1 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,861 in 1931 2 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:14,450 England and the Empire were captured in the Great Depression, 3 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:20,246 but the British aristocracy he keeps calm and moves on. 4 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:24,042 The Davenports were the best example. 5 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:28,463 They were lords of Fackham Hall more than 400 years. 6 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:33,176 The imposing Fackham Hall was a symbol of opulence 7 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,262 and permanent family legacies. 8 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,724 His holy chambers they witnessed so many things. 9 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:46,397 Births, deaths, laughter, tragedies, broken hearts and romances. 10 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,316 MASTURBATORY 11 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:51,736 But England was a nation divided into classes. 12 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:55,323 The staff served their masters with obedience 13 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,659 and prepared sumptuous feasts. 14 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,870 Pheasants, caviar, venison. 15 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:04,166 They were preparing all that what the guest would like. 16 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:09,629 Although this winter will be especially sad, 17 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:13,091 the service will run non-stop 18 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:17,596 both to Lord and Lady Davenport nothing would be missing. 19 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:22,517 They lived surrounded unimaginable luxury 20 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,312 and practically did not invest no effort. 21 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:30,233 Finally, one of our daughters will get married 22 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,068 and fly away from the nest. 23 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:36,906 It delights me to know that ours will beloved home remain ours. 24 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,868 I am delighted with the knowledge that after years of courtship 25 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:42,036 finally found a true relative. 26 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:45,748 At least Poppy cares for our benefit, unlike Rose's. 27 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,000 Rose has time to get married. 28 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,461 Please, Humphrey. No one would want her this old. 29 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:54,799 He is 23 years old. It's already like dried fruit. 30 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,676 Barren, dry. 31 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,846 A shriveled old spinster. 32 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,974 Rose, honey, will you pass me the milk? 33 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,894 Archibald is terrible, Mom. 34 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:09,355 It's not fair to Poppy. Why can't he marry for love? 35 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,233 I can't believe it that you are so naive, child. 36 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,653 Do you think I got married? for your father out of love? 37 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,323 Because I found him attractive? 38 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:22,452 Because of his personality? His micro-penis? 39 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:25,997 No, I married him out of obligation. 40 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,708 And we couldn't be happier. 41 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:33,422 But your mother has a point, honey. It is about the future of Fackham Hall. 42 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,257 About our family. 43 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:39,844 We thought that, since we have made four sons, 44 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,222 hereditary line of the Davenports is insured. 45 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,515 GEORGE DAVENPORT AMONG THE PERILED ON THE TITANIC 46 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:48,144 What a misfortune to lose them all four. 47 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,771 LUCKY JOHN DAVENPORT WON TICKETS TO HINDENBURG 48 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,232 All four in different accidents. 49 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,609 I am comforted by the knowledge 50 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:57,862 if only they had died doing what they loved. 51 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,614 PAUL DAVENPORT: "NOT EVEN LIGHTNING WILL STOP ME FROM PLAYING GOLF!". 52 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:01,784 RINGO DAVENPORT DIED IN A SEXUAL ACCIDENT 53 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,328 But don't you think so? 54 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,163 that the inheritance system so archaic 55 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:11,459 to recognize only male heirs, to excuse the expression, 56 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,336 a bunch of shit? 57 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,964 Rose, we have to be realistic. 58 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,091 Your father will not live forever. 59 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,635 Don't say that. Dad is in excellent health. 60 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,471 As long as we keep an eye on him, it will remain so. 61 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,766 How can you ignore this situation? 62 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:31,062 If your sister doesn't get married for Archibald, they'll throw us out. 63 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,648 We will be forced to live in the center of London. 64 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,650 If so, I will look for a job. 65 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:39,154 One Davenport works for money? 66 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,699 Do you want to kill your father from shock? 67 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:46,160 I'm always thinking about Dad's well-being. 68 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,288 Well, you obviously care less for his family 69 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,666 but your precious sister. 70 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:55,045 Humphrey! Cover your mouth before you cough! 71 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,798 My sincerest apologies, Prudence. 72 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:01,134 My lord, ladies. 73 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,802 They were already ringing for changing. 74 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,138 It will be used soon drinks in the lounge. 75 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,639 Thanks, Cyril. 76 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,811 I hope it will be sunny on the wedding day. Hey, Cyri. 77 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,354 What will the weather be like tomorrow? 78 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:17,108 Tomorrow is expected in Fackham cloudy sky, 79 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:20,029 with a 40% chance of snow. 80 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:28,411 Don't worry that Cyri always eavesdropping on our conversations? 81 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,955 No, honey. Don't start. 82 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,792 We already had to fire poor Alexa. 83 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,627 Truth. 84 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,137 LONDON, ENGLAND, 1931. 85 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,681 London, place of origin pulmonary emphysema, 86 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:53,979 exploitation of children and a handsome pickpocket named Eric. 87 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,690 NATIONAL INK SHORTAGE! 88 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:01,278 Read all about it! National ink shortage! 89 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,532 NATIONAL SHORTAGE 90 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,076 No! Stop! 91 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,285 YOUR WIFE DESERVES... 92 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,620 A hundred thunderbolts! 93 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,665 Excuse me, sir. You dropped your wallet. 94 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:19,087 Eric is very different from the Davenports from Fackham Hall. 95 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:22,590 No country, no title, underwear 96 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,093 nor vitamin D. 97 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,387 But what he lacks in bone density, 98 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,140 makes up for it with great cunning... 99 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,350 Here you go, honey. 100 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,269 - ...charisma... - Thank you. 101 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,396 - He has my watch! - ...and with a youthful appearance. 102 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,898 - Come here. - I didn't steal anything. 103 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,149 I swear to God, sir. 104 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:44,362 Eric was among thousands of orphaned children after the war. 105 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,739 - Good morning. - Just his witty humor, 106 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,282 street knowledge 107 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,452 and awake eyes Sisters of Mercy 108 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,496 they kept him away from poverty. 109 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,998 ORPHANAGE FOR THE RELATIVES RECYCLING CHILDHOOD SINCE 1808. 110 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,792 Good morning, Sister Jude. 111 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,544 What can I do for you? 112 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:00,670 Nothing for me. 113 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,005 But this gentleman wants to talk to you. 114 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,634 Our door is open for all unknown men 115 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,637 with a special interest in children. 116 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,766 Yes, it seems like the real thing the guy for the job. 117 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,103 I need you to take the letter to this place. 118 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,397 At the Davenport mansion. 119 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:21,732 A wealthy aristocratic family. 120 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,067 Sons of a bitch. 121 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,110 That's right. 122 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,445 Fackham Hall. 123 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:29,949 The most luxurious villa throughout Shropceistershershire. 124 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,368 I won't do it for less of five shillings. 125 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,745 I'll pay you a pound. 126 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,291 It is a pleasure to do business with you. 127 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,089 Good luck. 128 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,472 Eric. 129 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,477 You are the smartest kid which we had in the orphanage. 130 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,814 If only he would direct his talent the right way 131 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,817 you could become someone. 132 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,154 "Maybe I'll do something good before I die." 133 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,656 It's Thomas Hardy. 134 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:15,078 Here's another quote. "Don't steal." 135 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:24,922 Your watch, sir. 136 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,217 And your pants. 137 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,220 But I have them on... 138 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,308 Thus begins Eric's adventure. 139 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:42,188 He is on his way to deliver that precious letter to Lord Davenport. 140 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,483 A chance to change your future. 141 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,694 Nothing will stand in his way. 142 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,330 Applause for Rachmaninov. 143 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,915 Bravo. 144 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,543 A new thing just came out Carlo Ravello and his orchestra. 145 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,464 Emergency. Listen. 146 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,046 are you ok 147 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,966 Better than ever. 148 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,806 I'm sorry about your car. 149 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,183 Don't worry, he was like that before. 150 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,435 Sorry about your bike. 151 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,812 Don't worry, he was like that before. 152 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,731 I don't know what happened. I think so 153 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,524 - I got distracted for a moment. - I was distracted for a moment. 