1 00:00:14,952 --> 00:00:18,422 America's most wanted. Have you seen this man? 2 00:00:18,472 --> 00:00:20,747 (Police radios, sirens) 3 00:00:23,912 --> 00:00:27,507 'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.' 4 00:00:31,672 --> 00:00:34,982 Yo. Science. 5 00:00:35,032 --> 00:00:37,023 What is it all about? 6 00:00:37,072 --> 00:00:40,826 Techmology. What is that all about? 7 00:00:40,872 --> 00:00:44,342 Is it good or is it whack? 8 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:48,431 There is a bloke from round my hood, Staines, 9 00:00:48,472 --> 00:00:52,943 called Rainbow Jeremy, who reject everything to do with science. 10 00:00:52,992 --> 00:00:56,746 He just chill at home, he smoke his own home-grown, 11 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:59,750 and check this - he don't have a telly. 12 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:02,704 I ain't shitting you. He don't have a telly. 13 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:04,822 He lives in a house, though. 14 00:01:04,872 --> 00:01:07,386 That house is a product of technology. 15 00:01:07,432 --> 00:01:10,071 He got no techmology, you can check his website. 16 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:13,070 - The house itself... - He wears clothes, shoes. 17 00:01:13,112 --> 00:01:14,864 - (Ali) What? - He eats food. 18 00:01:14,912 --> 00:01:19,030 Has computers made our lives better? 19 00:01:19,072 --> 00:01:21,142 There's no question about it. 20 00:01:21,192 --> 00:01:24,025 Will computers ever be able to work out 21 00:01:24,072 --> 00:01:27,747 what nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine 22 00:01:27,792 --> 00:01:30,864 nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine 23 00:01:30,912 --> 00:01:34,621 nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine 24 00:01:34,672 --> 00:01:38,711 nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine 25 00:01:38,752 --> 00:01:40,708 multiplied by 26 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,824 - nine nine nine nine nine... - (Muttering) 27 00:01:43,872 --> 00:01:46,102 You don't know what I was going to say. 28 00:01:46,152 --> 00:01:50,703 Nine nine eight nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine 29 00:01:50,752 --> 00:01:52,822 point eight eight nine 30 00:01:52,872 --> 00:01:57,582 nine eight eight nine nine nine nine nine nine nine 31 00:01:57,632 --> 00:02:01,307 nine nine nine nine nine nine. 32 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:04,185 - The answer's yes. - The most powerful computer 33 00:02:04,232 --> 00:02:07,542 does 36 trillion operations a second. 34 00:02:07,592 --> 00:02:10,743 So would it be able to multiply 35 00:02:10,792 --> 00:02:15,183 ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten... 36 00:02:15,232 --> 00:02:17,541 - Yes. Yes. ...ten ten ten ten ten ten ten 37 00:02:17,592 --> 00:02:21,028 - ten ten ten ten ten ten ten... - Yes. Yes. 38 00:02:21,072 --> 00:02:24,428 You don't know what I was gonna say. Multiply... You don't know. 39 00:02:24,472 --> 00:02:27,589 ...ten ten ten ten 11... - (Coates) Makes no difference. 40 00:02:27,632 --> 00:02:29,748 - It makes no difference... ...11, 12... 41 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:32,465 - The computer will handle it. ...18, 19, 20... 42 00:02:32,512 --> 00:02:34,628 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 43 00:02:34,672 --> 00:02:37,823 - 100, 100, 100 million... - Yes. 44 00:02:37,872 --> 00:02:39,942 ...thousand million. - Yes. Yes. 45 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:42,552 Any numbers you want, it will be able to multiply. 46 00:02:42,592 --> 00:02:46,267 Point nine nine nine nine eight, without blowing up? 47 00:02:46,312 --> 00:02:49,031 - Yes. - Gonna move it on a little bit. 48 00:02:49,072 --> 00:02:51,745 Where did men come from? 49 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:54,067 Man evolved out of lower species, 50 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:58,071 in the way that all species evolved out of lower species. 51 00:02:58,112 --> 00:03:00,182 - This is ridiculous. - What? 52 00:03:00,232 --> 00:03:02,985 He's welcome to believe his grandpa was Lucy 53 00:03:03,032 --> 00:03:05,990 and came down from a tree but that is pure religion. 54 00:03:06,032 --> 00:03:08,865 So you is saying we ain't come down from monkeys? 55 00:03:08,912 --> 00:03:12,109 Monkeys have babies. Why don't they have a human? 56 00:03:12,152 --> 00:03:15,110 - We're Homo sapiens and... - Well, yo... I ain't. 57 00:03:15,152 --> 00:03:19,065 I just wanna make clear, cos this is going out on the TV, 58 00:03:19,112 --> 00:03:22,866 that I don't do that stuff, I ain't got nothing against you. 59 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:25,870 It's the Homo that threw him off. Explain that. 60 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:27,903 It is a scientific nomenclature 61 00:03:27,952 --> 00:03:31,945 that describes who we are as part of a phyla or a stream. 