1 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,335 Hello, little girl. 2 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:14,042 Would you like a scotchie? 3 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,046 Oh... 4 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:22,584 Such a sweet little girl. 5 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:29,456 It's okay, pumpkin. 6 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:34,127 Thank you. 7 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,930 Come on, Alice. 8 00:01:35,997 --> 00:01:37,464 We need to get you back to your room. 9 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,369 Why did she call me a girl? 10 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,072 It's okay. She's old. 11 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,305 Probably confused. 12 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,574 But I'm not a girl. 13 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,742 I know you're not. 14 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:49,911 You're also not a pumpkin, but I still call you one. 15 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,615 You did it? 16 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,449 Yeah. 17 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,290 It's gonna be okay. 18 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:39,694 I know. I know. 19 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:41,294 Can I see Grandpa now? 20 00:02:42,797 --> 00:02:44,132 Yeah. Yeah, buddy. 21 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,166 Uh, why don't you, why don't you go in? 22 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:01,783 Santa Claus, you're coming with us. 23 00:03:01,883 --> 00:03:03,685 No, you can't take him now. 24 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:04,652 It's too near Christmas. 25 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:05,653 Quiet, you. 26 00:03:05,787 --> 00:03:06,788 But-- 27 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:12,060 We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus, 28 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,928 so come along quietly. 29 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,664 Why? 30 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,466 Why did you have to do that to my helper? 31 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:20,434 It's harmless. 32 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,903 It'll wear off in a short while. 33 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:22,870 Grandpa? 34 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:25,039 Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? 35 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,339 Now you come with us. 36 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,975 We need you on Mars. 37 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,043 Grandpa? 38 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,581 Are you sure this is Mars? 39 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,016 Oh... 40 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,484 I never saw such lazy people, 41 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,419 standing around like statues. 42 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,421 Grandpa? 43 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:43,825 Well? 44 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:46,160 Earthlings Billy and Betty. 45 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:48,763 Billy. 46 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,131 Come here, little boy. 47 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,701 You've gotten so big. 48 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,036 There's someone else, too. 49 00:03:55,136 --> 00:03:56,637 What have you been eating? 50 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,039 Rocks? 51 00:03:58,139 --> 00:04:00,007 No, hamburgers. 52 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:02,677 Do you like pickles on your hamburgers? 53 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,014 I love pickles on my hamburgers. 54 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,551 Pickles and-- and sauerkraut. 55 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:11,819 Blegh! 56 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,788 Welcome, Santa Claus. 57 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:16,124 We hope you'll make the children on Mars very happy. 58 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,626 I'll try, dear lady. 59 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,293 I'll try. 60 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,130 Have you been a good boy? 61 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,799 Good-- 62 00:04:24,866 --> 00:04:28,169 Good boys get good things. 63 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,172 What happens to boys who aren't good? 64 00:04:32,907 --> 00:04:36,409 Naughty boys get punished. 65 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,248 Santa is always watching. 66 00:04:43,918 --> 00:04:45,920 Santa says I gotta fatten up. 67 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,322 Billy, water. 68 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:57,532 Now I'm Santa Claus. 69 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:58,933 Water. 70 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,474 Ho, ho, ho. 71 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:10,410 Merry Christmas, everyone. 72 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,869 I mean, how was I supposed to know 73 00:05:34,969 --> 00:05:36,537 it was going to happen like that? 74 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,805 How many did he have? 75 00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:39,507 Two, three, I-- 76 00:05:39,574 --> 00:05:40,575 Was it two or three? 77 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,210 I don't remember, okay? 78 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:44,078 He must've reacted badly 79 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,446 with those other meds he had been taking. Shit. 80 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,381 But he signed everything, right? 81 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,053 Yeah. 82 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,755 Is Grandpa gonna be okay? 83 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,824 No, buddy. Grandpa's dead. 84 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,059 Geoffrey. 85 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,527 What, do you want me to lie to him? 86 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,829 Yeah, a little tact would be nice. 87 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,798 So Grandpa's in heaven? 88 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,336 Oh. Yes, pumpkin, he is. 89 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,717 Come on, what are we waiting for? 90 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:30,992 Son of a bitch. 91 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:31,959 Did he just hit us? 92 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:32,994 Yeah! 93 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,829 That's great. 94 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,764 As if this night couldn't get any worse. 95 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,766 Merry Christmas, Chapman family. 96 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,701 I'll look for the insurance. 97 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,543 Great, yeah. 98 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,558 Hey, pal. 99 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,626 Look, I don't know what happened, 100 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:06,961 but clearly you hit me with... 101 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,299 Geoffrey! 102 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,309 Billy, get down! 103 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,920 Go back to bed, Billy. 104 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,633 Santa Claus, you're coming with us. 105 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,467 No, you can't take him now. 106 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:48,669 It's too near Christmas. 107 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:49,637 Quiet, you! 108 00:07:49,704 --> 00:07:50,705 But... 109 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:56,277 We don't want to hurt you, 110 00:07:56,377 --> 00:07:58,879 Santa Claus, so come along quietly. 111 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:09,423 Come on, kid. 112 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,593 Do what you've got to do, and then let's get out of here. 113 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,795 This isn't our room. 114 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:17,124 ♪ So blue at Christmas ♪ 115 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:35,176 Yo, Harold, you in there? 116 00:09:41,282 --> 00:09:43,017 I'll uh, go talk to the manager 117 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:44,385 and see if he got a room. 118 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,921 I'm getting one of those feelings. 119 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,041 Billy, get down! 120 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,166 Hey! 121 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,294 I could use some coffee. 122 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,632 Yeah. 123 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,467 Yeah, me too. 124 00:12:19,641 --> 00:12:20,741 Sure you don't want 125 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,076 to look around? 126 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,578 No. 127 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:25,246 Small towns have a lot of secrets. 128 00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:27,448 Good morning. Coffee? 129 00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:29,383 Uh, yeah. Yes, please. 130 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:36,156 Um, where are we? 131 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,224 Thunderbird. 132 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,126 No, no, no. The, uh-- What town? 133 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,194 Hackett. 134 00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:41,696 Hackett? 135 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,097 I like the sound of that. 136 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:45,132 I'll give you a minute. 