154 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,778 Yeah, I just took my eyes off the road for a second. 155 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,780 I think I was enchanted by the picture 156 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,365 beautiful young women 157 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,411 with an essence so free that man become grateful to be alive. 158 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,838 Well, it was a pleasure meeting you. 159 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:31,798 Eric. 160 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,967 Actually, my name is Rose. 161 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,761 It was a pleasure meeting you. 162 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,389 I'll be more careful from now on. 163 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,567 Miss Davenport! Miss Davenport! 164 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,486 Lord and Lady wonder where are you, yes yes. 165 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,780 - What did you tell them? - I saved you embarrassment, milady. 166 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,573 I told them you fought with rebellious shit. 167 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,367 Thank you very much, Patricia. 168 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,660 I just needed to get out 169 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:46,790 before my sister Poppy's wedding with that horrible Archie. 170 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,752 Done. Like new. 171 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,932 I'm glad to see you, Viscount Wolsey. 172 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,726 I'm glad you came, Lord Lucan. 173 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,604 Welcome to our home, Lady Gaga. 174 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,277 Where did you get to? 175 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,987 Don't say you are read or thought. 176 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,531 As you know, it's a job for men. 177 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,574 Humpty! 178 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,786 Here it comes J.R.R. Tolkien, writer. 179 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,914 Poppy, this is John, of my good friend from Oxford. 180 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,418 please call me J.R.R. Tolkien, writer. 181 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,336 It's a pleasure to meet you. 182 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,546 Did I read anything you wrote? 183 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,548 I doubt it. He never published anything. 184 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,008 Well, not yet. 185 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,721 But I have spent the last 15 years inventing an alphabet for orcs. 186 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,807 May your firstborn grow up healthy 187 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,645 or perish at Sauron's hand. 188 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,231 What a beautiful language. 189 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,569 Remember, Fifi, 190 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,530 The Davenports are one of the most respected family in England. 191 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,866 Try not to be so American, please 192 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,203 Don't talk nonsense. They won't even notice. 193 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,622 Lord Davenport. 194 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,749 Remember Bert? Archibald's godfather. 195 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,459 Nice to see you. 196 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,545 Thanks for the invitation. 197 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,049 What a cute little house. 198 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,176 Oh my god. 199 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,136 Hurry up, Richard. 200 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,431 Gladys, is that all what can you wear 201 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:33,522 The young orphan felt it that it is near Fackham Hall. 202 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:39,026 He figured it out by his size, his presence 203 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,405 and by sign who spoke "Fackham Hall". 204 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,582 SERVICE ENTRANCE 205 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,634 UNIONS CAUSE CANCER 206 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,602 Excuse me, sir. 207 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,231 You came for work footman, right? 208 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:21,151 - Actually, I need... - No negotiations. 209 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,613 The salary is four pounds weekly. Take it or leave it. 210 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,116 - I'm taking it. - Edna. 211 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,326 I found you a new lackey. 212 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:33,289 God forbid I have an opinion about who works for me! 213 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,374 He would be better off that he is up to the task, Cyril. 214 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,418 Come on! Follow me, boy. 215 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,421 As a footman, you are a member lowest ranking staff. 216 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,507 You have to polish the silverware every afternoon. 217 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,093 Silverware consists of items made of silver. 218 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,638 Then dinner. Dinner is a meal which is eaten in the evening. 219 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,516 After dinner, you will remove the plates from the table. 220 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,228 The table has four legs and a flat surface on top. 221 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,439 You'll clean the floor in the end. 222 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,858 The floor is the base surface premises. 223 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,445 A room is a closed space a certain number of walls. 224 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,905 The wall 225 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:11,452 is like a floor, but vertical. Do you understand? 226 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,455 Yes, ma'am. I promise I won't disappoint you. 227 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,790 Get out of my sight. 228 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,667 Excuse me, sir. 229 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,419 I came to work as a footman. 230 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,506 Unfortunately, that place is already filled. 231 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,399 Miss Davenport. 232 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,401 Allow me to introduce myself. 233 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:49,031 I am Darvesh Khalid, a lawyer and an old friend of your father's. 234 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,618 Of course. From the war. You fought my father. 235 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,579 No, we were on the same page. 236 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,333 Of course. Mr. Khalid, I present to you great aunt Bonaparte. 237 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,292 It's my pleasure, ma'am. 238 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,004 Bonaparte. Are you related to Napoleon? 239 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,549 Of course. He is my nephew. 240 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,428 Mrs. McAllister, I did everything you asked for. 241 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,098 - Really? - Yes, ma'am. 242 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,850 You took out all the wine from the basement? 243 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,852 Yes, ma'am. 244 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,105 - And took everything to the salon? - Yes, ma'am. 245 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,400 And you closed the door basement? 246 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,319 I'll do it right now, ma'am. 247 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,365 Where is Richard? 248 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,326 Champagne must be served. 249 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,413 You will have to do it, but not so dressed. 250 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,707 Hurry up. 251 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,963 You have a castle, a cathedral, chocolate factory. 252 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,258 I don't understand why you would wanted a new York. 253 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,262 Here's £10 to stop talking. 254 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,973 I have a business proposal, Mr. Davenport. 255 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,684 I'm spreading his fashion empire 256 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,978 and I need a small one temporary accommodation in England. 257 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,981 How much does Fackham Hall cost? 258 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,358 I don't believe you can pay for that with her salary as a seamstress. 259 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,110 I'll pay twice what it's worth. 260 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,738 And I promise to preserve its integrity. 261 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,950 I'll just add a jazz bar, casino and another 30 floors. 262 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:19,288 I understand that is the way business in America, 263 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,582 but Fackham Hall is not for sale. 264 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,710 Well, we'll see about that. 265 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,087 Warning, Mr. Davenport. 266 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,798 I always get what I want. 267 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,469 Half the size of a person. 268 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,534 - Champagne? - Yes, please. 269 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,496 Ladies and gentlemen. 270 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,873 Please say hello newlyweds. 271 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:08,004 Archibald Davenport and Poppy Davenport, his fiancee. 272 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,381 And his first cousin. 273 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,181 My God, Mary. What a man. 274 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,226 Constance, he is so attractive that it takes my breath away. 275 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,937 I can't wait marry a man. 276 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,356 Only then will my life have some value. 277 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,776 Mrs. Valentine, do you know the bechdel sisters? 278 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:35,322 Ladies and gentlemen, it's rare to find so beautiful 279 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,991 and such an intelligent person 280 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,620 which would make you move heaven and earth. 281 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:45,165 But after years of searching, Poppy found me. 282 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,959 I am so happy. 283 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,628 Yet we have so much in common. 284 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,547 Our grandparents, for example. 285 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,881 - That's right. - Yes. 286 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,134 Please enjoy the ceremony. 287 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,728 I'm sorry I never you won't organize something like this for me. 288 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,564 My dear. 289 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:14,486 Many here believe that marriage confirms existence. 290 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,238 I am not one of them. 291 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:20,742 I am very proud to such an intelligent, 292 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:25,455 kind and elegant lady that you grew into. 293 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:26,749 Stuffed eggs, miss? 294 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,888 Stop catching rabbits and do your job. 295 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:02,492 You earned her hatred on day one. That's new. 296 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,370 I recently bought it, sir. 297 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,623 Is that your name? 298 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,291 Eric Nobody. 299 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,168 That's right, sir. 300 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,046 what is your room 301 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,213 I don't sleep. 302 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,717 It interferes with my work. We are here. 303 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,054 Your room. 304 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,098 You will sleep with Tom, Fred, Harry, 305 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,601 Richard and Alexander. 306 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,481 Damn lucky guy. They gave you big room the first day. 307 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,777 Everything is good what's well that ends well, Humpty. 