1 00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:19,118 This is the story of the four orphans brought together by destiny. 2 00:00:19,409 --> 00:00:26,041 They don't know it yet, but something is waiting for them, something epic. 3 00:00:33,882 --> 00:00:36,218 It's our first orphan, Lucy. 4 00:00:36,301 --> 00:00:39,680 She was raised by an old man museum custodian. 5 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:44,476 But unfortunately he was killed. 6 00:00:49,606 --> 00:00:51,150 LIFE OF A THIEF 7 00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:54,570 Please don't die. 8 00:00:54,653 --> 00:00:59,241 - Don't die, please, you're all I have. - Sit on my hand. 9 00:01:01,702 --> 00:01:03,245 Sorry. 10 00:01:05,497 --> 00:01:07,499 It's a code. 11 00:01:09,376 --> 00:01:11,837 But what does it mean? 12 00:01:13,547 --> 00:01:17,217 Oh my God! tell me the code please 13 00:01:24,933 --> 00:01:26,977 Give me another hint. 14 00:01:31,315 --> 00:01:34,860 Your body is shaped like a letter. Is it the letter D? 15 00:01:35,152 --> 00:01:37,446 Come on now! 16 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:39,072 It's an A. 17 00:01:44,036 --> 00:01:45,245 V. 18 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:47,289 i. 19 00:01:48,498 --> 00:01:50,792 Da Vinci. 20 00:01:51,418 --> 00:01:52,544 Good. 21 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:02,596 "Tom's hair is embarrassing." 22 00:02:07,643 --> 00:02:09,144 Wait. Embarrassing. 23 00:02:09,228 --> 00:02:10,771 It's embarrassing... 24 00:02:10,854 --> 00:02:12,981 Embarrassing has seven letters. 25 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:19,238 The code is "seven". 26 00:02:20,072 --> 00:02:20,906 So. 27 00:02:23,659 --> 00:02:24,743 WILLY 28 00:02:33,126 --> 00:02:37,256 THE GOLDEN TICKET - You won the chance to experience an epic adventure! 29 00:02:57,025 --> 00:02:59,861 The next orphan, Edward. 30 00:02:59,945 --> 00:03:05,158 He lived with other children in a monastery in Mexico. 31 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,042 I don't eat that. 32 00:03:16,378 --> 00:03:21,717 Be grateful, Eduardo. Today I cooked something special and tasty. 33 00:03:32,644 --> 00:03:35,605 Nachos! 34 00:03:39,276 --> 00:03:42,738 Doritos with cheese flavor they are delicious. 35 00:03:56,084 --> 00:03:57,878 I was soured by this. 36 00:03:57,961 --> 00:04:01,006 I'm going to be a Lucha Libre fighter. 37 00:04:03,925 --> 00:04:06,178 You think you're stronger than others? 38 00:04:06,261 --> 00:04:08,138 Yes. 39 00:04:08,347 --> 00:04:10,223 Come, Chanchito. 40 00:04:10,307 --> 00:04:13,060 Give him a lesson in humanity. 41 00:04:24,488 --> 00:04:25,906 I think you're kidding me. 42 00:04:31,244 --> 00:04:34,831 You like the flavor of beans when do you pull it on your nose? 43 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:40,754 Take her hand and twist it. 44 00:04:42,297 --> 00:04:44,049 Chanchito, take it off the table. 45 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,682 THE GOLDEN TICKET 46 00:04:53,225 --> 00:04:54,059 Cool. 47 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:58,313 And stay out, you bastard. 48 00:05:09,074 --> 00:05:15,622 The next one, Susan, is on the way Namibia to meet his parents. 49 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:18,959 LIFE IN HOLLYWOOD BRANGELINA, WANTS MORE CHILDREN 50 00:05:21,086 --> 00:05:23,922 - Would you like a cocktail? - Just some water. 51 00:05:25,048 --> 00:05:28,760 - What shall I serve you with? - Orange juice, please. 52 00:06:09,634 --> 00:06:12,596 I didn't choose a good day to fly 53 00:06:14,764 --> 00:06:17,058 Reach. 54 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:21,396 M-am săturat de ai dracu șerpi pe avionul ăsta de rahat. 55 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,899 - Me too. - That's enough! 56 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:27,903 M-am săturat de ai dracu șerpi pe avionul ăsta de rahat. 57 00:06:27,986 --> 00:06:29,237 We understood each other. 58 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:35,744 Why do you keep repeating yourself? 59 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:39,122 Because internet fans love it when i say... 60 00:06:44,044 --> 00:06:48,089 - Why are you screaming? - Shit, bitch, I'm always howling. 61 00:06:48,256 --> 00:06:50,258 I'm Samuel Jackson. What's up! 62 00:06:50,342 --> 00:06:51,635 Bitch? 63 00:07:03,772 --> 00:07:05,106 They are so attractive. 64 00:07:16,826 --> 00:07:19,037 THE GOLDEN TICKET 65 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:21,581 Yes. 66 00:07:25,418 --> 00:07:28,922 MUTANT ACADEMY OF ARTS AND SCIENCES, THE FIGHTING WOLVERINS 67 00:07:34,636 --> 00:07:37,556 And finally, the last orphan, Peter. 68 00:07:37,889 --> 00:07:41,059 He found his place in society the most undesirable, of mutants. 69 00:07:41,142 --> 00:07:45,272 But even there he was not wanted. 70 00:08:19,764 --> 00:08:21,558 Hi Mystique. 71 00:08:21,975 --> 00:08:23,810 Hi LC. 72 00:08:25,478 --> 00:08:27,355 Good. So I was wondering if... 73 00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:32,193 Would you like to come to prom with me? 74 00:08:35,071 --> 00:08:36,948 Would you like it? 75 00:08:53,882 --> 00:08:55,675 Nice cutter, Rogue. 