137 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:49,537 You may be right. 138 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,005 I'm not seeing anyone. 139 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,175 Hey, Dana. 140 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,210 My typ order. 141 00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:01,849 Thanks. 142 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:03,384 See you later. 143 00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:06,253 Her? 144 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,556 Hmm. 145 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,091 I'm not seeing it. 146 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:12,793 See something you like? 147 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:13,861 Oh. 148 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,531 Word of advice, careful with that one. 149 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,967 Sugar-coated onion, if you know what I mean. 150 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,640 What's her um, what's her name? 151 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,242 Pammy. Pamela. 152 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,110 I call her, "Pammy." 153 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,078 She hates it. 154 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,280 You're right, we should go. 155 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,448 Shut up. 156 00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:36,450 Sorry, not you, not... 157 00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:37,418 Sorry. 158 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,236 Don't even think about it. 159 00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:57,404 It's not your decision. 160 00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:00,341 You know this never ends well. 161 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,076 What's that supposed to mean? 162 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,078 You know exactly what it means. 163 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,953 Oh, fuck. 164 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,157 I am not doing this again. 165 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,258 Good. 166 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,960 Do this by myself. 167 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,184 Looking for something? 168 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,152 Uh, yes. 169 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,486 I mean, no. 170 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,922 I'm looking around. 171 00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:27,194 You're the guy from the diner who was staring at my ass. 172 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,697 No. To be fair, I was looking in your hands. 173 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,465 That's even weirder. 174 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,967 I'm just... 175 00:15:34,536 --> 00:15:36,336 Just looking for a gift. 176 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,471 For who? 177 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,039 For my dad. 178 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:43,210 Crystal unicorn and earrings. 179 00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:45,012 Fabulous. 180 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,181 Sorry. 181 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,097 Fuck. 182 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,300 Fucked it up. 183 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,301 For the best. 184 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,335 Fucked it up. 185 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,694 So you're new in town. 186 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,028 You plan on staying in Hackett for a while? 187 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,698 Yeah, yeah, a little, little while, yeah. 188 00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:38,967 Not too long, I hope. 189 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,871 And you said you have experience in a stockroom? 190 00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:44,238 Yeah, yes, uh, two-- 191 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,508 two different grocery stores, it should be. 192 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,308 Oh, uh. 193 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,578 Hell, I don't even know why I bother with all this stuff. 194 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:53,046 I can't stand paperwork. 195 00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,585 Look, you seem like a nice kid. 196 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,153 You don't have any tattoos on your face or anything. 197 00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:02,991 And most important, you seem like you want the job. 198 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,057 Yeah. 199 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,760 Right now, it's just my daughter and I here, 200 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,127 and the holidays are a bitch. 201 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,295 Pardon my French. 202 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:09,964 If he only knew. 203 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,834 Um, Pam, Pam, Pamela's your daughter? 204 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,168 Yeah. 205 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,905 You've met? 206 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:20,742 Oh, just, uh, just briefly. 207 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,510 We were-- I was shopping upstairs 208 00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,679 and sorta chatted. 209 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,179 Like, together? 210 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,784 Uh, talked together, yeah. 211 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,920 I'm a very protective father, Billy. 212 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,893 Gotcha. 213 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,862 I'm kidding around. 214 00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:42,296 When can you start? 215 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,098 When do you need me? 216 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:47,869 Dean spoke fondly of you, 217 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:49,904 said to fix you up with my best room. 218 00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:50,972 Yeah, he's a nice guy. 219 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,306 He just gave me a job. 220 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,045 You know, we dated for a while back in '82 before he met Ida. 221 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:58,713 Yeah. 222 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,049 He's the one that got away. 223 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:03,718 To be honest, I was a bit of a slut back then, 224 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,553 so it's no surprise he chose her. 225 00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:11,726 Anyways, when you find that special someone, 226 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:12,961 don't let 'em go. 227 00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:15,462 There we are, room six. 228 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,172 Holy shit. 229 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,175 It's very, very nice. 230 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,579 If, uh, if that toilet keeps running, 231 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:32,847 jiggle the flusher. 232 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,017 Oh, and uh, if you have any other problems, 233 00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:37,451 knock three times on the pipe. 234 00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:38,620 I live right below. 235 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,954 I'm terrible with my mobile. 236 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,825 It's very nice. Thank you. 237 00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:54,368 What is wrong with this town? 238 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,304 Everyone is so nice. 239 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,172 It's refreshing. 240 00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,510 I think staying here is a good idea. 241 00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:05,079 How long? 242 00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:06,714 I don't know. 243 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,758 Just don't forget who you are 244 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,292 and what you do. 245 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:37,377 ♪ Christmas is a feeling everybody knows ♪ 246 00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:41,616 ♪ Brings back an old man's childhood ♪ 247 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:44,719 ♪ Making angels in the snow ♪ 248 00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:09,510 - Hey, new guy? - Yeah. 249 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:10,778 I need a pre-lit tree, 250 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,880 a box of ornaments, and an angel, stat. 251 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,723 Well, get to it. 252 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:34,802 Anything else? 253 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,236 Uh, where's the angel? 254 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:37,972 Yeah. 255 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:44,946 What? 256 00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:46,413 Why does the angel have to go at the top? 257 00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,883 Why can't it go like, anywhere else, like... 258 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,688 ...here? 259 00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,089 And that looks good to you? 260 00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:56,724 Hmm. 261 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,825 Yeah, I didn't think so, new guy. 262 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,094 Do this, please. 