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(WAVES CRASHING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CREAKING)
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Once upon a time,
long, long ago...
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SCRAPING)
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(SCRAPING)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(SEABIRD CAWING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Once upon a time,
long, long ago...
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Come on!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SCRAPING)
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(CLANKS)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Once upon a time,
long, long ago...
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one unlucky sailor
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fell under an ancient
wicked curse.
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And thusly, he became known
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as the dreaded Flying Dutchman.
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(THUNDER BREAKING)
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Legend has it,
the only way to lift his curse
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is through the pure heart
of an innocent.
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Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman
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is doomed to wander the seas
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in search of this magical soul.
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A precious youth
with an innocent mind.
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Will he find this soul?
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(THUNDER BREAKING)
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(ECHOING) Does such
a soul even exist?
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(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
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SPOOKY KIDS:
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
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♪ Under the sea? ♪
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(FLYING DUTCHMAN
LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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(CROWING)
(CALM HAWAIIAN MUSIC)
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(JELLYFISH BUZZING)
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(SNORING) Meow. Meow. Meow.
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(SNORING)
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(CLOCK TICKING)
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(DINGS, CUCKOOS)
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(HORN BLARES)
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RADIO DJ:
Good morning!
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This is Rocket Fuel Randy
on BKNI 101,
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and I got the jet fuel
to get you rocking.
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Are you ready
to get the day started?
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SINGER ON RADIO:
♪ Chicka-chickahh ♪
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I'm ready.
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(OH YEAH BY YELLO
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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PATRICK: Gimme a "guy"!
SPONGEBOB: Guy!
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PATRICK: What does that spell?
SPONGEBOB: 36 clams high!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Don't waste my time, squirt.
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(SIGHS)
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
WOMAN: Next!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Ugh, you again.
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(IMITATING
REVERSE BEEPING)
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Congratulations.
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Patrick?
It's official.
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(BOTH SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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Don't make me call security.
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BOTH: Whoo-hoo! Yay!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING SLOWS DOWN)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS WORRIEDLY)
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(RIDERS SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER BREAKS)
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(SCREAMING)
(O FORTUNA PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SHOUTING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(WARBLED SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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(SCREAMING FADES)
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(TERRIFIED WHEEZING)
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(GULPS) Patrick?
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(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
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Wait a minute!
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Huh?
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What's the matter? I
thought you were a big guy.
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I am! I mean...
(DEEP VOICE) I am.
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(NORMAL VOICE) I just,
uh, promised someone else
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that I'd ride with them,
(CHUCKLES) that's all.
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Oh, yeah? Who?
(SUSPENSEFUL STING)
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(STAMMERING) The guy who...
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(STAMMERING) I...
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Mr. Krabs!
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Oh. That makes sense.
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Phew.
Let's go get him!
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(GROANING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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PATRICK: Sorry!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
PATRICK: Coming through!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREECHES)
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(DOOR BELL RINGS)
PATRICK: Heads up, Mr. Krabs!
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It's time to ride the
Shipwreck! Whoo-hoo!
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What are ya talking
about, Patrick?
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The roller coaster! Get
your head in the game.
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Remember that big
terrifying roller coaster?
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Nope. We had a
deal to ride it together.
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Nope.
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So I couldn't ride it
if you were too busy
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to ride it with me.
Hmm?
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Wha...
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(IMITATES ROLLER COASTER
CLIMBING THE LIFT)
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(IMITATES SCREAMING)
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Hoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
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(IMITATING EXPLOSION)
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Shipwreck!
(TEETH CHATTERING)
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Oh, right! Our old
roller coaster deal.
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Of course, yeah.
Phew!
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But, uh, we can't go today, lad.
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Things are too busy around here.
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Oh. Hear that,
Patrick? Mr...
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(IMITATES ROLLER COASTER
CLIMBING THE LIFT)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ow!
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(GROANS)
Shipwreck!
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Thanks for covering
for me, Mr. Krabs.
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I don't know why I got so scared
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when I saw that roller coaster.
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I thought I was big enough.
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Just 'cause you're taller
don't mean you're a big guy.
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It doesn't?
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Big guys are rough and tumble.
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They don't blow bubbles.
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Hmm. I guess not.
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Being scared of roller coasters
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ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
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Glad you understand.
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You must've been scared
of roller coasters, too,
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when you were my age.
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Well, I wouldn't really...
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You were probably hiding-under-the-bed
kind of scared, weren't you?
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Well, I, uh...
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Maybe even cwyin'-fo'-Mama
kind of scared.
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I wasn't crying for Mama!
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Poopy-pee-pee-in-my-pantsy
kind of scared. (LAUGHS)
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Am I right?
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Get it straight, SpongeBob!
My pants were clean!
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'Cause nothing ever scared
me... and nothing ever will!
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But didn't you say being scared
wasn't anything to be ashamed of?
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It ain't! For you.
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But I'm different. I wasn't
blowing bubbles at your age.
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I was risking me life
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on the high seas!
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL GASPING)
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I ate danger for
breakfast! Peril for lunch!
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And adventure for dinner!
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-Wha-what?
-what? Really?
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That's right!
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I was in command
of me own vessel,
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and sailed many
a dangerous mile.
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Tell me about
your greatest adventure.
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What if I told you
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I sailed with
the Flying Dutchman himself?
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The Flying Dutchman?
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The most pants-wet tingly
scariest ghost
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to ever roam the high seas?
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Oh, my lucky brick.
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MR. KRABS: Aye!
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Like many a young sailor
before me, I longed for adventure.
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(MUSCLES CREAKING)
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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And that's when the
Dutchman's hornpipe appeared.
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(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
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MR. KRABS: I summoned
the cursed pirate,
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and journeyed with him to
the deepest part of the sea.
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A nightmare realm
called the Underworld.
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(ROARS)
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(GULPS) MR. KRABS: It
was filled with ghostly pirates,
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haunted hurricanes,
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terrifying monsters!
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(ROARING)
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Roar!
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Whoa!
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I faced 'em all with steel in me
backbone and a cutlass in me claw!
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Hyah!
(PIRATES GROAN)
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Hoo-waa!
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Hyah!
(ROARS, GROANS)
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It was the greatest adventure
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of me life!
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Wow!
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You're almost like
a real swashbuckler!
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Almost?
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I am a real swashbuckler!
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How do you think
I earned this baby?
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What is that?
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It's a Swashbuckler Certificate.
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It means I proved my bravery,
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courageousness, daring, panache,
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guts, grit,
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moxie,
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and intestinal fortitude.
(GRUNTS)
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Well, that's it!
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I'd be a big guy if I could earn
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my Swashbuckler Certificate.
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And you could teach me!
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Teach you?
To be a swashbuckler?
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I don't mean to laugh
in your face, but...
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(LAUGHING)
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You're too scared
to even ride a roller coaster!
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I can do it.
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I want to be a brave
swashbuckler like you.
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I'm ready.
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SpongeBob, you're just a
bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready.
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But...
Butts are for toilets!
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Speaking of which, the heads
need swabbing, so git!
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00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:59,057
And no more talk
about being a swashbuckler.
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Aww.
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MR. KRABS: You're not ready...
not ready... not ready...
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not ready... not ready...
not ready... not ready!
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(GIGGLING)
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SPONGEBOB: Bravery. Courage.
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I got to learn this stuff if I'm
gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs.
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You got this, SpongeBob.
(GIGGLING)
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Uh-oh. (EXCLAIMS)
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Now what else
did he say I needed?
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PATRICK: Daring.
Oh, right. Daring.
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PATRICK: Guts.
Definitely need those.
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PATRICK: Panache. Moxie.
Intestinal fortitude.
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Okay, okay! Slow down!
You spelled "fortitude" wrong.
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It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E.
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SPONGEBOB: (GASPS)
Mr. Krabs's certificate! (EXCLAIMS)
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00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,696
Why do you have this? I
always read in the bathroom.
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(GROANS) I know I can do this.
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I just need a chance
to prove it!
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(ECHOING) Prove it.
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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(GHOSTLY WHISPERS)
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(ECHOING)
Well, that's weird.
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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(GASPS) Oh, shrimp!
The certificate!
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00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,832
Mr. Krabs won't
like that.
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00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,219
W... we got
to get it, right?
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00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,988
I... I'm not going
in there.
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00:15:14,072 --> 00:15:17,035
Yeah, you'd have to be
pretty brave to go in there.
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00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:18,740
Hey, wait a minute!
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00:15:18,824 --> 00:15:21,268
Patrick, this is it!
It is?
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Destiny is squeezing my buns.
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(SNAPS)
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Do you feel it?
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00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,242
Yeah!
375
00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:29,804
This vent is just what I need
376
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,441
to start earning my
Swashbuckler Certificate.
377
00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:33,877
You mean the one we lost?
378
00:15:33,961 --> 00:15:36,681
Oh, yes, that one, but
also the one I'm gonna earn.
379
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,767
We lost two of them down there?
380
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,408
The hero's journey starts
with one squish.
381
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,258
(GRUNTING)
382
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,114
Right behind you.
383
00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:50,982
(STRAINING)
384
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,702
I'll catch up.
385
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,422
Ooh. Side adventure.
386
00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:03,605
Hmm. Left or right?
387
00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:04,420
Mmm.
388
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,623
(SCREAMS) Left!
Definitely left!
389
00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:08,824
(PANICKED SOBBING)
390
00:16:08,908 --> 00:16:10,593
(STRAINS, YELLS)
391
00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:12,478
(SOBS) Ow!
392
00:16:14,921 --> 00:16:15,972
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
393
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:17,008
(GASPS)
394
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:19,310
This must lead to the basement.
395
00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:22,128
This must go deeper
than the basement.
396
00:16:24,897 --> 00:16:25,898
Wha...
397
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,959
Where am I?
398
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:30,180
(GASPS)
399
00:16:30,737 --> 00:16:32,328
(WONDROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
400
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:33,817
(GASPS)
401
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,068
(GASPS)
402
00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:37,554
(GASPS LOUDLY)
403
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,751
(SLOWLY) Wow!
404
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:45,656
This must be Mr. Krabs's
swashbuckler sanctum.
405
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:48,127
Ooh, look at that.
406
00:16:48,211 --> 00:16:49,896
And that. And that.
407
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,465
And that! And that! And that!
408
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,770
And that! And that! And that!
And that! And that! And that!
409
00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:55,054
(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)
410
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,367
PATRICK: Hi.
411
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,786
(BOTH GIGGLING)
412
00:16:59,859 --> 00:17:02,562
Argh!
Ahoy!
413
00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:05,804
(GRUNTING)
414
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:14,263
So, who's a bubble-blowing
baby boy now, huh?
415
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,516
(GRUNTING)
416
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,502
(SCREAMS)
417
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:20,955
(EXCLAIMING)
418
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:22,959
Whoa!
419
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,097
(SHOUTING)
420
00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:27,581
(GROANS)
421
00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:33,163
Oh, who am I kidding?
422
00:17:33,247 --> 00:17:36,150
I'll never be a swashbuckler.
423
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:40,469
Hmm?
424
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:43,090
(SOFT WHISTLING)
425
00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:46,842
Mysterious Glow...
426
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,533
Part Two.
427
00:17:49,248 --> 00:17:50,133
(GASPS)
428
00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:51,300
(GHOSTLY WHISPERS)
429
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:52,847
SPONGEBOB: Whoa.
430
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:55,784
This must be the hornpipe
Mr. Krabs took
431
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,537
from the Flying Dutchman!
432
00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:02,118
"If a swashbuckler ye
want to be,
433
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:05,122
blow this horn
and ye shall see."
434
00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:08,711
(GASPS) Patrick,
I'm feeling destiny again.
435
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,326
(CREAKING)
436
00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:13,441
Still nothing. But don't
let me slow you down.
437
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,643
(INHALES SHARPLY)
438
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,564
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
439
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,027
(BUBBLING)
440
00:18:24,691 --> 00:18:27,611
(THUNDER BREAKS)
441
00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:32,833
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING)
442
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,068
Huh? That sounds like...
Oh, no!
443
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:40,004
(POPS)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
444
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,405
Huh? (YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
445
00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:44,399
SpongeBob! Get out of there!
446
00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:46,122
Have fun.
447
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,124
(YELLS)
448
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,843
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING)
449
00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:53,806
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING)
450
00:18:54,787 --> 00:18:56,005
(THUNDER BREAKING)
451
00:18:56,089 --> 00:18:58,676
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING)
452
00:18:58,818 --> 00:18:59,985
(THUNDER BREAKING)
453
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,195
(SPLASHING)
(CREAKING)
454
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,082
Land ho!
455
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,935
(GRUNTING)
456
00:19:17,309 --> 00:19:18,310
(TEETH CLATTERING)
457
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:19,663
(GROWLING)
458
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,366
(THUNDER BREAKS)
459
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,036
(BOTH GASPING)
(BRICK CLINKS)
460
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,906
Uh, you dropped
your lucky brick.
461
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,742
I don't have a lucky brick.
462
00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,078
(CREAKING)
463
00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:33,247
(EXCLAIMS, GASPING)
464
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:36,357
On your feet,
ya sea-drinkin' polliwog!
465
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,803
You're in the company
466
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,138
of the Flying Dutchman!
467
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,559
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
468
00:19:46,846 --> 00:19:48,297
Hmm.
469
00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:50,100
(WHIMPERING, TEETH CLATTERING)
470
00:19:50,184 --> 00:19:53,874
(ECHOING)
Who blew my hornpipe?
471
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,025
Uh...
472
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,628
I did.
473
00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:58,950
Hmm.
474
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:02,655
SpongeBob, I'm comin'! CHORUS:
♪ Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
475
00:20:02,739 --> 00:20:04,574
♪ Hurry! Hurry! ♪
476
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,883
Weird place for a painting.
477
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,119
MR. KRABS: Move it, Squidward!
478
00:20:08,202 --> 00:20:10,266
CHORUS: ♪ Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! ♪
479
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:13,370
Ah, let me take a look at ya.
480
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:18,162
Spit-shine shoes.
Long socks. Short pants.
481
00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:20,766
Empty middle-distant stare.
482
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:24,586
Tell me, laddie,
can ya blow a bubble?
483
00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:29,138
Why...
484
00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:30,842
you're the very swab
485
00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:32,411
I've been lookin' for!
486
00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:33,813
(LAUGHS)
487
00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:35,081
(STAMMERS) Really?
488
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:36,684
You look like the kind of
489
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,588
strappin' young bubble-blowin'
fella who wants,
490
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,693
nay, needs a chance
to prove his mettle.
491
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:47,330
(EXCLAIMS) He was just
saying that in the bathroom!
492
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,800
Quiet! You don't matter.
493
00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:49,835
Very good.
494
00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,906
That's why I blew the horn,
Mr. Dutchman, sir.
495
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:55,891
I need to prove I'm a big guy by
earning my Swashbuckler Certificate.
496
00:20:55,975 --> 00:20:58,854
Well, I'm here to offer you
497
00:20:58,938 --> 00:21:01,545
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
498
00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:05,349
to prove your worth
in the Underworld.
