1 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,154 Ah, good evening. 2 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,117 I was just taking a little break. 3 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,032 It's been a busy night. 4 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,440 Lots of new arrivals. 5 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,000 I call them the arriving departed. 6 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,917 Ahh! Well, back to work. 7 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,553 Eh, what the hell. One more for the road. 8 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,519 Just a dash. Adds a little spine. 9 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,599 Long life. 10 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,114 Ohh, better! 11 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,589 Ahh, the doctor will see you now. 12 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,236 Hmm. 13 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,559 Uhh, ugly! 14 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,756 Man, are you ugly. 15 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,355 Well, we all know it isn't what a person looks like. 16 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,351 It's what's inside that counts. 17 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,435 Mmm. 18 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,232 Ehh, death by natural causes. 19 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,796 Natural causes, natural causes. 20 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,796 More natural causes. I hate natural causes! 21 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,952 Give me a big old stab wound to poke around in, then I'm happy. 22 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,634 Ahh, here we are. 23 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,074 Body bags. 24 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,720 See, if it's murder or suicide or a nasty accident, 25 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,757 they put 'em in these bags. 26 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,400 This one was found on a stretch of lonely highway, 27 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,677 miles from the nearest town on a pitch-black night. 28 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:38,397 Also in the news, another gruesome murder in Haddonfield today. 29 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,915 The body of a young woman was discovered buried 30 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,310 in the bottom of a trash bin behind a shopping mall. 31 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,109 Police Chief, Ardith Robinson of the Haddonfield PD 32 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,760 gave a statement to reporters this afternoon 33 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:50,830 after the discovery of"... 34 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,994 Police believe the woman to be 35 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,436 another victim of a serial killer responsible for a series 36 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,035 of ritualized slayings in the southland. 37 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,952 The body of the woman was found by hikers-- 38 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,556 I'd be scared shitless working all alone in a place like this. 39 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,597 Eh, I can take care of myself. 40 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,957 Besides, you're the one who has to drive back to an empty apartment. 41 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,156 - Ooooh. - Thanks a lot. 42 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,231 You don't mind picking me up in the morning? 43 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,958 - What time? - Seven. 44 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,996 Ooh. 45 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,117 This'll be the last time I ask you for a ride, I promise. 46 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,316 They said my car will be out of the shop by tomorrow. 47 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,437 I'll buy breakfast. 48 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,716 Deal. 49 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,234 See ya. 50 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,312 Can I help ya? 51 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,959 I'm Anne. 52 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,075 Okay. 53 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,117 The new girl. 54 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,157 Oh, yeah, right, come on in. 55 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,349 - Hi. - Hey. 56 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,317 - Sorry I'm late. - No biggie. 57 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,233 Oh, wow, this is almost identical to the gas station I worked last month, 58 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,754 except that was a little bit smaller. 59 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,229 Well, why don't I give you the, uh, the grand tour. 60 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,880 Uh, that's the cash register. 61 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,678 You just punch in the pump number and amount, right? 62 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,194 Yeah, you got it. That's the credit card machine. 63 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,236 No sweat. 64 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,469 And listen, when you get their, uh, signatures, 65 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,119 make sure you get the license plate number, all right? 66 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,395 - Right. - It's important. 67 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,960 Um, the TV gets maybe three channels. 68 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,872 Actually, I'll probably just do some studying. 69 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,520 Um, the cigarette prices are posted outside. 70 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,670 - Saw it. - Okay, good. 71 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,875 Is that the bathroom? 72 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,271 Well, actually, we, uh, prefer to call that the employee's lounge. 73 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,759 Yeah, great. 74 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,672 Let's see-- oh, oh, do I ring out the register 75 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,194 when the morning shift comes in? 76 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,033 Nah, just, you know, uh, he'll take care of that. 77 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,635 Why don't you just collect the cash and make change. 78 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,791 - Okay. - Yep-- oh, you know what? 79 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,837 This door locks automatically if you leave the booth. 80 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,160 - So, uh-- - Keys? 81 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,639 Right, keys, yeah, um-- 82 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,109 God, I don't know where the hell I left them. 83 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,679 Yeah, here they are. 84 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,070 The round one, um, that's for the booth 85 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,719 and the square one works everything else, okay? 86 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,915 Got it. 87 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,150 - Public restrooms. - Yeah. 88 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:03,154 Um... yeah, I guess that's about it. 89 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,915 You know, I feel a little bit guilty. 90 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,752 Leaving you out here all by yourself. 91 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,797 - Eh, I'll be okay. - Did you hear the news tonight? 92 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,393 - Yeah, it's horrible. - Yeah. 93 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,039 - Hmm. - Hey, you know what? 94 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,997 If you got a problem, 95 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,550 why don't you, um, just give me a call, okay? 96 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,710 Hey, thank you. 97 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,870 - Sure, no problem. - Will do. 98 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,155 Okay. 99 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,799 Uh, that's it, then. 100 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,874 I'm outta here. Have a good night. 101 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,792 - See ya later. - You got it. 102 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,235 Pack of Coronados. 103 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,238 Two seventy-five. 104 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,795 ls there anything else? 105 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,277 Uh, what you readin'? 106 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,794 It's for school. 107 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,314 A college girl, huh? 108 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,674 Yeah, well, I never got to go to college myself, you know? 109 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,038 Yeah, I got some bourbon out in the car. 110 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,396 Maybe I can get you to come out of that booth. 111 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,632 Maybe I'll see ya around. 112 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,713 Okay. 113 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,039 Okay. 114 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,513 Hi, I need to fill her up. Super unleaded. 115 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,157 - Number 12? - Uh, yeah. 116 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,040 Haven't seen you around here before. 117 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,033 It's my first night-- huh. 118 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,509 Uh, signature and license, please. 119 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,839 Are you from Haddonfield? 120 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,114 Born and raised. 121 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,114 Thanks. 122 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,156 What are you studying? 123 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,319 Um, psychology. Final exams next week. 124 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,959 Gotta pull my average up. 125 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,680 - You go to the university? - Uh-huh. 126 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,512 Well, do you ever feel like, uh, kicking back? 127 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,318 You know, just hanging out someplace after class? 