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Hey, silly ass.
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Yo, I'm talkin' to you. Where the hell
do you think you're goin', buddy?
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Come back, Shane.
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Detective, do you
have a statement for the press?
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Is it true the suspects are
connected to Frank Rizzo?
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Get back. Out of the way. Atandt and the
psychic friends network are involved...
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Will you go for
the death penalty?
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Is there any connection
to the loch ness monster?
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What is the meaning
of "sizzle-chest"?
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Incriminating taped telephone
conversations have surfaced?
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Get out of my face!
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So you think you boys
are about ready to talk?
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Ooh, talk?
What are you, crazy?
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What do you want to talk about?
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Don't bother me.
I got warts on my ass.
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- Uncle Freddy's dead?
- Cut the crap!
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Let me introduce myself.
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Name's worzic,
NYPD bunco division.
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Now you two have caused a helluva
heap of trouble around this town,
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and I think it's about time
we had a little talk about it.
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We didn't do nothin'. Yeah, it's
just a big misunderstandin'.
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We can explain everything.
All right, you do that.
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I got all the time in the world.
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I guess it all started
when we was kids.
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Yeah, we were always
playin' pranks.
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Hello, Weir residence.
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Yeah, is this the
home of Brett Weir?
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Well, yes, it is.
I'm his mother.
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This is the super across the way, and
I'm very angry at that little jerk.
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He's always causin' me
problems over here.
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No. My Brett? No. Why, he's
a perfect little angel at home.
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He knows what I'm talkin' about.
That little
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shithead comes around
here every day...
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Spittin', cussin' and
stealin' my mother's drawers.
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I've seen the fruity little bastard
runnin' around in the street...
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With 'em wrapped
around his head.
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My Brett is spitting,
cursing and stealing?
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And he's wrapping what
around his head?
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Brett! Brett!
Come here this instant!
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Get over here!
What'd I do?
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What did you do? Spitting,
cursing, stealing!
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Is that the way I raised you? And what
have you been wrapping around your head?
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You fruity little bastard!
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Get in here! Get in here, i said.
I'm gonna
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beat the living
daylights out of you!
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- He wet his pants.
- Johnny!
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All right, come on. Come on. Get
over there, you two hell-raisers.
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Mom! Let go! All right, sit down.
You too.
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Now, Johnny, I wanna know
right now; What did you
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do to get that nice boy
Brett Weir in trouble?
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- We didn't do nothin', ma.
- Up.
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Don't lie to me.
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- Now, who's your new friend?
- That's kamal.
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Hello, kamal. Let that
be a lesson to you too.
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Come on, ma.
We were just goofin'.
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Everything's a joke to you boys, right?
If you don't wise up,
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you're gonna end up a couple of bums
sittin' around here with no jobs...
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Still livin' with
your mothers in 20 years.
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So what do you wanna do today?
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What? What are you lookin' at me for?
I don't know.
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I got an idea.
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Watch this.
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Our lady of sorrows, front desk.
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Wahh. Hey, lady,
you gotta help me.
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What is the problem, sir?
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I got hemorrhoids bad. My
ass is killing me. I need help.
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Sir, I'd appreciate it if you'd
use the proper terminology.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm really
in a lot of pain, though.
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Look, how do you cure this? What do you
do? Do you jag me? Do you poke at me?
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Do you beat these things off
with a stick?
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We usually apply medication
to the affected area.
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Boy, that sounds nice.
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Would you be doing that, honey-pants?
No, a doctor would do that.
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One time I had this doctor,
and he put me under,
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and I knew somethin' was wrong, 'cause when
I woke up, i had a big red chancre on me,
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which tells me that
somethin' was wrong.
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He must've been touchin' my ass
or somethin' when I was under.
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Sir, would you please use
the proper terminology?
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You know, when I was a boy, i would like
to always play with these big pink pigs...
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And lay around with them, but they would
always kick me right up inside my ass.
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You think that this could have
gave my ass all these problems?
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Sir, I don't know. Lady, I'm in so
much pain. I'm dyin' over here.
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This is
tearin' the ass out of me.
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- Johnny!
- Whoa.
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You promised me you were
gonna look for a job today.
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What are you doin' still
sittin' around the house?
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There's nothin' out there. There's nothin'
goin' on... no construction, no nothin'.
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Well, how come is it when i talk to the
other mothers in this neighborhood,
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all their sons have jobs?
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I bumped into Fran Weir. She
tells me Brett is doin' so good.
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He bought himself a lovely place
over there on ditmars boulevard.
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Well, we supposed to be impressed with
that? I'd like to punch that guy.
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- Hey! You! Cut it out.
- Ooh!
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Brett is a very nice,
hardworking boy.
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I wish the two of you
were more like Brett Weir.
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Hey, come on. It's not
like we never had jobs.
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What about the Mason job
we had a ways back?
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Hey, you two. Johnny and kamal. Get back
to work! We got a job to finish here!
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What, are you tryin'
to get me, sweetie-cakes?
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Goddamn it, Johnny, cut the
bullshit, Yeah?
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Why don't you come up here and show me
your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge.
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And I'll throw you off head first.
You'll do a fuckin' sailor dive.
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And then I'll join in
with you down in the water,
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and I'll rub all seaweed all over
your ass and your neck and shit.
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Ooh, we'll have a good time.
That's it, you two. You're fired!
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That guy fired us for no reason.
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Well, maybe you should try
another career choice.
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- We did that too. - We'd
like three gorgeburgers with cheese,
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two orders of frizzy fries
and a small lemonade.
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Okay, great. Spicy-hot, lamby-nipple
chops with minty-pickled sour sauce.
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We just wanna order
some hamburgers.
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God, my mother,
she woke me up today.
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She threw a pan of hot grease all over
my chest and my ass and genitals.
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And I fell down the stairs
and my shoes fell off.
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What does that have
to do with anything?
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Because I can't see,
damn it, you son of a bitch.
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- Let me speak to your manager!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just a minute.
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Boy, can you believe this guy?
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Yeah, burger Bob. Give me your
fuckin' order there, tough guy.
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Johnny, you gotta be able to keep
a job for more than one day.
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I just ain't cut out for a job
where I have a boss.
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Maybe you just
don't care, Johnny.
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At least if you had a job, you could spare
your poor old mother the embarrassment...
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Of a son who's a lazy bum.
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Come on, ma. What are
you gonna get like that?
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What's the matter? Come on.
Don't be like that, ma.
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And stop screwin'
around on that telephone.
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And go look for a job.
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Man, all this poundin' the
pavement got me thirsty.
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When you're right, you're right.
Let's hit Mickey's.
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Hey, what do you say there,
uncle Fred?
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Stay away from me, you bastards.
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Come on, pappy.
What's the beef?
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If this were the old days,
you would bow to my feet...
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To show your respect.
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- Yeah.
- And if you did not,
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a hundred men
would come to kill you.
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See you later, uncle Freddy.
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Good thing this ain't the old days.
You got that right.
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Hey, whose uncle is he, anyway?
Who gives a rat's ass?
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- You guys got cash?
- Hey, Mickey, you know we're good for it.
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- How long you known us now?
- Long enough
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to know that you deadbeats
owe me 688 bucks.
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Mickey, you know, just hit a
bit of a slump, you know?
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Yeah, man. Come on.
No, no, no.
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I can't carry you guys no more.
I got troubles of my own.
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I can barely keep that front door
open with the paying customers.
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Man, this neighborhood's really
goin' to hell, you know that?
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Come on.
Yeah. All right.
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Hey, hey, hey! Johnny boy.
Kamal!
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Yeah, Brett Weir. How you doin'?
I'm doin' perfect.
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Things couldn't be better. How 'bout you
guys? Yeah, we were just leavin', man.
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No, wait. Stay.
Let me buy you a beer.
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No, no. No, come on.
Let me do this.
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There they are.
There you go, fellas.
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Come on.
Let's drink up,
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That's great, Brett.
Really appreciate that.
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Come on. It's the least I
can do for a couple of
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guys from the neighborhood
down on their luck.
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I mean, with things
goin' so good for me.
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I just acquired myself
a brownstone up there
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on ditmars boulevard.
It's beautiful.
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- We heard. - I can get into any
nightclub, any night of the week.
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No questions asked. It's connections, boy.
Look, you gotta have connections.
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- So, what do you say you hook me
and Johnny up? -
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Listen, fellas, i mean...
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Look, my boy Tony don't do
favors for just anybody.
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- He's a very busy man. - You just
said you were tight with this guy.
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I am tight with him. I see him
all the time over at lizardi's.
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That's our hangout. Then he'd know
you by name there, too, right?
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Of course he'd know me by name.
The two of us, we're like this.
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You and him are like this?
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Ha-ha! Man. Brett Weir hangin'
out with the big shots.
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Well, I don't like to talk, but,
look, I'm sorry, fellas.
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All right? I can't
come through on this.
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Holy mackerel!
Look at the time.
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Listen, I got some
business I gotta attend to.
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Really great
seein' you guys again.
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It just takes me back.
Mickey!
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Take care of these guys,
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Little fuckin' jackass.
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I think we got
a little call to make.
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So I'm kickin' him, and I'm
kickin' him, all over the floor,
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and he's tryin' to hold
his teeth in, you know?
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Meanwhile, his girlfriend
is screamin', and
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she's throwin' a tantrum,
and she's goin'...
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"I'm gonna get you,
Tony scarboni."
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So I looks down at the guy, and I
say, "marone, I feel sorry for you.
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You gotta go home
to that yappin' mouth."
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Hey, butch, pass me that salt.
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- Yeah.
- Is Tony there?
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Who's callin'? Yeah, hi. We're
friends of a friend of his.
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You know, Brett Weir?
Hold on.
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Some kid. Says Brett Weir
told him to call.
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Who the hell's Brett Weir?
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He's that new kid, remember? Got him
workin' down on steinway street.
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Tell him to go fuck himself.
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Hey, kid, you there?
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- Yes.
- Go fuck yourself.
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What'd he say? Told
me to go fuck myself.
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I gave him Brett Weir's
name and everything.
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Get out of the way. You don't
know how to talk to these people.
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He's layin' there,
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and he's got blood squirtin' out of
his eye sockets like a garden hose.
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And he's goin'
"please, Tony, please."
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So I says to him, "you should've thought
of that before you spilt that drink."
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, put Tony on. Is he there?
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- Yeah. Who's callin'?
- Look, jerky, I don't need to talk to you.
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You don't need to talk to me? Who the
hell is this? Get me Tony, I said!
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- Okay. Hold on.
- I'm eatin' my lunch. Who is it?
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I don't know. He wouldn't say.
He sounds pretty pissed off.
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Give me that.
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Yeah, this is scarboni.
