1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:05,273 Nine days past expiration. 2 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,477 Ugh! 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,045 Here. 4 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,117 Ugh! Turned carbonated. 5 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,722 Expired two months ago. 6 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,358 You don't have the guts. 7 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,765 (coughing) 8 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,841 When was the last Christmas we had eggnog? 9 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,710 I think before Dewey. 10 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,550 It's all you, man. 11 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,052 (gagging) 12 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:54,755 This is a game that has no winners. 13 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:58,192 * Yes, no, maybe 14 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,861 * I don't know 15 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,063 * Can you repeat the question? 16 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,200 * You're not the boss of me now * 17 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,569 * You're not the boss of me now * 18 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,139 * You're not the boss of me now * 19 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,241 * And you're not so big 20 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,609 * You're not the boss of me now * 21 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,811 * You're not the boss of me now * 22 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,248 * You're not the boss of me now * 23 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,083 * And you're not so big 24 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:27,421 * Life is unfair. 25 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:36,096 Well, that's the last of my Halloween candy. 26 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,901 All that sugar, all those cavities. 27 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,271 We're the real winners, guys. 28 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,974 Are you coming over Saturday? 29 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,409 For what? 30 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,910 For what?! 31 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,612 The Leonid meteor shower! 32 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,913 Only once in a lifetime 33 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,782 do the mighty Leonids reveal 34 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,917 their full beauty before bedtime. 35 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,186 I wish I could, guys, 36 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,620 but Francis is coming home this weekend. 37 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,322 And since he missed Halloween last week, 38 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,956 we're going to hang out together. 39 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,258 Are you sure? 40 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,260 Stevie has a new telescope, 41 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,830 and I was thinking that after the meteor shower 42 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,333 we could watch Mrs. Feldman shower. 43 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:16,304 And you call yourself a scientist. 44 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,211 It's been a week, sweetie. 45 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,178 Take off the costume. 46 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,279 But I like it. 47 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,947 It's filthy. Come here. 48 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,316 (groans) 49 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,521 Go put some clothes on, sweetie. 50 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,556 (groaning) 51 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,030 (chuckling) 52 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,865 What you doing? I don't know. 53 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,635 There's something about the way you swish that brush around 54 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,902 that just drives me... 55 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,137 (car engine revving, tires squealing) 56 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,605 Damn! That blue car! 57 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,810 That's three times this week. 58 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,746 That joyriding son of a... 59 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,648 Hal, just call the police. 60 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,682 I have. 61 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:02,650 They won't do anything. 62 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,252 Lois, I swear, one of these days, 63 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,686 I'm going to catch up to that punk, 64 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,488 I'm going to drag him out of his car, 65 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,257 and I'm going to beat him senseless 66 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,592 until he understands that there's a certain thing 67 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,993 called the law. 68 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,363 Don't let him get to you. Come on. 69 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,431 Well, when's it going to stop? 70 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,333 When Dewey here is smashed 71 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,702 into a lifeless pulp? 72 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,572 Put some clothes on, son. 73 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,640 (groans) 74 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:33,046 Halloween sucked this year without Francis. 75 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,848 The eggs and shaving cream I can keep. 76 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,818 But what am I ever going to do with this stuff? 77 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,720 It was supposed to be 78 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,455 our first Halloween as mindless vandals. 79 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,357 But Francis got in trouble at school, 80 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,092 so we had to go trick-or-treating 81 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,427 like a bunch of little kids. 82 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,961 Oh, look at you three. 83 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,029 What are you? 84 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,431 A beat-up hillbilly. 85 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,433 And you? Just give us the candy. 86 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,201 Oh, I bet you're a ghost. 87 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,403 I'm a marshmallow. 88 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,770 Oh, and a cute one at that. 89 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,939 I just want to stick a fork in your belly 90 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,240 and roast you over an open flame 91 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,576 till you're nice and crispy. 92 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,912 It's embarrassing at our age-- 93 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,047 coming home with candy. 