76 00:08:59,346 --> 00:09:03,642 Are you taking my woman you moron? 77 00:09:13,026 --> 00:09:14,194 Stupid. 78 00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:37,801 Beat. Beat. 79 00:09:37,884 --> 00:09:39,719 What are you going to do now? 80 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:45,392 He unleashes his powers. 81 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:51,314 He will spread his angel wings. 82 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:04,703 They are more like chicken ones. 83 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,836 Finish it. 84 00:10:14,003 --> 00:10:19,050 You know Peter is too sensitive to defend himself. 85 00:10:38,737 --> 00:10:40,822 THE GOLDEN TICKET 86 00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:57,714 Life will never be the same again for these four orphans. 87 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:18,902 Welcome. 88 00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:24,073 I've been waiting for you, come. 89 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:55,605 I like candy your legendary. 90 00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:58,358 A river of chocolate. 91 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:09,536 Chocolate. 92 00:12:09,619 --> 00:12:12,330 Actually, that's where the sewer is. 93 00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:27,929 Kids, you want to know why do my candies have a special taste? 94 00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:33,142 It is a special secret ingredient. 95 00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:36,813 From human parts. 96 00:12:38,147 --> 00:12:44,654 There will be a piece of each of you in the delicious sweets. 97 00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:46,114 I'm getting out of here. 98 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:51,828 Let us go, monster. 99 00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:56,666 No, no. I can't do that. 100 00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:59,127 Yes, you can. 101 00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:03,673 Now you are mine. 102 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,319 THE NUTCRACKER 103 00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,444 FLOWERS WITH CARAMEL 104 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:08,112 THE SURPRISE BOX 105 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:12,116 Finish it. let me go 106 00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:26,631 SOUR YELLOW DROPS FROM REAL HEAD 107 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,647 what are you doing 108 00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:45,942 Willy told me to polish its handle. 109 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:47,777 Tampo. 110 00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:50,863 We have to get out of here. 111 00:14:51,948 --> 00:14:54,993 - I just said that. - You just said that. 112 00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:58,246 where are we going I don't have a home to go back to. 113 00:14:58,329 --> 00:14:59,956 I thought this was my chance. 114 00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,583 The custodian was all I had. 115 00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:08,715 I didn't have anyone. I grew up alone. 116 00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:11,300 Is that why you have such a tough exterior? 117 00:15:15,138 --> 00:15:16,597 And you're a bit of a prick. 118 00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:21,853 - Why us? - Who will miss us? 119 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:25,732 - We will stay here until we die. - Shut up. You scare her. 120 00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:30,069 Don't tell me what to do. you are not my father 121 00:15:30,153 --> 00:15:31,487 I sucked you up. 122 00:15:32,155 --> 00:15:34,907 Leave Peter alone. He defended her. 123 00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:39,245 I can take care of myself. 124 00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:43,666 like it or not we are in the same pot. 125 00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:50,048 It is obvious that we do not swallow, but we must unite to survive. 126 00:15:57,055 --> 00:16:01,559 Was the fight over? I didn't know. 127 00:16:01,642 --> 00:16:06,022 - Who wants to chew my gum? - Someone is coming. 128 00:16:06,105 --> 00:16:08,858 It's Willy. Hide yourself. 129 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,044 where are you 130 00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:45,686 I will find you. 131 00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:46,998 CAUTION - MAY CAUSE CHOKING CHILDREN BEWARE 132 00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:09,538 It stuck. 133 00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:12,875 Come on, you can! 134 00:19:17,004 --> 00:19:19,340 my language 135 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,842 My mistake. 