263 00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:06,500 It's uh, it's Billy. 264 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,304 Billy? Okay. 265 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,377 Can I call you, "Bill"? 266 00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:19,412 I just feel like I'm talking to a 5-year-old 267 00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:20,882 when I say Billy. 268 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,052 Sure, yeah, whatever you say... 269 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,320 ...Pammy. 270 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,663 Okay, you win. 271 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:36,831 Billy, it is. 272 00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:47,041 Jesus, here we go again. 273 00:21:50,211 --> 00:21:51,846 Um... 274 00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:53,881 I was just wondering if uh, 275 00:21:55,049 --> 00:21:58,286 would you wanna go for like coffee with me sometime? 276 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,221 Those are the questions I prefer to ask. 277 00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:02,990 Unless you're a serial killer. 278 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,158 I'm a True Crime junkie, 279 00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:05,927 and I would have so many questions. 280 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,460 Oh. 281 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,429 Yeah, no. 282 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,463 Bummer. 283 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:13,534 She's kind of a weirdo. 284 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,503 Shut up. 285 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,675 Uh, this fucking guy 286 00:22:20,741 --> 00:22:22,043 won't leave me alone. 287 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:26,681 Fucking... 288 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,785 You're such a motherfucking stupid piece of shit. 289 00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,753 Fucking cunt! 290 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:39,927 It's fine. I just... 291 00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:42,029 Hey, I got you. 292 00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:43,363 Just keep doing what you're doing. 293 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,532 I'll grab a broom. 294 00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:48,202 Holy shit. 295 00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:56,878 I'm getting one of those feelings. 296 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,746 Keep your eyes open. 297 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,659 Yeah, the shop is looking beautiful. 298 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:13,160 You ready for Christmas? 299 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,195 George. 300 00:23:14,295 --> 00:23:15,363 And I have to tell you something. 301 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,832 If I was 35 years younger, I'd be all over you. 302 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,768 George. 303 00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:23,571 Him. Tonight. 304 00:23:23,671 --> 00:23:25,139 We do him tonight. 305 00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:35,549 Billy. 306 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,218 Billy. 307 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,155 - Are you okay? - Oh, yeah. 308 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,489 Sorry. 309 00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:43,758 You okay? 310 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,127 I'm sorry. 311 00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:48,029 I'm really embarrassed. 312 00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:50,364 Um, I snap sometimes. 313 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:55,836 My dad calls it, "EPD," explosive personality disorder. 314 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:58,339 Who's that guy? 315 00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:01,642 Oh, that's George Vilmo. 316 00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:03,844 He's a sweetheart. He helps at the store sometimes. 317 00:24:03,911 --> 00:24:05,880 I uh, I think he's a little lonely. 318 00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:08,115 I gotta tell you, Dean, 319 00:24:08,215 --> 00:24:11,185 it's the highlight of my holiday season every year. Honestly. 320 00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:12,320 Hey, we need to eat. 321 00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:19,613 Naughty. 322 00:26:22,616 --> 00:26:24,718 ♪ What a night of cheer this is ♪ 323 00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,421 ♪ How grand it is to feel so merry ♪ 324 00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:32,561 ♪ Life is very gay when people catch the Christmas fever ♪ 325 00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:33,794 ♪ On the warmest winter evening ♪ 326 00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:36,864 ♪ On the warmest winter evening of ♪ 327 00:26:36,964 --> 00:26:41,702 ♪ Evening of the year ♪ 328 00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:45,706 Three more days. 329 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,298 She's amazing, isn't she? 330 00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:20,834 She has a real knack for this sort of thing. 331 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:22,803 She's very lucky. 332 00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:25,072 What do you mean? 333 00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:27,741 Well, I mean, I know I look great, son, 334 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,243 but I'm not gonna be around forever. 335 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:34,348 One day, all of this will be hers. 336 00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:45,726 Carry on. 337 00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:51,298 Uh, hey, Agnes. 338 00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:52,634 It's me uh, Billy. 339 00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:53,834 I'm just calling. 340 00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:56,705 It seems we're low on the woodwicked candles, uh, 341 00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,673 the Christmas forest kind. 342 00:28:58,739 --> 00:29:00,007 So if you could send another box. 343 00:29:00,074 --> 00:29:01,543 PO is 313. 344 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:03,043 Thanks. 345 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:06,113 -Hi. -Hi. 346 00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:07,848 Uh, my sister got called into work, 347 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:10,217 so I'm gonna take my nephew to hockey practice. 348 00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:11,252 You wanna come? 349 00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:12,987 What about the shop? 350 00:29:13,087 --> 00:29:14,255 My dad's gonna be here. 351 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,457 Okay. 352 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,327 -Okay. Yeah. -Do you wanna go? Yeah? 353 00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:22,162 Okay, let's go. 354 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,969 So your sister, she doesn't work at the store ever? 355 00:29:29,671 --> 00:29:31,071 No. 356 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:33,742 It being named after my mom, it just-- it isn't her thing. 357 00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:41,081 My uh, my mom died when we were little. 358 00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:43,450 She had a seizure while she was driving. 359 00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:44,586 Pow. 360 00:29:46,755 --> 00:29:47,921 I'm sorry. 361 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:50,759 I just think it hurts her too much to be there. 362 00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:54,828 Pam, Billy, look at this. 363 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:58,799 Oh, fuck yes. 364 00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:03,871 You're okay with it, right? The shop and everything? 365 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:07,174 I mean, I'm the heiress. 366 00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:11,613 It's what my dad wants and uh, 367 00:30:11,713 --> 00:30:13,380 I know it'll make him happy, so... 368 00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:15,215 What about you? 369 00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:19,654 Kinda been drifting my whole life, 370 00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:21,055 since I was eight years old. 371 00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:23,324 Yeah, I don't know. 372 00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:26,427 I guess, I think I'm kinda just ready to settle down, 373 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:27,995 you know? 374 00:30:28,095 --> 00:30:31,165 Nice house, cute little wife, couple kids, minivan? 375 00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:35,469 Yeah, why not? 376 00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:40,074 Bowden, tighten up. 377 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:42,644 You're playing like fucking garbage. 378 00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:44,211 Lazy fuck. 379 00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:46,347 Her. 380 00:30:47,782 --> 00:30:48,683 Not right now. 381 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,752 Yes, now. Her. 382 00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:52,654 I'm not in the mood. 383 00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:54,656 I don't care. Look at her. 384 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:56,323 Pink coat. 385 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:57,391 She has a kid. 386 00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:58,593 Yeah, by the looks of it, 387 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,194 you'd be doing him a favor. 388 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,966 You know Delphine? 389 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,503 -Hm? -Delphine Anderson? 