94 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,582 Give me that. 95 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,086 Hey! 96 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,323 Hey! Hey! 97 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,627 Pull over, you gutless... 98 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,566 I got kids! 99 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:26,867 You lousy... 100 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,271 ...son of a... 101 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,342 (screams, groans) 102 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,445 This guy is a menace. 103 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,447 Now, I've tried to get him on my own, 104 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,249 but the truth is, it's not a job for one man. 105 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,452 It is a community problem, 106 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,153 and all we have to do 107 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,855 is work together. 108 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,990 If we all keep an eye out for this guy, 109 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,026 I think we should be able to catch him pretty quickly. 110 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,595 Why don't you clean up your yard? 111 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,996 (others agreeing) What? 112 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,999 Why don't you just move? 113 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,601 Look, this isn't about me. 114 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,336 These meetings are always about you. 115 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,704 You're the sole reason we meet. 116 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,606 Those kids of yours should be in jail. 117 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,875 How would you like it if you scrimped and saved 118 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,177 all your life to live in a nice neighborhood, 119 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,180 and then a bunch of godless monsters moved in 120 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,982 and destroyed all your dreams? 121 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,452 Okay, back to the subject. I'd like to pass around 122 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,621 a sign-up sheet for a stakeout. 123 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,723 (laughter) 124 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,961 Well... thanks for your time. 125 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,363 MAN: You're welcome. 126 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,064 (quiet murmuring) 127 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,534 Hello? 128 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,369 LOIS: Hi, Francis. 129 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,870 Welcome home. 130 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,808 Too old to hug your mom? 131 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:41,709 Mom, I've been waiting 132 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,243 at the bus station for three hours. 133 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,878 Why didn't anybody come to pick me up? 134 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:45,979 What? 135 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,015 I sent your father. 136 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,388 Oh, Francis, I'm sorry. 137 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,057 He's battling his archenemy. 138 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,926 What, the squirrel's back? 139 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,829 No, it's a human this time. 140 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,163 MALCOLM: Francis! 141 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,898 Hey! 142 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,834 Did you guys tear it up on Halloween? 143 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,602 Oh, yeah. We were out of control. 144 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,538 Kids were running; people were screaming; 145 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:13,541 babies were crying. 146 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,276 We went trick-or-treating. 147 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,178 It just didn't feel right without you. 148 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,847 I had fun. Shut up, Dewey. 149 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,215 Couldn't you have gotten in trouble after Halloween? 150 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,851 Guys, I'm sorry. 151 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,252 I know I let you down, 152 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,187 but I really didn't have a choice. 153 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,691 The commandant's fake leg was just lying there in the closet 154 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,960 begging for a novelty bumper sticker. 155 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,261 It was a snap decision, 156 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,029 but I really think I did the right thing. 157 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,398 That's all right. There's always next year. 158 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,568 Well, why do we have to wait a year? 159 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,070 Guys, Halloween 160 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,038 isn't a date on the calendar. 161 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,039 Yeah, it is. 162 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,575 It's the 31st. 163 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,210 No, Halloween is in your hearts. 164 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,080 Every time a little kid cries in fear, 165 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,615 that's Halloween. 166 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,485 Every time something repulsive 167 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,754 ends up in a mailbox, that is Halloween. 168 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:03,991 As long as you carry the spirit of destruction 169 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:08,061 and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween. 170 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,063 No, look, it is the 31st. 171 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,799 (sighs) 172 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,770 Men, we are going to have Halloween this weekend. 173 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,480 Hal, you have been out here for seven hours. 174 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:27,748 Come to bed. 175 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,983 Look, Lois, I am doing this for the boys. 176 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,986 We can't just let our street become a speedway. 177 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,588 Got to protect my family, 178 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,524 even if it means sitting in this van 179 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,025 every night for a month. 180 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,093 It's a matter of principle. 181 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,829 Mmm. Before you go to sleep, 182 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,964 I'd like you to replace my pee jar. 183 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,033 (grunts, clears throat) 184 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:58,178 (gasping) 185 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,549 No! 186 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,483 Son of a... 187 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,454 (gasps) 188 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,858 (yells) 189 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,893 (sobbing) 190 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,673 Boys, the time has come. 191 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,142 You're about to see the device 192 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,179 that will change the face of Halloween forever. 