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♪ As far as I could tell
you It's not as bad as all of that ♪
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♪ And I promise
Not to be reckless, oh ♪
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Fuck sake.
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Look, if things are shitty,
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they kind of have
to get better, right?
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Like, bounce back.
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Once you hit bottom, there's only up to
go, that sort of thing.
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You know, like physics.
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I don't think it works like that
in this case.
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I'm pretty sure things
can get worse.
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Yeah, maybe physics doesn't
apply for emotional well-being,
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but you get what I mean.
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Mm, I don't think so.
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I feel like things can actually
get worse once they're worse
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and then they continue
to get worse
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until it's not funny anymore and
then they get a little better
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and then they get worse again,
and then you die.
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So, uh, Laura... you okay?
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Yeah, just everyone
keeps asking what I'm doing next
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and it's like, I don't know.
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So, yeah, that's fun.
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Well, hey, at least
you're done with that job
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and taking some time off,
starting fresh.
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That's great!
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Yeah, there's that.
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It's going to be okay.
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I don't know.
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It's gonna be alright.
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It's not like anybody
chooses to move to Los Angeles
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because they were pumped
on their lives beforehand.
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I was born there
so I guess I can't really say.
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Best case scenario,
they get the idea like myself
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that maybe they can
make some change
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through art or some shit.
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So, I take it you're
pretty happy with things these days.
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Super fucking pumped.
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You're just a radiant bundle of
sunshine, aren't you, Michael?
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Everything's bad all the time.
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Oh, yeah, you're so edgy.
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Come on.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
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This is my room.
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You have roommates, right?
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Yes, of course I have roommates.
It's San Francisco.
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Nobody's rich enough
not to have roommates.
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It's nice, right?
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Yeah, it's like... I mean,
I take it works really well.
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Yeah, well, it's fun.
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- Yeah, it's fun.
- Is it?
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Yeah, it's just...
it takes some time.
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Like all of it.
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Yeah, your early 20's, right?
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Yeah, hopefully
I'll at least have some stories.
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- Where's Neha?
- Oh, fuck! That's right.
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She's like picking up a friend or
a friend of a friend or something.
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I don't know, but I think
she's bringing people.
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- People?
- Guys.
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Couple of guys.
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All right, let's get drunk.
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Yeah.
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That doesn't even
sound fun, Frank.
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Yeah, that's 'cause it wasn't.
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Then why?
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I don't know.
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Sometimes things just sound like
a good idea when you're drinking.
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But really, your ex?
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That is the cliché.
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It's like you could be a little more
original with your fuck-ups, dude.
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- I could.
- That is pretty bad.
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You know guys, as much as I
appreciate the concern, I don't.
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And either way, she didn't answer
and I didn't leave a voice mail,
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so we chillin'
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Yeah, totally chillin'.
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Yeah, totally chillin'
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- I'm going to tell your mother that you're being rude.
- You are my mother, Neha,
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and I'm sorry for talking back.
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No, I'm not. Fuck you.
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You little bitch!
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Neha!
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Ro!
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- Friends!
- Ro!
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Ro?
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Yeah, so this is
Frank and Michael.
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Hi, Frank. Hi, Michael.
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- Whoa! There's your door.
- Windy out!
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I'm Frank, that's Michael.
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I'm Michael and that's Frank.
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- Frank. Michael. Cool, got it.
- Yeah. No, no. Frank...
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- We're doing a hug. Come on in.
- Oh, this is going really well.
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Stop.
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Hell, yeah. Laura.
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Like are you looking
for roommates by any chance?
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No, I'm not, Frank.
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Are you so excited you
travelled, you little adventurer?
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Yeah, I'm so excited,
yeah, excited, woo!
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- Well, what's going on?
- You guys want beer?
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Yes.
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Yeah, so this is
Michael and Frank.
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- Hey, Michael and Frank.
- Hey.
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- Which one's which?
- Oh, my bad.
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Uh, Michael.
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- Michael.
- Yeah.
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- Frank.
- Have we met before?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Oh, my God! No, dude, it's when
you came up for your 21st birthday.
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- What? I'm pretty sure I was blitzed that whole time.
- You were.
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Wait!
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Oh, holy shit!
You were with that... that dude.
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The one that kept trying to get
us to ditch you girls because...
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- Oh, my God!
- ...Saturdays were for the boys.
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- Shit! That was awesome.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- He was super awesome.
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That was definitely awesome.
Puka shells?
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Yeah, nice to meet you guys too.
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Anyway, here's something about
good health or something, right?
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- Yeah, take it.
- Fuck dying, right?
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Ooh!
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It was such an eloquent toast
from you all. I'm so inspired.
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So, this girl tells me
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that she wants to be buried in one
of those tree urns when she goes.
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Who are you dating?
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And I'm like...
oh, I have great taste in women,
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you should just ask Michael.
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Oh, yeah. You and Laura should
start the saddest dating app ever.
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- Nice.
- We'd be millionaires.
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Like you have
like that one bad ex.
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- No, never. Not once.
- All right.
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Frank, aren't you
telling a story?
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Oh, yeah, okay, anyhow.
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So, then I told her
that when I go,
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I want my ashes to be shot out of
the ocean out of a t-shirt cannon.
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Out of the ocean though?
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Into the ocean with a t-shirt
cannon, sorry. I can't talk.
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But, yeah, I think that...
What's that? What did you say?
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Well, you said out of the ocean and I
was like who are you going to give...
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No, I'm going to give it to a mermaid and
she's going to shoot it out of the ocean...
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- Guys, we can go, it's turning green.
- We can go? Oh, okay.
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Well, no, but then I was like,
"I want to go to Davy Jones' locker.
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Like I'm a fuckin'
pirate, baby!"
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Whatever, like the world
is filled with mean people.
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You're cheery.
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Yeah, well, okay, but the point
is like nobody thinks they're mean, right?
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Like and then
all of these mean people...
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Well, actually
all of us mean people
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go around using other people's
meanness just for our meanness.
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- So, it's like...
- Is she always this sad?
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Usually much sadder.
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Oh, okay. Then good.
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People are exactly the reason why
people can't have nice things.
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- Yeah, what?
- Who do you mean?
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- I don't know, people.
- Yeah, well, like not everybody.
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- Well, yeah, okay.
- Most people.
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It's kinda how it goes.
People are going to people.
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That's... Yeah, exactly.
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I should know better by now.
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Well, you can't blame
yourself for that.
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I mean, you can
but you shouldn't.
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It sounds a little like you really don't
like the fact that you see good in people.
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Ooh!
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What?
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Hey.
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Hey,
where did everybody go?
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Um, Ro and Neha
went for a smoke.
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I don't know if Frank smokes
but he went with them, so...
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Yeah, sometimes
we all have our vices.
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Glad that we got that
out of the way.
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- That's it?
- Just taking a break.
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Woo! Ow!
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Neha hasn't said
one word since we got her food.
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Fuck you! I'm trying to enjoy my food and I'd
appreciate it if you didn't interrupt me.
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Yeah, fuck you, Frank.
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Oh, come on. Jesus!
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You know you can
just buy a slice, right?
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I could, but I could
also have a bite of yours.
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- I think she's just using me for my pizza, guys.
- One bite, come on.
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- All right.
- Definitely.
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All right.
Be careful, it's hot.
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Okay.
What did you do to this pizza?
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- I bit it.
- Murderer!
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Fuck, that's hot!
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You all right?
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So, is it that bad?
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Let's get this thing right here.
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Why is it so hot?
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Why are you eating it?
They just said it's hot.
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Why are you trying to eat it?
They just said it's hot.
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Once second,
could you repeat that for a photograph?
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They're going
to go through life
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with just like the tiniest bit
of doubt and questioning
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about whether they really
are part cyborg or not
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and then one day in college,
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they'll finally discover
that it's obviously not true
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and they've just been lying
to them the whole time.
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And what, the lesson is
to just never trust anyone
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'cause your father
is a sadistic liar
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and you should
just never trust anybody?
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Yeah, exactly. Ro, you get me.
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The world is a bad, bad place and
you should just never trust anybody.
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Aside from the fact that your kids are
going to be super fucked up in the head,
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they'll just be like
cutting their arm open,
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like looking
for cyborg parts and shit.
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Well, yeah,
I mean those are minor details
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but it's a great plan though,
right?
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And Michael is the one
that gave me the idea for it.
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Okay, look, just to be clear, I never
condoned for it to go for this long.
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How did this even come up?
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Uh, me and Frank were having a conversation
about how parents fuck up their kids.
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- Oh, yeah, as one does.
- Yeah, as one does.
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Are your parents divorced?
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Ooh, and the conversation
takes a turn.
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We live in the future now,
of course they are.
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Love is dead and all that shit.
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Oh, yeah, I'm Michael,
I have a dark soul.
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Yada-yada-yada.
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I love
when Neha talks shit.
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Yes, I'm an asshole.
I agree with that,
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but I know for a fact
that you all hate your jobs.
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Aside from the part where
it just kinda dominates my life,
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I actually enjoy my job. Yep.
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Ro! I love you.
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That's kinda like
really unhealthy. Right?
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No, I mean no, I get it.
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It's pretty much the same for me,
but I don't know. I still love it.
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What is it
that you do again?
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- I work...
- I think they're broken.
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I work at a hospital as a
Strategic Advancement Director.
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Silly business.
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Uh, yeah.
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Wait, wait.
Your job acronym is S.A.D.
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It's like literally, sad.
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Ah, it is.
I never realized that.
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You know what?
I kinda love that.
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Oh my God! If you say you love your job one
more time, I might actually believe you.
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I love my job as a Strategic
Advancement Director
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for a remote hospital
in the boonies of California.
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- Well, all right.
- You guys are fucking weird.
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And you guys
are fucking hippies.
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Okay, that's like the meanest thing
that anyone's ever said to me.
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That was pretty sick.
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- Right?
- What?
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Fellow job lover Ro,
what do you do?
242
00:10:12,476 --> 00:10:14,178
I'm an assistant.
243
00:10:14,211 --> 00:10:15,679
Obviously, a good one.
244
00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:19,383
Well, it's nice to have something to
show considering the hours and stuff.
245
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:23,455
Yeah, like I don't know. How do you guys
know that you love your jobs? Just...
246
00:10:23,488 --> 00:10:26,090
I don't know. Shit's just tight.
247
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:28,359
- Yeah.
- Meanwhile on this couch, oh...
248
00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:31,295
Oh!
249
00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:35,234
And the award for the saddest high
five of the evening goes to...
250
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,469
- Oh! Gross.
- Hey boo, that's not fair.
251
00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:39,104
- Oh, my God!
- Get a room.
252
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,506
- Come on, girl.
- Neha's watching!
253
00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:43,508
She's never watched that.
254
00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:46,812
Ow!
255
00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:48,312
That was definitely your fault.
256
00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:49,447
Are you kidding?
257
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,116
No, that was like
a hundred percent you.
258
00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:55,052
No, you're the one that was on top
and then you started to fall...
259
00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,990
Oh, did you just kiss me
to shut me up?
260
00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:01,527
No, I kissed you to kiss you
but that was a very nice bonus.
261
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,497
You're such a brat. Oh!
262
00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:08,366
All right, that was fun.
See you around.
263
00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,970
Yeah, cool. See you later.
264
00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:15,306
- I'm kidding.
- I'm not.
265
00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:20,245
I'm kidding?
266
00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:23,581
I promise.
267
00:11:23,614 --> 00:11:26,851
You know, it works better if you
don't say it like a question.
268
00:11:26,884 --> 00:11:28,052
I know.
269
00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:36,394
You're actually
the one who's running away
270
00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:38,429
from everything and everyone
you love in a week.
271
00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,098
What? I'm not running away.
272
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:41,532
Pretty casual life event.
273
00:11:41,566 --> 00:11:43,167
I know, right?
274
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,070
How's that feeling?
275
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,471
Exciting?
276
00:11:46,504 --> 00:11:49,006
You know, it works better if you
don't make it sound like a question.
277
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,241
Ooh, yeah, yeah. I know.
278
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:54,547
I mean, it's exciting. It is.
It's gonna be... refreshing.
279
00:11:56,547 --> 00:11:58,883
Where are you going again?
And for what?
