1 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,547 - Carolyn! - Carolyn! 2 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:26,987 Hey. 3 00:00:27,054 --> 00:00:29,491 - Carolyn, over here! - Come on, Carolyn! 4 00:00:49,198 --> 00:00:52,772 I need a different color. Sorry, I just... 5 00:00:55,545 --> 00:00:57,448 This isn't gonna work for where I'm going. They'll, um-- 6 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,351 Do you want a different shade or-- 7 00:00:59,418 --> 00:01:00,220 No. 8 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:04,629 Let's go with something safe. Um... 9 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:12,545 A neutral... A shade of nude. Sorry. 10 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,102 Your sister-in-law is downstairs. 11 00:01:42,237 --> 00:01:45,711 Tell her I'll be down in a minute. I just need to change. 12 00:01:46,881 --> 00:01:48,182 Thanks, Rosemarie. 13 00:02:16,506 --> 00:02:19,813 Carolyn! Carolyn! 14 00:03:02,297 --> 00:03:03,734 I don't want her holding this weekend over me 15 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,505 like she does every other family function. 16 00:03:05,571 --> 00:03:08,242 She's trying, John. 17 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:09,546 This is her trying. 18 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:10,948 Just give her some grace. 19 00:03:11,015 --> 00:03:13,252 I just... It's a wedding, for Christ's sake. 20 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:17,829 She acts as if I'm asking her to attend the Democratic National Convention. 21 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:19,699 Did you stay at the hotel again? 22 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:24,676 It's not like she's begging me to come home. 23 00:03:48,657 --> 00:03:50,929 What happened? Supposed to leave an hour ago. 24 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:54,302 It's a summer Friday. The tunnel was a parking lot. Hi. 25 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,643 You haven't been on time a day in your life, but when it inconveniences you-- 26 00:03:57,709 --> 00:04:00,280 I'm just saying we're gonna miss the welcome drinks. 27 00:04:00,347 --> 00:04:01,950 My family's gonna throw a hissy fit. 28 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:03,955 They're gonna find a reason to throw one no matter what. 29 00:04:04,022 --> 00:04:06,092 -Guys, I'm not doing this with you. -So if you wanna go there-- 30 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:08,964 Okay, we both agreed to give each other the benefit of the doubt. 31 00:04:13,941 --> 00:04:16,278 -Where's Jay? -He couldn't make it. 32 00:04:16,445 --> 00:04:18,383 -Who's Jay? -The instructor. 33 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:21,288 -And where are his crutches? 34 00:04:21,355 --> 00:04:25,063 He complains about his recovery time, and yet he doesn't bring them-- 35 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,566 Pick your battles. 36 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,704 I'm sorry. 37 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:49,546 I'm just anxious. 38 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:52,752 I love you. 39 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,693 I appreciate you being here. 40 00:05:11,355 --> 00:05:12,959 I love you too. 41 00:05:14,461 --> 00:05:16,365 -Good. 42 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:27,120 Let's go. 43 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:15,885 Essex ground 9253 November, ready to taxi with Mike northeast bound. 44 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:19,592 9253 November, target is clear for takeoff, runway 22. 45 00:06:19,826 --> 00:06:24,468 Runway 22, cleared for takeoff. Saratoga 9253 November. 46 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:07,928 A pack, please. 47 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,143 Avert your eyes. 48 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,380 How was that nightcap? 49 00:09:17,581 --> 00:09:20,888 I ended up at the Tunnel rolling around in the ball pit with Mickey Rourke. 50 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:23,960 -Like hooking up? -I don't know. I don't remember. 51 00:09:24,161 --> 00:09:27,735 But the sun was coming up when I left, so now I'm just bracing for impact. 52 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:29,872 You go home with that guy? 53 00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:32,512 What guy? 54 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,883 The hot, tan one you were talking to with the forearms and the bad jeans? 55 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,021 I thought I saw you guys leave together? 56 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:39,191 I just went home. I was so tired. 57 00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:43,265 Ugh. You're so fucking cagey sometimes. Here I am pouring my heart out. 58 00:09:45,571 --> 00:09:46,840 What do you want me to tell you? 59 00:09:46,973 --> 00:09:48,476 -That you fucked him. 60 00:09:48,743 --> 00:09:51,382 And that I'm not alone on my path to self-destruction. 61 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,252 Hold it, please. 62 00:09:55,824 --> 00:09:58,163 By the way, I wore your Egyptian Musk last night, 63 00:09:58,195 --> 00:10:00,667 and I'm not kidding, three different guys, like, inhaled me. 64 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,237 One of them said I smelled like a Laundromat, 65 00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:04,274 which, like, weird, but I'll take it. 66 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:05,744 Shh. 67 00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:17,769 Grace, he could hear you. 68 00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:19,805 I thought the rule about not talking in the elevator was more of a myth. 69 00:10:19,872 --> 00:10:22,845 -Like his sexuality. -Shh. Shh. 70 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,951 He has cameras everywhere. 71 00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:28,189 -Give me a raise, motherfucker. 72 00:10:47,795 --> 00:10:48,864 I didn't. 73 00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:49,999 I left two. 74 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:52,270 Fuck. Grace. 75 00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:55,644 Why would he bother pursuing you if he knows he doesn't have to? 76 00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:59,819 I've tried playing hard to get, and apparently I play it too well. 77 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:01,823 Come here. 78 00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:04,160 Come here. 79 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,703 Look at me. 80 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:10,908 You're beautiful. 81 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,310 Okay? 82 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,147 Hey. 83 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:18,957 Exploit his insecurities. 84 00:11:20,794 --> 00:11:21,996 I read that somewhere. 85 00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:24,101 -Until when? -Until you're bored of him, 86 00:11:24,168 --> 00:11:25,871 or he's too old to leave you. 87 00:11:25,971 --> 00:11:28,476 Can we save the powwow for after work, please? 