62 00:03:31,992 --> 00:03:35,985 - It goes hominid, hominoid... - Different names for it. 63 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:39,820 - We're all Homo sapiens. - My wife is a Homo sapien. 64 00:03:39,872 --> 00:03:42,591 - But that's not homosexual. - Respec'. 65 00:03:42,632 --> 00:03:45,510 Well, it's just a way of describing who we are. 66 00:03:45,552 --> 00:03:49,625 That's it, you know. I... I wanna make clear, respec' for coming on. 67 00:03:49,672 --> 00:03:53,142 I won't treat you differently now that that has come out. 68 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,706 - That's safe. - It has nothing to do with... 69 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:59,108 You're confused here. Let's settle the confusion. 70 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:01,382 All of people in the whole world 71 00:04:01,432 --> 00:04:05,220 the biologists have in a group called Homo. 72 00:04:05,272 --> 00:04:09,868 And the particular human group below that is sapiens. 73 00:04:09,912 --> 00:04:14,667 And all that is Greek. It just means the Greek word for "man, smart". 74 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,227 - A lot of them is talented... - It's not about homosexuals. 75 00:04:18,272 --> 00:04:21,582 It has nothing to do with homos that you meet on the street. 76 00:04:21,632 --> 00:04:23,748 It's a different lingo. 77 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:27,705 - But... so is... is you a... - (Hovind) My point is... 78 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:30,949 ...one of the homo lot? - I am a Homo sapien, 79 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:33,062 all humans are Homo sapiens. 80 00:04:33,112 --> 00:04:35,262 - OK? You are too. - Yo, yo. 81 00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:40,625 The term Homo in Homo sapien has nothing at all to do with sex. 82 00:04:40,672 --> 00:04:45,826 All right. Let's talk about when technology goes horribly wrong. 83 00:04:45,872 --> 00:04:48,386 Is there techmologies that you won't use? 84 00:04:48,432 --> 00:04:52,220 Er, I try to avoid foods that have pesticide residues on them. 85 00:04:52,272 --> 00:04:55,309 No disrespect or whatever, but does you use a toilet 86 00:04:55,352 --> 00:04:57,343 or does you just drop one in a hole? 87 00:04:57,392 --> 00:05:00,589 I use the toilet, like I assume everybody here does. 88 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:03,385 You'd use it but would you flush? 89 00:05:03,432 --> 00:05:05,992 Certainly, yeah, absolutely. 90 00:05:06,032 --> 00:05:10,423 So would you use a toilet or does you just drop it in a hole? 91 00:05:10,472 --> 00:05:14,704 I've been to places with no toilets and I'm glad to get back to America. 92 00:05:14,752 --> 00:05:17,869 - So would you flush? - Oh, sure. 93 00:05:17,912 --> 00:05:21,063 You should have a septic system to handle the waste. 94 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,900 You say that but there's evidence backstage to the contrary. 95 00:05:24,952 --> 00:05:28,740 - Was it... was it you? - What are you talking about? 96 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:30,783 You know what I is talking about. 97 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:33,392 - No, I have no clue. - The floater. 98 00:05:35,432 --> 00:05:38,026 Covering it with paper don't make it OK. 99 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:41,189 That goes for the rest of you, whoever it was. 100 00:05:41,232 --> 00:05:43,746 I ain't accusing but I has my suspicions. 101 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:47,387 I don't... It was not me, if that's what you're saying. 102 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:50,583 If I understand you, which I don't part of the time. 103 00:05:50,632 --> 00:05:53,544 You know what I is talking about. If it was, shame on you. 104 00:05:53,592 --> 00:05:58,586 - Still... you're very confusing. - I ain't pointing fingers. 105 00:05:58,632 --> 00:06:01,749 But is you the one backstage that didn't flush? 106 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:05,705 - No, sir. - (Ali) You know what I mean. 107 00:06:05,752 --> 00:06:08,789 Why you would talk about that on TV blows my mind. 108 00:06:08,832 --> 00:06:12,586 Just saying, out of respect, and we was talking about respect, 109 00:06:12,632 --> 00:06:16,307 whoever it was, and I ain't... I don't care, let's just... 110 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:19,025 - Then move on. - (Ali) Let's put it aside. 111 00:06:19,072 --> 00:06:22,860 But that ain't right. Shame on you. 112 00:06:22,912 --> 00:06:27,110 I didn't do it. Don't say shame on me. I didn't do anything. 113 00:06:27,152 --> 00:06:29,825 Just wanna thank you all for coming on 'ere. 114 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:33,023 This was very interesting. Keep it real. 115 00:06:33,072 --> 00:06:34,869 I. Respect. 116 00:06:34,912 --> 00:06:36,550 - Respec'. - Respect. 117 00:06:36,592 --> 00:06:38,071 Respec'. 118 00:06:38,112 --> 00:06:39,670 - Respec'. - Respect. 