1 00:00:14,227 --> 00:00:15,462 So, uh... 2 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:17,733 I am dead, right? 3 00:00:17,928 --> 00:00:20,580 It would seem our meeting is somewhat, 4 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:22,676 premature. 5 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,943 Then, uh... 6 00:00:27,187 --> 00:00:28,377 Why are we... 7 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,770 Probably, something to do with that crossbow bolt heading towards you. 8 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,215 The guy who shot it? 9 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,949 Mr Carcer Dun? 10 00:00:35,847 --> 00:00:37,987 Twenty years ago, did he die? 11 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,288 Sadly not. 12 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,169 I saw him fall. 13 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,861 And the lightning... I saw him burn. 14 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:45,345 Yeah. 15 00:00:45,452 --> 00:00:47,708 You'd think that would be enough, wouldn't you? 16 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:51,568 Imagine how frustrating these things are for me. 17 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,203 Here I am, trying to do a job... 18 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,906 If he didn't die, then where is he? 19 00:00:57,084 --> 00:00:58,640 Did you hear what I said? 20 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:01,314 No, of course, you didn't. 21 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:04,180 Nobody ever listens to Death. Nobody ever thinks about Death. 22 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,915 Please. 23 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,952 Eh, we're gonna have to finish this discussion at another time 24 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:12,321 because someone's about to save you 25 00:01:12,412 --> 00:01:17,038 and I've got to carry on not being appreciated elsewhere. 26 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,695 Who's gonna save me? 27 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:22,465 Ah, shut up. 28 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,072 Who's gonna save me? 29 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,344 No! 30 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:55,831 No. 31 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,666 No! 32 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,208 Stand down, Sergeant, that's an order. 33 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,737 Stand down! 34 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,681 Sarge! 35 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,046 Captain, stay down! 36 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,753 Sarge! 37 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,231 My champion won't save me again. 38 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:27,229 You saved me... 39 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,637 You saved all of us... 40 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,273 Sam. 41 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,147 Sarge. 42 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,782 Sarge. 43 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,225 Oh, Sarge. 44 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,573 Sarge! 45 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,618 Sarge. 46 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:16,277 Good evening, everyone. Thank you, uh... 47 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,481 G Thank you for thisne. Th opportunity.. 48 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,388 To share my music with you guys. 49 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,723 Let's have fun tonight, yeah? 50 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,029 ♪ How do you know... 51 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,067 I can't believe he's gone. 52 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,037 We're not meant to die doing this. 53 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:37,867 Line of duty. 54 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,674 Get that shit from, Carrot? 55 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,710 Our line of duty's way off what we just did. 56 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,314 Sarge wanted to be more than a prop under some bridge. 57 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,887 Maybe we can be more, too. 58 00:03:54,608 --> 00:03:57,999 ♪ ...memories, good times... ♪ 59 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,568 Took a witness statement from Lady Ramkin, sir. 60 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,605 Checked every iconograph in the area. 61 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,020 Imps. 62 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,606 All murdered. 63 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,308 Carcer wanted no trace of himself 64 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,143 or who he was getting that book from. 65 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:22,912 Who told the Sergeant to go 66 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,886 charging through the door like that? 67 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,787 You knew him. 68 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,018 When you were younger. 69 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,020 - How come he hasn't aged a day? - Who told him? 70 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,321 Was it possible the report you made 71 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,489 20 years ago was wrong. 72 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,624 Perhaps, Carcer didn't die, maybe he got away... 73 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,164 Who told him? 74 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,868 I was trying to help. 75 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,241 Carcer didn't get away. 76 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,977 - He should be dead. - But he's not. 77 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,712 And now he's back. 78 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,730 And he's killed two alchemists, 79 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,145 another officer of the Watch, 17 iconograph imps, 80 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,695 all in pursuit of that book you tasked me with finding. 81 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:00,679 - Booze run away. - A book none of us took seriously, 82 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,084 yet somebody stole from the Unseen University... 83 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,886 - Who scared the booze? - for Carcer and would only exchange... 84 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,493 - Would only exchange for enough Slab - Come back to save us. 85 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:06,921 to sink a city. 86 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,299 There's more to all this than you and Carcer. 87 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,968 He didn't come looking for you, 88 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,803 you went looking for him. 89 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,738 Don't you wanna know what he's planning to do with that book? 90 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,273 This is way above our pay grade. 91 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,508 Carcer is not a member of any guild, there's no licence 92 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,410 for the crimes he's committing. Surely, that means 93 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,645 all of this is in our jurisdiction. 94 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:33,120 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years. 95 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,891 My Sergeant... 96 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,163 The only reason I'm still breathing... 