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This is protected by the red,
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the black, and the green
at the crossroad with a key.
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Roar the lions
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{\an8}I was a soft kid.
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I was sensitive, I'd cry easy,
and I would be scared to fist-fight.
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And my mother used to tell me this thing,
I don't know if you remember,
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but you said this to me more than once.
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You said, "Son,
sometimes you have to be a lion
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so you can be the lamb you really are."
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I talk this shit like a lion.
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Come king, try and bask
Claw slash, lion sword
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Bring war to your front door
Till we no see you no more
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Kill or be killed is a skill
What we learn and master
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{\an8}Annihilate and decimate
Like a natural disaster
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No doubt we've calmed the beast
I warned you about
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Bloody rain and thunder
Roar if we catching a drought
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Mapogo lions on the concrete plain
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Niggas running from our shadows
'Cause we all spit flames
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Lion heart we share upon
Why Babylon can't breathe
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Why we a village
They village with every step we take
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Mapogo looks so deceptive
But my cause is perfected
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A smile in your face
Then turn round and dissect it
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From the fear and disrespect
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The smoke hit different
When your screen is cigarettes
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Big Ben, Queen Elizabeth
Get your rep up
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{\an8}I stepped up for the ones you ate
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{\an8}For then multiplied in snake form
Wait for 'em
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{\an8}We in hell boy, breathe 'em
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Treason I believe in
How the jungle work
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In order for you to live
You need young to murk
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Tear through the ACL
The kidneys, organs, they all choose
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You can keep the ruby chains
I don't like y'all jewels
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Wrapped around my neck
Squeezed tight, I bleed life
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Scream light in this bitch
I've seen lightning get thick
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Brain storm, it got heavy
My vision never cloudy
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The form stay right, nigga howdy...
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Yo, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Please, everyone, have a seat.
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Be comfortable.
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We got a lot to talk about.
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Now, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you
how this show came to be.
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You guys know I live in Ohio.
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In January,
when this nigga, Trump and Elon...
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made this DOGE thing,
and cut all those government jobs,
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the housing market
in my hometown plunged 20%
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in the first quarter.
And I don't mean to talk like a white...
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but, boy, they did that, didn't they?
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And then when this nigga deployed
the National Guard in my hometown
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and took the police department
from the mayor,
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oh, D.C. niggas, we don't like that.
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But then my governor in Ohio
sent our National Guard
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to police my hometown.
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And I called these niggas and said,
"I'm pulling up."
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Because these niggas is trying to take
the chocolate out of Chocolate City.
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I said, "I gotta go home
while it's still the city I remember."
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And then I went on Instagram
and saw all the protests in D.C.
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There was a bunch of white people like,
"Not on our streets!"
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I said, "Oh, no, it's too late."
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These whites are entrenched.
"Not on our goddamn streets, you don't."
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This nigga Trump was talking
like he goes out to dinner.
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It's not like that.
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Yeah, and I gotta tell you the truth.
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This is not the only city
this is happening in.
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It's happening in California,
it's happening in Oregon,
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it's happening in Illinois,
and it's happening in Memphis.
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And... and niggas in Memphis,
they might need it.
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You got to be reasonable. I don't know
if you've been in Memphis recently,
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but them niggas already stole two tanks
from the National Guard,
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so you already know.
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You already know, you know.
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And I came here mad, ready to fight,
but when I drove through the city,
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it looked clean, guys. I got to tell you.
I got to tell you, it looked clean.
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A lot better
than the last time I was here.
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Today I only saw one guy
take a shit on the street.
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But you know what? He had a bag.
That nigga picked it up.
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I was waiting for somebody to do something
about the homeless.
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You know what's fucked up about D.C.?
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We the nation's capital and nobody even
gives a fuck about the homeless.
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I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I feel like I'm the only one that does.
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Now, y'all don't know this,
but quietly for the last two years,
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I have been secretly working
with Washington's homeless,
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and I have spent two million dollars
already on my homeless project.
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No, no, no, don't clap for me.
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I didn't give 'em food
or anything like that.
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I just taught these niggas
the "Thriller" dance.
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And you got a big treat coming up
on Halloween, you'll see.
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And I'm sorry I didn't come home sooner,
but I've been very busy in Ohio.
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And a lot of people say,
"What are you doing out there?"
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And I don't know if you know this,
but this is true.
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I'll tell you what I've been doing.
The town that I've been living in
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for the last 25 years,
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I bought most of it.
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I like it there.
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Ohio loves Trump,
but this town I live in is like
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a little itty-bitty Bernie Sanders Island
in the Trump Sea.
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All the whites are poor out there,
but these are like
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the dirty hippie whites, and I like them.
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I like these whites.
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And they like me too.
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But you know what I learned
about liberal white people?
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Liberal white people let Black people
do whatever fuck they want
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until you buy most of their town.
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Oh, they frowned on that.
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Them whites got real suspicious,
but you know what?
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I don't blame them.
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Because... No, for real,
because look, if I was white
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and the people in this town were Black,
you know what they'd say?
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They would say I was gentrifying the town.
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But there's no word
for what I'm doing to these people.
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I own everything, nigga, everything.
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I used to be mad
at white people when I was young
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because I thought they were unfair.
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But now that I have all this property,
I understand them. It's fun.
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Feels good to walk up to white people
like, "Are you supposed to be here?"
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"Calling the police." It's fun.
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I own so much property in this town,
and this is true,
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these white people think
I'm responsible for their well-being.
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That's ridiculous.
Nigga, I'm not no public servant.
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I'm a capitalist.
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I be walking down the street
minding my own business,
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and they come up to me
with their concerns. "Dave!"
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"Congratulations on buying
the whole goddamn town."
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"But you need to start thinking about
some affordable housing around here."
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And I'll be like, "Well, actually,
champ, I can afford my house."
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"That sounds like some shit you need
to worry about."
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"Because if I think about it,
I can afford your house too."
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"So if you want to sell,
come holler at your boy."
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"I'm collecting the whole town."
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"I'm collecting the whole goddamn town."
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You know, I don't know where
these poor whites got the money.
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But not long ago,
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these motherfuckers built
a brand-new fire station out of the blue.
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Where the fuck they get this money from?
I was like, "What the fuck is this?"
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And then you know what they did?
They... This is some real racist shit.
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They tried to sell the old fire station
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at an auction when they knew
I was gonna be out of town.
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It's fucked up.
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But it's far too late for that.
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I got that whole town
rigged with snitches.
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Them niggas couldn't wait to tell me.
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They was running up.
"My lord, my lord, I have news, my lord!"
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I was like, "What's going on?"
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"What is this you say? A firehouse?"
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Nigga, I bought the firehouse.
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I turned that motherfucker
into a comedy and music club.
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We be rocking in there. Clipse been there.
We all be out there rocking.
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Every famous person I've ever met,
I asked them to play that club.
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I seen Mick Jagger
from the Rolling Stones at a party.
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I sat down and said, "Yo, Mick."
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I said, "Mick, you gotta come
to Ohio and play in my club."
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And he was into it.
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He was like, "All right."
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He said, "All right,
I like playing clubs."
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He said, "But tell me about the town."
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I said, "Well, what do you want to know?"
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And that nigga looked at me like... like,
you know, the Mick Jagger look.
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He said...
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"Are there girls there?"
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I... I lied right in his face.
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I was like, "Yeah."
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He knew something was wrong. He's like...
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"No, no, no."
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"Come on, Dave. You know,
like the kind of girls that I like."
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I said, "Mick,
I... I don't know... I don't...
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I don't know what kind of girls you like."
Then he said...
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"You know."
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"You've heard my music."
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"Are there white bitches with dirty feet?"
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I said, "Mick,
you are going to love this place."
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"Mick, these bitches will put
a ring around a public pool."
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Dirty hippie pussy,
that's what I'm dealing with.
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I'm not a drug guy at all, right?
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But... But I am in show business,
you know what I mean?
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So, I've been to every kind of party.
Now... Now, I'm gonna be honest with you,
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I smoke weed,
but I don't consider weed a drug.
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But you know how show business is.
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I've been to cocaine parties,
I've been to weed parties,
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I've been to all the parties,
and I'm just telling you the truth
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of what I've seen.
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Coke bitches are way prettier
than weed bitches are.
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I be looking at weed bitches like,
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"Damn, bitch,
did you sleep in those clothes?"
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"The fuck's going on with you?"
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No energy in the face.
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They don't wear their bra all the time
so their titties be sagging.