119 00:06:43,392 --> 00:06:46,270 ( 120 00:07:03,992 --> 00:07:06,506 Yekshemesh. Hello. 121 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:12,070 In Kazakhstan, as we know, the new age began in May 1992, 122 00:07:12,112 --> 00:07:15,343 when it became legal for women to wear trousers, 123 00:07:15,392 --> 00:07:19,067 speak in public and travel on inside of bus. 124 00:07:19,112 --> 00:07:22,229 Here, in America, it means something different. 125 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:32,387 I'm gonna check your chakra energy centres with the pendulum 126 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:35,469 to see which ones are needing to be balanced. 127 00:07:35,512 --> 00:07:37,980 So there is no hand relief? 128 00:07:38,032 --> 00:07:41,502 Not a massage, just like this. Hands on, touching. 129 00:07:42,552 --> 00:07:45,669 Your solar plexus is not open. 130 00:07:45,712 --> 00:07:52,026 Er, last night, I eat, er... 12, how you say, beef jerky. 131 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,791 - Mm. It gave you indigestion? - Jerky. 132 00:07:54,832 --> 00:07:58,188 - It make it come like water. - OK. OK. 133 00:07:58,232 --> 00:08:02,703 What I'd like to do is put some crystals around you. 134 00:08:02,752 --> 00:08:06,188 - Do hands on. - What do you mean a "hands-on"? 135 00:08:06,232 --> 00:08:08,951 Like Reiki, you put your hands on your energy... 136 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:12,746 - Like, er, Ricky Martin? - R-Reiki master, right. 137 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,067 Is, er, Ricky Martin a healer? 138 00:08:15,112 --> 00:08:20,584 Er, in the sense that he uses sound as a healing modality. 139 00:08:20,632 --> 00:08:24,989 Ricky Martin we like very much in Kazakhstan. 140 00:08:25,032 --> 00:08:27,500 So I'm gonna pull the stones off of you. 141 00:08:27,552 --> 00:08:30,544 I just wanted to show you what this does. 142 00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:34,187 - Ricky Martin will come here? - No, no. 143 00:08:34,232 --> 00:08:38,350 I said Reiki master, it's a type of oriental healing. 144 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:41,941 - You know, with hands on. - How do you know Ricky Martin? 145 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:45,428 How do I know Ricky Martin? I don't know Ricky Martin. 146 00:08:45,472 --> 00:08:48,350 Why do we talk about Ricky Martin? 147 00:08:48,392 --> 00:08:51,304 Because I was talking about... 148 00:08:51,352 --> 00:08:55,186 a type of oriental healing called Reiki. 149 00:08:55,232 --> 00:08:59,350 - And he do this... - You connected Reiki to Ricky Martin. 150 00:08:59,392 --> 00:09:02,270 - I have to pull these off. - Can we meet him? 151 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,303 - Who? - Ricky Martin. 152 00:09:04,352 --> 00:09:07,901 Ricky Martin? I don't know, do you have his address? 153 00:09:07,952 --> 00:09:10,386 - No. - Yeah, I don't either. 154 00:09:10,432 --> 00:09:13,902 ( 155 00:09:16,752 --> 00:09:20,745 This is a spirit tree, an old grandfather cottonwood tree. 156 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:23,226 Been growing here for 125 years. 157 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:28,790 In Kazakhstan, when you have important tree or oak, 158 00:09:28,832 --> 00:09:31,221 you do a water from the hràng... 159 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:33,263 - Mm-hm. Yes. ...on this. Can I do now? 160 00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:36,349 - Mark territory. Sure, please. - Thank you. 161 00:09:36,392 --> 00:09:39,782 - It's marking your territory. - It is OK for you? 162 00:09:39,832 --> 00:09:42,744 - Long as the tree doesn't mind. - Thank you. 163 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:46,068 Water here is precious, no matter what form it comes in. 164 00:09:46,112 --> 00:09:48,103 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 165 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,861 I'm gonna show you a dragon that lives in this tree, too. 166 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:56,991 (Ron) This one here, everybody loves. 167 00:10:10,032 --> 00:10:12,865 (Ron) In many ways, that is an honour to the tree, 168 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,472 to offer it water from your own body in the desert 169 00:10:15,512 --> 00:10:17,503 is about the most precious gift. 170 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:21,431 So spitting on the ground is an offering in the desert. 171 00:10:23,232 --> 00:10:26,110 Because you need your water for survival. 172 00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:37,632 (Humming) 173 00:10:37,672 --> 00:10:39,663 (Squeaks) 174 00:10:52,312 --> 00:10:54,428 Bangurhan chinqui indimogz robich. 175 00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:58,226 - Uma domovun. Bangurhan. - Ahoo. 176 00:10:58,272 --> 00:11:03,630 Dzien dobry. Not only spirit important, body, too. 177 00:11:03,672 --> 00:11:07,221 In Kazakhstan, lazy, greedy peasants 178 00:11:07,272 --> 00:11:11,663 complain they must lift heavy weights and run for many hours. 