1 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,470 Ooh-hoo! 2 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,990 Everyone say, "Blondes have more fun." 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,350 Blondes have more fun. 4 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,395 Hey, watch it, assface! 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,478 LAPD! Stop! Police! 6 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,511 I didn't do it! 7 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,471 Take it! 8 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,670 I don't want it. Take it. 9 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,155 LAPD! Stop! 10 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,996 Fan out. Fan out. Give him the tear gas from both sides. 11 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,437 That was Tony Jarrett talking. 12 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,235 I-I look forward to it. 13 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,880 Okay, bye. 14 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,550 Honey. Great news. 15 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,637 Hey, young lady, respect the remote. 16 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,633 Trust me. You're gonna want to hear this. 17 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,433 A spot just opened up... 18 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,075 at Kellogg. 19 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,356 Okay, I hear the excitement in your tone, 20 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,633 and then I'm just totally lost. 21 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,633 Honey, Kellogg Preschool. 22 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,080 I put Harper on the wait-list 23 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,191 before she was even born. 24 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,632 So, we have an interview. 25 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,640 - An interview? - Mm-hmm. 26 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,069 For preschool? 27 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,272 Okay, before you say no... 28 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,071 ...look at this. 29 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,077 At Kellogg, 30 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,591 our state of the art play space and hands-on curriculum 31 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,916 bring learning to life. 32 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:17,872 From our organic farm to our petting zoo... 33 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:18,917 Piglets? 34 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,191 You're damn right it's piglets. 35 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,277 Wow. 36 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,354 And, honey, they have a robotics lab 37 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,711 and a music room designed by Missy Elliott. 38 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,554 This-this school is heaven. 39 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,989 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 40 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,759 - I'm listening to the lady. - Okay. 41 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,959 Eight out of ten graduates move on to the Ivy League. 42 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,119 Your child's future awaits. 43 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,033 Are you a Kellogg family? 44 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,954 You're damn skippy we are. 45 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,389 Yeah, but listen. 46 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,799 I love that you're excited, 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,993 but you should know that they have some strict rules. 48 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,111 Hey, it's okay. 49 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,277 Whatever it is, Harper can handle it. Look at her. 50 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,753 Yeah, well, the rules are for you and me. 51 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,317 So they don't allow television in the home. 52 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,949 No pop culture. 53 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,271 You know what. I will set that TV on fire 54 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,994 if it means she gets in there. 55 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,759 That makes me very happy, honey. 56 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,600 Okay, so Dr. Weir 57 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,076 will be here tomorrow night. 58 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:11,952 Okay. 59 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,836 So we have 24 hours to make ourselves a Kellogg family. 60 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:16,996 Oh, no, no, no, no. 61 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,760 Roger, you-you cannot go overboard, okay? 62 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,837 Like you did the last time. 63 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,509 All we need to do is be ourselves. 64 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,114 And risk her not getting in? 65 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,197 Baby. 66 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,834 Do you know what happens to children 67 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,599 that do not go to preschool? 68 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,957 Yeah, uh, I'll do the, uh, 69 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,197 porkchops with no leeks or mushrooms. 70 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,511 Oh, and can I get that seared and not charred? 71 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,597 Why don't you just eat the porkchop 72 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,154 the way it's intended to be eaten? 73 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,358 Excuse me? 74 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,520 I'm just saying, someone put a lot of work into the porkchop. 75 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,154 You know, if you want to eat a crappy one, 76 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,237 go home and make it yourself. 77 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,439 Let's get out of here. We don't need this. 78 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,120 Sir, sir. 79 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:01,837 What? 80 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,236 I'm doing you a favor. 81 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,793 Martin, get over here! 82 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,078 Oh. 83 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,760 What the hell are you doing? 84 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,431 I'm eating. 85 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:21,957 Martin. 86 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,831 I appreciate you coming in to support me, I do. 87 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,394 But you've been here three nights in a row. 88 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,556 Don't you have anywhere better to be? 89 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,517 Nope. 90 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,954 Okay, let me rephrase. Before I moved here, 91 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,435 how did you fill your time? 92 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,276 Booze. 93 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,597 Wow, that's depressing. 94 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,439 Okay. 95 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,912 I guess I'll just make you plans. 96 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,033 I haven't seen much of L.A. We can explore it together. 97 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,716 I have explored Los Angeles, and this here is the gem. 98 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,195 - Yeah, not an option. - Yeah. 99 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,717 But I have been wanting 100 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,833 to go on those cheesy celebrity bus tours. 101 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,398 I'm gonna have to give a firm no, uh, on that one. 102 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,910 Um, besides, you need me here running defense, all right? 103 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,999 There was a guy who ordered a steak w-well done, 104 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,879 and then said, "I need steak sauce to go on top of it." 105 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,793 Oh, my God, just stop talking. 106 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,630 Uh, wow. 107 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,789 Was that as wonderful 108 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,157 as your face suggests? 109 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:22,991 Um... 110 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,755 It was excellent execution. 111 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,794 It just took me by surprise. 112 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,598 Well, you have one day to get rid of that look. 113 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,633 We're going out, tomorrow night. 114 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,718 Griffith Observatory. It's a date. 115 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,112 Okay. 116 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,198 Yeah, I'm gonna get you a box for your steak. 