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"Get your dick out of my face, man."
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That's how a weed girl sounds.
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"I'm not gonna suck your cock, man."
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"My mouth is dry as a bone."
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You ever get some weed head?
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Feels gross, doesn't it?
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Feels like a cat sucking your dick.
Like, what kind of...
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How do you not have any moisture
in your mouth?
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Bitch, go wet your whistle
and try again, would you?
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Go drink some water.
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Yuck.
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Yuck.
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Recently in the news...
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I've been getting a lot of grief, again...
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because I did a comedy festival
in Saudi Arabia.
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And you hear those cheers,
that's Black people.
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America's whites, they're furious.
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Boy, I gotta tell you something,
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I've never not felt guilty
about something.
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Like, I've never felt... I don't feel...
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I don't feel... I don't feel guilty at all.
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You know, and... and Bill Maher,
the famous comedian,
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I've known Bill
since I was, like, 18, 19 years old,
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and I've never said this publicly,
but fuck that guy.
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I'm so fucking tired of his little smug,
cracker-ass commentary.
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These motherfuckers act like because I did
a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia,
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I somehow betrayed my principles.
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- You didn't!
- Well... No, no, I know I didn't, I know.
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No, no, no.
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No, let me...
Come on, everybody, let me do this.
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And I'm sure... No.
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All right, now everybody calm down.
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No, I'm sure I'm right.
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First of all, what... what did they say?
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They said... They said, "Well..."
They said, "Well..."
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They said, "Well, Saudi Arabia
killed a journalist."
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And rest in peace, Jamal Khashoggi.
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I'm sorry that he got murdered
in such a heinous fashion.
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But...
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And no "buts," like, you know, period.
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And also...
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I mean, look, bro,
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Israel's killed 240 journalists...
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in the last three months.
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So, I didn't know
y'all was still counting.
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These niggas clowned me
because I was on stage in Saudi Arabia.
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I didn't tell them to put this
in the paper. I just said it on stage.
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I said, "It's easier to talk
in Saudi Arabia for me
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than it... than it is in America."
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And... And niggas felt some kind of way.
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Oh, I stand ten toes on that.
Don't forget what I just went through.
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Two years ago, I almost got canceled
right here in the United States
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for transgender jokes.
But I gotta tell you something.
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Transgender jokes went over very well
in Saudi Arabia.
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Them niggas couldn't get enough
of that shit.
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I was in the pocket, nigga.
I was like, "Where have you been?"
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Every article said that comedians
whored themselves out to a dictator.
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But... But all the articles
have my picture on it.
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And you know what? I can't even get mad.
'Cause, you know, to be fair,
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I did make more money
than all of those comedians.
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I don't even work
at Netflix no more, nigga.
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You know what my new job is?
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I sit by the phone
and wait for them Arabs to call me.
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"Can I help you guys? What do you need?"
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I love working in the Middle East.
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That's my second show I did over there.
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I did a show three months before that.
That was in Abu Dhabi.
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Them niggas had a... a...
a comedy festival too.
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And let me tell you something.
Now, y'all never been in the Middle East.
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Here's some wild shit
about them you might not know.
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You know how everybody got, like,
a dog around here?
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Out there, they don't fuck with dogs.
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You know what they do? They got...
They got birds, falcons, nigga.
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These niggas have as pets,
they have falcons.
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I couldn't believe it. I went to the mall,
I saw these niggas with falcons.
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I'm like, "This shit is dope."
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And, you know, here in D.C.,
we might see, like, a pimp here or there.
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And that's...
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But I've never seen a nigga pimp a bird.
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That nigga just had the bird like,
"Bring me a rabbit."
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And that motherfucking bird
would just bring this nigga a rabbit.
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And he'd just give the bird a piece
and eat the rest himself.
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So, I saw a guy at the mall
with one of these falcons.
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We were just talking about bullshit.
And I don't know what...
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I don't know why
I even thought to do this.
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Something just came over me.
I said... I said, "Yo..."
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I said, "Yo, nigga,
let me borrow that falcon."
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He did it.
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He gave me the mitten,
and he gave me the falcon.
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Now, I've done a lot of fly shit
in my life,
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but the most rock star shit
I've ever done,
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you'd never know what this feels like.
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I walked into an arena this size,
20,000 people screaming.
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I had a live falcon on my arm.
Niggas went crazy.
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Crowd was going nuts.
This is their national bird.
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Now, I don't know shit about the bird.
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Turns out,
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this species of falcon that was on my arm
is the single fastest creature on earth.
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I didn't know that.
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Apparently when it hunts,
it flies straight up
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and then it dives down
at 240 miles an hour,
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they've clocked it at.
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It strikes its prey dead
and then flies off and comes back,
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and gets whatever it killed.
I didn't know that.
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And when I was walking through the arena,
the crowd was screaming,
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but the falcon didn't panic,
'cause it had some kind of mask on,
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and that nigga was just looking like...
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But it didn't trip.
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Now, I didn't know, this mask
is part of the falcon's training.
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If you take the mask off the falcon,
it will think that it's time to hunt.
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Boy, I wish he'd told me that.
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'Cause I was on the stage killing it,
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and the falcon
was just looking all stupid like this.
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And I'm like, "Oh, man,
this nigga can't even see the show."
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So, I took the mask off.
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Man, this falcon lost his goddamn mind.
Mayhem ensued.
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That motherfucker fluttered like this
and flew off my arm.
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And at first,
everybody was clapping, "Yeah!"
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And that nigga dove down,
240 miles an hour.
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Killed a bitch in the third row.
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And it was a transgender bitch.
When it hit her, her dick popped out.
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Everybody screamed.
I was like, "Oh, shit."
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I didn't know what to do.
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Next thing I know, the police,
the Arab police came
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and these niggas
just ushered me off stage.
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I didn't realize that I was under arrest.
I said, "What's the meaning of this?"
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Clearly, these guys know
it was an accident.
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And the next thing I know,
they charged me with murder.
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I said, "Murder?"
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The fuck? It was an accident.
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And then they had me in a court,
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and these niggas started reading
transcripts of all my transgender jokes.
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Trying to act like
I killed this bitch on purpose.
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I said, "I didn't even know
this bitch was trans
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until her dick popped out."
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"This is a goddamn outrage."
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"I'm an American."
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I still didn't think I was gonna get
in trouble, but at the end of the case,
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this is the only word
in the whole trial I understood.
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That nigga said, "Guilty." I said, "What?"
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And my whole life flashed before my eyes.
I said, "I wish I never came out here."
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You're probably wondering
how I'm here tonight.
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Well, I didn't know this at the time,
but I found out,
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lucky for me, killing a transgender
in the Middle East, misdemeanor.
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Phew!
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Yeah, it's way easier to talk...
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in Saudi Arabia.
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Jimmy Kimmel got canceled.
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Let me tell you something too.
Not only did they cancel Jimmy Kimmel,
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this guy Carr that runs the FCC
had the nerve to say that Kimmel,
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if he wanted to get back on television...
I don't know if Carr said this,
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but somebody said this.
They said this nigga has to pay
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Charlie Kirk's
Turning Point USA Foundation money
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to get back on.
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Now, think about that. No, think about it.
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Elon Musk bought the election for Trump
because the Supreme Court said
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that money was free speech.
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So, you can spend your money
however you want to speak,
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but if they make this nigga pay some money
for some shit he doesn't believe in,
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well then they're compelling him
to say something that he does not mean.
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And six million... Oh, excuse me.
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Listen, I made a lot of money.
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But I'll take money
from Saudi Arabia any day,
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just so I can say no over here.
It feels good to be free.
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And I know that the people in Saudi Arabia
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can't say all the things
that I was allowed to say.
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But a deal's a deal, and the king said
that I could say these things.
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So, I looked at it
like I was on a diplomatic mission.
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I gotta bring pussy jokes
to the Middle East.
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'Cause they got all that pussy over there
and they can't even talk about it.
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I said, "I'll do it."
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Shit ain't what it used to be, is it?
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This nigga Puff got 50 months.
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I don't like talking about this,
but I'm gonna do it.
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Here's my thing about Puffy,
and I gotta state my bias.
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Years ago, I got attacked on stage...
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in... in California at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Now, this was a long time ago.
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At this time,
Charlie Kirk was alive and well.
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This is another reason it's hard to talk
in America, 'cause, you know,
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if you talk for a living and see
Charlie Kirk get murdered that way,
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I'm gonna be honest, nigga, I was shook.
