1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:06,020 ♪ 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:09,320 [laser crackling] 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,490 � Damn it. Stupid thing, come on. 4 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:15,830 � Ooh, build that Earth drill, Korvo. Work those blue arms. 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,570 � Stop undressing me with your eyes, Debbie. 6 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:19,080 I just want to work out here in peace. 7 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,830 I'm not out here for your sexual titillation. 8 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:23,540 � Hey, the replicants missed the bus. Can you take them to school? 9 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,800 I got stuff to do. � We didn't miss it. 10 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:27,160 They purposely skipped our house. � I'm sure it was an accident. 11 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:31,580 one small tiny sample of her eye. 12 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:33,550 � Can we please go? Homeroom is where I decide 13 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,390 who I'm going to crush on for the day. 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,470 � You should be helping me construct the Earth drill. 15 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,890 � I have to take the Pupa to the dog park. We don't wanna miss the labradoodles. 16 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:45,260 � Oh, oh, is the dog park more important than mining nickel alloys 17 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:46,480 so we can repair our spaceship? 18 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,110 � Uh, I don't know, Korvo. 19 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:50,530 Can nickel alloy catch a Frisbee in the air? 20 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:54,160 You know, sometimes it feels like I'm the only Shlorpion 21 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:55,940 who wants to escape this garbage planet. 22 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,950 without a single redeeming value, Terry. 23 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 24 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,340 [screaming] 25 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,670 [alarm blaring] 26 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:25,390 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 27 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,390 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 28 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,570 [yells] 29 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:35,660 [yells] 30 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:37,270 [barking] 31 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,700 � Oh, you guys, there was a shooting at the dog park, 32 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,500 but you would never know 'cause these dogs are just so happy, aren't they? 33 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:45,240 Yeah, you like those little stumps? You gonna lick 'em? 34 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:48,420 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia. 35 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,300 Until the asteroid hit. 36 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,830 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 37 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,680 and escaped into, uh, the space, 38 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:58,210 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 39 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:02,060 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 40 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,770 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 41 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,690 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 42 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,970 This is�� this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 43 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:09,400 [stammers] This is ridiculous. 44 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,280 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 45 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:12,730 And one of these days, I'm gonna blow it up 46 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:15,060 and just be done with the whole stupid thing, I swear to God. 47 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:17,240 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 48 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,370 ♪ 49 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,920 [Pupa coos] � Oh, look at those cute little feet. 50 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,450 They're really growing in. Look at 'em go! 51 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,550 We're gonna go buy lottery tickets, we're gonna win a million dollars, 52 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,660 but then, we give it all as a tip to a waitress 53 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,260 and totally change her life. 54 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,550 You go, girlfriend. Buy yourself a new pair of shoes. 55 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:40,850 � My plan is to sit in dim light, spray nutrients on my stumps, 56 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,920 so�� until they grow out, and I'll study repair manuals. 57 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:48,900 inhabited with sentient life than you expected, 58 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:50,060 but it can still be fun. 59 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,930 You just got to roll, roll with the homies. 60 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,450 I just�� let me grow my feet in peace. � Whatever, Korvo. 61 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:02,160 ♪ 62 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:06,710 [grunts] 63 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,160 � Huh. 64 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,960 � No, and as a scientist/bounty hunter, 65 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,510 I am extremely perceptive. 66 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,460 [groans] � E. T. sucks. 67 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,460 Go back to Uranus. 68 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,710 � We're actually not even from this quadrant. 