128 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,591 - Sometimes. - Well, you gotta try the Oak Lounge. 129 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,717 It's, uh, down Seventh Street by the freeway. 130 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,599 They got a really good band there on weekends. 131 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,992 Hey, maybe if I run into you some time, I'll play you a game of pool. 132 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,354 I'm no good at pool. 133 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,396 All the better. 134 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,955 Well, see ya. 135 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,356 Bye. 136 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,875 Ooh. 137 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,675 Hey, you forgot your card! Hey! 138 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,274 Shit. 139 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,632 Ooh! Great. 140 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,195 - Hey. 141 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,317 I need the key to the restroom. 142 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,637 I really have to go to the restroom. 143 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,031 Oh, uh... the key's in the booth. 144 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,040 I have to get the other set. 145 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,758 Uh, I'll be right back. 146 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,600 Shit. 147 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,919 Ugh, thank God! 148 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,919 Great. 149 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,478 Oh, you pump, I gotta go to the john. 150 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,675 I'm gonna take care of this. 151 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,559 Whoo-hoo, honey, hiya, sweetheart! 152 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,314 Listen, give me, uh, oh, $20. 153 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,152 Of that superduper irregular 154 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,631 on, uh, pump number niner there, okay? 155 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,356 You're a little glum tonight, hon, what's wrong? 156 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,839 You oughtta be out partyin'. 157 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,752 Pretty little thing like you, huh? 158 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,440 Say, uh, I need a key to get in that little boy's room there? 159 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,874 Uh, you do. 160 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,394 Listen, could you do me a favor? 161 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,754 Sure, name it. 162 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,150 There's a man, he's in the men's restroom. 163 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,390 - He's a little weird. - Weirdo, huh? 164 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,153 Yeah, I don't know-- I was wondering, 165 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,753 could you take a look and see what he's doing? 166 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,354 You got that. 167 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,633 Yoo-hoo! There's nothing coming out. 168 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,110 What's the problem? 169 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,510 Oh, oh, there's nothing coming out. 170 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,752 - You have to lift the lever. - Oh. 171 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,195 No. the lever-- the lever on the pump. 172 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,193 Never mind, I'll do it. 173 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,199 So sorry to bother you. 174 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,317 I just usually go to the full serve. 175 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,079 Oh. 176 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,720 Oh, thanks. 177 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,515 Guy is sleepin' in there. 178 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,113 He's all curled up around the toilet. 179 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,919 I had to stand back and aim over his head. 180 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,911 Shame on you. 181 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,196 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 182 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,999 I wouldn't worry about it, hon. 183 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,878 He's fast asleep. The guy's a bum. 184 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,155 Let him sleep it off. 185 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,435 Did you get the restroom key? 186 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,397 Oh, I left it hangin' in the door. 187 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,040 Come on, baby, let's go, I'm cold. 188 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,872 See ya around, doll face. 189 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,633 Get in there, get in there, arrrh! 190 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,274 God. 191 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,318 Shit! 192 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,029 I can do this. 193 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,471 Come on, come on... 194 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,235 Hi. 195 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,200 This is Bill. 196 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,316 I can't come to the phone right now. 197 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,715 So, maybe you could just leave a message. 198 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,280 See, I got a sore throat. 199 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,113 Be better if you could call back. 200 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,716 If you wanna leave a message, just wait for the beep. 201 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,995 Beep. 202 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,240 Come on, come on, come on. 203 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,714 Come on! 204 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,312 Answer the phone! 205 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,315 9-1-1-- - Oh, there's a man! 206 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,880 He's after me! He's after me! 207 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,079 Bitch. 208 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,954 Oh! 209 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,674 Die, you son of a bitch! 210 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,474 Forgot my credit card. 211 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,675 Tell me, how long have you had these feelings of hostility? 212 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,755 You can't say? 213 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,435 You know, you really shouldn't keep your emotions all bottled up inside. 214 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,631 Eh, you're hopeless! 215 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,040 He should have had a lobotomy. 216 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,759 Let's go see what other fun things we can find to do. 217 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,276 Cirrhosis of the liver. 218 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,634 Brain tumor. 219 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,634 Severe head cold? 220 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,030 Let's check the drawers. 221 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,635 I call these my necrophile cabinets. 222 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,317 Seems to be stuck. 223 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,399 Obviously, these drawers were built 224 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,313 before breast implants became so popular. 225 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,754 These oughtta be recycled. 226 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,994 That's odd. 227 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,635 Ooh. 228 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,154 Marital spat? 229 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,200 Kiss and make up. 230 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,278 Ahh. 231 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,554 Believe it or not, this was a human body. 232 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,031 Poor guy fell off a high-rise onto the top of a car, 233 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,838 which swerved in front of a train 234 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,753 and was dragged 900 yards under the engine. 235 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,150 Fascinating what can happen to the human body 236 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,674 under the right circumstances. 237 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,749 Tonight will be mostly clear 238 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,832 but some low clouds late tonight through midmorning tomorrow. 239 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,150 Light winds, lows in the upper 50s. 240 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,595 High tomorrow in the mid 70s. 241 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,114 And now this-- 242 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,476 At the Roswell Hair Growth Laboratories, 243 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,359 we have perfected a simple surgical procedure 244 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,559 to restore full hair growth virtually overnight. 245 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,280 After my Roswell Hair growth treatment, 246 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,113 I bought the company. 247 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,833 - Hi. - Hi. 248 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,275 What's wrong? 249 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,230 Nothing. 250 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,475 Come on in. 251 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,390 More wine? 252 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,118 Mm, I'd love some. 253 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,198 - Richard? - Hm? 254 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,190 What did you do to your hair? 255 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,110 Nothing. 256 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,155 Well, I mean, I combed it a different way. 257 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,880 Sweetheart, are you worried about your hair thinning? 258 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,270 No, of course not. 259 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,239 I think you look very distinguished. 