1 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:30,666 Wow... 2 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:33,041 Beautiful. 3 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:12,375 So you think she was doing it on purpose? 4 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:19,166 - You know she's always doing things for attention. - She's not like that... 5 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:23,250 You think the light just happened to hit her that way? 6 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,916 I don't think so. It was a coincidence... 7 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:27,875 What are you doing Rita? 8 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,125 We're about to start. 9 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:22,125 I'm just grateful. 10 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:27,541 Grateful to have you all, such strong and brave ladies 11 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:32,250 Grateful for this beautiful place. No, really... 12 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:35,666 Out. Come on. 13 00:04:38,916 --> 00:04:42,416 Ok, lets's begin then. 14 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:45,500 No, no. We're missing Rita. 15 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:48,625 Quit mopping so much... 16 00:04:48,666 --> 00:04:51,250 ...or those shiny floors will end up blinding us. Come. 17 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,125 Join us, come on. 18 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,250 Take a little break. 19 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:12,875 All right... 20 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,500 Shall we start? 21 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:15,500 Yes. 22 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:16,750 Yes. 23 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:20,375 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit... 24 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:22,291 Amen. 25 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,875 Hail Mary, full of grace 26 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:27,250 The Lord is with you... 27 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:29,750 Blessed are you among women 28 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,291 and blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus. 29 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,625 Holy Mary, Mother of God, 30 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,916 pray for us sinners. 31 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,375 Now and the hour of our... 32 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:22,625 Hello. 33 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:24,625 Come pick me up. 34 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:58,875 Come on... 35 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:00,791 Tell me. 36 00:07:01,416 --> 00:07:02,291 No. 37 00:07:02,916 --> 00:07:04,875 Last time I told you... 38 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:07,500 ...you ruined the surprise. 39 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,041 Look at that... 40 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,750 What happened? 41 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,166 They're dancing. 42 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,375 What? 43 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,166 What are you showing me? 44 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,125 The wind? 45 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,125 Right, of course... 46 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:44,000 Could be. 47 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:55,375 You brought the car, right? 48 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,501 Why didn't you leave it in the chapel? 49 00:08:40,501 --> 00:08:43,292 Because, Norberto... 50 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:46,167 I have to prepare the surprise. 51 00:08:59,126 --> 00:09:01,417 Speaking of surprises... 52 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:04,126 - ...I have one. - Let's go, Norberto. 53 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:05,626 Come on. 54 00:09:32,501 --> 00:09:36,751 "THE LOST STATUE OF SANTA RITA" 55 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:42,626 30 YEARS WITHOUT THE SANTA RITA STATUE THE MYSTERY OF SANTA RITA 56 00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:46,667 SANTA RITA: THEFT OR NEGLIGENCE? THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THE TOWN STATUE 57 00:09:48,751 --> 00:09:50,001 You have to see this! 58 00:09:52,501 --> 00:09:54,042 Are you there? 59 00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:05,751 You're not looking... 60 00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:15,501 They look like the ones from our honeymoon. 61 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:18,417 Because they are the ones from our honeymoon. 62 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,251 See if it fits... 63 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:25,792 Why not? 64 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,001 Because it's not going to fit. 65 00:10:30,626 --> 00:10:31,626 Fine... 66 00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:37,501 I'll make milanesas a different night, then... 67 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,667 Well? 68 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:50,626 Let's see it. 69 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,751 You haven't changed a bit. 70 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:38,626 And now... 71 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,751 ...the real test. 72 00:11:44,251 --> 00:11:45,292 No, no. Are you crazy? 