179 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:15,910 In America, stupid people pay money to do this. 180 00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:17,943 I look. 181 00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:27,746 - Hello, Borat, nice to meet you. - Hello. 182 00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,783 - How are you? - Nice to meet you. 183 00:11:29,832 --> 00:11:31,265 Welcome to Ironworks. 184 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,906 This is what you'll do. Watch me. 185 00:11:33,952 --> 00:11:35,988 - Pull and extend. - Yes. 186 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:39,229 OK? The legs. On the machine, though. 187 00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:41,547 No, on the machine. 188 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:49,150 No, you have to come back in the position, all the way up. 189 00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:51,467 Put your legs under... under here. 190 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,868 Oh... up on top. Up on top. 191 00:11:54,912 --> 00:12:00,589 Face down. No, the way you were in the beginning. 192 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,782 - No. - Yes. And now I move up? 193 00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:04,823 Yeah. 194 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:09,580 Face down. Hold the handles. OK. 195 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:12,226 This is your position. You don't move from here. 196 00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:14,706 Yes. It hurt my hràng. 197 00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:16,743 - It hurts what? - My hràng. 198 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:20,501 - Your...? - My... er, my testes satchel. 199 00:12:20,552 --> 00:12:24,067 - Your abdomen goes here. - Yes. 200 00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:27,343 The foot comes around into here. 201 00:12:29,072 --> 00:12:33,907 And you push it up, up, up, up, 202 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,943 like this. 203 00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:39,148 - So then you're running. - Yes. 204 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:43,944 And stop. 205 00:12:43,992 --> 00:12:47,302 - Yes? - This is dangerous. (Laughs) 206 00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,912 I don't think you should try. It's too dangerous. 207 00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:53,911 - Yes. - Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. 208 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,943 You must walk. 209 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,983 - Yes. - Walk faster, faster. 210 00:12:58,032 --> 00:13:01,388 There you go. Faster, there you go. 211 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,424 Now, look straight ahead and just walk. 212 00:13:04,472 --> 00:13:06,861 - Yes. - Just walk. 213 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:10,825 Walk. There you... see... walk, though. Keep walking, walk. 214 00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:13,625 Don't stop. Faster. 215 00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:16,391 There you go, there you go. Feel? 216 00:13:16,432 --> 00:13:19,868 - Yes, I fear. - Relax and just walk. 217 00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:23,028 - I relax. - Stand up. 218 00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:25,791 - There. Now you're doing it. - I relax. 219 00:13:25,832 --> 00:13:28,346 Now show your people you're doing it. 220 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:31,190 - Chinqui. - Don't stop. 221 00:13:31,232 --> 00:13:33,223 Wide, wide, wide. 222 00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:42,944 Yo! Boom, boom, shake the mofo room. 223 00:13:42,992 --> 00:13:46,143 I is 'ere with the main man of medicine. 224 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,468 Him name be C Everett Koop. 225 00:13:49,512 --> 00:13:51,946 So all you lot out there need to listen up, 226 00:13:51,992 --> 00:13:55,746 because you is as likely to be killed by an illness 227 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,783 as you is by a drive-by. 228 00:13:57,832 --> 00:14:01,029 So let's talk about the human body, 229 00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:04,985 cos after all, everyone has got one of them... 230 00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:07,262 so we is meant to believe. 231 00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:09,746 How important is the heart? 232 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:13,182 The heart is the pump that makes the blood take all the things 233 00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:16,030 you need nutritionally to all parts of your body. 234 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,303 Why is the actual heartbeat so old-fashioned? 