308 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,949 Bride or groom, sir? 309 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,243 None. I am a guest. 310 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,196 My dear Poppy. 311 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:25,575 Before you get involved into my new life, I want to give you something 312 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:29,914 which my mother gave to Prudence on our wedding day. 313 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,507 It's a necklace box. 314 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,552 Woof. 315 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,972 Thank you very much, Dad. 316 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,936 Alexander. 317 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,691 Are you ready? 318 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:38,941 Dad! 319 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,383 Sit down. 320 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:11,014 Welcome, friends and families. Also Archibald and Poppy, of course. 321 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,267 Let's pray they never get married. 322 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,772 Let's pray... that they never marry without love. 323 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:23,110 They never love without God. God sees everything. God is almighty. 324 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,613 God touches you all in your most intimate places. 325 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:29,157 God touches you all. 326 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,119 In your most intimate places, in your darkest hours, 327 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,745 God is always there, shining its light. 328 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,916 Even today, it shines with its light these two idiots. 329 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,377 Today he shines his light on these two... 330 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:44,089 ...great examples of faith. Amen. 331 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,133 Amen. 332 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,518 Does anyone have a reason why 333 00:23:56,519 --> 00:24:00,605 Archibald and Poppy shouldn't unite in holy matrimony? 334 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,276 Let him speak now or be silent forever. 335 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,195 Nobody? Very good. 336 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,698 Not! 337 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:15,121 I have a reason why shouldn't we get married. 338 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,290 I don't like him. 339 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,584 I love another man. 340 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:26,048 I'm sorry, Archie, but I won't carry it out rest of life in a lie. 341 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,426 Lionel. 342 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,011 Get up. 343 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,137 Pop... Poppy. 344 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,431 Poppy. 345 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:38,102 Well, this is a real fucking wedding. 346 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,191 Lionel? Lionel. 347 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:59,332 SMOKING STABLE MANURE HAND DELIVERED TO YOUR BOX! 348 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,960 I love you. I want us to be together forever. 349 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,088 All right. Let's go. 350 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,724 Goodbye. 351 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,435 ANTHEM 69 352 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,488 Attention, please. 353 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,492 Attention, please. 354 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:47,630 Despite today's shame, you must stay at Fackham Hall. 355 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,840 To save Archibald even more bitter taste, 356 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:53,760 I would be grateful if from this moment on 357 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:57,097 no one would mention... the situation from this morning. 358 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,391 Specifically, a disaster what was the wedding 359 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,685 Archibald's humiliation at the altar 360 00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:06,147 and enthusiasm with whom his fiancee ran away. 361 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:10,986 And not a word about his heartbreak they are crying in the sacristy 362 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:13,406 which we all pretended to be that we don't hear. 363 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,702 Thank you, Lord Davenport. 364 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,953 Very kind of you. 365 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,706 I wish you a wonderful the weekend. 366 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,503 I knew about Lionel and Poppy, yes yes. 367 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,755 I saw her sneak out at night many times. 368 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,465 I never told her mother that. 369 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:36,011 If you asked, I would say yes in the woodshop and he carves a dildo. 370 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:39,389 You two, enough babbling. 371 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,808 Miss Rose will have tea in his room. 372 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,061 Yes, ma'am. McAllister. Certainly, ma'am. 373 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,766 It's you! Why didn't you tell me do you work here? 374 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,226 Why didn't you tell me to live here? 375 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,688 The house is too big for the driver. 376 00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:29,565 That. 377 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,859 I would appreciate it if you didn't say 378 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,235 if you saw me driving father's car. 379 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,488 You can trust me. I'm good at keeping secrets. 380 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,656 To date, I didn't tell anyone 381 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,825 yes Sister Mary steals from alms, 382 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,203 about sexual rest Sisters of Jude in Amsterdam 383 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:45,872 or about that time when Father Jessop took three choir boys to... 384 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,625 I'm glad to know that I can to believe. 385 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,044 Of course you can, Miss Rose. 386 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,421 Sorry for the question. 387 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:55,007 What are you reading? 388 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,509 This? 389 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:58,886 SHADOW OF GRAY 390 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,473 It's about forbidden love. 391 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:07,394 I would love to read it when you finish. 392 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,812 Do you like to read? 393 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,522 I forgot who said that, 394 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,608 but reading gives us gifts unknown friends. 395 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:14,859 It's Balzac. 396 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,322 It could be... I just know he was French. 397 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,242 Where should I leave your tea? 398 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,034 I'll take care of it. 399 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:26,580 Yes man come into my room is... 400 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:36,424 Forbidden? 401 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,763 Footman. 402 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,775 Eric, you're leaving us no choice. 403 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,820 You're fired. 404 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:00,822 Milady. 405 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,700 I wanted to make sure I didn't screw up footman in trouble 406 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:05,827 asking him to bring me tea. 407 00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:08,122 - You asked him? - Of course. 408 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,041 Let Patricia rest. 409 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:16,881 Well, I leave you to your meeting. 410 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:23,679 I need some sugar. 411 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:42,990 No need to get up every time i enter. 412 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:53,666 Looks like I don't have a choice, boy. 413 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,293 You stay. 414 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,754 So far. 415 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,438 I really meant it 416 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:18,567 that I will live in this place until the end of his days. 417 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,612 But there is not much we can do. 418 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,905 The law is clear. 419 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:27,575 Archibald is the rightful heir Fackham Hall. 420 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,828 Too bad it's him. 421 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,623 If only George hadn't died. 422 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:34,041 Neither does John. 423 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,960 Or Paul. 424 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,921 Or little Ringo. 425 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:41,131 Or our oldest nephew. 426 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,883 Humphrey. 427 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,261 I never asked Phyllis. 428 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:48,680 What happened to Archibald's older brother? 429 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,723 Nathaniel? 430 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,977 He went to war very young. 431 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,647 To defend freedom this great nation. 432 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,651 He was just a child. 433 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,823 Officer Davenport, are you ready? for the greatest sacrifice? 434 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:10,244 Hit the Swabians with all your might! For the king and the homeland! 435 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:19,586 I always wanted to know what happened poor child, but I was unlucky. 436 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,754 And now his only living son, 437 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:26,593 left before the altar by our wild daughter. 438 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,928 Even if Poppy changes her mind, 439 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:32,348 it seems unimaginable to me that Archibald's hurt pride 440 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,559 allowed him to marry her. 441 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,895 - And Rose? - It is illegal for him to marry his sister. 442 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:43,152 What a pity. But what if she marries Archibald? 443 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,197 An interesting suggestion. 444 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,631 Archibald? I don't know if... 445 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,219 Archibald? I don't know if... 446 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:20,773 Archibald? I don't know if I mentioned, 447 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,442 but Rose is very well read. 448 00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:27,236 It doesn't surprise me. 449 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:30,783 What else could a woman do when there is no husband? 450 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,077 Now it got interesting. 451 00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:35,953 Now that your wedding is called off, 452 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,206 you will have more time to read. 453 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:41,000 She could read about good manners. 454 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,503 She told you, bitch. 455 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:45,546 Maybe next time when you step into the library, 456 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,715 you can look for a book which explains 457 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,635 how a lady should behave. 458 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,763 Maybe that's how you can find it husband. 459 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:56,849 That. It's a pity not having a partner. 460 00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:00,771 But isn't it more reckless find one... only to lose it? 461 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:04,607 The fool swallowed his words. 462 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:07,111 Rose, can we talk in private? 463 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:22,751 Rose, dear, can't you see our plight? 