1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,470 America's most wanted. Have you seen this man? 2 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,795 (Police radio, sirens) 3 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,555 'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.' 4 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,075 What is art? 5 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,671 I dunno but I think it has got something to do with the gays. 6 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:43,236 Whatever. I is come to New York to find out more. Check it. 7 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,156 What is art "now... voo"? 8 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,634 Nowvoo. Nowvo. Nowvo? 9 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,671 - Art nouveau. - Whatever. 10 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,188 Yeah, whatever. Whatever. 11 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,789 Er, art nouveau was a style, er... 12 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,879 toward the end of the 19th century. 13 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,751 (Ali) What is art deco? 14 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,712 New York is an art deco city, you might say. 15 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,830 So what is Art Garfunkel? 16 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,759 Art Garfunkel is Art Garfunkel, he's just a singer. 17 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:27,113 - Ain't that confusing for young people? - It would astonish me if it were. 18 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:31,438 I once painted me Julie with some chocolate body paint. 19 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,198 Is that art? 20 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,199 The interesting question is not yes or no but why. 21 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,791 Well, I did it because I thought it would turn her on 22 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:46,470 but it didn't even taste of chocolate and it looked like she'd shat the bed. 23 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,990 It might still have been art but it didn't do what you wanted. 24 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:58,078 - What is acting? - Oh. 25 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,111 Not a good question. 26 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,720 The camera hates "acting". 27 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,558 - What's this? - That's old-fashioned acting, 28 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,115 where you're indicating, acting in quotes. Those are quotes. 29 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,957 - Quotes? - Quotation marks. 30 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,958 - I thought they was ears. - That's correct. 31 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:20,120 Why is it that hoes is better actors than men? 32 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,311 Uh... 33 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,998 I should tell you, as dean of the Actors Studio Drama School, 34 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:34,272 that I don't use words like "hoes" and I hate them. Honestly. 35 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,710 - All right. Bitches. - I know it's the vernacular... 36 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,512 I hate words like "bitches". 37 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,712 But why is it that woman is so good at pretending to be upset? 38 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,877 Like, "Oh, Ali, you has forgotten me birthday! 39 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,708 "Oh, you has slept with me best friend!" You know, crying. 40 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,512 Has you ever met Robert De Niros? 41 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,996 - Robert De Niro was on my show. - Whoa! 42 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,679 He is the bomb, man! He is so good! 43 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,790 Robert De Niro is a genius. 44 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,638 - Has you've seen Analyze This? - Oh, yeah. 45 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,910 Oh, him doing his thing! 46 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,951 I've had them both on my show. 47 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,879 What does he say? "No, you, you, you. No, you. You," 48 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,037 to the other one with the beard who ain't that good. 49 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:24,790 You asked about the Actors Studio. Go see Taxi Driver. 50 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,435 - Is it better than Analyze This? - Yes. 51 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,948 Has you ever cried watching a movie? 52 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,470 - Of course. I'm a pushover. - You has cried? (Laughs) 53 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,353 What are you laughing at? I cry if I'm moved. 54 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,630 Does you want to redo that bit? 55 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,910 You don't want them to know that. 56 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,599 - You're gonna...? - Has you ever cried? 57 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,757 You're gonna call me a fifi boy for crying in a movie? 58 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,234 It is a bit over the hill and round the bend. 59 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,952 Jesus, no. 60 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,349 Jesus, no! 61 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,392 Has you ever interviewed Shakespeares? 62 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,431 - William Shakespeare? - No doubt. 63 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,471 He died about 400 years ago. 64 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,352 No, he ain't, cos I has seen him at... 65 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,790 - On the telly? - No, on the theatre. 66 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,752 The school made us go to see William Shakespeare. 67 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,473 You saw somebody playing Shakespeare. 68 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,398 I didn't like it and me left after half an hour. 69 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:24,195 Well, they chucked me out cos I was shining one of them laser pens 70 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,470 on Shakespeare's head. 71 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,875 - But... - Respect. Shame on you. 72 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,354 ( 73 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,189 (Borat) Did the premier Bush come from south? 74 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,390 (Woman) Yes, George Bush is from Texas. 