136 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,895 where are i 137 00:19:33,229 --> 00:19:35,147 In the world of Gnarnia. 138 00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:48,119 WELCOME TO GNARNIA THE LAND WITHOUT THE SUN 139 00:19:48,202 --> 00:19:51,122 A silent 'g' as in "gnome". 140 00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:55,835 - Or "gnarly". - For legal reasons. 141 00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:57,503 I am Mr. Tumnus. 142 00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,172 I'm Lucy. 143 00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:02,425 what are you 144 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,593 I am a faun. 145 00:20:04,677 --> 00:20:06,929 Half man, half goat. 146 00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:11,517 - I mean... - Yes, dad shot a goat. 147 00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:15,313 They are my parents. 148 00:20:17,481 --> 00:20:20,151 - You inherited the beak from her. - Thank you. 149 00:20:22,361 --> 00:20:27,158 - And you? - Oh, no. My parents are people. 150 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:30,036 Disgusting. 151 00:20:30,911 --> 00:20:33,164 No... Yes. 152 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,127 So you're Eve's daughter, right? 153 00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:40,546 Yes. 154 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:50,556 How rude I am! Let me show you around. 155 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,529 Welcome to my faun hut. 156 00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:08,783 KRIBBS 157 00:21:23,714 --> 00:21:25,549 Come on. Let's go. 158 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:36,435 Let's see what's in the fridge. 159 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:40,272 You must always have Crystal. 160 00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:45,277 For Diddy. Hello, Diddy. 161 00:21:45,361 --> 00:21:47,238 JOHN THE FAUN 162 00:21:56,956 --> 00:21:59,250 Say hello to the chicks. 163 00:22:18,018 --> 00:22:21,439 - Look at my plasma. - Say hello to my little friend. 164 00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:25,734 Want to play hard? OK, let's give it a go. 165 00:22:27,945 --> 00:22:29,738 Scarface is the coolest. 166 00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:35,411 I'm Tony Fountain. You put with me, you don't know what's wrong with you. 167 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:44,170 You're not real until you're not you have flat screens everywhere. 168 00:22:45,087 --> 00:22:47,173 In the toilet, when I relieve myself. 169 00:22:47,256 --> 00:22:49,633 Say hello to my little friend. 170 00:22:50,926 --> 00:22:53,429 Want to play hard? OK, let's give it a go. 171 00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:56,182 That's my favorite part. 172 00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:05,524 Under the couch, when I'm looking around. 173 00:23:11,697 --> 00:23:15,618 On her head, for when I... you know... 174 00:23:16,577 --> 00:23:18,496 polish the hooves. 175 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:25,211 Now that you have seen my hut, 176 00:23:25,294 --> 00:23:26,587 get out of here 177 00:23:31,217 --> 00:23:33,177 - You are in danger. - What are you doing... 178 00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:34,970 You have to leave now. 179 00:23:37,056 --> 00:23:38,224 What happened? 180 00:23:38,307 --> 00:23:40,976 Take this. He will explain everything to you. 181 00:23:55,658 --> 00:23:57,451 We confirm the identity. 182 00:23:58,327 --> 00:23:59,703 my eyes 183 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,544 It's stronger than LASIK. 184 00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:13,259 The White Dog who rules Gnarnia 185 00:24:13,342 --> 00:24:17,513 ordered that whoever finds a man will have to teach him. 186 00:24:17,596 --> 00:24:24,562 I brought you home to betray you but I couldn't do it. 187 00:24:24,687 --> 00:24:26,313 You are a true friend. 188 00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:30,150 Once a peaceful land, turned it into eternal winter. 189 00:24:30,234 --> 00:24:34,071 According to her two laws, now we are being monitored 190 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,698 no gay marriage, 191 00:24:35,864 --> 00:24:40,035 not to mention what ifose did with post-hurricane relief. 192 00:24:41,161 --> 00:24:46,125 And the White Bitch doesn't care about blacks. 193 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,835 It sounds bad. 194 00:24:49,169 --> 00:24:51,463 - Leave before they find you. - But... 195 00:24:51,714 --> 00:24:54,466 The message will self-destruct in a second. 196 00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:55,593 wait what? 197 00:25:04,768 --> 00:25:07,521 Get out, get out, where are you from! 198 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,445 Who wants to play with Willy? 199 00:25:14,528 --> 00:25:16,697 Lucy, move on. I want to hide somewhere. 