1 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,570 Don't even think about it. 2 00:00:20,570 --> 00:00:21,670 Don't even. 3 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,760 Ow. 4 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,900 No. What... No! 5 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,330 No. Leave it! 6 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,410 Greetings, young Port Wennians! 7 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,150 - Hello! - It is our honor... 8 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:18,290 Nay, our duty to help you learn 9 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:21,560 about our town's history through our eyes. 10 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:28,170 Let's travel back to the year 1757. 11 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:30,610 I'm Roderick, the bog harvester. 12 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:33,680 Each day, I cut peats into bricks 13 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,050 for the townspeople to cook their food. 14 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:39,330 Peat also makes an excellent camouflage. 15 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:42,770 But the bog is not just for food and fuel. 16 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,140 It's also for love. 17 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:47,280 Ooh! 18 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,620 Our town leader Archibald "No Nose" Wenn 19 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:54,020 proposed to Annabelle Ross while gathering peat. 20 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:58,630 Yes, it is I, Archibald "No Nose" Wenn, 21 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,740 many moons ago, 22 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,710 I declared my undying love to the woman 23 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:05,380 of my dreams right here in this very bog. 24 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:07,650 Yes. Huh... 25 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:11,220 My beloved and I lived happily married 26 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:13,190 for 37 years... 27 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:17,100 growing a family with a bunch of nice little kids. 28 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:22,950 And being the very heart and soul of Port... 29 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,580 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - Oh! 30 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,530 What brings you back in? 31 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:05,400 My pickleball tourney's this weekend, 32 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,970 and my elbow's still killing me. 33 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:08,840 Have you been doing the physical therapy exercises 34 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,310 - I gave you? - No. 35 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:12,110 - They were so boring. - And so are patients 36 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:13,280 who don't listen to me. 37 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,890 And yet, I keep at it every day. 38 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,420 How's the urinary flow? 39 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,260 It's still just a dribble. 40 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,690 I hear the young guys in the urinals 41 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:21,570 next to me peeing like race horses. 42 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,130 Have you been doing the Kegel exercises 43 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,240 we discussed? It's very simple. 44 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,580 You just imagine your penis is a straw. 45 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:30,020 - You just... - Kegel? For me? 46 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,750 - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's just too much. 47 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,290 It's too much. 48 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:36,160 My wife gives me food, now you want me to do Kegels? 49 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,430 Let me guess. You still have lice. 50 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:40,570 Why else would I be here? 51 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,910 And no, you can't make me shave my head. 52 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:45,050 This hair is my signature look. 53 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,050 I never suggested you shave your head. 54 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,790 I told you to use permethrin shampoo. 55 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:51,320 Oh, okay. 56 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,790 Wait, what? 57 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,270 Show of hands! 58 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,570 How many people are here to complain about 59 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,770 something I've already seen them for? 60 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,280 And how many of you actually 61 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,950 done the thing I asked you to do? 62 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:09,590 Great. And who's next to waste my time? Elaine? 63 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:12,300 Oh, Hi, Doc. Elaine, uh, s-she... 64 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,200 Unless that sentence ends with "saving a life," 65 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,210 stop talking. 66 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:18,710 Best here. 67 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:20,680 A what? 68 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,350 Drop me a pin. 69 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:25,090 I know it's so exciting, but... 70 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,530 Louisa. 71 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,360 Oh. Here, get on the bus. 72 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,600 - Martin, hi. - Are you all right? 73 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,040 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're okay. 74 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,370 I mean, you know, except for 75 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:34,510 the dead guy that Mark found 76 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:36,210 - in the bog. - I heard. 77 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,120 - Well, why was Mark in a bog? - Martin. 78 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,220 Shame you're visiting our bog under such grim circumstances. 79 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:43,090 You went in, too? Are you aware that bogs 80 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:45,130 are a natural incubator for gangrene? 81 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:46,770 No, it's fine. We do this every year. 82 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:48,140 And besides, no one's lost a toe yet. 83 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,510 That's right 84 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:51,040 Doc, you made it. 85 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,220 Big day for Port Wenn. Our very first mystery corpse. 86 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:56,760 It's kind of a big milestone, if you really think about it. 87 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,690 Mm. Yeah, and I'm still trying to figure out 88 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,700 why you needed me here. No one's hurt. 89 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,770 Right. Things are going fast and furious. 90 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,640 The medical examiner's on her honeymoon. 91 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,540 So she deputized you to run point 92 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,410 - on the forensic investigation. - Why, absolutely not. 93 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:09,610 No, I'm not a coroner, and I have 94 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,280 a full afternoon of patients. 95 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,250 Oh. Well, if you want to move my bloodletting to tomorrow... 96 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,420 I'm not clearing my schedule 97 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:15,790 for an autopsy, okay? 98 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:18,100 My job is to take care of living bodies, 99 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,630 - not dead ones. - Right. 100 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:22,410 But today, the law says that it is. 101 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:24,540 The medical examiner needs us to ID the body, 102 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:28,280 collect DNA and figure out cause of death. 103 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,550 She also said something else, too. 104 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:31,190 That was very important. 105 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,590 Okay. 106 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,270 How-how about tomorrow first thing? 107 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:39,410 Oh, yeah. That'll be fun. 108 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:41,110 I mean, fine. It'll be fine. 109 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:42,180 Yeah, that's totally fine. 110 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,250 Okay, see you later. 