499
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,653
Just like Mr. Krabs!
500
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,490
Aw. But he doesn't
think I'm ready
501
00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:11,092
for that kind of thing.
502
00:21:11,176 --> 00:21:13,562
Well, maybe he's right.
503
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,032
You might not be ready for
504
00:21:16,116 --> 00:21:18,102
swashbucklin'!
505
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:20,606
Swashbuckling?
(BUBBLING)
506
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,976
Swashbucklin'.
507
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:26,312
(LAUGHING MENACINGLY)
508
00:21:26,396 --> 00:21:27,649
(PATRICK EXCLAIMING)
509
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:29,902
(BLADES SWISHING, WHOOSHING)
510
00:21:33,086 --> 00:21:35,204
Swashbuckling!
511
00:21:35,288 --> 00:21:38,291
(PIRATES YELLING)
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
512
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,808
Ah!
513
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,303
(YELLS)
514
00:21:45,198 --> 00:21:46,549
(CACKLING)
515
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:47,835
(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)
516
00:21:49,215 --> 00:21:50,834
(GRUNTING)
517
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:51,919
(LAUGHS, GROANS)
518
00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:54,751
Huh?
(SHOUTS)
519
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,941
(ALL GRUNTING)
520
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,043
Whoa!
521
00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:01,529
(SHOUTING)
522
00:22:02,215 --> 00:22:06,002
(CACKLING)
523
00:22:06,086 --> 00:22:08,404
I'm ready!
524
00:22:08,488 --> 00:22:10,809
Then it's a deal.
(THUNDER BREAKS)
525
00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:13,079
The Dutchman's deal.
526
00:22:13,163 --> 00:22:15,699
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
527
00:22:17,283 --> 00:22:19,685
(THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
CACKLING) (CHUCKLES)
528
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:22,004
(CACKLING)
529
00:22:23,355 --> 00:22:25,172
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
530
00:22:25,356 --> 00:22:26,676
(THUNDER BREAKING)
531
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,612
(PANICKED PANTING)
532
00:22:28,696 --> 00:22:29,814
(GRUNTING)
533
00:22:30,055 --> 00:22:31,607
(GRUNTS)
Stupid passcode.
534
00:22:31,691 --> 00:22:34,377
(GRUNTS)
Four... fifteen... eight.
535
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:35,280
(GRUNTS)
536
00:22:35,364 --> 00:22:36,215
(GROANS)
537
00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:38,185
Permission to come aboard, sir!
538
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,154
Granted, shipmate!
539
00:22:40,238 --> 00:22:43,742
Me, too? Only if ya
put on some pants.
540
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,831
(SIGHS) I guess.
541
00:22:45,915 --> 00:22:46,900
(MUMBLES)
542
00:22:46,984 --> 00:22:48,688
(GROANS) Pupil scan?
543
00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:51,224
(SCAN WHIRRING, BEEPING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
544
00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:52,427
Ooh!
Whee!
545
00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,496
Welcome aboard!
(ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
546
00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:56,967
(CREAKING)
547
00:22:57,051 --> 00:22:59,338
MR. KRABS: Blast these long
eyes. (WHIRRING, BEEPING)
548
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:03,097
Come on, right this way to
your quarters. (ALL CHEERING)
549
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:06,735
I'm gonna be
a swashbuckler. Yeah!
550
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,437
What do ya think, Captain?
551
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:11,550
Pure heart, innocent mind,
552
00:23:11,634 --> 00:23:14,187
desperate to be a big guy.
553
00:23:14,271 --> 00:23:15,990
He's perfect.
554
00:23:16,074 --> 00:23:17,025
(WHIRS, CHIRPS)
555
00:23:17,109 --> 00:23:18,194
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
556
00:23:18,278 --> 00:23:20,498
Ahoy, Krabs!
557
00:23:20,582 --> 00:23:23,334
Long time no see!
(EVIL LAUGH)
558
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:26,172
Please, don't take SpongeBob!
559
00:23:26,256 --> 00:23:29,576
(LAUGHS) You'll never
see him again.
560
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:32,987
He's the key
to unlocking my curse.
561
00:23:33,071 --> 00:23:37,526
(GASPS) SpongeBob!
562
00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,645
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING)
563
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,471
(TEETH CLATTERING)
564
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,890
(BOTH GROANING)
565
00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:48,579
Cinch up your trousers,
me hearties.
566
00:23:48,662 --> 00:23:53,150
A trip to the Underworld
is not for the faint of heart.
567
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:54,151
(THUNDER BREAKING)
568
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:55,736
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
569
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,773
(SCREAMING)
570
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,143
(LAUGHING)
571
00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:11,468
Oh, Squidward,
what are we gonna do?
572
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,971
Sorry, I don't speak "do".
573
00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:16,072
All me blusterin' and braggin',
574
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,142
fillin' that boy's head
with adventure!
575
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:20,711
I drove him right into
the tender mercies
576
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,146
of that monster,
577
00:24:22,229 --> 00:24:23,948
the Flying Dutchman.
578
00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:28,152
Look, Eugene, you can't
blame yourself. Mr. Krabs.
579
00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,621
Say what?
Call me Mr. Krabs.
580
00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,056
Okay.
581
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:35,292
Look, "Mr. Krabs"...
There ya go.
582
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,394
You know what?
It is your fault.
583
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,718
You're right, Squidward.
584
00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:40,931
Which is why we got
to go save him!
585
00:24:41,014 --> 00:24:42,098
Hold it.
586
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,435
You don't think
I'm actually participating
587
00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:46,503
in this fool's errand, do you?
588
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,104
I know you are.
589
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,406
Because if you don't,
590
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,709
I'll demote you to fry cook.
591
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:52,776
Permanently!
592
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:53,877
But the grease
593
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,313
inflames my acne!
594
00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:58,816
(PANICKED SOBBING)
595
00:24:58,899 --> 00:25:00,884
(EXCLAIMING)
596
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,353
(SCREAMING)
597
00:25:02,436 --> 00:25:03,253
(POPS)
598
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,540
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
599
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,698
So, just the two of us
against the Dutchman, huh?
600
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,601
There's three in this crew,
Mr. Squidward.
601
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,902
(SLOSHING)
602
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,904
Meow.
Why was I worried?
603
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:24,174
Nice to see me old gear
still fits, eh? (LAUGHS)
604
00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,392
(CREAKING)
605
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,978
(BUTTON RICOCHETING)
606
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:28,962
SCALLOP: Squawk!
607
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:30,897
What the... Huh?
608
00:25:31,932 --> 00:25:34,718
Hmm. Not bad.
609
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:35,919
(SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY)
610
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:40,024
And to get us there in style,
say hello to our noble vessel,
611
00:25:40,107 --> 00:25:42,559
The Patty Blaster!
612
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:45,729
Hey, we might actually
be safe on this adventure,
613
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,264
driving a...
614
00:25:47,347 --> 00:25:49,099
(FOGHORN PLAYS WOEFUL MELODY)
615
00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:50,734
(GLUMLY) Winnebago.
616
00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:55,039
We can't lose in a "Win"
nebago, Mr. Squidward.
617
00:25:55,122 --> 00:25:56,206
(CACKLING)
618
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,374
Hilarious.
619
00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,043
Squawk!
Hilarious!
620
00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,012
Do you even know
how to find SpongeBob?
621
00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:04,181
Aye, Squidward,
but it won't be easy.
622
00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:06,250
The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob
to the deepest,
623
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:09,386
most dangerous part of the sea.
624
00:26:09,469 --> 00:26:13,518
A realm of dark magic
called the Underworld.
625
00:26:13,602 --> 00:26:15,292
Under where?
626
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,861
(CHUCKLING)
Underwear.
627
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:20,230
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, how do we get there?
628
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:23,168
First we've got to find
the magical portal.
629
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:25,469
Then navigate the Slime River
630
00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:27,838
through unimaginable terrors.
631
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,573
And if we survive,
632
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,775
this is where we find SpongeBob.
633
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:32,710
(THUNDER BREAKS)
634
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:33,444
Meow!
635
00:26:33,527 --> 00:26:35,345
SQUIDWARD: Challenge Cove?
636
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,848
MR. KRABS That's where
the Dutchman can use SpongeBob
637
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:38,949
to break his curse!
638
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:41,819
And if we don't get down there
in time to stop him,
639
00:26:41,902 --> 00:26:45,190
our favorite fry cook
(ECHOES) is doomed!
640
00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:50,161
Now saddle up!
We got no time to waste!
641
00:26:50,244 --> 00:26:51,878
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
642
00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:57,450
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
643
00:26:57,976 --> 00:26:59,578
(HISSING)
644
00:26:59,992 --> 00:27:01,045
Full disclosure,
645
00:27:01,129 --> 00:27:02,848
that's farther than
I thought we'd get.
646
00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:04,209
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
GRUNTING)
647
00:27:04,292 --> 00:27:05,909
MR. KRABS:
Pop the clutch, Gary!
648
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,711
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
PANTING)
649
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,713
MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
650
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,999
(THUNDER BREAKING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
651
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:14,901
(METAL SQUEAKS)
652
00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:18,522
(SCREAMING)
653
00:27:18,605 --> 00:27:20,457
(BLUBBERING SHUDDERS)
654
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,326
(YELLS) (PATRICK AND
SPONGEBOB SCREAMING)
655
00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:23,560
(BOTH GROAN)
656
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:27,865
Welcome to the Underworld!
657
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:30,483
(LAUGHING MENACINGLY)
658
00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:33,403
Huh?
659
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,655
(SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
660
00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,775
(ROARS)
661
00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:40,477
Maybe I'm not ready
for this place.
662
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,446
Ah, yes, the Underworld
663
00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:44,948
can be terrifying to most.
664
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:49,052
But not to a brave
big guy like yourself.
665
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,256
You think I'm brave?
666
00:27:51,339 --> 00:27:53,624
Aye, you laugh at danger!
667
00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:54,741
(GRUNTS)
668
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,327
(SCREECHES)
669
00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,462
(SCREAMS)
670
00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:00,063
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean...
671
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,232
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
672
00:28:01,315 --> 00:28:03,400
You can do better than that.
673
00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:05,068
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
674
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,238
I can't hear you.
675
00:28:07,321 --> 00:28:09,155
(LAUGHING)
676
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:12,743
(GULPS)
677
00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:16,413
Don't worry, Patrick.
We laugh at danger!
678
00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:18,081
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
679
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,750
Huh? Huh?
680
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:21,051
Huh? Huh?
681
00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:22,187
(BOTH LAUGHING)
682
00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:23,254
(BOTH SCREAM)
683
00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:24,437
PATRICK: Huh?
684
00:28:25,906 --> 00:28:27,457
Incoming!
685
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,425
(ANCHOR BATS SHRIEKING)
686
00:28:28,508 --> 00:28:30,128
BOTH: Whoo-hoo! (GIGGLING)
687
00:28:30,211 --> 00:28:31,061
(GRUNTS)
688
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,996
(WHOOSHING)
689
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,565
(BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
690
00:28:34,648 --> 00:28:36,650
(SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING)
691
00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:43,707
(GASPS)
Whoo!
692
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:46,009
(BELLOWING)
693
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,444
(BELLOWING)
694
00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,413
Ooh!
Wow!
695
00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:52,699
(BOTH LAUGHING)
696
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,019
Uh... Huh?
697
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,121
(GIGGLING)
698
00:28:57,204 --> 00:28:59,190
(GRUNTING)
699
00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:01,474
(SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING)
700
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:07,397
(BOTH LAUGHING)
701
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,365
(GRUNTS)
702
00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:09,666
You were right, Dutchman.
703
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,768
I'm not afraid of the
Underworld! (SHOUTING)
704
00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,502
(GROANS)
705
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,671
Glad to hear it, lad.
706
00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:16,686
I'm not afraid, either!
707
00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:17,788
Who cares?
708
00:29:17,872 --> 00:29:18,890
SpongeBob,
709
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,827
I want you to think of me
710
00:29:20,911 --> 00:29:23,098
as your swashbuckling guru,
711
00:29:23,182 --> 00:29:26,035
and your friend.
712
00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:27,070
Aw.
713
00:29:27,154 --> 00:29:29,040
(GASPS) Look!
More danger!
714
00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:29,975
(GROWLING)
715
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,044
Here, kitty, kitty.
716
00:29:31,128 --> 00:29:32,013
(FEARFULLY) Nyah-ah!
717
00:29:32,096 --> 00:29:34,031
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
718
00:29:35,642 --> 00:29:38,011
(BOTH LAUGHING)
719
00:29:40,085 --> 00:29:41,564
Captain, this lubber
720
00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:43,534
is a complete barnacle brain.
721
00:29:43,618 --> 00:29:45,637
Are you sure he's the one?
722
00:29:45,721 --> 00:29:48,142
True, he don't have
physical prowess
723
00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:50,018
or pirating ability,
724
00:29:50,102 --> 00:29:53,272
but the boy's got
the very thing we need...
725
00:29:55,202 --> 00:29:57,487
Staggering stupidity.
726
00:29:57,571 --> 00:29:59,256
He won't figure out the truth
727
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,426
until it's way too late,
728
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:04,630
when we finally break my curse!
729
00:30:04,714 --> 00:30:05,900
(EVIL LAUGH)
730
00:30:05,984 --> 00:30:08,736
Break your curse!
(CACKLING)
731
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:10,739
My curse! (CACKLING)
732
00:30:10,823 --> 00:30:12,943
Your curse! (CACKLING)
733
00:30:13,027 --> 00:30:14,880
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
734
00:30:14,964 --> 00:30:16,031
(LAUGHING)
735
00:30:16,976 --> 00:30:17,963
What are we laughing about?
736
00:30:18,046 --> 00:30:19,597
(SHRIEKS)
737
00:30:19,681 --> 00:30:22,084
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
Oh, uh, nothin', lad.
738
00:30:26,313 --> 00:30:28,232
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
739
00:30:28,316 --> 00:30:29,434
MR. KRABS:
Accordin' to the map,
740
00:30:29,517 --> 00:30:31,436
the gates to the Underworld
741
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,096
lie in the most horrible
place imaginable.
742
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:38,315
(HORROR STING)
743
00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,958
Bikini Bottom High.
744
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:45,329
Aye, dangerous waters.
GIRL: (VOCAL FRY) Ew.
745
00:30:45,413 --> 00:30:48,433
Nice ride. (SCOFFS)
Losers.
746
00:30:48,517 --> 00:30:50,003
See what I mean?
747
00:30:50,087 --> 00:30:51,573
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
748
00:30:51,656 --> 00:30:53,424
Hey!
(GIRLS YELL)
749
00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,780
(TIRES SCREECH)
750
00:30:56,864 --> 00:30:57,849
(BELL RINGING)
751
00:30:57,933 --> 00:30:59,718
(ALL CHEERING)
752
00:30:59,802 --> 00:31:02,089
MR. KRABS: Whoa! Whoa!
SQUIDWARD: Ahh!
753
00:31:02,173 --> 00:31:03,724
MR. KRABS: Whoa!
