
00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:57,287
Well, then if stuff
just kept falling off...
513
00:38:57,363 --> 00:39:00,890
- pretty soon--
- I'd just be a little pile of stuff.
514
00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:02,901
Right.
515
00:39:02,969 --> 00:39:06,563
So what I was wondering is if something
like that might actually happen?
516
00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:08,799
If it did would you
feel different towards me?
517
00:39:08,874 --> 00:39:12,502
Is that what's gonna
happen to you, Johnny?
518
00:39:12,576 --> 00:39:16,876
It's--
It's a definite possibility.
519
00:39:16,947 --> 00:39:20,405
Oh, god.
520
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:25,420
You are so different from any
other guy I have ever known.
521
00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:28,389
Buck would kill me if he found out
I was going outwith you.
522
00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:32,258
You're decaying and--
523
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:37,424
Still, god, I wish
you weren't dead.
524
00:39:37,499 --> 00:39:41,093
Me too.
525
00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:44,297
You know, I've never kissed
a dead guy before you, Johnny.
526
00:39:44,372 --> 00:39:46,897
- Got you!
- Geez!
527
00:39:46,974 --> 00:39:48,908
Damn it! Holy--
528
00:39:48,976 --> 00:39:51,945
Come here, you stinkin'
dead ya-hoo toucher!
529
00:39:52,013 --> 00:39:55,448
- Buck, stop him.
- Come here!
530
00:39:55,515 --> 00:39:57,449
Hey, come on.
531
00:39:57,516 --> 00:39:59,950
Chuck, you don't understand.
532
00:40:00,019 --> 00:40:02,954
Come on, Chuck, let's sit down
and just hash this thing out.
533
00:40:03,022 --> 00:40:05,456
I'm gonna kill you, dead boy!
534
00:40:07,693 --> 00:40:09,786
- Come here!
- Maybe we should, uh--
535
00:40:09,862 --> 00:40:12,921
Come here, you stinkin'
dead ya-hoo toucher!
536
00:40:12,997 --> 00:40:14,965
Chuck, look.
537
00:40:15,033 --> 00:40:16,967
Chuck.
538
00:40:17,035 --> 00:40:19,799
Chuck!
Chuck, let's um--
539
00:40:19,871 --> 00:40:22,464
Chuck.
Chuck.
540
00:40:22,539 --> 00:40:25,906
- Chuck, let's discuss this.
- Okay.
541
00:40:49,063 --> 00:40:52,464
- Uh-oh.
- Huh?
542
00:40:55,736 --> 00:40:58,795
Chuck?
543
00:40:58,872 --> 00:41:01,773
You okay?
544
00:41:10,182 --> 00:41:14,448
I am really, truly sorry
about this, Chuck.
545
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:17,977
There's just no other way.
546
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,351
Oh! Oh, no!
547
00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:27,454
Oh, hi, Eddie.
548
00:41:27,532 --> 00:41:30,467
Youknow, colleges look
at this sort of thing!
549
00:41:30,535 --> 00:41:32,798
- Oh.
- Johnny?
550
00:41:32,869 --> 00:41:35,803
Oh, great.
551
00:41:35,871 --> 00:41:40,570
Oh, my god!
How could you?
552
00:41:40,643 --> 00:41:42,577
You ate Chuck!
553
00:41:42,645 --> 00:41:45,307
Not all of him.
554
00:41:45,381 --> 00:41:47,644
- Hello, this is Brenda
Bodine and we're coming to you live...
555
00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:50,980
from Fairview High School where we just
received word that some sort oftragic--
556
00:41:51,052 --> 00:41:53,816
- Excuse me. Sheriff McCloud.
- I'm gonna have to ask you all--
557
00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:55,495
We just received word
that some sort of tragedy
558
00:41:55,508 --> 00:41:56,823
has happened in the
high school today.
559
00:41:56,891 --> 00:42:00,417
- Uh, no, nothing unusual.
- I was referring to the slaughter.
560
00:42:00,494 --> 00:42:02,428
- Right. Well, there was that.
- Sheriff--
561
00:42:02,496 --> 00:42:04,429
Earlier today one of the students
got badly killed.
562
00:42:04,497 --> 00:42:08,934
We've heard reports that the murderer
might have been 17-year-old Johnny Dingle.
563
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:11,435
I'm going to make
an official statement here.
564
00:42:11,504 --> 00:42:13,938
Johnny Dingle is dead. Okay?
565
00:42:14,006 --> 00:42:15,940
Yes, but then this wouldn't
be the first time...
566
00:42:16,008 --> 00:42:18,272
that someone has come back
from the dead in Fairview...
567
00:42:18,344 --> 00:42:20,777
to wreak havoc
on an innocent victim.
568
00:42:20,845 --> 00:42:25,679
What is a zombie and how can you tell if
there's one living in your neighborhood?
569
00:42:36,859 --> 00:42:39,623
Ooh!
570
00:42:39,696 --> 00:42:41,789
- Emille?
- What is it?
571
00:42:41,864 --> 00:42:44,298
- You have a patient.
- I'm busy.
572
00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:47,460
It's Chuck Bronski.
He was eaten in school today.
573
00:42:47,536 --> 00:42:49,470
All right, all right,
I'll have a look at him.
574
00:42:49,538 --> 00:42:54,133
But while I'm doing that, I want you
to go out and find me a live chicken.
575
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:58,474
- A chicken?
- Just do it!
576
00:42:58,546 --> 00:43:02,243
All right.
577
00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:08,911
Hello, Chuck. My name is Doctor Bronson.
How are we doing today?
578
00:43:08,989 --> 00:43:11,354
Isee.
579
00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:14,756
Chuck, you've suffered
a lot of bleeding...
580
00:43:14,827 --> 00:43:17,591
and there's an ax in your head...
581
00:43:17,663 --> 00:43:21,599
and it appears that someone
has eaten your stomach.
582
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,759
Pulse is a little lower than I'd like.
583
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:28,772
Let's just take a look
at your retinal response.
584
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:33,435
Oh, hi. You must be
Big Chuck Bronski.
585
00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:36,673
Hello.
586
00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:38,647
Oh, my god!
587
00:43:38,715 --> 00:43:41,080
I have some
bad news. Your boy is very sick.
588
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:43,948
He's lost a massive
amount of blood...
589
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,954
and his pulse and retinal
response are poor...
590
00:43:46,022 --> 00:43:48,616
and, as you can see, there's
an ax sticking out of his head.
591
00:43:48,691 --> 00:43:52,388
- He's not sick, you idiot, he's dead!
- Oh, everybody's a doctor!
592
00:43:52,461 --> 00:43:55,521
You think maybe I could
make the diagnosis?