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I mean, Charlie Kirk
is the wholesome white guy,
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and they killed this motherfucker.
I said, "These whites..."
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"You've never seen them like this."
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"They're playing for keeps."
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And then remember,
the next day in the news,
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when all the information was still shoddy,
they came out and they were like,
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"Apparently there were
transgender messages inscribed
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on the bullets."
I was at home like, "Oh, no!"
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"I'm dead as fried chicken!"
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00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:17,300
And then weeks later
they said what was written on the bullets.
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One of the bullets had
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"Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao,
Bella, Bella, Bella Ciao" written on it.
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Another bullet had written on it,
"If you're reading this, you're gay."
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I was at home like, "Nigga, I'm gonna need
to see these bullets."
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How the fuck is this nigga writing
whole paragraphs on bullets?
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How big are these bullets?
What is this nigga, a watchmaker?
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He can inscribe all this shit on a bullet?
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00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:52,880
I'm not making light
of Charlie Kirk dying,
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but I'm not sure what it means,
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and I'm not sure I believe
what they say it means.
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I'll tell you what I don't believe,
and the whites were quick to say this.
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00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:04,180
They said, "Charlie Kirk
is this generation's Martin Luther King."
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No, he's not.
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00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,480
Yeah, that's a... that's a reach.
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You know, they both got murdered
in a terrible fashion.
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They both got shot in the neck,
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00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:23,370
but that's about
where those similarities end.
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'Cause Charlie Kirk is a motherfucking...
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internet personality. No, by design.
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00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,920
Fundamentally,
he can't function like Dr. King.
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Internet niggas are negative
because they have to be.
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00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,840
'Cause nobody will engage them
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unless they say shit
that makes them upset.
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00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,020
That's Charlie Kirk.
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00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:50,350
Could you imagine Dr. King
was behaving like Charlie Kirk?
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00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:53,320
"Smash that like button and subscribe."
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00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:58,400
"Follow me for more content like this."
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00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:04,370
"I believe all Black people
should be free. Change my mind."
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The Congress took a vote...
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00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,260
that October 14th
would be Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day,
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00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:20,180
and everybody voted for it.
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00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,890
No, no, no, I'm not going to boo it.
You can reme... Hey, hey, hey, no, no.
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Remember that nigga if you want to.
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And remember him however you want to.
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00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:36,440
But I do know that most of those
congresspeople voted for that
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'cause they're afraid
of political violence.
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I'm telling you,
it's easier to talk in Saudi Arabia.
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00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,580
I was on stage not long ago in the States
and niggas got mad 'cause I said,
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"Well, you know, maybe Puff will get off."
And I said, "I hope so."
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00:27:56,290 --> 00:27:58,050
And the crowd was like, "Boo."
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00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,380
Okay, look,
it's not that I think Puff is right,
420
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but when I got attacked
in L.A. at the Hollywood Bowl,
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00:28:04,890 --> 00:28:09,560
people forget Puff was the guy
that tackled my attacker.
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00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,140
He saved my life.
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00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:15,400
That's a hard nigga
to be mad at after that.
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00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,980
I had security that night,
but you know what I mean?
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Them niggas... They just wasn't ready.
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00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:22,740
Them niggas had some
slippery shoes on or something.
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00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:25,490
They ran out.
All them niggas slipped and fell.
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00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:29,080
And Puffy got my attacker and tackled him.
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00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,830
And then years later,
when I heard about that baby oil,
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00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:34,870
I was like,
"What did those niggas slip on?"
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00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,390
A thousand bottles of baby oil,
that's a lot.
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00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:54,480
Remember, he wasn't on trial
for having a thousand bottles of baby oil
433
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,860
because it's not a crime
to have a thousand bottles of baby oil.
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It's gross.
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00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,070
It's not illegal.
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00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,160
And I'm going to tell you something else
I haven't said... but this is true.
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00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:13,870
In L.A. one night...
I shouldn't even tell... Fuck it.
438
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,290
I've been to Puffy's house.
439
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:26,380
No, I didn't see... Look, no, I didn't see
none of the stuff they said in that trial.
440
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:30,470
I walked through that nigga's living room,
house was clean, traction on the floor,
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00:29:30,470 --> 00:29:32,270
nothing slippery, walked right through.
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00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,810
Perfectly normal evening.
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00:29:37,730 --> 00:29:39,190
The only thing...
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the only thing, in hindsight,
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but at the time
it didn't mean nothing to me...
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00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,860
I didn't think about it
until after I found all that stuff out.
447
00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:50,120
But in hindsight, it was fucked up,
but we was on his back patio,
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00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,160
and we was drinking and laughing, talking,
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00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,000
and then Puff starts swirling
his drink like this, and he goes...
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00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,750
He goes, "So, Dave."
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00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:06,550
He goes, "What are you into?"
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00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,680
You know me, I didn't... I was like,
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00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,430
"I don't know, nigga,
books, video games, um..."
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00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,230
I didn't know
that was my big chance to fuck Cassie.
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00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:32,740
God bless her.
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00:30:35,330 --> 00:30:38,000
I'm not making light of her.
What she went through was terrible.
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00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,210
But remember... But remember,
'cause they kept showing this video of him
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beating her up in a hotel hallway.
It was a terrible video.
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00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:47,260
Uh, but he wasn't on trial for that.
460
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,550
If you remember, he paid her for that
before the federal charges ever came up.
461
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,390
He paid her 35 million dollars,
is what I heard.
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00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:57,520
Which doesn't make it right,
but I mean, come on, nigga.
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00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,020
I do know niggas that have fought
Floyd Mayweather for less money than that.
464
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,400
And them niggas had to fight
for 36 minutes.
465
00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:15,450
But Cassie is a gangster.
466
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,710
She did something
that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
467
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:23,830
She had to testify about her sex life.
Boy, that's tough.
468
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,500
God save us all from that.
469
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:30,630
Anything you say
about sex publicly is gonna sound bad.
470
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:33,180
Even if you're talking
about fucking your wife face-to-face.
471
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,350
The judge is like,
"Tell me about when you..."
472
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:37,430
"Did you fuck your wife face-to-face?"
473
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,980
"Yes, Your Honor, I did."
"Well, could you describe the..."
474
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:44,980
"Well, yes, I looked at her
in her cold, bored eyes, and then I..."
475
00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:51,240
"Then I pulled those big panties aside,
and it's like a bush that just screams,
476
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,360
'I don't give a fuck, ' and I just...
You know what I mean?"
477
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,330
"Just powered through it,
you know what I mean?"
478
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,590
Cassie had to do way harder than that.
479
00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,420
Them questions... They was like,
they was asking her all kinds...
480
00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:13,590
"Did Sean Combs pee in your mouth?"
481
00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:17,010
I was like, "Oh my God."
She didn't hesitate.
482
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,220
"Yes, Your Honor, he did. He peed..."
483
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,650
I'm sorry.
484
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,170
Tonight, I had done something,
485
00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:47,670
I had, like, prepared something
that I wanted to try.
486
00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:49,960
It was hard though, but I really wanted...
487
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,670
Whoo!
488
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:57,850
It's the longest closer
in the history of my career.
489
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:02,270
I'm gonna do it, but, boy,
this is gonna take a lot of focus,
490
00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:05,230
so please don't yell out
and distract me, just enjoy it.
491
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,530
No, it's hard, you know, like...
Look, man, closing the show...
492
00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:14,780
closing the show is everything,
493
00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:17,110
and closing the show in D.C.
is very important.
494
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,620
So tonight,
I'm gonna do two different closers.
495
00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:30,130
I'll do my closer for D.C.,
and then after that...
496
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,050
This bitch scream like a car alarm,
did you hear that?
497
00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:41,430
Did everybody else hear that?
498
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:45,560
Jesus Christ.
499
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,060
All right, and then after that,
if I can get to it,
500
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,190
I'll do my closer from Saudi Arabia.
501
00:33:57,490 --> 00:33:59,360
All right, this is the tough one.
502
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,700
Hey, do me a favor, production,
503
00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:04,910
sex it up, give me,
like, comedy club lights.
504
00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:21,550
- We love you, Dave!
- I love you too.
505
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,320
All right, let me concentrate. This is...
506
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,110
When you see it, you'll understand
this is harder than it...
507
00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:37,950
It's harder to do this than you think.
508
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:44,040
Hold on. Go ahead, keep screaming.
Give me a drink.