SQUIDWARD: Ahh!
754
00:31:03,808 --> 00:31:06,895
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
SHOUTING)
755
00:31:06,979 --> 00:31:08,765
Right! Take a right!
(GRUNTS)
756
00:31:08,849 --> 00:31:11,451
(TIRES SCREECH)
757
00:31:12,719 --> 00:31:13,370
GIRLS: Hmph!
758
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,058
Is that Squidward Tentacles?
759
00:31:16,596 --> 00:31:18,015
Coach Tuna?
760
00:31:18,099 --> 00:31:20,751
You still owe me laps.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
761
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,587
Incoming fire!
(GROANS)
762
00:31:22,671 --> 00:31:24,373
(GROANS)
763
00:31:26,846 --> 00:31:28,331
Ah!
SCALLOP: Squawk!
764
00:31:28,415 --> 00:31:29,985
Hah.
(GROANS)
765
00:31:32,046 --> 00:31:34,032
(ALL GROAN)
Huh?
766
00:31:34,116 --> 00:31:35,166
(CHUCKLING WICKEDLY)
767
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,335
(GRUNTS)
Hey!
768
00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:37,115
Ow!
769
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:38,784
Meow! Meow! Meow!
770
00:31:38,868 --> 00:31:39,919
(ALL GROANING)
771
00:31:40,003 --> 00:31:40,904
ALL: Huh?
772
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:47,524
We're close.
773
00:31:47,608 --> 00:31:52,197
(DEEP INHALE) I
can smell it. Me, too.
774
00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:54,800
(SPUTTERING)
775
00:31:54,884 --> 00:31:56,616
(SQUISHING)
776
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,786
Are you Davy?
777
00:31:58,870 --> 00:32:02,624
No, man, I'm Phil.
Davy's over there.
778
00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:04,735
MR. KRABS:
Thar she blows!
779
00:32:04,819 --> 00:32:07,006
Davy Jones' locker.
780
00:32:07,090 --> 00:32:09,777
The entrance to the Underworld.
781
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:12,362
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
782
00:32:15,655 --> 00:32:16,807
(MOANS)
783
00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,493
(ALL YELLING)
784
00:32:22,043 --> 00:32:23,661
(WHISTLING CHEERFUL TUNE)
785
00:32:23,745 --> 00:32:24,930
(THUNDER BREAKING)
786
00:32:25,014 --> 00:32:27,934
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
787
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:30,708
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: If
you're gonna be a swashbuckler,
788
00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:34,113
you got to dress
the part. (LAUGHS)
789
00:32:34,197 --> 00:32:35,215
(CHUCKLING)
790
00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:38,552
Now step out, lad.
Let's get a look at ya.
791
00:32:38,636 --> 00:32:40,755
(FANFARE PLAYS,
ENDS WITH SOUR NOTE)
792
00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:44,161
Are you sure this is
a swashbuckler outfit?
793
00:32:44,245 --> 00:32:46,596
Absolutely!
Standard issue.
794
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,967
Really? Wh... Whoa!
(GROANS)
795
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:52,872
That safety suit should
keep him alive long enough
796
00:32:52,956 --> 00:32:54,574
to break my curse.
797
00:32:54,658 --> 00:32:57,078
Your curse.
(CACKLING)
798
00:32:57,162 --> 00:32:59,251
Come on, Barb...
read the room.
799
00:32:59,335 --> 00:33:00,554
Hold it!
800
00:33:00,868 --> 00:33:03,721
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
801
00:33:03,805 --> 00:33:07,191
This is all wrong!
Let's find something else.
802
00:33:07,275 --> 00:33:09,544
Wait! Mind
your business!
803
00:33:10,703 --> 00:33:13,456
(JAUNTY ACCORDION
MUSIC PLAYS)
804
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:16,694
Fashion show!
This feels much better.
805
00:33:16,778 --> 00:33:19,866
I don't think that's
quite right, lad.
806
00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:21,201
I agree, Dutchie.
807
00:33:21,285 --> 00:33:23,855
It's missing one thing.
808
00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:25,415
(BLOWS)
809
00:33:25,499 --> 00:33:27,186
(BOTH LAUGHING)
810
00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:28,955
Achoo!
(GULPS)
811
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:30,357
(BOTH LAUGHING)
812
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:32,766
Pink guy's drivin' me nuts!
813
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:34,534
He's distracting the fool.
814
00:33:34,618 --> 00:33:36,470
Their friendship is a problem.
815
00:33:36,575 --> 00:33:40,064
(CHUCKLES) That's why
we work so well together, Barb.
816
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,000
We've never been friends.
817
00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:44,402
Exactly! I... Wait, what?
818
00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:48,641
(BOTH LAUGHING) Yeah,
we'll have to take care of that one.
819
00:33:48,725 --> 00:33:50,044
(BELL RINGS)
820
00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:51,328
Land ho!
821
00:33:51,872 --> 00:33:53,056
Whoa!
822
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:54,743
Whoa!
823
00:33:55,588 --> 00:33:57,607
BOTH: ♪ Whoa ♪
824
00:33:57,691 --> 00:34:01,112
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
We've arrived at Challenge Cove.
825
00:34:01,196 --> 00:34:05,117
The place where you'll finally
become a swashbuckler.
826
00:34:05,201 --> 00:34:09,388
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! (THE
FLYING DUTCHMAN CACKLING)
827
00:34:09,472 --> 00:34:12,026
(THUNDER BREAKING)
828
00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:13,611
(WARBLING)
(METAL SQUEAKS)
829
00:34:15,149 --> 00:34:18,451
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
SCREAMING)
830
00:34:18,799 --> 00:34:19,800
(PLOPS)
831
00:34:20,054 --> 00:34:23,040
(GASPING)
832
00:34:23,257 --> 00:34:24,508
Meow.
(GULPS)
833
00:34:24,592 --> 00:34:26,478
Are you sure about this?
834
00:34:26,562 --> 00:34:27,981
Don't worry,
Mr. Squidward.
835
00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:30,051
I've got everything
under control.
836
00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,988
(CREATURES WARBLING)
837
00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:36,625
These creatures look friendly
enough, huh? (CHUCKLES)
838
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:37,761
(SHRIEKING)
839
00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:39,063
(SCREAMS)
840
00:34:39,147 --> 00:34:40,698
(FRANTIC GASPING)
841
00:34:40,782 --> 00:34:44,336
That was the scariest thing
I ever saw! (SOBBING)
842
00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:45,866
Till I saw that.
843
00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:47,852
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
844
00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:50,341
(EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)
845
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:51,742
(GROANS)
(NOSE HONKS)
846
00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:56,631
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
YELLING)
847
00:34:57,686 --> 00:34:58,737
Huh?
Huh?
848
00:34:58,821 --> 00:34:59,839
(KISSING LOUDLY)
849
00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:01,843
(MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD
SCREAMING) (KISSING LOUDLY)
850
00:35:01,926 --> 00:35:03,177
(MOANS)
851
00:35:03,261 --> 00:35:05,313
(FRANTIC PANTING)
Meow.
852
00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:10,988
Here's an idea. We go home
and you hire a new fry cook!
853
00:35:11,072 --> 00:35:13,958
(GROANS) What do
you think, Gary?
854
00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:14,893
(SQUEAKS)
855
00:35:14,977 --> 00:35:18,064
(THE WAY WE WERE PLAYING)
856
00:35:18,148 --> 00:35:19,600
SpongeBob's first
857
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,682
Krusty Krab ID card.
858
00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:22,417
(SNIFFLES)
859
00:35:22,501 --> 00:35:23,625
Look at him.
860
00:35:23,709 --> 00:35:25,861
So... yellow.
861
00:35:25,945 --> 00:35:27,631
(WHIMPERING)
That answers that.
862
00:35:27,715 --> 00:35:28,800
(SHRIEKS)
863
00:35:28,884 --> 00:35:32,103
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
864
00:35:32,187 --> 00:35:34,541
(GASPS) Is that where
we have to go?
865
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:38,479
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Aye!
To succeed, you must reach that X.
866
00:35:38,563 --> 00:35:40,849
And then I'll get
my certificate!
867
00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:43,019
Right after you make it up
868
00:35:43,103 --> 00:35:44,420
to the next X.
869
00:35:44,504 --> 00:35:47,859
And then up to that one.
And up to the next one.
870
00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,795
And then up again.
And up there.
871
00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:51,197
How high do I have to go?
872
00:35:51,281 --> 00:35:52,400
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
To the top, lad!
873
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,903
If you make it there
and blow that hornpipe,
874
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,841
oh, you'll become
a swashbuckler.
875
00:35:57,925 --> 00:36:00,878
Mr. Krabs will
be so proud!
876
00:36:00,962 --> 00:36:01,947
If I can do it.
877
00:36:02,031 --> 00:36:04,684
(CHUCKLING)
No, it'll be easy!
878
00:36:04,768 --> 00:36:08,321
We'll get through these
challenges together.
879
00:36:08,405 --> 00:36:10,659
Starting with, uh, oh...
880
00:36:10,743 --> 00:36:13,161
intestinal fortitude.
881
00:36:13,245 --> 00:36:16,867
To begin we'll walk
that path until we...
882
00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:19,552
Not so fast!
883
00:36:21,548 --> 00:36:25,003
You said we have
to walk this path.
884
00:36:25,087 --> 00:36:29,725
But this is clearly a road.
885
00:36:31,424 --> 00:36:32,843
You're right, Patrick.
886
00:36:32,927 --> 00:36:34,846
It is a road.
I know.
887
00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:37,518
Tartar sauce! Now what are we
gonna do? (SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
888
00:36:37,601 --> 00:36:38,619
I know.
889
00:36:38,703 --> 00:36:39,855
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
What difference does it make?
890
00:36:39,938 --> 00:36:42,190
You say "road", I say
"path". (MUSIC ENDS)
891
00:36:42,274 --> 00:36:44,528
I say "potato",
you say "po-tah-to"!
892
00:36:44,612 --> 00:36:47,197
No, I don't.
I say "string cheese".
893
00:36:47,281 --> 00:36:48,133
PATRICK: Ooh.
894
00:36:48,217 --> 00:36:51,604
String cheese.
String cheese.
895
00:36:51,688 --> 00:36:55,576
String cheese. A
road of string cheese.
896
00:36:55,660 --> 00:37:00,281
String Cheese Road!
String Cheese... Expressway!
897
00:37:00,365 --> 00:37:02,618
PATRICK: String Cheese...
Castle!
898
00:37:02,702 --> 00:37:03,587
I can't take it!
899
00:37:03,671 --> 00:37:06,290
Barb, no! Killing him
might tip him off.
900
00:37:06,374 --> 00:37:08,794
What do you say we go
beat these challenges,
901
00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:10,429
road or no road?
902
00:37:10,513 --> 00:37:11,766
(BOTH SCREAM GLEEFULLY)
903
00:37:11,850 --> 00:37:13,068
BOTH: (GASPS) Wait!
904
00:37:13,152 --> 00:37:14,403
(BOTH GIGGLING)
905
00:37:14,487 --> 00:37:17,307
Watch out for the Skeleton
Guardians! BOTH: Huh?
906
00:37:17,391 --> 00:37:18,610
(YELLS) What?
907
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:21,180
Watch out for the... Wha-oof!
(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)
908
00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:23,617
-Watch out for the what?
-oof? (BONES CLATTERING)
909
00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:24,986
Not sure what that means.
910
00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:26,522
Plus, it's hard to hear
911
00:37:26,606 --> 00:37:29,526
with all the
"cck-oo-cck-oo-cck-oo" sounds.
912
00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:30,661
Well, whatever it is,
913
00:37:30,745 --> 00:37:32,232
I'm sure it's not
that important.
914
00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:33,166
(EXCLAIMS)
915
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,136
(GROWLING)
916
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:38,640
Patrick, I think these are
the guys who are gonna...
917
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:41,611
(GULPS) fortify our intestines!
918
00:37:41,695 --> 00:37:42,880
Yay!
919
00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:44,381
(BOTH GRUNTING)
920
00:37:44,465 --> 00:37:46,852
Barb, we got
to reach that nitwit
921
00:37:46,936 --> 00:37:48,287
before he gets killed!
922
00:37:48,371 --> 00:37:50,691
Desperately trying, sir!
923
00:37:50,775 --> 00:37:54,863
What do you think, path or road?
924
00:37:54,947 --> 00:37:56,566
(CLINKS)
925
00:37:56,650 --> 00:38:00,436
(GROANS) Can someone
hand me my eyebrows?
926
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,673
Swordplay, huh?
927
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:04,511
I think my skills will satisfy.
928
00:38:04,595 --> 00:38:05,947
(BLOWS)
929
00:38:06,031 --> 00:38:09,150
Dodge! Parry!
Thrust! Plie.
930
00:38:09,234 --> 00:38:10,219
(BUBBLE POPS)
931
00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:11,188
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
932
00:38:11,271 --> 00:38:12,124
(ROARING)
933
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,291
Patrick!
934
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,695
(EXCLAIMS, YELLS)
935
00:38:14,779 --> 00:38:16,032
(BOTH GRUNT)
(SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS)
936
00:38:16,115 --> 00:38:17,801
(SPONGEBOB PANTING,
GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
937
00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:19,403
(GRUNTING)
938
00:38:19,487 --> 00:38:21,172
(EXCLAIMS)
(SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS)
939
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:22,953
What if Mr. Krabs
was right
940
00:38:23,037 --> 00:38:25,949
and I am just a
bubble-blowing baby boy?
941
00:38:26,033 --> 00:38:27,451
That wouldn't be good.
942
00:38:27,535 --> 00:38:29,455
Oh, Patrick,
what are we gonna do?
943
00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:30,960
(GROANS)
(GASPS)
944
00:38:31,044 --> 00:38:32,813
(GROANING)
(SCALLOPS CHIRPING)
945
00:38:34,242 --> 00:38:36,260
(ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING)
946
00:38:36,344 --> 00:38:39,699
MR. KRABS: Yer askin'
the wrong question, lad!
947
00:38:39,783 --> 00:38:42,436
Mr. Krabs?
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
948
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,639
If ya want to get
out of this pickle,
949
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,608
you're gonna have
to start actin' like
950
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:49,497
a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler.
951
00:38:49,581 --> 00:38:51,167
Well, how do I do that?
952
00:38:51,251 --> 00:38:54,604
Ya start by askin'
the right question.
953
00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:57,739
It's not, (MEEKLY)
"What are we gonna do?"
954
00:38:57,849 --> 00:39:00,664
It's, (CONFIDENTLY)
"What would I do?"
955
00:39:00,748 --> 00:39:02,761
What would I do?
(ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING)
956
00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:04,763
Huh? No. No, no. Me!
957
00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:06,598
What would me do?
958
00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:09,734
Not you. Me! Mr. Krabs!
959
00:39:09,817 --> 00:39:11,436
What would I do?
960
00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:14,473
Oh! That makes
way more sense.
961
00:39:14,556 --> 00:39:16,558
(WIND BLOWING)
962
00:39:21,262 --> 00:39:24,114
So, how does it...
