1 00:01:35,598 --> 00:01:36,933 Oh, oh, oh 2 00:01:37,016 --> 00:01:38,684 Woke up today 3 00:01:38,768 --> 00:01:42,271 Feeling the way I always do 4 00:01:42,772 --> 00:01:44,065 Oh, oh, oh 5 00:01:44,148 --> 00:01:47,485 Hungry for something that I can't eat 6 00:01:47,568 --> 00:01:49,237 Then I hear that beat 7 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,199 That rhythm of town Starts calling me down 8 00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:57,120 It's like a message from high above 9 00:01:57,203 --> 00:01:58,580 Oh, oh, oh 10 00:01:58,663 --> 00:02:02,625 Pulling me out to the smiles And the streets that I love 11 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:06,046 - Good morning, Baltimore! - Good morning, Baltimore 12 00:02:06,129 --> 00:02:09,674 Every day's like an open door 13 00:02:09,758 --> 00:02:13,178 Every night is a fantasy 14 00:02:13,261 --> 00:02:16,973 Every sound's like a symphony 15 00:02:17,057 --> 00:02:20,727 Good morning, Baltimore 16 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:23,939 And someday when I take to the floor 17 00:02:24,022 --> 00:02:27,818 The world's gonna wake up and see 18 00:02:27,901 --> 00:02:30,696 Baltimore and me 19 00:02:40,622 --> 00:02:41,957 Oh, oh, oh 20 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,584 Look at my hair 21 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:47,713 What 'do can compare with mine today? 22 00:02:47,796 --> 00:02:49,214 Oh, oh, oh 23 00:02:49,298 --> 00:02:52,593 I've got my hairspray and radio 24 00:02:52,676 --> 00:02:54,428 I'm ready to go 25 00:02:54,511 --> 00:02:56,263 The rats on the street 26 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:58,057 All dance around my feet 27 00:02:58,182 --> 00:03:02,144 They seem to say, "Tracy, it's up to you" 28 00:03:02,228 --> 00:03:04,939 So, oh, oh, don't hold me back 29 00:03:05,064 --> 00:03:07,650 'Cause today all my dreams Will come true 30 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:11,112 Good morning, Baltimore 31 00:03:11,195 --> 00:03:14,740 There's the flasher Who lives next door 32 00:03:14,824 --> 00:03:18,327 There's the bum on his barroom stool 33 00:03:18,411 --> 00:03:22,248 They wish me luck on my way to school 34 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:25,626 Good morning, Baltimore 35 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:28,754 And someday when I take to the floor 36 00:03:28,838 --> 00:03:32,884 The world's gonna wake up and see 37 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:35,303 Baltimore and me 38 00:03:37,722 --> 00:03:39,599 I know every step 39 00:03:39,682 --> 00:03:41,309 I know every song 40 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:44,979 I know there's a place where I belong 41 00:03:45,063 --> 00:03:48,483 I see all those party lights Shining ahead 42 00:03:48,566 --> 00:03:52,403 So someone invite me before I drop dead 43 00:03:52,487 --> 00:03:54,572 Before she drops dead 44 00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:57,575 So, oh, oh, give me a chance 45 00:03:57,659 --> 00:04:01,830 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star 46 00:04:01,913 --> 00:04:03,206 Oh, oh, oh 47 00:04:03,289 --> 00:04:06,626 Something inside of me makes me move 48 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,461 When I hear that groove 49 00:04:08,545 --> 00:04:10,171 My ma tells me "no" 50 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:12,257 But my feet tell me "go" 51 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:16,386 It's like a drummer inside my heart 52 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:24,352 So, oh, oh, don't make me wait 53 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:32,653 One more moment for my life to start 54 00:04:32,736 --> 00:04:36,031 I love you, Baltimore 55 00:04:36,114 --> 00:04:39,660 Every day's like an open door 56 00:04:39,743 --> 00:04:43,247 Every night is a fantasy 57 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:46,834 Every sound's like a symphony 58 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:50,504 And I promise, Baltimore 59 00:04:50,587 --> 00:04:53,590 That someday when I take to the floor 60 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:57,761 The world's gonna wake up and see 61 00:04:57,845 --> 00:05:01,432 Gonna wake up and see 62 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:05,019 - Baltimore and me - Yes, more or less, we all agree 63 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:08,773 - Baltimore and me - Someday the world is gonna see 64 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:17,198 Baltimore and me 65 00:05:22,411 --> 00:05:24,664 Mount Everest is the most famous 66 00:05:24,747 --> 00:05:28,334 but not the highest geographical point on this Earth. 67 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,795 Now, who can tell me what that is? 68 00:05:30,878 --> 00:05:32,630 Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy? 69 00:05:33,131 --> 00:05:34,465 I can't see the board again. 70 00:05:35,925 --> 00:05:37,218 Tracy Turnblad. 71 00:05:37,844 --> 00:05:39,137 If I have to write you up 72 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:42,348 for inappropriate hair height one more time, 73 00:05:42,432 --> 00:05:44,434 you will be removed to detention. 74 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,769 Miss Wimsey, what am I supposed to do? 75 00:05:46,853 --> 00:05:49,856 Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks. 76 00:05:49,939 --> 00:05:51,900 I mean, Well, 77 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:54,319 You know what I mean. I, 78 00:05:57,030 --> 00:06:00,533 As I said, it is not Mount Everest. 79 00:06:01,409 --> 00:06:06,539 Now, next week, we will be talking about earthquakes and volcanoes. 80 00:06:06,623 --> 00:06:09,251 And as exciting as that might sound, 81 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:13,129 we have to look back approximately 60 million years. 82 00:06:13,213 --> 00:06:14,714 Now, if you turn your pages, 83 00:06:14,798 --> 00:06:16,758 we are going to start with the Ring of Fire. 84 00:06:16,842 --> 00:06:21,179 I want you to contemplate what causes the separation of the two components. 85 00:06:34,776 --> 00:06:36,695 Penny, come on, hurry! 86 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,490 Outta my way! 87 00:06:40,616 --> 00:06:41,825 Push! We're late. 88 00:06:54,421 --> 00:06:56,340 - One minute to air. - Okay. 89 00:07:04,682 --> 00:07:06,183 Don't change that channel. 90 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:08,602 Coming up next, The Corny Collins Show. 91 00:07:08,936 --> 00:07:09,979 Thirty seconds. 92 00:07:18,529 --> 00:07:20,156 - Hiya, Dad! - Goodbye! 93 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,532 Hi. 94 00:07:21,616 --> 00:07:22,658 It's my daughter. 95 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,036 10 seconds. Places, everyone. 96 00:07:27,038 --> 00:07:28,247 Hurry up, Penny, we're missing it! 97 00:07:28,331 --> 00:07:30,291 My mom says I'm not allowed to perspire! 98 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,172 Hey there, teenage Baltimore! 99 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,632 Don't change that channel 100 00:07:37,715 --> 00:07:40,218 'cause it's time for The Corny Collins Show! 101 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,304 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. 102 00:07:44,013 --> 00:07:47,600 Oh, every afternoon When the clock strikes four 103 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,602 Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba 104 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:53,231 Well, a crazy bunch of kids Crash through that door, yeah 105 00:07:53,314 --> 00:07:55,442 Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba 106 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:58,111 Well, they throw off their coats And leave the squares behind 107 00:07:58,194 --> 00:07:59,738 And then they shake it, Shake it, shake it 108 00:07:59,821 --> 00:08:01,031 Like they're losing their mind 109 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,365 You'll never see them frown 110 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,701 'Cause they're the nicest kids In town 111 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,454 Ooh, ooh, ooh 112 00:08:07,537 --> 00:08:09,414 Ooh, ooh, ooh 113 00:08:09,497 --> 00:08:12,709 Oh, every afternoon You turn your TV on, huh 114 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,128 Na, na, na 115 00:08:15,212 --> 00:08:18,548 Yeah, we know you turn the sound up When your parents are gone, yeah 116 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,884 Na, na, na 117 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,637 Then you twist and shout For your favourite star 118 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,431 And when you've practiced every step That's in your repertoire 119 00:08:26,515 --> 00:08:31,311 You better come on down And meet the nicest kids in town 120 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,274 Nice white kids Who like to lead the way 121 00:08:35,357 --> 00:08:38,110 And once a month We have our Negro Day 122 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:40,737 And I'm the man Who keeps it spinning round 123 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,866 Mr Corny Collins With the latest, greatest 124 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:47,745 Baltimore sound 125 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,622 So, every afternoon, drop everything 126 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:53,250 Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba 127 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:56,879 Who needs to read and write When you can dance and sing, yeah! 128 00:08:56,962 --> 00:08:59,256 Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba 129 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,926 Forget about your algebra And calculus 130 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,512 You can always do your homework On the morning bus 131 00:09:04,595 --> 00:09:06,138 Can't tell a verb from a noun 132 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:08,391 They're the nicest kids in town 133 00:09:08,474 --> 00:09:09,975 Ooh, ooh, ooh 134 00:09:10,059 --> 00:09:11,977 Roll call! 135 00:09:13,312 --> 00:09:14,355 I'm Amber. 136 00:09:14,939 --> 00:09:15,982 Brad. 137 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,775 - Tammy. - Fender. 138 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:18,901 - Brenda. - Sketch. 139 00:09:18,985 --> 00:09:20,027 - Shelley. - IQ. 140 00:09:20,111 --> 00:09:21,153 Lou Ann. 141 00:09:21,237 --> 00:09:22,613 - Joey. Mikey. - Vicki. Becky. 142 00:09:22,697 --> 00:09:23,739 - Bix. - Jesse. 143 00:09:23,823 --> 00:09:24,866 - Darla. - Paulie. 144 00:09:24,949 --> 00:09:26,159 - Noreen. - Doreen. 145 00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:29,245 And I'm... Link. 146 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:33,124 So, if every night you're shaking As you lie in bed 147 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,752 - Mony, mony - Shake it, baby 148 00:09:35,835 --> 00:09:39,339 And the bass and drums Are pounding in your head 149 00:09:39,422 --> 00:09:41,633 Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony 150 00:09:41,716 --> 00:09:44,427 Who cares about sleep When you can snooze in school 151 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:46,971 You'll never get to college But you'll sure look cool 152 00:09:47,055 --> 00:09:48,556 Don't need a cap or a gown 153 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,017 When you're the nicest kids in town 154 00:09:51,976 --> 00:09:54,270 They must think my ears are garbage cans. 155 00:09:54,813 --> 00:09:57,148 Would you turn that racket down? 156 00:09:58,149 --> 00:09:59,609 I'm trying to iron here. 157 00:10:00,193 --> 00:10:01,778 Nicest kids in... 158 00:10:05,031 --> 00:10:06,074 Kids in town 159 00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:07,200 - Whoo! - Whoo! 160 00:10:08,618 --> 00:10:11,037 Ma, it's not racket. It's The Corny Collins Show. 161 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:13,415 Well, it's turning your brains into mud. 162 00:10:13,498 --> 00:10:15,459 Mrs Turnblad, it's a new dance! 163 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:17,169 The Stricken Chicken. 164 00:10:17,252 --> 00:10:18,962 Well, I can't hear myself think. 165 00:10:19,463 --> 00:10:21,840 How am I supposed to negotiate pleats? 166 00:10:22,549 --> 00:10:24,176 - Edna? - I'm in here, Prudy. 167 00:10:24,259 --> 00:10:25,594 What's that racket? 168 00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:29,306 Oh, Tracy. 169 00:10:29,389 --> 00:10:30,682 Edna, is my laundry ready? 170 00:10:30,766 --> 00:10:31,808 Yep. 171 00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:34,186 That'll be three dollars, hon. 172 00:10:34,686 --> 00:10:36,647 That's pretty pricey for a pair of petty pants. 173 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,065 Well, I'm sorry, Prudy, 174 00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:41,360 but some of your personal stains required pounding with a rock. 175 00:10:42,694 --> 00:10:44,196 I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 176 00:10:45,656 --> 00:10:48,826 You're letting her listen to that race music again? 177 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,704 My daughter spends every afternoon at the Stamp and Coin Club. 178 00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:53,789 Oh, really? Well, your daughter hap... 179 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,877 Oh, what is that? The Waving Raven? 180 00:10:58,919 --> 00:10:59,962 It's a little twitchy. 181 00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:04,341 Oh, you wanna play Charades now. All right. 182 00:11:05,217 --> 00:11:06,260 Okay, go ahead. 183 00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:07,928 You. 184 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,138 Penny. 185 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,723 No. 186 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:13,643 Tracy Turnblad. 187 00:11:13,726 --> 00:11:14,769 Are you trying to tell me 188 00:11:14,852 --> 00:11:17,480 that Penny didn't get permission from her mother to be here? 189 00:11:17,563 --> 00:11:18,606 What? 190 00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:20,149 Penny. 191 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:22,735 You are banned from this house! 192 00:11:22,818 --> 00:11:24,862 You will never watch that show again! 193 00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:26,197 Without that show, I have nothing! 194 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,074 Having nothing builds character! 195 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,952 Toodle-oo, Edna! 196 00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:39,919 Give them a hand, folks. 197 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,588 All right, all right. 198 00:11:44,757 --> 00:11:46,968 And, once again, that's the Stricken Chicken. 199 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,094 We will be right back 200 00:11:48,178 --> 00:11:50,054 for some more of that hot Detroit sound. 201 00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:52,974 And we're off! 202 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:54,976 Corny. 203 00:11:56,644 --> 00:11:58,104 "Detroit sound"? 204 00:11:58,188 --> 00:12:00,273 What's that, the cries of people being mugged? 205 00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:02,192 Aw, Velma. The kids dig the rhythm and blues. 206 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,568 Yeah, they're kids, Corny. 207 00:12:03,652 --> 00:12:06,529 That's why we have to steer them in the white direction. 208 00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:07,656 Right direction? 209 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:10,033 Didn't I say that? 210 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:18,917 I'll do it. 211 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,381 You try that again 212 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:26,091 and there'll be stumps where your feet should be. 213 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:27,718 You got that? You little who... 214 00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:30,178 - Amber. - Holy moly. 215 00:12:30,262 --> 00:12:31,346 Baby. 216 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:32,973 Good job dancing today. 217 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,099 It's time. 218 00:12:35,184 --> 00:12:36,768 - Link. - Amber. 219 00:12:37,686 --> 00:12:39,980 Amber. Amber, Amber, Amber. 220 00:12:41,523 --> 00:12:43,400 Save your personal life for the cameras, sweetie. 221 00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,110 Shiny. 222 00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:48,364 Tammy, Lou Ann, you're gonna die. 223 00:12:48,447 --> 00:12:50,741 Speaking of cameras, did you have a nice nap? 224 00:12:50,824 --> 00:12:51,867 If you'd do your job, 225 00:12:51,951 --> 00:12:53,702 my daughter wouldn't have to fight to be visible. 226 00:12:53,786 --> 00:12:56,413 I gotta show some of the other kids once in a while. 227 00:12:56,497 --> 00:12:58,582 You know, this is a small city. 228 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,000 There aren't that many stations. 229 00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:01,544 This time next year, 230 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:03,003 you could be wearing an ill-fitting tux, 231 00:13:03,087 --> 00:13:04,630 snapping bar mitzvah photos. 232 00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:07,299 I don't know. 233 00:13:14,348 --> 00:13:15,558 Show Link. 234 00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:17,435 This is nuts. She can't even dance. 235 00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:19,520 Plastic little spastic. 236 00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:23,232 Oh, Link. I can dance so much better than her. 237 00:13:23,816 --> 00:13:26,110 - Why don't you notice me at school? - Mm-hmm. 238 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:30,281 Ooh 239 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:33,368 Hey. 240 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:36,454 That was our very own Link Larkin singing It Takes Two. 241 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,623 And I'm Motormouth Maybelle reminding, 242 00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:41,751 the last Tuesday of this month's your rhythm and blues day. 243 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,420 That's right! Negro Day will be coming your way. 244 00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,464 So don't... Uh... 245 00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:48,258 Over here. 246 00:13:49,217 --> 00:13:50,260 Thank you. 247 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,555 So, catch all the crooning when you're all set and tune in. 248 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,473 Thank you, Motormouth. And now... 249 00:13:55,557 --> 00:13:57,225 Owner's coming. He'll call my mother again. Let's go! 250 00:13:57,308 --> 00:13:59,352 - ...very own fun-loving... - Hey! 251 00:13:59,436 --> 00:14:00,770 Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking... 252 00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:01,896 What? 253 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,773 ...a leave of absence from the show. How long you gonna be gone, Brenda? 254 00:14:04,983 --> 00:14:06,234 Just nine months. 255 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,112 Seems like we'll have an opening here on the show for a girl 256 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:12,199 just as fun-loving, but maybe not quite as freewheeling. 257 00:14:12,949 --> 00:14:14,701 Wanna be one of the nicest kids in town? 258 00:14:14,785 --> 00:14:18,080 Cut school tomorrow and come down to station WYZT to audition. 