1 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,320 Do -do -do -do! 2 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:25,270 Yeah. 3 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,620 Thank you. 4 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,820 Thank you so much. 5 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:13,960 Thank you. Thank you. All right. 6 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,300 That was a lovely dream. 7 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,260 And a lovely song. 8 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,660 No, that dream was intensely idiotic. Idiotic? 9 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:26,420 Moved me to tears. Did you even hear it, Luddy Wood? Tears? That dream was a 10 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,420 proper nightmare. 11 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:30,420 You've no appreciation of great music, Luddy Wood. 12 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,300 But when it comes to me... 13 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:42,900 I sing this little ditty every day when I get up. I skip and I jump and I trot 14 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,780 and I trip and I never want to stop. 15 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,740 Now someone is sleeping and snoring and groaning, but that is Luddy Wood. 16 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:53,140 I always wake up early, that's why I'm never in a silly mood. Hey! 17 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:57,980 Really, 18 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,680 Tutton, that fishing thing is a hopeless project, and you know it. 19 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,760 Nonsense, man. Something will bite. I can feel it. 20 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,020 I mean, let's face it. 21 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,860 You've been pissing for days without anything to show for it since the time 22 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:17,639 gave up. 23 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,800 No way. I once got this ginormous halibut. 24 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,320 Really big. 25 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,700 Two cents. 26 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:08,470 That's a dangerous catch, is that? 27 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,250 There should be a law against that kind of fish. 28 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,920 People could get hurt in all kinds of ways. 29 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,180 But, 30 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,720 Tudson... Aye? 31 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,680 Shouldn't we put the fish in the freezer? 32 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,039 Oh, are you mad? 33 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,760 It's freezing in there. The poor thing will catch pneumonia. 34 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:23,580 Yeah, you're right. 35 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,660 You stay cosy, little fishy. 36 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,760 Just where you are. 37 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:33,960 What was that? 38 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,680 Hmm? 39 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 What was what? 40 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,080 I heard a hiccup. Was that you? 41 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,680 Average Wednesday? 42 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Stop it. 43 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,600 There's something in here. 44 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,740 Something sinister. Like a great big beast, eh? 45 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,440 Yes, exactly. 46 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,440 A great big beast. 47 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,360 There, I heard it again. 48 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:57,700 Don't be silly. 49 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,520 There are no big beasts inside our tunnel, are there? 50 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:04,140 I, Luddy Wood, have seen it before. 51 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,380 Oh, are you? 52 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,680 Stop it. Come on, stop it. Please, Luddy Wood, please. 53 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:13,930 I've heard scuffling. 54 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:15,470 Scuffling? Yes. 55 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:17,810 And scary giggling. 56 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:20,270 Giggling. 57 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,250 Giggling. Giggling. 58 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:26,150 I see giggling. 59 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:28,310 Giggling. 60 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:31,630 Hudson? 61 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:35,110 Yes? I've seen a big beast inside this very tunnel. 62 00:06:35,430 --> 00:06:36,249 You have? 63 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,250 Yes. It had a hundred heads. 64 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,460 Fourteen legs? Holy mackerel, that's a lot of stinky feet. 65 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,159 Oh, yes. 66 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,420 Yeah? And I... Yeah? 67 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,280 I ran after it. 68 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,880 You ran after it, Luddywood? I may even have been running in front of it, 69 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,620 Tootson. You were in front? 70 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,900 Yes, that kind of beast. Yeah? 71 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:58,100 Eats little Tootsons and Luddywoods for brunch. 72 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,000 For brunch? You think that's scary? 73 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,500 Really scary. 74 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,580 To them, we're just little morsels. 75 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:12,670 Deep inside our tunnel lives a really big old beast. They say it's got a 76 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:18,950 heads and fourteen legs at least. We are very frightened, yeah, that is really 77 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:19,950 true. 78 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:24,170 Maybe sometimes you all feel a little frightened too. 79 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:31,250 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat the lion. 80 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:36,020 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 81 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:40,700 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 82 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:45,420 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 83 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:51,320 Maybe it will come tonight and have us both for tea. 84 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:56,060 If it gets a picket, do you think it'll let us eat? 85 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,160 I hope he eats lollywood first. 86 00:07:58,840 --> 00:07:59,960 It'll be so full. 87 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,360 He won't once eat me. 88 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:07,100 Big old beasts are deadly for up to tiny guys. 89 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,920 And ending up as beastie dinner won't be very nice. 90 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:18,800 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 91 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:23,550 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 92 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:28,230 Yes, that big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 93 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:32,970 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 94 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:37,669 Oh, that big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 95 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:42,429 The big old beast has a hundred heads and it wants to eat us alive. 96 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:44,970 That. 97 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:47,730 That's a beast with claws. 98 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,580 That's a beast with claws. A real beast. 99 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,000 A hundred heads. 100 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:55,340 A hundred heads. 101 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,180 Does it really exist? 