593
00:43:55,597 --> 00:43:58,929
It's like somebody ate him!
594
00:43:58,999 --> 00:44:03,834
What kind of a monster would do that
to another human being?
595
00:44:04,738 --> 00:44:06,296
Mom!
596
00:44:06,373 --> 00:44:09,934
- Here.
- I have a big problem.
597
00:44:10,010 --> 00:44:14,469
- John, you have a visitor.
- Oh, hey, Eddie.
598
00:44:14,547 --> 00:44:18,244
Look, about today, that wasn't
entirely my fault.
599
00:44:18,317 --> 00:44:20,285
Oh, it's not just today.
It's yesterday too.
600
00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:23,981
- What happened yesterday?
- You tried to eat my arm, pal!
601
00:44:24,056 --> 00:44:27,786
Oh, I think you owe
someone an apology.
602
00:44:27,858 --> 00:44:30,486
I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
603
00:44:30,561 --> 00:44:34,998
Just--Just don't try
to eat me anymore, all right?
604
00:44:35,066 --> 00:44:37,796
- I promise.
- Still buds?
605
00:44:37,868 --> 00:44:42,271
- Huh?
- Yeah, still buds.
606
00:44:42,339 --> 00:44:44,898
Ah, that's what I like to hear.
607
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:47,271
Hi, honey.
608
00:44:47,342 --> 00:44:49,435
Hi, sweetie.
609
00:44:49,511 --> 00:44:54,107
Oh, son, did you by any chance
murder a boy in school today?
610
00:44:54,183 --> 00:44:59,314
- It wasn't murder. It was an accident.
- Well, I hope you didn't eat him.
611
00:44:59,388 --> 00:45:01,878
'Cause lunch is in five minutes...
612
00:45:01,956 --> 00:45:04,891
and I picked up something special
for you at the supermarket.
613
00:45:04,959 --> 00:45:07,018
Oh, boy!
614
00:45:07,095 --> 00:45:10,724
- Hi.
- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
615
00:45:10,798 --> 00:45:14,028
- Mmm!
- You picked up a little kid!
616
00:45:14,101 --> 00:45:17,069
Am I wrong, or do you
have to eat the flesh of the living?
617
00:45:17,136 --> 00:45:19,730
Mom, I absolutely
can't do that anymore!
618
00:45:19,805 --> 00:45:23,400
Well, there are hungry people all over
the world who'd be thrilled to eat him.
619
00:45:23,476 --> 00:45:26,411
Yeah, my mom says that
to me all the time.
620
00:45:26,479 --> 00:45:28,538
Come on,
just send him home!
621
00:45:28,614 --> 00:45:31,082
Uh, I'll get it.
622
00:45:31,150 --> 00:45:33,083
Oh, shit!
623
00:45:44,495 --> 00:45:47,259
- Mr. Dingle?
- Yes?
624
00:45:47,331 --> 00:45:50,197
I understand that your boy
is a zombie.
625
00:45:50,266 --> 00:45:54,430
- Mm-hmm, yes, that's right.
- Well, he killed and ate my boy today...
626
00:45:54,504 --> 00:45:59,100
so me and some of the other guys
decided to come over and talk to him.
627
00:45:59,175 --> 00:46:01,506
Uh, hold on. Honey!
628
00:46:01,576 --> 00:46:03,807
There's some people here
who want to talk to Johnny.
629
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:04,567
Invite them in!
630
00:46:04,645 --> 00:46:08,342
Uh, I don't want them
to think ill of us.
631
00:46:08,415 --> 00:46:12,374
Well, uh, oh!
Honey, this is the father...
632
00:46:12,453 --> 00:46:14,921
of the boy that Johnny
murdered in school today.
633
00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,719
I know how difficult
it is to lose a son.
634
00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:20,487
We lost Johnny just
a couple of days ago.
635
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,393
Yes, ma'am.
I'm still reeling.
636
00:46:23,462 --> 00:46:26,260
So is there someway
we could see the boy?
637
00:46:26,331 --> 00:46:28,822
Sure. I think he's hiding
in the closet.Johnny!
638
00:46:28,901 --> 00:46:31,267
Come on out, sweetie!
639
00:46:31,336 --> 00:46:33,861
Are they gone?
640
00:46:33,939 --> 00:46:38,170
Whoa! Hey, quit it!
641
00:46:41,345 --> 00:46:45,042
- Oh, wow.
- Will you cut it out?
642
00:46:45,116 --> 00:46:47,550
- Ooh, wicked, awesome.
- Uh, fellas...
643
00:46:47,617 --> 00:46:49,744
Johnny's already dead, you see...
644
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:51,981
so, um, you're gonna have
a hard time killing him.
645
00:46:52,055 --> 00:46:56,252
- Hi, Daddy.
- Oh, hi, little Chuck.
646
00:46:56,325 --> 00:46:58,953
- Little Chuck?
- This is little Chuck?
647
00:46:59,028 --> 00:47:01,680
What are you doing with
my one remaining son?
648
00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:02,691
Nice going, Ma.
649
00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:07,168
Daddy, that dead man
tried to eat me.
650
00:47:07,236 --> 00:47:10,693
- Stop it!
- That won't work, you idiots!
651
00:47:10,772 --> 00:47:14,639
- But this will.
- Excuse me.
652
00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:21,376
- You wouldn't shoot me.
- I might.
653
00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:25,717
- Jesus!
- Now get out of my house...
654
00:47:25,785 --> 00:47:28,117
or I'll clip your manhood.
655
00:47:28,187 --> 00:47:31,679
All right, Ma!
656
00:47:31,757 --> 00:47:35,488
Come on, let's get out
of here. Let's go, little Chuck.
657
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:39,087
- All right, Daddy.
- We'll be back.
658
00:47:52,110 --> 00:47:54,806
It was time to stop running.
659
00:47:54,879 --> 00:48:00,213
Time to summon up the courage that
had eluded me for 12 straight years.
660
00:48:00,283 --> 00:48:03,252
Time to complete
my life's mission.
661
00:48:11,661 --> 00:48:13,992
It was still there.
662
00:48:14,062 --> 00:48:17,657
Waiting patiently for this moment.
Gathering a little dust, sure...
663
00:48:17,732 --> 00:48:21,361
but otherwise... untouched.
664
00:48:23,305 --> 00:48:27,502
I had the confidence.
I had the gift.
665
00:48:27,575 --> 00:48:30,270
This time
I was definitely ready.
666
00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:36,178
I was actually not looking
forward to going to the prom.
667
00:48:36,249 --> 00:48:40,652
And then my mom found this place where they
dye your shoes in the exact same shade...
668
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:45,054
as your fabric... and they're
also dyeing my purse.