390 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:09,970 Pink coat lady. 391 00:31:10,037 --> 00:31:11,639 Oh, no. No, I don't. 392 00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:12,640 No. 393 00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:16,578 Seems like you want to. I-- I can introduce you. 394 00:31:16,678 --> 00:31:17,579 Oh, that's okay. 395 00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:18,847 - That's-- - Delphine! 396 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:22,617 Hm, this will be interesting. 397 00:31:22,717 --> 00:31:23,618 Hey, Pam. 398 00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:24,619 Hey, Del. 399 00:31:24,719 --> 00:31:26,120 I uh, wanna introduce you to Billy. 400 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,454 He's the new hire at the store. 401 00:31:28,556 --> 00:31:29,724 I see. 402 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,392 Pleased to meet you. 403 00:31:34,596 --> 00:31:36,997 Uh, I'll be right back. 404 00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:44,338 It's okay. I know what you're thinking. 405 00:31:57,050 --> 00:31:58,051 Hey! 406 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:02,990 Yo, Tommy. 407 00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:05,926 Tommy, yo, Tommy. Tommy man. 408 00:32:06,594 --> 00:32:07,928 Stop, stop. 409 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:12,600 Excuse me. 410 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,306 Stop it. 411 00:32:23,678 --> 00:32:26,380 Liam? Liam, what happened? 412 00:32:26,447 --> 00:32:29,016 They said my stick was for girls because it was pink 413 00:32:29,082 --> 00:32:31,285 and they said only fags wear figure skates. 414 00:32:31,385 --> 00:32:33,320 Then they pushed me and said the Snatcher 415 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,658 would get me, because the Snatcher looks girly. 416 00:32:36,758 --> 00:32:38,760 God, fuck. I'm sorry. 417 00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:42,831 Hey, hey, hey! What the hell? 418 00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:46,033 Where were you? 419 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,268 They jumped him and called him, a "fag." 420 00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:50,237 They're boys. They're messing around. 421 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:51,673 Messing-- Oh, they're messing around? 422 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:53,073 -Mess around with me, motherfucker. -Hey, hey. 423 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:55,042 How about that? Let's go. I will fuck you up! 424 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,477 Get this bitch out of my barn. 425 00:32:56,544 --> 00:32:57,579 Oh, I'm a bitch? 426 00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:59,781 I'll burn your fucking house down! 427 00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:04,686 You got any nines? 428 00:33:04,752 --> 00:33:05,920 Go fish. 429 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:10,725 Is your auntie always like this? 430 00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,460 Not always. Only when she gets mad. 431 00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,664 She has always been a little bit of a pipe bomb. 432 00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:21,201 Sometimes it seems like there's another person 433 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:22,369 inside of her. 434 00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:26,206 Who's the Snatcher? 435 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:27,976 He steals kids. 436 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,879 Liam, there is no Snatcher. 437 00:33:32,881 --> 00:33:36,416 It's just a-- a kind of an urban legend around here. 438 00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:40,922 Though recently it has felt a little too close to home. 439 00:33:43,591 --> 00:33:46,260 Couple towns in the county have had some kids go missing. 440 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:51,131 But thankfully, yeah, Hackett hasn't made it up on that wall. 441 00:34:13,755 --> 00:34:14,789 Max. 442 00:34:16,591 --> 00:34:17,592 Hey, Pammy. 443 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,060 What are you doing here? 444 00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:21,428 Well, you know the guys at the station 445 00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:23,297 uh, we-- we stay in touch so... 446 00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:28,168 They called me and, uh, got here as soon as I could. 447 00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:40,280 So, um, still doing this kinda stuff? 448 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,281 Yep. 449 00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:44,217 Beating up kids now? 450 00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:45,452 They deserved it. 451 00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:52,259 Okay, well, uh, you're free to go. 452 00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:56,363 What do you mean? 453 00:34:56,463 --> 00:34:57,464 You can go. 454 00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:00,133 So you did your cop thing? 455 00:35:00,969 --> 00:35:03,004 Yeah. Yeah, I did my cop thing. 456 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:04,872 You're welcome. 457 00:35:05,673 --> 00:35:08,810 Lucky for you the, uh, parents aren't pressing charges. 458 00:35:08,876 --> 00:35:10,545 Said if the boys did what you say they did, 459 00:35:10,612 --> 00:35:12,346 then they deserved it, so... 460 00:35:13,514 --> 00:35:15,083 Thank God, there's still good parenting out there, huh? 461 00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:16,216 Got it. 462 00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:27,595 Look at me. 463 00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:37,371 You're not answering any of my-- 464 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:38,906 You punched me in the face. 465 00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:40,575 You know I didn't mean to. 466 00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:41,709 It's over. 467 00:35:42,677 --> 00:35:44,177 You don't get a second chance. 468 00:35:44,879 --> 00:35:46,047 Get over it, Max. 469 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,553 I miss you. 470 00:36:47,842 --> 00:36:49,544 - An hour away. - Oh, wow. 471 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:51,344 - The Whiteshell? - Yeah. 472 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:52,947 - Yeah, the Whiteshell. - The Whiteshell. 473 00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:54,381 I like going to West Hawk. 474 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:56,349 Oh. 475 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:59,053 Tell him about his... 476 00:36:59,754 --> 00:37:01,254 Jesus, sweetheart. 477 00:37:04,759 --> 00:37:06,594 Oh, what the hell were you thinking? 478 00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:08,029 I'm fine, Dad. Thanks for asking. 479 00:37:08,129 --> 00:37:09,130 I'm sorry. 480 00:37:09,197 --> 00:37:10,297 Billy... 481 00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:11,699 I'm getting one of those feelings. 482 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:12,667 Not now. 483 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:15,169 Just keep your eyes open. 484 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:16,838 Hi. 485 00:37:16,904 --> 00:37:19,406 Me and Billy played cards and I won. 486 00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:21,241 Wow. 487 00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:22,877 Lucky you. 488 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,781 So, did I hear ice cream? 489 00:37:26,881 --> 00:37:27,682 Yeah. 490 00:37:27,882 --> 00:37:29,183 I heard ice cream, too. We should get ice cream. 491 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,052 Ice cream. 492 00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,506 - I really think-- - I wanted to-- 493 00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:53,808 -Sorry, you go. -No, uh... 494 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:59,346 Thank you very much for everything today. 495 00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:04,051 Sometimes I feel like that, um, the anger-- 496 00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:05,219 The EPD? 497 00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:09,824 Yes. I-- I feel like it's an escape. 498 00:38:09,924 --> 00:38:11,324 Like it's the only thing I have control over. 499 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:14,529 And I know that that probably sounds psychotic. 500 00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:15,830 No. 501 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,936 Am I a bad person? 502 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:22,904 No. 503 00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:25,640 No, I can-- can tell you right now 504 00:38:25,706 --> 00:38:28,176 that you are definitely not a bad person. 505 00:38:31,045 --> 00:38:33,214 I almost bit a kid's nose off in third grade. 506 00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:36,449 You see? That's what I'm saying. 507 00:38:36,551 --> 00:38:37,450 I know I'm a bad person. 508 00:38:37,552 --> 00:38:39,120 Just doing a bad thing is different 509 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,788 than being a bad person. 510 00:38:41,622 --> 00:38:43,124 Good people do bad things. 511 00:38:43,224 --> 00:38:44,391 I, uh, hate to break up 512 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,961 the love fest here, but we gotta get going. 513 00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:51,299 Okay. Your turn. 514 00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,268 Mine's not as mushy as yours. 515 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:55,703 Mushy? No. 516 00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:57,370 That was not mushy. 517 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:58,371 Bad person is different 518 00:38:58,606 --> 00:39:00,041 - than doing a bad thing. - A little mushy, though. 519 00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:01,474 Is that what you just said? 520 00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:02,844 That's mushy. 521 00:39:04,212 --> 00:39:05,279 No. 522 00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:08,049 I hate mushy, so lay it on me. 523 00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:10,051 Okay, here it goes. 524 00:39:14,755 --> 00:39:15,890 Can I borrow your car? 525 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,162 Wow. Yeah, you're right. 