102 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,900 Why, I don't know. 103 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,580 Please be real. 104 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,280 Luddywood, look. 105 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:08,580 The beast pushed over Grandpa's chest of drawers with all his pirate stuff 106 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:11,100 inside. That's downright vandalism, that is. 107 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,200 That beast had better watch out. 108 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,360 If he starts messing with my grandpa's chest of drawers, I'm going to... 109 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:25,940 The 110 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:32,640 beat. The awful 111 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,640 beat. 112 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,750 No, not animals. 113 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:26,070 It's an awful beast with a hundred heads and 14 feet. 114 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,650 It's just humongous. You must have seen him. 115 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:29,930 Awful beast. 116 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,550 There's really no such thing. 117 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,830 I've got a letter for the both of you. 118 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:39,350 Ah, look. A letter? A letter. 119 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,690 Bow me over. 120 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,810 Isn't it just... It's from the government. 121 00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:45,490 You're going to have to move out. 122 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,230 Um, what was that? 123 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,280 Living in tunnels is not allowed. 124 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,240 Oh, but there's no government here. 125 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,740 Just the two of us. Maybe, but the government decides everything. 126 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,860 But surely we have a say as well. No, you don't, actually. The government 127 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,760 decides everything. You are moving out today. 128 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,480 Today? We have to move today? 129 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:14,180 Today. It's written in the letters. It says immediately. 130 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,940 But I like living here. 131 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,220 So do I. 132 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,580 Tunnels are for treads. 133 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,250 Not for people. 134 00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:22,910 And definitely not rats. 135 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,130 Move! 136 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:35,970 Goodbye, then. 137 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,730 Badger all. 138 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:01,610 What are they doing? 139 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,430 Are Tutton and Liddyward moving? 140 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,330 Why? Why indeed. 141 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,550 We're homeless, Tutton. 142 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,810 He's a fellow of Captain Tootson and a weird little boy. 143 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:37,190 Hmm? Oh, that's me. 144 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,210 Oh. 145 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,850 What's that in your hand, then? 146 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,490 That's Grandad's peg leg. 147 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:45,010 He let me use it as a softball bat on Sunday. 148 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:51,070 Hmm. I can't help but think, Tootson. Now, there's something new. 149 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,710 What would your Grandad do in a situation like this? 150 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:59,530 Well, to begin with, I think he'd get up and sing a little song, do a little 151 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,430 jig, hear a ukulele, they don't. 152 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,580 No, in a situation like ours. 153 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,460 I mean, if he'd been evicted. 154 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,200 Oh, he would set things right, he would. 155 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:12,260 Exactly. Set things right. I bet he wouldn't have a problem telling the 156 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,200 government what to do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 157 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,760 My grant's right. He'd give the government a proper walloping using Mr's 158 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,760 pinky, no question. 159 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,640 Yes, yes, yes. But he isn't here, is he? No. 160 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,480 No. 161 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,760 We haven't seen your granddad in a long time now. 162 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,380 It's been hours at least. 163 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,080 What do you mean, hours? It was years ago, Tootson. A matter of minutes. 164 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:32,450 I wonder about you sometimes. 165 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:33,990 Oh, right. 166 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,250 OK. 167 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:39,130 Hmm. Oh, Bloody Wood! Treasure map! 168 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:42,970 Bloody Wood! All real pirates have a treasure map. So we'll follow the 169 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:46,350 map and we'll find Grandad, right? And I'm absolutely certain he's going to 170 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:50,050 us out. Brilliant! No, it isn't just brilliant. It's downright genius! Come 171 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,090 Bloody Wood! We're sorted! 172 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:55,710 Touch down that Bloody Wood! Touch down that Bloody Wood! We are going to find 173 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,090 the treasure, treasure map! 174 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,280 Why are you two still hanging around? 175 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:07,580 Just get out, will you? We decided to go and fetch Captain Tootson. 176 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,920 Captain Tootson, you say? 177 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:14,860 He's my grandad, right? And he's really strong. You know, my grandad will show 178 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:18,320 the government. He'll give them a boot right up the backside. 179 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:22,640 Did I mention he's my grandad? Yes, we've already heard that he's your 180 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:27,160 Captain Tootson, he's obviously not here right now, so... Where is he? 181 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,960 We shall find him. 182 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,700 Whatever the cost. And wherever the cost. 183 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,040 No. 184 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:49,100 What kind of behaviour is this? I've told you a thousand times over that 185 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,740 This behaviour is... 186 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:53,740 Farting, yeah. 187 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:54,820 Yeah, exactly. 188 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,160 We don't want any of that sort of thing in our tunnel. 189 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:02,660 Shame on you. Badger -o. Oh, badger -o, being told off. Nuff -a -nuff. Is Woody 190 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,780 Wood mad at you? 191 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Come have a go. 192 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,040 Nuff -a -nuff. 193 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,840 Come on, we need to find that treasure map right away. Right you are. Let's 194 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,840 in the drawers. 195 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,750 This chest of drawers is brilliant. 196 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:15,610 It belongs to Captain Tootson. That's my grandad, that is. And this thing here 197 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,350 is chock full of pirate treasures from all over the world. 198 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,750 You disco pants, Tootson. 199 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,230 That's where they are. 200 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,990 Grandpa told me he got them from the Duke of Lower Mongolia himself. 