669
00:48:45,124 --> 00:48:49,752
Can I tell you... I am so relieved that
you are going to the prom with Buck.
670
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:54,127
I mean... I heard this really nasty rumor
that you might be going with that dead kid.
671
00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:58,635
Oh... no. We just went
to the movies together.
672
00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:02,536
He died for me. I figured it was the
least that I could do. N-No big deal.
673
00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:11,804
Hi.
674
00:49:11,881 --> 00:49:14,644
- Johnny, please, just leave.
- No, you have to listen to me.
675
00:49:14,717 --> 00:49:18,743
How can you expect me to listen to you
after what you did to Chuck?
676
00:49:21,623 --> 00:49:23,098
I wanna talk to
you about that.
677
00:49:23,111 --> 00:49:25,559
There is nothing you can
say to make things better...
678
00:49:25,627 --> 00:49:28,528
because you ate someone,
do you understand that?
679
00:49:28,596 --> 00:49:31,724
Wait a minute! Are you afraid I might
eat you? Is that the problem?
680
00:49:31,799 --> 00:49:35,165
Are you kidding me?
Will you just leave me alone!
681
00:49:35,235 --> 00:49:38,635
You may not know this, Missy,
but I ate Chuck for you.
682
00:49:40,406 --> 00:49:42,840
God, my boyfriend
won't even pump gas for me.
683
00:49:44,877 --> 00:49:46,811
What?
684
00:49:46,879 --> 00:49:50,780
Oh, geez, Miss,
I didn't wanna eat him...
685
00:49:50,849 --> 00:49:54,285
but it was the only way I could live
long enough to go to the prom with you.
686
00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:59,587
You ate someone just to go
to the prom with me?
687
00:49:59,658 --> 00:50:03,457
I died for you! I came back
from the dead for you.
688
00:50:05,329 --> 00:50:08,559
I love you.
689
00:50:12,568 --> 00:50:15,799
Come on, let's go.
690
00:50:15,872 --> 00:50:19,535
- I don't understand, Johnny.
- What?
691
00:50:19,609 --> 00:50:24,977
How... you can love me so much?
How you can do all these things for me?
692
00:50:25,046 --> 00:50:28,447
By god, if it ain't the zombie out
with a livin' woman.
693
00:50:28,516 --> 00:50:31,952
- He's mighty proud.
- Go get Chuck.
694
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,052
Look, Miss...
695
00:50:35,122 --> 00:50:38,488
other people might want you
because you're pretty and popular...
696
00:50:38,558 --> 00:50:41,220
and they wanna
be seen with you.
697
00:50:41,294 --> 00:50:44,957
I want you
because I love you.
698
00:50:45,031 --> 00:50:49,023
- And I always have.
- It's not natural.
699
00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:54,969
- What's this?
- Open it.
700
00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:58,805
I've been tryin' to give you
this since the first grade.
701
00:51:01,646 --> 00:51:03,614
Oh.
702
00:51:05,216 --> 00:51:09,084
Youare the kindest, smartest,
most beautiful girl I've ever known.
703
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:12,212
And, uh--
And I would die happy...
704
00:51:12,289 --> 00:51:15,018
ifyou would dance just one dance
with me at the prom.
705
00:51:16,192 --> 00:51:18,752
I would love to go
to the prom with you.
706
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:41,379
This mornin' he eats your boy and now
he's out there kissin' on the McCloud girl.
707
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:47,208
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Shut up, you little zombie slut!
708
00:51:47,286 --> 00:51:50,050
- I am not a slut.
- Leave her alone.
709
00:51:50,123 --> 00:51:51,122
She's a good girl.
710
00:51:51,135 --> 00:51:53,559
Good girls don't hang
around with dead boys.
711
00:51:53,626 --> 00:51:55,253
- Tramp!
- Zombie lover.
712
00:51:55,328 --> 00:51:58,422
- Whore of the undead.
- Enough!
713
00:51:58,498 --> 00:52:01,397
It's not her fault.
714
00:52:01,465 --> 00:52:04,559
She was taken in
by his wily decaying ways.
715
00:52:04,635 --> 00:52:07,069
- That's not true, Buck.
- You don't even know what you're saying.
716
00:52:07,138 --> 00:52:10,733
I'll kill him.
I swear I'll kill him.
717
00:52:10,808 --> 00:52:13,572
- Daddy.
- What the hell is goin' on here?
718
00:52:13,644 --> 00:52:15,668
Johnny Dingle's
what's goin' on.
719
00:52:15,745 --> 00:52:18,805
Johnny Dingle is dead. Right?
720
00:52:18,882 --> 00:52:20,907
Yes, sir.
721
00:52:22,385 --> 00:52:25,376
He ate my son and he's takin'
your daughter to the prom.
722
00:52:25,454 --> 00:52:28,946
So I'd say that's pretty
damned active fora dead guy.
723
00:52:29,024 --> 00:52:32,459
I demand a zombie burning!
I want vengeance for my son.
724
00:52:32,527 --> 00:52:34,222
Yeah, you're damn right!
725
00:52:34,295 --> 00:52:37,264
Missy, Johnny,
let's get in the car.
726
00:52:37,331 --> 00:52:41,131
Something's gotta be done.
727
00:52:41,202 --> 00:52:45,161
Yougot until sundown,
Sheriff, to banish that abomination.
728
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,672
After that...
he's ours.
729
00:52:48,842 --> 00:52:51,309
- Why, hello, Sheriff.
- Well...
730
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:53,902
to what do we owe
the pleasure of your visit?
731
00:52:53,979 --> 00:52:57,176
I was hoping to have a word
with you about Johnny.
732
00:52:59,652 --> 00:53:04,486
I think maybe it's time for the Dingles
and the McClouds to have a little chat.
733
00:53:06,658 --> 00:53:10,685
Well, this just looks wonderful, ma'am.
734
00:53:10,762 --> 00:53:12,696
Let's all dig in.
735
00:53:14,798 --> 00:53:19,598
John, honey, I wonder, could you get us
some butter for the croissants?
736
00:53:19,669 --> 00:53:22,160
- Sure, Mom.
- Thank you, dear.
737
00:53:31,581 --> 00:53:34,675
Mom?
738
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,947
Excuse me.
739
00:53:41,922 --> 00:53:44,447
- What the hell is this?
- A body.
740
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,516
I know it's a body.
741
00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:49,119
- Who put it here?
- I did.
742
00:53:49,196 --> 00:53:51,755
- You did?
- I thought you might like a snack.
743
00:53:51,831 --> 00:53:54,800
A snack? What are we,
the Manson family now?
744
00:53:54,868 --> 00:53:57,336
Where did you get this body?
745
00:53:57,403 --> 00:53:59,769
- Found it.