117 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,430 You got to go. 118 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,191 Okay. 119 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,477 If we want in, we need an edge. 120 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,433 So I'm thinking, tonight, for our interview, 121 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,597 I'm gonna put Harper in a pair of little glasses. 122 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,833 Sort of a baby Hidden Figures kind of vibe. 123 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,639 Better she learns young, Rog... 124 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,354 life always lets you down. 125 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,672 You know what? That's dark, even for you. 126 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,718 Now what crawled up your butt? 127 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,118 Uh... nothing. 128 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,597 Look, if I'm gonna be stuck with grumpy Riggs all day, 129 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,274 I should at least know why. 130 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,720 Molly kissed me. 131 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:14,671 Okay? 132 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,394 You kissed your best friend's girlfriend? 133 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,994 Hey, I'm the victim here. 134 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,153 You sure you didn't lead her on? 135 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,153 Twitch that little 'stache in her direction? 136 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,796 Please stop talking. 137 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,517 What's the matter with him? 138 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:26,830 Kissed his friend. 139 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,238 Ah, the precarious line between friend and lover. 140 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,153 That's why Bailey and I haven't given it a shot. 141 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,191 Yeah, that's why. 142 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,198 I'm sure there's a dead body we can talk about. 143 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,277 Oh, you want to get in here, 144 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,311 take a look? 145 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,469 Suit yourself. It's nice and cozy, though. 146 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,353 Victim is a white male. 147 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,353 No I.D. Bullet to the head. 148 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,111 Dragged here in a rug and unceremoniously dumped. 149 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,034 Got your drag marks right here. 150 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,318 Y-You want to follow them? Or you think they'll just... 151 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,314 let us down? 152 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,911 Uh, hey, guys, maybe don't tell Bailey I was in this Dumpster. 153 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,394 Do you recognize this man? 154 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,514 Sorry, sugar. Don't. 155 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,515 Recognize the rug, though. 156 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,154 Tacky stays with you. 157 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,036 You happen to know its owner? 158 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,596 He's in 4B. 159 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,711 Tom Meanny. 160 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,719 Between us, it was only a matter of time. 161 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,037 Before what? 162 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,435 Before he snapped. 163 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,996 Always been a few cigarettes short of a pack, that one. 164 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,596 Real nutjob. 165 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:24,757 Thanks a lot. 166 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,440 Nutjob is right. 167 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,874 What is all this stuff? 168 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,029 "FAA is curbing the population using chemtrails." 169 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,237 "Fluoride used in mind control"? 170 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,151 I did not know that. 171 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,477 Yeah, that's because it's not true. 172 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,035 He's a conspiracy theorist. 173 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,076 - The guy's insane. - Is he, Rog? 174 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,392 Or is that what the fluoride wants you to think? 175 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,191 Hm, twisting things around. 176 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,312 Seeing disaster around every corner. 177 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,273 Hey, remind you of anyone? 178 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,439 I am just impressed with this guy's organization skills. 179 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,399 I mean, you can see everything... 180 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:21,551 Riggs... 181 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,955 she chose to share her lips with your face. 182 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,717 Whatever happens next, will happen. 183 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,957 Everything I touch blows up. 184 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,560 With that attitude, it just might. 185 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,596 Hey, Rog. 186 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:37,591 I think this thing's gonna blow. 187 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,598 It may not be the best date ever, but... 188 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,035 No, the laptop. 189 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,190 You see? Not everything you touch... 190 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,437 Yeah. 191 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,113 Maybe it's just best if you stay single. 192 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:05,677 Yeah. 193 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,238 Uh... 194 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,191 if you're here for our appointment, 195 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,880 you're two days early. 196 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,550 I need a psych profile on a suspect. 197 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,478 Thought you might want to do some 198 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,796 actual police work for a change. 199 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,395 So the guys a loner, 200 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,239 uh, emotionally unstable, 201 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,113 has an affinity for, uh, explosives. 202 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,356 Well, I think I found him. 203 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,510 And he's dragging soot 204 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,274 all over my carpet. 205 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,518 Oh, no, that was, that was there before. 206 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,160 Look, stay focused, Doc. 207 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,678 "Delusions." "Erratic behavior." 208 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,553 It could be paranoid schizophrenia. 209 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,911 But I would have to see him to give a proper diagnosis. 210 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,477 Was there something else? 211 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,591 I'm good. 212 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:01,957 It's just that... 213 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,112 Like, I've been on this happy little island, you know, 214 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,037 for, like, a while, 215 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,232 and-and things have been going great with Molly and I. 216 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,351 You know? We've been hanging out, 217 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,313 things are good, it's easy, I like her kid. 218 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,037 And then she kissed me. 219 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,310 You know, now it's ruined everything. 220 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,358 It's not ruined, Riggs. Your relationship is evolving. 221 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,789 You don't understand. 222 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,792 Molly's the only aspect of my childhood 223 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,878 that's not a complete disaster. 224 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,591 And the Jake, you know, 225 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,392 there's the Jake thing on top... 226 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,756 Wait. You're hosing me down. 227 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,111 Are you concerned about Molly or Jake? I'm confused. 228 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,835 It... Both, you know, Doc. It's a little bit of a stew. 229 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:34,678 You know? 230 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,836 Riggs. 