201 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:31,430 You know, Captain Tootson once emptied China of cockneys just by clearing his 202 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,530 throat. Oh, I don't believe that at all. 203 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:37,410 And now they all live in London. Just ask them. Ask them? Yeah. 204 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,110 It's incredible if you ask me. 205 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:47,010 My fantastic Gramps was the captain of the ship. 206 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:51,270 He held the helm through rain and storm and he never let it slip. 207 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:55,430 For Captain Tootsin was master of the sea. 208 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,940 Captain Tootsin, the sailor man. 209 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,100 But now he's old and does the best he can. 210 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:05,700 Captain Tootsin is an aging man. A -doodle -da -ba -doodle -dee. Captain 211 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:10,780 is an aging man. A -doodle -da -ba -doodle -dee. Captain Tootsin is an 212 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:15,480 man. Go on, Luddy Wood. Tell us. Deep, deep inside this tunnel, there's a huge 213 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,480 big boulder. 214 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:20,060 The funny thing about it is, it looks exactly like a backpack. 215 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,380 One. In a dream, I went up to the backpack boulder and opened it. And what 216 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,239 see inside? 217 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,920 It was Captain Tootson, and he was playing the tuba. 218 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,800 My fantastic Gramps, now a boulder is his home. 219 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,400 Way down in our tunnel, yeah, I'm wondering what he's doing there. 220 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:42,160 Captain Tootson's sitting deep inside a stone. 221 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:46,620 Captain Tootson's inside a stone. Because the ship's got him here, doled 222 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,640 alone. Captain Tootson is in... 223 00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:57,730 Captain Tootsin is an aging man Captain Tootsin is an aging man 224 00:16:57,730 --> 00:17:00,350 The 225 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:05,050 map! 226 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:06,770 Yay! 227 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:12,010 That's a treasure map. Look, the backpack boulder looks just like it did 228 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,470 song about Captain Tootsin. 229 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,650 Let's see. The backpack boulder's over there. 230 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:22,170 Oh, now I see it. That means we have to go this way first. Over to the left. 231 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:25,829 Turn up here and we can stop, have a coffee. 232 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,050 Oh, that'd be nice. 233 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,270 Yes. 234 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:32,050 You know, this nonsense isn't going to help. Will to. 235 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:33,650 Will not. 236 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:35,610 Will to. Will not. Will to. 237 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:36,990 Will not. Will to. 238 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,710 Rightio, I'm off to report you to the government now. 239 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,280 Wait and see. You'll both be sorry then. 240 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,480 No. Well, two. No. 241 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,720 Well, two. No. 242 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:51,220 Well, two. No. Well, two. No. Well, two. No. 243 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,320 Well, two. And that's the last of it. 244 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,520 No. 245 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,140 Well, no. 246 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:01,740 Okay, you win. 247 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,280 Badger, you hold the fort and we'll go find Captain Tootsin. 248 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,520 Da -da -da. 249 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760 You'll do just fine. 250 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,200 You can do this. 251 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,900 Well, little sister, did you throw them out? 252 00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:46,400 They won't move our children, and now they're going to fetch Captain Tutson. I 253 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,360 knew it, didn't I? Captain Tutson is hiding in his damn tunnels. 254 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,920 Did you see the backpack boulder? 255 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,340 No, but they've got a map. They chose where it is. And you got that? That map, 256 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,319 didn't you? 257 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,220 Oh, no. Then why are you here, huh? Get after them. 258 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,700 Oh, Trin, what are you going to do with that? 259 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,940 That train? 260 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,020 Wait and see. 261 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:15,780 We're going to need it to take back the backpack boulder. No, I'm going to lose 262 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,800 my job if they can't help me. Lose my job? 263 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,060 Really now? 264 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:23,500 Once the backpack boulder is mine, you won't have to work again. 265 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,180 Ever. Yeah, but... No more examples. 266 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,400 Get going, will you? Show them who's little sister you really are. 267 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:31,940 All right, Kutcher. 268 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,440 And shut that door! 269 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,260 That draft is giving me the nipples! 270 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,240 So it's where do we go now? 271 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,700 Where? Go that way. 272 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,700 Hmm. Let's see what the map says. 273 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,100 Hmm. Hmm. 274 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,980 Here, we have to take the path to the left. 275 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:58,260 So, to the left or to the right? 276 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,860 Oh, Tootson, you can't tell your left from your right. 277 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,060 Of course I can. 278 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,640 So which of these paths is the one on the left? 279 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:13,200 Well, it's obviously the one on the left. You know that as well as I do. Oh, 280 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,060 Tootson, Tootson, I'm going to teach you how to tell left from right once and 281 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:16,759 for all. 282 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,679 You are? 283 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,220 Which hand is the one you don't pick your nose with? 284 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:22,740 Hmm. 285 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,820 Oh, that one's a... Oh! 286 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,740 Yeah, this one, is it? 287 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,600 Wrong. Wrong? 288 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,060 So it's this one? 289 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:35,540 Correct, Tootsie. You always pick your nose with your right hand, which means 290 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,140 this is your left hand, right? 291 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,280 Oh, that's a really easy way to remember it. 292 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,680 There is a badger in our roof. 293 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:09,820 Badgery, badger all. 294 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:15,660 There is a badger in our roof. 295 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:49,010 Where are we now? 296 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:50,990 Did we walk off the map? 297 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,590 Did they just forget to draw this part? 298 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,850 Stop it, Toots, and that's not funny. 