1 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,368 - Okay, this looks good. 2 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,245 - Camp Happy Bear. 3 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,613 I always wanted to be a girl scout. 4 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:23,989 - Yeah, well, I don't think they're taking 5 00:01:23,991 --> 00:01:25,204 any new members right now. 6 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:28,469 I mean, it looks pretty abandoned. 7 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:30,485 - I heard a camp counselor went bonkers 8 00:01:30,487 --> 00:01:31,732 and chopped up a bunch of girl scouts 9 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:32,914 like 15 years ago. 10 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,347 - What, you heard that, from who? 11 00:01:35,349 --> 00:01:37,108 Karen, they went bankrupt. 12 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:40,115 Some kid had a bad nut allergy or something 13 00:01:40,117 --> 00:01:41,682 and maybe died, I don't know. 14 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,441 Anyways, they sued them. 15 00:01:43,443 --> 00:01:45,553 Can we just please cool it on the ghost stories 16 00:01:45,555 --> 00:01:46,706 and all that shit, 17 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:48,211 because I'm kind of freaking out right now. 18 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:52,272 - You just wanna wait here? 19 00:01:52,274 --> 00:01:53,968 - Yeah. 20 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:55,635 - For like three hours? 21 00:01:56,403 --> 00:01:57,267 - Yeah. 22 00:01:58,323 --> 00:02:00,528 Full moon's at 8:23. 23 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:02,831 - Lucy, you're gonna be fine. 24 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:03,889 - Really? 25 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,558 Does that look fine? 26 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,031 Does that look fine to you, Karen? 27 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:11,118 Take a good look at it. 28 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,878 - I did, okay? 29 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,031 - No. 30 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:14,990 It's the last thing... 31 00:02:14,992 --> 00:02:16,367 It's not fine. 32 00:02:17,648 --> 00:02:19,087 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 33 00:02:22,287 --> 00:02:24,302 Okay, here we are, here we go. 34 00:02:27,119 --> 00:02:28,715 Where'd you get this? 35 00:02:28,717 --> 00:02:29,806 - Cinco De Mayo. 36 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:31,597 - Okay. 37 00:02:37,517 --> 00:02:39,914 - Oh my god, what is that? 38 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:41,065 - What do you mean what is this? 39 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,506 It's a fucking gun. 40 00:02:42,508 --> 00:02:44,524 - Okay, yeah, but what am I supposed to do with that? 41 00:02:45,388 --> 00:02:46,795 - You know what to do. 42 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:48,874 Take it. 43 00:02:53,995 --> 00:02:55,624 And I got bullets. 44 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:58,343 - Okay, but even if I do this, it's not gonna work. 45 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,560 Why? 46 00:02:59,562 --> 00:03:01,800 - 'Cause you need silver bullets. 47 00:03:01,802 --> 00:03:02,761 - What? 48 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:05,416 Eric never told me that. 49 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,450 - You told Eric? 50 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:07,891 - Yeah, I mean, well, if we didn't show up for work- 51 00:03:07,893 --> 00:03:08,722 - So then he's just gonna tell Bob 52 00:03:08,924 --> 00:03:09,882 I shot you in the face? 53 00:03:10,213 --> 00:03:11,013 - Okay. 54 00:03:13,512 --> 00:03:14,535 Great, okay. 55 00:03:15,752 --> 00:03:16,615 Yeah. 56 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:21,029 - Okay. 57 00:03:21,031 --> 00:03:21,829 - Okay, there's some more stuff in there 58 00:03:21,831 --> 00:03:22,663 that we're gonna need. 59 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:27,428 - Where did you get these? 60 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:29,027 - My parents are really gross. 61 00:03:29,029 --> 00:03:29,893 - Ew. 62 00:03:34,277 --> 00:03:37,634 - Unlike you, Eric took this very seriously, 63 00:03:37,636 --> 00:03:39,907 he said that's just the thing that we need. 64 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:41,090 - His old homework? 65 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:42,178 - No, he's like really into 66 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,972 Dungeons and Dragons or whatever. 67 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,818 What a dweeb. 68 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:48,706 - Yeah, I am gonna go out on a limb here 69 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:51,489 and say that this is not an officially licensed DM guide. 70 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:52,385 - What's a DM guide? 71 00:03:52,387 --> 00:03:53,249 What are you talking about? 72 00:03:53,251 --> 00:03:54,592 - Dungeon master. 73 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:55,744 - Oh. 74 00:03:55,746 --> 00:03:57,378 - Remember my ex, Roger? 75 00:03:58,178 --> 00:04:01,216 - Yes, Roger the rebel. 76 00:04:01,218 --> 00:04:03,745 - He had a bunch of Dungeon and Dragons books. 77 00:04:06,495 --> 00:04:08,193 - Are you missing Roger right now? 78 00:04:13,536 --> 00:04:15,486 Is he still alive? 79 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:16,734 - He wasn't that old. 80 00:04:16,736 --> 00:04:19,485 - I believe he was bald with a ponytail. 81 00:04:19,487 --> 00:04:20,575 That takes effort. 82 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:25,852 What do you even call that thing? 83 00:04:25,854 --> 00:04:26,750 A muskullet? 84 00:04:27,806 --> 00:04:30,365 It's like a mullet but for bald guys? 85 00:04:33,501 --> 00:04:34,461 That's so weird. 86 00:04:46,939 --> 00:04:48,283 Okay, it's done. 87 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,091 - Hey. 88 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:55,608 I brought you something. 89 00:04:55,610 --> 00:05:00,505 - What did you bring me? 90 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:04,249 What is it? 91 00:05:05,497 --> 00:05:06,361 - Look. 92 00:05:07,609 --> 00:05:09,687 It's not supposed to make you cry. 93 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:11,128 - You're so nice. 94 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,517 - Luc, they're just brownies. 95 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:16,375 - You made me a snack. 96 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:22,262 Did you make them yourself? 97 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:24,564 - I did. 98 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:26,612 - Oh my god, it's so late. 99 00:05:26,614 --> 00:05:27,860 Okay. 100 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:28,916 What is this? 101 00:05:31,637 --> 00:05:34,098 Okay, I'll stop crying. 102 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,730 - It's gonna be fine. 103 00:05:35,731 --> 00:05:37,490 It's gonna be totally fine. 104 00:05:37,492 --> 00:05:39,154 - It's gonna be okay. 105 00:05:39,156 --> 00:05:39,954 - Yeah. 106 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:40,754 - It's not gonna... 107 00:05:40,756 --> 00:05:42,449 Well, it might happen, 108 00:05:42,451 --> 00:05:44,049 but you know, we're gonna get through it. 109 00:05:44,051 --> 00:05:45,169 - No. 110 00:05:45,171 --> 00:05:46,961 Well, let's eat some damn brownies. 111 00:05:46,963 --> 00:05:48,049 - Okay. 112 00:05:48,051 --> 00:05:49,171 Here you go. 113 00:05:51,571 --> 00:05:53,328 Thank you, Karen. 114 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,960 - You're welcome, Luc. 115 00:05:54,961 --> 00:05:55,857 - So good. 116 00:06:32,429 --> 00:06:33,962 - Lucy. 117 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:34,826 Lucy. 118 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:35,882 - What? 119 00:06:35,884 --> 00:06:36,810 What? 120 00:06:36,812 --> 00:06:37,644 - Sorry. 121 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:41,482 - Sorry, it was the brownie. 122 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,507 - It's okay. 123 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,643 - What time is it? 124 00:06:46,442 --> 00:06:47,689 - It's late. 125 00:06:47,691 --> 00:06:49,001 - Oh my god. 126 00:06:49,003 --> 00:06:51,624 Oh my god, okay, oh my god, okay, what? 127 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:52,522 Oh, okay. 128 00:06:53,642 --> 00:06:54,727 Take this. 129 00:06:54,729 --> 00:06:55,562 - Yeah. 130 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:58,023 - Good, okay. 131 00:06:58,025 --> 00:07:00,039 - Oh my god, don't point it at me. 132 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:00,903 I'm sorry. 133 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:01,798 I'm so sorry. 134 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,633 Okay. 135 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,502 - What'd you do that for? 136 00:07:06,504 --> 00:07:08,167 - So I don't claw your face off. 137 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:12,677 Okay, flashlight towards me. 138 00:07:12,679 --> 00:07:13,542 Good, yeah. 139 00:07:15,271 --> 00:07:16,325 And the gun. 140 00:07:16,327 --> 00:07:17,191 And the gun. 141 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:19,623 Okay. 142 00:07:20,806 --> 00:07:23,108 Okay, hold it steady, Karen. 143 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,356 - Sorry. 144 00:07:24,358 --> 00:07:25,507 - Okay, just breathe. 145 00:07:25,509 --> 00:07:26,598 Breathe, okay? 146 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:30,117 Breathe, okay? 147 00:07:31,845 --> 00:07:33,476 Do you see anything? 148 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:35,716 - No. 149 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:37,698 - Really? 150 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:38,596 Okay. 151 00:07:40,675 --> 00:07:41,956 What about now? 152 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,600 - I don't know. 153 00:07:45,602 --> 00:07:46,785 - Okay, well, get closer, Karen. 154 00:07:46,787 --> 00:07:47,713 Come on, get in there. 155 00:07:47,715 --> 00:07:48,675 Deeper, come on. 156 00:07:50,114 --> 00:07:54,026 Okay, what about my teeth, do I have fangs? 157 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,439 - Jesus! 158 00:07:57,441 --> 00:07:58,495 - What? 159 00:07:58,497 --> 00:08:00,510 - You need to floss more. 160 00:08:00,512 --> 00:08:01,630 - Are you kidding me right now? 161 00:08:01,632 --> 00:08:03,360 - No, you should floss more. 162 00:08:07,712 --> 00:08:08,830 You look normal. 163 00:08:08,832 --> 00:08:09,949 - I do? 164 00:08:09,951 --> 00:08:11,231 Yeah. 165 00:08:11,999 --> 00:08:12,991 - Full moon. 166 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:18,110 Okay, what? 167 00:08:19,102 --> 00:08:20,412 I'm not a werewolf. 168 00:08:20,414 --> 00:08:22,236 - You're not a werewolf. 169 00:08:22,237 --> 00:08:23,581 - I'm not a werewolf. 170 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:24,796 You're not a werewolf. 171 00:08:24,798 --> 00:08:25,691 - I'm not a werewolf. 172 00:08:26,493 --> 00:08:27,931 I'm not a werewolf! 173 00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:29,498 - You're not a werewolf. 174 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:34,010 You would've been like, oh! 175 00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:35,674 - I'm not a werewolf! 176 00:08:35,676 --> 00:08:37,146 - She's not a werewolf! 177 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:38,426 - I'm not a werewolf! 178 00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:40,025 I'm not a werewolf! 179 00:08:40,027 --> 00:08:41,657 - She's not a werewolf! 180 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:44,377 - Woo, I'm not a werewolf! 