- You found it?
746
00:53:59,839 --> 00:54:03,205
I was at the mortuary. They're
practically giving them away.
747
00:54:03,275 --> 00:54:07,768
Mom, they don't give bodies
away... at the mortuary.
748
00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:12,274
I sure like beans.
749
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,381
- Everything okay, then?
- Right as rain.
750
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:23,519
Mm-hmm. Then let's get right to it,
Johnny. I know you killed Chuck Bronski.
751
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:27,050
He didn't kill him, Daddy,
he just ate him.
752
00:54:27,129 --> 00:54:31,122
That's enough, young lady.
I'll have no more smart talk out of you!
753
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,465
Daddy, what about those guys at the
Donner Pass who ate their friends?
754
00:54:34,536 --> 00:54:36,333
Nobody got mad at them.
755
00:54:36,405 --> 00:54:39,344
Would you excuse me
for a moment, Sheriff?
756
00:54:39,357 --> 00:54:40,340
Of course.
757
00:54:40,408 --> 00:54:45,141
You know what Big Chuck Bronski and the
townspeople would like to do to your son?
758
00:54:45,213 --> 00:54:49,081
They'd like to break out some torches
and have themselves a zombie barbecue.
759
00:54:49,150 --> 00:54:52,516
- What do you want me to do?
- I'll make you a deal.
760
00:54:52,586 --> 00:54:54,747
You leave town right now,
761
00:54:54,821 --> 00:54:57,414
quietly, never show
your face around here again...
762
00:54:57,490 --> 00:55:00,186
andI will keep the townspeople
off you until you get away.
763
00:55:02,261 --> 00:55:05,492
- This sounds like a good deal.
- Okay, but only...
764
00:55:05,564 --> 00:55:07,759
if I can escort
Missy to the prom first.
765
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:11,769
You are not taking my daughter to the
prom, you stupid dead son-of-a-bitch!
766
00:55:11,837 --> 00:55:15,862
- I am going with him, Daddy.
- You are not going, and that is final!
767
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:17,637
You are being so unfair.
What do you have
768
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:19,603
against Johnny besides
the fact that he's dead?
769
00:55:19,677 --> 00:55:22,407
- You need another reason?
- What are you so afraid of?
770
00:55:22,479 --> 00:55:23,673
That you'll eat her,
for one thing.
771
00:55:23,747 --> 00:55:25,578
Oh, that's crazy!
I would never eat Missy!
772
00:55:25,649 --> 00:55:28,208
- He didn't eat us.
- He didn't eat the dog.
773
00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:30,445
See?
774
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,614
Look, you little tough guy...
775
00:55:33,690 --> 00:55:37,182
you get outta town now
or I will personally kill you again.
776
00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:39,693
- You don't frighten me?
- Oh, no?
777
00:55:39,761 --> 00:55:42,229
- And you can't stop me?
- Really?
778
00:55:44,198 --> 00:55:47,258
And what can I get for madame?
779
00:55:49,337 --> 00:55:53,205
- Duck, please.
- Oh, tres bien. And for the monsieur?
780
00:55:54,342 --> 00:55:57,311
I will have the T-bone steak.
781
00:55:57,378 --> 00:56:00,813
Excellent choice.
And for the lepetit monsieur...
782
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,371
may I suggest
the delicious buffet?
783
00:56:04,450 --> 00:56:07,044
Get your food, honey.
784
00:56:08,988 --> 00:56:12,389
You just don't know when to stop,
do you, you miserable little shit?
785
00:56:12,458 --> 00:56:14,619
- This is the buffet?
- You tell me?
786
00:56:14,693 --> 00:56:17,855
Is there anyone in my family
you don't plan to eat today?
787
00:56:17,929 --> 00:56:21,126
- I didn't do this. I'm not gonna eat you.
- 'Cause you're a coward.
788
00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:23,793
- You shut up. Shut up!
- Coward. Coward.
789
00:56:23,868 --> 00:56:27,769
Oh-ho, you're pretty tough when
it comes to eatin' high schoolers.
790
00:56:27,838 --> 00:56:29,951
When it comes to chowin'
down on a real man,
791
00:56:29,964 --> 00:56:31,899
you're quite the little
wussy, ain't ya?
792
00:56:31,975 --> 00:56:34,670
Listen, pal,
you say one more thing--
793
00:56:34,744 --> 00:56:37,611
- Wussy. Wussy.
- That's it.
794
00:56:39,648 --> 00:56:42,139
Johnny, don't do that. Oooh.
795
00:56:42,218 --> 00:56:46,951
Not so easy, is it? There's a
lot of livin' in that foot.
796
00:56:47,023 --> 00:56:50,185
- There, smart-ass.
- Foot's easy.
797
00:56:50,258 --> 00:56:54,819
There's nothing on a foot. Now,
calf's a different story; all muscle!
798
00:56:54,895 --> 00:56:57,386
We'll just see about that.
799
00:56:57,464 --> 00:57:01,127
Oh, you can kiss that calf
muscle good-bye, fat man.
800
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,910
I'm stuffed.
801
00:57:12,979 --> 00:57:18,041
You call that eating? A herd of guppies
could've picked me clean in half the time.
802
00:57:19,351 --> 00:57:22,615
Come on, it looks yummy. Yummy.
803
00:57:23,854 --> 00:57:26,152
All right.
804
00:57:36,033 --> 00:57:38,830
- Johnny!
- Missy!
805
00:57:38,901 --> 00:57:42,928
Daddy was right; you were
gonna eat me, weren't you?
806
00:57:43,005 --> 00:57:45,701
Don't be ridiculous,
I would never eat you.
807
00:57:45,774 --> 00:57:49,540
And why not? What, I'm not
good enough for you?
808
00:57:50,512 --> 00:57:54,038
Johnny...
809
00:57:54,115 --> 00:57:56,675
I think you should try.
810
00:57:56,751 --> 00:58:00,209
Come on...
take a little bite.
811
00:58:03,657 --> 00:58:07,525
Don't you understand?
I love you.
812
00:58:07,594 --> 00:58:10,426
And I love you, Johnny.
813
00:58:10,496 --> 00:58:13,954
That's why I want you...
to eat me.
814
00:58:16,635 --> 00:58:19,365
Don't you wanna eat me?
815
00:58:19,438 --> 00:58:21,372
Well--
816
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,307
- Johnny? Johnny honey?
- Mom?
817
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:26,605
Are you all right, son?
818
00:58:30,581 --> 00:58:33,379
- Yeah.
- You don't look very good.
819
00:58:33,450 --> 00:58:36,248
Where's Missy?
820
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,590
Come in.
821
00:58:47,763 --> 00:58:50,391
Why aren't you dressed?