299 00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:02,150 What? I didn't say a word. 300 00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:04,990 Something's coming. 301 00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:06,030 It's a cow. 302 00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:08,570 Call the animator. 303 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:16,030 Come and see there is a cow in a tunnel. 304 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:19,470 Followed by a little doggy. 305 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:23,910 Did they run away from Penn and Kennel? 306 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:27,110 Wonder why they've come in here. 307 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:31,650 Is that dog a bulldog or a cow dog? 308 00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:34,510 Is it dangerous to people? 309 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:39,450 Are they line dancing or playing leapfrog? 310 00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:42,470 Will they wag their tails or moo? 311 00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:46,150 Will they do a dog? 312 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:04,340 They just came by and kept on going. 313 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,420 They're heading for the exit. 314 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:11,860 Curiosity is just growing. 315 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,260 What on earth was this about? 316 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:19,820 Was that cow a cowgirl or a cowboy? 317 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,960 Was it dangerous to people? 318 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:30,700 Were they real or some kind of decoy? Wonder why they came in 319 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:31,700 here. 320 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,920 Wonder why they came in here. 321 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,720 That was enormously entertaining, don't you think? 322 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:00,980 What was that? 323 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:04,940 I'm frightened, Bloody Wood. Me too. 324 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,520 What are we going to do if the big beast shows up? 325 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,500 We better run ahead of it, just like you did. But what's ahead and what's 326 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,500 behind? 327 00:25:20,749 --> 00:25:21,749 I'm scared. 328 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:24,310 It looks like we're almost there. I think it's this way. 329 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,670 You've been saying that for an hour. I think 330 00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:36,550 I've 331 00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:37,670 sprained me bottom. 332 00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:40,770 And I think I've broken my femur. 333 00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:43,230 Should my knee be pointing backwards? 334 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:45,330 Oh, hang on. I've got two of them. 335 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,340 Chitin! Yeah? 336 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,000 Yeah! Oh, 337 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:02,920 the backpack. 338 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400 Brother. 339 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,080 Let's call for Grandad. See if he'll come out. 340 00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:21,110 Maybe he's having a nap. 341 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:26,850 All right, then, come on. Let's just go inside. 342 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:28,270 Okay. 343 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:32,070 Grandad! Captain Tootson! 344 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:33,189 Peek -a -boo! 345 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:35,890 You don't say peek -a -boo to a real pirate captain. 346 00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:38,190 All right, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 347 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,840 Sabre. He let me play with it when I was a little boy. 348 00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:03,580 Shiver me timbers. Take that, government. 349 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:07,160 This is incredible. 350 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,520 It's easier than I thought it would be. 351 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,700 Little Clifter. 352 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:38,120 Do not let anyone into that boulder. I'm leaving you in charge. 353 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,800 Okay. 354 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,400 I see. 355 00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:56,290 Grandad also wanted to teach me fencing while standing on the edge. 356 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,070 Tilson, come over here. 357 00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:02,090 What could this be, do you think? 358 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:05,350 Hmm, looks like some sort of steering wheel. 359 00:28:06,230 --> 00:28:07,230 Great. 360 00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:13,709 Neat, neat. 361 00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:15,290 Move over, you slow coach. 362 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,930 Look at me, Luddy Wood. I'm doing 20 miles an hour. 363 00:28:27,429 --> 00:28:29,390 Tutson, where the devil are you? 364 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,230 Now, come on out. I know you're there. 365 00:28:34,010 --> 00:28:37,190 Um, maybe there's some sort of trap door or something. 366 00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:42,130 Come out, you two. 367 00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:43,510 Now. 368 00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:53,270 But where did they go? 369 00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:25,090 I've been this far, not you, that bloody wood! 370 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:26,970 Help! 371 00:29:35,990 --> 00:29:36,990 Ow! 372 00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:43,710 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 373 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:44,910 That's sore! 374 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:48,830 Tootson? 375 00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:51,350 Tootson? 376 00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:07,730 Maybe he's gone to a party. 377 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,080 You can't come in the house. 378 00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:22,940 Back in 72, the Captain Simpson was telling us a story from the days of his 379 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:25,280 youth when he was a pirate captain. 380 00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:31,700 A crooked smile on his face to let everybody see one of his rights. He was 381 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,559 gold tooth. 382 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,380 He would wear his eye patch either this way or above that way. 383 00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:01,470 Fish oil. 384 00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:05,050 Fish oil? 385 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:11,590 Hiya, sailor. Are you here to sample our famous fish oil? No, but thanks all the 386 00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:16,310 same. I'm looking for Captain Tootson, the particularly famous pirate captain. 387 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,410 That old slob. Very famous. 388 00:32:20,990 --> 00:32:22,150 That's a good one, mate. 389 00:32:22,370 --> 00:32:23,730 Oh, well, OK. Do you know where he is? 390 00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:26,230 I haven't seen that coward since he took off. 391 00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:29,250 He owes this harbour two buckets of gold. 392 00:32:32,010 --> 00:32:33,810 to Gowd at all. He's famous, no? 393 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:37,470 Well, let me tell you something about that captain of yours. 394 00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:41,230 Here, have some fish oil. 395 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,800 I just push some buttons, see? Oh, oh. And then... 396 00:33:52,590 --> 00:33:55,930 was just a wimpy little sailor. Gudrun was the real boss. 397 00:33:56,150 --> 00:34:01,170 So who's Gudrun? Gudrun was the actual queen of the seven seas she was, and 398 00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:04,070 Captain Tootson was just a little lover boy. 399 00:34:04,590 --> 00:34:06,950 Hang on, what was that? You said lover boy? 400 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:10,550 But all the same, that coward of a captain managed to take off at Gudrun's 401 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:12,170 treasure, the backpack boulder. 