181 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:46,778 - You're kind of crushing me. 182 00:08:50,265 --> 00:08:52,824 - Oh my god, that was really dumb. 183 00:08:52,826 --> 00:08:54,167 That was so dumb. 184 00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:55,063 - So dumb. 185 00:08:55,065 --> 00:08:56,983 - Yeah. 186 00:09:00,345 --> 00:09:05,208 What was that? 187 00:11:14,247 --> 00:11:15,878 Sorry, it expired. 188 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:17,670 - Excuse me? 189 00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:21,315 - It expired, in the ;80s. 190 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:22,405 See, right there. 191 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,427 - This is bullshit. 192 00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:30,404 No wonder I never came here to the Dumpy Freeze. 193 00:11:31,204 --> 00:11:32,930 I want my free ice cream. 194 00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,530 - Okay, you're not gonna get free ice cream. 195 00:11:34,532 --> 00:11:35,649 You're gonna have to pay for it, 196 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,123 'cause that's how life works. 197 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,761 - Do you know who I am? 198 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:44,161 My cousins are the Pinot sisters. 199 00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:45,280 - Okay? 200 00:11:45,282 --> 00:11:48,384 - Hello, Olympic figure skating champions. 201 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:50,239 - So you want free ice cream 202 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,639 because you're related to a couple penises? 203 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:57,023 Well, aren't you a clever little smart ass? 204 00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:59,327 - Hey, you're the one trying to use a coupon 205 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:00,798 from last decade. 206 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,198 By the way, isn't that when your penis cousins 207 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,725 won their silver medal? 208 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:08,479 - Wait a minute, I know you. 209 00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:11,644 You're Lucy. 210 00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:12,638 Lucy Muntzy. 211 00:12:13,502 --> 00:12:15,004 Don't you remember me? 212 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:16,156 - No. 213 00:12:16,158 --> 00:12:18,459 - You were senior vice president, right? 214 00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:22,075 It's Karen, we went to leadership camp together. 215 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,059 - We have moved beyond high school. 216 00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:25,275 - Shh. 217 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,780 You were a pretty big deal, right? 218 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:32,124 So now you're just kind of working here now? 219 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,633 - Okay, Miss Penis, the '80s are over, 220 00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:38,393 and so is your coupon. 221 00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:39,591 And you? 222 00:12:42,215 --> 00:12:44,926 Holy shit, I know you too. 223 00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:46,039 The other Karen. 224 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,192 Scary Karen. 225 00:12:47,194 --> 00:12:48,791 Weren't you the one that tried out for track 226 00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,073 and shit yourself? 227 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,344 - No. 228 00:12:52,346 --> 00:12:54,838 - Yeah, because it was super gnarly Mexican food. 229 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,439 - All right, well, this has been fun- 230 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,718 - Yeah, and it was cross country, 231 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,341 so get your facts straight, dumb ass. 232 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:01,141 - Thanks, bud. 233 00:13:01,143 --> 00:13:02,294 - You're welcome. 234 00:13:02,296 --> 00:13:05,269 - Well, congratulations on your new careers. 235 00:13:05,271 --> 00:13:07,573 Tell me, do the chocolate shakes 236 00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:08,788 remind you of your track days? 237 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,940 - Okay. 238 00:13:09,942 --> 00:13:11,156 I'm sorry, cross country. 239 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,020 - Sure, how about I pound you in the face 240 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,429 with this jar of marshmallows? 241 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:15,412 Hope your bangs save you from it. 242 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,268 - She's not worth it, she's a loser. 243 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:18,707 - And speaking of winners, 244 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,787 is your mom still getting puke ass drunk 245 00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:22,258 out at the casino? 246 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,627 What a bummer she couldn't land you a waitressing job 247 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:25,875 out there too. 248 00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:27,506 - Okay, you really wanna go? 249 00:13:27,508 --> 00:13:29,266 - Everything okay? 250 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,706 - No, sir. 251 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,914 These girls working here are unprofessional and crazy. 252 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,633 - Okay, you're the psycho who wants free ice cream. 253 00:13:35,635 --> 00:13:37,138 - I fear for my safety. 254 00:13:37,139 --> 00:13:39,410 - Please, don't insult my staff. 255 00:13:41,139 --> 00:13:43,570 May I see the coupon, please? 256 00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:54,992 - You got really lucky. 257 00:14:03,984 --> 00:14:04,847 - Wow. 258 00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:07,471 It's beautiful. 259 00:14:14,382 --> 00:14:15,948 Why'd you have to make it look so pretty? 260 00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,350 - Yeah, she's just gonna slurp it up like a pig. 261 00:14:19,374 --> 00:14:21,772 Say hi to your rich dad for me, bitch. 262 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,347 - Did you see how it brightened her day? 263 00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,809 Ice cream has that effect on people. 264 00:14:28,811 --> 00:14:32,108 It's like they regress and become children again. 265 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:34,857 My dad always said, 266 00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:36,745 "The gold is in the sweetness, 267 00:14:36,747 --> 00:14:39,368 "and the sweetness is in the soul. 268 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:43,498 "To make one sweet, you gotta make them whole." 269 00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:48,104 - Okay, Willy Wonka. 270 00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:49,703 - Well, I'm outta here. 271 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:51,208 - Okay. 272 00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,936 Have a good vacation, Bob. 273 00:14:52,937 --> 00:14:55,014 Sure am looking forward to it. 274 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:56,775 We'll hold down the fort for ya. 275 00:14:56,777 --> 00:14:57,927 - Thanks, girls. 276 00:14:57,929 --> 00:14:58,887 Bye! 277 00:14:58,888 --> 00:15:00,485 - Bye, Bob. 278 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:01,413 Bye, Bob. 279 00:15:01,415 --> 00:15:03,463 Bye, Bob, see ya later, Bob. 280 00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:06,852 Oh, Bob, we love Bob. 281 00:15:06,854 --> 00:15:09,734 Bob is so awesome. 282 00:15:10,694 --> 00:15:12,452 Thanks, girls. 283 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:16,451 'Cause the soul is in the sweetness 284 00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:20,805 and the sweetness in the soul, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba! 285 00:15:23,781 --> 00:15:25,154 - Don't be a dick. 286 00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:26,498 He's so sweet. 287 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,650 - Yeah. 288 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:30,049 - He has to be into some kinky shit, right? 289 00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:33,793 Like, necrobestiality or something like that. 290 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,936 - What is that, sex with animals? 291 00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,089 - Dead animals. 292 00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:39,361 - You're such a freaky weirdo, Luc. 293 00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:40,288 - Thank you. 294 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,016 Thank you very much, Karen. 295 00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:44,928 - Oh my god, Eric! 296 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,175 You ass! 297 00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,095 - Oh, you guys are so easy. 298 00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:48,896 - Go get it. 299 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:49,729 - Okay. 300 00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:54,528 Oops. 301 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,053 There you go. 302 00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:05,853 - Thank you. 303 00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:06,652 - You okay? 304 00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:07,516 - Mm-hmm. 305 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,244 - I didn't scare you too bad. 306 00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,526 - Why are you touching me? 307 00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:13,309 - For balance. 308 00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:15,804 I'm sorry. 309 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:19,515 - Don't do that here. 310 00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:22,109 - Have you guys seen a banana split? 311 00:16:28,284 --> 00:16:32,441 - I present to you my creation, a Shaky Shiver. 312 00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:33,274 - Yes, yes! 313 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:35,547 - Barf. 314 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,200 - Try it first. 315 00:16:38,202 --> 00:16:40,728 - No, it looks like diarrhea, Karen. 316 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,903 There's no way Bob's gonna let you sale that shit. 317 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,623 Maybe one day when you own your own Dumpy store 318 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,727 you can do whatever your little heart desires. 319 00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:50,199 - Okay, yeah, like that's gonna happen. 320 00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:52,951 - Hey, ask and you shall receive. 321 00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,582 - You know nothing works out for me. 322 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,118 I suck at Super Mario Kart, 323 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,558 my mom is a raging alcoholic, 324 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,837 and apparently, I'm still notorious 325 00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:00,757 for crapping my pants seven years ago. 326 00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,820 - Okay, Karen, you need to take these negative experiences 327 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,516 and turn them into something positive, 328 00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:08,084 please, for once. 329 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,004 - Can you stop with that? 330 00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,340 - Oh, this one time I was at this party, 331 00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:14,324 and my friend's older brother was like, 332 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:15,988 "I dare everyone to eat a peanut butter 333 00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:17,843 "and habanero sandwich!" 