235 00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:22,071 You know, boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom. 236 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:26,788 That's a built-in mechanism in the heart that is electrical. 237 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,905 Surely my homies would be more into looking after their heart 238 00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:34,342 if they had a beat they could relate to, like a drum'n'bass. 239 00:14:34,392 --> 00:14:36,701 You know... (lmitates drum machine) 240 00:14:38,472 --> 00:14:43,182 Then they would look after it and go, "Yo, this is me heart, respect it." 241 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:47,111 - You're way off base there. - Why can't we use techmology 242 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:52,351 and take out some of the bit - with all respect - boring organs 243 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,031 and stick in a CD player, like wicked speakers, 244 00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:57,950 booming out, you is like a walking sound system. 245 00:14:57,992 --> 00:15:01,780 - That'd be wicked, man. - It would be "wicked" is what you say. 246 00:15:01,832 --> 00:15:05,063 It would be - "impossible" is a better word. 247 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,546 What about sticking a mobile phone in there? 248 00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:10,231 Surely there's space for that? 249 00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:12,342 You don't know what you're saying. 250 00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:15,782 What would happen to your body with a cellphone in there? 251 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,266 lt'd be able to answer calls and all that. 252 00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:21,907 No, you'd start to bleed, you'd start to get infection 253 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:25,149 and before long, if nobody intervened, you'd be dead. 254 00:15:30,352 --> 00:15:35,472 - What is the brain? - It's the thing you have to have. 255 00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:38,902 - Without it, nothing else works. - Is the brain's memory any good? 256 00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:40,988 The brain's memory is perfect. 257 00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,865 So how come I can't remember me PIN number? 258 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:46,949 - Well... - I think it's got a four in it. 259 00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:50,029 I could give you a quick answer and say you're stupid. 260 00:15:50,072 --> 00:15:52,063 You know? 261 00:15:52,112 --> 00:15:54,307 That obviously ain't the real reason. 262 00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:56,343 It's the beginning of truth. 263 00:15:56,392 --> 00:16:00,431 Does all of us really have bones or is it what the media want us to believe? 264 00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:02,463 You all have bones. 265 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:04,742 Me know this is a generalisation 266 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:09,229 but why is all skeletons involved in evil stuff? 267 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,388 That's just, erm... 268 00:16:11,432 --> 00:16:14,629 Skeletons are the last thing to disappear. 269 00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:18,028 How fast do bones grow? 270 00:16:18,072 --> 00:16:21,747 They grow very remarkably until you are a certain age 271 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:26,183 and then, when you go through puberty, bones stop growing. 272 00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:30,066 How come some bones can grow in a few seconds, 273 00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:32,103 like, a few inches? 274 00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:36,065 - That can't happen. - How come the dong bone can just... 275 00:16:36,112 --> 00:16:40,264 It's not a bone. It's not a bone. 276 00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:42,462 - It is a bone, innit? - No, it isn't. 277 00:16:42,512 --> 00:16:46,300 But it grows well quickly. I has got 11 girls who can prove it. 278 00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:49,071 - They can give you evidence. - It's not bone. 279 00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:50,545 ( 280 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,708 281 00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,425 282 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,862 Do you reckon it's ever OK to end someone's life? 283 00:16:58,912 --> 00:17:01,267 No. I do not. 284 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,668 But, like with me cat when him 'ad a broken leg, me took him... 285 00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:07,590 Your cat... Your cat is not a human being. 