73 00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:46,167 Are you crazy? 74 00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:47,626 No! 75 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,751 It's water... 76 00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:53,542 Water. 77 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,542 When I found them, I thought... 78 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,542 "Would you look at that?" 79 00:12:03,751 --> 00:12:06,501 So I started to count the cash we have... 80 00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:12,292 I think we have enough to go see the waterfalls. 81 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:14,417 Why? 82 00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:16,251 Why not? 83 00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:21,417 Because we've already seen them. 84 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:23,376 Yes... 85 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:27,001 ...40 years ago. 86 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:35,376 Well, the waterfalls are still the exact same. 87 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,917 But we're not. 88 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,626 So, that's a no? 89 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,376 A-ha... 90 00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:53,251 I know you... 91 00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:55,667 You're considering it. 92 00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:03,251 Don't go into the shed. 93 00:13:51,376 --> 00:13:52,751 Alright... 94 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,751 I'm off to work. 95 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,251 Good night. 96 00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:04,626 When did you put that photo there? 97 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,126 Which one? 98 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:09,542 Your mother's. 99 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,667 Today... 100 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:19,542 Why? 101 00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:23,001 But her anniversary is still far off... 102 00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:25,751 Did something happen? 103 00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,251 No. 104 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,126 Okay... 105 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,376 Good night. 106 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:33,876 Good night. 107 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,501 Get out! 108 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,876 ...when I first saw you... 109 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:12,376 ...I didn't recognize your face... 110 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:19,501 ...you seemed like a stranger so I became afraid... 111 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:23,251 In the darkness... 112 00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:26,751 ...I lost my way... 113 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:29,792 ...and could not find the horizon... 114 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,876 ...without your guidance. 115 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:38,251 The light from your shining face... 116 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:42,417 ...will illuminate... 117 00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:46,376 ...all the paths... 118 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,876 ...that lead to eternity. 119 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:54,126 And if I disappeared... 120 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,251 ...you would find me... 121 00:18:57,626 --> 00:19:02,001 ...with the light from your shining face... 122 00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:07,876 ...you would illuminate me. 123 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:13,251 - One more time! Again! - Oh, Father... 124 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,251 It's new. We're just rehearsing... 125 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:19,626 Please, Beba. Your fans are going wild. 126 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,251 - You think so? - Come on! 127 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,376 Okay. Let's go. Again. 128 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,001 Thank you. 129 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:21,542 When you refer to a sacred object, do you mean... 130 00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:25,292 a rosary? 131 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:26,626 A cross? 132 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,626 Or a painting or something like that, right? 133 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,667 Yes, something like that, Father. 134 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,626 And you said that it had disappeared... 135 00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:36,626 ...this object? 136 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,126 Yes, yes... 137 00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:40,126 ...disappeared, Father. 