526 00:39:21,262 --> 00:39:23,363 That wasn't mushy. That was tacky as fuck. 527 00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,432 Yeah, it was tacky. You don't have to give me the-- 528 00:39:25,498 --> 00:39:26,834 No, it's fine. Go for it. 529 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:31,672 You know, I'm gonna figure out what's going on in there. 530 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,141 I'm gonna do it. 531 00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:38,079 So what's up? 532 00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:39,947 You got a hot date with Delphine? 533 00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:43,284 Oh, yeah. You, uh-- You have no idea. 534 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:53,895 How far is this place? 535 00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:55,263 Just keep on this road. 536 00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:56,597 We're getting warmer. 537 00:39:58,766 --> 00:39:59,800 I've been driving for, like, an hour. 538 00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:06,974 ♪ So let us have a very merry Christmas ♪ 539 00:40:08,009 --> 00:40:11,612 ♪ Good love and joy and good wishes ♪ 540 00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:13,514 What is going on here? 541 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:18,920 Yeah. Let's scope it out first. 542 00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:22,690 ♪ A very merry Christmas 543 00:40:29,297 --> 00:40:30,463 You packing, Santa? 544 00:40:38,506 --> 00:40:39,573 You're good to go. 545 00:40:46,414 --> 00:40:47,748 ♪ Santa is my bitch 546 00:40:47,848 --> 00:40:49,449 ♪ And I tell him where the party at ♪ 547 00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:50,685 ♪ I'm gonna get my wish ♪ 548 00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:52,687 ♪ When I'm sitting on your daddy ass ♪ 549 00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:53,754 ♪ I do what I want ♪ 550 00:40:53,821 --> 00:40:55,690 ♪ So then fuck getting famous ♪ 551 00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:56,724 ♪ Jingle on your boots ♪ 552 00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,826 ♪ So I'm motherfucking famous ♪ 553 00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:01,996 This I did not expect. 554 00:41:02,096 --> 00:41:06,267 Let's just find her and get this over with. 555 00:41:06,334 --> 00:41:07,335 Agreed. 556 00:41:07,835 --> 00:41:10,871 We are pilgrims in an unholy land. 557 00:41:26,587 --> 00:41:27,922 Hello? 558 00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:30,925 Hello, everyone. 559 00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:35,529 First off, I wanna thank you all for coming out tonight. 560 00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:37,832 This is the third annual 561 00:41:37,932 --> 00:41:41,602 I'm Dreaming of a White Power Christmas party. 562 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:46,207 I know, right? Heil! 563 00:41:46,307 --> 00:41:47,908 Heil! 564 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:49,977 Tonight is the night 565 00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:53,014 where we get to show our true colors, 566 00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:56,217 who we really are inside. 567 00:41:56,751 --> 00:41:58,619 Something the world makes us hide. 568 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:01,922 makes us feel shame. 569 00:42:02,957 --> 00:42:05,626 We shouldn't have to feel shame for what we believe, 570 00:42:06,127 --> 00:42:09,363 for wanting a better America for our children. 571 00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:14,268 No, tonight we remind ourselves 572 00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:17,506 that Christmas is still a white Christian holiday 573 00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:20,875 that no one can take away from us. 574 00:42:21,842 --> 00:42:25,880 So, grab a drink, make out with someone 575 00:42:25,946 --> 00:42:31,052 under the mistletoe, and have some fucking fun. 576 00:42:31,752 --> 00:42:32,953 Heil! 577 00:42:36,557 --> 00:42:38,926 Okay. So, what are we thinking? 578 00:42:38,993 --> 00:42:41,595 Stakeout? Wait for her to use the john? 579 00:42:42,129 --> 00:42:43,998 No. We kill 'em all. 580 00:42:44,098 --> 00:42:45,534 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 581 00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:46,867 Let's talk about this. 582 00:42:49,336 --> 00:42:50,805 Nothing to talk about. 583 00:42:50,871 --> 00:42:52,306 For Christ's sake, 584 00:42:52,373 --> 00:42:53,874 at least get a gun. 585 00:42:54,509 --> 00:42:55,743 Guns are for pussies. 586 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,450 Hey, Santa, you want me to check that out-- 587 00:43:37,885 --> 00:43:40,821 ♪ So exciting to know he's near ♪ 588 00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:44,925 ♪ Can hardly wait, he's almost here ♪ 589 00:43:47,094 --> 00:43:49,663 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 590 00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:53,501 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 591 00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:57,037 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 592 00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:59,406 ♪ Tomorrow comes ♪ 593 00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:02,243 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 594 00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:11,352 ♪ These bells, they say jingle and sway ♪ 595 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:24,098 ♪ And a sound 596 00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:28,302 ♪ Of a sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 597 00:44:29,003 --> 00:44:32,306 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 598 00:44:32,373 --> 00:44:35,342 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 599 00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:38,412 What the shit? 600 00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:18,520 ♪ Oh, he's a sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 601 00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:22,756 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 602 00:45:23,324 --> 00:45:26,327 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 603 00:45:26,427 --> 00:45:28,530 ♪ Tomorrow comes ♪ 604 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:31,865 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 605 00:45:40,675 --> 00:45:41,842 Oh, shit. 606 00:45:45,547 --> 00:45:46,581 God. 607 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:51,720 Don't worry, kid. 608 00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:55,389 I know where she's going. 609 00:46:26,655 --> 00:46:27,888 Punish. 610 00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:56,845 Fuck. 611 00:47:58,713 --> 00:48:00,881 Oh, fuck! 612 00:48:33,046 --> 00:48:34,716 We almost died tonight. 613 00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:37,552 Yeah, but we didn't. 614 00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:40,254 It was reckless. Stupid. 615 00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:43,090 You wanted me to keep going? 616 00:48:43,157 --> 00:48:44,958 Yeah, with a gun. 617 00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:47,428 I'm sorry, I have principles. 618 00:48:47,494 --> 00:48:48,996 Principles, my ass. 619 00:48:49,096 --> 00:48:50,765 That was about control. 620 00:48:50,832 --> 00:48:53,100 You just wanted to do it your way. 621 00:48:53,668 --> 00:48:57,204 Yeah, fine. Maybe you're right. 622 00:48:58,205 --> 00:48:59,707 Uh, look... 623 00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:02,844 just don't wanna see you get killed. 624 00:49:04,344 --> 00:49:05,412 Oh, fuck! 625 00:49:07,549 --> 00:49:08,583 Oh, fuck. 626 00:49:08,683 --> 00:49:11,218 Hmm, good luck with that one. 627 00:49:21,629 --> 00:49:24,965 Okay, good choice. Okay. 628 00:49:26,133 --> 00:49:29,369 Merry Christmas and take care. 629 00:49:29,470 --> 00:49:30,872 Sorry, I'm late. 630 00:49:30,971 --> 00:49:34,676 Oh, thank God you're here. What happened to your face? 631 00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:35,710 What? 632 00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:38,312 Your f-- You know what? 633 00:49:38,378 --> 00:49:41,281 It's none of my business. Uh, I'm sorry. 634 00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:43,016 I have a bit of a problem. 635 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:44,218 What's up? 636 00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:45,687 Santa didn't show. 637 00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:47,321 George was supposed to be here like an hour ago, 638 00:49:47,421 --> 00:49:48,723 and I've called him, and I've called him. 639 00:49:48,790 --> 00:49:50,825 I even asked Claire from the bakery to go down to his house, 640 00:49:50,925 --> 00:49:53,561 -and there's no answer there. -Sorry, this, um George... 641 00:49:53,628 --> 00:49:55,429 George, the guy that you were talking to 642 00:49:55,496 --> 00:49:56,430 the other day? 643 00:49:56,531 --> 00:49:58,666 George Vilmo. He does Santa for us every year. 644 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,334 Could your dad do it? 645 00:50:00,434 --> 00:50:01,769 No. Not gonna happen. 646 00:50:01,836 --> 00:50:03,136 Not since the pooping incident. 647 00:50:03,671 --> 00:50:04,739 Pooping incident? 648 00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,340 Can you do it? 649 00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:09,176 I would appreciate it greatly, son. 650 00:50:09,911 --> 00:50:11,913 No. Tell her no. 651 00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:13,948 I know it's not your job, but it would mean a lot, 652 00:50:14,047 --> 00:50:15,382 especially to me. 653 00:50:15,449 --> 00:50:16,618 Billy, you put that suit on 654 00:50:16,718 --> 00:50:19,052 head to toe, you're gonna lose control. 655 00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:22,924 Where's the suit? 656 00:50:22,991 --> 00:50:24,258 Oh, thank you, Billy. 657 00:50:25,827 --> 00:50:27,896 Okay, it's in the back office. 658 00:50:27,962 --> 00:50:29,864 Do you, uh, do you know what you're doing? 659 00:50:29,964 --> 00:50:31,431 I assume you've never been Santa before. 660 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,868 Uh... 661 00:50:37,872 --> 00:50:39,039 What are you doing? 662 00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:40,875 I got this. 663 00:50:40,975 --> 00:50:42,544 This is more powerful than you know. 664 00:50:42,644 --> 00:50:44,646 Trust me, I have been here before. 665 00:50:44,712 --> 00:50:45,780 I'm not you. 666 00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:19,614 Okay, who's excited to meet Santa? 