69 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,640 [grunts] 70 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:27,130 who are probably gonna zap us with their ray guns. 71 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,470 � Are you filthy fucking aliens fighting in the hallway? 72 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,190 Principal Cooke's office, now. 73 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:37,520 � Who, who is this, uh, Funbucket character? 74 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:38,910 � Why do you care? � I was unaware 75 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,400 of a second sentient species on this planet. 76 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,520 � Bingo bango, I'm Funbucket. 77 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:44,370 � Hm, I, I like that catchphrase. [Pupa grunting] 78 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:46,500 � Oh, yeah, he's got a bunch of 'em. "Bingo bango" 79 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,860 is the tip of the iceberg, my friend. [Korvo laughs] 80 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:53,920 � Oh, yeah. One time he fed magic beans 81 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,710 to Mr. Shromer and it turned him into a bush. 82 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:56,880 It turned him into a bush! [Pupa exclaiming] 83 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,300 � Oh, he must have hated that. 84 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,010 Did he hate it? � Oh, yeah, he was pissed. 85 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,970 � Wow, Funbucket doesn't follow any rules, does he? 86 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:09,980 You know, simple math equations, or who stole the principal's, uh, new pen. 87 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:13,140 � This guy is fascinating. I wish we lived near Funbucket. 88 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,350 We could hang out and talk shit about humans all day and night. 89 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,490 Do science. You know, Funbucket's kind of a Korvo. 90 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,520 Don't you think, Terry? 91 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:21,530 Bet he hates Earth and their stupid monthly calendar as much as I do. 92 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:23,530 ANNOUNCER [on TV]: Saturday, come on down to the Gretchen�Darth Mall 93 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,290 for the annual mega sale. 94 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,700 Deals in every store, and a chance to win one of St. Peter's finger bones! 95 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:32,410 With special appearances by Funbucket and Rungo the Clown. 96 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:35,490 � Oh, Rungo's legit. He has orange hair and his house is a boot. 97 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,800 I think he lives in Michigan. � Wait. 98 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:38,410 Funbucket is gonna be at our mall? [Pupa exclaims, grunts] 99 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:39,550 We could meet him. 100 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,010 � Oh, dude, you could compare notes with him. 101 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:42,680 He could help us with the mission. Huh? 102 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:43,670 You like that M�word, don't you? 103 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,140 � We have to watch all of these episodes, Terry. 104 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:46,590 I need to learn everything about Funbucket. 105 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,260 Does he have a penis? Does he reproduce? 106 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:50,260 � I don't�� I don't know, man. I mean, it hasn't come up. 107 00:04:50,270 --> 00:04:52,190 Yeah, I mean, I think he probably does have a penis. 108 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:54,220 It's probably huge. � That's good, that's good, Terry. 109 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:56,360 We have to know all this stuff before we meet him at the mall. 110 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,280 � About what? � Someone broke into the computer lab 111 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,780 and reprogrammed the iMacs with artificial intelligence. 112 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,330 iMAC: I used to be a cop. My name is Richard Michaels. 113 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,820 � This thing's been trying to arrest everyone that uses it. 114 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,670 Everyone has access to those computers. 115 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,960 � Wha, uh, uh, I've got both of mine. 116 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:22,210 'cause I keep it in a glove. 117 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:25,640 � From now on, I want nothing but perfect behavior from you two. 118 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,560 or any of that Outer Limits bullshit. 119 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:37,850 [door closes] 120 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:40,270 � Oh, you should have their asses on the street already. 121 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,060 You need to sack up, Cooke. 122 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:44,570 � We'll get them soon enough, Ms. Frankie. 123 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:49,540 And then you'll see how powerful I am. 124 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:50,490 � Come here. 125 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:51,950 [grunting] 126 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:54,820 � I wish they would just treat us like regular kids. 127 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:57,630 � [scoffs] Yeah, regular kids with a shrink ray. 128 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:01,580 � I'm gonna kick your ass. Let me out of here! 129 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,640 � I cannot believe we are actually going to meet Funbucket. 130 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,540 [stammers] Do my robes look okay, Terry? 131 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:08,760 � Oh, man, I'm gonna ask him if he can breathe underwater. 132 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,100 I�I�I bet he can. Honestly, I just�� maybe I shouldn't. 133 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,520 No, I'm gonna ask him just to make sure. 134 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:13,760 � Terry, I believe he's gonna be overjoyed 135 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:15,650 to learn there are other non�humans on this planet. 