200 00:25:22,036 --> 00:25:23,871 who lives here Liberace? 201 00:25:42,890 --> 00:25:44,558 It's an impressive dresser. 202 00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:06,664 R.A.T.G. GNARNIA 203 00:26:39,613 --> 00:26:41,156 What a piece of woman. 204 00:26:47,996 --> 00:26:49,873 Kneel before the queen. 205 00:26:53,627 --> 00:26:55,796 - You are the son of Adam. - Whose son? 206 00:26:55,879 --> 00:27:00,050 No, I'm Edward. I'm sorry your majesty 207 00:27:00,342 --> 00:27:04,304 - I went after Lucy in the closet... - How many are there in your family? 208 00:27:04,388 --> 00:27:07,808 Not. Lucy, Peter and Susan they are not my family 209 00:27:08,434 --> 00:27:10,811 We are a group of orphans. 210 00:27:10,894 --> 00:27:12,020 The prophecy. 211 00:27:14,523 --> 00:27:18,277 Please let me help you. 212 00:27:24,116 --> 00:27:27,369 - I think you are thirsty. - Yes. 213 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,046 ORIGINAL 40 MALT DRINK 214 00:27:39,506 --> 00:27:41,300 Mom, since 40? 215 00:27:42,176 --> 00:27:43,510 Yes. I love this place. 216 00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:46,221 This place can become your home. 217 00:27:47,222 --> 00:27:50,225 with my help you could become king. 218 00:27:50,309 --> 00:27:52,519 And will you be my queen? 219 00:28:10,871 --> 00:28:12,664 How was it? 220 00:28:13,081 --> 00:28:14,541 First I have to meet the others. 221 00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:17,336 You don't make Peter king too, do you? 222 00:28:17,419 --> 00:28:19,963 Oh, no. 223 00:28:20,172 --> 00:28:24,510 But any king he needs servants. 224 00:28:28,847 --> 00:28:30,098 But, Your Majesty... 225 00:28:33,644 --> 00:28:34,978 Look. 226 00:28:35,062 --> 00:28:36,396 my white castle 227 00:28:38,816 --> 00:28:42,528 White Castle? I think I've been here before. 228 00:28:42,903 --> 00:28:46,448 Bring the others and I'll make you king. 229 00:28:47,366 --> 00:28:48,617 Yes. 230 00:29:01,129 --> 00:29:04,758 I will be king in Gnarnia. 231 00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:07,135 I will be king... 232 00:29:15,102 --> 00:29:17,062 And you came through the closet? 233 00:29:22,943 --> 00:29:24,945 It's a good hiding place. 234 00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:29,324 - Let's go! We are in danger. - No. We should stay. 235 00:29:29,616 --> 00:29:32,035 Why the rush, Lucy? They have barely arrived. 236 00:29:32,202 --> 00:29:34,371 Look. I write my name. 237 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,379 Please, we have to go. Mr. Tumnus told me that. 238 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,923 Mr Tumnus? Who the hell is he too? 239 00:29:45,507 --> 00:29:47,342 I like Sudoku. 240 00:29:51,013 --> 00:29:54,933 It's the goat man. He announced great danger. 241 00:29:55,851 --> 00:29:59,813 Good. If you don't believe me, ask him yourself. 242 00:30:04,318 --> 00:30:07,237 It's going to be harder than I thought. 243 00:30:09,156 --> 00:30:12,367 Look. Nicole Richie. 244 00:30:34,348 --> 00:30:35,891 Shit. I know what happened. 245 00:30:36,058 --> 00:30:38,977 - What is that? - It's a talking beaver. 246 00:30:39,061 --> 00:30:40,896 - Holy God! - Take it from here. 247 00:30:41,396 --> 00:30:42,272 Not! 248 00:30:43,482 --> 00:30:44,775 Damn... 249 00:30:50,614 --> 00:30:54,159 Something tells me you're not used to it with a talking beaver. 250 00:30:54,409 --> 00:30:56,203 My name is Harry Beaver. 251 00:30:58,872 --> 00:31:01,875 Mr Tumnus he is my life partner. 252 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,586 What a good man. 253 00:31:04,962 --> 00:31:10,050 - He was taken by the White Dog. - She's good! I mean... I haven't heard of her. 254 00:31:10,133 --> 00:31:14,513 Conductive coat. He arrested him Mr. Tumnus for hiding a man. 255 00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:16,515 Can we help somehow? 256 00:31:16,598 --> 00:31:21,395 Yes. You must go to Aslo. We are waiting for you at the Ancient Table. 257 00:31:22,187 --> 00:31:24,356 Who is Aslo? 258 00:31:24,439 --> 00:31:26,984 - Rightful King of Gnarnia. - Not for long. 259 00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:28,193 Hello prophecy? 260 00:31:28,276 --> 00:31:34,491 You and Aslo will lead the Resistance and you will destroy the White Dog. 261 00:31:34,574 --> 00:31:38,870 - Us? - You are heroes. Especially you, Peter. 262 00:31:39,246 --> 00:31:43,208 Son, I sent you on Earth with a reason. 263 00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,836 You will save humanity. 264 00:31:50,632 --> 00:31:52,843 You are truly invincible. 265 00:32:05,230 --> 00:32:08,025 God! You shot me in the eye! 266 00:32:08,108 --> 00:32:13,071 It hurts bad! What did you do that for? It wasn't necessary. You bastard! 267 00:32:20,328 --> 00:32:23,040 - But I can't be. - Why him? 268 00:32:23,123 --> 00:32:27,335 Well, he won't be Superman, but he's still a hero. 269 00:32:27,586 --> 00:32:29,421 It's your destiny. 270 00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:34,760 Think you've met by chance? 271 00:32:35,177 --> 00:32:38,346 Look at the clues. They are all around. 