822
00:58:50,466 --> 00:58:53,161
I'm not going.
823
00:58:53,235 --> 00:58:56,762
Oh, sure you are,
honey, come on.
824
00:58:56,838 --> 00:59:00,603
Hey, Buck's gonna
be here any minute.
825
00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:05,006
I am not going to the prom
with Buck, Daddy.
826
00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:08,378
The only person I want to go
to the prom with is Johnny.
827
00:59:08,449 --> 00:59:10,383
Damn it, Missy!
828
00:59:10,451 --> 00:59:14,216
Now, honey, I know that you care
about this boy, but...
829
00:59:14,287 --> 00:59:16,846
in a couple of months you are
going to go off to college...
830
00:59:16,922 --> 00:59:20,050
and you'll meet a nice young man
who's still alive.
831
00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:23,891
- Won't that be better?
- I don't want a living boy, I want Johnny.
832
00:59:23,962 --> 00:59:27,227
Get dressed! You are going
to the prom with Buck!
833
00:59:27,299 --> 00:59:30,495
- I am not going to the prom--
- And that's final!
834
00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:49,042
Johnny, are you okay?
I'm really sorry about my dad.
835
00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:52,383
It's okay. Look, if you still wanna
go with me, put on your gown...
836
00:59:52,454 --> 00:59:56,914
- and I'll carry you down the trellis.
- Okay.
837
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:02,426
Aaa-oooh!
838
01:00:02,497 --> 01:00:04,726
Johnny?
Johnny?
839
01:00:04,798 --> 01:00:06,732
Oh, Johnny.
840
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,937
My, uh-- My muscles
are starting to decay.
841
01:00:09,950 --> 01:00:10,998
Oh.
842
01:00:11,071 --> 01:00:13,972
Johnny.
843
01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:18,170
Here, grab my hand.
844
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:32,547
- Are you kind of dying now?
- Kind of.
845
01:00:36,327 --> 01:00:38,818
Maybe this'll help.
846
01:00:48,472 --> 01:00:51,838
I want you... to eat me.
847
01:00:51,907 --> 01:00:54,933
She is very tender
this evening.
848
01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:58,245
Eat me.
849
01:00:58,313 --> 01:01:00,645
Don't you wanna eat me?
850
01:01:00,716 --> 01:01:04,277
- Aaah!
- Oh, my god.
851
01:01:04,353 --> 01:01:06,547
It's okay, Johnny.
852
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:09,613
- Oh, my god, I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay. I don't care.
853
01:01:09,690 --> 01:01:12,284
- I can't take you to the prom.
- No, Johnny.
854
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,955
- Don't be silly. It's fine.
- I have to go. I have to go, Missy.
855
01:01:16,029 --> 01:01:18,122
Johnny, no.
856
01:01:19,866 --> 01:01:23,892
Buck called.
He'll be here in a moment.
857
01:01:23,969 --> 01:01:27,405
Get dressed...
and come downstairs.
858
01:01:34,179 --> 01:01:36,977
Oh... I can't watch.
859
01:01:37,049 --> 01:01:40,210
The chicken... feels no pain.
860
01:01:48,058 --> 01:01:50,618
Now, this won't hurt a bit.
861
01:01:50,694 --> 01:01:53,094
Emille.
862
01:01:53,163 --> 01:01:55,562
Get in there. Okay.
863
01:02:10,211 --> 01:02:13,509
Yes. It works.
864
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:17,175
- Emille. Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- It works.
865
01:02:17,251 --> 01:02:19,670
Oh, Shelley, I'm about
to save a young man's
866
01:02:19,683 --> 01:02:21,950
life. A moment every
physician dreams of.
867
01:02:22,022 --> 01:02:25,480
Hope you won't think harshly of me,
darling, but I'm having a thought.
868
01:02:25,559 --> 01:02:26,988
Quick, the solution.
869
01:02:27,001 --> 01:02:30,995
Suppose we obtain a sizable
quantity of the zombie flesh.
870
01:02:31,063 --> 01:02:34,726
A few arms, a few legs.
He's almost dead already.
871
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,566
- I don't follow you.
- Then if we took the flesh...
872
01:02:38,637 --> 01:02:43,539
- and mixed up a really
big batch of your wonderful serum--
873
01:02:43,607 --> 01:02:48,135
The fountain of youth; cosmetic
surgery without the surgery.
874
01:02:48,212 --> 01:02:52,807
Shelley, nothing must prevent me from
honoring a promise I made to a young man...
875
01:02:52,882 --> 01:02:55,248
in terrible, terrible trouble.
876
01:02:55,318 --> 01:02:57,946
I think we could make
a shit load of money.
877
01:03:00,589 --> 01:03:03,820
- What the hell are you doin'?
- No, no, what the hell are you doin'?
878
01:03:03,892 --> 01:03:07,419
I'm leaving. I can't take Missy to
the prom, I just tried to eat her.
879
01:03:07,496 --> 01:03:09,685
- Well, then get ready to say,
"Eddie, you're a genius."
880
01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:10,431
- Why?
881
01:03:10,499 --> 01:03:14,833
Because I solved your problem. I know how
you can go with Missy without eating her.
882
01:03:14,903 --> 01:03:17,369
- You do?
- Mm-hmm. My plan is so perfect, so simple.
883
01:03:17,437 --> 01:03:19,234
- What is it? Yes!
- You ready?
884
01:03:19,306 --> 01:03:21,001
Eat Buck.
885
01:03:21,074 --> 01:03:24,271
- Are you crazy?
- Let's look at this logically.
886
01:03:24,344 --> 01:03:26,701
Your biggest fear is
that if you go the prom
887
01:03:26,714 --> 01:03:28,872
with Missy, you might
end up eating her.
888
01:03:28,949 --> 01:03:31,008
Not if you're already full.
889
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:32,113
Eddie, come on.
890
01:03:32,126 --> 01:03:35,247
If you eat Buck, Missy's
gonna need a date to the prom.
891
01:03:35,321 --> 01:03:37,983
You'll be full,
and you'll live longer.
892
01:03:38,057 --> 01:03:40,150
- Would you be serious?
- I am serious.
893
01:03:40,226 --> 01:03:42,535
I'm very, very serious.
Johnny, you're already
894
01:03:42,548 --> 01:03:44,423
going to Hell for
all eternity, so...
895
01:03:44,496 --> 01:03:47,726
what do you care?
896
01:03:53,170 --> 01:03:56,401
- God, I hate that guy.
- Eat him.
897
01:03:56,473 --> 01:04:01,069
Eat him quick. Put on his tux and then
honk the horn. Missy will come out...
898
01:04:01,145 --> 01:04:04,773
you two will go the prom together, Missy's
parents will think she's goin' with Buck.