97 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,972 ♪ Nothing wrong with love... 98 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:58,279 It's just the four of us now. 99 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,294 Five, sir. 100 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,353 Lady Ramkin wants to help. 101 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,723 We'll see about that. 102 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,471 The door wasn't locked. 103 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,206 You want people to get in here. 104 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,075 My father commissioned these ordnance maps 105 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,043 for his holdings across the city. 106 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:12,319 We can use them to coordinate our search for Carcer. 107 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,717 Help me with this strap, will you? 108 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,591 I can never get this sodding holster across my shoulder. 109 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:21,824 Um... Look, don't think I don't appreciate you 110 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,227 - trying to help, but, uh... - Mmm, I might have to carry it. 111 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,496 But then, that means, I'll have to either leave 112 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:31,700 the broad sword or the mace behind, which I'm loath to do. 113 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,268 If Vetinari finds out what you've been doing 114 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:34,903 to guild members up here, 115 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,672 he'll hang me for not reporting you, 116 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,074 and have half the Assassins Guild crawling all over this place 117 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:40,175 before my neck's broken. 118 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,682 Maybe you can carry the mace? 119 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,347 I'm more booze than blood. 120 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,750 And your... Your snares and wires didn't fool me. 121 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,357 My little vanity hatch did though. 122 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,321 One finger on this switch... 123 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,024 It's a long way down to the basement. 124 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,193 Do you have any idea how many thieves 125 00:07:58,277 --> 00:07:59,495 rethink their choice of profession 126 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,430 after ten weeks of intensive nursing? 127 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,466 Even if you caught every assassin, 128 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:07,336 you'd never get them to rethink their choice of profession. 129 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,225 My gods. 130 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,613 Vimes... 131 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,203 That's a noble dragon. 132 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,273 Just like in the book. 133 00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:35,491 These poor souls. 134 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,394 Citizens, Lord Vetinari SY wishes it be knownls. 135 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,996 That the recent occurrence... 136 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,465 It's just as you described it from Carcer's book, Lady Ramkin. 137 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,867 not a dragon but a... 138 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,468 Did anyone see it up close? 139 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:47,769 angry, wailing bird. 140 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,204 And you call yourselves the Watch. 141 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,539 Please remain calm. 142 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,112 How many, um... 143 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:53,909 fatalities? 144 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,778 At least six, sir, in this street. 145 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,557 Whether you like it or not... 146 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,921 this is now a crime scene, 147 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,201 Captain. 148 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,126 Where'd that bastard go? 149 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,027 Eighty confirmed dead. 150 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,467 Scores of injured. 151 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,498 Four streets, gone! 152 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,700 To say nothing of the damage to our pockets. 153 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,369 My thieves are afraid to step into... 154 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,905 Yes, but does the Thieves' Guild have a proposal 155 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,172 for finding this creature? 156 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,941 Nobody's seen one in a hundred years. 157 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:29,011 Folklore speaks of chaining virgins to rocks, to... 158 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,079 Plenty of rocks in the city, My Lord. 159 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,953 Only one virgin I know of. 160 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,952 Well, perhaps we should contract 161 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:41,089 our esteemed head of the Assassins Guild to inhume the creature. 162 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,225 If I can find it, I can kill it. 163 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:47,563 As ever, Dr Cruces's, dedication to her craft is... 164 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,597 admirable. 165 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,567 But it seems to me, the sudden appearance 166 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,609 of this creature is most likely to be a magical phenomenon. 167 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:57,878 Archchancellor, 168 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,108 this city greatly values 169 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,879 the technology your Unseen University provides. 170 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,288 But your experiments have some... 171 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,017 alarming side effects. 172 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,285 Like keeping the lights on? 173 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,120 Like the time an entire street 174 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,824 vanished when you wired it up to the thaumic power grid. 175 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,661 Yeah, it was a coincidence. 176 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,430 Or the fact that you can't swear? 177 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,931 Oh, yes. 178 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,833 Firstly, what sort of... 179 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,501 would bring that up. 180 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,502 And secondly, 181 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,238 I was trying to help a poor mother 182 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,473 who preferred music 183 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:34,882 to her foul-mouthed teenager's terrible profanities. 184 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,245 The spell backfired, 185 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,186 and I was left with this... 186 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,283 This... 187 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,751 condition. 