88 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:31,415 We need those looks that we pulled for Demi pressed, bagged, and labeled, 89 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,687 and her PR rep is gonna be here in, like, an hour. 90 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,423 Let's go. Chop chop. 91 00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,427 Thank you. 92 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,765 And don't forget that we have that fitting with Annette at 11:00. 93 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:46,846 Prime example. Tanya tries too hard to be authoritative. 94 00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:49,785 Therefore, I have no respect for her authority. 95 00:11:51,889 --> 00:11:54,696 I feel like her prisoner in this showroom, 96 00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:57,635 as much as I love helping Diane Sawyer accessorize. 97 00:11:57,702 --> 00:12:00,273 Just tell Calvin you want to move to PR. He loves you. 98 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:01,810 Oh, yeah. 99 00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:03,980 Company's hemorrhaging money, and he just got out of rehab. 100 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,118 Now's the time to make it all about me. 101 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:08,289 I haven't even been here a year. 102 00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:11,428 Well, you used to be folding his sweaters at the mall, and now look where you are. 103 00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:14,301 -I miss the mall. 104 00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:02,230 Yo, this look like a library? Fifty cents, man. 105 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:08,576 Yo, you get what you needed? 106 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:17,227 John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for a second time. 107 00:13:17,294 --> 00:13:20,166 His courthouse days may be numbered for John F. Kennedy Jr. 108 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,939 John F. Kennedy Jr.'s flunked the New York State bar exam again. 109 00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:24,341 Kennedy will lose his job. 110 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,846 Kennedy's last chance. 111 00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:28,751 John F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a long, grueling prospect of studies... 112 00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:30,788 ...the dashing son of the late president... 113 00:13:30,855 --> 00:13:32,524 He may have been called the sexiest man alive, 114 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,662 but tonight he was just plain embarrassed. 115 00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:37,635 Strike three and he's out of his job as assistant DA. 116 00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:40,073 What's next for the famous heir? 117 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:52,698 "So what if he flubbed the bar exam twice?" 118 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,300 Twice is in parentheticals. 119 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,706 "America's uncrowned prince is facing 30 120 00:13:56,939 --> 00:14:01,048 with a steady girlfriend, fabulous looks, even a movie role. 121 00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:04,722 But now it's time to hit those law books." 122 00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:07,895 If it makes you feel any better, anyone who knows you 123 00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:10,634 knows that you don't have a steady girlfriend. 124 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,671 Fuck off. 125 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:14,542 I can't show my face around the city with these headlines everywhere. 126 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,546 But you'll show your dick to everyone at the gym. 127 00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:18,215 Apparently this is all I'm good for. 128 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,556 Well, as your cousin, obviously I disagree. 129 00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:25,196 Also, I'm an actual prince w-with a title and everything. 130 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,236 W-What is this obsession with anointing you? 131 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,976 You know, the funny thing is when I first saw the headline, "The Hunk Flunks," 132 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:36,652 I thought to myself, "Wow, this is bad, but it couldn't possibly get any worse." 133 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:39,224 You'll take it again. 134 00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:43,934 The DA's office has a three-strike policy for their assistants. 135 00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:46,338 If I fail again, I'm out of a job. 136 00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:48,810 Well, then I guess you better not fail. 137 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,805 I-I mean, it's... it's beautiful. Uh... 138 00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:07,080 Well, we can also try it with a shawl. We can do different styling options. 139 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:10,587 Is it the fit you're bumping up against or the dress itself? 140 00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:13,594 Both. N-Neither. 141 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,767 I'm sorry, I'm really not very good at this kind of thing. 142 00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,670 Um, what do you think? 143 00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:23,045 Oh, I-I think we can find you something better. 144 00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:26,218 -Really? -Yes. 145 00:15:26,318 --> 00:15:28,389 You know right away if a dress works. 146 00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,493 The confidence should wash over you. 147 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,430 Well, Calvin specifically had this dress in mind for her, Carolyn, 148 00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,134 so why don't we try it with the shawl? 149 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,637 We can go from there. 150 00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,009 I'm so sorry. 151 00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:40,313 I was stuck on the phone with David Geffen. 152 00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:42,350 -How are you? - Hi. 153 00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:46,424 Let's have a look. 154 00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:49,832 How do you feel? 155 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:52,639 Well, I mean, it's, um-- it's beautiful. 156 00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:55,977 Uh, but Carolyn was just saying we could try some other options. 157 00:15:57,849 --> 00:16:00,720 Yes, the collection's so wide-ranging, I just... 158 00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:04,360 I just figured we could pull some alts. 159 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:12,578 Remind me, this is for the, um, Bugsy premiere, right? 160 00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:13,746 Yeah. 161 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:22,898 I mean... 162 00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,737 This is something a little more charming. 