280
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:02,421
I'm starting out by helping
a small organic farm in Spain...
281
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:04,556
Are you a hippie?
282
00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:06,925
You say that like someone
just stabbed you.
283
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:09,093
If you are, then someone
did just stab me.
284
00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:11,128
I'm not. I promise.
285
00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:14,066
I mean, I promise?
286
00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:18,102
- It's a nice farm too.
- Okay.
287
00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,937
Yeah, anyways.
288
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:23,875
So, yeah, I'm going to go there
and then I go to London
289
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:25,309
for my Master's.
290
00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:28,080
- For like a year.
- I'm so disappointed with myself.
291
00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,580
I'm sorry. What was that?
292
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:32,117
I'm starting
a nudist commune in Berkeley.
293
00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,518
Fuckin' knew it.
294
00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:36,955
Okay, so London.
295
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,590
Mm-hmm.
296
00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:40,392
Why would it go for two?
297
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:44,096
Mm-mm. I guess
I'm bad at school.
298
00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:45,630
Are you bad at school?
299
00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:49,066
Mm-mm, more like
if I get bored with it.
300
00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:52,370
Why would you ever
get bored of school?
301
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,605
I know, right?
302
00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:56,575
No, more like if I lose
interest, I guess.
303
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,977
Which would happen because...?
304
00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:01,245
'Cause I just like signed up
for this Master's
305
00:13:01,278 --> 00:13:03,014
because I have no idea
what I'm doing with my life.
306
00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:04,082
Ah!
307
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,287
I hadn't said that
out aloud yet.
308
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,489
It's really depressing.
309
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,393
Well, if it makes you feel
any better, I, like you,
310
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,196
am also completely unsure of
what I'm doing with my life too.
311
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,499
- Nope.
- No?
312
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:22,033
- No.
- Okay.
313
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,968
How about this?
314
00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:27,539
I'm pretty sure
that a majority of our peers
315
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:31,243
are also completely unsure of the
current paths their lives are on
316
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:35,147
and the uncertainty is
slowly killing them unknowingly.
317
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,616
All of us are just lost,
318
00:13:37,648 --> 00:13:39,551
even the ones who seem like
they know what they're doing,
319
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:44,523
even the ones working
for Médecins Sans Frontières
320
00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:50,696
saving lives just completely,
overwhelmingly lost,
321
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,498
flailing at nothing.
322
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:58,669
Well, maybe not them
but everyone else's super lost.
323
00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:00,172
Life is fun.
324
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,242
Yeah.
325
00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,082
Why are you cool?
326
00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:14,552
Hmm? Oh, what?
327
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:15,888
That's a weird question.
328
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,991
I mean like why are you cool and
why am I meeting you right now
329
00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,725
before I'm about to leave
for a fucking long time?
330
00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:23,995
Stop being cool.
331
00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:25,530
- No promises.
- Stop it.
332
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:31,268
And it's because the world don't give
no fucks about timing or love or...
333
00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:34,339
or cool people
being cool together...
334
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:35,975
- Mm-hmm.
- You know what I mean.
335
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,645
Yeah, it sucks.
336
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:43,047
Yeah.
337
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,455
Am I going to see you tomorrow?
338
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,490
Maybe.
339
00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:56,527
Yes.
340
00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:58,662
Yes?
341
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,036
Sweet.
342
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,516
Ladies and gentlemen,
343
00:15:51,548 --> 00:15:52,750
we're here...
344
00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,188
- Are you drunk already?
- No.
345
00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:58,456
- Are you sure?
- Are you sure?
346
00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:01,659
Yeah, but I forgot what I was
going to say. So, to you guys!
347
00:16:01,692 --> 00:16:03,694
- Yeah!
- To us!
348
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,864
- Yeah! Sure!
- Cool.
349
00:16:05,897 --> 00:16:08,200
I mean,
are you going to say it?
350
00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:12,436
I don't know about you guys,
351
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,273
but I think I'm really drunk.
352
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,442
- Me too actually.
- You look very composed.
353
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:19,176
- You?
- Yeah!
354
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,311
You couldn't tell?
355
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,480
I swear there was
two people at this table...
356
00:17:13,497 --> 00:17:16,567
I forgot
how cold it is here.
357
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602
It's also like his house.
358
00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:20,805
It's so creepy.
359
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:23,875
This whole place
is like made of noise.
360
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:25,209
Yeah.
361
00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:31,483
Argh, ah!
362
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:32,484
What are you doing?
363
00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:34,285
I'm laying down.
364
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,856
And you should know,
you look great from here.
365
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,058
Mm-hmm.
366
00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:44,196
And you also look great from
behind and when you're above.
367
00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:46,330
Overall anytime you're naked.
368
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:48,799
Thank you.
369
00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:53,337
Can I have your number?
370
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,639
I just realized
I don't have your number
371
00:17:55,673 --> 00:17:58,310
and I also know
that you're leaving soon
372
00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:02,746
and it isn't exactly useful and I'm
saying too many words but, yeah.
373
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,182
Yes.
374
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:09,454
To the number part or are you agreeing
with this being pretty futile.
375
00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:11,223
- Both.
- Hmm.
376
00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:14,558
Your sense of humor
is kinda weird.
377
00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:16,093
Ugh, thanks.
378
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:19,630
Most people say it tethers between
completely unfunny and morbidly depressing
379
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,900
so, I'll take weird.
380
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,134
Mmm.
381
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,904
So, are we going to talk about
how much we miss each other
382
00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:27,671
when we never
see each other again?
383
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:28,939
Obviously.
384
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:31,243
That is the perfect
relationship.
385
00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:34,012
We get to have
all the emotional baggage
386
00:18:34,044 --> 00:18:35,679
and none of the fun.
387
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,349
By which I mean sex.
388
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:40,685
- Mm-hmm.
- All sadness, no sex.
389
00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:43,955
Yeah, it's like when I cry myself
to sleep at night when I miss you,
390
00:18:43,987 --> 00:18:46,390
it's like nobody
will be there to hold me.
391
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,260
Way to ratchet things up, Laura.
392
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,462
- Damn.
- I'm kidding. It's a joke.
393
00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:51,862
I know.
394
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,867
Honestly, this is a bummer.
395
00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:57,301
Yeah.
396
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,972
You're gone in a week?
397
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,407
Uh-huh.
398
00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:07,611
That's unfortunate.
399
00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:12,516
You're just going home?
Where are you from again?
400
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,887
Yeah, I'm just going to go drop
my car off back in Berkeley.
401
00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:18,689
- Ah!
- Hang out there for a week.
402
00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:21,026
I was going to see my parents,
but they went to Hawaii.
403
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,926
- Well, that's pretty cold.
- Nah, it's fine.
404
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,062
I see them like all the time.
I saw them two weeks ago actually.
405
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:27,766
Ah, well, in that case,
fuck, yeah, Hawaii.
406
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,033
Yeah.
407
00:19:45,882 --> 00:19:47,918
You should just come down to LA.
408
00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:49,388
I know, right?
409
00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:53,991
Fuck it, do it.
410
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,865
I'm serious. Fuck it,
just start your vacation early.
411
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,600
Are you serious?
412
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:03,934
I just said I'm serious.
413
00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,571
But like are you serious,
serious or you're like...
414
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:08,874
If you're about it,
415
00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:11,876
I can take the week off
416
00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:14,713
or well, I can probably
start my weekend early.
417
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:16,781
You're serious.
418
00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:18,582
Fuck, yeah, I am.
419
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,852
You just invited me
to your house in LA.
420
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,921
Do it!
421
00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:24,522
Why are you still sitting?
422
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,358
Come on down,
the weather's fine.
423
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:29,827
Are you talking
about the bed or LA or...
424
00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,629
Well, neither. I don't know.
Just trying to get you to lay down.
425
00:20:32,663 --> 00:20:34,699
I hope I don't hate you.
426
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:37,035
Oh, well, I'm pretty hateable
427
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:41,638
so that's almost definitely
going to be very bad.
428
00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:42,839
Damn!
429
00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:45,442
I guess for me it's
like kinda bummer to realize
430
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,379
that what I wanted to do may not
actually be what I want to do.
431
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,648
Yeah, hence
the life-changing move.
432
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,748
Yeah, I know.
433
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:53,885
It's like the most entitled
thing ever to be like.
434
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,787
I feel like I'm wasting my life
so I'm going to go to Europe.
435
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,389
At least you're doing
something productive.
436
00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:07,599
Sun set.
437
00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:08,799
It's pretty.
438
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:18,176
Try packing for an entire year.
Like it would be any smaller.
439
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,012
Okay, how you doing there?
440
00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:23,113
- I have a technique with my knee.
- Ah-ha!
441
00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:29,186
Laura, has of course refused
all help with that thing.
442
00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:31,822
How about the stairs?
Want some help now?
443
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:39,431
Welcome to my apartment
which is decorated by a boy.
444
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,999
It's nice. It's clean.
445
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:42,900
Thanks, I like to think so.
446
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:49,441
So, you want to unpack now
or just grab food or drinks
447
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,910
or just fucking go nuts and black
out and wake up in Mexico. What's up?
448
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,680
Um, food in Mexico
after blacking out?
449
00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:58,049
Yes, I like
where your head's at.
450
00:21:58,081 --> 00:22:01,619
Yeah, so my 12-year-old self is
sitting there bawling my eyes out,
451
00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:03,821
crying about how Beanie Babies
are going out of business
452
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,458
and they'll be gone forever and
everyone's going to forget about them
453
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,225
which means one day
I'll be gone forever
454
00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:10,762
and everyone is going
to forget about me.
455
00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:11,995
Wow!
456
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,032
Yeah, and my parents who by
now are completely un-amused
457
00:22:15,065 --> 00:22:16,967
are looking at me like, "Why?"
458
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:17,835
Mm-hmm.
459
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,003
I took a good second
to catch my breath
460
00:22:19,036 --> 00:22:22,006
and they go, and I wish
I could do the accent better,
461
00:22:23,707 --> 00:22:27,644
"Okay, well,
your food is getting cold."
462
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:30,849
That's awesome!
463
00:22:30,881 --> 00:22:32,583
- Yeah.
- Or sad.
464
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:35,520
Well, I think...
I think they were right though, you know.
465
00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:39,556
Excellent handling of prepubescent
existential crisis I think.
466
00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:42,025
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
467
00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:44,628
Yeah, so that was
my very graceful first encounter
468
00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:47,665
with the recognition
of death as an inevitability.
469
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,570
Your turn for formative
childhood memory.
470
00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:54,671
Hmm, yours was cute and funny.
471
00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:57,774
No. No, no, no.
It's going to be great.
472
00:22:57,808 --> 00:23:00,211
Unless you like murder
someone in it or something.
473
00:23:00,244 --> 00:23:01,480
How'd you know?
474
00:23:02,879 --> 00:23:03,782
Okay.
475
00:23:04,849 --> 00:23:07,217
I remember hiding
under the covers with my brother
476
00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:09,988
because our parents were
fighting outside of our room
477
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:11,955
which happened a lot.
478
00:23:11,988 --> 00:23:14,091
Um, and this time,
479
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:18,162
I kinda like just decided
480
00:23:18,195 --> 00:23:20,999
that I was not ever
going to end up
481
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:26,738
like living in a house having
arguments with someone I hated.
482
00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:28,673
Hmm.
483
00:23:28,705 --> 00:23:29,940
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
484
00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:34,979
It was like my first sense
of agency, you know,
485
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:36,414
which is kinda
depressing to have
486
00:23:36,446 --> 00:23:39,283
and all that when you realize you
can try out your own path to be
487
00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:42,587
in response to never wanting
to become your parents.
488
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,756
Yeah.
489
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:47,959
I told you
that was dark.
490
00:23:47,992 --> 00:23:50,328
I'm not very good at this whole
casual conversation thing.
491
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:54,064
Yeah. We're good
at being bad at stuff.
492
00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:56,935
- Which, you know, fun.
- Yeah.
493
00:23:56,967 --> 00:23:58,835
We're good at being...
does that make sense?
494
00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:00,772
- Absolutely.
- We're good at being bad at stuff.
495
00:24:00,804 --> 00:24:03,740
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- Good.
496
00:24:20,090 --> 00:24:22,827
I know doing something
good is better than nothing,
497
00:24:22,859 --> 00:24:25,096
but like, I don't know.