188 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,787 Every stall in the Shade is full of your malfunctioning inventions. 189 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,089 The typewriter... 190 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,825 that explodes when you press the letter "Y." 191 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,160 Can you be certain that there's nothing taking place 192 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,528 in your institution 193 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,464 that could've triggered this event? 194 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,698 A trespasser's foot 195 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,667 so much as touches the floor of our research library 196 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,068 and I'm immediately alerted. 197 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,503 No, no, no, no. 198 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,544 This had nothing to do with us. 199 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,483 Our scoreboard? 200 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,251 What is this? 201 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,448 What have you done? 202 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,183 I dragged up every report I can. 203 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,019 Right back to when the Captain was first in the Watch. 204 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,160 Did you know he only joined up to kill John Keel and empty the cells? 205 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,224 Yes. 206 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,693 And he had a change of heart. 207 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:28,312 Carcer was in charge of the gang most of the criminals in these cells were part of. 208 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,132 Captain Vimes 209 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,534 filed a report saying he chased Carcer 210 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,469 up on to the roof of Unseen University. 211 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,937 What happened to the typewriter? 212 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,639 Oh, it blew up. 213 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:41,448 The Captain said that lightning disintegrated Carcer. 214 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,395 What if... 215 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,453 he let him go? 216 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,489 They were friends. 217 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,357 Weren't they? 218 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,953 Grew up together. 219 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,389 Only explanation I can think of for why he isn't dead. 220 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,457 I can't do this. 221 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,125 I don't understand. 222 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,027 Who's better than Cheery with powders and prints? 223 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,962 And you, with that nose. And look, 224 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,931 yesterday, it was complaints about 225 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,199 litter and peeping toms. 226 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,967 Today, people want to know if they're gonna be safe. 227 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,369 We should run towards the danger 228 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,371 - everyone else runs away from. - I can't. 229 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,672 You don't strike me as a coward. 230 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,207 If I'm caught outside 231 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,375 when the moon's out. 232 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,576 I'm the danger. 233 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,445 It's me they'll be running from. 234 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,253 We don't live in the same world, Constable. 235 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,488 Angua, I'm sorry, I... 236 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,687 The dragon must be hiding somewhere, Vimes. 237 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,090 The Librarian didn't mention that the, uh, 238 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,692 book could summon dragons, sir. 239 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,060 Have you met him, Vimes? 240 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,862 Well... 241 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,399 Apart from that night I chased Carcer on to its roof, 242 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,768 I've never been anywhere near on Unseen University. 243 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:43,677 Let's just say The Librarian is a man of few words. 244 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,161 The book 245 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:50,979 must've been 246 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:54,655 stolen for Carcer by someone on the inside. 247 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,954 Sorry, I... I didn't mean to think aloud. 248 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,155 Elaborate. 249 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,096 Well, if I find the thief, 250 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,432 they might lead us straight to him. 251 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,914 Sir. 252 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,301 I've, uh, already lost one good officer. 253 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,303 The others barely survived. 254 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,744 "Barely" will suffice, Vimes. 255 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,946 The overalls are made of scalehide. 256 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,716 Flame retardant. Pop the gloves on, will you? 257 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,051 Uh, Lady Ramkin, the trousers are too tight, 258 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,753 they're really riding up around my crotch... 259 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:34,156 Oh! Vimes. 260 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,691 I've brought these in, in case of another attack. 261 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,361 They won't do much good in a full frontal blast 262 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,368 but they should provide some protection. 263 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,600 Stealing that book from Unseen University 264 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:46,701 was an inside job. 265 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,537 It's the only lead we've got on Carcer, 266 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,138 and sending that thing back. 267 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,540 Us? The Watch? 268 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,709 - Mmm-hmm. - So, this is an official investigation? 269 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,911 Afraid so. 270 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,679 And I am not losing anybody else. 271 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,148 We do things my way, understand? 272 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,585 Low-key, no stupid risks, heads down. 273 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:07,656 The Archchancellor is the most powerful wizard in the city. 274 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,957 He created everything, 275 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,526 from the street lights to the iconographs. 276 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,962 He'll make short work of you. 277 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,564 - You... You know him? - A little. 