259 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,836 - No. - But, Ma. 260 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,257 Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad. My diet pill's wearing off. 261 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,133 But come on! 262 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,011 No one is auditioning for anything in this household. 263 00:14:33,095 --> 00:14:34,721 But why not? Why not? 264 00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:36,431 Because dancing is not your future. 265 00:14:36,515 --> 00:14:39,518 One day, you're gonna own Edna's Occidental Laundry. 266 00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:42,354 I don't wanna be a laundress. 267 00:14:42,438 --> 00:14:43,564 I wanna be famous! 268 00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:44,857 Look, if you wanna be famous, 269 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,859 learn how to take blood outta car upholstery. 270 00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:48,652 That's a skill you can take right to the bank. 271 00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:51,363 - Hey. What's all the ruckus in here? - Not a word. 272 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:53,949 Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a TV show. 273 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,534 - No, she is not! - You are? 274 00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,119 First the hair, now this? 275 00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:59,205 But all the kids are batting up their hair now, hon. 276 00:14:59,288 --> 00:15:01,165 - You're no help. - It's "ratting," Daddy. 277 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,292 And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy, does it. 278 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,543 I don't believe that. 279 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:05,836 What do you mean you don't believe that? 280 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,338 - I don't. - How else would it look that way? 281 00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:09,590 I believe that it is naturally stiff. 282 00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:12,385 She doesn't understand anything. 283 00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:15,221 - Dancing on that show is my dream. - I know. 284 00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:16,806 Just because she wouldn't know a dream 285 00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:17,932 if it bit her on the nose! 286 00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,601 Well, I have information for you, missy. 287 00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:23,980 I once had a dream that I owned a coin-operated laundromat, 288 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:27,066 and I came down from that cloud real quickly, I'll tell you that. 289 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,192 No! 290 00:15:28,276 --> 00:15:29,569 - Oh, Wilbur. - Fine! I'm going to my room! 291 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,696 She thinks I'm being mean, but I'm not. 292 00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:32,822 Those TV people, 293 00:15:32,905 --> 00:15:36,784 they don't pick people like Tracy or... girls like us. 294 00:15:37,744 --> 00:15:39,412 They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur. 295 00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:41,623 I'll talk to her. 296 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,959 Okay. Talk to her. 297 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:50,131 I'll talk to her. Don't you worry. 298 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,257 Okay. 299 00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:54,177 What? 300 00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:02,185 Tracy, this TV thing. You really want it? 301 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:03,937 With all my heart. 302 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,355 Then you go for it! 303 00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:07,899 This is America, babe. 304 00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:09,568 You gotta think big to be big. 305 00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,987 Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur. 306 00:16:12,863 --> 00:16:14,239 You follow your dream. 307 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,616 Mine came true, 308 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,578 and now, I have the most precious thing in the world. 309 00:16:21,496 --> 00:16:23,415 The Taj Mahal of joke shops. 310 00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:30,672 Back step, cha-cha-cha. 311 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,466 Side step, front step. 312 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:34,218 Back and turn. 313 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:36,053 Front step, cha-cha-cha. 314 00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:37,805 Tammy, sharper. 315 00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,640 Side step, front step. 316 00:16:39,723 --> 00:16:41,892 Back, again. Front step. 317 00:16:41,975 --> 00:16:44,603 Oh, my god, Penny. There's Link. Link! 318 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,355 Penny, pinch me! 319 00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:49,525 You told me to. 320 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,069 I can't believe I'm really here auditioning. 321 00:16:52,152 --> 00:16:53,195 - Side step, front step. - I can't believe I'm really here 322 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,780 watching you audition. 323 00:16:55,823 --> 00:16:57,616 Front step, cha-cha-cha. 324 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,326 Back step, cha-cha-cha. 325 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:02,496 Side step, front step, back and... 326 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:05,374 Oh, Amber, look at this motley crew. 327 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,585 This town sure has gone downhill 328 00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:09,712 since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs. 329 00:17:10,212 --> 00:17:13,549 Oh, my god, how times have changed 330 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,053 These girls must be blind Or completely deranged 331 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,013 But time seemed to halt 332 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:22,016 When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs 333 00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:24,102 Amber, that move is far too dirty. 334 00:17:24,185 --> 00:17:26,104 Mother, wake up from that dream of yours. 335 00:17:26,187 --> 00:17:28,147 This isn't 1930. 336 00:17:28,231 --> 00:17:31,109 You can laugh but life's a test 337 00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:32,819 Don't do this, don't do that 338 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:35,071 Remember, Mother knows best 339 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,823 For the crown's in the vault 340 00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:40,118 From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs 341 00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:41,953 These steps are perfect ammunition 342 00:17:42,036 --> 00:17:45,957 Let me show you how your mommy dear Took out the competition 343 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,751 Girls, go get them. 344 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,419 Boys, let's rumba. 345 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,964 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 346 00:17:53,048 --> 00:17:56,635 Those poor runner-ups Might still hold some grudges 347 00:17:56,718 --> 00:18:00,138 They padded their cups But I screwed the judges 348 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:01,973 Those broads thought they'd win 349 00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:05,060 If a plate They would spin in their dance 350 00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:07,687 Not a chance 351 00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:09,231 Boys, put me down 352 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,776 Good morning, ladies. Let's see what you got. 353 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,530 Twist, twist, twist, twist Mashed potato, mambo 354 00:18:16,613 --> 00:18:17,864 Ready, begin 355 00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:21,285 On my show you'll never find A thrusting hip or bump and grind 356 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,161 What's that A dance for fleas and ticks? 357 00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:24,955 Oh, you should have seen My bag of tricks 358 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:28,876 Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze 359 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:32,337 While belting Aida And preparing soufflés 360 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:34,173 But that triple somersault 361 00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:39,261 Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs 362 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:07,999 Proceed. 363 00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:09,792 Are you scared we're on live? 364 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,627 No, I'm sure I can cope 365 00:19:11,711 --> 00:19:14,046 Well, this show isn't broadcast in... 366 00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,172 - Cinemascope - Cinemascope 367 00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:17,341 I never drank one chocolate malt 368 00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:21,012 No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs 369 00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:25,892 This one will never get a date In those hand-me-down clothes 370 00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:29,687 Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date Till Daddy buys her a new nose 371 00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:31,564 I would say, "Oy gevalt" 372 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:35,151 If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs 373 00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:38,446 Do you dance like you dress? 374 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,240 Amber, there's no need to be cruel 375 00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:42,992 Would you swim in an integrated pool? 376 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:46,287 I sure would. I'm all for integration. 377 00:19:46,371 --> 00:19:48,331 It's the new frontier! 378 00:19:48,415 --> 00:19:50,250 Not in Baltimore, it isn't. 379 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,960 And may I be frank? 380 00:19:52,043 --> 00:19:53,712 First impressions can be tough 381 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,547 And when I saw you, I knew it 382 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:59,342 If your size weren't enough Your last answer just blew it 383 00:19:59,426 --> 00:20:02,929 And so, my dear, so short and stout 384 00:20:03,013 --> 00:20:04,347 You'll never be in 385 00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:06,516 - So we're kicking you out - So we're kicking you out 386 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,518 With your form and your face 387 00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:10,103 Aw, well, it isn't your fault 388 00:20:10,187 --> 00:20:11,563 You're just down with a case 389 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:19,029 Of Miss Baltimore Crabs 390 00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:22,199 You may go. 391 00:20:22,282 --> 00:20:24,326 Um, thank you? 392 00:20:28,997 --> 00:20:30,707 I think they secretly liked you. 393 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,806 Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad? 394 00:20:45,889 --> 00:20:49,018 I trust it was something really important. 395 00:20:49,101 --> 00:20:50,352 It should've been. 396 00:21:15,336 --> 00:21:17,129 There's a party grooving Let's get down 397 00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:19,423 - What you looking at? - Nothing. Not you. 398 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:25,972 Can I help you? 399 00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:27,598 That move's swift. 400 00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:28,725 You got that right. 401 00:21:29,225 --> 00:21:31,144 The man can dine me on a diet of detention, 402 00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:33,563 so long as he don't starve me of my tunes, baby. 403 00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:36,024 - Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this? 404 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:38,902 Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight." 405 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:42,280 I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex. 406 00:21:42,363 --> 00:21:43,448 Wow. 407 00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:46,785 That is so groovy. 408 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:54,834 You're really good. 409 00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:55,961 Why, thank you. 410 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,548 So, would it be kinda like this? 411 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:01,925 You can't do that dance. 412 00:22:02,008 --> 00:22:03,093 Hello, now. 413 00:22:03,176 --> 00:22:04,594 Not bad for a white chick. 414 00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:08,974 Hey, I know where I've seen you before. 415 00:22:09,057 --> 00:22:10,767 - Where? - On Corny's show on Negro Day. 416 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,645 Negro Day's the best. I wish every day were Negro Day. 417 00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:16,273 At our house, it is. 418 00:22:18,609 --> 00:22:19,901 Hey. 419 00:22:19,985 --> 00:22:21,194 Show me another one? 420 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:22,863 You wanna see another one. 421 00:22:22,946 --> 00:22:26,200 Well, here's a little something signified to say, 422 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:28,702 "Hello, my name is Seaweed... 423 00:22:29,953 --> 00:22:31,038 J, 424 00:22:31,747 --> 00:22:32,790 Stubbs." 425 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:34,416 What's yours, baby? 426 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:39,463 I'm Tracy Turnblad! 427 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,924 You're gonna get it, white girl! 428 00:22:42,716 --> 00:22:43,968 Well, Tracy, 429 00:22:44,051 --> 00:22:45,928 you got it going on, girl. You one of us. 430 00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:50,015 You're joining this program already in progress! 431 00:22:50,975 --> 00:22:52,226 Well, let's go. 432 00:23:11,537 --> 00:23:13,372 No, I get who Caesar is. 433 00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:14,832 But what's the "Ideas of March"? 434 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:17,168 I mean, how can a month have an idea? 435 00:23:18,336 --> 00:23:19,378 Hold on. 436 00:23:19,462 --> 00:23:20,505 Come on. 437 00:23:30,223 --> 00:23:31,808 How you liking detention now? 438 00:23:31,891 --> 00:23:35,854 I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished. 439 00:23:42,485 --> 00:23:43,528 Hey. 440 00:23:44,696 --> 00:23:47,657 You know, Corny's hosting the hop tomorrow. 441 00:23:49,743 --> 00:23:52,329 If he saw you dancing like that, he'd put you on the show. 442 00:23:53,747 --> 00:23:54,789 See you. 443 00:23:56,124 --> 00:23:57,167 Sorry, little darling. 444 00:23:57,709 --> 00:23:59,252 Hope I didn't dent your 'do. 445 00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:03,423 - Hey! - See you all later. 446 00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:06,301 Hey, Trace. I was looking for you. 447 00:24:07,052 --> 00:24:08,095 What? 448 00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:11,640 I can hear the bells 449 00:24:11,723 --> 00:24:13,058 What? What are you talking about? 450 00:24:14,059 --> 00:24:17,187 Well, don't you hear them chime? 451 00:24:17,271 --> 00:24:18,730 "Chime" is not exactly how I'd put it. 452 00:24:19,565 --> 00:24:26,321 Can't you feel my heartbeat Keeping perfect time? 453 00:24:26,405 --> 00:24:33,203 And all because he touched me 454 00:24:33,287 --> 00:24:35,122 He looked at me and stared 455 00:24:35,205 --> 00:24:37,583 Yes, he bumped me 456 00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:39,376 My heart was unprepared 457 00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:41,837 When he tapped me 458 00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:44,131 And knocked me off my feet 459 00:24:44,214 --> 00:24:47,927 One little touch Now my life's complete 460 00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,346 - 'Cause when he nudged me - Oh! 461 00:24:50,429 --> 00:24:52,306 Love put me in a fix 462 00:24:52,389 --> 00:24:54,725 Yes, it hit me 463 00:24:54,809 --> 00:24:56,435 Just like a ton of bricks 464 00:24:56,519 --> 00:24:58,688 Yes, my heart burst 465 00:24:58,771 --> 00:25:01,190 Now I know what life's about 466 00:25:01,273 --> 00:25:05,152 One little touch And love's knocked me out 467 00:25:05,236 --> 00:25:07,863 And I can hear the bells 468 00:25:07,947 --> 00:25:10,032 My head is spinning 469 00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:12,076 I can hear the bells 470 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,287 Something's beginning 471 00:25:14,370 --> 00:25:18,499 Everybody says That a girl who looks like me 472 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,168 Can't win his love 473 00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:22,295 Well, just wait and see 474 00:25:22,378 --> 00:25:24,964 'Cause I can hear the bells 475 00:25:25,048 --> 00:25:27,133 Just hear them chiming 476 00:25:27,216 --> 00:25:29,177 I can hear the bells 477 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:31,304 My temperature's climbing 478 00:25:31,387 --> 00:25:33,181 I can't contain my joy 479 00:25:33,264 --> 00:25:37,894 'Cause I finally found the boy I've been missing 480 00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:43,608 Listen, I can hear the bells 481 00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:46,194 Round one 482 00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:49,072 He'll ask me on a date, and then 483 00:25:49,155 --> 00:25:50,490 Round two 484 00:25:50,573 --> 00:25:53,326 I'll primp but won't be late because 485 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:56,997 Round three Is when we kiss inside his car 486 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:01,626 Won't go all the way but I'll go pretty far 487 00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:03,420 Round four 488 00:26:03,503 --> 00:26:06,214 He'll ask me for my hand and then 489 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:07,674 Round five 490 00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:10,427 We'll book the wedding band so by 491 00:26:10,510 --> 00:26:11,553 Round six 492 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:14,097 Amber, much to your surprise 493 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:18,101 This heavyweight champion Takes the prize 494 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,729 And I can hear the bells 495 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:22,981 My ears are ringing 496 00:26:23,065 --> 00:26:24,858 I can hear the bells 497 00:26:24,942 --> 00:26:27,111 The bridesmaids are singing 498 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:31,365 Everybody says That a guy who's such a gem 499 00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:32,950 Won't look my way 500 00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:35,285 Well, the laugh's on them 501 00:26:35,369 --> 00:26:37,705 'Cause I can hear the bells 502 00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:39,999 My father will smile 503 00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:41,709 I can hear the bells 504 00:26:41,792 --> 00:26:44,211 As he walks me down the aisle 505 00:26:44,295 --> 00:26:46,005 My mother starts to cry 506 00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:50,676 But I can't see 'cause Link and I Are French kissing 507 00:26:50,759 --> 00:26:56,474 Listen, I can hear the bells 508 00:26:56,557 --> 00:26:57,600 Yeah. 509 00:27:01,562 --> 00:27:03,564 I can hear the bells 510 00:27:03,648 --> 00:27:05,858 My head is reeling 511 00:27:05,942 --> 00:27:07,735 I can hear the bells 512 00:27:07,818 --> 00:27:10,112 I can't stop the pealing 513 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:14,117 Everybody warns That he won't like what he'll see 514 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,246 But I know that he'll look Inside of me 515 00:27:18,329 --> 00:27:20,581 Yeah, I can hear the bells 516 00:27:20,665 --> 00:27:23,084 Today's just the start 'cause 517 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:24,669 I can hear the bells 518 00:27:24,752 --> 00:27:27,255 Until death do us part and 519 00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:31,259 Even when we die We'll look down from up above 520 00:27:31,342 --> 00:27:35,597 Remembering the night That we two fell in love 521 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,515 We both will shed a tear 522 00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:42,312 And he'll whisper As we're reminiscing 523 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:47,942 - Listen, I can hear the bells - She can hear the bells 524 00:27:48,026 --> 00:27:53,823 - I can hear the bells - She can hear the bells 525 00:27:53,907 --> 00:28:02,249 - I can hear the bells - Bum, bum, bum 526 00:28:14,553 --> 00:28:16,972 Hey, little girl With the cash to burn 527 00:28:18,515 --> 00:28:21,310 Well, I'm selling something You won't return 528 00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:25,272 Hey, little girl Take me off the shelf 529 00:28:26,565 --> 00:28:29,485 'Cause it's hard having fun Playing with yourself 530 00:28:30,986 --> 00:28:32,863 Once you bounce Through the whole selection 531 00:28:32,946 --> 00:28:35,032 Shake those hips in my direction 532 00:28:35,115 --> 00:28:36,992 Prettier package you never did see 533 00:28:37,076 --> 00:28:38,994 Take me home and then unwrap me 534 00:28:39,078 --> 00:28:42,498 Shop around but, little darling I've got to be 535 00:28:42,581 --> 00:28:44,625 The ladies' choice 536 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,669 Ladies' choice 537 00:28:46,752 --> 00:28:49,046 The ladies' choice 538 00:28:50,881 --> 00:28:52,425 Go on. Get out there and show them. 539 00:28:52,508 --> 00:28:53,884 It's packed pretty tight. 