111 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:50,260 Hey, Doc, where do you want me to drop off the dead guy? 112 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:51,930 Oh, right. That was the important thing. 113 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:54,710 Okay, so we have to store the body for a few days. 114 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:57,010 Figured we'd just use the old doc's office, blast the AC. 115 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:58,550 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 116 00:05:58,550 --> 00:06:00,250 Unless he has an appointment, he's not coming in, 117 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:01,690 and it's not nearly cold enough. 118 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:03,190 Okay, so what are we looking for then? 119 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:04,560 Somewhere refrigerated, 120 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,660 big enough to conduct an autopsy. 121 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,960 Whatever you say, Doc. 122 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,430 - Whatever you say, Doc. - Whatever you say, Doc. 123 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,010 Hmm. 124 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:13,370 Okay. 125 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:16,380 Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. 126 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:17,420 Okay, here we go. Yep. Yep. 127 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,690 We got it. Okay. 128 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:20,190 Appreciate you lending us the walk-in. 129 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:21,420 Yeah. It's the least we could do. 130 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,860 Oh, I hope the feet don't break off. 131 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,560 Nope. If I just... Watch it, watch it, watch it. 132 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,470 We almost get shut down by the health department 133 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,540 over our sweet little brisket. 134 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:33,320 And now we're emptying out our walk-in for a dead body. 135 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,250 Greg, don't be heartless. 136 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,760 This man deserves a proper Port Wenn welcome, dead or not. 137 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,670 Besides, Martin's not gonna snitch again! 138 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:48,310 Ooh. Looks like a haunted potato. 139 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:51,080 Be sure to add that to the autopsy report. 140 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:54,060 A puncture wound. 141 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,730 About the size of a bullet. 142 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:59,100 Just like the guy I saw outside Danceteria in '82. 143 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,340 Oh, I love your wild days. 144 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:01,740 Is that when Madonna stole your cab? 145 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:04,380 Please, when didn't Madonna steal my cab? 146 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,350 No one comes in this room without me 147 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,650 or Sheriff Mylow. Understood? 148 00:07:07,650 --> 00:07:09,650 - Why, Doc? - Doc's right. 149 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:11,320 We got to lock it down. 150 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,590 - Not here. - Oh, no. 151 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:14,600 Hey there, guys, what's happening? 152 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,370 This man may have been murdered. 153 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,320 Tell us, has there been a murder in Port Wenn? 154 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,990 Is there a killer on the loose? 155 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:29,230 - Are we even safe? - Are we in danger? 156 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,630 Who got shot? 157 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:35,070 Everyone, please stay calm! 158 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:39,750 Everyone, please stay calm. 159 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,520 As sheriff, it's my duty to protect Port Wenn 160 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,860 and to keep it real. 161 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:48,230 We found a bullet hole in the dead dude. 162 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:49,630 Yes, it might be murder. 163 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:51,370 - Unbelievable. - What? 164 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,610 It's scary, but don't worry, 165 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:56,480 I've organized Port Wenn's first ever 166 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,750 neighborhood watch, 167 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,390 and I've nominated Sarah to lead it. 168 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,800 And, of course, our very own Dr. Martin Best 169 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,900 is gonna lead the forensic investigation. 170 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,810 So if you have any questions or leads, 171 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:13,520 please feel free to come to either one of us, okay? 172 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,520 Questions. Yeah, buddy. 173 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,190 Who's the prime suspect? 174 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:19,060 Got any leads? 175 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,660 It's still early days. 176 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,130 Figures. Incompetence everywhere. 177 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:25,370 What should we do? 178 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:28,040 I put a lot of thought into that. Doc? 179 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:37,060 You all want to stay alive? 180 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,170 Oh, yes. Of course. Of course. 181 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,000 Then do your physical therapy. 182 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,110 And, Ronnie, take your insulin. 183 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:45,280 You're gonna end up like that guy in the fridge. 184 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,480 Come on, Ronnie. 185 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,150 Every single one of you. 186 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,930 More dietary fiber. 187 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,710 Wait a minute. Who is the dead guy? 188 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:02,950 Elaine, slow down. 189 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:04,620 I'm going out to do the autopsy. 190 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:05,990 Move Louisa to the morning, 191 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:07,460 reschedule the rest of my patients. 192 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,560 - Can you handle that? - Yes. 193 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,760 Yes, yeah, totally. 194 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,830 But, Doc, a murder in Port Wenn? 195 00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:15,070 It's like we're living in our own crime show. 196 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,480 Hey, don't tell anyone, but... 197 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,620 I'm very excited. 198 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,360 I've always wanted a real crime to solve, 199 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,800 so I can be taken seriously. 200 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,730 You know, not just the guy who comes 201 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:32,070 and gets the owl out of your attic. 202 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,470 Okay. 203 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:36,350 You just seal up that bag. And what's left? 204 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,220 - Tissue sample. - Right. 205 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,090 Okay. 206 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,730 - Now. - Yeah. 207 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,710 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 208 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:55,820 Hmm, thought there'd be some blood. 209 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:57,660 Blood coagulates after death. 210 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,490 So, why is it so squishy? 211 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,530 Because of the bog water. 212 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:05,510 Cold, acidic, low oxygen preserves tissue, 213 00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:06,910 but not blood flow. 214 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,910 Oh, so it's like working on a live body, 215 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:10,380 but without any of the blood? 216 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,390 Exactly. 