498
00:24:25,128 --> 00:24:28,933
I was starting to feel like I was just
going to be like spending my entire life,
499
00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:36,674
like, like I don't know,
walking across the world.
500
00:24:36,706 --> 00:24:39,243
Sort of like just
slowly going nowhere...
501
00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:40,978
- On foot.
- Yeah, exactly.
502
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,047
- I get it.
- Yeah, anyways. I don't know.
503
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:48,919
It was really frustrating
so I quit and, yeah.
504
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:53,291
I guess I feel like going back
to school will open up more doors
505
00:24:53,323 --> 00:24:55,392
so I'll probably be able
to do more, you know.
506
00:24:55,426 --> 00:24:56,426
Yeah.
507
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,830
But I don't want to be
a politician though so.
508
00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,230
I'd hope not.
509
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,502
What about you?
510
00:25:04,535 --> 00:25:07,339
What's this job you're supposed
to be at in like...
511
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,408
...five hours?
512
00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:12,877
Uh, it's like...
513
00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:16,147
Okay, so the people are awesome
514
00:25:16,179 --> 00:25:18,917
and I was pretty blessed
to fall into it.
515
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:21,686
And?
516
00:25:21,718 --> 00:25:22,820
I fucking hate it.
517
00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:25,922
I was asking what it was,
but that's good to know too.
518
00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:28,792
Oh, right, yes,
the original question.
519
00:25:28,826 --> 00:25:34,165
Um, I work
at a small boutique ad agency
520
00:25:34,197 --> 00:25:35,899
as a project manager.
521
00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:37,835
Basically I pamper clients.
522
00:25:37,868 --> 00:25:41,071
I'm like essentially an ad man.
523
00:25:41,105 --> 00:25:44,042
I'm part of the team
that had a huge hand
524
00:25:44,074 --> 00:25:48,178
in sending pop culture down the super
productive path it's currently on.
525
00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:50,782
It's like I'm literally
one of the bad guys.
526
00:25:51,715 --> 00:25:55,186
The world runs because
good people do bad things.
527
00:25:55,218 --> 00:25:57,754
Yeah, I agree.
528
00:25:57,788 --> 00:26:00,024
I mean it's not nice
but I feel like it's true.
529
00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:01,226
I felt that way.
530
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,063
Except, you do good stuff
531
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:09,867
like preserving our environment
for future generations
532
00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:12,736
and you've spent
all of your early 20's
533
00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:14,772
working towards that exact goal.
534
00:26:14,804 --> 00:26:17,774
Yeah, but on a personal level it's
exactly the same thing, you know,
535
00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:19,377
it's like that joke
you made the other day.
536
00:26:21,011 --> 00:26:22,312
What joke I...
537
00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:24,380
Like the one about...
538
00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:26,951
I kinda say... I kinda
say a lot of stuff, right?
539
00:26:26,984 --> 00:26:28,386
- The one about...
- I just say shit.
540
00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:30,821
...depressed doctors
at MSF, you know.
541
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:32,824
You said it like it may
or may not be true so,
542
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,926
I don't know, but whatever
the point is it's like
543
00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,327
you're "flailing at nothing"
was the phrase.
544
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,999
Ah, yes that.
That definitely sounds like me.
545
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,103
Yeah, I remember that.
546
00:26:51,407 --> 00:26:53,910
So, you know how as Americans
we hate being told what to do?
547
00:26:53,944 --> 00:26:55,812
Fuck, yeah!
548
00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,749
We love freedom
more than life itself.
549
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,383
Right, and like even if we
were going to do it anyway
550
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:01,086
is we don't want
to be told to do it.
551
00:27:02,086 --> 00:27:03,187
Probably.
552
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,490
So, like as a result we have
a lot of personal freedom.
553
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,192
Well, hold on.
Some more than others.
554
00:27:08,225 --> 00:27:10,093
Okay, so there's always
more work to be done,
555
00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:11,896
but like generally speaking,
556
00:27:11,928 --> 00:27:14,831
we have more personal freedom
now than we used to, you know?
557
00:27:14,865 --> 00:27:16,300
- Yeah.
- Like in my case,
558
00:27:16,332 --> 00:27:20,071
I didn't like
what I was doing so I quit
559
00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:23,039
and now I'm literally flying across
the world because I've decided to.
560
00:27:23,072 --> 00:27:24,742
Yeah.
561
00:27:24,774 --> 00:27:28,912
And it's like, we haven't really thought about
what to do with all that freedom, you know.
562
00:27:28,946 --> 00:27:32,449
We're like, maybe
we have but like not really.
563
00:27:55,138 --> 00:27:57,507
You look like someone
killed your cat.
564
00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:59,277
Dana just put her two weeks in.
565
00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:01,411
So that meeting went well.
566
00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:03,580
- Damn!
- Yeah.
567
00:28:03,613 --> 00:28:06,183
Jim really knows
how to understaff a place.
568
00:28:06,216 --> 00:28:07,517
It's that "start-up" vibe.
569
00:28:07,551 --> 00:28:10,554
Yeah. Yeah.
570
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:12,824
Well, at least
there's beer in the fridge.
571
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,793
Nobody ever drinks it,
but at least it's there.
572
00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:27,437
Hey there,
can I get you anymore tea?
573
00:28:27,471 --> 00:28:28,339
Uh, sure.
574
00:28:28,371 --> 00:28:30,841
Okay, give me
one more minute, ma'am.
575
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,042
Thank you.
576
00:28:36,613 --> 00:28:39,115
So, how's LA honey?
577
00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:42,853
It's nice or maybe it's just
like better than I imagined.
578
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,489
I don't know why
I always thought I hated LA.
579
00:28:45,522 --> 00:28:48,626
Oh, probably because you got
sick when we went to Disneyland
580
00:28:48,658 --> 00:28:50,561
and cried in all of the lines
581
00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:52,863
so we never went back
to Los Angeles again.
582
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,498
Well, no I didn't.
583
00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:57,001
Yeah, yeah, you did.
You don't remember?
584
00:28:57,033 --> 00:29:00,003
Your brother thought it was his
fault and felt bad the whole time,
585
00:29:00,036 --> 00:29:01,905
which was kinda adorable.
586
00:29:01,938 --> 00:29:04,207
- I know.
- Um, I did that?
587
00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,410
You did that. Yes. Oops.
588
00:29:06,443 --> 00:29:07,878
Sorry.
589
00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:09,579
You should have seen your dad.
590
00:29:09,612 --> 00:29:11,148
Ugh, I can imagine.
591
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,550
Anyway, I've been looking
at apartments in London.
592
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,186
- Uh-huh.
- And...
593
00:29:15,218 --> 00:29:18,955
My first takeaway
is that they're very expensive.
594
00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:20,957
You're having second thoughts?
595
00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:27,965
No, it's just like eye-opening
and like... expensive.
596
00:29:27,997 --> 00:29:31,068
I told you, honey, it was
going to be quite a change.
597
00:29:32,602 --> 00:29:35,438
Yeah, I know.
I didn't plan it very well.
598
00:29:35,472 --> 00:29:37,642
No, it's not that.
I mean, that's all fine.
599
00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:40,378
Well, for me at least.
I'm not the one figuring out my life.
600
00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:42,178
Well, thanks, Mom.
601
00:29:42,212 --> 00:29:43,547
I'm sorry.
602
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:46,117
Do you think
I'm doing the right thing?
603
00:29:46,149 --> 00:29:47,417
Is this like a good decision?
604
00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:49,620
Laura, honey,
I honestly can't say.
605
00:29:49,653 --> 00:29:52,957
I mean, I think what
you're doing is pretty drastic,
606
00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:54,592
but I also can't blame you.
607
00:29:55,525 --> 00:29:57,394
If I was in your shoes,
608
00:29:57,427 --> 00:29:59,496
I might have done
what you're doing.
609
00:30:00,731 --> 00:30:02,300
I love your father very much
610
00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:04,567
and I'm happy
with where I'm at in life
611
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,203
and how I did things.
612
00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:08,939
I mean, it wasn't easy and there were
things I had to give up on the way,
613
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,942
but like I've said before,
614
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,111
you live
in an absolutely new age.
615
00:30:15,145 --> 00:30:17,114
I can't imagine things now.
616
00:30:17,147 --> 00:30:22,086
I mean, I don't know what
it is like for you nowadays.
617
00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:25,622
I mean, for me, I got my degree,
started a family
618
00:30:25,656 --> 00:30:29,359
and I've been at my job
working it for 20 years.
619
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,660
It's okay.
620
00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:33,330
The people are good and we're
not destroying the earth,
621
00:30:33,363 --> 00:30:35,632
but for me that's all I need.
622
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,703
But it's different now
for people your age.
623
00:30:38,735 --> 00:30:41,604
I mean, endless possibilities
have been presented.
624
00:30:41,638 --> 00:30:43,507
Whether or not that's better,
625
00:30:45,141 --> 00:30:49,312
well, that is the part where I think you
have to figure things out on your own.
626
00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:50,348
Yeah, but like...
627
00:30:51,415 --> 00:30:53,984
- Okay...
- Basically honey, look,
628
00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:57,287
I don't have any way to know whether
or not you're doing the right thing,
629
00:30:58,222 --> 00:31:01,425
but you're young and you'll probably
live twice as long as we will,
630
00:31:01,457 --> 00:31:04,394
so, why not, you know?
631
00:31:05,462 --> 00:31:07,131
Okay, thank you.
632
00:31:09,366 --> 00:31:11,602
You also need to come to Hawaii.
633
00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:13,070
It's beautiful.
634
00:31:13,102 --> 00:31:16,206
Me and your dad jumped off some
rocks into the ocean yesterday
635
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,441
- and wow!
- You what?
636
00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:21,779
We jumped
off some rocks into the ocean.
637
00:31:21,811 --> 00:31:23,680
It was amazing.
638
00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:25,249
That's nice.
639
00:31:25,282 --> 00:31:28,151
Oh, honey,
you're home so soon.
640
00:31:28,185 --> 00:31:30,087
How was work?
Would you like a meatloaf?
641
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,290
Uh, I'm not going to lie,
that was pretty frightening.
642
00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:36,426
That's me,
your worst domestic nightmare.
643
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,660
Oh, God!
644
00:31:37,694 --> 00:31:39,597
No, really, how was work?
645
00:31:39,629 --> 00:31:44,635
I just stared at the computer
and had a sandwich at some point
646
00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:48,039
and had some coffee,
647
00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:50,774
stared at the computer
some more,
648
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:52,777
had some more coffee.
649
00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,378
Oh, yeah, Neha says, "Hey."
650
00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:56,312
How much do you get paid
to do that, again?
651
00:31:56,346 --> 00:31:57,615
I don't know.
652
00:31:57,648 --> 00:32:00,083
I stopped counting
because it was so much.
653
00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:04,221
Oh, also I decided
to just take the week off.
654
00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,188
What?
655
00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,691
Yeah, 'cause things are slow
656
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:11,428
and I've been hauling ass for months and
I'm about to again in a couple of weeks
657
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,565
and you're here
and fuck it, you know.
658
00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:16,567
You can just do that?
659
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,804
We have one of those "we trust our
employee" paid time off policies.
660
00:32:22,339 --> 00:32:23,607
I think I'm blushing.
661
00:32:23,639 --> 00:32:24,609
It'll be fun.
662
00:32:25,509 --> 00:32:26,844
What should we do to celebrate?
663
00:32:26,877 --> 00:32:32,316
Uh, I haven't thought that far.
664
00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:35,619
You know it works better when
you don't say it like a question.
665
00:32:35,651 --> 00:32:39,456
What I mean is
I get terribly lonely sometimes.
666
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,493
Me too.
667
00:32:43,659 --> 00:32:46,263
You like your wine
to taste like wine.
668
00:32:46,295 --> 00:32:47,697
You're gonna taste it
or something?
669
00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:49,867
Tried really hard
not to, I promise.
670
00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:52,703
Hmm, what are we
going to do with you?
671
00:32:52,735 --> 00:32:54,571
We are in a wine store.
672
00:32:55,539 --> 00:32:58,676
Is that you trying to tell me
to drink myself into ruin?
673
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,176
Are you trying to ruin me?