540 00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:55,469 Okay, I'll go in front of you and I'll push. 541 00:28:55,553 --> 00:28:58,431 Test drive this American male 542 00:28:58,514 --> 00:28:59,557 Wait. 543 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,684 It's gonna take cash to fill my tank 544 00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:03,519 It's gonna take cash to fill my tank 545 00:29:03,603 --> 00:29:05,479 So let's crack open your piggy bank 546 00:29:05,563 --> 00:29:07,940 Hey, Seaweed! Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny? 547 00:29:08,024 --> 00:29:09,692 Are you crazy? You gotta dance with your crowd, 548 00:29:09,775 --> 00:29:11,569 - I gotta dance with mine. - Why? 549 00:29:11,652 --> 00:29:12,945 It's just the way it is, Tracy. 550 00:29:13,029 --> 00:29:14,280 But it's your dance. 551 00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:15,907 Well, how 'bout you go borrow it for a second. 552 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:17,909 - Really? - Go get it, girl. 553 00:29:19,535 --> 00:29:21,579 I'm the ladies' choice 554 00:29:21,663 --> 00:29:23,790 Ladies' choice 555 00:29:23,873 --> 00:29:25,792 Ladies' choice 556 00:29:28,795 --> 00:29:30,088 What is she doing? 557 00:29:34,175 --> 00:29:36,052 All right! Yeah! 558 00:29:44,811 --> 00:29:46,521 Hey, little girl on a spending spree 559 00:29:46,604 --> 00:29:48,565 I don't come cheap But the kisses come free 560 00:29:48,648 --> 00:29:52,193 On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree 561 00:29:52,652 --> 00:29:54,905 Oh, hey, little girl, Listen to my plea 562 00:29:54,988 --> 00:29:57,073 I come with a lifetime guarantee 563 00:29:57,157 --> 00:30:00,494 One day maybe we'll find That baby makes three 564 00:30:00,577 --> 00:30:02,829 - It's the ladies' choice - Link! 565 00:30:04,414 --> 00:30:06,708 I'm the ladies' choice 566 00:30:08,794 --> 00:30:11,088 The ladies' choice 567 00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:14,758 I'm the ladies' choice Choice, choice 568 00:30:14,841 --> 00:30:16,885 I'm the ladies' choice 569 00:30:17,636 --> 00:30:20,138 Mr And Mrs Turnblad! 570 00:30:22,307 --> 00:30:23,559 Hey, look out! 571 00:30:25,477 --> 00:30:26,937 Mrs Turnblad! 572 00:30:29,022 --> 00:30:30,941 Mr Turnblad, come quick! 573 00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:32,401 - Me? - Come on! 574 00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:36,530 Mrs Turnblad! Come quick! 575 00:30:36,614 --> 00:30:37,656 You gotta see this! 576 00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:39,366 Oh, I read all about it. 577 00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:41,827 - It's a big fake Hollywood set. - No, Mrs... 578 00:30:41,911 --> 00:30:44,038 You think I'm gonna think that he's really up there? 579 00:30:44,121 --> 00:30:46,207 It's not John Glenn, Mrs Turnblad! 580 00:30:46,290 --> 00:30:48,000 - Well, why are we watching this? - Just watch. 581 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,126 - Lou Ann! - Joey! 582 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:50,419 - Mikey! Vicki! - Becky! Bix! 583 00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:51,545 - Jesse! - Darla! 584 00:30:51,629 --> 00:30:52,797 - Paulie! - Noreen! 585 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,090 - Doreen! - Link! 586 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,258 And I'm Tracy! 587 00:30:57,885 --> 00:30:59,053 - Oh! Oh, my! - She... 588 00:31:00,179 --> 00:31:01,597 Oh, yeah! 589 00:31:01,681 --> 00:31:05,142 And the bass and drums Are pounding in your head 590 00:31:05,226 --> 00:31:06,269 Go, Tracy! 591 00:31:06,352 --> 00:31:07,645 - Go, go, Tracy! - Go, go, Tracy! 592 00:31:07,728 --> 00:31:10,314 Who cares about sleep When you can snooze in school 593 00:31:10,398 --> 00:31:12,984 You'll never get to college But you sure look cool 594 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:14,360 Don't need a cap and a gown 595 00:31:14,444 --> 00:31:16,904 When you're the nicest kids in town 596 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:23,661 Kids in town 597 00:31:23,745 --> 00:31:25,038 - Whoo! - Whoo! 598 00:31:25,121 --> 00:31:27,123 Yeah! That was the dance of the week. 599 00:31:27,206 --> 00:31:29,209 I don't know what happened, Mr Spritzer. 600 00:31:29,292 --> 00:31:32,420 Corny had some sort of aneurysm or something, and... 601 00:31:33,087 --> 00:31:34,130 picked her. 602 00:31:34,214 --> 00:31:36,841 ...brand-new Council Member, Miss Tracy Turnblad. 603 00:31:36,925 --> 00:31:37,967 So, Trace, 604 00:31:38,051 --> 00:31:40,303 come on, cosy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself. 605 00:31:40,387 --> 00:31:42,555 Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show, 606 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,432 and I do absolutely nothing else! 607 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,144 Oh, Wilbur, to think that I almost stopped her, 608 00:31:48,228 --> 00:31:49,604 from reaching for the stars. 609 00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:52,858 And now, here she is on local daytime TV. 610 00:31:52,941 --> 00:31:54,192 She's gonna be a regular! 611 00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:58,488 Imagine, my little girl, regular at last. 612 00:31:58,572 --> 00:32:00,699 I also hope to be the first woman president 613 00:32:00,782 --> 00:32:02,117 or a Rockette! 614 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,952 And if you were president, Tracy, 615 00:32:04,036 --> 00:32:05,746 what would your first official act be? 616 00:32:07,622 --> 00:32:09,833 I'd make every day Negro Day. 617 00:32:11,293 --> 00:32:13,795 I read you like tomorrow's headlines, Tracy. 618 00:32:13,879 --> 00:32:14,922 What do you think, kids? 619 00:32:15,005 --> 00:32:16,340 You think we might have a hot new candidate 620 00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:17,841 for Miss Teenage Hairspray? 621 00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:19,885 That's only the dream of my life. 622 00:32:19,968 --> 00:32:21,804 But Miss Hairspray is mine. 623 00:32:21,887 --> 00:32:23,055 Uh, we're on the air. 624 00:32:23,138 --> 00:32:25,307 And your dream will be coming to you, sweetheart, 625 00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:28,435 Saturday, June 2nd, right here on WYZT. 626 00:32:28,519 --> 00:32:30,604 You have to vote for a person, Corny, not one of the Himalayas. 627 00:32:30,688 --> 00:32:31,897 Hi, Penny. 628 00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:33,399 Always the charmer, Amber. 629 00:32:35,526 --> 00:32:38,612 I want that chubby communist girl off the show! 630 00:32:38,696 --> 00:32:41,323 Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon. 631 00:32:41,407 --> 00:32:42,533 She's a corrupting influence! 632 00:32:42,616 --> 00:32:46,203 I agree. We don't want our dancers thrusting like savages! 633 00:32:46,287 --> 00:32:47,747 Hey, speak for yourself. 634 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:48,998 Don't get flip with me. 635 00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:50,291 I'm not. 636 00:32:50,374 --> 00:32:52,168 Look, now I got some new ideas for the show. 637 00:32:52,251 --> 00:32:53,878 First, we get rid of Negro Day. 638 00:32:53,961 --> 00:32:55,421 Finally, some sense outta you. 639 00:32:55,504 --> 00:32:57,465 And we mix those kids in with the rest of the Council. 640 00:32:57,548 --> 00:32:58,758 Mix those kids? 641 00:32:58,841 --> 00:32:59,884 That's right, I said it. 642 00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:02,011 This is not a black-and-tan cocktail! 643 00:33:02,094 --> 00:33:03,304 Well, why couldn't it be? 644 00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:05,515 Velma, isn't this where it's all heading anyway? 645 00:33:06,015 --> 00:33:08,226 Now, you can fight it or you can rock out to it. 646 00:33:08,351 --> 00:33:10,478 Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas, 647 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:13,564 like, like a nice, fresh new host! 648 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,902 Gee, Velma, how do you fire Corny Collins, 649 00:33:17,986 --> 00:33:19,362 from The Corny Collins Show? 650 00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:23,783 They do it all the time on Lassie! 651 00:33:23,866 --> 00:33:26,077 Velma, you've let this go too far! 652 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,579 - Me? - Fix it! 653 00:33:27,662 --> 00:33:29,122 - What? - Fix it! 654 00:33:32,834 --> 00:33:36,713 Hey, look out for that moving van Driving down our streets 655 00:33:36,796 --> 00:33:38,631 You better lock up your man 656 00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:41,926 Before he meets the new girl in town 657 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:43,845 Who just came on the scene, 658 00:33:43,928 --> 00:33:46,389 TracyFace whoopee cushion. Good choice. 659 00:33:46,473 --> 00:33:48,934 We got your Tracy souvenirs for days. 660 00:33:49,017 --> 00:33:51,144 Here, your signed photos. 661 00:33:52,395 --> 00:33:53,522 Tracy wigs. 662 00:33:53,605 --> 00:33:55,065 Whoa, whoa, whoa 663 00:33:55,148 --> 00:34:00,862 We don't know what to do 'Bout the new girl in town 664 00:34:02,322 --> 00:34:05,993 The new girl in town Seems to dance on air 665 00:34:06,076 --> 00:34:07,285 The new girl in town 666 00:34:07,369 --> 00:34:09,663 She's got the coolest hair 667 00:34:09,746 --> 00:34:15,127 You better tell the homecoming queen To hold onto her crown 668 00:34:15,210 --> 00:34:16,962 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa 669 00:34:17,045 --> 00:34:20,966 Or she's gonna lose it to The new girl in town 670 00:34:21,049 --> 00:34:24,595 That big little girl is sending my sales through the roof. 671 00:34:24,678 --> 00:34:27,389 More people are breathing aerosol than oxygen! 672 00:34:27,473 --> 00:34:29,224 Do you think you could show us some of those new dance moves? 673 00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,185 - Yeah, sure. - Ooh, pretty flowers. 674 00:34:31,268 --> 00:34:32,519 Tracy, wait up! 675 00:34:34,313 --> 00:34:35,356 She's hip 676 00:34:36,148 --> 00:34:37,316 So cool 677 00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:41,654 I'm gonna get her after school 678 00:34:41,737 --> 00:34:44,740 And yet we'd like to be like her 679 00:34:44,824 --> 00:34:48,953 'Cause she's the kitten That the cats prefer 680 00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:52,581 The new girl in town Has my guy on a string 681 00:34:52,665 --> 00:34:56,460 - The new girl in town - Hey, look, she's wearing his ring 682 00:34:56,544 --> 00:34:58,170 I can't stop crying 683 00:34:58,254 --> 00:35:01,966 And so in my own tears I'm gonna drown 684 00:35:02,049 --> 00:35:03,759 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 685 00:35:03,843 --> 00:35:07,638 'Cause he wants to rendezvous With the new girl 686 00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:09,891 We're kinda sad and blue 687 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,267 Yes, it's true, girl 688 00:35:11,392 --> 00:35:13,144 We'd like to say 689 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:17,398 To the new girl in town 690 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:20,610 The new girl in town 691 00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:25,615 Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad. 692 00:35:26,699 --> 00:35:27,826 Where's her write-up? 693 00:35:27,909 --> 00:35:30,328 She doesn't need a detention slip. She's with me. 694 00:35:33,373 --> 00:35:35,250 Penny, this is Seaweed. Seaweed, this is Penny. 695 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:37,585 Whoa, whoa, whoa 696 00:35:46,803 --> 00:35:50,765 To the new girl in town 697 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,685 The new girl in town 698 00:35:53,768 --> 00:35:55,812 Whoa, whoa, whoa 699 00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:57,689 From out of the blue, girl 700 00:35:57,773 --> 00:35:59,649 This town's in a stew, girl 701 00:35:59,733 --> 00:36:01,276 What a hullabaloo, girl 702 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,362 She ain't just passing through, girl 703 00:36:03,445 --> 00:36:05,155 She's sticking like glue, girl 704 00:36:05,238 --> 00:36:06,782 To the man I thought I knew, girl 705 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,450 Whoa, whoa, whoa 706 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,410 Hey, look out for that moving van 707 00:36:10,494 --> 00:36:12,621 Look out, look out, look out 708 00:36:13,747 --> 00:36:18,043 She was the new girl in 709 00:36:18,961 --> 00:36:21,380 Town 710 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,429 And that's the way you do it. 711 00:36:28,512 --> 00:36:30,973 And I'm your fabled Miss Motormouth Maybelle, 712 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:34,059 your DJ du jour, pitching rhythm your way. 713 00:36:34,143 --> 00:36:37,354 So, hey, better stay and shimmy and sway. 714 00:36:37,438 --> 00:36:40,024 We'll be right back with more Negro Day. 715 00:36:40,107 --> 00:36:41,775 "Brought to you by... 716 00:36:41,859 --> 00:36:44,278 Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair. 717 00:36:46,739 --> 00:36:49,533 Every kink will be gone in a blink." 718 00:36:51,285 --> 00:36:52,328 We're off. 719 00:36:58,918 --> 00:36:59,961 Girls, that was great. 720 00:37:00,670 --> 00:37:02,839 How dare you pick the same song? 721 00:37:03,214 --> 00:37:04,257 They wrote it. 722 00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:05,675 You watch yourself. 723 00:37:05,758 --> 00:37:08,386 You are one inch from being cancelled. 724 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:10,513 You know what your demographic is? 725 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,932 Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys. 726 00:37:19,689 --> 00:37:21,649 A foot in the door, that's all it is. 727 00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:23,902 One toe at a time. 728 00:37:28,656 --> 00:37:29,699 Hello? 729 00:37:30,366 --> 00:37:32,535 Is this the Turnblad residence? 730 00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:35,538 - Yes. - Mr Pinky speaking. 731 00:37:35,622 --> 00:37:38,833 Mr Pinky from... from the dress shop? 732 00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:40,168 Uh-huh. 733 00:37:40,251 --> 00:37:41,544 I'd like Tracy for our spokesgirl. 734 00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:42,796 You want Tracy to do what? 735 00:37:42,879 --> 00:37:44,923 - Be our spokesgirl. - Be a spokesgirl? 736 00:37:45,006 --> 00:37:46,216 I think she'd be perfect. 737 00:37:47,008 --> 00:37:49,511 I'd like to meet her and discuss the details. 738 00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:51,221 As soon as possible. 739 00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:52,347 Okay, um... 740 00:37:52,430 --> 00:37:54,224 Well, we'll have to send someone down to meet you. 741 00:37:54,307 --> 00:37:55,809 - Tonight, if you can. - So, um... 742 00:37:55,892 --> 00:37:58,854 - Oh, okay. Bye-bye, Mr Pinky. - Bye-bye. 743 00:37:58,937 --> 00:38:00,480 The Mr Pinky? 744 00:38:00,564 --> 00:38:02,441 From Mr Pinky's hefty hideaway! 745 00:38:02,524 --> 00:38:03,900 A spokesgirl? 746 00:38:03,984 --> 00:38:05,944 Oh, tell me I get a free caftan. Tell me! 747 00:38:06,028 --> 00:38:07,070 Oh, Tracy! 748 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:10,407 I think perks like caftans have to be negotiated. 749 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,117 Maybe we should get you an agent. 750 00:38:12,201 --> 00:38:14,244 Okay. You be my agent! 751 00:38:14,328 --> 00:38:16,413 What? Tracy Turnblad! 752 00:38:16,497 --> 00:38:18,832 Has fame gone to your head and made you wacky? 753 00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:20,167 Well, why not? 754 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,294 Who's going to look out for me better than my mom? 755 00:38:22,378 --> 00:38:23,754 Me, an agent? 756 00:38:24,254 --> 00:38:26,590 You see me hobnobbing and drinking rum and cokes 757 00:38:26,674 --> 00:38:27,967 with all those hoi pollois? 758 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:29,635 And out-negotiating them. 759 00:38:29,718 --> 00:38:30,803 Oh, you're crazy! 760 00:38:31,929 --> 00:38:35,099 Oh, Tracy, I haven't left this house in years. 761 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:36,308 Then isn't it time you did? 762 00:38:36,392 --> 00:38:37,768 Oh, no, Tracy. 763 00:38:38,561 --> 00:38:40,479 We'll have your father meet with him. 764 00:38:40,563 --> 00:38:42,356 I don't wanna be seen like this. 765 00:38:43,023 --> 00:38:44,066 Why not? 766 00:38:44,150 --> 00:38:46,944 I'll do it after my next diet. That's when I'll do it. 767 00:38:47,028 --> 00:38:48,571 You see, the neighbours haven't seen me 768 00:38:48,654 --> 00:38:50,114 since I was a size 10. 769 00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,699 Don't make me do it, Tracy. 770 00:38:52,283 --> 00:38:54,994 Ma, it's changing out there. 771 00:38:55,077 --> 00:38:56,537 You'll like it. 772 00:38:56,621 --> 00:38:58,039 People who are different... 773 00:38:58,122 --> 00:38:59,832 Their time is coming. 