1 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:19,287 XX decies annos simiae sicut creatura Terram incolebat. 2 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,938 Et stetit simia, et homo factus est. 3 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:59,637 Quod maximum malum accidere potuit primogenitus amissio ignis fuit. 4 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:03,432 Ignis, phaenomenon arcanum quod cibum coxit; 5 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,769 et calefactus est speluncam suam et vivificavit eum. 6 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:11,732 Si ignem non potuit, ipse cum suis moriturus esset. 7 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:38,551 Etiam in antiquissimo homine; quod opus naturae suae pertinebat. 8 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:44,140 Hoc opus, hoc ingenium; diserte mane homo ab animalibus 9 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,976 qui nunquam hoc donum noverit. 10 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:54,233 Et hic in antro quodam in America Septentrionali; 11 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,736 circiter duo milia annorum, 12 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,155 primus artifex natus est. 13 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:20,176 Et quidem, cum artifice nato ; 14 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:23,554 prodiit inevitabilis secundina. 15 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,432 Criticus. 16 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,910 Anno uno decies centena millia a.C.n. 17 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:50,873 primum putatur Mus conubia sapien inciderint. 18 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:04,303 Hoc paulo secuta est per primum matrimonium homosexualium. 19 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:13,938 Primus armis unus homo fictus hasta fuit. 20 00:05:55,313 --> 00:06:00,359 Antiquitus homo ignorabat de causa et natura mortis. 21 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:05,072 Ita mors salutata est cum aliqua reverentia. 22 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:14,165 Sed quia homo non tempus vario ritu; 23 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:18,085 exequiae saepe breves erant. 24 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:31,974 Etiam in primis quis, egestas risus quia motus vitalis est ad salutem. 25 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:09,345 Musica multo ante coepta est formalised in notas atque phrases. 26 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:13,099 Homo enim ab accidente incoepit. 27 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,518 Gunga sonum audivit et eam probaverunt. 28 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:19,855 Gunga oravit Gowie ut repetere Clamo pulcher, sed Gowie non poterat. 29 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:25,361 Ita Gunga cogitabat et cogitabat; postremo ipse responsum invenit. 30 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,469 Itaque musica nata est. 31 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,056 Alleluia! Alleluia! 32 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,975 Alleluia! Alleluia! 33 00:07:56,143 --> 00:08:01,647 Alleluia! 34 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:11,532 Moyses ad montem; Et locutus est ad eum Deus. 35 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,787 Moyses hic est Dominus Deus tuus. 36 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:21,750 praecipio tibi ut facias legem meam. Audin' me? 37 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:26,463 Etiam te audio. Audio. Surdus audire te potuit. 38 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,466 - Quid? — Nihil. Gornisht. Oblivisci. 39 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:34,471 Domine, quare me elegisti? Quid vis ut faciam tibi? 40 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:40,269 leges meas tibi dabo; et accipies eos ad populum. 41 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,687 Etiam, Domine. 42 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,733 Wow. 43 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:55,951 Domine, has leges dabo ad populum tuum. 44 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,246 exaudi me, exaudi me. 45 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,207 Omnes attendite. 46 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:06,837 Dominus Dominus Deus tibi dedit haec quindecim. 47 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:14,887 Decem! Decem praeceptis omnibus obedire. 48 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,898 Romae! Vortex civilis cultus moderni. 49 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,026 Romae! Culturae fontis caput. 50 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:34,406 Romae! Declaratio ardentis res gestas hominum clarissimas. 51 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,081 Recte, nunc. Columnae! Columnae! 52 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,125 Columnae! Columnae! Accipe hic tuas columnas. 53 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,836 Ionicum, Doricum, Corinthium. 54 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:52,091 Paucas columnas in fronte constituit; vertere aliquem gurgustium in showplace. 55 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,177 Columnae! Domine, mercaturam noli attingere. 56 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,179 Recte, nunc. Columnae! Columnae! 57 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,182 Haircut, radi, shampoo, minutio? 58 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,269 Sooth! Haruspicem! Ait hic lene dictum tuum. 59 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,271 Futurum possum dicere. 60 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,399 Tu, domine! Pro feudo duarum drachmarum; 61 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:12,069 Dicam tibi possum futurum. 62 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,531 Ita est, video... Video. 63 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:19,368 Video te iter longum iri. 64 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,869 Ita. 65 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,580 Tu, domine, Romam properas. 66 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:27,167 - At ego Romae sum. - Mentior? 67 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:32,298 Velit, blanditiis! Magnam mollit damus! 68 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,467 Curru! Currus usus! 69 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,511 Minimum passibus. Magna sunt. 70 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:59,908 Curabitur sit amet efficitur erat. Est novum conceptum. Centrumplex suus dicitur. 71 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,329 Plupling! Plupling! 72 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:08,542 Hinc plumbing, plumbing. Ita, cives, plumbing. 73 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,253 Hoc est inventum novissime Romam ferire. 74 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,757 Movet aquam de loco in locum. 75 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,760 Mirum est. Mirum est. 76 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,054 Proin at suscipit enim. 77 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,098 Pipe excrementum rectum e domo tua. 78 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,142 Plupling! Hinc plumbing. 79 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,020 Plupling! Novam inventionem! 80 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,489 - Occupatio? - Gladiator. 81 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,034 - Occidisti ultima septimana? — Haud. 82 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,996 - Nonne ultima septimana occidere conaris? - Ave. 83 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,374 Haec est ultima septimana in assecurationis. 84 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,960 Aut occides proximam septimanam; aut statum tuum mutare debemus. 85 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,129 - Ave. - OK. Sign hic. 86 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,304 Proximum. Occupatio? 87 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,349 — Sta philosophum. - Quid? 88 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,559 Sta-philosophum. 89 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:14,149 vapor experientiae humanae in viable et logicam comprehensionem. 90 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,277 Oh! A artifex bullshit. 91 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,281 Tu bullshit ultima septimana? 92 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,991 Nec. 93 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,078 Nonne bullshit ultima septimana experiri? 94 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,663 Ita. 95 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,290 Comicus! Comice, Comice! 96 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:36,338 — Retro in agmen. - Non in acie. Ipse mihi procurator est, Swiftus. 97 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,966 Bonum nuntium. I just got you a job. 98 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,845 - Nunc laboramus, hoc non opus est. - Exspectate! Meum est. 99 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,681 Paenitet, me vino meo rumpo. 100 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,272 Dopus! Ego tantum pecuniam in manu habui. 101 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,691 Oh, placet. Placet hoc. 102 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,986 Ego vadam et imaginem meam ano est ad te officium et tu iratus es mihi? 103 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:03,115 Puer, nuces es. N-V- T- S, nuces. 104 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,702 - OK, OK. Quale officium est? — Sicut in omnibus Roma cisiis optimus. 105 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:10,998 Coitus omnis stant philosophus; quem Socrates, moriturum. 106 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:16,128 Crede, nolis; tu es agnus ludere aulam Caesaris. 107 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,922 - Praecipuum cubiculum? - Praecipuum cubiculum! 108 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,216 Groovus! 109 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,720 - Age, spectaculum incipit in hora. - Praecipuum cubiculum! 110 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,221 Locus consectetur! 111 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,556 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, .. 112 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,765 20, 20, 20, 20. 113 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,975 XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX. 114 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,144 40, 40, 40, 40, 40. 50 Audin? 115 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,315 - 50! - 50! Venundantur Venetis pro L libra. 116 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,817 - Oh, no. Minime! Minime! - Veni huc, tu. 117 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,111 Servus auctionem desinit. 118 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,449 All right, cape has rejicit supra to colosseum, vende em pro leaena esca. 119 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,119 - Minime! - Exspecta paulisper! Exspecta! Exspecta paulisper. 120 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,039 Quid hoc cum leonibus? Adire non possum leonibus. 121 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,208 Non possum adire leones. 122 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,920 Oh, no. 'Fac tibi scire leones tantum Christianos comedunt. 123 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,256 Christiani. Ego autem sum iudaeus. 124 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,551 Judaica persona. Ita. Id probare possum. Vigilate. Prospice foras. 125 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,017 Quisque! 