138 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,126 And it suddenly appeared? Out of the blue? 139 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,376 Just like that? On its own? 140 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,751 Yes, just like that, Father. 141 00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:01,376 Rita... 142 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:05,542 This seems just too similar to what happened with the Virgin of Luján. 143 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,001 Yes, Father. 144 00:21:10,876 --> 00:21:12,126 So then... 145 00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,876 ...it's not a sign? 146 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,251 We're ready, Father. 147 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,251 Coming! 148 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,667 Last night I had... 149 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:26,501 ...once again that prophetic dream, Rita. 150 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:31,876 I was being called up to a huge stage... 151 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,501 I'm talking about thousands of people, Rita. 152 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,792 They were there... 153 00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,917 ...waiting. And they were staring... 154 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,876 And I didn't know what to say. 155 00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:48,626 Not a single word would come out of my mouth, Rita. 156 00:21:51,626 --> 00:21:54,126 Now I finally understand what I must say... 157 00:21:57,251 --> 00:22:00,626 If all of this happened the way you say it did... 158 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,417 This is not a sign. 159 00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:09,751 It is a miracle! 160 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,417 Therefore... 161 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,251 ...it would be the most important thing... 162 00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:22,251 ...that's ever happened to this town. By far! 163 00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:27,626 And to think that it's the two of us, Rita... 164 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:32,751 ...that have been chosen by the Lord to deliver this news to the world. 165 00:22:34,876 --> 00:22:36,251 How astonishing! 166 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:39,251 Father... 167 00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:43,501 I don't want to, in any way, to seem... 168 00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:45,376 Rita. 169 00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:49,876 Rita. This goes way beyond our fears and insecurities. 170 00:22:53,126 --> 00:22:54,626 It is our duty. 171 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:57,251 Understand? 172 00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,501 Alright, I've got to get going. 173 00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:04,126 I have another mass in La Ernestina. 174 00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:07,501 Show me this sacred object next week, okay? 175 00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:11,792 Ah! Make sure it makes an impact. 176 00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:13,626 I want to show it to the bishop. 177 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:17,501 And I absolve you in the name of the Father, 178 00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:19,792 the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 179 00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:22,126 Amen. 180 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,751 SANTA RITA STATUE: 30 YEARS MISSING 181 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,876 WHAT TO DO IF YOU EXPERIENCE A MIRACLE 182 00:23:44,876 --> 00:23:47,751 "HERE'S A PHOTO OF MY FIRST COMMUNION. KISSES" 183 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:55,001 "THE YOUNGEST BEHAVES LIKE A QUEEN" 184 00:23:55,126 --> 00:24:00,126 BEBA: "YOU SHOULD START A PRESCHOOL WITH ALL THOSE KIDS HAHAHA" 185 00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:02,251 "ARGENTINA'S WHITNEY HUSTON HAHA" 186 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,167 "IN SEARCH OF ELECTRICIAN TO FIX BROKEN LIGHT" 187 00:24:06,501 --> 00:24:10,167 VIVIANA: "BEAUTIFUL, BEBA" LILIANA: "YOU'VE NEVER AGED!" 188 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:15,042 FATHER EDUARDO: "PART TIME SINGER AND PART TIME LION TAMER LOL" 189 00:24:25,251 --> 00:24:29,251 ALICIA: "TOO BLURRY" 190 00:25:54,668 --> 00:25:59,418 CAN SANTA RITA STATUE HAVE A CROWN OF THORNS? 191 00:25:59,877 --> 00:26:03,377 SANTA RITA WOULD NEVER HAVE A CROWN OF THORNS 192 00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:11,168 Recognize this tune? 193 00:26:12,627 --> 00:26:14,293 Look, check it out... 194 00:26:19,002 --> 00:26:20,793 Ah, I messed it up. 195 00:26:24,502 --> 00:26:25,793 Sorry, I just... 196 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:29,918 ...I think it needs more practice to be perfect. 197 00:26:30,627 --> 00:26:32,002 Let's see here... 198 00:26:38,293 --> 00:26:39,877 Look, look. 199 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:44,502 HOW DO I KNOW IF SOMETHING IS A MIRACLE? 200 00:26:44,543 --> 00:26:46,127 I'm sure you'll remember 201 00:26:46,752 --> 00:26:49,877 IF YOU'RE ASKING, THEN IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A MIRACLE 202 00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,502 Look... 203 00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:56,752 You're not looking. 