231 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,390 If you are looking to me 232 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,478 to tell you that this is a complete disaster, 233 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,637 you're gonna have to look somewhere else 'cause... 234 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,200 I don't think it is. 235 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,118 Think on it. 236 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,630 Mull it over. 237 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,869 Because it's a disaster. 238 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,430 Oh, um, sorry about the carpet. 239 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,476 Bad news. 240 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,197 Tom Meanny, the name our suspect gave the landlady, 241 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,710 it's an anagram for "Not My Name." 242 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,991 Hm. Good. Clever and crazy. 243 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,395 She's with the sketch artist now, 244 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,677 but we did get a hit on the victim's prints. 245 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,112 Larry Hodson. Couple of BandEs. Burglaries. 246 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,716 I'm thinking Hodson breaks in. Tom shoots him. 247 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,831 Good theory. 248 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,516 Better than the Illuminati raising gas prices, 249 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,633 and the moon landing being staged in Burbank. 250 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,399 That's ridiculous. 251 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,272 It was Encino. 252 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,550 Why not Disneyland? 253 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,476 Because it was Encino. 254 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,750 They built a soundstage and everything. 255 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,956 Wait a minute, you really believe 256 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,038 that the moon landing was fake? 257 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,157 I suppose you believe 258 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,159 that Stevie Wonder is not blind. 259 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,310 He goes to Lakers games. 260 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,796 He goes where the Seeing Eye dog takes him. 261 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,229 What choice does he have? 262 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,554 I think you made your ponytail too tight. 263 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,956 Looks like our guy is following this woman. 264 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,757 Think she knows him? 265 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,437 Maybe. 266 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,960 But he's already killed once. 267 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:00,991 Run those plates. 268 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,469 We got to find her before he does. 269 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,750 Mrs. Canter. 270 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,515 I'm Detective Murtaugh. 271 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,359 Are you gonna tell me what's going on here? 272 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,829 Do you know who this man is? 273 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,870 That's Daddy. 274 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,840 What happened? Is he okay? 275 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,552 Bailey, 276 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,631 could you take this young lady 277 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,990 to get some snacks? 278 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,231 It's okay. 279 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,999 I know what's going on with my dad. 280 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,077 Is that so? 281 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,919 Yeah. But it's a secret. 282 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,474 My daddy's a superhero. 283 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,400 He's catching bad guys. 284 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,796 When he's done saving the world, he'll come home. 285 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,232 Hey. 286 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,795 - Do you like Cheese Puffs? - Yeah. 287 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,719 Come on. I have a whole bag with your name on it. 288 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,912 - Really? Yes. - Yes. 289 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,517 We need to talk. 290 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,870 No, you're wrong. 291 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,436 Jonah's not like that. 292 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,074 He's not violent. He... 293 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,033 He is a wonderful father, 294 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,310 and a loving husband. 295 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,749 You two don't live together. 296 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,394 Not when he's having an episode. 297 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,319 He doesn't want to upset Kate. 298 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,240 He has episodes? 299 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,316 He's schizophrenic. 300 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:22,317 We met at MIT, and in 15 years, he's never hurt a soul. 301 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,790 He's brilliant. 302 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,072 His mind, it makes connections no one else can. 303 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,596 That's what makes him such a remarkable engineer. 304 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,358 But when he goes off his meds, 305 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,920 those connections, they turn into delusions. 306 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,474 The conspiracy theories. 307 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,157 So how long has it been since you saw him last? 308 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,472 About a month. 309 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,909 And you don't have any idea where he is? 310 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,996 Sorry. I don't. 311 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,237 Ms. Canter. 312 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,154 If his condition is as bad as you say it is, 313 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,276 it's for his own safety, as well as anyone else's. 314 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,351 Try Plummer Park. 315 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,320 He likes to play chess. 316 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,079 Says it calms his mind. 317 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,513 When we get there, let me do the talking. 318 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,236 Spend enough time with crazy, you pick up a few things. 319 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,033 I don't think I like what you're implying, Rog. 320 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,755 Hey, if the straitjacket fits, you know? 321 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,110 They're not here for you. 322 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,676 No one is after you. 323 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,791 Jonah? 324 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,716 What? 325 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,036 I said his name. 326 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:41,957 It's your tone. 327 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,470 All right. Go. 328 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,994 I just want to talk, Jonah. 329 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,634 H-How do you know my name? 330 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,115 - Who are you? - FBI? NSA? 331 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,433 No, no, no. Uh, just a cop. 332 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,519 See? I got a little shiny badge and everything. 333 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,717 Stay back! 334 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,352 Hey, I hear you've got a daughter. 335 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,557 Right? 336 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,556 She can't wait for you to come home. 337 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,752 No, my family deserves better. They deserve... 338 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,032 a normal life. 339 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,151 I can't give 'em that. 340 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,833 I just want to make it go away. 341 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,278 Hey, I-I understand, right? 342 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,470 I mean, my friend kissed me. 343 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,075 Not-not the fella I showed up with. 344 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,590 No, no. I mean, he told me he loved me, which is a whole nother story. 345 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,757 A girl, you know? And it's like you said. 346 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,755 Right? She deserves normal, which I'm never gonna be that. 347 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,639 You know? And you want to know the big problem, Jonah? 348 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,916 You know the main problem? 