774 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:05,213 Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around 775 00:39:05,296 --> 00:39:08,299 Everybody's grooving To a brand-new sound 776 00:39:08,382 --> 00:39:11,260 Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me 777 00:39:11,344 --> 00:39:13,930 I know something's in you That you wanna set free 778 00:39:14,013 --> 00:39:17,016 So let go, go, go of the past now 779 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:20,103 Say hello to the love in your heart 780 00:39:20,186 --> 00:39:23,064 Yes, I know That the world's spinning fast now 781 00:39:23,147 --> 00:39:25,275 You gotta get yourself A brand-new start 782 00:39:25,358 --> 00:39:27,861 Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 783 00:39:27,944 --> 00:39:30,905 Oh, oh, oh 784 00:39:30,989 --> 00:39:34,075 Oh, Mama, welcome to the '60s 785 00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:36,995 Oh, oh, oh 786 00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:39,539 Go, Mama, go, go, go 787 00:39:40,874 --> 00:39:42,876 Welcome to the '60s 788 00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:44,210 Oh, oh, oh 789 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,712 Hey, Mama 790 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,632 Yeah, yeah, yeah 791 00:39:49,257 --> 00:39:50,634 Yeah, yeah, yeah 792 00:39:50,717 --> 00:39:53,470 Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun 793 00:39:53,553 --> 00:39:56,556 I haven't left this house since 1951 794 00:39:56,681 --> 00:39:59,309 Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, take a chance 795 00:39:59,393 --> 00:40:02,396 Oh, Tracy, it's been years Since someone asked me to dance 796 00:40:02,479 --> 00:40:05,357 So let go, go, go of the past now 797 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,360 Say hello to the light in your eyes 798 00:40:08,443 --> 00:40:11,071 Yes, I know That the world's spinning fast now 799 00:40:11,154 --> 00:40:13,782 But you gotta run the race To win the prize 800 00:40:13,866 --> 00:40:16,285 Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 801 00:40:16,368 --> 00:40:19,246 Oh, oh, oh 802 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:22,332 Oh, Mama, welcome to the '60s 803 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:25,336 Oh, oh, oh 804 00:40:25,419 --> 00:40:28,047 Go, Mama, go, go, go 805 00:40:29,256 --> 00:40:30,925 Welcome to the '60s 806 00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:32,051 Ma, you did it! 807 00:40:32,134 --> 00:40:34,512 Oh, Tracy, I'm a little lightheaded. 808 00:40:34,595 --> 00:40:36,514 There's so much air out here! 809 00:40:37,306 --> 00:40:39,141 Can't we go someplace that's stuffy? 810 00:40:39,225 --> 00:40:41,268 No, Ma, you're on your way. 811 00:40:43,896 --> 00:40:46,524 Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 812 00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:49,694 Oh, oh, oh 813 00:40:49,777 --> 00:40:52,530 Oh, Mama, welcome to the '60s 814 00:40:52,613 --> 00:40:55,616 Oh, oh, oh 815 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,827 Go, Mama, go, go, go 816 00:40:58,953 --> 00:41:00,496 They're so glamorous. 817 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:01,622 Wow. 818 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:05,084 - It kicked! - Swell. 819 00:41:05,626 --> 00:41:07,712 Let's toast to that. To your boy! 820 00:41:07,795 --> 00:41:09,297 Yeah, yeah, yeah 821 00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:11,799 Welcome to the rhythm Of a brand-new day 822 00:41:11,883 --> 00:41:13,509 Take your old-fashioned fears 823 00:41:13,593 --> 00:41:15,386 And just throw them away 824 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,889 You should add some colour And a fresh new 'do 825 00:41:17,972 --> 00:41:21,684 'Cause it's time for a star Who looks just like you 826 00:41:33,655 --> 00:41:35,031 I thought we marked these down. 827 00:41:35,573 --> 00:41:36,616 What? 828 00:41:42,414 --> 00:41:43,665 Thank you, Nadine. 829 00:41:47,669 --> 00:41:49,546 There's my shining star! 830 00:41:49,629 --> 00:41:51,214 Fantastic to meet you! 831 00:41:51,298 --> 00:41:52,799 I'm Mr Pinky. 832 00:41:52,883 --> 00:41:54,050 It's so nice to meet you. 833 00:41:55,343 --> 00:41:58,764 Tracy, is this your older sister? 834 00:41:59,431 --> 00:42:00,474 Oh, my. 835 00:42:01,016 --> 00:42:03,727 Perhaps she'd like some complimentary couture. 836 00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:05,145 Couture? 837 00:42:05,229 --> 00:42:07,356 Now, if you'll just sign here. 838 00:42:08,148 --> 00:42:11,276 Flattery will not distract Miss Turnblad's agent 839 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,278 from reading the fine print. 840 00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:14,988 Her agent? 841 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,074 Tracy, eat your donuts. 842 00:42:17,825 --> 00:42:18,867 Let's talk. 843 00:42:19,702 --> 00:42:21,161 All right, let's see here. 844 00:42:22,538 --> 00:42:23,872 All right. Now... 845 00:42:27,126 --> 00:42:28,168 No! 846 00:42:28,669 --> 00:42:30,921 I want a non-exclusive contract. 847 00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:33,549 Extensions by mutual option. 848 00:42:33,632 --> 00:42:35,885 And I want you to absorb my 15 percent commission. 849 00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:37,344 Not a dime over ten! 850 00:42:38,387 --> 00:42:39,764 Throw in a bustier? 851 00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:44,935 Fifty-four double D? 852 00:42:46,062 --> 00:42:47,355 Triple E. 853 00:42:47,772 --> 00:42:49,315 I hit the mother lode! 854 00:42:49,398 --> 00:42:50,483 Yeah, yeah, yeah 855 00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,276 Care for a Baby Ruth? I got one right here. 856 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,279 Oh, oh, oh 857 00:42:55,363 --> 00:42:58,282 Oh, Mama, welcome to the '60s 858 00:42:58,366 --> 00:43:01,369 Oh, oh, oh 859 00:43:01,452 --> 00:43:04,038 Go, Mama, go, go, go 860 00:43:05,998 --> 00:43:08,543 Don't-cha let nobody try To steal your fun 861 00:43:08,626 --> 00:43:11,963 'Cause a little touch of lipstick Never hurt no one 862 00:43:12,046 --> 00:43:14,632 The future's got a million roads For you to choose 863 00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:17,927 But you'll walk a little taller In some high-heeled shoes 864 00:43:18,011 --> 00:43:20,722 And once you find the style That makes you feel like you 865 00:43:20,805 --> 00:43:22,182 Something fresh, something new 866 00:43:22,265 --> 00:43:23,683 Step on out, hear us shout 867 00:43:23,766 --> 00:43:25,643 Mama, that's your cue 868 00:43:29,689 --> 00:43:31,483 Ba da ba da ba da 869 00:43:36,738 --> 00:43:37,989 Step on out, hear us shout 870 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:39,991 Mama, that's your cue 871 00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:42,827 Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me 872 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:45,872 I'm the cutest chickie That you ever did see 873 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,875 Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us 874 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,711 Where is there a team That's half as fabulous 875 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:54,631 I let go, go, go of the past now 876 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:57,676 Said hello to this red-carpet ride 877 00:43:57,759 --> 00:44:00,762 Yes, I know That the world's spinning fast now 878 00:44:00,846 --> 00:44:02,973 Tell Lollobrigida to step aside 879 00:44:03,056 --> 00:44:05,601 Your Mama's welcoming the '60s 880 00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:08,729 Oh, oh, oh 881 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:11,565 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby 882 00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:14,693 Oh, oh, oh 883 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,904 Go, Mama, go, go, go 884 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:22,159 Welcome to the '60s 885 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:24,828 Open the door to the girl Who has more 886 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,915 She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go 887 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:33,254 Hey, Mama, welcome to the '60s 888 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,506 - Your mama's hip, your mama's in - Hey, Mama 889 00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:38,259 Your mama's looking at herself And wondering, "Where you been?" 890 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:39,385 Where you been? 891 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,511 - Your mama's lit - Lit 892 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:41,637 - She's all aglow - Go, Mama 893 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,097 Your mama once was holding back 894 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,641 But Mama's gotta let go, go, go 895 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,727 Welcome to the "six," to the "O" 896 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,520 To the apostrophe "S" 897 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,440 Hey-yay, baby, yeah 898 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,651 Oh, oh, oh 899 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,657 Oh, yeah 900 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,785 Go, Mama, go, go, go 901 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:07,580 Oh, oh, oh 902 00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:10,541 Go, Mama, go, go, go 903 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:17,090 Wait until Dad sees you. 904 00:45:17,674 --> 00:45:18,758 Sees me? 905 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:21,010 He never notices what I wear. 906 00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,513 In 20 years, he's never even said to me, 907 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:24,973 "Nice muumuu" or nothing. 908 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,099 Now he will. 909 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:30,061 Well, maybe if he leaves that shop for five minutes. 910 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:32,731 I swear, I don't know what goes on down there. 911 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:33,857 Well. 912 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:36,109 Mrs Turnblad. 913 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,779 I'd know whose mother you were anywhere. 914 00:45:39,863 --> 00:45:40,906 Really? 915 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:42,574 Hello, Amber. 916 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:43,742 Hello, Tracy. 917 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:47,788 Ma, this is Amber and Mrs Von Tussle. 918 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,373 Mrs Von Tussle is the station's manager. 919 00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,709 Oh, the station manager. 920 00:45:53,877 --> 00:45:56,296 Oh, it was so nice of you let her on that show. 921 00:45:56,380 --> 00:46:00,384 Well, Tracy certainly has... redefined our standards. 922 00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:01,718 That's for sure. 923 00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:03,428 Let me guess... 924 00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:05,472 brand-new dress? 925 00:46:05,556 --> 00:46:06,932 Oh, yes. 926 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:08,725 Well, you'll stop traffic. 927 00:46:11,186 --> 00:46:13,105 It was nice meeting you. Tracy. 928 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:17,901 Bye, Tracy. 929 00:46:21,030 --> 00:46:23,490 Ma, don't listen to a word she says! 930 00:46:23,574 --> 00:46:24,909 I'm taking this back. 931 00:46:24,992 --> 00:46:26,410 - Don't you dare. - I am. 932 00:46:26,493 --> 00:46:27,912 Don't you dare! 933 00:46:27,995 --> 00:46:29,496 Don't you know why she hates us? 934 00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:32,917 She's afraid I'll beat Amber for Miss Teenage Hairspray. 935 00:46:34,168 --> 00:46:35,211 Really? 936 00:46:35,294 --> 00:46:37,713 They can't put Tracy in special ed. 937 00:46:37,797 --> 00:46:38,923 I won't have it. 938 00:46:39,006 --> 00:46:41,300 I mean, even if I have to tutor her myself, 939 00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:43,219 they cannot hold my friend back. 940 00:46:43,302 --> 00:46:45,221 You're a saint. 941 00:46:45,304 --> 00:46:46,347 Oh, and it's totally not true 942 00:46:46,430 --> 00:46:48,224 about her and the entire football team. 943 00:46:48,307 --> 00:46:49,600 I mean, please. 944 00:46:49,684 --> 00:46:52,562 Anybody can get grass stains all over their back. 945 00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:54,647 Amber, stop it. 946 00:46:55,189 --> 00:46:56,524 I'm sick of you doing that. 947 00:46:56,607 --> 00:46:58,484 Just because she's a good dancer. 948 00:46:59,485 --> 00:47:02,029 I'm sorry, you think that she can dance? 949 00:47:02,113 --> 00:47:04,323 Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. 950 00:47:04,407 --> 00:47:06,200 You could get sponsored by Goodyear. 951 00:47:06,284 --> 00:47:07,327 Excuse me. 952 00:47:07,869 --> 00:47:09,704 What is going on back there? 953 00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:16,669 Tracy, that's horrible. Mr Flak does not have breasts. 954 00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:18,338 What? No! 955 00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:19,839 I would... I would never. 956 00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:36,022 Oh, and Mr Larkin, 957 00:47:36,106 --> 00:47:38,400 perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class 958 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,861 Patrick Henry's immortal last words. 959 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,530 "Kiss my ass"? 960 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:55,083 You didn't have to do that, Link. 961 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:56,460 Hey, no prob. 962 00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:59,296 Besides, it looks like a cool scene down here. 963 00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:01,006 Right. 964 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:02,466 Hey, cool. 965 00:48:04,343 --> 00:48:05,802 Hey, Tracy! 966 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,351 Not quite, huh? 967 00:48:13,018 --> 00:48:15,229 Aw, damn. Just when I was getting it. 968 00:48:16,355 --> 00:48:17,773 Listen, man, you ain't gotta stop now. 969 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,900 My mom's having a platter party tonight. 970 00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:22,278 - Y'all wanna come check it out? - Now? 971 00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:25,114 Would you mind if I, too, checked it out? 972 00:48:25,197 --> 00:48:26,782 I've never been to North Avenue before. 973 00:48:26,866 --> 00:48:28,784 Uh, well, would it be safe? 974 00:48:28,868 --> 00:48:30,244 You know, for us? 975 00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:32,455 Calm down, cracker boy! 976 00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:33,664 It's cool. 977 00:48:33,747 --> 00:48:36,333 Wow, being invited places by coloured people! 978 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:38,377 It feels so hip! 979 00:48:38,461 --> 00:48:41,881 I'm glad y'all feel that way 'cause, uh, not many people do. 980 00:48:42,506 --> 00:48:44,717 - Y'all know what I'm saying? - Yeah, that's right. 981 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,136 Hey! 982 00:48:47,219 --> 00:48:49,764 I can't see why people look at me 983 00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:53,643 And only see the colour of my face Ah, yeah 984 00:48:53,726 --> 00:48:56,312 Then there's those that try to help God knows 985 00:48:56,395 --> 00:48:59,857 But always have to put me in my place 986 00:48:59,941 --> 00:49:02,694 But I won't ask you To be colour-blind 987 00:49:02,777 --> 00:49:06,322 'Cause if you pick the fruit Then, girl, you're sure to find 988 00:49:06,406 --> 00:49:09,325 The blacker the berry The sweeter the juice 989 00:49:09,409 --> 00:49:12,620 I could say it ain't so But, darling, what's the use? 990 00:49:12,704 --> 00:49:15,957 The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste 991 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,750 And that's where it's at 992 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:20,044 Now, baby, run and tell that 993 00:49:20,128 --> 00:49:21,755 - Now run and tell that - Aw, sugar 994 00:49:21,838 --> 00:49:24,591 - Run and tell that - Run and tell that 995 00:49:24,674 --> 00:49:25,717 Hey, yeah! 996 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,428 I can't see why people disagree 997 00:49:28,511 --> 00:49:31,931 Each time I tell them What I know is true, oh, no 998 00:49:32,015 --> 00:49:34,768 - And if you come - And see the world I'm from 999 00:49:34,851 --> 00:49:38,396 I bet your heart Is gonna feel it, too, yeah 1000 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,525 I could lie but, baby, let's be bold 1001 00:49:41,608 --> 00:49:42,734 Vanilla can be nice 1002 00:49:42,818 --> 00:49:44,986 But if the truth be told 1003 00:49:45,070 --> 00:49:47,614 Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice 1004 00:49:47,697 --> 00:49:50,951 I could say it ain't so But, darling, what's the use? 1005 00:49:51,034 --> 00:49:54,329 The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste 1006 00:49:54,413 --> 00:49:55,497 And that's where it's at 1007 00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:58,542 Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that 1008 00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,002 - Run and tell that - Aw, sugar 1009 00:50:00,085 --> 00:50:01,712 Go run and tell that 1010 00:50:01,795 --> 00:50:04,840 - Run and tell that - Go on and run and tell that 1011 00:50:04,923 --> 00:50:07,509 - Run and tell that - Hey, run and tell 1012 00:50:07,593 --> 00:50:08,761 Go tell 1013 00:50:08,844 --> 00:50:11,263 Keep moving, people Run and tell that 1014 00:50:13,849 --> 00:50:14,892 Link! 1015 00:50:14,975 --> 00:50:16,018 Link Larkin! 1016 00:50:18,437 --> 00:50:19,689 Hey, yeah! 1017 00:50:20,815 --> 00:50:24,277 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1018 00:50:24,694 --> 00:50:26,529 Hey! Whoo! 1019 00:50:27,989 --> 00:50:29,699 Whoo! 1020 00:50:30,742 --> 00:50:33,453 Come here, girl. This is my sister, Little Inez. 1021 00:50:33,537 --> 00:50:35,080 Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad. 1022 00:50:35,164 --> 00:50:36,707 Good for you, girl! You got on the show. 1023 00:50:36,790 --> 00:50:38,459 - Well, you better be next. - You got that right. 1024 00:50:38,542 --> 00:50:40,503 Oh, you know she is. You better show them, girl. 1025 00:50:40,586 --> 00:50:42,296 Go, girl! 1026 00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:45,550 I'm tired of covering up all my pride 1027 00:50:45,633 --> 00:50:48,344 So give me five On the black hand side 1028 00:50:48,428 --> 00:50:51,890 I got a new way of moving And I got my own voice 1029 00:50:51,973 --> 00:50:54,726 So how can I help But to shout and rejoice 1030 00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:58,480 Oh, the people 'round here Can barely pay their rent 1031 00:50:58,564 --> 00:51:01,609 They try to make a dollar Outta fifteen cent 1032 00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:04,779 But we got a spirit Money just can't buy 1033 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,573 It's deep as a river And soars to the sky 1034 00:51:07,657 --> 00:51:09,826 - To the sky! - Hey! 1035 00:51:09,909 --> 00:51:12,412 I can't see the reason it can't be 1036 00:51:12,495 --> 00:51:15,123 The kinda world Where we all get our chance 1037 00:51:15,207 --> 00:51:17,167 - Oh, yeah - The time is now 1038 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:18,836 So we can show them how 1039 00:51:18,919 --> 00:51:22,381 Just turn the music up And let's all dance, yeah, yeah 1040 00:51:22,464 --> 00:51:25,676 'Cause all things are equal When it comes to love 1041 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,805 Well, that ain't quite true 'Cause when push comes to shove 1042 00:51:28,888 --> 00:51:31,724 The blacker the berry The sweeter the juice 1043 00:51:31,808 --> 00:51:35,228 They say it ain't so But, darling, what's the use? 1044 00:51:35,312 --> 00:51:38,440 The darker the chocolate The richer the taste 1045 00:51:38,523 --> 00:51:39,691 And that's where it's at 1046 00:51:39,775 --> 00:51:44,196 Now, baby, baby, baby Run and tell that 1047 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,865 Run and tell that 1048 00:51:45,948 --> 00:51:47,241 - Run and tell that - Oh, baby 1049 00:51:47,324 --> 00:51:48,909 Go run and tell that 1050 00:51:48,993 --> 00:51:55,208 Go home and run and tell that 1051 00:51:55,291 --> 00:52:02,257 Yeah, yeah 1052 00:52:02,341 --> 00:52:09,890 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1053 00:52:09,974 --> 00:52:11,017 Whoo! 1054 00:52:11,601 --> 00:52:13,436 - Go, baby! - Yeah! 1055 00:52:16,064 --> 00:52:17,440 It was horrible. 