204 00:26:57,252 --> 00:26:58,502 You're not looking at me, come on. 205 00:26:58,543 --> 00:26:59,877 Norberto! 206 00:27:01,543 --> 00:27:04,377 Please Norberto, for the love of God... 207 00:27:04,752 --> 00:27:06,877 Why do you insist that I watch you 208 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,918 do something wrong over and over again? 209 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,252 Do you really require attention 210 00:27:11,377 --> 00:27:13,793 every single blasted second of the day? 211 00:27:17,543 --> 00:27:19,002 I need 212 00:27:19,127 --> 00:27:20,752 to think for two minutes... 213 00:27:21,627 --> 00:27:22,877 Please. 214 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,293 I'm off to work. 215 00:27:37,543 --> 00:27:38,752 Good night. 216 00:27:39,127 --> 00:27:40,252 Good night. 217 00:28:24,252 --> 00:28:26,002 What happened? 218 00:28:40,502 --> 00:28:41,627 If you think about it... 219 00:28:41,752 --> 00:28:44,002 it could still be a miracle. 220 00:28:46,168 --> 00:28:48,543 It's all a matter of perspective. 221 00:28:54,543 --> 00:28:55,627 It might be... 222 00:28:56,293 --> 00:28:57,752 ...or it might not be. 223 00:28:59,502 --> 00:29:01,377 If you want it to be a miracle... 224 00:29:01,752 --> 00:29:03,252 then it is. 225 00:29:05,252 --> 00:29:07,252 Who's going to tell you otherwise? 226 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:15,252 At the end of the day, it's all one big mystery. 227 00:29:16,752 --> 00:29:18,668 Nobody actually knows anything. 228 00:29:26,502 --> 00:29:29,043 Is the wind really just the wind? 229 00:29:30,752 --> 00:29:34,252 Are the sheets just sheets? 230 00:29:36,418 --> 00:29:38,877 Or is there something else that we're not seeing? 231 00:29:39,752 --> 00:29:41,877 Are we what what we think we are? 232 00:29:42,168 --> 00:29:42,918 Or... 233 00:29:43,252 --> 00:29:46,002 - or do we think that-- - I got it, Norberto 234 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,793 Are we missing anything? 235 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,877 A fresh coat of paint. 236 00:30:47,627 --> 00:30:49,252 Watch the steps. 237 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:56,793 Keep going. 238 00:30:57,252 --> 00:30:59,502 Slower. I can't walk that fast. 239 00:31:00,877 --> 00:31:02,877 Shoo, get out of here. 240 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,293 Out! 241 00:31:15,793 --> 00:31:16,627 Okay. 242 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:18,752 It'll work. 243 00:31:20,293 --> 00:31:21,752 Let's see, Norberto... 244 00:31:22,627 --> 00:31:24,418 Try it. Action. 245 00:31:27,877 --> 00:31:29,293 So then Alicia will say... 246 00:31:29,502 --> 00:31:31,418 "Oh, it can't be!" 247 00:31:31,918 --> 00:31:33,502 Try something different. 248 00:31:37,127 --> 00:31:38,627 Another will say... 249 00:31:38,752 --> 00:31:40,627 I don't know, "Wow" 250 00:31:40,793 --> 00:31:43,793 And Viviana, "It's a sign, a sign" 251 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:45,502 That's it! 252 00:31:46,252 --> 00:31:47,502 Good. 253 00:31:49,502 --> 00:31:51,377 And as for me... 254 00:31:53,502 --> 00:31:56,127 I could be over here. 255 00:31:56,543 --> 00:31:58,877 "Ladies, you don't know what just happened. 256 00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:02,293 I was cleaning and all of a sudden--" 257 00:32:03,918 --> 00:32:06,627 It's missing something... heavenly. 258 00:32:13,377 --> 00:32:14,918 Hello, yes. How are you? 259 00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:16,543 Let me ask you something. 260 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,752 Do you sell flowers in bulk? 261 00:32:21,668 --> 00:32:23,793 Can I pay in installments? 262 00:32:26,502 --> 00:32:27,793 Okay... 263 00:32:28,502 --> 00:32:30,293 Cash will do. 264 00:32:31,127 --> 00:32:34,002 Do you deliver to Santa Rita? 265 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:35,918 All right... 266 00:32:36,002 --> 00:32:38,127 I'll pick them up myself then. 267 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,293 Listen... 268 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,418 What do you have in white? 269 00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:01,293 No. I'm still here, I'm still here. 270 00:33:03,418 --> 00:33:04,293 No, no. 271 00:33:04,377 --> 00:33:07,293 White roses are for the dead. 272 00:33:10,127 --> 00:33:11,502 Daisies? 273 00:33:12,418 --> 00:33:14,877 At this hotel they do a raffle... 274 00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:20,127 and first prize is a helicopter ride for two. 275 00:33:21,127 --> 00:33:23,627 Must be amazing. 276 00:33:27,127 --> 00:33:29,252 Should we do milanesas again tonight? 277 00:34:17,002 --> 00:34:19,168 Rita had asked for a miracle... 278 00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:21,127 And God answered her call. 279 00:34:21,752 --> 00:34:24,752 One night, in the year 1417... 280 00:34:24,877 --> 00:34:27,002 three saints appeared before her. 281 00:34:27,002 --> 00:34:30,418 St. Nicolas of Tolentino, St. Augustine and St. John the Baptist. 282 00:34:30,418 --> 00:34:33,793 Full of light, they led her through the streets of Roccaporena... 283 00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:36,918 until they arrived to the top of a mountain. 284 00:34:37,252 --> 00:34:40,502 They took her to the edge of a cliff, and once there, pushed her off. 285 00:34:40,752 --> 00:34:44,377 But instead of falling, Rita began to levitate. 286 00:34:44,502 --> 00:34:48,793 Like a feather, she flew above her town... 287 00:34:48,877 --> 00:34:51,627 until she reached the Acacia Monastery. 288 00:34:52,127 --> 00:34:55,377 The nuns could not believe what they were seeing. 