1 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,070 - There's something wrong. 2 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,597 - The machine has expelled all of its energy 3 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,300 directly into Emmanuelle. 4 00:01:02,335 --> 00:01:03,732 What?! 5 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,197 - Emmanuelle is taking all of the energy, 6 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,470 which means the wormhole is forming inside of her. 7 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:11,032 That simple. 8 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:12,527 - Then, shut it off! It's that simple! 9 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,300 - Dr. Blue? 10 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,430 Carla? 11 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,830 William? 12 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:56,797 Where am I? 13 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,233 I know this story. 14 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:14,527 What's my line? 15 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,530 Curiouser and curiouser? 16 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:21,727 Eat me. Drink me? 17 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:25,803 Drink me? Eat me? 18 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,948 Well, you eat something first, 19 00:03:29,983 --> 00:03:32,197 and then you wash it down. 20 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:33,633 Right? 21 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:05,597 Well, I had a 50-50 chance. 22 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:18,097 Here goes nothing. 23 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:49,833 * Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo 24 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:23,570 * Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo 25 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:51,727 * Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo-doo 26 00:05:51,733 --> 00:05:53,673 * Doo-doo 27 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,930 - Just go with it, Emmanuelle. 28 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,600 You'll wake up soon. 29 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,830 - How's the tea, ladies? 30 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:18,100 - This is some good shit. 31 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,197 Oh, hello! 32 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:29,032 We have a new guest! 33 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:31,967 Have you come to partake in my services, 34 00:06:32,002 --> 00:06:34,197 insert name here? 35 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,800 - Emmanuelle. 36 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,065 What's going on? 37 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,648 - Oh, it's just a tea party! 38 00:06:42,683 --> 00:06:45,197 My, you are scrumptious. 39 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:48,073 I'm tempted to do you on the house. 40 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,332 - On the house? 41 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,567 - Well, at least the table. 42 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,298 - How do I compare to your spider friend? 43 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:58,197 - He's not my friend. I don't like spiders. 44 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,727 What is that? 45 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:02,532 - That's Timothy, the tit mouse. 46 00:07:02,567 --> 00:07:04,447 - And you're the Mad Hatter, I take it. 47 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:06,327 - Oh, you could take it, 48 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,015 if you promise to give it back. 49 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:09,697 The thing is it comes attached, 50 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,400 and the rest of me is part of the package, I'm afraid. 51 00:07:12,435 --> 00:07:15,070 But most of the ladies don't seem to mind. 52 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:17,816 That's Goldilocks, who speaks when 53 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:20,527 three bears worth of experience. 54 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:24,367 - I can't take it anymore. I'm so horny, Hatter. 55 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,897 Do me. Do me now. 56 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,770 - Me too. 57 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:35,067 - What are you? 58 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:36,927 A gigolo? 59 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,731 - Oh! You got it in one! 60 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:40,530 But let me further explain 61 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:43,803 this wondrous world you're visiting. 62 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:04,427 * Nothin' is nothin, and all is all 63 00:08:04,433 --> 00:08:07,773 * Big is little, and short is tall 64 00:08:07,808 --> 00:08:11,132 * In is out, and up is down 65 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:14,367 * The world is flat, and the sky is round 66 00:08:14,402 --> 00:08:16,367 * So do the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 67 00:08:16,402 --> 00:08:18,527 * Dance with a gigolo 68 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,818 * Jiggle-jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 69 00:08:20,853 --> 00:08:23,103 * Try to wiggle, wiggle-wiggle 70 00:08:23,138 --> 00:08:25,370 * Go baby, go, go, go, go 71 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,832 * Go, go, go 72 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:30,067 * Do the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 73 00:08:30,102 --> 00:08:32,897 * Like a bowl of Jell-O 74 00:08:48,933 --> 00:08:52,266 * Who knows what this is really all about 75 00:08:52,301 --> 00:08:55,635 * Send us a postcard if you figure it out 76 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:58,932 * But never say never, and have no fear 77 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:02,097 * 'Cause all I know is it's great to be here 78 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,200 * Doin' the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 79 00:09:04,235 --> 00:09:06,332 * Dance with the gigolo 80 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,927 * Jiggle-jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 81 00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:12,303 * Like a bowl of Jell-O 82 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:18,133 - I don't think you'll be needing this for a while. 83 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:21,933 * Jiggle, jiggle-jiggle 84 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:49,927 - If you bring good news, enter. 85 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:53,073 If not, go away and die. 86 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,330 - The deed is done, my Queen. 87 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,270 - Snow White is no more? 88 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,083 Her heart. 89 00:10:05,118 --> 00:10:07,032 - Excellent. 90 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:09,667 Now, we'll see who's the fairest of them all. 91 00:10:09,702 --> 00:10:11,497 Fairest. 92 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,730 - Why? What do you mean by that? 93 00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:16,633 - Oh, nothing, my Queen. 94 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,527 It's just that you had me kill Snow White 95 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:23,303 for her growing up to become more beautiful than you. 96 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,530 She didn't do anything wrong. 97 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,932 It was just, uh, genetics. 98 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:31,327 So, I'm not sure if that would qualify as 99 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,333 really being fair. 100 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:40,300 - Leave me, before I cut your heart out as well. 101 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,765 Mirror, mirror, on the wall-- 102 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,730 - I'm actually not on the wall. 103 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,932 - What? 104 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,127 - I'm a standing mirror. 105 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,173 I'm a good four feet from the wall. 106 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,227 - So? 107 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,073 I'm just saying. 108 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,073 - Fine. 109 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,232 Mirror, mirror, against the wall-- 110 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,597 - Near the wall, not really against it. 111 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:19,173 - Mirror, mirror, near the wall, 112 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,827 who's the fair-- 113 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,870 Who's the sexiest of them all? 114 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,765 Who the fuck is that?! 115 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,465 - Her name is Emmanuelle. 116 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,670 She's just arrived in this land. 117 00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,197 - From where? 118 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,332 Another world. 119 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,897 - You've gotta be kidding me. 120 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,232 First, I have to deal with this Dorothy bitch. 121 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:54,267 Then, this Alice chick pops out of a rabbit's hole. 122 00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:55,897 What the hell's going on here? 123 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,670 Are they posting open house signs 124 00:11:57,705 --> 00:11:59,467 at the edge of the kingdom? 125 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,567 Gregory! 126 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,148 I'm sorry, my queen. 127 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,897 Please don't kill me. 128 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,635 I couldn't do it. 129 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,132 I tried, but I... 130 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:12,927 - What are you talking about? 131 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,900 I just found out yet another crazy bitch, 132 00:12:17,935 --> 00:12:21,400 from another world, is infringing on my turf. 133 00:12:21,435 --> 00:12:23,930 And now, I gotta get rid of her. 134 00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:25,132 Oh. 135 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,227 - So what is it you couldn't do? 136 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,168 - I couldn't figure out which way 137 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,065 to put the sheets on your bed. 138 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,800 I mean, do they go facing up or facing down? 139 00:12:33,835 --> 00:12:36,032 Does the seam go in or out? 140 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:39,397 Does the pattern-- - Just fix it! 141 00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,603 I'm going out. 142 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,970 I've got someone else to destroy. 143 00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:01,697 - She doesn't know that Snow White is still alive, does she? 144 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,333 I couldn't kill her. 145 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,227 She didn't ask. 146 00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:12,627 - Damn, Snow White is fine. 147 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:16,330 The things she does with those ruby lips. 148 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,632 - You liked? Hmm? 149 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,367 - Oh, yeah. I sure did. 150 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,670 Wait. 151 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,230 You're not Snow White. 152 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,373 You're just an image in the mirror. 153 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,597 - I know. 154 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,930 But, I'm a magic mirror 155 00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,473 who has feelings, too. 156 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,627 Come through the looking glass, 157 00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:43,533 and I'll show you a real good time. 158 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,897 Okay. 159 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,903 Yes! 160 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,570 - Wow. 161 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,967 That surely was magical, 162 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:54,532 Mirror. 163 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:57,497 That will be $500. 164 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,630 - What? 165 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,203 - I'm a working mirror, here. 166 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,230 Nothing's for free. 167 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,773 Cough it up, buddy. 168 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,833 - Can anyone help me here? 169 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:38,565 That depends. 170 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,530 What kind of help do you require? 171 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,727 - Who said that? 172 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,267 Look down. 173 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,203 Look to the left. 174 00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:52,073 Near the. 175 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:57,467 Yes, it is I, the frog, Carmine. 176 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,633 - A talking frog? 177 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,830 I should've guessed that one. 178 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,898 Let me guess, you're actually a prince 179 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,501 who's been cursed, and now you need a princess 180 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,070 to kiss you in order to turn back into a human? 181 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,232 You're good, 182 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,867 but you're great if you happen to be a princess. 183 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,065 And, you're not. 184 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,530 You see, their curse goes deeper than that. 185 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,903 Only a princess can open my ball to kiss me. 186 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:28,032 - Yeah, I'm not a princess, 187 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:30,227 just a woman trying to find her way home. 188 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:32,273 - Well, if you help me find a princess, 189 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,697 I will do what I can to help you. 190 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,433 - Thanks, Carmine, but I really 191 00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:38,132 don't have any place to put you. 192 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,397 - I'm pretty low maintenance. 