349 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,600 I've agreed to go on a date with this woman. 350 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,072 Right? So if I cancel, I hurt her now. 351 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,999 If I don't cancel, I hurt her later. 352 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,000 And I don't know what to do. 353 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,630 Well, how 'bout this? 354 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,111 Let's leave it to fate. 355 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,717 Okay? 356 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,070 Point that at me. 357 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,396 Point the weapon at me. 358 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,752 Come on. 359 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,910 There you go. 360 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:13,957 Now, 361 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,115 you're gonna shoot me. 362 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,591 Okay? 363 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,316 And if I die, 364 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,840 I don't have to go on the date. 365 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,475 Okay, you ready? 366 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,630 You want me to shoot you? 367 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:28,672 Well, yeah. 368 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,195 You know, I mean, I can't think of a better excuse. 369 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,595 Right? And you'll be doing me a favor, so... 370 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,910 Go. Before I change my mind. Aah! 371 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,793 Huh. Thanks, Rog. 372 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,390 Now I got to go on the date. 373 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,470 Why are you holding me? I-I told you, I didn't kill anyone. 374 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,717 Well, you had a gun. And you tried to blow me up. 375 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,311 No. I installed a combustible thermite chip in my hard drive 376 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,319 to-to control my data, not-not hurt anyone. 377 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,911 What about the dead guy you burrito'd in your rug? 378 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,236 He was in my rug? 379 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,110 Of course. 380 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,715 How did I not see it? 381 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,755 I'm being framed. 382 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,678 Oh. 383 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,312 And-and why would someone want to frame you, Jonah? 384 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,476 To keep me quiet. 385 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,791 Something going on. 386 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,036 Something big. 387 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,230 Right here in L.A. 388 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,272 I found out, and now he wants me out of the picture. 389 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,230 Who does? 390 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,397 Elvis. 391 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,238 Elvis? 392 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,755 Presley. The King. 393 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,713 "Blue Suede Shoes," "Hound Dog," "Jailhouse..." 394 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,832 No, no, I'm-I'm familiar with his work. 395 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,870 You realize he's dead. 396 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,554 That's what he wants you to think! 397 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,479 But he's alive, and he's controlling traffic 398 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,636 all over Hollywood. 399 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,760 Traffic? Really? 400 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,360 He's not doing a very good job. 401 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,596 Elvis died 402 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,316 August 16, 1977. 403 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,116 Eight plus 16 plus 77 is 101. 404 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,039 Picking up on new conspiracies? 405 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,560 Trying to solve a murder. 406 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,518 Too late. 407 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,949 Already got the guy. 408 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,951 Yeah, but we don't even have hard evidence that Jonah did it. 409 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,949 Besides the dead body and the gun in his apartment? 410 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,870 Why would he choose Jonah's place to rob? 411 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,800 And a.38-caliber bullet is not exactly rare. 412 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,197 And he did say Elvis was framing him. 413 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,636 You're losing it, Bailey. 414 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,996 Conspiracies start from reality. 415 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,192 I thought they started in Encino. 416 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,675 You know what, it's not funny. 417 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:33,996 - You want to know why? - I don't want to hear it. 418 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,236 Yeah, 'cause Elvis is still alive. 419 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,351 I don't want to hear I don't want to hear. 420 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:37,997 I think I'm losing my mind. 421 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,396 There's a lot of that going on around here. 422 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,950 When I ran the victim's prints, 423 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,276 what'd I say his name was? 424 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,231 Larry Hodson. Why? 425 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,874 Right. I just looked 'em up again, 426 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,594 and now it says David Lightman. 427 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,395 Something's going on. 428 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,914 Okay, don't get all conspiratorial. 429 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,679 Maybe somebody just mistyped... 430 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:01,991 What did you just do? 431 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,230 I didn't touch it. 432 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,115 We're being hacked. 433 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,750 They must want us to go there. 434 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,357 Maybe they have hard evidence. 435 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,277 Don't gloat, Bailey. 436 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,472 One hack a conspiracy does not make. 437 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,151 Elvis is dead, and the moon landing was real. 438 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,479 Okay, keep your guard up. 439 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,000 We don't know what we're looking for. 440 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,471 Huh. 441 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,430 What is that? 442 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,595 Thank you for coming, Detectives. 443 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,472 It can talk. 444 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,354 We possess sensitive information. 445 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,040 Are you ready to receive? 446 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,833 Inform us 447 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,440 of your information! 448 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,919 We are ready to receive! 449 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,394 Why are you talking like that? 450 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,357 I can't help it. 451 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,431 The thing makes me nervous. 452 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,272 What do you mean it's making you nervous? 453 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,630 Now you're making me nervous. 454 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,354 Well, we both can't be nervous. 455 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,474 Not like you have to kiss the thing. 456 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,070 Oh, really? You're gonna bring that up in a moment like this? 457 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,430 - I'm just saying. - Hello? 458 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,030 Detectives? Are you done? 459 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,433 Yeah, we're done. 460 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,634 Did you have to blow that up, too? 461 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,877 - It had information. - It's all right. 462 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,113 It's running off a short-range transmitter. 463 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,920 Whoever's operating this thing's nearby. 