126 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,733 - Minime! tene. - Audi, Judaicum dico, quod dico tibi. 127 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,612 Templum voca. Rabbinos vocant. Sammus Davis Jr. 128 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,658 Samum voca. Ipse me nominabit. Ipse et arta sunt. Scit... 129 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,285 Judaeorum, huh? 130 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:35,123 Omisit. Laetus sum, et desideravi. erat primo die officium, timidus. 131 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,962 Die Jovis constitutum accepi. 11 nona, Io intro, dant mihi locale, boom! 132 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:44,258 - Exi eum foras. - Potuisti apud me multam pecuniam facere. 133 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,426 Exspecta paulisper, expecta paulisper. Pecunia? 134 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,512 Huc veni. 135 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,474 - Quomodo? — Te delecto. peculiaria talenta accepi. 136 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,769 Ostendam tibi. Prospice foras. Sanct. Ego Redditus habeo arenam exiguam. 137 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,021 - Quid? — Sanct. Tu stas. 138 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,650 Sanct. Da illi arenam. Quid tibi est infernum? 139 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,319 - Hic. - Gratias tibi ago. 140 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,612 Ita. 141 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:11,285 Paulo arena in scaena pro patrii schoLii arena choreas. 142 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,662 Prospice foras. Curabitur sit amet mauris. 143 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,677 Facere natus eum. 144 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,932 Heus, qua patria es? 145 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,184 Aethiopia. 146 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,395 Quae pars? 147 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,440 125th Street. 148 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,027 Im 'agnus eum subscribere. 149 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,030 Magnus ium. 150 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,868 Et hic Aethiops sham. 151 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,329 Bonus est. Magnus ille. 152 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,874 Quid tibi mali? Bonus est. Quod Guido bonus est. 153 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,835 Heus, haedus est mirabilis... 154 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,546 Sancta cacas! 155 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,882 Age, surge. Pecuniam mihi constat. 156 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:14,222 Obsecro, desine! Non potesne videre rem miseram in dolore? 157 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,850 Outta via, vel feres eadem. 158 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,310 Non, non debes. 159 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,438 Heus, heus, heus! Quid, insanis? 160 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,903 Oh! Heus. 161 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,325 - Da emissarium. Deo gratias. - Oh gratias. 162 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,412 Ille miserum fessum verberabat equum. 163 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,914 Oh, ge. 164 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,043 Oh, non defatigatus est. Hic est quaestio. 165 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,837 Videsne? 166 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:50,092 Age, puer. Surgere potes. Age, fella. 167 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,437 Exspecta paulisper. Novi hunc equum. 168 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,982 Equus velocissimus esse solebat in Circo Maximo. 169 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,069 Miraculum nomen eius est. 170 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,572 Miraculum? O praeclarum nomen. 171 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,866 Quid tua? 172 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,285 Miraculum... Comicus. 173 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:22,499 - Sum philosophus sistens. — Obsecro. Ego sum Maria. Ego sum virgo Vestalis. 174 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,002 Im 'vere paenitet ut audiam. 175 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,922 - In palatio laboro. - Non amet ibi. 176 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,924 - Itane? - Prospice! 177 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,093 Whack! 178 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,221 Wow. 179 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,807 Pone ibi, pal. Servas, homo, animam meam. 180 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,518 Comicus, sta-up philosophus. Quis es? 181 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,563 Ego sum Josephus. Im principale cursum ad Colosseum. 182 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:49,359 Principale cursum... dicite salve ad quosdam amicos de meo. Mi procurator, Swiftus Lazarus. 183 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,363 — Bonus es, homo. - Et haec est Maria. Virgo Vestalis est. 184 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,323 - Hi. - Hi. 185 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,160 - Cape eum! - Oh, arripe hunc honkus. 186 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,579 Imo ad cops umquam dicunt! 187 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:05,876 illum cape! Nosti poenam servum qui civem Romanum percutit? 188 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:10,172 - Faciam! - OK. Tu. Manum tuam prius habuisti. 189 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,175 — Morte per tormenta. - N. Tu? 190 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,178 — Crucifixio. — Nefas. Tu? 191 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,806 Anguem vivum trudunt asinum tuum. 192 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,225 Nulla sed ipsum sem. 193 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,187 - Tu? — leones te mittunt. 194 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,189 — Recte. - Minime! 195 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,025 Quid? ius erat. leones te mittunt. 196 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,199 Imperatrix! Imperatrix est! 197 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,368 Move isthoc stercore miser! 198 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,094 Sinite! 199 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,554 Siste. 200 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:06,478 Posse te placere step in eodem pede simul? 201 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,689 Tits meae defluunt. 202 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,692 - Nympho imperatrix! Nympha imperatrix! - Maria? 203 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,944 Quid hic agis? 204 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,614 VVs non licet extra palatium sine praesidio. 205 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,243 Hic imperatrix vitam nostram servavit. Nunc eum occidere volunt. 206 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,830 - Auxilium tuum nobis opus est. - Vir albus an guy coloratus? 207 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,790 Color... Servus. 208 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,085 Eius vitae parce quaeso. Obsecro te. 209 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,880 Forte eo in palatio uti potes. Vere est donatus. 210 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,132 Donatus? 211 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,094 - Bob? - Ita celsitudo tua? 212 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:44,266 Oh, Bob, habeo foramina ut hic idoneus? 213 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:52,107 — Vino alio uti potuimus villico. - Possedi magna corkscrew. 214 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,694 - Haec turba coxa est. - Oh, dicam. 215 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,989 Omnes jus. Bene, schlep per eum. 216 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,450 Nam tempus utemur eo lecticario. 217 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,787 O gratias celsitudini tuae. O di boni! 218 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,998 Bonum opus, bonum opus. 219 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,043 Lectica portantes, ad movendum para. 220 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,380 Lecticarii, lecticarii, arcus! 221 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,471 - Vide sis in palatio. — Vale. 222 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,181 Vale. 223 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,058 — Vale. — Vale. 224 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,395 - Age porro. Redditus imus. - Non vere ire. Vide postea. 225 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,022 — Vale. - Vale. 226 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,885 Salvete Caesar, Romae imperator, 227 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:05,931 monarcha imperii Romani; princeps mundi. 228 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:10,060 Ave, Caesar! Ave, Caesar! 229 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,230 Ave, Caesar! Ave, Caesar! 230 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,397 Avete imperatorem Maiestatis legiones Romanae; 231 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,401 fortis ac nobilis M. Vindictus; 232 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:05,824 qui redit Romam potitus magna de Cretensibus Spartae. 233 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,328 Lacedaemonios apud Cretam fac. 234 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,920 Memento, mortalis es. Memento, mortalis es. 235 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:23,174 Memento, mortalis es. Memento, mortalis es. 236 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,301 Oh, extingue asinum tuum. 237 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,846 O Caesar. 238 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,934 Produxi nomen tuum ante quattuor angulos terrae. 239 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,105 Ego te subegi et vici multitudinem barbarorum in nomine Romae. 240 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,357 Ive in ultimi... 241 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,776 Quid sub scheda? 242 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:42,944 - Sheet? - Sheet! 243 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,030 Sheet? Oh! Oh, sheet. Ita. 244 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,282 In primis, numera unum; 245 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:52,120 pulchra manu-sculptum alabastrum vas balneum. 246 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,374 Delicatus. Delicatus. 247 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,877 Non iuvenale, sed delicatus. 248 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:05,884 euge! Sed dolium implere; post sagum binarius; 249 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,595 thesaurus ab Orient! 250 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:16,144 Thesaurum. Balneus. 251 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:21,191 Thesaurus balnei. Balneum thesaurum habeo! 252 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,735 Thesaurum balneum! 253 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,196 Thesaurum balneum! 254 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,952 fac! Fac hoc mihi! 255 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:45,298 Oh, Nympho. quidvis, quidvis; si tantum dederis mihi tua beneficia. 256 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,343 Quomodo te allicere possum? Quomodo te capiam? 257 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,179 Qua esca utar ut amorem tuum capiam? 258 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,389 Servus tuus sum ego. 259 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,895 Sed servus manet dominum escae stante. 