260 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,799 You're very handsome. 261 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,189 You don't like it, do you? 262 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,191 I like you. 263 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,400 Eat. 264 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,514 This veal is delicious, you know. 265 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,159 So, you think I'm going bald? 266 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,753 No, I don't. 267 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,993 What's the big deal, if you are anyway? 268 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,753 Oh, so, now I am going bald? 269 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,990 It really doesn't matter to me. 270 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,435 Are you telling me that you don't like hair? 271 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,158 Of course, I like hair. 272 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,753 Then how can you stand looking at me? 273 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,274 I mean, look at this. 274 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,600 Look at that, huh? 275 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,275 Richard, you're behaving like a baby. 276 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,431 Well, why not? I got hair like a baby. 277 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,159 Why don't you let me make an appointment 278 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,833 for you with my hairdresser? 279 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,036 Dennis'll give your hair a nice shape. 280 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,758 I don't need shape. 281 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,877 I need quantity. I need volume. 282 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,359 I need more hair. 283 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,794 Now, what about this? 284 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,118 - Huh? - Forget it! 285 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,998 - No way, no way! - Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey! 286 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,117 Come on, just give it a chance. 287 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,395 Take a look at it! 288 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,950 - You mean-- - That looks ridiculous. 289 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,316 - It won't fool anybody. - Would you be careful with that? 290 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,876 Oh, for God's sake, Richard. 291 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,710 Okay. 292 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,034 - Well, you see, - Yeah. 293 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,554 I don't think you'd ever know it was a hairpiece. 294 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,679 If you just take a little-- no. 295 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,158 - No-oh-oh. - What about there? 296 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,958 - No? - Wouldn't do it there. 297 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,439 - Hey! - God, no. 298 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,510 Hey, wait a minute. 299 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,715 - It's gotta go. - What are you-- 300 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,154 Come on, man, I need that, I need that back. 301 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,436 Richard, you're in denial. 302 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,638 It makes you look like the world's biggest jerk off. 303 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,279 It makes me look like I've got more hair. 304 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,350 Sit down, Rich-- 305 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,834 I need that back. 306 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,035 Fine. 307 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,236 Let me just tell you how things are, okay, Richard? 308 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,231 You're headin' for egg city. 309 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,597 Located in the chrome dome county in the state of the cue ball. 310 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,795 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 311 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,590 In a year, your head will look like a Christmas tree lot in January. 312 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,435 I understand that. That's why I need your help. 313 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,113 Have you got some kind of a thickening agent? 314 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,760 Something I can put in there and give me a little bit more, 315 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,672 you know, volume, huh? 316 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,592 I can help you, Richard. 317 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,954 How? 318 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,599 Only if you let me. 319 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,875 - Of course. - Okay. 320 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,916 Now, what I can do-- 321 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,920 I can cut your hair. 322 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,877 I can give it shape. 323 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,873 - I can give it style, Richard. - Come on. 324 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,236 Now, I can empower you, Richard. 325 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,391 - Give you back your manhood. - I can't let you cut my hair. 326 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,915 - It's your birthright. - What are you going to cut? 327 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,755 Please, let me just style it a little bit. 328 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,080 What I do is, see-- 329 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,879 I start from-- We start from here. 330 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,280 No cutting, no cutting. 331 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,919 Fine, just styling. 332 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,030 Just as plants respond to soothing music, 333 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,750 your follicles will love Harmonies for Hair. 334 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,991 Grow, baby, grow. 335 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,350 Hi! 336 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,436 I really like your hair like that, it looks nice. 337 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,510 How about a drink? 338 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,553 Did Dennis do that? 339 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,392 Do what? 340 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,471 Paint your head. 341 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,756 Who painted your head? 342 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,911 Doesn't work? 343 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,752 Dennis didn't do that, did he? 344 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,672 Tell me he didn't do that. 345 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,716 No, I did it. 346 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,115 You don't like it, do you? 347 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,111 Poor baby. 348 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,680 All this is really gettin' to you, isn't it? 349 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,671 Oh, it's driving me crazy, Megan. 350 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,512 I can't eat, I can't sleep. 351 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,511 The only thing I can think about is my hair. 352 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,920 I'm losing my hair. 353 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,399 Oh, darling. 354 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,273 It wouldn't be so-- 355 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,714 What? 356 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,680 You-- you've got stuff all over your face. 357 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,955 Oh! 358 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,150 Look at all this crap. 359 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,151 I disgust you, don't I? 360 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,675 What disgusts me, Richard, is your inability 361 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,239 to accept yourself as you are. 362 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,994 I just don't want to be a bald guy. 363 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,639 You're not a bald guy. 364 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,519 You-- you're just-- you're just a thinning hair guy. 365 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,715 It means the same thing. 366 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,280 It doesn't mean the same thing, okay? 367 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,316 What it-- 368 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,234 I just can't deal with you when you're like this, okay? 369 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,277 - Megan. - Bye. 370 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,509 Megan. 371 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,559 Megan, please. 372 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,310 I think we need to spend some time away from each other. 373 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,553 Oh, sure, just walk out on the bald guy. 374 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,871 Do yourself a favor, Richard, wash your head. 375 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:44,509 Miracle Shine, the miracle shampoo. 376 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,673 Miracle Shine will add new fullness of life to your hair. 377 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,355 That youthful luster is what all other shampoo products 378 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,512 have claimed to achieve, but never really delivered. 379 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,309 Miracle Shine, the miracle shampoo. Add new-- 380 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,995 With Colossal Grow your lawn will never be thicker. 381 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,072 Professional gardeners are buying Colossal Grow and doubling their-- 382 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,798 The Roswell Hair Growth Laboratories ' 383 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,793 patented technique is guaranteed. 384 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,030 No painful and iffy transplants. 385 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,509 No silly toupees or weaves. 386 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,035 Just a full head of beautiful, living hair. 387 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,990 Call now for an immediate appointment. 