334 00:17:17,845 --> 00:17:20,755 - Uh huh, and guess who did it. 335 00:17:20,757 --> 00:17:21,555 - Me. 336 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:22,994 I did it. 337 00:17:22,996 --> 00:17:26,354 Yeah, I took a bite, and I was like, hmm, 338 00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:27,538 and I started freaking out 339 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,913 and like chugged a gallon of milk. 340 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,673 - Yeah, and then you puked all over everybody, 341 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,081 it was disgusting. 342 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,234 - It was a gallon of milk, 343 00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:34,864 and yeah, all right, it doesn't matter, 344 00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:35,792 'cause I had to go to the hospital 345 00:17:35,794 --> 00:17:37,456 because my ears were bleeding. 346 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,600 - Oh my god, that's gross. 347 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:41,072 - No. 348 00:17:41,074 --> 00:17:43,792 - Isn't that when you lost your one and only friend? 349 00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:46,512 - Actually, it was one of the best days of my life, 350 00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,270 because everyone heard about it at school, 351 00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:50,990 and they were like, "Eric, he chugged the milk, 352 00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:52,494 "he ate the sandwich!" 353 00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:54,510 And I was like, "Yep!" 354 00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:55,821 And it was pretty awesome. 355 00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:57,230 Everyone thought I was super popular, 356 00:17:57,232 --> 00:17:58,669 and yeah, I lost a little hearing 357 00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:01,422 and my penis didn't work for a bit, but it works now. 358 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:04,077 - See, if that's not a positive spin, 359 00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,548 I don't know what is. 360 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,822 - Eric's changing lives. 361 00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:12,430 - Oh, Jesus. 362 00:18:14,254 --> 00:18:15,148 Oh my god. 363 00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:20,235 I have to get out of this shit hole town. 364 00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:21,069 - Uh huh. 365 00:18:22,348 --> 00:18:24,330 - I honestly think I'm gonna start cutting hair. 366 00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:26,346 - I thought you were gonna start a record label. 367 00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:27,210 - I am, I was... 368 00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,585 I can do both. 369 00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:31,049 - Weren't you gonna make a blanket with sleeves type thing? 370 00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:33,705 - Dude, that is a fantastic idea. 371 00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,144 - What about your other idea 372 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,063 to have people drive other people around for money? 373 00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:38,249 That's just taxis. 374 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,744 - No, you didn't even read the business model. 375 00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:46,632 Karen, did... 376 00:18:57,254 --> 00:18:58,180 Okay, I'm just... 377 00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:00,582 You know what, I honestly think 378 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,821 I'm just gonna move to New York. 379 00:19:02,823 --> 00:19:04,580 - Sweet, super original. 380 00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,021 - It's the best city in the... 381 00:19:06,022 --> 00:19:07,588 Whoa! 382 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:08,326 - Hello. 383 00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,054 - Hi. 384 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,053 Can I help you? 385 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,338 Ma'am, are you deaf? 386 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,490 Can you hear me? 387 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,708 - Hungry. 388 00:19:22,884 --> 00:19:24,674 - Okay, well, you came to the right place, 389 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:26,370 but unfortunately, we're closed, so. 390 00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:27,331 - I see food. 391 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,145 Ice cream. 392 00:19:30,147 --> 00:19:31,297 - Yeah, we have that, 393 00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:34,336 but it's like all put away, and I already... 394 00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:36,320 Do you have any money? 395 00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:37,218 - I have this. 396 00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:40,736 - What the hell am I supposed to do with that? 397 00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:42,720 - It's beautiful. 398 00:19:42,722 --> 00:19:45,246 - Yeah, and they're everywhere. 399 00:19:45,248 --> 00:19:47,295 - What is it, freeloaders night? 400 00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:50,174 - We haven't eaten in weeks. 401 00:19:50,176 --> 00:19:51,134 - We? 402 00:19:51,136 --> 00:19:52,957 Oh my god, there's more of you? 403 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,686 I can't, I'm so tired. 404 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:57,692 - We are so hungry. 405 00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:59,580 - I know, I know. 406 00:19:59,582 --> 00:20:00,733 But like, we're closed. 407 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,492 I already put all the shit away, man... 408 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,125 Or woman. 409 00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:06,717 Okay, do you want a nut? 410 00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:10,715 You look like you would want a nut. 411 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,443 Will this suffice? 412 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,373 Open up. 413 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,635 Whoa! 414 00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:17,850 What the hell? 415 00:20:20,924 --> 00:20:21,691 What? 416 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:30,169 - May your blood turn black, into a devil wolf of the night. 417 00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:31,513 - What? 418 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:32,921 Ow! 419 00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:19,444 Karen! 420 00:21:38,802 --> 00:21:39,633 Karen? 421 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,543 Ow. 422 00:21:53,742 --> 00:21:54,639 Okay. 423 00:21:57,391 --> 00:21:58,287 Okay. 424 00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:31,914 Okay, this can't be that hard. 425 00:22:39,977 --> 00:22:40,873 Dammit. 426 00:23:11,109 --> 00:23:13,156 Okay, you got me, get up. 427 00:23:15,972 --> 00:23:17,476 Stop, get up. 428 00:23:19,268 --> 00:23:20,100 Eric? 429 00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:27,715 Eric? 430 00:23:28,930 --> 00:23:29,826 Eric? 431 00:23:31,170 --> 00:23:32,066 Eric? 432 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:34,944 Eric? 433 00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:38,049 Eric, I swear to God, if you're messing with me. 434 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,463 Eric, please be messing with me. 435 00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:43,743 Eric, oh my god. 436 00:23:43,745 --> 00:23:45,536 Oh my god, no, no, no! 437 00:23:46,304 --> 00:23:47,741 Oh my god. 438 00:23:47,743 --> 00:23:48,861 Eric! 439 00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:49,696 Help! 440 00:23:53,951 --> 00:23:55,582 Oh no, I'm so sorry. 441 00:24:03,869 --> 00:24:04,925 I'm so sorry. 442 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,907 Okay. 443 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:11,869 Okay, okay. 444 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:16,889 Will you come haunt me, please? 445 00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:19,100 Please, come haunt me and be weird. 446 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,779 Okay. 447 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:30,616 Oh, geez, oh, sorry. 448 00:24:30,618 --> 00:24:33,562 I just stepped on your balls, I'm so sorry. 449 00:25:14,483 --> 00:25:16,245 What the hell is that? 450 00:25:27,154 --> 00:25:28,050 Karen! 451 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:48,880 Karen! 452 00:26:09,549 --> 00:26:10,444 Okay. 453 00:26:14,988 --> 00:26:16,427 Oh, my lucky day. 454 00:26:19,691 --> 00:26:20,523 Okay. 455 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,731 Karen! 456 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:31,401 Hello? 457 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:41,320 Hello? 458 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,581 Karen, is that you? 459 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,799 - Don't come any closer. 460 00:26:53,703 --> 00:26:55,206 - A dog bone, really? 461 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,476 - Stay away, devil wolf. 462 00:26:57,478 --> 00:26:59,782 - Karen, please do not be a dick right now. 463 00:27:01,157 --> 00:27:05,988 Karen, what happened last night? 464 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:12,229 Did I turn into a werewolf? 465 00:27:12,253 --> 00:27:13,491 - Are you messing with me right now? 466 00:27:13,956 --> 00:27:14,881 - No, I'm not. 467 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,841 I'm not messing with you, Karen. 468 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:16,801 Because the last thing I remember 469 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,393 is that you shot Eric, 470 00:27:19,395 --> 00:27:21,152 and then I just woke up totally naked. 471 00:27:21,154 --> 00:27:22,785 - Wait, did you say I shot Eric? 472 00:27:22,787 --> 00:27:23,682 - Yeah. 473 00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:27,457 Yeah, he was the one wearing the rubber mask. 474 00:27:30,434 --> 00:27:31,297 - Oh my god. 475 00:27:32,482 --> 00:27:33,473 I killed Eric. 476 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:35,871 - Yeah. 477 00:27:35,873 --> 00:27:36,800 Yeah, you did. 478 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,870 I mean, it wasn't like totally your fault, 479 00:27:39,872 --> 00:27:42,430 but I mean, kinda. 480 00:27:42,432 --> 00:27:43,870 - Only kinda? 481 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,469 I shot him in the face. 482 00:27:45,471 --> 00:27:46,973 - Yeah, well, I mean, we told him 483 00:27:46,975 --> 00:27:48,381 that we were coming to Camp Happy Bear 484 00:27:48,383 --> 00:27:51,293 and you know, we didn't know he was gonna come and scare us. 485 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,702 What were you thinking, Eric? 486 00:27:52,703 --> 00:27:53,916 - We? 487 00:27:53,918 --> 00:27:55,357 No, you told him and then I killed him. 488 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,437 - Yeah, you did, I know. 489 00:27:57,439 --> 00:27:58,332 I know! 490 00:27:58,334 --> 00:28:00,507 It's awful, Karen, isn't it? 491 00:28:00,509 --> 00:28:02,971 You must feel like a really big piece of shit. 492 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,315 - Oh, thank you, Lucy. 493 00:28:04,317 --> 00:28:05,435 This never would've happened 494 00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:06,618 if you hadn't brought that stupid gun. 495 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:08,218 - Well, you shot him with the gun, Karen. 