260 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,356 Vos... 261 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,825 Hic, hoc lava. 262 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,410 Ita, pater. 263 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,582 Musa mihi est. 264 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,377 Gratias tibi, Caesar. 265 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,879 Omnes tacebunt. 266 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:29,551 Eius immortalitas divina consensit ut nobis faveat novo carmine. 267 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,678 Loquere. 268 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:34,973 O Caesar gloriose. Loquere. 269 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,058 - Tu fasciculum. - Imo pater. Gratias agimus tibi. 270 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,520 - Affer mihi lyram parvam. — Parva lyra. Parva lyra. 271 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,981 Non faciam. Etiam non erat enim. 272 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,900 Fui apud hospitem. Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est. 273 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,028 Non id genus mendax. Retrahe eum foras! 274 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,156 - Quid? - Eice eum foras! 275 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,408 Exi eum. Eice eum. 276 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,035 Maria, vinum. 277 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,955 Josephus, vinum. 278 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,253 Dic cum. 279 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,505 8:30. 280 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:15,180 Sic solus in summo Olympo est. 281 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,225 Plures feminae! Plus vini! 282 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,436 Plura... 283 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,901 OK, fasciculum. Quid postea? 284 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:32,280 Comicus, the new stant philosophum a Vesuvio. 285 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,575 Bonum est. Ego quasi mons comicus. 286 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,369 Comicus, es. 287 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,005 Bene vesperi, dominae et imperatores. 288 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:54,135 EGO iustus reditum a Venetiis, et puer, arma mea defessa sunt. 289 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,973 Dicam tibi de Venetiis. Veneta urbs antiquissima. 290 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:02,310 Mirum, urbs antiqua. Multum in Veneciis discere potes. 291 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:07,190 Vis scire quomodo facere Venetus caecus? Hoc simile. 292 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:14,906 Audistis de hac nova secta? Christiani? Risus luxuria. 293 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,492 Primum omnium, tam pauperes... 294 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,411 - Quomodo pauperes sunt? - Gratias tibi ago. 295 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,999 Tam pauperes ut unum tantum habeant deum. 296 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,674 Romani divites sunt. Deum per omnia Venimus. 297 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:36,177 Tantum res non habemus deus for immatura exclamatio. 298 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,931 Sed audio id cito venire. 299 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,519 Fagculum adipiscatur. 300 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:45,853 Terribilis, terribilis. 301 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:49,190 Aspiciamus, aspiciamus. Quid est hodie furor? 302 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,485 Pondus amissis est omnis furor. Omnes Romae 303 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,862 aut vaporarium aut vomitorium. 304 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,616 dimidium Romae vel eget vel puking. 305 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,743 "coctione vel puking"! 306 00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:06,165 Sed hos reprehendere non potes. Non potes reprehendere volentes tenui. 307 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:09,627 Quis quasi porcus pinguis magnus videri velit? 308 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,048 Dixitne "porcus pinguis magnus"? 309 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,592 - Ita fecit, pater. - Putasne me voluisse? 310 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,803 Crede hoc, sire. 311 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:23,057 Adipem iocis dimittunt! Adipem Get! Adipem Get! 312 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:25,435 Pinguis, off.... No. 313 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:30,898 Ibi duo Iudaei discesserunt... No. Syra... 314 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:35,903 Politica, Politica, Politica; politica, politica. 315 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,114 Ita. Senatus populusque Romanus. 316 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:43,578 Senatus romanus est optimum concilium ut pecunia emere possit. 317 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:47,415 Incipit institores. Corripiunt contionem; 318 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,667 qui decurio corrumpit, qui senatorem corrumpit... 319 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:53,421 Usque ad imperatorem vadit! 320 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,840 Shit! 321 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,428 Interfice eum. 322 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:04,057 Taxi? Heus nulla chirographa, nulla chirographa. 323 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:05,266 illum cape! 324 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:06,934 illum cape! 325 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,772 — Plus vini. — Plus vini, plus vini. 326 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:18,571 Puerum. Cum morieris in palatio, vere in palatio morieris. 327 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,453 Ululatus. 328 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,916 Interfice eum. Interfice etiam eum. 329 00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:32,126 Quaeso, imperatrix. Salvum fac eos. 330 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:42,845 Exspecta. I've just had a wonderful idea. 331 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,972 Quae fuit opinio mea? 332 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:52,897 Oh, Etiam. Duo isti stulti pugnant alterum in secunda mensa ad mortem. 333 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,242 Nos qui incipientes... 334 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,662 mori, te salutant. 335 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,873 saluta. 336 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,837 Heus recte, recte. Doleo. 337 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,506 Doleo. Ignosce. 338 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,716 - Gratias tibi ago. - Gratias. 339 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,097 Numquam alius occisus est homo in vita mea. 340 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,684 Sed nunc Redditus est satus! 341 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,645 Agmen. 342 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,897 Exspecta... Vigilate... Exspecta! 343 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,525 - Quid? - Estne ibi Lena Horne? 344 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:50,037 parce, imperator, pauperi. habet pro ludibrio tam fortiter pugnavit. 345 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,249 Fiat ei... 346 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,336 morietur. 347 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,550 Lenta cacas. 348 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:16,772 Non possum hoc facere. Hic sume scutum. Fer gladium. 349 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,317 - Age, pugnabimus exitum. - Custodes! 350 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,068 Conterere eos. 351 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,744 Tu primus homo albus Me quidem displicuisse putavi. 352 00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:30,912 Aio hinc exi. 353 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,837 Oh, aestus versat. 354 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,343 In nomine Caesaris, consistit! 355 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,261 Funem. 356 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,267 Minime! Goddammit, manus frigidae sunt. 357 00:30:55,562 --> 00:31:00,107 Invenias. Cape. Interfice eos. 358 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,695 - Hoc lava. - Immo pater. 359 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,203 Oh, tu est. 360 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,747 Hoc modo, homines. 361 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,660 Recte, oblita cacas. 362 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,328 Paene cecidi. 363 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,417 Virgines, euenire. 364 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,421 Competentia. 365 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:07,008 O competentia, dic mihi. 366 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,678 Quid illis fiet duobus improbus? cum capiuntur? 367 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,681 Si capiuntur, suspenduntur. 368 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,434 Non necessario. 369 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,145 Whoo, puellae. 370 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,653 - Quo me ducitis? — Recensio sta. 371 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,364 Ad eligere tuis copiis ad mediam noctem orgia. 372 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:31,657 Paene oblitus eram. 373 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,162 — eos mittere. — Lateri sinistro, harch. 374 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,418 Arma quiescant. 375 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,548 Pulchra lectio. 376 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,177 Im 'agnus in hoc fine incipit. 377 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,976 Etiam, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla 378 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,687 Etiam, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla 379 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,731 Ita, non, non, ita 380 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,318 Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non 381 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,945 Etiam, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla 382 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,490 Etiam, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla, nulla 383 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,242 Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non 384 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,869 Non, non, non, non. 385 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,412 Exspecta paulisper... 386 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:23,584 Ita! 387 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,711 Olé! 388 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,591 - Ipsum bonum. Istuc erit omne. - Tempus acervum vivum! 389 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,809 Vivo tempore duro amo. 390 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,605 - Ubi sumus? - Nolite ergo solliciti esse. 391 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,406 Quis istuc? 392 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,954 Velociter, post atram absconde. 393 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:05,084 Electiones tuas amavi. Magna quaedam iudicia fecisti. 