667 00:51:22,182 --> 00:51:24,217 Jesus, this is gonna be bad. 668 00:51:25,419 --> 00:51:27,321 Ah! That's it. 669 00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:29,489 Okay, Celia, look over here, baby. 670 00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:31,059 Smile. Ooh. 671 00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:53,748 Billy, listen to me. 672 00:51:54,414 --> 00:51:56,584 You're not going to kill this little girl. 673 00:51:56,684 --> 00:52:00,054 You hear me? That's not what Billy would do. 674 00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:02,724 Billy, Billy. 675 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:05,425 I need you to forget what you are. 676 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:09,764 Forget what you do. Do exactly what I say, okay? 677 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:15,135 Just follow me, buddy. Follow me. 678 00:52:17,471 --> 00:52:19,473 Hello, little girl. What's your name? 679 00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:22,076 So, what's your name? 680 00:52:22,175 --> 00:52:23,143 Celia. 681 00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:24,712 What a pretty name. 682 00:52:24,812 --> 00:52:25,947 Tell me, Celia, 683 00:52:26,714 --> 00:52:28,850 have you been a good girl this year? 684 00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:30,785 You been a good girl 685 00:52:30,885 --> 00:52:31,953 this year, Celia? 686 00:52:32,053 --> 00:52:35,155 Yes, well, except this one time. 687 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:38,325 I was mad at my mom, and I throw a banana at her, 688 00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:39,594 but I said sorry. 689 00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:41,863 Oh, I am so happy to hear that. 690 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,364 Is there something special you'd like for Christmas? 691 00:52:44,932 --> 00:52:46,266 A pink skateboard. 692 00:52:46,801 --> 00:52:49,804 Oh, boy. You're a skater? 693 00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:51,405 Yeah. 694 00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:52,573 And, uh, 695 00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,075 what about we get you a helmet, 696 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:56,744 so you don't dent that noggin of yours? 697 00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:58,245 A pink one? 698 00:52:58,345 --> 00:52:59,681 A pink one. 699 00:53:04,052 --> 00:53:06,219 Merry Christmas. 700 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:08,589 Uh, you got it from here, kid. 701 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:09,791 You can do this. 702 00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:11,926 He's pretty good. 703 00:53:13,594 --> 00:53:14,929 Yeah, he's um... 704 00:53:16,798 --> 00:53:18,800 -Yeah, nice, you know. -Mmhmm. 705 00:53:26,007 --> 00:53:28,142 Santa, what happened to your face? 706 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:33,047 Oh, um, Rudolph got a little frisky last night. 707 00:53:37,051 --> 00:53:38,218 He's so sweet. 708 00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:42,056 I remember taking you to Santa. 709 00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:49,329 Kid... 710 00:53:49,463 --> 00:53:51,431 I'm getting one of those feelings again. 711 00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:52,867 Not now, Charlie. 712 00:53:52,967 --> 00:53:54,635 I know, I know. I just-- 713 00:53:54,702 --> 00:53:56,003 I said not fucking now. 714 00:53:57,171 --> 00:53:58,873 Just scan the crowd quick. 715 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:13,187 So what do you want for Christmas, bud? 716 00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:14,254 A bike. 717 00:54:29,670 --> 00:54:30,738 Thank you. 718 00:54:32,673 --> 00:54:33,808 Sure. 719 00:54:37,078 --> 00:54:38,746 What? What's wrong? 720 00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:40,214 Do I need to remind you 721 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,516 what we do again? 722 00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:43,885 I'm aware. 723 00:54:43,951 --> 00:54:45,920 And what happens if we don't? 724 00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:50,758 Say it. 725 00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:52,960 I don't wanna say it. 726 00:54:54,262 --> 00:54:55,997 Let's say it together then. 727 00:54:56,097 --> 00:54:57,098 I don't wanna say it together. 728 00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:59,133 Fine, then I'll say it. 729 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:04,005 Someone else dies, and we don't get to choose. 730 00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:06,473 You wanna talk about control, bub? 731 00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:10,545 Who would you rather it be? A Nazi or a nine-year-old girl? 732 00:55:10,645 --> 00:55:11,879 A killer or a mom with a-- 733 00:55:11,946 --> 00:55:14,282 Yeah, I get it. I fucking get it. 734 00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:16,517 I don't think you do. 735 00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:18,719 Now's not the time to break 736 00:55:18,786 --> 00:55:20,721 a perfect 10 year killing streak. 737 00:55:29,263 --> 00:55:30,298 You hear what I said? 738 00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:31,498 Shh. 739 00:55:34,302 --> 00:55:35,468 Hello? 740 00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:40,575 Hello? 741 00:56:10,671 --> 00:56:12,039 Wait, wait. 742 00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:39,634 Wait, wait, wait. Keep it on. 743 00:57:14,969 --> 00:57:16,203 I wanna stay with you. 744 00:57:19,707 --> 00:57:21,008 I wanna go where you go. 745 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:30,184 I made you something. 746 00:57:46,634 --> 00:57:47,702 You like it? 747 00:57:49,303 --> 00:57:50,237 How'd you... 748 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,341 I learned from the best. 749 00:57:56,844 --> 00:57:59,013 See, the angel can go anywhere she wants. 750 00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:03,718 That's cheesy as fuck. 751 00:58:05,553 --> 00:58:06,754 I worked hard on that. 752 00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:10,224 It's beautiful. 753 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:19,200 ♪ Yeah, this is the time for love and care ♪ 754 00:58:26,207 --> 00:58:28,042 Dad! We're here. 755 00:58:29,210 --> 00:58:30,911 Will you put this in the kitchen, please? 756 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:33,047 Ugh. 757 00:58:34,181 --> 00:58:35,216 Go, go. 758 00:58:39,587 --> 00:58:43,758 ♪ This time of the year ♪ 759 00:58:46,961 --> 00:58:49,296 ♪ This time 760 00:58:50,765 --> 00:58:52,466 Ugh, what died in here? 761 00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:56,971 ♪ Of the year 762 00:58:57,038 --> 00:58:59,140 Hey, come help me out in here. 763 00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:01,475 Xavier, will you put that thing down, please? 764 00:59:42,616 --> 00:59:43,884 When was the last time 765 00:59:43,951 --> 00:59:44,852 you saw him? 766 00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:46,954 Uh, just the other day. 767 00:59:47,054 --> 00:59:48,489 He was-- he was-- he was here. 768 00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:51,292 He was-- he was in the store. 769 00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:53,160 They found George. 770 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:54,428 We were-- we were talking... 771 00:59:54,495 --> 00:59:56,597 His daughter and grandson, they-- 772 00:59:56,664 --> 00:59:59,967 They found his body. He was murdered. 773 01:00:05,406 --> 01:00:07,341 And that's not even the craziest part. 774 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:14,215 They found Gail, his wife, rolled up in a rug, 775 01:00:15,850 --> 01:00:18,385 tucked away in a crawl space in his basement. 776 01:00:23,090 --> 01:00:24,892 They said he murdered her. 777 01:00:27,628 --> 01:00:29,330 Stabbed her to death. 778 01:00:29,830 --> 01:00:31,799 I talked to him all the time. I-- 779 01:00:33,267 --> 01:00:38,172 He-- he was-- he was so sweet. I-- I thought I knew him. 780 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:50,084 Who's that over there? 781 01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:51,385 It really makes you wonder. 782 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,989 Uh, that's, uh, that's Billy. 783 01:00:55,624 --> 01:00:56,991 Who else you know who could be-- 784 01:00:57,091 --> 01:00:58,726 - He's new. - Hiding something so evil... 785 01:00:58,792 --> 01:00:59,894 He's a good kid. 786 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,128 In plain sight? 787 01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:07,101 When did you last see Mr. Vilmo? 788 01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:11,805 Let's see. 789 01:01:11,872 --> 01:01:16,210 Uh, started work here on the 20th, so, uh... 790 01:01:17,678 --> 01:01:19,013 So, yeah, the-- the 20th. 791 01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:20,247 And you spoke with him? 792 01:01:20,347 --> 01:01:21,415 No. 793 01:01:21,516 --> 01:01:22,683 I didn't interact with him. 794 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:24,251 I just saw him. 795 01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:26,253 Where are you from, Bill? 796 01:01:26,887 --> 01:01:28,822 Bar-- Baraboo, Wisconsin. 797 01:01:28,923 --> 01:01:30,758 Oh, yeah. Circus Museum. 798 01:01:30,824 --> 01:01:32,126 I got family in Milwaukee. 799 01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,260 That's great. 800 01:01:33,827 --> 01:01:36,030 How long you been in Hackett? 801 01:01:37,632 --> 01:01:39,200 Few days. 802 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,101 Ah. A few? 803 01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:42,269 Three? Five? 804 01:01:42,336 --> 01:01:43,505 Three. 805 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:44,872 Ah. 806 01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:46,675 How'd you get that? 807 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:47,676 What? 808 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:48,677 The shiner. 809 01:01:48,742 --> 01:01:50,244 Oh, a box. 810 01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:55,115 I work in the stockroom. 811 01:01:55,216 --> 01:01:56,850 Pulled down a box, it came down and went... 812 01:01:58,052 --> 01:01:59,753 Got me pretty good, so. 813 01:02:01,488 --> 01:02:02,823 I think we're good here, Bill. 814 01:02:02,923 --> 01:02:04,425 Uh, thanks for taking the time. 815 01:02:04,825 --> 01:02:06,260 Oh, hey. 816 01:02:06,327 --> 01:02:08,162 You happen to know a Delphine Anderson, do you? 817 01:02:09,263 --> 01:02:10,331 Delphine? 