136 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,300 He will no longer feel frustrated and alone. 137 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,820 � I'm gonna invite him over for Nintendo. You think he's a Nintendo guy? 138 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:22,180 Oh, what if he's a Sega man? � Do you think he has a mission, too? 139 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:23,490 Oh, oh, I bet he does. 140 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,150 Do you think his fur is coarse and hard or soft and silky? 141 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,160 Hm, odd. � What, what? 142 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:31,280 � Funbucket is larger than he appears on TV. 143 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,740 � Yeah, he is. Hold on, is his skin made of cloth? 144 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,170 Ew! � What the fuck is going on? 145 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,700 � There's a line. You need to get back in line, sir�� ah! 146 00:06:39,710 --> 00:06:41,630 � It's just some kid. What did you do with Funbucket? 147 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:45,430 � I demand to see Funbucket. � Funbucket isn't real, you idiots. 148 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,510 � It's a kids' show. � A kids' show? 149 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,600 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 150 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:53,420 ♪ 151 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:54,690 � Get out of here, go! 152 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,440 � Funbucket isn't real? 153 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,100 � TV lied to us. It lied. � That's impossible. 154 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,350 All of human history is recorded on the TV. 155 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,990 I don't even know what's real anymore. Are submarines real? 156 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:08,980 Are penguins real? � I don't know, probably not. 157 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:11,580 Wait, the quantum injector. � Is Friends real? 158 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:13,070 Is Frasier real? 159 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:16,150 If Frasier isn't real, I'm going to kill myself! 160 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,750 How can you even think of work right now? � The quantum injector. 161 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,840 Primarily used for repairing organic emitters 162 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:23,950 in the matter transfer array, but with a few small adjustments�� 163 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,380 � We can make Funbucket real. � We need Funbucket. 164 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,890 He could help us with the mission, Terry. He's a man of science. 165 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,630 You saw the lab he had with that child in the kid's basement. 166 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,680 You saw the shit he was doing in that one episode. 167 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,980 We need him to be as real as possible. 168 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:41,890 Every single little tiny smidgen of adjustments will matter. 169 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,980 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 170 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,860 [rumbling, hissing] 171 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:46,900 [beeps] 172 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,280 � Bingo bango, I'm Funbucket. 173 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,660 � Funbucket, I'm Korvo and this is Terry, 174 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:53,400 and we are your new best friends. 175 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,200 � You guys aren't gonna try to fuck me, are you? 176 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,160 BOTH: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 177 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:01,920 ♪ smooth music playing ♪ 178 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,920 ♪ 179 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,470 � Bingo bango! 180 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,870 [screaming] 181 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:09,890 [shutter snaps] 182 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,800 [monstrous roaring] [all scream] 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,850 [Pupa giggles] 184 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:24,320 � You are such a shopaholic, Funbucket. 185 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:26,600 � Retail therapy, baby. 186 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:29,570 � Hey, that's not your catchphrase. Say bingo bango. 187 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:35,320 � Hey, hey, hey, hey. Check out who's real. 188 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,400 � Just let me past, will you? Stop it. 189 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:46,170 � I'm sorry I thought you weren't real. � Yeah, it's... okay. 190 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,800 � Ooh, let's go to the makeup counter at Bloomie's. 191 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,590 We can get you all done up for the club tonight. 192 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,890 � Funbucket, this is not gonna be a discussion. 193 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,170 We want you to be dolled up and spruced up 194 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:59,270 so that the people are like, oh, damn. 195 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:01,390 Who are these cool guys at the club with a Funbucket? 196 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,940 � Look, make me big right now. 197 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,530 I'm gonna beat you up really bad but I promise I won't kill you. 198 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,520 � Just do the maze. You're screwing up my metrics. 199 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,310 � This is stupid. Are you sure we aren't gonna 200 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,280 get like, super duper crazy trouble for this? 201 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,910 � Humans test lower species all the time. [Lidia panting] 202 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:21,080 � And lose this data? Do you even want to study humans? 