75 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,512 - Ah, is good! - And I went to school with Barbara Bush 76 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,959 at Ashley Hall here. 77 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,991 - Barbara Bush? - Yes. 78 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:15,318 "Bush" in Kazakhstan... We laugh when we hear the name, 79 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:19,638 because bush mean the hair around... 80 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,353 er, the testes satchel. 81 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:30,389 And, er, Barbara, we say in Kazakhstan mean "to eat"! 82 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:36,151 So it is like Barbara Bush is to eat the hair from a testes satchel! 83 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,191 Is good. 84 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,597 This is the spring house. 85 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,949 - Go on in! - Hello. 86 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,594 This is a very ancient kind of tool. 87 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,474 But it is a shame now to use this primitive tool. 88 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,556 We now have a machine, 89 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:59,276 it can chop wood, er... without man. 90 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,073 OK, you have to understand what we're about. 91 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,509 This is the 18th century, OK? 92 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,711 - I am a historic interpreter. - You are a slave? 93 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,550 I am not. I am a historic interpreter. I am a museum educator. 94 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,592 - Can I buy you? - No, I'm afraid you can't. 95 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:20,998 In Kazakhstan, we think USA very technology, very good 96 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,430 and now I see is very primitive. 97 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,869 This is 200 years ago. 98 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:31,311 We are not in the year 2002 here. We are... 99 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:37,037 This is a time machine back to the year 1750 or 1760. 100 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,230 You make a time machine? 101 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,352 - Can you please explain to him? - I'm trying hard. 102 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,279 He keeps telling me about buying a slave. We don't do that! 103 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,949 - It hasn't been done since 1865. - This is a historic site. 104 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,389 Do you understand what that is? 105 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,874 This is an outdoor museum. 106 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,956 I like you. Do you like me? 107 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,991 I'm not sure! 108 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,713 We're gonna see the milking of a cow now. 109 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,399 - This is a man or a woman? - I don't know. 110 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,908 - You don't know? - I think it's a woman. 111 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,918 It is not so clear. How do we find out? 112 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,190 - I'll find out. - Find out. 113 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,390 Why do you throw the milk away? 114 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:18,149 I think it was given some medicine so it's not fit to drink. 115 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,191 Oh, all right. 116 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,231 I'm not really sure. 117 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,593 - What is it? - A woman. 118 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,632 You think it's a woman? It is not so clear. 119 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:33,593 Do they always have girls like you milking the cows? 120 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,835 - Yes. - Mm-hm. 121 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,678 But why is she wearing clothes like a man? 122 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,075 Cos they all do when working here. 123 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,157 - She is, er... - No, she's not! 124 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,476 ( 125 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,354 - Chinqui - How are you doing there, Borat? 126 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,992 Good. 127 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,235 - You are a cowboy? - Yep. 128 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,396 - You are a cowboy? - I'm a cowboy. 129 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,670 - High five! Down low! - (Laughs) 130 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,472 Too slow! 131 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,229 - Swing at the steer. - Wow! 132 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,236 - Swing in big circles. - Yes. 133 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,475 Like this. 134 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,189 Yes. 135 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,878 - Yes. - See? 136 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,478 - Yes. - You got it now? 137 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,909 - Yes. - OK, I'm gonna turn it loose. 138 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,758 Keep it going. 139 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,995 - You OK? - I'm OK. 140 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,240 Then you have to throw it at the steer. 141 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,276 ( 142 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,709 How many are... 143 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:49,959 punch punch you take to a cow before it fall? 144 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,992 Me, er, is eleven my record. 145 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,237 No, I hit a goat one time. Never hit a cow. 146 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:00,910 I once, er, carry a woman against her will 147 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,350 for near one mile. 148 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,197 - You did? - Yes. 149 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,232 He carried a woman against her will for one mile. 150 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,999 - Really? - Why did you do that? 151 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,350 - To show her my home. - Oh, OK. 152 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,351 Did she like it when she got there? 