1 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,684 - Carolyn! - Carolyn! 2 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,811 Hey. 3 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,607 - Carolyn, over here! - Come on, Carolyn! 4 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,964 I need a different color. Sorry, I just… 5 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,009 This isn't gonna work for where I'm going. They'll, um-- 6 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,636 Do you want a different shade or-- 7 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:54,720 No. 8 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,767 Let's go with something safe. Um… 9 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,692 A neutral… A shade of nude. Sorry. 10 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,345 Your sister-in-law is downstairs. 11 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,891 Tell her I'll be down in a minute. I just need to change. 12 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,227 Thanks, Rosemarie. 13 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,216 Carolyn! Carolyn! 14 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,344 I don't want her holding this weekend over me 15 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,054 like she does every other family function. 16 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,723 She's trying, John. 17 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,100 This is her trying. 18 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,351 Just give her some grace. 19 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,978 I just… It's a wedding, for Christ's sake. 20 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:12,441 She acts as if I'm asking her to attend the Democratic National Convention. 21 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,819 Did you stay at the hotel again? 22 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,824 It's not like she's begging me to come home. 23 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,558 What happened? Supposed to leave an hour ago. 24 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:49,019 It's a summer Friday. The tunnel was a parking lot. Hi. 25 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,231 You haven't been on time a day in your life, but when it inconveniences you-- 26 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,775 I'm just saying we're gonna miss the welcome drinks. 27 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,318 My family's gonna throw a hissy fit. 28 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,154 They're gonna find a reason to throw one no matter what. 29 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,239 - Guys, I'm not doing this with you. - So if you wanna go there-- 30 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,160 Okay, we both agreed to give each other the benefit of the doubt. 31 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,749 - Where's Jay? - He couldn't make it. 32 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,419 - Who's Jay? - The instructor. 33 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,880 And where are his crutches? 34 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,467 He complains about his recovery time, and yet he doesn't bring them-- 35 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,635 Pick your battles. 36 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,821 I'm sorry. 37 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,617 I'm just anxious. 38 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,870 I love you. 39 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,791 I appreciate you being here. 40 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,140 I love you too. 41 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,393 Good. 42 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,321 Let's go. 43 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:10,287 Essex ground 9253 November, ready to taxi with Mike northeast bound. 44 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,373 9253 November, target is clear for takeoff, runway 22. 45 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,503 Runway 22, cleared for takeoff. Saratoga 9253 November. 46 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,045 ♪ Just what is it that you want to do ♪ 47 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:29,049 ♪ I'm gonna get deep down Deep down I said ♪ 48 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,553 ♪ I'm gonna get deep down Deep down ♪ 49 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,680 ♪ Whoo, hey ♪ 50 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,558 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 51 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,855 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 52 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,951 ♪ We wanna be free To do what we wanna do ♪ 53 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,042 A pack, please. 54 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,211 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 55 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,757 Avert your eyes. 56 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,009 How was that nightcap? 57 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,221 I ended up at the Tunnel rolling around in the ball pit with Mickey Rourke. 58 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,766 - Like hooking up? - I don't know. I don't remember. 59 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,853 But the sun was coming up when I left, so now I'm just bracing for impact. 60 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:23,980 You go home with that guy? 61 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,440 What guy? 62 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,443 The hot, tan one you were talking to with the forearms and the bad jeans? 63 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,612 I thought I saw you guys leave together? 64 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,363 I just went home. I was so tired. 65 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:37,452 Ugh. You're so fucking cagey sometimes. Here I am pouring my heart out. 66 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,371 What do you want me to tell you? 67 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,040 That you fucked him. 68 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,585 And that I'm not alone on my path to self-destruction. 69 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,420 Hold it, please. 70 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,758 By the way, I wore your Egyptian Musk last night, 71 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,135 and I'm not kidding, three different guys, like, inhaled me. 72 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,845 One of them said I smelled like a Laundromat, 73 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,680 which, like, weird, but I'll take it. 74 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,808 Shh. 75 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,770 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 76 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,359 ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ 77 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,652 Grace, he could hear you. 78 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,321 I thought the rule about not talking in the elevator was more of a myth. 79 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,908 - Like his sexuality. - Shh. Shh. 80 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,494 He has cameras everywhere. 81 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,330 Give me a raise, motherfucker. 82 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,549 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 83 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,807 Please tell me you didn't leave him a voicemail. 84 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,809 I didn't. 85 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,393 I left two. 86 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,521 Fuck. Grace. 87 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,732 Why would he bother pursuing you if he knows he doesn't have to? 88 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,695 I've tried playing hard to get, and apparently I play it too well. 89 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,697 Come here. 90 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,116 Come here. 91 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,579 Look at me. 92 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,831 You're beautiful. 93 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,332 Okay? 94 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,126 Hey. 95 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,881 Exploit his insecurities. 96 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:15,966 I read that somewhere. 97 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,510 - Until when? - Until you're bored of him, 98 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,220 or he's too old to leave you. 99 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,973 Can we save the powwow for after work, please? 100 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,893 We need those looks that we pulled for Demi pressed, bagged, and labeled, 101 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,978 and her PR rep is gonna be here in, like, an hour. 102 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,646 Let's go. Chop chop. 103 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,814 Thank you. 104 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,610 And don't forget that we have that fitting with Annette at 11:00. 