217 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:14,420 So, when do you think he died? 218 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:16,560 That is a good question, my friend. 219 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:21,540 He could have died weeks ago, months ago, or even years ago. 220 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,270 That really opens up the pool of 221 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:24,440 potential victims. 222 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,180 - Mm-hmm. - And suspects. 223 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,690 Oh... 224 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:34,430 Okay, time in bog, TBD. 225 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:38,270 Uh, male, height 5'10", 226 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:42,280 no tattoos, red hair. 227 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:44,720 Nah. 228 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,860 Well, maybe. 229 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,230 Okay, hang tight, Doc. I got to go... 230 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,430 I got to go detective something real quick. 231 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,570 Sure. 232 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,310 I'll just be done in a second. 233 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:21,730 Greg! 234 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,360 Get it together, Greg. 235 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,430 Sorry. 236 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,910 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 237 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:33,950 Is that Josephine Alcott's car in Ronnie Winslow's driveway? 238 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,120 Wow. 239 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,400 The dust hasn't even settled on his poor wife's grave. 240 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,930 I don't think the casseroles 241 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:43,840 are the only things she's been cooking up. 242 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,710 Casserole in the hay. 243 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,790 A dead body was found in the bog. 244 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:57,460 Come on, people, think. Who's our John Doe? 245 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,170 And who do we like for this? 246 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:01,500 Port Wenn isn't just the best place for lobster rolls. 247 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,640 It's a town full of secrets. 248 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,910 Stay tuned. 249 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:08,550 I'm Detective Elaine Denton, 250 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:11,790 and this is Claw and Order, BOG. 251 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,530 Duh-duh! 252 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:14,930 Yeah. Yeah! 253 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,270 Elaine, you're, you're pretty good at this. 254 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:21,140 Really. And that jacket is really hot. 255 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,950 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I really like it. 256 00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:27,760 Oh, hi. Hi, Doc. 257 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,760 Uh, we were, we were just... Uh... 258 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,200 Carry on. 259 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,940 Wait a minute. What's the scoop? 260 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,940 Who's the dead guy and how did he die? 261 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,040 Not sure yet. Still working on it. 262 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,680 - You two have a good night. - Well, wait. What... 263 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,920 What is that? 264 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,690 Were you actually in a good mood? 265 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:46,190 Why wouldn't I be? 266 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,160 Finally, I have a patient who doesn't talk back. 267 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,770 You did this? 268 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,210 Uh... yeah. 269 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,080 Yeah. It's pretty neat, right? 270 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,280 Hmm, if only you were this good at your real job. 271 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,820 Night. 272 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,300 It's scarier when he's nice. 273 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,970 What's wrong with Geneva? 274 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,800 We don't know for sure, 275 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,080 but we think the body that we found 276 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,510 - might be Bruce. - Aah. 277 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:33,720 Same height, red hair, and he may have been shot. 278 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,100 Oh, my goodness, my Brucey? 279 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,330 I know this is a lot to take in. 280 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,570 When was the last time you saw him? 281 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,340 Thanksgiving. 282 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,610 A few years ago. 283 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:48,280 You know that. Everyone knows that. 284 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:52,160 Sure. But you never told us where he went or why he left. 285 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,460 Yeah, I didn't want to talk about it then, 286 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,570 and I sure don't want to talk about it now. 287 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,610 I know. 288 00:13:58,610 --> 00:13:59,710 What's going on here? 289 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,880 Official police business. 290 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,150 Well, I'm the neighborhood watch, 291 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,380 and she's my best friend. What's going on? 292 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,490 I don't want you to faint when I tell you this. 293 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,220 Just spit it out, Mark. 294 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,630 We might have found Bruce's body. 295 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:14,300 - In the bog? - Mm-hmm. 296 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,740 Geneva, do you think that might be possible? 297 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,210 Yes. 298 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,920 I did it. 299 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,490 I killed Brucey. 300 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,660 What? 301 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,660 Yup, I shot my husband 302 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,770 and I chucked him in the bog. 303 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,340 Okay, okay. 304 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:32,770 I think I'm gonna need a minute. 305 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,040 Wait, wait. Come on. 306 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,350 Do your job. Lock me up. 307 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,550 What? 308 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,100 History. In an autopsy... 309 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,540 I'm busy, Elaine. 310 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,040 Oh, it's, it's Louisa. 311 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,450 - Hey. - Louisa. Right. 312 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,690 - Yeah. Uh-huh. - Your-your appointment. 313 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,060 How-how are you? 314 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,560 Um, I'm a little nervous. 315 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,800 - Me too. - You are? 316 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,970 No, I'm sorry. 317 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,810 I don't know why I said that. 318 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:08,180 - Oh. Okay. - Of course not. 319 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,580 Bloodletting is an easy procedure. 320 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,150 - Oh, good. - Just... 321 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,990 Elaine didn't come in with you? 322 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,890 - She's late. - I, uh... She, um... 323 00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:19,570 She stopped at the Salty Breeze that she needed her Danish fix. 324 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,800 Oh, good, good. 325 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,210 I paid for work to get in the way 326 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:25,240 of her breakfast treats. 327 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,980 How-how long should this take, you think? 328 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:31,090 It's just, I-I should probably get to school soon. 329 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,230 Right. I'll just find a needle. 