272 00:32:46,646 --> 00:32:48,857 How cute. 273 00:33:03,413 --> 00:33:05,415 We are all in the picture. 274 00:33:09,377 --> 00:33:11,421 But what does that mean? 275 00:33:12,255 --> 00:33:18,303 Brothers and sisters. You are a family. In the name of Christ! 276 00:33:19,888 --> 00:33:21,306 Sorry. 277 00:33:21,765 --> 00:33:22,974 Is it true? 278 00:33:23,850 --> 00:33:28,730 Neither of us he no longer had a real family. 279 00:33:29,106 --> 00:33:32,317 It's true. You are quadruplets. 280 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,946 - But our parents... - Killed by the White Dog. 281 00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:42,327 Then he broke up with you because the prophecy not to come true. 282 00:33:44,287 --> 00:33:45,413 where is edward 283 00:33:49,543 --> 00:33:52,170 baby i'm home Hello, friend. did you miss me 284 00:33:56,591 --> 00:33:59,427 - Why? - I'm not your friend. 285 00:34:00,595 --> 00:34:02,597 Where are the others? 286 00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:06,101 I thought that we share something special. 287 00:34:06,852 --> 00:34:09,020 I have a tattoo of your name. 288 00:34:13,775 --> 00:34:16,987 It looks like 50 Cent's tattoo, idiot. 289 00:34:17,070 --> 00:34:19,906 Fuck! They got the tattoo wrong. 290 00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:26,913 I ask you for the last time. where is the rest of your family 291 00:34:26,997 --> 00:34:28,915 I told you before they are not my family 292 00:34:33,003 --> 00:34:34,838 tell me where i am 293 00:34:36,131 --> 00:34:37,757 Never. 294 00:34:43,930 --> 00:34:48,351 Yes, they went to Mr. Tumnus's house. 295 00:34:48,727 --> 00:34:51,605 Yes. You've Just Been Fooled. 296 00:34:53,398 --> 00:34:54,774 He did it. Come here. 297 00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:58,236 Talk to the camera. Come on say it. Here! 298 00:34:59,487 --> 00:35:01,489 - Say it. - I've just been tricked. 299 00:35:03,033 --> 00:35:05,285 I suckered him Trickster Edward. 300 00:35:07,704 --> 00:35:08,747 It was great. 301 00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,919 Everything here is my credit, baby. 302 00:35:14,002 --> 00:35:19,132 The tirist cap, it's merchandise. I succeeded. you like it I did it. 303 00:35:19,216 --> 00:35:23,970 - It was funny. Wow, so funny! - Baby, you're so annoying. 304 00:35:26,056 --> 00:35:27,807 Very funny. You said that thing. 305 00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:32,604 A super trendy hat. 306 00:35:36,691 --> 00:35:37,609 Silas. 307 00:35:46,701 --> 00:35:49,079 The children are with Mr. Tumnus. 308 00:35:49,621 --> 00:35:52,374 I want you to find them and kill them. 309 00:35:52,457 --> 00:35:56,586 I'll take care of it, White Bitch! 310 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,567 Not. 311 00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:23,113 - Yes. You go to jail. - Goofy. 312 00:36:41,923 --> 00:36:44,092 I missed your smell Harry Beaver. 313 00:36:58,398 --> 00:37:01,860 Did the White Dog do this to you? Hell! 314 00:37:01,943 --> 00:37:04,195 And now she has Edward. 315 00:37:04,779 --> 00:37:07,198 - We have to save him. - Come back, Lucy. 316 00:37:08,408 --> 00:37:12,203 It's too dangerous. If he catches you, you're as good as dead. 317 00:37:12,287 --> 00:37:13,204 Let's get out of here. 318 00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:18,043 Aslo is the only one that can help. 319 00:37:18,126 --> 00:37:19,711 Then take us to him. 320 00:37:22,922 --> 00:37:24,716 What did you do that for? 321 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:29,137 I forgot. 322 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:33,141 You have to train before you met Aslo. 323 00:37:33,683 --> 00:37:38,104 Only then can you defeat her White Dog save your brother. 324 00:37:38,188 --> 00:37:41,066 See you at Aslo's house. May the force be with you! 325 00:37:54,037 --> 00:37:58,166 Someone is coming. The dog is on the trail yours You must leave now. 326 00:37:58,249 --> 00:38:00,960 There you will train. 327 00:38:01,044 --> 00:38:02,462 Go away. 328 00:38:08,343 --> 00:38:11,179 I stay behind to fight him. 329 00:38:13,598 --> 00:38:17,310 don't come after me whatever happens. 330 00:38:17,394 --> 00:38:18,770 Yes. 331 00:38:20,522 --> 00:38:22,107 Run away! 332 00:38:36,913 --> 00:38:38,081 Wait! 333 00:38:38,623 --> 00:38:42,377 You have to pass me to reach them. 334 00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:47,924 Help me please! 335 00:38:48,383 --> 00:38:49,426 He needs our help. 336 00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:53,972 - Help! - No, Susan, Lucy, she wants us to go. 337 00:38:54,472 --> 00:38:57,809 He sacrificed himself for us. 338 00:38:58,226 --> 00:39:02,856 peter if you can hear me come back right away. 339 00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:08,069 I underestimated the situation. 340 00:39:10,697 --> 00:39:13,908 - I am in great pain. - What should we do? 341 00:39:13,992 --> 00:39:19,456 We are not capitulating. We have to do what it's better for Edward and Gnarnia. 342 00:39:19,664 --> 00:39:21,249 To hell with Gnarnia! 343 00:39:23,918 --> 00:39:25,420 They test us. 344 00:39:25,503 --> 00:39:29,257 It's not a test. I can see my brains. 