464 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,236 Go that way. 465 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,270 Get out of the van! 466 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,990 Isn't this nice? 467 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,873 Look at this. We're all talking face-to-face. 468 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:55,718 You know, they don't do that anymore. 469 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,558 It's sad. 470 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,274 - It is sad. - Such a wonderful way 471 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,158 to communicate. 472 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,880 - It is. - Don't shoot. We're on your side. 473 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,150 Larry was our friend. 474 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,834 Then why did you hack us? 475 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,838 We needed to make contact without implicating ourselves. 476 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:06,951 What about a letter? 477 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:07,951 Or a telegram. 478 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,077 Or Bat-Signal. 479 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,714 Ooh, a Bat-Signal's good. 480 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,320 I was gonna say a courier pigeon. 481 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,273 - I like that. - We had to tell you. 482 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,911 Jonah Canter, he's a monster. 483 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,317 A few months ago, we sold him hacking software. 484 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,716 - But we left a Trojan horse. - Helps us track our clients, 485 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,111 make sure they don't use our software for anything dangerous. 486 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,356 What was Jonah using it for? 487 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,029 Jonah was researching megaton bombs. 488 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,153 What he did to Larry, that's just the beginning. 489 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,432 Your doctor's gonna meet us at the hospital. 490 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,472 For now, we're gonna give you a sedative. Is that okay? 491 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,030 You have nothing to worry about. 492 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,033 Be right behind you the whole time. 493 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,631 Jonah! 494 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,515 Riggs. What are you doing? 495 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,514 I thought Homeland Security was taking over the case. 496 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,757 And then what? 497 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,757 They're looking for a terrorist. 498 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,632 And you're not? 499 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,355 Look, maybe Jonah killed that guy, maybe he didn't. 500 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,234 All right, either way, he's sick. 501 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,069 And he's got a wife and daughter 502 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,714 that would like to see him come home. 503 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,280 I'd like to make that happen. 504 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:03,997 You and me both. 505 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,560 Do you want a hand? 506 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:08,918 Please. 507 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,393 Here you go. 508 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,873 Oh, good, you're not dead. 509 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,713 Now I can kill you myself. 510 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,437 Molly? 511 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:20,832 Oh, crap. 512 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:21,797 Molly. 513 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,269 Um, I was, I was supposed to call you. 514 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,119 Yeah, no, but you didn't, Martin, 515 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:25,958 which is weird 516 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,480 considering you're in a building 517 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,319 with a hotline. 518 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,199 Listen, believe me, I was gonna call you. 519 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,039 And I was about to not kick your ass, but here we are. 520 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,993 I mean, I even made a list, right? I just... 521 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,156 I'm-I'm sorry. You made a list? 522 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,999 Yeah, of all the reasons that we shouldn't be dating. 523 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:38,951 You know? 524 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,750 Uh, I'm Molly, 525 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,633 - by the way. - Maureen. 526 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,672 Oh, it's my, uh, my shrink. 527 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,155 Mm-hmm. Poor you. 528 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,915 Where's that list? 529 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,999 Well, when you find it, let me know. 530 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,833 For now I'll just take my 12 bucks. 531 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,390 - What? - For parking. 532 00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,670 I take cash. 533 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,194 And I'm keeping the change. 534 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,396 Shut up. 535 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,996 What? 536 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,636 I like her. 537 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,156 - Hi. - Hello. 538 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,790 Come on in. Wow, uh... 539 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,754 Dr. Weir, it is, uh... a pleasure 540 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,632 to have you in our home. 541 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,071 Oh, it's my pleasure. These home visits 542 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,631 - really let me ground myself in a child's experience. - Oh. 543 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,712 Well, my child is somewhere 544 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,479 around here, so... 545 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,394 Here she is. 546 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,280 This is Roger and our daughter Harper. 547 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,880 Good evening. 548 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:55,991 Good evening. 549 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,400 Shall we sojourn 550 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,359 into the dining area? 551 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,956 That sounds lovely. Thank you. 552 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,032 Roger, what are you doing? 553 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,879 Don't worry. I got this. 554 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,719 So, to begin, 555 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,560 how would you describe your goals for Harper? 556 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,594 Well, we want her to be happy and kind - Mm-hmm. 557 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,599 and curious about the world. 558 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,190 Oh, my wife is so modest. 559 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,199 Harper is already those things, huh? 560 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,154 Why, just the other day she said, 561 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,194 "Daddy, where do rainbows come from?" 562 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,477 My. 563 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,235 Well, for a toddler her expressive vocabulary 564 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,635 - is extraordinary. - Yes. 565 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,718 - And-and that was just in English. - Oh. 566 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,798 She's working on her Mandarin. 567 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,070 - Well, she's very independent. - Yes, she is. 568 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,680 Are you following any method 569 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,155 in particular? 570 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,309 Ye-Yes. 571 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,000 The, uh, Riggs Method. 572 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,633 Oh. Well, I'm not familiar. 573 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,400 It's new. It's very unorthodox. 574 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,831 Uh, very few boundaries, 575 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,911 and-and... 576 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,111 no bathing. 577 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,274 - But mostly - Ow. 578 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,517 we want Harper to feel comfortable 579 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,911 in her own skin. 580 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,474 Yes. 581 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,518 Yes. 582 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,956 Fostering a sense of self. 583 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,196 That's precisely why 584 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,960 Kellogg restricts access to popular culture. 