330 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,430 Finding a needle. 331 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,080 So how's, uh... 332 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,090 - How's school? - Busy. 333 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,860 I'm-I'm helping Principal Holloway 334 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,230 with budget cuts. 335 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,960 You know, I'm rationing out glue sticks 336 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,600 and pricing out pencils, and... 337 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,450 Let's do this. 338 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,250 - Right. - Yeah. 339 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,590 - Okay. I'll just... - Oh, yeah. 340 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,470 - Hmm. Just... - Mm-hmm. 341 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,250 - Make a fist. - All right. 342 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,060 Is, is something wrong? 343 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,600 - Yes. You, well... - Me? 344 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,170 Very thin. 345 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,810 - Oh. - Your veins are very thin. 346 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:33,480 I'm-I'm... 347 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,920 gonna need you to come back when you're more hydrated. 348 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,060 Oh, my gosh. 349 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,760 Dr. Reese always loved my veins, so... 350 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,800 Yeah. Well, then, Dr. Reese will have to come back 351 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,000 from the dead and draw your blood. 352 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,470 No, no, no. That's not what I mean. 353 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,510 I just, I just don't think I can keep rescheduling. 354 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,410 Hello. 355 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,950 What? 356 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,650 Are you kidding? 357 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,620 I'll be right there. 358 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,190 What-what's going on now? 359 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,700 Mark. He arrested Geneva. 360 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,070 H-have Elaine reschedule. 361 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,550 All right, you weirdos. Five bucks, five minutes. 362 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,390 And keep it down, and don't touch it! 363 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:15,970 Oh, my God. Look at his feet. 364 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,370 Want to get a pic? 365 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,210 Uh, uh, photos are five bucks extra. 366 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,480 - Extra? - Per person. 367 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,980 - Okay, boomer. - Tell all your friends. 368 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,380 Ready? 369 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,960 Geneva, walk us through it. 370 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,930 How'd you do it? What gun? 371 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,830 Mark, if I keep answering your questions, 372 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,000 I'll never finish this row. 373 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,370 And I told you already. 374 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:39,410 At home with Bruce's hunting rifle, 375 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,920 and then I tossed him in the bog. 376 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,160 You really tossed a 200-pound man into a bog on your own? 377 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,130 - I used my core. - Geneva. 378 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,830 How am I supposed to tell my mom this? 379 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,600 This is gonna kill her. 380 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,370 What else have you been lying about? 381 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,710 Your goldfish didn't run away. 382 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,720 Wait, he didn't join a rock band? 383 00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,960 Mark, better not to know. 384 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,430 You and my mom told me that he was in 385 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,940 a band called Cutie and the Goldfish. 386 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:10,580 This is just, like, so much for me to take in right now. 387 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,010 I'm... I'm just... 388 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:17,160 I never could understand how he got into law enforcement. 389 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,960 Yeah, me either. 390 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,270 Geneva, I-I need to know more about Bruce's medical history 391 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,540 in order to confirm his identity. 392 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:26,170 Did he have any tattoos? Identifying marks? 393 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,410 Surgeries perhaps? 394 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,880 Well, he, he didn't have a spleen, 395 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,690 or a gallbladder, or an appendix. 396 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:35,120 You know, one of those organs you don't really need. 397 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:37,900 That's a start. 398 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,030 I still can't believe it. 399 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,310 Geneva! It's not possible. 400 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:45,040 I mean, she was always cagey about why Bruce left. 401 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,780 Never gave a straight answer. 402 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,280 Just one day, he was gone. 403 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,590 Yes, you can sleep next to someone for 20 years 404 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,360 and not have a clue what they're capable of. 405 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,200 I saw Cher without you once. 406 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,900 Once. It was the farewell tour. 407 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,040 Exactly. It was the farewell tour. 408 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,440 I have to film a new episode. 409 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,350 This is big news. This is big news. 410 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,290 Also, these might be your best yet. 411 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:08,060 What kind of cheese did you use? 412 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,460 If I told you... 413 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,330 - I'd have to kill you. - I'd have to kill you. 414 00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:12,970 Yeah, we can't say that anymore. 415 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,770 It's different now. 416 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,210 The truth has clawed its way to the surface. 417 00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:19,210 The Port Wenn killer has been caught, 418 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,950 and it's always the ones you least expect. 419 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:23,490 Until next time, 420 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:26,990 Detective Denton, Claw and Order, BOG. 421 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:29,170 Duh-duh! 422 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,330 So good. 423 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,970 But, why'd she do it? 424 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,510 Doesn't matter. Case closed. 425 00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:36,250 Your detective work sucks. 426 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,520 Hey, do not sass my girlfriend, okay? 427 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,820 And-and-and show some respect for law enforcement. 428 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,360 "Girlfriend?" 429 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,930 - Yeah, I, well... - Al, we've been over this. 430 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:48,510 We're frisky friends. That's it. 431 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,980 Finally, it's getting interesting. 432 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,350 You know what? 433 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,520 Fine. Get yourself a new cameraman. 434 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,850 And-and-and another frisky friend. 435 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,260 Hey! What's a frisky friend? 436 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,130 Uh... 437 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,800 Five bucks, five minutes a pop. 438 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,100 Quick and quiet, okay? 439 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,980 Bert? Really? 