Does this end or...
963
00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,283
Wake up!
(EXCLAIMS)
964
00:39:25,366 --> 00:39:26,151
(GASPS)
965
00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:28,687
Patrick, maybe if we
act like Mr. Krabs,
966
00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:30,255
we can make our way
through this.
967
00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:32,123
Why didn't I think of
that? (CRASHING)
968
00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:34,726
Because you're not a
Swashbuckler Certificate
969
00:39:34,809 --> 00:39:36,895
recipient in the making!
Huh?
970
00:39:36,978 --> 00:39:39,364
Barb! Do ya spy
the barnacle?
971
00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:42,234
Sorry, sir.
I don't... Wait.
972
00:39:42,317 --> 00:39:45,085
Hey, look at me!
ALL: Huh?
973
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:48,623
(BLOWING)
974
00:39:51,191 --> 00:39:52,076
(CLEARS THROAT)
975
00:39:52,159 --> 00:39:54,579
Argh. I'm no bubble blower.
976
00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:57,582
I'm a rough-and-tumble
swashbuckler.
977
00:39:57,665 --> 00:40:00,385
Rough and tumble
as the day is long.
978
00:40:00,468 --> 00:40:03,388
They don't come
as rough and tumble as me.
979
00:40:03,471 --> 00:40:05,991
Rough and tumble, tumble and...
980
00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:08,309
(SCREAMS)
981
00:40:10,812 --> 00:40:12,898
(SCREAMS)
982
00:40:12,981 --> 00:40:13,899
(GROANS)
983
00:40:13,982 --> 00:40:16,234
Huh. Look at me!
984
00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:19,004
Rumble and tumble!
985
00:40:19,087 --> 00:40:20,438
(PATRICK SHOUTING)
986
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:21,640
(SCREAMS)
987
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:22,724
(GROANS)
988
00:40:23,424 --> 00:40:26,945
SpongeBob?
These look like...
989
00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:29,014
...our intestines.
990
00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:31,950
And they're fortified!
991
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:34,786
This means I passed
the first challenge!
992
00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:36,086
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
993
00:40:36,169 --> 00:40:37,389
PATRICK: Look at
mine wiggle. Huh?
994
00:40:37,472 --> 00:40:40,208
(HUMMING) Look at
them. Wiggle, wobble!
995
00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:41,726
Peekaboo!
996
00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:42,661
(EXCLAIMS)
997
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,195
Hairdo-do!
998
00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,765
(SPONGEBOB WHOOPING WILDLY)
(CHUCKLING)
999
00:40:46,848 --> 00:40:49,367
What are those idiots doing?
1000
00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:50,902
(BABBLING)
1001
00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:52,504
(FRANTIC BABBLING)
1002
00:40:52,587 --> 00:40:53,655
(LAUGHING)
1003
00:40:54,088 --> 00:40:56,308
What is happening?
1004
00:40:56,391 --> 00:40:58,710
(GIBBERING)
(WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
1005
00:40:58,793 --> 00:41:00,561
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1006
00:41:01,229 --> 00:41:02,363
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1007
00:41:03,097 --> 00:41:04,950
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1008
00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:08,236
(SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
WHOOPING)
1009
00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:13,258
(LAUGHS) I don't know
how he did it, Barb.
1010
00:41:13,341 --> 00:41:16,294
That fool must
really be the one.
1011
00:41:16,377 --> 00:41:19,130
I think you're right,
sir. Look.
1012
00:41:19,213 --> 00:41:21,600
(GIBBERING)
(GIGGLING)
1013
00:41:21,683 --> 00:41:23,802
(CHIMING)
1014
00:41:23,885 --> 00:41:25,219
Yes?
1015
00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:26,972
Whoa!
1016
00:41:27,055 --> 00:41:28,456
Yes?
1017
00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:34,579
(HORN BLARING)
(SCREAMS) Yes!
1018
00:41:34,662 --> 00:41:36,481
(DRAMATIC STING)
1019
00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:38,115
(RUMBLING)
1020
00:41:38,198 --> 00:41:39,651
(WHIRRING)
1021
00:41:39,734 --> 00:41:40,518
Huh?
1022
00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:42,420
SpongeBob?
SPONGEBOB: Uh-oh.
1023
00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:44,739
You know what that means,
Mr. Krabs.
1024
00:41:45,206 --> 00:41:46,891
I'm in deep shrimp.
1025
00:41:46,974 --> 00:41:47,826
(GIGGLES)
1026
00:41:47,909 --> 00:41:50,095
SpongeBob!
1027
00:41:50,178 --> 00:41:54,248
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Hold on, lad!
1028
00:41:55,249 --> 00:41:56,935
(BEEPING)
(THUNDER BREAKING)
1029
00:41:57,018 --> 00:41:58,937
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
1030
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,206
Onto challenge number two!
1031
00:42:01,289 --> 00:42:03,141
(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
1032
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,809
(PHONE RINGS)
1033
00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:05,777
Shello?
1034
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,946
(GARBLED SPEECH
ON PHONE)
1035
00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:10,348
Bad news, sir.
Krabs is following us.
1036
00:42:10,431 --> 00:42:13,284
(YELLS) What?
No, no, no!
1037
00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,687
If he catches up, he'll
tell SpongeBob the truth
1038
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,689
and ruin everything.
1039
00:42:17,772 --> 00:42:19,024
Oh, Barb,
1040
00:42:19,107 --> 00:42:23,028
it's been so long
and I'm so close.
1041
00:42:23,111 --> 00:42:24,979
I wouldn't worry
about Krabs, sir.
1042
00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:30,669
He ain't gonna last long
in the Underworld.
1043
00:42:30,752 --> 00:42:34,072
(CACKLING)
1044
00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:38,243
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1045
00:42:38,326 --> 00:42:41,829
Huh? Where is that
music comin' from?
1046
00:42:42,363 --> 00:42:44,082
Mmm. Not bad.
1047
00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:45,016
(SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1048
00:42:45,099 --> 00:42:46,718
Huh?
1049
00:42:46,801 --> 00:42:49,888
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING)
(OMINOUS STING)
1050
00:42:49,971 --> 00:42:52,974
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
1051
00:42:55,943 --> 00:42:58,863
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING, GIGGLING)
1052
00:42:58,946 --> 00:42:59,981
Huh?
1053
00:43:03,050 --> 00:43:05,052
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING)
1054
00:43:06,354 --> 00:43:08,239
(ECHOING)
Greetings, travelers.
1055
00:43:08,322 --> 00:43:10,625
Come play with us.
1056
00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:12,911
Come play?
1057
00:43:12,994 --> 00:43:14,479
Cover your ears, Squidward.
1058
00:43:14,562 --> 00:43:16,381
Those are Sirens, temptin' us
1059
00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:18,817
into a smooth jazz trap.
1060
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:19,951
(SPLASHES)
1061
00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:21,720
Later, losers.
1062
00:43:21,803 --> 00:43:22,904
(LAUGHS)
1063
00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:27,375
Squidward. We got
to save SpongeBob.
1064
00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:29,027
(EXCLAIMS)
1065
00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:30,428
(CHIMES)
1066
00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:32,964
There's no time for a solo!
1067
00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:35,734
There's always time for a solo.
1068
00:43:35,817 --> 00:43:37,169
(OMINOUS STING)
1069
00:43:37,252 --> 00:43:39,037
(PLAYING SHRILL,
DISCORDANT TUNE)
1070
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,271
(AGONIZED GROANS)
1071
00:43:40,354 --> 00:43:41,606
(EXPLOSION)
1072
00:43:41,689 --> 00:43:42,540
(HISSING)
1073
00:43:42,623 --> 00:43:43,524
Meow.
1074
00:43:44,892 --> 00:43:46,327
(GROANS)
1075
00:43:47,962 --> 00:43:51,282
(GROWLING)
1076
00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:53,118
Well, music lovers,
1077
00:43:53,201 --> 00:43:54,886
what do you think? Ack!
1078
00:43:54,969 --> 00:43:56,521
(GRUNTING)
Help me!
1079
00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:59,158
Ooh, now we got to save
that good-for-nothin'
1080
00:43:59,241 --> 00:44:00,725
easy-listenin' layabout.
1081
00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:02,109
Help me!
1082
00:44:02,844 --> 00:44:03,695
(GROANS)
1083
00:44:03,778 --> 00:44:05,430
Whoa! Put me down!
1084
00:44:05,513 --> 00:44:07,199
(YELPS, FEARFUL GROANING)
1085
00:44:07,282 --> 00:44:10,236
There's got to be somethin'
in here that'll help Squidward.
1086
00:44:10,319 --> 00:44:11,419
Hmm.
1087
00:44:12,019 --> 00:44:13,172
Whoa! (GROANS)
1088
00:44:13,255 --> 00:44:14,539
(SIGHS)
1089
00:44:14,622 --> 00:44:16,374
Huh?
Better hurry up!
1090
00:44:16,457 --> 00:44:19,360
Or instead of being a
big guy, I'll be a dead guy.
1091
00:44:19,727 --> 00:44:20,945
(SCREAMING)
1092
00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:23,249
(FRANTIC GASPING)
1093
00:44:23,332 --> 00:44:24,183
Whoa!
1094
00:44:24,266 --> 00:44:26,584
Bandages, no. Antiseptic, no.
1095
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:28,820
Flare gun, no.
Breath mints, no.
1096
00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:30,137
What? Whoa-hoo! Agh!
1097
00:44:30,905 --> 00:44:32,290
Help!
1098
00:44:32,373 --> 00:44:34,141
Squawk!
Oh, no, you don't!
1099
00:44:34,709 --> 00:44:35,827
(EXCLAIMING)
1100
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:37,144
(FRANTIC GASPING, YELPS)
1101
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,232
(ENGINE REVVING)
1102
00:44:40,315 --> 00:44:41,549
(GRUNTS)
1103
00:44:42,217 --> 00:44:43,501
(SCREAMING)
1104
00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:46,304
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MR. KRABS SHOUTING)
1105
00:44:46,387 --> 00:44:47,588
(IN UNISON) Uh-oh.
1106
00:44:51,726 --> 00:44:54,078
No more wastin' time, Squidward.
1107
00:44:54,161 --> 00:44:57,382
We might already be too late!
1108
00:44:57,465 --> 00:45:00,652
(PATRICK SCATTING
CONGA LINE TUNE)
1109
00:45:00,735 --> 00:45:02,970
(SCREECHING)
1110
00:45:04,839 --> 00:45:07,759
You know, I think we cracked
the code to these challenges.
1111
00:45:07,842 --> 00:45:10,528
All I got to do is keep acting
like Mr. Krabs,
1112
00:45:10,611 --> 00:45:13,031
and I'll be swashbuckling
in no time.
1113
00:45:13,114 --> 00:45:14,840
To Mr. Krabs.
1114
00:45:14,924 --> 00:45:16,043
BOTH: Big guys!
1115
00:45:16,127 --> 00:45:17,861
(BOTH GIGGLE)
1116
00:45:18,287 --> 00:45:19,504
(BLOWING)
1117
00:45:19,587 --> 00:45:21,372
(JOYFUL HAWAIIAN MUSIC
PLAYING)
1118
00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:23,541
Oh, what are they doin' now?
1119
00:45:23,624 --> 00:45:26,644
Uh, eh... You can
celebrate later, lad!
1120
00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:29,543
Let's head
to the next challenge!
1121
00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:31,513
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1122
00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:33,050
SpongeBob?
1123
00:45:33,134 --> 00:45:34,652
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1124
00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:35,587
Whee!
1125
00:45:35,670 --> 00:45:39,490
(GROANS) His pink friend
is slowing us down.
1126
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:41,960
Oh, just give me
five minutes with him, sir.
1127
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:46,664
I'll explain how we
do things around here!
1128
00:45:46,747 --> 00:45:47,795
(GROWLING)
1129
00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:50,033
Okay, chill out, Barb.
1130
00:45:50,117 --> 00:45:52,769
I have a better idea.
1131
00:45:52,853 --> 00:45:54,972
(GIGGLING)
1132
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:56,374
SpongeBob.
1133
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:58,045
Swashbucklers don't spend
1134
00:45:58,129 --> 00:46:00,014
their time seahorsin' around.
1135
00:46:00,098 --> 00:46:01,249
Really?
1136
00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:03,753
What's the swashbuckling
stance on giggling?
1137
00:46:03,837 --> 00:46:04,821
(GIGGLES)
1138
00:46:04,905 --> 00:46:05,790
Not good!
1139
00:46:05,874 --> 00:46:06,592
(GIGGLES)
1140
00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:09,562
(STAMMERS) What
about butt wiggling?
1141
00:46:09,646 --> 00:46:11,432
(PATRICK LAUGHING, WHOOPING)
1142
00:46:11,516 --> 00:46:15,071
Maybe you don't want this
bad enough, SpongeBob.
1143
00:46:15,155 --> 00:46:16,272
That's not true.
1144
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,342
I want to be a big guy
1145
00:46:17,425 --> 00:46:18,476
more than anything.
1146
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,149
Well, uh, if you want
to be someone big,
1147
00:46:22,233 --> 00:46:24,086
you're gonna have
to leave some of your
1148
00:46:24,169 --> 00:46:27,388
small ways behind. Hmm?
1149
00:46:27,472 --> 00:46:29,507
(PATRICK GIGGLING)
1150
00:46:30,010 --> 00:46:30,928
(GROANS)
1151
00:46:31,012 --> 00:46:32,031
(MOANS)
1152
00:46:32,115 --> 00:46:34,600
(STRAINING)
1153
00:46:34,684 --> 00:46:35,902
(PANTING)
1154
00:46:35,986 --> 00:46:38,740
Oh. Hmm.
1155
00:46:38,846 --> 00:46:41,832
Okay. No more
seahorsing around.
1156
00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,368
Smart lad! (CHUCKLES)
1157
00:46:43,452 --> 00:46:45,072
Now, let's get you
1158
00:46:45,156 --> 00:46:47,242
to challenge number two!
1159
00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,178
(CHUCKLING)
1160
00:46:49,262 --> 00:46:50,513
(GROANS)
1161
00:46:50,597 --> 00:46:51,782
Ow!
1162
00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:54,552
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
BARB: Welcome to the Underworld
1163
00:46:54,636 --> 00:46:57,991
for what promises
to be an exciting contest.
1164
00:46:58,075 --> 00:47:02,629
We're just moments away
from challenge number two.
1165
00:47:02,713 --> 00:47:04,598
PATRICK: Tell me, Barb,
1166
00:47:04,682 --> 00:47:08,904
will it be even more difficult
than the last challenge?
1167
00:47:08,988 --> 00:47:10,606
Uh, yes.
(SLURPS)
1168
00:47:10,690 --> 00:47:12,476
There's, uh, no, no telling
1169
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,446
what's lurking along
that path to the platform.
1170
00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:18,084
It could be
a charging Bull Clam.
1171
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,953
Or a terrifying JellyHook.
1172
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:22,391
PATRICK: Hope it's not
my third-grade math teacher.