105 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,200 Prime example. Tanya tries too hard to be authoritative. 106 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,661 Therefore, I have no respect for her authority. 107 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,791 I feel like her prisoner in this showroom, 108 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,169 as much as I love helping Diane Sawyer accessorize. 109 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,463 Just tell Calvin you want to move to PR. He loves you. 110 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,547 Oh, yeah. 111 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,342 Company's hemorrhaging money, and he just got out of rehab. 112 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,510 Now's the time to make it all about me. 113 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,929 I haven't even been here a year. 114 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,433 Well, you used to be folding his sweaters at the mall, and now look where you are. 115 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,727 I miss the mall. 116 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,410 ♪ Baby Life's what you make it ♪ 117 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,374 ♪ Can't escape it ♪ 118 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,095 ♪ Baby ♪ 119 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,473 ♪ Yesterday's favorite ♪ 120 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,270 ♪ Don't you hate it… ♪ 121 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,192 Yo, this look like a library? Fifty cents, man. 122 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,615 Yo, you get what you needed? 123 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,873 John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for a second time. 124 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,793 His courthouse days may be numbered for John F. Kennedy Jr. 125 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,296 John F. Kennedy Jr.'s flunked the New York State bar exam again. 126 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,798 - Kennedy will lose his job. - Kennedy's last chance. 127 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,135 John F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a long, grueling prospect of studies… 128 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,012 …the dashing son of the late president… 129 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,014 He may have been called the sexiest man alive, 130 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,182 but tonight he was just plain embarrassed. 131 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,144 Strike three and he's out of his job as assistant DA. 132 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,980 What's next for the famous heir? 133 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,775 ♪ Don't try to shade it ♪ 134 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,488 ♪ Beauty's naked ♪ 135 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,950 "So what if he flubbed the bar exam twice?" 136 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,702 Twice is in parentheticals. 137 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,246 "America's uncrowned prince is facing 30 138 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:55,417 with a steady girlfriend, fabulous looks, even a movie role. 139 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,004 But now it's time to hit those law books." 140 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,132 If it makes you feel any better, anyone who knows you 141 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,885 knows that you don't have a steady girlfriend. 142 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,219 Fuck off. 143 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,014 I can't show my face around the city with these headlines everywhere. 144 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,016 But you'll show your dick to everyone at the gym. 145 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,601 Apparently this is all I'm good for. 146 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,021 Well, as your cousin, obviously I disagree. 147 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,566 Also, I'm an actual prince w-with a title and everything. 148 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,403 W-What is this obsession with anointing you? 149 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,573 You know, the funny thing is when I first saw the headline, "The Hunk Flunks," 150 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,703 I thought to myself, "Wow, this is bad, but it couldn't possibly get any worse." 151 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,414 You'll take it again. 152 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,086 The DA's office has a three-strike policy for their assistants. 153 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,296 If I fail again, I'm out of a job. 154 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,090 Well, then I guess you better not fail. 155 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:51,640 ♪ I love myself I want you to love me ♪ 156 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,351 ♪ When I feel down… ♪ 157 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,105 I-I mean, it's… it's beautiful. Uh… 158 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:01,691 Well, we can also try it with a shawl. We can do different styling options. 159 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,612 Is it the fit you're bumping up against or the dress itself? 160 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,073 Both. N-Neither. 161 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,034 I'm sorry, I'm really not very good at this kind of thing. 162 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,703 Um, what do you think? 163 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,916 Oh, I-I think we can find you something better. 164 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,585 - Really? - Yes. 165 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,796 You know right away if a dress works. 166 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,256 The confidence should wash over you. 167 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,842 Well, Calvin specifically had this dress in mind for her, Carolyn, 168 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,468 so why don't we try it with the shawl? 169 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,679 We can go from there. 170 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,140 I'm so sorry. 171 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,724 I was stuck on the phone with David Geffen. 172 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,310 - How are you? - Hi. 173 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,398 Let's have a look. 174 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,901 How do you feel? 175 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,112 Well, I mean, it's, um-- it's beautiful. 176 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,824 Uh, but Carolyn was just saying we could try some other options. 177 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,745 Yes, the collection's so wide-ranging, I just… 178 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,291 I just figured we could pull some alts. 179 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,798 Remind me, this is for the, um, Bugsy premiere, right? 180 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,800 Yeah. 181 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976 I mean… 182 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,770 This is something a little more charming. 183 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,651 You know? It's a sexier option. 184 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,906 I had an idea. 185 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,658 Why don't we let Calvin decide? 186 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,078 Well, what, does she not work here too? 187 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,164 N-No, I… 188 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,126 One second. 189 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,341 Calvin designed this suit as part of the menswear collection, 190 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,426 and I'm obsessed with it. 191 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,553 The detailing is just… 192 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,139 Tanya. 193 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,058 Here. 194 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,687 Okay. 195 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,274 Okay. So obviously, we'd have to take it in a bit, 196 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,692 but I think it's a bold choice, 197 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,488 and a fun nod to the film noir, gangster genre. 198 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,576 I love it. Can I please take her home with me? 199 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,078 O-Okay. 200 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,664 Are you and Warren planning on walking the carpet together? 201 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,583 Because-- I-I only ask 'cause I wouldn't want your outfits to clash. 