193 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,532 I can fit inside your-- - No. 194 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,697 - Well, how about between your-- 195 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,132 No. 196 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,517 - Being a frog, I have certain tongue skills that 197 00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:49,867 you might find very-- - Absolutely, no. 198 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:53,203 - Sorry, but if I happen to find a princess, 199 00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,870 I'll send her your way. 200 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,097 - It's not easy being green. 201 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,233 Just a second! 202 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:22,067 Red, is that you? 203 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:25,932 Come on in. 204 00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:28,197 Grandma's been waiting. 205 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,270 Oh, dear God. 206 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:51,333 - I'm not Little Red Riding Hood, moron. 207 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,732 I'm your queen. 208 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,832 Now, get out of bed, 209 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,367 and stop impersonating Grandma, Wolfie. 210 00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:01,127 I have an assignment for you. 211 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,527 Little Blue. 212 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,765 I thought you was fast asleep. 213 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,070 - Shouldn't you be watching your sheep, Bo Peep? 214 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,351 You distracted me, 215 00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:15,070 sleepin' in the nude. 216 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,265 You should be blowing your horn. 217 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,170 - I'm about to blow it, all right. 218 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,032 Excuse me. 219 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,797 Sorry, but I was wondering if you could help me. 220 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,600 I'm trying to find my way back home, and-- 221 00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:33,170 - Oh no! 222 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,070 I lost 'em! 223 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,117 The sheep! They're gone! 224 00:18:37,152 --> 00:18:39,067 - Don't worry. Relax. 225 00:18:39,102 --> 00:18:40,197 My dogs will... 226 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,100 My dogs! 227 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,627 - You're a big help. 228 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,373 - They never run away. 229 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:47,827 Never! 230 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,430 - Look, I was just wondering if you could help me find-- 231 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,933 - And what do you think I'm doin'?! 232 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,197 * Looking 'round, up and down 233 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,530 * For my little blue dogs 234 00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:18,603 * You know I wept when my baby stepped 235 00:19:18,638 --> 00:19:21,130 * On my little blue dogs 236 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:25,873 * I'm really sick of how my baby did my little blue dogs 237 00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:27,867 * Up in the air, flyin' everywhere 238 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,332 * My little blue dogs 239 00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:34,827 * Everything's got to be somewhere 240 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,933 * Oh where, oh where can they be 241 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:43,597 * I never thought I'd lose my true love 242 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:48,067 * They belong right here with me 243 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,867 * Little blue dogs 244 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:58,197 * My little blue dogs 245 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,670 * Little blue dogs 246 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,327 * My little blue dogs 247 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:11,903 * Lookin' here, lookin' there for my little blue dogs 248 00:20:11,938 --> 00:20:14,000 * I sadly feel that they're runnin' scared 249 00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:16,530 * My little blue dogs 250 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,603 * In the park, thought I heard a bark 251 00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:21,032 * From my little blue dogs 252 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,167 * It was just the wind, not my little friends 253 00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:26,197 * My little blue dogs 254 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,900 * Little blue dogs 255 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,467 * My little blue dogs 256 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,803 * Little blue dogs 257 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,267 * My little blue dogs 258 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,730 * Lookin' here, lookin' there 259 00:20:46,765 --> 00:20:49,027 * For my little blue dogs 260 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:51,073 * I sadly feel that they're runnin' scared 261 00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,767 * My little blue dogs 262 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:03,927 - Sorry. 263 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,151 I didn't see you standing there. 264 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:08,276 - Perhaps you weren't looking. 265 00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:10,332 - Well, actually I am looking. 266 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:13,017 Just trying to find a way back home. 267 00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:15,667 You see, I'm a stranger in these parts. 268 00:21:15,702 --> 00:21:18,627 - Yes, you certainly are. 269 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,032 - Would you happen to know where I could find 270 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:24,697 a wizard, or genie, fairy godmother in the near vicinity? 271 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,232 - There's a house, over yonder, 272 00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:29,797 where you might be able to find some help. 273 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,663 - Yonder? 274 00:21:30,698 --> 00:21:31,527 - What? 275 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:33,503 - You said yonder. 276 00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:34,830 - Yes. 277 00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:37,032 Do you have a problem with that? 278 00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:40,527 - No, I just didn't think anybody used that word anymore. 279 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,233 - It's a perfectly good word. 280 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,198 It means over there. 281 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,665 - I know what it means. 282 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,630 - Then shut up, and let me finish. 283 00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:52,773 You young whippersnappers. 284 00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,433 - Whippersnapper? 285 00:21:54,468 --> 00:21:55,665 - Yes. 286 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,670 And that means asshole. 287 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,727 - You don't have to be rude. 288 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:03,573 - I don't have to be nice, either. 289 00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:06,132 I'm just saying, you go over there, 290 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:10,097 enter that house, and all my troubles will be over. 291 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,130 Okay? - Your troubles? 292 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,403 Yes, your troubles. 293 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:18,397 - But, you said, "My troubles." 294 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,565 - Right. Your troubles. 295 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,330 - No, you said your troubles, 296 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,798 referring to your troubles. 297 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:29,073 - I said your troubles, referring to your troubles, 298 00:22:29,108 --> 00:22:30,397 not my troubles. 299 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,470 - But, that's not what you said. 300 00:22:32,505 --> 00:22:33,627 You said, "My troubles," 301 00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:36,150 referring to your troubles, not mine. 302 00:22:36,185 --> 00:22:38,667 - You're trying my patience, 303 00:22:38,702 --> 00:22:40,067 girly. 304 00:22:40,867 --> 00:22:42,067 - Sorry. 305 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:46,370 So, you said I just need to go over yonder? 306 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,297 - Ya makin' fun of me now? 307 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,070 - No, I just wanna make sure 308 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:54,401 I heard what you said. 309 00:22:54,436 --> 00:22:56,697 - House, there. You, go. 310 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:57,530 Got it? 311 00:22:57,533 --> 00:23:00,103 - Got it. Thank you! 312 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,265 Get outta my way, 313 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,830 ya little blue bastard. 314 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:12,732 Hello? 315 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,697 Anyone home? 316 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,900 Some bitchy, old lady told me to come here. 317 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,873 Guess nobody's home. 318 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:28,227 Look at this bed. 319 00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:31,127 Looks so nice and cozy. 320 00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:37,297 How I'd love to just lay down and stretch out. 321 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:06,367 Who are you? 322 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,970 * On the day I was born, I came out naked and screaming 323 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:32,873 * The doctor said 324 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,870 * My eyes walked fine down the flow to my veins 325 00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:45,073 * I was rollin' around, and I was anything but tame 326 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,632 * But if ya haven't guessed now 327 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,497 * I'm out of this world with powers 328 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,283 * That'll make you come 329 00:24:53,318 --> 00:24:55,032 * But I'll give it all up 330 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:58,867 * For one little with you 331 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,170 * With you 332 00:25:12,267 --> 00:25:16,397 * Change of cross of rivers, now it's on the ocean floor 333 00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:22,797 * It's in the center of the earth, I know a whole lot more 334 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:29,067 * I know 335 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,513 * I'll make you tell the truth 336 00:25:33,548 --> 00:25:36,427 * I'll even catch you in lies 337 00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:40,127 * But with all my magic, I can't touch you 338 00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:42,032 * You're beyond my reach 339 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:45,167 * Don't know what to do, but I'd give it all up 340 00:25:45,202 --> 00:25:49,067 * And never look back just for you 341 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,303 * Just for you 342 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,270 * I'm the one you want, you know it in your bones 343 00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:11,397 * Stop tellin' me, you're never alone 344 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,300 * I'll come down from my throne if you'd only say yes 345 00:26:15,335 --> 00:26:19,070 * You gotta stop teasin', I'm powerless 346 00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:22,073 * For you 347 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:29,532 * For you, ow 348 00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:32,297 * For you, yeah 349 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,600 * You 350 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,370 * For you, I'm powerless 351 00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:39,767 * For you 352 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,127 * For 353 00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:56,927 * I'm powerless, I'm powerless 354 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,765 - That was nice, 355 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,970 but I still have to go find my friends. 356 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:45,532 - Okay. 357 00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:47,797 Let's try this again. 358 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,732 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 359 00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:52,582 - Didn't we already go through this? 360 00:27:52,617 --> 00:27:55,397 - Mirror, mirror, standing tall-- 361 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,113 Ooh, I like that. 362 00:27:57,148 --> 00:27:58,827 - Thought you would. 363 00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:03,198 So. Now, who's the fairest of them all? 364 00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:07,673 - Emmanuelle. She is smoking hot. 365 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,527 - Emmanuelle is still alive? 366 00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:10,732 Oh, yes. 367 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:14,727 Alive and kicking, and screaming, and moaning. 368 00:28:14,733 --> 00:28:16,465 - Didn't the wolf kill her? 369 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,400 I hired him to when he was finished with Grandma. 370 00:28:19,435 --> 00:28:21,065 Didn't he eat her? 371 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,932 - Oh, he ate her all right. 372 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,927 He got his snout right up in there. 373 00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:27,833 Would you like to see playback? 374 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,870 Oh, my. 375 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:35,032 You are an animal. 376 00:28:35,067 --> 00:28:37,932 - That horny, little vixen. 377 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,927 Mirror, show me where they are right now. 378 00:29:00,067 --> 00:29:01,167 - Jack? 379 00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:04,333 Jack. 380 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,427 - Do I know you? 381 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:10,573 - It's Emmanuelle, from the blimp. 382 00:29:10,608 --> 00:29:12,467 - What's a blimp? 383 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,273 - You're not an actor, are you? 384 00:29:14,308 --> 00:29:15,527 No. 385 00:29:15,533 --> 00:29:17,032 I'm a slave. 386 00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:19,417 At least that's the way I'm treated. 