899
01:04:04,846 --> 01:04:08,976
It couldn't be more perfect. Let's jump
him on three. It's brilliant. One...
900
01:04:09,050 --> 01:04:11,211
two...
901
01:04:11,286 --> 01:04:14,153
- three!
- No, I can't.
902
01:04:17,159 --> 01:04:19,093
Hi.
903
01:04:19,693 --> 01:04:21,752
For you.
904
01:04:39,077 --> 01:04:42,877
I have to go now.
905
01:04:42,948 --> 01:04:46,577
I can't trust myself
to be around people anymore.
906
01:04:48,187 --> 01:04:51,122
- Look, I don't care if you're a--
- No, this is it.
907
01:04:51,190 --> 01:04:54,103
I won't ever see you again.
You know that, right?
908
01:04:54,116 --> 01:04:55,090
Yes.
909
01:04:55,158 --> 01:04:59,356
- You're the worst friend I've ever had.
- You too.
910
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:03,866
Just don't forget me, Eddie...
after I'm gone, please?
911
01:05:03,934 --> 01:05:07,734
- Just don't forget me.
- I won't.
912
01:05:19,681 --> 01:05:21,979
I have wonderful news.
Ask me what?
913
01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:24,381
- Would you come on already?
- I'm saving your life.
914
01:05:24,451 --> 01:05:27,147
Hop in. We're going to my lab.
915
01:05:27,221 --> 01:05:30,850
- Go get Missy.
- Okay.
916
01:05:38,232 --> 01:05:40,859
Oh, it looks so cool.
917
01:05:42,434 --> 01:05:44,925
I guess you'd rather
be herewith the dead kid.
918
01:05:45,003 --> 01:05:47,062
His name is Johnny.
919
01:05:47,138 --> 01:05:49,606
If you like him so much, then
why didn't you go with him?
920
01:05:49,674 --> 01:05:54,407
I did wanna go with him.
He just didn't wanna go with me.
921
01:05:54,479 --> 01:05:57,811
Are you telling me that you
got dumped by the dead kid?
922
01:05:57,824 --> 01:05:58,938
Missy, wait!
923
01:05:59,016 --> 01:06:02,008
- What do you want, dick-weed?
- I need to talk to you about Johnny.
924
01:06:02,086 --> 01:06:04,646
- Johnny doesn't wanna be with me.
- Of course he does.
925
01:06:04,722 --> 01:06:07,986
He was just afraid that if he was
with you, he might end up eating you.
926
01:06:08,057 --> 01:06:11,584
You have two seconds to get out
of my face, ass-wipe.
927
01:06:11,661 --> 01:06:15,824
Then, I'll rip your spine
up through your mouth.
928
01:06:15,898 --> 01:06:18,833
Oh.
929
01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:22,532
Oh.
930
01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:25,129
- Wow!
- Wow.
931
01:06:25,207 --> 01:06:27,300
Where's Johnny?
932
01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:29,366
Getting saved.
933
01:06:31,344 --> 01:06:34,404
What Missy
and Eddie didn't know was that...
934
01:06:34,481 --> 01:06:37,416
across town
at that very moment...
935
01:06:37,484 --> 01:06:42,615
Dr. Bronson was hitting a level of
weirdness I had never dreamed possible.
936
01:06:42,689 --> 01:06:46,749
- Why are you strapping me down?
- Standard operating procedure.
937
01:06:46,825 --> 01:06:49,487
Will it be painful?
938
01:06:49,562 --> 01:06:51,689
Well, define "pain."
939
01:06:51,764 --> 01:06:53,822
- Oh, god.
- To save you...
940
01:06:53,898 --> 01:06:58,494
I'm gonna have to borrow like
a few cells from your body.
941
01:06:58,570 --> 01:07:01,868
- How many?
- Oh, just a few. Maybe 40 pounds.
942
01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:06,000
40 pounds! Are you crazy?
I can't spare 40 pounds of flesh!
943
01:07:06,076 --> 01:07:09,512
- All right, 30.
- No, not 30, not 20--
944
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:13,676
- Don't be such a baby!
- Well, you kick in 40 pounds of flesh.
945
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:17,776
Johnny, I'm not the dead guy. Don't you
think you're being a little irrational?
946
01:07:17,852 --> 01:07:20,946
Would you explain how
cutting 40 pounds off me...
947
01:07:21,022 --> 01:07:23,217
- is gonna save my life?
- It's not.
948
01:07:23,291 --> 01:07:25,020
- It's not?
- No.
949
01:07:25,093 --> 01:07:27,220
- Then how does it help me?
- It doesn't.
950
01:07:27,295 --> 01:07:30,958
- It doesn't?
- I may not have found a way to save you...
951
01:07:31,032 --> 01:07:34,865
but I have discovered a way
to use your remarkable flesh...
952
01:07:34,935 --> 01:07:36,869
to create a serum...
953
01:07:36,937 --> 01:07:41,237
to rejuvenate old skin to make people
feel younger and look younger.
954
01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:44,902
Cosmetic surgery
without the surgery.
955
01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:47,970
Th-That's-- That's how
I'm gonna market it.
956
01:07:48,047 --> 01:07:51,002
You're gonna cut me up
and make me into soup
957
01:07:51,015 --> 01:07:53,916
so you can give
peopleyounger-looking skin?
958
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:55,613
It sucks for you, huh?
959
01:07:55,687 --> 01:07:59,316
- Let me go, you son-of-a-bitch!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
960
01:07:59,391 --> 01:08:03,384
This will be a lot easier
if you just... relax.
961
01:08:03,462 --> 01:08:05,895
No! Oh, no.
Oh, oh!
962
01:08:05,963 --> 01:08:08,374
Here we go now. Now, just-just, okay.
Here we go.
963
01:08:08,387 --> 01:08:09,193
No!
964
01:08:09,265 --> 01:08:11,665
Okay. Oh!
965
01:08:11,735 --> 01:08:15,136
Just a minute, a minute.Just a minute.
966
01:08:19,809 --> 01:08:22,504
What do you want?
967
01:08:22,578 --> 01:08:25,012
- We want the zombie!
- Yeah!
968
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,241
Well, there's no zombie here.
969
01:08:27,316 --> 01:08:31,308
- We think he went in there!
- Well, you're a very confused man.
970
01:08:31,386 --> 01:08:34,321
- We saw him.
- Now, go home. Good night.
971
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:41,093
- What's going on out there?
- There's a mob that wants to kill you.
972
01:08:41,161 --> 01:08:44,528
- But don't worry, I need to kill you more.
- Oh, great.
973
01:08:44,598 --> 01:08:47,089
Oh, unfortunately we don't
have time for an anesthetic.