496 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,786 God, can you just help me 497 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,419 get this stupid thing off my arm? 498 00:28:13,756 --> 00:28:15,099 - If you ask nicer. 499 00:28:19,835 --> 00:28:22,011 So you don't remember anything from last night? 500 00:28:23,066 --> 00:28:25,209 Howling at the moon, eating rabbits. 501 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:26,648 - Nothing. 502 00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:28,217 - What if you crap out some random animal bone later? 503 00:28:28,219 --> 00:28:29,432 - Shut up. 504 00:28:29,434 --> 00:28:30,263 - What if you had sex with a wolf? 505 00:28:30,265 --> 00:28:31,191 - Karen! 506 00:28:31,193 --> 00:28:32,537 - Sorry, it's interesting. 507 00:28:33,818 --> 00:28:35,383 At least you know if you join the circus 508 00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:36,857 you could make a ton of money. 509 00:28:39,544 --> 00:28:40,886 Ah! 510 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,069 - Oh my god, thank God. 511 00:28:42,071 --> 00:28:43,733 - High five. 512 00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:45,015 - Oh yeah, high five. 513 00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:48,341 What the hell did you do that for? 514 00:28:48,343 --> 00:28:50,420 - We need to figure this out before you maul me tonight. 515 00:28:50,422 --> 00:28:51,221 - Tonight? 516 00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:52,404 Are you dumb? 517 00:28:52,406 --> 00:28:53,909 There's not another full moon for a month. 518 00:28:53,911 --> 00:28:56,500 - No, the moon can appear full for several nights. 519 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,131 The lunar cycle is 30 days, 520 00:28:58,133 --> 00:29:00,051 the moon has eight faces, you do the math. 521 00:29:00,052 --> 00:29:01,779 - How do you know this? 522 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:03,668 - Roger, he was romantic. 523 00:29:03,669 --> 00:29:05,010 - Of course he is. 524 00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,419 Okay, so what you're telling me 525 00:29:06,421 --> 00:29:08,978 is that there's another full moon tonight? 526 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:09,842 - Yes. 527 00:29:09,844 --> 00:29:11,218 Well technically, I don't know. 528 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,497 But better to be safe than sorry. 529 00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:14,258 - What, why didn't you say anything before? 530 00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,537 - I didn't think it was actually gonna happen. 531 00:29:15,539 --> 00:29:16,721 - Oh, shit! 532 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:18,769 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 533 00:29:18,771 --> 00:29:19,666 What? 534 00:29:22,226 --> 00:29:23,667 What's happening? 535 00:29:24,691 --> 00:29:26,576 Oh my god, what's happening to me? 536 00:29:26,578 --> 00:29:28,943 - The crazy lady, she said your blood would turn black. 537 00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:29,806 - Black blood, that's black, 538 00:29:29,808 --> 00:29:31,248 black blood, that's black blood. 539 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,328 Oh my god, what are we gonna do? 540 00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:34,734 - Go to the hospital? 541 00:29:34,736 --> 00:29:35,919 - What, no way! 542 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,256 They're gonna cut me and do experiments and shit. 543 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,478 - We need to clean your blood. 544 00:29:42,479 --> 00:29:43,277 - How? 545 00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:44,077 - Transfusion. 546 00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:45,261 - Okay. 547 00:29:45,263 --> 00:29:47,726 Okay, yeah, that sounds like the worst idea 548 00:29:47,728 --> 00:29:49,613 I've ever heard of in my life, Karen. 549 00:29:49,615 --> 00:29:51,501 - Okay, do you have any other recommendations? 550 00:29:52,942 --> 00:29:55,500 - Okay, wait, so what, you would run your blood through mine 551 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,164 until it's not black? 552 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,019 - No, I'm not going near that. 553 00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:00,206 - Well then who? 554 00:30:01,613 --> 00:30:03,051 - Eric? 555 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:05,196 I mean, he's got a full tank and he's not using it. 556 00:30:08,653 --> 00:30:10,410 - Well, who's gonna do it? 557 00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:11,818 - Hello. 558 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:12,810 - You? 559 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,410 - I'm basically a nurse. 560 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:17,290 - You took two classes three years ago. 561 00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:18,409 - The knowledge is still fresh. 562 00:30:18,411 --> 00:30:19,369 - Didn't you get Ds? 563 00:30:19,371 --> 00:30:20,459 - It was passed fail. 564 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:23,527 - I'm gonna die. 565 00:30:23,529 --> 00:30:24,841 - No, you're gonna live. 566 00:30:26,794 --> 00:30:28,295 I got it. 567 00:30:46,407 --> 00:30:47,846 - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 568 00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:56,804 Oh my god, please be careful. 569 00:30:56,805 --> 00:30:58,533 - God, he's a heavy little guy. 570 00:31:00,004 --> 00:31:01,314 Sorry, Eric. 571 00:31:01,316 --> 00:31:03,170 - Hey, Karen, yeah, I don't think I can do this. 572 00:31:03,172 --> 00:31:04,387 I don't feel right about this. 573 00:31:04,389 --> 00:31:06,243 I just think that we need... 574 00:31:06,245 --> 00:31:07,681 Yeah, I don't think I can do this. 575 00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:09,154 - We don't have any other option. 576 00:31:09,156 --> 00:31:10,946 - I think we can think of some other options besides this. 577 00:31:10,947 --> 00:31:12,481 - Listen, I don't wanna be that girl 578 00:31:12,483 --> 00:31:14,529 who's like, yeah, I had a best friend, 579 00:31:14,531 --> 00:31:16,161 but then, scientists chopped her up 580 00:31:16,163 --> 00:31:17,504 into little pieces and used her blood 581 00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:19,809 to make wolf soldiers to defeat the Russians. 582 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:20,544 - Okay. 583 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,760 Well, you know what, 584 00:31:21,762 --> 00:31:23,104 you're gonna be telling that cute little story 585 00:31:23,105 --> 00:31:25,887 to the cops when they arrest you for killing Eric. 586 00:31:25,889 --> 00:31:27,681 You shot him in the face, Karen. 587 00:31:28,705 --> 00:31:32,385 - I have everything I need right here. 588 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,071 - Karen, please listen to me. 589 00:31:35,073 --> 00:31:36,765 I don't wanna do this. 590 00:31:36,767 --> 00:31:37,950 - Which one's the knife? 591 00:31:37,952 --> 00:31:39,389 Do you know which one the knife is? 592 00:31:39,391 --> 00:31:40,062 - I'm just gonna assume that there's no getting... 593 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,118 Okay. 594 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,112 Yep, do your thing. 595 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,221 Jesus Christ. 596 00:31:44,223 --> 00:31:45,504 - Okay, got it. 597 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:48,445 - What? 598 00:31:50,718 --> 00:31:51,995 What? 599 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,915 It's so thick. 600 00:31:53,917 --> 00:31:54,939 - It's thick? 601 00:31:54,941 --> 00:31:56,028 Yeah. 602 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:57,499 - What the? 603 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:58,108 Do you think I should make a bigger hole? 604 00:31:58,109 --> 00:31:58,877 - Okay. 605 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,436 Not too big though. 606 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,797 Oh my god, it's so lumpy. 607 00:32:05,788 --> 00:32:07,644 - Why is it lumpy? 608 00:32:11,355 --> 00:32:12,633 What are you doing? 609 00:32:12,635 --> 00:32:14,585 Why are you looking at me like that? 610 00:32:14,587 --> 00:32:17,145 - I'm gonna cut one of your veins open. 611 00:32:17,147 --> 00:32:18,361 - Uh uh. 612 00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:19,512 - Get some of the infected blood out. 613 00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:20,952 - I don't think it's really that infected. 614 00:32:20,954 --> 00:32:22,392 - Use these straws- 615 00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:23,543 - What? 616 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:24,759 What, no, why are you all hunched over? 617 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,231 - And siphon some of Eric's blood. 618 00:32:26,233 --> 00:32:27,031 - Siphon? 619 00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:28,439 No, I'm not a lawnmower. 620 00:32:28,441 --> 00:32:31,991 - No, you're a devil wolf of the night. 621 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,080 - I hate you. 622 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:35,351 - You love me. 623 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:36,216 - No. 624 00:32:37,304 --> 00:32:38,518 Ow, ow, ow! 625 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,702 - I haven't even done anything yet. 626 00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:40,853 - Oh my god, Karen, I told you, I can't. 627 00:32:40,855 --> 00:32:41,653 I can't do this. 628 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,190 I can't do this. 629 00:32:43,192 --> 00:32:46,452 - I'm just going to make a tiny little hole, okay? 630 00:32:46,454 --> 00:32:47,572 - A tiny one? 631 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:48,468 Yeah. 632 00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:49,619 - Like an itsy-bitsy tiny hole? 633 00:32:49,621 --> 00:32:52,307 - Mm-hmm, itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny. 634 00:32:52,309 --> 00:32:53,108 Okay? 635 00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:54,708 - Okay. - Yeah. 636 00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:55,541 - Okay. 637 00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,131 - On the count of three. 638 00:32:58,132 --> 00:33:01,395 Three, two, one. 639 00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:02,194 - No, no, no! 640 00:33:02,196 --> 00:33:03,154 That doesn't feel tiny! 641 00:33:03,156 --> 00:33:04,468 - Stop being such a baby! 642 00:33:08,372 --> 00:33:09,458 Holy crap. 643 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:10,449 - What? 644 00:33:10,451 --> 00:33:11,249 What? 645 00:33:11,251 --> 00:33:12,338 - Look at this. 646 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:17,104 - Why is it like that? 647 00:33:17,106 --> 00:33:18,224 Oh my god. 648 00:33:18,225 --> 00:33:19,632 Oh my god. 649 00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:20,816 Oh my god! 650 00:33:20,818 --> 00:33:21,904 Get it out! 651 00:33:21,906 --> 00:33:23,344 - Stop moving. 652 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:25,807 - Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out! 653 00:33:25,808 --> 00:33:27,248 Where's Eric's blood? 654 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,304 I need Eric's blood! 655 00:33:28,305 --> 00:33:29,006 - Right here. - We need Eric's blood. 656 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,382 Okay. 657 00:33:41,391 --> 00:33:42,829 - You got it? 658 00:33:42,831 --> 00:33:43,663 Swallow it. 659 00:33:45,742 --> 00:33:47,020 - Okay. 660 00:33:47,021 --> 00:33:48,140 - You're good. 661 00:33:48,141 --> 00:33:49,292 I swallowed it. 662 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,700 - Good. 663 00:33:50,702 --> 00:33:52,907 - I'm good, okay. 664 00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:55,532 - Hold it in, be strong. 