163 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:31,649 You know? It's a sexier option. 164 00:16:35,289 --> 00:16:36,491 I had an idea. 165 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,663 Why don't we let Calvin decide? 166 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,003 Well, what, does she not work here too? 167 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,240 N-No, I... 168 00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:48,215 One second. 169 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,029 Calvin designed this suit as part of the menswear collection, 170 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,100 and I'm obsessed with it. 171 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,570 The detailing is just... 172 00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,241 Tanya. 173 00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:03,178 Here. 174 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:07,688 Okay. 175 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:11,161 Okay. So obviously, we'd have to take it in a bit, 176 00:17:11,562 --> 00:17:13,332 but I think it's a bold choice, 177 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,505 and a fun nod to the film noir, gangster genre. 178 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,583 I love it. Can I please take her home with me? 179 00:17:22,049 --> 00:17:23,620 - O-Okay. 180 00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:26,091 Are you and Warren planning on walking the carpet together? 181 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,230 Because-- I-I only ask 'cause I wouldn't want your outfits to clash. 182 00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:30,868 All eyes are gonna be on you. 183 00:17:30,935 --> 00:17:32,905 If he needs a different shade of suit, he'll survive. 184 00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,374 Mm-hmm. 185 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:39,150 I saw his name on the guest list for the Amazon fundraiser. 186 00:17:39,217 --> 00:17:40,620 -Are you gonna be there? -Oh, I can't. 187 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,092 I have a-a stage reading at Circle in the Square. 188 00:17:43,358 --> 00:17:45,664 Well, every major designer is gonna be there, 189 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,503 so if I see Warren Beatty in Armani or Ralph Lauren, 190 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,341 -you'll be hearing from me. 191 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,519 Did you want to pull some accessories for Annette? 192 00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,188 Sure. 193 00:17:58,355 --> 00:18:00,093 No, I was talking to Carolyn. 194 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,373 You do know those pictures don't help with the nepotism charges. 195 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,143 They said the same shit when your father appointed me 196 00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:44,982 US Attorney of the Southern District of New York 30 years ago. 197 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,721 Do you think anybody's questioning my credentials now? 198 00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,092 How you holding up? 199 00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:53,298 Great. Why? Did something incredibly embarrassing happen recently? 200 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,969 At least they called you hunky. 201 00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:58,008 I'm not sure that qualifies as a silver lining. 202 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,179 Look, you'll take it a third time. You'll pass it. 203 00:19:00,312 --> 00:19:02,150 This will all be ancient history. 204 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,622 I can still recite the editorials about my high school report card. 205 00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:06,926 I can assure you it won't be. 206 00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:08,730 And by the way, I'm well aware 207 00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:11,034 that this is the least compelling sob story in the world. 208 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:14,340 You cannot let the people around you narrate your successes and your setbacks. 209 00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:17,814 At a certain point you have to decide how you want to feel about them. 210 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,933 Her assistant's picking that up at 3:00, so just double-check 211 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,035 and make sure it's good to go. 212 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,605 It's ready. I got it. 213 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:31,942 Uh, and did that jacket come back from the tailor yet? 214 00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,579 - Y-Yeah. -Hey, Tanya. 215 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:39,858 Um, do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser? 216 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:45,069 Don't confuse his little pat on the back earlier 217 00:19:45,136 --> 00:19:47,173 for your status at this company. 218 00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:50,547 You're a saleswoman, Carolyn. That's it. 219 00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,692 Strong candidate for an exorcism. 220 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:58,228 Whatever, I'm still going. 221 00:19:58,395 --> 00:20:00,199 Really? What if she sees you? 222 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,371 If she wants to try and sideline me, have at it. 223 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:11,655 Fellas, the hyenas have set up camp, so don't forget to suck in. 224 00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,200 Let's go easy on John, all right? 225 00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:19,805 Can't have America finding out their favorite son has butterfingers. 226 00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,408 Eat my ass, Colin. 227 00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:23,178 Hey, I'd love to go where only Madonna's gone before. 228 00:20:23,311 --> 00:20:24,782 - Oh! 229 00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:27,186 Hey, hey, we have an odd number. 230 00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:29,057 Then I'll be designated QB. 231 00:20:29,057 --> 00:20:30,593 Oh, so both teams can suck? 232 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,134 Talk some shit out of the gate. Let's go. 233 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,770 - All right, let's go. 234 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:36,972 Hey, hang on a sec. 235 00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:42,350 Hey, Troy. I thought I burned you in Columbus Circle. 236 00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:44,221 I'm like white on rice, Johnny. 