440 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:09,250 Are you charging to see the dead body? 441 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,120 This is a tragedy, not a carnival sideshow. 442 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,820 I'm just trying to make an honest dollar. 443 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,120 Have you no shame? 444 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,830 The world today. 445 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,000 Hell in a hand basket. 446 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I'm disappointed in all of you. 447 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,740 I take care of George. 448 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,740 - You cut me in? - Deal. 449 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,580 Sheriff Mark, cheese it. 450 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,160 It's like, it's like, first Bruce, 451 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,600 and then it's my goldfish. 452 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,000 What else is Geneva hiding from me, you know? 453 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,370 Just to be clear, 454 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,840 you actually thought a goldfish could sing? 455 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,650 Well, I had a dog who could read my mind. So... 456 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,720 Anyway, we don't even know if this is Bruce 457 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,520 or just Geneva having some sort of geriatric delusion. 458 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,930 Did you bring your flashlight? 459 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:51,160 Of course, Doc. I never leave home without it. 460 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,830 Where are we going? 461 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:56,170 Just shine it right above the abdomen. 462 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:02,720 So I checked with Dr. Reese's files 463 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:08,100 and Bruce had a cholecystectomy. 464 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,770 So if this body... 465 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,270 doesn't have a gallbladder, 466 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,440 it's likely Bruce. 467 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,420 How'd you do this for a living, Doc? 468 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,890 Best job in the world. 469 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,730 You seem different, man. 470 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,960 I don't know. You seem, like, more cheerful. 471 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,200 You're starting to make me a little uncomfortable. 472 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,470 I'm just enjoying the work. 473 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,310 It's not a crime. 474 00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:33,080 Thank goodness, 'cause it would have killed me 475 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,050 to have to arrest you too, Doc. 476 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,560 I knew it. This isn't Bruce. 477 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,460 Oh? 478 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,230 We always wondered 479 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,740 what happened between the two of you. 480 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:47,340 You were so secretive after he, uh, left town. 481 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,180 But we didn't think you'd killed him. 482 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:51,220 It was this darn cable stitch. 483 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,020 And now, the whole town knows 484 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,760 that you're not just a cake baking sweetheart, 485 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,630 you're a cold-blooded husband killer 486 00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,870 who's gonna spend the rest of her life in prison. 487 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:03,340 I'm gonna have to redo this whole row. 488 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,780 Geneva Larson, 489 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:07,410 you've never botched a cable stitch in your life. 490 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,360 All right. 491 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,260 I didn't kill Brucey. 492 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,130 Then why did you turn yourself in? 493 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,610 Because I'd rather rot in here 494 00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,510 than have everyone know the truth. 495 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,880 What's worse than a murder charge? 496 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,220 That Thanksgiving 497 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,030 when, when Bruce left, 498 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:32,870 he left... with my sister. 499 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:34,540 Bonnie? 500 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:36,810 Well, it's always the ones you don't expect. 501 00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:40,450 I haven't spoken to either of them since. 502 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:42,450 Two people I love most in the world, 503 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:45,560 they chose each other and left me 504 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:50,540 with cold turkey and a broken heart. 505 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,640 But the truth I-I really don't want 506 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:59,550 to admit is that I am old, alone 507 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:01,160 and not loved. 508 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,460 Oh, Geneva, don't be crazy. 509 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:09,310 We all love you, and we're not going anywhere, okay? 510 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:12,680 And, you know, everybody has a secret or two. 511 00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:16,550 You know what I just saw? 512 00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:18,890 Josephine and Ronnie going after each other 513 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,160 like dogs in heat. 514 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,460 - Really? - Hmm. 515 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,140 She's sure was baking a lot of casseroles. 516 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,440 Now we know why. 517 00:23:32,890 --> 00:23:34,890 What do you mean it's not Bruce? 518 00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:36,830 Bruce doesn't have a gallbladder. 519 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:39,230 This body does. 520 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,540 Wait. 521 00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,310 Wait a second. 522 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:47,110 Can you shine your light more over here? 523 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:49,720 Yeah. 524 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,440 What was a marble doing in there? 525 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,210 I think this body was in the bog 526 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:02,380 a lot longer than we thought. 527 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:05,250 Good eye, Martin, it's a musket ball. 528 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,920 18th century. 529 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,190 This might be an early Port Wennian, 530 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:14,400 like Jeremiah or Roderick, or nay, Archibald "No Nose" Wenn. 531 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,540 This cadaver was centuries old. 532 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,080 We discovered a Bog Man on this side of the Atlantic. 533 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,220 I mean, that's the headline. 534 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,550 This is incredible. 535 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:23,820 Wow. This case just took a turn. 536 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,290 We have a lot of work to do. 537 00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:26,930 What for? The investigation is over. 538 00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:28,530 This is now a scientific discovery. 539 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:29,870 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 540 00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:31,670 Not so fast. This is still a homicide. 541 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,410 Four-hundred-year-old murder. 542 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:35,310 - It's my first cold case. - Mark is right. 543 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:38,280 I would like to know who killed this early Port Wennian, too. 544 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,120 It's part of our, what? 545 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,420 - History. - History, Doc. 546 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:42,930 Fine. As long as you leave me out of it. 547 00:24:42,930 --> 00:24:44,630 Knock yourselves out. I have to make a call. 548 00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:45,930 Don't worry about nothing, Doc. 549 00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:48,000 - You know I got this. - Thanks, partner. 