387 00:29:19,452 --> 00:29:21,767 First, I'm told to go up the hill, 388 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,932 and fetch a pail of water. 389 00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:27,067 Then, I fell, broke a crown. Look! 390 00:29:27,102 --> 00:29:29,397 See?! It's painful! 391 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,632 Do you think Jill helped? No. 392 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:35,427 Then, my mother, she lives in that shoe over there. 393 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:39,133 Well, she sends me to town to sell a cow. 394 00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:42,073 Does she want magic beans? No! 395 00:29:42,108 --> 00:29:44,132 She just wants money. 396 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,397 I'm not allowed to eat any fattening foods. 397 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,230 They think because I'm nimble and quick, 398 00:29:48,233 --> 00:29:50,273 that I can just get away with doing anything. 399 00:29:50,308 --> 00:29:52,897 Well, I've had it! You hear me? 400 00:29:53,467 --> 00:29:55,727 I'm leaving with Candlewick. 401 00:29:55,733 --> 00:29:57,065 - Who? 402 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,232 Romeo, 403 00:29:58,267 --> 00:30:00,497 but his nickname is Candlewick. 404 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,532 He's my only true friend. 405 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,827 He and I are headed to the Land of Play. 406 00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:07,073 It's where boys never have to work, 407 00:30:07,108 --> 00:30:08,397 or get told what to do! 408 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,630 They just get to enjoy themselves all day long! 409 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,600 - Just you and the boys? 410 00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:16,432 - You wanna come? 411 00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:17,927 - Not really my scene. 412 00:30:17,933 --> 00:30:19,433 Not that I'm judging or anything. 413 00:30:19,468 --> 00:30:20,917 I mean, gay is great. 414 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,332 - Whoa. I'm not gay. 415 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:24,367 What ever gave you that idea? 416 00:30:24,402 --> 00:30:26,027 I love pussy! 417 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,698 * I'm just a tropical boy 418 00:30:28,733 --> 00:30:33,733 * And I do not enjoy freezin' my ass off in this cold land 419 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,515 * I'm just a tropical boy 420 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:38,897 * I'd rather be unemployed 421 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:42,970 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 422 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,085 * Work, work 423 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,932 * Money, money 424 00:30:47,967 --> 00:30:50,167 * Break your back, baby 425 00:30:50,202 --> 00:30:52,332 * Ain't funny 426 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:56,427 * Give me a place where it's always sunny 427 00:30:56,433 --> 00:30:59,900 * Nobody there ever heard of blue Monday 428 00:30:59,935 --> 00:31:03,516 * I'm a tropical boy, and I do not enjoy 429 00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:07,097 * Freezin' my ass off in this cold land 430 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:11,770 * I'm just a tropical boy, I'd rather be unemployed 431 00:31:11,805 --> 00:31:15,967 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 432 00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:19,097 * Rush, rush 433 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:20,932 * Busy, busy 434 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:25,097 * Runnin' 'round in circles, people make me dizzy 435 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:29,130 * My bags are packed for my great escape 436 00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:33,032 * I only wish you would come with me, baby 437 00:31:33,067 --> 00:31:36,397 * With your tropical boy, I know you can't enjoy 438 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,070 * Freezin' your ass off in this cold land 439 00:31:40,105 --> 00:31:42,697 * Come with your tropical boy 440 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,730 * Here we can be unemployed 441 00:31:44,733 --> 00:31:48,703 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 442 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,630 * Ooh-la-la-la 443 00:31:51,633 --> 00:31:53,765 * Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh 444 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,897 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh 445 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:58,100 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 446 00:31:58,135 --> 00:32:00,017 * Ooh-la-la-la 447 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,711 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh 448 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,370 * Ooh-la-la-la 449 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:08,381 * Work, work 450 00:32:08,416 --> 00:32:10,330 * Money, money 451 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:12,503 * Break your back, baby 452 00:32:12,538 --> 00:32:14,532 * Ain't funny 453 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:18,597 * I know your place is really always sunny 454 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,213 * I've just had one too many blue Mondays 455 00:32:22,248 --> 00:32:25,827 * I'm a tropical boy, and I do not enjoy 456 00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:29,298 * Freezin' my ass off in this cold land 457 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:33,973 * I'm just a tropical boy, I'd rather be unemployed 458 00:32:34,008 --> 00:32:37,967 * Beneath the palm tree in the sand 459 00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:41,397 * Ooh-la-la-la 460 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,635 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh 461 00:32:45,670 --> 00:32:50,148 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-la-la-la 462 00:32:50,183 --> 00:32:54,627 * Whoa-oh, oh-oh, ooh-la-la-la 463 00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:25,897 - That door doesn't open! 464 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:28,130 Come around the side! 465 00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:45,898 - Oh, hi. 466 00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:47,501 My name's Emmanuelle. 467 00:33:47,536 --> 00:33:48,951 This boy named Jack-- 468 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:50,332 - Is he comin' in? 469 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:53,497 Tell him our Christmas dinner's almost ready. 470 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,700 - I'm sorry, are you the old lady 471 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,300 that lives in the shoe? 472 00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:00,732 - Who told you that? Jack? 473 00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:04,267 He's a lazy son of a bitch, just like his father. 474 00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:07,727 No, what I am is an overworked woman 475 00:34:07,733 --> 00:34:09,973 who lives in this crappy, little house 476 00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:11,627 with a good-for-nothing husband, 477 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:15,173 Peter, over there, and a dozen hungry mouths to feed. 478 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,070 - So, the shoe was just a metaphor then? 479 00:34:18,105 --> 00:34:19,132 Of course! 480 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:21,227 Who actually lives in a shoe? 481 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:22,365 Nobody. 482 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,500 Peter, here, calls it a pumpkin shell. 483 00:34:24,535 --> 00:34:26,830 Isn't that right, darlin'? 484 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:29,701 He keeps me here morning, noon, and night. 485 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:32,570 - Oh, leave me alone, Shirley. 486 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:33,797 I'm watching the game. 487 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,532 - Isn't that a surprise? 488 00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:36,732 Look, I'm sorry. 489 00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:38,132 I didn't mean to disturb you. 490 00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:41,527 I was just wondering if you could help me? 491 00:34:42,067 --> 00:34:44,897 - Help you? Help you?! 492 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,230 I can't even help myself. 493 00:35:03,533 --> 00:35:05,833 * Well, I've been working in the kitchen 494 00:35:05,868 --> 00:35:08,633 * Since the early morning light 495 00:35:08,668 --> 00:35:10,298 * Cookin' and a bakin', 496 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,732 * And you know I do it right 497 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,797 * There's pumpkin pie and stuffin' 498 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,100 * And the turkey sure smells fine 499 00:35:17,135 --> 00:35:19,400 * Except for you, everybody's here 500 00:35:19,435 --> 00:35:21,500 * They know it's dinnertime 501 00:35:21,535 --> 00:35:23,970 * Christmas turkey 502 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,770 * Sittin' on the table waitin' for you 503 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,832 * Well that's one big bird 504 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:36,597 * But you're the biggest turkey I've ever knew 505 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,367 * Well I know you love your football 506 00:35:41,402 --> 00:35:44,032 * And your TV-watchin' friends 507 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:46,067 * Drinkin' beer and makin' the bets 508 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,327 * On which team's gonna win 509 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,703 * It's football, baseball, basketball 510 00:35:50,738 --> 00:35:52,930 * Hockey, or a boxin' match 511 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,903 * Once a year, I'd like you here 512 00:35:54,938 --> 00:35:56,830 * Is that too much to ask 513 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,803 * Christmas turkey 514 00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:03,203 * Sittin' on the table, waitin' for you 515 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,232 * Well that's one big bird 516 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:12,097 * And you're the biggest turkey I ever knew 517 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,970 * Christmas turkey 518 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,103 * That's what you are 519 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,873 * You Christmas turkey 520 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:31,667 * Oh my honey, yes you are 521 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,770 * Well you do the same thing every year 522 00:36:34,805 --> 00:36:37,032 * So guess what I did 523 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:41,667 * I invited my friend Suzy and her seven hungry kids 524 00:36:41,702 --> 00:36:43,727 * Stuff them now without you 525 00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:45,600 * By the time that you get home 526 00:36:45,635 --> 00:36:47,432 * There won't be nothin' left 527 00:36:47,467 --> 00:36:49,967 * But some old turkey skin and bones 528 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,227 * Christmas turkey 529 00:36:53,233 --> 00:36:56,433 * Won't be sittin' on the table waitin' for you 530 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,233 - I'm so sure. * That was one big bird 531 00:37:01,268 --> 00:37:04,667 * The world's biggest turkey must be you 532 00:37:04,702 --> 00:37:06,032 I am so outta here. 533 00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:08,482 - What, to go eat more pumpkins? 534 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,897 - Damn straight! * Christmas turkey 535 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,498 * That's what you are 536 00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,097 * Christmas turkey 537 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,633 * Yes you are a Christmas turkey 538 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,070 * Thanksgiving, too, Christmas turkey 539 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:27,530 * I'm talkin' 'bout you, you Christmas turkey 540 00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:31,773 * That's what you are, a Christmas turkey 541 00:37:32,633 --> 00:37:36,433 * Oh yes you are a Christmas turkey 542 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:40,800 * Thanksgiving, too, you Christmas turkey * 543 00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:43,497 Hey, wait up, 544 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,530 before I fall in these shoes. 545 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:56,073 - Slow and steady, slow and steady. 546 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:01,330 - Hey, I'm really sorry about that back there. 547 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,070 I didn't mean to start a fight. 548 00:38:03,105 --> 00:38:04,427 - It wasn't your fault. 549 00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:06,700 It's always the same thing with her. 550 00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:08,967 Do I ask her to cook all that food? No. 551 00:38:09,002 --> 00:38:10,667 Does she ever even listen to me? 552 00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:12,032 Never. 553 00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:13,327 I need a drink. 554 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,032 - Oh, hey. 555 00:38:15,067 --> 00:38:16,497 I hate to keep bugging you, 556 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,265 but I'm really lost. 557 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,465 - Ah, kiddo, we are all lost. 558 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,930 - No. I mean like I'm really lost. 559 00:38:24,933 --> 00:38:27,533 - Well, if you're really lost, there's only one place I know 560 00:38:27,568 --> 00:38:29,433 where you can get some assistance. 561 00:38:29,468 --> 00:38:31,133 Rosie's Cantina. 562 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,697 Hi, ho. 563 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,400 What'd you call me? 564 00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:02,327 Hey, Carmine. How'd you get there? 565 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,173 - I hopped, no thanks to you. 566 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:05,497 Find me a princess yet? 567 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,830 - No. 568 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:09,303 Just a lot of very unhappy people, it seems. 569 00:39:09,338 --> 00:39:11,632 - Well, you're downtown. 570 00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:13,327 Working Class mostly spends time 571 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:15,398 hanging out and having sex. 572 00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:17,873 That's how I know there are no princesses here. 573 00:39:17,908 --> 00:39:19,627 Princesses don't put out. 574 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,032 They only kiss, 575 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,367 which is all I need. 576 00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:26,173 Dance with me! 577 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,497 No, you can't make me. 578 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,630 - What's her deal? 579 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,032 - She's kind of like you. 580 00:39:36,067 --> 00:39:38,567 Fell out of the sky, and just wanted to get back home. 581 00:39:38,602 --> 00:39:40,597 But she was given a pair of ruby red shoes 582 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,130 from the Good Witch. 