585 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,311 - TV, Mama? - Oh... 586 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,390 Is that a... 587 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,395 a television remote? 588 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,080 I don't know. 589 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,280 She makes so many things out of clay a-and plastics. 590 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,320 - She's a little genius. - Baby. 591 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,432 She has a laboratory up in her bedroom. 592 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,389 Gluten-free macaroon? 593 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,437 Riggs? 594 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,630 I'm serious, Maureen. 595 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,030 I don't want to talk about it right now. 596 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,310 Okay, well, then you don't want 597 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,193 to talk about the fact that all of Jonah's notes 598 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,993 are written on place mats. 599 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,076 From the same diner. 600 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,232 Floyd's. 601 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,831 You hungry? 602 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,471 What can I get you? 603 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,354 Actually... 604 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,955 need you to look at a photo. 605 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,511 You ever seen this guy? 606 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,200 Oh, yeah. You just missed him. 607 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,119 He was here maybe a minute ago. 608 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,400 I was just about to bus his table. 609 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,920 Hey, get out of the way! 610 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,629 Riggs, I think it's a detonator. 611 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,355 Jonah, what do you have there? 612 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,760 Hey, why don't you just put that down? 613 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,758 No. I'm gonna... I'm gonna prove... I'm gonna prove 614 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,916 I'm not crazy. 615 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,831 Watch. 616 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,397 I knew it! 617 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,796 I told you, it does control traffic! 618 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,832 The lights, they all turned green. 619 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,030 I don't know. 620 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,634 Maybe he's not crazy, after all. 621 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,480 Let's go. We got-we got to stop Elvis! 622 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,034 Okay, maybe just a little bit. 623 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,955 You're like a new man, Jonah. 624 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,632 Little sleep 625 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,439 and a lot of medication. 626 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,953 Sounds like my kind of night. 627 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,439 Lot of people been looking for you. 628 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,797 Some crazy theories on what you've been up to. 629 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:31,830 I bet. The truth will sound even crazier. 630 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,315 Well, you're in luck. 631 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,755 I speak crazy. 632 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,076 Okay. 633 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,433 Elvis is controlling traffic. 634 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,470 So you're gonna stick to that story. 635 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,194 Not the Elvis. An Elvis. 636 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,437 Those guys who pose for photos 637 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,478 - on Hollywood Boulevard. - Come on, Jonah. 638 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,909 Hasn't anyone ever told you? 639 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,480 Can't trust a man in white leather pants. 640 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,832 Look, I saw these guys dressed as Elvis 641 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,833 c-climbing up a utility pole, 642 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,958 installing these trigger switches, 643 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,072 the one that you saw change the light. 644 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,915 So, I-I posted a video about it, and as soon as I did, 645 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,555 those Elvises started following me everywhere. 646 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:08,957 I-I think one of them 647 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,799 came to my apartment to try to kill me. 648 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,511 Okay. 649 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,837 Let me just make sure I'm following. 650 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,511 So, Larry was accidentally killed 651 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,236 because the Elvises thought that he was you? 652 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,551 That's my theory. 653 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,110 Over some stoplights. 654 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,800 Not the lights. The traffic. 655 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,593 Think about it. I mean, thousands of people 656 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,076 trapped in a tourist destination? 657 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,119 And no way out? 658 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,477 So you weren't planning an attack. 659 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,875 You were trying to prevent one. 660 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,073 You saw this work. 661 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,069 You know it isn't all in my head. 662 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,313 It's gonna be tough getting everyone on board. 663 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,430 I know I don't always see clearly. 664 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,000 I-I've made mistakes. 665 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,033 But this is my chance to make it right. 666 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,074 You got to believe me. 667 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,953 Hey. How's the love of my life? 668 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,594 She's been better, Roger. 669 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,518 Harper was rejected from Kellogg. 670 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,235 Damn it. I knew I should have hid that remote. 671 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,960 No, Dr. Weir said 672 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,429 it wasn't the TV. 673 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,474 She made it abundantly clear it was you. 674 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,756 Who was that person, baby? 675 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,276 It was the person whose kid belongs at Kellogg. 676 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,836 No, Roger, Harper belongs where she's happy. 677 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,110 And that might have been Kellogg, 678 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,071 but now we'll never know. 679 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,600 What is happening?! 680 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,274 Okay, listen, I'm sorry I screwed up. 681 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,073 But please don't drive angry. 682 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,555 No, honey. I'm not honking at you. 683 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,592 It's just that Hollywood's a mess, and this light 684 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,360 has not changed for five minutes! 685 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,157 Wait, there's something wrong with the lights in Hollywood? 686 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,550 Yes, and it's terrible timing. 687 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,029 And this mall, it's a zoo. 688 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,879 And why do they call it Black Friday, huh? 689 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,958 - Because it lasts a week. - Okay, I'm gonna have to call you back. 690 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,074 Hey, Bailey, I need to borrow 691 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,960 - that incredibly paranoid brain of yours. - Okay, if you're ready. 692 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,118 What if Jonah was right about traffic 693 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,879 but wrong about the bomb? 694 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,156 I'd buy it. 695 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,033 I've been checking the map and Transpo shows lights 696 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,754 acting up all over Hollywood. 697 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,159 The whole neighborhood has been gridlocked. 