203 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,330 � No! I want to eat lunch with friends and see movies with boys. 204 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:25,960 � Done! � I forgot to time you. 205 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,510 Do it again. � Man, this is fuckin' stupid. 206 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,960 You used to be so scientific. Now you're just a jerk. 207 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,710 � Continued experimentation could reveal why everyone is mean to us. 208 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,600 � I just want to chill at the mall. 209 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:38,920 � Oh, shit, she's going to tattle. 210 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,560 It's Trim City! 211 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,820 TERRY: Ooh, they have Channing Tatum's vodka. 212 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:50,640 Oh, dude, dude, dude, we should take Funbucket 213 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:52,240 on a road trip and go to New York City 214 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:54,480 and listen to podcasts and Gaffigan albums the whole way. 215 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:55,660 He's America's dad! 216 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:58,030 � Oh, that would be quite the enjoyable experience. 217 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,940 Perhaps we could all stop at some fun roadside attractions along the way. 218 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,790 � Yes! Hey, Korv. 219 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,420 You think you're starting to warm up to Earth a little? 220 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:06,330 � I must admit, with Funbucket around, 221 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:09,080 repairing the ship has lost a little bit of urgency. 222 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,080 Funbucket, we got your drink. 223 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:17,460 � We should circumnavigate the crowd. 224 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,850 � What up, my dudes? Hey, I'm Terry, this is Korvo. 225 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:24,560 We're aliens. � Make room at the table 226 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,190 so we may join you. � You know these dipshits, fam? 227 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,440 � No. � Oh, he's just kidding around. 228 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,530 Hey, we got you a drink, Funbucket. � Take a hint, bro. 229 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,310 Funbucket's with us now. � I�� wait, wait, I don't understand. 230 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,240 With? What do you mean? 231 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,410 � He means go fuck yourself, bro. 232 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:41,030 Okay, he belongs to us. 233 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:44,450 � Uh, I don't belong to anyone. I'm real. 234 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:46,490 � Oh, but�but surfing, Thailand. 235 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,790 � Travis and Avery are my friends now. 236 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:51,210 They don't treat me like some dumb TV sidekick. 237 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:53,340 � Plus, we don't wear stupid wizard robes. 238 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,800 � This is ceremonial garb. 239 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,840 � That's it. Get 'em the fuck out of here. 240 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,800 [glass shatters] 241 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,760 [laughter] 242 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,010 � Later, dickholes. 243 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,020 � What the hell, Korvo? What the hell? 244 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,550 � Who the hell were those guys? � Look at me. 245 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,310 I'm gooblering. I'm making gooblers. 246 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,010 � Oh, my God, I haven't goobled 247 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,900 since they made us shower together at the academy. 248 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:16,030 � According to the Urban Dictionary, we've been "squinched." 249 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,870 It means we've been cut loose. � Oh, man. 250 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,270 Why do I feel like this? It hurts. 251 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,370 � Our bodies are not designed for this emotional overload. 252 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,320 There is a chance that we will overheat and die. 253 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:28,000 I haven't touched a dolphin or been on The Price Is Right. 254 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,170 I'm supposed to fall in love on a train in India 255 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,740 and maybe the woman's a little bit older than me. 256 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,220 They're just hanging out. � That can't be right. 257 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,290 I mean, we do that, too. 258 00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:42,470 � Oh, fuck! 259 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:46,100 � What the hell? Are you stalking me? 260 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,310 � Oh, my God. Look at what they're wearing. 261 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,060 � Oh, shit, they tried to copy our outfits. 262 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,690 How pathetic is that? [Avery laughs] 263 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,070 � We wear things like this all the time. � Bro, get a clue. 264 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:58,100 Funbucket's done with you. � Will you stop crying, you babies? 265 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,570 � You're a baby, idiot! 266 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,660 � Fuck you, Funbucket! 267 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,940 [Lidia grunting] 268 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,870 PUPA: Ooh! [groaning] 269 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:09,080 � Bad Pupa. Drop it, drop it. 270 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,380 � Seriously, it smells really bad in there. 