237 00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,257 Prove it. We're down a man. 238 00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,472 Hey, Murph, throw me the fucking ball, okay? 239 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:06,331 Up the side, up the side. 240 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,731 Watch Happy Feet right here. 241 00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:38,395 Probably not. 242 00:21:38,462 --> 00:21:40,465 Of course not. 243 00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:43,973 Mom... 244 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:45,743 -Hi. Sorry I'm late. - Ah. 245 00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:50,587 -Where are you coming from? -Well, I had a touch football game. 246 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,056 At least make something up. 247 00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:54,995 -Hats off at the table, please. 248 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:02,343 Is your salmon cold? 249 00:22:02,544 --> 00:22:04,915 -Oh, you didn't have to wait for me. -We didn't. It's just cold. 250 00:22:11,595 --> 00:22:13,499 -Thank you, Eugie. -Of course. 251 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,739 So is everyone planning on attending Teddy Jr.'s wedding this weekend? 252 00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:18,577 I have to work, unfortunately. 253 00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:20,479 -I'll be there. -Really? 254 00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:24,621 Can you imagine if I said no? Uncle Teddy would probably dispatch the Navy SEALs. 255 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:28,029 -Well, you two can be each other's date. 256 00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:30,533 How do you know I'm not bringing someone already? 257 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,437 Well, the wedding's in four days. 258 00:22:32,637 --> 00:22:36,545 You cannot just spring your flavor of the month on them last minute. 259 00:22:36,779 --> 00:22:39,250 He's trying to get a rise out of you. Please don't take the bait. 260 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,823 Well, maybe I should just become celibate and join the priesthood. 261 00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:47,233 People magazine's "Sexiest Priest Alive" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 262 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,972 Thank you, Eugie. 263 00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:51,876 I see you're eating meat again. 264 00:22:51,943 --> 00:22:53,680 Well, I never swore off meat, Mother. 265 00:22:53,779 --> 00:22:55,750 I was experimenting with a vegetarian diet 266 00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:58,322 because Daryl made a very valid case for it. 267 00:22:58,388 --> 00:23:01,261 Well, either way, it wasn't sustainable. 268 00:23:01,762 --> 00:23:03,600 My relationship or my diet? 269 00:23:05,036 --> 00:23:07,173 You know, maybe if she'd been made to feel a bit more welcome-- 270 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,010 -Sweetheart-- -And despite your impressions, 271 00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:11,314 Daryl actually does care what you think of her. 272 00:23:11,381 --> 00:23:14,054 Of course she does. She's an actress. She cares what everyone thinks of her. 273 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,226 What decade are you living in? She's an artist, Mom. 274 00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:21,702 Oh, yes, I saw that recently she played a 50-foot giant. 275 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,173 Maybe she'll invite you to the Oscars. 276 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,444 Why don't you just save us all a lot of time 277 00:23:26,712 --> 00:23:28,817 and tell me exactly who you'd like me to bring home to you, 278 00:23:28,883 --> 00:23:31,889 'cause I guarantee inevitably you'll find something wrong with them too. 279 00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:34,193 -There are lots of girls. -Yeah, like who? 280 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:38,636 You act as if I'm the only thing standing between you and happily ever after. 281 00:23:38,703 --> 00:23:41,141 Yeah, well, she's back in LA now, so... 282 00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:42,711 Bed-hopping with rock stars. 283 00:23:42,777 --> 00:23:43,980 -Mom. 284 00:23:44,113 --> 00:23:45,717 I love how you pose these questions 285 00:23:45,783 --> 00:23:48,055 like you don't obsessively monitor my personal life. 286 00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:49,792 Apple doesn't fall far. 287 00:23:49,825 --> 00:23:51,930 Hey, I read the shit that gets thrown in my face, all right? 288 00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:54,033 Not everyone's awarded the same privacy. 289 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,905 Well, that's one way of looking at it. 290 00:23:58,441 --> 00:23:59,845 Meaning what, Ed? 291 00:24:01,548 --> 00:24:05,189 Would you prefer that I not be invested in my child's personal life? 292 00:24:05,256 --> 00:24:08,095 Well, you never seem to harangue Caroline for her life's choices. 293 00:24:08,128 --> 00:24:10,967 I think all of my psychiatrists would argue otherwise. 294 00:24:12,504 --> 00:24:14,341 Your sister is settled down with children. 295 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:18,482 Her personal life isn't chronicled in every tabloid in the country 296 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,587 like it's an episode of Santa Barbara. 297 00:24:20,753 --> 00:24:24,528 Yeah, this coming from a woman whose second marriage was condemned by the Pope. 298 00:24:30,874 --> 00:24:34,581 I worked too hard to watch you be... 299 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:40,660 sucked into this pervasive narrative of entitlement and recklessness 300 00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:44,668 that's plagued every other member of this family. 301 00:24:58,963 --> 00:25:00,767 Good evening. Dan Rather reporting. 302 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,938 Former Massachusetts Senator, Paul Tsongas, 303 00:25:03,071 --> 00:25:06,846 announced his decision today, again, at a news conference in Boston. 304 00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:09,885 Tsongas said he will not reenter the race 305 00:25:09,952 --> 00:25:11,889 for the Democratic presidential nomination. 306 00:25:12,289 --> 00:25:15,061 One thing everybody's talking about this election year 307 00:25:15,128 --> 00:25:17,299 is the lack of affordable health care. 308 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,740 CBS News health correspondent, Edie Magnus, is here to tell us 309 00:25:20,807 --> 00:25:25,216 it's a make-or-break issue now for people who thought they'd never have to worry. 310 00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:27,253 Contrary to what you might think, 311 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,760 I don't relish in being a constant source of anxiety for you. 312 00:25:31,995 --> 00:25:33,833 I mean, I'm 31 years old. 313 00:25:35,737 --> 00:25:37,039 You're my son. 314 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:44,286 You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me no matter what you do. 315 00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:48,996 I just want you to find your way. 316 00:25:59,985 --> 00:26:01,556 There he is. It's him. 317 00:26:11,809 --> 00:26:14,346 Right here, John! Perfect! Gorgeous! 318 00:26:30,012 --> 00:26:32,784 Mr. Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy. 319 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:46,779 Mr. Kennedy. 320 00:26:46,846 --> 00:26:48,716 Lovely, thank you. 321 00:27:31,134 --> 00:27:32,303 Hi. 322 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:35,409 Hey. Look at you. Did you make it in all right? 