Who am I talkin' to?
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Hey there, tough guy. This
is Frank Rizzo. Who?
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Frank Rizzo. Open your
fuckin' ears, jackass.
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- Who the hell's Frank Rizzo?
- Frank Rizzo?
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- Frank Rizzo?
- Rizzo? Frank Rizzo?
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I don't know, boss.
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Am I supposed
to know you, Mr. Rizzo?
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Maybe it's better you
don't there, beefy tits,
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00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,498
'cause you'd be shittin' in your
fuckin' pants if you did, pal.
222
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,400
- Yeah? - Yeah. Now look,
sizzle-chest, i got a couple of guys.
223
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,904
They're in town from Chicago. They
just did a job for me, beautiful job.
224
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:56,508
These guys are the best. I had to get
'em out of the area. Frank Rizzo.
225
00:12:56,510 --> 00:13:01,279
This might be something. Run the name
by our boys in Chicago. Right, chief.
226
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,814
Show 'em a good time.
Take 'em out. Paint up the town.
227
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,382
Paint each other up.
You know. Yeah.
228
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,384
Give 'em the first-class
treatment, the whole nine yards.
229
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,454
Yeah, well, I gotta talk to my boss
before I can arrange somethin' like that.
230
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,423
I mean, will he know you, Mr. Rizzo?
'Cause, i don't know you.
231
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,827
Hey, he knows who the fuck i am. He met me
through Mario, back in the old days there.
232
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,930
And you can tell that fruity-ass bastard
that if he wants to make nice with me,
233
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,228
he'll have a car on the
corner of fresh pond
234
00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:23,268
and Dawkins tomorrow
night for my guys.
235
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,403
I don't think you should
talk about my boss like that.
236
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,839
Hey, I'll talk about that
little jerk any way I want to,
237
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,542
and don't make me come down there
for you, either, tough guy.
238
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,545
Last guy that got cute with me, I fired
him down five flights of stairs,
239
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,547
split his fuckin' head;
Outta here!
240
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:39,417
Whoa. Whoa, let's not go crazy.
I said I'll talk to the boss.
241
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:43,388
If he gives me the okay, we'll take
care of your boys, all right?
242
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,825
God bless you there, sweetie-pants.
'Preciate any help you can give me.
243
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,260
Say your prayers there,
liver-lips.
244
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,464
Looks like we're goin' out on the town.
All right!
245
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,304
Tony, you all right?
246
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,875
We gotta go see the boss.
247
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,497
Hey, boss.
248
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,804
Boss.
What happened?
249
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,940
I thought you might wanna know. I got
a call from this guy, real pushy.
250
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,019
Said he had a couple
of guys in town from
251
00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:13,344
Chicago and wanted me to
show 'em a good time.
252
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,282
What was his name? Frank Rizzo.
Said he knew you.
253
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,485
Frank Rizzo? I don't
know any Frank Rizzo.
254
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,987
He said he knew you from the
old days, through Mario.
255
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:27,659
Mario? Which Mario? There's 400 marios.
I don't know.
256
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:31,329
You know, he was insultin' you. He
was callin' you all kinds of names.
257
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,364
He was insulting me?
Yeah.
258
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,267
- What'd he call me?
- You don't wanna know.
259
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,369
Hey, don't tell me
what I don't wanna know.
260
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,373
I tell you what I don't wanna know, and
I tell you when I don't wanna know it.
261
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,676
He called you
"fruity-ass."
262
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,978
- He called me what?
- Fruity-ass.
263
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,681
He called me a-a-a fruity-ass?
What the hell is a fruity-ass?
264
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,119
Hey, I was gonna go bust
his balls, you know?
265
00:15:52,145 --> 00:15:54,452
But I thought i better
check with you first.
266
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,721
Did he say what his guys
are doin' in town?
267
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,491
He said they just pulled a job for him,
and he had to get 'em out of the area.
268
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,295
Frank Rizzo.
269
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,497
Frank Rizzo, Frank Rizzo.
270
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,702
Frank ri... wasn't there a Frank Rizzo that
pulled that birthday party massacre?
271
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:14,572
That thing at the kid's birthday party
where they knocked off the carbone family.
272
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,575
Yeah, that's right. They got this crazy
clown to come in with this weird outfit.
273
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,980
He was doin' back flips and screamin' like
a chicken and throwin' fire bombs around,
274
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,801
and when the smoke
cleared, the whole carbone
275
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,383
family's plastered
up against the wall.
276
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,585
They had to scrape 'em off
with a spatula.
277
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,521
Never liked clowns.
278
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,592
If this is that guy, these boys
are not in town for nothin'.
279
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,594
What do you want me to do, boss?
280
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,564
Feel 'em out.
See what they have to say.
281
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,223
Tell 'em to have this guy
Rizzo contact me directly.
282
00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:42,533
Meanwhile I'll make
some telephone calls.
283
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,371
- I'll see if anybody knows who he is.
- You got it.
284
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,606
Hey. Be careful.
285
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,608
We don't know what
we're up against here.
286
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,512
♪♪
287
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,348
This is the way to go.
288
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,316
Hey, man, let's give it up.
They ain't gonna
289
00:16:59,342 --> 00:17:01,019
show up. Relax. We
got plenty of time.
290
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,389
♪♪
291
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,758
Check it out. Ba-da-boom.
292
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,494
Ho. Out of sight.
What'd I tell ya?
293
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,530
Come on. Get in there.
Let's go.
294
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,702
♪ Well, I just want
to give you some ♪
295
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,612
♪ well, I just want ♪
296
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,648
♪ want to want you
just gimme some ♪
297
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,818
♪ let's mingle ♪
298
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,455
♪ live well ♪
299
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,625
♪ well, come together now ♪
300
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:44,729
♪ yeah, let it swell ♪
301
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,731
Look sharp there, barrel-ass.
302
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,734
♪♪
303
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,503
This way, sir.
304
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,472
There you go, mack.
305
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,809
♪♪
306
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,713
Those are the big shots
from Chicago?
307
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,716
They look like a couple
of lowlifes from queens.
308
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:14,192
So, if somebody crosses you,
you just kill 'em?
309
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,828
Whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
310
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,766
In my business, you know,
we don't "kill." We whack.
311
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:29,507
- Hey, look who it is. -I can't wait to tell
the girls i was out with a real whacker.
312
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,809
Jerky little prick.
Gentlemen.
313
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:36,514
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name's Tony scarboni.
314
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,550
That's great, Tony. How about gettin' us
a couple of drinks at the bar up there?
315
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:43,588
Mr. scarboni's not your waiter.
He is your host.
316
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,591
That's all right, geno. Sonny, get
a couple of drinks here,
317
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,564
So, you're Rizzo's boys
from Chicago, right?
318
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:58,603
- Yeah, that's right. - Well, maybe you
can give us small-timers a few pointers.
319
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,672
What do you do? Run numbers?
Protection? What?
320
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,475
Both. We protect the numbers.
321
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,545
- You protect the numbers?
- We're silly like that. Silly.
322
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,281
Yeah, couple of clowns, we are.
323
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,652
Couple of clowns.
324
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,192
Couple of clowns.
Yeah.
325
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:25,229
By the way, my boss would very much
like to hear from Rizzo personally,
326
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:30,535
so, if you can pass that along for
me, I would really appreciate it.
327
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,571
- Diaper service?
- Very clever.
328
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,874
Here you go, guys.
329
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,510
That's more like it.
330
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,612
Look... boys,
enjoy the show.
331
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,683
If there's anything I can do to make you
more comfortable, you just let me know.
332
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,685
As a matter of fact, there is.
333
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,655
See that little pipsqueak
in the back there?
334
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,624
- What, the kid over there? - Yeah,
that's him, the skinny little prick.
335
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,827
- He's gettin' on my fuckin' nerves.
- Geno, Sonny, take care of him.
336
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,531
No problem.
Salute.
337
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,536
Hey, Weir.
338
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,206
Hey, hey, hey! These are
a couple of my boys.
339
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,675
This is, geno and Sonny.
Say hello.
340
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,678
Are you guys whackers too?
341
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,648
Yeah, honey.
Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
342
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,851
What are you doin'? What're you
guys doin'? Wait a minute!
343
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,323
Call 'em off! Hey!
Get your hands off me!
344
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,658
Hey, man. Wait a minute!
345
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:35,660
♪♪
346
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:43,674
♪♪
347
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:49,313
♪ I was born
long ago ♪
348
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,682
♪ I'm the chosen
I'm the one ♪
349
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,851
You're breakin' my arm!
♪ I have come ♪
350
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,621
♪ to save the day ♪
351
00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:00,291
♪ and I won't quit
until I'm done ♪
352
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,594
♪ and that is why
we've got to try ♪
353
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,365
♪ we've got to believe
and have some fun ♪
354
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,334
♪ no, I'm not payin'
i play this game ♪
355
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,937
♪ and I won't quit
until I'm done ♪
356
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,309
♪ but what I really
want to know is ♪
357
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,411
♪ are you gonna go my way ♪
358
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,883
♪ and I've got to
got to know ♪
359
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,625
Stay still!
Stay still, you idiot.
360
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,729
Come on! Come on!
361
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,365
♪ I don't
know why we have to try ♪
362
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,367
What the fuck is wrong with you?
363
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,371
♪ Guess we must leave
and get undone ♪
364
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,341
♪ we have to love and rub a
dub ♪
365
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:54,378
♪ We've got to dance
and fall in love ♪
366
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,416
♪ but what I really
want to know is ♪
367
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,886
Hey, boss, you think those guys are
goodfellas? ♪ are you gonna go my way ♪
368
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,789
I don't know, geno. Not much in the
style department, ♪ and I've got to ♪
369
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,759
But the boss tells me these guys
are bloodthirsty. ♪ got to know ♪
370
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,430
♪ yeah ♪♪
371
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,803
Frank Rizzo.
Frank Rizzo.
372
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,840
Who's Frank Rizzo?
That's the question.
373
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,077
That's the question.
374
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,480
He says he knows me, but do I know him?
That's the other question.
375
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,883
And how does he know Mario?
376
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,820
And which Mario does he know?
377
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,890
Is he comin' for revenge, and if
so, for what thing i did to who?
378
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,795
And where the hell does he get
off callin' me fruity-ass?
379
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,438
This just in from Chicago.
380
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,408
No known Frank Rizzo
with crime affiliation.
381
00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,444
There's one in highland park, but
he's a retired auto mechanic.
382
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:03,114
Sorry, chief.
Listen to me.
383
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,215
If we're gonna get Rizzo,
we're gonna have to
384
00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:07,451
think like Rizzo. The
name's obviously an alias.
385
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,721
Tell 'em to keep lookin'. Talk to
every street hood in the city.