388 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,071 Operators are standing by 24 hours a day. 389 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,312 Remember, after my Roswell hair growth procedure, 390 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,038 I bought the company. 391 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,712 5-5-5-9-9-1-1 . 392 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,629 Yes. 393 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,599 Mr. Richard Coberts is here for his appointment. 394 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,114 Show him in, please. 395 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,198 - Nice to meet you, Richard. - Doctor. 396 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,590 Mr. Coberts' before picture. 397 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,034 Have a seat, please. 398 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,110 I take it my nurses fully explained our procedure. 399 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,716 Uh, yes, I saw your commercial on television. 400 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,756 How does it work? 401 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,719 We revive dead hair follicles 402 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,519 by applying a protein-based solution 403 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,797 to the hair roots beneath the scalp. 404 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,393 What's in the protein solution? 405 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,959 That's patented. 406 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,634 I love it when he talks that way. 407 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,236 Don't you think he'll look just too sexy with a full head of hair? 408 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,470 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 409 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,915 Richard might not be right for our treatment. 410 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,471 Tell me, why do you want hair? 411 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,194 Uh, I think I'll feel better about myself. 412 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,989 There are certain advantages to being bald, Richard. 413 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,832 For instance, 414 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,515 Bald men are often considered to be more trustworthy, less threatening. 415 00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,798 The primal power that a full head of hair bestows on a man 416 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,076 brings a certain pressure to perform. 417 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,555 Some men realize that they prefer to remain 418 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,836 out of the limelight. 419 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,357 Well, that may be so, Doctor, but I want hair. 420 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,919 I want lots of hair. 421 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,594 You don't think I'm up to it, do you? 422 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,592 - Are you? - I think so. 423 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,591 I think so too. 424 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,830 It'll change your life, Richard. 425 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,069 I want it to change. 426 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,838 - You sure? - I'm positive. 427 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,038 I love a positive man. 428 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,633 Very well. 429 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,196 Nurse, activate the compuscan. 430 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,080 I'll just insert your picture 431 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,470 into the graphic scanner. 432 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,194 And... voila. 433 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,433 Now, we, uh, have quite a few hair personalities 434 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,352 for you to choose from, 435 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,193 uh, depending on which trait you wish to emphasize. 436 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,473 This is your basic conservative look. 437 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,597 We call it Traditional Republican. 438 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,716 - I don't know, eh... - I agree. 439 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,313 No? 440 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,550 Well, uh, go a little bit more daring. 441 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:24,635 The Military Style, favored by police, soldiers, athletes. 442 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,156 - I don't know, it's almost too, uh-- - Drab. 443 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,719 Exactly. 444 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,916 You see, I want something that is very, um, 445 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,800 - exciting. - Yes. 446 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,836 - Bold. - Yes. 447 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,718 - Sexy. - Yes, yes. 448 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,434 Let's try this. 449 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,438 We call this our Stallion Look. 450 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,633 Giddyup. 451 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,635 Yes, that's it, that's the one. 452 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,916 The Stallion Look it is. 453 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,991 Congratulations, Richard. 454 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,115 Uh, no surgery. 455 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,634 No, no, no, heavens no, no. 456 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,358 We apply the solution here 457 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,478 then when you wake up tomorrow morning in your own bed, 458 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,155 you take off the bandage and you're a new man. 459 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,275 Oh, Lord, oh, Lord, please let me have hair. 460 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,471 If I have hair, I have everything. 461 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,474 I just want to love me again. 462 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,232 I don't love me the way I am now. 463 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,271 I love me the way I used to be. 464 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,192 The way I want to be. 465 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,477 Please, God, just let me have-- 466 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,472 Hair. 467 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,040 Oh, my... oh, my God. 468 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,240 I have-- I-- it's hair. 469 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,560 I have hair! 470 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,117 - It worked. - Oh, God, look at tha-- 471 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,471 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 472 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,437 Thank you, thank you. 473 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,114 It's the old me. 474 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,080 It's the new me. 475 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,435 It's the me I've always wanted to be. 476 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,275 No, no, no. 477 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,715 I can't let you touch it. 478 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,474 If I let you touch it, I'll have to let everybody else touch it. 479 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,394 Yes, yes, it is the source of all my strength. 480 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,113 But it's not the only source. 481 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,997 See that my men are well fed. 482 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,038 And bring forth the women. 483 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,918 It's incredible! 484 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,515 Who is this Dr. Lock? 485 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,876 He advertises on TV. 486 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,031 Why doesn't everybody go to him? 487 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,394 He's new. 488 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,630 It's amazing. 489 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,599 I can't believe what it's done for you. 490 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,195 Ohh, mm-mm. 491 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,433 You even kiss better. 492 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,513 I know I said it didn't matter, 493 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,150 but you look so fantastic with this new hair. 494 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,039 You're just so-- You're so-- 495 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,591 You're so animal. 496 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,509 Tell me you love me, Richard. 497 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,999 Just me. 498 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,350 - Mm-mm. - Morning, lover. 499 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,511 Morning. 500 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,160 Oh. 501 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,591 Oh. 502 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,557 Feel like I'm getting a sore throat. 503 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,711 Maybe you overdid it last night, huh? 504 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,871 Oh, I got this tickle in my throat. 505 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,919 Well, I'd love to stay and scratch it, but I gotta go. 506 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,120 See you later, sexy? 507 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,673 Take care of that sore throat, you hear? 508 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,872 You gotta save all your strength for me. 509 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,831 - I don't believe it. - I don't either. 510 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,110 You know, this is-- it's amazing. 511 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,998 I know. 512 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,196 And it's not a weave. 513 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,520 No, no, it's all mine, baby. 514 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,434 Oh, man, it seems so good and healthy. 