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Aikman's looking good today.
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He just threw an interception.
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I didn't say
he was playing good.
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You can't even see his face
behind the helmet.
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I didn't say his face.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Hey, how was the park?
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Oh, CeeCee had
a little incident.
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Yeah, she drop one
in the sandbox again?
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No, she saved that
for the walk home.
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Come on, stinky.
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Well, what happened?
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Oh, she bit a kid.
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Oh, boy. You got to get on that.
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We did.
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We explained to her
that biting is wrong,
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and if she's upset,
she should use her words.
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Ugh.
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What?
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Here's a word: pathetic.
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It's pathetic to teach
my daughter right from wrong?
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Look, honey, Aikman's
bending over to tie his shoe.
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No, it's ridiculous to think
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you can reason
with a two year old.
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Well, what would you have done?
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Bite her back.
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You're joking.
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She ain't.
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I'm not biting my daughter.
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Worked on you.
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You bit me?
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You bit me. Only once.
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You let her bite me?
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Only once.
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Hey.
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Are you worried about CeeCee?
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Right now? No.
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Yeah, but what if
she's that weird bitey kid
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that nobody wants to play with?
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-That'd be awful.
-No, I-I'm serious.
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This kind of stuff
follows you around.
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I-I knew this kid
who wet himself in kindergarten,
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and then, all through high
school, he was "Pee-Pee Peter."
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It ain't a big deal.
Sometimes, two year olds bite.
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Well, did you?
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No, Missy was the biter.
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But she mostly bit Sheldon,
so who could blame her?
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Well, what got her to stop?
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I taught her to do
purple nurples instead.
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Is that what you're gonna
teach our daughter?
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The playground's rough.
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If you ain't the nurpler,
you're the nurplee.
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How are you the father
of my child?
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Let me show you.
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Come on, CeeCee,
you have to get dressed.
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-No.
-I'm serious.
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-No.
-Come on. Arms up...
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Ow!
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That's it, you are in time-out.
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You are going to sit here
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-and think about what you did.
-No.
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How's it going in there?
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Fine.
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Really?
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'Cause it sounded like
she bit you.
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Which is why she's in time-out.
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Mm, in her room with her toys.
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I hope she's okay.
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She is my daughter and I will
raise her how I see fit.
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Sounds like you've got this.
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What are you smiling about?
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CeeCee bit Mandy.
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You're happy about that?
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Yes.
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Very mature.
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Georgie, if one of you
would just bite her back,
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this would all end.
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All I know is
I love and support my wife.
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Well done, young man.
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You agree with him?
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If I say yes, you gonna bite me?
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Good one.
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I hope she bites you both.
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Was she like this
when you married her?
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Believe it or not,
she's mellowed.
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Hey.
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You're here early.
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Yeah, things are
a little tense at the house.
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Sorry.
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-That's it?
-What?
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Well, this is usually when
you say something stupid like,
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"Did Mandy come to her senses
and kick you out?"
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I love that
I'm in your head this much.
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What's going on?
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CeeCee's been biting people,
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and Mandy and her mom
are knocking heads
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over how to handle it.
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Biting people?
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You feeding her enough?
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I'm sure it's just a phase.
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When my dog was a puppy
and he'd bite stuff,
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I'd give him
a rubber bone to chew on.
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You want me to give my daughter
a bone like a dog?
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Why not?
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I'm sure there's a good reason,
I just can't think of it.
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The bumpy ones
also clean their teeth.
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What you reading?
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Book on parenting.
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Anything helpful?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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We could put on a little play
with stuffed animals
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to show her how biting hurts.
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Hmm. My mom made me do
a Christmas play once.
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I was a sheep.
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Great, you can be a sheep again.
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Don't typecast me. I got range.
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Hey, how would you feel about
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giving her a rubber bone
to chew on?
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Like a dog?
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I know it sounds ridiculous.
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It's way past ridiculous,
it's nuts.