323 00:27:35,442 --> 00:27:38,683 I had to give the guy 50 bucks. He had no clue who you were. 324 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,018 What? 325 00:27:40,085 --> 00:27:41,287 -Your face just now. -I'm kidding. 326 00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:43,258 Is this for the resort collection? 327 00:27:44,862 --> 00:27:46,865 What, are the tiger stripes too much? 328 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,370 Well, it's clear we overshot homage and crash-landed in caricature. 329 00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:50,807 What are you doing back here? 330 00:27:51,976 --> 00:27:55,382 Oh, I-I forgot the feathered hat at the office so she brought it. 331 00:28:02,496 --> 00:28:03,866 Come have drinks with us. 332 00:28:06,003 --> 00:28:08,642 I had this idea last night. You've been to Nell's? 333 00:28:08,842 --> 00:28:10,614 No, I've been dying to go. 334 00:28:10,813 --> 00:28:12,918 It's this fun little place downtown. It's really kind of terrific. 335 00:28:13,084 --> 00:28:18,328 And I got in at 1:30 in the morning from Washington, and Kelly called me. 336 00:28:18,361 --> 00:28:20,800 She said, "A bunch of us are having a little fun downtown. 337 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,436 Why don't you come and join us?" 338 00:28:22,503 --> 00:28:25,242 -So, I went and met up with them... -Mm-hmm. 339 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,079 ...and we were up most of the night. 340 00:28:27,145 --> 00:28:30,318 And so on occasion, after 40, you can still have fun. 341 00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:38,167 You know, you're gonna thank me for this. 342 00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:48,388 Oh, really? 343 00:28:48,421 --> 00:28:50,693 -Yeah? Oh. -Oh, we would love to have you for dinner. 344 00:28:50,826 --> 00:28:52,731 -Oh-- -Sorry to interrupt. 345 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:57,774 John, this is Carolyn Bessette. She's our VIP Whisperer at the company. 346 00:28:58,742 --> 00:29:00,746 Carolyn, this is John Kennedy. 347 00:29:03,786 --> 00:29:08,094 VIP Whisperer, that's quite the moniker. What does that entail exactly? 348 00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:11,602 Oh, it's a real high-wire act. There's a cape involved. 349 00:29:11,868 --> 00:29:14,274 Oh, she's underselling herself, which is ironic 350 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:18,415 because Carolyn is responsible for millions of dollars in sales. 351 00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:21,656 I don't doubt it. I like your dress, by the way. 352 00:29:22,189 --> 00:29:24,694 -Thank you. -You can't help yourself, can you? 353 00:29:24,928 --> 00:29:27,700 -So I'm a bad boy. What are you gonna do? -I'm so sorry. 354 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,838 I need to steal you for a minute. 355 00:29:32,309 --> 00:29:33,613 Do you want to grab a drink? 356 00:29:33,779 --> 00:29:34,981 Oh, technically I'm working. 357 00:29:35,048 --> 00:29:36,986 -Well, isn't everyone here? 358 00:29:37,185 --> 00:29:40,492 Wow, quite the shrewd observation coming from the belle of the ball. 359 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:41,995 The belle of the ball? 360 00:29:42,162 --> 00:29:43,933 I know, like, five people here. 361 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,273 Well, you wouldn't know that from the way everyone's staring at you. 362 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:50,378 -Oh, I think they're all staring at you. 363 00:29:51,815 --> 00:29:52,984 You just keep that in your back pocket, 364 00:29:53,051 --> 00:29:54,654 -don't you? 365 00:29:54,721 --> 00:29:56,725 I'm sure there's lots of people waiting to talk to you. 366 00:29:56,792 --> 00:29:59,096 Oh, exactly, so you can't abandon me. 367 00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:03,739 Whenever my mom is at a party or out to dinner, 368 00:30:03,939 --> 00:30:06,511 she always locks eyes intensely with whoever she's talking to 369 00:30:06,912 --> 00:30:10,786 because she says that even the appearance of a recess in conversation 370 00:30:10,986 --> 00:30:12,255 will invite interlopers. 371 00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:16,565 Well, then you better keep appearing to look interested. 372 00:30:18,168 --> 00:30:20,005 -Oh, fuck. -What? 373 00:30:20,105 --> 00:30:23,077 Nothing. Just my boss giving me the death stare. 374 00:30:23,211 --> 00:30:25,015 -Who? Calvin? -No. Lesser boss. 375 00:30:25,215 --> 00:30:26,952 Uh, I've really gotta go. 376 00:30:27,152 --> 00:30:28,255 Oh, please take me with you. 377 00:30:28,388 --> 00:30:30,092 I'm not sure that's such a good look. 378 00:30:30,158 --> 00:30:32,897 Ducking out of a charity event or going home with you? 379 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,770 It's nice meeting you, John. 380 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:37,774 You think I can get your number? 381 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,912 I don't give my number out to strangers. 382 00:30:40,613 --> 00:30:43,218 I just met you. You could be a serial killer for all I know. 383 00:30:43,284 --> 00:30:46,190 Oh, come on. That'd be way too much of a commitment. 384 00:30:47,092 --> 00:30:50,198 How about I give you my number? That way the ball's in your court. 385 00:30:51,233 --> 00:30:53,138 I don't want to get your hopes up. 386 00:30:53,205 --> 00:30:56,210 Oh, please, I'm not above begging in front of all of my closest friends. 387 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,183 You know where I work. 388 00:31:01,387 --> 00:31:02,456 Try reception. 389 00:31:15,115 --> 00:31:16,919 Is he dreamy in like an off-putting, 390 00:31:16,986 --> 00:31:19,357 Manchurian-candidate kind of way, 391 00:31:19,389 --> 00:31:23,465 or like a "I can't help but emanate sex, it's in my perfect DNA"? 392 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,035 Okay, what if he does reach out? 393 00:31:25,168 --> 00:31:28,341 You know he won't. He was just bored... 394 00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:30,880 and innately flirtatious. 395 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,382 Sexy Doorman just arrived. 396 00:31:35,956 --> 00:31:37,193 Ooh. 397 00:31:37,325 --> 00:31:40,365 Can we please stop calling him that? 398 00:31:43,037 --> 00:31:44,541 Hmm. Sexy Bellhop? 399 00:31:44,674 --> 00:31:46,812 He's-he's actually an aspiring model. 400 00:31:46,978 --> 00:31:49,049 - That's actually so much worse. - Oh. Okay. Sure. 401 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,753 That being said, as an agent, 402 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:53,859 I'd happily advance his career if he'd advance my orgasm. 403 00:31:53,926 --> 00:31:57,500 Maybe if you unchained him from his futon once in a while 404 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,740 and let us hang out with him, we might start to like Sexy Doorman. 405 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:04,614 I'm not ashamed of him. He's great. We just... We don't have that much in common. 406 00:32:06,451 --> 00:32:08,120 Oh. Thank you. 407 00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:39,651 What the hell was that? 408 00:32:40,351 --> 00:32:41,855 What? I was just saying bye. 409 00:32:42,155 --> 00:32:44,427 Do you know that I came down here to see you, 410 00:32:44,494 --> 00:32:46,765 and I waited in line for, like, an hour and now you're leaving? 