289 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:59,627 At last, they understood that Rita had been chosen by God... 290 00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:02,668 Neighbor, please! Give me a ride. 291 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:05,377 Are you fucking kidding? You piece of shit! 292 00:35:05,377 --> 00:35:07,127 They welcomed Rita with open arms. 293 00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:10,377 Rita remained at the monastery until her death... 294 00:35:10,502 --> 00:35:13,377 in the year 1457. 295 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:19,418 "ROADTRIP MIXTAPE" 296 00:41:22,668 --> 00:41:23,877 Norberto? 297 00:41:26,377 --> 00:41:27,502 Norberto? 298 00:41:29,627 --> 00:41:30,168 Hey. 299 00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:31,043 Norber-- 300 00:41:55,753 --> 00:41:56,378 Norberto... 301 00:42:46,128 --> 00:42:47,628 Bless you, Ivan. 302 00:43:42,628 --> 00:43:43,669 Wait, wait! 303 00:43:45,003 --> 00:43:46,669 Wait, don't leave! 304 00:43:46,669 --> 00:43:48,128 Don't leave! 305 00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:50,753 Wait, wait, wait! 306 00:43:52,378 --> 00:43:53,419 Wait, please. 307 00:43:54,419 --> 00:43:55,503 Excuse me. 308 00:43:56,753 --> 00:43:57,919 Please! 309 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:01,044 I'm not assigned to your case. 310 00:44:02,503 --> 00:44:04,419 You're not going to want my help, ma'am. 311 00:44:04,503 --> 00:44:06,003 Yes, I will! 312 00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:08,128 Yes, I will. 313 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:14,628 Hello? 314 00:45:15,378 --> 00:45:16,503 Hello, can you hear me? 315 00:45:18,003 --> 00:45:18,794 Rita? 316 00:45:19,003 --> 00:45:20,544 Rita Lopez? 317 00:45:21,378 --> 00:45:23,003 Are you Rita Lopez? 318 00:45:26,294 --> 00:45:27,128 Hello? 319 00:45:29,919 --> 00:45:30,753 Yes. 320 00:45:31,878 --> 00:45:33,169 That's me. 321 00:45:35,378 --> 00:45:36,794 Aren't you... 322 00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:40,419 ...an angel? 323 00:45:40,419 --> 00:45:41,878 "Angel" 324 00:45:42,378 --> 00:45:43,378 Angel? 325 00:45:43,919 --> 00:45:45,753 No, no. "Angel" 326 00:45:46,753 --> 00:45:48,628 "Angel" 327 00:45:48,919 --> 00:45:50,044 Yes. 328 00:45:50,128 --> 00:45:51,878 It means angel in English. 329 00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:56,919 Aren't you the son of Juanita Fatur? 330 00:45:57,169 --> 00:45:58,128 Not here. 331 00:45:58,128 --> 00:46:00,669 Meet me inside the train station in an hour. 332 00:46:13,503 --> 00:46:16,628 Sorry, my mom got on my case over the printer ink. 333 00:46:17,128 --> 00:46:18,169 Give me a sec. 334 00:46:56,003 --> 00:46:57,378 "Dear Rita Lopez: 335 00:46:57,919 --> 00:47:00,003 We are very excited to inform you 336 00:47:00,169 --> 00:47:02,378 that you have been selected to go to Heaven. 337 00:47:02,794 --> 00:47:06,669 The selection committee has reviewed all of your actions throughout your life... 338 00:47:07,378 --> 00:47:09,169 and has determined that you are: 339 00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:15,378 "industrious, devoted, and mostly well-intentioned." 340 00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:18,128 Therefore, we invite you to be a member 341 00:47:18,128 --> 00:47:20,419 of the prestigious and exclusive Pantheon of Saints. 342 00:47:21,128 --> 00:47:23,878 Rita Lopez: do you accept this invitation?" 343 00:47:25,503 --> 00:47:26,794 Yes, I accept. 344 00:47:27,003 --> 00:47:29,378 "Now that you have decided to become a part of the kingdom 345 00:47:29,378 --> 00:47:32,003 there are a few simple steps that you will need to follow 346 00:47:32,128 --> 00:47:35,128 to ensure an easy and joyful ascension into heaven." 347 00:47:35,753 --> 00:47:36,878 Lemme see... 348 00:47:36,878 --> 00:47:38,128 Not this part. 349 00:47:40,503 --> 00:47:41,544 Here. 350 00:47:42,419 --> 00:47:45,919 "First, you will have to choose one of our two celestial options: 351 00:47:46,044 --> 00:47:48,419 The Express Package or the Premium Package. 352 00:47:48,628 --> 00:47:50,044 Which package do you choose?" 353 00:47:52,378 --> 00:47:54,128 What's the difference? 354 00:47:56,753 --> 00:47:57,628 All right, well... 355 00:47:58,003 --> 00:48:02,003 The Express Package has a super fast ascension rate. 356 00:48:02,419 --> 00:48:04,169 Meaning you get to Heaven crazy fast. 357 00:48:04,294 --> 00:48:06,503 In five to ten minutes, max. 358 00:48:07,753 --> 00:48:09,003 What about the Premium one? 359 00:48:09,128 --> 00:48:12,628 The Premium Package is really great and much harder to get... 360 00:48:13,294 --> 00:48:15,419 but it comes with everything. 361 00:48:15,878 --> 00:48:17,378 You get: 362 00:48:17,878 --> 00:48:19,628 "Canonization by the Pope. 363 00:48:19,753 --> 00:48:21,794 Globally recognized Sainthood. 364 00:48:21,878 --> 00:48:25,794 You can perform miracles. Heal the sick, appear in the sky, etc. 365 00:48:26,128 --> 00:48:28,128 You get unlimited time travel. 366 00:48:28,294 --> 00:48:30,294 Unlimited space travel." 367 00:48:30,753 --> 00:48:33,378 And more. It's definitely the most comprehensive. 368 00:48:35,503 --> 00:48:38,544 Well, then... I'll take Premium. 369 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:41,628 Great! I am contractually required to inform you... 370 00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:45,128 that the Premium Package has a much slower ascension time. 371 00:48:47,753 --> 00:48:49,169 How much slower? 372 00:48:49,419 --> 00:48:53,544 Well, since it's our most popular option, I'd say you're looking at around... 373 00:48:53,544 --> 00:48:55,628 24 to 72 hours. 374 00:48:56,128 --> 00:48:58,044 That's fine. I'll go with Premium. 375 00:48:58,419 --> 00:49:00,128 Ok, let's see then. Premium, Premium... 