1173
00:47:22,474 --> 00:47:25,460
She scares the heck
out of me! (CHUCKLES)
1174
00:47:25,544 --> 00:47:26,796
Know what I'm saying?
1175
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:27,665
You're on my foot.
1176
00:47:27,749 --> 00:47:30,569
Let's meet our challenger!
1177
00:47:30,653 --> 00:47:32,872
Standing at a full 36 clams high
1178
00:47:32,956 --> 00:47:36,177
and hailing all the way
from Bikini Bottom,
1179
00:47:36,261 --> 00:47:37,979
my best friend,
1180
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:41,483
SpongeBerb SquareShorts.
1181
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,987
BARB: This bubble blower
has got a lot to prove
1182
00:47:44,071 --> 00:47:47,491
if he ever wants to show
the world he's a swashbuckler.
1183
00:47:47,575 --> 00:47:49,595
(PIRATES CHEERING)
1184
00:47:49,679 --> 00:47:52,611
Challenge number two
won't be easy.
1185
00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,811
But I believe in you,
1186
00:47:54,895 --> 00:47:57,115
big guy.
(GASPS)
1187
00:47:57,199 --> 00:47:58,918
Now, go get 'em.
1188
00:47:59,002 --> 00:47:59,986
Big guy.
1189
00:48:00,070 --> 00:48:01,354
Big guy. Big guy. Big guy.
1190
00:48:01,438 --> 00:48:02,992
Big guy. Big guy.
Big guy. Big guy.
1191
00:48:03,075 --> 00:48:04,660
(SLAMMING)
1192
00:48:04,744 --> 00:48:05,930
(ROARS)
1193
00:48:06,014 --> 00:48:06,932
Yikes!
1194
00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:08,134
(TEETH CHATTERING)
1195
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:10,506
(GROWLING)
1196
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:12,176
(ROARS)
1197
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:13,311
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
1198
00:48:13,395 --> 00:48:14,580
(TEETH CHATTERING)
1199
00:48:14,664 --> 00:48:15,984
Yeow! (SHUDDERS)
1200
00:48:16,068 --> 00:48:17,118
(GROANS)
1201
00:48:17,202 --> 00:48:18,088
(FEARFUL YELP)
1202
00:48:18,172 --> 00:48:19,422
(TEETH CHATTERING)
1203
00:48:19,506 --> 00:48:20,725
(GROANS)
1204
00:48:20,809 --> 00:48:21,560
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1205
00:48:21,644 --> 00:48:24,313
Okay, SquarePants,
you can do this.
1206
00:48:25,259 --> 00:48:27,079
(IN UNISON) What would I do?
1207
00:48:27,163 --> 00:48:28,463
Hmm.
1208
00:48:29,610 --> 00:48:30,829
Huh?
Huh?
1209
00:48:30,913 --> 00:48:32,297
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1210
00:48:32,381 --> 00:48:35,770
SPONGEBOB: Whoa! (EXCLAIMING)
1211
00:48:35,854 --> 00:48:37,605
Whee!
1212
00:48:37,689 --> 00:48:38,707
(CREATURE GRUNTS)
1213
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,443
Whoo-hoo!
1214
00:48:40,527 --> 00:48:43,014
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my God! Yeah!
1215
00:48:43,098 --> 00:48:44,683
Yeah, baby!
(GROANS)
1216
00:48:44,767 --> 00:48:46,318
(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
1217
00:48:46,402 --> 00:48:47,768
Whoo-hoo!
(CREATURE EXCLAIMS)
1218
00:48:47,852 --> 00:48:49,453
(PIRATES CHEERING)
1219
00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:52,750
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
1220
00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:54,553
(BOTH WHOOPING)
1221
00:48:54,637 --> 00:48:55,622
(GRUNTS)
1222
00:48:55,706 --> 00:48:56,690
(GRUNTS)
1223
00:48:56,774 --> 00:48:58,978
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1224
00:49:00,135 --> 00:49:01,754
Ooh, your lucky brick.
1225
00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:04,539
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1226
00:49:05,987 --> 00:49:07,571
(TWELFTH STREET RAG PLAYING)
1227
00:49:07,655 --> 00:49:08,808
Huh?
Ooh!
1228
00:49:08,892 --> 00:49:09,742
Huh?
1229
00:49:09,826 --> 00:49:11,712
(SCATTING RHYTHMICALLY)
1230
00:49:11,796 --> 00:49:13,614
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1231
00:49:13,698 --> 00:49:14,633
Whoo!
1232
00:49:15,902 --> 00:49:16,887
(BELL CHIMING)
1233
00:49:16,971 --> 00:49:18,073
(BELL DINGS)
1234
00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:20,386
Hmm.
1235
00:49:20,470 --> 00:49:22,071
(BULL CLAM APPROACHING)
1236
00:49:22,576 --> 00:49:24,545
(BULL CLAM GROWLS)
Whee!
1237
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:26,084
Huh?
1238
00:49:26,168 --> 00:49:28,104
(BELLOWING)
1239
00:49:29,003 --> 00:49:29,903
(LAUGHS)
1240
00:49:30,298 --> 00:49:32,417
(GIDDY CHUCKLING)
1241
00:49:32,532 --> 00:49:34,068
(TWELFTH STREET RAG
CONTINUING)
1242
00:49:34,801 --> 00:49:35,987
(BELL CHIMING)
1243
00:49:36,071 --> 00:49:37,322
(BELL DINGS)
1244
00:49:37,406 --> 00:49:38,658
(PIRATES SHOUTING)
1245
00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:39,876
En garde!
1246
00:49:41,842 --> 00:49:43,261
(WHOOSHING)
1247
00:49:43,345 --> 00:49:44,463
(PIRATES EXCLAIM)
(EXPLOSION)
1248
00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:46,166
(PIRATES SHOUTING)
1249
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:47,884
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
1250
00:49:49,270 --> 00:49:50,288
(BELL CHIMES)
1251
00:49:50,372 --> 00:49:51,357
(BELL DINGS)
1252
00:49:51,441 --> 00:49:52,908
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1253
00:49:56,137 --> 00:49:57,089
(GRUNTS)
1254
00:49:57,173 --> 00:49:58,490
Huh-ho!
1255
00:49:58,574 --> 00:49:59,942
(GRUNTS) Hyah!
1256
00:50:02,037 --> 00:50:04,789
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
1257
00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:07,843
(BELL CHIMING)
1258
00:50:08,416 --> 00:50:10,169
(GIGGLES, EXCLAIMS)
1259
00:50:10,253 --> 00:50:11,104
(BELL DINGS)
1260
00:50:11,188 --> 00:50:12,140
(LAUGHTER)
1261
00:50:12,224 --> 00:50:13,075
(BELL DINGS)
1262
00:50:13,159 --> 00:50:14,343
(LAUGHTER)
1263
00:50:14,427 --> 00:50:16,046
(BELL DINGS)
(LAUGHTER)
1264
00:50:16,130 --> 00:50:17,150
(BELL DINGS)
(LAUGHTER)
1265
00:50:17,233 --> 00:50:18,185
(BELL DINGS)
(LAUGHTER)
1266
00:50:18,268 --> 00:50:19,319
(BELL DINGING)
(LAUGHTER)
1267
00:50:19,402 --> 00:50:20,723
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
1268
00:50:20,807 --> 00:50:21,825
(FILM REEL WHIRS)
1269
00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,995
WOMAN: We interrupt this
movie for an important message
1270
00:50:24,078 --> 00:50:25,362
from Paramount Studios.
1271
00:50:25,446 --> 00:50:29,067
This picture's gone
completely off the rails!
1272
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:30,637
The only thing that can save it
1273
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,174
is some serious star power.
1274
00:50:33,258 --> 00:50:37,078
Get Sandy Cheeks
in this movie, pronto!
1275
00:50:37,162 --> 00:50:38,981
Howdy-do, SpongeBob!
(GLITCHING)
1276
00:50:39,065 --> 00:50:40,084
Huh.
(DISTORTED LAUGH)
1277
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,853
(ROARS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
1278
00:50:41,937 --> 00:50:43,655
That's not what I meant!
1279
00:50:43,739 --> 00:50:45,574
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Who is it?
1280
00:50:45,854 --> 00:50:46,705
Hey, what...
1281
00:50:46,789 --> 00:50:47,808
(BOTH BLOWING RASPBERRY)
1282
00:50:47,891 --> 00:50:49,639
Get out of here!
Get out!
1283
00:50:49,723 --> 00:50:51,926
(PLAYING SPED UP
TWELFTH STREET RAG)
1284
00:51:00,741 --> 00:51:02,911
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1285
00:51:05,981 --> 00:51:07,099
(ROARS)
1286
00:51:07,183 --> 00:51:08,601
(PLAYING CONTINUING)
1287
00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:09,637
Huh?
1288
00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:11,974
(ROARS)
1289
00:51:12,058 --> 00:51:15,043
(PLAYS ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
(RUMBLING)
1290
00:51:15,127 --> 00:51:16,747
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
1291
00:51:16,831 --> 00:51:17,865
(CRASHES)
1292
00:51:19,266 --> 00:51:20,483
(SONG ENDING)
1293
00:51:20,567 --> 00:51:23,354
(SCALLOPS CHIRPING)
(GROANS)
1294
00:51:23,438 --> 00:51:24,324
(SONG ENDS)
1295
00:51:24,408 --> 00:51:25,458
(WARBLING)
1296
00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:27,295
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
1297
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:30,365
Boy, if only Mr. Krabs
could see me now.
1298
00:51:30,449 --> 00:51:31,567
He'd finally see
1299
00:51:31,651 --> 00:51:33,137
what I've been seein'
1300
00:51:33,221 --> 00:51:34,472
all along,
1301
00:51:34,556 --> 00:51:36,709
a swashbuckler in the makin'.
1302
00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:37,880
Really?
1303
00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,115
Really.
1304
00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:40,217
But remember,
1305
00:51:40,301 --> 00:51:42,697
if you want to become
a true big guy,
1306
00:51:42,781 --> 00:51:44,967
you have to stay focused.
1307
00:51:45,051 --> 00:51:46,670
Got it. Focused.
1308
00:51:46,754 --> 00:51:48,119
PATRICK: Bubble break!
1309
00:51:48,203 --> 00:51:50,376
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1310
00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:52,078
You had me at "bubble".
1311
00:51:52,162 --> 00:51:53,246
(SPONGEBOB GIGGLING)
(GROANS)
1312
00:51:53,329 --> 00:51:54,716
(BOTH GIGGLING)
1313
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,920
Let's do a triple-dog
backslash wand-grabber.
1314
00:51:58,004 --> 00:52:01,323
With a banana-slap
twist-blister!
1315
00:52:01,407 --> 00:52:03,593
(GIGGLING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
1316
00:52:03,677 --> 00:52:04,996
(MUSIC STOPS)
1317
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,347
Hmm?
1318
00:52:07,122 --> 00:52:08,874
Huh?
Yeah...
1319
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:12,078
Um, sounds fun, Patrick,
1320
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,833
but maybe we shouldn't
do this anymore.
1321
00:52:14,917 --> 00:52:16,002
(STAMMERS) What?
1322
00:52:16,086 --> 00:52:18,706
Well, it's just...
You know, it...
1323
00:52:18,790 --> 00:52:20,848
I have this other thing
I'm doing.
1324
00:52:20,932 --> 00:52:22,050
PATRICK: You mean,
1325
00:52:22,134 --> 00:52:24,554
you don't want to blow bubbles
1326
00:52:24,746 --> 00:52:25,980
with me?
1327
00:52:26,064 --> 00:52:28,651
(SOBBING)
1328
00:52:28,735 --> 00:52:31,221
(SIGHS, SNIFFLING)
1329
00:52:31,539 --> 00:52:33,558
I... I really
want to, but...
1330
00:52:33,642 --> 00:52:36,062
That's okay. It's
just that I should...
1331
00:52:36,146 --> 00:52:37,865
No, it's fine.
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
1332
00:52:37,949 --> 00:52:40,334
Pat.
I'm not crying! (SOBS)
1333
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,972
It's just raining on my face!
1334
00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:43,941
(SOBBING)
1335
00:52:44,025 --> 00:52:46,477
Ah, don't worry
about your friend.
1336
00:52:46,561 --> 00:52:50,149
You can make it up to him
once you're a swashbuckler.
1337
00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:51,852
Well, I... I guess.
1338
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,187
Good lad.
1339
00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:56,324
Just keep your eyes
on the prize.
1340
00:52:56,408 --> 00:52:57,994
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1341
00:52:58,078 --> 00:53:00,698
Come on. Almost there.
(SPUTTERING)
1342
00:53:00,782 --> 00:53:03,602
You're pushing this tub
way too hard.
1343
00:53:03,686 --> 00:53:06,304
We can't stop until
we reach SpongeBob!
1344
00:53:06,388 --> 00:53:08,609
Can't stop. Won't stop.
1345
00:53:08,693 --> 00:53:10,145
No stop!
1346
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:11,697
(EXPLOSION)
1347
00:53:15,516 --> 00:53:16,367
(SQUISHES)
1348
00:53:16,451 --> 00:53:17,519
We stopped.
1349
00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:21,920
MR. KRABS:
Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
1350
00:53:22,004 --> 00:53:23,890
Why didn't I just show ya
1351
00:53:23,974 --> 00:53:25,458
how to be a swashbuckler
1352
00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:27,541
when ya asked?
1353
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,978
You never told me
how much you cared.
1354
00:53:30,062 --> 00:53:33,116
Well, I couldn't.
Emotions that are emotional
1355
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,351
(SOBS) are hard for me!
1356
00:53:35,435 --> 00:53:37,514
Well, it doesn't matter now.
1357
00:53:37,598 --> 00:53:38,248
What?
1358
00:53:38,332 --> 00:53:41,821
You're stuck, so I'm doomed.
1359
00:53:41,905 --> 00:53:44,558
Goodbye! (CRYING)
1360
00:53:44,642 --> 00:53:47,464
Quick! We got to fix this
camper! We got to fix it!
1361
00:53:47,548 --> 00:53:48,633
Oh, sure.
1362
00:53:48,717 --> 00:53:51,603
(SARCASTICALLY) Let's go pop
into an auto parts store
1363
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:53,205
and get what we need.
1364
00:53:53,289 --> 00:53:54,308
GARY: Meow.
BOTH: Huh?
1365
00:53:54,391 --> 00:53:56,411
(WIND WHISTLING)
(CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING)
1366
00:53:56,495 --> 00:53:58,222
MR. KRABS: Good eye, Gary!
1367
00:53:58,306 --> 00:54:00,403
Does this seem
a little convenient?
1368
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,538
Nonsense.
1369
00:54:01,622 --> 00:54:04,409
These big-box stores
are everywhere!
1370
00:54:04,493 --> 00:54:05,645
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1371
00:54:05,729 --> 00:54:07,437
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
(EASY LISTENING MUSIC ON PA)
1372
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,485
Meow.