345 00:39:45,482 --> 00:39:47,525 I'm Rick James, bitch! 346 00:40:22,769 --> 00:40:25,522 Welcome. My name is Harry Potter. 347 00:40:26,773 --> 00:40:30,610 - Aren't you a bit old to be a student? - Nonsense. 348 00:40:30,777 --> 00:40:35,281 I'm 14, just like my friends the best, ron and hermoine. 349 00:40:36,741 --> 00:40:38,826 Greetings. 350 00:40:40,161 --> 00:40:42,330 I hope you are on birth control. 351 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:47,502 When he gets drunk, Harry he goes big with the sorcerer's stones. 352 00:40:50,129 --> 00:40:52,674 They are too old to do this again. 353 00:40:53,091 --> 00:40:57,554 We train you to defeat the Dog, to restore peace to Gnarnia. 354 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:03,101 We teach you everything we know, how to use the invisibility cloak. 355 00:41:10,817 --> 00:41:13,361 Oh, no. I am completely invisible. 356 00:41:13,695 --> 00:41:16,072 where are i who is there 357 00:41:16,489 --> 00:41:19,158 where are i I could be anywhere. 358 00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:21,077 where are i 359 00:41:28,543 --> 00:41:30,003 Leave us alone, Potter. 360 00:41:30,587 --> 00:41:32,922 Aha! I got the cape wrong. 361 00:41:33,506 --> 00:41:35,633 Let the training montage begin. 362 00:41:35,717 --> 00:41:37,385 Turn on the music for inspiration. 363 00:41:38,011 --> 00:41:40,096 Blame it on the cape. 364 00:41:40,513 --> 00:41:43,975 Let's fix your hips. 365 00:41:44,976 --> 00:41:46,769 Good. Then I arrange it. 366 00:41:46,936 --> 00:41:48,938 - Ready? - Yes, I'm ready. 367 00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:15,214 Face your fear. Don't be afraid in the face of danger. 368 00:42:15,381 --> 00:42:18,509 Let nothing stand in your way to defeat the enemy. 369 00:42:18,593 --> 00:42:22,513 Come on, Peter. Stop being a little girl. 370 00:42:22,597 --> 00:42:24,641 schoolgirl Baby! 371 00:42:25,016 --> 00:42:26,851 Chicken! 372 00:42:42,742 --> 00:42:45,995 Congratulations, Peter. You have finished training. 373 00:42:46,371 --> 00:42:49,916 - Now you are ready for Aslo. - Yes! 374 00:42:52,919 --> 00:42:55,421 WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN: KILL, TO MUTILATE, TO LISTEN TO FALL OUT BOY 375 00:42:58,549 --> 00:43:00,259 It's a message from Silas. 376 00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:09,686 "Children have..." 377 00:43:12,438 --> 00:43:15,608 "Children have..." 378 00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:20,154 The children escaped. 379 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,163 I have to kill those kids until I destroy everything. 380 00:43:29,247 --> 00:43:31,833 See what else Edward knows. 381 00:43:33,042 --> 00:43:35,795 Let me go! I have to get out of here. 382 00:43:36,546 --> 00:43:39,799 I won't see my family again forever. 383 00:43:40,216 --> 00:43:42,468 I'll get you out of here, brother. 384 00:43:46,389 --> 00:43:49,308 Captain Morgan. I like your rum. 385 00:43:49,392 --> 00:43:54,397 Not. Captain Jack Swallows. 386 00:43:57,275 --> 00:43:59,277 At your disposal. 387 00:44:03,656 --> 00:44:07,910 I believe in your mission, son. I will reunite you with your family. 388 00:44:07,994 --> 00:44:11,247 A ship is waiting for us. 389 00:44:15,334 --> 00:44:16,627 How do we get out of here? 390 00:44:25,386 --> 00:44:27,555 Man down. 391 00:44:27,638 --> 00:44:29,932 I could pretend. 392 00:44:33,311 --> 00:44:35,646 Quick, he needs your help. 393 00:44:51,412 --> 00:44:53,831 come come we don't have the whole day at our disposal. 394 00:44:59,337 --> 00:45:02,048 ASLO'S CAMP, GOTHAM CITY, LAGUNA BEACH 395 00:45:26,781 --> 00:45:29,075 Wow, a real pirate ship. 396 00:45:29,367 --> 00:45:32,537 Peter, Lucy and Susan they won't believe me. 397 00:45:33,871 --> 00:45:37,416 - It's cool. What's it like to be a pirate? - Yo ho, Ed. 398 00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,919 Let me explain. 399 00:47:17,141 --> 00:47:20,603 Time flies, old man. so where is your family 400 00:47:21,812 --> 00:47:26,025 I'm on my way to the Ancient Table to meet Aslo. 401 00:47:26,108 --> 00:47:27,234 Interesting. 402 00:47:28,903 --> 00:47:31,113 God, you're so cheap. 403 00:47:38,537 --> 00:47:40,331 Thank you, love. 404 00:47:40,414 --> 00:47:42,458 oh brother 405 00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:46,170 So it was a set up to find out information from me? 406 00:47:46,671 --> 00:47:51,092 Sorry, buddy. But this is not the ship of real pirates, did you understand? 407 00:47:52,426 --> 00:47:54,178 PIRATE SHIP TOUR 408 00:47:56,263 --> 00:47:58,015 To hell! 409 00:47:58,099 --> 00:48:02,311 So your family goes to Aslo? 410 00:48:03,646 --> 00:48:05,523 Rally the troops. 411 00:48:05,606 --> 00:48:10,569 If they want war, we give them war. 412 00:48:10,653 --> 00:48:13,114 It was a pleasure doing business with you, love 413 00:48:15,366 --> 00:48:16,325 Damn it! 414 00:48:16,409 --> 00:48:19,829 I've always hated you Captain Jack Swallows. 415 00:49:35,279 --> 00:49:37,156 Aslo? 416 00:49:39,366 --> 00:49:42,369 Where are you going, doll? I just took Cialis. 