550 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,440 Geneva didn't do it. 551 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,440 Sorry, Jessica Fletcher. That's old news. 552 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,310 - What? - Hi, Norman. 553 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,950 - It's Dr. Martin Best. - Look at this. 554 00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:56,720 Yes. Yes, it's been a while. 555 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,460 Listen, I-I need a favor. 556 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:00,660 - I was wondering... - What's all the hubbub? 557 00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:01,930 Geneva didn't kill Bruce. 558 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:03,640 The dead body might be 559 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,400 an early Port Wennian! I'm so excited! 560 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,810 - Wait, there's no murder? - No mystery? 561 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:09,050 It's a cold case, straight out of the freezer, 562 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,980 right onto the grill. 563 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,650 How are we gonna load these shirts? 564 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:14,820 An ancient murder is still a murder! 565 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:17,560 Hey, what are you two whispering about? 566 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,700 Repairs. 567 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,370 Come on, Bert, let's go... 568 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:22,810 - Tighten... the hinge. - The loose... Yeah, the hinge. 569 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:24,710 Great. All right. Thanks, Norman. 570 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:27,620 I-I'll send those peat samples over to the lab right away. 571 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:31,060 Okay, got it. I'll-I'll ask. Bye. 572 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,770 Can I have everyone's attention? 573 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:37,170 Hello. 574 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:38,700 Excuse me. 575 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,610 Who wants to make a thousand dollars? 576 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:44,020 Mm. Well, at least you're predictable. 577 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,950 I just got off the phone with a colleague, 578 00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:48,490 a forensic anthropologist from Harvard. 579 00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:49,860 Yeah, get on with it. 580 00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,830 - We know you went to Harvard. - Go Crimson! 581 00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:54,140 We just discovered a rare Bog Man 582 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,140 who could be hundreds of years old. 583 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,880 It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to study taphonomy... 584 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,150 Jump to the part where we get paid. 585 00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:04,360 Right. Researchers want to do DNA testing 586 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,760 to identify any living relatives, 587 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,370 and they'll pay a thousand dollars per confirmed match. 588 00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:10,870 So what do we do? 589 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,610 Just pile in a van? Go down to Boston? 590 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:14,440 Nope. I'll open my office for anyone 591 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,610 who wants to do genetic testing. 592 00:26:15,610 --> 00:26:16,950 Who's interested? 593 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,590 Great. 594 00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:21,260 Elaine will coordinate DNA collection. 595 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,390 Absolutely. 596 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,770 Detective Elaine Denton here. 597 00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,640 Mystery is not over yet. 598 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,110 Who's the old dead dude? Was he still murdered? 599 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,640 And most importantly, 600 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,480 who here in Port Wenn has found their bog daddy, 601 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,220 their bog grampy, Bogfather? 602 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,930 That's it. 603 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,960 Only time and some DNA samples will tell. 604 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,040 Need a new frisky friend for your show? 605 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,740 - I'm good with mysteries. - Ew, definitely no. 606 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:49,610 Don't say that. But I do need a new cameraman. 607 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,120 Let's talk. 608 00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:54,920 See, that's how they get you. 609 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,530 One day, they take your DNA. 610 00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:58,060 The next day, you're in a police lineup 611 00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:00,670 - for car theft in Kalamazoo. - Come on, Dad. 612 00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:02,810 You-you love a chance to make some quick cash. 613 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:05,710 Money's not that important. 614 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:08,650 Meet you out back for a peek at the Bog Man. 615 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:10,560 Okay. All right. 616 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,060 See. Come on. 617 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,100 I know you too well. We should, we should do it. 618 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:18,540 Your DNA leads to my DNA, and I can't risk it. 619 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,110 So don't do it. 620 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:25,790 Glad you came in voluntarily, Gilbert. 621 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,250 I'd hate to have to subpoena you. 622 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,730 I don't know what you're talking about, 623 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,830 but you're making me very nervous. 624 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:35,440 In a small town, everybody's hiding something. 625 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,410 I'm Detective Elaine Denton. 626 00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:41,080 Stay tuned for the next episode of Claw and Order. 627 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,290 The Bogfather. 628 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,690 Kinda stiff on that take. 629 00:27:44,690 --> 00:27:46,330 Yeah, I got a better one in me. 630 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:48,100 New cameraman already? 631 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,500 - That's fast. - That's show business. 632 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,810 If my dad asked if I came in, don't tell him, okay? 633 00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,840 He's been really weird about that stuff. 634 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,850 Not a problem. It's like you're not even here. 635 00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:58,450 It's like you're not even here. 636 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,720 I'm gonna shoot this. 637 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,730 Lots of unspoken tension. 638 00:28:03,730 --> 00:28:06,470 - Can it, Cronk. - Yeah, Cronk. 639 00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:11,840 I promise, I have been pounding water 640 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,350 all day today like it's my job. 641 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,780 We'll see if your veins agree. 642 00:28:16,790 --> 00:28:21,900 We'll be removing a pint to lower your ferritin levels. 643 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,470 Should take about half hour. 644 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,380 Make a fist. 645 00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,880 I'm glad we got this in today. 646 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,350 This morning, you seemed very, uh... 647 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:32,850 Pass the needle. 648 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,760 Wait. What? 649 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,370 Oh, this is just how we do it. 650 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,870 It's perfectly normal. 651 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:44,280 It's textbook normal. 652 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,660 Did I do something wrong? 653 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:54,660 Offend you somehow? 654 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,770 - What? - I don't know. 655 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,640 It just feels like you can't stand 656 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,780 being in the same room with me anymore. 