394 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,044 Gratias agimus tibi. 395 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,715 Quaere aream. Longe obtinuisse non possunt. 396 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,091 Sinite! 397 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:18,013 Recte, virgines. Pone signa tua "Nulla Entry". 398 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,812 guys sumus obviam. 399 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:35,823 Quomodo audes? nemo homo perscrutentur imperatricis partes. 400 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,825 Ut libet. 401 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,119 - Pulchra es cum tu... - Shove illud. 402 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,500 Loquere, Muci. 403 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,377 Eunuchus. 404 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,422 - Ca-ca. - Quid? 405 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,926 Ille servus illic est. Aspicit potius parvus. 406 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:01,515 Itane vero castrantur spadones? fiunt enormes? 407 00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:06,771 Est Josephus, vinitor tuus. Adiuva eum. 408 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:13,527 Habes ei tempor aliquam. Modo abruptum est. 409 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:22,244 Si vere Eunuchus, ut alii; non esset detrimentum capere tentationem. 410 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:24,497 - Testis? - Testis? 411 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,415 Test? 412 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:31,962 Test. 413 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,883 Eunuche, descende huc. 414 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:43,432 Habeamus Caladoniam eamque diligamus chorus eroticus in laude Erotis templum. 415 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,937 Et si hœc creatura Sunt quidem eunuchi... 416 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:55,236 tunc nihil oriatur. Adepto? 417 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,406 Caladonia! Caladonia! 418 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,909 Magna capita ita faciamus. 419 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,605 — Ipse eunuchus est. - Ave. 420 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,744 Eunuchus est. 421 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,135 Mortuus est. 422 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,646 Nullam eu nulla enim. 423 00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:29,997 - mutata est. - Et abiit. 424 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,792 - Post eum! - Ite, viri, colligite eum. 425 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,171 Velox. Redeo per ANDRON. 426 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:41,216 Senatum petit. possumus occurrit ei prope cubiculum pallium. Age porro. 427 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:03,030 In factorum quid pro quo. 428 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:06,075 In pecunia, sic transit gloria. 429 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,494 Gloriam aeger sum nesciebam. 430 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:12,706 - Ubi est? - Ne cures, ille huc venit. 431 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,834 — Hie esto. - Senatus consulto. 432 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,044 Senatum. 433 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:20,631 O socii! senatus Romani, audi. 434 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:24,677 Faciemus continue facere palatium post palatium divitem? 435 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:31,392 Aut aspirabimus ad nobiliorem propositum et ædificem pauperes habitationem honestam? 436 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,185 Quomodo senatus suffragium facit? 437 00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:38,148 - Fortuna pauperi! - Bonum. 438 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,238 Joe! 439 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,282 Vir mortuus erat cum ibi venero, iuro. 440 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,743 Quid rei est? Ubi eras? Quis mortuus est? 441 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,079 Animus numquam. Quomodo hinc exite? 442 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,039 - Hic, pone hoc. - Recte. 443 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:58,961 OK. Im 'agnus celeri invenio, tum conveniam.' tu ad theatrum e balneis. 444 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:01,380 — Theatrum e balneis traductis. — Recte. 445 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,507 - Vale. - Vale. 446 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,426 - Siste with the goodbyes. - OK. 447 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,972 Unam rem. Exspecta! Si evasimus, venies nobiscum? 448 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,307 - Scilicet. - Scilicet. 449 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:17,938 Scilicet. Vale. Scilicet. Scilicet! Nobiscum venit... 450 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,606 - Age porro. - OK. 451 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,443 Hos sequamur senatores. Cucullam tuam indue. 452 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:25,821 Post hos latinas. Hic itur. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. 453 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,198 Ah, bullshit, bullshit. 454 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:44,381 Oedipo da. 455 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:48,969 Oedipo da. 456 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:53,307 - Hey, Josephus. - Heus, motherfucker. 457 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,752 Fuisse hic super XXX grana abhinc. 458 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,674 - Quid detinet? - Nescio. 459 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,470 Ibi sunt. Age porro. 460 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:35,182 sicut hon. Nunc propera. Sic ambulate. 461 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,278 Festina, in hos Troianos indue. 462 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,493 Quid homma da sinistra; qui ut recta homma. 463 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:57,454 Quid facies homma? qui quasi homma da; 464 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:58,705 pugnemus! 465 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,543 Relaxa. Fortuitus. Fortuitus. 466 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:07,339 Quaecumque fiunt, noli trepidare. Noli perterreri. 467 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:11,051 Quid homma da sinistra; qui ut recta homma. 468 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,887 - Quid homma spectet... - Ibi sunt! 469 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,848 Terror! 470 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:21,019 Quid homma da sinistra; qui quasi homma rectum agit... 471 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,775 Mucum ducem, post illos abeamus. 472 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:29,278 Laevum latus accipis; Dextrum latus ducam. 473 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,573 Non nosti a dextro cornu sinistrum? 474 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,951 - Doleo, domine. Infixus lateri. - Tu transfixus lateri? 475 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,912 Flunk hinc exi. Viri! 476 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,419 Hic, hac. 477 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,179 - Chemist, potesne me iuvare? - Quid quaeris? 478 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,348 — Turba Trojanorum. - Gee, modo exit. 479 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,434 Dux Mucus! 480 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:05,606 - Mucus dux! Invenisti aliquid? — Nihil, imperator. Nihil. 481 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,276 Quaere omnia fora; quadratum, angiportum. 482 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:14,948 Dimidium facti, quaere aream. Et alii cum Mucio currunt. 483 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,871 Weve 'gotta Roma egreditur'. 484 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:23,790 Sed quomodo? plateae reptantibus militibus. 485 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,250 Videsne? 486 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:35,135 Numquam hinc exi. Tantum miraculum nos salvare potest. 487 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,847 - Miraculum! - Miraculum! 488 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,474 - Miraculum! - Miraculum! 489 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:45,771 Redditus est ad plaustrum illud. Exspecta hic, videbo si oram patet. 490 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,401 Age porro. Festinare. 491 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,746 Non, non facis. 492 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:10,796 O Deus meus! Cum cardboard pugno. 493 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,632 - Vale, caput. - Salvete, ballae. 494 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,430 - Age, curre, Comice. - Age, propera. 495 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:25,602 - MO festina, exue. - Eamus, Miracula. 496 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,860 Quid, imperator, ubi sunt? 497 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:38,532 Accipe equos. Currus obtine. Viros habete. 498 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,117 Perge! 499 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,786 Accipe mihi glaciem sarcinam. Festinare. 500 00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:49,334 - Quo fugis? - Nescio. 501 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,179 Hic mala guys veniunt. 502 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,891 Curre, Miracula, propera! Proficiunt nobis. 503 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,520 - Festina! - Age, Miracula. Abi, puer. 504 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,814 Venite, viri. In his potiti sumus. 505 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,899 Proficiunt nobis. 506 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,193 Age, Miracula. 507 00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:20,198 Ite, pueri, i! extende crura longa alba! 508 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:27,539 Avellimus. Perdis eos. 509 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:30,208 Currite, currite! 510 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,544 Celeriter ad sinistram. 511 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,714 Ad dextram Goth. Desine! 512 00:44:41,054 --> 00:44:43,347 Aliquid notum olfacio. 513 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:47,059 Laz! Laz, I got an idea! Trahere. 514 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:49,353 Trahere super! 515 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,273 — Sciebam te aliquid odoratum esse. - Insanis? 516 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:57,444 Putasne me scire quid loquor? Nasus scit. 517 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,446 Quid heck est... 518 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,074 - Quid agit? — Electa flores. 519 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,618 — Romanus Red. - Romani Rubrum? 520 00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:07,788 Totum campum wacky weedus. 521 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,749 - Legit zizania. — Papyrum. 522 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,959 Papyrum volvens. 523 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:16,213 - Chartae! Paper! - Quid? Placet hoc? 524 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,131 Bonum est. 525 00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:23,553 Securus, whitus. Hi homines valorem non noverunt. 