674
00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:01,544
Duh!
675
00:33:01,578 --> 00:33:05,516
Oh, good 'cause it's been a while
since I've had a good ruining.
676
00:33:05,549 --> 00:33:08,652
Oh, yeah? It's like a side hobby
of yours, an annual ruining?
677
00:33:08,685 --> 00:33:11,155
Yeah, it's the best.
You should try it.
678
00:33:11,187 --> 00:33:13,456
Well, I'm a connoisseur of ruin.
679
00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:15,459
You're fucking nuts.
680
00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:16,527
Aren't we all?
681
00:33:18,494 --> 00:33:21,498
- Drink?
- Yeah.
682
00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:22,765
What are you making?
683
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:26,904
Um, Gatorade and soda water,
684
00:33:26,936 --> 00:33:31,908
so it's a Gatorade
and gin or soda water.
685
00:33:31,942 --> 00:33:33,711
Which one was the first one?
686
00:33:33,744 --> 00:33:36,147
"Stay free, stay true."
687
00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:39,582
Yeah, I think
it's pretty self-explanatory.
688
00:33:39,616 --> 00:33:42,520
- Hmm. No.
- No?
689
00:33:42,552 --> 00:33:45,488
All right,
my 18-year-old self is like,
690
00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:49,159
"You're going to fucking sell out
one of these days, you motherfucker.
691
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:53,297
So this is to remind you
that you used to have morals."
692
00:33:53,330 --> 00:33:55,666
Hmm, I love that.
693
00:33:55,698 --> 00:33:56,801
Yeah, that's awesome.
694
00:33:58,034 --> 00:34:00,904
I kinda think that's the point
of tattoos really, you know.
695
00:34:00,937 --> 00:34:04,707
Mini time capsules of whatever
was important at the time.
696
00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,877
Only in this case,
it was important then
697
00:34:06,909 --> 00:34:10,580
and now just well,
quietly ignored every day.
698
00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:14,185
Hmm, and this one?
699
00:34:14,217 --> 00:34:16,186
- Uh, yeah.
- Cut ups?
700
00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:19,355
Uh, yeah, also 18,
me and my group of friends
701
00:34:19,389 --> 00:34:22,359
were going to college or
whatever the fuck we were doing.
702
00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:24,594
There were five of us.
703
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,763
We, uh... it's dumb.
704
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:30,701
So, because
we were cool as shit,
705
00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:36,373
uh, we called ourselves
"Cut ups",
706
00:34:36,406 --> 00:34:41,946
sort of like joke
bastardization of fuck ups.
707
00:34:41,978 --> 00:34:43,681
- Right.
- I don't know.
708
00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,583
It's clever.
709
00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:50,454
We were all about to leave,
so we got matching tattoos.
710
00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:51,989
Yeah, Frank has one.
711
00:34:52,022 --> 00:34:53,724
- Oh.
- Yeah.
712
00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,194
Long story short, we're idiots.
713
00:34:57,493 --> 00:34:58,795
It's my favorite one.
714
00:34:58,828 --> 00:34:59,863
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
715
00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:02,299
- A heart skewered on a big ass knife?
- Mm-hmm.
716
00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:04,834
All right.
717
00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:07,503
How about yours?
718
00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:08,938
Does that say, "Carry on!"?
719
00:35:08,971 --> 00:35:10,540
Mm-hmm, I know.
720
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,976
- It's pretty bad.
- I don't know, it's kinda cool.
721
00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:18,014
I see we have this
two-word phrase thing going.
722
00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:20,683
Hmm, I knew I liked you
for a reason.
723
00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:23,387
- Story.
- Mm-mm, no.
724
00:35:24,821 --> 00:35:27,857
- No?
- No, it's embarrassing.
725
00:35:27,891 --> 00:35:29,659
Come on,
I still want to hear it.
726
00:35:31,728 --> 00:35:33,998
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
727
00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:36,634
- You know it. Come on.
- How sure?
728
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,002
Very sure.
729
00:35:38,034 --> 00:35:40,703
Like you would get married
with me sure?
730
00:35:40,737 --> 00:35:43,340
- That's uh...
- Or like you would bet your life on it, sure?
731
00:35:43,373 --> 00:35:44,441
- ...a really weird thing.
- I know.
732
00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:45,908
That one didn't really work.
733
00:35:45,942 --> 00:35:49,280
Story. Story.
734
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:50,681
Okay, okay.
735
00:35:50,714 --> 00:35:51,748
Uhm...
736
00:35:54,851 --> 00:35:57,354
So, I was very depressed
in college.
737
00:35:57,386 --> 00:36:00,056
My junior year,
or whenever you're 21.
738
00:36:00,089 --> 00:36:01,591
- Is that junior year?
- Yeah, junior year.
739
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:04,628
Anyways, um, yeah, I...
740
00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:09,667
I was finished taking my finals and my
roommates were also taking their finals
741
00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:12,703
and I just kind of...
742
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:16,639
I don't know. I had a lot of
time and like kind of just...
743
00:36:16,672 --> 00:36:20,076
I don't know. I was pretty
unhappy with things at home,
744
00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,513
with how things were at school,
people I was hanging out with,
745
00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:23,946
my roommates included,
746
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:26,516
and so I just kinda went off
by myself and got a tattoo.
747
00:36:26,549 --> 00:36:27,850
Hmm.
748
00:36:27,884 --> 00:36:29,552
I guess as some sort of...
749
00:36:30,786 --> 00:36:33,456
I don't know. It felt good.
750
00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:38,027
Good enough for me I'd say.
751
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,029
Yeah.
752
00:36:47,837 --> 00:36:50,707
Some friends are having a little
party at their house today.
753
00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:54,078
On a Wednesday?
754
00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:58,081
Yeah, apparently some people
follow their dreams or whatever.
755
00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:59,683
Yeah, they're having
a little thing.
756
00:36:59,715 --> 00:37:01,618
It's usually pretty chill.
757
00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,453
Sounds like my kind of party.
758
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,422
How are you?
Are you close with your parents?
759
00:37:06,456 --> 00:37:07,491
Are they from here?
760
00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:11,661
Yeah, they were immigrants
and um, yeah, I'd say so.
761
00:37:11,694 --> 00:37:13,196
Yeah, pretty good.
762
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,835
It's just sort of impossible to thank
them enough, ever though, you know.
763
00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:20,938
Because?
764
00:37:20,971 --> 00:37:26,377
I mean, basically it's so hard
for me to even imagine
765
00:37:26,409 --> 00:37:29,480
giving up everything you know
and have grown up with
766
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:33,150
solely in order to give your kids
who haven't even been conceived yet
767
00:37:33,183 --> 00:37:34,551
a better shot at things,
768
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:37,788
all by like the age of 25.
769
00:37:37,821 --> 00:37:43,493
So, it's not even a question
about them caring.
770
00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:45,929
I just feel like
kind of a little shit
771
00:37:45,962 --> 00:37:52,034
every time the thought,
"Why am I at a job I hate?"
772
00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:55,071
Or "This is a monumental
waste of my time.
773
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:56,673
I'm wasting my life away.
Oh, my God!
774
00:37:56,706 --> 00:37:58,575
I'm wasting my life away"
creeps in, you know?
775
00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:00,810
Yeah, well, I mean it's like
a very valid feeling for you
776
00:38:00,844 --> 00:38:02,679
because advertising is useless.
777
00:38:04,848 --> 00:38:09,520
- Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm kidding.
778
00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:12,690
I also kinda feel like your parents
wouldn't really mind if you mixed it up.
779
00:38:13,656 --> 00:38:16,692
Yeah. You're probably right.
780
00:38:16,726 --> 00:38:19,096
What did you think of me
when you first met me?
781
00:38:19,128 --> 00:38:23,000
Uh, first time
or just last weekend?
782
00:38:23,032 --> 00:38:25,902
First time, because I'm assuming
you were in love by last weekend.
783
00:38:25,935 --> 00:38:28,471
I've been yours
since I was born, Laura.
784
00:38:29,806 --> 00:38:31,842
Uh... First time.
785
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,844
- Honest?
- No, lie to my face.
786
00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,580
That's a pretty weird request.
787
00:38:36,612 --> 00:38:38,881
- Come on.
- Okay, all right.
788
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,152
You came out of I think
Neha's room
789
00:38:42,185 --> 00:38:45,589
and you sat down with us
and started talking bad shit.
790
00:38:45,621 --> 00:38:48,826
Spitting vitriol
and I was done for.
791
00:38:49,759 --> 00:38:50,827
Also you're hot
792
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:53,096
and you were wearing
these high-waisted leather pants
793
00:38:53,128 --> 00:38:54,531
and I was just dead.
794
00:38:54,563 --> 00:38:57,801
And then the guy you were with
popped out and I was like, "I'm out."
795
00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:59,301
And promptly forgot about you.
796
00:38:59,335 --> 00:39:03,072
Okay, so you went from like being in
love to over it in like five seconds.
797
00:39:03,105 --> 00:39:04,540
Probably more like one or two.
798
00:39:04,574 --> 00:39:07,177
- Oh! Men!
- We're fun.
799
00:39:08,744 --> 00:39:10,947
- You're not curious?
- I didn't say that.
800
00:39:12,014 --> 00:39:13,616
What'd you think?
801
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:16,619
And before anything,
I'd like to request a pass
802
00:39:16,652 --> 00:39:17,888
because I was smashed.
803
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,790
Sure,
you don't need one, but fine.
804
00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:23,659
Okay, so I was on the side room
with that guy I was seeing.
805
00:39:23,692 --> 00:39:25,528
He was basically
pouring his heart out to me
806
00:39:25,561 --> 00:39:26,797
because we weren't
serious enough.
807
00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:29,266
And every time he would pause,
808
00:39:29,299 --> 00:39:33,237
there would be this huge laugh
coming from the next room.
809
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:34,772
It was you.
810
00:39:34,804 --> 00:39:37,940
And like the timing of it, kinda made
it seem like you were laughing at him.
811
00:39:37,973 --> 00:39:39,775
That is so brutal.
812
00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:44,881
Yeah, it was like your laugh
was making me feel weirdly good
813
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,618
in a moment when
I should not ever feel good.
814
00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:52,022
And then I walked out
and I was just like, "Oh, fuck!"
815
00:39:52,054 --> 00:39:54,590
Good oh, fuck? Bad oh, fuck?
816
00:39:54,623 --> 00:39:56,560
You've seen me naked.
817
00:39:56,592 --> 00:39:57,560
Sweet.
818
00:40:39,969 --> 00:40:41,705
Good morning.
819
00:40:42,706 --> 00:40:44,174
Look at this.
820
00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:45,842
It's a Michael
821
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,978
in his natural habitat,
hungover and asleep
822
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,013
deep into the morning.
823
00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,583
No, no, no.
824
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,152
Oh, notice how he tries
to cover his eyes
825
00:40:55,185 --> 00:40:57,321
with a pillow to shield them
from the morning light.
826
00:40:57,353 --> 00:40:58,922
Too early for this act.
827
00:40:58,955 --> 00:41:02,759
Now, we're in for a real treat.
828
00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:04,027
We're just going to...
829
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:06,862
Hi, my name's Laura
830
00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:11,033
and I've sailed 13 oceans
and traveled 18 continents
831
00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:13,971
waking up hungover people
all over the world.
832
00:41:14,003 --> 00:41:16,672
Ah-ha and here we see
the wild Michael using sarcasm
833
00:41:16,706 --> 00:41:18,275
in an attempt to ward me off
834
00:41:18,308 --> 00:41:21,744
which is quite a shame because
he is really very pretty.
835
00:41:22,779 --> 00:41:26,215
You know, my head will probably
explode if you had an accent.
836
00:41:26,248 --> 00:41:27,116
I know.
837
00:41:29,918 --> 00:41:31,355
We'll put him back
under his rock.
838
00:41:33,255 --> 00:41:34,891
What do you want to do today?
839
00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:40,998
I'm still kinda tired
and hungover.
840
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,632
You and I both.
841
00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:49,373
Is this what it feels like to get
old and die together with someone?
842
00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:51,741
Hmm, yeah, I think so.
843
00:41:56,311 --> 00:41:57,380
Maybe a movie?