278 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,665 So he can help us. 279 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,899 I don't think that's a good idea. 280 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,267 We need all the help we can get. 281 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,575 Good, agreed. Leave it with me. 282 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,606 Uh, leave what with you? 283 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:26,775 Lady Ramkin! 284 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,043 Leave what with you? 285 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,116 Find the wizards. 286 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:05,931 Now! 287 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,663 The wizard's fallen asleep. 288 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,765 It's been a while since he called upstairs. 289 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:24,833 I should wake him. 290 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,401 Sit back down and let him sleep. 291 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,802 Why are they keeping us waiting? 292 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,070 'Cause we're the Watch. 293 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,505 Or are they using all this time to hide something. 294 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,941 Lord Vetinari publishes the minutes 295 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,676 of most council meetings. 296 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,211 I've been reading through some of the paperwork. 297 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,813 Paperwork isn't police work, Constable. 298 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:39,881 Besides, 299 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,216 if it's a public document. 300 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,991 Then nobody's gonna say anything that's gonna inc... 301 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,337 inc... 302 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,621 Incriminate. 303 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,390 Incriminate themselves, are they? 304 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,824 Why do you keep shutting me down? 305 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,694 Why don't you shut yourself down for a while? 306 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,735 Good afternoon. - Ah. 307 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,037 Listen and learn, Constable. 308 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,010 Archchancellor. 309 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,107 We're here to, uh, investigate 310 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,343 a report made by your librarian 311 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,779 about the theft of a book from one of his shelves. 312 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,681 We'd like to ask you a few questions. 313 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,316 I'm not sure how much use I can be to you. 314 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,884 It's a long time since I concerned myself 315 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,620 with minor matters like library books. 316 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,788 Well, 317 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,723 in my experience, 318 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,826 it pays to explore every avenue. 319 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,828 We won't take up too much of your time. 320 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,430 And while we're speaking, 321 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,533 my officers here would like to interview your librarian. 322 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,234 That I can arrange. 323 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,369 Javier, will you escort 324 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,843 these two Watch officers to the library? 325 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,415 Javier? Oh. 326 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,328 Oh. 327 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,354 Did none of you notice he'd died? 328 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,700 Hmm. 329 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,556 (INDISTINCT 330 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,858 Is everybody here a... 331 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,177 A wizard? 332 00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,461 Yeah. 333 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,029 And you are? 334 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,636 Just a cleaner. 335 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,600 Right, here we go. 336 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,202 The Librarian will look after you. 337 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,670 You're not coming in with us? 338 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,438 Uh, six floors left more to clean. 339 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,241 Don't worry, the alarms won't trigger when you tread on this one. 340 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,315 You have the Archchancellor's permission. 341 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:18,831 Thank you. 342 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,190 Roundworld, my biggest discovery. 343 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,492 It's where I get my best ideas. 344 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,228 Helps me focus my imagination. 345 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,027 The, um, stolen book? 346 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,528 Please. 347 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:37,365 You honestly think I believe you came here to talk about a book? 348 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,041 Vetinari's getting desperate, sending you in here. 349 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,406 They're always spying on us. 350 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,974 We've had them all. 351 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,077 Lowly orphans with tragic stories. 352 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,545 New caterers, 353 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,515 then the old caterers back with their tails between their legs. 354 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,886 I gave them those tails. 355 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,487 We didn't come here for tales. 356 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,889 Or trouble. 357 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,391 That's good, because you're sitting on the last person who did. 358 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:09,436 Transfiguration. Painful process. 359 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,834 That's the face, you know. 360 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,509 Right by your left... 361 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,639 Excuse me. 362 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,807 Terrible affliction. 363 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,874 What you really want to know 364 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,810 is if we're to blame for that dragon. 365 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,011 - No. - No, no, no. 366 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,712 Captain, I'm not a fool. 367 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,981 I've already told the council that our ex... 368 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,349 I believe you used Slab 369 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,891 in some of those experiments, Archchancellor. 370 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,254 That's right. 