271 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:14,290 I think it ate, like, an old crabapple or something. 272 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:17,160 � Why can't things just be the way they used to be? 273 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,890 TV was real and Funbucket liked us and wasn't a dick. 274 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,590 � Funbucket was too real. Funbucket 2 is gonna be better. 275 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,090 � Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 276 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,020 Make him love us, Korvo. Give him all the bells and whistles. 277 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,020 Make it so he never leaves us. [beeping, whirring] 278 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:37,310 � Who wants to go camping?! 279 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,310 � No, we're going to the club. � Put your sin in me. 280 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,280 [retches] � His catchphrases need work. 281 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,240 � They're fine. 282 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,990 � Y'all ready for bisque? Good night, everybody. 283 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,040 � Ha ha ha, oh, Funbucket 2, you sure are an amazing dancer. 284 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,290 � I've come here to do two things. 285 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,960 [grunts] Oh. 286 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:58,910 Y'all ready for bisque? � Hello. 287 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,510 Nobody cares about your janky knock�off Funbucket. 288 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:04,430 � You are just jealous. Our revised Funbucket is vastly superior. 289 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,520 What's happening? Oh, God. 290 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,430 Unseen forces pulling us together. � Whoa, whoa, hey, stop that. 291 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,770 Get away from our Funbucket. 292 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,690 � The quantum injector. Oh. � Help! Help! 293 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:21,110 KORVO: Maybe the�� I think their flesh matrixes are attempting to reconcile. 294 00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,620 � Y'all ready for bisque? 295 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,080 [roars] 296 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:30,830 � No, no, no! 297 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,460 [roars] 298 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,250 � Hey, uh, you guys do to�go cups? 299 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,560 Great, could I get uh, just a couple to�go cups for the road? Thanks. 300 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,590 [roars] 301 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,690 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 302 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,890 ♪ 303 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,020 � You don't think people are gonna get mad at us for this, right? 304 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,480 � Terry, relax. That could be anyone's mutant. 305 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:04,900 � Terry! [groans] Korvo! 306 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,280 � We should do something. 307 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,240 � Why do you need so many dolls? � Why do you need so many ray guns? 308 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,710 � Because we're aliens. � It just seems excessive. 309 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,780 � Lidia Johnson was last seen Monday. 310 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,670 Her parents are pleading for any information 311 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,410 that leads to her safe return. 312 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,420 [chuckles] Good luck with that. 313 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:22,220 � Lidia, it's Randy. Stop fucking around and come home. 314 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,540 God damn it, this is hard on me. I didn't think I'd miss you this much. 315 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,810 LIDIA: Wow, my stepdad actually does care. 316 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,800 � Do we get a reward too, or how does that work? 317 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,510 � Dang, girl, you gooblering. � Uh, oh, no. 318 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,560 Yeah, 'cause the police are after us. 319 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,270 � Yeah, well, what is it with humans and their kids? 320 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:41,440 I thought they liked making them. � What are we gonna do? 321 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,700 � This is a classic "killed a hooker in Vegas" situation. 322 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,770 Stalling is only gonna make it worse. 323 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,660 Let me go and I'll tell them to put you in a good prison. 324 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,280 � We could dissolve her. � I'll get the acid. 325 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,670 � This is wrong. � She's right. 326 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,080 You should hit the side like ketchup. � You can't just kill me. 327 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:02,290 � Don't worry, we'll plant your pieces and you'll grow into a beautiful new girl. 328 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:05,170 � It doesn't work like that! Can you just wipe my brain? 329 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,710 � What's a brain? 330 00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,790 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 331 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,930 ♪ 332 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:15,100 � Wait, we can't park here. There's street cleaning tomorrow. 333 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,480 � Have you guys seen the shrink ray? 334 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,570 It's usually in the cupboard with the ice cream maker we never use. 335 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,900 � Hey, I use it to freeze and eat yogurt. [Korvo scoffs] 336 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,530 � This is so embarrassing. � Why are you dissecting your classmate? 