509
00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:55,130
- I love you, Dave!
- I love you too, homie.
510
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,260
Listen, I say this...
511
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,930
hoping that this brings somebody
in this audience peace.
512
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,430
I really do mean what I'm about to say.
513
00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:11,600
- I love you.
- I know how it is right now.
514
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,770
I understand how a lot of people feel.
515
00:35:14,770 --> 00:35:16,320
Turn your walkie down, champ.
516
00:35:20,990 --> 00:35:23,530
I know how a lot of you guys
are feeling right now.
517
00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:24,780
You can't hear me?
518
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,370
Can you hear me?
519
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,750
Got that Bill Cosby.
520
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,590
It's not gonna give me much time.
521
00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:51,850
I know how people are feeling right now,
and I hope that this brings you peace.
522
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,400
I feel that way too.
523
00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:59,150
Without question,
1,000% without question,
524
00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:02,240
all of us, individually and collectively,
525
00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:07,450
are living through some sort
of a conspiracy, I'm sure.
526
00:36:08,410 --> 00:36:11,750
That feeling you have that something
is wrong, or you might feel like,
527
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:15,000
"Hey, am I right about this?
Am I crazy?" No, nigga.
528
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,380
No, you're not crazy.
529
00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:19,550
This thing you're feeling,
530
00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:23,550
I'm telling you, I feel it too.
531
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,140
But here's what I suggest.
532
00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:35,060
If you don't know what the conspiracy is,
then just say that.
533
00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:37,940
"I don't know" is an acceptable answer.
534
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:43,030
In fact, if you don't know,
it is the best answer.
535
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,910
But all this fucking guessing out loud
about what the conspiracy is,
536
00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:51,200
I'm begging you,
please, shut the fuck up.
537
00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:55,880
You're gonna make everybody sick that way.
538
00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,880
You can say "I feel,"
you can say "I think" or "I suspect,"
539
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,630
or, "It looks to me like," but please,
please stop saying you know.
540
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,180
Because in times like this,
541
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:10,140
the last person I trust
is the nigga that's sure.
542
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:13,730
This is madness.
543
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,820
But here's what I think.
544
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,200
Somehow this country went wrong...
545
00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:31,870
in 1910.
546
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:40,090
I... I narrowed it down to a specific dude.
547
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:47,180
It has... It has something to do...
And think about what I say later, not now.
548
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,470
It has something to do with Jack Johnson.
549
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:57,190
Whoo!
550
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,860
Jack Johnson...
551
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:05,030
was the first Black
heavyweight champion of the world.
552
00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:08,950
And the heavyweight championship
to this day
553
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,740
is the most prestigious title in sports.
554
00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:16,120
But in 1908...
555
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,330
only white fighters had that distinction.
556
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:23,090
Not because Black fighters
weren't good enough,
557
00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:29,380
but because no white fighter would give
any Black person the opportunity
558
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,100
to lay their hands on them.
559
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,140
And a guy named Tommy Burns
became heavyweight champion.
560
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:40,850
And Tommy Burns was an anomaly.
He was Canadian.
561
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,900
And he said, "I am
the heavyweight champion of the world."
562
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:47,240
He's Canadian. You know how,
you know, faggy they are. He was like...
563
00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:56,540
He said, "I am not the champion of Canada,
I am not the champion of white men."
564
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:58,580
"I am the heavyweight champion
of the world,
565
00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:02,330
and I will defend my championship
against all comers."
566
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,670
And boy...
567
00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:08,920
Jack Johnson got the opportunity to fight
568
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,630
for the heavyweight championship
of the world
569
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,640
not from an American, like he was,
but from a Canadian.
570
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,640
Now, you think that Americans would root
for Jack Johnson
571
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,520
because he was an American.
572
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,190
No, this nigga was blacker
than Wesley Snipes.
573
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:32,110
Tommy Burns was
at that time the shortest person
574
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:34,070
to ever be heavyweight champion
of the world.
575
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,580
And Jack Johnson stepped
in the ring and towered above him.
576
00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:40,250
And... And... And...
And, you know, he beat his...
577
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:42,500
He beat the fuck out of Tommy Burns.
578
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,460
In Sydney, Australia.
579
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:48,420
And all the white fighters in America
were like, "You see what we mean?"
580
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:51,590
"Fighting those goddamn
dirty fighting monkeys."
581
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,310
Before Tommy Burns,
the heavyweight champion had retired.
582
00:39:57,310 --> 00:39:58,770
It was a man named Jim Jeffries.
583
00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,350
And everyone said,
"Jack Johnson's not the real champion."
584
00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:03,270
They said, "Jim Jeffries
is the real champion,
585
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,110
and it's a good thing he's not fighting,
586
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:07,520
or he'd beat your Black ass,
Jack Johnson."
587
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,070
So, Jack Johnson...
588
00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:13,610
Jack Johnson called out Jim Jeffries.
589
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,700
It happened first in London.
Jim Jeffries was in a parade in London,
590
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,700
and Jack Johnson's Black ass
stepped out of the crowd.
591
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:24,120
This nigga was dressed to the nines.
He was very articulate.
592
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:28,800
He said, "I say, old boy,
I sure would like to give you a wallop."
593
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:33,630
Jim Jeffries was just looking at him.
"What the fuck?"
594
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:36,800
And then Jim Jeffries was
in a parade in Sydney, Australia,
595
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,180
and Jack Johnson stepped
out of the crowd again.
596
00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:43,690
"I say, old boy, I sure do want
to give you the old one, two."
597
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:48,900
Jim Jeffries was looking like,
"How does this nigga have a passport?"
598
00:40:56,450 --> 00:40:58,240
Again, this was 1910.
599
00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:03,540
The hallmark of Jack Johnson's character
was audacity.
600
00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:06,960
There's a story
about him that's a legend that says
601
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,590
that one night he was caught
speeding down a country road
602
00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:12,470
south of the Mason-Dixon line,
603
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,840
and the police pulled
Jack Johnson's Black ass over.
604
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,010
You know, this was 1910.
605
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:19,600
He must have been flying,
13, 14 miles an hour.
606
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,770
The police stopped him.
607
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,190
The police said,
608
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:35,900
"It cost 200 dollars for a nigger
to speed on our roads down here."
609
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:39,120
Back then, 200 dollars was like
getting a 50,000-dollar ticket.
610
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,830
This nigga Jack Johnson didn't hesitate.
611
00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:43,500
He gave him 400 dollars and said,
"I'm coming back this way."
612
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:52,380
After months of persistence...
613
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,920
Jim Jeffries relented.
614
00:41:56,340 --> 00:42:00,260
And Jack Johnson defended his title
against Jim Jeffries
615
00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:01,640
on the Fourth of July.
616
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,060
This is where the phrase
"The Great White Hope" came from.
617
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:10,560
They were dying to find any white man
that could put this nigga in his place.
618
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,400
I'll tell you what, on the Fourth of July,
Jim Jeffries was not the guy.
619
00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:18,610
Jack Johnson fucked his ass up.
620
00:42:19,490 --> 00:42:24,240
And Jack Johnson did what they call
in boxing, "Carried the fight,"
621
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,040
which means he could have
knocked him out in the early rounds,
622
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,210
but he didn't wanna die.
He wanted to make it look good.
623
00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:33,090
But when he got sick of it,
'cause back then it wasn't no, like,
624
00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:36,510
15-round fights, niggas just fought
till they couldn't fight anymore.
625
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,930
And when Jack Johnson got bored...
626
00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,890
put him away
with a vicious right hook,
627
00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:44,560
and you see Jim Jefferies
in the footage start to fall,
628
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,480
but then the film cuts off.
629
00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:50,730
'Cause they didn't want any imagery...
630
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,480
of this nigga knocking out their hope.
631
00:42:54,610 --> 00:42:58,320
And on July 5th,
all over the United States,
632
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:03,370
there were riots, white riots,
where they killed many Black people
633
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:07,910
to make sure that the rest
of these niggas knew their place.
634
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:13,460
Because Jack Johnson
was the first Black person
635
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:19,090
to physically confront the color line
and win. And here's the punchline.
636
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,930
He didn't just leave the arena
with his life.
637
00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:28,520
Jack Johnson had
a very particular proclivity.
638
00:43:29,350 --> 00:43:34,860
He left the arena with his life
and a white bitch. Let's talk about it.
639
00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:40,490
You see, Jack Johnson
loved fucking white women.
640
00:43:40,490 --> 00:43:45,240
Almost exclusively,
he would fuck white women.