386
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,891
- Somethin' will turn up. - I'll get
on it first thing in the morning.
387
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,893
Why don't you get some rest?
388
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,529
I'll rest when Rizzo rests.
389
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,812
Mornin', Ernie.
390
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:40,084
Made some calls. Nobody ever
heard of this Frank Rizzo.
391
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,486
Sure you got the name right?
Yeah, sure, I'm sure.
392
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:44,696
He only screamed it in
my ear a hundred times.
393
00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,857
And, boss, i met up with
his boys last night.
394
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,528
And they were talkin' like they knew quite
a bit about this birthday party job.
395
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,196
Yeah?
Yeah.
396
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,833
So what do they want from us?
I don't know, boss.
397
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,502
Yeah? What's
up there, squeaky balls?
398
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,771
My boys told me to give you a call.
Who's this?
399
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,441
Who the fuck you think it is?
This is Frank Rizzo.
400
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,031
Let's get down to some
business before I have
401
00:24:05,055 --> 00:24:06,477
to come down there and
split a few heads.
402
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,779
Do I know you?
Sure, you know me, chief.
403
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:12,183
We go way back. We used to shoe each
other up the ass in the old days.
404
00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,185
Don't you remember, Ernie?
We were good like that.
405
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:17,455
I knew you in the old days? What,
were you with one of the families?
406
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,958
Nah, I never went with that family shit,
silly ass, you know what I mean?
407
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,227
I was the best. I could whack
out a hundred guys in a week.
408
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,721
I ran circles around ya.
Well, I don't remember
409
00:24:25,747 --> 00:24:27,798
you. Did you go under
some other name?
410
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,201
That's right, chief.
They call me "rubberneck."
411
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:33,904
What the hell does that mean? I always
had a bit of a problem with my temper.
412
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:37,475
People tell me it's a problem, 'cause it's
always flarin' like a pack of hemorrhoids.
413
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,434
You know, sometimes it
gets on my nerves. I
414
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,479
go crazy, kickin' guys
around, bustin' heads.
415
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,556
You know, I always wind
up chokin' a few people.
416
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,249
I'm sick, you know
what I mean, Ernie?
417
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,819
- Ya fruity-ass bastard. - You oughta
take it easy with the name calling,
418
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,622
particularly since you got a couple of
boys on my turf with no protection.
419
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,891
Whoa, whoa.
Hey there, tough guy.
420
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,707
You know, what are you doin'?
Let's not get
421
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:57,561
out of hand now. I was
just callin' to say...
422
00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,264
How much I appreciate the hospitality
you showed my boys the other night.
423
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,912
You know, they got
nothin' but good things
424
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:03,634
to say about that happy-ass
lackey of yours,
425
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:06,203
Tony zamboni.
Scarboni.
426
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:10,174
Zamboni, scarboni, pepperoni, whatever
the fuck you call that little jerk.
427
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,276
He's an okay kid, and you
can tell him i said that.
428
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,945
I'll be sure and do that. Now you wanna
do me a favor and give me some idea...
429
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,214
As to what your intentions are
here in New York?
430
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,466
What the hell you think,
sizzle-chest? Times
431
00:25:19,492 --> 00:25:21,619
are tough. I need dough,
like anybody else.
432
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,588
So you think you're just gonna waltz in
here and start takin' over my turf?
433
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:27,224
You got it there, liver-lips.
I want you, baby.
434
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,193
You sound good.
Me and you, we make a team.
435
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,229
You and me make a team. We make a team.
I don't know who the fuck you are!
436
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,532
Ernie, what, are you tryin'
to get cute with me, baby doll?
437
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:37,268
Come on. What, are you tryin' to make me
feel funny in the pants? What's up?
438
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:40,204
Don't spit up my ass and tell me
it's rainin' out there, tough guy.
439
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,573
You know, this is gettin' out of line now.
I oughta split your nuts...
440
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,575
From your fuckin' head
to the back of your ass.
441
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,610
You got that?
Listen here, shit face!
442
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,680
You wanna come to New York and have a
sit-down, that's fine. Just ask me nice.
443
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,317
Talk to me like a person. You start tryin'
to intimidate me, I'm gonna get mad.
444
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,554
Ernie, relax, baby. We'll talk about
this and that and the other thing...
445
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,556
When I get
into town there, okay?
446
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,891
Until then, you deal with my boys.
And, I'll tell you somethin'.
447
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,662
If anything happens to them, I'm
holdin' you personally responsible.
448
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,931
We got somethin' goin' here or what?
I'll think about it.
449
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,300
I'll take it under advisement.
You're a sweetheart.
450
00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:12,670
See you later there, you fuckin'
milky licker.
451
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:20,210
You believe this? Nobody ever
talked to me like that in my life.
452
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,977
Hey, you just give me
the word; I'm on a
453
00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:23,914
plane to Chicago with a
bullet for this guy.
454
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,183
No! Come here.
455
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,322
Let me tell you somethin'.
456
00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:35,659
The greatest man I ever knew in my
life was don Frederico in sicily.
457
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:38,329
Capo di tutti capo.
458
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:41,031
And he said to me,
"above everything,
459
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,968
respect your enemies."
460
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:48,672
We get close to Rizzo. We get close
to his boys. So what do we do?
461
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,208
We bring 'em in. We have
'em meet the family.
462
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:54,244
Then we give 'em a test.
We see what they're made of.
463
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,014
Hey, remember,
I'm Mikey; You're jocko.
464
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,685
I'm Mikey; You're jocko. No,
no, I'm Mikey; You're jocko.
465
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:04,221
Shut the fuck up
with that shit already.
466
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:07,024
Wait. Hey, maybe I am jocko.
Give it a break.
467
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,760
Would you shut up? I don't know.
What the hell.
468
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,363
Shut the fuck up.
469
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:15,766
Gentlemen, it's a pleasure
to see you again. Thank you.
470
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,334
Come on.
Hey!
471
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,769
Come on.
472
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,305
Get in there, dopey.
Come on!
473
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,677
This is the muscle from Chicago?
474
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:29,013
They look like a couple
of lowlifes from queens.
475
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,215
That's them.
476
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,754
I'm Ernie Lazarro.
How you doin', Ernie?
477
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:40,324
Allow me to introduce Frank Rizzo's
boys from Chicago. Sit down.
478
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,359
Guys.
479
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:46,363
Mikey and jocko.
480
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,767
No, no, no. I'm jocko; He's Mikey.
Shut up with this.
481
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:53,003
Well, then, Mikey and jocko,
meet the family.
482
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,406
What are they,
the fuckin' Brady bunch?
483
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,741
They all can't be cousins,
can they?
484
00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:01,045
We're a family because of certain
financial matters in common.
485
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,414
For example, Mr. Mitchell
over here...
486
00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:07,317
Handles our financial responsibilities
in connection with city hall downtown.
487
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:12,389
Mr. peck over there does this and that in
regards to the law enforcement agencies.
488
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:15,025
The other guys do other things.
489
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,029
All in all, we have a very comfortable
relationship with the city of New York.
490
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,331
Now since you boys
are new here in town,
491
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,768
we figured we'd make things
a little bit easier for you.
492
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,706
What the hell's this?
Go on. Open it up.
493
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:33,777
Ba-da-boom.
Look at this.
494
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:37,314
- What the hell you want us to do
for that? - Nothing. It's a gift.
495
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:40,217
But since you ask, there's
one thing you could do.
496
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,233
I mean, it should be a
piece of cake for a
497
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:44,388
couple of guys of your
reputation in Chicago.
498
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,790
Tell 'em, Tony. Yeah, we're
havin' a little trouble...
499
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:48,998
With a certain business
owner, a stubborn old
500
00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:51,061
codger who won't let
us buy his place out.
501
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,498
We're knockin' down the whole block for
one of our developments next Monday.
502
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,302
- So we need this guy to sell now.
- So what do you want us to do?
503
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,505
We thought you might have some colorful
ways to make him more agreeable,
504
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:06,477
like some of the more exotic jobs
you've pulled off in Chicago.
505
00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,279
Yeah, I guess we could do that.
No problem.
506
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,282
Well, how will you do it?
Off the top of my head,
507
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:16,086
you know, we take the guy out back,
strap him to a fuckin' tree,
508
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,673
get out the old
tennis ball machine there,
509
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,524
load it up with boiled
potatoes, start shootin'
510
00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,284
potatoes up his fuckin'
ass until he's blue.
511
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:27,831
That's the sickest thing
i ever heard in my life.
512
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:31,268
- I like it.
- Two or three hours tops, done.
513
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:34,104
Good. This is the guy.
514
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:40,811
- Mickey!
- What, you know that guy?
515
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,447
Nah, nah, he just looks
like a Mickey.
516
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,921
We're in deep shit, man. I knew we
shouldn't have pushed our luck.
517
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,257
What are you worried about?
What am I worried about?
518
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,259
The mob wants us to put
a hit out on Mickey.
519
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:58,095
Look, we tell Mickey to lay low.
We get Rizzo to handle it.
520
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,373
Ernie.
What?
521
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,843
This kid here's got some information
he says you might be interested in.
522
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,845
- Yeah? What is it?
- I just thought you should know...
523
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,847
About the two guys
that just left here.
524
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,516
What do you mean? Two guys from Chicago?
They're not from Chicago.
525
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,398
They're from right here in queens.
They're
526
00:30:21,424 --> 00:30:23,453
just a couple of losers
from the neighborhood.
527
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,889
What are you talkin' about? They're
Frank Rizzo's guys from Chicago.
528
00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:28,926
They don't work for Rizzo.
They're just foolin' you guys.
529
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:32,496
They're always
playin' pranks like that.
530
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:35,566
Ernie, we gave those guys
a lot of inside information.
531
00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:38,569
They can get us all sent up the
river if they start squawkin'.
532
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:41,438
On top of which, they
treated me with disrespect.
533
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,842
- You better be sure about this.
- I'm sure, all right.
534
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:48,545
Look here. We all played ball
in high school together.
535
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,849
Take care of this.
536
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,384
I'll be glad to, boss.
537
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,929
What do you guys want? Hey,
Mickey, we gotta talk to you.
538
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:09,533
- Yeah? - Well, the good news is,
we're here to pay our bar tab.
539
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,568
Here's the dough we owe you.
540
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:16,473
Hey, hey!
You guys are all right.
541
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,409
- Where'd you get the dough?
- That's the bad news.
542
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,579
Mickey, you gotta lay low for awhile.
Couple of guys out to rough you up...
543
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,482
'Cause you wouldn't,
let 'em buy out your bar.
544
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,517
Who's gonna rough me up?
Well...
545
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,554
- Us.
- You?