698 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,680 Okay. I never thought I'd say this, 699 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,116 but we need to put a BOLO out for Elvis. 700 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,194 Told you he wasn't dead. 701 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,590 Swing a right. 702 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:51,997 Sir! 703 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,550 You okay, sir? 704 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,231 Never better. 705 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,078 Drop it and get the hell out. 706 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,479 Thank you. Thank you very much. 707 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,837 To your right, 708 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,670 you'll see Gary Busey's go-to bagel shop. Fun fact. 709 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,314 Gary is a pumpernickel man. 710 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,874 Lightly toasted. 711 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,992 And for all of you Adam Levine fans, 712 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,395 we got a real big excitement here. 713 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,080 I'm actually auditioning for... 714 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:26,952 Uh, hey, sir. 715 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:27,991 This is a private tour. 716 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,236 - These people paid money to be here. - Oh. 717 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,317 Yeah, don't let me interrupt. 718 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,476 Uh, keep-keep going. 719 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,597 You're doing a great job. 720 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,240 Okay. Uh... 721 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,230 Martin, how did you know... 722 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,592 Wait, have you been following me? 723 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,554 That's awful paranoid. 724 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,999 I tracked your phone. 725 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,156 Well, if you came for your change, 726 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,800 you're too late... I already spent it. 727 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,753 Look, you told me to come and find you, 728 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,314 or to tell you when I got the list. 729 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,954 So, I found the list. 730 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,358 Had to do that in person, huh? 731 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,236 I just don't want things to be weird between us, okay? 732 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,794 I figured if you saw the reasons 733 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,713 why we shouldn't date, 734 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,520 it'd make it easier for you to understand. 735 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,710 Snatch it. 736 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,390 "She keeps the A.C. 737 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,034 at 74." 738 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,879 It's hot. It's hot. 739 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,480 - It's not that hot. - It's 74. It's hot. 740 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,512 "Aggressive use of cumin"? 741 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,475 - I do love my cumin. - You love it. 742 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,632 As you can see, those are valid reasons. 743 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,672 Oh, oh, it's a solid list. 744 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,679 You do realize it's nowhere near complete, right? 745 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,112 I can think of, like, 746 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,391 a dozen more reasons why we shouldn't be together. 747 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,072 Let me find my pen. 748 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,560 Oh. Well, then great. 749 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,319 Good. I'm-I'm glad you're on board. 750 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,034 Write down all that you need to... 751 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,272 write down. 752 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,512 Hey, Rog. 753 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,756 Elvis has left the building. 754 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,957 Elvis has left the building. 755 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,310 Have you been day-drinking without me? 756 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,317 Shut up and listen. 757 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,955 Transpo says that lights are out all over Hollywood. 758 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,913 Okay? Someone's blocking traffic 759 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,033 trying to keep the cops out, create an escape route. 760 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,800 Jonah was right... there is a bomb. 761 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,240 Armored truck, flush with Black Friday cash, 762 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,000 - headed to the bank. - Let me guess. Elvis. 763 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,236 Back from the dead 764 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,078 and strapped. 765 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,999 No one's getting in or out of Hollywood. 766 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,032 - But you're there, right? - Yeah. 767 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,711 Me and a bus full of German tourists. 768 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,395 And an armored truck full of Elvises. 769 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,478 Hey. 770 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,716 The list is gonna have to wait. 771 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,276 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, uh, I have just found out 772 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,279 that Tom Cruise is inside this dumpling house! 773 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,597 Great photo op! Get your cameras, guys. Go, Molly. 774 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,360 Maverick! Yes, sir, Cole Trickle! 775 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,080 All right, all right, people, off the bus! 776 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,078 That's it. Yep, yep. Thank you so much. 777 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,192 All clear back there. All right. 778 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,198 I'm gonna have to take this, if you won't mind. 779 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,392 Yep, yep, I'm a, uh, industry professional. 780 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,557 All right, you'll get it back. Maybe. 781 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,271 - You, too, princess. - Oh, no, 782 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,836 I know exactly what I'm getting into, and I'm staying. 783 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,953 You made a list of reasons why we shouldn't date. 784 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,072 Well, I got reasons, too. You're gonna hear 'em. 785 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,594 Burning time, Detective. 786 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,519 You know, I forget how stubborn you are sometimes. 787 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,313 Ooh. Well, you should've added that to this list. 788 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,431 Hang on. 789 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,271 All right! 790 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,796 Number one... 791 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,190 I've always beat you at Mario Kart, 792 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,754 which drives you crazy. 793 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,352 Number two... I know what you look like under that mustache, 794 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,995 which, frankly, I'm still trying to get used to. 795 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,471 But the big one, 796 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,840 the real reason why we shouldn't be together? 797 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,150 This is scary as hell. 798 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,353 Yeah. I'm scared. 799 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,477 And I know you're scared, too. 800 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,359 I remember what that looks like. 801 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,400 But that's good. 802 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,274 It means we've got something to lose. 803 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:38,917 All right. 804 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,318 So, when we catch them, what do we do? 805 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,152 What's the plan? 806 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,316 Uh, usually, these things 807 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,920 kind of just work themselves out, 808 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,197 - you know. - You... you haven't changed a bit. 809 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,073 You know that? Give me the wheel. 