1373
00:54:08,569 --> 00:54:10,504
Spare tire, exhaust pipe,
1374
00:54:10,588 --> 00:54:13,103
tire iron, and oil.
1375
00:54:13,187 --> 00:54:15,206
Oil, where's the oil?
1376
00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:17,092
Just ask somebody.
1377
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,526
Hello! We need
some oil over here!
1378
00:54:21,876 --> 00:54:23,128
Hello?
1379
00:54:23,759 --> 00:54:25,912
Hello!
(SUSPENSEFUL STING)
1380
00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,614
Where is everybody?
1381
00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,200
(SLAMS, CLICKS)
1382
00:54:29,284 --> 00:54:30,401
Hello?
1383
00:54:30,485 --> 00:54:33,136
That might be our cue to go.
1384
00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:35,673
Meow-ow. Huh.
There's someone's shoe.
1385
00:54:35,757 --> 00:54:36,641
(HORROR STING)
1386
00:54:36,725 --> 00:54:38,526
SQUIDWARD: And there's
the other one.
1387
00:54:38,873 --> 00:54:40,007
(ALL GASP)
1388
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:42,295
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1389
00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:43,380
(HORROR STING)
1390
00:54:48,770 --> 00:54:51,657
What kind of
big-box store is this?
1391
00:54:51,741 --> 00:54:54,880
(WHOOSHING)
(ALL GASPING, EXCLAIMING)
1392
00:54:54,964 --> 00:54:57,083
Run!
(SCREAMS)
1393
00:54:57,167 --> 00:54:58,485
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1394
00:54:58,569 --> 00:54:59,721
(SCREAMS)
1395
00:54:59,805 --> 00:55:01,624
(MR. KRABS SHOUTING)
1396
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:02,626
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1397
00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:04,310
I see the exit!
1398
00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:06,319
(SHRIEKS)
(WHIMPERS)
1399
00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:08,205
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
1400
00:55:09,398 --> 00:55:10,550
(GROWLS)
1401
00:55:10,634 --> 00:55:12,267
(SHRIEKING)
1402
00:55:14,823 --> 00:55:18,443
(GROWLING)
1403
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,065
(BLOWS)
1404
00:55:20,149 --> 00:55:23,351
(GROWLING)
1405
00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:24,870
Meow-ow.
1406
00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:27,636
(GROWLING)
(WHIMPERS)
1407
00:55:28,415 --> 00:55:29,706
(TERRIFIED SHUDDERING)
1408
00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:32,443
What's the plan,
Mr. Krabs?
1409
00:55:32,527 --> 00:55:33,544
Meow.
1410
00:55:33,628 --> 00:55:34,418
Meow-ow.
1411
00:55:34,502 --> 00:55:35,822
It looks hungry.
1412
00:55:35,906 --> 00:55:37,367
And it's getting closer!
1413
00:55:37,451 --> 00:55:38,298
Meow.
1414
00:55:38,382 --> 00:55:39,501
(WHIMPERING)
1415
00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:41,070
SQUIDWARD: Say the word.
1416
00:55:41,154 --> 00:55:42,280
Anytime now.
1417
00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:44,002
Sooner the better!
1418
00:55:44,086 --> 00:55:45,303
(SCREAMS)
1419
00:55:45,387 --> 00:55:47,608
(FRANTIC SOBBING)
1420
00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:48,843
(FRANTIC GASPING)
1421
00:55:48,927 --> 00:55:49,912
Really?
1422
00:55:49,996 --> 00:55:50,947
(YELPS)
Meow.
1423
00:55:51,031 --> 00:55:53,266
(ROARING)
1424
00:55:55,657 --> 00:55:57,124
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1425
00:56:00,549 --> 00:56:02,868
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1426
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,178
Huh?
1427
00:56:04,934 --> 00:56:06,486
Hey, I found the oil!
1428
00:56:06,569 --> 00:56:07,920
Oh, no, no, no, no!
1429
00:56:08,003 --> 00:56:09,755
(FRANTIC SOBBING)
1430
00:56:09,838 --> 00:56:11,123
(GULP ECHOES)
1431
00:56:11,206 --> 00:56:13,793
Bye-bye, Krabby.
1432
00:56:13,876 --> 00:56:16,162
(CACKLING)
(SOBBING)
1433
00:56:16,245 --> 00:56:18,247
(WAILING)
Huh?
1434
00:56:18,687 --> 00:56:20,121
Whoa...
1435
00:56:20,395 --> 00:56:21,569
(BONE CRACKS)
1436
00:56:21,717 --> 00:56:23,269
Barb?
(SIGHS, GROANS)
1437
00:56:23,352 --> 00:56:26,305
What do you do
when your best friend
1438
00:56:26,388 --> 00:56:29,258
doesn't want to blow
bubbles anymore?
1439
00:56:29,558 --> 00:56:30,810
Uh...
1440
00:56:30,893 --> 00:56:32,077
Well, I, uh...
1441
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,380
(CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah, I, I, uh...
1442
00:56:34,463 --> 00:56:37,703
Thanks. Makes
a lot of sense.
1443
00:56:42,004 --> 00:56:43,272
(GROANS)
1444
00:56:43,839 --> 00:56:45,258
(DRAMATIC STING)
1445
00:56:45,378 --> 00:56:48,913
(ECHOING) This is it, lad.
The last challenge.
1446
00:56:48,997 --> 00:56:54,736
Finish this and you'll
become a swashbuckler!
1447
00:56:55,851 --> 00:56:57,068
Let's do it.
1448
00:56:57,151 --> 00:56:59,588
(UPBEAT METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1449
00:57:09,999 --> 00:57:12,050
Ready, Dutch?
1450
00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:14,119
Bang it.
(ENGINE REVS)
1451
00:57:14,202 --> 00:57:16,372
(ENGINE REVVING)
1452
00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:23,612
(TIRES SCREECH)
1453
00:57:24,246 --> 00:57:25,626
(MUSIC ENDS)
1454
00:57:26,081 --> 00:57:27,065
(BLOWS)
1455
00:57:27,148 --> 00:57:28,534
(MAGICAL CHIMING)
1456
00:57:28,617 --> 00:57:29,535
(BOTH GASP)
1457
00:57:29,618 --> 00:57:31,069
(LAUGHS)
Ta-da!
1458
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:33,673
SPONGEBOB: Daring, bravery, courageousness,
panache, guts, grit, moxie...
1459
00:57:33,756 --> 00:57:36,008
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN:
...and intestinal fortitude!
1460
00:57:36,091 --> 00:57:37,877
You did 'em all!
1461
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,046
I knew you were special, lad.
1462
00:57:40,129 --> 00:57:42,582
(LAUGHING)
1463
00:57:42,665 --> 00:57:43,683
(MAGICAL CHIMING)
1464
00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:44,733
(BOTH GASP)
1465
00:57:45,534 --> 00:57:49,238
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
1466
00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:51,206
(MANIACAL LAUGH)
1467
00:57:51,974 --> 00:57:53,759
(MENACING LAUGHTER)
1468
00:57:53,842 --> 00:57:54,760
(LAUGHING NORMALLY)
1469
00:57:54,843 --> 00:57:56,896
(GIDDY LAUGH)
1470
00:57:56,979 --> 00:57:59,932
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
SPONGEBOB: Whoa!
1471
00:58:00,015 --> 00:58:01,701
Look at that!
1472
00:58:01,784 --> 00:58:07,340
(CHUCKLES) Inside those doors, you'll
stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe,
1473
00:58:07,423 --> 00:58:09,875
and a swashbuckler
you'll become.
1474
00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:12,034
And once I get my certificate,
1475
00:58:12,118 --> 00:58:16,253
Mr. Krabs will finally see
that I'm a big guy.
1476
00:58:16,337 --> 00:58:17,989
(SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS)
Then I can do
1477
00:58:18,073 --> 00:58:21,454
what every little guy dreams
of doing when he grows up,
1478
00:58:21,537 --> 00:58:24,223
ride that big guy
roller coaster.
1479
00:58:24,306 --> 00:58:27,126
Yes, yes, roller coa...
Uh, wait.
1480
00:58:27,209 --> 00:58:30,496
You mean your dream is
to ride a roller coaster?
1481
00:58:30,579 --> 00:58:33,599
Well, of course.
We all have dreams.
1482
00:58:33,682 --> 00:58:34,400
What's yours?
1483
00:58:34,483 --> 00:58:35,818
(SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS)
What?
1484
00:58:36,368 --> 00:58:37,570
Well, uh...
1485
00:58:37,653 --> 00:58:41,440
I dream of a wonderful world
above the waves,
1486
00:58:41,523 --> 00:58:43,743
where the sun shines
in your face
1487
00:58:43,826 --> 00:58:46,612
and the wind blows
through your hair.
1488
00:58:46,695 --> 00:58:49,264
What's this magical
place called?
1489
00:58:49,365 --> 00:58:51,716
Santa Monica!
1490
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,185
(CHUCKLES) Look at me,
1491
00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:55,154
chatterin' like a cabin boy.
1492
00:58:55,237 --> 00:58:56,389
Let's get goin'!
1493
00:58:56,472 --> 00:58:58,507
MR. KRABS:
Stop right there!
1494
00:58:59,041 --> 00:59:00,326
(SCREECHING)
1495
00:59:00,409 --> 00:59:01,794
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1496
00:59:01,877 --> 00:59:04,830
Good thing this bird is
allergic to shellfish!
1497
00:59:04,913 --> 00:59:06,032
(MR. KRABS CACKLING)
1498
00:59:06,115 --> 00:59:07,099
(SNEEZES)
1499
00:59:07,182 --> 00:59:08,934
Mr. Krabs?
1500
00:59:09,017 --> 00:59:10,736
Ooh! Tartar sauce!
1501
00:59:10,819 --> 00:59:12,171
(HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUING)
1502
00:59:12,254 --> 00:59:13,873
(CRASHES)
1503
00:59:13,956 --> 00:59:15,174
Are you okay, boy-o?
1504
00:59:15,257 --> 00:59:16,942
Did ya get hurt at all?
Any bumps?
1505
00:59:17,025 --> 00:59:18,244
Bruises? Scratches?
1506
00:59:18,327 --> 00:59:20,980
I'm so glad we found you!
1507
00:59:21,063 --> 00:59:23,699
Who's "we"?
Me, Squidward and Gary.
1508
00:59:29,505 --> 00:59:31,223
We're here to rescue ya!
1509
00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:32,688
From him!
1510
00:59:32,772 --> 00:59:34,860
Whoa! Well,
now hold on, Krabs!
1511
00:59:34,943 --> 00:59:36,195
Oh, I'm not in any danger.
1512
00:59:36,278 --> 00:59:39,065
The Flying Dutchman's been
helping me become a swashbuckler.
1513
00:59:39,148 --> 00:59:40,933
Just like you.
(GUILTILY) Oh.
1514
00:59:41,016 --> 00:59:42,268
(CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY)
1515
00:59:42,351 --> 00:59:44,637
Well, ya see, I, uh...
1516
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,662
You want to tell
him, or should I?
1517
00:59:47,746 --> 00:59:48,747
Tell me what?
1518
00:59:49,191 --> 00:59:50,242
(GROANS)
1519
00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,278
It's about me past, lad.
1520
00:59:52,361 --> 00:59:54,046
I embellished a few o' the...
1521
00:59:54,129 --> 00:59:56,849
tsk, uh, finer details.
1522
00:59:56,932 --> 00:59:59,018
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1523
00:59:59,101 --> 01:00:01,320
I did spend me youth at sea,
1524
01:00:01,403 --> 01:00:05,192
but I wasn't the captain.
1525
01:00:05,275 --> 01:00:07,526
SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.
You were a fry cook?
1526
01:00:07,609 --> 01:00:09,795
MR. KRABS: Aye. And like you,
1527
01:00:09,878 --> 01:00:13,133
I dreamed of bein'
a swashbuckler.
1528
01:00:13,216 --> 01:00:14,600
(GRUNTING)
1529
01:00:14,683 --> 01:00:15,651
(GROWLS)
1530
01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:17,903
(SHOUTS)
(LAUGHING)
1531
01:00:17,986 --> 01:00:22,074
MR. KRABS: But nobody
believed in me. They said I was a...
1532
01:00:22,157 --> 01:00:23,943
bubble-blowin' baby boy!
1533
01:00:24,026 --> 01:00:24,910
(GASPS)
1534
01:00:24,993 --> 01:00:27,012
MR. KRABS: I was so ashamed.
1535
01:00:27,095 --> 01:00:28,066
(GHOSTLY WHISPERS)
1536
01:00:28,150 --> 01:00:31,804
And that's when something
called out to me.
1537
01:00:31,888 --> 01:00:33,240
(MAGICAL CHIMING)
1538
01:00:33,324 --> 01:00:36,405
It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
1539
01:00:37,873 --> 01:00:38,758
Huh?
1540
01:00:38,841 --> 01:00:40,826
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
1541
01:00:40,909 --> 01:00:45,331
MR. KRABS: The dirty deceiver
promised to make me a swashbuckler,
1542
01:00:45,414 --> 01:00:47,933
and lured me to the Underworld.
1543
01:00:48,016 --> 01:00:52,087
But I froze when I saw
that terrifyin' place.
1544
01:00:52,788 --> 01:00:54,207
(SCREAMING ECHOES)
1545
01:00:54,290 --> 01:00:56,209
The Underworld
shivered me timbers
1546
01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:59,745
and I ran home,
tail between me legs.
1547
01:00:59,828 --> 01:01:02,548
I had many adventures
at sea, boy,
1548
01:01:02,631 --> 01:01:05,851
but I never did become
a swashbuckler.
1549
01:01:05,934 --> 01:01:09,222
But, what about
the Swashbuckler Certificate?
1550
01:01:09,305 --> 01:01:11,940
Well, about that...
1551
01:01:14,943 --> 01:01:16,929
(DRAMATIC STING)
1552
01:01:17,012 --> 01:01:21,234
I've been battling the
horrors of the Underworld
1553
01:01:21,317 --> 01:01:23,402
(GROWLS)
for a Kids' Menu?
1554
01:01:23,485 --> 01:01:25,750
I thought it looked familiar.
1555
01:01:25,834 --> 01:01:28,088
I'm sorry I lied, lad.
1556
01:01:28,172 --> 01:01:29,956
I just couldn't bear
for you to know
1557
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,543
I was a coward.
1558
01:01:31,627 --> 01:01:33,579
But I'm tellin' you
the truth now.
1559
01:01:33,662 --> 01:01:35,567
The Dutchman is trickin' ya!
1560
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:36,675
No, he's not.
1561
01:01:36,765 --> 01:01:39,186
He's just helping me
become a swashbuckler.
1562
01:01:39,269 --> 01:01:41,353
I thought you'd be proud of me.
1563
01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:42,621
Instead, you're treating me
1564
01:01:42,704 --> 01:01:45,192
like I'm still just
a bubble blower.
1565
01:01:45,275 --> 01:01:46,243
That's right.
1566
01:01:46,327 --> 01:01:48,779
Krabs has never believed in you.