583 00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:44,398 Although, I have it on good authority 584 00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:47,833 it was actually the Evil Queen in disguise. 585 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:50,065 You see, those shoes are magical. 586 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,630 They were made by the shoemaker and his elves. 587 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:54,751 Whoever wears them can't stop dancing. 588 00:39:54,786 --> 00:39:57,141 So, now all she wants to do is dance, 589 00:39:57,176 --> 00:39:59,497 and doesn't even think about going home. 590 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:06,997 - I used to have a dress like that. 591 00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:09,567 - You don't say. 592 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,430 - You stole her dress, didn't you? 593 00:40:15,433 --> 00:40:16,465 - Shh. 594 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,970 Nice. 595 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,127 Come on! Get up! 596 00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:22,598 I wanna dance with someone, now! 597 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,316 * I hate to dance, I got two left feet 598 00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:28,000 No you don't, baby. * I hate to dance 599 00:40:28,035 --> 00:40:30,132 * I just can't feel the beat 600 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:32,230 Yes, you can. * I hate to dance 601 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:34,350 * I just feel like a fool You are a fool, 602 00:40:34,385 --> 00:40:36,467 * I hate to dance if you don't dance with me. 603 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:38,597 * But I do it for you 604 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,270 You better get up, right now. 605 00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,397 Come on, now. 606 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,370 * I hate to dance 607 00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:45,398 You gonna dance. 608 00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:48,103 * I love you baby And I love you, too. 609 00:40:48,138 --> 00:40:50,104 * I'd do anything, but please 610 00:40:50,139 --> 00:40:52,153 * Please don't make me do this 611 00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,132 * I beg you on my knees What?! 612 00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:56,767 * I can't samba, or mamba What are you talking about? 613 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,697 * Tango, fandango What's that? 614 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,565 * The boogaloo's my 615 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,065 I don't want to do no boogaloo. 616 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,348 * I can't do any of 'em Yes, you can. 617 00:41:05,383 --> 00:41:08,597 Come on, just move your butt like we was, 618 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,183 you know, making love! 619 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:11,642 I know you can do that! 620 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,032 * If you insist I do. 621 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:14,832 * The hive cannot resist You can't. 622 00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:16,767 * So if you're not embarrassed to be seen with me 623 00:41:16,802 --> 00:41:19,097 * Well, baby, let's twist 624 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:22,470 * I hate to dance, I got two left feet 625 00:41:22,505 --> 00:41:23,697 Well, stand up on 'em! 626 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:27,100 * I hate to dance, I just can't feel the beat 627 00:41:27,135 --> 00:41:30,700 * I hate to dance, just feel like a fool 628 00:41:30,735 --> 00:41:31,832 You are a fool. 629 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:35,727 * I hate to dance but I do it for you 630 00:41:35,733 --> 00:41:38,133 Well, thank you very much. 631 00:41:38,168 --> 00:41:40,065 * I hate to dance 632 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,130 Baby, shut up and dance. 633 00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:54,165 What is that? 634 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,715 What is that supposed to be? 635 00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:59,230 Is that what you call dancin'? 636 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,165 * I'm no Michael Jackson 637 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,365 * I ain't no Fred Astaire Duh. 638 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,530 * My 639 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:09,073 * I just don't care, 'cause I hate to dance 640 00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:11,032 * I got two left feet 641 00:42:11,067 --> 00:42:12,532 Your left foot's steppin' on my foot. 642 00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:15,067 * I hate to dance, I just can't feel the beat 643 00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:16,227 Well, I can see that now. 644 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:19,773 * I hate to dance, just feel like a fool 645 00:42:19,808 --> 00:42:21,397 * I hate to dance 646 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,170 * But I do it for you That's okay, baby. 647 00:42:24,205 --> 00:42:25,936 Now, let me down. Come on. 648 00:42:25,971 --> 00:42:27,667 Come on, now. That's enough! 649 00:42:28,433 --> 00:42:30,632 Oh, my God. He won't stop! 650 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,967 * I hate to dance I've created a monster! 651 00:42:33,002 --> 00:42:35,797 * I got two left feet 652 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,330 * I hate to dance, I just can't feel the beat 653 00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,265 * I hate to dance, 654 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,530 * Just feel like a fool 655 00:42:43,533 --> 00:42:47,433 * I hate to dance, but I do it for you 656 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,497 Let's get out of here. 657 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,430 I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. 658 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,632 * Dance Baby, I'd like to thank you 659 00:42:56,667 --> 00:43:00,527 very, very much for such a wonderful, wonderful evening. 660 00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:03,803 I can't take you anywhere. 661 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:10,100 - That's it. Everybody outta my bar! 662 00:43:10,467 --> 00:43:13,427 - The last time we play cover here. 663 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,070 - Hey, um... 664 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:24,570 We're off to the Land of Play. 665 00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:26,327 You wanna join us? 666 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,300 - Are there any wizards or genies there? 667 00:43:29,533 --> 00:43:31,698 - I don't know. Maybe. 668 00:43:31,733 --> 00:43:34,973 It's definitely a place where adults get lucky. 669 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,200 - He ain't kiddin'. 670 00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:42,032 Help me. 671 00:43:42,067 --> 00:43:45,067 I've gotta get out of here. Help! 672 00:43:45,102 --> 00:43:47,067 - Bye, Carmine. 673 00:43:47,933 --> 00:43:51,173 - So, they're off to the Land of Play, huh? 674 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,070 - You're not thinking of going 675 00:43:56,105 --> 00:43:57,527 down there yourself? 676 00:43:57,533 --> 00:44:01,333 No royal has ever set foot in that den of depravity. 677 00:44:01,368 --> 00:44:03,032 - Of course not. 678 00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:05,627 But, if I play my cards right, 679 00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:08,103 I can get rid of Emmanuelle once and for all 680 00:44:08,138 --> 00:44:10,032 with two simple phone calls. 681 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,327 - If you'd like to make a call, 682 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:13,133 please hang up and try again. 683 00:44:13,168 --> 00:44:15,285 - Mirror, mirror, who knows all, 684 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,403 tell me the numbers I wish to call. 685 00:44:17,767 --> 00:44:19,597 Shirley Pumpkin-Eater. 686 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,335 I'm sorry, who? 687 00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:23,032 - Peter's wife. 688 00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:25,367 - What's the last name, please? 689 00:44:25,402 --> 00:44:27,097 - I don't know. 690 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,930 Pumpkin-Eater? 691 00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:30,498 Mrs. Eater? 692 00:44:30,533 --> 00:44:33,373 - Oh, I don't have a listing for that. 693 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,130 - All right. 694 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,268 How about for the old woman who lives in the shoe? 695 00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:40,403 - You'll have to give me more than 696 00:44:40,438 --> 00:44:41,970 just old woman. 697 00:44:42,167 --> 00:44:44,067 I mean, I have an Old Mother Hubbard, 698 00:44:44,102 --> 00:44:47,067 a Mother Goose, Old King Cole. 699 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:50,773 - I can't get a break. 700 00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:23,933 Have a seat. 701 00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:26,897 - I'm so wasted. 702 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:37,370 - What can I say? The ladies love my vibrating egg. 703 00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:45,127 So... 704 00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:47,680 I see you found the Land of Play! 705 00:45:47,715 --> 00:45:50,227 Didn't I tell ya? It's awesome! 706 00:45:53,067 --> 00:45:55,927 - Has anyone seen my sheep? 707 00:45:56,967 --> 00:45:59,567 - No. No animals allowed in here. 708 00:45:59,602 --> 00:46:01,767 Just ask Mary! 709 00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,770 - Oh, more. 710 00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:07,765 More. 711 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,300 - What's going on back there? 712 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:11,327 - Candlewick and I met this little, 713 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,603 wooden boy on our way here. 714 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,430 Pin-something. 715 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:16,598 - Pinocchio? 716 00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:18,165 - Yeah, that's him! 717 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,165 Anyways, this Mary chick... 718 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,565 You might have seen her lamb outside. 719 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,070 Well, she's been sitting on his face for the last half hour! 720 00:46:26,105 --> 00:46:27,897 She can't get enough of him. 721 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,300 More. 722 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,465 Oh, yeah. More. 723 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,070 What's that,? 724 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,065 Smoking cures cancer? 725 00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:42,613 Oh, there is no such thing 726 00:46:42,648 --> 00:46:45,127 as the. 727 00:46:46,133 --> 00:46:47,765 Come back, Jack. 728 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,330 I wanna fill my pail with your water. 729 00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:53,150 - That's the kinda tumble I like. 730 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,967 Oh yeah. Come to mama. 731 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,170 - You should probably talk to the Pied Piper 732 00:46:58,205 --> 00:46:59,497 about your problems. 733 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,132 He did wonders for Jill. 734 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:04,197 She used to be such a frigid bitch. 735 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:06,883 - Can I be of assistance? 736 00:47:06,918 --> 00:47:08,632 Oh, no. 737 00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:12,627 I thought your pipe only worked on children and rats. 738 00:47:12,633 --> 00:47:14,898 - Oh, I made some adjustments. 739 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:17,873 Women really enjoy the tune I play. 740 00:47:17,908 --> 00:47:19,927 They respond. 741 00:47:20,467 --> 00:47:21,867 Watch. 742 00:47:38,533 --> 00:47:40,433 - I don't believe this. 743 00:47:40,967 --> 00:47:43,032 Oh, a challenge. 744 00:47:43,067 --> 00:47:44,167 - I have to get out of here. 745 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,870 - You son of a bitch! 746 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,232 Shirley, honey! 747 00:48:28,267 --> 00:48:30,032 What, what, what, what're you doing here? 748 00:48:30,067 --> 00:48:32,927 - I got an anonymous phone call from the castle. 749 00:48:32,933 --> 00:48:35,732 Eating pumpkins, my ass. 750 00:48:35,767 --> 00:48:37,927 - Believe it or not, I really can explain. 751 00:48:37,933 --> 00:48:39,633 - No you can't, because I'm gonna be doing 752 00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:42,173 the explaining from now on. 753 00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:43,397 - Not again. 754 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,927 * Love is supposed to be 755 00:48:58,933 --> 00:49:02,203 * A give and take situation 756 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,430 * But I give, and you take - Oh, honey. Honey, dont. 757 00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:08,803 * And I don't need this aggravation 758 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,230 * I've had enough of all the things you do 759 00:49:12,233 --> 00:49:14,803 * There's just one thing I wanna say to you 760 00:49:14,838 --> 00:49:17,670 * And that's bye-bye, baby 761 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:19,267 * Baby, bye-bye 762 00:49:21,633 --> 00:49:23,880 * Bye-bye, baby 763 00:49:23,915 --> 00:49:26,127 * Baby, bye-bye 764 00:49:28,467 --> 00:49:31,467 * You think that just because 765 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:34,467 * I love you, you can use me 766 00:49:34,933 --> 00:49:37,565 * Well I think I've had enough 767 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,730 * 'Cause now I see how you've abused me 768 00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:44,481 * I'm not the little fool I was before 769 00:49:44,516 --> 00:49:47,530 * And I won't hang around you anymore 770 00:49:47,533 --> 00:49:49,631 * Bye-bye, baby 771 00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:51,730 * Baby, bye-bye 772 00:49:54,067 --> 00:49:56,227 * Bye-bye, baby 773 00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:58,073 * Baby, bye-bye 774 00:50:01,133 --> 00:50:06,133 * I only wanted you to love me like I love you 775 00:50:07,367 --> 00:50:12,027 * But you just threw my heart away 776 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:16,498 * Now I found someone new 777 00:50:16,533 --> 00:50:19,433 * Who loves me like I love you 778 00:50:20,233 --> 00:50:23,065 * And I feel glad that you and I are through 779 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,897 * 'Cause now it feels so good to say to you 780 00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:28,730 * B-b-b-bye-bye, baby 781 00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:31,303 * Baby, bye-bye You think you're so funny. 782 00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:35,097 * Bye-bye, baby 783 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,070 * Baby, bye-bye 784 00:50:39,467 --> 00:50:41,597 * Bye-bye, baby 785 00:50:41,632 --> 00:50:43,727 * Baby, bye-bye 786 00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:47,973 Don't encourage her. * Bye-bye, baby 787 00:50:48,008 --> 00:50:50,367 * Baby, bye-bye 788 00:50:51,733 --> 00:50:52,703 Where do you think you're going?! 