411 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,403 I would have come and gotten you if I knew you were out here. 412 00:32:50,305 --> 00:32:52,042 That's not really the point. 413 00:32:52,275 --> 00:32:53,779 It looked like you were having a perfectly good time in there. 414 00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:55,750 See, this is where I'm getting a little confused. 415 00:32:55,817 --> 00:32:58,088 When we're in public, you act like I don't exist, 416 00:32:58,155 --> 00:33:01,494 but then when we're alone, you're suddenly about it, so it's just-- 417 00:33:01,528 --> 00:33:03,866 Michael, this is exactly why I don't want a boyfriend, okay? 418 00:33:04,132 --> 00:33:07,807 I'm-I'm accountable for people all day, every day at work, 419 00:33:07,874 --> 00:33:10,078 and when I leave, I-I just wanna do whatever the fuck I want 420 00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:13,719 -whenever the fuck I want to. -And whoever the fuck you want. 421 00:33:15,388 --> 00:33:17,359 Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I just... 422 00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:19,163 If you can't keep this, like, cool and casual, 423 00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:21,601 I think we should just go back to being friends. 424 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,218 You're just gonna leave me here? 425 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,055 I guess that's kinda up to you. 426 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,073 Hi. I'm here to see Carolyn Bessette. 427 00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:35,516 If-If you could just point me in her general direction. 428 00:34:39,089 --> 00:34:40,559 Thank you. 429 00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:47,673 - Hi there. -Hi. 430 00:34:52,115 --> 00:34:53,585 - Hey. -Hi. 431 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:57,392 Hi. 432 00:35:03,104 --> 00:35:05,610 -Hi, what a terrific surprise to s-- -Thank you. 433 00:35:05,643 --> 00:35:06,778 Oh. 434 00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:19,838 And then it happens again, and then they say-- 435 00:35:25,816 --> 00:35:27,520 -Hi. -Hi. 436 00:35:28,087 --> 00:35:29,691 Sorry, is this a bad time? 437 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:31,795 No. 438 00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:35,669 No. Uh, I was just, um... 439 00:35:41,614 --> 00:35:42,750 What's up? 440 00:35:44,252 --> 00:35:45,789 I need a new suit. 441 00:35:55,977 --> 00:35:57,379 Put your arms up for me. 442 00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:00,819 You're the tailor too? 443 00:36:02,255 --> 00:36:03,892 He's on his lunch break. 444 00:36:05,328 --> 00:36:07,800 Typically our clients make appointments. 445 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,904 I'm a 33 waist. I know that. 446 00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,379 You're 32. 447 00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:21,127 Chin, up. 448 00:36:21,293 --> 00:36:23,397 Geez. Your tailor this bossy? 449 00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:39,897 It'll be ready in a week. 450 00:36:43,672 --> 00:36:45,108 Is there anything else? 451 00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,114 -How about some ties? 452 00:36:48,314 --> 00:36:52,055 What, you're gonna deny my business? What kind of VIP Whisperer are you? 453 00:36:52,122 --> 00:36:53,592 A busy one. 454 00:36:53,659 --> 00:36:55,563 You're right. I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you? 455 00:36:55,729 --> 00:36:57,465 By swiping your credit card. 456 00:36:58,267 --> 00:36:59,402 Or... 457 00:37:00,472 --> 00:37:02,442 you could let me take you to dinner. 458 00:37:25,889 --> 00:37:28,361 -Oh, my God! What was that? 459 00:37:35,876 --> 00:37:37,011 What's going on? 460 00:37:38,782 --> 00:37:40,384 JFK Jr. was just here. 461 00:37:41,453 --> 00:37:44,226 What? No one tells me? 462 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,763 Oh, no, he came to see Carolyn. 463 00:38:14,687 --> 00:38:18,662 Are you sure I can't start you off with anything while you wait? 464 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:22,001 No, no, thank you, though. 465 00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:45,114 Carolyn. Carolyn, wait. 466 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:48,120 Please, Carolyn, wait. Don't leave. 467 00:38:50,024 --> 00:38:51,594 Please, don't leave. 468 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,634 Please. 469 00:38:57,706 --> 00:38:59,878 You didn't think, maybe, call the restaurant? 470 00:39:00,345 --> 00:39:02,617 -I was waiting for 20 minutes. -I know. I'm sorry. 471 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,787 Listen, please let me buy you dinner. 472 00:39:05,354 --> 00:39:09,664 I mean, if I'm not worth waiting for, the food is. Please. 473 00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,696 This your go-to date spot? 474 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,402 Yeah. I'm a sucker for a laminated menu. 475 00:39:30,706 --> 00:39:32,108 That's why you chose it? 476 00:39:34,547 --> 00:39:35,849 The menus. 477 00:39:39,022 --> 00:39:43,097 It's okay. I'm not exactly eager to incur the wrath of every woman in America. 478 00:39:43,531 --> 00:39:45,101 Well, it's not just that. 479 00:39:45,168 --> 00:39:46,838 It's gay men too. 480 00:39:55,021 --> 00:39:58,361 You went a little rogue with the order, but I was pleasantly surprised. 481 00:39:58,428 --> 00:40:01,099 Well, I went backpacking through India after I graduated, 482 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:04,874 and I learned very quickly that ordering chicken tikka masala 483 00:40:04,941 --> 00:40:07,112 is a surefire way to get made fun of. 484 00:40:07,546 --> 00:40:08,882 -You backpacked? -Yeah. 485 00:40:09,550 --> 00:40:11,353 -What? 486 00:40:11,554 --> 00:40:12,957 Uh, nothing. I'm just... 487 00:40:13,725 --> 00:40:16,564 I'm curious to know what your definition of backpacking is. 488 00:40:17,198 --> 00:40:18,635 Same thing as yours. 489 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:23,077 What, did you think I was shuttled around on a motorcade? 490 00:40:23,110 --> 00:40:24,479 Kinda, yeah. 491 00:40:27,586 --> 00:40:28,822 Why India? 492 00:40:29,690 --> 00:40:32,797 Well, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life after I graduated, 493 00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:34,834 and, uh, my mom always says 494 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,072 that India's the most beautiful place she'd ever visited, 495 00:40:37,072 --> 00:40:41,079 so I decided to, uh, take some time off, go explore the world. 496 00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:43,852 God, I realize this story sounds-- 497 00:40:43,952 --> 00:40:46,457 -Super relatable. 498 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,665 In your defense, I'm sure most of your dates swoon over that India story. 499 00:40:50,832 --> 00:40:52,503 I wasn't trying to impress you. 500 00:40:52,736 --> 00:40:55,441 No, you made that very clear when you showed up 30 minutes late. 501 00:40:55,742 --> 00:40:57,913 Oh, my God. I'm sweating. Have you noticed? 502 00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,717 It's not because of the food. 503 00:41:03,826 --> 00:41:06,898 You know, sometimes I find myself trying so hard 504 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:08,868 to put other people at ease that I-- 505 00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:10,505 You have nothing to prove. 