417 00:49:44,288 --> 00:49:46,123 Thank you very much. 418 00:49:46,207 --> 00:49:51,378 - Are you Aslo the lion? - I kill them. Half lion, half man. 419 00:49:51,462 --> 00:49:55,508 - That means... - Dad, he hit it off with a lioness. 420 00:49:56,050 --> 00:50:00,054 But, you know the saying, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 421 00:50:01,097 --> 00:50:05,309 Let's see, the prophecy with the family. 422 00:50:05,810 --> 00:50:09,188 - Yeah. We come from far away. - It doesn't matter. You are missing one. 423 00:50:09,563 --> 00:50:13,859 Yes, our brother Edward. 424 00:50:15,236 --> 00:50:18,280 He betrayed you he went to the White Dog. 425 00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:21,158 - Well, it's not his fault. - Tra-la-la. 426 00:50:21,242 --> 00:50:25,246 - But the prophecy says... - But the prophecy, the prophecy! 427 00:50:26,664 --> 00:50:29,041 Good. I'll help you find Edward. 428 00:50:31,585 --> 00:50:34,296 But you have to do something for me 429 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:47,560 - It was incredible. - My ass hurts. 430 00:50:50,646 --> 00:50:51,939 Let's smell it. 431 00:51:04,326 --> 00:51:05,661 It's Aslo. 432 00:51:13,961 --> 00:51:17,131 I'm gonna fuck you like Jackie Chan! 433 00:51:17,298 --> 00:51:19,550 Good news, I saved a bunch of money on car insurance. 434 00:52:38,587 --> 00:52:40,798 Come on, kids. 435 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,812 I was a bastard. Will you ever forgive me? 436 00:52:54,895 --> 00:52:58,274 - I already forgave you. - Now we are a family. 437 00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:02,653 I like how it sounds. 438 00:53:07,074 --> 00:53:11,203 - I love you. - Later with the sweets! 439 00:53:11,537 --> 00:53:14,206 - Now, carry yourself. - Go away. 440 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,757 Goodbye, Aslo. 441 00:53:40,858 --> 00:53:43,110 What? What happened? 442 00:53:43,193 --> 00:53:44,653 He didn't succeed. 443 00:53:45,487 --> 00:53:49,116 - Damn it! A talking beaver. - Wait! 444 00:53:52,661 --> 00:53:55,247 It's hard to be a beaver around here. 445 00:53:55,331 --> 00:53:57,916 The bitch forgets. We have already met. 446 00:53:58,292 --> 00:53:59,585 i know 447 00:54:01,712 --> 00:54:05,883 Aslo never came back. The White Dog killed him. 448 00:54:07,009 --> 00:54:08,344 And it's worse. 449 00:54:10,387 --> 00:54:12,306 GNARNIA INQUIRER THE WHITE BITCH LAUNCHES THE BOMB 450 00:54:12,890 --> 00:54:13,724 ASLO DEAD 451 00:54:13,807 --> 00:54:14,767 It's over. 452 00:54:15,142 --> 00:54:17,019 The White Dog you will reign forever. 453 00:54:17,644 --> 00:54:22,024 We have you. You are the future kings and queens of Gnarnia. 454 00:54:22,649 --> 00:54:25,235 It will be an honor to fight for your lordships. 455 00:54:26,195 --> 00:54:27,738 We will fight for you. 456 00:54:29,198 --> 00:54:30,991 And us. 457 00:54:31,742 --> 00:54:34,328 We'll be behind you, Peter. 458 00:54:34,828 --> 00:54:39,333 That damned long time threat our changing lifestyle. 459 00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:41,043 We believe in you. 460 00:54:48,258 --> 00:54:52,262 tomorrow we fight so tonight we party! 461 00:54:53,931 --> 00:54:57,559 Hello Gnarnia! Are you ready to rock'n'roll? 462 00:55:37,141 --> 00:55:40,853 - Follow, sister. - I want to have a clear mind. 463 00:55:40,936 --> 00:55:43,647 Come on, relax too! 464 00:55:44,815 --> 00:55:46,650 You should dance like this. 465 00:55:47,067 --> 00:55:48,735 Or... 466 00:55:48,986 --> 00:55:50,404 Like that. 467 00:55:53,449 --> 00:55:56,535 Why? Which is the worst thing that can happen? 468 00:55:58,745 --> 00:56:00,998 - Maybe just one. - Okay. 469 00:56:33,697 --> 00:56:35,824 So... 470 00:56:35,908 --> 00:56:41,330 - Will you be the king of Gnarnia? - That's what I heard too. 471 00:56:41,413 --> 00:56:43,749 It's so exciting. 472 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,294 Don't you want to leave here? 473 00:56:55,219 --> 00:56:56,303 Suck! 474 00:57:15,072 --> 00:57:18,367 - You know, I have special powers. - Yeah. 475 00:57:18,450 --> 00:57:23,664 I change my shape. I can turn into anything. 476 00:57:23,747 --> 00:57:25,332 what do you like 477 00:57:29,753 --> 00:57:32,923 Large canisters with silver nipples. 478 00:57:33,006 --> 00:57:34,841 Good. 479 00:57:41,056 --> 00:57:43,517 And a ghetto people. 480 00:57:43,767 --> 00:57:46,645 I like to have something to shoot for. 481 00:57:47,354 --> 00:57:49,606 What a pervert! 482 00:57:53,819 --> 00:57:54,903 How cool! 483 00:57:56,363 --> 00:57:59,616 - And a mono eyebrow. - What did you say? 484 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:02,244 Monosufrunce. The king wants monosufrunces. 485 00:58:02,327 --> 00:58:04,121 OK, OK. 486 00:58:10,127 --> 00:58:12,588 And fat hands, like a grandmother's. 487 00:58:15,799 --> 00:58:19,678 Feathered wings. I want a Britney Spears fat and blue. 488 00:58:21,013 --> 00:58:22,556 That's what I say too. 489 00:58:24,725 --> 00:58:26,727 Come here. 490 00:58:53,128 --> 00:58:54,755 where is everyone 491 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,095 I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with it with Susan throwing up on everyone. 