789 00:50:52,738 --> 00:50:54,430 * Bye-bye, baby 790 00:50:54,433 --> 00:50:57,073 * Baby, bye-bye 791 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,870 That's my new dad. 792 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,200 Oh, my God! It's a raid! 793 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:12,127 - This is my dress. Get your own clothes! 794 00:51:12,133 --> 00:51:14,373 - Where's the front door! 795 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:18,100 - Maybe you gotta go out the back door! 796 00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:21,697 I'm screwed. 797 00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:25,827 - Tell me the truth! 798 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:28,173 More. Tell me the truth! 799 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:33,470 I'm stuck. 800 00:51:36,933 --> 00:51:39,032 Freeze! Don't move. 801 00:51:39,067 --> 00:51:41,667 Public nudity is a serious crime, young lady. 802 00:51:41,702 --> 00:51:43,032 You are under arrest, 803 00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:45,727 and we are gonna throw the book at you. 804 00:52:00,067 --> 00:52:01,497 - Yes. 805 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,970 Yes, Warden. Thank you very much for calling. 806 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,073 It worked! 807 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,632 They raided the place, 808 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,867 and Emmanuelle was arrested for indecent exposure, 809 00:52:11,902 --> 00:52:15,067 a crime punishable for up to 30 years of hard labor. 810 00:52:15,102 --> 00:52:17,927 So, I don't have to worry about her anymore. 811 00:52:17,933 --> 00:52:20,503 So, let's see. 812 00:52:21,367 --> 00:52:24,327 With Dorothy cursed to dance her life away, 813 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,632 Alice reduced to a complete druggie, 814 00:52:26,667 --> 00:52:28,797 thanks to my friends, the Caterpillar and Mad Hatter. 815 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:33,800 And my personal favorite, Snow White, hacked to bits. 816 00:52:34,233 --> 00:52:36,565 And Emmanuelle in jail, 817 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,170 I think it's time for Final Jeopardy. 818 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,073 Are you ready? 819 00:52:41,467 --> 00:52:44,497 Mirror, mirror, make the call. 820 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:47,370 Who's the ruler of them all? 821 00:52:47,405 --> 00:52:49,427 The King. 822 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:52,097 - Female ruler. 823 00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:53,670 You are, my queen. 824 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,763 - Oh, yeah. That's right. 825 00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:58,927 Say it again. Uh-huh. 826 00:52:58,933 --> 00:53:00,765 It, again. 827 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,730 - No, I meant who's the fairest, 828 00:53:04,733 --> 00:53:08,103 sexiest, most powerful woman in the land? 829 00:53:08,138 --> 00:53:10,370 Emmanuelle. 830 00:53:10,433 --> 00:53:12,515 - Who isn't in prison at the moment. 831 00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:14,597 - You're making this request 832 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,830 awfully specific, aren't you? 833 00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:18,065 - So? 834 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:20,100 - Well then, why don't you just add: 835 00:53:20,135 --> 00:53:22,065 has black hair, lives in a castle, 836 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:25,430 and stands in front of a magic mirror 15 hours a day, 837 00:53:25,433 --> 00:53:28,233 asking slanted questions while you're at it? 838 00:53:28,268 --> 00:53:29,465 - Oh, I see. 839 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,448 So, you think I'm manipulating you 840 00:53:31,483 --> 00:53:33,397 to supply me the answers I wanna hear? 841 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,832 Yes. 842 00:53:34,867 --> 00:53:38,127 - And I'm living in denial from inescapable outcome? 843 00:53:38,133 --> 00:53:39,498 Yes. 844 00:53:39,533 --> 00:53:41,073 - While trying desperately to hold on 845 00:53:41,108 --> 00:53:43,132 to my youth and physical beauty, 846 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,197 even though it's only natural to age 847 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,948 and mature as one gets older? 848 00:53:46,983 --> 00:53:48,697 The circle of life, and such? 849 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:49,832 Yes! 850 00:53:49,867 --> 00:53:51,697 Well, 851 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,933 I don't give a fuck what you think! 852 00:53:53,968 --> 00:53:56,167 I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna party. 853 00:53:56,202 --> 00:53:57,697 I'm gonna get laid. 854 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,930 And Emmanuelle can rot in hell. 855 00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:02,373 See ya. 856 00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:06,097 Hmm! 857 00:54:12,767 --> 00:54:14,197 Bitch. 858 00:54:23,433 --> 00:54:26,133 Enjoy your stay. 859 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,670 You're next. 860 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:45,930 I'll get to you later. 861 00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:49,700 Red, pull the switch. 862 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:07,627 - You're not going to find any princesses in here. 863 00:55:08,267 --> 00:55:10,797 - Carmine, did they arrest you too? 864 00:55:10,832 --> 00:55:13,327 - No, I'm just visiting. 865 00:55:13,567 --> 00:55:15,932 - How am I gonna get out of here? 866 00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:18,367 - I don't know, they don't take too kindly 867 00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:20,849 to private parts on display in public places. 868 00:55:20,884 --> 00:55:23,297 It's a pretty strict law from the castle. 869 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:24,630 - Why? 870 00:55:24,633 --> 00:55:26,151 What is wrong with the naked body? 871 00:55:26,186 --> 00:55:27,632 It's an image thing. 872 00:55:27,667 --> 00:55:30,032 You see, basically everyone looks the same 873 00:55:30,067 --> 00:55:33,067 when they're naked, except for a few bumps here and there. 874 00:55:33,102 --> 00:55:35,032 So, if people ran around nude, 875 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:37,627 how could you tell the upper class from the lower? 876 00:55:37,633 --> 00:55:39,403 That's why the ruling class is so uptight 877 00:55:39,438 --> 00:55:41,600 when it comes to nudity and sex. 878 00:55:41,635 --> 00:55:43,570 They're all control freaks. 879 00:55:44,167 --> 00:55:46,932 - This land is so out of balance. 880 00:55:46,967 --> 00:55:48,897 - Too much sex, and not enough sex. 881 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:52,130 That's the way it is in this beat-up, broke-down world. 882 00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:54,433 That is so true. 883 00:56:00,767 --> 00:56:02,497 - What happened to you? 884 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:06,170 - I tried to escape, climbed the wall, and fell. 885 00:56:06,767 --> 00:56:08,727 They couldn't put me back together again, 886 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:11,032 so they put me in here. 887 00:56:11,067 --> 00:56:15,097 Oh, talk about yolk on your face. 888 00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:19,070 * Round, round, round 889 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,900 * Turn it around, round, round 890 00:56:29,867 --> 00:56:33,197 * I hear Mother Nature cryin' 891 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,650 * Like a scared, lost, little girl 892 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,207 * Terrified of what we'd do to her 893 00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:43,730 * In this beat-up, broke-down world 894 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:46,900 * Somewhere a soldier is dyin' 895 00:56:46,935 --> 00:56:50,032 * For some flag to fly over 896 00:56:50,067 --> 00:56:53,727 * Why is it so hard to live in peace 897 00:56:53,733 --> 00:56:57,333 * In this beat-up, broke-down world 898 00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:00,627 * Round, round, round 899 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:04,018 * This beat-up, broke-down world 900 00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:07,591 * Keep turnin' around, round, round 901 00:57:07,626 --> 00:57:11,130 * This beat-up, broke-down world 902 00:57:15,967 --> 00:57:19,267 * We're fooled by advertisers 903 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:22,867 * Cigarettes, Jheri curl 904 00:57:22,933 --> 00:57:26,315 * 'Til billboards cover every inch 905 00:57:26,350 --> 00:57:29,697 * Of this beat-up, broke-down world 906 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:32,998 * We bow down to big business 907 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:36,297 * As they purse 908 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:39,730 * And they'll sell our children's birth right 909 00:57:39,733 --> 00:57:43,773 * To this beat-up, broke-down world 910 00:57:43,808 --> 00:57:46,732 * Round, round, round 911 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,697 * This beat-up, broke-down world 912 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:53,630 * Turn it around, round, round 913 00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:56,065 * This beat-up, broke-down world 914 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:59,513 * We got to turn it around, round, round 915 00:57:59,548 --> 00:58:02,927 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 916 00:58:02,933 --> 00:58:06,816 * We got to turn it around, round, round 917 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:10,700 * Gotta fix this beat-up, broke-down world 918 00:58:10,735 --> 00:58:13,430 * They say the darkest hour's 919 00:58:13,433 --> 00:58:16,932 * Always just before the dawn 920 00:58:16,967 --> 00:58:20,827 * 'Til the daylight brings its power 921 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:23,473 * We must keep on keeping on 922 00:59:03,133 --> 00:59:06,898 * Hear the sound of children crying 923 00:59:06,933 --> 00:59:10,315 * We're all scared little boys and girls 924 00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:13,697 * As we march toward to fight the beast 925 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:17,230 * Of this beat-up, broke-down world 926 00:59:17,233 --> 00:59:20,365 * No time for hesitation 927 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,632 * As the wheels of change 928 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:27,927 * 'Cause it's up to us to fix this busted 929 00:59:27,933 --> 00:59:30,065 * Beat-up, broke-down world 930 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:33,498 * We got to turn it around, round, round 931 00:59:33,533 --> 00:59:36,897 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 932 00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:40,248 * We got to turn it around, round, round 933 00:59:40,283 --> 00:59:43,597 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 934 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,063 * We got to turn it around, round, round 935 00:59:47,098 --> 00:59:50,527 * We can fix this beat-up, broke-down world 936 00:59:50,533 --> 00:59:53,953 * We got to turn it around, round, round 937 00:59:53,988 --> 00:59:57,742 * And fix this beat-up, broke-down world 938 00:59:57,777 --> 01:00:01,497 * We got to turn it around, round, round 939 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,130 * This beat-up, broke-down world 940 01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:08,503 * We got to turn it around, round, round 941 01:00:08,538 --> 01:00:12,300 * This beat-up, broke down world 942 01:00:17,467 --> 01:00:20,827 * Round, round, round 943 01:00:23,067 --> 01:00:27,367 * We can turn it around, round, round * 944 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,882 Keep it down in here. 945 01:00:36,917 --> 01:00:39,097 This is a prison, 946 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,430 not a karaoke club. 947 01:00:43,267 --> 01:00:45,697 - Well, guess I'll be moving right along. 948 01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:46,930 Oh! 949 01:00:46,933 --> 01:00:48,381 And if you figure a way outta here, 950 01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:49,830 I heard a rumor that a new sorcerer 951 01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:52,903 may be coming down to Rosie's Cantina this afternoon. 952 01:00:52,938 --> 01:00:56,030 He may be able to help you. Good luck! 953 01:00:56,033 --> 01:00:58,303 Look out below! 954 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,830 - Warden, I wanna speak to you, right away. 955 01:01:14,833 --> 01:01:16,973 I want some answers! 956 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,570 - What is... 957 01:01:22,605 --> 01:01:23,732 Hey. 958 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,727 Put those clothes back on. 959 01:01:25,733 --> 01:01:27,773 - I wanna know why I was arrested. 960 01:01:27,808 --> 01:01:29,232 You know why. 961 01:01:29,267 --> 01:01:31,127 Indecent exposure. 962 01:01:31,133 --> 01:01:33,303 - What's so indecent about what I'm wearing? 963 01:01:33,338 --> 01:01:34,632 - What you're wearing? 964 01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:36,397 You mean your birthday suit? 965 01:01:36,432 --> 01:01:38,127 Why, yes. 966 01:01:38,133 --> 01:01:39,915 I did get it for my birthday. 967 01:01:39,950 --> 01:01:41,697 It's hot off the assembly line. 968 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:44,070 It's an original, made by the same weavers 969 01:01:44,105 --> 01:01:46,267 who made the Emperor's new clothing. 970 01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:48,497 - What? 971 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,230 - Surely, you've heard of the new clothing. 972 01:01:50,233 --> 01:01:53,265 It's made from special silk and Egyptian threads, 973 01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:56,297 stunningly beautiful, yet seemingly invisible 974 01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:58,700 to most common folk. 975 01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:01,297 - Why, yes, of course I've heard 976 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:03,232 of the Emperor's new clothes. 977 01:02:03,267 --> 01:02:06,427 It was the talk of the land for quite some time. 978 01:02:06,433 --> 01:02:08,273 - Isn't it elegant? 979 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:13,370 Daring, yet subtle at the same time? 980 01:02:13,633 --> 01:02:18,103 - And, invisible to the simple, you said? 981 01:02:18,733 --> 01:02:21,673 - More like stupid. 982 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:26,130 But, I'm sure a smart, intelligent man like yourself 983 01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:29,873 can appreciate the craftsmanship of the design. 984 01:02:29,908 --> 01:02:33,897 - Yes, very nice. It brings out your eyes. 985 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,032 - So, why was I arrested? 986 01:02:36,067 --> 01:02:38,427 I mean, what's so indecent about this outfit 987 01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:40,381 when all the queens and princesses 988 01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:42,330 will be wearing it by next week? 989 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,318 - Why, there's nothing indecent about it. 990 01:02:46,353 --> 01:02:49,803 The arresting officer must've made a mistake. 991 01:02:49,838 --> 01:02:51,670 You're free to go. 992 01:02:52,733 --> 01:02:54,903 I have to get one of of those dresses for my wife 993 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:56,330 as soon as they hit the market. 994 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:59,573 - Good day. - Wait, Emmanuelle. 995 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,265 How about a coat to go with that dress? 996 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,070 You see, I'm afraid some of my other officers 997 01:03:06,105 --> 01:03:09,397 may not share my fashion sense. 998 01:03:47,567 --> 01:03:50,767 - Excuse me, is this seat taken? 