526 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:26,390 Joseph, Festina. 527 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,277 Hoc tene. Ita vero. 528 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:42,531 - Minutatim hic aderunt. — Non cures. Non solliciti. 529 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:45,784 Nunc sumus articulatim validis armati. 530 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,995 — excute. - Eamus, Miracula. 531 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,415 Festina, nos capere necesse est. 532 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:54,960 Celeriter post eos. 533 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,261 Oh, mama! 534 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,722 Necesse est... Comperto... 535 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,850 mo- get. 536 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:12,978 - Hoc laborat! - Hoc laborat! 537 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,107 Soluti sumus Redditus manere, scis? 538 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:21,027 Frigus fiat. Frigora in nostras vertebras penetrant. 539 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:38,712 Vos ad septentriones. 540 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,675 Tu ad meridiem. Im 'agnus hic ambulo, in orbem circumeo. 541 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:50,891 Quid ergo dicemus? Capti sumus. 542 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,896 - Heus quis istuc? - Ecce quid fecit! 543 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:57,814 Deus meus. 544 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,404 O hominem mirabilem! 545 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,074 Eamus, Miracula. 546 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,257 Et custodi em usque. 547 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:31,097 Tu canis filius! Bastardus tu! 548 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:34,434 senex! Non te vivere! Non te respirare! 549 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:40,065 Tu filius canis... 550 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:46,071 - Nequaquam, ite hac via. Brevis illud praecidit. - Ad quo? 551 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,698 Portum. Ibi est navis relinquens in Iudaeam. 552 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,784 — Judaea? — Judaea. 553 00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:52,452 Judaea! 554 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,587 Im 'agnus hic manere. 555 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:05,131 Imo, Im 'agnus hic move. 556 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,844 - Curas si ceciderit? - Quid? 557 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:13,306 - Imperium Romanum. - Fortuna est. 558 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,311 Itane nostri? 559 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:19,646 Quare cessaverunt? 560 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,734 - O Marce! - Cur cessas? 561 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:28,822 Cur non adhuc eos persequimur? Num sensus perdidisti? 562 00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:31,783 Visne detrahi dignitatibus ac privilegiis? 563 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:35,787 Visne mitti in lacum? Visne... 564 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:39,332 Visne saltare? 565 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,668 Lindus! 566 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:19,623 Heus, aspice. Ibi est navis ut 'agnus dei nos ludaeam ducat.' 567 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:24,127 Imus in via ad Iudaeam 568 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:28,715 Nos certe adepto circa 569 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,898 Videsne? Dixi vobis hic opus erat. 570 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:51,905 Recte dicis. "Auxilium voluit. CONLECTARIUS, architriclinus et elutoria ". Im 'agnus minister erit. 571 00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:54,157 - COLLECTARIUS. - Ego proni puella reprehendo. 572 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,993 - Quid... - Recte, ego elutoria ero. 573 00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:01,247 Heus, haedi. Miraculum Et speculator tollet aream ad possibilia clava date. 574 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,085 Galilaeam experiar. Audivi quod Herodes rex in alea portat. 575 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:07,462 Eamus, Miracula. 576 00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:10,757 - Cave, Swiftus. — Vale, Miracula. 577 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:14,928 Comicus. 578 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:19,182 Eccli. 579 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,978 - Ignosce. - Nunc, hac nocte, convivium privatum habemus. 580 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:30,235 Imperat tibi. Rectum esto. Urbanum esto. And dis vino mulso, infixi sumus cum eo. 581 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:32,320 "Vinum ventilate mulsi, sumus..." 582 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:34,864 - Noli nunc scribere. Nunc ite. - Ita domine. 583 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:39,411 Bonum auxilium hodie obtinere non potest. 584 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:47,919 Ante hanc noctem, unus ex uobis ter me tradet. 585 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:49,337 Nulla nulla. 586 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,090 Domine, quomodo sentis? quis hic te prodat? 587 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:54,676 Tu, quem usque ad mortem sequemur? 588 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,469 Ita est. 589 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,722 Num omnes pulmentum volunt? 590 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,975 Placet, loqui oportet. Haec sit cena nostra novissima. 591 00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:05,478 Heus, primus ordo est. Una interrogatio et ego te omnes dimittam. 592 00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:08,106 Omnesne estis simul, an separat se cohibet? 593 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:11,735 - Abite! Abi. - Recte, OK, OK. 594 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:14,487 Ita, ita dicis. 595 00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:18,450 Sed qui in nobis iam me hac nocte prodidit. 596 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:21,161 - OMS? - OMS? quis potest fieri? 597 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:22,871 Juda! 598 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:26,332 Vin' potum? Conare vinum mulsum, terribile est. 599 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,251 Minime! Sinite nos. 600 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,295 Ite, ite. 601 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,464 Recte, all right. Jesus! 602 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,008 - Ita? - Quid? 603 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:37,427 - Quid? - Quid? 604 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:38,678 Ita. 605 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:39,888 - Iesus! - Quid? 606 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,222 - Ita? - Quid? 607 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:43,016 "Quid ergo?" 608 00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:44,267 Quid? 609 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:45,727 Nihil. 610 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,565 — Ah. Leonardus. — Buongiorno. 611 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:54,027 - Sicut secunda... - Bene habet. globi effigiem iussimus. 612 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:07,874 Hoc nullum est bonum. Omnes accepi terga. 613 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:16,174 OK. Omnes pretii esse in pictura, posside et trans mensam. 614 00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:33,149 tene. 615 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:24,242 Fuit annus MCCCCLXXXIX. 616 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:27,161 Atra pestis continentem depopulavit. 617 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:30,832 Infamis auto- da-fé hora erat; 618 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,711 ubi, publice ludibrio; haeretici et non credentes 619 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:38,089 excruciati et combusti sunt in agunt, sicut atmosphaera. 620 00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:41,885 Et ductus est formidolosissimum spectrum 621 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:45,555 ut semper ad iudicium sedeas de bono et malo; 622 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:50,143 Maximus Inquisitor, Turrecremada. 623 00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:52,353 Omnes attendite. 624 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:55,315 Nunc Sanctitas Sua ingreditur, Turrecremata; 625 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,318 Maximus Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisitio. 626 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:09,871 Turrecremata. Ne eum pro misericordia imploremus. 627 00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:13,833 Turrecremata. Noli veniam peto. 628 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:17,170 Turrecremata. Noli quaerere ab eo misericordiam. 629 00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:21,507 Aspiciamus illud; non potes dicere ei aliquid outta. 630 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:26,012 Omnes qui volunt confiteri vias suas malas; 631 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:29,515 et ad veram Ecclesiam recipiendam et amplectendam; 632 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:33,853 converte nunc, seu in aeternum ardeat in inferno. 633 00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:38,358 Nunc enim incipit Inquisitio. 634 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:46,115 Inquisitionis, incipiamus 635 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,368 Inquisitio, vide peccatum 636 00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:53,206 - Habemus missionem ad Iudaeos convertendos - Judaeus, Judaeus, Judaeus, Judaeus, Judaeus, Judaeus, Judaeus ; 637 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,500 Nos amet doceat eos de iure iniuriam 638 00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:57,919 Non amet adiuva illas videre lucem 639 00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:02,840 - Et oblatum fac quod negare non possunt - Iudaei modo negare non possunt 640 00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,676 Confess 641 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,345 Noli esse odiosis 642 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,514 Etiam dicere 643 00:55:09,682 --> 00:55:10,974 Noli esse hebes 644 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,977 A fact 645 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,854 Neglecta es 646 00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:20,400 Melius perdere calua tua, quam calvariam 647 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:21,734 Oy, oy, gevald 648 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,028 Inquisitione, quid ostendat 649 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,322 Inquisitionis, hic imus 650 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:31,119 Scimus volentes te abire 651 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:35,164 Sed hic est Inquisitio et hic est manere 652 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:36,374 O pueri! 653 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:39,043 Inquisitione, quid gaudium? 654 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,838 Inquisitio, oy, oy 655 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:47,176 Ego in templo sedebam; Cogitabam negotium meum 656 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,388 Ego audire pulchra Missa Hebraica 657 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:53,349 Hi pontificii immergunt; projice me in carcerem 658 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:56,352 Et meum asinum trudere candens immisso 659 00:55:56,729 --> 00:56:00,106 Estne id considerate? Estne urbanum? 