286 00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:10,430 Well, me cat was a human being. 287 00:17:10,472 --> 00:17:14,385 No, please don't confuse me. Your cat was not a human being. 288 00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:18,187 Nobody believes a cat is a human being. 289 00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:21,702 - But it had human feelings. - No, not human feelings. 290 00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:24,186 - It was sad sometimes. - I'm sure it's sad. 291 00:17:24,232 --> 00:17:28,225 It was sad when they had to... booka it cos of the leg. 292 00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:33,470 Let's talk about a big thing - 293 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:36,072 death, D-E-F. 294 00:17:36,112 --> 00:17:40,151 I is talking about the thing that happens to you... 295 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,308 you know, a few weeks after you is alive. 296 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,343 That's bad, innit? 297 00:17:44,392 --> 00:17:47,190 You don't spell it that way. It's D-E-A-T-H. 298 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,781 So what is the chances that me will eventually die? 299 00:17:50,832 --> 00:17:53,062 That you will die? 100 per cent. 300 00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:57,344 I can guarantee that 100 per cent. You will die. 301 00:17:57,392 --> 00:18:01,465 - You is being a bit of a pessimist. - No, an absolute realist. 302 00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:03,901 I didn't realise you was a playa hata. 303 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,102 I'd like a second opinion. 304 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:09,827 There is nobody that I know who has a mind and a brain 305 00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:12,750 who doesn't know that everybody will die. 306 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,671 I like to think four out of five people is definitely gonna be... 307 00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:18,942 have the death thing happen to them. 308 00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:24,146 One out of five, Jah bless, keep going. 309 00:18:24,192 --> 00:18:27,104 Keeping it strong. 310 00:18:27,152 --> 00:18:29,268 I hope. 311 00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:32,304 You will eventually find you're wrong. 312 00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:35,583 Keep it real. Yo, big up yourself. 313 00:18:38,592 --> 00:18:40,947 (Police radio, sirens) 314 00:18:41,832 --> 00:18:44,744 Diggety check yourself before you wreck yourself. 315 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:49,388 I is here with none other than my man, Ralph Nader. 316 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:56,429 Him be the Green Party presidential candidate in the year 2000. 317 00:18:56,472 --> 00:19:00,306 So what is happening with the rainforests? 318 00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:02,547 They're being cut down, very fast. 319 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:06,187 What's the big deal? It's not like anyone ever lived in them. 320 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,383 Sure, you have a lot of native peoples who live in them. 321 00:19:09,432 --> 00:19:12,742 But surely they would be happy to get out of there. 322 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,750 It must be crap living there. No Maccy Ds, no KFCs, 323 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,908 no way to drive around anywhere, 324 00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:20,705 all these monkeys plopping on your 'ead. 325 00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:24,347 Who'd wanna stay there? You'd have to be absolutely mental. 326 00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,223 You wouldn't like it. 327 00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,661 But why would anyone wanna live there 328 00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:33,581 with the risk of a monkey dropping one on your 'ead? 329 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:38,501 The monkeys aren't eager to search out these natives and plop on them. 330 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,591 - Yeah, but it ain't impossible. - I've never heard of a case. 331 00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:44,941 How should people out there 332 00:19:44,992 --> 00:19:48,428 lessen the amount of electricity they use? 333 00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:50,508 There's a lot of waste, you know. 334 00:19:50,552 --> 00:19:53,749 You leave your house and you leave the electricity on. 335 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:57,182 Me sometimes get the electricity meter 336 00:19:57,232 --> 00:20:00,941 and me put, like, a coat hanger in one of the clogs 337 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,983 and that seems to stop it. 338 00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:07,071 - Or you can use magnets and... - And then you can't turn the lights on? 339 00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:10,229 No, you can turn the lights on but the numbers don't go up. 340 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:14,550 Yeah, that's rigging the meter, though. That's a violation. 