193 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:36,015 Behold. 194 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:42,389 That's not a flying chocolate maker. 195 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,158 This is just a bunch of tubes. 196 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,359 Trust me. 197 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,527 I do trust you, 198 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,563 but I expected something a little more... 199 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,431 Oh, my God. Will this work? 200 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,532 Absolutely. 201 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,167 What? What is it? 202 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,269 It looks like an incredibly powerful slingshot. 203 00:08:56,303 --> 00:09:00,608 A slingshot capable of hurling objects over a distance 204 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,210 of two city blocks. 205 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,279 Picture yourself-- 206 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,781 you're walking down the street, 207 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,416 you're minding your own business, 208 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,619 when all of a sudden... bam! (gasping) 209 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,520 You're hit by a ten-pound balloon 210 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,055 filled with shaving cream, paint 211 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,557 or any number of foul-smelling liquids. 212 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:24,197 And you never, ever know who did it. 213 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,233 It's the perfect weapon. 214 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,903 Reese, are you crying? 215 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,739 No. 216 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,775 (rustling, clattering outside) 217 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,248 (groans) 218 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,721 What are you doing? 219 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,489 I've had it, Lois. 220 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,558 I'm building a speed bump. 221 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,460 Hal, would you look at yourself? 222 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,895 It's 4:00 in the morning. 223 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,463 You're out here in your pajamas 224 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,131 mixing cement in a wheelbarrow. 225 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,901 It's going to rip the suspension right out from under him. 226 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,736 There'll be some chassis damage. 227 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,437 Oh, boy, I'd hate to be the one 228 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,573 who has to realign his connecting rods. 229 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,941 (sighs) 230 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,577 That guy's not going to know what hit him. 231 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,846 (car engine revving) 232 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,881 Yee-ha! 233 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,190 Okay, we got eggs, 234 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,593 shaving cream, water balloons. 235 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,962 I don't know, I'm just not feeling it. 236 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,630 These eggs are pretty rotten. 237 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,033 Yeah, I know, but it's all just so... 238 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,634 standard. 239 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,939 I mean, we have a whole new breed of weapon here. 240 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,540 We need to live up to that. 241 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,910 We need to start thinking outside the box. 242 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,234 So if you'll just spend a couple of hours 243 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,135 waiting for him here, 244 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,203 I know the guy will come racing by, 245 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,371 and then you can arrest him 246 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,141 and this whole thing will be over once and for all. 247 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,143 I want some help protecting my family. 248 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,846 So you weren't held up at gunpoint? 249 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,581 Okay, that was a lie. 250 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,650 But I've been calling you people for weeks 251 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,885 and not getting any help. 252 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,486 No one is listening to me. 253 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,722 Is this your speed bump? 254 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,196 It was a good bump, Hal. 255 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,967 (grunting) 256 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,205 You want a sandwich? 257 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,279 Easy. 258 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,419 Good. 259 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,188 Just let me talk to him. 260 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,957 I'll get this whole thing straightened out in two minutes. 261 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,901 Get the car. 262 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,843 (hammering) 263 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,249 Let's go through this one more time. 264 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,617 Malcolm, what's your job? 265 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,451 Aimer. 266 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,452 Reese? Loader. 267 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,620 Dewey, what do you do 268 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,122 if you see Mom and Dad coming? 269 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,424 (screeching) 270 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,761 Excellent. 271 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,997 Where'd they go, anyway? 272 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,236 Okay, look-- we've got his license plate. 273 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,570 We've got his address. 274 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,239 That's more than enough to get... 275 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,473 Hal! 276 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,509 What are you doing? 277 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,078 Shh. Get down. 278 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,746 I'm letting the air out of his tires. 279 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,481 No, Hal. 280 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,416 Okay, but then we go home. 281 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,484 Hello. 