974
01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:49,931
- What?
- All right, all right, okay.
975
01:08:50,003 --> 01:08:51,834
- No! No!
- Uh, uh.
976
01:08:51,905 --> 01:08:54,270
Uh, oh!
977
01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,864
Just, just don't move.
978
01:08:56,941 --> 01:08:59,205
One... two...
979
01:08:59,277 --> 01:09:02,678
three... ram!
980
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,772
Uh-oh.
981
01:09:09,553 --> 01:09:12,147
You stay right there.
982
01:09:17,461 --> 01:09:20,395
God, Johnny, what's going on?
You okay?
983
01:09:20,463 --> 01:09:23,125
Three... ram!
984
01:09:24,634 --> 01:09:26,567
Aaa-aaah!
985
01:09:26,635 --> 01:09:28,865
- Where is he?
- Where is who?
986
01:09:28,937 --> 01:09:30,871
- The zombie!
- What zombie?
987
01:09:30,939 --> 01:09:33,917
The only damn zombie running
through town, you idiot!
988
01:09:33,930 --> 01:09:35,638
Can you describe this zombie?
989
01:09:38,647 --> 01:09:41,638
Stop that zombie! Is he here?
990
01:09:41,716 --> 01:09:44,240
- Let's find him!
- We saw him come in here.
991
01:09:44,317 --> 01:09:46,182
Aha! Where is he?
992
01:09:46,252 --> 01:09:48,584
I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.
993
01:09:48,655 --> 01:09:51,988
- Your friend, the zombie.
- We're just here to get our flu shots.
994
01:09:52,058 --> 01:09:54,822
- Down here.
- Get him!
995
01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:57,624
Come on, let's find him!
996
01:09:57,696 --> 01:10:00,324
- He's around here somewhere.
- Save a few chunks for me!
997
01:10:00,399 --> 01:10:02,424
- Where is he?
- What?
998
01:10:02,501 --> 01:10:04,935
- Where'd the zombie go?
- Over here!
999
01:10:05,003 --> 01:10:07,937
Down there!
1000
01:10:10,108 --> 01:10:13,339
Johnny, run!
1001
01:10:13,411 --> 01:10:16,140
Oh.
1002
01:10:16,213 --> 01:10:18,443
There he is!
1003
01:10:23,153 --> 01:10:25,144
Oh.
1004
01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:32,221
- Which way?
- He went that way.
1005
01:10:33,628 --> 01:10:36,358
Murray!
1006
01:10:36,431 --> 01:10:38,956
Murray!
1007
01:10:39,033 --> 01:10:43,561
- Hurry, open the gates!
- Johnny. Hi, Johnny.
1008
01:10:43,638 --> 01:10:45,697
Murray, open the gate.
1009
01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:49,004
- Hurry up!
- What is it?
1010
01:10:49,076 --> 01:10:51,271
What? What?
1011
01:10:51,345 --> 01:10:53,939
Oh, dear. Oh.
1012
01:10:57,216 --> 01:11:01,482
Well, I warned you.
You wouldn't listen.
1013
01:11:01,554 --> 01:11:04,647
Hurry.
1014
01:11:07,826 --> 01:11:10,351
We're closed.
1015
01:11:10,428 --> 01:11:14,330
Run, Johnny, run!
1016
01:11:15,433 --> 01:11:17,424
Whoa!
1017
01:11:22,672 --> 01:11:25,869
Oh! Huh?
1018
01:11:28,311 --> 01:11:31,246
Now, I've got you, Johnny Dingle.
It's barbecue time.
1019
01:11:31,314 --> 01:11:34,306
- Light up the zombie.
- Stop!
1020
01:11:34,383 --> 01:11:36,817
- You leave him alone!
- Get up, little girl.
1021
01:11:36,885 --> 01:11:40,116
- Get off of me!
- Get your hands off her.
1022
01:11:40,189 --> 01:11:42,419
Honey...
1023
01:11:42,491 --> 01:11:45,004
let the zombie go and I'll
buy you a pretty new dress.
1024
01:11:45,017 --> 01:11:45,857
No, Daddy.
1025
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:48,760
This way, Marge.
This way. Son?
1026
01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:52,128
Son, frankly I don't care
who thinks ill of us.
1027
01:11:52,199 --> 01:11:54,759
Just...
get the hell away...
1028
01:11:54,835 --> 01:11:58,271
from our son.
1029
01:11:58,338 --> 01:12:01,466
Well, Sheriff...
1030
01:12:01,541 --> 01:12:04,704
do something.
1031
01:12:04,778 --> 01:12:07,745
Okay.
Light up the zombie.
1032
01:12:07,812 --> 01:12:10,246
No! Daddy!
1033
01:12:10,315 --> 01:12:12,647
You can't.
1034
01:12:12,717 --> 01:12:15,743
He died for me.
1035
01:12:15,820 --> 01:12:20,553
He came back from the dead for me.
He ate someone for me.
1036
01:12:22,193 --> 01:12:26,219
Everything that happened to him
happened because he loved me.
1037
01:12:27,998 --> 01:12:31,899
Sheriff? Sheriff?
1038
01:12:31,968 --> 01:12:35,460
Uh... would you
have died for her?
1039
01:12:35,538 --> 01:12:36,618
Of course.
1040
01:12:36,631 --> 01:12:39,906
Would have come back
from the dead for her?
1041
01:12:41,643 --> 01:12:43,804
I don't know.
1042
01:12:43,879 --> 01:12:46,643
Could you have eaten
someone to be with her?
1043
01:12:49,351 --> 01:12:51,410
No.
1044
01:12:51,486 --> 01:12:55,012
No.
1045
01:12:55,089 --> 01:12:57,613
Could any of you?
1046
01:12:57,690 --> 01:13:00,352
- Huh? Huh?
- No.
1047
01:13:03,062 --> 01:13:06,088
I rest my case.
1048
01:13:10,069 --> 01:13:13,094
Well, he won't die by my hand.
1049
01:13:15,073 --> 01:13:18,099
Then he'll die by ours.
Who votes we kill 'em?
1050
01:13:25,683 --> 01:13:29,550
Well, I hope somebody eats the whole
damn bunch of you. Fatheads.
1051
01:13:31,621 --> 01:13:36,923
If my daughter desires a dance
with this fine young man...
1052
01:13:36,993 --> 01:13:39,928
then by God they're gonna dance.
1053
01:13:48,069 --> 01:13:52,403
So there I was getting
a police escort to the prom with Missy.
1054
01:13:52,473 --> 01:13:56,773
It was the best moment
of my entire life.
1055
01:13:56,844 --> 01:13:59,277
I was also pretty sure
it was gonna be the last...