371 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,590 It isn't just a narcotic... 372 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,397 Fuel for making magical 373 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,944 reactions. 374 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,130 - What is this? - Yeah, what is this? 375 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,099 It's called interviewing a suspect, sir. 376 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,399 Am I a suspect? 377 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,367 - No. - Yes. 378 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,368 Yes. No. 379 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:50,772 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yes. 380 00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,195 Get on with it. 381 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,932 You were recently in dispute with the Alchemists' Guild, 382 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:59,414 who refused to supply you with Slab after you tried to drive down their prices. 383 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,350 - You would have got that from... - Council meeting minutes, sir. 384 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,320 - Hmm. - Police work can be paperwork. 385 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,994 You would make a great couch, Constable. 386 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:12,165 Are you sure he's with the Watch? 387 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,562 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 388 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:18,666 Hand picked and trained by me. 389 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:22,237 And actually, we were both wondering 390 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,611 how you'd solved your... 391 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,075 - Supply. - Supply. 392 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,644 Supply problem after reading the... 393 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,012 - Minutes. - Minutes. 394 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,480 Great m... Yeah, I've read those minutes. 395 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,154 It's obvious, isn't it? 396 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,218 Fewer magical reactions. 397 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,588 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment. 398 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,391 So, if you could kindly... 399 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,599 - off. - Oh, yes. Yes. 400 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,679 Thank you. 401 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,872 Archchancellor. 402 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,677 Bit dark for a library. 403 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,044 If these freaky books turn mean on us, 404 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:06,286 you fight the encyclopaedias, I'll fight the periodicals. 405 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,743 And that? 406 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,167 Maybe we can fight that one together. 407 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,331 With the Sarge? 408 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,099 Why are you carrying him around like that? 409 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,840 Crossbow is broken. 410 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,390 Hey, did it just jump? 411 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,027 Cheery? 412 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,682 We know the book was almost certainly stolen 413 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,351 by someone inside the university. 414 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,254 And they exchanged it with Carcer for Slab. 415 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,673 Do you really think he's got an appointment, Captain? 416 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,266 Actually, I do. 417 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,769 This is how you're helping us? 418 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,199 I've come to discuss 419 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,501 this year's Ramkin Scholarship Awards. 420 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:37,005 My family have been supporting underprivileged students for years. 421 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,174 Hmm. Well, at least you didn't bring Goodboy with you. 422 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:43,650 I not only learn from my mistakes, I grow. 423 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:47,148 So, I brought my axe. 424 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,416 You can't carry an axe around... 425 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,385 Can in a coat like this. 426 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,655 Besides, it's not a weapon. It's a tool. 427 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,323 Perfectly legal if you chop firewood. 428 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:58,793 - Hmm. - Did the Archchancellor give you anything useful? 429 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,695 Only that he's running low on Slab 430 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,435 and doesn't wanna talk about it. 431 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,099 Is he pestering you, Lady Ramkin? 432 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:08,041 He's just admiring my coat, Archchancellor. 433 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,511 I'll get him to talk. Watch. 434 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,150 Archchancellor, tell me about... 435 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:26,138 Cheery? 436 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,179 Cheery? 437 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,242 No, no. It's okay. 438 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,878 Hey, this is The Librarian. 439 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,075 This is Angua. 440 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,828 Say hello. 441 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:55,049 Hello. 442 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:58,758 Welcome to the reading room. 443 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,489 - Wait, how come I can... - This space helps them 444 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,763 read books written in ancient languages. 445 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:06,694 But it also helps them 446 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,329 - read people. - People... 447 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,237 That's incredible. 448 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,874 - Angua. - Cheery. 449 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,604 You're terrified. 450 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:19,073 You're not carrying the Sarge around as a weapon... 451 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,441 You're thinking of leaving. 452 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,282 You're carrying him for comfort. 453 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,185 You're terrified of the dark. 454 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,284 Shall we just... 455 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,019 See what our friend here can tell us about the book? 456 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,094 Yeah, I think we'd better, don't you? 457 00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,432 Wow. 458 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:46,434 No more dragon sightings at least. 459 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:47,602 Must be nesting somewhere. 460 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,375 Is that what these things do, nest? 461 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,974 What happened to the typewriter? 