641
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,290
And, man, the audacity of this nigga
beating white men up
642
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,910
and fucking their bitches.
643
00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:57,920
The Black boxing world was elated.
644
00:43:58,550 --> 00:44:01,220
And every great Black fighter
celebrated Jack Johnson.
645
00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:02,760
And they came to Jack Johnson, they said,
646
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,970
"Jack, congratulations.
Can I get a title fight?"
647
00:44:05,970 --> 00:44:09,560
And Jack Johnson,
just like his white predecessors, said,
648
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,230
"Well, I don't fight Black fighters."
649
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:17,900
"I'm in the business of beating up
white guys and fucking their bitches."
650
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:22,910
And one after another...
651
00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:28,330
they lined up the Great White Hopes,
and Jack Johnson would vanquish them all.
652
00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:29,450
In fact...
653
00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:32,460
In fact, it took an act of Congress...
654
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,670
to stop him.
655
00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:41,260
Congressman named Mann from Illinois
came up with an act called the "Mann Act."
656
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:45,470
The Mann Act is the law
that says it is illegal
657
00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:49,600
to take a woman across state lines
for the purposes of debauchery.
658
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,060
In my line of work,
got to know shit like that.
659
00:44:56,610 --> 00:45:00,440
Jack Johnson got tried, prosecuted,
convicted of the Mann Act,
660
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,940
fled the country,
was on the run for years,
661
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,320
and it ruined his life.
662
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:08,280
And then finally in 1946, he died
in the United States in a car crash.
663
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,580
But before he died,
and this is one of my favorite quotes
664
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:13,790
that any American ever said, he said,
665
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,080
"I risked everything...
666
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,380
for my pleasure."
667
00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:33,060
You know, having freedom is one thing.
668
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,480
Not having freedom is another thing.
669
00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:41,820
But using freedom that you don't have
takes an enormous amount of courage,
670
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:43,990
no matter how selfish you are with it.
671
00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:45,950
And Jack Johnson...
672
00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:48,530
is an American riddle...
673
00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:50,990
that we've gotta solve.
674
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:55,500
Not too long ago, but some years ago,
I was here in Washington.
675
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,540
I was at... I was at the MGM...
676
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:02,300
at the... at the National Harbor,
and I wasn't performing.
677
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,420
I was at... I was at a Stevie Wonder show.
678
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,760
And Stevie Wonder didn't know I was there.
679
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,470
I was on the side stage.
680
00:46:11,510 --> 00:46:14,060
I got there late,
he was already doing the show.
681
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:16,270
And this was a very special night.
682
00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:20,110
It... It was the night...
It was the night before...
683
00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:23,570
Aretha Franklin's funeral.
684
00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:28,240
And... And Aretha Franklin
was a very special person to me.
685
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:33,410
The first time I ever played Radio City,
she gave me a job as her opening act.
686
00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:36,620
Mean boss, but great, great,
great, great, great, great artist.
687
00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:40,750
And Steve was on stage, killing it.
688
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,840
And then in the middle of his set...
689
00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:46,300
he started to sing a medley
690
00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:50,680
of all the songs that he had
ever written for Aretha Franklin.
691
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,010
And, man, I gotta tell you, it was a lot.
692
00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:55,600
Huge hits
that I didn't even know he wrote.
693
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,770
And the crowd was grooving
and celebrating her life.
694
00:46:58,770 --> 00:47:01,690
And just suddenly, in the middle of it...
695
00:47:02,770 --> 00:47:04,530
Stevie broke down crying.
696
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:08,900
Put his head down on the piano,
and I could hear him sob.
697
00:47:09,490 --> 00:47:10,610
And I was drunk.
698
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,830
And it hurts a man
to hear another man cry.
699
00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:19,670
And I didn't even think about it.
I was like, "I must go to him."
700
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,250
And I just walked down on stage.
And, you know, it's home.
701
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:27,840
When the crowd saw me,
they started cheering.
702
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,760
But Stevie didn't know it was me.
That nigga was looking like that falcon.
703
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,360
And I sat down next to him at the piano,
and I go, "Steve, it's me."
704
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,700
And then he smiled real big,
705
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,990
and we started cracking jokes
and singing songs.
706
00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:59,660
And... And then after the show,
we were backstage, and he asked me...
707
00:48:01,370 --> 00:48:03,380
he said, "What are you doing tomorrow?"
708
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,130
I said, "I'm gonna fly
to Detroit with you...
709
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,630
pay my respects to Ms. Franklin."
710
00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:11,880
And he said, "No."
711
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,390
At that time...
712
00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:17,180
a senator had just passed away.
713
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:20,020
The late, great John McCain
had passed away.
714
00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:24,860
And Stevie said,
"I need you to do me a favor."
715
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,610
He said, "John McCain is laying
in state at the Capitol."
716
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,860
He said, "I want you to go pay...
717
00:48:33,990 --> 00:48:35,570
our respects to him."
718
00:48:40,910 --> 00:48:44,460
And I said, "Nigga, I would much rather go
to Detroit with you."
719
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:52,880
And then Stevie gave me that look.
He just looked like this, like...
720
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,970
He didn't even know
I was all the way over here.
721
00:48:58,890 --> 00:48:59,770
So, I went.
722
00:49:00,930 --> 00:49:02,350
The next day, I went to the Capitol.
723
00:49:02,350 --> 00:49:04,850
I... I... I don't do this for anyone
but Stevie Wonder.
724
00:49:04,850 --> 00:49:06,560
He can tell me
to do anything within reason.
725
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,070
The only thing he's told me to do
that I won't do is stop smoking.
726
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:12,150
That I won't do yet.
727
00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:14,860
But I did it. I waited in line,
728
00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:17,370
and then I got all the way
up to Senator McCain's casket,
729
00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:19,790
and I was just like,
"Uh, Stevie Wonder sent me."
730
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,370
"Goodbye, nigga." And I just walked off.
731
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:28,040
But I... But that's what he wanted,
and so I did it.
732
00:49:34,170 --> 00:49:35,590
A lot of people don't know this,
733
00:49:35,590 --> 00:49:38,510
but people from Washington know this,
who are my age.
734
00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:40,060
A lot of people don't know
735
00:49:40,850 --> 00:49:42,350
that Martin Luther King,
736
00:49:43,350 --> 00:49:48,310
unlike Charlie Kirk,
had a harder time being remembered.
737
00:49:50,110 --> 00:49:51,150
That...
738
00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:54,610
the only reason
that Martin Luther King's birthday
739
00:49:54,610 --> 00:49:57,320
is a holiday is because the King family
740
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:02,330
and Stevie Wonder lobbied
very hard and very long
741
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,370
for that holiday.
742
00:50:07,790 --> 00:50:09,460
People forget.
743
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,300
That what they call
"Black Happy Birthday,"
744
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:16,590
the Stevie Wonder "Happy Birthday,"
was a protest song
745
00:50:16,590 --> 00:50:19,890
about making the King holiday a reality.
746
00:50:19,890 --> 00:50:26,890
Happy birthday to you
747
00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:29,440
Happy birthday
748
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,270
And it was so effective.
749
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,860
Finally, the Senate voted on it.
750
00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:40,320
Ninety-nine out of 100 senators
agreed to make that birthday a holiday.
751
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,410
Except for one...
752
00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:45,620
John McCain.
753
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,170
The guy that Stevie sent me
to say goodbye to.
754
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,630
What a great man Stevie Wonder is.
755
00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:58,380
How much this country could learn...
756
00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:00,840
from a man like that.
757
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:04,930
John McCain, God bless him...
758
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:07,890
he got himself in a pickle for that vote,
759
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:10,400
but it came back
to get his ass years later.
760
00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:12,940
Years later, he was running for president
761
00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:16,820
and had to run against the first nigga
to ever get a party nomination.
762
00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:23,780
And Barack Obama got that nomination
763
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:29,000
on the anniversary
of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream" speech.
764
00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:37,800
And of all the votes
in McCain's long career as a senator,
765
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,930
that vote against that King holiday
had never haunted him
766
00:51:42,550 --> 00:51:44,260
like it did at that time.
767
00:51:44,930 --> 00:51:47,970
So, how did he counter that?
I'll tell you what he did.
768
00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:52,560
If you remember,
John McCain sponsored a bill
769
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:58,740
to pardon Jack Johnson posthumously
of the Mann Act.
770
00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:05,870
Yes, he did sponsor that bill to pardon
Jack Johnson of the Mann Act.