844
00:41:59,281 --> 00:42:01,951
Yeah, that could be nice.
845
00:42:01,985 --> 00:42:02,953
Cool.
846
00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:09,259
We should probably put pants on.
847
00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:15,398
Perhaps, yeah.
848
00:42:17,032 --> 00:42:19,301
- What shall we see?
- That looks good, no?
849
00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:21,705
Comedy, yeah.
I'll fuck with that.
850
00:42:21,737 --> 00:42:23,272
I'm sorry?
851
00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:25,242
I said, I'll fuck with that.
852
00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:28,811
- You'll fuck with that?
- Yeah, it's an expression.
853
00:42:31,014 --> 00:42:34,017
Yeah, he kinda brought it up a couple
months ago while we were talking
854
00:42:34,049 --> 00:42:35,818
and it's just been
nagging at me since.
855
00:42:35,851 --> 00:42:37,219
About how you guys met so young?
856
00:42:37,252 --> 00:42:39,989
Yeah, and I think
it passed for him,
857
00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:42,191
but it's just been
bothering me since.
858
00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:43,993
Okay, I met this girl
859
00:42:44,027 --> 00:42:46,196
and she's married
her boyfriend of several years
860
00:42:46,228 --> 00:42:50,433
and she was telling me how she felt
like it was vibrant all the time.
861
00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,704
Well, yeah, it's because people are always
trying to seem happier than they actually are
862
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,238
and besides
that's not for everyone.
863
00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:56,071
I know,
864
00:42:56,105 --> 00:42:58,708
but it's just weird
harsh reality
865
00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:01,043
that I have been on and off
with John since high school
866
00:43:01,076 --> 00:43:05,982
and all that time it's never been
nearly as intense as she describes.
867
00:43:06,014 --> 00:43:07,817
And he is great and I love him,
868
00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:12,189
but I just couldn't shake this question
of, "Are we doing this wrong?"
869
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:17,194
And it's shitty because
he's genuinely a good person.
870
00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:20,196
And how many good people do you come
across in your lifetime, you know?
871
00:43:21,264 --> 00:43:23,767
Well, at least you've been thinking
through it very thoroughly.
872
00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:27,203
Yeah, uh, maybe too much.
I don't know.
873
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,371
Like look at you two,
874
00:43:29,404 --> 00:43:32,174
it's just so apparently intense.
875
00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:34,344
Uh, no, I think
it's pretty different.
876
00:43:34,377 --> 00:43:36,813
- We sort of just make shit up as we go.
- Yeah.
877
00:43:36,846 --> 00:43:38,181
I don't think you should
compare yourself to us.
878
00:43:38,214 --> 00:43:40,049
Besides I'm crazy, remember?
879
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,753
- Yeah, that's just college.
- I don't know.
880
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,455
All honesty, Neha,
because we've been friends
881
00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,991
for longer
than either of us would like,
882
00:43:48,023 --> 00:43:50,393
I think, if something's nagging
at you endlessly,
883
00:43:50,426 --> 00:43:52,094
you got to quash it, you know.
884
00:43:52,127 --> 00:43:56,198
Whether by getting over it
or doing something about it,
885
00:43:56,232 --> 00:43:58,768
you got to stitch the cut,
you know what I mean?
886
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,004
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
887
00:44:02,337 --> 00:44:05,174
Well, sorry
for this bummer story guys.
888
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:07,410
- Oh, my God! No, no.
- No need to worry.
889
00:44:07,442 --> 00:44:10,412
Okay, please, change the topic.
Tell me about your week.
890
00:44:10,446 --> 00:44:12,516
Um, our week
has been great.
891
00:44:12,549 --> 00:44:13,984
Lots of cheap food and drink.
892
00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:16,552
Ah, what she's saying is
she's been drunk the whole time.
893
00:44:16,585 --> 00:44:19,790
Um, not the whole time
just part of the time.
894
00:44:19,822 --> 00:44:22,826
Yeah, I mean, it's just like
the weather's so nice, alright,
895
00:44:22,859 --> 00:44:24,027
so you have to drink
in the afternoons.
896
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,862
- Yeah, obviously.
- And then in the evening with dinner.
897
00:44:25,895 --> 00:44:27,964
- Yes.
- And then she's totally wasted.
898
00:44:27,996 --> 00:44:29,165
I mean...
899
00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,234
I think it's just a buzz, right?
900
00:44:31,266 --> 00:44:34,236
I mean you can't
blame her for that.
901
00:44:34,270 --> 00:44:35,304
Thank you.
902
00:44:35,337 --> 00:44:36,806
Got you, girl.
903
00:46:04,627 --> 00:46:06,395
Oh, God, that is so hot!
904
00:46:06,429 --> 00:46:08,164
Yeah,
but it's the best though, right?
905
00:46:08,197 --> 00:46:10,667
Oh, uh, mm-hmm. Oh, Jesus!
906
00:46:10,699 --> 00:46:11,967
You two heading out?
907
00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:14,337
Yeah, we are actually because
we're going to Runyon tomorrow.
908
00:46:14,369 --> 00:46:15,170
Oh, that sucks.
909
00:46:15,203 --> 00:46:18,240
No, it's like
a really nice hike.
910
00:46:18,273 --> 00:46:20,542
Yeah, yeah.
I'll take your word for it.
911
00:46:20,576 --> 00:46:22,311
It is. Hey, Seb,
you riding with?
912
00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:24,179
- Yeah, I'm fucking tired.
- Okay, cool.
913
00:46:24,212 --> 00:46:25,614
Well, I will see you guys soon
914
00:46:25,647 --> 00:46:27,416
and I better see you
before you leave.
915
00:46:27,449 --> 00:46:29,485
- Yes.
- Post-hike lunch?
916
00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:30,654
- Yes?
- Yes.
917
00:46:30,686 --> 00:46:32,656
Yes. Okay, cool.
Well, I'll text you.
918
00:46:32,688 --> 00:46:34,257
See you soon. Bye, cuties.
919
00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:35,592
Bye, Neha. Later on, Seb.
920
00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:38,228
- Later, dude. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
921
00:46:44,366 --> 00:46:46,102
We should probably
get going too, right?
922
00:46:47,302 --> 00:46:50,973
I don't know, I thought
it might be a cool date thing
923
00:46:51,007 --> 00:46:53,976
to try and watch the taco truck
pack up and leave, you know.
924
00:46:54,009 --> 00:46:56,278
Oh, yeah.
925
00:46:56,311 --> 00:46:57,714
No, yeah. I got a car.
926
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,318
Now I'm kinda set on watching
the truck pack up, so.
927
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:02,552
Okay.
928
00:47:08,357 --> 00:47:11,994
Should we talk about what
happens after this week?
929
00:47:13,295 --> 00:47:15,098
Yeah, probably.
930
00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:17,967
What are your thoughts on it?
931
00:47:21,304 --> 00:47:24,708
Uh, honestly I don't know.
What do you think?
932
00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:27,978
Uh, kinda in the same boat.
933
00:47:29,145 --> 00:47:33,148
I guess we should
probably sort it out.
934
00:47:33,181 --> 00:47:34,283
Yes.
935
00:47:35,717 --> 00:47:39,422
I mean, you are going to be several
thousand miles and an ocean away.
936
00:47:39,455 --> 00:47:40,958
Yeah.
937
00:47:47,797 --> 00:47:51,568
Fuck, would you wanna
like stay in touch?
938
00:47:51,601 --> 00:47:54,771
Yeah, I mean, if you do.
939
00:47:54,804 --> 00:47:57,541
- Yeah.
- Then, fuck, yeah.
940
00:48:01,210 --> 00:48:05,081
I guess it would probably be good
to leave any expectations at home.
941
00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:07,183
Definitely, yeah.
942
00:48:07,215 --> 00:48:10,453
I just thought it would be nice
to like stay in touch.
943
00:48:10,485 --> 00:48:11,487
I agree.
944
00:48:16,525 --> 00:48:17,659
The car is here.
945
00:48:17,692 --> 00:48:18,761
Oh.
946
00:48:30,806 --> 00:48:33,342
This is going
to sound kinda weird, but...
947
00:48:35,578 --> 00:48:36,478
Go on.
948
00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:39,648
You have to admit
that if we did have kids,
949
00:48:39,681 --> 00:48:41,116
they would be pretty cute.
950
00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:42,819
You're fucking great.
951
00:48:42,851 --> 00:48:45,087
I mean, you know I'm right.
Look at us.
952
00:48:45,121 --> 00:48:47,724
- I'm not disagreeing.
- Don't you think...?
953
00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:50,592
Wouldn't he and I have
the most beautiful children?
954
00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:52,194
Yeah, yeah. Definitely.
955
00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:54,496
- Right?
- Fuck, yeah.
956
00:48:54,529 --> 00:48:56,331
I didn't disagree with you.
957
00:48:56,364 --> 00:48:58,234
- We would.
- We would.
958
00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:05,674
I can't believe
I leave tomorrow.
959
00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:08,311
Yeah, it'll be all right though.
960
00:49:09,244 --> 00:49:11,214
I guess.
961
00:49:11,246 --> 00:49:13,582
It's not like
we're dying or anything
962
00:49:13,616 --> 00:49:16,186
which, you know, "Hooray!"
963
00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:17,753
It could be worse.
964
00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:19,721
Yeah. It always could be worse.
965
00:49:19,755 --> 00:49:23,727
Yeah, it brightens
my day every time I think of it.
966
00:49:25,494 --> 00:49:28,431
Like, no matter how bad it is,
at least you're not dead?
967
00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:31,467
Exactly. Not dead in a ditch,
it's a good day.
968
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,203
Your standards for a good day
are worryingly low.
969
00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:37,107
When I'm dead,
my headstone's going to have,
970
00:49:37,139 --> 00:49:40,743
"Could be worse" emblazoned
across it in giant block font.
971
00:49:41,777 --> 00:49:46,850
Sort of like my final "Fuck you"
to the world, you know or...
972
00:49:46,882 --> 00:49:48,185
I don't know.
973
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,288
I like you.
974
00:49:53,322 --> 00:49:55,659
Good. I like you.
975
00:50:00,462 --> 00:50:03,667
- Sorry, dude.
- Oh, no, dude, do whatever back there, man.
976
00:51:55,478 --> 00:51:56,546
Got everything?
977
00:51:57,580 --> 00:51:59,681
Yes. I thought I forgot
my passport for a sec.
978
00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:00,782
What time is it?
979
00:52:00,815 --> 00:52:03,719
Looking for excuses
to come back early already, huh?
980
00:52:03,752 --> 00:52:04,753
4:15.
981
00:52:04,786 --> 00:52:06,522
Fuck. Yeah, maybe.
982
00:52:06,554 --> 00:52:08,657
So, you're saying yes?
983
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,659
Ooh, 10%.
984
00:52:49,998 --> 00:52:51,033
Hey.
985
00:52:51,067 --> 00:52:52,502
Hey.
986
00:52:52,534 --> 00:52:53,770
Hey.
987
00:52:54,837 --> 00:52:56,806
- Hey.
- Hey.
988
00:52:56,839 --> 00:52:59,775
- Hey.
- Hey.
989
00:53:01,476 --> 00:53:04,446
- Hey.
- Hey.
990
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,985
So, at what point in this
conversation do we start the conversation?
991
00:53:09,018 --> 00:53:10,552
Mm.
992
00:53:10,585 --> 00:53:13,656
How is day 685 million
993
00:53:13,688 --> 00:53:16,426
of your European
captivity going?
994
00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,561
I'm a little bit worried that
Stockholm Syndrome has fully set in.
995
00:53:19,594 --> 00:53:21,464
So you're
just like, fully in love
996
00:53:21,496 --> 00:53:25,368
with what must be a very
torturous existence in England?
997
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,002
It really is
just awful.
998
00:53:27,036 --> 00:53:30,840
It's like my God, the British with
their dry humor and well-dressed ways.
999
00:53:30,873 --> 00:53:33,009
Sounds just...
unbearable.
1000
00:53:34,009 --> 00:53:36,513
- I miss you.
- I miss you too.
1001
00:53:37,413 --> 00:53:39,648
School still going well?
1002
00:53:39,681 --> 00:53:42,884
Yeah,
it's pretty relaxed.