665 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,941 - That's fine, it's down. 666 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,362 Oh, Jesus Christ. 667 00:34:00,364 --> 00:34:01,163 Okay. 668 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,826 - Swallow it. 669 00:34:02,828 --> 00:34:03,660 - Come on. 670 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,041 Nope, I don't think it's... 671 00:34:08,043 --> 00:34:08,939 Okay. 672 00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,008 - Don't! 673 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:12,906 - Okay. 674 00:34:14,571 --> 00:34:15,656 - No! 675 00:34:19,018 --> 00:34:21,162 - Okay, I feel better now. 676 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,009 Yeah, just cry it out. 677 00:34:45,573 --> 00:34:47,078 - I can't believe he's dead. 678 00:34:48,038 --> 00:34:48,934 - I know. 679 00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:54,051 - I'm definitely going to jail, right? 680 00:34:54,053 --> 00:34:55,843 I mean, I did shoot him. 681 00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:57,283 - It was an accident. 682 00:34:57,285 --> 00:35:01,889 - And I moved his body, and attempted a blood transfusion. 683 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,098 - Yeah, that worked out great. 684 00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,435 - Either way you slice it, it doesn't look good. 685 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:12,321 I guess I can kiss my Friendly Freeze dreams goodbye. 686 00:35:12,323 --> 00:35:13,217 - What? 687 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:14,050 Karen. 688 00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:21,568 Karen, I love you, I really do, 689 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:24,767 but wallowing in your own self-pity isn't gonna do shit. 690 00:35:24,769 --> 00:35:26,175 And I'm honestly really scared 691 00:35:26,177 --> 00:35:28,608 that you're gonna wind up like your mom. 692 00:35:36,672 --> 00:35:38,175 - What did you say to me? 693 00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:42,844 Every week it is some new stupid crap with you. 694 00:35:42,846 --> 00:35:44,509 What was it, the donut croissant hybrid? 695 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:45,884 That was a ridiculous idea. 696 00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:46,835 - Karen. 697 00:35:46,837 --> 00:35:47,763 - It's really easy to judge someone 698 00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:49,084 when you grow up in a nice home 699 00:35:49,086 --> 00:35:50,427 and are constantly told how amazing you are. 700 00:35:50,429 --> 00:35:51,643 - Really? 701 00:35:51,645 --> 00:35:52,731 - But you really can't even wake up 702 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:54,507 before noon. - Are you kidding me right now? 703 00:35:54,509 --> 00:35:55,803 - And you haven't even accomplished anything in your life. 704 00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:57,083 - Are you kidding me right now? 705 00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:59,386 - Your parents showered you with opportunities. 706 00:35:59,387 --> 00:36:01,403 My mother showered at a casino. 707 00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:16,282 - You know what? 708 00:36:20,826 --> 00:36:23,799 Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I don't know what just happened, 709 00:36:23,801 --> 00:36:26,550 I'm so sorry. 710 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,568 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 711 00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:31,223 I'm so sorry. 712 00:36:33,047 --> 00:36:33,941 I'm sorry. 713 00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:35,480 - It's fine, it's fine. 714 00:36:37,048 --> 00:36:39,669 - You know what, you're absolutely right. 715 00:36:39,671 --> 00:36:41,877 You are, I am such a loser. 716 00:36:41,879 --> 00:36:43,188 - You're not a loser. 717 00:36:43,190 --> 00:36:44,436 - I am. 718 00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:46,836 I'm never gonna be as good as I was. 719 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,596 That's right, this is it. 720 00:36:48,598 --> 00:36:49,558 This is it, Karen. 721 00:36:50,645 --> 00:36:52,148 - Are you talking about 722 00:36:52,149 --> 00:36:54,035 when you were student counsel vice president? 723 00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:54,901 - Yeah. 724 00:36:55,956 --> 00:36:59,316 Nobody even ran against me, I won by default. 725 00:37:00,947 --> 00:37:01,748 - Luc? 726 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:03,666 What? 727 00:37:03,668 --> 00:37:04,754 - No one cares about that, 728 00:37:05,618 --> 00:37:07,217 except for stupid people 729 00:37:07,219 --> 00:37:10,161 who don't understand how expiration dates work on coupons. 730 00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:11,953 It's not a big deal. 731 00:37:11,955 --> 00:37:14,032 - That's easy for you to say. 732 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:18,223 - Scary Karen, you don't think that ever bothered me? 733 00:37:18,225 --> 00:37:21,070 They used to put a brown line in a pair of underwear 734 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,831 and put it above my locker. 735 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:23,793 - They did do that. 736 00:37:25,552 --> 00:37:27,184 Oh, God. 737 00:37:30,224 --> 00:37:32,623 Are we the biggest lame asses in town? 738 00:37:36,398 --> 00:37:37,231 - No. 739 00:37:40,655 --> 00:37:41,870 Eric is. 740 00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:44,908 Or was. 741 00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:46,190 So yeah, I guess we are. 742 00:37:48,941 --> 00:37:50,187 - That's a shitty joke. 743 00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:53,388 - Yeah, I am probably going to Hell. 744 00:38:02,539 --> 00:38:04,138 What? 745 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,099 - Wait, Eric. 746 00:38:05,931 --> 00:38:08,968 The book of spells, right? 747 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:09,864 - The binder? 748 00:38:09,866 --> 00:38:11,657 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 749 00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:13,033 - I thought you brought that as a joke. 750 00:38:13,034 --> 00:38:14,024 - Yeah, I mean, I did, 751 00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:15,496 but I mean, it's worth a try. 752 00:38:15,498 --> 00:38:17,703 I mean, we've come this far. 753 00:38:26,664 --> 00:38:28,552 - Binder, where are you? 754 00:38:31,464 --> 00:38:34,535 Oh god, I need to get my life together. 755 00:38:39,622 --> 00:38:40,420 Okay. 756 00:38:45,510 --> 00:38:46,630 What is that? 757 00:38:58,948 --> 00:39:01,249 - God, Jesus, you keep doing that. 758 00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:02,465 What's wrong? 759 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:03,906 - Not to make any of this weirder, 760 00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:06,179 but there is some strange stuff going on outside. 761 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,184 I've been hearing sounds. 762 00:39:09,186 --> 00:39:10,560 - Dude, me too. 763 00:39:10,562 --> 00:39:11,776 What the hell is that? 764 00:39:11,778 --> 00:39:13,536 - I don't know, but I definitely saw something 765 00:39:13,538 --> 00:39:14,336 out in the woods. 766 00:39:14,338 --> 00:39:15,935 - You saw something? 767 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:16,767 Well, what did you see? 768 00:39:16,769 --> 00:39:17,823 What did it look like? 769 00:39:17,825 --> 00:39:19,647 - It looked like trees and bushes 770 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,143 that were moving, like a forest creature. 771 00:39:22,145 --> 00:39:23,359 - Forest creature? 772 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,382 - Forest creature. 773 00:39:24,384 --> 00:39:25,120 - Okay. 774 00:39:26,816 --> 00:39:28,256 Anyway, the binder. 775 00:39:29,248 --> 00:39:30,016 - Right, sorry. 776 00:39:32,448 --> 00:39:34,205 Where did Eric get this? 777 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:35,677 - I think he got it from his little brother, 778 00:39:35,679 --> 00:39:38,813 who got it from some weird cult or something like that. 779 00:39:38,815 --> 00:39:41,468 - I heard his brother went missing a couple years ago. 780 00:39:41,470 --> 00:39:43,931 - Karen, just can we stay focused, please? 781 00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:45,212 - All right, well, this is dumb, 782 00:39:45,213 --> 00:39:46,779 because we're not gonna find... 783 00:39:46,781 --> 00:39:48,731 Oh, curing the werewolf virus. 784 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:50,299 That was surprisingly easy. 785 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,133 - Yeah. 786 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:54,171 - Looks like you read the incantation 787 00:39:54,173 --> 00:39:55,772 to the infected person. 788 00:39:57,852 --> 00:39:59,772 All right, you ready? 789 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:01,561 - Yes. 790 00:40:01,563 --> 00:40:02,459 - All right. 791 00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:23,510 - Did it get super cold in here all of a sudden? 792 00:40:23,512 --> 00:40:24,472 - I don't think so. 793 00:40:25,241 --> 00:40:26,806 - Maybe I'm horny. 794 00:40:26,808 --> 00:40:29,046 - Do you feel any different? 795 00:40:29,048 --> 00:40:30,136 - No, same. 796 00:40:31,735 --> 00:40:33,429 - I guess we're just gonna have to wait 'til tonight then. 797 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,285 - Yeah, in the meantime, can you just undo these, 798 00:40:35,287 --> 00:40:36,916 because I really have to pee. 799 00:40:36,918 --> 00:40:38,804 - I don't have the keys. 800 00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:39,732 - What? 801 00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:41,011 - You packed the handcuffs. 802 00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:42,164 I don't know where you put the keys. 803 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,915 - But I don't know where the keys are. 804 00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:46,803 - I mean, I went to get the binder, 805 00:40:46,805 --> 00:40:48,211 that's all you told me to get. 806 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,227 - You can't just handcuff somebody to a bedpost 807 00:40:50,229 --> 00:40:51,314 when you don't have the keys. 808 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:52,274 - Okay, I'm sorry. 809 00:40:52,276 --> 00:40:53,874 I was trying to protect us. 810 00:40:53,876 --> 00:40:55,346 - Give me this. 811 00:40:55,348 --> 00:40:56,946 Maybe there's a spell in here that can turn you into a dildo 812 00:40:56,948 --> 00:40:58,802 so I can shove more problems up my ass. 813 00:40:58,804 --> 00:40:59,985 - Oh, real mature. 814 00:40:59,987 --> 00:41:02,610 - Karen, you read the wrong spell. 815 00:41:02,612 --> 00:41:03,729 - What? 816 00:41:03,731 --> 00:41:04,849 Yeah. 817 00:41:04,851 --> 00:41:06,065 - Oh, crappers. 818 00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:07,184 - Yeah, you read the spell 819 00:41:07,186 --> 00:41:08,784 for turning someone into a zombie. 820 00:41:08,786 --> 00:41:10,321 - Okay, that's confusing. 821 00:41:10,322 --> 00:41:12,784 Yeah, but this points, that arrow goes there, and that- 822 00:41:12,786 --> 00:41:14,639 - Oh yeah, I see, that is kind of confusing. 823 00:41:14,641 --> 00:41:15,664 - This is a formatting issue. 824 00:41:15,665 --> 00:41:16,847 - This is stupid. 825 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,063 - All right, but on the bright side, 826 00:41:18,065 --> 00:41:19,343 in order for that spell to work 827 00:41:19,345 --> 00:41:21,040 you would need a dead person to... 828 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,038 Oh my god! 829 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:25,998 - Oh my god! 830 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,245 Oh my god! 831 00:41:27,247 --> 00:41:28,303 Come on! 832 00:41:31,278 --> 00:41:32,525 It's all you! 833 00:41:32,527 --> 00:41:33,901 It's all you, Karen, I believe in you! 834 00:41:33,903 --> 00:41:35,277 Come on, believe in yourself. 