1567
01:01:48,863 --> 01:01:51,749
Come with me
and blow that hornpipe.
1568
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,834
Show him you're
a real swashbuckler.
1569
01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,688
The biggest of the big guys.
1570
01:01:59,554 --> 01:02:00,839
I'm ready.
1571
01:02:00,923 --> 01:02:02,108
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
1572
01:02:02,192 --> 01:02:03,494
No, SpongeBob!
1573
01:02:04,719 --> 01:02:05,905
Wait!
1574
01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:08,141
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1575
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,694
Hurry, lad.
On the pedestal.
1576
01:02:13,268 --> 01:02:15,720
SpongeBob! Don't do it!
1577
01:02:15,804 --> 01:02:19,592
You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
I'm gonna be a big guy.
1578
01:02:19,675 --> 01:02:21,460
No, no, no, no! (GROANS)
1579
01:02:21,543 --> 01:02:22,835
(CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)
1580
01:02:22,919 --> 01:02:23,820
Come on now!
1581
01:02:25,914 --> 01:02:27,533
Hurry.
1582
01:02:27,617 --> 01:02:29,067
SpongeBob!
1583
01:02:29,151 --> 01:02:30,552
Meow, meow, meow, meow!
1584
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,321
(HORNPIPE BLOWING)
1585
01:02:34,950 --> 01:02:36,169
(CACKLING)
1586
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,687
(GASPS)
1587
01:02:41,196 --> 01:02:42,581
(WHOOSHES)
1588
01:02:42,664 --> 01:02:44,775
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
1589
01:02:44,859 --> 01:02:47,079
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
1590
01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,519
(YELPS) No, no!
1591
01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:50,456
Too late, Krabby!
1592
01:02:50,539 --> 01:02:52,797
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1593
01:02:52,881 --> 01:02:54,949
I'll save ya, lad!
1594
01:02:55,957 --> 01:02:56,942
Gotcha!
1595
01:02:57,026 --> 01:02:59,079
No, no, no, no, no!
1596
01:02:59,163 --> 01:03:01,381
Whoa!
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
1597
01:03:01,465 --> 01:03:03,534
(WHIMPERING)
(LAUGHING)
1598
01:03:05,507 --> 01:03:06,659
Ooh!
1599
01:03:06,743 --> 01:03:08,315
Swashbuckler shine!
1600
01:03:08,399 --> 01:03:11,253
It's not swashbuckler shine.
1601
01:03:11,337 --> 01:03:13,804
Yeah, no.
It ain't.
1602
01:03:13,888 --> 01:03:15,774
(THUNDER BREAKS)
Huh?
1603
01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:19,762
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
1604
01:03:25,855 --> 01:03:27,122
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1605
01:03:27,710 --> 01:03:28,944
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1606
01:03:29,819 --> 01:03:31,120
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1607
01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:34,950
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
1608
01:03:35,351 --> 01:03:36,202
(THUNDER BREAKS)
1609
01:03:36,285 --> 01:03:38,641
(EVIL LAUGH)
1610
01:03:38,725 --> 01:03:40,011
No!
(GASPS)
1611
01:03:40,095 --> 01:03:42,030
(FRANTIC WHIMPERING)
1612
01:03:43,271 --> 01:03:44,805
Squawk.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1613
01:03:45,213 --> 01:03:49,301
My curse is lifted!
1614
01:03:49,484 --> 01:03:52,370
What?
I tricked you.
1615
01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:57,911
Oh, you're such a big guy,
ready to be a swashbuckler!
1616
01:03:57,995 --> 01:03:59,413
(LAUGHS)
1617
01:03:59,497 --> 01:04:01,526
It's all been a big lie,
1618
01:04:01,610 --> 01:04:05,198
and you fell for it. (LAUGHS)
1619
01:04:05,281 --> 01:04:06,662
Huh?
1620
01:04:06,746 --> 01:04:08,365
Oh, no.
1621
01:04:08,449 --> 01:04:11,603
(STAMMERING)
1622
01:04:11,687 --> 01:04:13,455
(THE FLYING DUTCHMAN LAUGHS)
1623
01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:18,837
Hang on to your square derriere.
1624
01:04:18,921 --> 01:04:20,141
(GROANS)
1625
01:04:20,225 --> 01:04:23,148
Guess who's cursed now?
1626
01:04:23,232 --> 01:04:24,284
(GASP)
Meow.
1627
01:04:24,367 --> 01:04:26,986
(GROANS)
1628
01:04:27,069 --> 01:04:33,193
All hail the new
FlyingBob DutchPants!
1629
01:04:33,276 --> 01:04:35,362
(EVIL LAUGH)
What?
1630
01:04:35,445 --> 01:04:39,188
Oh, Mr. Krabs,
you were right about him.
1631
01:04:39,272 --> 01:04:42,059
(GASPS) Mr. Krabs!
1632
01:04:42,143 --> 01:04:43,328
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Ugh!
1633
01:04:43,411 --> 01:04:46,264
It looks like you got
a little Dutchman on you, too.
1634
01:04:46,348 --> 01:04:48,068
(LAUGHING)
(BARB CHUCKLING)
1635
01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:50,486
It's a double Dutchman, sir.
1636
01:04:50,941 --> 01:04:52,059
(GROANS)
1637
01:04:52,287 --> 01:04:54,173
You tricked me.
1638
01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:55,507
(CHUCKLING) Well,
1639
01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:59,280
you wanted to be a big guy
swashbuckler, didn't you?
1640
01:04:59,364 --> 01:05:01,283
So what are you
complainin' about?
1641
01:05:01,367 --> 01:05:04,120
You should be thankin' me.
1642
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,234
(GROANS)
1643
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:08,493
No. Please, Mr. Dutchman,
sir... I changed my mind.
1644
01:05:08,577 --> 01:05:11,263
I don't want to be
a swashbuckler anymore.
1645
01:05:11,347 --> 01:05:14,267
Oh, don't fret, sailor.
1646
01:05:14,351 --> 01:05:15,603
All you need to do
1647
01:05:15,687 --> 01:05:19,565
is find someone to trick
into trading places with you.
1648
01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,600
It only took me...
1649
01:05:21,696 --> 01:05:23,716
Let's see, uh...
1650
01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:26,025
500 years!
1651
01:05:26,109 --> 01:05:27,194
(GASPS)
1652
01:05:27,278 --> 01:05:28,997
(WHIRRING)
Oh!
1653
01:05:29,081 --> 01:05:31,633
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1654
01:05:31,717 --> 01:05:34,936
Now I finally get to go home.
1655
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,806
Yep, we got to run.
1656
01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:37,808
Huh?
1657
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,343
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
1658
01:05:39,427 --> 01:05:42,327
Wait. Aren't you
taking me?
1659
01:05:42,411 --> 01:05:46,131
Why would I do that?
I don't need you anymore.
1660
01:05:46,215 --> 01:05:47,945
(CHUCKLING)
1661
01:05:48,029 --> 01:05:49,898
(LAUGHING)
1662
01:06:10,325 --> 01:06:12,627
What have I done?
1663
01:06:13,837 --> 01:06:15,848
It's not your fault, lad.
1664
01:06:15,932 --> 01:06:18,818
It was my lyin'
that led ya here.
1665
01:06:18,902 --> 01:06:23,074
And now we're cursed
to be ghosts forever.
1666
01:06:24,667 --> 01:06:26,485
Forever?
1667
01:06:26,795 --> 01:06:28,363
Forever.
1668
01:06:28,971 --> 01:06:30,605
Forever, forever?
1669
01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:32,968
Forever, forever.
1670
01:06:35,070 --> 01:06:38,024
Forever forever forever forever
forever forever forever forever?
1671
01:06:38,107 --> 01:06:42,294
Forever forever forever
forever forever forever forever.
1672
01:06:42,390 --> 01:06:44,526
One more.
Forever!
1673
01:06:46,896 --> 01:06:51,184
SPONGEBOB: Ghost captain's
log, Tuesday, the 4,732nd,
1674
01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:52,920
in the month of Forever,
1675
01:06:53,004 --> 01:06:56,423
in the year of Eternity.
1676
01:06:56,507 --> 01:06:59,644
(GROGGY GROANS)
1677
01:07:06,136 --> 01:07:10,123
I had it all.
Good job, great friends.
1678
01:07:10,207 --> 01:07:12,542
I should've stayed
a bubble blower.
1679
01:07:13,922 --> 01:07:16,407
You'll always be
a bubble blower to me.
1680
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:20,964
I'm sorry, Patrick. I can't
believe what a jerk I was.
1681
01:07:21,048 --> 01:07:22,682
Can you ever forgive me?
1682
01:07:29,806 --> 01:07:31,950
(SPITTING)
1683
01:07:32,621 --> 01:07:35,175
Oh, there's got to be
something we can do.
1684
01:07:35,259 --> 01:07:37,745
I'm afraid there's nothin'
we can do.
1685
01:07:37,829 --> 01:07:41,832
You made a deal with the
Dutchman. It's hopeless.
1686
01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,122
BARB: Oh, no!
1687
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,010
SPONGEBOB: Barb?
1688
01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:49,201
We're not lettin'
that son of a perch win yet.
1689
01:07:49,285 --> 01:07:51,370
I've read the "Dutchman's Deal,"
1690
01:07:51,454 --> 01:07:54,657
and I know
what's in the fine print.
1691
01:07:55,564 --> 01:07:57,216
"Pursuant to the provisions
outlined
1692
01:07:57,299 --> 01:08:00,052
in the official Pirate Curse
Rule Book of 1586,
1693
01:08:00,136 --> 01:08:01,222
it is hereby stipulated
1694
01:08:01,305 --> 01:08:02,623
that the recipient of an
officially designated curse
1695
01:08:02,706 --> 01:08:03,892
is afforded the chance
to rectify and nullify
1696
01:08:03,975 --> 01:08:05,528
all banes and burdens
through demolition,
1697
01:08:05,611 --> 01:08:07,432
"if done so within the morrow,
and so on and so forth, et cetera."
1698
01:08:07,515 --> 01:08:08,967
Of course!
1699
01:08:09,051 --> 01:08:13,138
Break the horn before sunset
and you'll reverse the curse!
1700
01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:14,923
How'd you understand that?
1701
01:08:15,605 --> 01:08:18,284
I don't know.
1702
01:08:18,368 --> 01:08:21,533
Oh, but the Pirate Formerly
Known as the Flying Dutchman
1703
01:08:21,617 --> 01:08:23,086
took it to the surface.
1704
01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:25,906
The surface?
I can get us there!
1705
01:08:25,990 --> 01:08:28,491
(BIRDS CHIRPING TUNE)
1706
01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:31,910
(GROWLING)
1707
01:08:31,994 --> 01:08:36,415
Remember, you can only go
to the surface this one time.
1708
01:08:36,499 --> 01:08:40,403
When the sun sets,
the curse is permanent.
1709
01:08:41,389 --> 01:08:44,844
I told you! I don't know!
1710
01:08:44,987 --> 01:08:47,023
(GRUNTS) Woo-woo! Gee.
1711
01:08:47,937 --> 01:08:49,672
Bye, everybody!
1712
01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:53,579
Hopefully not forever!
1713
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,549
Bye, SpongeBob!
1714
01:08:55,838 --> 01:08:59,380
You know, for a doofus, you've got a
pretty good head on your shoulders.
1715
01:08:59,464 --> 01:09:00,846
What? Where?
1716
01:09:00,930 --> 01:09:03,039
Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!
1717
01:09:03,123 --> 01:09:04,141
(GROANS)
1718
01:09:04,225 --> 01:09:07,035
Come on. I'll give you guys
a ride home.
1719
01:09:09,464 --> 01:09:14,286
Remember, boy-o. Break the
hornpipe and reverse the curse.
1720
01:09:14,370 --> 01:09:17,524
Right. Break the pipe,
reverse the curse.
1721
01:09:17,608 --> 01:09:20,328
Break the pipe.
Reverse that curse.
1722
01:09:20,412 --> 01:09:22,232
(BEATBOXING)
1723
01:09:22,316 --> 01:09:24,169
(IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING)
Reverse that curse.
1724
01:09:24,252 --> 01:09:26,605
MR. KRABS: Break it. Break it.
SPONGEBOB: Reverse it. Reverse it.
1725
01:09:26,688 --> 01:09:28,541
MR. KRABS: Break,
breaky-breaky-break-break.
1726
01:09:28,624 --> 01:09:30,727
SPONGEBOB:
B-B-B-B-Break that curse!
1727
01:09:31,627 --> 01:09:33,473
SPONGEBOB: Whoa!
MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo!
1728
01:09:33,557 --> 01:09:35,409
SPONGEBOB: We made it!
1729
01:09:35,493 --> 01:09:37,271
Oh, but it's so big up here.
1730
01:09:37,355 --> 01:09:39,142
The Dutchman could be anywhere.
1731
01:09:39,226 --> 01:09:41,246
Well, we better find him quick.
1732
01:09:41,330 --> 01:09:45,067
There's no tellin' what trouble
that cutthroat pirate will cause.
1733
01:09:48,998 --> 01:09:52,632
I'm here, surface world.
1734
01:09:53,408 --> 01:09:55,651
And I am ready...
1735
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,208
...to partay!
1736
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:03,195
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
BEACH PARTY GROUP: ♪ Let's go! ♪
1737
01:10:07,030 --> 01:10:08,564
♪ Come on! ♪
1738
01:10:09,732 --> 01:10:12,752
♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
1739
01:10:12,836 --> 01:10:15,639
GIRL: Hey!
(LAUGHING)
1740
01:10:16,959 --> 01:10:18,259
(GRUNTING)
1741
01:10:19,521 --> 01:10:20,655
(GIGGLING)
1742
01:10:23,179 --> 01:10:24,031
Yoink!
1743
01:10:24,115 --> 01:10:26,984
(LAUGHING)
1744
01:10:32,768 --> 01:10:34,837
(MUSIC FADES OUT,
CONTINUES ON TAPE)
1745
01:10:38,433 --> 01:10:42,055
(LAZY GROAN, CHUCKLING)
1746
01:10:42,139 --> 01:10:45,142
Santa Monica. (LAUGHS)
1747
01:10:45,501 --> 01:10:47,034
Paradise!
1748
01:10:48,264 --> 01:10:50,083
(YAWNS)
1749
01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:51,835
(SNORING)
1750
01:11:00,549 --> 01:11:03,703
Break that pipe.
Reverse that curse.
1751
01:11:03,787 --> 01:11:05,588
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1752
01:11:07,409 --> 01:11:10,579
(SNORING)
1753
01:11:14,469 --> 01:11:15,403
Huh?
1754
01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:19,742
MR. KRABS: Come on, pull.
1755
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:23,482
You?
Quick, grab the hornpipe!
1756
01:11:23,566 --> 01:11:24,805
(GRUNTS) Huh?
1757
01:11:24,889 --> 01:11:27,228
No! What are you doin' here?
1758
01:11:27,312 --> 01:11:30,749
I served my time as Dutchman
and I'm not goin' back!
1759
01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:33,251
You will if we break
that hornpipe.