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Right.
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But why?
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-Okay, you ready?
-Yeah.
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Okay, CeeCee,
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Mommy and Daddy are gonna put on
a little show for you.
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Aww, who are you?
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I'm Doodles the dog.
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Who are you?
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I'm Billy Bob the bear.
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Hi, Billy Bob. Want to play?
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Oh, sure.
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But not in the street.
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That's dangerous.
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How about we stick
to the script, Billy Bob?
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Excuse me for trying
to squeeze in an extra lesson.
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Want to play hide-and-seek?
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Sure. I'll hide first.
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No. I'll hide first.
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Well, too bad.
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Well, then, I'm gonna bite you.
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Ow.
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You bit me.
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No, don't clap at that.
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Yeah. I'm hurt.
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Yay!
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She might be evil.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Um, I thought you were taking
CeeCee to the park.
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Well, we had to cut it short.
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She bit someone again.
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Oh, God. No.
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It's all right. I handled it.
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You didn't bite her, did you?
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I had no choice.
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Not biting her was a choice.
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It was just a nibble.
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Well, did she cry?
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Of course she cried.
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She's not used
to being disciplined.
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You had no right to do that.
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Well, somebody had
to parent her.
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I am her parent.
I parent her, not you.
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Well, maybe I shouldn't
watch her anymore.
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Well, maybe you shouldn't.
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Don't blame me
if your kid's a cannibal!
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Cooper residence.
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Oh, hi, Mandy.
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She bit her?
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No, of course.
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You can stay here
for as long as you want.
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No, no. No thanks necessary.
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Okay. Bye.
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You do work in mysterious ways.
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Can I get anyone another slice?
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No, I'm stuffed.
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Yeah, you didn't have
to make us a pie.
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My pleasure.
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Just one of the many perks
of living here.
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We ain't living here,
it's just a couple days
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till everybody cools off.
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Well, until my mom apologizes.
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We might be living here.
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I don't wish to speak ill
of your mother...
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Oh, please. Speak ill. Ill away.
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I just can't believe she would
bite that sweet little angel.
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Well, she ain't exactly
been an angel lately.
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So, you think biting her
was okay?
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Well, of course not.
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She should've just spanked her
like a normal person.
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What? We don't spank.
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We don't?
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No. Wh...
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Have you spanked her?
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Not yet, but I didn't know
we were against it.
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Well, we are.
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She spanked me,
I turned out fine.
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I didn't spank him much.
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You spanked me when I cussed,
when I sassed.
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Oh, you really spanked me
that time I laughed
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while you were spanking me.
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We are not talking about me,
we are talking about
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her nasty mother and how much
safer CeeCee is here.
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One time, I flushed a cherry
bomb down the toilet at school.
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I got whupped
by the principal, my dad,
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even the custodian
got in a whack.
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That's terrible.
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Maybe, but that was
the last time
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I blew up plumbing
with fireworks.
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Word on the street is,
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you finally drove
Georgie and Mandy out.
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They'll be back.
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Till then, I guess it's just
the three of us.
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Like the good old days, huh?
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Feel free to drive him out, too.
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Good one, Pop.
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I miss this.
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00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,036
Connor, you think
I was a good mother, right?
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The best.
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00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,472
Thank you.
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00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,009
I don't know
what Amanda's problem is.
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00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,495
You bit her daughter.
224
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,683
I knew you were gonna find
some way to blame me.
225
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,485
It's the one thing
she said not to do.
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00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,553
You always take her side.
227
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,607
Well, I'd love to take
your side, but you make it hard.
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You always want
to be the good guy.
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-This just feels right.
-Who doesn't like being the good guy?
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Me. Me. I'm the one...
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What's all this?
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Oh, sorry, I was just
trying to find something
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CeeCee would eat.
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I made eggs,
but she didn't want that,
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so made some pancakes,
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then she spit that out, so...
made some oatmeal.
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Huh.