999 01:03:50,802 --> 01:03:53,032 - No. Be my guest. 1000 01:03:53,067 --> 01:03:54,827 Thanks. 1001 01:03:56,267 --> 01:03:58,932 - I am so sorry. 1002 01:03:58,967 --> 01:04:01,627 I'm still trying to get a hang of these powers. 1003 01:04:03,267 --> 01:04:06,097 - It's okay, but wait. 1004 01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:07,530 Powers? 1005 01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:09,932 What are you, some kind of sorcerer? 1006 01:04:09,967 --> 01:04:12,032 - Sorcerer's apprentice, actually. 1007 01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:15,397 I just started working for Merlin up at the Royal Castle. 1008 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,970 We ran into a little bit of a water problem though. 1009 01:04:19,005 --> 01:04:21,197 I asked a broom to fetch some for me. 1010 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,865 It turned out to be a big mess. 1011 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,770 Boss got really pissed. 1012 01:04:29,267 --> 01:04:31,497 I'm so sorry. 1013 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,863 - No, no, no. Don't-- 1014 01:04:32,898 --> 01:04:34,227 - Let me help you. 1015 01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:35,403 - It's quite all right. I'll take care of it. 1016 01:04:35,438 --> 01:04:37,830 You just sit down and enjoy the show. 1017 01:04:39,267 --> 01:04:41,727 - As you can see, I'm still a little wet behind the ears. 1018 01:04:41,733 --> 01:04:44,433 Name's Mikey. 1019 01:04:44,867 --> 01:04:46,367 - Emmanuelle. 1020 01:04:48,167 --> 01:04:49,597 Don't worry about it. 1021 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:52,100 I met a boy trying to fetch some water the other day. 1022 01:04:52,135 --> 01:04:54,051 Name was Jack. Had the same problem. 1023 01:04:54,086 --> 01:04:55,932 - Jack? - Yeah. 1024 01:04:55,967 --> 01:04:58,627 - You mean their new star attraction? 1025 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,130 - Ladies and gentlemen! 1026 01:05:01,133 --> 01:05:03,203 Please take your seat for Rosalita 1027 01:05:03,238 --> 01:05:05,870 and her magnificent jackass. 1028 01:05:13,467 --> 01:05:15,432 - Jack, what happened?! 1029 01:05:15,467 --> 01:05:17,127 - He stayed in the Land of Play for too long. 1030 01:05:17,133 --> 01:05:18,903 He and his friends were turned into animals. 1031 01:05:18,938 --> 01:05:20,734 That's what happens to boys 1032 01:05:20,769 --> 01:05:22,530 who only wanna play all day. 1033 01:05:22,533 --> 01:05:24,132 - That's horrible. 1034 01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:27,067 - Hey, at least he has a job now. 1035 01:05:27,933 --> 01:05:30,203 - Job? What kind of job is this?! 1036 01:05:30,238 --> 01:05:32,930 - Jack, tell them your story. 1037 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:49,903 * I was born a little boro in a fish tank 1038 01:05:49,938 --> 01:05:53,630 * Way down the Mexico way 1039 01:05:53,633 --> 01:05:56,433 * There were fish heads, fish tails 1040 01:05:56,468 --> 01:05:58,265 * Fish guts everywhere 1041 01:05:58,300 --> 01:06:01,770 * I had to get outta that place 1042 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:06,313 * My dear mamacita, she told me 1043 01:06:06,348 --> 01:06:10,327 * Tijuana is the place to be 1044 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:14,533 * There's always room in the spotlight 1045 01:06:14,568 --> 01:06:17,617 * For a jackass like me 1046 01:06:17,652 --> 01:06:20,639 * I'll be a sex donkey 1047 01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:23,627 * Ooh, a sex donkey, yeah 1048 01:06:23,633 --> 01:06:27,498 * Sex donkey in Tijuana 1049 01:06:27,533 --> 01:06:32,333 * I'll be the star of my very own late-night show 1050 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,770 * Whoa-whoa 1051 01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:38,633 * I'm a buccaneer bull with long, long 1052 01:06:38,668 --> 01:06:40,633 * Way to go 1053 01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:47,167 * So I headed on down the long highway 1054 01:06:47,202 --> 01:06:51,227 * That leads to the promised land 1055 01:06:51,233 --> 01:06:56,073 * And all the broken bottles by the side of the road 1056 01:06:56,108 --> 01:07:00,097 * Sparkled like diamonds in the sand 1057 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:04,130 * And Carlos Coyote, Rodriguez the rooster 1058 01:07:04,133 --> 01:07:08,273 * And Celio the snake wanted to join my band 1059 01:07:08,308 --> 01:07:10,232 * So I said, "Okay, boys 1060 01:07:10,267 --> 01:07:12,367 * "Let's hear what you can do" 1061 01:07:12,402 --> 01:07:14,332 * Ah-one, ah-two 1062 01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:16,597 * Uno, dos, tres, quatro 1063 01:07:19,633 --> 01:07:21,898 * Oh, no, no, no 1064 01:07:21,933 --> 01:07:24,283 * If ya wanna be in my band 1065 01:07:24,318 --> 01:07:27,210 * You gotta sing my song 1066 01:07:27,245 --> 01:07:30,103 * And my song goes like this 1067 01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:32,430 * I'll be a sex donkey 1068 01:07:32,433 --> 01:07:34,498 * He's a sex donkey 1069 01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:39,203 * Ooh, a sex donkey in Tijuana 1070 01:07:39,433 --> 01:07:44,073 * I'll be the star of my very own late-night show 1071 01:07:44,633 --> 01:07:46,598 * And watch us talk 1072 01:07:46,633 --> 01:07:50,703 * I'm a buccaneer bull with a long, long 1073 01:07:50,738 --> 01:07:52,500 * Way to go 1074 01:07:52,633 --> 01:07:55,403 * Do the donkey 1075 01:08:05,100 --> 01:08:08,430 * I survived for many long, hot days in the desert sun 1076 01:08:08,433 --> 01:08:11,303 * Finally reached our destination 1077 01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:15,367 * Tijuana, land of dreams 1078 01:08:15,402 --> 01:08:19,397 * Swimming pools, movie stars 1079 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:23,600 * So we went into Rosie's Cantina 1080 01:08:23,635 --> 01:08:27,470 * To wash that 1081 01:08:27,933 --> 01:08:32,201 * That's when that first saw my Rosalita 1082 01:08:32,236 --> 01:08:36,432 * Loveliest stripper in the whole dang town 1083 01:08:36,467 --> 01:08:40,467 * I looked in her eyes, and she looked at my eyes 1084 01:08:40,502 --> 01:08:44,127 * And we knew that it was meant to be 1085 01:08:44,133 --> 01:08:48,333 * Since then she's been my leading lady 1086 01:08:48,368 --> 01:08:52,298 * And I'm her leading donkey 1087 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:56,633 * 'Cause I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1088 01:08:56,668 --> 01:09:01,298 * Oh, a sex donkey in Tijuana 1089 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:06,273 * I'm the star of my very own late-night show 1090 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,665 * Look out, David Letterman 1091 01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:13,470 * I'm a buccaneer bull with a long, long 1092 01:09:13,505 --> 01:09:16,497 * Long, long way to go 1093 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,130 * Whoo 1094 01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:23,267 * 'Cause I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1095 01:09:23,302 --> 01:09:27,427 * I'm a sex donkey in Tijuana 1096 01:09:27,433 --> 01:09:32,173 * I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1097 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:35,532 * Sex donkey in Tijuana 1098 01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:40,127 * I'm a sex donkey, he's a sex donkey 1099 01:09:40,633 --> 01:09:44,503 * Sex donkey in Tijuana 1100 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,700 * Oh, my god 1101 01:09:48,567 --> 01:09:50,827 * It's a real donkey 1102 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:53,133 * Oh, my God 1103 01:09:56,533 --> 01:09:58,432 - Are you all right? 1104 01:09:58,467 --> 01:10:00,327 - I have to get back to my blimp. 1105 01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:02,798 I mean, this is too crazy. 1106 01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:06,433 I'm open-minded and all, but I mean, come on! 1107 01:10:07,233 --> 01:10:09,403 - Perhaps I can help. 1108 01:10:09,438 --> 01:10:11,270 Where is this 1109 01:10:11,305 --> 01:10:13,197 blimp? 1110 01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:15,827 - In another universe. 1111 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:20,200 You see, we were traveling through a wormhole, 1112 01:10:20,235 --> 01:10:23,130 got sucked in, and-- - Oh, my. 1113 01:10:23,133 --> 01:10:25,673 - You're not from this world, are you? 1114 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:26,797 No. 1115 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,032 - Okay, well then, 1116 01:10:28,067 --> 01:10:29,797 you need to come back to the castle with me. 1117 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,030 Merlin will know what to do. 1118 01:10:31,033 --> 01:10:34,833 In fact, it's his job to take care of visitors. 1119 01:10:35,267 --> 01:10:37,832 - Okay, all right. Let's go. 1120 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:40,897 - Just let me conjure up some transportation. 1121 01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:45,965 - Scooters? 1122 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,930 - My own invention. 1123 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,230 - Really? 1124 01:10:51,233 --> 01:10:53,603 - Okay, well not really my own idea, 1125 01:10:53,638 --> 01:10:56,932 but they really are stupendous. 1126 01:10:56,967 --> 01:11:00,627 Good for the environment because they're human powered. 1127 01:11:00,633 --> 01:11:03,115 You can go up to two miles per hour. 1128 01:11:03,150 --> 01:11:05,597 They really are the way for the future. 1129 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,730 Hop on! 1130 01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:09,833 Don't mind if I do. 1131 01:11:09,868 --> 01:11:10,903 - Hey! 1132 01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:13,565 Carmine, good to see you again. 1133 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,070 - My tip paid off, I see. 1134 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,432 - Yes. 1135 01:11:17,467 --> 01:11:18,797 Mikey says Merlin can help me, 1136 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,863 so we're heading back to the castle right now. 1137 01:11:20,898 --> 01:11:22,927 - Plenty of princesses at the castle. 1138 01:11:22,933 --> 01:11:24,416 Mind if I tag along? 1139 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:25,865 - Mikey, can he come? 1140 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:28,070 - If you hold me, I can. 1141 01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,032 - Hey, was that some kind of crude-- 1142 01:11:31,067 --> 01:11:33,427 - No! Get your mind outta the gutter, lady. 1143 01:11:33,433 --> 01:11:36,073 You've been inside Rosie's Cantina for too long. 1144 01:11:36,108 --> 01:11:37,927 - That's for sure. 1145 01:11:40,833 --> 01:11:43,303 - This is my favorite part! 1146 01:11:53,133 --> 01:11:56,873 - Ooh, looks like someone had a wicked night. 1147 01:11:56,908 --> 01:12:00,067 - It's good to be the Queen. 1148 01:12:01,167 --> 01:12:03,397 If you say so. 1149 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,130 - That's it. 1150 01:12:06,233 --> 01:12:08,765 Mirror, mirror in the hall. 1151 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,400 - I'm not in the hall. 1152 01:12:10,435 --> 01:12:12,730 - You wanna bet?! 1153 01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:16,932 - Hey, watch it. I'm delicate. 1154 01:12:16,967 --> 01:12:19,697 If you break me, that's seven years bad luck. 1155 01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:22,300 - It'll still be better than listening to your big mouth. 1156 01:12:22,335 --> 01:12:23,430 - But then, who's going to help you 1157 01:12:23,433 --> 01:12:25,032 get rid of Emmanuelle? 1158 01:12:25,067 --> 01:12:27,367 - Emmanuelle's in jail. Remember? 1159 01:12:27,402 --> 01:12:29,732 Not anymore. 1160 01:12:29,767 --> 01:12:31,327 - What're you talking about? 1161 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:32,765 - She was let out on the Emperor's 1162 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,430 new clothes clause, and is on her way to the castle. 1163 01:12:36,433 --> 01:12:37,765 - My castle? 1164 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,370 - It's the King's castle, technically. 1165 01:12:41,233 --> 01:12:43,065 - What am I gonna do? 1166 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:45,130 I try and kill her, that doesn't work. 1167 01:12:45,133 --> 01:12:47,503 I lock her up, she escapes. 1168 01:12:48,067 --> 01:12:50,567 Her beauty can't be stopped. 1169 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:52,527 Beauty. 1170 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:54,770 Hold on a second. 1171 01:12:55,067 --> 01:12:57,227 Why didn't I think of that before? 1172 01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:00,032 - What are you getting at? 1173 01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:01,447 People who have money, 1174 01:13:01,482 --> 01:13:02,827 what do they want? 1175 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,132 More money. 1176 01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:06,067 It's the same with people who are beautiful. 1177 01:13:06,102 --> 01:13:08,697 You can never be too pretty. 1178 01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:11,330 Improvements can always be made. 1179 01:13:17,167 --> 01:13:18,627 - Oh, you're not going to try 1180 01:13:18,633 --> 01:13:21,133 to make Emmanuelle eat one of your... 1181 01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:23,000 - Magic apples. 1182 01:13:23,035 --> 01:13:24,798 That's right. 1183 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,032 One bite, and ba-boom. 1184 01:13:27,067 --> 01:13:28,982 Emmanuelle's perfect figure 1185 01:13:29,017 --> 01:13:30,897 will be a thing of the past. 1186 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,770 Hello? Get me security. 1187 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:42,032 I win. 1188 01:13:42,067 --> 01:13:44,167 And, we're here! 1189 01:13:47,567 --> 01:13:49,067 We're here to see Merlin. 1190 01:13:49,102 --> 01:13:50,897 - And, who are we? 1191 01:13:52,067 --> 01:13:53,597 - Well, you're guards. 1192 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,548 - No, I mean who are you? 1193 01:13:55,583 --> 01:13:57,497 - But you said, "Who are we?" 1194 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,132 - We, was referring to you. 1195 01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:01,627 Look, it isn't important. Just answer the question. 1196 01:14:01,633 --> 01:14:03,065 What question? 1197 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,100 - Who wishes to see Merlin? 1198 01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,427 - We do. 1199 01:14:08,067 --> 01:14:10,197 - Stand aside, Ace. I'll handle this. 1200 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,530 It's very simple, really. 1201 01:14:11,533 --> 01:14:13,332 We, being guards of the castle, 1202 01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:15,497 we should know who you, being outsiders to the castle, 1203 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:17,370 are, who, uh... 1204 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:20,797 wishes to see Merlin. 1205 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,070 See? 1206 01:14:23,133 --> 01:14:24,532 Does that make sense? 1207 01:14:24,567 --> 01:14:26,827 - I had a bit of trouble following it towards the end. 1208 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:29,133 - Well, you know who I am. 1209 01:14:29,168 --> 01:14:30,265 - We do? 1210 01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:32,600 - I'm Mikey, Merlin's new apprentice? 1211 01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:34,570 - Oh, yes. I got that memo. 1212 01:14:34,605 --> 01:14:35,832 - Well, I didn't. 1213 01:14:35,867 --> 01:14:37,427 - Well, we're allowed to let him in. 1214 01:14:37,433 --> 01:14:38,803 - What about the other two? 1215 01:14:38,838 --> 01:14:40,502 - I'm Emmanuelle. 1216 01:14:40,537 --> 01:14:42,132 - Never heard of you. 1217 01:14:42,167 --> 01:14:43,597 - I did. The Queen wants to see you. 1218 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,832 - Since when? 1219 01:14:44,867 --> 01:14:46,627 - Since she called down earlier. 