1003
00:53:42,918 --> 00:53:46,056
- I'm halfway through.
- Hey, hooray for halfway.
1004
00:53:47,889 --> 00:53:50,659
Sorry it's been
so long since we talked.
1005
00:53:51,627 --> 00:53:54,496
I mean,
it's a two-way street on that.
1006
00:53:54,529 --> 00:53:56,665
If you're sorry, I'm sorry.
1007
00:53:56,699 --> 00:53:59,101
Yeah. That's true.
1008
00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:05,608
I hate this.
I fucking hate this.
1009
00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:06,742
Me too.
1010
00:54:06,775 --> 00:54:08,578
It's like every time
I think about you,
1011
00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:11,748
I like miss you
and then I feel sadder
1012
00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:14,516
and then it's just like, "Fuck!"
1013
00:54:15,683 --> 00:54:17,553
It's just...
1014
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,555
Sorry.
1015
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:22,023
There's nothing
to be sorry about.
1016
00:54:22,056 --> 00:54:24,060
Yeah, but that almost
makes it worse, right?
1017
00:54:24,092 --> 00:54:27,397
'Cause it's like there's
a fucking ocean between us
1018
00:54:27,429 --> 00:54:28,998
and there's nothing
we can do about it.
1019
00:54:29,964 --> 00:54:33,735
I mean, fine, like obviously
we can do anything.
1020
00:54:33,768 --> 00:54:36,938
But like it would be...
it's like it sounds absurd.
1021
00:54:36,971 --> 00:54:39,441
Like, "Oh, Michael.
Just come to London
1022
00:54:39,475 --> 00:54:40,810
and follow me while
I wander around aimlessly."
1023
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:44,413
Or like, "Hey, Laura.
Ditch that Master's and come to LA
1024
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:46,715
and we can play
in the sun together."
1025
00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:51,154
I just wish you were here.
1026
00:54:51,186 --> 00:54:52,322
Me too.
1027
00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:56,192
Well, actually I'm not choosy
about here or there,
1028
00:54:56,225 --> 00:54:57,692
but you know what I mean.
1029
00:54:57,726 --> 00:55:02,965
Anyway, so I take it
things are going well?
1030
00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:10,506
Yeah,
things are... yeah.
1031
00:55:12,241 --> 00:55:14,576
What about for you?
1032
00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:17,113
Same old, same old.
1033
00:55:17,145 --> 00:55:19,714
Frank visited the other day
though, so that's cool.
1034
00:55:19,748 --> 00:55:20,749
Hmm, that's nice.
1035
00:55:20,782 --> 00:55:22,485
Yeah,
that was pretty great.
1036
00:55:22,518 --> 00:55:23,920
Frank threw stuff at a bartender
1037
00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:26,054
who then gave us
free drinks in return.
1038
00:55:26,087 --> 00:55:28,824
I don't think
it's supposed to work like that.
1039
00:55:28,857 --> 00:55:30,926
I mean, she's our
friend, but, yeah, me neither.
1040
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,695
She did threaten to kick us out.
1041
00:55:32,728 --> 00:55:34,464
Frank has promised to return
1042
00:55:34,496 --> 00:55:36,232
and force her to make good
on her threat.
1043
00:55:36,264 --> 00:55:37,866
He's in love with her,
isn't he?
1044
00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:39,469
Yeah, right.
1045
00:55:42,871 --> 00:55:44,873
Sorry, I'm so like tired.
1046
00:55:46,574 --> 00:55:50,045
I don't know I just feel like I've
been very bummed all the time lately.
1047
00:55:50,078 --> 00:55:51,046
Lately?
1048
00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:54,684
Right.
1049
00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:58,621
Things get frustrating
on this god-forsaken space rock.
1050
00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:02,959
We're all trapped here
by our own choices
1051
00:56:02,991 --> 00:56:05,227
which is like paradoxical or...
1052
00:56:05,261 --> 00:56:07,996
which, whatever,
you know what I mean.
1053
00:56:09,031 --> 00:56:10,900
Yeah, I know.
I do know what you mean.
1054
00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:11,766
It's like give them enough rope,
1055
00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,536
but in this case freedom
is the rope
1056
00:56:13,569 --> 00:56:14,936
and we've given it to ourselves.
1057
00:56:14,969 --> 00:56:16,638
Yeah, the world's
on fire anyway.
1058
00:56:16,672 --> 00:56:19,976
It's fine. A small fire,
it's still a fire though.
1059
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,911
Not dead in a ditch, right?
1060
00:56:21,944 --> 00:56:23,712
Not just yet.
1061
00:56:31,185 --> 00:56:32,587
I miss you.
1062
00:56:32,621 --> 00:56:35,492
Yeah, I miss you too.
1063
00:56:40,261 --> 00:56:42,063
Do you think
we'd be happy together?
1064
00:56:42,096 --> 00:56:46,201
Yeah, I think
we'd be pretty good.
1065
00:56:46,235 --> 00:56:48,638
Yeah.
1066
00:56:51,607 --> 00:56:53,576
I worry you would
hate me though.
1067
00:56:53,609 --> 00:56:57,078
Well, if anyone's hateable,
it's definitely you.
1068
00:56:57,112 --> 00:56:58,915
Oh, boo!
1069
00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:00,683
Didn't see that one coming,
did you?
1070
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:03,152
I like you.
1071
00:57:03,185 --> 00:57:05,822
I don't think it's supposed
to work like that.
1072
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,128
Tell me things
about your life.
1073
00:57:29,677 --> 00:57:31,748
Oh, my fucking fuck, dude.
1074
00:57:33,648 --> 00:57:36,085
Shut the fuck up
for a fucking minute.
1075
00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:39,956
Fuck you dogs.
1076
00:57:43,025 --> 00:57:45,127
Hey, did you get
that raise at least?
1077
00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:47,797
Yea, but not as much
as I had asked.
1078
00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:49,364
Oh.
1079
00:57:49,397 --> 00:57:52,367
The lady who was training me decided to
leave two weeks earlier than expected,
1080
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,004
so I'm pretty much...
she was just like get over it, I guess.
1081
00:57:56,971 --> 00:58:00,775
So, now I'm just kinda like
fumbling around in the dark.
1082
00:58:00,808 --> 00:58:01,910
Huh.
1083
00:58:01,944 --> 00:58:03,612
So everything is still,
1084
00:58:03,645 --> 00:58:07,115
"Holy shit, this is so much more work than
I ever expected and everything is broken."
1085
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:10,119
Pretty much, yeah.
1086
00:58:10,152 --> 00:58:11,287
So it goes.
1087
00:58:11,319 --> 00:58:14,590
Yeah, how is the battle
of Britain going?
1088
00:58:16,324 --> 00:58:17,326
You mean Laura?
1089
00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:18,927
Yeah, how is that going?
1090
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,764
Uh, it's not.
1091
00:58:22,797 --> 00:58:25,066
Bummer. Bad?
1092
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,402
No.
1093
00:58:26,435 --> 00:58:27,904
Out with a whimper.
1094
00:58:28,804 --> 00:58:30,339
So, who stopped talking to who?
1095
00:58:30,371 --> 00:58:31,273
Both.
1096
00:58:32,808 --> 00:58:34,176
So, her?
1097
00:58:34,208 --> 00:58:37,212
Yeah, but...
1098
00:58:37,246 --> 00:58:39,782
But both.
1099
00:58:39,815 --> 00:58:41,351
Well, so it goes.
1100
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:44,786
- You'll be alright.
- Yeah.
1101
00:58:46,422 --> 00:58:49,659
Yeah, shit happens
when you party naked.
1102
00:59:20,788 --> 00:59:23,225
You know, for the longest time
1103
00:59:23,257 --> 00:59:25,427
I thought
that I was square enough
1104
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:28,063
and I dedicated
just enough to a shitty job
1105
00:59:28,096 --> 00:59:30,465
that I didn't even care about
and I was alright with that.
1106
00:59:30,498 --> 00:59:33,935
Or at least find some sort of
solace elsewhere aside from work.
1107
00:59:33,969 --> 00:59:36,772
But just statistically
speaking, right?
1108
00:59:36,804 --> 00:59:39,207
Because you spend
most of your life at work,
1109
00:59:39,241 --> 00:59:42,078
you very quickly come to understand
that if you're miserable there
1110
00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:44,246
then your life is
predominantly miserable, right?
1111
00:59:44,279 --> 00:59:45,380
Aren't you going to help?
1112
00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:51,152
So... and so I left and now
I am at school with you
1113
00:59:51,185 --> 00:59:53,922
and I tried a lot of things
before to try to figure out
1114
00:59:53,956 --> 00:59:56,426
why I was, you know,
so bummed about things.
1115
00:59:57,793 --> 00:59:59,895
But, girl, never
in a million fucking years
1116
00:59:59,927 --> 01:00:03,098
did I think that digging holes in a farm
was going to be an answer to things.
1117
01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:06,001
You're fucking crazy for doing
this for a month, you know that?
1118
01:00:06,034 --> 01:00:07,770
I feel like
all I do is dig holes.
1119
01:00:07,802 --> 01:00:09,138
Oh, yeah, whatever.
1120
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:11,073
I don't believe
that for a second.
1121
01:00:12,141 --> 01:00:14,243
But how are you anyway?
1122
01:00:14,275 --> 01:00:16,377
Have you been feeling better
about things?
1123
01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:18,214
Yeah...
1124
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,216
I guess so.
1125
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:24,753
Trying new things
to see at least.
1126
01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:27,156
I'm a little bit worried I'm
kinda doing exactly the same thing
1127
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:28,424
no matter where I am.
1128
01:00:28,456 --> 01:00:30,359
What, like,
digging holes and shit?
1129
01:00:31,826 --> 01:00:33,895
No, that's actually new,
surprisingly enough.
1130
01:00:34,862 --> 01:00:37,265
No, I just mean like the
same patterns of frustrations
1131
01:00:37,299 --> 01:00:39,101
and doing the same thing
in response
1132
01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:42,038
and like feeling trapped
and all of that.
1133
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:46,375
Well, aren't you
just a little ray of sunshine?
1134
01:00:47,442 --> 01:00:49,844
But I mean, you know,
at least you're trying.
1135
01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:53,414
You're out and you're working
toward positive at least,
1136
01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:55,216
so that's a good thing.
1137
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:57,186
I just don't know
how I feel about
1138
01:00:57,219 --> 01:00:59,955
this whole "back to the earth"
thing though.
1139
01:00:59,987 --> 01:01:01,890
- No?
- It's a bit crackers, babe.
1140
01:01:04,058 --> 01:01:05,360
You could give it a try.
1141
01:01:05,393 --> 01:01:08,129
Absolutely no go.
1142
01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:49,938
That bartender
is definitely into you.
1143
01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:54,042
Don't fucking look right at her.
1144
01:01:54,076 --> 01:01:55,110
Dude.
1145
01:02:00,581 --> 01:02:02,984
Now, we're in for a real treat.
1146
01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:05,955
We're just going to...
1147
01:02:05,987 --> 01:02:07,989
Hi, my name's Laura
1148
01:02:08,022 --> 01:02:12,360
and I've sailed 13 oceans
and traveled 18 continents
1149
01:02:12,393 --> 01:02:15,497
waking up hungover people
all over the world.
1150
01:03:01,643 --> 01:03:03,612
Hello you.
1151
01:03:04,712 --> 01:03:06,248
How are you feeling?
1152
01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:10,085
Sorry.
1153
01:03:10,118 --> 01:03:12,587
Honestly, immensely hungover.
1154
01:03:12,621 --> 01:03:15,057
Uh-oh, oops.
1155
01:03:22,663 --> 01:03:24,032
Well, worth it.
1156
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,369
Good.
1157
01:03:28,235 --> 01:03:29,138
You?
1158
01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:32,007
Yeah, I think I'll...
1159
01:03:34,009 --> 01:03:35,010
I think I'll live.
1160
01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,478
Mmm.
1161
01:03:36,511 --> 01:03:39,415
And don't you have to go?
1162
01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:42,384
You kept saying last night,
1163
01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:44,619
"I'm going
on an adventure tomorrow."
1164
01:03:44,652 --> 01:03:48,323
Oh, God, yeah,
that sounds like me.