546
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,894
Yah!
547
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:41,665
What are you doin'?
Unh!
548
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,576
That'll teach you bastards
to try to rough me up.
549
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,678
What the hell you hit us for?
550
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,347
Guess I still got it,
551
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,516
Mickey, it wasn't like we were
really gonna rough ya up.
552
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:03,654
What?
Come here, come here.
553
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:06,413
Why the hell didn't you
guys say somethin'
554
00:32:06,439 --> 00:32:09,426
like that earlier? We
was tryin' to warn you.
555
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,930
- Warn me? - Yeah, Mickey, you
just gotta lay low for awhile.
556
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:16,300
Just 'til we straighten things out.
You're gonna get to keep the place.
557
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:19,670
- Gee, that's swell, fellas.
- You understand.
558
00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:21,324
There's some things
in this world worth
559
00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:23,307
fightin' for, and Mickey
crumps is one of 'em!
560
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,375
Why?
561
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,678
Hey, Mickey, I had
my first beer in here.
562
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,980
I ain't gonna let 'em
tear the joint down.
563
00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,416
We gotta get goin', Mickey.
564
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,551
Yeah, see ya later, Mickey.
Yeah, see ya later, fellas.
565
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,421
Hey, thanks again,
566
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,357
Great guy, that Mickey.
Like a father.
567
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:44,294
You know, I think it's time to get frank
Rizzo to give Ernie Lazarro another call.
568
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,363
Yeah, I understand
he's very upset.
569
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,499
Shit. Man.
570
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,602
Hey, numbnuts.
571
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:56,573
What the hell you doin' here? Came
to take you for a little joyride.
572
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,611
What the hell is this,
some kind of fuckin' joke?
573
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:06,516
Yeah, this is a big joke, tough guy.
Get in the Van, now. Move! Come on!
574
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:17,527
You know, the boss ain't gonna be too happy
about this shit. Shut your mouth.
575
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,663
We're wise to you. Yeah,
we know the whole story.
576
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:23,700
One of your buddies from the
neighborhood ratted you out. Yeah.
577
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:27,004
Let me guess. Pale sort of guy?
Kind of looks like a ferret?
578
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,406
That's him.
579
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,650
What, all this blood
and guts supposed to scare us?
580
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:44,388
What, your big boss Tony supposed to
come around and give us a talking to?
581
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:48,625
Actually, he likes
to run the grinder himself.
582
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:55,499
Wh-where you gonna get rid of
200 pounds of human hot dogs?
583
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,568
- Excuse me?
- All right, 500.
584
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,139
You ever had a heavenly Frank?
585
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:05,509
Who the hell hasn't? They're on
every friggin' street corner.
586
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,712
That's disgusting.
587
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,715
Man, I always thought the sign on the
cart said they were kosher. Kosher?
588
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,750
Take a look at the wall of fame.
589
00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,723
Holy geez.
Johnny?
590
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,559
Yeah. Remind me never
to listen to you.
591
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,628
Hey, Sonny, you stay here.
592
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:28,465
I'm gonna go downstairs
and wait for Tony.
593
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,634
How come you always get
to tell Tony what we just did?
594
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,803
What are you talkin' about?
595
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:34,894
I mean, it's like every
time we do somethin'
596
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,473
together, you tell
Tony about it.
597
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,427
I mean, like you're doin'
it all by yourself.
598
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,210
It makes me look like
I don't do nothin'.
599
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:43,613
- Go fuck yourself. - You go fuck
yourself. I'm goin' down there!
600
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:47,451
I'm goin' down there!
Guys, guys!
601
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:51,621
Whoa. You know, both you guys got us
up here, tied us up into these chairs.
602
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:54,624
Both you guys should take the credit
for that. You should be very proud.
603
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:57,727
Why don't both of ya's
go down and tell Tony?
604
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,831
You know somethin'?
He's right.
605
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:04,801
Yeah. I mean, look at us, fightin'
like a couple of kids. Over what?
606
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,710
- Sure you guys gonna be all right?
- Beautiful.
607
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:17,214
Fine. Yeah, actually, my
back feels better like this.
608
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,484
After you.
Thank you.
609
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:27,257
Don't worry.
We'll lock up.
610
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,829
Hey, how do we
get out of this jam?
611
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,665
Let me swing this chair around.
Hold on.
612
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:39,536
Come on. My elbow.
Stop your cryin'.
613
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,538
Hold still.
614
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,674
I can't fuckin' believe you.
What is that guy, anyway,
615
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,777
He's a sicilian, that guy.
He's a sicilian. No shit.
616
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,814
Come on.
617
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:56,253
Man, this guy
was double-jointed.
618
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:59,489
It was a fuckin' pain in the
ass gettin' his arm off.
619
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,825
We gotta create
some kind of diversion.
620
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:05,228
Come on.
621
00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:10,767
Hello?
622
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,837
Hello. This is pico. Who?
623
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,872
Pico.
I'm on the fourth floor.
624
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,241
My boss tell me you gotta move the Van.
He's angry.
625
00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:20,744
He's going to beat my balls
like a pinata.
626
00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,713
You gotta move the Van.
He's gonna tow it away, damn it.
627
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,317
You ain't havin' nothin'
towed away, fella.
628
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,687
Hey, you. This is kissel.
Move your Van...
629
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:33,857
Before I come downstairs
and kick your two heinies.
630
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,661
Shut your mouth, you old fuck.
631
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:41,531
Who you callin' old, meat lips?
I'll show you somethin'.
632
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,533
Asshole.
Bastards.
633
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,603
Can you believe that guy?
634
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,772
Bombs away!
635
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,341
What the fuck?
Shit! That old geezer.
636
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:56,213
Come on!
637
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:59,549
Shit! How the hell
we gonna get down from here?
638
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,885
I got it!
639
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:05,222
Here's the ticket.
640
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:08,592
You think these fuckin' cocks
will hold us? They better.
641
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,794
I'm gonna kill that old prick.
642
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,834
Let's go!
643
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,838
Shit, man. I think
we're in trouble, Sonny.
644
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,841
We gotta get off the street.
645
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,876
♪♪come on.
646
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:30,247
There must be some band playin'.
What?
647
00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:33,783
Let's get in this place.
648
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,322
I don't think so, darling.
Try a slumber party.
649
00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:41,391
We gotta figure a way
to get in here.
650
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,397
Holy shit.
651
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:50,300
- What happened?
- Tell him.
652
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,704
I'm not gonna tell him. You tell him.
You wanted to tell him.
653
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:58,508
So tell him. Shut up
and get in the car!
654
00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:04,381
Hurry up, you skinny fuck.
655
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:19,329
Those boys are gettin' us in.
656
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,669
Hey, you need a hand?
657
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:28,838
Nice try, jerk-off. Get in
line like everybody else.
658
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,907
Really?
659
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,912
- Hey, what the fuck?
- That's all.
660
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,715
Open the fuckin' door, Bastards.
661
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,717
Comin' through.
662
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,654
Comin' through. Hey, Violet,
open up there, sugar-pants.
663
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,690
Yeah, this thing's heavy.
664
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:50,327
Atta boy.
Move it, fat ass.
665
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,729
I'll kick their ass
in a pair of seconds.
666
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,803
Move aside there.
Watch it, chick.
667
00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,805
Come on, come on.
Watch out there, cock breath.
668
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:05,108
Move out of the way there, Blackjack.
Watch it there, scuba neck.
669
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,778
Dickey, we have some gate crashers here.
Hey, you.
670
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,114
He decides who gets
in this place.
671
00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:14,751
That's right, gentlemen. We have
something called standards.
672
00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,821
I don't think you
ought to insult my boss.
673
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,823
Up. Shit.
Okay.
674
00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:22,826
Slide it. Move it around. All right.
Come on. Up here.
675
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,894
Let's go.
676
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:29,099
Excuse me. Who are you guys?
Where's Bob and b.J.?
677
00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:31,134
I guess they probably found
a better gig. They split.
678
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,837
What do you mean they got a better gig?
They're like family.
679
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,707
They're in a jet now over Japan. We
heard they got a gig with the monkees.
680
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,910
The fucking monkees?
You're kidding me!
681
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,912
Hey, it's a tough business.
682
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:46,449
Don't worry 'bout nothin'. Me and jocko
here, we been wirin' up shit for years.
683
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:49,386
We'll wire up a toilet seat that'll
suck the pants off you. We're the best.
684
00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:51,955
You better be the best,
'cause tonight's a big show,
685
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,425
and my boys better
look good, okay?
686
00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,530
Fucking monkees?
687
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,536
Hey! Who does that
guy think he is?
688
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:09,939
What's with this? Put it up your ass.
Come on already.
689
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:16,079
- All right, this shit looks good.
- Guess that looks all right.
690
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,848
Put that up there.
Come on.
691
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,920
Rock and roll with helmet!
692
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,466
Hope this shit works.
693
00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:41,871
♪♪
694
00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:43,940
Get the fuck out of my way.
695
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,189
♪ Take me through
the centuries ♪
696
00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:01,958
♪ through supersonic years ♪
697
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,861
♪ let me play with memories
♪ i hate this shit.
698
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,864
♪ Drowning in the spheres ♪
699
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:12,602
♪ what I have to give you
is a love that never dies ♪
700
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:17,540
- ♪ a symptom of the universe is written in
your eyes ♪ - I don't believe this shit.
701
00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:19,976
- Motherfucker.
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
702
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:24,180
- Shit.
- There they are. Get... get 'em!
703
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:27,884
Let's go.
Come on.
704
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,922
Get the fuck out of my way.
705
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:37,927
Jesus, come on, come on.
Get in there!
706
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:58,014
- Hey!
- Sorry.
707
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,858
Ooh, all right!
Hold still, you silly.
708
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:13,863
Lift those legs. Open that toolbox
wide. I'm gonna put some baloney in it.
709
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:17,667
Ooh, I'm so happy. Stay still.
You silly little freak.
710
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:22,138
You look in there. I'm not gonna
look in there. You look in there.
711
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,141
I looked in the last one. Why I
always gotta do the dirty work?
712
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:29,212
- Don't start with me, Sonny.
- Renaldo? Renaldo, is that you?
713
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,615
Renaldo, get in here. We'll get
a little group thing going.
714
00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:34,017
- - I got the dogs
in here. They're all shaved nice.
715
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:36,019
I just rubbed 'em down with
ointments,
716
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,021
And we're ready to rock and roll.
717
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:40,890
Don't you remember the last time? We
really rocked the house. We were crazy.
718
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:44,227
Renaldo? Renaldo.
719
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:47,230
I won't tell Tony if you don't.
What's wrong with you?
720
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,566
What, are you gonna wait 'til my
balls dry up and fall off, let's go.