835 00:41:35,279 --> 00:41:37,229 Karen, you can do this. 836 00:41:40,238 --> 00:41:41,837 - You smell so bad. 837 00:41:43,277 --> 00:41:44,717 - Get him, Karen! 838 00:41:47,981 --> 00:41:48,876 Oh! 839 00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:56,747 Ooh! 840 00:42:06,058 --> 00:42:07,720 That was good. 841 00:42:07,722 --> 00:42:09,384 That was really good. 842 00:42:09,386 --> 00:42:10,856 You did it. 843 00:42:10,857 --> 00:42:14,377 You killed him twice, you killed him twice. 844 00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:16,713 Karen? 845 00:42:18,473 --> 00:42:19,592 Are you okay? 846 00:42:21,704 --> 00:42:23,975 - He scratched me up pretty good. 847 00:42:25,192 --> 00:42:26,056 - He did? 848 00:42:31,654 --> 00:42:33,060 Karen? 849 00:42:33,062 --> 00:42:34,436 Karen? 850 00:42:34,438 --> 00:42:35,270 Karen, no. 851 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,543 No, no, no, no! 852 00:42:38,918 --> 00:42:39,814 No, no, no! 853 00:42:40,901 --> 00:42:41,987 Oh my god. 854 00:42:41,989 --> 00:42:43,075 Come on! 855 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:49,250 Come on! 856 00:42:49,252 --> 00:42:50,468 No, Karen, no! 857 00:42:57,059 --> 00:42:57,955 Come on! 858 00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:41,691 Okay. 859 00:43:41,693 --> 00:43:43,710 God, why is she so slow? 860 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:45,854 Okay. 861 00:43:49,469 --> 00:43:50,491 This one. 862 00:43:50,493 --> 00:43:51,769 Nope, wrong one. 863 00:43:51,771 --> 00:43:53,210 Okay. 864 00:43:53,211 --> 00:43:55,418 Oh my god, I still have to pee. 865 00:43:58,619 --> 00:43:59,450 Hello. 866 00:44:01,147 --> 00:44:03,576 Ah, good job. 867 00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:04,696 Let's go that way. 868 00:44:04,698 --> 00:44:06,583 Yeah, that way. 869 00:44:06,585 --> 00:44:08,057 Here, Karen, look. 870 00:44:09,402 --> 00:44:12,375 Look, Karen, it's hairspray. 871 00:44:12,377 --> 00:44:14,262 Doesn't that smell nice? 872 00:44:14,264 --> 00:44:15,097 Good job. 873 00:44:33,974 --> 00:44:34,807 Bye. 874 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,382 Okay, nice job. 875 00:44:45,173 --> 00:44:46,004 Right on. 876 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:49,810 Okay, it's kind of weird 877 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,603 that you turned into a zombie, but... 878 00:44:55,539 --> 00:44:56,371 What? 879 00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:00,371 You're not supposed to be smart. 880 00:45:05,010 --> 00:45:05,841 Okay, bye! 881 00:45:09,170 --> 00:45:10,734 Good job, keep it up. 882 00:45:10,736 --> 00:45:12,529 Keep up the good pace. 883 00:45:30,766 --> 00:45:32,109 Oh, right. 884 00:45:32,110 --> 00:45:33,006 Okay. 885 00:45:48,268 --> 00:45:49,515 Okay. 886 00:45:49,517 --> 00:45:52,490 Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie. 887 00:45:52,492 --> 00:45:54,443 Oh, revenge monster, that's interesting. 888 00:46:00,203 --> 00:46:01,768 Now she's fast? 889 00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:05,607 Okay. 890 00:46:05,609 --> 00:46:06,441 Karen? 891 00:46:11,272 --> 00:46:12,168 Oh. 892 00:46:15,561 --> 00:46:18,184 Oh my god, wow, that's so gross. 893 00:46:23,686 --> 00:46:24,838 This thing has everything. 894 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,637 God. 895 00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:26,503 Oh. 896 00:46:30,438 --> 00:46:32,036 Give me a sec, Karen. 897 00:46:35,366 --> 00:46:36,356 Yes, zombie. 898 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:37,187 Okay. 899 00:46:37,189 --> 00:46:38,084 Okay. 900 00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:42,245 No, Karen. 901 00:46:52,835 --> 00:46:53,634 Karen. 902 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:55,360 Karen, is that you? 903 00:46:55,362 --> 00:46:56,194 - What happened? 904 00:46:58,146 --> 00:46:59,042 - Oh, thank God. 905 00:47:00,355 --> 00:47:02,751 Yeah, you're maybe gonna wanna go grab a rag 906 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:05,153 and kind of dab. 907 00:47:05,154 --> 00:47:06,815 - What's on my face? 908 00:47:06,817 --> 00:47:08,386 - I don't think you wanna know. 909 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,269 - This is a peaceful place to leave him. 910 00:47:22,271 --> 00:47:23,102 - Yeah. 911 00:47:33,757 --> 00:47:34,589 Okay. 912 00:47:40,252 --> 00:47:41,468 Should we say something? 913 00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:43,867 - Yeah. 914 00:47:43,868 --> 00:47:44,701 - Okay. 915 00:47:46,429 --> 00:47:48,859 - Hey, Eric, I'm sorry. 916 00:47:49,628 --> 00:47:51,226 This is weird, right? 917 00:47:51,228 --> 00:47:52,987 - It's only weird if you make it weird. 918 00:47:54,108 --> 00:47:55,866 - I just wish I could talk to him again. 919 00:47:58,267 --> 00:47:59,035 - Yeah, me too. 920 00:48:06,265 --> 00:48:07,033 Wait. 921 00:48:08,249 --> 00:48:09,942 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 922 00:48:09,944 --> 00:48:11,126 What are you doing? 923 00:48:11,128 --> 00:48:12,567 - Well, maybe there's something in here 924 00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:14,966 that can like bring him back to life, I don't know. 925 00:48:14,968 --> 00:48:16,214 - I think we already did the zombie thing. 926 00:48:16,216 --> 00:48:17,176 - Let me see. 927 00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:21,621 Son of a bitch, this thing has everything. 928 00:48:21,623 --> 00:48:24,054 - Conjuring a soul back into a deceased body. 929 00:48:24,055 --> 00:48:24,853 - Yeah. 930 00:48:24,855 --> 00:48:25,653 - Okay. 931 00:48:25,655 --> 00:48:26,452 - Yeah. 932 00:48:26,454 --> 00:48:28,021 - Is that a good idea? 933 00:48:28,022 --> 00:48:29,813 - I mean, yeah, it says it only lasts one minute. 934 00:48:29,815 --> 00:48:31,700 So I mean, what could go wrong? 935 00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:33,652 - I don't think you should say that. 936 00:48:33,654 --> 00:48:35,091 - Okay, well, let's try. 937 00:48:35,092 --> 00:48:35,989 Okay. 938 00:48:51,506 --> 00:48:54,578 Eric? 939 00:48:54,579 --> 00:48:55,763 - Eric, hello? 940 00:49:00,817 --> 00:49:01,586 Eric? 941 00:49:08,817 --> 00:49:09,614 - Oh my god! 942 00:49:09,616 --> 00:49:09,942 - Oh my god! 943 00:49:09,944 --> 00:49:10,742 You dick! 944 00:49:10,744 --> 00:49:12,022 - You piece of shit. 945 00:49:12,624 --> 00:49:14,094 - That never gets old. 946 00:49:14,096 --> 00:49:15,373 Oh my gosh. 947 00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:16,494 Oh, ladies. 948 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:19,886 Ladies, ladies, ladies, why'd you do this? 949 00:49:19,888 --> 00:49:21,773 - I'm sorry, it was my fault. 950 00:49:21,775 --> 00:49:24,365 You came to the window and I was scared, it was an accident. 951 00:49:24,367 --> 00:49:26,095 I would never hurt you. 952 00:49:27,086 --> 00:49:28,653 - Where's my brain? 953 00:49:29,487 --> 00:49:31,563 - You wanna take that one, Karen? 954 00:49:31,565 --> 00:49:33,643 - You were a zombie and I was a zombie. 955 00:49:33,644 --> 00:49:34,796 - She ate them. 956 00:49:34,798 --> 00:49:36,171 - You don't remember? 957 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:37,835 I thought souls were supposed to be all-knowing. 958 00:49:37,837 --> 00:49:38,795 - Yeah. 959 00:49:38,797 --> 00:49:40,170 - No, we're not, Hannibal Lector. 960 00:49:40,172 --> 00:49:41,321 - Oh. 961 00:49:41,323 --> 00:49:42,634 - But I can travel through walls. 962 00:49:42,636 --> 00:49:43,850 - Cool. 963 00:49:43,852 --> 00:49:44,810 - So I'm gonna watch you two go to the bathroom 964 00:49:44,812 --> 00:49:46,218 'til that gets boring. 965 00:49:47,051 --> 00:49:47,977 - Oh my god. 966 00:49:47,979 --> 00:49:49,353 - No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 967 00:49:49,355 --> 00:49:52,233 I must look pretty terrible. 968 00:49:52,235 --> 00:49:53,001 - Yeah. 969 00:49:53,003 --> 00:49:53,929 - No. 970 00:49:53,931 --> 00:49:54,728 - No. 971 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,168 You look great. 972 00:49:56,170 --> 00:49:58,439 I actually don't think I've ever seen you look better. 973 00:49:58,441 --> 00:49:59,592 - Really? 974 00:49:59,593 --> 00:50:03,271 Yeah, you look like so handsome. 975 00:50:03,273 --> 00:50:04,488 - Thank you. 976 00:50:04,490 --> 00:50:06,535 - So do people like bone in Heaven? 977 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:07,815 - Where is Amelia Earhart? 978 00:50:07,817 --> 00:50:08,711 Are aliens real? 979 00:50:08,713 --> 00:50:09,639 - Is God a woman? 980 00:50:09,641 --> 00:50:10,886 - What religion is correct? 981 00:50:10,888 --> 00:50:12,134 - Should I invest in more Beanie Babies? 982 00:50:12,136 --> 00:50:13,414 - Can you say hi to my Aunt Bonnie for me? 983 00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:14,629 - Who killed JFK? 984 00:50:14,631 --> 00:50:16,006 Do people fuck in Heaven? 985 00:50:16,008 --> 00:50:17,765 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 986 00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:20,037 Yes, people do that in Heaven. 987 00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:22,372 I haven't yet, but I'm gonna. 988 00:50:22,374 --> 00:50:23,717 But I gotta tell you guys something, okay, 989 00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,372 you guys wanna hear something crazy incredible? 990 00:50:26,374 --> 00:50:27,203 - Yes! - Yeah. 991 00:50:28,006 --> 00:50:29,348 - Okay, okay. 992 00:50:29,350 --> 00:50:30,852 So John Lennon- 993 00:50:31,909 --> 00:50:32,931 No! 994 00:50:32,933 --> 00:50:33,732 - Eric! 995 00:50:33,734 --> 00:50:34,563 - Get him back! 996 00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:35,364 - Wake up! 997 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,515 Wake up, Eric! 998 00:50:36,517 --> 00:50:37,890 - Do the spell, do the spell. 999 00:50:37,892 --> 00:50:38,915 - Okay. 1000 00:50:38,916 --> 00:50:40,770 Oh, oh, oh. 1001 00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:42,883 Can only use once. 1002 00:50:42,884 --> 00:50:43,746 Damn. 1003 00:50:43,748 --> 00:50:44,802 - We wasted it. 1004 00:50:44,804 --> 00:50:46,274 - Yeah. 1005 00:50:48,036 --> 00:50:49,025 - We gotta go. 1006 00:50:49,027 --> 00:50:50,529 - Okay. 1007 00:50:50,531 --> 00:50:53,280 Yeah, okay, you go, I'll get this. 1008 00:50:53,282 --> 00:50:54,146 Okay. 1009 00:50:56,675 --> 00:50:57,570 Okay. 1010 00:51:02,561 --> 00:51:04,223 Make sure that you haunt me. 1011 00:51:04,225 --> 00:51:06,464 And the bathroom thing is totally okay. 1012 00:51:07,424 --> 00:51:08,193 Bye, Eric. 1013 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,781 Wait, wait, wait, Karen, don't go that way. 1014 00:51:18,783 --> 00:51:20,285 Let's go this way, I know a shortcut. 1015 00:51:20,287 --> 00:51:21,183 - Oh, okay. 1016 00:51:25,693 --> 00:51:28,796 - So do you think your car's like completely totaled? 1017 00:51:28,798 --> 00:51:29,659 - Probably. 1018 00:51:29,661 --> 00:51:30,555 - Really? 1019 00:51:30,557 --> 00:51:31,836 - It was on its last leg. 1020 00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,019 - That sucks. 1021 00:51:33,021 --> 00:51:35,195 There's a lot of good memories in that car. 1022 00:51:35,197 --> 00:51:37,435 It's the only thing my mom ever gave me. 1023 00:51:37,437 --> 00:51:39,675 - Well, technically it was taken away from her 1024 00:51:39,677 --> 00:51:41,434 after her fifth DUI. 1025 00:51:41,436 --> 00:51:42,298 - That's fair. 1026 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,794 At least we made it out alive. 1027 00:51:44,795 --> 00:51:46,074 - Well, wait. 1028 00:51:46,076 --> 00:51:48,154 Karen, I'm still a werewolf. 1029 00:51:48,155 --> 00:51:49,274 - Crappers. 1030 00:51:49,275 --> 00:51:50,521 Shoot! 1031 00:51:50,523 --> 00:51:51,417 - The binder. 1032 00:51:51,419 --> 00:51:52,314 - Oh, yeah. 1033 00:51:56,058 --> 00:51:57,431 - Good thing it's still daylight. 1034 00:51:57,433 --> 00:51:58,423 - Yeah. 1035 00:52:00,377 --> 00:52:02,871 What in the world? 1036 00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:04,375 This can't be good. 1037 00:52:26,261 --> 00:52:27,636 - Where are we? 1038 00:52:27,638 --> 00:52:29,557 What happened? 