660 00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:04,152 Et non fistulam Parasceves H in facie 661 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:08,156 Ego pullos fligo; respiciens per pickings 662 00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:10,450 Et subito haec goys destruam muros 663 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:14,287 ne novi quidem. adprehenderunt me per scrotum 664 00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:17,290 Et inceperunt ludentem Ping-Pong cum balls 665 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:20,793 Oy agonia! O pudor! 666 00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:24,338 Ut faciam privatis meis pro ludo publico 667 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:31,637 Inquisitione, quid ostendat 668 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:34,140 Inquisitionis, hic imus 669 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:39,312 Scimus volentes te abire 670 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,315 Sed hic est Inquisitio et hic est. 671 00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:44,567 Heus, Torquate, quid ais? 672 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:49,322 - Modo reditum ex auto-da-fé - Auto-da-fé? Quid auto-da-fé? 673 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:52,450 Hoc est quod debes facere sed tu usquam 674 00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:59,665 - Vis converti? - Non, non, non, non 675 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,126 - Vis confiteri? - Non, non, non, non 676 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,587 - Vis reverti? - Non, non, non, non 677 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,215 - Etiam dices? - Non, non, non, non 678 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:09,967 Nunc pulchre rogavi; Dixi pulchellus placere 679 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:13,221 aures inclinavi; nunc genibus operabor! 680 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,496 Heus, Torquate, ambula hoc modo 681 00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:42,708 Venimus paulo ludum ut vis ludere 682 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:45,545 Sic collige manubrium tuum, experire fortunam tuam 683 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:48,047 Quis scit, Torquate, posses vincere cervos 684 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,007 Recte! 685 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,402 In curru pone. 686 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,737 — In curru. — In curru. 687 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,201 Quid facimus? Quis hodie conversos? 688 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:20,246 nemo, nay, nay 689 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:23,666 Digitos complanavimus; CUNNUS suis nos notas 690 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,169 Nihil laborat 691 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,088 Mittite in moniales! 692 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:43,389 Inquisitione, quid ostendat 693 01:00:43,557 --> 01:00:46,892 Inquisitionis, hic imus 694 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:52,982 Scimus volentes te abire 695 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:56,610 Venite ergo, Saraceni et vos Judaei 696 01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:59,572 Venimus magnum nuntium pro omnibus yous 697 01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:02,116 Tu meliorem partem tuam mutare 698 01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:05,411 Hac nocte 699 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:08,247 'Inquisitionis causa hic' 700 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,499 Et hic est 701 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:17,298 manere 702 01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:40,988 Paris. Urbs impleta cum paupertate, miseria et desperatione. 703 01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:45,076 Tempus erat novis rebus maturum. 704 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,537 Lacus coros! 705 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:52,500 Nuper lecta a coeno divitum. 706 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,295 Lacus coros. Lacus coros. 707 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,589 Mures. Mures. 708 01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:01,342 Delicatus mures mortuus pro sale. 709 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:05,888 Perfice pro rat pulmentum, rat pulmentum, rat pie; 710 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:09,600 et semper vulgaris ratatouille. 711 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:12,561 Nihil. Nihil. 712 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:15,606 Ego omnino nihil venale accepi. 713 01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:23,447 Domine, adiuva me. Pereo ad mortem. 714 01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:27,326 - Auxilia, da aliquid... - Apage. Noli mihi molestus esse, porcos. 715 01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:30,329 Quaeso, nummus, cibus, aliquid. Adiuva me, adiuva... 716 01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:33,833 Impedite a me manus sordidas. abscede. 717 01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:37,086 Quaeso! 718 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,171 Aliquid, aliquid. Pereo ad mortem ... 719 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:42,550 Vide quid venimus. 720 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:46,679 Mendicis a mendicis. 721 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:58,023 Bonjour, Madame Defarge. 722 01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:00,443 Bonjour, Latium. 723 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,820 omnes tacent. Conventus incipit. 724 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,573 Conservet miseros. 725 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:10,828 Non habeo tibi dicere illa paupertas viarum Paris. 726 01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,705 Yeah! 727 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:16,584 Familiae non habent satis pecuniae pro pane. 728 01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:19,128 — Haud. - Nos ad nihilum fere descendimus. 729 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:23,466 Hebdomada proxima, ipse e lana cucurrit. 730 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:28,387 - Iura nulla habemus. — Haud. 731 01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:31,390 - Non habemus dicere. — Haud. 732 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:34,518 - Nullam dignitatem habemus! - Minime! 733 01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:40,024 tam pauperes sumus; ne linguam quidem habemus. 734 01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:42,651 Stultum modo accentu. 735 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:48,199 Iusta est! Iusta est. Omnes loquimur sicut Mauritius Chevalier. 736 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:54,788 Quod opus est nova lingua. 737 01:03:54,956 --> 01:04:01,545 Carmen de certamine loquens; de triumpho loquitur. 738 01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:07,259 - Tempus agendi! - Ita! 739 01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:10,930 Omnes stabunt. 740 01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:13,682 Repetere post me... 741 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:25,277 Nulla non nulla. Peripsima muta. 742 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:29,073 Mortem dico Ludovico rege. 743 01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:33,118 Obiit Ludovicus rex. 744 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:36,121 bene! Bonum est. 745 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:41,752 Et nunc hunc conventum finem faciamus editum ex corr. 746 01:04:52,931 --> 01:04:57,309 Oh, sed cum hoc longo itinere istum sermonem exhaustum, famelicus sum. 747 01:04:57,477 --> 01:04:58,978 Bearnaise? 748 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,063 Etiam? 749 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:06,110 Habesne eorum passae delectamentum relictum? 750 01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:09,196 Tu tuum manducasti. 751 01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:11,365 Haec mea sunt. 752 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:14,868 Au contraire. Mea sunt. Pro his dedi. 753 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,620 Tradere eis. 754 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:24,086 Au contraire. Pro his dedi. Illa mea sunt. 755 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:28,173 Ne sis mihi petulans, Bearnaise. 756 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,854 Comes de Moneta. 757 01:05:42,856 --> 01:05:44,773 Comes de Moneta. 758 01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:49,278 Goffridus de Money, Count de Money. 759 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:54,241 — Comes de Money, comes de Money! — de Monet, de Monet. 760 01:05:54,409 --> 01:05:57,620 — Comes de Moneta. — Comes de Moneta. 761 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:09,757 Debemus sartorem depellere. 762 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:14,595 Non amo manicis tuis. Non amo colaphos tuos, non amo cuffes tuas. 763 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:20,142 Hominis cuffes debet esse ad extremum pec-pee. 764 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,896 Tua sunt omnia usque ad pilas tuas. 765 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:28,817 - Saltem habeo. — canis. 766 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:34,448 - Lackey! — Comes de Moneta. 767 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:36,575 de Monet. 768 01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:39,912 — Monet. Dic! Monet. Monet. - Mo... Mo..net. 769 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,873 Mo... retia. 770 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:45,751 Perfectum. Noli oblivisci. da iterum mihi. Monet. 771 01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:48,295 — Monet. - Ipsum bonum. Ubi maiestas? 772 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,506 Domine rex latrunculis ludit. 773 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:54,718 Chess? latrunculorum odi. 774 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,977 Tua est, Majestas tua. 775 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:10,401 Sat scio, putz petis. 776 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,446 Video. 777 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:22,538 Eques to rook quattuor. 778 01:07:29,838 --> 01:07:32,005 - Tuum move, Poppinjay. - Imo pater. 779 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:43,767 — Pawno episcopus minatur. - Quid infernum dixisti? 780 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:46,395 arrhabonem episcopum minatur. 781 01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,939 Omnes jus. intellexi. 782 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:53,986 arrhabonem episcopum minatur. Recte, Poppinjay. Privilegium regis invoco. 783 01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:56,321 Tres movet ad unum. Ita! 784 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,286 Eques exultat regina. 785 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:06,498 antistes exultat regina. 786 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:11,670 Homines illico regina. 787 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:19,344 Gangbang! Age, Gaudeamus omnes reginam salire. 788 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:25,142 Excute istos dicks! Hic itur. 789 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,693 Quod spectaculum. 790 01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:42,117 Estne regina ludus bonus? 