464 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,169 Thanks to a selfish attitude your sisters, 465 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,380 if we want to stay at Fackham Hall, 466 00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:30,633 the second lady from our family she must marry Archibald. 467 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,136 No, you can't. You're married to dad. 468 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,431 Darling, I'm talking about you. 469 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,058 Not! 470 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:43,020 You think I would choose to spend the rest of your life with that pig? 471 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,772 No, I don't want to and I won't. 472 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,024 Enough. Mr. Tolkien. 473 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,901 - A writer. - That's right. 474 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:52,739 Stubbornness is the main cause brain damage in women. 475 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,824 Ask anyone male scientists. 476 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:59,162 You'll have to take care of it from now on for Archibald to fall in love with you. 477 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,330 For the benefit of the family. 478 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,208 Rose. 479 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,252 Rose! 480 00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:09,381 I'm sorry. It's that time of the month when menstruating. 481 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,475 I'm very sorry. 482 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:26,189 Rose? are you ok 483 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,358 I don't want to burden you what is happening to me. 484 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,653 Please, it's no burden. 485 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:36,450 You can tell me anything. He will remain among us. 486 00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:41,371 My mother wants me to get married for Archibald, but I don't like him. 487 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,458 I understand. 488 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:55,469 You want to wait for your Heathcliff. 489 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,765 Have you read Hurricane Heights? 490 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,268 Eric, you are a very strange creature. 491 00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:09,983 Do you think it's stupid that a woman follow your heart? 492 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,779 I think that when the heart hurts 493 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,573 then we need to listen to him the most. 494 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:22,120 How does a man know when he is in love? 495 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:26,250 Maybe there's something in the air. 496 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,340 I have to go. 497 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:49,314 Invitation card for Buckingham Palace 498 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:54,820 She arrived at my home in Belgravia 499 00:35:55,654 --> 00:36:00,700 When meeting the king and meeting the queen 500 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:04,872 A man has to behave with a lot of discipline 501 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:09,667 But I went to the palace with a dangling penis 502 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,587 And everyone was looking at me 503 00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:15,339 They were too polite Visio je cijelu noć 504 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,884 And nobody stopped to tell me That extravagance is in sight 505 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:20,219 I had a little premonition Kad je uronio u punč 506 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:23,014 And my dick has completely cooled down 507 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:26,017 Vojvoda od Norwicha Mislio je da je kobasica 508 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:28,311 Kad joj je dao mali griz 509 00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:29,563 Kakva budala 510 00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:34,984 Otišao sam u palaču with a dangling penis 511 00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:38,821 I do not believe that Her Majesty me može zaboraviti 512 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:42,325 The king saw my stiff cock 513 00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:45,995 But did it have a large dimension? 514 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:49,875 Pa, pozvali su me opet Kakva ludnica 515 00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:56,798 I gle, eno ga. Kakva dosjetljivost. 516 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:07,475 Your mother thought it was clever 517 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,810 to go hunting with us. 518 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,355 That way, Archibald will be able to get to know you better. 519 00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:15,150 Right now, I'd rather change with pheasant. 520 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,236 I have always believed that women they have nothing to look for in the hunt. 521 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,113 Don't be ridiculous. 522 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,115 Funny? It's science. 523 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,201 Their petticoats get tangled in the bushes. 524 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:28,245 Their perfumes scare away pheasants. 525 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,415 And their feminine giggles causes bullets to rust. 526 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:34,210 How are you, Mr. Khalid? 527 00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:35,629 Yes, but... 528 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:39,591 the sound of weapons ready for action 529 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,469 brings me back in the days of war. 530 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:47,307 If it is not indiscreet, is that how you hurt your leg? 531 00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:57,401 The war is over! The war is over! 532 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,404 The war is over! 533 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,200 The war is over! The war is over! 534 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,791 I'd rather not talk about it, Miss Davenport. 535 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,876 I understand. 536 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,796 Thank you for your service. 537 00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:31,143 Good shot. 538 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:32,936 Curse. 539 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,025 Well done, Dad. 540 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,819 Shit. 541 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,487 Not your lucky day, Archibald? 542 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:46,616 I'm trying to get used to it to this rifle. 543 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:52,372 Uncompromising shot, man. 544 00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:53,874 Very good. 545 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,839 Sir, let me take him to the house and call the doctor? 546 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,383 No, cut off his legs and bake it for dinner. 547 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:05,926 And what shall I do with Richard, sir? 548 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:08,679 Damage. We won't be able to continue the hunt 549 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,265 without a hound. 550 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:12,850 - Bad day for everyone. - Wait, Dad. 551 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:16,021 There is a boy in the house who could replace him. 552 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:25,197 Curse. 553 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,419 Dad. Not. 554 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,299 Rose. 555 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:49,512 You are the most wonderful daughter that the father can wish for. 556 00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:51,806 Tell Poppy I forgive her. 557 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,893 But the most important thing is to tell your mother that... 558 00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:58,063 Yes... 559 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,235 I won't be able to drink tea this afternoon. 560 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,823 I will never forgive you for this. 561 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,159 My apologies, Miss Davenport. 562 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:13,495 There is no blood. 563 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,048 Curse. 564 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:29,594 I'm alive. My pocket watch he saved my life. 565 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,015 Well, I learned today a valuable lesson. 566 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:37,144 Watch where you aim. 567 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,403 I see the light. 568 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,573 I see my sons. 569 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:51,575 John, 570 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:56,203 Paul, George, Ringo. 571 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,165 We will be together. 572 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,708 I want to hold your hands. 573 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,919 Dear Prudence. 574 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,715 My dear Prudence. 575 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,341 I'm a walrus. 576 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,428 He went crazy. 577 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,101 I'm coming, guys. 578 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,240 My sangria. 579 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:35,034 Of course. 580 00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:35,952 Curse. 581 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,996 Bad luck, champ. 582 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,291 I thought you would finally catch something. 583 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,126 Curse. 584 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:51,133 Thank you for saving my father. 585 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:54,053 Anyone would do the same. 586 00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:55,679 But nobody did. 587 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,723 Rose. 588 00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:59,517 I wanted to apologize to you 589 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:03,938 for hitting your father in the chest... twice. 590 00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:05,981 Otherwise, I shoot better. 591 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,317 This rifle is defective. 592 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,237 The pipe is bent. It doesn't shoot straight. 593 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:11,988 Can I? 594 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:14,699 Here you go. 595 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,083 As I said. 596 00:42:40,934 --> 00:42:42,102 Beginner's luck. 597 00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:56,615 Boy, I've been thinking 598 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:59,660 about your quick reaction hunting this morning. 599 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:02,163 I wish I had you around, Eric. 600 00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:04,457 Would you like to be my new assistant? 601 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:06,793 I would be honored, sir. 602 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:10,838 Excellent. This deserves a cigar. 603 00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:14,301 They are in a secret drawer where I keep cigars and money. 604 00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:15,927 Thank you, sir. 605 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:21,599 Alexander, write yours resignation letter. 606 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:25,145 It will be my pleasure, sir. 607 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:45,497 What are you writing in that little book of yours? 608 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,541 Ideas for your novel. 609 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,128 I'm always on the lookout in search of inspiration. 610 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:54,882 Darling, have you seen my cigar cutter? 611 00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:57,217 It's in your pants, honey. 612 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:59,804 Wait. Repeat that. 613 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:03,683 Is it in your pants, dear? 614 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:08,438 In your pants. 615 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,735 IN YOUR PANTS 616 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:19,406 Rose, I wanted to tell you that I was in the library 617 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:25,412 and found the song that reminded me of you. 618 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,623 101 SONGS FOR SEX 619 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,958 Can I read one? 620 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:31,211 All right. 621 00:44:41,054 --> 00:44:42,555 Beautiful song. 622 00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:47,267 Looks like your Archie enchanted with Rose. 623 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:50,479 It's good that he can distract himself 624 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,317 from the inevitable arrival of the Reaper. 