1165
01:03:58,065 --> 01:04:02,404
♪ Mother told me
Not to ride in cars with boys ♪
1166
01:04:03,638 --> 01:04:07,009
♪ I don't get nervous
So I let you take the wheel ♪
1167
01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:08,344
♪ And drive ♪
1168
01:04:10,045 --> 01:04:13,215
♪ And I realize
When I close my eyes ♪
1169
01:04:13,248 --> 01:04:17,519
♪ I'll never have a kiss
For the first time ♪
1170
01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,393
You actually look like shit.
1171
01:04:25,427 --> 01:04:29,598
It kinda looks like you got
into a fight with a semi-truck,
1172
01:04:29,630 --> 01:04:32,500
but it didn't just like hit you,
it just like smoked you
1173
01:04:32,534 --> 01:04:35,270
and then just drug you
for miles and miles.
1174
01:04:35,302 --> 01:04:37,005
Feel like a roadkill.
1175
01:04:37,038 --> 01:04:41,209
I feel like my soul is hungover.
1176
01:04:41,243 --> 01:04:44,179
Yeah, you look like
a bad day had a long night.
1177
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:46,615
What?
1178
01:04:47,715 --> 01:04:50,118
At least the bartender
seemed chill.
1179
01:04:51,619 --> 01:04:54,123
Yeah, yeah.
1180
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:59,360
Good news is she's already put up
with me smashed out of my mind so.
1181
01:04:59,393 --> 01:05:01,229
I don't know,
you're pretty bad sober.
1182
01:05:09,337 --> 01:05:10,473
Nice.
1183
01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:12,674
Good job.
1184
01:05:16,511 --> 01:05:17,713
That's loud,
1185
01:05:18,846 --> 01:05:22,417
but my hangover is worse.
1186
01:05:22,451 --> 01:05:25,420
Yeah, dude.
It's a gun. It goes bang.
1187
01:05:27,288 --> 01:05:28,790
How's your...
1188
01:05:28,824 --> 01:05:31,659
how's your journey to the depths of
the meaninglessness of existence going?
1189
01:05:32,793 --> 01:05:36,632
Ah, it's nice to get out
of town for a bit.
1190
01:05:36,665 --> 01:05:40,436
Yeah, yeah. It's... it's good
for the soul out here you know.
1191
01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:43,839
Let the...
let the heat heal you.
1192
01:05:43,871 --> 01:05:46,607
But seriously though, you should
probably take some time off.
1193
01:05:46,641 --> 01:05:50,646
Yeah, maybe
a little trip out of town.
1194
01:05:50,679 --> 01:05:51,647
Oh, yeah.
1195
01:05:51,679 --> 01:05:53,748
Yeah, you know, whatever.
1196
01:05:53,781 --> 01:05:55,250
Uh, anyway,
1197
01:05:56,351 --> 01:05:58,554
hope your hangover
likes loud noises
1198
01:05:58,587 --> 01:06:01,290
'cause it's about to get lit.
1199
01:06:01,322 --> 01:06:03,125
Freedom, baby!
1200
01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:04,692
Woo-hoo!
1201
01:06:04,726 --> 01:06:07,196
All right, you beautiful little sulk-monster,
let's get some fucking drinks.
1202
01:06:07,228 --> 01:06:08,830
- Now?
- Yes, right now.
1203
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:10,866
We just finished
our Master's programs. Come on.
1204
01:06:10,898 --> 01:06:13,335
It's like not even 11 o' clock.
1205
01:06:13,368 --> 01:06:15,136
And come on, it doesn't matter.
1206
01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:17,505
You don't have
to be sad forever.
1207
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:20,241
Like let's go do something.
Let's go get some drinks.
1208
01:06:20,275 --> 01:06:22,711
- Let's have fun.
- Okay. All right, all right.
1209
01:06:22,743 --> 01:06:25,146
You do realize that you're allowed
to drink when you're not sad
1210
01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:27,215
like celebrating
once in a while is okay.
1211
01:06:27,248 --> 01:06:28,484
Mm-hmm.
1212
01:06:28,516 --> 01:06:30,319
Plus, you don't have long before
they ship you back to California
1213
01:06:30,351 --> 01:06:32,453
where I hear
things are just so awful.
1214
01:06:32,487 --> 01:06:33,488
What is that supposed to mean?
1215
01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:35,491
It means you have to drink
to forget about that.
1216
01:06:35,523 --> 01:06:37,125
Oh!
1217
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,561
All right, well, I thought
that was funny anyway.
1218
01:06:39,594 --> 01:06:42,231
You know, who gives a fuck
if this degree means shit
1219
01:06:42,264 --> 01:06:43,565
all just like our first degrees.
1220
01:06:43,598 --> 01:06:47,436
It's like I'm done
and I'm happy at least for now.
1221
01:06:47,469 --> 01:06:49,737
So, I might as well
enjoy it, right?
1222
01:06:49,770 --> 01:06:51,205
Right?
1223
01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:52,641
Yes!
1224
01:06:52,674 --> 01:06:54,543
Drink when you're happy,
drink when you're sad,
1225
01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:55,511
the Erika story.
1226
01:06:57,212 --> 01:06:59,348
It's called
hair of the dog, okay?
1227
01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:01,583
- I'm not that drunk.
- It's hair of the dog.
1228
01:07:01,616 --> 01:07:03,252
If you drink it,
then you get over your...
1229
01:07:03,284 --> 01:07:04,485
- Are you on drugs today?
- Woo!
1230
01:07:04,518 --> 01:07:07,589
Woo-hoo! Yeah,
I'm on drugs bitches!
1231
01:07:07,621 --> 01:07:09,591
No, I'm not. Literally, I'm not.
1232
01:07:10,491 --> 01:07:12,360
No, I just want to party
with my boys.
1233
01:07:12,393 --> 01:07:14,362
I am so glad
that you're back
1234
01:07:14,395 --> 01:07:16,364
and I can't wait
to hear about everything.
1235
01:07:16,397 --> 01:07:17,465
I'm going to get a drink,
do you want something?
1236
01:07:17,498 --> 01:07:19,167
Actually, no.
I'm going to go sit outside.
1237
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,636
Oh, yeah,
it's so pretty outside.
1238
01:07:20,668 --> 01:07:22,170
Just a heads-up,
Michael's out there.
1239
01:07:22,203 --> 01:07:23,505
- Okay. That's fine.
- Okay. Alright.
1240
01:07:36,985 --> 01:07:38,287
Hey.
1241
01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:41,357
Hello.
1242
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:44,226
Uh...
1243
01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:51,332
Good to see you.
1244
01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:52,734
You just got back, right?
1245
01:07:52,766 --> 01:07:54,936
Yeah, straight from Berlin.
1246
01:07:54,969 --> 01:07:57,605
How's that jet lag?
How's Germany?
1247
01:07:57,639 --> 01:08:01,844
I'm tired and Germany was great.
1248
01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:05,813
- Good to hear.
- Yeah.
1249
01:08:05,846 --> 01:08:08,549
So, well, shit.
1250
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:13,722
How's everything since we, uh...
1251
01:08:15,422 --> 01:08:17,325
It's been what, half a year?
1252
01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:19,361
Yes.
1253
01:08:19,393 --> 01:08:20,695
Miss the fog yet?
1254
01:08:20,728 --> 01:08:23,764
It's actually a lot worse
than you can even imagine.
1255
01:08:23,798 --> 01:08:26,702
People take the day off
when the sun comes out.
1256
01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:29,237
Wow, that's the saddest thing
I've heard all year.
1257
01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:30,406
No, it was good.
1258
01:08:30,438 --> 01:08:33,842
I mean, I got sun in Berlin
and I have a Master's now.
1259
01:08:33,874 --> 01:08:35,343
Yay!
1260
01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:37,279
Look at you, all educated.
1261
01:08:37,312 --> 01:08:38,447
Yeah.
1262
01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,252
How are you?
1263
01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:46,420
Good. Yeah.
1264
01:08:46,454 --> 01:08:48,956
Same deal with work,
1265
01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:54,362
but they're paying me more now,
so, that's chill.
1266
01:08:55,730 --> 01:08:59,500
How about you?
What's the future like for Laura?
1267
01:08:59,534 --> 01:09:00,469
Oh, my God!
1268
01:09:00,502 --> 01:09:02,937
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah.
1269
01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:05,406
At least you've got
a Master's now?
1270
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:09,344
You know it works better if you
don't say it like a question.
1271
01:09:12,313 --> 01:09:14,348
Um, yeah.
1272
01:09:14,382 --> 01:09:18,821
No, I'm still kinda in the same
place and feeling the same...
1273
01:09:20,554 --> 01:09:22,523
I don't even know
what the word is.
1274
01:09:22,557 --> 01:09:24,860
Inherently dissatisfied.
1275
01:09:24,892 --> 01:09:27,596
- I wasn't thinking quite that sad.
- Okay.
1276
01:09:27,629 --> 01:09:31,333
I'm thinking more like figuring
things out still, but, yeah.
1277
01:09:31,365 --> 01:09:33,735
Inherently dissatisfied
sounds better.
1278
01:09:36,437 --> 01:09:38,706
I'm sorry,
I'm just fucking around.
1279
01:09:38,740 --> 01:09:42,311
That's okay but, yeah, no.
1280
01:09:42,343 --> 01:09:45,780
I'm just again
trying to decide what to do.
1281
01:09:46,681 --> 01:09:47,648
Yeah, I feel that.
1282
01:09:47,682 --> 01:09:49,985
Yeah, between moving
and like finding a job,
1283
01:09:50,919 --> 01:09:53,855
I don't have a ton of time
to ponder, so that's nice.
1284
01:09:53,887 --> 01:09:56,758
I don't know if you know
what nice means.
1285
01:09:57,926 --> 01:09:59,328
Probably not.
1286
01:10:03,498 --> 01:10:05,500
How are things outside of work?
1287
01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:10,972
All right, um,
a little bit of drinking,
1288
01:10:11,004 --> 01:10:13,607
a little bit of not drinking,
1289
01:10:13,641 --> 01:10:16,578
a little bit of traveling
around California,
1290
01:10:16,611 --> 01:10:18,013
which has been nice.
1291
01:10:18,045 --> 01:10:19,815
- That does sound nice.
- Yeah.
1292
01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:21,482
The mountains are pretty cool.
1293
01:10:21,516 --> 01:10:25,353
They've got tons of rocks
and snow.
1294
01:10:26,521 --> 01:10:30,058
Really just a bunch of stuff
that you can throw at other stuff
1295
01:10:30,090 --> 01:10:33,495
which is pretty much
the most fun a kid could have.
1296
01:10:33,527 --> 01:10:36,798
Oh, my God! I'm glad your sense
of humor is still strange.
1297
01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:43,739
What about you? What kind of fun
did you get into after everything?
1298
01:10:43,771 --> 01:10:48,376
Ooh, uh, honestly
I kinda just went out a lot.
1299
01:10:50,844 --> 01:10:52,947
Super honestly, um,
1300
01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:58,687
I was pretty miserable
and did a lot of drinking.
1301
01:10:58,719 --> 01:11:01,522
- So, yeah, you know.
- The healthy way out?
1302
01:11:01,556 --> 01:11:02,624
Yeah.
1303
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:04,727
How about now?
1304
01:11:06,928 --> 01:11:09,765
Better. I think.
1305
01:11:11,432 --> 01:11:12,801
Yeah, better.
1306
01:11:14,035 --> 01:11:18,940
- Yeah.
- I've made some changes for the better, so.
1307
01:11:18,972 --> 01:11:23,911
Uh, would you say
you're doing better?
1308
01:11:23,945 --> 01:11:25,414
Yeah, better.
1309
01:11:26,481 --> 01:11:28,517
Like better or...?
1310
01:11:28,549 --> 01:11:31,085
I mean, maybe better
than better actually, you know.
1311
01:11:31,119 --> 01:11:33,522
Perhaps the betterest.
1312
01:11:34,688 --> 01:11:35,891
If you will.
1313
01:11:38,593 --> 01:11:39,895
Mmm.
1314
01:11:51,239 --> 01:11:53,040
You know how when you travel
1315
01:11:53,074 --> 01:11:55,110
or like when people are
traveling, they're always like,
1316
01:11:55,142 --> 01:11:58,112
"I feel so aware
when I'm traveling"
1317
01:11:58,146 --> 01:12:00,882
and like discovering
this new culture makes me feel
1318
01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:02,850
like all my worries
are like so silly.