462 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,159 It... 463 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,484 Doesn't matter. 464 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,115 Sir, did you know the library is right under the dome 465 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,722 where you fought Carcer? 466 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,358 It's all in here. 467 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,894 Your own report. 468 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,866 Checking up on me, Constable? 469 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,867 The Archchancellor sent The Librarian out of the city on an errand 470 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,602 the night the book was stolen. 471 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,272 The Archchancellor denied ever having sent the message, 472 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,840 even though it was in his own handwriting. 473 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,242 That's when The Librarian noticed an empty space on his shelves. 474 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,077 The Archchancellor could lead us to Carcer 475 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,512 but he won't come quietly. 476 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:33,448 The Library is rigged with an alarm system 477 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,523 that triggers as soon as any trespassers set foot on the floor. 478 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,922 And what good does that do us? 479 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,624 There's a room where you can read people. 480 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,033 We get in there, trigger the alarm, lure him in. 481 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,169 Find out the truth... 482 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,182 All of it. 483 00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:57,844 (INDISTINCT 484 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,985 It's Vimes. 485 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,316 He's investigating. 486 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,584 Investigating? 487 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,519 I did as you asked, 488 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,226 stole the Grimoire. 489 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,389 Now, I need to go. 490 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,558 Why didn't it work, Wonse? 491 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,632 Why couldn't I control the dragon? 492 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,798 I have the book and it's no use to me. 493 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:26,167 Without magical training, maintaining the bond 494 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,735 between summoner and summoned... 495 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,242 What is this? 496 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:34,408 I just scrub shit off the walls. 497 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:35,949 - You're a wizard. - Don't... 498 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,513 Don't call me that. 499 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,083 Not one of their stupid ideas works out the way it's supposed to. 500 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,417 But I'm taking the Slab you gave me 501 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,586 and I'm leaving this city. 502 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,528 Teaching myself everything they held back from me. 503 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:52,277 Good. 504 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,935 They don't deserve you anyway. 505 00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,406 You left me to rot in a cell. 506 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,111 Get our brothers and sisters out of there. 507 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:09,644 Vimes was supposed to break you all out. 508 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,451 Where'd you go that night? 509 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,787 Why do you still look the same? 510 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,156 What are you hiding? 511 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,331 You were like a father to us kids. 512 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,769 But now we're all older than you. 513 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,405 - How? - Go back. 514 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,470 Use the Reading Room to find out what this symbol is. 515 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,789 I can't. 516 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:40,975 Go. 517 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,349 Then, maybe, I'll tell you my secret. 518 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,796 Library's right below us. 519 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,674 Why won't you talk about that night, sir? 520 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,011 Hey. 521 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,259 Over here. 522 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,484 Whew! 523 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:26,320 As soon as we're on the floor, the alarm's will go. 524 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,455 We run for the room. 525 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,990 Draw the Archchancellor in... 526 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,929 And beat the shit out of him and find out where Carcer's holed up. 527 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:34,362 Watch yourselves with ancient history 528 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,002 and modern languages. 529 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:37,449 They bite. 530 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,882 That wasn't us. 531 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,686 The Archchancellor will be here soon. 532 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:00,554 What the... 533 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:02,095 are you doing here? 534 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,365 No, it's somebody else. 535 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,703 You're the thief. 536 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:16,871 It's my... 537 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,089 cleaner. 538 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,310 You've been here all these years. 539 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,378 I would rather be a cleaner here 540 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:26,247 than Captain of the City Watch. 541 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,954 You know this woman, sir? 542 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:29,884 A lifetime ago. 543 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,924 They were both in Carcer's gang. 544 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:34,021 And Vimes turned on us all. 545 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,523 Where'd Carcer go. 546 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,591 How do we get rid of that thing out there? 547 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,093 She doesn't know. 548 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:42,068 She does know this isn't just about revenge against you. 549 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,665 Carcer wants to burn the whole city down. 550 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,867 Needs to burn it down, every molecule. 551 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,219 Why? 552 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,415 He hasn't told you? 553 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,518 Why come back with a book you've already stolen? 