402 00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:17,429 But what are you saying? Captain Tootson took off? 403 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:21,130 Exactly, and no one has seen that little coward ever again. 404 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,110 This can't be true. Are you sure? 405 00:34:24,409 --> 00:34:26,489 Of course. It's on fish tube. 406 00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:28,170 Wanna see it? 407 00:34:28,449 --> 00:34:29,909 Uh, okay. 408 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,530 No, no, no! Go away! 409 00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:34,830 Go away! 410 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:38,110 The bowler's mine, I tell ya! 411 00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:42,070 Don't you start your little old fool! 412 00:34:42,429 --> 00:34:44,650 Come back here at once! 413 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,250 Stop doing that! 414 00:34:47,909 --> 00:34:50,909 Took off, he did. And nobody's seen him since. 415 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,380 Golly, why... Oh, that's funny. 416 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:58,660 I always thought Captain Chipson was an honourable pirate. 417 00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:03,800 He went away for years and not a single word was heard. Then one day he suddenly 418 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:08,100 surfaced. We're going to keep that devil's coin with us. Oh, 419 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:13,220 but at that time for tough and there was... 420 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,560 Am I happy to see you? 421 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:35,180 I'd have been a popsicle if it weren't for you. 422 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,720 I don't get it. 423 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,960 You can't possibly end up in the North Pole just like that, can you? 424 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,500 So if that's the case, where in the world is Luddywood? 425 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360 Hmm. 426 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:08,010 of a giant shark that died in 1826 of typhoid goitac. 427 00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:10,630 Uh, oil from a what? 428 00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:38,750 Seriously bad breath, man. Yeah, I've been to Tropical Island. 429 00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:40,910 Did you try to kiss a rotten shark or what? 430 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:44,450 No, I've been trying to track down Captain Tooth. That's my grandad. 431 00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:49,530 I'm afraid he owes two buckets of gold and he's not at all brave or famous. Two 432 00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:50,550 buckets of gold? 433 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:56,190 That's my grandad, all right. Listen to me. At the bar, they said your grandad 434 00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:57,350 was a complete coward. 435 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,310 They even had a film about him. 436 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:00,670 A film? 437 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:01,970 God's wallet. 438 00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:03,030 Yeah, you're right. 439 00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:04,570 Probably just special effects. 440 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,720 This is all just insane, isn't it, Luddy Wood? 441 00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:11,440 I've been to the North Pole. 442 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,140 You've been to a tropical island. 443 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,940 How is that even possible? 444 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,780 Yeah, I know. And we still can't find your grandad. I mean, maybe we should 445 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:20,780 give up. 446 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,280 Oh, grandad, where are you now that we need you? 447 00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:37,550 What's the matter now? 448 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:39,930 Well... Oh. 449 00:37:41,230 --> 00:37:47,490 What the... Captain Tootson... 450 00:37:47,490 --> 00:37:49,270 died? 451 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,770 My grandfather... 452 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:24,550 Just be dead. 453 00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:41,010 Hang on. 454 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:44,390 On second thoughts, Titson. 455 00:38:44,710 --> 00:38:47,090 Yeah? Actually, this is good. 456 00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:50,410 Eh? Now we know where he is. 457 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,920 Get ready for your heavenly lunch break. 458 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,510 Captain Tootsie. 459 00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:23,190 Grandad. Hello 460 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:34,570 there. 461 00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:36,690 Nice to see you both. 462 00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:38,170 It's my grandad. 463 00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:39,570 Yes, 464 00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:42,810 we have to keep our voices down here. My condolences. 465 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:44,388 What do you mean? 466 00:41:44,390 --> 00:41:47,350 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not what you think. You think we're just passing 467 00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:51,450 through, you know? In that case, I'll tell you that this place is all about 468 00:41:51,450 --> 00:41:55,050 peace and quiet and silent rejoicing. 469 00:41:56,510 --> 00:41:58,530 Awfully boring, if you ask me. 470 00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:01,790 Oh, play your harp and leave me alone. 471 00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:04,430 You have to come down to the tunnel, Captain. 472 00:42:04,630 --> 00:42:05,468 Right away. 473 00:42:05,470 --> 00:42:06,930 Oh, that's not possible, no. 474 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,370 Nobody ever gets out of this place alive. 475 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:12,250 The good book says so, you know. But we need your help, Grandad. 476 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,180 They're going to throw us out of the tunnel. 477 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,360 Please. Oh, dear. 478 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:17,620 That is sad. 479 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,660 We got this letter from the government. 480 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,960 Hmm. But there's a name here that's scribbled out. 481 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,920 Gudrun? 482 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,980 Why, I do believe it. 483 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,240 Gudrun. Gudrun? 484 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:39,100 Gudrun. She is... She is an old pirate queen I knew in my youth, as I recall 485 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,300 Love a boy. 486 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,540 She isn't the government. 487 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,060 She's a phony. 488 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:47,700 Treacherous and cunning like a hellcat. She's always been after my backpack 489 00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:48,700 boulder. 490 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,360 And you're being thrown out by her? 491 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,840 That's right, Captain. 492 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,020 She tricked you. 493 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,020 It's my boulder she's after. 494 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:03,700 She must not get hold of the backpack boulder. Do you hear me? 495 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:10,280 If Gudrun takes the backpack boulder, she can do anything she wants and get 496 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,280 hands on anything. 497 00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:13,600 Wealth, weapons, power. 498 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:19,340 She could become the worst dictator the world has ever seen. 499 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:20,980 Oh, my word. 500 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,200 Gudrun must be stopped. 501 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,420 Help me in. Yeah. Yes. Come on. 502 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,660 Oh, my giddyot. 