282 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,322 I have an idea. 283 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,424 You can't steal his car. 284 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,093 I'm not stealing his car. 285 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,862 I'm just taking it elsewhere for a while. 286 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,263 It'll teach the kid a lesson. 287 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,364 No, Hal. 288 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,599 I'm putting the key in the lock. No, Hal. 289 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,767 I'm opening the door. 290 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,969 No, Hal. 291 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,603 I'm getting in the car. No. 292 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,872 I am turning on the engine. 293 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,007 (engine revving) 294 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,043 Oh, ow. Just... (groans) 295 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,344 (gasping) 296 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,712 This is crazy. 297 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,481 You can't just take a person's car. 298 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,850 There are laws...! (screams) 299 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,551 (gasping) 300 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:42,189 Oh. Oh... serious engine. 301 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,392 He must have bored out the cylinders in this puppy. 302 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,826 Pull over. 303 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,295 Remember that Maverick I used to have? 304 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,297 I don't want to talk about your old muscle car. 305 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,631 (engine roars) 306 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,067 (both gasping) 307 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,635 Scared? 308 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,870 Of course I'm scared. 309 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,239 You've turned into a crazy person. 310 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,877 Do it again. 311 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,845 Oh! Oh! 312 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,183 All right, let's try a test shot. 313 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,520 Reese, just get me a small water balloon. 314 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,023 Malcolm, you got me a target? 315 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,299 We've got a target. 316 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,770 Listen, you idiot, the optics on the Newtonian reflector 317 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,839 don't even approach a Schmidt-Cassegrain. 318 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,042 It's a nice century-- why don't you join it? 319 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,211 Shrine burn center; admitting Kyle. 320 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,180 Ladies! 321 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,448 The stars. 322 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,849 He's right. 323 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,086 Why squabble when we have the Leonids? 324 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,055 You hear something? 325 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890 (squealing) 326 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,592 Oh, my telescope! 327 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,860 It's broken! 328 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,196 Why my telescope?! 329 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,230 Yes! 330 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,765 Yeah! Yeah! 331 00:14:58,798 --> 00:14:59,866 Go! Go! 332 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,867 Yeah. 333 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,136 * 334 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,409 * Well, there's a new weapon in the quest for knowledge * 335 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,479 * You don't need school and you don't need college * 336 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,315 * Forget the conventional 'cause there's a new way * 337 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,051 * You'll learn it all and it won't take a single day * 338 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,120 * Go from the nursery straight to university * 339 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,389 * Stand proud in the face of adversity * 340 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,225 * I've seen the future just in case you didn't know * 341 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,560 * This is the future through your rear window * 342 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,562 * I needed them all 343 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,165 * Like I needed a headache 344 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,667 * I dropped out of school 345 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,570 * And it wasn't a mistake 346 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,440 * Stop worrying about all the things you don't know * 347 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,742 * Tune in and go through the rear window * 348 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,944 * Don't worry if your life... 349 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,913 ALL: Yeah! 350 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,248 Diaper! 351 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,517 ALL (chanting): Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! 352 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,519 Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! 353 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,188 Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! 354 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,324 Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! 355 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,426 Yeah! 356 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,693 Diaper! 357 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,695 Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! 358 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,697 Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! 359 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,865 Diaper! Oh... 360 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,100 All right. 361 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,602 No more of those. 362 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,671 * 363 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,728 (gasps) 364 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,367 (sputtering) 365 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,751 ALL: Yes! 366 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,256 I love you so much. 367 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,525 I can't believe the power of this thing. 368 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,993 If it was to fall in the wrong hands... 369 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,695 I see an old lady. 370 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,132 Reload! Reload! Reload! Reload! 371 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,510 I'm serious, Hal. 372 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,877 What are we going to do? 373 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,878 The time to drop off the car and go home 374 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,013 was, like, 20 miles ago. 375 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,882 What if we just kept going? 376 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:30,917 What are you talking about? 