202 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,918 All eyes are gonna be on you. 203 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,170 If he needs a different shade of suit, he'll survive. 204 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,297 Mm-hmm. 205 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,468 I saw his name on the guest list for the Amazon fundraiser. 206 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,053 - Are you gonna be there? - Oh, I can't. 207 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,639 I have a-a stage reading at Circle in the Square. 208 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,100 Well, every major designer is gonna be there, 209 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,894 so if I see Warren Beatty in Armani or Ralph Lauren, 210 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,273 you'll be hearing from me. 211 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,486 Did you want to pull some accessories for Annette? 212 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,529 Sure. 213 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,406 No, I was talking to Carolyn. 214 00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,162 ♪ Always take the weather with you Everywhere you go ♪ 215 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:06,001 ♪ You always take the weather with you Everywhere you go ♪ 216 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,461 ♪ You always take the weather…♪ 217 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,967 ♪ You always take the weather with you ♪ 218 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,136 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 219 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,306 ♪ You always take the weather ♪ 220 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,141 ♪ You take the weather ♪ 221 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:25,895 ♪ The weather with you ♪ 222 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,738 You do know those pictures don't help with the nepotism charges. 223 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,698 They said the same shit when your father appointed me 224 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,492 US Attorney of the Southern District of New York 30 years ago. 225 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,746 Do you think anybody's questioning my credentials now? 226 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,663 How you holding up? 227 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,626 Great. Why? Did something incredibly embarrassing happen recently? 228 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,085 At least they called you hunky. 229 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,547 I'm not sure that qualifies as a silver lining. 230 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,507 Look, you'll take it a third time. You'll pass it. 231 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,092 This will all be ancient history. 232 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,054 I can still recite the editorials about my high school report card. 233 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,181 I can assure you it won't be. 234 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,390 And by the way, I'm well aware 235 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,643 that this is the least compelling sob story in the world. 236 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,938 You cannot let the people around you narrate your successes and your setbacks. 237 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,817 At a certain point you have to decide how you want to feel about them. 238 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,909 Her assistant's picking that up at 3:00, so just double-check 239 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,993 and make sure it's good to go. 240 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,203 It's ready. I got it. 241 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,914 Uh, and did that jacket come back from the tailor yet? 242 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,541 - Y-Yeah. - Hey, Tanya. 243 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:33,589 Um, do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser? 244 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,094 Don't confuse his little pat on the back earlier 245 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,013 for your status at this company. 246 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,225 You're a saleswoman, Carolyn. That's it. 247 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,398 Strong candidate for an exorcism. 248 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,232 Whatever, I'm still going. 249 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,984 Really? What if she sees you? 250 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,987 If she wants to try and sideline me, have at it. 251 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,371 Fellas, the hyenas have set up camp, so don't forget to suck in. 252 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,834 Let's go easy on John, all right? 253 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,753 Can't have America finding out their favorite son has butterfingers. 254 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,171 Eat my ass, Colin. 255 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,215 Hey, I'd love to go where only Madonna's gone before. 256 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,509 Oh! 257 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,970 Hey, hey, we have an odd number. 258 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,012 Then I'll be designated QB. 259 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,723 Oh, so both teams can suck? 260 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,851 Talk some shit out of the gate. Let's go. 261 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,686 All right, let's go. 262 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,771 Hey, hang on a sec. 263 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,193 Hey, Troy. I thought I burned you in Columbus Circle. 264 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,236 I'm like white on rice, Johnny. 265 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,822 Prove it. We're down a man. 266 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,579 Hey, Murph, throw me the fucking ball, okay? 267 00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,884 Up the side, up the side. 268 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,400 Watch Happy Feet right here. 269 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,502 - Probably not. - Of course not. 270 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,879 Mom… 271 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,465 - Hi. Sorry I'm late. - Ah. 272 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,677 - Where are you coming from? - Well, I had a touch football game. 273 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,179 At least make something up. 274 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,724 Hats off at the table, please. 275 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,189 Is your salmon cold? 276 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,651 - Oh, you didn't have to wait for me. - We didn't. It's just cold. 277 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,492 - Thank you, Eugie. - Of course. 278 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,912 So is everyone planning on attending Teddy Jr.'s wedding this weekend? 279 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,705 I have to work, unfortunately. 280 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,583 - I'll be there. - Really? 281 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,711 Can you imagine if I said no? Uncle Teddy would probably dispatch the Navy SEALs. 282 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,799 Well, you two can be each other's date. 283 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,592 How do you know I'm not bringing someone already? 284 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,427 Well, the wedding's in four days. 285 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:30,890 You cannot just spring your flavor of the month on them last minute. 286 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,518 He's trying to get a rise out of you. Please don't take the bait. 287 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,187 Well, maybe I should just become celibate and join the priesthood. 288 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:41,192 People magazine's "Sexiest Priest Alive" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 289 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,696 Thank you, Eugie. 290 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,989 I see you're eating meat again. 291 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,782 Well, I never swore off meat, Mother. 292 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,909 I was experimenting with a vegetarian diet 293 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,328 because Daryl made a very valid case for it. 294 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,040 Well, either way, it wasn't sustainable. 295 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,251 My relationship or my diet? 296 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,421 You know, maybe if she'd been made to feel a bit more welcome-- 297 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,172 - Sweetheart-- - And despite your impressions, 298 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,216 Daryl actually does care what you think of her. 299 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,261 Of course she does. She's an actress. She cares what everyone thinks of her. 300 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,472 What decade are you living in? She's an artist, Mom. 301 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:15,810 Oh, yes, I saw that recently she played a 50-foot giant. 