1056 00:52:18,024 --> 00:52:19,609 Mom, he just danced on that bus 1057 00:52:19,693 --> 00:52:21,695 with that great white whale and those negroes. 1058 00:52:21,778 --> 00:52:22,821 No, honey. 1059 00:52:22,904 --> 00:52:25,782 Reeling him back in is the easiest thing in the world. 1060 00:52:25,866 --> 00:52:28,243 Remember, I control his career. 1061 00:52:31,705 --> 00:52:35,042 Now, don't worry. Mommy will take care of everything. 1062 00:52:59,736 --> 00:53:02,614 Are you all hungry for some good fun? 1063 00:53:04,324 --> 00:53:05,367 Yeah 1064 00:53:06,368 --> 00:53:09,913 Bring on that pecan pie 1065 00:53:09,997 --> 00:53:14,752 Pour some sugar on it Sugar, don't be shy 1066 00:53:14,835 --> 00:53:19,757 Scoop me up a mess Of that chocolate swirl 1067 00:53:19,841 --> 00:53:23,761 Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl 1068 00:53:23,845 --> 00:53:29,059 I offer big love with no apology 1069 00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:33,689 How can I deny the world The most of me? 1070 00:53:33,772 --> 00:53:38,486 I am not afraid To throw my weight around 1071 00:53:38,569 --> 00:53:41,989 Pound by pound by pound 1072 00:53:42,573 --> 00:53:47,871 Because I'm big, blonde And beautiful 1073 00:53:47,954 --> 00:53:52,542 Face the fact It's simply irrefutable 1074 00:53:52,626 --> 00:53:56,755 No one wants a meal That only offers the least 1075 00:53:56,839 --> 00:54:00,634 When, girl, we're serving up The whole damn feast 1076 00:54:02,887 --> 00:54:06,683 Well, looks like y'all took a step outta bounds. 1077 00:54:06,766 --> 00:54:07,809 Now who we got here? 1078 00:54:07,892 --> 00:54:09,686 Mom, I want you to meet my new friends. 1079 00:54:09,769 --> 00:54:12,230 This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad. 1080 00:54:12,314 --> 00:54:15,442 This is just so Afro-tastic! 1081 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:17,361 And this young lady right here... 1082 00:54:18,153 --> 00:54:19,279 is Penny Pingleton. 1083 00:54:21,407 --> 00:54:23,242 I'm very pleased and scared to be here. 1084 00:54:23,743 --> 00:54:24,910 Oh, now, honey. 1085 00:54:24,994 --> 00:54:27,663 We got more reason to be scared on your street. 1086 00:54:28,456 --> 00:54:30,792 Latoya, put that record down. You gonna scratch it. 1087 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:31,918 Can't you keep your little girl... 1088 00:54:32,001 --> 00:54:34,170 Shall we dance? Come on. 1089 00:54:35,589 --> 00:54:37,466 My name is Mike. 1090 00:54:37,549 --> 00:54:38,759 Mike? 1091 00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:39,885 Yes, Mike. 1092 00:54:39,968 --> 00:54:42,221 - Mike who? - It's Mike! 1093 00:54:42,304 --> 00:54:43,472 Anyway... 1094 00:54:44,098 --> 00:54:46,183 I'm calling because I have some information 1095 00:54:46,267 --> 00:54:47,852 about your daughter's whereabouts. 1096 00:54:47,935 --> 00:54:49,645 - What? - Right now, as we speak, 1097 00:54:49,729 --> 00:54:52,649 your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... 1098 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:55,110 turpentine. 1099 00:54:55,694 --> 00:54:57,946 Baby don't sleep 1100 00:54:58,029 --> 00:54:59,948 Baby don't eat 1101 00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:04,912 Baby just like another boink-boink 1102 00:55:04,995 --> 00:55:07,832 Link, aren't you gonna get in awful trouble for this? 1103 00:55:07,915 --> 00:55:09,625 I'm not planning on telling my dad. 1104 00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:12,086 No, I mean in trouble with someone else. 1105 00:55:13,463 --> 00:55:14,505 Maybe. 1106 00:55:15,131 --> 00:55:16,174 Maybe it's worth it. 1107 00:55:17,008 --> 00:55:19,219 I think knowing you's the start of a pretty big adventure. 1108 00:55:23,432 --> 00:55:25,517 Tracy Edna Turnblad! 1109 00:55:27,061 --> 00:55:28,896 Oh, we get any more white people in here. 1110 00:55:28,979 --> 00:55:30,439 This gonna be a suburb. 1111 00:55:32,984 --> 00:55:36,362 Do you know what I had to pay a cab just to consider coming down here? 1112 00:55:36,446 --> 00:55:37,822 Oh, uh, Mom... 1113 00:55:37,906 --> 00:55:40,116 No call! You just disappear. 1114 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,536 And all mashed up against a crooner? 1115 00:55:42,619 --> 00:55:45,247 Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link. 1116 00:55:47,499 --> 00:55:48,751 Come on, we're going. 1117 00:55:48,834 --> 00:55:51,212 And, Penny, go home before your mother shoots you. 1118 00:55:51,295 --> 00:55:52,421 Miss Edna, is it? 1119 00:55:52,505 --> 00:55:54,799 Hi, I mean, you don't have to rush off, you know. 1120 00:55:54,882 --> 00:55:57,093 Well, I do. I left my iron on. 1121 00:55:57,176 --> 00:55:58,261 Oh, your iron. 1122 00:55:59,137 --> 00:56:00,471 Well, before you go, 1123 00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:04,768 you sure you wouldn't like to have a little something to eat? 1124 00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:16,405 Is that braised? 1125 00:56:16,489 --> 00:56:18,574 Whoa, oh, oh 1126 00:56:18,658 --> 00:56:20,368 Whoa, oh, oh 1127 00:56:20,451 --> 00:56:25,165 Slice me off a piece Of that hogshead cheese 1128 00:56:25,248 --> 00:56:29,795 And take a look inside My book of recipes 1129 00:56:29,878 --> 00:56:34,591 Now, don't you sniff around For something fluffy and light 1130 00:56:34,675 --> 00:56:38,804 We need a man Who brings a man-size appetite 1131 00:56:38,888 --> 00:56:44,060 We'll use a pinch of sugar And a dash of spice 1132 00:56:44,143 --> 00:56:48,815 I'll let you lick the spoon Because it tastes so nice 1133 00:56:48,899 --> 00:56:52,945 We keep it in the oven Till it's good and hot 1134 00:56:53,028 --> 00:56:57,491 Keep on stirring Till it hits the spot 1135 00:56:57,575 --> 00:57:02,788 Because I'm big, blonde And beautiful 1136 00:57:02,872 --> 00:57:07,544 There is nothing 'bout us That's unsuitable 1137 00:57:07,627 --> 00:57:11,673 Why sit in the bleachers Timid and afraid 1138 00:57:11,756 --> 00:57:16,345 When, Edna, You look like the whole parade? 1139 00:57:16,428 --> 00:57:19,348 They say that white Has might and thin is in 1140 00:57:19,431 --> 00:57:21,016 Well, that's just bull 1141 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:22,893 'Cause, ladies, big is back 1142 00:57:22,977 --> 00:57:25,813 And as for black, it's beautiful 1143 00:57:25,897 --> 00:57:28,066 All shapes and sizes follow me 1144 00:57:28,149 --> 00:57:35,407 Who wants a twig When you can climb a whole tree 1145 00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:37,117 Yeah, yeah 1146 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,038 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1147 00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:45,376 Groovy, baby. Groovy! 1148 00:57:54,761 --> 00:57:56,012 Hello? 1149 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,623 Hello? 1150 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,219 Oh, my god! 1151 00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:36,014 Oh, you got me. 1152 00:58:37,182 --> 00:58:40,977 Welcome... to the Hardy-Har Hut. 1153 00:58:41,061 --> 00:58:44,022 If we can't put a smile on your face, your skin's too tight. 1154 00:58:44,106 --> 00:58:45,858 - Oh! - Bop, bop. 1155 00:58:45,941 --> 00:58:48,068 - Oh. - I got something for you. Yeah. 1156 00:58:48,152 --> 00:58:49,361 It's just in. 1157 00:58:49,445 --> 00:58:51,655 You're gonna love it. 1158 00:58:54,325 --> 00:58:55,576 Cigarette? 1159 00:58:58,746 --> 00:59:00,457 Tempting but, uh... 1160 00:59:01,374 --> 00:59:03,084 No, thanks! 1161 00:59:03,168 --> 00:59:05,003 Well, eh, okay. 1162 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,924 What can I do you for? 1163 00:59:09,007 --> 00:59:10,092 Something for the mister? 1164 00:59:10,175 --> 00:59:14,263 Sadly, there is no mister at the moment. 1165 00:59:14,347 --> 00:59:16,098 Beautiful woman like yourself? 1166 00:59:16,807 --> 00:59:18,226 My husband... 1167 00:59:20,854 --> 00:59:22,605 accidentally suffocated. 1168 00:59:24,065 --> 00:59:26,651 - You need a fella. - I do. 1169 00:59:26,735 --> 00:59:28,111 I do need a fella. 1170 00:59:28,654 --> 00:59:33,576 And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bone. 1171 00:59:33,659 --> 00:59:35,745 Now here's an icebreaker for you. 1172 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,167 Oh, Miss Maybelle, you do throw a lovely party. 1173 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:42,794 But what are you celebrating? 1174 00:59:43,670 --> 00:59:45,630 Well, it's kind of an ending. 1175 00:59:45,714 --> 00:59:47,924 But it deserved to go out with a bang. 1176 00:59:48,925 --> 00:59:49,968 What ended? 1177 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,931 - Negro Day. - What? 1178 00:59:54,014 --> 00:59:56,392 All right. Time y'all knew. 1179 00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:01,439 Velma Von Tussle just told me we have had our last show. 1180 01:00:01,522 --> 01:00:02,565 - No. - What? 1181 01:00:02,648 --> 01:00:05,276 Yeah, it seems our little show was a nice little placeholder, 1182 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,237 but it was time to get some ratings. 1183 01:00:07,654 --> 01:00:09,573 I didn't wanna tell y'all up front. 1184 01:00:10,365 --> 01:00:12,659 I just wanted to have a little fun tonight. 1185 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,953 But I practiced so hard. 1186 01:00:15,037 --> 01:00:17,247 Now I'll never get a chance to be on the show. 1187 01:00:17,331 --> 01:00:20,376 Oh, you will be seen, baby. I promise. 1188 01:00:20,459 --> 01:00:23,421 You can't have your own show? Fine, you'll come dance with us. 1189 01:00:24,714 --> 01:00:27,342 Honey, you been dozing off during history? 1190 01:00:27,425 --> 01:00:29,219 Yes, always. 1191 01:00:29,302 --> 01:00:32,222 Trace, black and whites ain't never danced on TV together. 1192 01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:34,599 Well, if we can't dance... 1193 01:00:35,434 --> 01:00:38,020 maybe we should just march. 1194 01:00:40,189 --> 01:00:42,316 Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratings. 1195 01:00:42,399 --> 01:00:44,110 Better time slot, too. 1196 01:00:44,652 --> 01:00:46,904 Like on the 11:00 news. 1197 01:00:48,072 --> 01:00:49,198 What y'all say? 1198 01:00:49,282 --> 01:00:52,243 Should we give this fine woman all the ratings she deserves? 1199 01:00:52,327 --> 01:00:54,037 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1200 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,288 Hey, hey! 1201 01:00:55,372 --> 01:00:57,582 Well, it is a school night... 1202 01:00:57,666 --> 01:00:59,084 and I think we ought to call it a night. 1203 01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:00,544 Tell you what. We meet up at the church 1204 01:01:00,627 --> 01:01:05,341 Friday, 4:00, and we will march on WYZT. 1205 01:01:05,424 --> 01:01:07,510 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1206 01:01:07,593 --> 01:01:08,636 Yeah! 1207 01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:10,847 Tracy, you can't protest, hon. 1208 01:01:10,930 --> 01:01:12,265 I mean, these are lovely people, 1209 01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:14,642 but if you protest, you'll be on lists. 1210 01:01:14,726 --> 01:01:16,061 You'll be on files. 1211 01:01:16,144 --> 01:01:17,979 J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretapping 1212 01:01:18,063 --> 01:01:19,982 your cold, dead body in the grave. 1213 01:01:20,065 --> 01:01:21,108 Oh, Mother. 1214 01:01:21,191 --> 01:01:23,277 Link, we're going with them, right? 1215 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,362 Walk with me. 1216 01:01:26,489 --> 01:01:30,201 You want your Belgian chocolate animal droppings. 1217 01:01:32,286 --> 01:01:34,664 Dot, dot. This store's for you. 1218 01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:38,710 - Oh! What a treasure trove. - Huh? 1219 01:01:38,793 --> 01:01:40,170 Come here, baby. 1220 01:01:41,797 --> 01:01:42,839 Don't be sad. 1221 01:01:43,549 --> 01:01:45,092 We gonna make it happen, okay? 1222 01:01:45,175 --> 01:01:47,094 - Can I go? - Now, come on, now. 1223 01:01:47,177 --> 01:01:48,929 I can't be worried about you out there. 1224 01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:51,515 Trace... 1225 01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:55,186 I been smiling and dancing on this show for 3 years. 1226 01:01:56,396 --> 01:01:57,856 Mrs Von Tussle just promised I could sing 1227 01:01:57,939 --> 01:01:59,190 at the Miss Hairspray pageant. 1228 01:01:59,274 --> 01:02:01,234 She's... she invited agents. 1229 01:02:02,569 --> 01:02:03,987 That's my shot, Trace. 1230 01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:06,114 I can't jeopardize that. 1231 01:02:06,865 --> 01:02:08,242 But it's what's right. 1232 01:02:09,201 --> 01:02:10,452 I'm sorry, Trace. 1233 01:02:11,454 --> 01:02:12,913 I just think this adventure's... 1234 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:14,749 a little... 1235 01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:15,875 too big for me. 1236 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,963 Oh, God. No, no, no. That's not what I... 1237 01:02:20,046 --> 01:02:22,340 I get it, Link. It's your shot. 1238 01:02:22,424 --> 01:02:23,508 No, Trace, that's not what I... 1239 01:02:23,592 --> 01:02:24,718 It's fine. 1240 01:02:27,846 --> 01:02:29,306 Oh, hon. 1241 01:02:33,102 --> 01:02:34,145 I should go. 1242 01:02:35,396 --> 01:02:36,439 Give him time. 1243 01:02:36,522 --> 01:02:38,524 He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you. 1244 01:02:38,608 --> 01:02:41,569 You have to say that. You're my mother. 1245 01:02:42,153 --> 01:02:45,198 Well, I know a little something about men. 1246 01:02:45,282 --> 01:02:49,745 And, my personal favourite, X-ray specs. 1247 01:02:49,828 --> 01:02:51,163 You can see through anything. 1248 01:02:51,246 --> 01:02:53,165 Skin, clothes, you name it. 1249 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:55,918 Now, take your father. 1250 01:02:56,001 --> 01:02:59,046 And he's always downstairs in that shop working late. 1251 01:02:59,130 --> 01:03:01,549 Do I take it personal? No. 1252 01:03:01,632 --> 01:03:04,093 Men always put their career first. 1253 01:03:04,177 --> 01:03:06,137 - Remember that. - Okay. 1254 01:03:06,763 --> 01:03:08,557 I'm really tired. I'm gonna go to bed. 1255 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,434 All right, hon. Night. 1256 01:03:10,517 --> 01:03:12,436 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1257 01:03:13,187 --> 01:03:15,314 I think I'm gonna go to bed, too. 1258 01:03:15,397 --> 01:03:16,982 Oh, I'm so tired. 1259 01:03:22,822 --> 01:03:24,615 You don't need those... 1260 01:03:26,534 --> 01:03:28,703 to see what's under these clothes. 1261 01:03:29,913 --> 01:03:31,540 There's a product that really works 1262 01:03:31,623 --> 01:03:34,459 'cause these are phony as a three-dollar bill. 1263 01:03:38,839 --> 01:03:40,508 Incredible! 1264 01:03:40,591 --> 01:03:42,259 I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf 1265 01:03:42,343 --> 01:03:45,555 and you would remain completely obtuse! 1266 01:03:45,638 --> 01:03:46,681 Obtuse. 1267 01:03:46,764 --> 01:03:48,516 Yes, obtuse! 1268 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,893 I flunked geometry. 1269 01:03:49,976 --> 01:03:52,729 Yeah, well... And biology too, no doubt! 1270 01:03:52,812 --> 01:03:53,855 Yeah. 1271 01:03:55,774 --> 01:03:57,276 Wait! How about this? 1272 01:03:57,359 --> 01:03:59,278 Okay. 1273 01:04:01,906 --> 01:04:04,116 Those lips, those eyes 1274 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,242 That food 1275 01:04:05,326 --> 01:04:07,537 Well, there ain't nothing Like a spread 1276 01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:09,789 To get you in the mood 1277 01:04:09,872 --> 01:04:14,377 Wilbur, can't you feel The burning flame of hot desire 1278 01:04:14,461 --> 01:04:16,880 You're gonna need More than some seltzer 1279 01:04:16,963 --> 01:04:19,007 To put out this fire 1280 01:04:19,091 --> 01:04:22,845 I'm wailing, "Look out, old Balti... 1281 01:04:22,928 --> 01:04:26,307 "...More!" I'm selling something You can't purchase 1282 01:04:26,390 --> 01:04:28,100 At a ten-cent store 1283 01:04:28,184 --> 01:04:30,603 Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess 1284 01:04:30,686 --> 01:04:32,605 Come on and take me to the ball 1285 01:04:32,689 --> 01:04:35,316 I bet you're tired of heavy lifting 1286 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,360 Get your hands on something small 1287 01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:40,197 Because I'm a-big... 1288 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,406 ...blonde... 1289 01:04:41,490 --> 01:04:43,492 - ...and beautiful - ...and beautiful 1290 01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:45,494 It's time to face the facts 1291 01:04:45,577 --> 01:04:48,247 It's irrefutable 1292 01:04:48,330 --> 01:04:50,207 Why waste one more minute 1293 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:52,293 Now I feel brand spanking new 1294 01:04:52,418 --> 01:04:53,961 Hey, Wilbur, take a look 1295 01:04:54,045 --> 01:04:55,296 It's all for 1296 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,548 You 1297 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:57,799 You? 1298 01:04:59,843 --> 01:05:01,720 - Edna. - Your wife! 1299 01:05:02,137 --> 01:05:04,223 You said she was out! Wait a minute! 1300 01:05:04,306 --> 01:05:05,349 Hi, hon. 1301 01:05:07,559 --> 01:05:09,895 Ma, you don't really believe that he would do that. 1302 01:05:09,979 --> 01:05:13,232 You are never setting foot on that show again. 1303 01:05:13,316 --> 01:05:14,776 You hear me? 1304 01:05:14,859 --> 01:05:18,029 I heard you the first 400 times, Ma. 1305 01:05:41,179 --> 01:05:42,347 Hey. 1306 01:05:49,021 --> 01:05:50,272 Daddy! 1307 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:52,316 It wasn't me. 1308 01:05:53,275 --> 01:05:56,028 I had to improvise a bed out of something. 1309 01:05:56,112 --> 01:05:57,989 Whoopee cushions? 1310 01:05:58,072 --> 01:06:01,659 That will play heck with my sciatica. 1311 01:06:02,952 --> 01:06:04,037 That one was me. 1312 01:06:06,247 --> 01:06:08,708 Daddy, are you okay? 1313 01:06:10,627 --> 01:06:13,422 Tracy, you know... 1314 01:06:14,298 --> 01:06:17,259 These peepers have never looked at another woman. 1315 01:06:18,886 --> 01:06:21,806 This heart only beats for size 60. 1316 01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:25,685 Daddy, you know what Velma wanted. 1317 01:06:25,768 --> 01:06:28,063 She wanted me off the show. 1318 01:06:28,146 --> 01:06:32,150 And I knew that, but how could she go that far? 1319 01:06:32,234 --> 01:06:34,736 Come here. Come here, little girl. 1320 01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:38,115 Little girl. 1321 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:41,619 And then, to just cancel Negro Day like that. 1322 01:06:41,702 --> 01:06:44,247 Just to make sure that nobody who's different, 1323 01:06:44,330 --> 01:06:46,499 or who's black, or Chinese, 1324 01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:48,918 or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds. 1325 01:06:49,002 --> 01:06:51,421 What are you talking? Stop it. 1326 01:06:51,504 --> 01:06:52,964 What are you talking? 1327 01:06:53,882 --> 01:06:56,301 I think I've been in a bubble or something. 1328 01:06:56,385 --> 01:06:59,888 Thinking that fairness was just going to happen. 1329 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:01,432 It's not. 1330 01:07:01,515 --> 01:07:03,351 I think people like me 1331 01:07:03,434 --> 01:07:06,771 are gonna have to get up off their father's laps 1332 01:07:06,854 --> 01:07:09,148 and go out there and fight for it. 1333 01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:19,076 Your mother and I, 1334 01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:21,412 we don't see too far past our front door. 1335 01:07:21,495 --> 01:07:25,166 But you... see all the way to Schenectady. 