506 00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:18,822 What do you think you'd be doing with your life if you weren't who you are? 507 00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:21,862 I probably wouldn't be working at the DA's office. 508 00:41:22,195 --> 00:41:23,865 I don't know if you've seen the news recently, 509 00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:26,638 but I'm not exactly a legal wunderkind. 510 00:41:27,305 --> 00:41:28,708 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 511 00:41:29,476 --> 00:41:31,446 -It's okay. -No, it's not. 512 00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:35,355 Publishing your exam results for other people's entertainment 513 00:41:35,555 --> 00:41:37,527 is cheap and pathetic. 514 00:41:37,693 --> 00:41:41,634 Yeah, it just kind of feels like I have this sign hung over my head that says, 515 00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:45,007 "The Hunk Flunks," and that's all that people see when they look at me. 516 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:47,947 Yeah, but everyone feels like they have a sign over their head. 517 00:41:48,113 --> 00:41:49,817 Oh, yeah? What's yours say? 518 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:56,565 I'm not gonna disclose my sign on a first date. 519 00:41:56,798 --> 00:41:57,933 Mmm. 520 00:41:59,035 --> 00:42:00,438 What would you be doing? 521 00:42:00,505 --> 00:42:02,442 Am I gonna be leading the conversation at any point? 522 00:42:02,510 --> 00:42:04,312 I'm not the one being vetted here. 523 00:42:06,951 --> 00:42:11,160 I guess, uh, when I think of where it was I was happiest 524 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,199 is probably on stage. 525 00:42:16,303 --> 00:42:18,307 Like acting? 526 00:42:18,307 --> 00:42:20,411 Yeah, I did a lot of theater in high school and college, and I loved it. 527 00:42:20,679 --> 00:42:24,286 Something about being a character, being up on stage. 528 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,727 I felt like I could do whatever I wanted, and no one could judge me. 529 00:42:27,926 --> 00:42:28,996 Why didn't you pursue it? 530 00:42:29,162 --> 00:42:31,968 I did, actually... sort of. 531 00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:35,776 I was in a play here after college called The Lovers. 532 00:42:36,577 --> 00:42:40,351 And my mom was so scared that she banned any critics from attending, 533 00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:43,725 so needless to say, we had a very limited run. 534 00:42:44,994 --> 00:42:47,031 -Did she like it at least? -She never came. 535 00:42:47,131 --> 00:42:49,203 -Oh... -Not because she didn't want to, 536 00:42:49,269 --> 00:42:51,206 just because it would have created this whole circus, 537 00:42:51,273 --> 00:42:54,045 and that's exactly what she didn't want to have happen. 538 00:42:57,754 --> 00:43:00,992 How old were you when you realized you were the son of a president? 539 00:43:03,731 --> 00:43:06,604 I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before. 540 00:43:09,242 --> 00:43:10,979 I don't know, really. 541 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:13,718 To be honest, 542 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:16,056 I think I've been inundated with so many images and stories of my childhood 543 00:43:16,123 --> 00:43:19,831 that, uh, I can't really differentiate from what I remember 544 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,868 and what I've just been exposed to. 545 00:43:24,072 --> 00:43:25,207 That's sad. 546 00:43:30,519 --> 00:43:31,822 What about your parents? 547 00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:35,962 Uh, my mom and stepdad are in Greenwich. 548 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:40,405 She's a schoolteacher. He's a doctor. 549 00:43:41,406 --> 00:43:44,313 I actually introduced them 20 years ago when I was his patient, 550 00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:46,450 -and I love to lord that over them. -Mmm. 551 00:43:47,051 --> 00:43:48,353 What about your dad? 552 00:43:49,189 --> 00:43:50,926 Um, he's in White Plains. 553 00:43:51,894 --> 00:43:53,030 Is he remarried? 554 00:43:56,537 --> 00:43:57,806 Nope. 555 00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:00,679 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to-- 556 00:44:00,912 --> 00:44:03,785 No, no, no. It's just... It's not a very interesting story. 557 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,231 How did you find your way to Calvin Klein? 558 00:44:11,868 --> 00:44:13,036 Um... 559 00:44:15,007 --> 00:44:17,445 I always wanted to make a difference in the world. 560 00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:20,485 No, I was working at the mall. In Boston. 561 00:44:20,552 --> 00:44:23,925 -At a Calvin Klein? Okay, hey. -At a Calvin Klein, yeah. 562 00:44:23,992 --> 00:44:26,965 And one day this exec from corporate came in, 563 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:28,400 and I had no idea they were there. 564 00:44:28,467 --> 00:44:30,706 And there was this older female customer 565 00:44:30,772 --> 00:44:33,745 screaming, crying, melting down in the dressing room, wouldn't come out, 566 00:44:33,812 --> 00:44:36,818 so I just sort of sat down on the floor and talked her down. 567 00:44:36,951 --> 00:44:38,488 Anyways, the exec saw the whole thing, 568 00:44:38,555 --> 00:44:41,694 said, "If you can handle that, you can handle anything." 569 00:44:41,961 --> 00:44:45,067 And they brought me out for an interview in New York. 570 00:44:46,403 --> 00:44:48,407 I remember in the waiting room, 571 00:44:48,407 --> 00:44:51,413 there were all these sort of, like, polished Upper East Side girls. 572 00:44:51,413 --> 00:44:53,483 And I said to the HR person, 573 00:44:53,785 --> 00:44:55,522 "Look, these girls might have a pedigree, 574 00:44:55,755 --> 00:44:59,095 but I don't have a plan B or a trust fund to fall back on..." 575 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:03,705 Sorry. And no offense. 576 00:45:06,009 --> 00:45:08,280 You know, "I have-- I have to make this work." 577 00:45:10,686 --> 00:45:13,257 And they offered me the job right then and there. 578 00:45:16,329 --> 00:45:18,801 I can see why Calvin sings your praises. 579 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:37,038 Shit. Somebody stole my bike. 580 00:45:37,907 --> 00:45:39,376 Well, was it locked? 581 00:45:39,443 --> 00:45:40,745 Uh, no. 582 00:45:44,385 --> 00:45:45,522 I'm sor... 583 00:45:47,258 --> 00:45:48,662 I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh. 584 00:45:48,729 --> 00:45:50,699 It's just, what did you think was gonna happen? 585 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:54,941 -That civility would prevail? -In New York City? Don't you live here? 586 00:45:55,107 --> 00:45:56,811 Now I gotta buy another one. 587 00:45:58,013 --> 00:45:59,516 How many bikes have you lost? 588 00:46:00,150 --> 00:46:01,754 -Ballpark? 589 00:46:02,021 --> 00:46:04,359 - Do you want a cigarette? -No, thanks. 590 00:46:04,927 --> 00:46:06,531 I've already had my one for the day. 591 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:10,872 One? You have one cigarette a day? 592 00:46:11,339 --> 00:46:15,515 Not all the time, but if I do, I try to limit it to one. 593 00:46:16,249 --> 00:46:17,385 It's a... 594 00:46:18,286 --> 00:46:19,557 discipline thing. 