625 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,027 That's right. 626 00:44:57,278 --> 00:45:01,365 I'm a lot more fun than you thought. 627 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:02,826 Certainly. 628 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:05,203 Enjoy the rest of the evening. 629 00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:08,790 Cyri? 630 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:10,999 Play some dance music. 631 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,420 I play dance music on the gramophone. 632 00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:17,674 WALTZ NO. 2 633 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,094 - Dance with me, Rose. - No, thanks. 634 00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:26,974 Don't embarrass me. They are looking at us. 635 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:27,891 Let me go. 636 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,476 Dance a little. It's fun. 637 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:30,686 Let me go, Archibald. 638 00:45:30,687 --> 00:45:32,689 Miss Davenport she asked you to let her go. 639 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,401 Mr. Davenport, 640 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:41,238 sorry my face broke the movement of your hand. 641 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,323 - Yes. - And I deeply apologize 642 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:46,035 - because of the behavior of my colleague. - That's right. 643 00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,496 When I inherit this place, I will fire you all. 644 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,290 Brash idiots. 645 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,833 - All right, sir. - Yes. 646 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:53,668 Eric? 647 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:03,260 You put our business on the line. 648 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:06,180 You are only here to serve. 649 00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:08,182 We, the servants, cannot 650 00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:11,768 to bond romantically for our superiors. 651 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,481 Remember, it never ends well. 652 00:46:15,482 --> 00:46:17,733 If we want to continue living at Fackham Hall, 653 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:20,194 Rose must marry Archibald. 654 00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:22,738 You ruin plans. 655 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:25,199 For the benefit of all of us, tomorrow morning 656 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,701 you will collect your things and leave. 657 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:28,911 To save them the inconvenience, 658 00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,537 I will tell our superiors 659 00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,498 that you got rabies, 660 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:34,166 found another job, passed away, 661 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:35,668 got pregnant and ran away. 662 00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,212 Now, go away. 663 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,963 PUSHIKITA 664 00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,357 What are you doing here, Rose? 665 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,652 I came to look for you. What did they tell you? 666 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,405 They fired me. I'm leaving tomorrow. 667 00:47:46,406 --> 00:47:48,824 No, I can't and I won't. 668 00:47:48,825 --> 00:47:50,576 They can't and won't. 669 00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:51,994 I'll talk to my father. 670 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,747 No, Rose. It's over. 671 00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:57,666 Besides, this place is not for me. 672 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,169 - Fackham Hall? - Let lightning burn them. 673 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:02,505 So... 674 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,799 Let's not spend here our last evening together. 675 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,176 Let's go somewhere where we can be ourselves, like when we met. 676 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,429 I know! Let's go to the pub. 677 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:11,555 Let's go to The Dog and Drake? 678 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,600 I know him but I never dared to enter. 679 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:15,852 Sure, why not? 680 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:20,898 But you have to know that they don't like The Davenports. 681 00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:23,651 You can't go dressed like that. 682 00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,490 I'll find a way to fit in. 683 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,953 - Good evening. - Good evening. 684 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:41,586 - And stay out. - But I'm the owner. 685 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,215 After you. 686 00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:55,433 Follow me. 687 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,105 Two common ones, Karl. 688 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:07,361 Who is she? 689 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:10,156 You don't remember me? I am... 690 00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:12,659 Rose... 691 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,952 Devon... 692 00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,288 Port. 693 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:19,248 Rosa Devonport. 694 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,376 Good. 695 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,921 I thought for a moment that you are from Fackham Hall. 696 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:28,674 And here we hate it those conceited bastards. 697 00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:34,055 Well, I assure you that I'm not one of them. 698 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:37,934 She speaks like a real cockney. 699 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:39,686 Thanks, Karl. 700 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:45,817 On Wednesday. 701 00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:51,781 Come here. 702 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,658 Are all bars like this? 703 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:57,036 No, no. This is one of the classier ones. 704 00:49:58,287 --> 00:49:59,497 Follow me. 705 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:03,584 Perfectly. Milady. 706 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,088 One... 707 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,509 A rose for a lady? 708 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:16,723 Thanks, but I already have the most beautiful here. 709 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:21,811 Whatever you want, dear. 710 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:24,980 I love being here with you. 711 00:50:24,981 --> 00:50:27,816 I don't have to pretend anymore nor hide what I feel. 712 00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:29,318 I can be myself. 713 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:31,820 Tell me your dreams. 714 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,115 Well, sometimes I dream for my penis to fall off 715 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,867 but I can't go to the doctor because I would be late for school. 716 00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,034 Me too. 717 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,328 Really? 718 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,081 What other dream do you have? 719 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:46,001 I dream of running away 720 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:49,045 to the most romantic place in the world. 721 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,547 City of love. 722 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,216 City of art. 723 00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:55,261 City of poetry. 724 00:50:57,889 --> 00:50:59,140 Blackpool. 725 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:06,898 Maybe one day we'll go together. 726 00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:08,775 That. 727 00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:14,362 It can't be. It's a cockney dance. 728 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,656 Come on, sure everyone you know the lyrics. 729 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:19,367 We're all real here Cockneys, right? 730 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,828 That! 731 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,455 Just follow them and there will be no problem. 732 00:51:23,456 --> 00:51:25,874 Little Jack Steel he strangled the eel 733 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,543 And he sold it at Camden market 734 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,087 Brixton Billy traveled to Piccadilly 735 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,132 He choked on a shell and died 736 00:51:33,633 --> 00:51:36,009 Air fatal, Trafalgar brutal 737 00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:38,345 He peed on the royal statue 738 00:51:38,346 --> 00:51:39,347 London is a big... 739 00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:42,182 London is a big... 740 00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:43,017 Rubbish 741 00:52:03,246 --> 00:52:05,789 Well, he lived to be seven years old. 742 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:09,000 For the oldest chimney sweep in London! 743 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:11,003 Let's go! 744 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:15,841 A greasy spoon 745 00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:17,175 Happy faces 746 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,636 Waterloo station 747 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:20,846 You're making a mess 748 00:52:20,847 --> 00:52:22,097 In an empty bus 749 00:52:22,098 --> 00:52:23,724 Football brawl 750 00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:25,767 Deadly fog 751 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:26,977 Animal eggs 752 00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:27,894 Jack the Ripper 753 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,396 And a pastry with sausage 754 00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,481 London is a big... 755 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,233 London is a big... 756 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,193 Rubbish 757 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:38,489 One more time 758 00:52:39,448 --> 00:52:40,491 London is a big... 759 00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:45,788 London is a big... 760 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:53,462 The capital city? 761 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:03,014 He assured me that he did not know the text. 762 00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:10,813 You are cold. 763 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,552 Our unhappy lovers 764 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:28,891 they did not know that life at Fackham Hall would make it worse. 765 00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:33,854 Especially for Lord Davenport. 766 00:54:38,651 --> 00:54:42,989 Humphrey, open the window. It smells like someone died in here. 767 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:48,285 Humphrey. 768 00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:22,318 Inspector Robert Kual. 769 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,654 I'm coming for murder of Lord Davenport. 770 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:27,742 I'm sorry, but you're late. He was already killed. 771 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,828 But you can enter. 772 00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:47,344 Follow me. 773 00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:01,358 I understand. 774 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:05,570 Who is the last person who saw Lord Davenport alive? 775 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:06,614 A killer. 776 00:56:07,323 --> 00:56:08,573 That's what I thought. 777 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:12,452 Now, would you be kind pour me a glass of that whiskey? 778 00:56:12,453 --> 00:56:13,704 Of course. 779 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:15,622 COMMON POISON 780 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:17,415 Wait. This is poison. 781 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,125 That's right. 782 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,711 So it's Lord Davenport poisoned. 783 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:23,380 Not necessarily. 784 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:26,216 - See this? - Yes. 785 00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:28,928 Small holes on the lapel. 786 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:34,225 Whoever did it had access some kind of caustic chemical. 787 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,065 Can you smell that? 788 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,485 Wow, yes. 789 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:48,948 Intense smell of sulfur which irritates the eyes. 790 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,120 I apologize. 791 00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:57,081 It always happens to me when I bend over. 792 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,961 Spots of blood. 793 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,714 What do you want to talk about, Mr. Khalid? 794 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:10,301 No, no, no. Call me Darvesh. 