376 00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:00,794 Here it is. 377 00:49:04,294 --> 00:49:05,503 "Congratulations! 378 00:49:05,544 --> 00:49:08,878 Now that you'll become a Premium member, we ask that you await your ascension 379 00:49:09,253 --> 00:49:11,044 under the following terms and conditions. 380 00:49:12,378 --> 00:49:13,753 To simplify things 381 00:49:13,753 --> 00:49:16,419 We've summed it up into 5 simple steps: 382 00:49:17,044 --> 00:49:19,128 One - Wait for your glow. 383 00:49:19,253 --> 00:49:22,919 Your skin will glow to indicate that you are about to ascend. 384 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:25,253 Two. 385 00:49:25,378 --> 00:49:27,628 A celestial representative wil be assigned to you 386 00:49:27,628 --> 00:49:30,128 to accompany you to your place of death. 387 00:49:30,419 --> 00:49:32,628 In other words, your departure point. 388 00:49:34,044 --> 00:49:36,169 Three - No wandering. 389 00:49:44,003 --> 00:49:48,128 Failure to be at your departure point before your glow expires may result in Attachment. 390 00:49:48,544 --> 00:49:52,753 Attachment occurs when someone exceeds their assigned waiting period 391 00:49:53,128 --> 00:49:56,419 and therefore, must return to the physical realm. 392 00:49:56,753 --> 00:49:58,878 Once the glow burns out, the person will be 393 00:49:58,878 --> 00:50:01,878 irreversibly attached to a nearby physical entity. 394 00:50:02,294 --> 00:50:06,128 This can be: an object, an animal, particles of--" 395 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:08,753 There's an illustration here. 396 00:50:09,253 --> 00:50:10,503 But it's actually really simple. 397 00:50:10,753 --> 00:50:13,003 When you start to glow, follow your angel, 398 00:50:13,003 --> 00:50:15,378 and go to the departure point, and that's it. 399 00:50:15,628 --> 00:50:17,544 You remember where you died, right? 400 00:50:18,628 --> 00:50:21,003 Yes. I drowned in the creek-- 401 00:50:21,003 --> 00:50:23,253 Drowning sucks. But, it's also great... 402 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:25,294 because it's easier to remember where. 403 00:50:26,294 --> 00:50:26,794 "Four: 404 00:50:27,128 --> 00:50:30,003 Once there, wait for your glow to burn out 405 00:50:30,003 --> 00:50:32,378 and you'll be automatically ascended into Heaven. 406 00:50:32,753 --> 00:50:34,628 Five - Don't forget to have fun! 407 00:50:34,753 --> 00:50:36,753 You're only ascended into Heaven once. 408 00:50:36,753 --> 00:50:39,919 Do you confirm that you have understood and agreed to these terms and conditions? 409 00:50:40,878 --> 00:50:42,003 Yes, I confirm. 410 00:50:42,253 --> 00:50:44,503 We suggest that you use this waiting period 411 00:50:44,503 --> 00:50:47,128 to safely say goodbye to loved ones. 412 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,378 Keep a safe distance and when in doubt... 413 00:50:49,378 --> 00:50:50,628 don't get involved." 414 00:50:51,503 --> 00:50:53,419 Listen, if you want to leave them a message 415 00:50:53,503 --> 00:50:55,919 just speak into their ear while they sleep 416 00:50:56,253 --> 00:50:57,544 They'll hear me? 417 00:50:58,628 --> 00:51:00,878 Reception's bad but it's worth a try. 418 00:51:01,294 --> 00:51:05,253 "We're looking forward to celebrating every single one of your accomplishments. 419 00:51:05,628 --> 00:51:08,544 The kingdom awaits you with open arms. 420 00:51:09,003 --> 00:51:11,003 And now, time to celebrate! 421 00:51:11,378 --> 00:51:13,003 We thank you for choosing us 422 00:51:13,503 --> 00:51:15,753 and once again, congratulations." 423 00:51:20,253 --> 00:51:21,878 If I do something wrong... 424 00:51:21,919 --> 00:51:24,753 can my admission to heaven be revoked? 425 00:51:25,378 --> 00:51:27,044 No one's really watching you anymore. 426 00:51:27,878 --> 00:51:30,253 Son of a bitch. I forgot to certify 427 00:51:38,294 --> 00:51:39,503 Perfect. 428 00:51:39,794 --> 00:51:41,419 See you. 429 00:51:42,628 --> 00:51:43,669 Goodbye. 430 00:51:58,878 --> 00:52:00,628 Let's pray for Rita... 431 00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:03,419 For her soul. May she find peace. 432 00:52:09,128 --> 00:52:10,503 No... 433 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:12,544 Forget about it, girl. 434 00:52:14,503 --> 00:52:17,628 The way that poor woman worked... 435 00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:20,919 I... 436 00:52:21,169 --> 00:52:22,378 I think... 437 00:52:22,378 --> 00:52:24,753 that Rita is probably laughing her ass off 438 00:52:24,753 --> 00:52:26,878 up there in heaven. 439 00:52:35,503 --> 00:52:36,503 Ladies... 440 00:52:36,628 --> 00:52:39,253 Let's pray for Norberto. 441 00:52:39,919 --> 00:52:41,503 Poor Norberto. 442 00:52:42,253 --> 00:52:44,378 He must feel so alone. 443 00:52:44,753 --> 00:52:47,128 He doesn't have children... 444 00:52:47,253 --> 00:52:49,003 or grandchildren... 445 00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:53,003 She was never the same after that. 446 00:52:53,878 --> 00:52:55,503 Maybe Rita blamed him... 447 00:52:56,253 --> 00:52:57,628 Or maybe... 448 00:52:58,878 --> 00:53:00,419 he blamed her. 449 00:53:02,128 --> 00:53:03,628 You never know. 450 00:53:05,628 --> 00:53:07,169 Ladies, come on. 451 00:53:07,378 --> 00:53:09,128 Let's start praying 452 00:53:09,128 --> 00:53:11,753 before these mosquitos kill us. 453 00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,628 - Yes. - Alright, let's pray. 454 00:53:13,753 --> 00:53:14,503 Okay. 455 00:53:15,378 --> 00:53:18,419 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit 456 00:53:18,419 --> 00:53:19,044 Amen. 457 00:53:19,253 --> 00:53:22,128 Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. 