1056
01:13:59,346 --> 01:14:01,473
but right then,
that didn't matter.
1057
01:14:01,548 --> 01:14:03,714
What mattered was I was
gonna have the dance
1058
01:14:03,727 --> 01:14:06,643
I'd been waiting for
since the first grade.
1059
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:10,147
That much I was sure of.
But still, nothing
1060
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,386
could've prepared me for
what was about to happen.
1061
01:14:47,889 --> 01:14:51,552
We finally got
our dance, sweetie.
1062
01:15:23,454 --> 01:15:27,220
Johnny, no.
1063
01:15:37,234 --> 01:15:39,259
Please don't go.
1064
01:15:42,906 --> 01:15:44,896
I... love you.
1065
01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:48,466
I love you too.
1066
01:16:23,676 --> 01:16:26,439
Ah, there you are.
1067
01:16:26,511 --> 01:16:29,309
- You.
- What? What?
1068
01:16:29,381 --> 01:16:31,542
We've been waiting!
1069
01:16:31,616 --> 01:16:33,913
- For me?
- Of course for you...
1070
01:16:33,984 --> 01:16:35,918
you dumb sloat.
1071
01:16:35,986 --> 01:16:39,513
You see anyone else who was supposed
to be here four days ago?
1072
01:16:39,590 --> 01:16:42,057
Hey, look, I'm, uh--
1073
01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:44,889
I'm really sorry. I-I didn't know
anybody was waiting.
1074
01:16:44,961 --> 01:16:48,419
When you die, you are supposed
to come directly here...
1075
01:16:48,498 --> 01:16:50,693
where we pass judgment...
1076
01:16:50,767 --> 01:16:53,201
andsendyou to Heaven or Hell.
1077
01:16:53,269 --> 01:16:55,122
You are not supposed
to climb out of the
1078
01:16:55,135 --> 01:16:57,226
grave, muck around on
Earth waiting to die...
1079
01:16:57,305 --> 01:16:59,273
a second time!
1080
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:03,003
I-I-I didn't plan that,
it just happened.
1081
01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:11,541
Sorry about all the yelling.
Here's the situation:
1082
01:17:11,619 --> 01:17:14,610
There's been a little mistake.
1083
01:17:14,688 --> 01:17:16,781
What kind of mistake?
1084
01:17:16,857 --> 01:17:18,791
The fact is...
1085
01:17:18,859 --> 01:17:23,318
you weren't actually supposed to die
in the convenience store.
1086
01:17:23,395 --> 01:17:26,193
- What?
- No, no, just calm down. It's all here.
1087
01:17:26,265 --> 01:17:28,732
May 28th, 8:33 p.m.:
1088
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,839
Robber enters convenience
store, threatens
1089
01:17:30,852 --> 01:17:32,998
Missy McCloud. She
attempts to stop robbery.
1090
01:17:33,071 --> 01:17:36,563
Robber turns to shoot her, in doing so
knocks over a pot of coffee with his elbow.
1091
01:17:36,641 --> 01:17:38,438
- Wait a minute!
- Mm-hmm?
1092
01:17:38,510 --> 01:17:41,172
He was supposed
to slip on coffee?
1093
01:17:41,246 --> 01:17:44,477
Supposed to, but... didn't.
1094
01:17:44,549 --> 01:17:48,210
It doesn't happen very often but somewhere
someone screwed up and the result is...
1095
01:17:48,284 --> 01:17:51,185
a sad, tragic mistake.
1096
01:17:51,254 --> 01:17:53,415
The result is I'm dead!
1097
01:17:53,489 --> 01:17:55,423
Whenever we...
make a mistake...
1098
01:17:55,491 --> 01:17:58,460
we try to rectify it by giving the person
a second chance on life;
1099
01:17:58,528 --> 01:18:01,257
a chance to prove their worth.
1100
01:18:01,329 --> 01:18:04,821
That accounts for the existence
of the occasional zombie.
1101
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:07,130
What they do when back...
1102
01:18:07,202 --> 01:18:11,433
from the dead determines what
we do with them in the afterlife.
1103
01:18:11,505 --> 01:18:16,670
Hey, look. I wanna talk to you about Chuck.
He was practically dead before I ate him.
1104
01:18:17,844 --> 01:18:21,109
I'm sorry. It's time
you were on your way.
1105
01:18:21,181 --> 01:18:25,481
- On my way to where?
- To where you belong, Johnny Dingle.
1106
01:18:25,552 --> 01:18:27,611
To where you belong.
1107
01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:34,057
Next.
1108
01:18:46,737 --> 01:18:49,137
- Hi, Johnny.
- Hey.
1109
01:18:49,206 --> 01:18:52,698
All right, gimme all your money
or I'll blow your damn brains out.
1110
01:18:53,944 --> 01:18:57,401
Don't worry.
Everything will be okay.
1111
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,674
Let's go!
1112
01:19:00,449 --> 01:19:02,679
Let's go!
1113
01:19:07,155 --> 01:19:09,680
Look out!
1114
01:19:11,993 --> 01:19:14,962
Johnny!
1115
01:19:23,669 --> 01:19:26,229
Now he knocks
over the coffee.
1116
01:19:26,305 --> 01:19:30,002
Oh, god, Johnny.
1117
01:19:33,079 --> 01:19:36,537
Ever since the first grade I've been
desperately in love with you.
1118
01:19:36,616 --> 01:19:41,609
You're the kindest, smartest,
most beautiful girl I've ever known.
1119
01:19:41,686 --> 01:19:44,553
And after I'm gone...
1120
01:19:44,623 --> 01:19:49,855
I just want you to know that you
meant more to me... than life itself.
1121
01:19:51,862 --> 01:19:55,262
I love you, Missy.
1122
01:20:00,937 --> 01:20:03,098
You're not shot.
1123
01:20:03,172 --> 01:20:05,299
What?
1124
01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:12,377
The bullet hit this thing
you were wearing.
1125
01:20:26,726 --> 01:20:30,127
You tried to sacrifice
your life for me.
1126
01:20:30,196 --> 01:20:34,495
You'd have done
the same for me.
1127
01:20:34,566 --> 01:20:38,332
Trust me... I know.
1128
01:20:43,574 --> 01:20:46,236
Would you like to go
to the prom with me?
1129
01:20:51,316 --> 01:20:54,479
And that's it. That's the whole story.
1130
01:20:54,552 --> 01:20:58,714
I know it seems pretty preposterous
but it happened just that way.
1131
01:20:58,788 --> 01:21:01,484
IfI had to do it all over again
and I could do it differently...
1132
01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:05,960
nothing.
1133
01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:09,987
Well, I take that back.
That's not entirely true.
1134
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,257
I think I would
have eaten Buck.