657 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:03,880 You know what? I-I don't have the time 658 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,020 to deal with the emotional insecurities of every patient. 659 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,920 I-I have to collect peat samples. 660 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,490 - Excuse me? - What? 661 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:13,630 What? I have important research to do and I'm running late. 662 00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:16,470 You know, it's funny, um... 663 00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:19,280 This is the most engaged I have ever seen you. 664 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,650 And it's over a corpse. 665 00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:22,080 Yes. And you want to know why? 666 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,220 Because unlike humans, corpses don't talk back. 667 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,190 They-they don't tease, they don't gossip. 668 00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,230 Their tender little feelings don't get hurt. 669 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:32,040 They aren't a constant tsunami of needs and opinions. 670 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,340 And, at least with a corpse, 671 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,680 I won't be surprised when it doesn't listen to me. 672 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,220 I knew it. 673 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:40,560 I never thought you were a right fit for Port Wenn 674 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,190 and now you're proving me right. 675 00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,100 What did you just do? 676 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,440 - I have to go. - Where? 677 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,480 Somewhere I can be alone. 678 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,850 What does that mean? 679 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,940 No! 680 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,830 - Two. - Two. 681 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,230 It was good, right? 682 00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:42,260 Oh, so creepy. Oh, my God, there's a hair. 683 00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:44,500 The Bog Man. Tell your friend. 684 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,670 Hey, right you here, ladies. Right in there. 685 00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:48,410 Honey, I'm looking for the ma... 686 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,320 Greg Garrison, 687 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,620 you are not doing what I think you're doing. 688 00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:57,430 Do not judge me until you see the electric bill. 689 00:31:57,430 --> 00:31:58,730 That is dirty money. 690 00:31:58,730 --> 00:32:00,670 Costs are up, margins are down. 691 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:02,000 So every dirty dollar helps. 692 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,940 - I'd show you the spreadsheet. - No, no, no, no. 693 00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:05,340 I'm just gonna get a raging headache. 694 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,480 Well, I try to protect you, my love. 695 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,760 I know you hate to see me bogged down by details. 696 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,000 - Oh. - Okay... 697 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,200 Hey, you make enough to fix the oven light? 698 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:22,810 Yes, and perhaps enough to splurge on name-brand mayo. 699 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:25,150 Greg, you're such a tease. 700 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,720 Mm. 701 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,960 Two more. 702 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,430 - Hey, Miss Dana. - It was good, right? 703 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:32,030 Tell your friends. Tell your friends. 704 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:34,130 - Any words from Harvard? - Not yet. 705 00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:36,740 Oh, the DNA lab sent a couple flags 706 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:38,140 from the genetic screenings. 707 00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:43,620 Can you have Al come in? 708 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:46,190 Al? Do I have to? 709 00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:48,060 What do you think, detective? 710 00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:51,140 Hey, thanks, Greg. 711 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:53,310 - Thanks, my love. - How's it going, guys? 712 00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:55,110 A lot of dead ends, no pun intended. 713 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:57,650 Whoa, wait. Check this. "Battle of Machias, 714 00:32:57,650 --> 00:33:00,190 fought in Maine during the Revolutionary War. 715 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,460 Musket balls, 18th century." 716 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,930 - It lines up. - Strong working theory, George. 717 00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:06,430 Adding it to the list. 718 00:33:06,430 --> 00:33:09,040 Glad you're having fun. But we open in five. 719 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on ahead without me. 720 00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:15,520 Last time I let him near The History Channel. 721 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,060 So the DNA testing shows you have genetic markers 722 00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:22,230 for Marfan Syndrome. 723 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:23,570 What? Am-am I okay? 724 00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:25,170 Absolutely. You're gonna be fine. 725 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,810 No, it's, it's a connective tissue disorder. 726 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,180 Now, while it can be serious, 727 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,420 your signs are the manageable ones. 728 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,790 Uh, you're just tall, thin, flexible joints, 729 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:35,060 nearsightedness. 730 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,490 You wear corrective lenses, right? 731 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:37,600 - Yeah. - Listen. 732 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,230 It's a good thing you took the DNA test. 733 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:41,340 Now we know, so we can keep an eye on it. 734 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:43,170 But again, there's absolutely nothing to worry about here. 735 00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:45,080 Okay? See you at your annual physical. 736 00:33:46,910 --> 00:33:49,690 Wait, Doc, um, you said it's genetic. 737 00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,360 Correct. 738 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,100 And is that from my mom's side or my dad's? 739 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,110 In this case, from your father's side. 740 00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:02,910 Okay, well, he's built like a truck, 741 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,410 and he's got perfect vision. 742 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:07,690 Yes. 743 00:34:10,230 --> 00:34:14,200 So does that mean my dad is not my dad? 744 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,180 Al, look... 745 00:34:23,990 --> 00:34:26,660 Family isn't just genetics. 746 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,000 You guys. The Bog Man results are here. 747 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,270 This is gonna be so exciting. 748 00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:31,870 We'll read it out at the Salty Breeze. 749 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:34,470 It'll be so fun, and really good content for my show. 750 00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:36,480 So, Al, maybe we should just... 751 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,220 What happened? 752 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:41,960 - Is he okay? - You'll have to ask him. 753 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,390 Al! Al, wait! 754 00:34:44,390 --> 00:34:46,830 What are you... Come on, Al! 755 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,140 Just leave it, Elaine. 756 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,050 It's such a great photograph. 757 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:57,660 Oh, this so exciting. 758 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,140 - Martin. - Louisa. 759 00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:07,310 What was that about? 760 00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:09,680 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 761 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,620 You just can't help being a jackass, can you? 762 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:15,890 Dear Port Wennians, 763 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:19,030 we gather to honor history 764 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:23,010 and the miracle of DNA testing. 