302 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,396 Maybe she'll invite you to the Oscars. 303 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,773 Why don't you just save us all a lot of time 304 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,234 and tell me exactly who you'd like me to bring home to you, 305 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,029 'cause I guarantee inevitably you'll find something wrong with them too. 306 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,114 - There are lots of girls. - Yeah, like who? 307 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:32,744 You act as if I'm the only thing standing between you and happily ever after. 308 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,079 Yeah, well, she's back in LA now, so… 309 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,831 Bed-hopping with rock stars. 310 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,082 Mom. 311 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,792 I love how you pose these questions 312 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,961 like you don't obsessively monitor my personal life. 313 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,212 Apple doesn't fall far. 314 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:46,049 Hey, I read the shit that gets thrown in my face, all right? 315 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,760 Not everyone's awarded the same privacy. 316 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,638 Well, that's one way of looking at it. 317 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,515 Meaning what, Ed? 318 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,437 Would you prefer that I not be invested in my child's personal life? 319 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,315 Well, you never seem to harangue Caroline for her life's choices. 320 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,859 I think all of my psychiatrists would argue otherwise. 321 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,404 Your sister is settled down with children. 322 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:12,492 Her personal life isn't chronicled in every tabloid in the country 323 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,744 like it's an episode of Santa Barbara. 324 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:18,082 Yeah, this coming from a woman whose second marriage was condemned by the Pope. 325 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,425 I worked too hard to watch you be… 326 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:34,722 sucked into this pervasive narrative of entitlement and recklessness 327 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,268 that's plagued every other member of this family. 328 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,826 Good evening. Dan Rather reporting. 329 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,953 Former Massachusetts Senator, Paul Tsongas, 330 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,999 announced his decision today, again, at a news conference in Boston. 331 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,002 Tsongas said he will not reenter the race 332 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,796 for the Democratic presidential nomination. 333 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,215 One thing everybody's talking about this election year 334 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,301 is the lack of affordable health care. 335 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:15,096 CBS News health correspondent, Edie Magnus, is here to tell us 336 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:19,434 it's a make-or-break issue now for people who thought they'd never have to worry. 337 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,019 Contrary to what you might think, 338 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,398 I don't relish in being a constant source of anxiety for you. 339 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,443 I mean, I'm 31 years old. 340 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,738 You're my son. 341 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:38,078 You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me no matter what you do. 342 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,708 I just want you to find your way. 343 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,553 There he is. It's him. 344 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,357 Right here, John! Perfect! Gorgeous! 345 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,418 Mr. Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy. 346 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,383 ♪ I caught sight of my reflection ♪ 347 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,220 ♪ I caught it in the window ♪ 348 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,555 ♪ I saw the darkness in my heart ♪ 349 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,807 Mr. Kennedy. 350 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,559 Lovely, thank you. 351 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,605 ♪ I saw the signs of my undoing ♪ 352 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,319 ♪ They had been there from the start ♪ 353 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:59,118 ♪ And the darkness still has work to do ♪ 354 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:07,083 ♪ The knotted chord's untying ♪ 355 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,836 ♪ The heated and the holy ♪ 356 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,339 ♪ Oh, they're sitting there on high ♪ 357 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,469 ♪ So secure With everything they're buying ♪ 358 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,472 ♪ In the blood of Eden ♪ 359 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,934 ♪ Lie the woman and the man… ♪ 360 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,185 Hi. 361 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,605 Hey. Look at you. Did you make it in all right? 362 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,733 I had to give the guy 50 bucks. He had no clue who you were. 363 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:33,818 What? 364 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,403 - Your face just now. - I'm kidding. 365 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,989 Is this for the resort collection? 366 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,366 What, are the tiger stripes too much? 367 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,327 Well, it's clear we overshot homage and crash-landed in caricature. 368 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,705 What are you doing back here? 369 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,375 Oh, I-I forgot the feathered hat at the office so she brought it. 370 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,509 Come have drinks with us. 371 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,680 I had this idea last night. You've been to Nell's? 372 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,056 No, I've been dying to go. 373 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:07,101 It's this fun little place downtown. It's really kind of terrific. 374 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:12,481 And I got in at 1:30 in the morning from Washington, and Kelly called me. 375 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,859 She said, "A bunch of us are having a little fun downtown. 376 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,611 Why don't you come and join us?" 377 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,405 - So, I went and met up with them… - Mm-hmm. 378 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,656 …and we were up most of the night. 379 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,243 And so on occasion, after 40, you can still have fun. 380 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,877 You know, you're gonna thank me for this. 381 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,761 Oh, really? 382 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,680 - Yeah? Oh. - Oh, we would love to have you for dinner. 383 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,515 - Oh-- - Sorry to interrupt. 384 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:51,355 John, this is Carolyn Bessette. She's our VIP Whisperer at the company. 385 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,316 Carolyn, this is John Kennedy. 386 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:02,239 VIP Whisperer, that's quite the moniker. What does that entail exactly? 387 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,826 Oh, it's a real high-wire act. There's a cape involved. 388 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,412 Oh, she's underselling herself, which is ironic 389 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:12,583 because Carolyn is responsible for millions of dollars in sales. 390 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,462 I don't doubt it. I like your dress, by the way. 391 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,923 - Thank you. - You can't help yourself, can you? 392 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,676 - So I'm a bad boy. What are you gonna do? - I'm so sorry. 