810 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,954 - Not a chance. - You need help, 811 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,913 and I've always been a better driver than you anyway. 812 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,075 All right, look, stay in their blind spot 813 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,430 - and ride the brakes. - Martin, 814 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,557 I got this. 815 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,549 It's better than the movies! 816 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,671 He's on the roof. 817 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,796 I can't see nothin'. 818 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,714 Out of the way! 819 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:50,957 Dr. Weir? 820 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,152 Ah. 821 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,760 It's about time you showed up. 822 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,310 And miss Elvis? 823 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,437 You were right. 824 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,513 That tour was boring. 825 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,470 What do you want to do tonight? 826 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,076 Dr. Weir! 827 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,396 Oh. Funny running into you. 828 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,037 If this is about your daughter's admission, Mr. Murtaugh, 829 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,311 I'm sorry... all decisions are final. 830 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,835 Yes, we got the e-mail. 831 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,318 While I have you, I do have one question. 832 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,552 Have you seen any good movies lately? 833 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,160 Movies? No. 834 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,398 You know Kellogg's policy on popular culture. 835 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,196 Shame. I just saw a terrific film. 836 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,675 All captured... on a dash camera 837 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,360 of a squad car. 838 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,400 - Oh. - You can make out movie posters, 839 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,320 candy brands, even faces. 840 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,799 You know who would enjoy this? 841 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,909 The headmaster. 842 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,756 Come to think of it, 843 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,952 there may have been 844 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,759 a... typo 845 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,150 - in that e-mail. - What? 846 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,114 It should have said... 847 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,356 wait-listed. 848 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,871 No. I am wrong. 849 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,036 It was... 850 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,157 accepted. 851 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,159 Wow. Well, that's great news. 852 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,238 Okay, so that's not the only copy. 853 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,750 I will see you at orientation. 854 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,274 Parked my car this way. 855 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,630 Well, good news. 856 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,555 Elvis sang like... well, like Elvis. 857 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,630 Everything you said was right. 858 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,480 They killed Larry, thinking it was you. 859 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,750 Can't have been easy to believe me. 860 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,236 I... I don't know how to thank you. 861 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,438 Well, thanks to you, we have two less Elvises 862 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,199 disrespecting the "Blue Suede Shoes." 863 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,278 Never trust a man in white leather pants. 864 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,037 Jonah. 865 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,596 Daddy! 866 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,596 Hi. 867 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,795 Your dad saved the day. 868 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,951 I know. 869 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,634 He's a superhero. 870 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,596 Thank you. 871 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,311 Think he's gonna be all right? 872 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,351 It'll be a long road, but he's got support. 873 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,356 Speaking of... 874 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,677 I heard you had an exciting day with Molly. 875 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:36,910 Well, I gave her my list. 876 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,320 So that's it? You're done? 877 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,991 Oh, no. We're gonna go out tonight. 878 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,117 Good. 879 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,000 I think you two are perfect for each other. 880 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,600 No, we're terrible for each other. 881 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,479 That's why it's perfect. 882 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,237 - where to, tour guide? - I thought we'd go 883 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,954 to the L.A. Tar Pits. 884 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,435 You know, since I love tar 885 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,040 and animals being stuck in it. 886 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,470 Yeah, actually, 887 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,115 I think I've done enough sightseeing for one day. 888 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,680 - Yeah? - Why don't you show me 889 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,360 Martin Riggs' L.A. 890 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,040 You must do something around here for fun. 891 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,350 Well... 892 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,230 sometimes I get drunk. 893 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,830 Sometimes I drink milkshakes. 894 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,799 - Mm-hmm. - But, on very... 895 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,273 very special days, 896 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,357 I do both. 897 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,357 Oh. 898 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,074 - Mm-hmm. - You know a good place? 899 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,952 Shh! You're being too loud! 900 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,150 You're... you're shouting right now. 901 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,953 You're shouting. 902 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,196 Shh. 903 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,720 Do you think he heard us? 904 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,675 I don't know. 905 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,799 - Okay. - Waah! 906 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,753 Ouch! 907 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,118 Riggs. 908 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,118 What the... 909 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,470 hell you doin' here? 910 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,680 Um, I could ask you the same thing, Rog. 911 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,840 Would you like a milkshake? 912 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,712 She's got the badge... 913 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,235 He's... 914 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,556 he's lactose-intolerant. 915 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,792 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, I'm lactose-intolerant. 916 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:17,878 And I'm intolerant 917 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:18,718 of this, too. 918 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,070 I expect this from you. 919 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,509 But you. Mm, mm. 920 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,469 You know what? Don't have sex in my kitchen. 921 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,796 Wh-What? 922 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,116 I have a black light. 923 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,675 - Yuch. - How dare you! 924 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,597 It's not that gross. 925 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,597 Uh, maybe. 926 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,154 Oh... 927 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,237 - What? - I've got another one. 928 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,874 - Mm? - Ruining Murtaugh's sleep. 929 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:42,758 Ooh, put it on the list. 930 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,757 It's in my pocket. 931 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,396 In weird spots. 932 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,636 I'm not finding it.