721
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,568
For Christ's sake?
722
00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:54,237
You just wait here. Put more
sauce on it, sailor boy.
723
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,239
Hey, I think they left.
724
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,309
You're on my knee!
Let's go.
725
00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:04,314
♪♪
726
00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:07,717
What? Don't tell me you missed those guys.
I don't know, boss.
727
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,220
We couldn't find 'em anywhere. Right,
Sonny? Yeah, couldn't find 'em.
728
00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:14,724
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
729
00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:21,598
♪ yeah ♪
730
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:44,020
You fucking assholes!
731
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:51,761
Move out of the way! Move
out of the way! Let's go!
732
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:54,697
Let us out of here,
Hey, shut your ass.
733
00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:59,702
Hey, buddy, we
gotta go to queens.
734
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,375
What the fuck did he say? Come on, guy.
We're in a rush. This is an emergency.
735
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,348
Let's take the fuckin' thing.
Come on.
736
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:15,385
- Hey.
- Let's go!
737
00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:18,388
- Come on. Move it.
738
00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:21,658
- Come on!
739
00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:28,264
- Drive!
740
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:31,034
Hey, you!
Hey!
741
00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:34,003
Police! Police! Police!
742
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:39,008
I don't know what you're laughin' about.
We're lost.
743
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,077
I don't even know how
to get back into queens.
744
00:44:43,748 --> 00:44:47,350
My car. Look what
they did to my car.
745
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,719
Why you goin' this way?
746
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,754
You got a better idea?
747
00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:55,291
Get on the damn radio.
748
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:57,293
Ali tarbash?
749
00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:01,397
Cab
750
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:03,399
Want to speak
to dispatch, please.
751
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:05,735
Yeah, what do ya want?
752
00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:09,272
I'm at seventh
and Houston street.
753
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:11,274
How do I get back into queens?
754
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,843
What? You been with me ten years!
You idiot!
755
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,179
You don't know how to get to queens?
Listen,
756
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:18,781
a big, burly guy
got into my cab.
757
00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:23,453
He asked me to change a bill. I did it.
He took a brick, hit me over the head.
758
00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:26,322
My teeth hurt.
I cannot remember...
759
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:29,192
Come on.
760
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:32,261
I... help. Some
guy hit you with a brick?
761
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,864
Why didn't you say somethin'?
Let me get the cops over there.
762
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:38,267
- The cops!
- No, no, no, no cops. Thank you.
763
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:41,337
- No, no cops. Please, no. Help me.
- No.
764
00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:46,075
How did you get us back here?
765
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,811
I don't know. I don't
even know what I'm doin'.
766
00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:51,314
- Yo, taxi!
- Aw, shit!
767
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,382
Put this fuckin' thing
on, speed boy.
768
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,820
Get in!
769
00:45:57,822 --> 00:46:00,089
Move!
770
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:04,293
Just go down the street nice and slow. I'm
lookin' for a couple of guys on foot.
771
00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,295
Yes, sir.
772
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:09,332
Smells nice in here. Thank you.
You too.
773
00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:12,535
If I find those guys, I'm gonna rip
their guts so far out of their ass...
774
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:15,438
They're gonna have to get
a passport to take a shit.
775
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,509
- - Yo, 1557. Come in.
776
00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:22,445
Hey, driver.
Isn't that you?
777
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,914
Y-yes, thank you.
778
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,352
Cab
779
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,821
What the
hell is goin' on out there?
780
00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:36,292
I just got a call sayin' that your cab
was stolen down by Houston street.
781
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,929
Don't believe the hype. Thank you.
I'm heading uptown.
782
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:42,265
What are you doin' goin' uptown?
783
00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:45,902
I thought you got hit in the head with a
brick and you were headin' out to queens.
784
00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:49,405
My wife and kids
are just fine. Thank you.
785
00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:53,538
All right, wise guy, why
don't you take off that
786
00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:55,411
funny hat and let me get
a good look at you?
787
00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:59,282
What? No, no, no. Dandruff problem.
Flake will fly everywhere.
788
00:46:59,284 --> 00:47:02,251
I said take off the hat!
789
00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:08,424
- Hey!
- What are you, crazy?
790
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:10,593
- Slow down!
- Okay.
791
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,435
Son of a bitch!
Open the door!
792
00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,241
What are you doin' out there?
793
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:27,510
They're gettin' away!
794
00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:31,914
Come on. We'll lose 'em in here.
All right.
795
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:39,322
Ladies and gentlemen, as
you can see, this is a difficult job.
796
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:41,270
I get all the tough jobs
because of my size.
797
00:47:41,296 --> 00:47:43,259
They give all the little
guys the tough jobs.
798
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:45,428
I am the illegitimate son
of yul brynner.
799
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:50,266
My god, man, where have you been? Danny's
been covering for you for half an hour.
800
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:53,436
There must be some mistake. What mistake?
I told your agent 10:00.
801
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:56,906
These people have paid very good money
to see your show. Now come on!
802
00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:59,542
What are you talkin' about? I
don't know nothin' about magic.
803
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:02,345
How would you like
to be a lifeguard in a car wash?
804
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:06,315
Or a baby carriage salesman in the
Virgin Islands? These are tough jobs.
805
00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:09,919
I get all the tough jobs. I had a job once.
I worked in an olive factory.
806
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,954
Would you like a table, sir?
Yes.
807
00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:15,925
Smoking or non-smoking? Whatever's
good for you, honey baby.
808
00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,261
But in order to
be a mailman, you gotta take...
809
00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,363
Danny Dennis, ladies and
gentlemen. Isn't he wonderful?
810
00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:22,365
Thank you so much, Danny.
Wonderful.
811
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:26,435
And now, ladies and gentlemen, without
further delay, allow me to introduce...
812
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:30,673
The master of prestidigitation,
tarbash the Egyptian magician!
813
00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:35,478
Ooh!
814
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,951
Ladies and gentlemen, tarbash is considered
the greatest magician from Egypt.
815
00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:45,521
- Shit.
- No, no. Those are just all rumors.
816
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:48,445
Perhaps you'd
like to begin with your
817
00:48:48,471 --> 00:48:51,427
internationally acclaimed
magical jewelry trick.
818
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:58,601
All we need is
a volunteer from the audience.
819
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,504
Please, let it be me.
820
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:06,375
- May we borrow a piece of your jewelry?
- This is so exciting.
821
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:08,444
You can use my necklace.
822
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:15,718
It is one-of-a-kind. A gift
from the British royal family.
823
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:22,725
No, don't put it in that thing.
It might spoil or rot.
824
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:27,730
Perhaps maybe somebody has
a nice swatch on them.
825
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:32,435
Ladies and gentlemen,
the necklace is in the bag.
826
00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:37,740
Tarbash will now slice the bag, but
the necklace will remain intact.
827
00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:42,378
- Isn't that right, tarbash?
- No, no, I can't do this.
828
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:46,615
Tarbash! Tarbash!
Tarbash! Tarbash!
829
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:52,555
- Tarbash! Tarbash!
- Okay. Okay, okay. Silence!
830
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:55,358
Must concentrate.
Stand back.
831
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,607
Jesus, I hope you know
what you're doing.
832
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:14,610
Of course I know what I'm doing.
833
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:17,580
But for the magic
to properly work,
834
00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:21,150
you must close your eyes
and count to ten.
835
00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:24,420
- Ready?
- One, two,
836
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:27,356
three, four, five,
you, too, cutie.
837
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:30,359
Six, seven, eight,
838
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:33,729
- what are you doin'? You too.
- Eight, nine, ten.
839
00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:37,633
- Look! He's gettin' away.
- Where did he go with my necklace?
840
00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:40,536
Moving right along,
may I present...
841
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,772
Sparky the clown!
842
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:55,584
It's an ambush!
Hit the dirt!
843
00:50:55,586 --> 00:51:01,190
You don't worry about them. I loved
your show. It reminded me of our homeland.
844
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:03,526
Thank you, but I'm in great danger.
Please... no!
845
00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,561
Are you in trouble?
Here, come with me.
846
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,530
I've got an apartment
just upstairs.
847
00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:09,799
No, no, please, please.
I don't know you.
848
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:16,572
All right, everybody, put your hands
behind your heads and nobody gets hurt.
849
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,175
We're gonna search this place
from top to bottom.
850
00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:21,610
Bring that clown over here.
851
00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:25,214
Ha! Now let me see you do
a back flip, sparky?
852
00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:28,184
What are you doing?
This...
853
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,186
Is so exciting.
854
00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,521
No, no, I'm not an exciting guy.
Let me out of here.
855
00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:36,625
I don't even excite myself. I got a bigger
pair of tits than you. My ass is fat.
856
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:39,595
No, no, please. I got heart condition.
Here, sit down.
857
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,770
Wait a minute.
858
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,473
Wait.
859
00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:53,175
Next.
860
00:51:53,177 --> 00:51:55,744
Next.
Hey, you.
861
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,581
I've seen enough of you.
862
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:02,451
Hey, pops, you see any
suspicious characters?
863
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:06,589
Yes, I did, one time at a
ball game, but they beat me unmercifully.
864
00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:22,738
I was layin' in a puddle
of my own blood and piss.
865
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,274
They beat the hairpiece and
shoes right off of me. Today.
866
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:29,712
Did ya see any today? -
I'm a very insecure person.
867
00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,515
Everyone's suspicious to me.
868
00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:35,284
I can't see, damn it. Then go home.
Go home, pops.
869
00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:38,487
- How 'bout you? - Wait.
That guy is walkin' out with my coat.
870
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,656
That guy?
871
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:50,299
Miss, please!
872
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:54,703
You're too aggressive. Tarbash
not functioning properly.
873
00:52:57,208 --> 00:53:01,844
I think there is something
we can do about that.
874
00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:05,614
Where the hell is he?
875
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:10,219
- Damn it, Sonny, where is he?
- How the hell should I know?
876
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:17,526
♪♪
877
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,728
Look at this fuckin' guy.
878
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:32,541
- Tarbash!
- Kamal, it's me.
879
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,578
Come on, you hard-up bastard. We gotta go.
These guys are right behind us.
880
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,614
Sorry. I must be fleeing.
Tarbash!
881
00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:41,750
You can't just go!
Sorry. Gotta go.
882
00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:45,788
Come on, come on, come on.
This way, this way.
883
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,823
Come on!
Slow down!
884
00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,769
I let two idiots
make a fool out of me.
885
00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:03,305
Maybe I'm not the man I was.
886
00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:05,574
Maybe I'm slippin'.
887
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,776
Maybe I'm becomin' impotent.
888
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:12,715
No, sweetheart.
889
00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:20,689
They will have to pay
for what they've done.