1336 01:07:25,249 --> 01:07:29,212 So, if there's something you need to stand up for, 1337 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,756 don't you listen to old dogs like us. 1338 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,718 We need to learn some new tricks... 1339 01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:37,053 from you. 1340 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,098 You don't need new tricks, Dad. 1341 01:07:40,182 --> 01:07:42,017 You need Mom. 1342 01:07:47,982 --> 01:07:49,734 She changed the locks. 1343 01:08:02,205 --> 01:08:03,457 Good night, Daddy. 1344 01:08:13,593 --> 01:08:14,635 Aw, love. 1345 01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:17,555 Come on, baby. 1346 01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:25,981 Honey, took me five years to figure out you were flirting. 1347 01:08:27,024 --> 01:08:28,359 How could I ever? 1348 01:08:30,110 --> 01:08:32,446 Well, she is very glamorous. 1349 01:08:33,364 --> 01:08:34,532 Edna. 1350 01:08:38,995 --> 01:08:41,998 She just makes me feel old. 1351 01:08:42,082 --> 01:08:43,375 Nonsense. 1352 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,335 Doll! 1353 01:08:45,419 --> 01:08:47,296 You're spry as a Slinky. 1354 01:08:50,007 --> 01:08:51,467 I'm not talking to you. 1355 01:08:52,134 --> 01:08:56,138 Styles keep a-changing The world's rearranging 1356 01:08:56,222 --> 01:08:59,016 But, Edna, you're timeless to me 1357 01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:04,397 Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter 1358 01:09:04,481 --> 01:09:07,359 But time cannot take what comes free 1359 01:09:09,111 --> 01:09:12,030 You're like a stinky old cheese, babe 1360 01:09:12,698 --> 01:09:15,785 Just getting riper with age 1361 01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:20,456 - You're like a fatal disease, babe - What? 1362 01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:24,836 But there's no cure So let this fever rage 1363 01:09:24,919 --> 01:09:29,007 Some folks can't stand it Say time is a bandit 1364 01:09:29,090 --> 01:09:32,469 But I take the opposite view 1365 01:09:32,553 --> 01:09:34,722 'Cause when I need a lift 1366 01:09:35,389 --> 01:09:37,183 Time brings a gift 1367 01:09:37,266 --> 01:09:41,270 Another day with you 1368 01:09:41,354 --> 01:09:43,314 A twist or a waltz 1369 01:09:43,398 --> 01:09:44,983 It's all the same schmaltz 1370 01:09:45,066 --> 01:09:48,361 With just a change in the scenery 1371 01:09:49,070 --> 01:09:50,906 You'll never be old hat 1372 01:09:50,989 --> 01:09:52,365 That's that 1373 01:09:52,449 --> 01:09:54,952 You're timeless to me 1374 01:09:57,830 --> 01:09:59,915 Fads keep a-fading 1375 01:09:59,999 --> 01:10:01,751 Castro's invading 1376 01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:05,046 But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me 1377 01:10:06,005 --> 01:10:07,799 Hairdos are higher 1378 01:10:07,882 --> 01:10:09,968 Mine feels like barbed wire 1379 01:10:10,051 --> 01:10:13,180 But you say I'm chic as can be 1380 01:10:14,389 --> 01:10:18,268 - You're like a rare vintage ripple - Thank you. 1381 01:10:18,352 --> 01:10:21,480 A vintage they'll never forget 1382 01:10:22,398 --> 01:10:26,527 - So pour me a teeny-weeny triple - Any time! 1383 01:10:26,611 --> 01:10:30,073 And we can toast the fact We ain't dead yet 1384 01:10:30,156 --> 01:10:32,617 - What? - I can't stop eating 1385 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,744 - Your hairline's receding - Hey! 1386 01:10:34,828 --> 01:10:37,456 And soon, you'll have nothing at all 1387 01:10:37,581 --> 01:10:38,832 Never. 1388 01:10:38,916 --> 01:10:40,793 So you'll wear a wig 1389 01:10:40,876 --> 01:10:42,419 While I roast a pig 1390 01:10:42,503 --> 01:10:45,506 Hey! Pass that Geritol 1391 01:10:45,589 --> 01:10:46,632 I love pig. 1392 01:10:46,716 --> 01:10:48,593 Glenn Miller had brass 1393 01:10:48,676 --> 01:10:51,012 That Chubby Checker's a gas 1394 01:10:51,095 --> 01:10:53,973 But they all pass eventually 1395 01:10:54,849 --> 01:10:58,061 You'll never be passé, hip-hooray 1396 01:10:58,145 --> 01:11:00,480 You're timeless to me 1397 01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:56,165 You're like a broken-down Chevy 1398 01:11:56,249 --> 01:11:59,586 All I need is a fresh coat of paint 1399 01:12:00,336 --> 01:12:04,633 And, Edna You got me going hot and heavy 1400 01:12:04,716 --> 01:12:06,468 You're fat and old 1401 01:12:06,551 --> 01:12:08,470 - What? - But, baby, boring you ain't 1402 01:12:09,304 --> 01:12:11,306 Some folks don't get it 1403 01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:13,225 But we never fret it 1404 01:12:13,309 --> 01:12:16,562 'Cause we know That time is our friend 1405 01:12:16,646 --> 01:12:19,273 Yeah, it's plain to see 1406 01:12:19,357 --> 01:12:20,984 That you're stuck with me 1407 01:12:21,067 --> 01:12:24,654 Until the bitter end 1408 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:29,159 And we got a kid Who's blowing the lid 1409 01:12:29,242 --> 01:12:32,746 Off the Turnblad family tree 1410 01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:35,374 You'll always hit the spot 1411 01:12:35,457 --> 01:12:36,792 Big shot 1412 01:12:36,876 --> 01:12:39,045 You're timeless to me 1413 01:12:41,464 --> 01:12:44,634 You'll always be du jour, mon amour 1414 01:12:45,093 --> 01:12:47,220 You're timeless to me 1415 01:12:52,935 --> 01:12:57,273 You'll always be first string 1416 01:12:57,356 --> 01:12:59,650 Ring-a-ding-ding 1417 01:13:00,401 --> 01:13:04,655 - You're timeless to me - You're timeless to me 1418 01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:09,077 You're timeless to me 1419 01:13:10,036 --> 01:13:13,498 You're timeless to me 1420 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,878 - You're timeless - You're timeless 1421 01:13:18,879 --> 01:13:26,804 - To me - To me 1422 01:13:27,805 --> 01:13:29,140 Oh, Wilbur. 1423 01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:36,064 Tracy. 1424 01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:37,357 Wake up, hon. 1425 01:13:38,233 --> 01:13:40,402 Wake up. Everything's good again. 1426 01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:43,948 Wilbur? 1427 01:13:44,448 --> 01:13:45,616 Wilbur! 1428 01:13:47,618 --> 01:13:49,662 Seaweed, help pass those signs out. 1429 01:13:51,122 --> 01:13:52,415 Give her one. 1430 01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:54,376 Hey, Jackie, we're over here. 1431 01:13:55,293 --> 01:13:57,003 Aw, you looking good, Gertrude. 1432 01:13:57,504 --> 01:13:59,047 Come on, y'all. Here we go now. 1433 01:14:01,967 --> 01:14:03,135 Tracy! 1434 01:14:04,887 --> 01:14:07,056 You're gonna pay a heavy price. 1435 01:14:07,139 --> 01:14:08,307 I know. 1436 01:14:08,391 --> 01:14:10,101 You'll never dance on TV again. 1437 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:12,478 If I can't dance with Seaweed and Little Inez, 1438 01:14:12,562 --> 01:14:14,522 then I don't wanna dance on TV at all. 1439 01:14:15,356 --> 01:14:17,609 I just want tomorrow to be better. 1440 01:14:18,443 --> 01:14:21,655 There's a light 1441 01:14:22,531 --> 01:14:26,619 In the darkness 1442 01:14:26,702 --> 01:14:34,168 Though the night is black as my skin 1443 01:14:34,836 --> 01:14:39,382 There's a light burning bright 1444 01:14:39,507 --> 01:14:43,220 Showing me the way 1445 01:14:45,556 --> 01:14:49,435 But I know where I've been 1446 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,525 There's a cry 1447 01:14:55,608 --> 01:14:58,987 In the distance 1448 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:05,744 It's a voice that comes From deep within 1449 01:15:05,827 --> 01:15:08,038 Hey, yeah 1450 01:15:08,121 --> 01:15:11,834 There's a cry asking why 1451 01:15:12,251 --> 01:15:16,047 I pray the answer's up ahead 1452 01:15:18,716 --> 01:15:23,763 'Cause I know where I've been 1453 01:15:28,769 --> 01:15:35,609 There's a road we been traveling 1454 01:15:36,944 --> 01:15:43,660 Lost so many on the way 1455 01:15:45,370 --> 01:15:52,211 But the riches will be plenty 1456 01:15:53,629 --> 01:15:55,965 Worth the price 1457 01:15:56,048 --> 01:16:01,846 The price we had to pay 1458 01:16:01,929 --> 01:16:06,184 There's a dream 1459 01:16:06,267 --> 01:16:08,561 In the future 1460 01:16:10,313 --> 01:16:12,524 There's a struggle 1461 01:16:12,607 --> 01:16:16,445 That we have yet to win 1462 01:16:18,447 --> 01:16:22,827 And there's pride in my heart 1463 01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:26,914 'Cause I know where I'm going 1464 01:16:26,998 --> 01:16:29,167 Yes, I do 1465 01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:33,839 And I know where I've been 1466 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:34,965 Yeah 1467 01:16:35,048 --> 01:16:39,136 - There's a road - There's a road 1468 01:16:39,219 --> 01:16:43,307 - We must travel - We must travel 1469 01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:47,353 - There's a promise - There's a promise 1470 01:16:47,437 --> 01:16:51,524 - We must make - That we must make 1471 01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:55,487 - But the riches - Oh, but the riches 1472 01:16:55,570 --> 01:16:59,449 - Will be plenty - The riches will be plenty, yeah 1473 01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:01,994 - Worth the risk - Worth the risk 1474 01:17:02,077 --> 01:17:07,917 - And the chances that we take - And the chances we take 1475 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,795 There's a dream 1476 01:17:10,878 --> 01:17:16,468 Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future 1477 01:17:16,551 --> 01:17:18,804 - There's a struggle - Struggle 1478 01:17:18,887 --> 01:17:24,685 - That we have yet to win - We have yet to win 1479 01:17:24,768 --> 01:17:26,937 - Use that pride - Pride 1480 01:17:27,021 --> 01:17:29,315 - In our hearts - In our hearts 1481 01:17:29,398 --> 01:17:31,359 - To lift us up - Lift us up 1482 01:17:31,442 --> 01:17:34,487 Until tomorrow 1483 01:17:34,571 --> 01:17:39,367 'Cause just to sit still Would be a sin 1484 01:17:39,451 --> 01:17:44,081 I know it, I know it I know where I'm going 1485 01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:52,131 Lord knows I know 1486 01:17:52,214 --> 01:17:58,513 - Where I've been - Oh, when we win 1487 01:17:58,596 --> 01:18:02,184 Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God 1488 01:18:02,267 --> 01:18:09,566 'Cause I know where I've been, yeah 1489 01:18:12,695 --> 01:18:14,655 Oh, yeah, amen! 1490 01:18:14,739 --> 01:18:16,949 - Amen, amen! - That's right. 1491 01:18:17,033 --> 01:18:19,911 Tracy, hon, you don't know what you're doing. 1492 01:18:19,994 --> 01:18:21,162 Yes, I do, Ma. 1493 01:18:21,246 --> 01:18:22,288 Hello, Miss Maybelle. 1494 01:18:22,372 --> 01:18:24,124 Well, good evening, Miss Edna. Nice of you to join us. 1495 01:18:24,207 --> 01:18:25,542 She's got a lovely turnout. 1496 01:18:25,625 --> 01:18:27,336 Now, I really think they don't need you anymore. 1497 01:18:27,419 --> 01:18:28,587 You come home with me. 1498 01:18:31,423 --> 01:18:33,425 No, we are not sending a camera crew. 1499 01:18:33,509 --> 01:18:37,013 They're protesting our own station, dimwit. 1500 01:18:38,139 --> 01:18:40,099 Why is Channel Five there? 1501 01:18:41,476 --> 01:18:43,561 Well, of course they're all Negroes. 1502 01:18:43,645 --> 01:18:45,146 And why would... 1503 01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:52,112 I know who would. I know exactly who would. 1504 01:18:52,196 --> 01:18:53,781 - Two, four, six, eight! - Two, four, six, eight! 1505 01:18:53,864 --> 01:18:55,866 - TV's got to integrate! - TV's got to integrate! 1506 01:18:55,950 --> 01:18:59,745 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1507 01:18:59,829 --> 01:19:01,789 - Two, four, six, eight! - Oh, my god, no! 1508 01:19:01,873 --> 01:19:02,915 - TV's got to integrate! - TV's got to integrate! 1509 01:19:02,999 --> 01:19:04,417 - No! - Ma, come on. 1510 01:19:04,501 --> 01:19:05,543 The sound's not working. 1511 01:19:05,627 --> 01:19:06,711 You knew there'd be police. 1512 01:19:06,795 --> 01:19:08,338 But I didn't know there'd be cameras. 1513 01:19:08,421 --> 01:19:09,464 So? 1514 01:19:09,548 --> 01:19:12,009 Oh, I cannot be seen on television at this present weight. 1515 01:19:12,092 --> 01:19:15,554 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1516 01:19:15,637 --> 01:19:19,475 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1517 01:19:19,558 --> 01:19:22,103 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1518 01:19:22,186 --> 01:19:23,438 Excuse me. 1519 01:19:23,521 --> 01:19:25,732 Is there some reason we can't pass by peacefully? 1520 01:19:25,815 --> 01:19:28,401 I strongly suggest you and your little friends 1521 01:19:28,485 --> 01:19:30,028 head back to where you come from. 1522 01:19:30,946 --> 01:19:32,280 Hey, you don't have to be so rude. 1523 01:19:32,364 --> 01:19:33,407 Tracy! 1524 01:19:33,490 --> 01:19:35,200 It's all right, Tracy. I can handle this. 1525 01:19:35,284 --> 01:19:39,038 - Excuse me. She was talking to you. - Tracy! 1526 01:19:39,121 --> 01:19:40,331 Tracy, no. 1527 01:19:40,998 --> 01:19:43,292 You just assaulted a police officer, miss. 1528 01:19:43,376 --> 01:19:44,752 - No! - I what? 1529 01:19:44,836 --> 01:19:45,962 Assaulted? 1530 01:19:46,045 --> 01:19:47,964 Enough! Hey! 1531 01:19:50,592 --> 01:19:51,760 All right, boys. 1532 01:19:52,761 --> 01:19:54,095 Let's take the whole lot in. 1533 01:19:54,179 --> 01:19:55,764 - No! - Run, Tracy! Run! 1534 01:19:56,682 --> 01:19:59,810 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1535 01:19:59,893 --> 01:20:02,855 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1536 01:20:02,938 --> 01:20:05,900 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1537 01:20:05,983 --> 01:20:09,070 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 1538 01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:11,698 And our cameras also caught Tracy Turnblad, 1539 01:20:11,781 --> 01:20:14,784 the teenage TV personality and rabble-rouser. 1540 01:20:14,868 --> 01:20:17,162 Miss Turnblad brutally attacked a sergeant 1541 01:20:17,245 --> 01:20:19,498 - with a blunt instrument... - You see? 1542 01:20:19,581 --> 01:20:20,791 You see? 1543 01:20:20,874 --> 01:20:22,710 If I let you leave the house right now, 1544 01:20:22,793 --> 01:20:25,588 you'd be in prison fighting whores for cigarettes. 1545 01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:27,923 That Tracy Turnblad always was a bad influence. 1546 01:20:28,007 --> 01:20:31,636 Well, you are never, ever gonna see that beehived harlot again. 1547 01:20:31,719 --> 01:20:33,221 Okay, Mother. Excuse me. 1548 01:20:33,304 --> 01:20:34,347 Penny? 1549 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:35,473 Pray for her. 1550 01:20:36,182 --> 01:20:37,767 She's gonna need it. 1551 01:20:39,436 --> 01:20:41,939 - Wait! Wait! - Tracy! Tracy! 1552 01:20:42,022 --> 01:20:43,899 She's not here, I told you. 1553 01:20:45,317 --> 01:20:46,694 Hon, she knows... 1554 01:20:46,777 --> 01:20:50,406 If the cops are looking for her, this is the first place they'll come. 1555 01:20:53,284 --> 01:20:56,120 What this must have put you through, Wilbur. 1556 01:20:56,204 --> 01:20:57,539 I'm so sorry. 1557 01:20:57,622 --> 01:20:59,082 - I'm not. - You're not? 1558 01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:00,584 I'm proud of you. 1559 01:21:00,667 --> 01:21:01,752 You are? 1560 01:21:01,835 --> 01:21:03,837 Baby, somebody had to do something. 1561 01:21:04,755 --> 01:21:08,175 'Course, we may be eating beans for the next ten years. 1562 01:21:09,510 --> 01:21:11,095 Bail for 20's kind of pricey. 1563 01:21:11,178 --> 01:21:13,222 You bailed all those people out? 1564 01:21:13,306 --> 01:21:14,724 You upset with me? 1565 01:21:14,807 --> 01:21:16,100 I'm sorry. 1566 01:21:16,184 --> 01:21:18,520 Hon, it just seemed like the right thing. 1567 01:21:18,603 --> 01:21:21,231 Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing. 1568 01:21:22,774 --> 01:21:25,694 Knights in armour don't come any shinier than you. 1569 01:21:26,904 --> 01:21:28,614 But where's our little girl? 1570 01:21:31,408 --> 01:21:32,868 Are you okay, Trace? 1571 01:21:32,952 --> 01:21:34,412 Oh, you have no idea. 1572 01:21:35,997 --> 01:21:37,999 - Come on. - Thank you so much. 1573 01:21:38,082 --> 01:21:39,751 You're such a great friend. 1574 01:21:39,834 --> 01:21:40,877 Thanks. 1575 01:21:41,711 --> 01:21:44,381 Penny, the cops are looking for me everywhere. 1576 01:21:44,464 --> 01:21:45,924 You could go to jail for helping me. 1577 01:21:46,007 --> 01:21:48,176 Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on. 1578 01:21:51,889 --> 01:21:52,932 - Oh, no. - What? 1579 01:21:53,015 --> 01:21:54,183 Your hair deflated. 1580 01:21:54,266 --> 01:21:55,309 Oh, let it. 1581 01:21:55,392 --> 01:21:57,979 It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man. 1582 01:21:58,062 --> 01:21:59,188 You are so tough. 1583 01:22:00,273 --> 01:22:01,316 So, what do you think? 1584 01:22:01,399 --> 01:22:03,067 Maybe you could live down here. 1585 01:22:03,151 --> 01:22:04,986 I don't even know why we have this room down here, 1586 01:22:05,070 --> 01:22:07,781 but there's food, water, first aid kit, 1587 01:22:07,906 --> 01:22:10,325 gas mask, Russian-language books. 1588 01:22:10,409 --> 01:22:11,827 It's very well-insulated. 1589 01:22:11,910 --> 01:22:15,080 It won't be where you're going. The police are on their way. 1590 01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:17,333 Mom, please don't send my best friend to the big house. 1591 01:22:17,416 --> 01:22:18,459 Penny, hush. 1592 01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:20,586 You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs Pingleton. 1593 01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:21,712 Things need to change 1594 01:22:21,796 --> 01:22:23,673 and I won't stop trying to change them. 1595 01:22:23,756 --> 01:22:25,174 I don't care how long it takes. 1596 01:22:25,258 --> 01:22:27,302 Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life. 1597 01:22:27,385 --> 01:22:28,428 Get the jump rope, Penny. 1598 01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:31,056 - Mom, not the jump rope! - Don't you touch my canned tuna. 1599 01:22:32,766 --> 01:22:34,518 You wait till your father gets out of prison. 1600 01:22:34,601 --> 01:22:36,812 You'll see more than a jump rope, missy! 1601 01:22:36,895 --> 01:22:40,608 A massive manhunt is underway for Miss Turnblad... 1602 01:22:40,691 --> 01:22:43,569 who bludgeoned sergeant and decorated Korean war veteran, 1603 01:22:43,653 --> 01:22:45,655 Mike Morris, with a crowbar, 1604 01:22:45,738 --> 01:22:47,198 - shattering his jaw... - That is a lie! 1605 01:22:47,282 --> 01:22:50,410 They're talking about our baby, Wilbur. 1606 01:22:50,493 --> 01:22:51,912 They're telling lies. 1607 01:22:51,995 --> 01:22:53,246 Sergeant Morris is in critical condition. 1608 01:22:53,330 --> 01:22:54,873 This is such a Midol moment. 1609 01:22:54,956 --> 01:22:56,291 Wilbur, that... Oh! 1610 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,293 Maybe that's her. Oh, that's her. 1611 01:22:59,336 --> 01:23:01,130 Is that you, Tracy? 1612 01:23:02,256 --> 01:23:04,425 Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy. 1613 01:23:04,508 --> 01:23:08,179 Uh, no. I was just at home, uh, practicing my new twist on the twist 1614 01:23:08,262 --> 01:23:10,348 and I overheard it on the news. 1615 01:23:10,473 --> 01:23:14,060 I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned an Eagle Scout. 1616 01:23:14,144 --> 01:23:16,688 - That's just not like her. - Well, it's not true. I was there. 1617 01:23:16,772 --> 01:23:17,898 He didn't even bleed. 1618 01:23:17,981 --> 01:23:19,107 I should have been there... 1619 01:23:19,608 --> 01:23:20,943 beside her. 1620 01:23:21,026 --> 01:23:23,153 I can't sleep, I can't eat. 1621 01:23:23,237 --> 01:23:24,530 You can't eat? 1622 01:23:24,613 --> 01:23:26,365 Well, come on in and worry with us. 1623 01:23:26,449 --> 01:23:27,992 I'll make you some pork. 1624 01:23:28,075 --> 01:23:29,535 Penny Lou Pingleton, 1625 01:23:29,619 --> 01:23:33,790 you are absolutely, positively, permanently punished. 