795 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:15,432 As you know, Humphrey trusted your affairs to my law firm. 796 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,477 He was a client of mine, yes... 797 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:21,146 DJ KHALED, LEGAL SERVICES "I DON'T STOP WINNING" 798 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:24,315 ...but he was more than that. He was a great friend and soldier. 799 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:27,319 I'm sorry I wasn't there to save his life, 800 00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:30,656 as he saved mine in the war. 801 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,828 Here they come! 802 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,042 You should get that mole checked out. 803 00:57:49,175 --> 00:57:50,426 Poppy. 804 00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:54,597 I'm glad to see you. 805 00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:57,765 Hi, mom. 806 00:57:57,766 --> 00:57:59,351 Poppy. 807 00:58:00,019 --> 00:58:01,604 Am I welcome? 808 00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:04,772 Of course you are. 809 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:07,734 Fackham Hall will always be your home. 810 00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:09,445 Fackham Hall is no longer your home. 811 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,488 After the lord's death, 812 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,490 title and estate they passed to the next male heir. 813 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:19,245 Therefore Archibald Davenport the new lord of Fackham. 814 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:23,958 But we are an aristocracy. We don't follow the law. 815 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,293 Is there nothing we can do? 816 00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:27,128 The only consolation I can offer 817 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,923 is that the title cannot legally pass to Archibald 818 00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:33,761 until the investigation is completed about Humphrey's murder. 819 00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:39,099 And for Rose to marry him before that happens? 820 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,019 Then you could stay. 821 00:58:46,065 --> 00:58:49,193 The inspector demands your presence in the salon. 822 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,737 What should I present to him? 823 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,282 Very good. 824 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:02,206 What should I do, Poppy? 825 00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,624 I don't want them to kick us out. 826 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,501 But what is life without love? 827 00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:08,379 Dear Rose. 828 00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:11,465 I was blinded by love too. 829 00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:16,386 In those first rushes passions, 830 00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:20,265 I didn't care at all that Lionel is not an aristocrat, 831 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:21,558 that there is no money 832 00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:24,310 or what not to bathe. 833 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,772 I didn't care that he wasn't handsome, 834 00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:32,695 friendly, monogamous or whatnot bring schools closer. 835 00:59:33,696 --> 00:59:38,074 But that I can return time, 836 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,453 maybe, just maybe 837 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,124 I wouldn't give it up all because of Lionel. 838 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:06,729 Looks like you don't have to anymore pack your bags, young Eric. 839 01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:09,897 The inspector says that no one is allowed to leave. 840 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:13,152 Apparently we are all suspects. 841 01:00:15,321 --> 01:00:18,031 Sorry, I don't fund novels. 842 01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:21,326 Lord Davenport is dead. It shouldn't be on the list. 843 01:00:21,327 --> 01:00:23,162 Besides, they're all here. 844 01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:26,539 Thanks, Cyril. I will remove his name. 845 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:27,999 Very good. 846 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,670 Milady, dear guests. I present to you Inspector Kuala. 847 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:35,590 Which inspector? Inspector Phillips? 848 01:00:35,591 --> 01:00:37,508 - Hell. - Wan-Bissak. 849 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:38,968 - Esposito. - Drew. 850 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,470 - Gadget. - Aragorn. 851 01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:41,929 - Spector. - No, no. 852 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:43,598 "Kual" is his last name. 853 01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:47,060 I don't know. Inspector Deck? 854 01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:48,895 - Inspector Meticulous. - Clouseau. 855 01:00:48,896 --> 01:00:50,229 - Two-Bissaka. - Bush. 856 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:51,814 - Branagh. - Goggles. 857 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:52,982 - Woodbeard. - No, no, no, no, no. 858 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:56,362 His last name is Kual. K, u, a, l. 859 01:00:57,071 --> 01:00:58,654 I understand. "Kual" is his name. 860 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,031 - Robert. - Which Robert? 861 01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:01,741 - Exactly. - What is his last name? 862 01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:03,326 - That's right. - I'm sorry, 863 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,036 but one thing it is not clear to me. 864 01:01:05,037 --> 01:01:09,123 - Which one is not clear to you? - No, everything is perfectly clear to me. 865 01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:10,458 So... 866 01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:12,668 After reviewing the evidence, 867 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:17,925 I believe he is the murderer of Lord Davenport in this room. 868 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,010 What reason would someone here have to kill my husband? 869 01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:25,391 Someone who didn't want to wait to inherit the estate. 870 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:30,062 Or someone who is angry about being fired. 871 01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:36,068 Or humiliated because they were rejected his attempts to buy a mansion. 872 01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:39,237 Maybe it's about the failed inspector 873 01:01:39,238 --> 01:01:41,614 desperate to solve the case. 874 01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:44,659 Think about it. Where was I? when was he killed? 875 01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:46,577 - Exactly. - You're right. 876 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:47,995 I'm warning you. 877 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:50,706 I'm watching you all closely. 878 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,418 If I notice anything unusual, 879 01:01:53,669 --> 01:01:54,670 anything, 880 01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:59,216 I will notice that. 881 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,712 It was a great service. 882 01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:38,921 Thanks. 883 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:42,384 Although, come to think of it, I was supposed to go to a funeral. 884 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:48,514 A beautiful ceremony. 885 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:51,309 That's what Humphrey wanted. 886 01:02:51,310 --> 01:02:53,853 He didn't like the idea to bury him. 887 01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:57,858 He always believed that he was an alternative more dignified. 888 01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:00,277 It makes sense. 889 01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:05,616 Excuse me. 890 01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:13,499 You will do it, and you will do it now. 891 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,754 Are emotions stirred? 892 01:03:19,755 --> 01:03:22,298 not at all just a little discussion. 893 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,467 Before you bring own conclusions, 894 01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:27,720 we didn't talk about Humphrey, 895 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:29,306 but about Rose. 896 01:03:29,932 --> 01:03:31,432 My mother wants us to get married. 897 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:34,018 I bet your mother can't wait to move in 898 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:36,605 and leave behind your ruined house. 899 01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:39,190 Who told her she was a wreck? 900 01:03:39,191 --> 01:03:40,567 You just said that. 901 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:44,654 If you want a real suspect, 902 01:03:44,655 --> 01:03:47,114 investigate that young orphan. 903 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,866 He attacked me last night. 904 01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:52,871 Who knows how far they go his violent tendencies? 905 01:04:02,089 --> 01:04:03,632 I'm very sorry. 906 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,843 I can't even imagine through what you pass 907 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:10,055 You are very strong. 908 01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:14,518 Thanks. I'm working out. 909 01:04:15,811 --> 01:04:18,063 Your father was very proud of you. 910 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:30,534 Can we talk... inside? 911 01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:49,302 Rose, you are the angel I needed. 912 01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:51,679 The first flower of spring. 913 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,598 But more than that, you are the most beautiful 914 01:04:53,599 --> 01:04:55,933 from Davenportic... currently available. 915 01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:58,311 - Archibald. - No. I promise to listen to you. 916 01:04:58,312 --> 01:05:01,939 - But... - I will never interrupt you. 917 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,734 Please make me the happiest man in the world. 918 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:07,195 Rose, would you marry me? 919 01:05:14,036 --> 01:05:14,911 I... 920 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:21,293 I... 921 01:05:22,794 --> 01:05:23,712 I... 922 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,176 Rose? 923 01:05:30,761 --> 01:05:32,262 I have to think. 924 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,806 Of course. I understand you. 925 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,602 Take as much time as you need. 926 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,319 - And? - I don't know yet. 927 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,573 All right. You have until Friday. 928 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:56,662 Otherwise I will propose one of the Bechdel sisters. 929 01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,789 I don't care which one. 930 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,670 A man was looking at us. 931 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,850 God, I beg your forgiveness. 932 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:23,270 The woman I love is getting married for the man he hates. 933 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:25,399 I didn't know how to stop it. 934 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:29,027 So I turned from the right path. 935 01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:33,489 YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RESTORED YOUR MEMBERSHIP 936 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:36,493 In the "ROYAL SOCIETY FOR HUNTING PANDAS". 937 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:41,580 I didn't earn that money. 938 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:44,042 God, please forgive me. 939 01:06:44,710 --> 01:06:49,381 After this, I will never steal again. 940 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:51,883 Amen. 941 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:22,455 If you are killed by a candlestick, choose seven. 942 01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:24,916 If you are killed with a rope... 943 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,469 What? 944 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:50,316 Rose, you don't have to get married for Archibald. 945 01:07:50,317 --> 01:07:51,443 What are you talking about? 946 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,781 We'll use my savings to run away together. 947 01:07:56,782 --> 01:07:58,491 We will start a new life. 948 01:07:58,492 --> 01:07:59,617 In Blackpool. 949 01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:05,039 Blackpool, Clacton, Skegness. In any coastal town. 950 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,583 Skegness sounds good. Where is that? 951 01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:11,378 I don't know, but we'll find out. 952 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:12,964 Together. 953 01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:16,301 We have to go now. 954 01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,766 I can't believe it let's do this. 955 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:27,187 It's happening. No one can stop us. 956 01:08:34,903 --> 01:08:37,613 What the hell the face of the earth is happening? 957 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:42,701 I received an anonymous tip by Mrs. McAllister 958 01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:48,707 to run away with the money which you stole from Lord Davenport. 