890
00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:23,792
Hey, Johnny. Listen, man, I think
we better get out of town...
891
00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:26,028
'Til this whole thing
blows over.
892
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,731
We can't do that. If we do that,
they'll tear Mickey's down.
893
00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:31,367
What are we gonna do? Our only
protection is Frank Rizzo,
894
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:34,870
and Brett Weir, the rat, already
took care of that one for us.
895
00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:40,309
Well, this is it.
This is it?
896
00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:43,312
That's what I got. These guys
are more clever than I thought.
897
00:54:43,314 --> 00:54:45,381
Let's go.
898
00:54:47,051 --> 00:54:49,351
I got an idea.
899
00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:54,823
Hand me down the recorder.
900
00:54:57,361 --> 00:55:01,063
What are you doing? We'll get
some tape on those assholes.
901
00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:04,400
Great! Another one of your harebrained
schemes! Stop cryin' like an old broad.
902
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:07,870
I smell trouble.
903
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:13,442
Shit.
904
00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:17,046
Shh, shh.
905
00:55:17,048 --> 00:55:19,048
Hello. Who's there?
906
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:22,384
Police. Open up. The police?
God, I'm sorry.
907
00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:25,421
I can't open the door right now 'cause I'm
naked. I'm very embarrassed with this...
908
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,424
Because I'm a little
fat in the ass.
909
00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:29,959
My wife says I have a
cute ass, but I'm ashamed
910
00:55:29,983 --> 00:55:31,426
about it. Maybe you come
back a little later.
911
00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:33,429
I'm sorry, sir, but
we have reason to believe...
912
00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:36,465
There are two dangerous criminals
holed up in this apartment.
913
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,867
No, no, there's nobody
in here but me naked.
914
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:41,770
With all my shoes and glasses.
What?
915
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:44,907
We've obviously got
some bum information.
916
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:46,909
Sorry, chief.
That's all right.
917
00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:51,714
Don't let 'em fool ya, copper.
They're in there.
918
00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:56,885
Is that right? Thanks, old man.
I got it, chief.
919
00:55:57,822 --> 00:56:01,123
Shit!
920
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,392
Jiminy cricket!
Out of the way.
921
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,903
There's where you guys came in.
922
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:18,107
So you see, that's how it all happened.
We got nothin' to do with the mob.
923
00:56:18,109 --> 00:56:20,743
We don't even know where Chicago is.
Yeah.
924
00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:23,712
We're really just a couple
of lowlifes from queens.
925
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,794
Cut the bullshit, ladies!
926
00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:41,797
You expect me to believe that frank
Rizzo is some kind of hoax?
927
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:45,100
Fat chance. He may have had a
picnic out there in the windy city,
928
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:49,138
but here in New York, things
are gonna be different.
929
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:52,141
Do I make myself clear?
930
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:55,143
You're not listenin', sarge. That's what I
been tryin' to tell you. I'm Frank Rizzo.
931
00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:58,847
Yeah, man. But we got some scoop
on Ernie Lazarro if you want.
932
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:03,152
I'm not interested in Ernie Lazarro.
He's small potatoes compared to Rizzo.
933
00:57:03,154 --> 00:57:05,487
He's got the whole city
on the take.
934
00:57:05,489 --> 00:57:09,491
- You got any proof of this?
- No.
935
00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:12,561
I didn't think so. Now stop
trying to change the subject.
936
00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,897
I want Frank Rizzo!
937
00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:17,900
Johnny, do the voice, man.
It's the only way.
938
00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:20,836
Hey, tough guy, how
'bout I punch your fuckin' balls off?
939
00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:23,939
Yeah.
940
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,175
Tell me this.
941
00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:30,145
If Mr. Rizzo is all
just a gag you play,
942
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:33,949
how come our boys in Chicago
were able to put this together?
943
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,454
Holy geez.
944
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:43,592
Wait a minute.
That's impossible.
945
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,494
Yeah?
946
00:57:45,496 --> 00:57:47,563
I got more.
947
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:54,002
"Psychological profile,
Frank Rizzo"?
948
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:59,107
- What?
- Where do you guys get this crap?
949
00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:04,480
Hey! I know more about Rizzo
than Rizzo's mother does.
950
00:58:04,482 --> 00:58:08,917
So don't serve me up another
steaming nugget of shit...
951
00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:12,187
About Frank Rizzo bein'
a figment of my imagination.
952
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,890
I don't know what the hell
else i can tell you guys.
953
00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:19,127
I tried to give
you boys a chance.
954
00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:23,198
Now you wanna play rough! All right,
boys, take 'em down to lockup.
955
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,200
What the hell you got on us?
Plenty!
956
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:28,237
We know all about your little
crime spree last night.
957
00:58:28,239 --> 00:58:30,839
What do you got
on that, connley?
958
00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:35,143
Assault, inciting a riot,
959
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,846
Grand Theft Auto, robbery,
illegal right turn,
960
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,883
and if that's not enough, that little
snake charmer of yours was under age.
961
00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,519
Hey, man, i didn't do nothin'.
962
00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:49,191
- Get 'em out of my face.
- Let's go. Get up. Happy face.
963
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:55,597
Big money! Big money!
Big money!
964
00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:58,934
- Big money!
- Spin for that big money!
965
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,003
Big money!
966
00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:03,171
Shut up!
Get the phone.
967
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,610
If that's him, don't try nothin'
stupid, lady. Capisci?
968
00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,881
Just find out where he is.
Hello?
969
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:15,317
Hey, ma. Johnny!
Where've you been?
970
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:17,319
Well, I got
a little problem here.
971
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,321
What kind of problems, Johnny?
972
00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:22,224
I'm down at the police station.
973
00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:27,229
You're in jail. I knew you were
up to no good. What did you do?
974
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:30,899
Ma, nah, it's nothin' like that. It's a
case of mistaken identity or somethin'.
975
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,936
These guys, they think me and
kamal are mixed up with the mob.
976
00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,171
Ha! Can
you believe that?
977
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:44,313
Johnny.
978
00:59:44,315 --> 00:59:48,350
Maybe if you had been able to keep a
real job, this wouldn't have happened.
979
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:51,353
Ma, what are you sellin' me
down the river for?
980
00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:52,889
I just need a little time
to straighten things
981
00:59:52,913 --> 00:59:54,355
out. You gonna bail us
out of here or what?
982
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:57,659
I'll have to think about it.
983
00:59:57,661 --> 01:00:00,329
What'd she say?
984
01:00:00,331 --> 01:00:03,031
You know ma.
She ain't too happy about it.
985
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:08,637
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna settle the score for us.
986
01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:16,745
Quigley lawn ornament
and demolition services.
987
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,948
You want a lawn ornament, you want
something demolished, or both?
988
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:24,620
Let me speak to demolition.
Demolition? Just a minute.
989
01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:31,660
Demolition. You want
something blown up,
990
01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:34,363
bashed apart or ripped
to hell with a claw?
991
01:00:34,365 --> 01:00:38,200
Yeah! When are you people
gonna come smash up my house?
992
01:00:38,202 --> 01:00:40,669
I called you
a couple of days ago.
993
01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:44,239
Sorry, I don't remember the call.
Yeah, the name is Weir.
994
01:00:44,241 --> 01:00:48,010
Brett Weir. I got a little place
over there on ditmars boulevard.
995
01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:51,713
I want you guys to break down
the goddamn thing for me.
996
01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:54,349
Yes, sir, you came
to the right place!
997
01:00:54,351 --> 01:00:56,351
All right, all right.
998
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,987
Looks like you two guys
are out of here.
999
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:02,424
Your cousins
just posted your bond.
1000
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:05,027
Cousins? Cousins?
Yeah, let's go.
1001
01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:09,231
Don't
let those kids get to ya, buddy.
1002
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:16,338
If you hit 'em in the back of the
leg, they always fall down. Yeah?
1003
01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:20,676
Hey, it wasn't bad in there.
Hey, the food was good.
1004
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:23,445
Eat it all the time. Yeah, man.
It was good.
1005
01:01:31,455 --> 01:01:34,189
Ma, what are you doin' here?
1006
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:37,359
What am I doin' here? I'll
tell you what I'm doin' here.
1007
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,891
According to your friends,
I'm gettin' ready
1008
01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:42,197
to take a little swim
in the east river.
1009
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,467
- Thanks to you, my son.
- Enough with the small talk, Weir.
1010
01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:49,171
Go tell the boss his
honored guests are here.
1011
01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:52,441
You guys,
sit down. Relax.
1012
01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:59,848
Sorry, ma.
You're sorry!
1013
01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:09,391
Well, well, well. What do we got here?
Fruity-ass,
1014
01:02:10,794 --> 01:02:13,395
Who's a fruity-ass now?
1015
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,243
You guys got any last
words you like to
1016
01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:17,365
impart before you get
thrown into the drink?
1017
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,199
I don't know what you're
talkin' about, Ernie.
1018
01:02:19,225 --> 01:02:20,836
But I do know when Mr.
Rizzo finds out...
1019
01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,801
About his two top guys
and their mother at the
1020
01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:24,806
bottom of a river, he
ain't gonna be too happy.
1021
01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:28,477
I'd rather be at the bottom of the east
river than be on Frank Rizzo's shit list!
1022
01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:31,780
Hey, forget about Frank Rizzo. Mr.
Weir here told me all about that.
1023
01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:34,382
That is nothing but a trick
he does with his voice.
1024
01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:36,485
Brett's a cute kid there, but I think
he's just a little too eager...
1025
01:02:36,487 --> 01:02:39,287
To tell you guys what the hell
you're lookin' to hear.
1026
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:42,424
He used to work for Frank Rizzo
until he got caught skimming.
1027
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:46,428
- That's a lie! - Keep playin' that game,
Brett, but he's gonna be here soon.
1028
01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:49,297
If I know Mr. Rizzo, when he gets
here, he's gonna straighten shit out.
1029
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,466
Again with Frank Rizzo? You got
a lot of balls for a guy...
1030
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,987
Who's gonna be swallowin'
fish in two minutes.
1031
01:02:54,988 --> 01:02:58,507
Yeah, it seems like this Rizzo guy is never
around when you guys need him the most.
1032
01:02:58,509 --> 01:03:00,542
I wonder why that is.
1033
01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:03,512
What, do you want us
to give him a call?
1034
01:03:03,514 --> 01:03:07,315
Yeah, let's give him a call.
1035
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,252
- You cover the call to Chicago.
- Let's go.
1036
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:13,522
This is crazy! This has got
to be some kind of a trick.
1037
01:03:13,524 --> 01:03:17,292
I hope it is for your sake.
1038
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:22,397
Keep an eye on the old lady. We'll be
right back. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
1039
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:26,234
Hey, chooch, you too.