595 00:46:19,790 --> 00:46:20,726 Mmm. 596 00:46:21,459 --> 00:46:25,034 Gotcha. So you have discipline when it comes to tobacco, just... 597 00:46:25,902 --> 00:46:27,238 not other people's time? 598 00:46:27,305 --> 00:46:29,175 -I said I was sorry. -Yeah. 599 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:33,918 You said it like you were expecting forgiveness, not asking for it. 600 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:42,334 This is me. 601 00:46:44,138 --> 00:46:45,341 Thought I had more time. 602 00:46:49,282 --> 00:46:50,451 More time for what? 603 00:47:17,973 --> 00:47:19,308 Can I see you again? 604 00:47:22,983 --> 00:47:24,318 I had a nice time tonight. 605 00:47:27,358 --> 00:47:28,594 So is that a yes? 606 00:47:30,164 --> 00:47:31,332 Night, John. 607 00:48:04,801 --> 00:48:05,836 Did you sleep with her? 608 00:48:05,902 --> 00:48:07,873 -No. -Oh. 609 00:48:07,940 --> 00:48:11,312 No, she barely even let me take her out to dinner. I had to buy a suit. 610 00:48:12,949 --> 00:48:14,520 I've never seen you have to woo someone before. 611 00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:17,759 This is like watching, uh, an animal dance. 612 00:48:17,826 --> 00:48:21,432 All I want to do is call her, but I don't want to come on too strong. 613 00:48:23,336 --> 00:48:24,405 What? 614 00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:26,610 You're in your head. 615 00:48:28,548 --> 00:48:32,188 Ladies and gentlemen, the uncrowned prince is beside himself. 616 00:48:32,354 --> 00:48:34,660 -Shut up, Anthony. 617 00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:37,298 -Does she know about the bike? -No. 618 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,264 What are you doing here? 619 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:15,274 Missed you. 620 00:49:20,484 --> 00:49:24,025 I shouldn't have gone back to California. You were right. 621 00:49:49,308 --> 00:49:53,718 You'd think after 40 years of attending these family functions, 622 00:49:53,784 --> 00:49:55,822 I'd be unflappable, but no. 623 00:49:56,657 --> 00:50:03,705 I still somehow revert back to that same old 22-year-old doe-eyed debutante. 624 00:50:04,773 --> 00:50:08,380 Have you heard from your brother? He cannot be late. 625 00:50:08,781 --> 00:50:10,384 Last I heard he was coming, but... 626 00:50:11,286 --> 00:50:13,724 Andrew, do you know if John arranged for a car service? 627 00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:17,065 Yes, ma'am. He and Ms. Hannah scheduled one for this afternoon. 628 00:50:17,298 --> 00:50:18,601 What did you... 629 00:50:19,803 --> 00:50:21,708 Did you know about this? 630 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,179 I'm not your intelligence agent, Mother. John and I keep our own confidences. 631 00:50:24,312 --> 00:50:26,250 Turn the car around, please, Andrew. 632 00:50:26,449 --> 00:50:27,519 What? Are you serious? 633 00:50:28,286 --> 00:50:31,326 I'm not going to smile and make small talk with the two of them 634 00:50:31,392 --> 00:50:34,098 like this prolonged saga shouldn't have ended years ago. 635 00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:36,036 So your solution is to boycott? 636 00:50:39,308 --> 00:50:41,212 Consider my hands washed. 637 00:51:04,358 --> 00:51:06,396 -How'd it go? 638 00:51:11,205 --> 00:51:12,743 I think Cindy's our best bet. 639 00:51:12,842 --> 00:51:14,713 To me, she's the quintessential supermodel. 640 00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:18,855 I agree. Girl-next-door, prom queen, all rolled into one. 641 00:51:26,502 --> 00:51:28,173 Sorry, I don't... I don't mean to interrupt. 642 00:51:28,406 --> 00:51:32,148 No, you're fine. We were just talking about the new campaign. 643 00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:35,153 What do you think of Cindy Crawford? 644 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,468 Are these the girls you passed on? 645 00:51:42,602 --> 00:51:44,472 Yeah, that's the dumping ground. 646 00:52:00,137 --> 00:52:01,774 What about Kate Moss? 647 00:52:04,311 --> 00:52:07,084 Well, she's cute, but no one knows who she is. 648 00:52:07,251 --> 00:52:09,455 Exactly. She's almost unknowable. 649 00:52:09,523 --> 00:52:11,359 She's guarded, elusive. 650 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,400 She's not trying to sell you anything or ham it up for the camera. She's... 651 00:52:16,436 --> 00:52:17,773 She's just letting you in. 652 00:52:18,574 --> 00:52:21,914 Just enough 'cause she knows better than to give it all away. 653 00:52:29,930 --> 00:52:31,534 Well, let's bring her in. 654 00:52:31,633 --> 00:52:34,639 And, Carolyn, I want you there when we do. 655 00:52:40,685 --> 00:52:41,854 Well done. 656 00:52:42,187 --> 00:52:43,892 We turned the world upside down. 657 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:46,731 Yeah? How did we do that? Yeah. 658 00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:49,469 Give him a stick? Yeah. - Yeah? 659 00:52:49,836 --> 00:52:51,607 Round and round. 660 00:52:56,650 --> 00:52:58,053 She wants to marry me. 661 00:52:58,487 --> 00:53:00,024 I'm sure she does. 662 00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:01,660 You know, you only make things more difficult for me 663 00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:03,330 when you pull stunts like that. 664 00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:08,508 Of the long list of issues plaguing your relationship, 665 00:53:08,574 --> 00:53:12,549 I'd say my stunts reside somewhere near the very bottom. 666 00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:19,830 I've been thinking about what you asked me the other night. 667 00:53:20,731 --> 00:53:22,802 About who it is I see you with. 668 00:53:24,606 --> 00:53:26,844 I know you think I'm overbearing, 669 00:53:27,478 --> 00:53:31,086 but only one of us knows what it's like to marry into this family. 670 00:53:31,152 --> 00:53:35,361 To have to be perfect in order to offset your partner's imperfections-- 671 00:53:35,595 --> 00:53:39,936 imperfections that you, more than anyone, bear the brunt of. 672 00:53:43,309 --> 00:53:47,284 You think that if you find someone who's already in the public eye 673 00:53:47,552 --> 00:53:50,925 that you'll be better equipped to withstand the scrutiny, 674 00:53:51,025 --> 00:53:55,134 but there isn't enough exposure in the world 675 00:53:55,267 --> 00:53:58,107 to prepare a woman to be your wife. 676 00:53:58,808 --> 00:54:01,814 Plus, anyone who's already made a name for themselves 677 00:54:01,914 --> 00:54:05,622 will invariably resent trading it for yours, 678 00:54:05,689 --> 00:54:08,627 no matter how pretty it looks on their letterhead. 679 00:54:10,531 --> 00:54:14,472 She'll be under the illusion that she's entering into a partnership 680 00:54:14,706 --> 00:54:19,717 when, in reality, she'll be orbiting you just like everybody else. 681 00:54:20,651 --> 00:54:25,795 Routinely made to feel like an obstacle or a stepping stone. 682 00:54:26,462 --> 00:54:28,935 See, you have a gift, John. 683 00:54:29,836 --> 00:54:31,974 One that can't be taught or bequeathed, 684 00:54:31,974 --> 00:54:38,654 one that allows you to alter the composition of any room you walk into. 685 00:54:40,023 --> 00:54:44,700 Now, you don't want someone who's looking to share in that power. 686 00:54:45,467 --> 00:54:48,908 You want someone to help you wield it. 687 00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:54,753 Someone who doesn't feel beholden to you for choosing them. 688 00:54:55,922 --> 00:54:59,896 Someone who loves you in spite of your last name. 689 00:55:03,036 --> 00:55:06,610 Now, I don't know who that person is... 690 00:55:09,482 --> 00:55:11,485 but I know who it isn't.