458 00:53:22,128 --> 00:53:24,128 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done 459 00:53:24,128 --> 00:53:26,003 on earth as it is in heaven. 460 00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,878 Give us this day our daily bread 461 00:53:27,878 --> 00:53:29,253 and forgive us our trespasses 462 00:53:29,253 --> 00:53:31,253 as we forgive those who trespass against us 463 00:53:31,253 --> 00:53:33,794 and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. 464 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:34,628 Amen. 465 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,253 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with-- 466 00:53:58,753 --> 00:54:00,044 Alicia! 467 00:54:00,669 --> 00:54:03,169 She can't breathe! Alicia! 468 00:54:04,253 --> 00:54:05,544 What's going on? 469 00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:09,878 Take a deep breath, there you go. 470 00:54:22,128 --> 00:54:28,753 The light from your shining face... 471 00:54:29,794 --> 00:54:34,128 ...will iluminate... 472 00:55:10,378 --> 00:55:13,378 The light from your shining face will illuminate-- 473 00:55:26,544 --> 00:55:28,794 Psst, Rita... 474 00:55:33,878 --> 00:55:36,044 Other side, Rita. 475 00:55:44,628 --> 00:55:45,753 Quique? 476 00:55:46,003 --> 00:55:47,419 Is that you? 477 00:55:49,003 --> 00:55:52,628 Of course, Rita. At the time, they told me it was a system error. 478 00:55:52,628 --> 00:55:54,919 That it happens every now and then, unfortunately. 479 00:55:54,919 --> 00:55:56,878 I didn't even see the glow. 480 00:55:58,628 --> 00:56:01,419 I was standing right there, underneath where I am now... 481 00:56:01,419 --> 00:56:03,503 I was listening to Beba sing, you know? 482 00:56:03,628 --> 00:56:06,294 Just one last time, before departing. 483 00:56:06,794 --> 00:56:10,003 Turns out, I'd been glowing for over an hour. 484 00:56:11,628 --> 00:56:13,128 It burned out, just like that. I felt... 485 00:56:13,419 --> 00:56:16,003 I felt a sort of shiver. And then I was stuck. 486 00:56:17,878 --> 00:56:20,128 Listen, I wouldn't worry about it. 487 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,544 This was back in '84. Ancient history. 488 00:56:23,503 --> 00:56:24,378 Nowadays... 489 00:56:25,003 --> 00:56:27,628 They have a new system that's top notch. 490 00:56:28,003 --> 00:56:29,794 You can see the glow from kilometers away. 491 00:56:29,794 --> 00:56:32,253 They even send someone to take you by the hand... 492 00:56:32,253 --> 00:56:34,378 No... Just relax. 493 00:56:34,794 --> 00:56:36,753 You won't have any problems. 494 00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:39,419 And how have you been holding up? 495 00:56:40,753 --> 00:56:42,128 I'm... 496 00:56:42,503 --> 00:56:46,003 convinced that when she smokes, she can feel like I'm around, you know? 497 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:47,878 I didn't know she smoked. 498 00:56:48,503 --> 00:56:50,044 You know, I didn't either... 499 00:56:53,919 --> 00:56:55,669 And now that I think about it... 500 00:56:58,128 --> 00:57:01,044 I've seen a lot of broken lights around town. 501 00:57:01,753 --> 00:57:03,628 Are they all like you? 502 00:57:09,753 --> 00:57:13,503 No, no... Let's not get carried away. 503 00:57:14,294 --> 00:57:17,753 Most lights are... only that. Lights. 504 00:57:26,044 --> 00:57:27,878 Do you remember Elenita? 505 00:57:28,628 --> 00:57:30,628 Elenita... I forgot her last name. 506 00:57:30,628 --> 00:57:32,503 Elenita... 507 00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:34,419 The baker's mother? 508 00:57:34,419 --> 00:57:36,044 The one with that little house... 509 00:57:37,503 --> 00:57:40,253 - by to the antenna, you know the one? - Elenita Tisano. 510 00:57:40,628 --> 00:57:42,544 That's right. Elenita Tisano, yes. 511 00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:47,044 So she got stuck without realizing it, just like I did, you know? 512 00:57:47,044 --> 00:57:51,253 - But she can't talk to anyone. Not a word. - How awful. 513 00:57:51,628 --> 00:57:53,128 No, no, no. Listen... 514 00:57:53,503 --> 00:57:55,503 She got stuck to the wind. 515 00:57:55,753 --> 00:57:58,253 The entire wind? Or... 516 00:57:58,669 --> 00:58:02,503 - Or a particular breeze? - No, right. A particular breeze, Rita. 517 00:58:04,503 --> 00:58:06,503 Last we heard, she had been swept away... 518 00:58:06,503 --> 00:58:08,503 and now she's by Gualeguaychú. You know, around there... 519 00:58:08,503 --> 00:58:11,169 And that afterwards, she was going to head North 520 00:58:11,169 --> 00:58:13,919 Because she's never been. Salta, Jujuy, all those-- 521 00:58:14,544 --> 00:58:16,503 Well, well... 522 00:58:16,753 --> 00:58:19,003 Look who decided to show up... 523 00:58:19,378 --> 00:58:20,754 Where were you yesterday, you old bastard? 524 00:58:20,754 --> 00:58:22,254 Luchito, look who's here... 525 00:58:22,295 --> 00:58:23,629 It's Rita Lopez. 526 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:26,754 Oh, yeah, sure. How are you Rita? Good to see you again. So... 527 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,170 Last night I didn't come because I was at the Otamendi's... 528 00:58:29,170 --> 00:58:31,295 Things got real heated. Listen to this. 529 00:58:31,379 --> 00:58:32,754 Tell me, tell me. 530 00:58:33,170 --> 00:58:36,045 Turns out Jorge found Chicho's lighter 531 00:58:36,254 --> 00:58:39,004 in Liliana's pants. So he says... 532 00:58:39,795 --> 00:58:41,754 "Who's lighter is this?" 533 00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,670 So then Liliana just spills the beans, you know? 534 00:58:44,879 --> 00:58:46,379 That Chicho treats her better. 535 00:58:46,379 --> 00:58:48,254 That Jorge has become a bum, she said. 536 00:58:48,504 --> 00:58:50,504 Then she says: "I think we should break up" 537 00:58:50,670 --> 00:58:52,170 No, I can't believe it... 538 00:58:53,254 --> 00:58:54,504 Come on, keep going. 