341 00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:18,426 Do you think, if it was legal, people should do that here? 342 00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:21,623 No, it doesn't reduce the amount of electricity you use. 343 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,981 So how come the number ain't going up? 344 00:20:24,032 --> 00:20:26,751 Because you're interfering with the meter. 345 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,909 It's easy to be negative. I was only helping you out. 346 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,385 I appreciate that. 347 00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:34,549 - Is natural gases running out? - No. 348 00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:39,222 Why don't you get humanoids who make a lot of natural gas 349 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:44,630 to maybe squeeze one out into a box and use that energy? 350 00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:47,505 You already have tens of millions of cattle 351 00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:50,749 but they haven't figured out how to put a box on their asshole. 352 00:21:00,112 --> 00:21:04,469 Check it. It is eight o'clock in the morning, 353 00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:07,788 which is the earliest I has ever been up 354 00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:11,871 and I is in the middle of the fucking desert. 355 00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:16,906 Why? Cos I is at an antinuclear protest. 356 00:21:16,952 --> 00:21:21,025 Which is a subject well, well close to me heart. 357 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:25,509 And it is also an opportunity to meet some loose hippy bitches 358 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,544 and possibly 'ave a rumble. 359 00:21:28,592 --> 00:21:30,105 Respec'. 360 00:21:31,872 --> 00:21:35,626 So shall we stand up or shall we sit down? 361 00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:38,550 Let's sit, it's closer to the earth that way. 362 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:40,105 No doubt. 363 00:21:40,152 --> 00:21:44,270 The Shoshone people believe in hugging from heart to heart. 364 00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:47,509 - Oh, right. Did we...? - Well, let's try again. 365 00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:49,543 Oh. Easy now. 366 00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:55,184 - Very nice. - Yeah. 367 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:58,065 Has you ever, like, been to the UK? 368 00:21:58,112 --> 00:22:00,865 Yes, I have. I went to London. 369 00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:03,745 Has you been to Staines? That's where I is from. 370 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,020 - Staines? - No. 371 00:22:05,072 --> 00:22:07,427 That whole area's very beautiful. 372 00:22:07,472 --> 00:22:11,147 - It's got a new McDonald's. - McDonald's? Oh, no. 373 00:22:11,192 --> 00:22:15,231 - No, it's got an amazing, massive one. - Really? 374 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:17,388 - It's got... - I try to avoid that stuff. 375 00:22:17,432 --> 00:22:21,107 - Is you more Burger King or... - Me? No. 376 00:22:21,152 --> 00:22:22,904 - KFC? - None of it. 377 00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:27,741 Is you gonna be doing a bit of protesting today? 378 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:31,580 Er, not today, I gotta take off but yeah, I went down there 379 00:22:31,632 --> 00:22:33,862 and got in their face, it was pretty fun. 380 00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:37,951 - Did you get arrested? - I didn't, but I have been in the past. 381 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:40,984 With full respec', ain't you being a bit... (Clucks) 382 00:22:41,032 --> 00:22:43,865 - Chicken? Is that...? Well... - You know, chicken. 383 00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:45,903 Well, you could be right. 384 00:22:45,952 --> 00:22:49,740 - Will you come down with me? - I ain't getting arrested. 385 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:52,181 Well, is you a bit of a... (Clucks) 386 00:22:52,232 --> 00:22:54,587 Oh. (Clucks loudly) 387 00:22:54,632 --> 00:22:56,623 Sure. You bet I am. 388 00:22:56,672 --> 00:22:58,663 - Is you on crack? - Huh? 389 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:02,148 Where does that gold come from? Who fucking mines that gold? 390 00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:06,310 He's got Africa on this. Where does gold come from Africa? 