791 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:46,538 Et talis est fatuus. attamen oportet nos facere omnia possumus 792 01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:50,459 salvare quod ius divinum et historiam capiti eius imposuerunt. 793 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:54,630 - Capillamentum eius? - Minime, tu incuses. Corona eius. 794 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,590 Symbolum « Dextra facit ». 795 01:08:56,758 --> 01:08:59,885 res nostras fortunas et titulis adnexis. 796 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:01,470 Monarchia. 797 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:06,725 - Loqueris num maiestati eius? — Fortasse postea. 798 01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:10,562 Habebamus iter largitatis; Priusquam erumpam, mihi subveniendum est. 799 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:13,232 - Ubi est garcon de piss? - Vidi eum modo. 800 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:15,359 Oh, ibi est. pergam. 801 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:19,822 - O merci, monsieur. - Piss puer! 802 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:22,282 Ah, oui, monsieur. Oui. 803 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:26,411 - Oui, oui? - Immo multum est. 804 01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:28,372 S'il vous plaît. 805 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,880 Serva inquisitionem. Invenies. 806 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:39,424 Oh, me solum relinquas. Hoc tractare possum. 807 01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:51,520 nota tibi vide. Quis similis tibi vultus? 808 01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:54,022 Je ne sais pas. 809 01:09:55,900 --> 01:10:00,445 Quae est ista puella? Splendida est. 810 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:08,287 — Da veniam, da veniam. - Ita? 811 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,789 Meientis in calceamentum meum es. 812 01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:13,500 - Ignosce. Mente mulctra tua! - Ignosce, doleo. 813 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,676 Exspecta quate. 814 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,601 Iam ibi. Id tibi. 815 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,561 Defricatus urina. 816 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,273 Gratias agimus tibi. Ut postea youll 'adepto. 817 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:41,069 Oh melius est. 818 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:45,782 Ascendat regina, caeli det reginam. Omnibus nobis bona fuit illa. 819 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:54,374 Ooh! Est injuriosum frenum of crumpet. 820 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,884 O majestas tua. 821 01:11:04,052 --> 01:11:07,679 - Quid agitur, Maria? - Oh tam nequam. 822 01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,727 Bonum est esse regem. 823 01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:35,082 Omnia tam viridia! 824 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:38,377 Majestate, possimne tibi sermo habere? 825 01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:41,088 - Cura parum toot? — Non, miserére. 826 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,674 Noli, annon? Bene plus nobis relinquit. 827 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:49,054 - Quis es? - Majestas tua, ego Mademoiselle Rimbaud. 828 01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,349 Delicata nomina. 829 01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:56,144 - Dic mihi, fili mi, quid faciam tibi? — Majestas tua. 830 01:11:56,312 --> 01:12:01,108 Pater meus, Monsieur Rimbaud, pro ten annis elanguit in Bastille. 831 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,902 Si non eum primum exi, morte moriatur. 832 01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:07,322 Misericordiam tuam me praecipito. Dimitte eum. 833 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:12,411 - Cur in Bastille missus est? - Dixit aliquid in convivio regio. 834 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:17,332 - Quid dixit? - Dixit, "Non tam malus est pauper." 835 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:22,587 Pouilly Fuisse! "Nonne tam malus est pauper"? Sis felix, vivit adhuc. 836 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:27,759 Quaeso, Caesar, ne pereat. I'll' impetrare aliquid, to gain his pardon, anything. 837 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:30,137 Ecquid? 838 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:35,934 Majestati vestrae in coenobio evectus sum. Non carnis deliciis indulgeo. 839 01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:40,272 Non exstingue, non egredieris. 840 01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:43,942 Tuam, Caesar, simpliciter non faciam. 841 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:48,488 Age, facis. Scis te facere. 842 01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:52,034 Omnes facimus. Amamus facere. Hoc tu facis. 843 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,953 - Minime, nescio. — Vis facere. id faciam. 844 01:12:55,121 --> 01:13:01,293 Facere amo. Ego iustus fecit et paratus sum ad faciendum illud. Non dicas, non feceris. 845 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:06,548 Nunc aut facis, aut pater tuus moritur. 846 01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,925 Est vel gibbus, vel mors. 847 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:13,972 - Humperdinck? — Humperdinck haud. " vel gibbum mortis." 848 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:18,643 Vos got decem seconds ad mentem tuam statuere. Hump. Mors. Hump. Mors. Hump. Mors. 849 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,312 Hump. Mors. Hump. Mors. 850 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,731 Hump. Mors. Tempus breve est! Hump. Mors... 851 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,108 Recte, all right. Hump! 852 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:31,239 Optime. Gaudeo te super hoc cogitasse. Esto in thalamis meis in media nocte. 853 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:33,492 A toute a I'heure. 854 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:34,826 Exspecta! 855 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,871 Noli quicquam induere... 856 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:40,248 implicata. 857 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:55,013 Bonum est esse regem. 858 01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:02,729 Majestas tua, Verbum mihi vobiscum est... 859 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:05,857 Ah, comes de Money. 860 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:08,527 — De Mo. - Noli me corrigere. Quid est? 861 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:10,612 Nempe Majestas tua. 862 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:14,950 Ad rem maxime urgentem veni. Sceleratas esse dicitur populus. 863 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,577 Hoc dixisti. Super glaciem olent. 864 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:22,499 Imo haec quaestio gravissima est. The rustici te non curant. 865 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:25,794 Quid? quid attinet rusticos? 866 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:29,131 Populus meus es tu. Ego sum rex eorum. 867 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:32,300 Eos amo. Trahere! 868 01:14:36,264 --> 01:14:40,058 — Ad laevam trudunt. — Majestate tua res est auctior. 869 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,769 Violenta rustici potest crescere. 870 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:45,188 - Vehemens? Credis? - Ita. 871 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:48,066 odi iniquitatem. Est' unum detestor. 872 01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:51,069 VIOLENTIA. Abominor. 873 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:52,737 Trahere! 874 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:56,241 Lapis cecidit. 875 01:14:56,409 --> 01:15:01,913 Sed, Majestate tua, modo in causa longinqui possibilitas revolutionis temporalis; 876 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:06,251 non putas sapere e Paride incolumem te habere? 877 01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:12,090 Fortasse recte. Sed quis? sedere in solio me absente meo? 878 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:18,346 — Duplex inveniemus, positum eum in throno. — Ah. Duplex in casu angustiae. hoc placet. 879 01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:24,936 Sed ubi vis invenire canem decorum est reponere me? 880 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:29,566 Oh, Immo, sane, sane. Id est! 881 01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:35,697 - Majestas tua, vide sicut puer defricatus! - Et vide sicut situla stercore! 882 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:37,866 Imo non intelligis, Caesar. 883 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:41,912 Voluntas Dei est. Nisi pulchritudinis signum et barba. 884 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,623 — Duplex est nobis. - Sacrebleu! 885 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:46,958 Recte dicis. Ego tamquam puerum defricatus urina. 886 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:51,463 Omnes jus. In primo signo tribulationis, ipse est rex. 887 01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:53,757 — Perge. — Protinus, sire. 888 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:57,636 Bearnaise! Garçon, Mecum est mihi sermo tecum. 889 01:15:57,803 --> 01:16:00,305 - Non sum completus. — Tu es. mecum veni. 890 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:03,099 - Perfectus es. - Finitus sum. 891 01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:05,227 Lackey. 892 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,272 Majestatem tuam. 893 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,741 Bonum est esse regem. 894 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:24,746 - Bonum. Pulchritudinis autem signum est. - Venit. 895 01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:35,757 Mirum. Nemo unquam suspicaturus ut Regiam Celsitudinem 896 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:39,302 est vere humilis defricatus urina puer. 897 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:43,723 Hoc opus est numquam amet. Quaeso, Comes de Pecunia... 898 01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:45,850 de Monet, de Monet. 899 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:49,271 De Monet, Dubonnet, Ciboney - suus 'agnus non opus. 900 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:52,524 Non possum regem agere. Nescio rex. 901 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:56,361 Obsecro... Vides? Videsne? Velut rex ambulare non possum. 902 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:59,990 Pedes ambulare non possum. In calce non sum bonus. In calcibus bonus est. 903 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:03,952 Hoc numquam operabitur. Quid agis? hoc mihi facis? Quid hoc est? 904 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,455 Cur vestis me sicut regem? Cur rex esse debeo? 905 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:11,042 Is est valde simplex, vere. Rectene comae? 906 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:13,878 — Dire. - Bene reficere. 907 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:20,760 Ita. Vides, nuper, has rumor de novis rebus fuit. 908 01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:23,430 Quod si fieret res nova, 909 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:26,057 prima res populus facturus abscisum est caput regis. 910 01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:29,936 Si duplex est in solio; rex incolumis 911 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:33,231 — dum abscindunt duplicem caput. — Me capio. 912 01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:37,068 Heus! I pervenit! I pervenit! 913 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:41,948 - Num hic abscindendum caput meum? - Occule ibi, videbo quis sit. 914 01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:55,587 Recte, suscipe me! Me depopulate, Majestatem tuam. Pactus est pactus. 