515 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,636 You know what I mean? 516 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,711 Oh, man, all right, okay. 517 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:58,315 - Who is this Dr. Lock, huh? - He's new. 518 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,713 - You look... great. - I know. 519 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,473 You look great. 520 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,193 Now, I'm just going to cut it a little bit, okay? 521 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,879 Just give it a little bit of shape. 522 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,155 You all right there, buddy? 523 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,196 Not too much, not too much. 524 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,760 No, no, no, just styled. Just style. 525 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,595 Hello. 526 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,509 Lousy. 527 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,198 I don't know, I just don't feel too good. 528 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,356 Huh? Um, gettin' a haircut. 529 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,279 Yeah, well, after you left this morning, 530 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,637 I discovered that my hair's grown nearly six inches. 531 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,869 No, I'm not kidding. 532 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,394 I know, it's weird. 533 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,794 Listen, I'm glad you called. 534 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,998 Um, I'm gonna have to cancel our date tonight. 535 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,912 I really think I'm coming down with something. 536 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,672 No, I am not seeing somebody else. 537 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,398 Come on, Megan, what's the matter with you? 538 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,599 Okay. 539 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,079 Yeah, yeah. 540 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,594 That's all right. 541 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,796 Yep, thanks. 542 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,075 Bye-bye. 543 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,671 Ahh, ah. 544 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,555 Ahh, ahhh. 545 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,349 Oh, no, oh. 546 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,277 Hello. 547 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,112 Not so good. 548 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,520 What time is it? 549 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,232 What? 550 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,311 No, nobody else is here. 551 00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,199 Why don't you believe me. I told you I'm sick. 552 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,591 It's not an act. 553 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,553 What? 554 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,711 Oh, fine, suit yourself, don't believe me then! 555 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,436 - Happy, darling? - Yes, of course. 556 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,598 Ah, Richard, how are you? 557 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,795 Guess. 558 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,314 You look great. 559 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,471 Another successful operation. 560 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,120 What are you talking about? Look what's happening to me. 561 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,271 I know, isn't it wonderful. 562 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,271 Let me show you something. 563 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,871 You earthlings and your vanity. 564 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,236 You're so predictably easy. 565 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,277 You know, at first, it was difficult. 566 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,479 When we arrived on this planet, we were tiny, starving organisms. 567 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,916 And then we discovered that your brains 568 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,152 are the only food on which we can thrive. 569 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,314 The questions was one of access. 570 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,230 We seem to have found the answer. 571 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:09,351 In fact, we're particularly enjoying your brain. 572 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,913 We like fat. 573 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,720 Nurse, transfer Richard into implant containers. 574 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,438 Then call in the next patient. 575 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,189 Ooh. 576 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,634 It seems to me, maybe I'm going a little thin on top myself. 577 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,915 Ooh! 578 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,389 I think we have time for one more body. 579 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,357 Does anyone have anything to share? 580 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,040 No volunteers? 581 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,716 What a bunch of stiffs! 582 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,553 I want you guys to think about this while I go have a drink. 583 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,354 Ehh! 584 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,435 Ooh, I forgot about this. 585 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,834 This is weird. 586 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,632 This may make you a little tense. 587 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:03,271 It made someone a little past tense. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 588 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,198 Here's looking at you, kid. 589 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,678 Bice is hoping Matthews 590 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,195 can get something going here. 591 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,395 Here's the pitch. 592 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,840 Good hit. Go. 593 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,831 Get over that fence. 594 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,115 Yeah! 595 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,998 What's going on, Matthews? 596 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,515 All of a sudden you're knockin' the hell outta that ball. 597 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,796 Yeah, I don't know, I'm seein' it real good. 598 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,554 I don't want to make you nervous, but the Giants got their eye on you. 599 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,233 Yeah, I heard that one before. 600 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,118 Hey, they could use a good pinch hitter this year. 601 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,949 Still gonna talk to us peons when you hit the majors? 602 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,030 Yeah, right. 603 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,872 I'm not about to start counting my chickens. 604 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,394 I've been too close too many times. 605 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,800 Somethin' always happens. 606 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,030 I got a feeling this is your year. 607 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,509 Let's say we knock back a few brews and celebrate. 608 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,752 I don't think so, bud. I got someone prettier to celebrate with. 609 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,830 You better watch it. 610 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,116 It ain't natural to love your wife so much. 611 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,753 Hello. 612 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,955 Hey, darlin'. 613 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,075 How'd you do? 614 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,754 Three for four and a homerun to win it in the ninth. 615 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,400 Oh, that's great. 616 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,153 I've got some good news too. 617 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,675 - What? - Surprise. 618 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,433 - Tell me. - Unh-uh. 619 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,919 You gotta come home to find out. 620 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,516 I'll be there in a flash. Love ya. 621 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,352 I love you too. Bye. 622 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,955 Jesus Christ! 623 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,835 Ah! 624 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,876 Brent? 625 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,234 You're gonna be okay. 626 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,715 Honey, Dr. Bregman is here 627 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,916 and he needs to talk to you. 628 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,479 Are you feeling up to it? 629 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,150 Good morning, Brent. 630 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,592 Now, let me guess, Doc. 631 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:13,237 Heh, I got a concussion and-- 632 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,393 Yeah, your putting me on the three-day disabled list. 633 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,234 Brent, I'm sorry to tell you this, 634 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,278 but it's much worse than that. 635 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,398 I'm afraid you've lost your right eye. 636 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,470 But I'm a baseball player. 637 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,358 It's the eye I use... 638 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,397 to see the God damn ball. 639 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,993 Oh, Honey. 640 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,275 No! 641 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,750 Dr. Watkins, Dr. Watkins. 642 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,110 Brent. 643 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,599 This is Dr. Lang. 644 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,079 He'd like to speak with you. 645 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:14,630 What about? 