771
00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:10,200
The Mann Act is precisely the law
772
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:15,590
that Sean "Puffy" Combs
was convicted of just recently.
773
00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:20,340
America's Unstoppable Nigga Act.
774
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,980
Yeah, something else is going on,
but I don't know. Are you guys bored?
775
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,060
No!
776
00:52:36,060 --> 00:52:38,400
Okay, I'm gonna keep going. There's more.
777
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:53,080
I hate conspiracy theories,
but I'll tell you one about... well...
778
00:52:54,290 --> 00:52:58,590
and this is not even a theory.
This part I know is a fact.
779
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,850
Did you know...
780
00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:12,430
when I left D.C. and moved
to New York in the '90s,
781
00:53:12,430 --> 00:53:16,350
that New York City Police Department
had a hip-hop police task force?
782
00:53:16,350 --> 00:53:17,650
Did you know that?
783
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:21,730
And this task force would follow anybody
784
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,280
that was involved
in hip-hop culture around.
785
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,240
Not just rappers, drug dealers,
786
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,240
'cause they thought
that it was connected somehow.
787
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:32,330
Even young comedians like me.
Anybody that was just on that scene,
788
00:53:32,330 --> 00:53:34,960
they knew who everybody was
and what everybody was doing.
789
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,170
And back in those days,
I used to go to nightclubs,
790
00:53:38,170 --> 00:53:39,420
but sometimes I'd go to a club
791
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:41,340
and the lights would be
a little bit different.
792
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:44,840
And I didn't notice, but the O.G.s
would pull me aside and be like,
793
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,550
"Careful in the club, nigga."
794
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,850
"They got the FBI lights up."
795
00:53:51,390 --> 00:53:55,850
Which meant that the lighting was strange
'cause the party was under surveillance
796
00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:57,850
and they were just telling me
to watch my back.
797
00:53:57,850 --> 00:54:00,190
And, you know,
I wasn't doing anything wrong anyway,
798
00:54:00,190 --> 00:54:02,150
nigga, just having a good time.
799
00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:09,320
Now, did you know that
that task force was invented originally
800
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,410
to follow just two people around?
801
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,200
Those people was
a guy named Christopher Wallace,
802
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,790
a.k.a. the Notorious B.I.G.,
803
00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:23,800
and Sean "P. Diddy" Combs.
804
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,840
Now, why is that?
805
00:54:27,510 --> 00:54:32,010
That this nigga has been
under surveillance for at least 30 years,
806
00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:36,480
but just now, just now they noticed
that he racketeers and beats up bitches?
807
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,350
I bet you, I bet you,
if he was doing all that,
808
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,690
I bet you they seen him
doing it for a long time.
809
00:54:43,690 --> 00:54:45,110
But why now?
810
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:46,990
I don't know.
811
00:54:47,610 --> 00:54:50,700
It was strange, in this case,
nobody called the police,
812
00:54:51,530 --> 00:54:53,030
except for Kid Cudi.
813
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,040
And everybody called Kid Cudi a snitch.
814
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,210
But he wasn't a snitch.
815
00:55:04,210 --> 00:55:06,670
A snitch is
when two niggas do crime together
816
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,090
and one of them gets caught
and tells on the other one
817
00:55:09,090 --> 00:55:10,590
to get himself out of the trouble.
818
00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:13,390
Kid Cudi was violated by Puff.
819
00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:16,890
He alleged that Puff blew up
his motherfucking Porsche
820
00:55:16,890 --> 00:55:19,730
with a Molotov cocktail
and didn't stop there.
821
00:55:19,730 --> 00:55:22,900
He said... He then alleged
that Puff broke into his house...
822
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,650
and opened this nigga's Christmas gifts.
823
00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:33,620
Oh, nigga, I'd have been furious.
824
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,290
Kid Cudi said, "I can't prove
that he opened the gifts or nothing,
825
00:55:38,290 --> 00:55:41,000
but I came in the house
and he was in there and the gifts was open
826
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,040
and that nigga was just like,
'Merry Christmas, playboy.'"
827
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,590
So what was Kid Cudi supposed to do?
828
00:55:48,590 --> 00:55:51,180
He only got two choices. Either A,
829
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:53,890
you're going to have
to do some gangster shit
830
00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:56,890
to this nigga that he's going
to have a hard time proving.
831
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,350
Or if you're not built like that...
832
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:03,520
and I do not believe
that Kid Cudi is built like that...
833
00:56:05,650 --> 00:56:07,400
your last option is B...
834
00:56:08,820 --> 00:56:10,320
you gotta call the police.
835
00:56:11,490 --> 00:56:12,820
And good for Kid Cudi.
836
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,990
He did the right thing.
837
00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,330
I, on the other hand,
838
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,410
oh, I'm built like that.
839
00:56:21,330 --> 00:56:23,540
If this nigga fuck
my family's Christmas up,
840
00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:26,670
you better believe
I'm gonna make him suffer for that shit.
841
00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:28,920
A nigga's gonna come up to me
and tell me all about it
842
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,260
and not even know I did it.
843
00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:31,840
"Oh, my God, Dave!"
844
00:56:33,970 --> 00:56:36,180
"Did you hear what happened to Puffy?"
845
00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:38,140
"Oh, my God, no. What happened?"
846
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:47,770
"He was jogging
by himself in Topanga Canyon."
847
00:56:49,190 --> 00:56:52,190
"A falcon came out of nowhere
and killed this nigga!"
848
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,450
"Oh, my God."
849
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:07,210
I love hip-hop music.
850
00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:11,300
I love many of the people
that make that music.
851
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,340
They taught me things and showed me things
852
00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:16,590
that I'd never seen
for myself, good things.
853
00:57:16,590 --> 00:57:19,680
For example, I was in Atlanta once.
854
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,680
I'm almost done. Hang in there, champ.
855
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,730
I was in Atlanta...
856
00:57:29,650 --> 00:57:32,190
and a rapper named T.I...
857
00:57:34,490 --> 00:57:36,160
called me up. Now, at this time,
858
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,910
I didn't know him well,
I know him better now,
859
00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:40,240
but I knew him well enough
that he'd had my phone number.
860
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,000
And the nigga called me up, he was like,
"Dave, I heard you was in my city."
861
00:57:45,870 --> 00:57:48,840
He said,
"I want to show you the real Atlanta."
862
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,750
I said, "Fuck yeah, nigga, let's go."
863
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,300
He said, "Meet me downstairs
in your hotel valet."
864
00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:57,430
So I went downstairs.
865
00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:59,430
I thought he was fucking around,
but when I went down there,
866
00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:03,020
he was outside in the valet,
sitting in a purple Phantom.
867
00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:05,810
This car must have been
a million and a half dollars.
868
00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:08,690
Beautiful purple color
with ivory-white seats.
869
00:58:08,690 --> 00:58:11,440
It's the kind of car
that you gotta have a chauffeur to drive,
870
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,820
but for some reason,
this nigga was driving it himself.
871
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,740
And I didn't ask no questions.
872
00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:23,330
I just jumped in the car and, man,
he showed me Atlanta, everything.
873
00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:25,660
"Outkast and them
started rapping over there
874
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:28,630
and Future used to play
in the playground over here."
875
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:36,050
And then he slowed the car up
and he pointed to a house and he goes...
876
00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:39,720
"And Martin Luther King
grew up in that house right there."
877
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:43,260
"And he raised his children over here."
878
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:47,730
"And that's the church
he preached in over there."
879
00:58:50,650 --> 00:58:54,190
And then... we stopped at a red light,
880
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,860
and these little Black kids
881
00:58:56,860 --> 00:59:00,110
rushed the car from either side
of the intersection with water bottles.
882
00:59:00,110 --> 00:59:04,240
These kids in Atlanta, if you know,
they're called the Water Boys.
883
00:59:04,870 --> 00:59:08,160
Their whole hustle is
they sell water to people who are stuck
884
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,960
in that hot Atlanta traffic.
885
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:12,040
I didn't know that.
886
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,460
I just saw these young niggas
running up on the car,
887
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:16,170
so I locked the door like, "Fuck that."
888
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,430
But T.I. rolled his window down,
started giving the kids orders.
889
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,690
"Slow down, don't just run up
on somebody's car."
890
00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:33,900
"You don't know what they got in there."
891
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:35,900
"And smile so you look less threatening."
892
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:39,700
"And remember your manners.