153 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,472 - Yes. She my wife now. - She's your wife now? 154 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,511 I have a wife. 155 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,597 - Oh, that's sweet. - You want to see her picture? 156 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,631 - Yes. - Yes. 157 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:40,593 (Borat) This is her. (Woman) Oh, she's pretty. 158 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,359 - Yes. - She couldn't come with you? 159 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,793 - Did you know that was in there? - Yes! My wife! 160 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,798 Is not for lady to see. 161 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,834 That's more of your wife than I wanted to see! 162 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,678 - My wife. - Oh, this is your wife? Wow. 163 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,280 Don't be lookin' at all those pictures. 164 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,072 Huh? Whoo, geez. 165 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,793 (Borat) Yes. She is a nice. 166 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,796 Well, she's nice, son. 167 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,638 Yes, she's nice. Do not show your wife. 168 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,674 Booyakasha, check this out, yo. 169 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,236 I is here with my main woman, Naomi Wolf. 170 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:27,114 She be well important feminist 171 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:32,439 and has like written nuff books about... that kind of stuff. 172 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:37,076 Do you think that women should have equal rights in the workplace? 173 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,031 Yeah. Do you? 174 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,833 Ain't there the problem that if they get them there 175 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,758 then they is gonna start asking for them at home? 176 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,155 Yeah. And what's wrong with that? 177 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,112 Research has shown - this is my favourite statistic - 178 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,754 that the most erotic thing a man can do for a woman 179 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,360 - is the dishes, is housework. - The dishes? 180 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,029 - After she's had a child. - I thought it was the figure of eight. 181 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,719 - When you... - Oh! 182 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,514 - Well, that's good before... - Cos that is what I use, baby. 183 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,916 All right, then, no offence but if you is so equal, 184 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:14,432 how come even the things you claim you is better at men at, 185 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,836 like cooking, you know, you ain't? 186 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,598 Who says women are better cooks? 187 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:24,270 All the best chefs in the world is men, like Colonel Sanders, 188 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,311 Ronald McDonald, 189 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:30,638 them is a million times better than Wendy. 190 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:35,993 Yes, very good question. I never claimed women are better cooks than men, 191 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,315 the great chefs have all been men. 192 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,237 ( 193 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,430 194 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,675 195 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:49,635 Do you reckon now that women has got more job h'opportunities than men? 196 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,432 No, I do not. 197 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,029 Cos you has got all the lap dancers, all the bitch... 198 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:59,835 the woman in the rap videos, whatever, strippers, you know. 199 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,236 Countries in eastern Europe are collapsing and women like me... 200 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,397 - For real. ...have to sell sex in order to... 201 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,954 - For real. ...look after their children. 202 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,798 But if you did, you would make loads. 203 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,195 I hope you never have to. 204 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,118 Well, thank you for the compliment, 205 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,549 I appreciate that cos I'm almost 40, 206 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:24,037 so that's nice that I could possibly take to the streets. 207 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,036 But let me tell you, honestly, 208 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,675 how would you feel if you had to sell sex, your sex? 209 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,995 What, if people paid me for sex? 210 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,031 - No, honestly. - Wicked, man. 211 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,197 - I would be there every day. - Yeah, right. 212 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,233 I would be at the office 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 213 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,872 3-6-9. 214 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,911 Would you call a woman a bitch? 215 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:49,272 Would you say "You're my bitch" and expect her to feel respected? 216 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:54,838 With me Julie... I has got a girlfriend and I do sometimes call her me bitch 217 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,590 but, you know, in the bedroom them words come out 218 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,915 and she ain't got a problem with it. 219 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,793 Mm-hm, OK. 220 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,513 Um... gee, I'm kind of speechless. 221 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,233 Not a bitch, I is calling her my bitch. 222 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,714 I'm sorry, OK. "My bitch." 223 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,639 OK. Um, you know, I guess we're speaking at cross-purposes 224 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,389 because I'm so offended by this I can't even tell you. 225 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:29,069 Yo. So diggety-check yourself before you wreck yourself 226 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,714 because I is here with four people 227 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:36,356 who has all thought about something called religion. 