1626 01:23:33,873 --> 01:23:37,210 You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang, 1627 01:23:37,627 --> 01:23:40,589 and you will never leave this room again. 1628 01:23:43,884 --> 01:23:45,970 Devil child! Devil child! 1629 01:23:53,978 --> 01:23:56,439 Seaweed. Don't let her hear you. 1630 01:23:56,523 --> 01:23:57,857 Penny, what happened to you? 1631 01:23:57,941 --> 01:23:59,568 She's punishing me for harbouring a fugitive 1632 01:23:59,651 --> 01:24:00,944 without her permission. 1633 01:24:01,027 --> 01:24:02,154 What are you doing? 1634 01:24:02,946 --> 01:24:05,282 I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby. 1635 01:24:10,621 --> 01:24:12,665 Oh, Seaweed, you do care. 1636 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:15,168 I was afraid the colours of our skin would keep us apart. 1637 01:24:15,251 --> 01:24:16,294 No. 1638 01:24:17,504 --> 01:24:20,131 These knots might. Was your mom in the navy? 1639 01:24:25,345 --> 01:24:30,100 Once I was a selfish fool Who never understood 1640 01:24:30,184 --> 01:24:32,436 Never looked inside myself 1641 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:35,064 Though on the outside, I looked good 1642 01:24:35,147 --> 01:24:39,819 Then we met and you made me The man I am today 1643 01:24:39,903 --> 01:24:44,115 Tracy, I'm in love with you No matter what you weigh 1644 01:24:44,199 --> 01:24:46,118 - 'Cause without love - Without love 1645 01:24:46,201 --> 01:24:49,121 Life is like the seasons with no summer 1646 01:24:49,204 --> 01:24:50,956 - Without love - Without love 1647 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:54,126 Life is rock 'n' roll Without a drummer 1648 01:24:54,210 --> 01:24:56,462 Tracy, I'll be yours forever 1649 01:24:56,545 --> 01:24:58,881 'Cause I never wanna be 1650 01:24:58,965 --> 01:25:02,677 - Without love - Without love 1651 01:25:02,761 --> 01:25:05,055 Tracy, never set me free 1652 01:25:06,056 --> 01:25:08,100 - No, I ain't lying - I ain't lying 1653 01:25:08,183 --> 01:25:09,893 - Never set me free - Never set me free 1654 01:25:09,977 --> 01:25:12,813 Tracy, no, no, no 1655 01:25:14,315 --> 01:25:18,653 Living in the ghetto Black is everywhere you go 1656 01:25:19,362 --> 01:25:21,531 Who'd have thought I'd love a girl 1657 01:25:21,614 --> 01:25:24,200 Whose skin was white as winter snow? 1658 01:25:24,284 --> 01:25:25,952 In my ivory tower 1659 01:25:26,036 --> 01:25:28,663 Life was just a hostess snack 1660 01:25:28,747 --> 01:25:30,916 But now I've tasted chocolate 1661 01:25:30,999 --> 01:25:33,001 And I'm never going back 1662 01:25:33,085 --> 01:25:35,087 'Cause without love 1663 01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:38,215 Life is like a beat That you can't follow 1664 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:40,051 Without love 1665 01:25:40,134 --> 01:25:43,179 Life is Doris Day at the Apollo 1666 01:25:43,262 --> 01:25:45,556 Darling, I'll be yours forever 1667 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,976 'Cause I never wanna be 1668 01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:51,354 Without love 1669 01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:55,067 So, darling, never set me free, no 1670 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,069 - I'm yours forever - I'm yours forever 1671 01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:59,655 - Never set me free - Never set me free 1672 01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,991 No, no, no 1673 01:26:05,161 --> 01:26:07,830 If I'm left without my baby doll 1674 01:26:07,914 --> 01:26:10,625 I don't know what I'll do 1675 01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:12,502 Link, I've got to break out 1676 01:26:12,586 --> 01:26:15,630 So that I can get my hands on you 1677 01:26:15,714 --> 01:26:20,469 Girl, if I can't touch you Then I'm gonna lose control 1678 01:26:20,552 --> 01:26:22,847 Seaweed, you're my black white knight 1679 01:26:22,930 --> 01:26:25,141 I've found my blue-eyed soul 1680 01:26:25,224 --> 01:26:27,059 Sweet freedom is our goal 1681 01:26:27,894 --> 01:26:29,812 Trace, I wanna kiss you! 1682 01:26:29,896 --> 01:26:32,107 Let me out at the next toll! 1683 01:26:32,190 --> 01:26:34,025 Without love 1684 01:26:34,109 --> 01:26:37,028 Life is like a prom That won't invite us 1685 01:26:37,112 --> 01:26:38,280 Without love 1686 01:26:38,363 --> 01:26:41,950 It's like getting my big break And laryngitis 1687 01:26:42,034 --> 01:26:43,577 Without love 1688 01:26:43,661 --> 01:26:46,789 Life's a 45 when you can't buy it 1689 01:26:46,872 --> 01:26:48,624 Without love 1690 01:26:48,708 --> 01:26:51,794 Life is like my mother on a diet 1691 01:26:51,878 --> 01:26:54,172 Like a week that's only Mondays 1692 01:26:54,255 --> 01:26:56,716 Only ice cream, never sundaes 1693 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,094 Like a circle with no centre 1694 01:26:59,177 --> 01:27:01,388 Like a door marked "Do Not Enter" 1695 01:27:01,471 --> 01:27:03,932 Darling, I'll be yours forever 1696 01:27:04,016 --> 01:27:06,393 'Cause I never wanna be 1697 01:27:06,477 --> 01:27:09,730 Without love 1698 01:27:09,814 --> 01:27:11,607 - Yes, now you've captured me - Now you've captured me 1699 01:27:11,691 --> 01:27:14,360 Without love 1700 01:27:14,444 --> 01:27:16,362 I surrender happily 1701 01:27:16,446 --> 01:27:19,491 Without love 1702 01:27:19,574 --> 01:27:22,035 Oh, Seaweed, never set me free 1703 01:27:22,119 --> 01:27:23,537 No, no, no 1704 01:27:23,620 --> 01:27:25,122 I ain't lying 1705 01:27:25,456 --> 01:27:27,875 Never set me free 1706 01:27:27,958 --> 01:27:29,752 No, no, no 1707 01:27:29,835 --> 01:27:31,545 No, I don't wanna live without 1708 01:27:31,629 --> 01:27:34,048 Love, love, love 1709 01:27:34,132 --> 01:27:35,216 Pretty Penny little 1710 01:27:35,341 --> 01:27:38,887 Darling, you had best believe me 1711 01:27:38,970 --> 01:27:42,474 Never leave me without love 1712 01:27:43,725 --> 01:27:45,727 Link, your pork is ready. 1713 01:27:46,228 --> 01:27:47,729 - Uh, Mama, I... - You trying to hide her here? 1714 01:27:51,775 --> 01:27:53,569 Why you ain't think of that before? 1715 01:27:53,652 --> 01:27:56,113 Everything she done for us. Where your manners at, boy? 1716 01:27:56,197 --> 01:27:57,240 Well, I don't know. 1717 01:27:59,409 --> 01:28:00,493 And what about this one? 1718 01:28:01,369 --> 01:28:02,871 Seaweed's got a girlfriend. 1719 01:28:02,954 --> 01:28:04,039 Inez, shut up. 1720 01:28:04,122 --> 01:28:05,457 - You. - Oh. 1721 01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:06,917 So this is love. 1722 01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:10,045 Well, love is a gift. 1723 01:28:10,129 --> 01:28:11,588 Lotta people don't remember that. 1724 01:28:12,423 --> 01:28:16,218 So you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly coming at you 1725 01:28:16,302 --> 01:28:18,304 from a never-ending parade of stupid. 1726 01:28:18,387 --> 01:28:19,847 So you met my mom? 1727 01:28:23,977 --> 01:28:25,020 Hello? 1728 01:28:25,103 --> 01:28:26,897 - Mom? Yes, I'm safe. - Tracy, are you okay? 1729 01:28:26,980 --> 01:28:28,273 - Oh, my god. - Mom, listen. 1730 01:28:28,356 --> 01:28:30,359 - Where are you? What? - I need your help. 1731 01:28:30,442 --> 01:28:32,945 Tomorrow's the Miss Teenage Hairspray pageant. 1732 01:28:33,028 --> 01:28:34,613 I need you to come down to the station. 1733 01:28:34,697 --> 01:28:36,156 - Well, Tracy... - Dress nice. 1734 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,908 - What? - Penny will meet you out front. 1735 01:28:37,992 --> 01:28:39,327 - Tracy... - Now let me talk to Dad. 1736 01:28:41,454 --> 01:28:44,040 Turn your face this way. The other way. Go. 1737 01:28:44,123 --> 01:28:46,376 Everybody, please take your seats. 1738 01:28:46,459 --> 01:28:49,629 The Miss Teenage Hairspray Pageant is about to begin. 1739 01:28:55,844 --> 01:28:57,680 Oh, you've come on a very exciting day. 1740 01:28:57,763 --> 01:29:00,391 It's our... first live show. 1741 01:29:00,474 --> 01:29:01,976 Oh! Bye-bye, Birdie. 1742 01:29:02,810 --> 01:29:04,437 My Amber is perfect for that. 1743 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:06,397 She's the pretty little blonde. 1744 01:29:08,316 --> 01:29:14,239 And we're live in five, four, three... 1745 01:29:17,117 --> 01:29:20,788 And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience 1746 01:29:20,871 --> 01:29:25,251 for the first time from the certified up-to-code WYZT studio, 1747 01:29:25,334 --> 01:29:28,838 it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular. 1748 01:29:29,255 --> 01:29:30,590 - He's Corny. - He's Corny. 1749 01:29:30,673 --> 01:29:33,134 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. 1750 01:29:34,094 --> 01:29:37,055 What gives a girl power and punch 1751 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:38,891 Is it charm, is it poise 1752 01:29:38,974 --> 01:29:41,060 No, it's hairspray 1753 01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:44,105 What gets a gal asked out to lunch 1754 01:29:44,188 --> 01:29:45,940 Is it brains, is it dough 1755 01:29:46,023 --> 01:29:48,192 No, it's hairspray 1756 01:29:48,276 --> 01:29:51,029 If you take a ride With no can at your side... 1757 01:29:51,112 --> 01:29:53,448 "And preserve our family through our father." 1758 01:29:53,990 --> 01:29:56,743 "Let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him." 1759 01:29:56,827 --> 01:29:58,578 You can take off in a rocket 1760 01:29:58,662 --> 01:30:02,040 And in outer space Each hair will be in place 1761 01:30:02,124 --> 01:30:03,709 Link, the agents are here. Look. 1762 01:30:04,209 --> 01:30:05,628 ...When you get up and dance? 1763 01:30:05,711 --> 01:30:07,380 If you twist, I insist 1764 01:30:07,463 --> 01:30:10,424 You use hairspray And tell your mother 1765 01:30:10,508 --> 01:30:11,843 Maybe they'll sign us together. 1766 01:30:11,926 --> 01:30:16,097 ...She should smother With Ultra Clutch faithfully 1767 01:30:16,181 --> 01:30:17,390 Well? 1768 01:30:17,474 --> 01:30:19,142 There's no sign of her. We're on every door. 1769 01:30:19,226 --> 01:30:20,352 She's not inside. 1770 01:30:21,269 --> 01:30:22,896 Doesn't mean she won't try. 1771 01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:25,816 Velma, I seriously doubt this girl's gonna risk incarceration 1772 01:30:25,899 --> 01:30:26,942 to win a pageant. 1773 01:30:27,026 --> 01:30:28,569 That's me! 1774 01:30:28,652 --> 01:30:31,948 I risked communicable diseases. She'll certainly risk jail. 1775 01:30:32,031 --> 01:30:34,617 Better than hairspray 1776 01:30:35,535 --> 01:30:38,538 That's me 1777 01:30:46,922 --> 01:30:50,509 What makes a man reach out and touch? 1778 01:30:50,593 --> 01:30:52,094 Ultra Clutch 1779 01:30:54,138 --> 01:30:58,393 So if you're a redhead A blonde, or brunette 1780 01:30:58,935 --> 01:31:03,064 Just take my advice And you might just get 1781 01:31:03,148 --> 01:31:06,568 The only thing better than hairspray 1782 01:31:06,652 --> 01:31:09,571 That's me 1783 01:31:09,655 --> 01:31:11,615 - Ah! - He's Corny Collins 1784 01:31:11,699 --> 01:31:15,328 The only thing better than hairspray 1785 01:31:15,411 --> 01:31:17,205 - Hairspray - Wow! 1786 01:31:17,288 --> 01:31:20,041 That's me 1787 01:31:22,752 --> 01:31:25,255 Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one. 1788 01:31:32,763 --> 01:31:34,306 And we are out. 1789 01:31:35,558 --> 01:31:37,059 Link, you sprayed it right in my face! 1790 01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:38,686 What'd I tell you about that? 1791 01:31:39,228 --> 01:31:40,605 Stop! You guys. 1792 01:31:41,147 --> 01:31:42,273 Uh, powder. 1793 01:31:42,357 --> 01:31:45,318 And we're back. Five, four... 1794 01:31:45,402 --> 01:31:46,945 - Here? - Three. 1795 01:31:49,072 --> 01:31:51,199 And now for the talent portion of our competition, 1796 01:31:51,283 --> 01:31:52,326 our Councilettes 1797 01:31:52,409 --> 01:31:55,412 in their Miss Teenage Hairspray official dance-off. 1798 01:32:00,001 --> 01:32:04,464 First off, we have the sunny pride of Highlandtown, Darla. 1799 01:32:08,927 --> 01:32:11,012 Hello, Darla. 1800 01:32:11,096 --> 01:32:13,515 Miss Teenage Hairspray. Your vote is for? 1801 01:32:14,766 --> 01:32:17,728 This little girl could power all of greater downtown Baltimore 1802 01:32:17,811 --> 01:32:18,854 with her energy. 1803 01:32:18,938 --> 01:32:20,064 Lou Ann. 1804 01:32:23,150 --> 01:32:25,695 Who are you voting for? Lou Ann? 1805 01:32:26,321 --> 01:32:27,947 Very good, thank you. 1806 01:32:30,742 --> 01:32:32,035 All right. 1807 01:32:33,411 --> 01:32:36,748 Ladies and gentlemen, the almost too happy Tammy. 1808 01:32:47,593 --> 01:32:49,345 And thank you, Tammy. 1809 01:32:58,355 --> 01:33:00,190 - Confirmed sighting. - What? 1810 01:33:00,274 --> 01:33:02,443 You three. Outside, now. 1811 01:33:02,526 --> 01:33:04,695 - We can't go out... - No, no. No buts. Out, out! 1812 01:33:04,779 --> 01:33:06,322 Whatever you say, Mrs Von Tussle. 1813 01:33:12,328 --> 01:33:14,581 Aw, she's too cute, isn't she? 1814 01:33:14,664 --> 01:33:16,166 Hold it right there, Tracy. 1815 01:33:17,292 --> 01:33:18,543 Looking for someone? 1816 01:33:18,627 --> 01:33:20,629 All right, ladies and gentlemen... 1817 01:33:21,839 --> 01:33:23,298 - A what? - It was a diversion. 1818 01:33:23,382 --> 01:33:25,885 Oh, please, these people are not capable of a diversion. 1819 01:33:25,968 --> 01:33:27,470 It's beyond their mental capacity. 1820 01:33:27,553 --> 01:33:28,596 I wouldn't be so sure, Velma. 1821 01:33:28,679 --> 01:33:29,722 Oh, my god. 1822 01:33:29,805 --> 01:33:31,015 What if she's already in the building? 1823 01:33:31,098 --> 01:33:34,435 What if she's been here for hours and you've locked yourselves out? 1824 01:33:34,519 --> 01:33:35,562 What? 1825 01:33:35,645 --> 01:33:36,730 Check the doors! 1826 01:33:36,813 --> 01:33:37,981 - Let's go! - Let's go! 1827 01:33:38,064 --> 01:33:39,441 It's locked! 1828 01:33:39,524 --> 01:33:40,609 It's all locked! 1829 01:33:40,692 --> 01:33:43,570 And now a fast girl who loves to slow dance, 1830 01:33:43,654 --> 01:33:46,031 our own smooth-as-silk Shelley. 1831 01:33:48,117 --> 01:33:50,161 Keep going. Keep going. That's it. 1832 01:33:50,870 --> 01:33:52,747 - Come on. - Put your backs into it, men. 1833 01:33:52,830 --> 01:33:54,582 Put your backs into it this time. 1834 01:33:56,376 --> 01:33:58,253 Come on, one more time. One more time. 1835 01:33:58,837 --> 01:34:00,755 Come on, come on, come on. 1836 01:34:07,471 --> 01:34:10,558 Here's our little dynamic duo from Conkling Street. 1837 01:34:12,101 --> 01:34:13,728 Double your fun with Noreen and Doreen. 1838 01:34:13,811 --> 01:34:14,979 What is with you people? 1839 01:34:15,062 --> 01:34:16,856 I mean, how hard is it to beat down a door? 1840 01:34:16,939 --> 01:34:19,275 That hairspray battering ram was heavy. 1841 01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:20,610 Heavy? 1842 01:34:20,693 --> 01:34:22,404 How could they be heavy? They're... 1843 01:34:23,363 --> 01:34:24,614 hollow. 1844 01:34:26,283 --> 01:34:27,659 Move it. 1845 01:34:27,743 --> 01:34:29,286 Let's get them. Let's go. 1846 01:34:48,265 --> 01:34:52,144 And of course, our three-time Miss Hairspray champion, 1847 01:34:52,227 --> 01:34:54,146 the ever-charming, Amber. 1848 01:34:56,607 --> 01:34:57,775 Oh, my god. 1849 01:34:57,858 --> 01:34:59,861 You carried her in! 1850 01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:01,863 Go! 1851 01:35:12,541 --> 01:35:14,251 - It's locked. - Open it! 1852 01:35:15,127 --> 01:35:16,712 Let's give a final round of applause 1853 01:35:16,795 --> 01:35:19,256 to our Miss Teenage Hairspray contestants. 1854 01:35:24,595 --> 01:35:25,638 Hey. 1855 01:35:33,105 --> 01:35:34,606 All right, all right. 1856 01:35:37,109 --> 01:35:40,779 We are so close to announcing the new Miss Teenage Hairspray. 1857 01:35:40,863 --> 01:35:41,906 Look at that board. 1858 01:35:41,989 --> 01:35:44,742 What a nail-biter this one is turning into. 1859 01:35:46,119 --> 01:35:48,121 Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally. 1860 01:35:58,006 --> 01:35:59,258 It is my... 1861 01:35:59,675 --> 01:36:00,718 obligation... 1862 01:36:01,635 --> 01:36:04,013 to announce that Amber Von Tussle... 1863 01:36:04,096 --> 01:36:05,973 Is about to get out-danced. 1864 01:36:07,517 --> 01:36:09,227 Tracy Turnblad! 1865 01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:15,942 What? 1866 01:36:17,277 --> 01:36:19,696 You can't stop an avalanche 1867 01:36:19,780 --> 01:36:22,324 As it races down the hill 1868 01:36:22,408 --> 01:36:25,369 You can try to stop the seasons, girl 1869 01:36:25,452 --> 01:36:27,997 But you know you never will 1870 01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:30,958 And you can try to stop My dancing feet 1871 01:36:31,042 --> 01:36:33,753 But I just cannot stand still 1872 01:36:33,837 --> 01:36:36,673 'Cause the world keeps spinning Round and round 1873 01:36:36,756 --> 01:36:39,426 And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 1874 01:36:39,509 --> 01:36:41,470 I was lost till I heard the drums 1875 01:36:41,553 --> 01:36:44,098 - Then I found my way - No. 1876 01:36:44,181 --> 01:36:45,933 - 'Cause you can't stop the beat - Link! 1877 01:36:46,016 --> 01:36:48,018 Ever since this old world began 1878 01:36:48,102 --> 01:36:50,855 A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man 1879 01:36:50,938 --> 01:36:52,565 This throne is mine! 1880 01:36:52,648 --> 01:36:55,318 The best that I can today 1881 01:36:55,401 --> 01:36:56,736 - 'Cause you can't stop - Let me down! 1882 01:36:56,820 --> 01:36:59,322 The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky 1883 01:36:59,406 --> 01:37:02,033 You can wonder if you wanna But I never ask why 1884 01:37:02,117 --> 01:37:03,702 And if you try to hold me down 1885 01:37:03,785 --> 01:37:06,622 I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 1886 01:37:06,705 --> 01:37:09,458 That you can't stop the beat 1887 01:37:13,546 --> 01:37:14,630 They love you, Link. 1888 01:37:18,927 --> 01:37:20,595 Yeah? Not for long. 1889 01:37:22,514 --> 01:37:23,974 Inez, come on! 1890 01:37:26,226 --> 01:37:27,477 Let's dance. 1891 01:37:32,066 --> 01:37:35,236 Little Miss Inez Stubbs, ladies and gentlemen. 1892 01:37:35,319 --> 01:37:36,612 Look at my baby go. 1893 01:37:43,745 --> 01:37:45,664 - Inez. - Inez? 1894 01:37:52,713 --> 01:37:53,756 Come on. 1895 01:37:59,762 --> 01:38:02,015 Oh, there you go! Give her a hand, folks! 1896 01:38:02,098 --> 01:38:05,143 Little Miss Inez Stubbs, ladies and gentlemen. 1897 01:38:10,691 --> 01:38:15,863 You can't stop a river As it rushes to the sea 1898 01:38:15,946 --> 01:38:18,741 You can try to stop the hands of time 1899 01:38:18,824 --> 01:38:21,494 But you know it just can't be 1900 01:38:21,577 --> 01:38:24,372 And if they try to stop us, Seaweed 1901 01:38:24,455 --> 01:38:27,083 - We'll call the N-double A-C-P - We'll call the N-double A-C-P 1902 01:38:27,167 --> 01:38:30,003 'Cause the world keeps spinning Round and round 1903 01:38:30,086 --> 01:38:32,881 And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 1904 01:38:32,965 --> 01:38:34,967 I was lost till I heard the drums 1905 01:38:35,050 --> 01:38:37,386 Then I found my way 1906 01:38:37,469 --> 01:38:39,221 'Cause you can't stop the beat 1907 01:38:39,305 --> 01:38:41,390 Ever since we first saw the light 1908 01:38:41,474 --> 01:38:44,185 A man and woman liked to shake it On a Saturday night 1909 01:38:44,268 --> 01:38:45,895 And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it 1910 01:38:45,979 --> 01:38:47,021 - With all of my might - Mother! 1911 01:38:47,105 --> 01:38:48,731 Today 1912 01:38:48,815 --> 01:38:50,066 'Cause you can't stop 1913 01:38:50,150 --> 01:38:52,777 The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above 1914 01:38:52,861 --> 01:38:54,404 - They can try to stop the paradise - Hello? 1915 01:38:54,488 --> 01:38:55,530 We're dreaming of 1916 01:38:55,614 --> 01:38:58,283 But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love 1917 01:38:58,367 --> 01:38:59,994 To stay 1918 01:39:00,077 --> 01:39:03,205 'Cause you can't stop the beat 1919 01:39:04,999 --> 01:39:06,083 Amen. 1920 01:39:06,167 --> 01:39:08,878 I am now a checkerboard chick. 1921 01:39:10,213 --> 01:39:12,006 Penny! No! 1922 01:39:28,566 --> 01:39:30,318 Live television. There's nothing like it. 1923 01:39:31,819 --> 01:39:32,862 Penny! 1924 01:39:39,870 --> 01:39:42,498 - And now, it's the moment... - Wait, wait, wait! 1925 01:39:42,581 --> 01:39:43,832 We have to wait till they go to commercial. 1926 01:39:43,916 --> 01:39:46,335 As you know, we've kept the lines open up to the last minute. 