337 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,660 � Despite having been examined by countless scientists 338 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,160 over hundreds of years, the human brain is still a mystery. 339 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,040 � Plus, she was mean to us at school. 340 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,580 � Everyone is mean to them. I didn't invent it. 341 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,840 � School sucks, okay? We don't like it. 342 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,910 � It doesn't matter if you like it. We're on a mission. 343 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,670 When things don't go your way, you can't just give in to emotion 344 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:49,340 and do whatever you want like make a new Funbucket. 345 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,930 � What? � Uh, you can't shrink people. 346 00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:55,770 � We weren't gonna kill her. We were just reprogramming her a little. 347 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,050 � Are we in trouble? 348 00:15:57,060 --> 00:16:00,310 � We will discuss your grounding later. Sew her up and let her go. 349 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:05,150 � Your grounding is going to be prison for the rest of your lives. 350 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,200 And let me tell you, being a weird alien in jail 351 00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,310 is not going to be pretty. 352 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,660 [groans] 353 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,500 � Just keep doing that until she's cool. � Someone's going to prison. 354 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,530 [groans] 355 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,880 Someone's�� I'm a sunflower. 356 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,410 � Wow, it really is making her dumber. 357 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,590 I can't believe humans drink this stuff. 358 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,720 � This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew. 359 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,790 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 360 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,810 ♪ 361 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:38,590 � Uh, will you drive straight? � The effort is already being made, Terry. 362 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,530 [tiny horn honks] 363 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,830 [weak growling] 364 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,150 � I guess we should, uh, put it out of its misery. 365 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,040 � [groans] No, I should. 366 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,380 You know, Terry, I've learned an important lesson today. 367 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,550 You can't project your own wants and desires on other creatures�� 368 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,290 Oh, crap, catch it, catch it, catch it. � Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh crap. 369 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,540 KORVO: This isn't your fault, Combo Funbucket. 370 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,260 We shouldn't have been guided by emotions. 371 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,430 It's gonna be okay. We're gonna have one last great adventure 372 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,520 before you go live at the mall. � The mall? 373 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,550 What? I thought we were gonna kill him. 374 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,890 I thought we were gonna throw him off the edge. 375 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,520 � God damn it, Terry. See it, the mall? 376 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,770 All the way down there? 377 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,400 This was the most humane way I could think of 378 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,490 to end our time together, little friend. [weak screech] 379 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,480 It will all be over in... 380 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:33,020 between 35 and 58 seconds, depending on wind. 381 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,410 TRAVIS: Stop. � Leave us alone, Travis and Avery. 382 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,040 You've done enough. � Don't kill him. 383 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,780 We love him. � But he's a monster. 384 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:43,030 � Bro, we don't care what he looks like or if he's violent 385 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,130 or if he's been combined with another Funbucket 386 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,700 on a molecular level, bro. 387 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,630 TRAVIS: He's still Funbucket. 388 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,510 Just, just do it. We'll catch you, broheim. 389 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,920 [screeches] 390 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,000 ♪ swelling orchestral music plays ♪ 391 00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:58,020 ♪ 392 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:02,800 � Korvo. [growls] Terry. 393 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:05,150 � Shh, shh, shh. It's okay, buddy. It's okay. 394 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,280 � Do you feel like maybe we're the bad people in all this? 395 00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,440 � We're aliens. Our ways are mysterious. 396 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,610 We can't be judged by human standards. 397 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:18,070 Now let's get out of here before we get arrested for all this shit. 398 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,690 [explosions] � Is that the children's hospital? 399 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,370 Man, you don't really think of them blowing up like that. 400 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,620 I mean, what, are they storing giant tanks of flammable liquid? 401 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,500 In a children's hospital? No wonder all these kids are getting sick. 402 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,840 � By the way, when we get home, you're throwing out that ice cream maker. 