1040
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,270
Let's go!
1041
01:03:30,274 --> 01:03:33,809
Get in here.
Sit down.
1042
01:03:34,545 --> 01:03:36,845
Dial.
1043
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,360
No answer. Now where is he?
Takin' a bath?
1044
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:57,599
Hey, what's up there,
fruitcake? This better be important.
1045
01:03:57,601 --> 01:04:01,269
You're botherin' me while I'm tryin'
to have my little toenails done here.
1046
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:05,307
Rizzo? It's Ernie Lazarro in New York.
Who's in charge over there?
1047
01:04:05,309 --> 01:04:07,943
This is aggravatin' me now. What,
I can't count on you people?
1048
01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:11,313
No, we had a little problem here, but
I think we just straightened it out.
1049
01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:14,516
Yeah, that's right, sizzle-chest. It's
always the same thing with you guys.
1050
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,835
We're off to a bad start here.
Well, that's true,
1051
01:04:16,861 --> 01:04:18,920
but there's no reason
to fly off the handle.
1052
01:04:18,922 --> 01:04:21,590
Hey, this is America, baby.
Survival of the fittest.
1053
01:04:21,592 --> 01:04:23,160
Right, well, it's been
good talkin' to ya. I'll
1054
01:04:23,184 --> 01:04:24,626
let you get back to
whatever you were doin'.
1055
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:28,230
I'll tell you somethin', you bastard! You
piss me off and I'll come down there...
1056
01:04:28,232 --> 01:04:30,365
And choke the balls off you,
you son of a bitch!
1057
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:34,336
What are you insultin' me for? I treat you
with respect; I expect the same thing back.
1058
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,605
What? This is
a fuckin' joke?
1059
01:04:36,607 --> 01:04:39,341
Why don't you tell me a little bit
of information about yourself?
1060
01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:42,277
What kind of fruity-ass little
operation you run out there, anyway?
1061
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,646
Fuck you, fruity-ass! That's
what kind of operation I run!
1062
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:48,617
I'm citywide, including protection and the
numbers, and you keep your ass out of it.
1063
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,919
You got that? Okay, silly
ass, that's very nice.
1064
01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:53,955
I'm very proud of you,
you fuckin' jerky bastard!
1065
01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:57,492
Hey! Let me tell you somethin'
about this little jerky bastard.
1066
01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:01,429
I got half the city officers on the
payroll, including cops in 14 precincts.
1067
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,531
You screw around with me,
you got them on your ass.
1068
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:07,235
You screw around with them,
you got me on your ass.
1069
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,638
Hey, I know what it's like.
They call me "rubberneck."
1070
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,475
Is that supposed to be a threat?
'Cause I got two of your guys here.
1071
01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:16,378
- They could be dead in two minutes.
- Holy shit!
1072
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:19,948
Hey, don't make me come down there for you,
tough guy. I'll rap your fuckin' head in!
1073
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:22,651
I'll beat you up and down that street!
I'll stuff my shoes up your ass!
1074
01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:25,687
I'll feed your nuts to my dog.
I'm silly like that, silly!
1075
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,692
See, I told ya. He's crazy with
that temper of his. He's nuts.
1076
01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:32,366
But I'm sure, you know,
as long as the two of
1077
01:05:32,390 --> 01:05:33,962
us are all right, things
are gonna be okay.
1078
01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:37,265
We got some bad information.
1079
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:41,436
Wait a second. You're not gonna
fall for a stupid trick like this!
1080
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:45,440
These guys have been pullin' phony scams
like this ever since we were kids.
1081
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:49,544
You know what I mean, Ernie.
1082
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:52,681
Can i... can I call you Ernie?
1083
01:05:52,683 --> 01:05:55,483
No, don't hurt me!
Please, don't hurt me! Hey!
1084
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,485
No, listen! I'm not lying!
I'm not lying!
1085
01:05:57,487 --> 01:06:00,989
Get your hands off my boss!
No! You're not fruity!
1086
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:03,658
Damn, he wet his pants.
1087
01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:06,151
Ernie, look, we're willing
to let bygones be
1088
01:06:06,177 --> 01:06:08,697
bygones just so we get
off on the right foot.
1089
01:06:08,699 --> 01:06:12,400
I got my mother downstairs. She's tired.
I really gotta get her home.
1090
01:06:12,402 --> 01:06:14,402
Man, look at the time.
1091
01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:16,671
Hey, what are you...
What the hell you doin'?
1092
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:20,508
Yeah,
what's up there, fruitcake?
1093
01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,911
This better be important. You're
botherin' me... Shit! Let's go!
1094
01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:25,313
While I'm tryin' to get my little toenails
done here. See, I told you it was a scam.
1095
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,415
Ma, let's get the hell outta here!
Johnny!
1096
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,451
Lady, you ain't goin' nowhere!
That's what you think!
1097
01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:31,753
Come here, lady!
Let go of me, you big galoot!
1098
01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:34,456
Ugly shit face! Get outta here!
Will ya... let's go!
1099
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:37,592
Help me! These things weigh a ton!
Stop draggin' your fuckin' feet!
1100
01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:41,129
What happened?
You stupid morons!
1101
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:44,332
- Move it, I said!
- Hurry up!
1102
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,401
- Holy cow!
- Come on!
1103
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,771
Let's go!
In the Van!
1104
01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:52,741
Where ya takin' me? God, I can't!
Get her in!
1105
01:06:52,743 --> 01:06:55,477
Damn it, will ya help me?
1106
01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,746
Hurry up, hurry up!
Get her in!
1107
01:06:57,748 --> 01:07:00,348
- Lift my leg, you son of a bitch!
- Come on, come on!
1108
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:02,784
I'm comin', I'm comin'! Get
your let's go! Head down!
1109
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:05,687
Don't touch the hair!
1110
01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:17,632
I can't believe you'd put your own
mother in this kind of danger!
1111
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,701
You wanted me to get the job!
1112
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,641
All right, let's get
a move on. Come on!
1113
01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:29,477
Bring her out here. Let's go!
My god!
1114
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:32,514
Johnny, I can't believe i gotta
sneak in the back of my own house!
1115
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,616
Come on, ma. I hope nobody's
lookin' out the windows.
1116
01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:36,618
Stop whinin'.
1117
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:39,554
Let me tell you somethin'
about this little jerky bastard.
1118
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:43,625
I got half the city officers on the
payroll, including cops in 14 precincts.
1119
01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:46,728
Got those
goons by the balls now.
1120
01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:51,766
Get worzic's mug on the line. Tell him
to get his ass over here right away.
1121
01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:57,539
Hey, chief, line one for you.
Sounds urgent.
1122
01:07:57,541 --> 01:08:00,559
Worzic. Detective worzic.
1123
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,578
I just consulted your astrological charts,
and I got big break for you on mob case.
1124
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,680
What?
Who is this?
1125
01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:09,751
Ooh! Stop fuckin' around, asshole!
This is serious shit.
1126
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:12,687
Yeah, detective worzic,
we're the Frank Rizzo guys.
1127
01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:15,137
You're telling me you
got a tape of Ernie
1128
01:08:15,163 --> 01:08:17,784
Lazarro singing about
his entire operation?
1129
01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:23,698
No, stay put. We'll take it from here.
Get th... le... move!
1130
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,501
Where are we going?
Just follow me!
1131
01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:29,704
Boy! I mean, Jesus!
1132
01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:32,574
I'm dead on my feet.
1133
01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:38,580
It's been a long day, right?
1134
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:41,816
I'm definite gonna need
the Ben-gay after this!
1135
01:08:48,592 --> 01:08:50,658
Hey, ma.
1136
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:55,730
Come on, ma. Ooh, ma! You gotta try
to work on this at a neighbor's house.
1137
01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:57,775
- You know, things are
gonna get ugly around
1138
01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,501
here.
- All right, Johnny. All right.
1139
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:01,914
But the next time you
decide to have a big
1140
01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:04,631
showdown in my house, you
better tell me first.
1141
01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,775
I'm gonna be over
at Meg Parker's.
1142
01:09:07,777 --> 01:09:10,812
You better clean this place
up before I come back. Okay.
1143
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:14,215
I can't believe what
you put me through. My own son.
1144
01:09:14,217 --> 01:09:16,217
Whoa!
1145
01:09:16,219 --> 01:09:18,520
Ooh!
Watch your step there, ma.
1146
01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,692
- Hey, Johnny! -
1147
01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:30,231
Hey, it looks like
worzic made it.
1148
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:34,502
Just in time too.
1149
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:38,506
Man, the shit's really gonna
hit the fan around here.
1150
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,276
Yeah, bullets are gonna be
flyin' all over the joint.
1151
01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:44,212
Get down, get down!
1152
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:46,714
Man, he's gonna cap 'im!
1153
01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:54,756
I appreciate your help on this, Bobby.
Any time, Ernie.
1154
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:59,527
What the hell is this? Kissin'
each other's asses out there!
1155
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,863
You'd think they'd all went
to summer camp together.
1156
01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:07,602
No wonder this worzic guy wouldn't
believe us. He's on the take.
1157
01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:10,672
Hey, well, wait a minute. If the cops don't
care about whether they nab the mob,
1158
01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:13,541
and the mob don't care about
bein' nabbed by the police,
1159
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,677
what the hell they rush over
here so quick for?
1160
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,279
There's some wacky shit
goin' on here, man.
1161
01:10:18,281 --> 01:10:20,682
All right, let's go.
Let's go, boys.
1162
01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:24,252
Holy shit, let's go!
1163
01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,759
My god.
What is it, Ernie?
1164
01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:37,265
Don Frederico.
Capo di tutti capo.
1165
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:39,300
It's you.
1166
01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:32,620
Fuck, shit!
1167
01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:35,423
Shit! Man. Come on!
Let's go!
1168
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:37,925
Come on!
1169
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:51,439
Damn it, Sonny, you let
'em get away. Me?
1170
01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:55,410
Hey, boss, they
must've slipped out the back.
1171
01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,345
What're we gonna do now?
1172
01:11:57,347 --> 01:12:00,381
We gotta get this tape to some badge
that ain't gonna double cross us.
1173
01:12:00,383 --> 01:12:05,086
You take 79th street. We'll take
queens boulevard. I'm drivin'.
1174
01:12:05,088 --> 01:12:10,058
That's 79th street. Wait a minute. That's
79th street; That's queens boulevard!
1175
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:12,327
Hold on!
Slow down!
1176
01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:20,335
Stay out there and let him go.
I'm going to queens boulevard.
1177
01:12:20,337 --> 01:12:22,704
But don't have him
swing back that way!
1178
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,676
Man, they're on to us!
1179
01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:32,780
Shit!