554 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,484 Carcer can't control the dragon... 555 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:04,891 What is this? 556 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,620 Without a key. 557 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,762 But you don't know what it is. - Or where it is. 558 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:12,460 He's in the Shades. 559 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:15,329 Rest assured, she will be severely punished 560 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,364 once she's finished the urinals. 561 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,267 This room could revolutionise policing across the Disc. 562 00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:24,371 Spend too much time in here and you regress into... 563 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,490 into this. 564 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,442 An unintended side effect of a spell 565 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:31,278 designed to make meaning as simple as possible. 566 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:33,781 Everything you touch has an unintended side effect, 567 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:35,254 Archchancellor. 568 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,018 And if you want to lift that silly curse, 569 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,020 why don't you try making the sound of a trombone 570 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,422 when you need to swear? 571 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,857 You're no killer, Wonse. 572 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:44,358 You wouldn't help him burn the city. 573 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:45,860 That was always the difference between 574 00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,928 you and the rest of us, Vimes. 575 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:51,170 We had to kill or we didn't eat. 576 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,384 You... 577 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,736 didn't eat. 578 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,144 But when it was your turn to pay us back... 579 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,625 Nothing. 580 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,144 - You're coming with me. - Shit. 581 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,846 Goblins! 582 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,281 - Goblins, go! - Where are they? 583 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,250 It's a trap! 584 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,424 Kill them all. 585 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,988 Angua, behind you. 586 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,489 They've strengthened their armour. 587 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,396 They're smarter than we thought. 588 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,529 Hold the doors, now! 589 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,069 Constable... 590 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:25,900 Lady Ramkin... 591 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:28,736 Archchancellor, I was out chopping firewood 592 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,743 and I just got lost. 593 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,339 Oh, shit. 594 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:33,808 Was that really necessary? 595 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,544 The blood boils up and I just throw before I think, you know? 596 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,078 I know why you're terrified. 597 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:39,947 - The moon. - You'd better run then. 598 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,448 You're the danger? 599 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:44,351 I decide to seize me and when, understand? 600 00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,220 I decide. 601 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:49,095 - Angua, no. - Go, it's the only way. 602 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,560 Crossbow. 603 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:53,861 Come on, move. 604 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:56,602 Move. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 605 00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:19,252 - The door, sir. - Step aside, 606 00:32:20,832 --> 00:32:22,240 Sir, 607 00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:24,325 just slides open.ble. 608 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,169 Wonse got here before us. 609 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,374 We just missed them. 610 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,074 Foot hurting, sir? 611 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,448 This is my kicking foot, Constable. 612 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:44,278 It's taken down many, many, 613 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,579 many, many doors in its time. 614 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,816 In all manner of... Yes, it does hurt actually. 615 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,451 Come on, sir. 616 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:45,406 We raided Carcer's lock-up. 617 00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:47,913 Confiscated weapons, but, uh... 618 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,249 they'd already moved on. 619 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:51,829 Raided? 620 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,349 It's a technical police term. 621 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,756 It suits you. 622 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,160 And you mentioned a key? 623 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,425 This picture is from the library book. 624 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:06,565 We don't know what it is. 625 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,834 Where it is. 626 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,971 Find it before Carcer does. 627 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,837 I mean, after all, 628 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,512 you're the head of the City Watch. 629 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,643 That's nothing special, sir. 630 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:26,485 Oh, but look at what you've already achieved... 631 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:28,800 Captain. 632 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,490 Sometimes, 633 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:58,684 police work can be paperwork. 634 00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,687 It's time for the truth. 635 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,188 That night, when I had Carcer 636 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,557 hanging off the edge of that roof, 637 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:15,195 part of me wanted to push him over. 638 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,104 But another part, that part... 639 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:22,208 wanted to pull him back. 640 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,543 So, in the end, 641 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,612 I did nothing. 642 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,826 I just... 643 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,062 watched. 644 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:34,181 And I don't know if what I did 645 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:37,490 was out of courage 646 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,426 or cowardice. 647 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,063 But I do know one thing. 648 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,768 I'm done watching. 