1760
01:11:34,530 --> 01:11:41,045
Well, then I'll just have to take it to
the one place you'll never go. (LAUGHING)
1761
01:11:42,338 --> 01:11:43,806
Oh, no.
1762
01:11:46,215 --> 01:11:50,052
(TERRIFIED SHRIEKS)
1763
01:11:52,802 --> 01:11:55,404
(CHUCKLES AND KISSES)
1764
01:12:00,075 --> 01:12:01,395
(SPONGEBOB
AND MR. KRABS PANTING)
1765
01:12:01,478 --> 01:12:05,298
A roller coaster? Why did it
have to be a roller coaster?
1766
01:12:05,382 --> 01:12:06,071
(EXCLAIMS)
1767
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,151
Come on, SpongeBob,
we got to stop him!
1768
01:12:08,235 --> 01:12:09,987
SPONGEBOB: Hey! There he is!
1769
01:12:10,071 --> 01:12:11,141
(PANTING)
1770
01:12:11,225 --> 01:12:13,928
MAN: Dude! No cuts.
Oh, right. Sorry.
1771
01:12:14,950 --> 01:12:16,284
Hmph.
1772
01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:18,930
Arr!
1773
01:12:19,014 --> 01:12:20,066
Arr!
Arr!
1774
01:12:20,150 --> 01:12:21,635
Arr!
1775
01:12:21,719 --> 01:12:22,637
Arr!
Arr!
1776
01:12:22,721 --> 01:12:23,673
Arr!
1777
01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:25,024
Arr!
Arr!
1778
01:12:25,548 --> 01:12:27,834
FRENCH MALE NARRATOR:
Thirty minutes later.
1779
01:12:27,918 --> 01:12:29,470
Arr!
1780
01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:30,772
(WHISTLING)
1781
01:12:30,856 --> 01:12:31,924
Next.
1782
01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:35,701
See ya at sunset! (LAUGHS)
1783
01:12:35,845 --> 01:12:37,987
After those pasty white legs!
1784
01:12:38,071 --> 01:12:39,907
(FRANTIC PANTING)
1785
01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:41,391
Whoa!
1786
01:12:42,281 --> 01:12:44,122
He's gettin' away!
Jump!
1787
01:12:44,206 --> 01:12:45,793
Yeah!
Yeah!
1788
01:12:45,877 --> 01:12:47,529
Made it!
(LAUGHS)
1789
01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:48,686
Oh, no.
1790
01:12:48,773 --> 01:12:52,821
I'm on a roller coaster!
1791
01:12:52,905 --> 01:12:55,892
(ECHOING) Roller coaster!
1792
01:12:55,976 --> 01:12:56,961
Huh?
1793
01:12:57,426 --> 01:13:00,169
Oh, ya got to be kiddin' me.
1794
01:13:00,253 --> 01:13:06,594
Well, hold on,
SpongeBob ScaredyPants.
1795
01:13:06,678 --> 01:13:08,930
(WHIMPERING)
1796
01:13:09,538 --> 01:13:11,390
I got to get off this thing!
1797
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:15,655
No, SpongeBob! What you got
to do is stay on this thing,
1798
01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:17,658
and get that hornpipe.
1799
01:13:17,742 --> 01:13:19,223
How am I gonna do that?
1800
01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:25,577
Ya start by askin' the right
question. What would you do?
1801
01:13:25,661 --> 01:13:28,230
What would you do?
1802
01:13:28,314 --> 01:13:29,601
No, not me! That's... Look.
1803
01:13:29,684 --> 01:13:32,852
You. SpongeBob.
What would you do?
1804
01:13:32,936 --> 01:13:37,925
Huh? How's that gonna help?
You said it yourself. I'm not a big guy.
1805
01:13:38,009 --> 01:13:39,761
I'm just a bubble blower.
1806
01:13:39,845 --> 01:13:42,765
Well, I was wrong
about bubble blowers, okay?
1807
01:13:42,849 --> 01:13:46,931
They got more panache, guts,
grit, moxie and intestinal fortitude
1808
01:13:47,015 --> 01:13:49,426
than any swashbuckler
I ever met.
1809
01:13:49,510 --> 01:13:53,430
SpongeBob, big guys aren't
rough and tumble.
1810
01:13:53,514 --> 01:13:55,701
They're... (SNIFFLES) smart.
1811
01:13:55,785 --> 01:14:02,256
And loving, and brave, and
playful, and just fun to be around!
1812
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:05,194
Are you talkin' about me,
Mr. Krabs?
1813
01:14:05,278 --> 01:14:06,430
Of course I am!
1814
01:14:06,514 --> 01:14:08,734
And you're the only one
who can break our curse.
1815
01:14:08,817 --> 01:14:12,733
So ask yourself,
what would you do?
1816
01:14:12,817 --> 01:14:15,092
Well, I'd blow a bubble.
1817
01:14:15,176 --> 01:14:19,018
Then get blowin', ya
bubble-blowin' big baby guy!
1818
01:14:19,102 --> 01:14:21,320
That sun's about to set.
1819
01:14:21,404 --> 01:14:23,491
(LAUGHING)
1820
01:14:23,575 --> 01:14:25,510
(TAUNTINGLY) Nyah, nyah!
1821
01:14:25,775 --> 01:14:26,626
Hmm.
1822
01:14:26,710 --> 01:14:28,779
(GRUNTING)
1823
01:14:30,492 --> 01:14:32,005
(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
1824
01:14:32,089 --> 01:14:34,075
Oh, yeah. Whoa!
1825
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:35,411
Hold on, lad!
1826
01:14:35,495 --> 01:14:38,364
Don't look down, bubble boy!
1827
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:41,647
I'm coming for you.
1828
01:14:41,731 --> 01:14:45,499
(GRUNTS)
Persistent little barnacle.
1829
01:14:47,021 --> 01:14:48,289
Give me that!
1830
01:14:49,258 --> 01:14:50,393
Bleaaghh!
1831
01:14:50,636 --> 01:14:52,539
Weiner, ten o'clock!
1832
01:14:52,623 --> 01:14:53,541
Arr!
1833
01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:54,593
Huh?
1834
01:14:54,677 --> 01:14:56,729
(SCREAMING)
1835
01:14:56,813 --> 01:14:58,499
(BOUNCING GROAN)
1836
01:14:58,955 --> 01:15:01,308
Huh?
I gotcha, lad!
1837
01:15:01,392 --> 01:15:03,010
Nice catch, Mister K!
1838
01:15:03,094 --> 01:15:05,948
Now let's go get that hornpipe.
1839
01:15:06,032 --> 01:15:08,051
Whoa-whoa-whoa... yow!
1840
01:15:08,135 --> 01:15:09,787
Miss me?
(GRUNTS)
1841
01:15:09,871 --> 01:15:12,724
(GRUNTS) I came here
to do two things,
1842
01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:15,761
kick butt and blow bubbles.
1843
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:18,715
Looks like I'm all out of butt.
1844
01:15:20,877 --> 01:15:22,011
Huh?
1845
01:15:29,725 --> 01:15:31,303
Hey,
1846
01:15:31,387 --> 01:15:33,269
what are ya doin'?
1847
01:15:34,037 --> 01:15:35,455
Cut it out!
1848
01:15:35,845 --> 01:15:37,368
Get back!
1849
01:15:45,214 --> 01:15:47,750
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1850
01:15:48,285 --> 01:15:49,888
Seriously?
1851
01:15:49,972 --> 01:15:53,551
Blowin' a bubble was
your big plan, baby boy?
1852
01:15:53,635 --> 01:15:54,719
(LAUGHING)
1853
01:15:54,970 --> 01:15:55,871
Huh?
1854
01:15:57,085 --> 01:15:58,553
(SCREAMING)
1855
01:15:59,662 --> 01:16:01,581
Whoa!
1856
01:16:01,665 --> 01:16:02,899
Whoa!
1857
01:16:02,983 --> 01:16:03,981
Whoa!
1858
01:16:04,065 --> 01:16:05,483
Whoa!
1859
01:16:05,569 --> 01:16:07,489
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1860
01:16:07,572 --> 01:16:08,523
Huh?
1861
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,859
(CHUCKLING)
1862
01:16:09,943 --> 01:16:13,964
(GIDDY GIGGLING)
1863
01:16:14,048 --> 01:16:17,402
Oh, the poor boy!
He's lost his mind!
1864
01:16:17,486 --> 01:16:20,912
I'm fine, Mr. Krabs.
It just tickles my belly.
1865
01:16:20,996 --> 01:16:23,860
Ain't ya scared?
No, it's really fun!
1866
01:16:25,408 --> 01:16:29,930
(SHOUTING IN ENJOYMENT)
(SHOUTING IN TERROR)
1867
01:16:30,014 --> 01:16:31,181
Huh?
1868
01:16:31,483 --> 01:16:32,611
(GIGGLING)
1869
01:16:32,695 --> 01:16:33,880
(GROANS)
1870
01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:35,399
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1871
01:16:37,813 --> 01:16:39,932
It doesn't even matter.
1872
01:16:40,016 --> 01:16:44,324
Once the sun sets, I win!
1873
01:16:44,408 --> 01:16:46,336
Mr. Krabs, look!
1874
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:48,192
MR. KRABS: It's your bubble!
1875
01:16:50,514 --> 01:16:51,557
Hmm.
1876
01:16:51,641 --> 01:16:55,529
Hey, Dutchman. What happens
again when the sun sets?
1877
01:16:55,613 --> 01:16:57,348
I win.
1878
01:16:58,314 --> 01:16:59,815
(CHUCKLING) I win.
1879
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:03,419
I win!
1880
01:17:06,669 --> 01:17:09,007
Huh? My hornpipe!
1881
01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:11,894
Huh? Huh?
1882
01:17:16,078 --> 01:17:17,574
(GRUNTS)
1883
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,648
Huh?
1884
01:17:19,255 --> 01:17:20,490
(EXCLAIMS)
1885
01:17:22,725 --> 01:17:23,793
(GROANING NERVOUSLY)
1886
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:27,476
(GROANING)
1887
01:17:28,764 --> 01:17:29,993
Whoo-hoo!
1888
01:17:30,611 --> 01:17:31,612
Huh?
1889
01:17:32,094 --> 01:17:37,817
No!
1890
01:17:37,901 --> 01:17:40,587
What? (SCREAMS, GROANS)
1891
01:17:40,671 --> 01:17:41,799
Fish sticks!
1892
01:17:41,883 --> 01:17:44,475
(CLEARS THROAT,
GROANS ANGRILY)
1893
01:17:44,559 --> 01:17:46,512
Avast, Barb!
1894
01:17:46,596 --> 01:17:50,951
Uh, no hard feelin's
about leavin' ya behind.
1895
01:17:51,035 --> 01:17:54,319
(GASPS) What say we pick up
where we left off?
1896
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:58,874
Well, not exactly
where we left off.
1897
01:18:00,964 --> 01:18:02,825
(GROANING)
1898
01:18:03,367 --> 01:18:06,737
Outdone by a bubble blower!
1899
01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:09,872
(GROANS)
1900
01:18:12,983 --> 01:18:14,701
(LAUGHING)
1901
01:18:14,785 --> 01:18:17,721
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1902
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:20,879
(POPS)
1903
01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:24,953
For proving his silliness,
good nature, gaiety,
1904
01:18:25,037 --> 01:18:30,693
merriment, sense of humor, high
spirits and bubble-blowing ability,
1905
01:18:30,777 --> 01:18:34,708
it is my great honor to present
SpongeBob SquarePants
1906
01:18:34,792 --> 01:18:38,412
with the official Big Guy
Certificate.
1907
01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:40,306
(SLURPING)
(BURPS)
1908
01:18:40,390 --> 01:18:42,488
Uh, is this where I order?
1909
01:18:42,572 --> 01:18:44,230
Wow. It's...
1910
01:18:44,314 --> 01:18:47,051
(SNIFFLING) It's beautiful.
1911
01:18:47,135 --> 01:18:49,622
And to honor
our beloved fry cook,
1912
01:18:49,706 --> 01:18:52,738
all Krabby Patties
are full price!
1913
01:18:52,822 --> 01:18:54,313
(ALL EXCLAIMING GLEEFULLY)
1914
01:18:55,165 --> 01:18:57,473
Hey, wait a second.
Huh?
1915
01:18:57,793 --> 01:18:59,846
Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
1916
01:18:59,930 --> 01:19:03,751
But I have to say, I couldn't
have done it without my best,
1917
01:19:03,835 --> 01:19:06,621
bubble-blowing buddy
in the whole wide world...
1918
01:19:06,705 --> 01:19:08,690
Congratulations.
...Patrick.
1919
01:19:08,774 --> 01:19:11,040
Your name is Patrick, too?
1920
01:19:11,124 --> 01:19:13,144
I think he means you.
(GASPS)
1921
01:19:13,228 --> 01:19:15,679
This award is half yours.
1922
01:19:15,763 --> 01:19:17,476
Yay!
1923
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:18,891
(LAUGHING)
1924
01:19:18,975 --> 01:19:21,312
Here's your half. I win!
1925
01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:24,918
GARY: (MUFFLED)
Meow.
1926
01:19:25,002 --> 01:19:28,522
I'd also like to thank
someone very special to me.
1927
01:19:28,606 --> 01:19:35,064
My boss, my mentor, and
most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
1928
01:19:35,148 --> 01:19:37,400
(SNIFFLING) Oh, SpongeBob.
1929
01:19:37,484 --> 01:19:41,973
This calls for
an extra-special bubble blow!
1930
01:19:42,057 --> 01:19:43,724
Whoo-hoo!
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
1931
01:19:47,898 --> 01:19:50,567
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
1932
01:19:53,362 --> 01:19:55,030
Aw!
Huh?
1933
01:19:56,358 --> 01:19:59,004
Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug!
1934
01:19:59,088 --> 01:20:01,657
Is this really necessary?
1935
01:20:02,093 --> 01:20:03,171
Meow.
1936
01:20:03,255 --> 01:20:07,287
You're right, Gary. It does
feel like something's missing.
1937
01:20:07,371 --> 01:20:09,972
(MR. BIG STUFF
BY JEAN KNIGHT PLAYING)
1938
01:20:15,217 --> 01:20:17,553
I can't believe they forgot me!
1939
01:20:17,637 --> 01:20:19,123
Those lousy,
stinking bunch of...
1940
01:20:19,206 --> 01:20:20,741
(KISSING)
1941
01:20:21,764 --> 01:20:22,798
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1942
01:20:25,148 --> 01:20:27,068
JEAN KNIGHT: (SINGING)
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
1943
01:20:27,151 --> 01:20:28,752
♪ Mr. Big Stuff! ♪♪
1944
01:20:29,852 --> 01:20:32,088
(BIG GUY
BY ICE SPICE PLAYING)
1945
01:22:42,063 --> 01:22:44,267
(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1946
01:23:14,597 --> 01:23:16,798
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1947
01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:54,122
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1948
01:26:13,174 --> 01:26:15,277
(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1949
01:27:21,577 --> 01:27:23,712
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)