646 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,637 I think maybe I can help you. 647 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:22,112 I've spent the last ten years of my life developing a method 648 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,953 to transplant an entire eye. 649 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,395 Now, it's never been done or even tried. 650 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,677 But I do think it could work. 651 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,833 Unfortunately, I'm pretty much alone in that opinion. 652 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,070 Let's say I'm skeptical. 653 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,479 I could play again? 654 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,313 Yeah, if it works. 655 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:44,515 Well, what if it doesn't? 656 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:49,395 Well, if the eye dies, we'll just have to remove it 657 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,437 and you and I are back to square one. 658 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,560 When can we do it? 659 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,710 Well, I'd prefer to do it right away. 660 01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:01,077 I-- I just received a healthy donor eye. 661 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,720 Oh, I-- I know that sounds a bit gruesome. 662 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,236 But, uh, it's an excellent match for your size. 663 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:12,840 It is a brown eye, but we can use a contact lens to match your color. 664 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,835 Talk it over with your wife 665 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,433 and we'll chat tomorrow. 666 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,711 The eye from a dead person? 667 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,432 I guess it would have to be. 668 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,431 - Uh-huh, yeah. - Oh, I'm sorry, darling. 669 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,238 I know, it's weird, isn't it? 670 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:33,676 Oh boy, you think about God's will. 671 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,956 - Is this God's will? - Well, isn't it? 672 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,194 I don't know. 673 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:43,593 Well, he gave us the ability to think and make discoveries. 674 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,638 You know what I mean. You know, science and everything. 675 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,711 If it's for the good. 676 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,679 Well, what's not good about me being able to have a career 677 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,195 and a family? 678 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,719 - Darling? - What? 679 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,477 Nothing. 680 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,949 Brent, you're right. 681 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,555 - Of course, we should try it. - Sure. 682 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,519 And if it doesn't work, babe, it just-- it doesn't work. 683 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,360 And Saul arose from the Earth. 684 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,150 And when his eyes were opened he saw no man. 685 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,072 They brought him into Damascus 686 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,278 where there was a certain disciple named Ananias. 687 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,193 And to him said the Lord in a vision, 688 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,672 "Ananias, arise and inquire in the house of Judas 689 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,592 for one cold soul. " 690 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,639 For I will show him how many things he must suffer 691 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,870 for my name's sake. 692 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:40,954 And Ananias went his way and entered into the house. 693 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,600 And laying his hands on him said, 694 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,559 "Brother Saul, the Lord Jesus, 695 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,870 who appeared to you on the road as you came, 696 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:53,113 has sent me that you may receive your sight 697 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,158 and be filled with the Holy Spirit." 698 01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,553 Immediately, there fell from his eyes something like scales. 699 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,359 And he received his sight at once. 700 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,035 And he arose and was baptized. 701 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,389 Mrs. Matthews? 702 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,234 Mrs. Matthews? 703 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,236 Yes. 704 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,233 The operation went smooth as silk. 705 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,756 Brent's in recovery and should awaken at any moment. 706 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,234 I'm putting a patch over the left eye. 707 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,159 Now, are we ready? 708 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,913 Ready. 709 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,436 Well, if everything works out all right, 710 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:57,275 your vision should only be blurry for a few days. 711 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,557 All right, now. 712 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,994 Here we go. 713 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,549 I like your hair tied back that way. 714 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:37,960 Congratulations. 715 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,073 Here's the pitch. 716 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,720 Strike one, slider down and inside. 717 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,600 Hi, I made them let me off work an hour early. 718 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,071 What's wrong, sweetie, another headache? 719 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,309 Yeah. 720 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,470 The doctor said the headaches will go away soon. 721 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,030 And tomorrow you get your blue lens and it's home sweet home. 722 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,319 You don't have to turn it off. 723 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,516 Yeah, it's just-- I can't watch it. 724 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,999 It should be me up there. 725 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,560 It will be, baby, it will be. 726 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,469 What is it? 727 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:33,674 Uh, nothin'. 728 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,234 Everything's gonna be okay. I promise. 729 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,912 The headaches should diminish little by little. 730 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:49,075 Now, it's important that you do the eye exercises I gave you. 731 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:53,040 Now, let's, uh-- let's try this to see how this lens fits. 732 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,275 - Honey, it looks great. - Yeah? 733 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,634 Yeah. 734 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,518 Well, Brent, I'm gonna send you home tomorrow. 735 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,591 Now, remember-- 736 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,830 It's going to take at least six weeks 737 01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,991 for this surgery to heal completely. 738 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,310 ls there anything he shouldn't do? 739 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,357 Oh, light exercise, fine. 740 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,680 But nothing strenuous. 741 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,433 And I want to see you in a few days, okay? 742 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:25,840 Thanks, Doc. 743 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,676 Oh, man. 744 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,990 It's great to be home. 745 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,072 Since you're in such a good mood, I think we should celebrate. 746 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,559 - Yeah. - I'll give you my surprise, hm? 747 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:03,960 Surprise? 748 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,430 - What are you up to? - You'll see. 749 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,358 - Ready? - I guess. 750 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,669 ♪ Ta-da. ♪ 751 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,200 Oh. 752 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,120 What's this? 753 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,589 It's a present, dummy. 754 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,750 For me? 755 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,314 To Dad from Mom. 756 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,718 You're gonna have a baby? 757 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,359 We're gonna have a baby. 758 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,840 Aren't you happy? 759 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,472 Oh, yeah. 760 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:45,994 You don't look very happy. 761 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:48,750 I am. 762 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,639 I am. Darlin', I think it's fantastic. 763 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,838 Brent, you're worried about the future, aren't you? 764 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,154 I don't know. 765 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,600 Maybe a little. 766 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,592 You know, whatever happens, it'll be okay. 767 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,749 Sure. 768 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,280 Aren't you gonna open it? 769 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,678 What am I doin'? 770 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,996 Okay, let's see. 771 01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:29,919 A crib? 772 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,718 I thought this was a present for me. 773 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,871 It is. You get to put it together. 