539 00:58:54,629 --> 00:58:56,920 It was such a ruckus that the neighbors-- 540 00:58:57,045 --> 00:58:59,129 Ouch, fuck! Man, come on. 541 00:58:59,629 --> 00:59:00,754 Stop, Lucho, stop. 542 00:59:01,045 --> 00:59:02,254 Lucho, snap out of it. 543 00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:05,754 - Ow, motherfucker! Stupid light... - Let's not do this again. 544 00:59:06,129 --> 00:59:07,920 - What's going on? - You're going to get burned, man. 545 00:59:08,254 --> 00:59:09,754 - Everything's fine, Rita, it's all good-- 546 00:59:09,754 --> 00:59:13,004 - Son of a bitch! Turn off for a second, you're-- - If he's distracted, he could get burned. 547 00:59:16,629 --> 00:59:18,545 Goodbye, Beba. 548 00:59:26,879 --> 00:59:29,379 Don't fix the light. 549 01:00:06,004 --> 01:00:07,545 Is anybody there? 550 01:02:40,754 --> 01:02:43,879 You're okay, Alicia. 551 01:05:10,629 --> 01:05:13,629 When I first saw you 552 01:05:14,670 --> 01:05:17,170 I didn't recognize your face 553 01:05:18,379 --> 01:05:24,629 you seemed like a stranger so I became afraid... 554 01:05:25,170 --> 01:05:28,170 In the darkness 555 01:05:28,545 --> 01:05:31,754 I lost my way 556 01:05:32,504 --> 01:05:36,170 and could not find the horizon 557 01:05:36,170 --> 01:05:39,920 without your guidance... 558 01:05:40,754 --> 01:05:45,879 The light from your shining face... 559 01:05:46,629 --> 01:05:49,379 will illuminate 560 01:05:50,545 --> 01:05:58,129 all the roads to eternity... 561 01:05:59,504 --> 01:06:04,254 The light from your shining face... 562 01:06:33,004 --> 01:06:36,004 I'm sorry. Traffic was a mess. 563 01:06:38,129 --> 01:06:41,920 We'll do an express prayer, I have to keep moving, okay? 564 01:07:01,379 --> 01:07:03,254 It can't be. 565 01:07:03,879 --> 01:07:05,795 Wow... 566 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,129 It's a sign from Rita. 567 01:07:09,504 --> 01:07:10,629 No, no... 568 01:07:11,129 --> 01:07:13,379 This is no sign... 569 01:07:19,254 --> 01:07:21,670 It's a miracle. 570 01:07:36,379 --> 01:07:38,629 "DO NOT TOUCH" 571 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:19,879 What are you doing, Norberto? 572 01:09:38,004 --> 01:09:40,504 Maybe he's a little tired, right? 573 01:09:44,379 --> 01:09:46,670 Go get some rest. 574 01:14:01,379 --> 01:14:03,629 The sandals are not the same. 575 01:14:03,629 --> 01:14:05,629 This one has shoes... 576 01:14:06,379 --> 01:14:08,379 And this one has sandals. 577 01:14:15,879 --> 01:14:17,004 Alicia... 578 01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:20,295 It's four in the morning. 579 01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,170 How can I help you? 580 01:14:23,629 --> 01:14:26,129 The statue that is in the chapel 581 01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:28,629 is not the one 582 01:14:29,004 --> 01:14:31,129 that was missing. 583 01:14:32,170 --> 01:14:33,379 No, sir. 584 01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:38,254 It's a fake. 585 01:14:39,129 --> 01:14:41,295 I don't know why she did it... 586 01:14:41,754 --> 01:14:43,545 But I know she did it. 587 01:14:44,754 --> 01:14:47,504 I'm going have to tell Father Eduardo. 588 01:14:49,004 --> 01:14:50,170 Your wife... 589 01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:52,670 may she rest in peace 590 01:14:53,629 --> 01:14:56,504 is going to have to explain herself to the Lord. 591 01:14:58,170 --> 01:15:00,046 It's a monstrosity. 592 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,255 To fake a miracle like that. 593 01:15:07,796 --> 01:15:09,630 It wasn't Rita. 594 01:15:14,755 --> 01:15:16,255 It was me. 595 01:15:19,546 --> 01:15:21,005 What? 596 01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:24,755 I found a statue that looked similar... 597 01:15:25,421 --> 01:15:27,421 I painted its face 598 01:15:27,546 --> 01:15:30,296 and I put it in the chapel. 599 01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:33,921 But why, Norberto? 600 01:15:36,255 --> 01:15:37,755 I don't know... 601 01:15:40,505 --> 01:15:43,796 I wanted people to know how good Rita was. 602 01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:47,005 She was... 603 01:15:47,255 --> 01:15:48,921 a good person. 604 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:52,380 I thought that... 605 01:15:52,630 --> 01:15:54,755 that a little miracle would... 606 01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:58,796 I don't know. 607 01:16:02,046 --> 01:16:05,255 People already knew she was a good person. 608 01:16:07,755 --> 01:16:09,755 And what about the others? 609 01:16:10,005 --> 01:16:12,296 All the people this affects? 610 01:16:12,921 --> 01:16:14,880 Believing in that miracle? 611 01:16:24,130 --> 01:16:25,255 Alright... 612 01:16:28,255 --> 01:16:30,755 I won't say a word... 613 01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:34,255 But you... 614 01:16:34,755 --> 01:16:37,505 ...get rid of that statue. 615 01:16:37,671 --> 01:16:40,796 Hide it. Take it somewhere far away. 616 01:16:42,171 --> 01:16:43,921 Make it disappear. 617 01:16:45,630 --> 01:16:47,421 You need to do what's right. 618 01:16:49,005 --> 01:16:50,755 And don't even think about 619 01:16:51,630 --> 01:16:53,755 coming back to the chapel afterwards. 620 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,880 Take some time to straighten yourself out. 621 01:20:07,921 --> 01:20:09,296 Safe travels. 622 01:21:20,421 --> 01:21:22,130 Can you pick me up? 623 01:21:22,380 --> 01:21:23,505 Okay. 624 01:21:38,755 --> 01:21:40,005 What are you doing? 625 01:21:40,255 --> 01:21:41,755 You're going to get stuck. 626 01:21:45,005 --> 01:21:47,130 I want to go back. 627 01:23:27,255 --> 01:23:28,796 Ouch. Fuck.