503 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,840 I'm going to enjoy getting out of here. 504 00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:44,348 See there? 505 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:49,690 I found Captain Tootson's gravestone. He's dead, good friend. The old 506 00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:51,030 trick. Ha, ha, ha. 507 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,730 He's tried that five times. 508 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,200 The keys. 509 00:45:28,110 --> 00:45:32,050 You could just waltz in here and break all of the heavenly laws just as you 510 00:45:32,050 --> 00:45:35,950 please. So sorry. You see, we were just... You were just... Hmm? 511 00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:41,970 What? You were just... Oh. Just you wait and see. Our Lord and Savior will set 512 00:45:41,970 --> 00:45:42,970 you to rights. 513 00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:45,910 He who has created everything. 514 00:45:46,150 --> 00:45:48,750 If anyone can make a fuss, it's him. 515 00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:55,910 Could you excuse me for a moment? Yes, hello? 516 00:45:56,650 --> 00:45:57,850 No, absolutely not. 517 00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,740 No, I'll read the question. You have to continue to remain downstairs. 518 00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:07,540 Yes. 519 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,140 And I'll be sending you down three more shortly. 520 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,240 Run! Run! 521 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:15,320 Hey, don't step! 522 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,580 Oh, you will feel the wrath of heaven. 523 00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:34,070 Stop, Scandal! 524 00:46:34,350 --> 00:46:35,950 You come back here right away! 525 00:46:36,150 --> 00:46:38,350 Oh, just you wait! We'll get you! 526 00:49:36,330 --> 00:49:38,850 Nice to be back here. I never thought I would be. 527 00:49:40,970 --> 00:49:43,910 Badger, you saved us. 528 00:49:44,130 --> 00:49:47,370 A badger? There's no time to play with your pet. 529 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,890 We have to stop Gudrun. 530 00:49:52,650 --> 00:49:57,350 And who in the seven seas are you, you landlubber? 531 00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:58,630 Captain Tutson. 532 00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:03,570 I'll have you know, you are vandalizing my personal... 533 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,240 Government? Ha! 534 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,920 Tell Gudrun from me. The backpack boulder is mine. She'll never have it. 535 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,920 away with you! 536 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:16,720 Help! Captain Tristan has returned! 537 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:18,460 We're saved! 538 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:24,940 Gudrun won't give up without a fight. 539 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,280 Oh, what do we do then? 540 00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:29,120 I have a formidable plan. 541 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:33,380 We're going to move the backpack boulder to the mouth of the tunnel. 542 00:50:37,770 --> 00:50:38,850 Would you look at this? 543 00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:43,270 Someone must have sabotaged the apparatus while I was away in heaven. 544 00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:46,290 Probably just needs a bit of adjustment. 545 00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:50,430 Make yourself useful, boys. You two push the boulder, I'll work on this thing. 546 00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:56,230 Right, push the boulder. Right, you mean pushing it, as in with our hands? Yes, 547 00:50:56,490 --> 00:51:00,230 hop to it. Oh, yeah, hop to it then, would you, Herman? It needs a bit of 548 00:51:00,230 --> 00:51:04,230 force. Yeah, but brute force is just one method, Tutton. Of course, we could use 549 00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:05,910 our brains as well, be smart about it. 550 00:51:06,190 --> 00:51:10,010 Maybe we could use a balloon or something to lift the entire backpack 551 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:11,790 Oh, that's clever. I'd do like that. 552 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,090 Guys, they need help. 553 00:51:17,570 --> 00:51:18,570 Oh, 554 00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:23,510 that's brilliant, Tootsie. We'll make it go downhill. 555 00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:28,230 Genius. Yeah, and to slow it down at the bottom, we could do something sticky 556 00:51:28,230 --> 00:51:32,070 like... I know what you're thinking, but we're absolutely not smearing goo on 557 00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:32,828 the boulder. 558 00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:35,110 Huh? No, no, no. Goo? 559 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:36,558 I'm thinking glue. 560 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,700 Glue. Glue. 561 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:40,880 Glue, not goo. 562 00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:43,580 Glue. Glue. 563 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,840 Glue is not the same as goo. 564 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680 Goo. 565 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,160 Glue. 566 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:56,120 Have you two gone completely loopers? 567 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,880 Oh, we're pushing now. We're pushing right away. 568 00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,840 Pushy, pushy, Tootsie. Pushy, pushy. 569 00:52:08,670 --> 00:52:10,750 idea. Yeah, that's very good, Dad. 570 00:52:13,570 --> 00:52:14,030 Calm 571 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:23,890 down, 572 00:52:24,030 --> 00:52:26,930 will you, Grandad? You're tipping the entire boulder over the way you're 573 00:52:26,930 --> 00:52:27,930 working. 574 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:21,570 If we want to take the backpack boulder back, we need proper equipment. 575 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:25,770 My old lover boy may be wimpy, but he can be full of surprises. 576 00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:28,730 Plus, he's got those two weirdos with him as well. 577 00:53:29,230 --> 00:53:34,470 I'll bet those three good -for -nothings are thinking up some new fiendishly 578 00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:36,250 cunning plot just about now. 579 00:53:36,790 --> 00:53:39,830 Yeah, and a removal van can also be a solution. 580 00:53:40,210 --> 00:53:41,210 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello? 581 00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:43,590 Hello? Is that the removal company? 582 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,740 Yes, how do you do, Mr. Removal? Could you please come here right away? 583 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:57,480 When my phone starts making noises Like a 584 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:04,220 parrot with a flu There's a call I must take right away When I 585 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:10,580 dial a certain number So your phone squeaks at you I am trying to reach you 586 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,120 say Hello? 587 00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:15,920 Hello. How are you today? 588 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,118 Feeling fine. 589 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,120 Toodle -oo. 590 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:19,900 Toodle -oo, Luddy Wood. 591 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,200 Hello. Hello. 592 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,860 How are you today? 593 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:25,959 Feeling fine. 594 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:26,960 Toodle -oo. 595 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,940 Toodle -oo, Luddy Wood. 596 00:54:30,620 --> 00:54:32,280 Let's stay on the line. Okay. 597 00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:37,760 Little mice squeak and pretty birds squeak and a wind scream wiper squeak 598 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,200 baby who's happy squeaks too. 599 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:46,840 Rusty door squeaking rubber duckies and an old man when he speaks. But you know 600 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,080 when your phone squeaks at you. 601 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,560 Hello. 602 00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:53,740 Hello. 603 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,480 How are you today? 604 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,100 Hello. 605 00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:00,660 Toodaloo. 606 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:03,100 Toodaloo. 607 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,040 Bloody world. 