1220 01:14:46,633 --> 01:14:48,532 - So, can we come in? 1221 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:50,932 - She can, you can't. - You can, she can't. 1222 01:14:50,967 --> 01:14:52,197 - I'm only allowed - I'm only allowed 1223 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,400 - To let her in. - To let him in. 1224 01:14:53,435 --> 01:14:54,665 You can go in. 1225 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,470 - And I'm taking Emmanuelle to see the Queen. 1226 01:14:56,505 --> 01:14:57,597 - Fine. - Great. 1227 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,630 - What about Carmine? 1228 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,430 - I don't remember anything about a frog. 1229 01:15:02,433 --> 01:15:03,865 - Yeah, me neither. 1230 01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,785 - I'm actually a prince who's been cursed. 1231 01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:07,670 - Oh, well princes are allowed in the castle. 1232 01:15:07,705 --> 01:15:09,467 - Absolutely. 1233 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,500 - I'll take Carmine to see Merlin. 1234 01:15:12,535 --> 01:15:13,602 We'll see what he can do. 1235 01:15:13,637 --> 01:15:14,632 Excuse me, Miss. 1236 01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:16,867 Your flower seems to be wilting. 1237 01:15:16,902 --> 01:15:18,097 - Blame it on props. 1238 01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:20,130 - Well, we'll have to get you a fresher flower 1239 01:15:20,133 --> 01:15:21,403 if you are to see the Queen. 1240 01:15:21,438 --> 01:15:22,800 Follow me. 1241 01:15:29,467 --> 01:15:30,432 Who is it? 1242 01:15:30,467 --> 01:15:32,397 - Ace and Deuce. Let us in. 1243 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,770 - No thanks, we've already got one. 1244 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,100 They're very nice. 1245 01:15:42,367 --> 01:15:44,627 - You wanted to see me? 1246 01:15:44,633 --> 01:15:46,333 - Yes! 1247 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:50,927 I like to personally greet all strangers to my kingdom. 1248 01:15:50,933 --> 01:15:53,633 So, tell me. What brings you to these parts? 1249 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,600 - Lost. 1250 01:15:55,667 --> 01:15:57,927 I fell out of the sky, and-- 1251 01:15:57,933 --> 01:16:00,933 - Oh, yes. I've heard that before. 1252 01:16:00,968 --> 01:16:03,970 So please, make yourself comfortable. 1253 01:16:04,005 --> 01:16:06,973 Take off your coat. Stay a while. 1254 01:16:07,008 --> 01:16:09,132 - That's awfully nice of you, 1255 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:13,197 but I had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction 1256 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,830 when I first got here. 1257 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:16,165 - Oh? 1258 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,730 What kind of malfunction? 1259 01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:22,870 - No wardrobe? 1260 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:25,800 - Well, I see. 1261 01:16:26,533 --> 01:16:28,273 Not a problem. 1262 01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:30,865 You can put on one of my dresses. 1263 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,200 - That's very kind of you, Your Majesty, 1264 01:16:33,235 --> 01:16:35,600 but I couldn't. 1265 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,500 - Can't have you running around naked, 1266 01:16:38,535 --> 01:16:41,130 showing off all that young, 1267 01:16:41,133 --> 01:16:44,233 firm, nubile flesh, 1268 01:16:44,268 --> 01:16:46,265 now can we? 1269 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:48,930 Here. Put this on. 1270 01:16:55,167 --> 01:16:57,032 - It's, um, 1271 01:16:57,067 --> 01:16:59,067 a bit big, isn't it? 1272 01:17:00,067 --> 01:17:02,527 Oh, we can fix that. 1273 01:17:03,133 --> 01:17:06,565 One bite of one of these apples, 1274 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,900 you'll be able to fill that dress out in no time. 1275 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:13,232 - I don't understand. 1276 01:17:13,267 --> 01:17:15,827 - Why, these are magical apples. 1277 01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:18,533 They have certain properties that, uh, 1278 01:17:18,568 --> 01:17:21,173 shall we say, make a woman more 1279 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,127 well endowed on top? 1280 01:17:23,133 --> 01:17:25,573 You know, bigger. 1281 01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:26,597 Ample. 1282 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:27,865 Stacked. 1283 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,770 Boob-a-licious. 1284 01:17:31,467 --> 01:17:33,397 - I'm not sure I wanna be-- 1285 01:17:33,432 --> 01:17:35,327 - Oh, no, no, no. Here. 1286 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:37,173 Let me explain the advantages. 1287 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,427 Mirror! 1288 01:17:38,433 --> 01:17:40,103 Music. 1289 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:45,727 * New boobs 1290 01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:49,373 * Who knew you could have 'em too 1291 01:17:49,633 --> 01:17:53,133 * Those magical, new boobs 1292 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:55,117 * You want them 1293 01:17:55,152 --> 01:17:57,067 * You're overdue 1294 01:17:57,667 --> 01:17:59,897 * And she goes, bump-ee-ump 1295 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,465 * Bump-bump-ee-ump 1296 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:03,835 * And they'll grow, bump-ee-ump 1297 01:18:03,870 --> 01:18:06,398 * Bump-bump-ee-ump, and she knows 1298 01:18:06,433 --> 01:18:08,927 * Bump-ee-ump, Bump-bump-ee-ump 1299 01:18:08,933 --> 01:18:11,073 * Oh, yeah 1300 01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:15,483 * Supersize me with new boobs 1301 01:18:15,518 --> 01:18:19,133 * Tantalize me with new boobs 1302 01:18:20,467 --> 01:18:22,627 * You'll lose 1303 01:18:22,633 --> 01:18:26,473 * If you can't get your new boobs 1304 01:18:26,508 --> 01:18:29,927 * Expandable, new boobs 1305 01:18:29,933 --> 01:18:34,333 * They're the ones the best girls choose 1306 01:18:35,267 --> 01:18:38,427 * Bump-ba-da-dum-ba-da-da-dum 1307 01:18:38,433 --> 01:18:42,703 * Bah-da-dum-bah-da-dum-bah-da-da-bump 1308 01:18:42,738 --> 01:18:46,400 * Bump-ba-da-dum-ba-da-da-dum 1309 01:18:46,435 --> 01:18:48,630 * Bump-ba-da-dum 1310 01:18:48,633 --> 01:18:52,165 * What every girl needs is new boobs 1311 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:56,470 * To boost your self-esteem, it's new boobs 1312 01:18:56,505 --> 01:18:59,897 * Marvelous, new boobs 1313 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,550 - So, what do ya say? 1314 01:19:07,585 --> 01:19:09,465 Bigger is better? 1315 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:11,870 - Maybe for those who are constantly 1316 01:19:11,905 --> 01:19:13,697 trying to impress others, 1317 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,230 or, for some reason or another, 1318 01:19:15,233 --> 01:19:17,868 need to feel better about themselves. 1319 01:19:17,903 --> 01:19:20,266 But, I like myself just the way I am. 1320 01:19:20,301 --> 01:19:22,630 - Well, you'll still be yourself. 1321 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:24,803 There'll just be more of you. 1322 01:19:25,967 --> 01:19:28,327 - No thanks. I'll pass. 1323 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:31,932 Just, just one bite. 1324 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,697 Tastes great. More filling. 1325 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:37,530 An apple a day keeps the plastic surgeon away. 1326 01:19:37,533 --> 01:19:40,200 - I don't need one. I'm good. 1327 01:19:40,235 --> 01:19:42,867 - I know. That's the problem. 1328 01:19:42,902 --> 01:19:44,532 You're too good. 1329 01:19:44,567 --> 01:19:46,532 All of you are just too good, 1330 01:19:46,567 --> 01:19:49,097 with your sweet smiles, and your naturalities, 1331 01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,665 and your stunning dispositions. 1332 01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:53,370 And would you quit with the God damn music already?! 1333 01:19:53,405 --> 01:19:55,097 Sorry. 1334 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:56,470 - I think I'll be going. 1335 01:19:56,505 --> 01:19:58,067 No. 1336 01:19:59,067 --> 01:20:00,727 Eat the apple. 1337 01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:02,168 Eat it. 1338 01:20:02,203 --> 01:20:03,603 - No. 1339 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,430 - Gregory! 1340 01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:11,697 Show her the same treatment you gave Snow White. 1341 01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:18,800 - My queen, my queen! 1342 01:20:18,835 --> 01:20:20,165 Great news! 1343 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,130 Snow White is back! 1344 01:20:22,133 --> 01:20:24,333 A valiant prince has found her living in the woods 1345 01:20:24,368 --> 01:20:25,932 with a bunch of dwarves. 1346 01:20:25,967 --> 01:20:27,497 They're bound to be married. 1347 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,500 I have to tell the King! Oh, joy! 1348 01:20:29,535 --> 01:20:31,670 Oh, happy day! 1349 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:37,700 - I'm a lover, not a killer. 1350 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,000 - I could've told you that. 1351 01:20:42,035 --> 01:20:43,832 What? 1352 01:20:43,867 --> 01:20:46,427 You knew Snow White was still alive?! 1353 01:20:46,433 --> 01:20:48,433 - You're asking questions that you do not wish 1354 01:20:48,468 --> 01:20:50,603 to hear the answer to, my Queen. 1355 01:20:50,638 --> 01:20:51,865 - Emmanuelle, 1356 01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:54,200 Merlin wants to see you in his tower, right now. 1357 01:20:54,235 --> 01:20:56,470 - That's not soon enough. 1358 01:20:56,505 --> 01:20:57,867 Let's go. 1359 01:20:58,467 --> 01:21:01,127 - Mirror, mirror, do not stall. 1360 01:21:01,133 --> 01:21:04,498 I want the truth. I want it all. 1361 01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:06,665 - What do you wish to know? 1362 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:09,800 - How many others am I going to have to deal with? 1363 01:21:09,835 --> 01:21:11,330 Other, what? 1364 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,798 - Princesses! 1365 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,018 - Well, there's Princess Aurora. 1366 01:21:15,053 --> 01:21:17,165 She's a real sleeping beauty, 1367 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:19,200 but she was just awakened by Prince Thomas, 1368 01:21:19,235 --> 01:21:21,232 and is heading back here. 1369 01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:23,827 A common girl, named Belle, fell in love with a beast, 1370 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,665 but funny thing, 1371 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,913 turns out he's actually a prince. 1372 01:21:27,948 --> 01:21:30,127 They fell in love and plan to wed, 1373 01:21:30,133 --> 01:21:31,916 which would make her a princess. 1374 01:21:31,951 --> 01:21:33,665 Then, there's Prince Charming, 1375 01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:36,070 who finally located that girl from the ball, 1376 01:21:36,105 --> 01:21:38,432 the clumsy one who lost her shoe. 1377 01:21:38,467 --> 01:21:41,697 Oh, and there's that mute girl who's been wandering around. 1378 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:44,713 Can't say a word, but can swim like a fish! 1379 01:21:44,748 --> 01:21:47,727 Well, if she gets a prince to kiss her, 1380 01:21:47,733 --> 01:21:49,032 then she gets back her voice, 1381 01:21:49,067 --> 01:21:51,867 and they live happily ever after! 1382 01:21:55,767 --> 01:21:57,367 - I can't win. 1383 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,730 Uh-oh. 1384 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,298 Mirror, mirror, before we fall, 1385 01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:09,797 who is the biggest of them all? 1386 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,700 - The female giant at the top of the beanstalk. 1387 01:22:12,735 --> 01:22:13,865 - Oh. 1388 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:15,670 Go fuck yourself! 1389 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:24,203 - You don't belong here. 1390 01:22:24,238 --> 01:22:26,032 - No argument there. 1391 01:22:26,067 --> 01:22:27,697 You see, I... 1392 01:22:27,732 --> 01:22:29,327 And now, Mikey, 1393 01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:31,632 have been appointed by Old King Cole 1394 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:34,567 to protect the kingdom from alien visitors. 1395 01:22:34,602 --> 01:22:36,032 - So, you guys are like 1396 01:22:36,067 --> 01:22:37,967 the Men in Black of this world? 1397 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:41,565 - Funny you should say that. 1398 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,870 - You see, we're planning something really special. 1399 01:22:44,905 --> 01:22:46,986 Just because I'm over 1,000 years old, 1400 01:22:47,021 --> 01:22:49,067 people just assume that I'm not... 1401 01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:50,667 What are those two words? 1402 01:22:50,702 --> 01:22:51,467 - Hip and cool? 1403 01:22:51,502 --> 01:22:52,767 - That. 1404 01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:56,070 - I can see their point. 1405 01:22:59,067 --> 01:23:00,627 - Really? 1406 01:23:01,833 --> 01:23:02,973 Hit it. 1407 01:23:13,767 --> 01:23:15,167 Not you! 1408 01:23:23,633 --> 01:23:24,903 Hit it! 1409 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:44,432 * We are the genuine article, here to say 1410 01:23:44,467 --> 01:23:46,567 * A-workin' for the government, and that ain't hangin' 1411 01:23:46,602 --> 01:23:48,627 * We chase creepy creatures from outer space 1412 01:23:48,633 --> 01:23:50,773 * Bet ya don't know they're all over the place 1413 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:54,267 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1414 01:23:55,067 --> 01:23:58,567 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1415 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:03,230 * Keepin' the cosmos cool 1416 01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:12,627 * Makin' it safe for the planet to survive 1417 01:24:12,633 --> 01:24:14,833 * We're reppin' up aliens from nine to five 1418 01:24:14,868 --> 01:24:16,167 * They're workin' on our steeze 1419 01:24:16,202 --> 01:24:17,432 * They look like you and me 1420 01:24:17,467 --> 01:24:19,167 * Be careful what ya say, be careful who ya see 1421 01:24:19,202 --> 01:24:22,267 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1422 01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:26,803 * Uh-huh, uh-huh 1423 01:24:27,933 --> 01:24:32,073 * Keepin' the cosmos cool 1424 01:25:03,067 --> 01:25:04,897 * Cool, cool, cool 1425 01:25:09,867 --> 01:25:12,497 - So, what did ya think? 1426 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:15,467 - I think I'm ready to go home now. 1427 01:25:16,233 --> 01:25:17,132 - Groovy. 1428 01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:18,797 Oh, excuse me. 1429 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:20,515 I heard the music and thought this was 1430 01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:22,230 where the celebration was being held 1431 01:25:22,233 --> 01:25:23,918 for the princes and princesses. 1432 01:25:23,953 --> 01:25:25,591 - No, that's in the ballroom. 1433 01:25:25,626 --> 01:25:27,230 Oh, dank ya. 1434 01:25:27,233 --> 01:25:29,833 One of the three fiddlers Old King Cole hired 1435 01:25:29,868 --> 01:25:32,584 couldn't make it, so I'm filling in. 1436 01:25:32,619 --> 01:25:35,300 And the Mad Hatter sent over some tea 1437 01:25:35,335 --> 01:25:38,730 to make the party extra special. 1438 01:25:39,433 --> 01:25:42,533 - I thought the princesses only like to kiss. 1439 01:25:42,568 --> 01:25:44,773 - Oh, not for long. 1440 01:25:49,933 --> 01:25:51,673 - Are you ready to go? 1441 01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:52,900 - Yes. 1442 01:25:53,867 --> 01:25:54,767 No. 1443 01:25:54,933 --> 01:25:56,351 What about Carmine? 