492 00:59:03,263 --> 00:59:05,098 It seems we are in the minority. 493 00:59:36,630 --> 00:59:38,590 Not. 494 00:59:38,674 --> 00:59:40,550 I don't want to run anymore. 495 00:59:55,899 --> 00:59:59,778 We would not have the army or its weapons, 496 00:59:59,861 --> 01:00:02,239 but we have something much more powerful. 497 01:00:02,322 --> 01:00:04,199 Big breasts? 498 01:00:06,743 --> 01:00:08,620 The strength of our family. 499 01:00:09,705 --> 01:00:11,289 I follow you anywhere bro. 500 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:24,094 look 501 01:00:26,054 --> 01:00:27,931 Revenge is... 502 01:00:29,433 --> 01:00:30,809 mine 503 01:00:38,483 --> 01:00:42,320 The reward is nasty, White Bitch. 504 01:00:42,696 --> 01:00:45,115 you owe me your soul Jack Swallows. 505 01:00:45,198 --> 01:00:46,992 And it's time to pay. 506 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:38,168 Oh, damn it! 507 01:01:39,795 --> 01:01:41,296 What a tool! 508 01:01:45,759 --> 01:01:47,135 No mercy! 509 01:02:36,393 --> 01:02:38,353 Take it from here, Kumar. 510 01:02:52,742 --> 01:02:54,202 Not! 511 01:03:06,464 --> 01:03:08,216 Oh, yes. 512 01:03:10,802 --> 01:03:13,638 Yes, that's how you need it. Crawl. 513 01:03:16,182 --> 01:03:20,061 How the parents dragged themselves before I kill them. 514 01:03:39,205 --> 01:03:42,292 Let's slow things down a bit to see what happens. 515 01:03:51,468 --> 01:03:53,595 Oh my God. 516 01:03:55,972 --> 01:03:58,808 Oh, it's dez... 517 01:04:39,349 --> 01:04:41,184 Let's kill them! 518 01:05:31,443 --> 01:05:33,570 I'm going to love this. 519 01:05:58,511 --> 01:06:00,055 Not. Wait. 520 01:06:01,264 --> 01:06:03,516 We don't stoop to her level. 521 01:06:04,517 --> 01:06:06,603 I hate those damn kids. 522 01:06:07,228 --> 01:06:11,566 New Gnarnia will be a democracy, where justice is respected. 523 01:06:11,941 --> 01:06:16,529 It will be judged by a noble jury. 524 01:06:17,655 --> 01:06:19,991 Sorry, bitch. 525 01:06:22,994 --> 01:06:24,287 Good. 526 01:06:25,413 --> 01:06:27,040 Fuck it! 527 01:06:29,584 --> 01:06:32,796 I'm making a den. Move your ass in front of me. 528 01:06:32,879 --> 01:06:34,881 Beaver hot on the horizon. 529 01:06:35,173 --> 01:06:38,051 I present to you the kings and queens of Gnarnia. 530 01:06:38,134 --> 01:06:40,136 Peter the Heroic. 531 01:06:41,012 --> 01:06:43,306 Susan the Straight. 532 01:06:43,890 --> 01:06:46,643 Edward the Faithful. 533 01:06:47,018 --> 01:06:49,938 And Lucy the Fool. 534 01:06:51,689 --> 01:06:53,399 Health to all. 535 01:07:23,596 --> 01:07:30,436 And so Peter, Susan, Edward and Lucy They restored peace to Gnarnia. 536 01:07:30,687 --> 01:07:34,858 They are no longer orphans. Now they are a family. 537 01:07:36,943 --> 01:07:40,697 They ruled Gnarnia for many years. 538 01:07:40,947 --> 01:07:45,285 That, until they found the closet again. 539 01:07:45,368 --> 01:07:46,661 Let's cross our jet. 540 01:07:55,753 --> 01:07:58,715 We're welcome. Look, some blood. 541 01:08:18,109 --> 01:08:21,529 - Look at the closet. - It's been so long. 542 01:08:25,158 --> 01:08:27,160 Chuck Norris is super cool. 543 01:09:08,409 --> 01:09:09,577 We are young again. 544 01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:19,712 Jagshemash. You succeeded. 545 01:09:19,879 --> 01:09:22,799 You made a movie with a happy ending. 546 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,053 Not. 547 01:12:20,685 --> 01:12:21,769 It's Nice! 548 01:15:28,664 --> 01:15:32,376 He's Willy, he's Willy, the weird, the maniac, 549 01:15:32,460 --> 01:15:36,464 He's Willy, he's Willy, damn weird 550 01:15:36,547 --> 01:15:43,512 He-he ha-ha, ho-ho, he-he 551 01:15:44,972 --> 01:15:46,974 He makes tasty treats 552 01:15:47,058 --> 01:15:48,893 Pickles in chocolate 553 01:15:48,976 --> 01:15:50,811 Chocolate bars with jelly 554 01:15:50,895 --> 01:15:53,189 Of crushed testicles 555 01:15:53,272 --> 01:15:55,358 Family jewels, family jewels 556 01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:15,211 He's Willy, he's Willy, make candy out of orphans 557 01:16:15,294 --> 01:16:19,423 He's Willy, he's Willy, who glazes your organs 558 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:25,805 Aw-aw, wo-wo, aoleu, waleu-waleu 559 01:16:35,940 --> 01:16:38,109 Sends his gooey candy 560 01:16:38,192 --> 01:16:39,944 To all my-space friends 561 01:16:40,027 --> 01:16:41,987 Your teeth like pearls, of course 562 01:16:42,071 --> 01:16:45,866 A souvenir for them will be 563 01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,711 The golden ticket, my God! You heard! 564 01:16:56,794 --> 01:16:58,170 Now you have no escape 565 01:16:58,254 --> 01:17:00,381 Before you call in special forces 566 01:17:00,464 --> 01:17:02,466 Willy hits you like Chuck Norris 567 01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:04,635 Norris 568 01:19:11,470 --> 01:19:12,721 Why are you here, Mel? 569 01:19:16,642 --> 01:19:17,893 you know 570 01:19:18,727 --> 01:19:20,980 Hood, hood. Vroom, vroom. 571 01:19:27,695 --> 01:19:30,322 Listen, beautiful breasts, so that you know, 572 01:19:30,698 --> 01:19:32,741 i like to sleep without clothes