'Yes, sir. No, ma'am. Please, thank you.'"
893
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,110
"That'll keep you alive."
894
00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:45,740
"And keep that condensation on that water
895
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:49,210
so it looks refreshing and delicious."
896
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:53,420
And then that kid realized
that he was talking to a legend.
897
00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,500
He said, "Oh, my God."
He said, "Thanks, T.I."
898
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,210
And held his hand out for some money.
899
00:59:58,210 --> 00:59:59,970
And that nigga T.I.
looked at him and said,
900
00:59:59,970 --> 01:00:03,800
"I done gave you the game,"
and rolled up the window and drove away.
901
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,570
That night...
902
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:22,860
I did my show...
903
01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:27,200
and when I got off stage,
T.I. was backstage with a friend of his
904
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,160
that I didn't know.
I just knew his friend was somebody,
905
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,870
because everyone was acting
all excited that he was back there.
906
01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:35,420
So I asked him,
I go, "Yo, Tip, who's your man?"
907
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:37,170
And he's like, "Oh, that right there?"
908
01:00:37,170 --> 01:00:40,840
He goes, "That there
is the future of hip-hop."
909
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,470
And I was like,
"Nigga, will you just calm down?"
910
01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:43,800
So then I asked the dude.
911
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,850
I say, "Yo, my man."
I said, "What's your name?"
912
01:00:48,390 --> 01:00:51,560
And the dude looked over,
he said... he said, "I'm Nipsey."
913
01:00:57,190 --> 01:00:58,940
And this was Nipsey Hussle.
914
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:03,320
Not gonna go all into it,
but I gotta tell you, that night...
915
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,240
that night, me and T.I.
and Nipsey went out...
916
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:11,370
and we had a fucking blast.
917
01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:13,920
Good time, not freak-off fun, but fun.
918
01:01:17,290 --> 01:01:20,550
So much so
that when I got home from the road,
919
01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:23,630
and my wife always asks me,
she goes, "Dave, how was your trip?"
920
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:24,970
Normally I'm just like, "It was good."
921
01:01:24,970 --> 01:01:29,180
But this time I was like,
"Babe, babe, I met the coolest nigga."
922
01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:32,720
I said, "This nigga's younger than me,
but it's like he's older than me."
923
01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:35,190
And she's like, "Wha... What?"
She goes, "What does that mean?"
924
01:01:35,190 --> 01:01:37,480
And I was like,
"I don't know, bitch. He's like..."
925
01:01:41,570 --> 01:01:43,240
"It's like hanging out
with a fortune cookie."
926
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,410
"This nigga just had
an answer for everything."
927
01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:51,330
I told her all about Nipsey.
928
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,330
What was funny about it is years later,
929
01:01:54,870 --> 01:01:58,210
I saw Nipsey's widow
and she pulled me aside.
930
01:01:58,210 --> 01:01:59,420
I'd never met her.
931
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:02,630
And she said, "I just want to tell you
that my husband loved you."
932
01:02:02,630 --> 01:02:06,840
She said, "He said he met you
in Atlanta and you had a wonderful time."
933
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,510
I said, "Boy, that's fucking crazy.
We sure did."
934
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,980
Not long after I met Nipsey,
I was in L.A. doing a show.
935
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,690
And then after the show,
I got a text from a guy that says,
936
01:02:18,690 --> 01:02:21,610
"I'm at a party you need to be at."
And I was like, "I'm gonna go to bed."
937
01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:24,690
And he's like, "No, nigga,
you have to come to this party."
938
01:02:24,690 --> 01:02:27,490
So I'm thinking
this must be the freak-off, finally.
939
01:02:35,870 --> 01:02:38,710
And the party was at a place
that I'd been to a million times.
940
01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:40,540
So I wasn't excited
about being in that place.
941
01:02:40,540 --> 01:02:43,050
But when I walked in,
it just was different.
942
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,090
It was popping.
943
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,590
And it turns out
that the party was for Nipsey.
944
01:02:50,090 --> 01:02:53,140
Nipsey had been nominated
for Rap Album of the Year,
945
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:56,430
and everyone that he would have
ever respected was at the party.
946
01:02:58,310 --> 01:03:01,480
T.I. was there,
Snoop was there, Jay-Z was there,
947
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,230
Puffy, before we knew
he did all that stuff, was there.
948
01:03:05,530 --> 01:03:07,400
I was there, on and on and on.
949
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,910
And as good as the party was
when I was partying,
950
01:03:09,910 --> 01:03:12,370
I was having fun,
but I had a pit in my stomach
951
01:03:12,370 --> 01:03:14,200
'cause it reminded me of the '90s.
952
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,040
And you can believe me
or you cannot believe me.
953
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,500
I'm just telling you how I saw
and how I felt.
954
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:23,290
They had the FBI... the FBI lights up.
955
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,840
I just felt like,
"Man, this party's under surveillance,"
956
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,090
but I didn't think too much of it.
957
01:03:29,090 --> 01:03:32,010
And then I went back home to Ohio,
and I was taking a nap,
958
01:03:32,010 --> 01:03:35,140
and my wife shook me awake
and she had tears in her eyes
959
01:03:35,140 --> 01:03:37,850
and she said, "David."
I said, "What's going on with you?"
960
01:03:37,850 --> 01:03:40,020
She said, "Your friend is dead."
961
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:41,270
And I'm old now, so I'm like,
962
01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:43,520
"Bitch, you're gonna have
to be more specific than that."
963
01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:46,480
I know niggas with gout.
964
01:03:56,830 --> 01:03:58,160
But it was Nipsey.
965
01:03:59,410 --> 01:04:01,920
And this is why I feel
for Charlie Kirk's fans
966
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,960
because I know what it's like
to see someone you look up to
967
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:09,420
and admire gunned down
by a fucking nobody.
968
01:04:10,090 --> 01:04:11,800
Oh, my God.
969
01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:15,260
It's so hard to accept that.
970
01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:20,350
And if you looked on the internet
and... and saw all those terrible videos,
971
01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:23,650
because there was a very gory video
of Nipsey's murder too.
972
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:27,440
And then I... I looked
in the comments section,
973
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,110
and... and the internet
was doing what it does,
974
01:04:30,110 --> 01:04:33,450
and everyone was coming up
with one conspiracy theory after another,
975
01:04:33,450 --> 01:04:37,780
but the one that I kept seeing
the most involved a holistic doctor
976
01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:40,410
in New York City. Have you heard it?
977
01:04:44,670 --> 01:04:48,750
It's a doctor named Dr. Sebi.
978
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:57,390
In the mid-'90s, during the height
of the AIDS epidemic,
979
01:04:58,310 --> 01:05:02,140
a Black holistic doctor
in New York named Dr. Sebi claimed
980
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:06,400
that he cured two people
of AIDS and HIV holistically.
981
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,980
And at that time,
that was an illegal claim
982
01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:12,320
to make in the United States
because of the FDA.
983
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,660
So the federal government
took Dr. Sebi to court
984
01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:18,990
and New York State took Dr. Sebi to court.
985
01:05:20,410 --> 01:05:23,500
And Dr. Sebi beat both cases.
986
01:05:27,670 --> 01:05:31,250
And Nipsey Hussle, unbeknownst to many,
987
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:34,380
was making a documentary,
he was producing it,
988
01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:38,760
about Dr. Sebi's work and his life.
989
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:45,060
And people on the internet believe
that larger powers killed Nipsey Hussle
990
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:48,110
to keep that information from you and I.
991
01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:53,400
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
992
01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:57,780
But I'll tell you something
that I do know.
993
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:04,620
The greatest comedian I've ever seen
with my own eyes is Charlie Barnett.
994
01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:10,420
Charlie Barnett,
a New York street comedy legend.
995
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:14,220
He only did comedy on the streets,
and I was lucky enough to meet him.
996
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,380
He was a mentor of mine.
997
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:20,970
Charlie Barnett was so good at performing
on the streets that from the streets,
998
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,640
he booked himself a job
on Saturday Night Live.
999
01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:29,810
Yeah, but the week of rehearsals,
they found out that he couldn't read.
1000
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,650
So they fired him
and replaced him with Eddie Murphy.
1001
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,820
Oh, it could have been beautiful.
1002
01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:40,620
But you gotta be able to read
to do Saturday Night Live.
1003
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:42,540
I know y'all saw Bad Bunny last week.
1004
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:52,340
I'm not knocking him, but that
nigga's reading, you know what I mean?