1039 00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:32,501 This is awkward. 1040 00:52:33,621 --> 00:52:38,516 - Oh my god, you're hunting people, right, 1041 00:52:39,508 --> 00:52:41,553 that's what you're doing? 1042 00:52:41,555 --> 00:52:43,666 - And you take them here, dismember them, 1043 00:52:43,668 --> 00:52:45,424 make lampshades out of their skin. 1044 00:52:45,426 --> 00:52:46,545 Sick crap like that, right? 1045 00:52:46,547 --> 00:52:47,378 - What, no. 1046 00:52:48,691 --> 00:52:50,707 You guys are so silly. 1047 00:52:53,650 --> 00:52:55,506 But I do have a secret. 1048 00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:58,543 - I knew he was a sociopath. 1049 00:52:58,545 --> 00:53:01,231 - And I think it's time to come clean. 1050 00:53:01,233 --> 00:53:02,543 - Oh, we're dead. 1051 00:53:02,545 --> 00:53:07,312 - For years and years, I've been obsessed with- 1052 00:53:08,304 --> 00:53:09,102 - Murder? 1053 00:53:09,104 --> 00:53:09,936 - Bigfoot. 1054 00:53:12,528 --> 00:53:13,903 - I'm sorry, Bigfoot? 1055 00:53:15,023 --> 00:53:16,270 - Yeah. 1056 00:53:16,272 --> 00:53:20,268 I know, girls, it all sounds kind of silly, 1057 00:53:20,270 --> 00:53:23,054 but my Robin would never fib. 1058 00:53:24,142 --> 00:53:27,563 She only saw the good in the world. 1059 00:53:27,565 --> 00:53:30,029 And I try to do the same. 1060 00:53:31,022 --> 00:53:34,378 When she told me that she saw Bigfoot, 1061 00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:35,819 of course I believed her, 1062 00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:39,020 I mean, why would she make up something like that? 1063 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:44,298 No one else in the town believed her. 1064 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:47,147 They all laughed behind her back. 1065 00:53:47,979 --> 00:53:50,378 They called her the town loser. 1066 00:53:51,466 --> 00:53:57,565 My sweet Robin died of a broken heart. 1067 00:54:02,601 --> 00:54:03,497 - Oh. 1068 00:54:04,584 --> 00:54:07,143 - Anyway, I'm sorry you guys stumbled in 1069 00:54:07,145 --> 00:54:08,486 to my Bigfoot trap. 1070 00:54:08,488 --> 00:54:10,566 And I'm glad you're okay. 1071 00:54:10,568 --> 00:54:12,965 - Yeah, it's okay. 1072 00:54:12,967 --> 00:54:14,214 We're okay. 1073 00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:18,405 - I bet you heard some of the craziest sounds 1074 00:54:18,407 --> 00:54:19,334 out there tonight. 1075 00:54:20,134 --> 00:54:21,734 - Yeah, what was that? 1076 00:54:27,654 --> 00:54:31,813 - This was the first recording in '69. 1077 00:54:36,452 --> 00:54:41,284 And this, the infamous attack in '74 near Spokane. 1078 00:54:45,091 --> 00:54:47,008 Wow. 1079 00:54:47,010 --> 00:54:49,569 - And more recently, the recording 1080 00:54:49,571 --> 00:54:52,288 by the stranded truck driver in '86. 1081 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:55,647 Oh, but you guys knew that one. 1082 00:54:55,649 --> 00:54:57,056 - Sure. 1083 00:54:57,058 --> 00:55:01,406 - So I created a loop that was half distress call 1084 00:55:01,408 --> 00:55:03,230 and half rescue call. 1085 00:55:03,232 --> 00:55:04,894 Covered a lot of ground that way. 1086 00:55:04,896 --> 00:55:06,494 - That's pretty creative, Bob. 1087 00:55:06,496 --> 00:55:08,830 - That's got to be the craziest story 1088 00:55:08,832 --> 00:55:10,846 you have ever heard. 1089 00:55:10,848 --> 00:55:13,085 - You'd be surprised. 1090 00:55:13,087 --> 00:55:15,229 - So what are you guys doing out here? 1091 00:55:15,231 --> 00:55:18,557 - Well, that's kind of a long story too. 1092 00:55:18,558 --> 00:55:20,892 - Can't be any stranger than mine. 1093 00:55:20,894 --> 00:55:22,204 - Oh, God. 1094 00:55:22,206 --> 00:55:24,124 Yeah, it's quite a doozy. 1095 00:55:24,126 --> 00:55:25,278 - Well, I'm all ears. 1096 00:55:26,558 --> 00:55:30,491 - Okay, so a crazy lady came to the Friendly Freeze 1097 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:32,442 and wanted free ice cream. 1098 00:55:32,444 --> 00:55:33,562 We didn't give it to her. 1099 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:35,482 - Yeah, we made fun of her instead. 1100 00:55:35,484 --> 00:55:37,402 - She had this creepy sock puppet thing 1101 00:55:37,404 --> 00:55:38,841 and it bit Lucy in the arm. 1102 00:55:38,843 --> 00:55:41,977 - Yeah, she cursed me to become a werewolf. 1103 00:55:41,979 --> 00:55:44,249 - So Eric followed us up here, 1104 00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:45,721 and he put on this wolf mask, 1105 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:46,680 and he scared us. 1106 00:55:46,682 --> 00:55:48,440 - Yeah, she shot him in the face. 1107 00:55:48,442 --> 00:55:49,912 - I'm sorry, what? 1108 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:53,912 - Yeah, so I woke up naked in the middle of nowhere, 1109 00:55:53,913 --> 00:55:58,519 with bugs all over my body. 1110 00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:01,751 And found Karen in this little cabin here. 1111 00:56:01,753 --> 00:56:03,992 - And I had a pretty solid idea 1112 00:56:03,993 --> 00:56:05,142 to do a blood transfusion, 1113 00:56:05,144 --> 00:56:07,478 so I dragged Eric's body back here. 1114 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,717 - Yeah, it was actually a complete shit show. 1115 00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,637 - And Lucy got this spell book from Eric. 1116 00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,525 - Oh, Bob, you will not believe 1117 00:56:13,527 --> 00:56:14,708 what this thing can do. 1118 00:56:14,710 --> 00:56:18,228 - So long story short, that's how we ended up 1119 00:56:18,230 --> 00:56:20,596 passed out under your Bigfoot net. 1120 00:56:20,598 --> 00:56:23,220 - Yeah, you know, Bigfoot net sounds pretty normal 1121 00:56:23,222 --> 00:56:24,821 compared to the day that we had. 1122 00:56:25,718 --> 00:56:30,037 - You're telling me Eric is dead? 1123 00:56:31,317 --> 00:56:32,179 - Yeah. 1124 00:56:32,181 --> 00:56:33,395 - Yeah. 1125 00:56:33,397 --> 00:56:35,604 He's out by the oak tree. 1126 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:39,762 Oh, one more thing, 1127 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:40,818 Lucy's still a werewolf 1128 00:56:40,819 --> 00:56:42,417 and she might transform again tonight, 1129 00:56:42,419 --> 00:56:44,273 so we need to reverse the curse. 1130 00:56:44,275 --> 00:56:45,584 Where is the binder? 1131 00:56:45,586 --> 00:56:48,978 - Wait a minute, this is a lot to take in. 1132 00:56:50,098 --> 00:56:53,425 Are you guys on drugs? 1133 00:56:54,353 --> 00:56:58,862 - Not right now, no. 1134 00:56:58,864 --> 00:57:02,640 - I think I'm gonna have to call the police. 1135 00:57:03,696 --> 00:57:05,902 - Wait, hold on, Bob. - Bob, come on. 1136 00:57:05,904 --> 00:57:06,830 - Hold on, Bon. 1137 00:57:06,832 --> 00:57:09,614 - We have had a gnarly day. 1138 00:57:09,615 --> 00:57:12,110 One of my employees is dead. 1139 00:57:12,112 --> 00:57:14,349 - Can we deal with this tomorrow? 1140 00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:17,549 I just wanna go home, maybe eat a whole box of cereal. 1141 00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:19,182 That sounds good, right, Luc? 1142 00:57:20,814 --> 00:57:21,772 Luc? 1143 00:57:22,638 --> 00:57:24,588 Oh no, the binder! 1144 00:57:24,590 --> 00:57:25,582 I need the binder! 1145 00:57:32,652 --> 00:57:34,155 There's a spell in here. 1146 00:57:34,157 --> 00:57:35,818 There's a spell in here to solve it. 1147 00:57:40,779 --> 00:57:41,547 Okay. 1148 00:57:57,129 --> 00:57:58,727 It didn't work! 1149 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,295 I don't know this word. 1150 00:58:09,351 --> 00:58:10,568 - Give me that! 1151 00:58:30,725 --> 00:58:32,577 - Bob, you did it! 1152 00:58:32,579 --> 00:58:34,178 You did it! 1153 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:34,980 - Ow. 1154 00:58:37,444 --> 00:58:40,770 - Come on, Luc, let's get you out of here. 1155 00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,184 How great are these spells? 1156 00:58:49,186 --> 00:58:49,855 - Huh? 1157 00:58:49,857 --> 00:58:50,658 Oh yeah, they're great. 1158 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:53,503 Probably make a fortune off of them or whatever. 1159 00:58:53,505 --> 00:58:56,288 Sell that Bigfoot stuff too. 1160 00:58:57,121 --> 00:58:58,494 - We could be rich. 1161 00:58:58,496 --> 00:59:01,854 - Girls, we need to go see the sheriff. 1162 00:59:01,856 --> 00:59:05,374 - I have a bit of history with Sheriff Flanders. 1163 00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:07,168 It's not like sexual or anything. 1164 00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:33,338 Bob, I think you can just go around this. 1165 00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:35,420 There's no one crossing. 1166 00:59:36,603 --> 00:59:39,672 I actually don't think anyone's crossed for, well, ever. 1167 00:59:39,674 --> 00:59:41,113 So I think you're good. 1168 00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:44,280 - The lady that came into the Friendly Freeze, 1169 00:59:44,282 --> 00:59:46,234 tell me again what she looked like. 1170 00:59:48,729 --> 00:59:53,560 - Well, she kind of looked like a tree. 1171 00:59:55,608 --> 00:59:57,368 I know that sounds really weird. 1172 00:59:58,169 --> 01:00:00,694 - She had crazy eyes. 1173 01:00:00,695 --> 01:00:05,527 - Yeah, and then she had branches or like twigs 1174 01:00:07,159 --> 01:00:09,013 growing out of her fingernails, 1175 01:00:09,015 --> 01:00:10,292 I know that sounds completely bizarre, 1176 01:00:10,294 --> 01:00:12,884 but that's what she looked like. 1177 01:00:12,886 --> 01:00:15,156 - When she looked at you, 1178 01:00:15,158 --> 01:00:18,324 was it like she was staring through the windows 1179 01:00:18,326 --> 01:00:19,190 of your soul? 1180 01:00:23,828 --> 01:00:24,725 - Yeah. 1181 01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:28,885 - Did you know her, Bob? 1182 01:00:32,628 --> 01:00:36,596 - She came into the shop about 20 years ago. 1183 01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:42,161 She asked for something to eat, 1184 01:00:42,163 --> 01:00:44,275 but didn't have any money. 1185 01:00:45,682 --> 01:00:50,513 I felt bad, so I gave her my ice cream special. 1186 01:00:52,209 --> 01:00:56,400 She said good fortune was coming to me, 1187 01:00:58,288 --> 01:01:03,120 and I swear not five minutes later, 1188 01:01:04,687 --> 01:01:08,079 a beautiful woman walked into my life. 1189 01:01:10,830 --> 01:01:14,798 Maybe she was some kind of morality test or something. 1190 01:01:15,662 --> 01:01:17,164 - Well, we failed that. 1191 01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:20,235 - Yeah, I don't think this thing ever stops flashing, 1192 01:01:20,237 --> 01:01:22,637 so I really think we can just. 1193 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:26,764 - So what happened with the girl? 1194 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,119 - Okay, we can go. 1195 01:02:13,573 --> 01:02:14,627 - What's wrong? 1196 01:02:14,629 --> 01:02:16,134 - I'm not sure, let me check. 1197 01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:19,940 - I guess we'll just stay here forever, 1198 01:02:19,942 --> 01:02:21,540 for the rest of our lives. 1199 01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:26,468 I have to pee. 1200 01:02:27,268 --> 01:02:28,292 - You're on your own. 1201 01:02:29,315 --> 01:02:30,273 - Really? 1202 01:02:30,275 --> 01:02:31,650 - You heard what Eric said, 1203 01:02:31,652 --> 01:02:34,594 his ghost is watching us go, one and two. 1204 01:02:34,596 --> 01:02:35,554 - Why do you care? 1205 01:02:35,556 --> 01:02:36,547 I'm the one peeing. 1206 01:02:41,634 --> 01:02:43,010 - Need help, Bob? 1207 01:03:06,175 --> 01:03:07,935 Thanks for sharing your story, Bob. 1208 01:03:09,022 --> 01:03:11,388 Your wife sounded like a really lovely woman. 1209 01:03:11,390 --> 01:03:12,766 - Oh, she sure was. 1210 01:03:16,605 --> 01:03:19,292 Come on, Elkie girl, you can do it. 1211 01:03:52,345 --> 01:03:54,422 - Guys, guys, we need to go. 1212 01:03:54,424 --> 01:03:55,574 We gotta go. 1213 01:03:55,576 --> 01:03:58,646 There's like people coming out of the woods 1214 01:03:58,648 --> 01:03:59,926 in white cloaks. 