393 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,470 I need to steal you for a minute. 394 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,598 Do you want to grab a drink? 395 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,016 Oh, technically I'm working. 396 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,851 Well, isn't everyone here? 397 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:34,438 Wow, quite the shrewd observation coming from the belle of the ball. 398 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,107 The belle of the ball? 399 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,566 I know, like, five people here. 400 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,238 Well, you wouldn't know that from the way everyone's staring at you. 401 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,074 Oh, I think they're all staring at you. 402 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,034 You just keep that in your back pocket, 403 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,661 don't you? 404 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,746 I'm sure there's lots of people waiting to talk to you. 405 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,708 Oh, exactly, so you can't abandon me. 406 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,962 Whenever my mom is at a party or out to dinner, 407 00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,549 she always locks eyes intensely with whoever she's talking to 408 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,802 because she says that even the appearance of a recess in conversation 409 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,929 will invite interlopers. 410 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,350 Well, then you better keep appearing to look interested. 411 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,103 - Oh, fuck. - What? 412 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,148 Nothing. Just my boss giving me the death stare. 413 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,108 - Who? Calvin? - No. Lesser boss. 414 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,027 Uh, I've really gotta go. 415 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,278 Oh, please take me with you. 416 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,863 I'm not sure that's such a good look. 417 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,491 Ducking out of a charity event or going home with you? 418 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,578 It's nice meeting you, John. 419 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,749 - You think I can get your number? - I don't give my number out to strangers. 420 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,376 I just met you. You could be a serial killer for all I know. 421 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,130 Oh, come on. That'd be way too much of a commitment. 422 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,884 How about I give you my number? That way the ball's in your court. 423 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,469 I don't want to get your hopes up. 424 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,890 Oh, please, I'm not above begging in front of all of my closest friends. 425 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,809 You know where I work. 426 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,188 Try reception. 427 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:13,537 Is he dreamy in like an off-putting, Manchurian-candidate kind of way, 428 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,666 or like a "I can't help but emanate sex, it's in my perfect DNA"? 429 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,126 Okay, what if he does reach out? 430 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,047 You know he won't. He was just bored… 431 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,924 and innately flirtatious. 432 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,093 Sexy Doorman just arrived. 433 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,305 Ooh. 434 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,017 Can we please stop calling him that? 435 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,771 Hmm. Sexy Bellhop? 436 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,689 He's-he's actually an aspiring model. 437 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,150 - That's actually so much worse. - Oh. Okay. Sure. 438 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,985 That being said, as an agent, 439 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,114 I'd happily advance his career if he'd advance my orgasm. 440 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,659 Maybe if you unchained him from his futon once in a while 441 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,995 and let us hang out with him, we might start to like Sexy Doorman. 442 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:58,333 I'm not ashamed of him. He's great. We just… We don't have that much in common. 443 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,753 Oh. Thank you. 444 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,720 ♪ Whoo Look what we got ♪ 445 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:23,567 ♪ We got a, we got a love We got a, we got a love ♪ 446 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,410 What the hell was that? 447 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,620 What? I was just saying bye. 448 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,539 Do you know that I came down here to see you, 449 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,958 and I waited in line for, like, an hour and now you're leaving? 450 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,086 I would have come and gotten you if I knew you were out here. 451 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,462 That's not really the point. 452 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,756 It looked like you were having a perfectly good time in there. 453 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,009 See, this is where I'm getting a little confused. 454 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,428 When we're in public, you act like I don't exist, 455 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:55,639 but then when we're alone, you're suddenly about it, so it's just-- 456 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,142 Michael, this is exactly why I don't want a boyfriend, okay? 457 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:02,021 I'm-I'm accountable for people all day, every day at work, 458 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,398 and when I leave, I-I just wanna do whatever the fuck I want 459 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:07,444 - whenever the fuck I want to. - And whoever the fuck you want. 460 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,447 Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I just… 461 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,240 If you can't keep this, like, cool and casual, 462 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,285 I think we should just go back to being friends. 463 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,670 - You're just gonna leave me here? - I guess that's kinda up to you. 464 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:40,267 ♪ Singing on the famous street ♪ 465 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,148 ♪ I want to love a boy That won't love me ♪ 466 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:51,195 - ♪ Am I just in heaven or Las Vegas ♪ - ♪ Heaven or Las Vegas ♪ 467 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:55,325 ♪ That's why it is more brighter Than the sun is to me ♪ 468 00:33:56,701 --> 00:34:02,206 - ♪ Reaching this itch in my soul ♪ - ♪ Heaven or Las Vegas ♪ 469 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,961 ♪ That's like any old playing card ♪ 470 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:12,217 ♪ It must be why I'm thinking of Las Vegas ♪ 471 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:21,685 Calvin Klein. Yeah. Yeah. Okay-- 472 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,479 Hi. I'm here to see Carolyn Bessette. 473 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,984 If-If you could just point me in her general direction. 474 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,030 Thank you. 475 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,162 - Hi there. - Hi. 476 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,043 - Hey. - Hi. 477 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,797 Hi. 478 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,305 - Hi, what a terrific surprise to s-- - Thank you. 479 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,307 Oh. 480 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,569 And then it happens again, and then they say-- 481 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,994 - Hi. - Hi. 482 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,163 Sorry, is this a bad time? 483 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,290 No. 484 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,127 No. Uh, I was just, um… 485 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,259 What's up? 486 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,304 I need a new suit. 487 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,774 Put your arms up for me. 488 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,319 You're the tailor too? 489 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,405 He's on his lunch break. 