391 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,343 Do you know how gold is mined, 392 00:23:08,392 --> 00:23:11,748 the environmental devastation that has occurred by this gold? 393 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:16,070 Do you know how many people are in bondage, slaves in Africa, 394 00:23:16,112 --> 00:23:18,103 so you can wear a gold Africa? 395 00:23:18,152 --> 00:23:20,268 Is you by any chance a bit jealous? 396 00:23:23,752 --> 00:23:27,142 You know they is all coming down here, so... 397 00:23:27,192 --> 00:23:30,229 - Who's coming down? - There's gonna be a big thing. 398 00:23:30,272 --> 00:23:33,423 - That's their option. - One of them I met 399 00:23:33,472 --> 00:23:35,463 was saying bad things about you - 400 00:23:35,512 --> 00:23:38,265 all your mums was slags and you was cowards, 401 00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:41,702 was too cowardly to, like, arrest them and all that. 402 00:23:41,752 --> 00:23:44,710 He's got his philosophy, we've got ours. 403 00:23:44,752 --> 00:23:49,428 He's got, like, a big beard, this geezer, like, sunglasses on. 404 00:23:49,472 --> 00:23:51,463 Massive beard. 405 00:23:56,272 --> 00:23:59,503 the World Trade Center... 406 00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:02,749 (lmitates drum machine) 407 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:05,864 408 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,949 (Continues drum sounds) Bit depressing. 409 00:24:08,992 --> 00:24:12,348 more suffering... 410 00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:19,987 411 00:24:22,192 --> 00:24:24,148 (Rapping) I is feeling, kind of 412 00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:26,626 The vibe of the earth thing 413 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:29,106 I is gonna do a protesting 414 00:24:29,152 --> 00:24:32,747 I didn't know if people that I was talking with 415 00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:35,511 Didn't know 'ow they would walk in with 416 00:24:35,552 --> 00:24:38,669 Didn't know 'ow I would go in with 417 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:41,590 And when I didn't know if it if 418 00:24:41,632 --> 00:24:43,987 When, what, if 419 00:24:44,032 --> 00:24:46,865 Didn't know what and is gonna in the fence 420 00:24:46,912 --> 00:24:50,143 On the fence, the fence, de-fence, de-fence 421 00:24:50,192 --> 00:24:52,831 Defence, defence, I is talking about defence 422 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:55,591 I meant, meant about something 423 00:24:55,632 --> 00:24:57,907 To do with defence 424 00:24:57,952 --> 00:25:01,024 And the whole thing about rents 425 00:25:01,072 --> 00:25:03,267 And we is about rents and fence 426 00:25:03,312 --> 00:25:05,428 And if you don't like that then 427 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:08,145 Live in the tents, yo, that's what I is saying, 428 00:25:08,192 --> 00:25:09,750 - Living in a tent, yo - Tents. 429 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:12,226 Making it free, making it kind of funky 430 00:25:12,272 --> 00:25:14,866 Making the ladies touch their punani 431 00:25:14,912 --> 00:25:16,903 That is wild, that is fly 432 00:25:16,952 --> 00:25:19,705 Cos all my bitches here is rocking their style 433 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,185 Take it away. 434 00:25:21,232 --> 00:25:23,302 Fr-Fr-Fr-Fr-Fresh. 435 00:25:23,352 --> 00:25:25,104 Fr-Fr-Fresh. 436 00:25:25,152 --> 00:25:27,382 - All right! - Respec'. Yo. Yo, respec'. 437 00:25:30,312 --> 00:25:32,268 What is states? 438 00:25:32,312 --> 00:25:34,951 In chemistry, you can have things that are solid, 439 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,268 that's one state, liquid is another state, 440 00:25:38,312 --> 00:25:40,951 and gas, like the air, which you can't usually see. 441 00:25:40,992 --> 00:25:45,782 Ain't there a danger you think you is producing a gas and out comes a solid? 442 00:25:45,832 --> 00:25:51,190 - Has you ever done that? - Well, I suppose there's always a danger. 443 00:25:51,232 --> 00:25:55,987 Cos me once went on a date with this honey called Melanie Sharp. 444 00:25:56,032 --> 00:26:00,901 And we was in the cinema and me let slip a silent but violent, 445 00:26:00,952 --> 00:26:04,262 and me did the usual, you know, just go... 446 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:08,385 - Yep. - You know, like... Tch. Blame it on them. 447 00:26:08,432 --> 00:26:12,266 Then I thought I was cool and we walked out half an hour later. 448 00:26:12,312 --> 00:26:14,542 I thought, "Something ain't right." 449 00:26:14,592 --> 00:26:18,107 So I went round the corner, had a little peep and hallo... 450 00:26:18,152 --> 00:26:21,110 - There was solid. OK. - Some solid in me Hilfigers. 451 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:29,303 Me name be Ralph Nader, me gonna make an appeal. 452 00:26:29,352 --> 00:26:34,107 Homies, save de rainforest, aight? Keep it real.