1215 01:03:59,928 --> 01:04:01,173 I know what that sounds like, 1216 01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,445 but they're after me, so we gotta go. 1217 01:04:03,447 --> 01:04:06,132 - No, these woods can be very scary, 1218 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,020 I think they just got the best of you. 1219 01:04:08,022 --> 01:04:09,365 - No, no, no, Bob, it's not like that. 1220 01:04:09,367 --> 01:04:12,755 It's not the woods, it's people coming out of the woods 1221 01:04:12,757 --> 01:04:13,971 and they're gonna kill us, 1222 01:04:13,973 --> 01:04:15,316 so we gotta go, are you ready? 1223 01:04:15,318 --> 01:04:16,115 Let's go. 1224 01:04:16,117 --> 01:04:17,331 We have to go! 1225 01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:18,642 Look, look, there they are! - Oh my god. 1226 01:04:18,644 --> 01:04:19,698 Do you see them? 1227 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:21,330 - Oh my god, we need to go! 1228 01:04:21,332 --> 01:04:22,450 We need to go! 1229 01:04:22,452 --> 01:04:25,074 - What do you want from us? 1230 01:04:25,075 --> 01:04:27,475 - That's the summon from the book. 1231 01:04:27,477 --> 01:04:30,609 Lucy, do you think they want this? 1232 01:04:30,611 --> 01:04:31,857 - I don't know. 1233 01:04:31,859 --> 01:04:34,194 - Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car. 1234 01:04:34,196 --> 01:04:37,395 Okay, start the car, Bob, start the car. 1235 01:04:38,419 --> 01:04:39,599 They're getting closer, 1236 01:04:39,601 --> 01:04:40,849 start the car, Bob. 1237 01:04:40,850 --> 01:04:42,609 - Bob, start the car! 1238 01:04:43,954 --> 01:04:45,393 - Come on, Elkie! 1239 01:04:47,536 --> 01:04:48,592 - Yes, yes! 1240 01:04:48,594 --> 01:04:49,711 Go! 1241 01:04:50,768 --> 01:04:53,072 - Yeah, we're gone, bitches! 1242 01:05:07,119 --> 01:05:08,014 - Bob. 1243 01:05:09,229 --> 01:05:10,956 - I know you. 1244 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:12,716 Do you need help? 1245 01:05:12,718 --> 01:05:14,411 Are you lost? 1246 01:05:14,413 --> 01:05:15,245 - No. 1247 01:05:16,653 --> 01:05:19,852 I found exactly what I was looking for. 1248 01:05:21,932 --> 01:05:22,763 - Hey! 1249 01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:24,490 Bob! 1250 01:05:24,492 --> 01:05:25,641 Stop! 1251 01:05:25,643 --> 01:05:27,242 Stop! 1252 01:05:27,243 --> 01:05:29,481 You cursed her and we defeated you, 1253 01:05:29,483 --> 01:05:31,243 fair and square, with this. 1254 01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:37,995 No, no! 1255 01:05:38,795 --> 01:05:39,690 - Karen! 1256 01:05:40,554 --> 01:05:41,959 Karen! 1257 01:05:41,961 --> 01:05:44,167 - You may have broken the curse, 1258 01:05:44,169 --> 01:05:45,929 but you'll never escape me. 1259 01:05:48,201 --> 01:05:51,238 Go, save yourselves, get out of here. 1260 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,680 Come on. 1261 01:05:53,865 --> 01:05:55,270 - No! 1262 01:05:55,272 --> 01:05:56,038 - Karen, what are you doing, we have to go, come on! 1263 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,221 - We can't leave! 1264 01:05:57,223 --> 01:05:59,428 - Karen, if we don't leave, we're dead. 1265 01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:00,357 We lose! 1266 01:06:00,358 --> 01:06:01,638 - We have to do something. 1267 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:05,860 - No, Karen, I'm so sick of being a loser. 1268 01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:08,069 - If you're a loser then I'm a loser. 1269 01:06:14,022 --> 01:06:18,116 - No, I'm sorry, I have to go. 1270 01:06:23,299 --> 01:06:26,466 I'm so sorry, I have to go, you're on your own. 1271 01:06:26,468 --> 01:06:27,363 I'm done. 1272 01:06:32,994 --> 01:06:34,017 - Bob! 1273 01:06:34,019 --> 01:06:34,816 Bob! 1274 01:06:34,818 --> 01:06:36,160 - I told you to go. 1275 01:06:36,162 --> 01:06:38,080 - I couldn't leave you, you're like my family. 1276 01:06:38,082 --> 01:06:39,680 The Friendly Freeze is all I've got. 1277 01:06:39,681 --> 01:06:42,271 - Oh, do you want a Friendly Freeze? 1278 01:06:42,273 --> 01:06:44,510 Here, why don't you try this one? 1279 01:06:44,512 --> 01:06:45,759 - No, stop! 1280 01:06:45,761 --> 01:06:47,713 - Scary Karen. 1281 01:06:49,025 --> 01:06:51,710 Let's try to keep it in your pants this time, huh? 1282 01:06:51,712 --> 01:06:56,544 You're a failure, you're doomed, just like your mother. 1283 01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:01,532 - Don't you dare talk about my mother! 1284 01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:05,629 - Like mother, like daughter. 1285 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:08,347 Why would you help these heathens? 1286 01:07:08,349 --> 01:07:09,947 - They're good girls. 1287 01:07:09,949 --> 01:07:14,749 Sometimes bizarre and misguided, but good. 1288 01:07:15,869 --> 01:07:17,946 - But I gave you the love of your life. 1289 01:07:17,948 --> 01:07:20,347 This is how you repay me? 1290 01:07:20,349 --> 01:07:21,817 That's such a shame. 1291 01:07:21,819 --> 01:07:25,050 Eventually, you would've been reunited with your wife, 1292 01:07:25,052 --> 01:07:29,305 but now, I gotta take you with me, 1293 01:07:29,307 --> 01:07:31,707 along with this loser. 1294 01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:33,498 - Hey! 1295 01:07:34,587 --> 01:07:36,474 You creepy woodland bitch. 1296 01:07:38,938 --> 01:07:42,426 She may be a loser, but she's my loser. 1297 01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:27,699 Oh, shit! 1298 01:09:13,132 --> 01:09:14,891 Where is she? 1299 01:09:14,892 --> 01:09:15,978 - What happened? 1300 01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:17,451 - Did you see him? 1301 01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:18,634 - Who? 1302 01:09:18,636 --> 01:09:20,330 - He's real. 1303 01:09:20,332 --> 01:09:23,914 I always knew he was real. 1304 01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:26,859 Bob, there's no one here. 1305 01:09:27,691 --> 01:09:29,003 Who are you talking about? 1306 01:09:40,041 --> 01:09:41,415 Hello? 1307 01:09:41,417 --> 01:09:42,567 Hello? 1308 01:09:42,568 --> 01:09:43,719 Are you there? 1309 01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:45,287 I want to speak to the manager. 1310 01:09:45,289 --> 01:09:46,726 - Hey, what's up, Bob? 1311 01:09:46,728 --> 01:09:48,230 Taking the day off, Bob? 1312 01:09:48,232 --> 01:09:51,656 - More than that, I got some news. 1313 01:09:52,487 --> 01:09:53,926 - Now what? 1314 01:09:56,391 --> 01:09:59,335 - I am giving you the Friendly Freeze, Karen. 1315 01:10:01,607 --> 01:10:03,396 - Oh my god, Bob, 1316 01:10:03,398 --> 01:10:06,436 that's like the nicest thing, man. 1317 01:10:06,438 --> 01:10:07,974 Dude, score. 1318 01:10:09,989 --> 01:10:11,203 - Are you serious? 1319 01:10:11,205 --> 01:10:14,146 - After the other night, I don't know, 1320 01:10:14,148 --> 01:10:19,042 I felt released from this place, you know? 1321 01:10:19,043 --> 01:10:22,916 I always believed my wife, but now I know for sure. 1322 01:10:23,907 --> 01:10:26,721 Anyways, I'm heading up to Alaska. 1323 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:28,640 - You looking for a Yeti? 1324 01:10:28,642 --> 01:10:30,305 - Nope, singles cruise. 1325 01:10:30,307 --> 01:10:33,282 - Whoa, that's awesome, Bob. 1326 01:10:35,009 --> 01:10:38,911 - This town has a funny way of underestimating people. 1327 01:10:38,913 --> 01:10:42,239 But the other night, you proved yourselves 1328 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,198 what you're made of, 1329 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,463 and that's the important thing. 1330 01:10:46,464 --> 01:10:48,478 - Well, you'll always have a chair here, Bob. 1331 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,405 Thanks. 1332 01:10:49,407 --> 01:10:51,069 - When you come back into town, 1333 01:10:51,071 --> 01:10:52,541 you can try a Shaky Shiver. 1334 01:10:52,543 --> 01:10:53,917 - What's that? 1335 01:10:53,919 --> 01:10:55,101 - You'll see. 1336 01:10:55,103 --> 01:10:59,838 - All right, girls, take good care of this place. 1337 01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:00,862 - We will. 1338 01:11:20,795 --> 01:11:22,105 - Oh, crappers. 1339 01:11:22,107 --> 01:11:22,939 - Yes, ma'am. 1340 01:11:29,659 --> 01:11:33,434 - Black raspberry sugar cone, don't skimp, skank. 1341 01:11:40,984 --> 01:11:44,665 I'll get it. 1342 01:11:46,392 --> 01:11:47,478 - Where's Bob? 1343 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,271 - He's gone, went up north. 1344 01:11:50,359 --> 01:11:52,277 - And when is he coming back? 1345 01:11:52,279 --> 01:11:54,869 - I don't know, maybe never. 1346 01:11:54,871 --> 01:11:57,780 - You two waste-oids are now running this place? 1347 01:11:57,782 --> 01:12:00,021 - Yeah, I'm the new owner. 1348 01:12:00,023 --> 01:12:04,021 - And I'm the new manager in training. 1349 01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:09,075 - Well, you guys- 1350 01:12:09,076 --> 01:12:12,276 - Hold that thought, be right back. 1351 01:12:24,434 --> 01:12:26,387 A Shaky Shiver on the house. 1352 01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:30,544 - Did you shit in this, Scary Karen? 1353 01:12:30,545 --> 01:12:31,378 - No. 1354 01:12:41,872 --> 01:12:43,568 - This is amazing. 1355 01:12:44,688 --> 01:12:45,616 - Have a good one. 1356 01:12:53,071 --> 01:12:56,270 Curing one loser at a time. 1357 01:12:57,551 --> 01:12:59,660 - I know we have to be nice to people 1358 01:12:59,662 --> 01:13:00,812 if we want to make money, 1359 01:13:00,813 --> 01:13:02,668 but God, what I would give to have that binder 1360 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:05,453 to cast a spell on that slut bag. 1361 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,821 - As a matter of fact- 1362 01:13:10,189 --> 01:13:11,661 - What did you do? 1363 01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:20,105 Okay, this is cute, but it's only like two spells, 1364 01:13:20,107 --> 01:13:22,057 how to turn someone into a zombie and how to- 1365 01:13:22,059 --> 01:13:23,019 - Turn it over. 1366 01:13:42,697 --> 01:13:44,328 - Hey, sorry, we're- 1367 01:13:45,576 --> 01:13:47,174 - Hey, you must be Lucy. 1368 01:13:47,176 --> 01:13:48,933 What's up, Lucy? 1369 01:13:48,935 --> 01:13:49,925 - Roger. 1370 01:13:49,927 --> 01:13:50,885 - The rebel. 1371 01:13:50,887 --> 01:13:51,717 - What are you doing here? 1372 01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:53,156 - Oh my god. 1373 01:13:53,158 --> 01:13:56,324 - Yeah, I'm on a quest to reunite with my dark angel. 1374 01:13:56,326 --> 01:13:57,764 You know what I'm saying? 1375 01:13:57,766 --> 01:13:59,684 And I've heard that she's become quite the land baron, 1376 01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:02,276 so it's time to reunite and join forces, 1377 01:14:02,278 --> 01:14:03,459 you know what I'm saying, 1378 01:14:03,461 --> 01:14:04,611 because we're both entrepreneurs. 1379 01:14:04,613 --> 01:14:06,211 Like, we could join like The Wonder Twins. 1380 01:14:06,213 --> 01:14:08,931 Like, she could be the shampoo and I'm the conditioner. 1381 01:14:08,932 --> 01:14:11,332 Silk and smoothy, you know what I'm saying? 1382 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:14,050 - Roger, it's not happening. 1383 01:14:14,052 --> 01:14:16,162 - You know, I feel a little discrimination in this room 1384 01:14:16,164 --> 01:14:19,521 'cause people are envious of our sexual deliciousness, 1385 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:23,329 so I'ma leave you be and let you make your sweet tooth. 1386 01:14:23,330 --> 01:14:24,609 Let me get a hee, hee. 1387 01:14:24,611 --> 01:14:25,600 Hee, hee. 1388 01:14:26,402 --> 01:14:27,456 Just one hee? 1389 01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:28,255 - Hee, hee. 1390 01:14:28,257 --> 01:14:29,408 - You did it? 1391 01:14:29,410 --> 01:14:30,527 That's what I'm talking about. 1392 01:14:30,529 --> 01:14:31,681 - Well, if it's gonna make him live. 1393 01:14:31,683 --> 01:14:33,568 You got shot by the bang, bang. 1394 01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:34,847 - Go home, Roger! 1395 01:14:34,849 --> 01:14:36,286 - I think I just... 1396 01:14:36,288 --> 01:14:37,854 Oh my god, I'm having a panic attack. 1397 01:14:37,856 --> 01:14:38,718 All right, I'm okay. 1398 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,776 - Say hi to your mom though.