774 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:37,157 I get it, I get it. 775 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,550 - Did you put your drops in? - Yeah. 776 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,880 Is the blur almost gone? 777 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:52,633 Oh, it's pretty clear. 778 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:53,869 Does your head still hurt? 779 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:55,639 Oh, it's just once in a while. 780 01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,872 I suppose I'm gonna have to get used to this new part of you. 781 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:04,160 Hey, I'm not the only one with new parts around here. 782 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,993 Ain't it somethin'? Five weeks old. 783 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:12,791 Just think, eight months from now it'll be opening day. 784 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,196 Wouldn't it be great. 785 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,795 I'd tear up the league in Spring training. 786 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,314 The majors pick me up. 787 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,153 The baby's born on opening day and I celebrate 788 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,392 by comin' off the bench in the ninth and swattin' one over the fence. 789 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,720 Wouldn't that be great? 790 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,632 It'd be great. 791 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,033 You look so pretty. 792 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,711 Oh, are we not supposed to have sex? 793 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,279 Oh, no, we can have sex. 794 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,636 I just think we should wait a little. 795 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,916 Until you heal better. 796 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,435 The doctor didn't say anything about that. 797 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:56,909 Well, maybe tomorrow, sweetie, okay? 798 01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:01,073 It's just-- I'm not feeling, well-- you know. 799 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:09,198 I love you, Brent, I'm just not in a sexy mood. 800 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,753 Would it help if I put my lens in? 801 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,150 Is that what's bothering you? 802 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,833 Maybe that's not a bad idea. 803 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,399 I'm sure I'll get used to you without it, 804 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,598 but at the moment it's... 805 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,000 I don't know. 806 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,356 It's a little strange. 807 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,478 No big deal. The kid aims to please. 808 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,549 - I'm sorry. - Oh, no. 809 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,872 - You okay? - Mm-hm. 810 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,110 - I'm really sorry. - Mmm. 811 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,157 Come, let's go to bed. 812 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,876 Oh, honey, the shutters. 813 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,951 Oh, jeez. 814 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:33,356 What's wrong? 815 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,230 Brent, what is it? 816 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,800 - A headache. - Oh, come on, baby. 817 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,234 - Oh! - Lie down. 818 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:41,993 Okay? 819 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,229 Gently, gently. 820 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:45,720 Easy. 821 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,599 - Ohh. - Is that better? 822 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,910 Yeah, I think so. 823 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,434 I think it's goin' away. 824 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,911 A little too much excitement on the first night, huh? 825 01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:00,311 Yeah, you may be right. Oh, that feels good. 826 01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,440 Let's just go to sleep, hmm? 827 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,638 - Yeah, oh, just keep doin' that. - Okay. 828 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,357 Honey, breakfast. 829 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,994 - Did you do your eye exercises? - Mm-hm. 830 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,957 Listen, I have to get to work. Are you okay? 831 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,110 - Yeah. - Okay. 832 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:04,600 If you feel like it, why don't you take a crack at putting the crib together? 833 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,195 Because I got the back yard to work on! Okay? 834 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,191 You don't have to yell. 835 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:11,274 Did I? 836 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,839 I'm sorry. 837 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,112 Our baby will hear you. 838 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,356 There's my ride. Bye. 839 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,680 - Mm. - See ya. 840 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,440 No! 841 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:20,152 Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye lands. 842 01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,117 Know ye that the Lord he is God. 843 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,514 Brent? 844 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,670 Brent? 845 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:36,034 Hey, darlin'. 846 01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:38,111 Come on up. Got something to show ya. 847 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,278 - Hi. - Hi. 848 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,473 - Hi, sweetie. - Mm. 849 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,550 You're in a good mood. 850 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,074 - Well, feelin' better, come on. - Good. 851 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,150 Oh. 852 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,480 My handyman. 853 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,119 Yeah, it's pretty nifty, huh? 854 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,874 What about the sides? 855 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,758 I was about to do that. 856 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,640 There. 857 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,799 There. 858 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,912 Jesus Christ! 859 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,199 You took your diapers off again. 860 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,635 Look at this mess. 861 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,030 You make everything so hard for me, you-- 862 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,957 What is it, what's wrong? 863 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,112 Oh, oh, Brent, honey, what's the matter? 864 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,474 Oh, my God! 865 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,790 Well, can't he be reached at home? 866 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,440 I don't care where he is, I just need to talk to him. 867 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,552 No, no, no, it's my husband. 868 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,996 Well, I don't know, it's an emergency. 869 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,833 Uh, he's not dying, if that's what you mean. 870 01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,558 Hey, I'm feelin' a little better. 871 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,358 Oh, hold on a moment, please. 872 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:05,352 Oh, I don't know, you look so-- 873 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,192 I mean, I really think you should see someone. 874 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,112 Oh, no, I really am feelin' better. 875 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,316 Just tell 'em I'll call him tomorrow. 876 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,960 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm. 877 01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:15,599 Hello? 878 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,991 No, no, don't bother, we'll call him in the morning. 879 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,229 Thank you. 880 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:25,358 Mm, I'm feeling much better. 881 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,829 Do you know what would make me feel better still? 882 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,718 - Brent. - What? 883 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:43,150 Look what you did, you bit me. I'm bleeding. 884 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:45,635 Ohh--. 885 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:51,873 I see things. 886 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,394 What things? 887 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,357 Just, leave me alone. 888 01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:56,839 Leave me alone! 889 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,394 He gnashes upon me with his eye. 890 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:10,030 Mine enemy sharpened his eyes upon me. 891 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:13,351 They have gaped upon me with his mouth. 892 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,239 They have gathered themselves together against me. 893 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:20,234 God hath delivered me to the ungodly 894 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:23,756 and turned me over into the hands of the wicked. 895 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,990 He hath also taken me by my neck 896 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:31,029 and shaken me to pieces and set me up for his mark. 897 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:34,476 His archers compass me roundabout. 898 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:38,599 He cleaveth my reins asunder and doth not spare. 899 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:42,071 He poureth out my gall upon the ground. 900 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:45,471 He breaketh me with breach upon breach. 901 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:48,154 He runneth upon me like a giant. 