1444 01:25:56,386 --> 01:25:57,770 Can you help him? 1445 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,730 - He's the frog prince I brought in earlier. 1446 01:26:01,733 --> 01:26:03,098 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 1447 01:26:03,133 --> 01:26:05,473 He's in the waiting room with that mute girl 1448 01:26:05,508 --> 01:26:07,627 that seems to want to speak. 1449 01:26:07,633 --> 01:26:09,332 I'll get to them later. 1450 01:26:09,367 --> 01:26:11,482 For now, why don't you step into that 1451 01:26:11,517 --> 01:26:13,597 little, round circle on the floor? 1452 01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:17,933 - The one that says, "Stand here"? 1453 01:26:18,267 --> 01:26:20,467 Yes, that's the one. 1454 01:26:21,967 --> 01:26:25,897 Now serving 275. 1455 01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:28,500 Merlin appreciates your business. Thank you. 1456 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:35,770 - So what are you here for? 1457 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,732 What's the matter? 1458 01:26:42,767 --> 01:26:45,067 Got a frog in your throat? 1459 01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:47,627 Do you want one? 1460 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:52,530 You have such a beautiful smile. 1461 01:26:52,533 --> 01:26:54,573 I would love to kiss you. 1462 01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:03,330 Oh, you won't be able to open it. 1463 01:27:04,667 --> 01:27:06,497 Oh, my God! You did it! 1464 01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:09,270 You did it! Yay, I'm free! 1465 01:27:09,305 --> 01:27:10,397 Free! 1466 01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:13,070 Now, just one little kiss. That's it. 1467 01:27:13,105 --> 01:27:15,667 Oh, I've waited so long. 1468 01:27:15,702 --> 01:27:16,967 Be gentle. 1469 01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:19,967 Just one kiss. 1470 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,070 Oh, my God! You did it! 1471 01:27:30,067 --> 01:27:31,927 You turned me back into a prince! 1472 01:27:33,267 --> 01:27:34,767 That must make you... 1473 01:27:34,802 --> 01:27:36,232 - Princess Areola! 1474 01:27:36,267 --> 01:27:37,732 You can speak! 1475 01:27:37,767 --> 01:27:40,697 - But, my voice is back! 1476 01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:44,927 I can't tell you how good 1477 01:27:44,933 --> 01:27:47,073 it feels to be a human again. 1478 01:27:48,167 --> 01:27:50,197 Where did you come from? 1479 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,332 - Where do I start? 1480 01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:53,067 Okay, so I used to be this mermaid 1481 01:27:53,102 --> 01:27:54,432 swimming around in the ocean, 1482 01:27:54,467 --> 01:27:57,267 and then I found this prince, and I saved his life. 1483 01:27:57,302 --> 01:27:58,714 So, I wanted to be human, 1484 01:27:58,749 --> 01:28:00,127 so I went to the Sea Witch, 1485 01:28:00,133 --> 01:28:02,773 and she gave me legs in exchange for my voice! 1486 01:28:02,808 --> 01:28:04,127 - Okay, I got it. 1487 01:28:04,133 --> 01:28:06,600 - Then, she told me that I had to find a prince, 1488 01:28:06,635 --> 01:28:09,032 and make him fall in love with me, and kiss me. 1489 01:28:09,067 --> 01:28:10,432 - I couldn't a word-- - Yes, okay. 1490 01:28:10,467 --> 01:28:11,797 - About my story-- - That's enough. 1491 01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:13,230 - To anybody! - Yes, okay. 1492 01:28:13,233 --> 01:28:14,333 - So, everybody thought I was this stupid, 1493 01:28:14,368 --> 01:28:15,365 dumb, mute girl. 1494 01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:16,930 Nobody wanted to kiss me! 1495 01:28:16,933 --> 01:28:18,098 I came close a few times, 1496 01:28:18,133 --> 01:28:20,765 but every single time, something came up. 1497 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:21,830 - Please be quiet. - Before I could... 1498 01:28:21,833 --> 01:28:23,432 Go all the way! 1499 01:28:23,467 --> 01:28:24,927 And then, you wouldn't believe what happened! 1500 01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:26,332 - Don't tell me. - Prince came along. 1501 01:28:26,367 --> 01:28:27,797 - But he fell in love with this temple girl. 1502 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,335 Then, my sisters gave me a knife 1503 01:28:29,370 --> 01:28:30,832 to kill the Prince, but I didn't 1504 01:28:30,867 --> 01:28:32,327 go through with it! - Shut up! 1505 01:28:32,333 --> 01:28:34,603 - So, I went into the sea, and I. 1506 01:28:34,638 --> 01:28:36,032 - Goodbye, Emmanuelle. 1507 01:28:36,067 --> 01:28:40,767 Here. 1508 01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:43,498 - And, what am I supposed to do with this? 1509 01:28:43,533 --> 01:28:46,773 - I think you can use your imagination. 1510 01:28:48,067 --> 01:28:51,427 Base-ah-me-cool-oh. 1511 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:14,070 Now, that wasn't supposed to happen. 1512 01:29:15,667 --> 01:29:16,927 - Can I keep it? 1513 01:29:16,933 --> 01:29:18,873 Sell it on eBay. 1514 01:29:23,300 --> 01:29:25,870 - Well, we tried our best. 1515 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:28,413 - She can't just be gone. 1516 01:29:28,448 --> 01:29:30,527 - These are the dangers 1517 01:29:30,533 --> 01:29:33,473 of traveling through alternate dimensions. 1518 01:29:33,508 --> 01:29:36,127 I'm so sorry. 1519 01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:39,870 - Shut down the machine, Doctor. 1520 01:29:43,133 --> 01:29:44,698 I'm not giving up. 1521 01:29:44,733 --> 01:29:46,903 She's out there. I will find her. 1522 01:29:48,267 --> 01:29:49,197 That's strange. 1523 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,230 It's never done that before. 1524 01:29:54,467 --> 01:29:56,617 - If I didn't know any better, 1525 01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:58,732 I'd say it sounds like-- 1526 01:29:58,767 --> 01:30:01,397 - Quick, open that back panel. 1527 01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:05,933 - Oh, my God. 1528 01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,365 Oh, my God. 1529 01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,330 She's been in the machine the whole time? 1530 01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:18,532 - I guess so. 1531 01:30:18,567 --> 01:30:21,327 We didn't check inside. 1532 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,365 - Are you okay? 1533 01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:26,030 - I'll be okay. I'm just tired. 1534 01:30:28,733 --> 01:30:30,333 - We've been looking for you for days. 1535 01:30:30,368 --> 01:30:32,033 Did you pass out in there? 1536 01:30:32,068 --> 01:30:33,265 - No. 1537 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:35,870 I went to a place where fairy tales come true. 1538 01:30:35,905 --> 01:30:38,527 And you were there, and you, 1539 01:30:38,533 --> 01:30:41,173 and you, and I think you were there, and Jack. 1540 01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:43,167 - You need to get some rest. 1541 01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:46,065 - But, it wasn't a dream! 1542 01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:47,970 There were queens, and donkeys, 1543 01:30:48,005 --> 01:30:50,032 and well-hung wolves. 1544 01:30:50,067 --> 01:30:53,567 And, I left right before the celebration at the castle. 1545 01:30:53,602 --> 01:30:55,667 - Yeah, the celebration. 1546 01:30:55,702 --> 01:30:56,932 - Yes! 1547 01:30:56,967 --> 01:30:58,797 All the princesses that only believed in kissing 1548 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:00,265 were about to get a real surprise 1549 01:31:00,300 --> 01:31:03,048 when they drank the Mad Hatter's spiked tea. 1550 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,797 And the Pied Piper's hypno-sexual tunes. 1551 01:31:09,767 --> 01:31:12,297 - Could there be any truth to her statement? 1552 01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:14,500 - Anything's possible. 1553 01:31:15,933 --> 01:31:18,403 - Emmanuelle's Wonderland. 1554 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:21,730 - Write up a report. 1555 01:31:21,733 --> 01:31:24,073 Could make for an interesting story. 1556 01:31:51,867 --> 01:31:53,327 * Hey 1557 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:58,930 * Well, there's something electric in the atmosphere 1558 01:31:58,933 --> 01:32:02,103 * Thunder and lightning every time you're near 1559 01:32:02,138 --> 01:32:05,432 * Strange and sexual close to you 1560 01:32:05,467 --> 01:32:09,527 * A strong vibration, do you feel it too 1561 01:32:09,533 --> 01:32:12,732 * Don't take a natural 1562 01:32:12,767 --> 01:32:16,247 * One thing I got to know now 1563 01:32:16,282 --> 01:32:19,727 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1564 01:32:19,733 --> 01:32:23,032 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1565 01:32:23,067 --> 01:32:26,497 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby, tonight 1566 01:32:45,067 --> 01:32:48,767 * Well, I'll take you out to dinner to the 1567 01:32:48,802 --> 01:32:51,932 * The movie's rated PG, but I'm NC-17 1568 01:32:51,967 --> 01:32:55,427 * I'll take you out for drinks 'til you're feelin' all right 1569 01:32:55,433 --> 01:32:59,103 * I hope you're feelin' more by the end of the night 1570 01:32:59,138 --> 01:33:02,130 * One thing I got to know 1571 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,930 * One thing I got to know now 1572 01:33:06,133 --> 01:33:08,973 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1573 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:12,597 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1574 01:33:12,967 --> 01:33:16,067 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby, tonight 1575 01:33:31,933 --> 01:33:33,403 * Hey 1576 01:33:34,933 --> 01:33:38,551 * You know there's something electric in the atmosphere 1577 01:33:38,586 --> 01:33:42,170 * It's thunder and lightning every time you're near 1578 01:33:42,205 --> 01:33:45,597 * It's the strangest sensual close to you 1579 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:49,330 * A strong vibration, do you feel it, too 1580 01:33:49,333 --> 01:33:52,333 * One thing I got to know 1581 01:33:52,933 --> 01:33:56,073 * One thing I got to know, now 1582 01:33:56,667 --> 01:33:59,227 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1583 01:34:00,067 --> 01:34:02,767 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby 1584 01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:06,270 * Ain't you gonna love me, baby, tonight 1585 01:34:20,367 --> 01:34:22,667 Do you want one? 1586 01:34:25,633 --> 01:34:28,533 * Tonight 1587 01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:35,700 * Tonight 1588 01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:42,903 * Tonight 1589 01:34:47,733 --> 01:34:49,073 - You're next. 1590 01:34:53,067 --> 01:34:54,397 Bitch. 1591 01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:08,467 - Okay, stop! You guys can't laugh! 1592 01:35:08,502 --> 01:35:10,567 You're gonna fuck me up! 1593 01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,270 - So magical. 1594 01:35:18,933 --> 01:35:20,732 Why? I was magical. 1595 01:35:20,767 --> 01:35:24,397 * Pie and stuffin', and the turkey fine 1596 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,970 * Except for you, everybody 1597 01:35:30,967 --> 01:35:34,767 * Work, work, money, money 1598 01:35:35,133 --> 01:35:37,073 * Break your back, baby 1599 01:35:37,108 --> 01:35:39,397 * It ain't funny 1600 01:35:40,167 --> 01:35:42,067 - Oh, you're not going to try to make 1601 01:35:42,102 --> 01:35:44,327 Emmanuelle eat one of your... 1602 01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:48,330 Are there no apples? 1603 01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:49,832 It's an image thing. 1604 01:35:49,867 --> 01:35:52,097 You see, basically everyone looks the same 1605 01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:55,230 when they're naked, except for a few bumps here and there. 1606 01:35:55,233 --> 01:35:58,533 So, if people ran around nude... 1607 01:35:59,333 --> 01:36:00,765 Fuck me, 1608 01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:02,530 in the frog butt. 1609 01:36:02,533 --> 01:36:03,798 - Say what? 1610 01:36:03,833 --> 01:36:06,032 There's no place like home? 1611 01:36:06,067 --> 01:36:09,967 - No, that's not it. 1612 01:36:10,567 --> 01:36:14,197 Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop. 1613 01:36:14,367 --> 01:36:16,927 - When the wind blows, the cradle will rock? 1614 01:36:16,933 --> 01:36:20,473 - Yes, and when the bough breaks, 1615 01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:22,227 the baby will fall. 1616 01:36:22,867 --> 01:36:26,097 And down will come baby, cradle and all. 1617 01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:29,100 - His head just exploded 'cause the cradle falls. 1618 01:36:29,135 --> 01:36:30,930 Let's do it again. 1619 01:36:30,933 --> 01:36:32,066 - I got it wrong. 1620 01:36:32,101 --> 01:36:33,165 - Yes you did. 1621 01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:34,900 - When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 1622 01:36:34,935 --> 01:36:36,330 - The cradle will fall. 1623 01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:38,131 - Mother fucker, I don't know these stupid things. 1624 01:36:38,166 --> 01:36:39,930 - Well, guess I'll be moving right along. 1625 01:36:39,933 --> 01:36:41,680 Oh, and if you figure a way outta here, 1626 01:36:41,715 --> 01:36:43,427 I heard a rumor that a new sorcerer may be 1627 01:36:43,433 --> 01:36:45,903 coming down to Rosie's Cantina this afternoon. 1628 01:36:45,938 --> 01:36:46,832 He may be a... 1629 01:36:46,867 --> 01:36:47,727 He may be... 1630 01:36:47,733 --> 01:36:48,898 Fuck me. 1631 01:36:48,933 --> 01:36:50,603 - And when the bough breaks, 1632 01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:53,132 the cradle will fall. 1633 01:36:53,167 --> 01:36:55,467 - And down will come baby, 1634 01:36:55,502 --> 01:36:57,932 cradle and all. 1635 01:36:57,967 --> 01:36:59,727 - Let's do it again. I fucked it up again. 1636 01:36:59,733 --> 01:37:01,032 Down will come baby. 1637 01:37:01,067 --> 01:37:02,627 Down will come baby, cradle and all? 1638 01:37:02,633 --> 01:37:03,573 - Ahh, ahh. 1639 01:37:05,233 --> 01:37:07,032 - Yeah, down will come baby. I got it. 1640 01:37:07,067 --> 01:37:08,497 - I heard a rumor that a new sorcerer may be 1641 01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:11,370 coming down to Rosie's Cantina this afternoon. 1642 01:37:11,405 --> 01:37:14,427 Maybe he may be able to maybe he... 1643 01:37:14,433 --> 01:37:17,073 He may be able to with the maybe he, 1644 01:37:17,108 --> 01:37:19,232 and the he able to help you 1645 01:37:19,267 --> 01:37:21,827 with the maybe help and the able-ness 1646 01:37:21,833 --> 01:37:26,073 of the help-ness of the full helping gridlock. 1647 01:37:31,067 --> 01:37:32,332 It's an image thing. 1648 01:37:32,367 --> 01:37:35,197 You see, basically everyone looks the same 1649 01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:36,800 when they're naked, except for... 1650 01:37:36,835 --> 01:37:38,630 Fuck me in the ass. 1651 01:37:38,633 --> 01:37:40,232 My little frog ass. 1652 01:37:40,267 --> 01:37:42,897 Why can't I get this line out correctly? 1653 01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:44,500 I'm sorry, Rolfe. 1654 01:37:46,533 --> 01:37:49,773 - Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop. 1655 01:37:50,133 --> 01:37:53,433 - When the wind blows, the cradle will rock? 1656 01:37:53,468 --> 01:37:54,798 - Yes. 1657 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:59,103 And when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 1658 01:37:59,138 --> 01:38:01,770 - And down will come baby, 1659 01:38:01,805 --> 01:38:04,297 cradle and all. 1660 01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:05,832 - It's reverse. 1661 01:38:05,867 --> 01:38:08,497 Go fuck yourselves. 1662 01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:12,032 Yay, I'm free! Free! 1663 01:38:12,067 --> 01:38:13,867 Now, just one little kiss. 1664 01:38:13,902 --> 01:38:14,927 That's it. 1665 01:38:14,933 --> 01:38:17,233 Oh, I've waited so long. 1666 01:38:17,268 --> 01:38:19,203 Be gentle. 1667 01:38:31,667 --> 01:38:34,932 Help me. 1668 01:38:34,967 --> 01:38:36,767 I've gotta get out of here. 1669 01:38:36,802 --> 01:38:38,597 Help!