490 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,284 Typically our clients make appointments. 491 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,453 I'm a 33 waist. I know that. 492 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,791 You're 32. 493 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,922 Chin, up. 494 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,257 Geez. Your tailor this bossy? 495 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,261 ♪ Maybe never with you ♪ 496 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,474 ♪ Over you ♪ 497 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,188 ♪ Total control over you ♪ 498 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,400 It'll be ready in a week. 499 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,069 ♪ Over you… ♪ 500 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,738 Is there anything else? 501 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,157 How about some ties? 502 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:45,828 What, you're gonna deny my business? What kind of VIP Whisperer are you? 503 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:46,912 A busy one. 504 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,456 You're right. I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you? 505 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,875 By swiping your credit card. 506 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,794 Or… 507 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,839 you could let me take you to dinner. 508 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:14,565 ♪ So much time wasted ♪ 509 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,903 ♪ Playing games with love ♪ 510 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,197 - Oh, my God! - What was that? 511 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,658 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 512 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,536 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 513 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,538 ♪ But baby, it ain't over… ♪ 514 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,540 What's going on? 515 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,752 JFK Jr. was just here. 516 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,005 What? No one tells me? 517 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,631 Oh, no, he came to see Carolyn. 518 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:44,596 ♪ But baby it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 519 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:51,477 ♪ So many years we've tried To keep our love alive ♪ 520 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:56,733 ♪ But baby it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 521 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:03,363 ♪ So many years we've tried To keep our love alive ♪ 522 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:07,994 ♪ 'Cause baby It ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 523 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:12,081 Are you sure I can't start you off with anything while you wait? 524 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,502 No, no, thank you, though. 525 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,650 Carolyn. Carolyn, wait. 526 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,653 Please, Carolyn, wait. Don't leave. 527 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:44,989 Please, don't leave. 528 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,034 Please. 529 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,623 You didn't think, maybe, call the restaurant? 530 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,500 - I was waiting for 20 minutes. - I know. I'm sorry. 531 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,503 Listen, please let me buy you dinner. 532 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:03,091 I mean, if I'm not worth waiting for, the food is. Please. 533 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,107 This your go-to date spot? 534 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,777 Yeah. I'm a sucker for a laminated menu. 535 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:25,655 That's why you chose it? 536 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,325 The menus. 537 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:36,624 It's okay. I'm not exactly eager to incur the wrath of every woman in America. 538 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,834 Well, it's not just that. 539 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,295 It's gay men too. 540 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:52,389 You went a little rogue with the order, but I was pleasantly surprised. 541 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,058 Well, I went backpacking through India after I graduated, 542 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:58,812 and I learned very quickly that ordering chicken tikka masala 543 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,648 is a surefire way to get made fun of. 544 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,358 - You backpacked? - Yeah. 545 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,152 What? 546 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,696 Uh, nothing. I'm just… 547 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,949 I'm curious to know what your definition of backpacking is. 548 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,035 Same thing as yours. 549 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,788 What, did you think I was shuttled around on a motorcade? 550 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:17,832 Kinda, yeah. 551 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,337 Why India? 552 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,673 Well, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life after I graduated, 553 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,717 and, uh, my mom always says 554 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,011 that India's the most beautiful place she'd ever visited, 555 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:34,599 so I decided to, uh, take some time off, go explore the world. 556 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,768 God, I realize this story sounds-- 557 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,063 Super relatable. 558 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,524 In your defense, I'm sure most of your dates swoon over that India story. 559 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,526 I wasn't trying to impress you. 560 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,030 No, you made that very clear when you showed up 30 minutes late. 561 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,823 Oh, my God. I'm sweating. Have you noticed? 562 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,117 It's not because of the food. 563 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,791 You know, sometimes I find myself trying so hard 564 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,751 to put other people at ease that I-- 565 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:03,878 You have nothing to prove. 566 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:12,719 What do you think you'd be doing with your life if you weren't who you are? 567 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,556 I probably wouldn't be working at the DA's office. 568 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,766 I don't know if you've seen the news recently, 569 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,019 but I'm not exactly a legal wunderkind. 570 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,146 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 571 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,024 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 572 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,111 Publishing your exam results for other people's entertainment 573 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,446 is cheap and pathetic. 574 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:35,701 Yeah, it just kind of feels like I have this sign hung over my head that says, 575 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,954 "The Hunk Flunks," and that's all that people see when they look at me. 576 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,873 Yeah, but everyone feels like they have a sign over their head. 577 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,251 Oh, yeah? What's yours say? 578 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,382 I'm not gonna disclose my sign on a first date. 579 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,384 Mmm. 580 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,802 What would you be doing? 581 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,221 Am I gonna be leading the conversation at any point? 582 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,849 I'm not the one being vetted here. 583 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,855 I guess, uh, when I think of where it was I was happiest 584 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,692 is probably on stage. 585 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,153 Like acting? 586 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,448 Yeah, I did a lot of theater in high school and college, and I loved it. 587 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:18,077 Something about being a character, being up on stage. 