608 00:55:27,370 --> 00:55:33,770 old landline phone is a good thing to have. Yes, even when it's out of 609 00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:40,410 service. One thing it's still good for, just grab it by its cord and 610 00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:43,170 use it for how much I'll practice. 611 00:55:46,470 --> 00:55:48,290 Hello. Hello. 612 00:55:48,510 --> 00:55:49,930 How are you today? 613 00:55:50,230 --> 00:55:51,230 Feeling fine. 614 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,720 Let Gudrun come at us with whatever she wants. 615 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,060 It's my turn now. 616 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,680 Hey, what kind of devilish mutiny are you two planning? 617 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,640 How come you're not moving the backpack boulder? 618 00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:15,060 We're in a hurry. 619 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,020 Get a move on. Aye, aye, Grandad. Aye, aye, Captain. 620 00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:22,660 We've got this. You can count on us. Don't suck up to him like that. Me? 621 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:26,640 Goodness me. 622 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,280 You managed to move it already? 623 00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,040 That's very good work, guys. 624 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,060 High five, then, Ludewood. 625 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:40,480 Boys, over here. Look at that. Now, we are preparing to launch the world's most 626 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,720 invincible weapon. 627 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:47,100 Oh, you mean your ship, right? You're bringing your pirate ship here, yeah? 628 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:52,900 guns and a Jolly Roger and four masts full of sails. Oh, yeah! 629 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,040 Hey, that's my granddad, Ludewood. 630 00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:00,460 Just look at what he can do. Just a teeny tiny second. Captain Tudson, with 631 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:01,319 due respect. 632 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,240 There's absolutely no water here to float your ship, is there? Pay close 633 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,240 attention now. 634 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,380 My magnificent ship was the terror of the seven seas. 635 00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:11,380 And here, here she comes now. 636 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:25,820 So, your invincible weapon is a banana. 637 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,840 Oops, we must have pressed the wrong button. 638 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,360 Well, as they say, it happens to the best of us. 639 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:39,900 That doesn't usually happen. 640 00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:50,420 Captain, there's a huge train coming with a skull and... 641 00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:02,720 Give me one minute. One minute. That's it, isn't it? 642 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,540 Now where is that thing? 643 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,320 I think you need to come out here, Brandon. 644 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,640 Maybe we should go inside. 645 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,200 Well. 646 00:58:30,170 --> 00:58:31,870 if it isn't my precious lover boy. 647 00:58:32,150 --> 00:58:33,610 I'm not your lover boy. 648 00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:40,410 Little Captain Tootson. Oh, shut your trap, you... you waffler. 649 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:45,610 Oh, my backpack boulder is ready for pickup. That's nice. 650 00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,510 You're not getting away this time. 651 00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:52,410 She's just an old lady. We can't fight an old lady, can we? What are you 652 00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:55,490 She's a dangerous vampire shark. 653 00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:58,810 Go to battle stations, man. On the double. 654 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,960 Captain. Aye, aye. Oh, Captain. My Captain. 655 00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:10,540 This is it. Sink or swim. 656 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,100 Is that your famous pirate ship? 657 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:50,940 Oh, look, it is Loverboy's very 658 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:56,520 own little toy bathtub ship. Oh, I'm very sad, dear old dear. 659 01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:40,530 It's just too easy. 660 01:00:45,930 --> 01:00:51,390 Grandad, aren't you going to fight her? Like pirate fighting with sabres and 661 01:00:51,390 --> 01:00:52,430 Japanese karate. 662 01:00:52,710 --> 01:00:54,310 Couldn't splash right up the bottom. 663 01:01:17,610 --> 01:01:20,770 You told me that you were an invincible pirate captain and all that. 664 01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:25,110 Yeah, well, it was just to make you proud of me, Tutzer. 665 01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:27,350 I was bluffing. 666 01:01:28,290 --> 01:01:29,550 I was boasting. 667 01:01:30,350 --> 01:01:31,390 I lied. 668 01:01:32,470 --> 01:01:36,790 Without the backpack boulder, I would be nothing, nothing. 669 01:01:39,610 --> 01:01:42,210 Is it true, Grandad? 670 01:01:48,259 --> 01:01:50,580 Now turn. No, don't. 671 01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:54,180 Be happy that you even have a granddad at all. 672 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,760 No, my granddad is no pirate. 673 01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:04,000 He's a fake, a wimp, and a coward of the very worst 674 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,380 kind. 675 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:14,780 Make sure the cables are secure. 676 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,160 Okay. 677 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,760 when this is all over. May I please leave then? 678 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:22,900 Don't you start, little sister. You belong to me. 679 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,620 I've told everything you've asked me to. 680 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:28,800 You are a really awful bitch. 681 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:36,040 Come on, we've got to do 682 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,040 something. 683 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:43,500 The big beef could scare them off, don't you think? 684 01:02:46,009 --> 01:02:47,610 Yes, yes, yes. We can catch it. 685 01:02:48,270 --> 01:02:49,209 Catch it? 686 01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:50,410 Oh, but we're going to need bait. 687 01:02:50,670 --> 01:02:52,190 Bait? You can be the bait. 688 01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:53,550 No way. 689 01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:56,710 Am I going to be bait? Well, it's a great idea. The beast will come for you 690 01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:57,710 right away. 691 01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:59,410 Because I'm so good looking, you know what? 692 01:03:00,470 --> 01:03:04,290 Nah, according to my mirror, I'm a lot better looking than you are. I'm not. 693 01:03:04,290 --> 01:03:05,470 two. I'm not. I'm two. 694 01:03:05,730 --> 01:03:06,890 Not. I'm two. 695 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:11,910 I'm two. Nope. I'm two. No way. I'm two. You're not. I am Tootson, so I should 696 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:12,910 be the bait. 697 01:03:13,550 --> 01:03:14,550 All right, then. 698 01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:24,930 What the farting goblins is that stuff? 699 01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:27,590 Well, it's badger perfume, isn't it? A real actual cord. 700 01:03:28,010 --> 01:03:29,650 Just in case you're not handsome enough. 701 01:03:30,710 --> 01:03:33,850 No need. I'm plenty more handsome. 702 01:03:37,610 --> 01:03:40,770 Why is poor Luddy Wood being served up on a platter? 703 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:41,240 We might as well go straight back to heaven. 704 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,540 Well, so far, the plot of this film has been pretty normal, with a more or less 705 01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:44,040 acceptable moral to the story. Uh -huh. So at this point, we have three 706 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:48,240 alternative endings to choose from. Three? What do you mean? Oh, yes, 707 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,980 nice one. Nice one. A sad one. Sad one. And a likely one. Really? Let's begin 708 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:53,980 with the nice one. 709 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,080 Uh -huh. 710 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,100 Gudrun and Captain Tootson rekindle their romance. 