818 01:02:10,431 --> 01:02:14,368 Um, no, no, not-- not off the top of my head. 819 01:02:19,473 --> 01:02:20,642 Hm. 820 01:02:23,177 --> 01:02:25,179 The noose is tightening. 821 01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:29,016 They're gonna figure it out. 822 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:30,751 There are cops everywhere, 823 01:02:30,851 --> 01:02:33,454 and you missed a fucking day in the book. 824 01:02:35,456 --> 01:02:41,262 Yeah. But nothing happened. 825 01:02:48,469 --> 01:02:49,837 You saw that new missing child 826 01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:51,205 photo at the store? 827 01:02:51,305 --> 01:02:52,339 Unrelated. 828 01:02:52,406 --> 01:02:53,407 You're wrong, 829 01:02:53,508 --> 01:02:55,009 and you know you're wrong. 830 01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:57,845 I hate to break it to you, pal, but we've got to get out of town 831 01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:00,214 and find someone to kill tonight, 832 01:03:01,382 --> 01:03:03,350 or you're going to miss another day 833 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:06,521 and someone who wasn't supposed to die, will die. 834 01:03:07,054 --> 01:03:08,889 Innocent people die every day, Charlie. 835 01:03:08,956 --> 01:03:10,224 Hm. 836 01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:12,661 What happens when it's someone you know? 837 01:03:12,761 --> 01:03:16,297 Someone you care about? And you could've stopped it. 838 01:03:17,431 --> 01:03:20,134 This town is fucked up, and I know it-- 839 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,537 The whole world is fucked up, Charlie, 840 01:03:22,637 --> 01:03:24,572 and I can't do anything about it. 841 01:03:25,172 --> 01:03:27,374 I didn't want this. I didn't choose this. 842 01:03:28,876 --> 01:03:30,745 I got a taste of something different, 843 01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:35,082 something good, something real. 844 01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:42,222 Being Santa for those kids being with Pam. 845 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:44,925 That's what I want. 846 01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:47,796 Did you say something? 847 01:03:50,264 --> 01:03:51,332 No. 848 01:04:00,675 --> 01:04:02,476 This episode is fucked up. 849 01:04:03,377 --> 01:04:04,646 As newspapers realize 850 01:04:04,713 --> 01:04:05,879 that there's a strangler 851 01:04:05,946 --> 01:04:07,448 on the loose, the story becomes-- 852 01:04:07,549 --> 01:04:09,049 What happens when she finds out 853 01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:10,284 what you do? 854 01:04:10,384 --> 01:04:11,619 There's this entity 855 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,020 committing these crimes... 856 01:04:29,537 --> 01:04:32,005 You know what? Fuck it. 857 01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:47,988 ♪ Silent night 858 01:04:49,957 --> 01:04:51,559 ♪ Holy night ♪ 859 01:04:54,596 --> 01:05:01,435 ♪ All is calm All is bright ♪ 860 01:05:03,971 --> 01:05:10,377 ♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child ♪ 861 01:05:12,514 --> 01:05:13,748 Someone there? 862 01:05:13,848 --> 01:05:20,789 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 863 01:05:22,791 --> 01:05:29,196 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 864 01:05:34,001 --> 01:05:35,703 Jesus! 865 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:37,839 Oh, my God. Son! 866 01:05:37,906 --> 01:05:40,073 I'll get you out, so don't-- don't-- don't worry. 867 01:05:40,174 --> 01:05:42,510 I'll get you-- I'll get you out. I'll get you out. 868 01:05:49,049 --> 01:05:50,284 Okay, don't you worry, Tommy. 869 01:05:50,384 --> 01:05:52,219 I'm gonna, I'm gonna call for help, okay? 870 01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:55,623 I'm gonna get you out, I'm gonna call for help. 871 01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:00,227 I know, son. 872 01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:10,839 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 873 01:06:25,954 --> 01:06:30,390 ♪ Silent night 874 01:06:30,457 --> 01:06:35,128 ♪ Holy night ♪ 875 01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:39,634 ♪ Son of God ♪ 876 01:06:39,701 --> 01:06:44,739 ♪ Love's pure light ♪ 877 01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:48,510 ♪ Radiant beams ♪ 878 01:06:48,576 --> 01:06:53,447 ♪ From Thy holy face ♪ 879 01:06:54,348 --> 01:06:57,952 ♪ With the dawn 880 01:06:58,051 --> 01:07:03,290 ♪ Of redeeming grace ♪ 881 01:07:03,925 --> 01:07:07,929 ♪ Jesus Lord, at Thy birth 882 01:07:07,996 --> 01:07:14,268 ♪ At Thy birth ♪ 883 01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:21,843 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth 884 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:49,303 Billy, look up. Look up. 885 01:07:59,212 --> 01:08:00,848 I wish Santa was real. 886 01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:07,055 Why? 887 01:08:08,756 --> 01:08:10,390 So I could get my Christmas wish. 888 01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:53,868 I'd only ask for one thing 889 01:08:54,669 --> 01:08:56,871 for the person who did this, 890 01:08:59,339 --> 01:09:05,546 so he could watch me slowly cut him 891 01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:11,052 into itty-bitty pieces. 892 01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:25,833 Do you trust me? 893 01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:29,871 Why? 894 01:09:29,971 --> 01:09:32,140 This is a bad idea. 895 01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:38,012 Um, what if I told you-- 896 01:09:38,079 --> 01:09:39,446 You tell her, 897 01:09:39,547 --> 01:09:41,749 and you're going to lose her. 898 01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:43,518 What if I told you that-- 899 01:09:47,755 --> 01:09:49,423 What if I told you that I could make your wish 900 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,424 come true? 901 01:09:55,797 --> 01:09:56,964 How? 902 01:09:58,132 --> 01:09:59,299 Who's the Snatcher? 903 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,103 He steals kids. 904 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:07,742 We got him? 905 01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:09,077 I got him. 906 01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:22,422 When I was eight years old, 907 01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:25,126 my parents were murdered in front of me. 908 01:10:25,258 --> 01:10:26,994 Geoffrey! 909 01:10:27,095 --> 01:10:28,796 By a man dressed 910 01:10:28,896 --> 01:10:29,997 as Santa Clause. 911 01:10:30,098 --> 01:10:30,965 Hey! 912 01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:37,872 Turns out that man was the janitor 913 01:10:37,972 --> 01:10:39,507 at my grandfather's hospice. 914 01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:48,916 I just remember being... scared. 915 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,887 But also mesmerized. 916 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:55,957 You know, like-- like he was drawing me in. 917 01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:58,425 That's when I felt it. 918 01:11:11,172 --> 01:11:13,373 Charlie's been with me ever since that day. 919 01:11:14,175 --> 01:11:15,176 Wake up, kid. 920 01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:20,047 So-- so you... 921 01:11:21,883 --> 01:11:23,117 You're a serial killer? 922 01:11:23,217 --> 01:11:25,620 I wish it was that easy. 923 01:11:28,723 --> 01:11:30,591 And nobody wanted to adopt a kid 924 01:11:30,658 --> 01:11:31,959 with an imaginary friend 925 01:11:32,059 --> 01:11:35,096 telling him to kill people at Christmastime. 926 01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:38,533 Only at Christmas? 927 01:11:38,633 --> 01:11:41,468 Yeah, the-- the advent calendar, 24 days of Christmas. 928 01:11:45,006 --> 01:11:48,042 I-- I didn't kill anyone until I was 17 years old. 929 01:11:50,711 --> 01:11:53,114 Until Charlie felt that I was ready. 930 01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:55,550 She needs to be punished. 931 01:11:56,617 --> 01:11:57,919 The first person I killed 932 01:11:58,019 --> 01:12:00,054 was my last foster mom. 933 01:12:01,889 --> 01:12:03,558 She would drug us. 934 01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:06,393 Breakfast! 935 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:07,662 And wait for us all 936 01:12:07,762 --> 01:12:09,429 to fall asleep. 937 01:12:12,465 --> 01:12:14,936 Then lock the doors and go off for the day. 938 01:12:16,704 --> 01:12:18,172 The drugging wasn't the half of it. 939 01:12:18,906 --> 01:12:21,341 If you broke something in her perfect house, 940 01:12:23,044 --> 01:12:24,512 the punishment would be the same. 941 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:31,384 It's okay. 942 01:12:32,553 --> 01:12:33,621 And the scariest part was 943 01:12:33,721 --> 01:12:35,388 you never knew when it was gonna come. 944 01:12:47,134 --> 01:12:49,469 Three died under her watch. 945 01:12:50,638 --> 01:12:52,405 All accidents. 946 01:12:52,506 --> 01:12:54,842 All while she was collecting thousands from the state. 947 01:12:55,843 --> 01:12:56,844 She had to go. 948 01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:04,952 ♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go Up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 949 01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:07,221 You wanna fuck with me, you little shit? 950 01:13:13,294 --> 01:13:14,562 Needless to say, 951 01:13:14,629 --> 01:13:16,864 I-- I-- I wasn't very good at first, 952 01:13:16,964 --> 01:13:19,000 but I got the job done. 953 01:13:39,053 --> 01:13:45,393 ♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go Get ready for a ride ♪ 954 01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:47,762 Charlie wasn't just an imaginary friend 955 01:13:47,828 --> 01:13:49,163 or a split personality. 956 01:13:49,964 --> 01:13:51,966 He could see... 957 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:53,968 He could see evil. 958 01:13:55,636 --> 01:13:57,437 Um, and the more I got to know him, 959 01:13:57,505 --> 01:14:00,341 I found out that he was blessed with the same curse as me. 960 01:14:01,142 --> 01:14:03,577 So your parents, they-- 961 01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:05,079 They were-- 962 01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:06,781 They murdered my grandfather. 