915 01:17:56,714 --> 01:18:00,091 - Recte. - Exspectate! Non es rex. 916 01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:05,138 Verus, verus. Ego sum Comes de Moneta... de Monet, de Monet. 917 01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:09,434 Sed rex ad tempus indispositus est. Venisti ad dextram loco. 918 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:10,727 Quaeso. 919 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:20,528 Turbatus es, mi carissimi. Te adiuva me. 920 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:25,617 - Non video quomodo potes. - Quidni? 921 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:31,790 Certum negotium mihi virginitatis pro libertate patris; 922 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:36,419 et libidini regis obsequi. 923 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,463 O libidinosum wa... 924 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,843 Concisa. 925 01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:48,098 Haec est tristissima nox vitae meae. 926 01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:52,310 Nox mea et laetissimus. 927 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,064 Ignosce. 928 01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:03,321 Numerare? 929 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,491 Comes de Pecunia? Comes de Pecunia? 930 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:09,244 De Monet... De Monet... 931 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,704 Ignosce, comitemne vidisti? 932 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:14,040 Hic erat nunc... 933 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:19,337 Recte, Majestas tua. Depopulate me quaeso. 934 01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:21,673 Gee, Modo comedit. Volo... 935 01:19:21,841 --> 01:19:25,009 - Suscipe me, Caesar, suscipe me! - Ubi? 936 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:31,933 Me spolia! Humiliare me! Tantum facite! fac! Hump! Hump! Hump! 937 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:35,937 Bonum est esse regem. Ecce veni huc. De hoc fama. 938 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:38,606 Cur non habemus cena candelabra mira? 939 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:42,360 Tum duo magnums vini; paucas tabulas nudas video. 940 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:46,698 - Abi modo, scis quid velim? - Tuam, Caesar, non intelligo. 941 01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:52,036 Dixisti, si dimittam te mecum, tu pater e carcere. 942 01:19:52,204 --> 01:19:54,747 Ah! Id quod dixi. 943 01:19:54,915 --> 01:19:58,585 Vide ad omnes intenciones et proposita; Ego sum rex recte? 944 01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:01,921 Cur non itur ad mensam meam? In scrinio veniae oportet esse; 945 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:04,716 et youll 'adepto vestri tata de claustro animae. Age porro. 946 01:20:04,884 --> 01:20:09,554 Intueamur per mensam. oportet esse milia veniarum in scrinio regis. 947 01:20:09,722 --> 01:20:12,807 Hic itur. OK. 948 01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:18,730 Supplicium, exactio, exactio; supplicium, exactio, ex... Tough guy. 949 01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:22,275 Hoc non potest esse... Debet esse veniae alicubi. Videamus. 950 01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:28,156 Ah! Unius. unus superest. Fortunati sumus. Ita. 951 01:20:28,908 --> 01:20:31,075 Videamus. Nomen patris tui? 952 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,619 Rimbaud. 953 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:35,914 Rimbaud? Quomodo exponis "R..."? Oh, never mind. 954 01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:38,833 — Rimbaud. Estne Gallicus? — Oui. 955 01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:44,297 Omnes jus. Hic itur. 14 Iulii 1789; 956 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:47,926 signatum a Ludovico... quatorze, quinze, sedecim... 957 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:51,387 - Quomodo dicis "sedecim" Gallice? — Cape. 958 01:20:51,555 --> 01:20:55,433 Cape te. Bonum est. 959 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:05,443 Nunc hoc dabis ministro capitis carcerem, et liberabit patrem tuum. 960 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,029 Majestatem tuam. 961 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:14,160 Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, tweet. 962 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:17,830 Salve? Non mihi hodie carmen, Petre? 963 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:21,459 Quid tibi est? Cat linguam obtinuit? 964 01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:27,507 recte essem. Suam linguam accepit; oculos & roftrum. Sors fuit. 965 01:21:27,675 --> 01:21:30,051 Oh, care me. 966 01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:33,096 Non ita felix, Petrus 967 01:21:33,264 --> 01:21:39,477 Oh, tibi. Nequam pussy. Naughty, apostata pussy. 968 01:21:39,645 --> 01:21:43,314 Nunc ad catapultam inveniendam. 969 01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:49,362 Ibi in s. 970 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:53,825 Pater! 971 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,621 O mi pater dilecte, evangelium habeo. 972 01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:00,331 Liber es. 973 01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:07,505 Libero! Audistine, parum ales amicos meos? Liberum. Libero! 974 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:11,217 Itaque liberi quoque erunt. 975 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:20,143 Vola, mea bella. Volare. 976 01:22:20,311 --> 01:22:24,355 discedite! Caelum tuum cubilia est. 977 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:27,900 Felix portum, Mater, Domina Schultz. 978 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:31,779 Propera, pater. Festina, antequam rex animum mutat. 979 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:35,825 Quid reticulo! Quomodo dormiam? 980 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:37,660 Fistulae, pompa... 981 01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:40,747 Majestas tua! 982 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:46,294 Velox, evasisti. Aulam oppugnant. 983 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:49,172 Sic strepitus s. Seditio! 984 01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:53,426 - Free, liber sum... — Mi pater, hominem ignovisti. 985 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:57,472 Gratias ago celsitudini tuae. Ego nunquam vivere cogitavi ut diem 986 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:01,225 - cum iterum volo. - Etiam, est. 987 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:04,395 Pater! 988 01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:08,358 Quis stultus tapete in pariete posuit? 989 01:23:08,525 --> 01:23:10,193 - Eia age. — ocius, Pater. 990 01:23:10,361 --> 01:23:12,695 Non tam longus es quam esses. 991 01:23:12,863 --> 01:23:14,322 — Erravi. - Velox, sequere me. 992 01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:16,074 Velociter, festinate. 993 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,456 Quid... Quis hunc locum disposuit? 994 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:31,089 Illac, illac. 995 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:35,885 - Ibi est. - Exspecta, expecta. Magnum errorem facis. 996 01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:38,638 - In nomine populi Francorum. — Fronce. 997 01:23:38,806 --> 01:23:43,768 ...Fronciam te ponimus, Ludovico rege, detineatur. 998 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:47,897 Sed, dot dot, non intelligis! 999 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:51,609 Auferte eum. Omnes auferte. 1000 01:23:51,777 --> 01:23:54,779 Nequaquam, exspecta! vobiscum sum. 1001 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:59,283 hei! hei! 1002 01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:19,303 Oh, Jacques, Jacques. 1003 01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:23,975 Animi mi. vigilate me et exemplo meo accipe cor meum. 1004 01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:28,187 Non sum rex natus; aut rex fuit; 1005 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,898 sed mori possum ut rex. 1006 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:34,610 Majestas tua? Tu proximus es. 1007 01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:38,114 - Num caecum requiris? — Nullus. 1008 01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:40,616 - Num ultima verba habes? — Nullus. 1009 01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:43,578 Teste Guillotino. 1010 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:48,332 Sancta cacas! Exspecta paulisper, expecta paulisper. 1011 01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:52,336 - Last request, last request. - Quae est petitio tua novissima? 1012 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:55,965 — Novocaine. - Exspecta paulisper. 1013 01:24:56,717 --> 01:25:00,470 Nulla res notae medicinae scientia. 1014 01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:04,640 — Opperiar. - Cape eum! 1015 01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:07,268 Caput aufer! Caput aufer! 1016 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:10,354 Obsecro, audi me. non sum rex. 1017 01:25:10,522 --> 01:25:12,273 Bullshit! 1018 01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:14,692 Vulgus admodum difficile est. 1019 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,403 — eum carpe. - Exspecta. Exspecta paulisper. Gimme intermissum. 1020 01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:21,824 - Pone caput in scandalum. - Exspecta, mori nolo. Noli me laedere. 1021 01:25:34,755 --> 01:25:36,839 Tantum miraculum eum salvare potest. 1022 01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:42,220 Miraculum! 1023 01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:46,682 Non credo! Iosephus! 1024 01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:48,726 Heus! 1025 01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:51,896 - Heus infans! Descende. Descende. - Salire! 1026 01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:07,620 Ut omnes huc sciebas ab Imperio Romano? 1027 01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:12,333 Noli esse quadratus, mon cher. Movies magicae est. 1028 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:20,508 Melius osculum mox habuimus. 1029 01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:25,221 - Quid? - Venimus ad finem. Videsne? 1030 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:27,932 O amica mea... 1031 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:31,686 O amica mea. 1032 01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:37,817 Finis magnus similis est. 1033 01:26:50,956 --> 01:26:52,748 Exspecta! Quo tenditis? 1034 01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:58,629 Mox venio! Non deesset " Historia Mundi Pars II. 1035 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:01,549 Vide Hitler in glaciem. 1036 01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:19,317 Vide Funus Vikingi. 1037 01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:43,841 Vide Iudaeos in spatio. 1038 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:52,350 De Iudaeis sumus in spatio 1039 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:55,519 Zooming una sumus, protegens Hebraeorum genus 1040 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:59,690 De Iudaeis sumus in spatio 1041 01:27:59,858 --> 01:28:03,861 Si molestum videtur; nos in loco suo posuit 1042 01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:08,199 Cum goyim oppugnare 1043 01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:10,993 Dabimus eas sapere; nos palmis ius in facie 1044 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:31,430 De Iudaeis sumus in spatio 1045 01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:38,521 Zooming una sumus, protegens Hebraeorum genus 1046 01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:38,604 Zooming una sumus, protegens Hebraeorum genus