902 01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:51,039 I have sewed sackcloth upon my skin 903 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,794 and defiled my horn in the dust. 904 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,030 My face is foul with weeping 905 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,033 and on my eyelids is the shadow of death. 906 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,872 Therefore rejoice... 907 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,711 The sky were darkened by the smoke from the abyss. 908 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,710 I told you to leave me alone! 909 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:18,634 Why can't you do what I ask you to do? 910 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,511 Please, Brent, go see the doctor. 911 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,399 Yes, will he help? Will he help me? 912 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,835 Will the doctor help me? 913 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,035 I'll drive you. 914 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,077 No, the keys. 915 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,514 Where are the keys? 916 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,557 Downstairs on the table. 917 01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:54,959 What have you done to me? 918 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:58,749 Oh, uh, Brent, aren't I supposed to see you this afternoon? 919 01:22:58,760 --> 01:22:59,910 What have you done to me? 920 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:02,552 I don't know what you're talking about. 921 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,119 What's happenin' to me? 922 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,680 Are you outta your mind? Calm down. 923 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,320 This eye, this eye! 924 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:12,438 Where in the hell did this eye come from? 925 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,992 Wh-- wh-- wh-- what does it matter? 926 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,150 Tell me! 927 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:20,632 Well, it, uh, from a man-- a man who died. 928 01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:21,790 How did he die? 929 01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:26,231 He-- he was executed. He died in the gas chamber. 930 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,953 Well, who was he? 931 01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,360 Tell me! 932 01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:33,955 Uh, Randall-- John Randall. 933 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,911 Here we are-- John Randall. 934 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,799 Just move this and it scans the entire text. 935 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,553 Let me know if you need anymore help. 936 01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:15,197 Apparently, Randall had attempted 937 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:19,160 to get rid of the bodies in his kitchen garbage disposal. 938 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:25,356 Ultimately, the dismembered remains of seven young women 939 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:28,990 were discovered in shallow graves. 940 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,596 All the victims had died as a result of stab wounds 941 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:35,479 administered by a pair of garden shears. 942 01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:41,671 Each of the women had been sexually molested 943 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,633 after death. 944 01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:51,116 Subsequent investigation into Randall's past 945 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,750 uncovered a childhood marked by physical abuse 946 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:59,357 at the hands of an... alcoholic mother. 947 01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:01,351 Police were struck by the fact that 948 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:05,115 Randall's mother, like all the victims, had blonde hair. 949 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:09,120 In conversations with police, 950 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:11,589 Randall referred to himself as... 951 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:15,438 the Devil. 952 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:29,989 Brent? 953 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,557 Brent? 954 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,114 I'm out here. 955 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:44,479 What did the doctor say? 956 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,870 Oh, nothin' to worry about. 957 01:25:57,240 --> 01:26:01,029 Could you please stop diggin'. I need to talk to you. 958 01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:02,915 I can't. 959 01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:06,233 I have to finish diggin' your grave. 960 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,917 Whore! 961 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,429 What are you doing? No, get off me! 962 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:25,197 Get off me! 963 01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:29,194 This is the John Randall, dear. 964 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:30,793 He chose them by their hair! 965 01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:37,998 John Randall. John Randall. 966 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,789 John Randall, John Randall, John Randall, John Randall! 967 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:45,111 Randall, Randall, John Randall. 968 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,589 He cut 'em up, you see? 969 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,430 John woulda liked you. 970 01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:52,397 I have his eye, you know. 971 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,551 I see what John Randall saw. 972 01:26:55,800 --> 01:27:00,556 And it's so damn satisfying. 973 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:04,520 Brent, the bible, look at the bible. 974 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,716 He makes 'em soft. 975 01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:10,680 They're hair is soft, but it- They're whores! 976 01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:14,271 So, we have to make 'em soft. 977 01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:16,271 And then we can have 'em. 978 01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:19,273 But then they get cold and, uh-- 979 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:23,718 Oh, John, he doesn't like that. 980 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:26,315 Grind 'em up. That's what we do. 981 01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:28,755 But they're too big. 982 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:30,877 Big and ugly. 983 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,200 And so we dig. 984 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,874 Put 'em in the ground and make 'em quiet. 985 01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:39,079 Oh, John, he knew what was good. 986 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:42,152 Brent, the bible, look at the bible. 987 01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:44,319 What is in the bible? 988 01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:47,870 - John Randall's in the bible. - John Randall's not in the bible! 989 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,792 That Brent, Brent's in the bible! 990 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,279 That's right, Brent's in the bible. 991 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,915 No, I-- I-- I mean that-- 992 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:58,231 That's right, you said Brent's in the bible. 993 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,679 No, that's not what I mean. 994 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:04,116 Yes, look, it says it in the bible. 995 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,709 From Cathy to Brent, our faith in thee. 996 01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:13,151 Shut up! Whore! 997 01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:15,311 No. 998 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,880 To Brent from Cathy, 999 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,316 may we always walk together with God. 1000 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:20,838 ♪ I got my eye on you baby ♪ 1001 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:22,877 ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ 1002 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,998 Oh, sorry, I couldn't resist. 1003 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,479 So, what do you think? 1004 01:29:27,480 --> 01:29:30,313 Myself, I love stories about our national pastime-- 1005 01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:32,152 violent death. 1006 01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:35,840 Ooh. 1007 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,831 What I don't understand is, 1008 01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:40,639 why was he so upset about losing his eye? 1009 01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,677 You could have become an umpire. 1010 01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,391 Uh-oh, better get movin'. 1011 01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,034 oh! 1012 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,430 Oohoo, it's freezin' in here. 1013 01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:05,794 Mighty-night. 1014 01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,915 Oh, man it looks like we got our work cut out for us tonight. 1015 01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:13,513 Man, you ain't lyin'. 1016 01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:14,715 Might as well get started. 1017 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,674 Another John Doe, huh? 1018 01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,434 Ooh, severe, uh, trauma to the abdomen, I'd say. 1019 01:30:27,440 --> 01:30:29,113 Really, what's your first clue? 1020 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:31,555 Here, give me that saw. 1021 01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:43,871 Ooh, hey, I'm gonna get some coffee, man. 1022 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:45,871 - Hey, get me some too, buddy. - You bet. 1023 01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:57,354 You know, these guys crack me up. 1024 01:30:57,360 --> 01:31:00,000 You gotta love 'em. Oop, gotta run. 1025 01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,189 That's not good. 1026 01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:17,630 Well, look at your liver, buddy. 1027 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:20,519 What the hell you been drinkin', formaldehyde? 1028 01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:21,476 How's it coming? 1029 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,280 Give me the head saw.