711 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:03,380 Uh -huh. They get married, kissing and cuddling for the rest of their days. Oh, 712 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,198 that's lovely. 713 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:07,220 I really like this one. The big beast marries Badgerow. 714 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:11,200 And they have 70 crazy kids. You and I get married too. 715 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,740 All right, but I want Badger off with me bridesmaid. 716 01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:15,800 And then there's the sad ending. 717 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,840 Okay. Gudrun defeats the big beast. 718 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,960 She opens her own zoo. 719 01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:21,919 Oh, no. 720 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,680 Where she forces Captain Tootson to perform a daily pirate show. 721 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:31,800 And far, far off in a remote tunnel, two tunnel dwellers choke on old licorice 722 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,960 and die. What? They die? 723 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:38,670 Oh, this doesn't sound like a nice family movie, does it, Luddy Wood? And 724 01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:39,910 there's the likely ending. 725 01:06:40,350 --> 01:06:43,670 Everybody wanted to see the film about the big beast, but they didn't want to 726 01:06:43,670 --> 01:06:47,610 pay for it. They wanted to wait until they could watch it for free. But by 727 01:06:47,630 --> 01:06:52,010 it had been forgotten and was only being shown in Art House Student Film Club. 728 01:06:52,310 --> 01:06:54,470 Oh, really, Luddy Wood? Now you're just being weird. 729 01:06:54,730 --> 01:06:55,730 Stop this right away. 730 01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:58,650 Well, it could really happen, you know. Give me the remote. I don't have any 731 01:06:58,650 --> 01:07:00,870 remote. Yes, you do. Give it here. Push that button. Oh, OK. 732 01:07:01,190 --> 01:07:02,330 No, no, maybe that one. 733 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,720 There's no other granddad in the world, you know. 734 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,220 There's simply no other granddad who can lie like you do. 735 01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:27,479 And that's good. 736 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:28,979 Really good. 737 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,979 And you could be my granddad too, if you like. 738 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,819 Would you allow me to be? 739 01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:39,800 Yes, of course you can be. Can't he, Tootsie? 740 01:08:41,340 --> 01:08:46,420 You know, Luddy Wood, I've been around the block a few times in my youth. 741 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,160 So it's actually not that far -fetched. I am your grandpa. 742 01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:54,100 Come to think about it, it's really quite possible. 743 01:08:54,779 --> 01:08:59,640 And I wouldn't be much surprised to find that I'm your grandma as well. 744 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,279 Feeling 745 01:09:08,279 --> 01:09:16,000 like 746 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,760 a thousand butterflies are racing in my tummy. 747 01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:23,140 You'd always think we've had a meal. 748 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:29,600 Dreams are coming true, two days a day. And it's going to be so yummy. 749 01:09:31,140 --> 01:09:34,620 That's so exciting, he could squeal. You are now. Sure you are. 750 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:39,319 Now the stage is set. I walk up to the mic stand. 751 01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:42,979 Everybody's eyes are on me. 752 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:48,000 And I'll be dumb and dandy. You are, you are dandy. 753 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,399 Feeling very smug now, dumb and... 754 01:10:04,049 --> 01:10:08,830 I'll be horses at the backing girls. My hand guitars are more cool. 755 01:10:09,890 --> 01:10:11,890 But listen to the people cheer. 756 01:10:13,930 --> 01:10:16,150 It's so groovy you could rock the world. 757 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:18,590 With cherry jam for makeup. 758 01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:22,190 Can you feel the hour drawing near? 759 01:10:28,590 --> 01:10:29,590 Badgero! 760 01:10:30,790 --> 01:10:32,810 Badgero! Badgero! 761 01:10:33,390 --> 01:10:36,250 Come down and clear this up right away! 762 01:10:38,830 --> 01:10:39,830 Badgero! 763 01:10:43,150 --> 01:10:44,150 Badgero! 764 01:10:45,190 --> 01:10:46,550 Come and get it! 765 01:11:07,850 --> 01:11:09,730 Christmas only once again. 766 01:11:11,190 --> 01:11:15,690 They may come in any color, even gray. 767 01:11:16,190 --> 01:11:22,050 But hey, good things come to those who wait. 768 01:11:30,090 --> 01:11:35,590 It is my turn today. I walk up to the mic stand. 769 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,840 Everybody's eyes are on me. 770 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,080 now. 771 01:12:39,790 --> 01:12:43,610 from the days of his youth when he was a pirate out there. 772 01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:50,010 A crooked smile on his face to let everybody see. One of his right feet was 773 01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:50,829 gold tooth. 774 01:12:50,830 --> 01:12:53,010 He would wear his eye patch either day. 775 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,340 And they tapped him leftist, expressing their vexation. 776 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:28,880 He read them, everyone, and sent his proof, replied, there's no whole 777 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,280 just the way he was used to. 778 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:33,780 And thus he gained his worldwide reputation. 779 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:37,500 Not a single word was said. Then one day he suddenly said this. 780 01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:41,680 With a kid's back to the golden dignity of being. 781 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:47,200 Oh, but that time was tough and there was no one else to work for. And tried 782 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:52,780 just he said, he stared into space and longed for the open sea. 783 01:15:16,810 --> 01:15:19,190 Did I tell you about the time when Captain Tootson learned to play the 784 01:15:19,190 --> 01:15:20,190 with his knees? 785 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,250 Yes, you did. 786 01:15:23,690 --> 01:15:27,110 Luddy Wood? Yes? Did I tell you about when Captain Tootson learned how to swim 787 01:15:27,110 --> 01:15:30,570 underwater, but he stayed under for so long, he developed gills? 788 01:15:31,010 --> 01:15:32,010 Yes, you did. 789 01:15:32,210 --> 01:15:33,210 Oh. 790 01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:35,930 Luddy Wood! Luddy Wood! Yes? What is it now? 791 01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:40,090 Did I tell you about when Captain Tootson was in Iceland, right, and he 792 01:15:40,090 --> 01:15:43,850 in the hot tub, right, and all the Icelanders suddenly went... Was this all 793 01:15:43,850 --> 01:15:47,770 awful farting? And it was Captain Tootson. And all of a sudden, they had 794 01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:50,430 world's very first jacuzzi. Yeah, the tome. Oh. 795 01:15:50,890 --> 01:15:53,670 Luddy Wood, did I tell you about when Captain Tootson landed on a deserted 796 01:15:53,670 --> 01:15:57,550 island? And he had to sit down, right? Because, yeah, he was tired. But he sat 797 01:15:57,550 --> 01:16:00,430 right on top of a pirate's treasure. And it was huge! 798 01:16:00,810 --> 01:16:04,690 And the island was cursed. So a bunch of skeletons were coming for him. And they 799 01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:09,530 were like... And he was like... But luckily, he had his pistol right. So he 800 01:16:09,530 --> 01:16:10,530 shot up all the skeletons. 801 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:15,040 And then the treasure was in, and everybody was like, Captain Tootsin is a 802 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,040 really cool guy. 803 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,060 Did I tell you about that? Yes. Oh. 804 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:24,200 Oh, Luddy Wood, Luddy Wood. Yes, what is it? What is it? Did I tell you about 805 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,780 when Captain Tootsin skipped a day of the week? Right, he just skipped 806 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,100 and it was Friday all of a sudden, and everybody was like, woo -hoo -hoo, cool, 807 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,740 extra long weekend. No, I haven't heard that one before. 808 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,780 Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, but now I've heard it. Oh, oh.