959 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,709 Rose has nothing to do with it. 960 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,461 I lied to her. I told her the money was mine. 961 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,338 I told you, Cyril. 962 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,507 - Yes, you told me. - I told you that the servant would 963 01:08:56,508 --> 01:08:58,092 fall in love with my eldest daughter, 964 01:08:58,093 --> 01:09:00,094 find the envelope with Humphrey's money, 965 01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:03,764 steal it and get Rose out throwing pebbles at her window. 966 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:05,015 Both will try to escape, 967 01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:07,768 but he will stop them an investigator 968 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:09,061 who has problems with holding things. 969 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,356 You didn't guess everything. 970 01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:22,908 What else are you hiding, boy? 971 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:25,161 Nothing. Nothing, I swear. 972 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,793 HOW TO KILL PEOPLE 973 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,840 No. None of it is mine. 974 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:41,510 Your colleagues told me that you arrived late 975 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,762 on the night of the murder of Lord Davenport. 976 01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:47,183 Where were you and with whom? 977 01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:53,939 If he won't tell, I will. 978 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:55,483 - We were... - In different places. 979 01:09:56,568 --> 01:09:58,694 Not. We were in... 980 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,030 With their rooms because it was bedtime. 981 01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:02,156 Not. 982 01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,909 - We came to... - ...conclusion that 983 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:07,495 ladies and servants they must not mix. 984 01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,248 I see, Eric Nobody. 985 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:14,169 In that case, this is a killer. 986 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:18,840 And there are my pajamas and a toothbrush. 987 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:26,221 Tell them you were with me. 988 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,265 I can't. 989 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,225 Why? 990 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:34,855 You are a lady. You have your whole life ahead of you. 991 01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:37,817 If I tarnish your reputation, I will ruin your life. 992 01:10:38,443 --> 01:10:43,031 I am nobody. All you "nobodies" they go to jail all the time. 993 01:10:44,282 --> 01:10:45,200 Eric. 994 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:48,745 I know we will one day to be together again. 995 01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:53,207 But in the years to come, while I wait for that moment, 996 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:55,334 I swear to you with all my heart 997 01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:58,129 that I will make sure that the gardener go for an eye exam. 998 01:11:13,687 --> 01:11:16,982 JUST ARRESTED 999 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:26,323 I don't understand. 1000 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:29,868 Eric didn't look like a killer. 1001 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:33,372 He wanted to rob us all of our jobs. 1002 01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:34,958 Right, mom? 1003 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:38,336 I mean, ma'am. McAllister. 1004 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:42,507 Sometimes I call people "mom". 1005 01:11:43,258 --> 01:11:46,011 I do it all the time. Aren't you, mrs. Mom? 1006 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,972 Mrs. McMom. 1007 01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:53,059 Mrs. Mommies. 1008 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,438 McAllister. 1009 01:11:58,273 --> 01:11:59,858 Mrs. McAllister. 1010 01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:13,204 Poppy? 1011 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:20,336 What happened, Poppy? 1012 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,797 Lionel left me. He said he doesn't love me anymore. 1013 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:25,716 It must have been in affect. 1014 01:12:25,717 --> 01:12:28,552 He told me: "This is not in affect. 1015 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:30,345 I've been thinking about it for days." 1016 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,765 Give him time to calm down. 1017 01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:35,476 He said, "I don't need time to calm down. 1018 01:12:35,477 --> 01:12:38,729 I am very calm. Calmer than ever." 1019 01:12:38,730 --> 01:12:40,147 Well, his loss. 1020 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:44,735 Then he said to me, "I stole all your jewelry and sold it. 1021 01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:47,238 So I win and you lose." 1022 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:56,413 I'm afraid that since both inexplicably 1023 01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:58,832 you refuse to marry a member your family, 1024 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,127 we will soon be homeless. 1025 01:13:04,047 --> 01:13:05,965 Girls. 1026 01:13:06,925 --> 01:13:09,552 I lived through countless difficult moments. 1027 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,554 Those moments taught me a lot. 1028 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:17,936 Therefore, I can honestly say that you are a crying daughter of a bitch. 1029 01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:21,523 I'm sorry. 1030 01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:30,156 Dear Eric. 1031 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:33,118 My heart is broken. 1032 01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:37,997 I didn't want this to happen. 1033 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:42,334 Knowing you're reading this alone, in the cell... 1034 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:44,212 I can't stand it. 1035 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,172 every time i fall asleep 1036 01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:50,844 I'm reliving the moment you saved me I scream from shame. 1037 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:54,888 Every morning I wake up in tears 1038 01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:57,308 and I'm looking for a tissue to wipe my eyes. 1039 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:03,148 I hope you will forgive me one day because of what I'm about to do. 1040 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,650 I will accept Archibald's proposal. 1041 01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:09,571 You won't hear from me again. 1042 01:14:10,697 --> 01:14:13,575 With love, Rose. 1043 01:14:24,544 --> 01:14:26,129 WITH LOVE, ROSE 1044 01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,656 Rose, how did you sleep? 1045 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:56,450 I went to bed and closed her eyes. 1046 01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:57,409 Of course. 1047 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,245 - Archibald? - Yes? 1048 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,706 I have to tell you something. 1049 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:05,918 You proposed to me two days ago. 1050 01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:08,503 From that moment on I couldn't think of anything else. 1051 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:12,008 I'm alone this morning made the final decision. 1052 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,677 My answer is... 1053 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,193 Yes. 1054 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,282 She said yes. 1055 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:56,218 I know that expression. Your heart is broken. 1056 01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:59,514 I too knew love and lost it. 1057 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,934 They told me that we shouldn't be together. 1058 01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:06,019 That we belong to different worlds. 1059 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:08,815 We ran away, but they caught us. 1060 01:16:09,399 --> 01:16:11,149 As if we lived the same life. 1061 01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,402 Look. 1062 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:20,285 Her name is Mildred. Isn't she wonderful? 1063 01:16:23,121 --> 01:16:25,039 Do you have a picture of your love? 1064 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:29,502 I stole one before I left. 1065 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,381 I had to give this to Lord Davenport. 1066 01:16:34,382 --> 01:16:36,341 Well, open it. 1067 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:38,761 What will he do? Put you in jail? 1068 01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:45,643 "Sincerely, Austin Blaine." 1069 01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:47,979 What does that mean? 1070 01:16:49,731 --> 01:16:50,940 Read the other side. 1071 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,196 “Dear Lord Davenport. 1072 01:16:58,031 --> 01:17:00,032 A few years ago you commissioned me to do some research 1073 01:17:00,033 --> 01:17:02,743 what happened to your nephew to Nathaniel, in the war. 1074 01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:07,039 After months of exhausting work and ingenious espionage, 1075 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,334 I found military records about Nathaniel 1076 01:17:10,335 --> 01:17:13,004 and found that, after returning from work, 1077 01:17:13,713 --> 01:17:17,049 exchanged for a war orphan and that he was raised by nuns." 1078 01:17:17,050 --> 01:17:18,301 TERRITORIAL INFANTRY FORCES 1079 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:24,932 "Having no idea of his identity, the nuns changed his name. 1080 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:28,977 I was able to locate him though. 1081 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:32,814 Nathaniel Davenport, eldest son of your late brother William, 1082 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:38,029 now his name is Eric Nobody. 1083 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,741 The same boy who delivered this letter to you. 1084 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:46,620 Big reveal, right? 1085 01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:49,499 The big reveal will cost you an extra penny. 1086 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:53,211 Sincerely, Austin Blaine." 1087 01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:57,172 Hell! I can't believe it. 1088 01:17:57,173 --> 01:18:01,052 I share a cell with the aristocracy. 1089 01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:03,679 And why is it important now? 1090 01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:06,264 I'm trapped in here 1091 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:08,892 and the love of my life she will marry Archibald. 1092 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,936 Yes. Your brother. 1093 01:18:10,937 --> 01:18:13,271 - What? - Your brother. 1094 01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,983 If you are a lost nephew Lord Davenport, 1095 01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:20,946 it means you are an older brother of Archibald. 1096 01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:21,906 What does...? 1097 01:18:22,824 --> 01:18:26,702 - I am the heir to Fackham Hall. - You slept with your cousin. 1098 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:30,831 To the guard. I am the rightful heir Fackham Hall. 1099 01:18:30,832 --> 01:18:33,959 Really? What great news. 1100 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:35,168 I'll let you out right now. 1101 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:37,880 - Really? - Of course not. 1102 01:18:47,557 --> 01:18:49,141 ARCHIBALD AND POPPY 1103 01:18:49,142 --> 01:18:53,603 ARCHIBALD AND ROSE 1104 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:58,150 I can't let Rose get married for that bastard and ruin your life. 1105 01:18:58,151 --> 01:18:59,234 I have to get out of here. 1106 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,653 Well, you could dig a tunnel. 1107 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:03,406 If only he had something to dig. 1108 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,456 Wow... 1109 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:43,654 Yes. 1110 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:08,346 SOFT CLOSE! CELLS OF S THE LATEST GENERATION SHIT BINS 1111 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:21,608 I hope that Rose us will not disappoint like Poppy. 1112 01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,818 - He won't. - That's what you say. 1113 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:27,073 But my William married me and then died. 1114 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:30,284 Just like Humphrey married you and then died. 1115 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,371 One day, Rose will die. 1116 01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:38,584 We are just particles that flock towards cold and dark entropy. 1117 01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:41,587 But it's a great day for that. 1118 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:46,007 PRISONERS ESCAPE WHILE THE GUARD WAS READING THE NEWSPAPER 1119 01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:50,680 I brought a cake to celebrate 30 years without escape. 1120 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:00,231 All right? 