963 01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,684 They poisoned him, but, before, getting him 964 01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:12,219 to sign over my father's inheritance. 965 01:14:16,424 --> 01:14:17,325 Grandpa? 966 01:14:18,059 --> 01:14:19,427 How many people have you killed? 967 01:14:20,928 --> 01:14:24,265 A lot. But they were all bad. 968 01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:37,078 ♪ Were you good for Mom and Dad? ♪ 969 01:14:37,178 --> 01:14:41,582 ♪ Santa knows if you've been bad ♪ 970 01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:49,123 ♪ In Santa's bag of toys ♪ 971 01:14:49,757 --> 01:14:50,791 Naughty. 972 01:14:50,891 --> 01:14:53,894 ♪ But Christmas won't be fun and games ♪ 973 01:14:53,961 --> 01:14:56,330 ♪ For naughty girls and boys ♪ 974 01:14:57,965 --> 01:15:00,500 ♪ Oh, Santa's watching ♪ 975 01:15:00,601 --> 01:15:01,936 ♪ Santa's waiting ♪ 976 01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:10,745 ♪ If you do your best this year ♪ 977 01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:15,249 I had to run for obvious reasons. 978 01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:17,618 But I-- I was never alone. 979 01:15:19,787 --> 01:15:20,955 And Charlie was with me 980 01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:22,223 the whole time. 981 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:24,959 Hey Billy, it's garbage day. 982 01:15:26,427 --> 01:15:28,129 He taught me how to land jobs 983 01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:30,131 or find places to live. 984 01:15:31,799 --> 01:15:32,933 Just survive. 985 01:15:34,802 --> 01:15:35,836 When he asks, 986 01:15:35,936 --> 01:15:37,004 "When can you start?" 987 01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:39,040 always ask, "When do you need me?" 988 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,809 When can you start? 989 01:15:42,376 --> 01:15:43,744 When do you need me? 990 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:49,216 He was like a father. 991 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:55,589 Oh, you're okay. 992 01:15:56,090 --> 01:15:57,625 Just take a little piece of toilet paper 993 01:15:57,725 --> 01:15:59,260 and stick it to the blood. 994 01:15:59,794 --> 01:16:01,062 But also kinda like a-- 995 01:16:01,128 --> 01:16:02,963 He's kinda like a compass. 996 01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:10,838 He needed my eyes 997 01:16:10,938 --> 01:16:11,972 to identify them, 998 01:16:12,206 --> 01:16:17,411 but then he would show me why they needed to be, um, punished. 999 01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:20,047 - No! - Give me the fucking money! 1000 01:16:43,304 --> 01:16:44,205 Naughty. 1001 01:16:51,045 --> 01:16:53,881 And you have to dress like Santa? 1002 01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:56,585 It flips a switch. 1003 01:16:58,219 --> 01:17:02,923 Helps me slip from Billy into something else. 1004 01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:08,329 What? The fuck you want? 1005 01:17:10,131 --> 01:17:11,966 Get the fuck outta here, Santa. 1006 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:41,162 ♪ Join the happy old song ♪ 1007 01:17:41,262 --> 01:17:44,932 ♪ Winter time sing along ♪ 1008 01:17:45,466 --> 01:17:49,803 ♪ Jingle bells are jingling Santa's elves are singing ♪ 1009 01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:53,340 ♪ Won't you come along? 1010 01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:58,746 What's keeping you from killing me, Billy? 1011 01:17:58,846 --> 01:18:01,882 I told you. You're a good person. 1012 01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:11,258 So... you're crazy. 1013 01:18:12,293 --> 01:18:13,494 Here we go. 1014 01:18:13,595 --> 01:18:14,995 Yeah. Yeah, you know, 1015 01:18:15,095 --> 01:18:17,164 after hearing me say all that out loud, 1016 01:18:17,264 --> 01:18:19,133 yeah, I'm a little, little crazy. 1017 01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:23,971 And yet I'm still here. 1018 01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:28,475 ♪ He's bringing his reindeer and sleigh ♪ 1019 01:18:28,543 --> 01:18:33,447 ♪ Same time each year, he brings joy and cheer ♪ 1020 01:18:33,548 --> 01:18:34,683 Hmm. 1021 01:18:34,748 --> 01:18:36,383 I think you found a good one, kid. 1022 01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:40,087 Charlie says he likes you. 1023 01:18:41,922 --> 01:18:43,290 ♪ Christmas is here 1024 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:45,392 ♪ Ding dong ♪ 1025 01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:48,495 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1026 01:18:48,597 --> 01:18:53,801 ♪ Ding dong Christmas is here ♪ 1027 01:18:54,969 --> 01:18:58,339 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 1028 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:04,345 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 1029 01:19:38,178 --> 01:19:39,313 He's here? 1030 01:19:40,047 --> 01:19:41,716 Oh, he's here. 1031 01:20:03,705 --> 01:20:04,706 Stay close. 1032 01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,428 Someone was just here. 1033 01:22:40,994 --> 01:22:42,129 Billy. 1034 01:22:54,642 --> 01:22:57,010 Pam, be careful. 1035 01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:08,422 What the fuck? 1036 01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:17,532 Jesus, Billy. 1037 01:23:17,632 --> 01:23:18,867 There's a kid down there! 1038 01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:20,133 Pam, wait! 1039 01:23:21,468 --> 01:23:22,369 I'm coming. 1040 01:23:22,469 --> 01:23:23,972 No, no. Stay there. I'll hand her up. 1041 01:23:24,037 --> 01:23:25,707 Hey, hey, hey. 1042 01:23:25,807 --> 01:23:27,207 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, oh. 1043 01:23:32,547 --> 01:23:34,281 - You got her? - Get on that ladder. 1044 01:23:34,381 --> 01:23:35,550 Okay. 1045 01:23:47,662 --> 01:23:49,496 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 1046 01:23:49,597 --> 01:23:50,832 Oh, my God. There's another one! 1047 01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:55,135 He's alive. 1048 01:24:09,551 --> 01:24:10,417 Tommy? 1049 01:24:11,886 --> 01:24:14,054 Okay, I got you. 1050 01:24:21,295 --> 01:24:22,162 No! 1051 01:24:26,466 --> 01:24:28,302 Pam. Pam! 1052 01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:38,813 I know where she is, kid. 1053 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,915 Just follow my lead. 1054 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,417 Walk straight. 1055 01:24:48,756 --> 01:24:53,093 Keep going. Keep going. 1056 01:24:55,095 --> 01:24:59,166 Okay, now he has Pam three feet to your left. 1057 01:25:02,336 --> 01:25:03,972 You need to be careful. 1058 01:25:15,415 --> 01:25:19,053 He's got a knife to her throat, hand over her mouth. 1059 01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:24,759 He's on top of her, just below the surface. 1060 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,160 Now! 1061 01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:36,203 Pam, run! Pam, get out of here! 1062 01:25:45,913 --> 01:25:47,214 Where the fuck is my phone? 1063 01:25:50,885 --> 01:25:51,853 Fuck! 1064 01:26:04,799 --> 01:26:06,166 Billy? 1065 01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:10,203 Billy? 1066 01:26:16,678 --> 01:26:17,879 Billy. 1067 01:26:27,055 --> 01:26:28,188 Billy. 1068 01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:35,328 Oh. I got you. 1069 01:26:36,430 --> 01:26:37,999 Oh, my God. 1070 01:26:39,466 --> 01:26:41,368 I think he got me pretty good. 1071 01:26:42,469 --> 01:26:43,705 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1072 01:26:43,805 --> 01:26:45,740 Okay. Come, sit down. 1073 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:46,908 I think I killed him. 1074 01:26:47,008 --> 01:26:47,875 Oh... 1075 01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:49,544 You cut his fucking head off, kid. 1076 01:26:49,644 --> 01:26:51,646 Sit down. Oh, my God. 1077 01:26:51,713 --> 01:26:53,614 You stay with the kids. I'm gonna get the car. 1078 01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:55,516 I just need to get the kids outta here. 1079 01:26:56,184 --> 01:26:57,217 Billy. 1080 01:26:59,419 --> 01:27:01,055 What's wrong with Santa? 1081 01:27:03,256 --> 01:27:05,425 Santa's hurt but we're gonna help him, okay? 1082 01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:08,462 Are you okay? Yeah. 1083 01:27:09,630 --> 01:27:10,598 Okay. 1084 01:27:10,665 --> 01:27:12,800 Come on, Billy. Hang on. 1085 01:27:13,801 --> 01:27:15,870 Stay with me, buddy. Stay with me. 1086 01:27:19,339 --> 01:27:22,043 Come on, kid. This isn't our time. 1087 01:27:22,543 --> 01:27:23,811 We can make it. 1088 01:27:27,048 --> 01:27:28,049 Ah... 1089 01:27:40,995 --> 01:27:41,996 Billy! 1090 01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:42,997 Pam, everything's-- 1091 01:27:43,097 --> 01:27:45,199 Billy! Get the fuck out of here! 1092 01:27:45,298 --> 01:27:47,267 - Ugh. - Billy... 1093 01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:48,368 I'm sorry, kid. 1094 01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:50,370 I should've saw that one coming. 1095 01:27:50,470 --> 01:27:52,472 Billy. No, no, no. 1096 01:27:54,341 --> 01:27:55,843 What did you do? 1097 01:28:02,550 --> 01:28:03,851 I wanna go where you go. 1098 01:28:06,053 --> 01:28:07,387 I wanna stay here with you. 1099 01:28:11,926 --> 01:28:12,927 Billy. 1100 01:28:13,426 --> 01:28:14,394 Charlie. 1101 01:28:15,596 --> 01:28:16,764 I'm gonna miss you, bub. 1102 01:28:17,799 --> 01:28:22,703 I don't want you to go, Charlie. Charlie, I don't want you to go. 1103 01:28:22,804 --> 01:28:24,304 You take good care of her. 1104 01:28:24,371 --> 01:28:25,506 -You hear? -Charlie... 1105 01:28:25,573 --> 01:28:28,341 - You found a good one. - Charlie... 1106 01:28:32,046 --> 01:28:35,382 Take her hand. Now, kid. 1107 01:28:36,284 --> 01:28:37,350 Now. 1108 01:28:47,595 --> 01:28:48,729 Pam! 1109 01:28:49,630 --> 01:28:50,565 What? 1110 01:28:51,331 --> 01:28:53,167 No, no, no, no. 1111 01:28:53,267 --> 01:28:55,970 No, Pam. Pam. 1112 01:28:58,673 --> 01:29:01,474 Pam. Wake up. 1113 01:29:04,011 --> 01:29:05,847 I'm here, okay? I-- I'm here. 1114 01:29:16,257 --> 01:29:17,390 Everything's gonna be okay. 1115 01:29:19,627 --> 01:29:22,129 Everything's gonna be okay. 1116 01:29:31,038 --> 01:29:34,242 Help, help! Please, please! 1117 01:29:34,342 --> 01:29:35,475 Help! 1118 01:29:42,783 --> 01:29:43,951 You're aggressive. 1119 01:29:44,585 --> 01:29:46,754 Officer down, officer down. 1120 01:30:11,846 --> 01:30:12,813 Hey. 1121 01:30:15,917 --> 01:30:17,018 Billy? 1122 01:30:17,885 --> 01:30:19,754 It's okay. I'm right here. 1123 01:30:20,288 --> 01:30:21,222 Where? 1124 01:30:29,630 --> 01:30:30,831 Are you ready for this?