1319
01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:07,655
Uh, yeah, you mean the,
"Going to Thailand was amazing,
1320
01:12:07,688 --> 01:12:10,525
and it's so amazing
to travel the world,
1321
01:12:10,557 --> 01:12:12,493
and life is amazing"
1322
01:12:12,526 --> 01:12:14,596
approach to "finding yourself",
1323
01:12:14,629 --> 01:12:17,232
also known
as being rich as shit.
1324
01:12:17,264 --> 01:12:21,837
And you know
or pretending everything's okay.
1325
01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:24,072
Yeah. No,
it's fucking bullshit, isn't it?
1326
01:12:24,105 --> 01:12:25,973
I mean, like it is
and it isn't but, yeah.
1327
01:12:26,007 --> 01:12:27,609
Hey, you don't
have to convince me.
1328
01:12:27,642 --> 01:12:31,179
I mean, I love traveling
and food while I'm traveling.
1329
01:12:31,212 --> 01:12:34,682
But, yeah, I mean,
finding yourself on vacation
1330
01:12:34,715 --> 01:12:37,084
has gotta be probably
one the worst clichés
1331
01:12:37,118 --> 01:12:40,120
this side of "everything happens
for a reason."
1332
01:12:40,154 --> 01:12:43,023
Yeah, exactly.
1333
01:12:43,057 --> 01:12:45,494
Yeah, I mean like for me
at least I felt like
1334
01:12:45,526 --> 01:12:51,065
the moments of traveling that were
the most beneficial were when...
1335
01:12:51,098 --> 01:12:52,601
I mean, it kinda like
could have been anywhere.
1336
01:12:52,633 --> 01:12:57,171
Like it was like the moments where I
was the most miserably alone, you know,
1337
01:12:57,204 --> 01:12:58,806
and just had to live
with myself.
1338
01:12:58,839 --> 01:13:00,775
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
1339
01:13:01,942 --> 01:13:03,244
So, I take it things are fun?
1340
01:13:04,145 --> 01:13:06,915
No, I'm just complaining.
Things are very good.
1341
01:13:07,882 --> 01:13:09,585
Yeah. Gotta do it sometimes.
1342
01:13:12,853 --> 01:13:15,257
I gotta be honest though,
I think,
1343
01:13:15,289 --> 01:13:19,694
sometimes even with living
with yourself
1344
01:13:19,727 --> 01:13:23,697
and even like
enjoying yourself as a person
1345
01:13:23,731 --> 01:13:28,570
really doesn't lift
the weight of,
1346
01:13:28,602 --> 01:13:31,873
you know,
what we talked about way back
1347
01:13:32,906 --> 01:13:36,744
about being trapped
by having so many options.
1348
01:13:36,777 --> 01:13:38,213
I don't know if that like...
1349
01:13:38,245 --> 01:13:39,647
No, no. I remember it. Yeah.
1350
01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:42,651
No, I felt like...
1351
01:13:42,683 --> 01:13:45,219
I felt like at first, you know,
1352
01:13:45,253 --> 01:13:48,956
being present was like really
helpful and like, you know,
1353
01:13:48,990 --> 01:13:51,092
just kinda like choosing
how to do your things
1354
01:13:51,124 --> 01:13:55,262
or like perceive experiences
and stuff.
1355
01:13:55,295 --> 01:13:58,766
But it kinda got tiring.
1356
01:13:58,799 --> 01:13:59,801
And like...
1357
01:14:03,204 --> 01:14:06,907
Like I know that receiving
information and experiences
1358
01:14:06,941 --> 01:14:09,778
was like, of course,
good for me,
1359
01:14:09,811 --> 01:14:13,148
but... I don't know.
1360
01:14:13,181 --> 01:14:15,683
I guess it kinda feels weird
1361
01:14:15,717 --> 01:14:18,820
to just be like learning
about things and about yourself
1362
01:14:18,852 --> 01:14:21,255
and to like not get anywhere,
1363
01:14:21,289 --> 01:14:24,192
you know, just like I'm still completely
unprepared to answer the question
1364
01:14:24,225 --> 01:14:25,593
of like what I want
to do with my life.
1365
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,897
And it's like after all this time
and education and everything,
1366
01:14:28,929 --> 01:14:30,731
it's still like I'm doing
the same shit,
1367
01:14:30,764 --> 01:14:32,567
which is, yeah,
basically my fucking life.
1368
01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:40,775
I guess as long as I'm not
fucking things up more.
1369
01:14:40,807 --> 01:14:44,044
You know, I kinda think
1370
01:14:44,078 --> 01:14:46,982
sometimes it's the only thing
you can do.
1371
01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,022
I did miss you.
1372
01:14:57,325 --> 01:14:58,660
I missed you too.
1373
01:15:14,941 --> 01:15:17,712
Moving back to Portland?
1374
01:15:17,745 --> 01:15:19,715
Um, no.
1375
01:15:20,714 --> 01:15:23,118
I'm going to go home,
figure things out.
1376
01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:26,187
That's chill.
1377
01:15:26,219 --> 01:15:27,922
California misses you.
1378
01:15:27,954 --> 01:15:29,790
Yeah, what?
1379
01:15:32,093 --> 01:15:34,129
I don't know.
I'm just saying shit.
1380
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,803
Should we head inside?
1381
01:15:41,835 --> 01:15:44,271
Get new drinks?
1382
01:15:44,304 --> 01:15:45,641
Oh, yeah.
1383
01:15:49,076 --> 01:15:51,012
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
1384
01:16:11,164 --> 01:16:13,935
What we should talk
about is the graduation story.
1385
01:16:13,968 --> 01:16:15,771
- Yeah, yeah.
- Right?
1386
01:16:38,825 --> 01:16:40,161
When they're out of reach...
1387
01:16:43,964 --> 01:16:45,167
I'm tired.
1388
01:16:47,401 --> 01:16:48,903
That makes sense.
1389
01:16:48,936 --> 01:16:51,706
You did literally
just fly across the world.
1390
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:53,407
True.
1391
01:16:57,210 --> 01:16:58,379
Are you trying to head out?
1392
01:16:59,347 --> 01:17:00,782
No, I'm alright.
1393
01:17:02,984 --> 01:17:03,884
Cool.
1394
01:17:25,972 --> 01:17:27,109
I'm sorry.
1395
01:17:30,277 --> 01:17:31,346
No, don't be.
1396
01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:40,989
Hey there.
1397
01:17:44,057 --> 01:17:45,159
Hi.
1398
01:17:49,262 --> 01:17:51,965
This is new.
What does it say?
1399
01:17:51,999 --> 01:17:53,835
Oh, yeah.
1400
01:17:54,936 --> 01:17:57,205
- Could be worse.
- Oh, my God! You would.
1401
01:17:59,339 --> 01:18:00,407
I try.
1402
01:18:27,067 --> 01:18:28,003
Hi.
1403
01:18:29,303 --> 01:18:34,209
No, I'm okay. I overslept
in... where are we?
1404
01:18:34,241 --> 01:18:36,311
- Echo Park.
- Echo Park.
1405
01:18:38,945 --> 01:18:42,883
Okay. Okay, cool.
I'll be over soon then.
1406
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:44,018
Yeah, I'll figure it out.
1407
01:18:45,186 --> 01:18:46,154
Okay, thanks.
1408
01:18:51,092 --> 01:18:53,128
You, uh, need a ride?
1409
01:18:54,294 --> 01:18:57,932
Oh, um... really?
1410
01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:02,370
Yeah, it's a fucking car ride
not a kidney.
1411
01:19:02,402 --> 01:19:03,905
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1412
01:19:03,937 --> 01:19:05,472
Where's your...
where does your friend live?
1413
01:19:05,505 --> 01:19:07,141
Let me pull it up.
1414
01:19:07,173 --> 01:19:08,576
- It's... it's my cousin, it's...
- Oh!
1415
01:19:10,477 --> 01:19:11,980
Yeah, that's right here.
1416
01:19:27,027 --> 01:19:29,129
- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem.
1417
01:19:31,932 --> 01:19:33,000
Uh...
1418
01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:35,303
Let me know
if you're visiting again.
1419
01:19:35,335 --> 01:19:38,071
It was...
it was good to see you.
1420
01:19:38,105 --> 01:19:39,574
Yeah, it was good
to see you too.
1421
01:19:42,442 --> 01:19:43,945
- Have a good day.
- You too.
1422
01:19:43,977 --> 01:19:46,179
Good luck with everything.
1423
01:19:46,213 --> 01:19:47,182
Thank you.
1424
01:19:48,081 --> 01:19:50,651
Thank you, again for the ride.
1425
01:19:50,685 --> 01:19:52,187
No problem.
1426
01:20:28,489 --> 01:20:30,424
Oh. Oh, okay.
1427
01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:31,593
All right, cool. Bye.
1428
01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:34,195
Bye.
1429
01:20:59,486 --> 01:21:01,422
You alright?
1430
01:21:01,454 --> 01:21:04,258
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just pretty tired.
1431
01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:06,561
It seems to be a thing with you.
1432
01:21:06,593 --> 01:21:08,228
Is it?
1433
01:21:08,262 --> 01:21:13,000
Yeah, I mean, I get it.
It's... it's whatever.
1434
01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:15,303
Next time we go out,
1435
01:21:15,335 --> 01:21:19,773
we should just not
and like take a nap instead.
1436
01:21:19,807 --> 01:21:21,209
Okay.
1437
01:21:21,241 --> 01:21:23,210
I could... I could do that.
1438
01:21:23,244 --> 01:21:25,714
Yeah, but it's always very fun.
1439
01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,083
Good.
1440
01:22:14,261 --> 01:22:16,231
Hey,
I'm going to head out.
1441
01:22:17,865 --> 01:22:19,734
Try and get some sleep
this time.
1442
01:22:22,236 --> 01:22:23,438
I'll see you.
1443
01:22:28,275 --> 01:22:31,312
Hi, future me.
This is Michael.
1444
01:22:31,344 --> 01:22:35,083
You know that already
because you're me.
1445
01:22:36,182 --> 01:22:38,785
Uh, anyhow this is day one
1446
01:22:38,819 --> 01:22:43,557
of Michael's poorly planned road
trip to fix his fucking head
1447
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:46,093
or at least
take some real time off.
1448
01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:49,563
I'd like to remind future me
why I'm on this trip.
1449
01:22:49,597 --> 01:22:52,567
This year was dumb.
Last year was dumb.
1450
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,436
And next year
will probably be dumb.
1451
01:22:55,468 --> 01:22:59,840
I hate my job even though
it's not that bad and pays well.
1452
01:22:59,874 --> 01:23:03,377
Give a shit about a girl
who's hundreds of miles away
1453
01:23:03,410 --> 01:23:07,615
while another girl who's too good
for me or at least seems pretty chill
1454
01:23:07,647 --> 01:23:08,882
is waiting for my time.
1455
01:23:08,915 --> 01:23:11,284
I'm healthy,
I have enough money,
1456
01:23:11,317 --> 01:23:13,521
which is pretty much
anything I've ever asked for,
1457
01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:16,757
but despite
my best efforts to ignore it,
1458
01:23:16,789 --> 01:23:19,259
my head is still
completely fucked
1459
01:23:19,293 --> 01:23:22,897
which is naturally
a bit irritating.
1460
01:23:22,929 --> 01:23:25,532
And I have no idea
what the fuck to do about it,
1461
01:23:25,566 --> 01:23:29,704
so I'm taking this trip to,
uh, to do anything...
1462
01:23:29,736 --> 01:23:34,875
just something new,
just to do something different.
1463
01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:39,413
I guess this is the best
I've felt for a while,
1464
01:23:39,445 --> 01:23:41,515
probably a long time.
1465
01:23:42,482 --> 01:23:44,552
Anyway, I'm hungover
1466
01:23:44,584 --> 01:23:47,355
and seem to be
out of things to say.
1467
01:23:47,387 --> 01:23:49,857
So, I'll return to this later.
1468
01:23:51,892 --> 01:23:53,828
God speed to me I guess.
1469
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:10,457
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