1121 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,045 CLOSED DUE TO THE BATTLE OF WELSH AFTER 7 PM IN CHESTER 1122 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:25,339 Hey. 1123 01:21:33,097 --> 01:21:36,100 Nice try, son. We will return you to your cell. 1124 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,445 - This way, add them. - Here, give them to me. 1125 01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:01,875 Wait. 1126 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:04,628 I know you. You're a pub boy. 1127 01:22:04,629 --> 01:22:07,547 You were with that lady who was definitely cockney. 1128 01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:08,923 What are you doing here? 1129 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,468 They think I killed Lord Davenport. 1130 01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:13,554 Impossible. You were with me. 1131 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,474 Go. Quickly. 1132 01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:29,195 POLICE 1133 01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:32,406 He went there. 1134 01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:54,678 War, death and poverty 1135 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:59,057 Measles and fights 1136 01:22:59,058 --> 01:23:03,478 Cancer and dictatorships 1137 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:08,651 God created everything 1138 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:11,654 You can sit down. 1139 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:19,036 God is with us all and Jesus warms us. 1140 01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:24,499 God is with us all and Jesus encourages us. 1141 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:27,585 On this day of celebration, we have to thank. 1142 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,422 Priests like me they have a mission. 1143 01:23:30,423 --> 01:23:32,842 Child rape mission. 1144 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:36,636 A caressing mission... 1145 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:39,389 ...soul of children, to follow God's way. 1146 01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:41,558 God gives man wisdom. 1147 01:23:41,559 --> 01:23:44,687 God is strong and powerful and makes us rigid. 1148 01:23:46,272 --> 01:23:47,648 And it makes... 1149 01:23:48,399 --> 01:23:51,902 ...no matter how hard and hard life becomes, we can see the way. 1150 01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:02,036 Somebody stop that fugitive. 1151 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:04,205 I'm innocent. I know the truth. 1152 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:07,000 The truth? How? 1153 01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:09,170 I'm going to the church to tell everything. 1154 01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:12,840 Stop. Stop. 1155 01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:14,759 What's up baby? 1156 01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:20,473 Helmet. 1157 01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:39,742 Come here! 1158 01:24:45,206 --> 01:24:46,207 FACKHAM PIES 1159 01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:54,632 Move! 1160 01:24:59,637 --> 01:25:02,556 Trampolines. Buy trampolines. 1161 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,851 Mats. Buy mats. 1162 01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,979 I didn't think it would work. 1163 01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,109 He crushed my tangerines. 1164 01:25:22,827 --> 01:25:26,497 Does anyone have a reason why Archibald and Rose need...? 1165 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,626 THE FASTEST TAILOR IN FACKHAM 1166 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:34,087 Move! 1167 01:25:34,088 --> 01:25:39,592 TAILOR SWIFT CUSTOM TAILORING FOR GENTLEMEN 1168 01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:41,177 For better or for worse. 1169 01:25:41,178 --> 01:25:44,806 Until death do us part. 1170 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:47,684 Rose, repeat after me. 1171 01:25:47,685 --> 01:25:50,895 - I, Rose Davenport. - I, Rose Davenport. 1172 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,565 I, Rose Davenport. 1173 01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:56,318 Hi. 1174 01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:58,695 Why are you doing this? 1175 01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:02,199 There's one thing you can't say, under no circumstances. 1176 01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:05,744 What? Which one? 1177 01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:09,789 Humphrey and I kept watch a secret for a very long time 1178 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:15,003 and let lightning burn me before what do you tell them all about us. 1179 01:26:15,004 --> 01:26:16,588 Or about what I did to him. 1180 01:26:16,589 --> 01:26:18,882 - What did you do to him? - It was an accident. 1181 01:26:18,883 --> 01:26:22,011 Just another one of our little fights. 1182 01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:25,763 That boy Eric will ruin our lives. 1183 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:28,808 First he hurt Richard and stole his duties. 1184 01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,895 And then you give it to him Alexander's work. 1185 01:26:31,604 --> 01:26:34,480 That's not fair on the boys, Humph. 1186 01:26:34,481 --> 01:26:35,607 They are our sons! 1187 01:26:35,608 --> 01:26:38,109 Shut the hell up. 1188 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,861 Is that all you want from me? 1189 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,279 To keep quiet and move on. 1190 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,448 Get rid of him. 1191 01:26:43,449 --> 01:26:45,701 Or I'll tell everyone about our relationship. 1192 01:26:47,912 --> 01:26:48,912 Edna. 1193 01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:50,664 Darling. 1194 01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:52,708 Please. 1195 01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:54,292 Not. 1196 01:26:54,293 --> 01:26:55,878 Be reasonable. 1197 01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,631 Not. 1198 01:27:00,132 --> 01:27:00,966 Humphrey? 1199 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:05,054 my god 1200 01:27:06,013 --> 01:27:08,014 No... Don't touch it. 1201 01:27:08,015 --> 01:27:11,143 - I'll call for help. - No time. 1202 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:13,561 Shoot her. 1203 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:15,898 Yes, yes. 1204 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:23,363 It didn't work. 1205 01:27:23,364 --> 01:27:24,405 It doesn't matter. 1206 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:27,534 You have to take out my bullets. Take that acid. 1207 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:29,745 We can melt them. 1208 01:27:31,622 --> 01:27:34,082 I just need to calm down. 1209 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,584 COMMON POISON DEADLY AND DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE 1210 01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:40,464 Do it. 1211 01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:47,220 - It burns me. - You're still bleeding. 1212 01:27:47,221 --> 01:27:50,432 Quickly. You have to stop blood leaking from my brain. 1213 01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:53,394 Use a tie-down strap on my neck. 1214 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,360 It doesn't work. 1215 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:31,139 That's when I decided to accommodate you. 1216 01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:36,770 No one cares if an orphan end up in prison. 1217 01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,272 Or dead. 1218 01:28:39,273 --> 01:28:40,690 Who? 1219 01:28:40,691 --> 01:28:43,484 Imprisonment or death. 1220 01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:44,403 Not. 1221 01:28:45,154 --> 01:28:46,655 Inspector Kual. 1222 01:28:47,573 --> 01:28:48,615 Have you heard her? 1223 01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,369 Of course I did. 1224 01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:59,084 Madam, you are under arrest for murder. 1225 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:04,922 For better or for worse. 1226 01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:06,258 Until death do us part. 1227 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,885 Until death do us part. 1228 01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:09,970 Stop the wedding! 1229 01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:13,306 - What the fuck is going on? - What the fuck is going on? 1230 01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:16,225 What the fuck is going on? Eric? 1231 01:29:16,226 --> 01:29:18,145 You don't have to marry Archibald. 1232 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:21,397 Get this killer out of here. 1233 01:29:21,398 --> 01:29:22,900 He is not a murderer. 1234 01:29:24,485 --> 01:29:26,612 This is Mrs. McAllister. 1235 01:29:27,988 --> 01:29:30,448 Archibald is not the rightful heir Fackham Hall. 1236 01:29:30,449 --> 01:29:32,075 What? 1237 01:29:32,076 --> 01:29:34,870 I have a letter that explains everything. 1238 01:29:36,747 --> 01:29:37,831 Mom. 1239 01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:41,877 It's me. Nathaniel. 1240 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,549 My son. You're alive. 1241 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:50,427 Does that mean that...? 1242 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:52,679 That we can be together. 1243 01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:57,559 And that you and your family can stay at Fackham Hall. 1244 01:29:59,311 --> 01:30:03,231 Well, I always preferred to be anyway 1245 01:30:03,232 --> 01:30:04,274 - an only child. - No. 1246 01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,448 You're a really bad shooter, really. 1247 01:30:12,449 --> 01:30:14,575 - Well... - You're going to jail. 1248 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:18,996 - What? Who? - For you, it's Inspector Kual. 1249 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,540 - Get your hands off me. - Can we 1250 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:23,251 pick up where we left off, but with him? 1251 01:30:23,252 --> 01:30:25,169 Of course, certainly. Where did we stop? 1252 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:27,463 - If you had let me go! - Rose Davenport, 1253 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:31,050 are you taking Eric Nitko, also famous as Nathaniel Davenport, 1254 01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:33,720 - for your husband? - I'm taking it. 1255 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:38,558 Eric Nobody, also famous as Nathaniel Davenport, 1256 01:30:38,559 --> 01:30:41,727 are you taking Rose Davenport for your wife? 1257 01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:42,770 I take it. 1258 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,356 Then I pronounce you husband and wife. 1259 01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:46,567 You can kiss choir boys. 1260 01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:53,991 You can kiss. Choir boys please sing Hail Mary. 1261 01:30:57,786 --> 01:30:59,705 Fackham Hall is safe. 1262 01:31:00,622 --> 01:31:01,790 Bravo. 1263 01:31:10,924 --> 01:31:15,470 I don't think we've met. J.R.R. Tolkien, writer. 1264 01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:18,556 Bill. Bill Bobolson. 1265 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:20,100 What a good name. 1266 01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:24,562 Bilbo Bolson. 1267 01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:26,273 And this is a donkey with whom I have sex. 1268 01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:32,738 Okay, I wrote it down. 1269 01:31:38,202 --> 01:31:42,455 Love can transcend every border. 1270 01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:45,166 There is nothing more powerful... 1271 01:31:45,167 --> 01:31:48,670 ...except, in this case, birthright. 1272 01:31:50,172 --> 01:31:52,089 You may be wondering how I got access 1273 01:31:52,090 --> 01:31:54,175 so much of what happened at Fackham Hall... 1274 01:31:54,176 --> 01:31:56,302 - More to the right. - ...that fateful week. 1275 01:31:56,303 --> 01:31:57,720 - Perfect. - That, dear friends, 1276 01:31:57,721 --> 01:32:00,806 - because I was there. - One, two... 1277 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:04,352 - Fackham Hall. - And who am I? Nobody. 1278 01:32:04,353 --> 01:32:06,854 Rose Davenport Nobody. 1279 01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:09,190 Fackham Hall. 1280 01:32:09,191 --> 01:32:11,067 And this... 1281 01:32:11,068 --> 01:32:13,445 is my story. 1282 01:32:14,738 --> 01:32:20,661 BONAPARTE'S GREAT-GRANDAUN: 1725-2025. 1283 01:32:21,828 --> 01:32:24,664 ARCHIBALD COULDN'T STAND LIFE AFTER THE SECOND HUMILIATION 1284 01:32:24,665 --> 01:32:27,833 AND YOU SHOT HER IN THE HEAD WITH A RIFLE. HE MISSED. 1285 01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:30,419 SHE LEFT POPPY 22 MORE ENGAGED IN FRONT OF THE ALTAR. 1286 01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:33,839 SHE BROKEN A FAMILY TRADITION MARRIED ANOTHER COUSIN. 1287 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:36,467 LADY DAVENPORT SACRED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 1288 01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:39,845 REPEAL CAMPAIGNS A REAL VOICE FOR WOMEN. 1289 01:32:39,846 --> 01:32:45,851 THE VICAR SADLY DIED IN APRIL 1945 IN THE BUNKER IN BERLIN. 1290 01:32:45,852 --> 01:32:49,355 DARVESH DIED IN WWII WAR AT HIS HOME IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE, 1291 01:32:49,356 --> 01:32:51,857 TIGHTENING THE PICTURE FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE. 1292 01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:53,025 AFTER READING THE HOBBIT, 1293 01:32:53,026 --> 01:32:54,902 BILL BOBOLSÓN, CONVICTED OF RAPING DONKEYS, 1294 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:57,863 HE SUED THE WRITER J.R.R. TOLKIEN DUE TO DAMAGE TO GOOD REPUTATION. 1295 01:32:57,864 --> 01:32:59,657 ROSE AND ERIC'S WISH IT CAME TRUE. 1296 01:32:59,658 --> 01:33:02,618 THEY HAD A HONEYMOON AT THE MOST ROMANTIC PLACE IN THE WORLD. 1297 01:33:02,619 --> 01:33:03,869 BLACKPOOL. 1298 01:33:03,870 --> 01:33:09,751 LORD DAVENPORT IS STILL DEAD.