228 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,870 How powerful... 229 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,275 is God? 230 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,073 I think there is a power. Uh... 231 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,432 I think most people at some point experience that power, 232 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,155 they draw upon something that seems larger than themselves. 233 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,670 Can God do better stuff than David Blaines? 234 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,598 You're asking God to make square circles. 235 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,200 God can't do impossible things. 236 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,994 There've always been magicians and there always will be 237 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,795 and some of them claim to be really producing magic. 238 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:15,152 So ain't God just like an over-hyped David Blaines? 239 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:19,671 No. And a lot of people would find that suggestion very offensive. 240 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,109 Yo, sorry. 241 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,517 If God has got all these amazing powers, why don't he flex it every day? 242 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,357 If you has got it, flaunt it. 243 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,870 Me mate Dave's got a nine-incher, he gets it out all the time. 244 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,753 God should be showing his powers. 245 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,996 Let's talk about this man, the main man, 246 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,793 the mack daddy of the Christian thing. 247 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,071 - What was his name again? - Jesus Christ. 248 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,155 Why did Jesus go round with all them reindeers? 249 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,636 I'm not sure I've seen the same images you've seen, 250 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,275 I think you're confusing him with Santa Claus. 251 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,472 So does Jesus really exist? Or is it just your father dressed up? 252 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,638 Yes, Jesus exists as the second person 253 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,877 of what we believe to be the Triune God. 254 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:14,119 Is it true that he was born in a stable? 255 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:19,632 It's possible he was born in those kind of simple circumstances, 256 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,912 - no room in the inn, that sort of thing. - There was no room in the... 257 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,475 Well, that's cos it was Christmas, innit? 258 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,511 (Ali) Let's talk about marriage. 259 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:34,156 Would you ever marry a Jewish girl? 260 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,829 I've chosen not to marry. I've chosen... 261 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,792 - Just to play around? ...a celibate life. 262 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,832 So how many months has you been celibate? 263 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,189 - 52 years. - So you ain't done it for... 264 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,800 That's right. That's right. 265 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:53,675 And I can tell you, there's more to life than sex. 266 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,429 Would you, as a gesture... 267 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,348 of bringing us together, marry her? 268 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,517 There are other ways of doing that than marriage. 269 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:11,430 What if she was a bit fitter? Would you consider marrying her then? 270 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,155 I am considering marriage not at all. 271 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,715 People out there see people who is meant to be religious 272 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,876 behaving in an unreligious way. 273 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:25,675 Ain't it hypocriticalist that so many nuns also work part-time as strippers? 274 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:30,077 Well, I don't think you can demonstrate that statistically. 275 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,873 - Yo... - That's an absurd statement. 276 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,117 No, it ain't. I has been at my mate Ricky C's 21 st 277 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,276 and there was this nun that came in 278 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,198 and ten minutes later she had her babylons out 279 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,038 and was whipping shaving cream off his batty. 280 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,392 You said so many nuns work as strippers and then you say this one. 281 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,670 She said her name was Sister Fister. 282 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,678 Was it part of her act or really who she was? 283 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:58,350 I would prefer that you move off this topic because I find it offensive. 284 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,358 It's not documented by any evidence. 285 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,870 - I has got a video of it. - It's hearsay. It's hearsay. 286 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:09,118 Yo, so me just wanna say big up all yourselves, respect. 287 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,310 This has been well interesting. 288 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,956 It's been deep, it's been everything, at times it has been boring. 289 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,594 But that's life, innit? And that's deep. 290 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,392 Keep it real. 291 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,955 And you lot out there, listen up to what has been said 292 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,514 and think about it for yourself. 293 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:30,314 'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.' 