588 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,580 I felt like I could do whatever I wanted, and no one could judge me. 589 00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:22,914 Why didn't you pursue it? 590 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,710 I did, actually… sort of. 591 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,422 I was in a play here after college called The Lovers. 592 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:34,342 And my mom was so scared that she banned any critics from attending, 593 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:37,096 so needless to say, we had a very limited run. 594 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,932 - Did she like it at least? - She never came. 595 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,143 - Oh… - Not because she didn't want to, 596 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,187 just because it would have created this whole circus, 597 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,523 and that's exactly what she didn't want to have happen. 598 00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:54,447 How old were you when you realized you were the son of a president? 599 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,952 I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before. 600 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:04,415 I don't know, really. 601 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,458 To be honest, 602 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,961 I think I've been inundated with so many images and stories of my childhood 603 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,673 that, uh, I can't really differentiate from what I remember 604 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,259 and what I've just been exposed to. 605 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,721 That's sad. 606 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,228 What about your parents? 607 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,398 Uh, my mom and stepdad are in Greenwich. 608 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,945 She's a schoolteacher. He's a doctor. 609 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:38,281 I actually introduced them 20 years ago when I was his patient, 610 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,034 - and I love to lord that over them. - Mmm. 611 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,869 What about your dad? 612 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,330 Um, he's in White Plains. 613 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,457 Is he remarried? 614 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,212 Nope. 615 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,089 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to-- 616 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:57,176 No, no, no. It's just… It's not a very interesting story. 617 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,724 How did you find your way to Calvin Klein? 618 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,477 Um… 619 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,982 I always wanted to make a difference in the world. 620 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,484 No, I was working at the mall. In Boston. 621 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,779 - At a Calvin Klein? Okay, hey. - At a Calvin Klein, yeah. 622 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,824 And one day this exec from corporate came in, 623 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,367 and I had no idea they were there. 624 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,744 And there was this older female customer 625 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,831 screaming, crying, melting down in the dressing room, wouldn't come out, 626 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,667 so I just sort of sat down on the floor and talked her down. 627 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,502 Anyways, the exec saw the whole thing, 628 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,755 said, "If you can handle that, you can handle anything." 629 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,509 And they brought me out for an interview in New York. 630 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,469 I remember in the waiting room, 631 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:45,140 there were all these sort of, like, polished Upper East Side girls. 632 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:47,475 And I said to the HR person, 633 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:49,144 "Look, these girls might have a pedigree, 634 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,523 but I don't have a plan B or a trust fund to fall back on…" 635 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,069 Sorry. And no offense. 636 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,782 You know, "I have-- I have to make this work." 637 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,746 And they offered me the job right then and there. 638 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,168 I can see why Calvin sings your praises. 639 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,478 Shit. Somebody stole my bike. 640 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,104 Well, was it locked? 641 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,106 Uh, no. 642 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,070 I'm sor… 643 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,405 I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh. 644 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,533 It's just, what did you think was gonna happen? 645 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,787 - That civility would prevail? - In New York City? Don't you live here? 646 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,164 Now I gotta buy another one. 647 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,042 How many bikes have you lost? 648 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,794 Ballpark? 649 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,838 - Do you want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 650 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,049 I've already had my one for the day. 651 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:04,512 One? You have one cigarette a day? 652 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,058 Not all the time, but if I do, I try to limit it to one. 653 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:10,893 It's a… 654 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,311 discipline thing. 655 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,313 Mmm. 656 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,442 Gotcha. So you have discipline when it comes to tobacco, just… 657 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,152 not other people's time? 658 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,613 - I said I was sorry. - Yeah. 659 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,742 You said it like you were expecting forgiveness, not asking for it. 660 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:35,793 This is me. 661 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,838 Thought I had more time. 662 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:43,968 More time for what? 663 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:12,788 Can I see you again? 664 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:17,793 I had a nice time tonight. 665 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,131 So is that a yes? 666 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:24,800 Night, John. 667 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:57,500 She's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's totally got my number. 668 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,334 Did you sleep with her? 669 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:00,752 - No. - Oh. 670 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,672 No, she barely even let me take her out to dinner. I had to buy a suit. 671 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,134 I've never seen you have to woo someone before. 672 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:11,471 This is like watching, uh, an animal dance. 673 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,600 All I want to do is call her, but I don't want to come on too strong. 674 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:17,603 What? 675 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,063 You're in your head. 676 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:25,777 Ladies and gentlemen, the uncrowned prince is beside himself. 677 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:27,947 Shut up, Anthony. 678 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,449 - Does she know about the bike? - No. 679 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:58,101 ♪ Give you everything you need To live inside a twisted cage ♪ 680 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:01,063 ♪ Sleep beside an empty rage… ♪ 681 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,399 What are you doing here? 682 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:08,362 Missed you. 683 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:17,037 I shouldn't have gone back to California. You were right. 684 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:47,150 You'd think after 40 years of attending these family functions, 685 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,320 I'd be unflappable, but no. 686 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:56,869 I still somehow revert back to that same old 22-year-old doe-eyed debutante. 