1005
01:06:56,630 --> 01:06:59,630
Charlie Barnett wasn't deterred.
He kept pushing.
1006
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,300
And he went on to do movies like D.C. Cab,
which is where I first saw him.
1007
01:07:03,310 --> 01:07:05,140
He used to be on Miami Vice.
1008
01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:07,770
This motherfucker became a star
in his own right.
1009
01:07:07,770 --> 01:07:09,980
But the thing that kept derailing him
1010
01:07:09,980 --> 01:07:13,520
is that Charlie was
a terrible drug addict.
1011
01:07:14,150 --> 01:07:17,150
This nigga started doing crack
to quit heroin.
1012
01:07:17,150 --> 01:07:18,240
He was doomed.
1013
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,620
He learned how to do street comedy
from a guy named Swami X,
1014
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:26,040
and Swami X didn't just teach him
how to do comedy,
1015
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:30,000
he taught him how to get high,
and Charlie never could shake it.
1016
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,590
And when Charlie mentored me,
even though he was a terrible drug addict,
1017
01:07:33,590 --> 01:07:35,300
I never saw him high.
1018
01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:38,090
He never wanted
to do to me what Swami did to him.
1019
01:07:38,090 --> 01:07:42,300
He made sure I understood
that cocaine is just not for you
1020
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:44,890
even though those bitches are prettier
than them ugly weed bitches
1021
01:07:44,890 --> 01:07:46,180
you be hanging out with.
1022
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:55,980
One night, I saw Charlie in a comedy club
1023
01:07:56,730 --> 01:07:58,690
and he looked terrible.
1024
01:07:59,490 --> 01:08:01,740
And this guy would avoid me
if he was getting high,
1025
01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:03,780
but I'd never seen him look this bad.
1026
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,830
So I said to him,
I said, "Charlie, you good?"
1027
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:10,210
And he didn't say anything.
1028
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:12,960
And I said, "Are you high?"
1029
01:08:13,670 --> 01:08:14,840
And he laughed.
1030
01:08:16,210 --> 01:08:19,090
He said, "No, nigga, I'm not high."
1031
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:21,800
He said, "I'm dying."
1032
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,180
And I said, "What?"
1033
01:08:24,890 --> 01:08:26,560
And he said, "I'm dying."
1034
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:28,810
"I have AIDS."
1035
01:08:29,770 --> 01:08:30,850
"And I'm dying."
1036
01:08:31,350 --> 01:08:33,100
Now, I must've been 18 or 19.
1037
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:35,520
I'd never met nobody
that I knew of that had AIDS.
1038
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,110
But I got to tell you,
that... that shit had me shook.
1039
01:08:38,110 --> 01:08:40,440
And then I started thinking
of all his jokes.
1040
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,650
And he was hinting at it for years.
1041
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,360
Didn't he used
to have a joke where he said,
1042
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:47,660
"I took an AIDS test yesterday.
I got a 65."
1043
01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:56,380
Another time
he was on stage at the Apollo,
1044
01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:59,000
and he told the crowd,
"There's good and bad in everything."
1045
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,590
And the crowd was like, "Yeah."
1046
01:09:00,590 --> 01:09:02,420
He said, "So what's good about crack?"
1047
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:05,090
And, you know, everybody
in Harlem was like, "Nothing."
1048
01:09:05,090 --> 01:09:10,470
And he said, "Shit, crack brought
the price of pussy down to five dollars."
1049
01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:22,990
But when he said he had AIDS,
I was so shocked
1050
01:09:22,990 --> 01:09:25,240
that I looked at him
to see if he was joking.
1051
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:29,240
And I knew, I said, "He's... He's serious."
1052
01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:32,830
And I said, "Fuck that shit."
1053
01:09:32,830 --> 01:09:34,080
He said, "What you mean?"
1054
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,080
I said, "You're not going
to die around me, nigga."
1055
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,460
"That's not your destiny."
1056
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,210
He said, "What are you talking about?"
1057
01:09:39,210 --> 01:09:44,130
And I took Charlie Barnett
to Dr. Sebi.
1058
01:09:45,010 --> 01:09:46,510
This is a fact.
1059
01:09:46,510 --> 01:09:50,810
And Dr. Sebi treated Charlie Barnett
for three months.
1060
01:09:50,810 --> 01:09:53,350
This is a crazy story.
I could make a whole movie about it.
1061
01:09:53,350 --> 01:09:54,810
It's a long story, so I'll spare you.
1062
01:09:54,810 --> 01:09:58,650
But the point of the story is,
Charlie died of AIDS.
1063
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:21,500
D.C., no matter how much this government
or anyone else puts pressure on you,
1064
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,500
keep your wits about you.
1065
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:26,170
I'm here just to remind you
that we are a community,
1066
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:29,390
and we will stay sane together.
1067
01:10:29,390 --> 01:10:34,390
We will take care of each other,
and we will wait this orange nigga out.
1068
01:10:48,780 --> 01:10:51,240
The fear that I have for myself
1069
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:54,830
that I need you to protect me from
is co-option.
1070
01:10:55,750 --> 01:11:00,790
My voice has become more powerful
than I intended it to be,
1071
01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:04,880
and I cannot let these niggas do me
like Charlie Kirk,
1072
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,510
or even worse than that.
1073
01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:12,100
What if these niggas trip me up somehow,
co-opt me,
1074
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:15,970
and then make me say the things
that they want me to say?
1075
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:17,430
Well, we can't have that.
1076
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,730
So, just in case,
1077
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:22,900
we need a code.
1078
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,200
It's gotta be something that I can say
so that if I say it,
1079
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,990
you know that these niggas got me.
1080
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:36,080
And don't listen to nothing that I say
after I say those words.
1081
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:40,420
But don't tell anybody what it is,
but it's gotta be something that,
1082
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:43,080
you know what I mean,
that I would never say.
1083
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,540
Oh, I know what the code is.
1084
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:47,130
The code word is, "I stand with Israel."
1085
01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:49,260
Thank you very much, and good night.
1086
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,990
{\an8}I've always come to the conclusion
1087
01:12:15,990 --> 01:12:19,120
{\an8}That "but" is the way
1088
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,040
{\an8}Of asking for permission
1089
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:27,000
To lay something heavy on one's head
1090
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:34,140
{\an8}So I have tried to not be the one
1091
01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:37,970
{\an8}Who'll fall into that line
1092
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:45,690
{\an8}But what I feel inside
I think you should know
1093
01:12:45,810 --> 01:12:47,900
{\an8}Oh
1094
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:51,490
{\an8}And baby, that's you, you, you
1095
01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:56,330
{\an8}Made life's history
1096
01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:05,330
{\an8}'Cause you've brought
Some joy inside my tears
1097
01:13:08,170 --> 01:13:10,460
{\an8}You have done
1098
01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:15,180
{\an8}What no one thought could be
1099
01:13:15,970 --> 01:13:17,600
{\an8}Oh, oh-oh
1100
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:24,400
{\an8}You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1101
01:13:27,230 --> 01:13:30,980
{\an8}I've always felt that tomorrow is for
1102
01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:35,240
{\an8}Those who are too much afraid
1103
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:42,500
{\an8}To go past yesterday
And start living for today
1104
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:50,550
I feel that lasting moments are coming
1105
01:13:50,550 --> 01:13:54,090
Far and few between
1106
01:13:55,470 --> 01:14:01,560
{\an8}So I should tell you
Of the happiness that you bring
1107
01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:07,100
{\an8}Baby, baby, it's you, you, you
1108
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,940
Made life's history
1109
01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:14,450
{\an8}Oh, baby
1110
01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:20,030
{\an8}You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1111
01:14:22,540 --> 01:14:26,120
Baby, you have done
1112
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:30,790
What no one thought could be
1113
01:14:32,170 --> 01:14:33,760
Yeah
1114
01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:39,260
You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1115
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,390
Yeah
1116
01:14:43,890 --> 01:14:48,730
You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1117
01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:52,820
Oh
1118
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:58,490
You've brought some joy
Inside my
1119
01:14:58,490 --> 01:15:03,950
{\an8}Tears
1120
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:09,120
{\an8}Doo, doo, do, do, do, do
1121
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,380
{\an8}Yeah, yeah
1122
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:17,050
{\an8}You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1123
01:15:19,050 --> 01:15:20,720
Baby, baby
1124
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:27,520
You have done
What no one thought could be
1125
01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:30,520
Yeah
1126
01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:35,360
I'm rich biatch!