294 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,236 ( 295 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,992 Vassup? 296 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,349 Being gay is the new coolest thing 297 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,836 so that's why I've come to the gayest part of America, 298 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,757 Alabama! 299 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,592 300 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,552 301 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,433 302 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,597 All right. 303 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,029 (Jeering) 304 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,310 (Crowd booing) 305 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,992 You're embarrassing all 85,000 people here! Get off our field! 306 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,632 I'm just dancing! 307 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,148 Now I'm here... What's your name? 308 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,997 - What? - What's your name? 309 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,031 Shaud Williams. 310 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,594 Great. Shite? 311 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,153 Shaud. 312 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,430 - Shaud? - Shaud Williams. 313 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,552 Shaud. So Shaudie, what position do you play? 314 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,397 I play running back. 315 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,670 So what do you say to the people 316 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,757 who see you are so powerful in your physique, 317 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,759 have powerful thighs and pectoral muscles, 318 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,837 and wonder what your Schwanzenstück is like? 319 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:13,749 Uh, I don't know. I've never been put in that situation. 320 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,678 Are you allowed to date other members of the team 321 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,234 or do you have to wait till the season is over? 322 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:23,910 What? No, there's nobody on the team like that. 323 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,794 So you must realise that you have many fans out in Austria. 324 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,152 They just would do anything to spend the night with you. 325 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,555 What do you say to those guys? 326 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:39,549 I'm not gay so I'm not gonna spend any night with any guy, so... 327 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,910 So do you have a message to Austria's gay community? 328 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,997 Yeah, I'm not gay, so don't come looking for me. 329 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,830 What does freedom mean to you? 330 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,156 Freedom means being able to do and say what you want 331 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,398 without government looking over you, without its hand in your pocket, 332 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,718 - the Jewish hand in your pocket. - Yes. Juden. 333 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:12,392 - Now in Austria, the government is run... - By Jews. 334 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,273 Freedom in Austria is a lot about 335 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,676 being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend, 336 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,599 just holding hands without people staring at us. 337 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,029 Is that what you're campaigning for? 338 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,709 I'm not too hot on your right to hold hands with your boyfriend 339 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,751 but what you do in your home, 340 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,995 as long as you stay away from my kids, 341 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,235 I have no problem with what you do. 342 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,317 You try to recruit my kids in any way, 343 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,476 then you would have a problem with me. 344 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,399 So, Clay, you've got a very manly look. 345 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,352 - When did you get to be so cute? - When I was born. 346 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,119 You are so good-looking and don't you know it? 347 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,276 I like women. Thank you, anyway. 348 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:57,678 - So you are bi? - No, I'm not bi. And I'm not gay. 349 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:02,999 And if you're going to speak on that subject, you can take a hike. 350 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,110 You're not my type. 351 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,151 Is it because I'm too fat? 352 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,953 - No. - But is it what I...? 353 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,356 - I've been jetlagged, I look... - Interview's over. 354 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,871 You wanna be a professional, be one, don't be some fucking fag. 355 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,430 Me has got one other request which me would love you to do. 356 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,553 Me wanna get all, like, respected people 357 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,639 to do two lines of a rap. So I has written something like that. 358 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,992 "Word up, me name be James Lipton..." I spelt it wrong. 359 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,998 "Givin' mad props..." You know mad props is? Respect. 360 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,634 - Yeah, I know. - "...mad props to Shakespeare. 361 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,355 "Check it, just cos you like acting..." That's to them out there. 362 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,879 "...it don't mean you is a queer." 363 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,514 No. I'm gonna do another one. 364 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,069 (Beatboxing) 365 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,315 366 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,590 367 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,279 368 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,151 369 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,351 370 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,675 Ch-ch-chk! Fresh!