687 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,790 Have you heard from your brother? He cannot be late. 688 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,792 Last I heard he was coming, but… 689 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,420 Andrew, do you know if John arranged for a car service? 690 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,590 Yes, ma'am. He and Ms. Hannah scheduled one for this afternoon. 691 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,759 What did you… 692 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,761 Did you know about this? 693 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,722 I'm not your intelligence agent, Mother. John and I keep our own confidences. 694 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,807 Turn the car around, please, Andrew. 695 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:20,809 What? Are you serious? 696 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,896 I'm not going to smile and make small talk with the two of them 697 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,607 like this prolonged saga shouldn't have ended years ago. 698 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,526 So your solution is to boycott? 699 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,323 Consider my hands washed. 700 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,473 How'd it go? 701 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,437 I think Cindy's our best bet. 702 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,273 To me, she's the quintessential supermodel. 703 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:12,318 I agree. Girl-next-door, prom queen, all rolled into one. 704 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,911 Sorry, I don't… I don't mean to interrupt. 705 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:25,665 No, you're fine. We were just talking about the new campaign. 706 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:28,168 What do you think of Cindy Crawford? 707 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:37,844 - Are these the girls you passed on? - Yeah, that's the dumping ground. 708 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,987 What about Kate Moss? 709 00:51:57,781 --> 00:52:00,575 Well, she's cute, but no one knows who she is. 710 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:02,994 Exactly. She's almost unknowable. 711 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:04,370 She's guarded, elusive. 712 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:08,500 She's not trying to sell you anything or ham it up for the camera. She's… 713 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,211 She's just letting you in. 714 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:15,174 Just enough 'cause she knows better than to give it all away. 715 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,141 Well, let's bring her in. 716 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,811 And, Carolyn, I want you there when we do. 717 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,234 Well done. 718 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,528 We turned the world upside down. 719 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,365 Yeah? How did we do that? Yeah. 720 00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:42,618 - Give him a stick? Yeah. - Yeah? 721 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:44,745 Round and round. 722 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,377 She wants to marry me. 723 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,378 I'm sure she does. 724 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,296 You know, you only make things more difficult for me 725 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,715 when you pull stunts like that. 726 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:02,095 Of the long list of issues plaguing your relationship, 727 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:05,683 I'd say my stunts reside somewhere near the very bottom. 728 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:13,023 I've been thinking about what you asked me the other night. 729 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,984 About who it is I see you with. 730 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:20,322 I know you think I'm overbearing, 731 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,826 but only one of us knows what it's like to marry into this family. 732 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:29,163 To have to be perfect in order to offset your partner's imperfections-- 733 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:33,127 imperfections that you, more than anyone, bear the brunt of. 734 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:41,050 You think that if you find someone who's already in the public eye 735 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:44,595 that you'll be better equipped to withstand the scrutiny, 736 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:48,558 but there isn't enough exposure in the world 737 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,353 to prepare a woman to be your wife. 738 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,481 Plus, anyone who's already made a name for themselves 739 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:59,235 will invariably resent trading it for yours, 740 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,780 no matter how pretty it looks on their letterhead. 741 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:08,286 She'll be under the illusion that she's entering into a partnership 742 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:13,125 when, in reality, she'll be orbiting you just like everybody else. 743 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:19,006 Routinely made to feel like an obstacle or a stepping stone. 744 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,134 See, you have a gift, John. 745 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,678 One that can't be taught or bequeathed, 746 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:31,810 one that allows you to alter the composition of any room you walk into. 747 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,858 Now, you don't want someone who's looking to share in that power. 748 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,112 You want someone to help you wield it. 749 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,951 Someone who doesn't feel beholden to you for choosing them. 750 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:53,040 Someone who loves you in spite of your last name. 751 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:59,755 Now, I don't know who that person is… 752 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,551 but I know who it isn't. 753 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,327 ♪ Set adrift on memory bliss of you ♪ 754 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,466 ♪ Baby you send me ♪ 755 00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,346 ♪ Baby you send me ♪ 756 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,307 ♪ Set adrift on memory bliss of you ♪ 757 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,685 ♪ The camera pans the cocktail glass ♪ 758 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:58,145 ♪ Behind a blind of plastic plants ♪ 759 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:00,314 ♪ I found the lady With the fat diamond ring ♪ 760 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,775 ♪ Then you know I can't remember a damn thing ♪ 761 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,236 ♪ I think it's one of those Déjà vu things ♪ 762 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:07,405 ♪ Or a dream that's trying To tell me something ♪ 763 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,699 ♪ Or will I ever stop thinking about it ♪ 764 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,493 ♪ I don't know I doubt it ♪ 765 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,496 ♪ Subterranean by design ♪ 766 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,872 ♪ I wonder what I would find ♪ 767 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,458 ♪ If I met you I let my eyes caress you ♪ 768 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:21,544 ♪ Until I meet the thought Of Mrs. Princess Who ♪ 769 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,879 ♪ I often wonder what makes her work ♪ 770 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,632 ♪ I guess I'll leave That question to the experts ♪ 771 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,843 ♪ Assuming that there are some out there ♪ 772 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:31,096 ♪ They're probably alone, solitaire ♪ 773 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,222 ♪ I can remember when ♪ 774 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,683 ♪ I caught up with A past-time intimate friend ♪ 775 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:38,352 ♪ She said bet you're probably Gonna say I look lovely ♪ 776 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,813 ♪ But you probably Don't think nothing of me ♪ 777 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:43,232 ♪ She was right, though I can't lie ♪ 778 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,401 ♪ She's just one of those corners In my mind ♪ 779 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,737 ♪ And I just put her Right back with the rest ♪ 780 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:50,072 ♪ That's the way it goes, I guess ♪ 781 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,575 ♪ Baby you send me ♪ 782 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,703 ♪ Baby you send me ♪