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We were always more of
a "eat what's in front of you"
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kind of house.
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Well, I just always think
it's more important
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she gets a good meal
than what's easiest for me.
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00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,957
Never thought of it that way.
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If I did this at my house,
my mom would
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roll her eyes so hard
she'd pull a muscle.
245
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,598
Well, her generation
is kind of set in their ways.
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Sure are.
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00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,053
You know, if you think about it,
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I am closer to your age
than your mom's.
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I guess.
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00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,642
I did the math, it's true.
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00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,211
Um, listen, I need to run
some errands later.
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Do you mind watching CeeCee
for a few hours?
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00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,966
-I would love to.
-Oh, and if she throws a tantrum,
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00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,868
we've been working
on taking deep breaths,
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00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,486
so just remind her.
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00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,688
To breathe?
257
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,958
Yeah.
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00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,692
You got it.
259
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,166
-Okay, CeeCee, give Nana the block.
-No.
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00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,136
Take a deep breath
and give Nana the block.
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00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,221
No!
262
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,839
I'm gonna ask one more time.
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Give Nana the block.
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Ow!
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Don't you laugh, you little...
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Sorry I'm late.
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I drove to the other house
before I remembered.
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No problem.
Dinner's in the oven.
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What happened to you?
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Ugh. Your daughter
threw a block at me.
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-You okay?
-I'm fine.
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I'll talk to her.
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Mandy already told her
to apologize.
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Good.
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She said no.
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I don't know
what's gotten into her.
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-It's not her fault.
-Thanks.
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-It's yours.
-What? I wasn't even here.
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Your daughter needs boundaries.
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The Bible is very clear.
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
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Where was that last night
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when Mandy was saying,
"We don't spank"?
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It is not my place
to say something,
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but someone else could.
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Like who?
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Maybe Mandy's husband
or CeeCee's father?
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Those are both me.
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Oh, Mary, if you have a cookie,
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I think I can get her
to apologize.
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Oh.
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I thought you were
in the shower.
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00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,500
No, your mother is in the shower
and Missy called next.
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00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:08,055
Hmm. If only there was a place
where we had our own bathroom.
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You would trade your
daughter's safety for a shower?
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And a toilet.
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Look, your mom went too far,
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but CeeCee does need
some boundaries.
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I mean, she hurt my mom.
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So, we should hit her?
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It ain't hittin', it's spankin'.
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See? No big deal.
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Get over my knee
and I'll show you.
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I can't believe
you're not with me on this.
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The Bible does say, "Spare
the rod, spoil the child."
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Since when do you quote
the Bible?
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It's not me.
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It's the house.
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Oh, I get it now.
This is coming
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-from your mother.
-What?
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Yeah, you two have been talking
about what a bad parent I am.
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No, what bad parents we are.
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'Cause we're a team.
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You suck.
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No. We suck.
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Team.
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DOCTOR OLIVER Welcome
back to Family Spotlight.
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Our next caller wants to ban
her sister from her wedding.
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Ooh, yummy.
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00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,400
Hi, Jeanette, you're on the air
with Dr. Oliver.
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Tell me about
this sister of yours.
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Well, she announced her
pregnancy at my bridal shower.
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Boring.
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00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,459
And I think my fiancé's
the father.
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Here we go.
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Thanks for calling
Family Spotlight,
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where our spotlight
is on your family.
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Our next caller
is Mandy from Texas.
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Mandy, I understand
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you're upset with your mother.
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Get this: she bit my daughter.
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00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,245
I'm sorry, did you say
"hit" or "bit"?
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00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,013
Oh, "bit" with a "B,"
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as in "bitch," like my mother.
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00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,985
And why would your mom do this?
335
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,670
My two year old's just going
through a biting phase,
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and she insisted
on teaching her a lesson.
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00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,807
Has she bitten people before?
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00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,742
My daughter or my mother?
Doesn't matter.
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00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,627
Yes to both.