649 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,052 Hmm. 650 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,458 Also... 651 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:08,549 Sometimes it's hard trying not to do the wrong thing. 652 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,350 And sometimes it's even harder... 653 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,385 Well, it's even harder. 654 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:14,221 Harder, because as the saying goes, 655 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,789 "You can lead a fish to water..." 656 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:18,025 "You can't judge an apple by its cover." 657 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,493 "but you cannot make him drink it." 658 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:21,295 And sometimes it's even harder... 659 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:22,996 Apples... 660 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,299 They're gonna be cleaning goblin guts out of those books for centuries. 661 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,006 I don't want to know. 662 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:28,592 I wouldn't worry about it. 663 00:36:28,677 --> 00:36:30,634 It's not that they can actually feel pain. 664 00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:33,245 How'd you find me anyway? 665 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:37,744 - Are those parts of... - I think it's a cat. 666 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:39,713 Tracked a whole trail of noses and paws. 667 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:42,149 I guess you don't like those bits. 668 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,690 How can I stay in this job, Cheery? 669 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,305 Well... 670 00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:52,665 Picks up the slightest change in the weather. 671 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,530 Cloudy tonight. 672 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,804 Bad news for people afraid of dragons. 673 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,040 Good news for werewolves. 674 00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:07,046 Why are you so afraid of the dark? 675 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:11,283 It's not the dark. 676 00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:13,719 It's what's in it. 677 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:24,463 And at the end of the day, you can't make a pie... 678 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:34,073 So, I'm done. 679 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,739 That was... wonderful. 680 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:41,074 - Shall we get back to business? - Yeah. 681 00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:43,243 The lightning you saw, all those years ago, 682 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:46,352 could be another side effect of an Unseen University experiment. 683 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,916 When you find out what it was, 684 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,817 I'll be able to figure out what happened to Carcer. 685 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:53,425 And what that is. 686 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,323 I snuck into the Alumni Archives. 687 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:57,891 Found some papers of a sorcerer 688 00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,327 who had wasted his entire life trying to prove it was possible 689 00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,496 to summon a noble dragon. 690 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,199 Carcer must have been using the Grimoire the sorcerer made. 691 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,769 Yes. Also, on the sorcerer's deathbed, 692 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,404 he bequeathed a magical artefact 693 00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:11,939 to a friend for safekeeping. 694 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:15,742 - What is it? - This was his legacy. 695 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:19,413 "I entrust Gawain's power to you. 696 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,916 "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well." 697 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,153 - Gawain? - Gawain could be the key. 698 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,487 Veltrick. 699 00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:28,589 Why do I know that name? 700 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:29,656 Veltrick was a king. 701 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,792 He was inhumed by the Assassin's Guild 702 00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:35,429 many centuries ago, long before they were legalised. 703 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,431 They were so proud of their accomplishment, 704 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:40,334 they made a statue of him in their gallery. 705 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,010 And what's so funny? 706 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,407 Oh, well, 707 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,882 we're actually quite good at this, aren't we? 708 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,251 Wait one minute. 709 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:07,032 I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that, Vimes. 710 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:12,638 Well, you have to wear the badge if you want to help us. 711 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,679 I will consider your offer. 712 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,783 Did I just do something wrong? 713 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:32,491 When I saw Lady Ramkin with that dragon, 714 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,389 I thought I'd check her records. 715 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:38,564 Smaller offences often mask bigger ones... 716 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,166 I think you should read this. 717 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,904 Something happened to her years ago. 718 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:49,108 Don't leave. 719 00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:52,439 Help me to find the key before Vimes. 720 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,442 I am taking my Slab and I am getting out of here. 721 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:57,750 You're not gonna find what you're looking for. 722 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,987 The story of this world's already been written. 723 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,886 There is no place in it for you or me. 724 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:09,328 No. I don't believe that. 725 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,975 I know it. 726 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,166 I've seen it. 727 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,805 Where have you been all these years? 728 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,285 Found a new gang... 729 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,817 Bigger and better than any guild. 730 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:40,192 And the Watch, they see through the whole maze. 731 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,663 Every turn, every route... 732 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,427 All the ways it's rigged. 733 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:49,868 - Who are they? - Silent partners. 734 00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:54,239 They can give us the power to write our own story. 735 00:40:56,854 --> 00:41:00,045 They just ask that we burn this one down. 736 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:10,935 All of it.