He's right on my ass!
1180
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:38,686
Son of a bitch! We got a train
to catch, man! Move it!
1181
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,691
Look out!
Aah!
1182
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,765
Ooh!
Ooh!
1183
01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:55,103
Shit!
Come on. Let's go!
1184
01:12:55,105 --> 01:12:57,705
Gotta get 'em
before they get on the train!
1185
01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:02,877
Hey, nice parking job, bucko!
Up yours, fuck face!
1186
01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:06,881
Hey!
Get outta the way!
1187
01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:09,751
Keep movin', lard ass!
Outta the way!
1188
01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:13,521
Hey, you moron! Get the hell outta
my way! Hey! Take it easy, lady!
1189
01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:20,461
Never go to queens...
If you can help it.
1190
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:23,898
Come on!
1191
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:29,404
Fuck you, jerky!
1192
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:32,940
What are we
gonna do now, Johnny?
1193
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:36,944
Give me every news office you can find,
and we call every fucker in the book.
1194
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,882
Yeah, is this the times?
Who's in charge over there?
1195
01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,551
I got a story that's gonna blow the
lid off the syndicate in this town.
1196
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:46,421
That's right, liver-lips.
We got the whole thing on tape.
1197
01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:50,858
We got it all! We got corruption; We
got payoffs. We even got bad hot dogs.
1198
01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:53,428
The queens bunco division's in bed
with the mob.
1199
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,208
We got city council
payoffs, racketeering, the
1200
01:13:55,232 --> 01:13:56,831
whole nine yards.
Story of the century.
1201
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,467
Rizzo. R-i-z-z-o.
Okay. Rizzo.
1202
01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:02,437
Frank Rizzo. Open your
fuckin' ears, jackass!
1203
01:14:12,182 --> 01:14:14,515
This is a world news
special report.
1204
01:14:14,517 --> 01:14:16,818
A concerned citizen,
known only as Frank Rizzo,
1205
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:19,520
sent shock waves through
the city of New York today...
1206
01:14:19,522 --> 01:14:22,924
When he released a telephone recording
linking the Lazarro crime family...
1207
01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:24,926
To a massive payoff scam...
1208
01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:30,097
Involving NYPD's organized crime
division with connections in city hall.
1209
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,464
Crime boss Ernie Lazarro
and his right-hand
1210
01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:34,936
man, Tony zamboni, or I
should say, scarboni,
1211
01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:39,207
were taken into custody along with
a number of their key associates.
1212
01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:43,177
Detective Robert worzic was arrested
on charges of profiteering.
1213
01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:47,915
Local queens man Brett Weir was released
after making a deal with prosecutors.
1214
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:50,952
Sparky the clown was turned over
to Chicago police...
1215
01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:55,223
For questioning in connection with a
series of brutal unsolved homicides.
1216
01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:57,571
In a related development,
the heavenly Franks
1217
01:14:57,597 --> 01:14:59,560
chain of street vendors
was shut down,
1218
01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:02,864
pending an investigation into the
use of substandard meat products...
1219
01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:04,866
In the popular hot dogs.
1220
01:15:04,868 --> 01:15:07,869
Mystery man Frank Rizzo
has refused to appear in public,
1221
01:15:07,871 --> 01:15:10,238
but in a terse statement,
he credited two men...
1222
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:14,609
Johnny b and kamal, both of queens, New
York... for their help in the sting,
1223
01:15:14,611 --> 01:15:18,980
saying, and I'm quoting now, "they
did a job for me. Beautiful job.
1224
01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:22,850
These boys are the best.
You got me, jerky?"
1225
01:15:39,602 --> 01:15:43,304
Hey, not bad for a couple lowlifes
from queens. Look at us now,
1226
01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:46,607
Cushy jobs with the city. What the
hell we s'pose to do in here, anyway?
1227
01:15:46,609 --> 01:15:48,676
What the heck you
lookin' at me for?
1228
01:16:01,591 --> 01:16:04,125
White house.
May I help you?
1229
01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:07,161
What do ya say there, toots?
Who the fuck is in charge over there?
1230
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,127
Just one moment, please.
1231
01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:11,232
Howdy, this is Bubba.
What can I do for ya?
1232
01:16:11,234 --> 01:16:13,334
What's up there, sweet tits?
1233
01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:17,138
You got some real fuckin' problems with
those congress bastards now,
1234
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,640
Al, come on.
Quit playin' on the phone.
1235
01:16:19,642 --> 01:16:23,311
Don't you worry about that shit.
I'll get you a fuckin' job sellin' cars.
1236
01:16:23,313 --> 01:16:26,180
All right, there, porky? See ya a
little later there, nitz.
1237
01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:29,350
♪ I'm in the phone
booth it's the one across the hall ♪
1238
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:32,253
♪ if you don't answer I'll just
ring it off the wall ♪
1239
01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:35,323
♪ I know he's there
but I just had to call ♪
1240
01:16:35,325 --> 01:16:39,961
♪ don't leave me hanging
on the telephone ♪
1241
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:46,267
♪ don't leave me hanging
on the telephone ♪
1242
01:16:47,637 --> 01:16:50,338
♪ I heard your mother
now she's going out the door ♪
1243
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:53,240
♪ did she go to work
or just go to the store ♪
1244
01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:56,210
♪ all those things she said
I told you to ignore ♪
1245
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:58,980
♪ why can't we talk again ♪
1246
01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:01,716
♪ why can't we talk again ♪
1247
01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:04,652
♪ why can't we talk again ♪
1248
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:08,990
♪ don't leave me hanging
on the telephone ♪
1249
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:15,363
♪ don't leave me hanging
on the telephone ♪
1250
01:17:15,365 --> 01:17:18,265
♪ it's good to hear your voice
you know it's been so long ♪
1251
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:21,168
♪ if I don't get your call
then everything goes wrong ♪
1252
01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:24,171
♪ wanna tell you something
you've known all along ♪
1253
01:17:24,173 --> 01:17:29,143
♪ don't leave me hanging
on the telephone ♪
1254
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:37,145
♪♪
1255
01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:44,358
♪ I have to interrupt
and stop this conversation ♪
1256
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,228
♪ your voice across the line
gives me a strange sensation ♪
1257
01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:50,264
♪ I'd rather talk where I could
show you my affection ♪
1258
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:53,034
♪ I can't control myself ♪
1259
01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:55,770
♪ I can't control myself ♪
1260
01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:58,673
♪ I can't control myself ♪
1261
01:17:58,675 --> 01:18:03,210
♪ don't leave me hanging
on the telephone ♪
1262
01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:05,212
♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1263
01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:07,748
♪ yeah ♪
♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1264
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,418
♪ ♪♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1265
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:13,287
♪ ♪ ♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1266
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:16,757
♪ whoa-whoa-whoa ♪
♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1267
01:18:16,759 --> 01:18:18,826
♪ check it out ♪♪
1268
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:26,367
What, what, what? What is it?
You Brett Weir?
1269
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:29,036
Yeah, I'm Brett Weir.
What of it?
1270
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:31,167
Hey, this is the place, Chuck!
Hey, buddy,
1271
01:18:31,193 --> 01:18:33,441
what's the deal here?
What are ya... hey, pa...
1272
01:18:33,443 --> 01:18:36,377
♪ Listen to the ballad of 43
number 1 ♪
1273
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:39,259
♪ come and grab the microphone like a
jacket does a gun ♪ that's a claw!
1274
01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:47,388
My awning!
1275
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:51,325
Buddy, stop it! Hey, you...
Hey, you got the wrong house!
1276
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:54,829
Move out! Back out of there!
What are you, crazy?
1277
01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,364
Ooh, my weather vane!
1278
01:18:57,366 --> 01:19:01,836
My aluminum siding! I just
paid for that!
1279
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:09,210
The jerky boys! The jerky boys called
you! Wait a minute! Ooh, ooh!
1280
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:12,079
That jerky little prick!
1281
01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,482
♪♪
1282
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,293
♪ You got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1283
01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:29,330
♪ you got me sick as a dog
I can't have that ♪
1284
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:32,299
♪ you got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1285
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:35,369
♪ you got me sick as a dog
all right ♪
1286
01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:37,471
Can I help you?
1287
01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:40,241
Yeah, is this the restaurant?
Yes, it is.
1288
01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:43,511
I was there a little while ago with my
wife, and we ate some of them fava beans.
1289
01:19:43,513 --> 01:19:47,848
They got me fuckin' sick there, Charlie.
Where were you sitting?
1290
01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:50,518
I was sittin' out there
by the front gate,
1291
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:54,388
and I'm sick like a fuckin' idiot
over here. What did you order?
1292
01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:59,894
Fava beans with all that silly little
juice on there, ya fuckin' wacky-ass!
1293
01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:04,532
Look, you jerky little ass, I oughta slit
your nuts off the side of your face!
1294
01:20:04,534 --> 01:20:06,834
You got them beans stinkin'
up the house now.
1295
01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:10,871
I'm sick like a fuckin' animal over
here, comin' out my ass backwards.
1296
01:20:10,873 --> 01:20:13,841
♪ You got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1297
01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:16,811
♪ you got me sick as a dog
I can't have that ♪
1298
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,580
♪ you got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1299
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,583
♪ you got me sick as a dog
all right ♪
1300
01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:25,419
Doctor's office.
Hello?
1301
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:28,522
Yes? I have warts all
over my ass and genitalia.
1302
01:20:28,524 --> 01:20:31,425
Can we have these taken out?
They're in there pretty deep.
1303
01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:34,228
You'll have to make an appointment. Could
you please tell me how he does it?
1304
01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:37,431
Will he use his shoe?
My name is Saul Rosenberg.
1305
01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:43,337
I got warts all over and in my ass.
My god!
1306
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,440
Can we have him call you? Make
him call me right away, please.
1307
01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:49,443
♪ You got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1308
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,446
♪ you got me sick as a dog
I can't have that ♪
1309
01:20:52,448 --> 01:20:55,382
♪ you got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1310
01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:58,419
♪ you got me sick as a dog
all right, all right ♪
1311
01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:01,322
♪ you got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1312
01:21:01,324 --> 01:21:04,358
♪ you got me sick as a dog
I can't have that ♪
1313
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,328
♪ you got me sick as a dog
you got me sick as a dog ♪
1314
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:09,330
♪ you got me sick as a dog ♪♪
1315
01:21:09,332 --> 01:21:12,366
Hey! You leave all that slippery,
sticky shit all over the fuckin' place.
1316
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:15,603
I'll tell you what, I'll be waitin' for
you sons of bitches outside the theater.
1317
01:21:15,605 --> 01:21:19,540
Bring your fuckin' fists with ya. I'll
shove 'em down your fuckin' throat!