377 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,419 I'm talking about you and me 378 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,421 running away and spending the rest of our lives 379 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,890 on some... I don't know, some hidden beach in Mexico 380 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,693 with no jobs and no kids. 381 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,862 Oh, it's not that simple, Hal. 382 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,697 Why not? 383 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,734 I mean, we would have to change our names, but... 384 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,738 I'd be Raul. 385 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,773 You'd be Consuela. 386 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,074 Consuela? 387 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,743 Sí. 388 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,917 You think they'd send the federal after us? 389 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,286 Huh! Of course. 390 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,421 But they'd never find us. 391 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,756 We'd be outlaws. 392 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,224 Oh, we'd be legends. 393 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,092 We'd be living every parent's dream. 394 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,294 We'd be folk heroes. 395 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,795 Like Bonnie and Clyde. 396 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,764 Raul and Consuela. 397 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,800 Spearing fish. 398 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,769 Climbing for coconuts. 399 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,004 Living naked as monkeys. 400 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,507 Oh... Raul. 401 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,250 (car alarm blaring, people screaming) 402 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,451 ALL: Yeah! 403 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,253 I think I speak for all of us 404 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,821 when I say that tonight ruled! 405 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,022 Totally. 406 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,191 We own you all. 407 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,325 No one is safe. 408 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,260 We are the kings of this block. 409 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,961 Did you hear me, world? 410 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,532 Violence just got a little more random! 411 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,671 Reload! Reload! 412 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,274 This is incredible. 413 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,675 Their accuracy is amazing. 414 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,843 Make it stop! 415 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,345 Who are these guys? 416 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,282 It's tofu. 417 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,452 Angle: 47.9 degrees. 418 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,553 Check. 419 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,456 Brakes locked. 420 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,158 This is for all the times 421 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,828 I've been called "butt-tweefer." 422 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,862 Fire! 423 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,399 What do you mean, Krelboynes? 424 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,668 I guess they've built their own catapult. 425 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,802 That's impossible. 426 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,170 How could they do that? 427 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,839 Where would they get the materials? 428 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,741 It's a funnel and surgical tubing. 429 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,477 Stevie's garage is filled with that stuff. 430 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,145 What are we going to do? 431 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,146 We're going to fight. 432 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,147 They're Krelboynes. 433 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,315 They're nothing. 434 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,251 We can fight. We can fight. 435 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,818 We can fight. 436 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,921 We can fight. We can fight. 437 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,690 We have to surrender. 438 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,824 Francis is right. 439 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,226 We have to give up, Reese. 440 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,394 Come on, you wussies. 441 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,162 Just shoot me over there. 442 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,164 I'll kick their asses myself. 443 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,532 Get it off! 444 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,100 Oh, my God! 445 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,101 Get it off! 446 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,404 They're surrendering. 447 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,707 And I suppose I've never been offered the chance to surrender. 448 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,477 Keep firing! 449 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,615 Well, they won't even let us surrender honorably. 450 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,785 Boys, it's time to run away like cowards. 451 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,558 (all groaning) 452 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,627 Well, there is some comfort in knowing 453 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,030 what the next two hours of my life are going to be like. 454 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,732 Oh. Look. 455 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,267 A shooting star. 456 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,410 Well, I'm thinking much more clearly now. 457 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,212 Yeah, I think we both are, Hal. 458 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,980 I guess Mexico's not really an option. 459 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:48,981 No, I don't think so. 460 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,116 No. No. 461 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,718 It would have been fun, though. 462 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,786 Oh, yeah. 463 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,456 So, what do we do now? 464 00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,960 Well, I assume the car has been reported stolen already, 465 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,830 and we've probably left our share 466 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,634 of DNA evidence in here. 467 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,419 It's only a 30-mile walk. 468 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,821 We'll be home for breakfast. 469 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,257 You know, I'm glad we didn't run away. 470 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,292 Yeah, me, too. 471 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,463 What was my name again? 472 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,631 Raul, baby. Oh, yeah.