1927 01:39:46,418 --> 01:39:48,587 And those lines have been burning up our switchboard. 1928 01:39:48,671 --> 01:39:50,089 Never in the history of this pageant 1929 01:39:50,172 --> 01:39:52,300 has there been such a surge of late voting. 1930 01:39:54,552 --> 01:39:55,720 Baltimore, you've picked a winner. 1931 01:39:56,971 --> 01:40:00,100 And the new Miss Hairspray is... 1932 01:40:01,017 --> 01:40:02,561 - Inez Stubbs! - What? 1933 01:40:03,395 --> 01:40:05,355 Inez, you done it! You did it! 1934 01:40:05,439 --> 01:40:07,066 How about that? 1935 01:40:07,149 --> 01:40:08,317 Yes! 1936 01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:09,860 Come on over here, Little Inez. 1937 01:40:10,277 --> 01:40:11,529 Go, babe! 1938 01:40:11,612 --> 01:40:13,990 Oh! Inez! Oh, my god! 1939 01:40:16,451 --> 01:40:19,162 That's my baby! That's my baby girl! 1940 01:40:24,918 --> 01:40:26,170 But... she's... 1941 01:40:26,962 --> 01:40:28,339 She's not even a candidate. 1942 01:40:28,422 --> 01:40:30,841 She just got a tidal wave of calls, Velma. 1943 01:40:30,925 --> 01:40:32,677 But this is invalid. This is impossible. 1944 01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:34,512 Well, anyone who dances for it is eligible. 1945 01:40:34,595 --> 01:40:37,849 Rule 30, paragraph five, asterisk, down at the bottom. Okay. 1946 01:40:37,932 --> 01:40:39,893 Well, this also makes you the lead dancer 1947 01:40:39,976 --> 01:40:41,269 on The Corny Collins Show. 1948 01:40:43,230 --> 01:40:44,898 Ladies and gentlemen, The Corny Collins Show 1949 01:40:44,981 --> 01:40:47,401 is now and forever officially integrated! 1950 01:40:56,994 --> 01:40:58,830 All right. Yeah. 1951 01:41:01,416 --> 01:41:05,879 Interracial dancing has broken out at the WYZT stage. 1952 01:41:07,005 --> 01:41:08,924 Just look at the crowd's reaction. 1953 01:41:09,967 --> 01:41:11,301 Back to you, Steve. 1954 01:41:11,385 --> 01:41:14,763 ...Heard the drums Then I found my way 1955 01:41:14,847 --> 01:41:16,974 'Cause you can't stop the beat 1956 01:41:18,351 --> 01:41:19,810 Amber, stop it! 1957 01:41:23,231 --> 01:41:25,233 I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it. 1958 01:41:25,316 --> 01:41:26,526 No, you did not lose. 1959 01:41:26,609 --> 01:41:30,781 You cannot have lost because I switched the damn tallies. 1960 01:41:30,864 --> 01:41:32,366 Smile, Miss Crabmeat. 1961 01:41:32,449 --> 01:41:34,284 You're on Candid Camera. 1962 01:41:36,328 --> 01:41:38,289 That was a good shot, don't you think? 1963 01:41:38,372 --> 01:41:39,415 Not bad. 1964 01:41:41,834 --> 01:41:43,211 What are you doing? 1965 01:41:44,212 --> 01:41:45,546 Get that away from me! 1966 01:41:46,381 --> 01:41:47,757 Go to commercial! 1967 01:41:47,841 --> 01:41:48,883 Go! 1968 01:41:50,010 --> 01:41:51,052 Velma! 1969 01:41:58,894 --> 01:41:59,979 Pack your desk. 1970 01:42:00,437 --> 01:42:02,064 You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch. 1971 01:42:03,566 --> 01:42:06,235 How can you taint a cancerous can of chemicals? 1972 01:42:07,028 --> 01:42:08,071 You're fired! 1973 01:42:08,780 --> 01:42:10,365 I can't be fired. 1974 01:42:10,448 --> 01:42:11,700 Oh, yeah? 1975 01:42:14,202 --> 01:42:17,539 Last chance to join the dance, folks. Everyone is welcome! 1976 01:42:18,123 --> 01:42:19,249 Wilbur... 1977 01:42:19,875 --> 01:42:23,379 Do it now or forever wish you had. 1978 01:42:23,462 --> 01:42:24,547 Really? 1979 01:42:24,630 --> 01:42:26,090 Show them, baby. 1980 01:42:29,677 --> 01:42:31,262 Nobody can dance like you. 1981 01:42:39,062 --> 01:42:44,109 You can't stop my happiness 'Cause I like the way I am 1982 01:42:44,193 --> 01:42:46,862 And you just can't stop My knife and fork 1983 01:42:46,946 --> 01:42:49,657 When I see a Christmas ham 1984 01:42:49,740 --> 01:42:52,493 So if you don't like the way I look 1985 01:42:52,577 --> 01:42:55,413 Well, I just don't give a damn 1986 01:42:55,497 --> 01:42:58,291 'Cause the world keeps spinning Round and round 1987 01:42:58,375 --> 01:43:01,044 And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 1988 01:43:01,128 --> 01:43:03,213 I was lost till I heard the drums 1989 01:43:03,297 --> 01:43:05,674 Then I found my way 1990 01:43:05,758 --> 01:43:07,468 'Cause you can't stop the beat 1991 01:43:07,593 --> 01:43:09,553 Ever since this old world began 1992 01:43:09,637 --> 01:43:12,390 A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man 1993 01:43:12,473 --> 01:43:16,936 And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it The best that I can today 1994 01:43:17,020 --> 01:43:18,229 'Cause you can't stop 1995 01:43:18,313 --> 01:43:20,816 The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky 1996 01:43:20,899 --> 01:43:23,735 You can wonder if you wanna But I'll never ask why 1997 01:43:23,819 --> 01:43:28,198 And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 1998 01:43:28,282 --> 01:43:30,201 That you can't stop the beat 1999 01:44:00,650 --> 01:44:01,860 I love you! 2000 01:44:04,404 --> 01:44:05,447 You did great! 2001 01:44:07,616 --> 01:44:08,700 Corny, do something! 2002 01:44:09,451 --> 01:44:11,412 The show is turning to gumbo! 2003 01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:13,330 Not a chance, Velma. 2004 01:44:14,707 --> 01:44:15,958 This is the future. 2005 01:44:18,044 --> 01:44:20,004 Maybelle, let's go. 2006 01:44:20,505 --> 01:44:21,798 This is your time. 2007 01:44:27,387 --> 01:44:28,555 Yeah. 2008 01:44:28,638 --> 01:44:30,015 All right, Miss buttercup. 2009 01:44:30,098 --> 01:44:32,059 It's time to wrap this mutha up. 2010 01:44:32,142 --> 01:44:33,394 Oh, oh, oh 2011 01:44:33,477 --> 01:44:35,312 - You can't stop today - No! 2012 01:44:35,396 --> 01:44:38,315 As it comes speeding down the tracks 2013 01:44:38,399 --> 01:44:40,985 - Ooh, child, yes - Child, yesterday is history 2014 01:44:41,068 --> 01:44:43,821 - Be gone! - And it's never coming back 2015 01:44:43,905 --> 01:44:47,283 - Look ahead! - 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day 2016 01:44:47,367 --> 01:44:49,786 - And it don't know white from black - Yeah! 2017 01:44:49,870 --> 01:44:52,748 'Cause the world keeps spinning Round and round 2018 01:44:52,831 --> 01:44:55,584 And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 2019 01:44:55,667 --> 01:44:57,753 I was lost till I heard the drums 2020 01:44:57,836 --> 01:45:00,047 Then I found my way 2021 01:45:00,131 --> 01:45:02,008 'Cause you can't stop the beat 2022 01:45:02,091 --> 01:45:04,010 Ever since we first saw the light 2023 01:45:04,093 --> 01:45:06,930 A man and woman liked to shake it On a Saturday night 2024 01:45:07,013 --> 01:45:11,434 And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it With all of my might today 2025 01:45:11,518 --> 01:45:12,769 'Cause you can't stop 2026 01:45:12,853 --> 01:45:15,397 The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above 2027 01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:18,275 They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of 2028 01:45:18,359 --> 01:45:22,738 But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 2029 01:45:22,822 --> 01:45:26,159 'Cause you can't stop the beat 2030 01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:35,127 Ever since we first saw the sun 2031 01:45:35,210 --> 01:45:37,921 A man and woman liked to shake it When the day is done 2032 01:45:38,005 --> 01:45:39,715 And so we're gonna shake And shimmy it 2033 01:45:39,798 --> 01:45:42,551 And have some fun today 2034 01:45:42,635 --> 01:45:43,719 'Cause you can't stop 2035 01:45:43,803 --> 01:45:46,347 The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above 2036 01:45:46,430 --> 01:45:49,267 They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of 2037 01:45:49,350 --> 01:45:53,646 But you'll never stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 2038 01:45:53,730 --> 01:45:56,858 - 'Cause you can't stop the beat - You can't stop the beat 2039 01:45:56,942 --> 01:45:58,318 You can't stop the beat 2040 01:45:58,402 --> 01:45:59,778 You can't stop the beat 2041 01:45:59,861 --> 01:46:06,744 You can't stop the beat 2042 01:46:31,187 --> 01:46:33,523 Hey, old friend, let's look back 2043 01:46:33,606 --> 01:46:36,901 On the crazy clothes we wore 2044 01:46:36,985 --> 01:46:39,446 Ain't it fun to look back 2045 01:46:39,529 --> 01:46:42,657 And to see it's all been done before 2046 01:46:42,741 --> 01:46:48,122 All those nights together Are a special memory 2047 01:46:48,205 --> 01:46:51,041 And I can't wait for tomorrow 2048 01:46:51,125 --> 01:46:53,878 Just as long as you're dancing Next to me 2049 01:46:53,961 --> 01:46:56,839 'Cause it's so clear, every year 2050 01:46:56,923 --> 01:46:59,676 - We get stronger - Stronger 2051 01:46:59,759 --> 01:47:02,804 'Cause what's gone is gone The past is the past 2052 01:47:02,888 --> 01:47:04,097 Turn the radio up 2053 01:47:04,181 --> 01:47:06,308 And then hit the gas 'cause 2054 01:47:06,391 --> 01:47:12,314 I know we've come so far But we've got so far to go 2055 01:47:12,398 --> 01:47:14,233 I know the road seems long 2056 01:47:14,316 --> 01:47:17,153 But it won't be long Till it's time to go 2057 01:47:17,236 --> 01:47:23,576 So, most days, we'll take it fast And some nights, we'll take it slow 2058 01:47:23,660 --> 01:47:25,996 I know we've come so far 2059 01:47:26,079 --> 01:47:31,668 But, baby, baby We've got so far to go 2060 01:47:31,752 --> 01:47:34,964 Oh, yeah, baby 2061 01:47:35,047 --> 01:47:40,762 Hey, old friend, together Side by side and year by year 2062 01:47:40,845 --> 01:47:43,306 The road was filled With twists and turns 2063 01:47:43,389 --> 01:47:46,601 Oh, but that's the road That got us here 2064 01:47:46,685 --> 01:47:49,187 Let's move past the bad times 2065 01:47:49,271 --> 01:47:52,357 But before those memories fade 2066 01:47:52,441 --> 01:47:55,152 Let's forgive but not forget 2067 01:47:55,235 --> 01:47:57,863 And learn From all the mistakes we made 2068 01:47:57,947 --> 01:48:00,741 'Cause it's so clear, every year 2069 01:48:00,825 --> 01:48:03,661 - We get stronger - Stronger 2070 01:48:03,745 --> 01:48:06,998 So don't give up and don't say when 2071 01:48:07,081 --> 01:48:09,417 And just get back on the road again 2072 01:48:09,501 --> 01:48:16,049 'Cause I know we've come so far But we've got so far to go 2073 01:48:16,133 --> 01:48:18,218 I know the road seems long 2074 01:48:18,302 --> 01:48:20,971 But it won't be long Till it's time to go 2075 01:48:21,055 --> 01:48:27,604 So, most days, we'll take it fast And some nights, we'll take it slow 2076 01:48:27,687 --> 01:48:29,814 I know we've come so far 2077 01:48:29,898 --> 01:48:34,653 But, baby, baby We've got so far to go 2078 01:48:34,736 --> 01:48:37,322 Oh, yeah, baby 2079 01:48:37,406 --> 01:48:38,782 Oh, oh, oh 2080 01:48:38,866 --> 01:48:41,452 Hey, old friend Come along for the ride 2081 01:48:41,535 --> 01:48:44,455 There's plenty of room so jump inside 2082 01:48:44,538 --> 01:48:47,166 The highway's bumpy Every now and then 2083 01:48:47,250 --> 01:48:50,378 But it's so much better Than where I've been 2084 01:48:50,461 --> 01:48:53,006 Just keep moving at your own speed 2085 01:48:53,089 --> 01:48:56,301 Your heart is all the compass You'll ever need 2086 01:48:56,384 --> 01:48:58,845 Let's keep cruising the road we're on 2087 01:48:58,929 --> 01:49:01,306 'Cause the rear-view mirror Only shows what's 2088 01:49:01,390 --> 01:49:03,601 Gone, gone, gone 2089 01:49:03,684 --> 01:49:06,479 Yeah, yeah, yeah 2090 01:49:06,562 --> 01:49:10,191 Got so far to go 2091 01:49:10,274 --> 01:49:12,318 Yeah 2092 01:49:13,903 --> 01:49:15,155 It's so clear 2093 01:49:15,238 --> 01:49:19,368 - Every year we get stronger - Stronger 2094 01:49:19,451 --> 01:49:20,953 So shine that light 2095 01:49:21,036 --> 01:49:22,287 Take my hand 2096 01:49:22,371 --> 01:49:24,999 Let's dance into the promised land 2097 01:49:25,082 --> 01:49:31,672 'Cause I know we've come so far But we've got so far to go 2098 01:49:31,756 --> 01:49:33,800 I know the road seems long 2099 01:49:33,883 --> 01:49:36,553 But it won't be long Till it's time to go 2100 01:49:36,636 --> 01:49:43,185 So, most days, we'll take it fast But some nights, we'll take it slow 2101 01:49:43,268 --> 01:49:45,312 I know we've come so far 2102 01:49:45,395 --> 01:49:50,109 But, baby, baby We've got so far to go 2103 01:49:50,192 --> 01:49:52,486 Oh, oh, oh 2104 01:49:52,570 --> 01:49:55,740 - Yeah, yeah - Welcome to the '60s 2105 01:49:55,823 --> 01:50:00,495 - Stop! - Stop telling me what to do 2106 01:50:00,578 --> 01:50:05,292 - Don't! - Don't treat me like a child of two 2107 01:50:05,375 --> 01:50:10,089 - No! - I know that you want what's best 2108 01:50:10,172 --> 01:50:12,842 - Please! - But, Mother, please 2109 01:50:12,925 --> 01:50:17,180 Give it a rest! 2110 01:50:18,848 --> 01:50:22,143 Stop! Don't! No! Please! 2111 01:50:22,227 --> 01:50:25,522 Stop! Don't! No! Please! 2112 01:50:25,605 --> 01:50:28,609 Stop! Don't! No! Please! 2113 01:50:28,692 --> 01:50:30,944 Mama, I'm a big girl now 2114 01:50:31,987 --> 01:50:35,241 Once upon a time When I was just a kid 2115 01:50:35,324 --> 01:50:38,744 You never let me do Just what the older kids did 2116 01:50:38,828 --> 01:50:41,956 But lose that laundry list Of what you won't allow 2117 01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:44,542 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2118 01:50:45,752 --> 01:50:48,922 Once upon a time I played with childhood toys 2119 01:50:49,006 --> 01:50:52,384 But now I'd rather play around With older boys 2120 01:50:52,468 --> 01:50:55,763 So, if I get a hickey Please don't have a cow 2121 01:50:55,846 --> 01:50:58,015 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2122 01:50:59,267 --> 01:51:02,103 Ma, I gotta tell you That without a doubt 2123 01:51:02,186 --> 01:51:06,107 I get my best dancing lessons From you 2124 01:51:06,191 --> 01:51:08,985 You're the one who taught me How to twist and shout 2125 01:51:09,069 --> 01:51:13,240 Because you shout non-stop And you're so twisted, too! 2126 01:51:13,323 --> 01:51:14,741 Whoa-oh-oh 2127 01:51:14,825 --> 01:51:17,870 Once I used to fidget 'Cause I just sat home 2128 01:51:17,953 --> 01:51:21,415 But now I'm just like Gidget And I gotta get to Rome! 2129 01:51:21,499 --> 01:51:23,501 - So say, "Arrivederci!" - "Toodle-oo!" 2130 01:51:23,584 --> 01:51:24,627 And, "Ciao!" 2131 01:51:24,711 --> 01:51:27,088 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2132 01:51:27,755 --> 01:51:31,885 Oh, stop! Don't! No! Please! 2133 01:51:31,968 --> 01:51:35,430 Stop! Don't! No! Please! 2134 01:51:35,514 --> 01:51:38,475 Stop! Don't! No! Please! 2135 01:51:38,559 --> 01:51:40,477 Mama, I'm a big girl now 2136 01:51:40,561 --> 01:51:41,896 Hey, Mama, say, Mama 2137 01:51:41,979 --> 01:51:45,191 Once upon a time I was a shy young thing 2138 01:51:45,274 --> 01:51:48,570 Could barely walk and talk So much as dance and sing 2139 01:51:48,653 --> 01:51:51,906 But let me hit that stage I wanna take my bow 2140 01:51:51,990 --> 01:51:54,075 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2141 01:51:54,201 --> 01:51:55,535 Whoa-oh-oh 2142 01:51:55,619 --> 01:51:58,831 Once upon a time I used to dress up Ken 2143 01:51:58,914 --> 01:52:02,209 But now that I'm a woman I like bigger men 2144 01:52:02,293 --> 01:52:05,504 And I don't need a Barbie doll To show me how 2145 01:52:05,588 --> 01:52:07,840 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2146 01:52:07,924 --> 01:52:09,050 Ooh, ooh, ah 2147 01:52:09,133 --> 01:52:12,011 Ma, you always taught me What was right from wrong 2148 01:52:12,095 --> 01:52:15,849 And now I just wanna give it a try 2149 01:52:15,932 --> 01:52:19,102 Mama, I've been in the nest For far too long 2150 01:52:19,186 --> 01:52:23,023 So please give a push And, Mama, watch me fly 2151 01:52:23,107 --> 01:52:26,277 - Watch me fly - Show off 2152 01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:29,488 Someday I will meet A man you won't condemn 2153 01:52:29,572 --> 01:52:32,659 And we will have some kids And you can torture them 2154 01:52:32,784 --> 01:52:36,204 But let me be a star Before I take that vow 2155 01:52:36,287 --> 01:52:38,415 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2156 01:52:38,498 --> 01:52:39,875 Whoa-oh-oh 2157 01:52:39,958 --> 01:52:41,752 Mama, I'm a big girl now 2158 01:52:41,835 --> 01:52:43,253 Hey, hey, hey 2159 01:52:43,337 --> 01:52:46,715 Mama, I'm a big girl 2160 01:52:46,799 --> 01:52:48,759 Oh, such a big, big girl! 2161 01:52:48,843 --> 01:52:52,305 I'm a big girl now 2162 01:52:52,388 --> 01:52:55,808 Whoa-oh-oh 2163 01:52:55,892 --> 01:52:59,187 Whoa-oh-oh 2164 01:52:59,270 --> 01:53:02,357 Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now 2165 01:53:04,860 --> 01:53:08,364 They came from way far out In outer space 2166 01:53:08,447 --> 01:53:11,450 She's hard to miss And so they landed on her face 2167 01:53:11,534 --> 01:53:13,536 She's got cooties 2168 01:53:13,619 --> 01:53:15,163 They've found a place to nest 2169 01:53:15,246 --> 01:53:16,706 - She's got cooties - Cooties 2170 01:53:16,789 --> 01:53:19,250 If I were her, I'd be depressed 2171 01:53:19,334 --> 01:53:22,921 Long tailed, sharp nailed Fuzzy legs, laying eggs 2172 01:53:23,630 --> 01:53:26,049 Oh, no, get them 2173 01:53:26,884 --> 01:53:30,429 In science class She's like a walking show-and-tell 2174 01:53:30,512 --> 01:53:33,349 Her pet skunk ran away 'Cause it couldn't take the smell 2175 01:53:33,432 --> 01:53:34,934 - She's got cooties - Cooties 2176 01:53:35,017 --> 01:53:37,270 Nobody wants to sit by her 2177 01:53:37,353 --> 01:53:41,191 No, don't need a coat 'Cause she's got fur 2178 01:53:41,274 --> 01:53:43,026 Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot 2179 01:53:43,109 --> 01:53:45,320 Glad I got my cootie shot 2180 01:53:46,738 --> 01:53:48,573 Come on, boys, let's stamp them out 2181 01:53:50,951 --> 01:53:52,202 Cootie, cootie 2182 01:53:52,286 --> 01:53:53,787 Come on, boys 2183 01:53:54,580 --> 01:53:55,873 Cootie, cootie 2184 01:53:58,167 --> 01:53:59,502 Cootie, cootie 2185 01:53:59,585 --> 01:54:01,295 Come on, boys 2186 01:54:01,379 --> 01:54:04,382 - Whoa, no, no, no - She's got cooties 2187 01:54:04,466 --> 01:54:07,302 - She's just as friendly as can be - She's got cooties 2188 01:54:07,385 --> 01:54:11,515 - She shows them cootie hospitality - She's got cooties 2189 01:54:11,598 --> 01:54:15,227 - She's like a living Twilight Zone - She's got cooties 2190 01:54:15,311 --> 01:54:17,188 Can you get Rod Sterling on the phone? 2191 01:54:17,897 --> 01:54:21,526 Black, white, red, green Every colour in between 2192 01:54:21,609 --> 01:54:23,111 Dresses like a circus clown 2193 01:54:23,194 --> 01:54:25,196 ought to 2194 01:54:25,280 --> 01:54:26,865 Grew up in a cootie zoo 2195 01:54:26,948 --> 01:54:30,076 I bet her two-ton Mama's Got them, too! 2196 01:54:31,077 --> 01:54:32,579 She... she... she's coming! 2197 01:54:32,663 --> 01:54:36,125 - She's got cooties - Somebody ought to hose her down 2198 01:54:36,208 --> 01:54:39,712 - She's got cooties - Oh, yeah 2199 01:54:39,795 --> 01:54:43,424 - She's got cooties - Somebody ought to hose her down 2200 01:54:43,508 --> 01:54:46,594 - She's got cooties - Yeah, yeah 2201 01:54:46,678 --> 01:54:50,348 - She's got cooties - She's just as friendly as can be 2202 01:54:50,432 --> 01:54:53,977 - She's got cooties - She shows them cootie hospitality 2203 01:54:54,061 --> 01:54:55,729 She's got cooties 2204 01:54:55,812 --> 01:54:58,565 - This girl is sure to catch your eye - She's got cooties 2205 01:54:58,649 --> 01:55:01,402 She surely likes To let her freak flag fly 2206 01:55:03,654 --> 01:55:04,989 Come on, boys 2207 01:55:05,072 --> 01:55:06,157 - Let's jam - She's got cooties 2208 01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:07,366 Let's stamp them out 2209 01:55:07,450 --> 01:55:08,534 Come on, boys 2210 01:55:08,618 --> 01:55:09,744 - Let's jam - She's got cooties 2211 01:55:09,827 --> 01:55:10,995 Let's stamp them out 2212 01:55:11,079 --> 01:55:12,122 Come on, boys 2213 01:55:12,205 --> 01:55:13,581 - Let's jam - She's got cooties 2214 01:55:13,665 --> 01:55:14,708 Let's stamp them out 2215 01:55:14,791 --> 01:55:15,834 Come on, boys 2216 01:55:15,917 --> 01:55:17,085 - Let's jam - She's got cooties 2217 01:55:17,169 --> 01:55:18,295 Let's stamp them out 2218 01:55:18,378 --> 01:55:21,840 Black, white, red, green Every colour in between 2219 01:55:21,924 --> 01:55:23,592 Dresses like a circus clown 2220 01:55:23,676 --> 01:55:25,469 Somebody ought to hose her down 2221 01:55:25,553 --> 01:55:27,305 Grew up in a cootie zoo 2222 01:55:27,388 --> 01:55:31,142 I bet her two-ton Mama's Got them, too!