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00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,363
Thank you
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00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,065
for letting me know.
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00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,867
What's going on?
343
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,703
Apparently,
Amanda is on the radio
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00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,090
saying awful things about me.
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00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,907
Oh, no.
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00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,843
What station?
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00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,062
MANDY She thinks her way
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00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,014
is the only way to do things.
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00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,432
I mean, just because
she broke my father's spirit,
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00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,633
she thinks she can
do the same to me.
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00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,850
Hold on, hold on.
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00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,336
We're being told
that we actually have
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your mom on the other line.
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00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,821
What? No. Don't pick up.
355
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,941
Hi, Audrey,
you're on with Dr. Oliver.
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00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,393
I don't know what Amanda
has been telling you,
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00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,861
but I was an excellent mother.
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00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,564
You bit your granddaughter.
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00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,033
It was a nibble,
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00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,485
and I was simply teaching her
there are consequences
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for bad behavior.
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00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,072
With more bad behavior? God...
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00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,640
Let her have it, Doc.
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00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,775
Well, recent studies do suggest
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that nonviolent methods
like time-outs can be
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a more effective form
of child-rearing.
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00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,516
Mm-hmm. Bite that, Mom.
368
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,802
Sounds like a load
of Yankee psychobabble.
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00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,172
Where are you based out of,
Doctor?
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00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,140
Chicago.
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00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,625
Of course you are.
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00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,178
You see what
I'm dealing with here?
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Welcome to Texas,
where we're bitin' and spankin'
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00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,598
all the ding-dang day.
375
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,567
Don't be so dramatic.
376
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,303
Your father spanked you
and you survived.
377
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,439
I got news for you.
378
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,374
He didn't lay a finger on me.
379
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,244
What?
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00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,664
Yeah. Couldn't do it.
He just told you he did.
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00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,016
Jim, I know you're listening.
Pick up a phone.
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00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,869
I don't want to.
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00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,487
Jim!
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00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,258
Hello.
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00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,927
That ain't good.
All right, thanks.
386
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,131
-What?
-Mandy and Mrs. McAllister
387
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,999
are going at it on the radio.
388
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,471
-Really?
-Oh, like you don't want to hear.
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00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,473
-A.M. 1060.
-Thank you.
390
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,908
JIM I couldn't do it.
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00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,977
She would look at me
with those big eyes.
392
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,346
Would've been like
spanking Bambi.
393
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,084
So it's your fault
she's like this.
394
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,952
Like what?
Happy, successful, confident?
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00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,121
Try soft, spoiled
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00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,689
and ungrateful.
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00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,209
-Can I hang up now?
-No.
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00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,077
Audrey, you do seem to harbor
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00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,812
some resentment
toward your daughter.
400
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,463
That's not true.
401
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,715
Oh, please,
she's been out to get me
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00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,217
ever since I met my husband.
403
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,052
Oh, and when you say "met,"
404
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,969
you mean, "got knocked up by"?
405
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,173
And did I mention he was only 17
406
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,142
-when it happened?
-Mom!
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00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,011
Can I please hang up?
408
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,765
You gonna call in
and defend your woman's honor?
409
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,084
Not in a million years.
410
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,293
So now we're staying
at my mother-in-law's.
411
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,945
She's a piece of work.
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00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,413
She was pretending
to be all supportive,
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00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,815
but behind my back,
she was calling me a bad parent.
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00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,334
Sounds like her.
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00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,601
Stay out of this!
416
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,287
Actually, I believe we have
your mother-in-law
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00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,704
on the other line.
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00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,072
Is this Mary?
419
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,159
You are darn tootin' it is.
420
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,128
And I didn't say anything
behind your back.
421
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,646
That's not what Georgie said.
422
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,131
Well, I don't know
what he told you,
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00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,882
but I do believe in spanking,
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00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,785
and he is not too old
to go over my knee.
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00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,837
Last chance.
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00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,339
Screw it, dial.
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