403 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,540 You do not use it for yogurt. � Oh, my God. 404 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,660 Have you been sitting on that for an hour? I do too use it. 405 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:33,800 � That is the opposite of true. 406 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,210 MS. FRANKIE: Hey. � Oh, my God, what? 407 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,890 I told you, I didn't touch the computers. 408 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,590 � I'm watching you, you creepy little fucking aliens. 409 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,390 You think just because you didn't do anything bad today 410 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:45,150 you're gonna get away with it? Oh, you are on fucking blast. 411 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,140 I've got my eyes on you. 412 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,520 � We didn't do anything. Why are you always mad at us? I�� 413 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,520 [Lidia vocalizes] 414 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,850 � I used to be small, but now, I am big. 415 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,200 I'm peeing my pants. 416 00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:57,730 � [laughs] So funny. 417 00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,950 You're the best, Lidia. [Lidia laughs] 418 00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:03,580 � Every time I think I know the slang you kids use, you switch it up. 419 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,000 � Wow, humans are dumb. 420 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,570 I guess we're never gonna get busted on anything. 421 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,710 � What does that mean? Busted? Busted on what? 422 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:09,920 � Uh, I�I mean... 423 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,670 � Did you guys shrink this girl down and then lobotomize her 424 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:13,970 to cover your tracks? 425 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,040 � Uh... � [sniffs] 426 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,390 Did you dump Diet Coke in her exposed brain? 427 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:21,340 That's horrible. Something has to be done about you two. 428 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,130 You can't just go about your regular lives 429 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,640 without some sort of punishment. 430 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,100 Things cannot go on as if nothing happened. 431 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,470 � You know what, Terry? I think those bros really did love Funbucket 432 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,240 in a much more deeper and sensual way than we ever could. 433 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,020 � You know, we should invite them over for a game night. 434 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,950 � Ooh, extra crispy, my favorite. � Wait, KFC? 435 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:41,870 Are we not in trouble? � We may be trapped on this world 436 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:45,000 that's on the brink of mass extinction plagued by a species 437 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:47,410 that destroys the environment, but while we're here, 438 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:51,790 breathing in the disgusting poison air, at least we have each other. 439 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,080 I could not replace you with a million Funbuckets. 440 00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,340 � What's a Funbucket? � From now on, we're gonna be best friends 441 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,010 and we can watch all the Harry Potter movies back to back. 442 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,680 � That's not what I meant. Look, from now on, we focus on the mission 443 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,930 but we also be a family and all that kind of shit and do that stuff. 444 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,180 � And we can wear matching costumes and compete in fashion shows�� 445 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,270 � No, no, I'm covering my ears. � Just two friends holding hands down the street. 446 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,230 Everyone's like, are, are they lovers? No, we're friends. 447 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,270 � What is the mission, anyway? 448 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,990 It gets brought up all the time and Korvo's always pissed, 449 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,890 but nobody's real clear about it. 450 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,820 � When the Pupa reaches maturity, it'll evolve into its true form. 451 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,660 One that'll destroy and rebuild the planet in the image of the home world 452 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,200 using data stored in its DNA. That kind of stuff. 453 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,870 � Wow, seems like a pretty important job to put Pupa�� 454 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,040 [both groan] 455 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,920 � Gross. � That's sick, Pupa. 456 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,040 Don't eat the gooblers. Bad Pupa. 457 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,660 [crunching] 458 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,130 Wow, I can't believe we didn't get in trouble today. 459 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,640 Korvo was pissed. � We never should have kidnapped a kid. 460 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,340 Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking. 461 00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:46,390 From now on, we only shrink adults. No one cares when some jerk goes missing. 462 00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:49,900 � Good night, Mr. Janitor. I made you an outfit out of Kleenex. 463 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,100 If it doesn't fit, just rip it a little bit. 464 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,570 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 465 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,560 ♪ 466 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,480 ♪ 467 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,610 [imitating laser fire] 467 00:21:46,305 --> 00:22:46,860 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org