765 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:26,750 May I have ye old envelope? 766 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:30,550 Oh, can I get a drum roll please? 767 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:41,380 And the results are... 768 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:51,060 Harvard has confirmed there was one living descendant 769 00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:53,200 of the Port Wenn Bog Man. 770 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,940 And that person is... 771 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:57,810 Oh, snap. Martin Best? 772 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,420 You're-you're kidding. It's-it's Martin? 773 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,820 What about Aunt Sarah? 774 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:06,090 It just says your name. 775 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:08,400 Must be on your mother's side. 776 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,470 But I-I didn't submit DNA. 777 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:13,740 I may have borrowed some hairs from your hair brush. 778 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:16,080 Elaine, that's a complete violation of privacy, 779 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,520 not to mention illegal on several levels. 780 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,190 Oh, Martin, come on, and face it. 781 00:36:20,190 --> 00:36:21,660 This town's in your blood. 782 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,740 It's a good thing we didn't send in our DNA, huh? 783 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:31,110 You all right, kiddo? 784 00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,480 Yeah, Dad. Glad we didn't. 785 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,550 Based on historical records, 786 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:38,490 Harvard believes that the Bog Man 787 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:42,160 is a man who might be named James Brewster! 788 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,800 - I know that name. - Yeah. 789 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,370 - You just said James Brewster. - I did. 790 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,210 I know that name. I know that name. Hold on. 791 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,510 Okay, wait. Yeah, okay. 792 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,110 Right here. In "No Nose" Wenn's journal, 793 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:53,090 he wrote, "The 17th of June, 1759. 794 00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:55,360 This day ended in trouble with a fray 795 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,390 betwixt James Brewster 796 00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:59,270 and our good townsman. 797 00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,670 A notorious recluse, 798 00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:04,440 Brewster mainly keeps to himself in a dreary shack 799 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,750 by the bog, yet always finds cause to quarrel 800 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,290 whenever he can." 801 00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:12,160 Yeah, he sounds like he's related to Martin. 802 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,300 Yeah, this sounds like Doc. 803 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,270 Martin. 804 00:37:20,270 --> 00:37:22,240 Wait, wait. Okay, wait. There's more. 805 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,280 "Apparently, a lot of people wanted him dead. 806 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,690 So much so that Archibald "No Nose" Wenn 807 00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:31,630 challenged Brewster to a duel and killed him. 808 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:33,400 Whoa. 809 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,040 Wow, I think I just found the Bog Man's killer. 810 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,710 I think we just solved the case! 811 00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:40,050 I think we just solved the case! 812 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,780 You know, right? 813 00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,470 Hey. 814 00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:56,210 What is going on with you? 815 00:37:56,210 --> 00:37:58,020 Are you going to die? 816 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,450 Because if you're going to die, 817 00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:01,220 that's gonna make me want to die. 818 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:02,960 And I'm really too young and too cute to die. 819 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,370 No, I'm not gonna die. 820 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:09,200 I'm sorry if I, if I scare you. 821 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,080 Okay, so then what did Martin tell you? 822 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:21,060 Um, he said I'm, uh, double jointed. 823 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:23,230 That's it? 824 00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:24,570 Look... 825 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,640 I'm sorry 826 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,220 that I called you my frisky friend. 827 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,790 I didn't mean that. I mean, I did mean that. 828 00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:38,060 But when I thought that you were going to die, it just, 829 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:40,770 it made me realize that you are 830 00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:46,080 more than just some frisky friends. 831 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,590 So are you my girlfriend or-or no? 832 00:38:52,990 --> 00:38:54,430 Yes. 833 00:38:54,430 --> 00:38:56,700 - Yeah? - Fine. 834 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,440 - Okay. - I'm your girlfriend. 835 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,880 Evenin', Bog Man. 836 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,610 Good night, Dr. Bog Man. 837 00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:42,730 Uh, watch out, it's the Bog Man! 838 00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,160 Stop. 839 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,330 That's, like, so sad. 840 00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:48,200 We always knew he was the saddest man alive, 841 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,210 and now it's like facts. 842 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:51,610 Come on. 843 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,460 Martin, Martin. 844 00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:36,100 Are-are you okay? 845 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,570 I'm-I'm here to apologize. 846 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,040 - Oh. - The way I spoke to you 847 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,440 at my office, it was wrong. 848 00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:44,680 Have a good night. 849 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:47,350 Wait, uh... 850 00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:48,890 That's it? 851 00:40:48,890 --> 00:40:51,530 - That's your apology? - I'm not sure what else to say. 852 00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:54,230 Why-why can't you just talk to me? 853 00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,810 I mean, tell me what... 854 00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:59,850 What's going on with you? 855 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,090 I... 856 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:06,830 have a hard time... 857 00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:11,000 with... 858 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:18,120 blood phobia. 859 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,890 Oh. 860 00:41:19,890 --> 00:41:22,760 About blood. A blood phobia, if you will. 861 00:41:24,290 --> 00:41:26,530 Okay, um... 862 00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:28,670 Wow, um... 863 00:41:28,670 --> 00:41:30,840 This-this entire time? 864 00:41:31,710 --> 00:41:36,950 Huh. But you're a... doctor. 865 00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:39,160 A surgeon who can't stand the sight of blood. 866 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,100 I... came here hoping 867 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,810 that I could still practice medicine. 868 00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:48,680 It's proven harder to do than I thought. 869 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,880 That's why Elaine assists me... 870 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,560 and why I act like a lunatic every time 871 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,860 I try to take your blood. 872 00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:57,190 I see it. 873 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,910 So, why tell me now? 874 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,190 I... 875 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,900 I don't want to be the Bog Man. 876 00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:28,190 Well... your dog seems to love you. 877 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,010 He's not my dog. 878 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,680 He sure seems like your dog.